好的 Right.
(脏-干净)
你是谁 Who the hell are you?
嗨你好 我叫威尔 我是新来的俱乐部服务员 Oh, hi! Hello. I'm Will. I'm the new clubhouse attendant.
不 你不是 我才是俱乐部服务员 No, you're not. I'm the clubhouse attendant.
嘿 希金斯 你在哪 Hey, Higgins, where are you?
泰德 这是怎么回事 Ted, what the fuck's going on?
我不知道 我在努力搞清楚状况呢 I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out myself.
-搞清楚什么状况我被开除了吗 -他被开除了吗 -Figure what out? Have I been sacked? -Has he been fired?
我什么都不知道 泰德 I don't know anything about this, Ted.
-你在这啊 -你在这啊 -There you are. -There you are.
-是因为我叫艾萨克弱鸡了吗 -我不知道... -Is this because I called Isaac a pussy? -I don't know--
早上好 各位 Good morning, everyone.
你这个坏女人 是你干的 对不对 You shrew. You did this, didn't you?
内森 干嘛这么凶 Why so hostile, Nathan?
好 我来告诉你为什么... Right, I'll tell you why--
你知道我的名字 You know my name?
我要跟你签合同 当然不能写错了 Well, I had to spell it correctly for your contract.
内特道格 你没有被炒鱿鱼 更糟 Nate-dawg, you haven't been fired. It's worse.
你升职了 You've been promoted.
内特 Nate! Nate! Nate!
内森谢利 我把这个哨子授予你 Nathan Shelley, I present to you this whistle.
但它很悲伤 你知道为什么吗 But it is sad. Do you know why?
-不知道 -因为它从来没有被人吹响过 -No. -Because it has never been blown.
科林悲伤也是因为没被“吹”过吗 Is that the same reason why Colin's sad?
凭借里士满足球俱乐部注入我的能量 By the power vested in me by the Associative Football Club of Richmond,
我现在宣布你正式成为内特教练 I now pronounce you Coach Nate.
非常感谢 谢谢 Thanks a lot. Thank you.
不别在室内吹 No, no! Not inside.
抱歉 Sorry. Sorry.
我有点搞晕了 这里的人不说“股藓” It got confusing, 'cause they don't call it jock itch here.
所以你不知道该买哪种喷剂 So you didn't know what spray to buy?
-是啊 -那你买了什么 -Yeah. -Yeah. What'd you go with?
肌肉先生 Mr Muscle.
嘿 罗伊 Hey, Roy.
不确定你是否知道 但按规定你得选一个新队长 Not sure if you know this, but the rules say you gotta pick a new captain.
不知道 按规定你就是我的队长 No, sir. You're my captain. That's the rule.
不是 按规定队长必须得上场 No. The captain has to be on the pitch. That's the rule.
我的意思是现队长需要挑选一名新队长 I say that the current captain has to pick the new captain.
这是我的新规定 That's my new rule.
不想选 Don't want to.
你必须选 Well, you have to.
-我拒绝 -我坚持 -I decline. -I insist.
你不能逼我 Can't make me.
罗伊肯特 在你选好继任者之前 Roy Kent, until you choose your successor,
你作为队长的职责仍未履行完毕 your duties as captain of this squad remain unfulfilled.
所以要爱你很难 This is why it's hard to love you.
你听到了 对吧 You heard it, right?
他爱你 He loves you.
好了 各位 我有一个消息要宣布 All right, gang. Here's the unskinny bop.
曼城要来我们的主场踢决赛 Manchester City is coming into our house for the final match,
但我们要把这当作一场普通比赛来做准备 but preparation-wise, we gonna treat it like it's any other game.
这不是普通的比赛 我们可能会降级 But it's not just any other game. We could get relegated.
我在卡迪夫俱乐部的时候我们就被降级了 我们一家人都是粉丝 We got relegated when I was at Cardiff. It's my family's team.
在那之后我奶奶再也没理过我 My nana never spoke to me after that.
她只是在遗嘱里给我留了一盒屎 She just left me a box of her shit in her will.
是的 如果俱乐部完了 那球队也散了 Yeah, and when clubs go down, teams get broken up.
教练 你们美国没有降级一说吗 Coach, do they not have relegation in America?
哦 没有 Oh, no, no, no.
那赛季结束的时候那些烂队会怎样 So what happens to all the shit teams at the end of the season?
他们继续踢完余下的赛程 They play out the rest of the schedule,
在半死不活的、只有一半观众的体育馆里 going through the motions in meaningless games
毫无波澜地进行无意义的比赛 contested in lifeless, half-empty stadiums,
所有人对此也欣然接受 and everyone's pretty much fine with that.
-我说得对吗 教练 -对 很蠢 -That sound about right, Coach? -Yeah, it's dumb.
好了 内特教练... All right. Now, Coach Nate--
别 No, no, no.
-别 别在这里吹 -室内不行 -Not-- No, not here. -Not inside.
内特教练想给大家看一段视频 I was saying, now Coach Nate has a video he wants to show.
是的 抱歉 Oh, yeah. Sorry.
好的 我想你们看完 都会觉得充满斗志 Okay. So, I thought you'd all find this motivational.
好了 All right.
杰米兄弟 Amigo Jamie.
显然曼城没有好的理发师 Clearly no barbers in Manchester.
我绝不会说我的老东家一句坏话 Well, I'd never say a bad word about me old club...
尽管每次比赛都是我带动全场 even though I did carry them through every match.
但他们都是好人 But they're good lads.
除了罗伊肯特 他是个混蛋 Apart from Roy Kent. He is a knob.
我很开心有了一个像佩普这样靠谱的教练 You know, and it's nice to have a real manager like Pep,
而不是那个美国牛仔小丑 instead of that American rodeo clown.
当初是拉索把我弄走的 现在他们面临降级 You know, Lasso sent me away, now they're facing the drop.
周日 我会让这一切成为定局 Sunday, I get to put the final nail in the ashes.
这就是现世报 等着吧 Instant karma, it's gonna get ya.
糟糕 Oops, innit?
-说得好 -好了 我们去迎接挑战吧 Well said. All right, let's go climb that mountain!
好了 如果英超联赛是最好的 Okay, so if the Premier League is the best,
那下面一级的联赛叫什么 then what's the league called right below it?
冠军联赛 The Championship.
等下 也就是说 如果你是英超联赛的最后一名 Now, hold on one second. So if you come in last place in the Premier League,
你就要去踢冠军联赛 you get to play in the Championship?
很讽刺吧 They also invented irony.
天 这地方的人说话太奇怪了 你不觉得吗 Man, this town has got a weird way with words, don't it?
我是说 拜托 现在都2020年了 我们就直接说“香烟”好了 I mean, come on, y'all. It's 2020. Let's just call 'em cigarettes.
-天啊 太对了 -你明白我的意思吗 -Oh, God, yeah. -You know what I mean?
嘿 你们好吗 伙计们 Hey. How you doing, fellas?
我们只是想来道谢 We just wanted to say thanks.
我们知道你已经尽力了 Yeah, we know you did your best.
尽管你的“尽力”还是很烂 Even though your best is still shit.
-巴兹 -噢 拜托 -Baz. -Oh, come on, now.
你们这个样子好像我们已经输了一样 You're acting like we lost the game already, yeah?
就不能心存一点希望吗 Why don't you have a little hope?
泰德 你在这里待这么久了 还没明白吗 Aw, Ted. Haven't you lived here long enough to realize?
希望越大失望越大 It's the hope that kills you.
你给内特发个信息吧 我们今晚有工作要做 Why don't you text Nate? We got a little work to do tonight, huh?
好了 我们能行 我们赢了就能留在联赛里 对吗 Okay, come on. We got this. Look, we win, we're in, okay?
水晶宫队曾经以6-0打败了诺里奇队 There is a scenario where Crystal Palace beat Norwich by six goals,
我们只要一个平局就能避免降级 and we avoid relegation with just a tie.
不 不行 抱歉 No, no, no. Nope. Sorry.
我讨厌平局 内特 No. I hate ties, Nate.
我要跟你说多少遍平局很奇怪 好吗 How many times I gotta tell you that? They ain't natural, all right?
如果上帝想要比赛最终以平局结束 If God wanted games to end in a tie,
她一开始就不会发明数字 对吗 she wouldn't have invented numbers, all right?
拜托 伙计们 燃起来 Come on, guys. Let's fire up. Let's go.
看在梅根马克尔的份上 不要再吹了 内特 我发誓 For the love of Meghan Markle, do not blow that whistle again, Nate. I swear.
-抱歉 -我楼上的邻居一听见 -Sorry. -I got neighbors upstairs,
就要开始跺地板了 好吗 and they will just start stomping away. Okay?
来吧 告诉我怎么才能打败曼城 Come on. Tell me how we beat Manchester City.
-我们赢不了曼城的 -该死的 内特 -We cannot beat Manchester City. -Dang it, Nate!
这不是我想从第一天上任的 助理教练嘴里听到的话 That is not what I want to hear from my assistant coach on his first day.
没戏的 It is hopeless.
抱歉 没戏 Oh, I'm sorry. It's hopeless?
-对 -是吗 -Yeah. -Yeah?
一个小问题 你只有这身衣服吗 Quick question. Are those the only clothes you own?
这个吗不是 我有三件同款的 This? No, I got three of these.
(相信)
有印象吗 内特 有没有觉得很眼熟 That ring a bell, Nate? That ring a very large bell in your head?
你把这个挂在自己家里 You had that hanging in your home?
我挂了很多 这个是从浴室镜子拿下来的 I got a ton of these hanging up in here. This one's from the bathroom mirror.
每天早上看见的第一样东西 也是我每天晚上 It's the first thing I see every morning, and it's the last thing I see at night
累得不想用牙线时见到的最后一样东西 when I rationalize being too tired to floss.
信念不能进球 教练 Belief can't score goals, Coach.
你好 丧气鬼 Well, hello, Nelson.
请容我给你介绍另一位丧气鬼 Let me introduce you to another Nelson right here.
你们俩肯定能处得来 因为你们俩都丧得不行 I think you two will hit it off just fine, 'cause you're both so damn pessimistic!
抱歉 希普利夫人 Sorry, Ms. Shipley!
我相信这位先生是在暗示 我们俩是一对悲观主义者 I believe the gentleman is suggesting that we are a pair of Negative Nellies.
懂了 Oh, right.
答对了 Jackpot.
早上好 老板 给你的 Morning, boss. Here you are.
泰德 我感觉到你今天除了饼干 还带了别的东西 Oh. Ted. I sense you're carrying around something today besides biscuits.
好眼力 看得准 Good eye, small fry.
我不想说这话 瑞贝卡 I hate to say it, Rebecca,
但你的俱乐部要是没有足球教练 也许会更好 but I think your football club might have been better off with a soccer coach.
这话从何说起啊 Where's this coming from?
听着 如果我们周日输了 Look, if we do end up losing on Sunday,
你可以做任何你认为 对俱乐部的未来最有益的决定 you just go ahead and do whatever you think is best for the future of this club,
明白吗 you understand?
即便那意味着这家伙得... Even if that means this guy's gotta go...
套个绳子一拉 你懂的 You know, you put that thing, and just... You know, whatever you got.
随你怎样都行 我是说 别真的弄死我 Whatever you wanna do. I mean, don't really murder me,
但是 你知道 就是... 你明白我的意思吗 but, you know, just... All that. You get what I'm getting at?
-开除我 你懂我的意思 -好吧 -Fire me. You get the gist. Yeah. -Okay. Okay.
你认为你不是一个“称职”的足球教练 So you think you're not a "proper" football manager.
从来没打过比赛 不懂得规则 Someone who's never played the game before, or knows the rules.
对 我对足球一无所知 No, I don't know jack diddly about any of it.
但谁在乎呢荷兰足球界有一句名言 But who cares? There's a great saying in Dutch football.
我不会说荷兰语 Oh, I don't speak Dutch.
所以我要说英文版的 That's why I was going to tell you in English.
好极了 说吧 Perfect. Lay it on me.
“每个劣势都有其优势” "Every disadvantage has its advantage."
哦 我喜欢 Ooh, I like that.
当然了 你不知道自己在干什么 Sure, you don't know what you're doing,
但那也意味着你会有别于其他足球教练 but doesn't that mean that you see the game in a different way
从一个不同的角度 看待这项运动 不是吗 than any other football manager?
而你凭借这一点 能造成极大的困扰 不是吗 And shouldn't that empower you to cause complete and utter confusion?
造成困扰或是混乱 Cause confusion or create chaos.
对 就是这个 谢了 老板 Yep. Yes, it is. Thanks, boss.
我没事 I'm fine.
天啊 Oh, my God.
混乱已经开始了 The chaos has already begun.
好了 先生们 上课了 All right, gentlemen. School is in session.
今天要学习的是“假动作” And today's lesson is "trick plays."
至少我们那里是这么叫的 At least, that's what we call 'em back home.
-他们这里叫什么来着 -攻防套路 -What do they call 'em here again? -Elaborate set pieces.
好吧 我们还是叫“假动作”好了 这叫法有意思多了 Yeah, we gonna stick with "trick plays." That's a lot more fun.
每一个假动作背后的思想 Now, the idea behind every trick play
就是要制造混乱 把对手搞晕 让他们的反应变慢 is to have chaos rain down upon your opponents and stun them.
就像庞贝古城那些可怜人遭遇岩浆时那样 Much like the lava did to those poor folks in Pompeii.
现在 我要你们想一想 你们整个足球职业生涯中 So, I want y'all to think about every single trick play you have ever run
用过的每一个假动作 有谁想到了吗 your entire time playing this sport. Anybody got one?
好的 丹尼 你想到了什么 Yeah, Dani, what you got?
我为老虎队效力的时候 我们发明了一个伟大的战术 When I played for Tigres, we had a great set piece.
-有名字吗 -“沙人” -Did it have a name? -"The Sandman."
好极了 开了一个好头 “沙人” Yeah. Now we're cooking. "The Sandman."
我们今天就学这个 还有谁 We're gonna learn that play today. Who else got one?
-“胡椒瓶” -“胡椒瓶” -"Pepper Shakers." -"Pepper Shakers"?
好的 复数 那应该是有两个 Yeah, plural. Gotta be two.
“贝克汉姆的老二” "Beckham's Todger."
贝克汉姆我知道 老二我不是很懂 Beckham, I know. Todger, I don't know.
-是脏话 -好的 -It's dirty. -Okay.
“午夜普丁” "Midnight Poutine."
-普丁 -不是脏话 -Poutine? -That's not dirty.
只不过是加拿大特有的 It's just super Canadian.
-“飞天万能车” -迪克凡戴克主演的 -"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." -Oh, with Dick Van Dyke.
影史上最纯正的英音 The owner of one of the most authentic English accents in the history of cinema.
-你想到了什么 -“坏掉的水龙头” -What do you got? -"The Broken Tap."
好吧 这不是投诉 真叫这个名字 All right. That's not a complaint, that's an actual play name?
曼城会“漏掉”很多进球 Think Man City will leak a lot of goals from it.
哦 好极了 你说 Oh. Nice. Yeah?
-“洛基的长雪橇” -“颠倒的出租车” -"Loki's Toboggan." -"The Upside-Down Taxi."
-“哈德良城墙” -“脏脏马提尼” -"Hadrian's Wall." -"Dirty Martini."
我现在就能喝三杯 我超爱 Oh, I'd love to run that play three times right now. I love it.
帮我个忙 把“拉索特餐” 加上去 Do me a favor and toss "Lasso Special" up there
没什么特别原因 just for the heck of it too.
好了 伙计们 这样吧 All right, guys. Tell you right now,
我们现在就出去 学一学这些战术 听到了吗 we're gonna go out there, and we're gonna learn a bunch of these plays, you hear?
等周日一到 我们就用这个“混乱铁锤” 狠狠地揍扁曼城 Come Sunday, we're gonna hit Man City with the chaos hammer!
-耶 -我们走 -Yeah! -Let's go!
不是 山姆 不要发蜡 No. Sam, not wax.
-好的 -用发油 -Ah, okay. -Pomade. Pomade.
哟 杰米塔特 是你吗 Yo, Jamie Tartt. It's you, yeah?
让我来一个群拍 Let me get an ussie.
一个什么 A what?
好极了 Wicked.
真不敢相信你被里士满抛弃了 I can't believe you got dumped by Richmond.
太丢脸了 是吧 Super embarrassing for you, yeah?
我被拉索坑了 所以... Well, I got fucked by Lasso. So...
不过他现在喜欢你了 他在电视上经常谈起你 对吧 He likes you now though. He talked about you on telly, didn't he?
你在说什么 你这个时髦的混蛋 What are you on about, you posh twat?
《独立报》的特伦特克里姆 你跟杰米塔特有过节吗 Trent Crimm, The Independent. Any bad blood between you and Jamie Tartt?
杰米没有 他是一个很特别的年轻人 Jamie? No. That's a special young man right there.
很有天赋 很努力 Got talent for days, works hard,
而且他的下巴 像多佛白崖一样棱角分明 and he's got a jawline like the White Cliffs of Dover.
我永远支持他 I'm always rootin' for him.
-什么 -很经典的心理游戏 不是吗 -What? -Classic mind games, innit?
说得对 你可以滚了 Right. You can fuck off.
(嗨 基莉 我来市里了 我能过去跟你聊聊吗)
开什么国际玩笑 You're fucking joking.
噢 对了 罗伊 杰米要来 Oh, yeah, Roy, Jamie's coming over.
是吗要我做司康吗 Oh, is he? Shall I make scones?
我不喜欢司康 I don't like scones.
我不是真的要做 白痴 I'm not making scones, you idiot.
很好 因为我真的不喜欢 Good, 'cause I don't even like 'em.
那是什么 What's that?
我给你煮了咖啡 I made you coffee.
这是什么 Well, then, what's this?
我给你带了咖啡 I brought you coffee.
好吧 杰米 你想跟我聊什么 All right, Jamie, what was it that you wanted to talk about?
我才不要在这老家伙面前说 Not gonna say it in front of this dry old shit.
为什么他不会说出去的 对吧 Why? He won't say anything. Will you?
没打中 Missed.
泰德拉索想跟我玩心理游戏 Ted Lasso is trying to play fucking mind games with me.
在电视上说我的好话 想扰乱我的思绪 Saying nice shit about me on the telly. Trying to get in my head.
-他确实喜欢你 -你跟他一样满嘴谎话 -He does like you. -You're as full of shit as he is.
喂 你给我客气点 Oi. Mind your fucking manners.
好啦 机器警察 All right, RoboCop.
杰米 不是你人生中的每一个人 都对你有敌意 Jamie, not everyone in your life is out to get you.
我是 I am.
怎么了你不是欣赏诚实吗 What? Thought you respected honesty.
是的 I do.
真恶心 Oh, that is disgusting.
听着 基莉 等你给这个老家伙 喂完豌豆泥了 Look, Keeley. When you're done feeding mushy peas to this old fart,
再打给我 then you give me a call.
期待明天的见面 好好欣赏候补席的风景吧 Look forward to seeing you tomorrow. Enjoy the view from the bench.
怎么了 What?
我想吃豌豆泥 Well, now I want mushy peas.
爸爸 我看你在电视上训练足球的时候 Dad, when I see you coach soccer on TV,
看上去你什么都没做啊 it doesn't look like you're doing anything.
是啊 因为事实如此 好吗 Well, it's 'cause I'm not. All right?
跟在家乡当橄榄球教练不一样 孩子 It ain't like being a football coach back home, kiddo.
我能掌控的有限 一旦比赛开始 I got a lot less control, 'cause once the game gets going,
我没办法告诉我的球员应该做什么 I can't tell my fellas what to do.
所以我只能希望我教给他们的一切 So I just gotta hope that everything I've been trying to teach 'em
能或多或少影响到他们 made some sort of impact on 'em,
希望他们在球场上能做出正确的决定 and that they'll make the right decisions when they're out there on their own.
这跟做爸爸挺像的 是吧 You know, it's kind of like being a dad, I guess, huh?
我说的话你听进去了多少 How much did you get of that before you checked out?
-我画了一个机器人 -真棒 伙计 -I drew a robot. -That's cool, bud.
里士满忠实的球迷齐聚在此 今晚至关重要 The Richmond faithful gather on a crucial night.
他们与球队共进退 Win and they stay up. Lose and they go down.
他们满怀希望而来 但他们心里也很清楚 They come here full of hope, but as they know all too well,
希望越大失望越大 it's the hope that kills you.
这项运动啊 Oh, this sport.
我都忘记了当你真正在意时压力有多大 I'd forgotten how stressful it is when you actually give a shit.
我要向你坦白一件事 I have a confession to make.
我从来就不在意足球 I've never really cared about football.
我知道 这听上去很疯狂 但我知道在比赛时该如何装样子 I know. I know it sounds insane, but I know how to act at a match.
“裁判” "Referee!"
“越位了 你这蠢货” "Offside, you turnip!"
-天啊 你太可怕了 -你相信我了 -God, you're awful. -You believed me.
我的心思就没放在这上面 你知道吗 It's just that my heart has never really been in it, you know?
但今天... But today...
今天 我非常在意 today, I care very much.
我是阿尔洛怀特 我和前英国国际台的克里斯鲍威尔 Arlo White here, with former England international, Chris Powell,
在赛狗场 尼尔森路体育馆 live from the Dogtrack, Nelson Road Stadium,
为您现场报道 the home of AFC Richmond,
AFC里士满主场对战曼城 who tonight host the mighty Manchester City.
你喜欢我的新衬衫吗 Yoo-hoo! You like my new shirt?
看看你 Well, look at you.
这是大卫与巨人歌利亚狭路相逢 It's David meets Goliath.
只是这次大卫忘记给弹弓 装石头了 阿尔洛 If David forgot to put his stone in his slingshot, Arlo.
我请客 These are on me.
谢谢 梅 Thanks, Mae.
-拥抱一个求好运 -不要 -Good luck group hug? -No.
-敬里士满 -敬里士满 -Richmond. -Richmond.
好了 我们来了 希金斯一家 Okay, here we are. Family Higgins.
这是泰瑞、克里斯、黛娜、史蒂维 This is Terry, Kris, Dana, Stevie.
你到底有多少个孩子啊 希金斯 我的天呀 How many kids do you have, Higgins? Jesus Christ.
这是我们的老大 林赛 And this is our eldest, Lindsay.
晚上好 Good evening.
请原谅我 神父 Forgive me, Father.
别担心 他是一个很好的牧师 Don't worry. He's a cool priest.
当你的父母婚外生下了你 When your parents have you out of wedlock,
会给你很多空间去探索人生的灰色区域 it allows you space to explore life's little gray areas.
-加油 里士满 -加油 -Come on, Richmond! -Come on!
里士满的球迷大声欢呼 克里斯 With the Richmond fans in full voice, Chris,
更衣室里的球员们 对在降级边缘这件事作何感想 how do the players in the locker room feel to be on the brink of relegation?
压力非常大 阿尔洛 It's a tremendous amount of pressure, Arlo.
要想得到预期的结果 他们需要老手的领导 To get the result they need, it will have to start with veteran leadership.
艾萨克 Isaac.
什么 Yeah?
(队长)
砸电视不要停 Never stop breaking TVs.
好了 伙计们 大家注意 All right, now, fellas. Hey, let's focus up, huh?
我最近总听到你们这里常说的一句话 我个人不太喜欢 So I've been hearing this phrase y'all got over here that I ain't too crazy about.
“希望越大失望越大” "It's the hope that kills you."
你们都知道吧 Y'all know that?
我不赞同 I disagree, you know?
我认为缺少希望才会导致失望 I think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you.
我相信希望 See, I believe in hope.
我相信信念 I believe in belief.
在我家乡 我们也有一句俗语 Now, where I'm from, we got a saying too, yeah?
事实上 是一个问句 A question, actually.
“你相信奇迹吗” "Do you believe in miracles?"
我不需要你们现在回答我... Now, I don't need y'all to answer that question for me...
但我希望你们能回答自己 but I do want you to answer that question for yourselves.
就现在 Right now.
你相信奇迹吗 Do you believe in miracles?
如果你相信... And if you do...
我要你们现在围过来 快来 then I want y'all to circle up with me right now. Come on. Let's go.
过来 Get 'em in here.
好了 队长 告诉他们吧 All right, Captain. Let 'em know.
好极了 队长 Let's go, Skipper, let's go.
队长 告诉他们 All right, Captain. Let 'em know.
数到12喊“里士满” Richmond on 12.
一、二、三 One, two, three,
四、五、六 four, five, six,
七、九、十、十一 、十二 seven, nine, ten, eleven, twelve!
里士满 Richmond!
加油 里士满 Go Richmond!
出发 Let's go!
那个奇迹是出自电影还是真实生活 Is that miracle thing from a movie or real life?
都有 Both.
在诸多次要情节当中 杰米塔特的回归 Among the many subplots, the return of Jamie Tartt,
他在出借期间表现很好 who enjoyed a successful loan period here,
但他跟罗伊肯特曾在球场上动过手 后者并未出现在今日的首发阵容中 but had an infamous on-pitch dustup with Roy Kent, who is not starting today.
我不记得 罗伊肯特在哪一次重要赛事坐过冷板凳 I really can't remember seeing Roy Kent on the bench for a big match.
嘿 杰米祝你好运 Hey, Jamie! Good luck!
去你的心理游戏 Fucking mind games.
这是里士满对阵曼城的比赛 It's Richmond versus Manchester City.
比赛开始了 And we're off.
加油 Here we go.
亨德里克控球 外侧传给柯文 Hendrick takes. Outside for Corwin.
他让塔特有了进球的空间 Oh, and he puts Tartt through on goal.
不 No, no, no.
他可以传给左侧的队友 He has a man open to his left.
但他要自己来 But he takes it himself!
被佐豪接住了 And Zoreaux is there.
干得漂亮 Nice stop!
佐罗稳稳地接住了 That's a solid save from Zorro.
克里斯 是念作“佐豪” Yeah, Chris. It's pronounced "Zoreaux."
30分钟过去了 里士满有一个反攻的机会 Thirty minutes gone. Richmond with an opportunity here on the counterattack.
奥比桑亚一个精准的长传 Obisanya with an inch-perfect through ball.
温彻斯特明显是越位了 Winchester was clearly offside.
拜托 Come on, now!
-你给我解释一下怎么就越位了 -什么 -Explain to me how that's offsides. -What?
我是认真的 那怎么就越位了 我到现在都没搞明白 你... No, I'm serious. How is that offside? I don't understand that yet. You--
拉索的助理教练在复盘他们的战术 And here comes Lasso's assistant coach to review their tactics.
他们在憋什么大招 What chess moves do they have in store?
当醋在喜力啤酒旁边时 就不算越位 When the vinegar was next to the Heineken, they weren't offside.
不是醋接到球的时候 It's not when the vinegar catches the ball,
而是番茄酱传球的时候 it's when ketchup passes the ball.
-好的 我懂了 -好的 -Yes, I understand now. -Okay.
迪克森起脚射门...哦 踢过了球门 A shot from Dixon-- Pushed over the bar.
角球 Corner, corner!
迪克森很不爽 但里士满赢得了一个角球 Agony for Dixon, but a corner for Richmond.
加油 里士满 Come on, Richmond!
角球 Corner kick, corner kick.
-用“沙人” -什么沙人 -Go for the Sandman. Call Sandman. -What? Sandman.
沙人伙计们 沙人 Sandman! Guys, the Sandman!
-沙人 -很好 -Sandman! -Here we go.
罗哈斯踢角球 Rojas to take the corner.
是个假动作 又一个假动作 这是在做什么 It's a dummy. Oh, and another one. What is this?
迪克森再次射门 Dixon again!
不哈姆林用脚救下了这一球 No! Hamlin saves with his foot.
该死 Shit.
哦 宝贝 “沙人”战术差点把他们绕晕了 Ooh, baby, the Sandman almost rocked 'em to sleep right there.
-泰德拉索的小把戏 -从来没见过 -A bit of trickery from Ted Lasso. -Haven't seen that one before.
这一招很漂亮 Nice move though. Nice move.
中场时间 比分是零比零 And that's halftime. The score is 0-0.
令人意外的是 里士满仍然有胜算 Shockingly, Richmond are still in this,
多亏了守门员佐豪的出色表现 thanks to the stellar play of Zoreaux in goal.
好吧 你必须...加强进攻 Okay, well, you got-- It's Reynolds.
不 你应该巩固防守 你得... No, you got to shore up your defense. You have to--
好了 别管这些了 我要跟着感觉走 Okay, you know what? Never mind. I'm just gonna go with my gut.
谁去看一眼水晶宫队的比分 Somebody check the Crystal Palace score.
不 绝对不行 Hey, no. No, no, no. Absolutely not.
我不想听到有关其他任何地方 进行的其他任何比赛 I don't want to hear about any other game going on any other place.
好吗我们的目标不是平局 Okay? Look, we are not playing for a tie.
谁也别想亲自己的姐妹 Ain't nobody here gonna kiss their sister.
什么 What?
这是一个美国的谚语 看来你们这里没这说法 Which is an American phrase that I'm now realizing does not exist here,
这是好事 因为这太变态了 and that's good, 'cause it's creepy,
我讨厌自己 我不知道为什么要说出来 and I hate it myself, I don't know why I said it.
可能是肾上腺素的关系 神经太紧张了 I think it's just the adrenaline, the nerves and all that.
但我们的目标是赢球 But we are playing for a win.
我们要赢 留在联赛 明白吗 Win and in. You hear?
-我听不见 你们听明白了吗 -是 教练 -I can't hear your nods. Do you hear me? -Yes, Coach.
很好 罗伊 下半场你上 Okay, good. All right. Roy, you are starting the second half.
去热热身 我们走 Go ahead and start warming up. Let's go.
先生们 跟着我 Gentlemen, follow me.
罗伊肯特来了 And here comes Roy Kent.
罗伊 Roy-o!
拉索的意外之举 A surprising move from Lasso.
曼城的速度已经让里士满难以招架了 Manchester City's speed is causing Richmond problems,
而他却让很慢的罗伊肯特上场 说很慢已经是客气了 and he brings on Roy Kent, who is, to be polite, very slow.
因为他是个该死的八旬老人 看看他 That's 'cause he's a fucking octogenarian. Look at him.
曼城这下有机会了 City with a real opportunity here.
沙库进入禁区了 Scharfenberg into the box.
噢 里士满被罚点球 Oh, it's a penalty against Richmond.
-怎么会 -他根本没碰他 -How? How? -He didn't touch him!
佐豪已就位 亨德里克踢这一球 Zoreaux in position. Hendrick to take.
他得分了 He scores.
曼城终于越过了佐豪 比分是1-0 City finally get past Zoreaux, and it's 1-0.
这是命中注定的一球 It's the goal that's been coming.
曼城领先 赛狗场陷入一片寂静 City take the lead, and the Dogtrack falls silent.
我们只是落后一分 还有机会 加油 里士满 We're only one goal down. There's still a chance. Come on, Richmond!
我喜欢你在意的样子 I love you when you give a shit.
加油 里士满 Go, Richmond!
杰米塔特带球反攻 Jamie Tartt with the breakaway.
如果他得分了 那里士满就命数已尽 If he scores here, it could be curtains for Richmond.
没人能追上他 No one can catch him.
快啊 罗伊 快 Go, Roy, go!
等等 你能相信吗是肯特 Hold on. Can you believe it? It's Kent!
耶好样的 罗伊 Yeah! Attaboy, Roy!
罗伊 Roy! Roy!
再一次 乌龟追上了兔子 Once again, the tortoise has stopped the hare.
就该这么干 罗伊 That's how you put him down, Roy!
怎么了 What's the matter?
他没站起来 He's not getting up.
看上去情况严重 Now this looks serious.
这是一次出色的拦截 但肯特也付出了代价 It was a fair tackle on Tartt, but Kent may have paid the price.
-他们派出了医生 -起来 罗伊 -And they're sending out the physio. -Get up, Roy!
罗伊 你没事吧 Roy. Roy, are you okay?
该死 我伤到了膝盖 Fuck. I fucked my knee.
-要我叫担架来吗 罗伊 -不 扶我起来 -Want me to call for the stretcher, Roy? -No, just help me up.
罗伊肯特 他在这儿 他在那儿... Roy Kent! He's here, he's there...
你在干什么 What the fuck are you doing?
...他妈的无处不在 罗伊肯特 ...he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent!
你听 Listen.
罗伊肯特他在这儿 他在那儿 Roy Kent! He's here, he's there,
他妈的无处不在 罗伊肯特 he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent!
罗伊肯特他在这儿 他在那儿 Roy Kent! He's here, he's there,
他妈的无处不在 罗伊肯特 he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
他在这儿 他在那儿 他妈的无处不在 He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where.
罗伊肯特 Roy Kent!
我们很抱歉现场响起了那首 曾响彻英超联赛赛场 Well, we apologize for the fruity language as the crowd serenades Roy Kent
长达十余年的带有脏话的歌曲 with a song that's echoed through the Premier League for more than a decade.
他在这儿 他在那儿 他妈的无处不在... He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where...
他站起来了 And he's getting up.
罗伊肯特 Roy Kent!
罗伊肯特绝不会躺在担架上离场 Roy Kent will never leave on a stretcher.
罗伊肯特他在这儿 他在那儿 他妈的无处不在罗伊肯特 Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where! Roy Kent!
罗伊肯特 Roy Kent!
他在这儿 他在那儿 他妈的无处不在 He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where!
罗伊肯特 Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
随着肯特走下球场 他向球迷鼓掌表达感激 As Kent comes off, he claps the fans in gratitude.
肯特是球迷的最爱 Kent has been a fan favorite
因为他总是毫无保留地将一切留在球场上 because he always left everything he had out on the pitch,
今晚亦是如此 and he did so tonight.
克里斯 这像不像是最终的告别 Chris, does this almost feel like a farewell to you?
也许吧 阿尔洛 Well, you have to wonder, Arlo.
在他这个年纪 还受了伤... At his age, with that injury...
从我个人而言 我很遗憾地说 Personally, I'm sorry to say,
这也许是我们最后一次看到 伟大的罗伊肯特出现在赛场了 I think this may be the last time we ever see the great Roy Kent lace up his boots.
比赛时你不能进来 You're not allowed back here during a game.
我说了 你得出去 I told you, you have to get out.
我是认真的 离我远点 I mean it. Stay the fuck away from me.
这是怎么回事 What the heck is going on--
这是两万六千人同时查看手机的声音 That's the sound of 26,000 people checking mobiles.
我的天 水晶宫队6-0赢了 Oh, my God. Palace won 6-0.
但那意味着... But then that means...
我们只要打平就行了 All we need is a tie.
-我们只要打平就行了 伙计们 -我们只要打平就行了 -We just need a tie, boys! -We just need a tie!
加油 Come on! Let's go!
加油 里士满 Come on, Richmond!
里士满本赛季只剩下三分钟的加时赛了 Three minutes of added time is all that's left in Richmond's season.
蒙特劳跑向左侧 Montlaur runs left.
噢被沙库撞倒了 Fouled hard by Scharfenberg.
做得好 理查德演得像一点 There you go, Richard! You sell the crap outta that!
蒙特劳为里士满赢得了一个任意球 Montlaur earns Richmond a late free kick.
我想他有点夸张了 阿尔洛 I think he's making a meal of it, Arlo.
曼城球员也是 City players do too.
不 克里斯 他是真受伤了 不 他绝对没事 No, Chris. He's definitely hurt. No, no, he's absolutely fine.
耶 Yeah!
喂拉索特餐 Oi! Lasso Special! Lasso Special!
我的天呀 Holy smokes.
拉索特餐 Lasso Special!
曼城正忙着冲裁判喊 Manchester City are more worried about yelling at the official
而没有注意到里士满在做什么 than they are about... whatever it is Richmond are doing.
-等下 -说真的 他们在干嘛 -Hold on, hold on. -Actually, what are they doing?
裁判他们不能这样你们在干嘛 Ref! They can't do that! What are you doing?
他们要用了 我甚至没发话 他们就要用了 They're gonna run it. I didn't even call it. They're gonna just run it!
我不知道这是什么情况 但看上去... I don't know what's going on here, but it looks like...
这是美国橄榄球吗 Is this American football?
这是在搞什么 What the fuck is that?
他在干嘛 What's he doing?
我从没见过这种阵仗 I've never seen anything like this.
-行动 -进入队列 -Motion! -Get in line!
奥比桑亚动起来了 Obisanya goes in motion.
如果里士满想把曼城搞糊涂 If Richmond are trying to confuse Manchester City,
不得不说这招奏效了 you have to say it's working.
对我也奏效了 阿尔洛 It's working on me too, Arlo.
-蓝色48 -佐豪在喊数字和颜色吗 Blue 48! Is Zoreaux yelling numbers and colors?
准备动起来 Hut, hut, hut! Hike!
一、二、三、四... One, two, three, four...
里士满球员散开了 曼城的防守陷入混乱 The Richmond players fan out. City's defense is in chaos.
一个长传给奥比桑亚 他无人防守 And it's a Hail Mary to Obisanya, who is wide open!
左侧只有罗哈斯一人 Rojas is all alone on the left.
-丹尼没有越位 -是的 -Dani's onside. -Yeah, he is.
罗哈斯 Rojas!
-太棒了 -耶 -Yes! -Yeah!
丹尼罗哈斯的伤停补时 The injury time equalizer from Dani Rojas,
足以让里士满留在英超联盟 surely enough to keep Richmond in the Premier League!
我们打平了 We got a tie! We got a tie!
-耶 -我们留下来了 -Yeah! -We're staying in!
教练 Coach!
一发球 曼城就发起了进攻 Straight from the kickoff, City are back on the attack.
又是他 塔特轻松地甩掉了温彻斯特 There he is again. Tartt loses Winchester with ease.
他面前只有守门员了 It's only him and the goalkeeper.
不 No.
哦 他又传了一次 Oh, he makes the extra pass.
亨德里克进球 Hendrick buries it.
曼城赢了 Manchester City win,
AFC里士满在英超联赛的时间结束了 and AFC Richmond's time in the Premier League is over.
(全场 AFC里士满1-曼城2)
我们可以一直懊恼下去 We can "woulda, coulda, shoulda" all day long,
但我们输了就是输了 but that's-- it's a tough loss. It's a tough loss.
结束了 It's over.
但我要恭喜曼城的胜利 恭喜他们的教练 佩普 I do wanna congratulate Man City on their win though, and their coach, Pep.
天啊 他今晚看上去多敏锐 是啊 我的伙计... Boy, did he look sharp tonight. Yeah, my man...
(米歇尔 奇迹机器人5000)
你你以为我大老远跑到伦敦来 You! Do you really think I would've come all the way down to London
就是为了看我儿子传球的吗 to watch my son pass the ball?
你本来可以进球的 你可以做得更好 该死的 You could've scored the winner. You're better than that, Jamie. Fuck!
各位 我... So, look, I--
不用了 谢谢 Oh, I'm good. Thank you. Yeah.
嘿 你们都踢得很精彩 Hey. Y'all played a heck of a game out there.
我们虽然没赢 但你们都成功了 We may not have won, but y'all definitely succeeded.
你让冠军队经历了90分钟地狱般的煎熬 I mean, you gave the champs 90 minutes of hell.
佐豪 你还好吗 Zoreaux, where you at?
这家伙“救下”的球 比施洗的牧师救下的灵魂还多 That dude had more saves than a Baptist preacher.
为佐豪鼓鼓掌 就是这样 Give it up for Zoreaux. Yeah.
很好 罗伊呢罗伊追着孙子跑 That's right. What about Roy? Roy chased down his grandson.
没让他轻松进球 Stopped him from getting an easy one.
听着 这是一个悲伤的时刻 对我们所有人都是 Now, look, this is a sad moment right here. For all of us.
不论我站在这里说什么 And there ain't nothing I can say,
都无法抹掉这份悲伤 standing in front of you right now, that can take that away.
但是 请大家帮我个忙 好吗 But please do me this favor, will you?
抬起头 看看这个更衣室 Lift your heads up and look around this locker room.
好吗 Yeah?
看看这里的每一个人 Look at everybody else in here.
我希望你们心怀感激 And I want you to be grateful
你们是和其他人一起经历这个悲伤时刻的 that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks.
因为我向你们保证 Because I promise you,
还有比悲伤更惨的 there is something worse out there than being sad,
就是孤独地承受着悲伤 and that is being alone and being sad.
在这个房间里没有人是孤独的 Ain't nobody in this room alone.
山姆 你还记得哪种动物记忆最短吗 Sam, do you remember what animal has the shortest memory?
金鱼 A goldfish.
对 是金鱼 That's right. It's a goldfish.
山姆 你觉得我们悲伤完愤怒完之后 Sam, what do you think we should all do
应该做什么 once we get done being sad and/or angry about this situation?
我想我们应该做一条金鱼 I think we should all be a goldfish.
我同意 I agree.
让我们尽情地悲伤吧 一起悲伤 Let's be sad now. Let's be sad together.
然后我们就要做一条该死的金鱼 And then we can be a gosh-darn goldfish.
前进 Onward. Forward.
(曼城)
你想怎样 What do you want?
晚安 杰米 Night, Jamie.
情书吗 A love letter?
(那个传球很漂亮 泰德)
我们再讨论一下那件事 We'll have a conversation about that.
你们好 Hey, y'all.
-我不打扰你们了 -谢谢 莱斯莉 -I'll leave you two to talk. -Thank you, Leslie.
莱斯莉你叫这个名字 Leslie? Is that your first name?
那是我妈妈的名字 我继承了女性的名字 It was my mother's name. I'm what's known as a feminine junior.
酷 Oh. Cool.
请坐 Please. Take a seat.
喝茶吗 Tea?
不了 我和茶之间依然有巨大的鸿沟 No. Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus, yeah.
我喝水就好 谢谢 I'll take a little water though, please.
泰德 这是一个令人心碎的结果 Well, Ted. That was certainly a heartbreaking result.
是的 女士 我想了很多 Yes, ma'am. And I've been thinking about it.
我觉得让您开除我很不公平 所以... I think it's mighty unfair that you have to fire me, so...
如果你不介意的话 我就不麻烦你了 我自己辞职 If it's all the same to you, I'd like to spare you the trouble and just quit.
这是我的辞职信 This here is my letter of resignation.
我在外卖菜单的后面写的 I wrote it on the back of a takeout menu,
但这是一个信封 我签了字 所以是有效的 but it's in an envelope, and I signed it, so, you know, it's legit.
听我说 泰德教练 You listen to me, Coach Lasso.
你哪都不能去 因为我们还要为下一个赛季做准备呢 You are not going anywhere, 'cause we have work to do next season.
那好吧 Well, okay. All right, then.
是啊 等下 我有个问题 Yeah. So, wait. Tell me this, though.
既然球队可以被降级 那也可以升回来 是吧 The teams that get relegated, they can get un-relegated, yeah?
是可以升级的 They can get promoted.
那明天我们努力升级 So then, next year we get ourselves a promotion,
这样会给我的履历增辉 which looks good on any résumé.
然后我们就能回到联赛... Then we come back to this league and...
我们要让所有人大吃一惊 we do something that no one believes we could ever do.
赢个大满贯 Win the whole fucking thing.
干杯 There you are.
气泡水 The bubbles.
抱歉 我喷到你了吗 I'm sorry. Did I get you?