-你好 -嗨 布丽吉特 抱歉 我迟了 -Hello. -Hi, Bridget. Sorry, I'm late.
唯一比病人迟到要好的事 You know the only thing better than a patient being late
就是病人根本没出现 is one who doesn't turn up at all.
我们上次说到哪了 So where did we leave off?
让我看看 我记了笔记 对 Let's see. I have it in my notes-- Oh, yeah!
“泰德拉索要把我逼疯了” "Ted Lasso is driving me fucking crazy."
对 他不愿意吐露心声 All right. He refuses to open up.
每当他要敞开心扉的时候 And when he gets anywhere close to being vulnerable,
他就会突然打趣 或说一些让人摸不着头脑 he fires off a zinger or some obscure reference to something very specific
只有美国中部的40岁白男才能听懂的笑点 to a 40-year-old white man from middle America.
所以他不愿敞开心扉 So he's refusing to be vulnerable, right?
听上去像我认识的某个人嘛 Sounds like someone I know.
得了吧 我和拉索教练一点也不像 Oh, stop it. Me and Coach Lasso are nothing alike.
莎伦 你会做一样的事 Sharon, you do the same thing.
他用幽默转移话题 你则是用聪明才智 He uses humor to deflect, you use your intelligence.
拜托 Please.
我才不会用聪明才智作为武器 疏远别人 孤立自己 I do not harness my savantish nature to alienate people and isolate myself.
好吧 这句话正好很晦涩 Okay, I hear that.
我觉得若你希望与拉索教练的咨询有进展 I doubt you'll make any headway with Coach Lasso
那你必须自己先卸下心防 你们都要各退一步 until you let your guard down yourself and meet him halfway.
你说得对 You're right.
当然了 你打算怎么做 Of course, I'm right! Now, what are you going to do?
-看好你的狗 -什么 -Mind your dog! -What?
-它讨厌那件毛衣 -去你的 -He hates that sweater. -Up yours!
该死 Shit!
快打急救电话… Call 999. Someone call 999.
她在呼吸吗
嗨 两位 Hi, guys.
听着 我有个很有意思的 品牌推广机会 是给教练的 So, I actually have a fun, new branding opportunity for a coach.
只需要公开亮相一次 报酬不错呢 It's only one public appearance. It's decent money.
对俱乐部很有好处 Would be really good for the club.
你们俩有没有谁能帮我 Would either one of you want to help me out
担任代言人… by being a spokesperson for this--
好吧 你们俩都可以去死了 Right. Fuck you both.
我很佩服我们一句话都不用说 I respect that we didn't have to say a word.
她懂我们 She gets us.
我要当代言人了 I'm going to be a spokesperson.
泰德呢 Where's Ted?
-他发短信了 他有急事 -什么事 -He texted. He has some emergency. -What?
-我没问 -为什么 -I didn't ask. -Why not?
那是他的急事 It's his emergency.
如果泰德希望他知道 他会说的 If he wanted him to know, he would have said.
我们周日要在温布利球场踢足总杯半决赛 We have an FA Cup semifinal at Wembley Stadium on Sunday.
-谁负责训练 -我 -Who's running training? -Me.
-你 -泰德要求的 我无所谓 -You? -Ted asked. I don't give a shit.
-该死 我得走了 -你去哪 -Shit, I got to go. -Where you going?
关你屁事 None of your fucking business.
那么…看来只剩我们俩了 我… Well… Guess that just leaves us two. I mean--
-训练可以由你负责 -谢谢 -You can run training. -Thank you.
那太好了 我觉得…对 谢谢 等等 That will be great-- I think-- Yes, thank you. Hold on.
（爸爸来电）
好的 哥们 来吧 All right, man. Let's go.
用力 哥们 对 加油… Switch it on, boy. Yeah, let's go, let's go.
很好 继续 哥们 Good man. All you, mate.
没错 你可以的… That's it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
嗨 爸爸 Hello, Daddy.
山姆 你知道我为什么打给你吗 Sam… Do you know why I'm calling?
不知道 No, sir.
我打来是因为蟹守螺石油 I'm calling because Cerithium Oil
刚刚被勒令停止在尼日利亚的营运 has just been ordered to stop operating in Nigeria.
等等 什么 等一下 这太好了 Wait, what? Wait, that's incredible!
这是你的功劳 And you were the butterfly whose wings made this happen.
我真为你自豪 孩子 I'm so proud of you, my son.
谢谢你 爸爸 Thank you, Dad.
我这么做都是因为你的激励 I mean, look, I only did it because you inspired me to.
谢谢你这么说 因为这是真的 I appreciate you saying that, because it's absolutely true.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 好 拜拜 I love you too. Okay, bye-bye.
喂 你在干什么 Oi! What you doing?
该死 Oh, shit.
-你怎么不说话 -我的脖子被压住了 -Why didn't you say anything? -It was on my neck.
对 抱歉 Yeah. Sorry.
你滚一边去吧 我来 You know what, sod off. I got this.
（伴伴 御姐老板）
我还没找到一个我喜欢的说法 I haven't found a term I like yet
用来代替“我要去大便”这句话 for when I tell people I'm taking a shit.
你一般怎么说 What do you use?
我得重新画唇线 I need to reapply my lip liner.
男人不懂它的意思 Men don't know what that means
女人会明白这需要时间和集中注意 and women understand it requires time and focus.
（伴伴 LDN152 今晚8点在图奇餐厅吃饭）
（我会去 你也来吧）
快答应啊 Say fucking yes!
兄弟们 三个点出现了… Guys, guys! Three dots! Three dots, three dots.
（到时候见）
好啊 Yes!
好 Yeah!
-哇 天啊 -太好了 -Wow. Oh, my God. -Yes!
队长 Captain.
怎么了 哥们 Yeah, bruv?
我想请你帮我理发 I would like to ask you for a haircut.
什么 What?
你确定吗 哥们 Are you sure, bruv?
是的 我确定 Yes, I think I am.
好 训练之后 All right. After training.
-艾萨克… -该死 -Isaac, Isaac. -Oh, shit!
（医院）
等一等 这位女士 Oh, now hold on, lady.
你是说如果我身体里的每一根骨头都断了 You're telling me I could shatter every bone in my body,
有人把我送到任何一间医院门口 someone could just drop me off in front of any old hospital,
把我扔进垃圾桶里之类的 dumped into a garbage can or something,
你们也会救治我 而我一分钱都不用给 and y'all patch me up and I don't have to pay jack squat?
没错 You're damn right.
我真爱这个国家 我爱这里 I tell you, I love this country. I love this town.
你知道维尼熊的原型 是伦敦动物园的一只熊吗 Oh, did you know that Winnie the Pooh was based on a real bear from the London Zoo?
杀了我吧 Fuck me.
不 Oh, no…
比我想象中还严重 It's worse than I imagined.
她又可以走了 She can walk again!
这就是生命的奇迹 It's a miracle!
感谢上帝赐予我们科学 Oh, thank God for science!
嘿 大夫 这位大夫不会有事吧 Hey, Doc! The doc going to be okay, Doc?
对 扫描结果没问题 Yes, her scan seemed fine.
那就好 没有颅内出血 Good. No intracranial hemorrhaging?
-没有 -也没有硬脑膜下血肿 -No. -Or subdural hematoma?
没有 你似乎对脑损伤很了解 No. You seem to know a lot about brain injuries.
我30岁出头时看了很多《实习医生格蕾》 Well, I watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy in my early 30s.
其实我是橄榄球教练 And actually, you know, I coached football.
美式的那种 The American kind. You know?
经常脑震荡、下跪抗议的那个 The one with all the concussions and hullabaloo about kneeling and such.
她确实有脑震荡 Oh, well, she does have a concussion.
头部也缝了几针 And she's had a couple stitches in her head.
你要休息几天 好吗 So you'll need to rest for a few days, okay?
除此之外 你的丈夫可以带你回家了 Apart from that, your husband can take you home.
他不是我的丈夫 Oh, he's not my husband.
对…本人的手指上可没戒指 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ain't no ring on these fingers.
-不 我们只是朋友 -同事 -No, we're just friends. -Colleagues.
-关系好的同事 -我没有丈夫 -Friendly colleagues. -I don't have a husband.
对 但她不可怜 Yeah, but not in a sad way.
她是个非常独立的人 You know, she's just fiercely independent.
我完全能自己回家 And I'm perfectly capable of taking myself home.
-我说得没错吧 -抱歉 菲尔德斯通医生 -See what I mean? -I'm sorry, Dr. Fieldstone.
医院政策规定头部受创的病人 Hospital policy states that head trauma patients,
必须在他人陪同下出院 they cannot leave unattended.
医院的政策可不是一般的政策 And there ain't no policy like a hospital policy,
因为医院的政策说一不二 'cause a hospital policy don't stop.
还是让我帮你吧 亲爱的 Let me help you out with that, sweetheart.
-来 很好 -谢谢 -Here you go. There you go. -Thank you.
多谢你来这里 肯特教练 Thank you for being here, Coach Kent.
我姐姐在医院工作 她是急诊部的 My sister's at the hospital. She works in the emergency room.
她不能离开 因为总有人去看急诊 She can't really pop out 'cause there's always someone coming in
眼睛里插了把刀或手电筒卡在… with, like, a knife stuck in their eye or a torch stuck up their--
是 行 我懂的 她很忙 Yeah, okay, I get it. She's busy.
菲比 我和你舅舅说话时 你能去涂颜色吗 Phoebe, would you mind doing some coloring while I talk to your uncle?
好 博文老师 Yes, Ms. Bowen.
我能先问个简短的私人问题吗 Can I start with a quick personal question?
-菲比的爸爸… -他是个人渣 -Phoebe's dad-- -Oh, he's a piece of shit.
-他还在世吗 -抱歉 是 他是行走的人渣 -Is he alive? -Sorry, yeah. He's a living piece of shit.
行吧 Right.
肯特教练 菲比的行为有点问题 Well, Coach Kent, we've got a bit of an issue with Phoebe's behavior.
-说吧 -她一直爆粗口 说很多 -Let's have it. -She's been swearing. A lot.
有多严重 How bad is it?
今天她说她的一个同学 是“冷漠无情的死混蛋” Today she called one of her classmates an "apathetic shitfucker."
-她说得对吗 -对 -Are they? -Oh, yes.
但那不是重点 But that's not the point.
你知道她这毛病是从哪里学来的吗 Do you have any idea where she might be getting this from?
我 Me?
我去 Fuck.
这是她第五次违反校规 她得到了警告 然后被隔离 This was her fifth offense. She got warnings, then isolation.
现在我恐怕要让她 回家过今天剩下的时间了 Now I'm afraid she has to go home for the rest of the day.
你知道你对她的影响很大 You know the influence you have on her.
利用你的影响力吧 Use it.
喂 Oi!
走了 We're leaving.
抱歉我爆粗口了 博文老师 Sorry for what I said, Ms. Bowen.
谢谢你 菲比 Thank you, Phoebe.
罗伊舅舅 我们能吃冰淇淋吗 Uncle Roy, can we get ice cream?
该死 不行 Fuck no!
抱歉 Sorry.
不行 F-no!
快点 走了 Go on, scoot your boot.
该死的亮片 Fucking glitter.
那肯定不算是残酷的恶作剧 By all measures, it's not the cruelest prank ever played,
但任何人都不该逼别人吃凡士林三文治 but no one should ever make someone eat a Vaseline sandwich.
不过这就是罗尼法奇的性格 But that's Ronnie Fouch for you.
热爱创新 Innovator.
你怎么知道我在医院 How did you know I was in the hospital?
你给我留了一堆语音留言 对 准确来说是32条 Oh, you left me a bunch of voice notes. Yeah, 32 to be exact.
-我以为那些自动删除了 -我都留着呢 -I thought those deleted themselves. -Yeah, well, I kept all those puppies.
你应该听一听 好玩极了 You should listen to some of these. They are a hoot.
-不用了 谢谢 -没事 就在这里 -Please, no, thank you. -It doesn't matter. I got them right here.
泰德 是莎伦 我现在不能接电话 Ted, it's Sharon. I can't come to the phone right now.
但如果你想跟我好好聊聊某些破事 But if you want to talk my ear off about some bullshit
毕竟你不敢表达感情 请给我留言 because you're too afraid to properly emote, leave a message.
哔 Beep!
-我是开玩笑的 -拜托 你不完全是开玩笑 -I didn't mean it. -Come on now. You meant it a little bit.
人之脑震荡 其言也真 那句话是这么说的吧 In concussio veritas, right? Ain't that the saying?
接下来这条与斯蒂芬桑德海姆先生有关 This next one brings Mr. Stephen Sondheim in the house
因为你在唱《西区故事》的《今晚》 'cause it's you singing "Tonight" from West Side Story,
但东尼和玛莉亚的部分你都唱了 but doing both the parts of Tony and Maria at the same time,
简单来说 令人心神激荡 请听 which is, well, in a word, thrilling. Here it is.
今晚… Tonight, tonight
真不错 Feel that.
你居然唱完了整个第一幕 不可思议 And you do the whole first act. It's incredible.
（麦克阿杜）
到底有什么大不了的 What is the big deal?
现在别吵 Not now.
老兄 艾萨克的理发技术堪称艺术家水准 My guy, Isaac's an artist with those clippers.
但每个赛季 他只会为你理发一次 But he only gives you one haircut per season,
所以你要把这机会留给特别的场合 so you try and save that for a very special occasion.
我要等到结婚时才用 I'm not using mine until I marry.
或是割包皮时 Or I get circumcised.
有道理 Quite right.
哥们 你居然把艾萨克的理发机会 浪费在网友约会 Bro, I can't believe you're wasting your Isaac cut on a blind date.
对 也许你和这姑娘 只在发短信时有化学反应呢 Yeah. What if you and this babes only got textual chemistry?
各位 Guys…
我相信… I believe…
这一次非常特别 this could be something very special.
所以我们就这样站在这… So do we all just stand here--
天啊 Oh, my God!
闭嘴 杨马斯 Shut the fuck up, Jan Maas.
抱歉 Sorry.
天啊… Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
就像《天鹅湖》般优雅 It's like Swan Lake.
好 Oh! Yeah!
（爸爸：我的温布利门票弄到没 ）
请进 Come in!
嗨 Hi.
这是怎么回事 What's this about?
在我有自己的办公室前我先在这里工作 I'm just in here until my office exists.
其实没什么 It's really no problem.
如果我不小心洒了什么 一伸手就能拿到清洁工具来清理 If I spill anything, I'm next to everything I need to clean up.
这真的很惨 This is very, very sad.
你有什么事吗 杰米 What can I do for you, Jamie?
能给我爸和他的两个朋友 预留温布利的门票吗 Can I get me dad and his two mates on the list for Wembley tickets, please?
没问题 家属区 贵宾区 Of course! Family section? VIP?
你把他们安排在停车场我都无所谓 Put 'em in the car park for all I care.
给他弄到票就好 让他别烦我 Just getting him tickets so he'll get off me back.
父子关系啊 Fathers and sons.
真不容易处理 So tricky.
人们应该写这方面的歌 They should really write songs about it.
-好像已经有了 -是 我知道 我只是… -Think they do. -Yeah, I know. I was just--
总之… Anyway…
你…和你爸爸关系好吗 You… Are you close with your dad?
时好时坏 和大家一样 Ups and downs, like everyone.
挺复杂的 It's complicated.
我和我爸的关系不复杂 他就是个混蛋 Mine's not complicated. He's just a dick.
任何情况下 他都会完全按照混蛋的方式行事 Every situation, he does exactly what a dick would do.
拿他没办法 你懂吗 Not much you can do with that. Know what I mean?
我会努力去爱我爸的优点 原谅他的缺点 Well, I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn't.
听我说 杰米 无论他怎么样 他是你的父亲 所以他是贵宾 Look, Jamie. Whatever he may be, he's your father, which makes him a VIP.
姓名 Names?
詹姆斯塔特 James Tartt.
他的朋友叫邓波科伦思和虫子 His mates are Denbo Cullens and Bug.
-虫子 -对 就叫虫子 -"Bug"? -Just Bug. One G.
昆虫的意思 Like the animal.
那是他的真名 他自己改的 It's his legal name. Changed it.
因为他很小 就像一只虫子 Because he's small like a bug?
不 因为他靠吃虫子赚钱 No, 'cause he eats bugs for money.
好吧 Right.
谢谢 Thanks for that.
没事 Yeah.
好的 Okay.
打开还是关上 Open or closed?
关上吧 Closed.
问我的人会少点 You get less questions.
-好的 -拜拜 -All right. -Bye.
谢谢你的冰淇淋 罗伊舅舅 Thank you for the ice cream, Uncle Roy.
喂 Oi!
你不能爆粗口 菲比 You can't swear, Phoebe.
但你老爆粗口 But you swear all the time.
是的 Yeah.
那不会妨碍我的人生 因为我是一名足球球员 And it didn't hold me back 'cause I'm a footballer.
如果我们爆粗口 没有人会介意 球员就是这样 这种行为是被鼓励的 No one cares if we swear. It's part of the job. It's encouraged.
但你当不了医生、老师或是… But you can't be a doctor, or a teacher, or a--
野生动物的兽医 Veterinarian for wild animals.
或是野生动物的兽医 我仍然不知道这到底是什么工作 Or a veterinarian for wild animals. I still don't get how that works.
你在树林里免费给动物看病 You treat them in the woods and no one pays you?
那不重要 It doesn't matter.
重要的是 如果你总是爆粗口 你就无法做那行了 The point is you can't do that if you swear all the time.
听我说 我们俩总在一起 Look. You and I spend a lot of time together,
我喜欢我们相处的每一秒 and I love every second.
我在如何和小孩相处方面没受过训练 I weren't trained in how to be around a kid.
有时… And sometimes…
我担心… I get concerned…
自己最糟糕的言行会教坏你 that I've been infecting you with the worst parts of me.
才没有 That's not true.
罗伊舅舅 你教会我很多很棒的事 Uncle Roy, you teach me great things.
我骂那个男孩是因为他霸凌别人 I called that boy a name because he's a bully.
因为你 我敢挺身而出面对霸凌者 And because of you, I stand up to bullies.
还有黑哨 And referees.
不爆粗口我也能做到这些 And I can do that without swearing.
对 Yeah.
因为你比我更好 'Cause you are better than me.
我和最好的你一样好 I'm as good as the best you.
也许我们可以一起戒掉粗口 Maybe we can stop swearing together.
去你的 Fuck you.
我不行 I can't.
但你可以做到 But you can.
拜托嘛 Pretty please.
好吧 罗伊舅舅 Okay, Uncle Roy.
好的 下车吧 Good. Now get out of here.
你能进来陪我玩一局公主和恶龙游戏吗 Can you come in for one game of Princess and Dragon?
这次我能当恶龙吗 Can I be the dragon this time?
不行 No.
好吧 但你最好把魔杖修好了 Fine. But you better have fixed the wand.
好的 空间有点小啊 All right. Tight squeeze, huh?
这玩意如果能折叠就方便多了 Probably a little bit easier when this thing can fold up, I bet.
谢谢你送我回家 我自己来就好 Thank you for walking me home. I'm good from here.
这是你第五次这么说 Well, that's the fifth time you've said that.
我把这个放下就溜 I'll just set this puppy down and I'll skedaddle.
对 放好了 Yeah, there you go.
适合放车的好地方 就这里吧 Good spot for it. There you go.
商务住宅 Corporate housing, huh?
永远不会让人失望 对吧 It does not disappoint, does it?
风格没有特色 估计也是设计理念的一部分 对吧 It don't really do anything. I guess that's part of the idea, ain't it?
后面有什么 嘿 What we got back here? Hey.
不错 家庭娱乐中心 All right. Home entertainment center.
这样好了 我就说这里很不错 然后进行下一个话题吧 Well, you know what, I'll just say that it's fine and move on.
这里只是暂时的住所 It's temporary.
是 哪里不是呢 Yeah, well, you know, what isn't, right?
-要喝点茶吗 -才不要 -Would you like some tea? -Oh, hell no.
不 我的意思是不用 谢谢你 抱歉 我只是不喜欢那垃圾 No, I mean no, thank you. Sorry, just don't care for that garbage.
我有水 也有葡萄酒 I have water and I have wine.
就像鸡生鸡蛋 对吧 好 Chicken and the egg, huh? Yeah.
水就很好 谢谢了 I'll take some water. That'd be great. Thanks.
自来水可以吗 Tap okay?
好 我喜欢没气泡的水 就如凯利厄尔文喜欢地平说 Oh, yeah. No, I like my water like Kyrie Irving likes his Earth. Flat.
（中间的路：在痛苦中找到中年的意义）
那么 你打算买辆新的自行车 还是一段时间内先不骑车了 So, you gonna get a new bike, or you wanna lay off riding for a bit?
不知道 我还没想过 I don't know. I haven't thought about it.
希望你回到马上 “马”指的是自行车 Well, I hope you get back on that horse. And by horse, I mean bicycle.
不过 如果你真的开始骑马上班 那该有多酷啊 Although how cool would it be if you started riding a horse to work?
大家都会叫你“女骑士莎伦医生” Everybody starts calling you "Dr. Sharon Horsewoman" or--
变成你的人设亮点 You know, becomes your hook.
我真的应该休息一下了 I really should get some rest.
嘿 收到了 好朋友 好同事 Hey, 10-4, good buddy. Good colleague.
一如往常 十分可口 Delicious as always.
是 好吧 我让你去休息 Yeah, all right, no, I'll let you go here, and--
如果你需要什么 尽管找我 You just give me a holler if you need anything.
毕竟今天把你吓坏了 You know, you had quite the scare today.
我的工作就是教人如何克服 我所经历的这种事 And my job is teaching people how to overcome what happened to me.
我很好 谢谢你 I'm fine, thank you.
再见 拉索教练 Goodbye, Coach Lasso.
是的 好 大夫 保重 Yeah, all right now, Doc. Take care.
（图奇餐厅）
天啊 你好 Jesus! Hello.
你现在接什么电话啊 Why are you picking up right now?
你应该五分钟前就进餐厅的 You were supposed to be in there five minutes ago.
是 我做不到 无法走进去 Right. I can't go in.
拜托了 你可以的 快进去 Oh, come on. You've got this. Get in there.
今晚要不就是一个美妙的夜晚 Either it's gonna be the most amazing night
要不就糟糕透顶 or it's gonna be so shit
你可以为此惩罚我一辈子 that you can punish me for it for the rest of our friendship.
这听起来倒不错 I do like the sound of that.
我要挂了 因为你要进去了 对吗 I'm gonna hang up 'cause you're gonna go, yeah?
你太美了 我都受不了了 You look so beautiful I can't bear it.
韦尔顿女士 瑞贝卡 Ms. Welton. Rebecca.
山姆 Sam!
-嗨 你好 -真巧啊 -Hi. Hello. -Well, that's a coincidence.
怎么了 What's-- What's wrong?
什么 天啊 我…只是… What? Oh, God. Yeah, I'm fi-- I'm just--
我只是有点紧张 因为我要见一个人 I'm just a little bit nervous 'cause I'm meeting someone.
好的 我… Okay, well, I--
别紧张 因为你一如既往地美极了 Don't be nervous, 'cause you look stunning as always.
谢谢你 山姆 Thank you, Sam.
天啊 我不打扰… Oh, God, don't let me get in the way of--
-祝你今晚愉快 -好 谢谢 你也是 -You have a lovely evening. -Yes. Thank you. You too.
新发型很帅 Great haircut.
-谢谢 -是 -Oh. Well, thank you. -Yes.
好奇怪 That's just weird.
（山姆也在这 好尴尬）
基莉向你问好 Keeley says hi.
也帮我向她问好 Oh… tell her I say hello.
（我在吧台 蓝色西服）
该死 Oh, shit!
-什么 -糟了 -What? -Shit.
-什么 -该死 -What? -Shit.
-什么 -糟糕 天啊 这不是真的 -What? What? What? -Shit. God, this can't be happening!
-但这是真的 -我就知道我不该进来 -But it is. It's-- -I knew I shouldn't have come in here.
-但你进来了 你… -不 山姆 -But you did. You d-- -No. Sam.
我们不能…我是你的老板 We can't-- I'm your boss.
这不行…你太年轻了 你多大啊 24岁 No. No. You are way too young. I mean, you're what, like, 24?
-我…21岁 -天啊 我是恋童癖 -I'm-- I'm 21. -Oh, my God. I'm a pedophile.
我觉得…我诱骗了你 那些短信 我是在诱骗你 I feel-- I've groomed you. All these messages. I was grooming you!
你没有诱骗我 好吗 我们不知道彼此的身份 You didn't groom me, okay? We didn't know who we were.
好的 但是…现在知道了 这样是不行的 Okay, but-- but now we do, and this is not happening.
不 这不行 假装一切没发生过 好吗 No, this can't happen. And this never happened, okay?
天啊
等等… Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我们可以…我们还是能… We-- We can-- We can still have--
-抱歉… -嗨 你好 抱歉 -Sorry. Sorry. -Hello. Hi. Sorry.
听着 我们还是可以共进晚餐 不一定非要约会 Listen, we can still have dinner. Okay? It doesn't have to be a date.
我们…也可以把这当成一个好笑的巧合 We-- It can just be a funny coincidence
我们碰巧出现在同一家华丽的餐厅 that we both happened to turn up to the same fabulous restaurant,
我们都是独自一人 both of us alone…
都很饿 and hungry.
这是可能的 That can happen.
对吗 Right?
我确实很饿 I mean, I am quite hungry.
…欢迎回到《情欲大过天》全明星赛 …to Lust Conquers All Stars.
前几季的获胜情侣… Our winning couples from previous seasons will put their love to the test.
（拉索教练来电）
会是上一季的获胜者爱莉和丹东尼 Will it be last season's winners Ellie and Danthony,
还是第一季的获胜者… or season one's winners…
你好 拉索教练 Hello, Coach Lasso.
嗨 大夫 今晚我打算 每隔20分钟就问问你的状况 Hey, Doc. So tonight I'm just gonna keep checking in on you every 20 minutes.
这是脑震荡后的标准做法 It's standard concussion protocol,
但我每次打给你时都会换一种嗓音 but I'm gonna change my voice every time I call you
以免你感到厌烦 so it stays exciting for you.
你是否感觉头晕或恶心 Have you been feeling dizzy or nauseous?
原来你的笑声是这样的 That's what it sounds like when you laugh.
我很好 拉索教练 I'm fine, Coach Lasso.
那我们20分钟后再聊 弹簧刀 Then I'll talk to you in twenty minutes. Sling Blade.
嘿 泰德 Hey, Ted…
是 Yes.
我今天很害怕 真的很怕 I was scared today. Really scared.
我喜欢骑自行车 那是让我快乐的事 I love riding my bike. It's my happy place.
我担心今天之后 我不敢再享受骑车的快乐了 And after today, I was worried I'll be too scared to enjoy riding again.
我认为恐惧很像内衣 I would say that fear's a lot like underwear.
不 我不想讨论 我不需要你给我打气 No, I don't want to discuss it. I don't need a pep talk.
泰德 我只想告诉你我的感受 Ted, I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling.
谢谢 这对我而言意义重大 Well, I appreciate it. Means a lot.
我很高兴我告诉了你 And I'm glad I did it.
祝你周末顺利 Good luck this weekend.
（绿野仙踪 ACM第一名 泰德第二名）
好的 第一名 Okay, A-C-M,
我不知道你是谁 但我要破你的纪录了 I don't know who you are, but I am coming after your A-S-S.
来吧 Let's go.
好 All right.
天啊 这包真是个无底洞 Oh, God. It's a bottomless pit.
我佩服你 I commend you.
女人去约会时通常带那种小小的手包 Usually women use those small handheld purses on dates.
-叫什么来着 -手拿包 -What do they call it? -A clutch.
手拿包 Clutch.
不 我宁肯像挖恐龙化石一样找东西 No, I'd rather dig for dinosaur bones
也不要拿那种连手机都放不下的包 rather than have one of those bags you can't fit your phone in.
-找到了 -而且这不是约会 -There you go. -And this was not a date.
我知道 I know.
那么… So…
我们改天能再出来吗 can we not do this again sometime?
我要一个人进家门 I'm going in alone.
好的 Okay.
不…再也不会了 山姆 No, no. Nev-- never again, Sam.
我说真的 I mean it.
我必须是说真的 I have to mean it.
是…当然 你说得对 Yeah, yeah, of course. You're right.
-而且我们周日有重要比赛 -对 -Besides, we have a big game on Sunday. -Right.
我们都需要休息 We both need our rest.
是 Yep.
好 Good.
-晚安 -谢谢 -Good night. -Thank you.
老天爷 Oh, bloody hell.
真要命 Bloody hell.
先生们 集中注意力 Gentlemen. Focus up.
好的 各位 闭上眼睛 All right, fellas, I want you to close your eyes.
看看四周 Look around.
我的意思是睁开眼睛 将四周尽收眼底 You know. I mean, open them up and take it all in.
但要记得 我身后只是一个普通的老足球场 But remember, this right behind me, just a regular old football pitch.
把球场屋顶和看台拿走 You take away the stadium and all the stands,
你会发现这里 就和我们在内尔森路的自家球场一样大 I think you'll find it's the same size as our pitch back home on Nelson Road.
-准确来说不一样 -什么 -Not exactly. -What's that?
这里要大418平方米 It's 500 square yards bigger.
-真的 球场大小不一样 -对 -Really? The pitches aren't the same size? -No.
-这是全国最大的球场 -对曼城来说是巨大的优势 -This is the biggest pitch in the country. -Huge advantage for City.
天啊 这项运动的规则真随意 Boy, oh, boy. This sport has the loosiest-goosiest rules of all.
有时我真搞不懂 好吧 Tough to get my head around sometimes. Okay.
行 其实这里比较大 All right. It's bigger.
听着 我知道你们是看着 在这个球场上踢的比赛长大的 And, look, I know y'all grew up watching games on this field,
所以你们大概有点紧张 so you're probably a little nervous.
天 连我都起鸡皮疙瘩了 Shoot, I know I got goose bumps.
我记得小时候 坐在电视机前 I remember being a little kid, sitting in front of the television
看皇后乐队 在拯救生命演唱会上的表演 就在那里 and watching Queen perform right over there during Live Aid.
-不对 -那是旧的温布利球场 -No, you didn't. -That was old Wembley.
那个球场比这里还大 That field was even bigger.
那不重要 It doesn't matter.
各位 重要的是我们来到这里了 Point is, guys, we're here now, okay?
这个温布利球场 At this Wembley.
弗雷迪墨丘里从未踏足的球场 The one that Freddie Mercury never stepped foot in.
现在轮到我们谱写历史了 And this is our day to make history.
我相信我们一定会做到 And I believe we're gonna do just that.
来 再看一眼 然后就进去 Go ahead, take one more glance, then let's head back in.
因为我们还要训练 We got work to do.
（阿联酋足总杯 半决赛）
里士满 Richmond!
曼城 City! City!
-曼城 -曼城 -City! -City!
瞧这位置 不错嘛 对吧 Look at this. Not bad, is it?
真不得了 嘿 这座位太好了 哥们 Well, well, well. Hey, these are bang tidy seats these, man.
儿子踢进半决赛就会有这样的待遇 That's what you get when your son's playing in the semifinals.
当然 代表的球队不对 但你能怎么办 It's not for the right fucking team, but what can you do, eh?
给 喝吧 伙计 Here you are. Get on that, kiddo.
（半决赛 曼城对AFC里士满）
如果赢了这场比赛 我们就文里士满的文身 We win this match, we get Richmond tattoos.
我已经文了 Already got one.
-在哪 -你管我 -Where? -Mind your fucking business.
我只是不确定这能… I'm just not sure how this can…
要是他们超水平发挥呢 What about if they have the game of their lives?
对 我也希望如此 Oh, yeah. I was hoping for that.
你还好吗 教练 You good, Coach?
没事 Oh, yeah.
我只是在做 大夫教我的呼吸练习 仅此而已 I'm just doing some breathing exercises that Doc taught me, that's all.
希望你别再闹肚子了 Hope it's not stomach problems again.
别告诉我你吃了鸡尾酒虾 Tell me you didn't eat the prawn cocktail.
不 怎么可能 No, never.
各位 时间到了 Guys, it's time.
走吧 来 Here we go. Come on.
嘿 各位 等一等 Hey, fellas, hold on a sec.
我必须告诉你们一件事 I need to tell you all something.
对战托特纳姆的那次 我离开 When I left the match against Tottenham,
不是…因为我的肚子不舒服 it-- it wasn't 'cause, you know, my stomach was bothering me.
而是因为我恐慌症发作了 It was 'cause I had a panic attack.
我最近偶尔会有这个问题 I've been having them from time to time as of late,
我正在努力克服它 and I'm working on it.
但我只是想你们了解真相 But I just want you all to know the truth.
我们没事吧 We good?
-没事 -是 当然 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. Of course.
那好 我们来大干一场吧 Okay. Okay, all right. All right, let's go get 'em.
-数三声叫里士满 -等等 -Richmond on three. -Wait!
我也有一件事要坦白 I need to confess something too.
我把转会截止日期的时区弄错了 I messed up the time zones on our transfer deadline,
这是我们没有签下 巴西那个优秀后卫的原因 which is why we didn't sign up that amazing fullback from Brazil.
天啊 Oh, my God.
-没关系 -好的 -That's okay. -Okay.
-是 好的 -不要紧 -Yeah, okay. -All good.
-好 -没事 对 -Okay. -That's all right. Yeah.
好 准备了 Okay. Here we go.
我不会读你们写的球探报告 I don't read the scouting reports you guys write.
每次提到这些报告时我都会撒谎 I've lied every time they've come up.
它们很无聊 我不想读 They're boring, and I won't do it.
谢谢你的坦诚 I appreciate that.
我假装是临时想到点子 I pretend to get ideas in the moment,
但其实那都是我几个月前就想好的 but they're just good ideas I've had for months.
我算好时间 好让自己显得机智 I just time them to look spontaneous.
这招很聪明 It's a good move.
第一次的错觉 Illusion of the first time.
这个赛季有一场比赛 我不小心吃了致幻蘑菇 There was one game this season where I was accidentally on mushrooms.
不小心 "Accidentally"?
我赛前去了简的家 我喝的茶里有东西 I'd been at Jane's house, and I drank tea from the wrong pot.
是踢韦尔港那场比赛吗 The Port Vale match?
-对 -是 -Yeah. -Yeah.
不会有下次的 It won't happen again.
谢谢你们 Thanks, guys.
谢谢 Thank you.
-好 把他们踢得屁滚尿流 -数到三说“屁滚尿流” -All right, let's go kick their butts. -Butts on three.
-行吧 一、二、三 -屁滚尿流 -Works for me. One, two, three. -Butts!
你现在都这么优雅 开始喝茶了 You all fancy now, drinking tea, huh?
我不知道该怎么和你解释 I didn't know how to tell you.
温布利球场 英式足球的泰姬陵 Wembley Stadium, the Taj Mahal of English football.
每个年轻足球队员心中的圣地 The setting for every young footballer's dreams.
一个运动的战场 到处是伟大前人的脚印 A sporting battlefield, pockmarked with the footprints of giants.
希望在这个传说中的球场 留下另一个惊奇故事的 Hoping to add another upset to this fabled ground's storied list,
是不被看好的AFC里士满 humble AFC Richmond.
从未赢得重要奖杯 Never won a major trophy.
伦敦的俱乐部里 只有他们尚未踏入温布利球场 The last London club to make their Wembley debut.
他们将再一次对战 全英国毫无疑问的球场霸主 Renewing hostilities against the undisputed greatest team in the land,
战无不胜的曼城队 the mighty Manchester City.
仅仅在11个月前 It was only 11 months ago
这支里士满球队被曼城打得落花流水 惨遭降级 this Richmond side were relegated by City in heartbreaking fashion.
杰米塔特当时还是曼城队的球员 里士满的降级他也推了一把 Jamie Tartt was a City player then, and he helped send Richmond down.
然后曼城把他送去伦敦 如今他又成了灰狗 Then City sent him down the M40, and he's a Greyhound again.
加油… Come on! Come on!
曼城希望再次取得奖杯 里士满希望报仇雪耻 City are after another trophy. Richmond are after revenge.
穹顶之下 大战即将上演 这里是温布利球场 It's ready to blow, it's under the arch, it's Wembley Stadium.
这是足总杯半决赛 比赛现在开始 It's the FA Cup semifinal, and it starts now.
-曼城队进球 -该死 -Goal Manchester City! -Fuck!
不 No!
-那怎么不算越位 -因为他只是被动越位 -How's that not offside? -'Cause he was only passively offside.
我还是不懂这该死的规则 没事 I don't get this frigging rule still. That's all right.
-我们没事 -曼城罚角球 -We're okay, guys! -It's a corner kick for City.
进球 And a goal!
-该死 -2比0 -Fuck! -It's 2-nil.
2比0 帅啊 Oh, 2-nil!
该死 Shit!
这个任意球看来有威胁 This free kick could be dangerous.
确实如此 3比0 And it is. It's 3-nil.
里士满教练团要开动脑筋了 They'll be searching for solutions on the Richmond bench.
防守 Defend!
-得让三个前锋… -不 摆大巴永远都不晚 -We've got to go three attackers-- -No. It's never too late to park the bus.
-太晚了 -大家一个一个说 -It is too late. -Guys, one at a time, please.
好吧 没关系 嘿 没事的 Okay, don't worry about it. Hey, it's okay.
里士满在下半场能扳回比分吗 Can Richmond turn it around in the second half?
不好 乌龙球 现在是4比0 Oh, no. It's an own goal. And it's 4-nil.
加油啊 你们能做到更好 Come on, boys! You can do better than this!
有人开始怪罪别人了 This is when you start looking for someone to blame.
嘿 裁判 把你眼睛里的大便清理干净 你这个没老二的垃圾 Hey, ref! Clean the shit out of your eyes, you dickless wonder.
不好 千万别找迈克迪恩的茬 Oh, no. Never mess with Mike Dean.
不能说这话 哥们 抱歉 Can't say that, mate. I'm sorry.
离场吧 There you go.
对不起 迈克 我们都知道你有老二 Sorry about that, Mike. We all know you have a penis.
我被叫过更糟的 I've been called worse.
好的 加油 我们能行的 All right, here we go! We got it!
点球 And it's a penalty.
-裁判 -搞什么 -Referee! -What was it?
你骂迈克迪恩没有老二后 就别指望他改变决定了 What is that?
曼城让这场球赛的结果不再有任何悬念 And City remove any shred of doubt to the outcome of this match.
如果这是格斗 那裁判早该喊停了 If this was a fight, they would stop it.
说实话 阿尔洛 他们一开始就不该开打 Frankly, Arlo, all fights should be stopped before they even start.
该死
真该死 God fucking damn it.
别这样 教练 接受现实吧 Come on now, Coach. It is what it is.
接受现实 Yeah. It is what it is.
天啊
嘿 杰米 你可以进一个球了 Hey, Jamie! You can score one now.
把握机会 快啊 Fill your boots! Go on!
里士满今天唯一的亮点 The only nice thing I can say about Richmond today
是山姆奥比桑亚帅极了的发型 is that Sam Obisanya's hair looks absolutely fantastic.
曼城胜出 接下来将在决赛对战莱斯特城 City move on to play Leicester in the final.
里士满失望而归 And you can be sure Richmond's disappointment
最感到失落的一定是被击溃的杰米塔特 hangs heaviest on the head of a devastated Jamie Tartt.
文身在我的屁股上 It's on me arse.
好的 那么… All right. Okay. So…
山姆 今天大比分输球 你有什么感觉 So, Sam, how did it feel to lose that badly out there today?
很不好受 Well, it's tough.
很不好受 我们让球迷失望了 我觉得很抱歉 It's tough. I feel sorry that we let the fans down.
没什么可说的 事实如此 太失败了 There's nothing you can say. It is what it is. It's a write-off.
明天重振旗鼓 We start again tomorrow.
塔特先生 Mr. Tartt.
你有一位访客 You have a visitor.
他说他是你父亲 Says he's your father.
是 Yeah.
穿上衣服了吗 Are you decent?
没骗你吧 混蛋 I told ya. Dick.
先生们… Oh, gentlemen! Gentlemen!
嘿 今天不走运啊 小伙子们 表现不好 但是不用难为情 Hey, it's a tough one, lads. It's a tough one, but no shame to it,
因为我们队从不输球 'cause, you know, we only ever beat everybody we play.
所以你们这些小家伙根本没胜算 So you pups had no chance.
他在这啊 我的儿子 And there he is, my son.
我的亲生骨肉 My own flesh and blood.
可怜的杰米 我的儿子 Poor Jamie, my son.
我猜他的心还在曼城队 Now, maybe I'm thinking his heart's still in Manchester
所以他错过了上半场那个大好机会 and that's why he missed that sitter in the first half.
你完全搞砸了 被你搞砸了 You absolutely balled it. You balled it.
你当时在想什么 我开玩笑啦 嘿 What were you thinking? I'm only kidding, hey.
嘿 听我说 帮帮忙 帮邓波和虫子和保安打个招呼 Hey, look, do us a favor and get Denbo and Bug past security.
他们想进球场 拍几张照片 They wanna go on the pitch, take a few snaps, yeah?
还是别了 I'd rather 'em not.
他们只想看看 很快的 嗖 Yeah, they just want to look around. It'll only take a second.
我不想帮他们 I'd rather 'em not.
什么 What?
你变成忧郁的小贱人了 What, you're not gonna all go little moody bitch
就因为你今天惨败了 just 'cause you got your arse served to you on a plate, are ya?
别这样对我说话 Don't speak to me like that.
好吧 那你听听这话怎么样 Okay, well, let's see if you can hear this.
记得你参加的那个小破电视节目吗 You know that ickle TV show you made?
因为那个 曼城刚好有借口撵你走 You made it easier for Manchester City to kick you to the curb.
瞧瞧你的下场 And look where you are now.
和一帮业余的混在一起 无意冒犯… Twaddling about with a bunch of amateurs. No offense, no offense.
别背对着我 胆小鬼 Don't turn your back on me, you pussy.
天啊 Jesus. God.
好吧 Oh, yeah. Okay.
这一拳是免费的 You can have that one for free.
-该走了 -大人物 你来真的 那来啊 -Time to go. -You wanna go? Let's have it.
-别忘了你是哪里来的 -小心门 -Don't you forget where you came from. -Watch the door.
哎呀 Oops.
（拉索教练来电）
你好 拉索教练 Hello, Coach Lasso.
今天的比赛很遗憾 Sorry about the loss.
谢谢你送的自行车 Oh, and thank you for the new bicycle.
你这么做很有心 但很没必要 It's very kind, but unnecessary.
拉索教练 Coach Lasso?
我父亲在我16岁时自杀了 My father killed himself when I was 16.
我和我妈经历了这件事 That happened to me and to my mom.
这太糟糕了 泰德 I'm so sorry, Ted.
听着 我不知道 这件事会不会和我的一些问题有关 And look, I don't know if that's where maybe some of my issues stem from.
绝对有关 No, it definitely is.
是 有道理 Right. That makes sense.
你想现在聊聊吗 Do you want to talk about it now?
不用了…现在不行 我得回到队员们身边 No. No, not right now. I need to get back inside to the team.
我只是想告诉你 I just wanted you to know.
好的 多谢你告诉我 泰德 Okay, thank you for telling me, Ted.
如果你需要我 请打给我 Please call if you need me.
我会的 I will.
我会的 真抱歉 我会的 I will, I'm sorry. I will.
没事 晚安 泰德 It's okay. Good night, Ted.
嘿 教练 Hey, Coach!
怎么了 Yeah?
你还好吗 You good?
没事…我只是快速打了个电话 Oh, yeah. Yeah, no-- I just had a quick phone call.
-今晚真漫长啊 -是 -That was a rough night, huh? -Yeah.
好吧 要不要… Okay, what do you--
我们要不要打点行装上路了 What do you say we make like Schreiber and Liev, huh?
这个嘛… About that…
我不想和你们一起乘车回去 我想摆脱挫败感 I don't want to ride back with you guys. I'd rather go shake this off.
是 当然 没问题 Yeah, sure, no. Of course.
你想一起吗 You wanna join me?
我答应了亨利要和他视频通话 Well, you know I promised Henry I'd FaceTime him.
他的学校举行了演奏会 我想看看演出怎么样了 They had a recital at his school, and I wanna hear how it went.
我就不陪你了 好吗 I'll take a rain check. All right? Yeah.
嘿…路上小心 好吗 Hey. Hey, hey, just be careful out there, all right?
-好的 -好 -Yeah. -Okay.
别忘了明天 And don't forget tomorrow.
轮到你负责准备看比赛视频时的咖啡 It's your turn for coffee at the game film.
-是 -明早见 -Yeah. -Bright and early.
嘿 教练 一步一步慢慢走 Hey, Coach, bird by bird.
没让你竖中指 但… Not that kind of bird, but…
今天较早 曼城击溃里士满 Earlier, Manchester City routed AFC Richmond
在足总杯半决赛中 以精彩进球踢出了5比0的成绩 in the FA Cup 5-nil with a parade of fantastic goals.
巨人让大卫回到了属于自己的位置 And Goliath has put David back in his place.
接下来是山姆奥比桑亚的赛后采访 Here's Sam Obisanya postgame.
很不好受… Well-- well, it's-- it's tough. It's tough…
我们让球迷失望了 我觉得很抱歉 I feel sorry that we let the fans down.
我们输了 输得很惨 We lost. Very badly.
但是我们努力了 But we tried.
我们拼尽全力 We gave it everything we had,
对我来说 那就够了 因为那比完全不尝试要好多了 and for me, that is okay because what's worse is not to try at all.
尝试是让人害怕的 因为你可能会失去很多 To try is scary, you know, because you can end up losing a lot.
但你必须打开你的心去尝试 But you have to put your heart out there.
否则有什么意义呢 Otherwise, what's the point?
（伴伴 LDN152）
谢谢 Thank you.
（新短信 收信人：山姆奥比桑亚）
（我刚看了你的采访）
（你在附近吗 ）
（我住在西南11区 沃尔格雷夫广场152号）
好 Yeah.
你为什么要把你的地址发给我 Why did you send me your address?
为了下一次 For next time.
字幕翻译：易晗