片名：黑道家族(第五季)
剧名：合家欢
好好笑! Ah, that's so funny! Ha ha.
才不好笑咧 你戳我眼睛! No, it isn't! You just poked me in the eye!
是你先戳我的 Well, you poked me first.
我找不到 I can't find the thing.
拿去吧 Here.
不晓得那把电钻跑哪去了 I don't know what the fuck happened to the DeWalt.
每样东西都不见了 Everything disappears around here.
现在我不住这里 她就什么事都不管了 Especially now that I'm outta the house. She lets everything go.
住手! 东尼叔叔 好冷喔! Stop, stop, Uncle Tony! It's freezing cold!
东尼叔叔 住手! Uncle Tony, knock it off!
她有事要和我谈 She wants to talk to me about somethin'.
谢谢你让我们过来 Thanks for havin' us up here, Ton'.
杰森 别把松果堵在过滤器上 你怎么搞的? Don't put pine cones in the filter! The hell's the matter with you?
不要! 爸爸 你看! - Yo, Dad，
-他打我! -我刚说什么? he's hitting me! - Hey, what did I say?
他们这一生 大概永远都不晓得... They will probably go through their entire lives
他们老爸的精子... not knowing that their father's sperm
是从监狱里偷渡出来 让南西怀孕的 was smuggled out of jail to get Nancy pregnant.
那是我唯一能做的 It was the least I could do.
我刚想到那个电钻 I just remembered what happened to the power drill.
-什么 -我借给你的侄子布莱恩 Pardon me?I loaned it to your cousin Brian.
他从来没... And he never gave it...
怎么了? - What's the matter?
不晓得- - I don't know.
你又发作了? One of your attacks?
不是 我... No, it...
我想是消化不良 I think it's just indigestion.
好点了 It's goin' away.
我曾经有过一次大发作 - I had an attack... full blown.
-心理医生怎么说 -我不再找她了 - What did your therapist say?- I don't see her no more.
-为什么 -你以为只有你... - Why not?You think you're the only one that has to cut back
因为分居 得放弃某些必需品吗? on shit they need 'cause of the separation?
你有什么事要谈? Now, what's on your mind?
魏格勒先生要我们去学校讨论安东尼的烂成绩 Mr. Wegler wants us to come in and discuss AJ's lousy academic performance.
同一个魏格勒? Is this the same Wegler?
去年帮比利巴德的那个? Last year... the riccion with the Billy Budds?
他是安东尼的大学入学顾问 AJ got him as a college advisor.
我叫他要用功点 I told this kid to start crackin' the books.
要怎样用功... Was he supposed to do that after he got back
等你带他去看球赛回来再用功? from the Nets game you took him to on a school night?
咱们现在这样对他压力很大 别太苛求他 It's gotta be hard for him, this situation with us.
那是你负责的部分 我只负责扮黑脸... - Why don't you cut him some slack? - That's your department.
你没天没地宠他 给他买随身听 鼓... I get to be the prison warden over here while you indulge him
又提鼓的事! with the iPod, the drums...
你自己说过要鼓励他从事课外活动! - Again with the drums!Encourage extracurricular activity, you said.
一买就买全新的鼓? 根本没想到买二手的 Brand new drums, just like that? Don't even look in the classifieds.
你就告诉我 学校要我们何时出席 Just tell me when the school meetin' is
因为我不想听你扯这些 'cause I don't have to listen to this shit anymore.That's
这便是我们分居的原因 why we're separated!That's why we're separated!
开什么玩笑 东尼? 才不是因为那样! Are you kidding me, Tony? That is not why!
杰森? Jase? Were you knocking?
是你在敲门吗? Were you knocking?
萝莲 我是比利 Hi, Lorraine. I'm Billy.
搞什么?! 杰森! What the fuck? Jason!
不要啊! 杰森! Ow, no! Jason!
杰森! Jason!
完了! Oh, no!
已经警告过你了 罗兰 钱要交给强尼 You were warned, Lorraine. The money goes up to John.
要命 Fuck!
是罗兰卡鲁佐和那个孩子杰森 Lorraine Calluzzo and the kid Jason.
他妈的菲利普李欧塔多! Fuckin' Philly Leotardo!
她告诉我他警告过她... She told me he warned her
关于她给我们吃红的部分 about givin' us points of her take.
菲利普是小角色 Phil's a pimple.
该死的是强尼沙克 It's goddamn Johnny Sack.
那是他给各龙头老大的警告 下三滥! It's his message to the other captains, that fuckin' animal.
-别激动 -去他的 - Take it easy. - Fuck that.
洛斯提 Rusty! The car's here.
车来了 The car's here.
我告诉你 卡明... I'm telling you, Carmine,
咱们大举出动 给强尼这家伙给颜色瞧瞧 we go all out, we'll steamroll right over John.
我敢说那些在布鲁克林及皇后区的兄弟... And I predict the guys on the street in Brooklyn and Queens,
都会把我们当英雄似的欢迎 they'll welcome us as fuckin' heroes.
轻而易举 It'll be easy.
我认为这等于是强尼向咱们宣战 It's a fuckin' declaration of war by Johnny, if ya ask me.
人来了 - Hey! - Ho.
-让我亲吻你的戒指吧 -何不亲吻我的屁眼? There he is. Let me kiss the ring.How about the one in the center of my ass?
-真高兴见到你 -费奇 真高兴见到你 - Hey. - Feech, good to see ya, baby.
小鬼 真高兴见到你 Good to see you. Hello there, kid.
-你好吗? -你好吗 费奇? - Hey, how are ya, boys? - How are ya, Feech?
我们正在讨论纽约那一摊 Just, uh... talkin' about that mess over in New York.
听起来似乎强尼想挤下小卡明 Sounds to me like your friend John wants to force Little Carmine's hand.
在我那时代 照理讲应该由小卡明继位 In my day, the top spot would've gone to Little Carmine,
除非他智障或跛脚 unless he was actually retarded or crippled or something.
-他是老大的儿子 -拜托 你在讲哪个时代? He's the son.Come on, when was that?
进来 Yeah?
-伏特加加冰块 -谢谢你 亲爱的 - Vodka rocks. - Thank you, dear.
-还有人要吗? -如果我们还需要别的... Anybody else?If we need anything else,
会有人出去通知你 one of the kids'll come out
东尼? 你还没吃午餐 Ton', you didn't have any lunch.
-你要三明治吗? -不用 谢谢 You want a sandwich?No, I'm all right. Thanks.
艾德莲娜 等一下... Adriana, hold on a second.
汤姆品都从前的马子 我当年打拼时... Tommy Pinto's goomah,when I was comin' up
一双腿有这么长 she had the long legs,
出名的大美人 绝顶聪明 Famous beauty, smart as a whip.
-值得赞美 -那太棒了... My compliments.
-谢了 宝贝 -你是汤姆品都的司机? Thank you, baby.You drove Tommy Pinto?
他当年在《蛤蜊汤餐厅》角落痛扁那个码头工人时... I was at the Clam Broth House the night
-我也在场 -真的? he beat that longshoreman to death over a corner table.
又来了 又在提当年勇了 - No shit. - Here we go... Memory Lane.
让这些小鬼了解 从前历史很重要的 It's important these young guys know the history.
告诉他们东尼和杰奇艾皮欧打劫你场子的那件事 Tell 'em about the time Tony and Jackie Aprile knocked over your card game.
-那件事他便不愿提 -我听说了... Oh, that he doesn't like to talk about.
-这故事可精彩 -他现在早就没命了 I heard this. This is a great fuckin' story.He should be dead by now.
几个混混冲进来... They bust in, couple of fuckin' punks.
枪亮了出来 一群坏胚子 Guns out. Bad guys.
这家伙吓得屁滚尿流! This one is fuckin' scared!
-拜托 那可是我的场子 -费奇是不计较... First of all, it was my game.Feech has forgiven,
虽然他也不会忘 even if he hasn't forgotten.
不过那故事的确很精彩 是吧 费奇? But it's a great yarn, right, Feech?
是啊 Yeah.
这个...刚好是我来此谈的事情 Actually, it brings me to my business.
各位 可以让我们私下谈话吗? Fellas, you wanna give us a minute here?
对 Yeah.
什么事? So, what's up?
我是来要回我的场子 I came to ask for my game back.
-现在是我伯伯的场子 费奇 -是啊 你伯伯 It's my uncle's game now, Feech.Yeah right, your uncle's.
你拿的红利也不少 You'll still keep a lion's share of the rake.
我只是想 可不可以让我帮你管 I'm in a way just askin' if I can run it for ya.
我为什么要那么做? - Why would I need that?
那地方我管了十一年 没人打架 没人找麻烦 - 11 years I ran it...no fights, no raids.
更别提那些我早料到会发生的事 Not to mention that maybe I got it comin',
你把场子撤下之后 情况有可能变得更糟... considering how it could've gone for you after you took the game down
但我却没进一步追究 if I had been a prick about it.
或者是因他老爸手下一堆兄弟的关系 Or if his old man didn't have so many friends.
我给你两成 但你必须向我租场地 I'll give you 20%, but you gotta rent the house from me.
我可以帮你介绍几个专下大注的客人 I could throw some high rollers your way...
我的朋友 friends of mine.
好吧 在我开始多话之前 我快滚吧 All right.Let me get outta here before I keep talkin'
免得说错话乱事 and fuck this up. Jesus.
多谢您 东尼主子 Thank you, Don Antonio.
瘪三! He's a strunz.
他只是想找事做 如此而已 He's a busybody, that's all.
他是个自大狂 东尼 一直都是 永远都是 He's an egomaniac, Ton', always was, always will be.
永远都不知足 要听好听话 还要抢钱 Nothing's ever good enough... praise, money.
一进这里 便开始充老大 颐指气使 Comes into this fuckin' office, starts orderin' people around.
他老了 He's old.
你想那是什么感觉? How do ya think that feels?
我到底可不可以去听《慕登》演唱会? Can I go to the Mudvayne concert or not?
我一直在找个理由让你和你朋友在纽约过夜... I've been trying to think of a reason to let you stay overnight in New York,
但是很抱歉 找不到 but I'm afraid it's not gonna happen.Todd's mother already made arrangements.
塔德的妈妈都已经安排好了她说这样比我们开车回来还安全 Todd's mother already made arrangements.- Said it's better than driving home.
她不是你妈妈 - She's not your mother.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know. Believe me.
人生真不公平 不是吗? Isn't life unfair?
我们在薄荷酒吧时... So we're at the Peppermint Lounge,
进来了两位巴尼夫航空的空中小姐 when in walks these two stewardesses from Braniff.
有人要跟吗? 你下多少 泰勒先生? Everybody's in? Aces high. Your action, Mr. Taylor.
-两百 -赫希? - 200. - Hesh?
她们坐在吧台上 我们送了一瓶香槟过去 They're sittin' at the bar. We send 'em a bottle of Dom.
结果不久我们便去饭店开房间了 我 法兰基和那两个马子 Next thing ya know, we're in the hotel room... me, Frankie and the two broads.
我跟 加到三百 - I see ya, raise ya three.
-你这鬼...-那个... - You mother...
从德州来的大麻女把我搞得精疲力尽 But this one, this little pothead from Texas, she fucked me dry.
一直索求无度! 简直骚到家! But she still wanted more! She's fuckin' nuts.
我当时穿的是尖头鞋 我便把鞋套上... I'm wearin' these pointy featherweights and I stick the toe in and
-用鞋子搞她 -我不晓得接下来如何发展... I don't know where this story's heading I don't know where this story's heading
但我们应该庆幸 他当初没穿白鞋子 but we should all be grateful he wasn't wearing white bucks.
饭店清洁妇走进来 她说"怎么回事?" The maid walks in. She says, "What's goin' on?"
我便说... And I say...
大家下注吧 Ante up, boys.
大家好! Hello, girls!- Ho! - Hey!
-东尼 -梅多兰来的劳伦斯爵士 Hi, Ton'.- Sir Lawrence from the Meadowlands.
陛下 您好吗? - Your Highness, how are you?
东尼 跟你介绍一下 柏尼布尔斯汀 Tony, let me introduce Bernie Brillstein.
圣诞老公公你好 Did you get my list of toys?
-怎样啊? -东尼 - What's up? - Hey, Ton'.
表哥 这把对你而言有点高吧? Oh, my cousin! Kinda high stakes for you, no?
有费奇帮我撑腰 多谢你没当众侮辱我 Feech fronted my action. And thank you for not humiliating me.
你的假释不是规定不能和这种狐群狗党混在一块? Isn't there somethin' in your parole about hangin' out with degenerates like this
拜托 他命大得很呢 - Oh! - Come on, he gets away with anything.
上回他的假释官突然上门造访... Last time his parole officer made the unannounced visit,
他还帮他按摩 he gave him a massage.
-你手气如何啊? -拜托... So how's Lady Luck treatin' you, huh?
这家伙进门究竟要打几次招呼啊? Jesus-fuckin'-Christ. How many times this guy gotta say hello?
怎么 我打断你的精彩讲古时间吗? What, did I interrupt one of your impermeable stories?
继续吧 Go ahead.
结果我们和这两个女孩在饭店房间里... So...we had these girls in the hotel room.
长话短说... Long story short,
-我用鞋子搞她...-鞋掉了 她昏了 好臭 I got my shoe in her snatch...and it falls off and she keels over. Che puzz'.
妈的 这副牌烂透了 Fuck it. This hand's from thalidomide.
三张皇后 各位 Three ladies, gentlemen.
-多谢 -富者恒富 - Take it. - The rich get richer.
医生 婚礼筹备得如何? So Doc, how's the, uh, plans for the wedding?
现在已经不叫"婚礼顾问"了 Please. It's not a wedding planner anymore.
现在大家都称是"婚宴活动企划" It's an "environment and event coordinator."
管他的...她是我的独生女 What the hell. She's my only daughter.
她和艾瑞丝一心想要... She and Iris have their hearts set on makin' the Vows column
让这场婚礼登上《纽约时报》周日的婚礼版... of the Sunday "New York Times"... featured couple of the week.
成为本周最隆重的婚礼 我们派人去探门路 Our publicist is lookin' for a hook.
结果吉莉安的哈佛大学法学位居然还不够看 Turns out that Gillian's law degree from Harvard means bupkis.
一山还比一山高 Everybody's got that or better.
如果是黑人或同性恋婚姻便能上报 If it was a black couple or a gay couple they'd be in.
我老婆说时报的婚礼版是女人家的运动版 My wife calls "The Times" wedding section the ladies' sports page.
艾拉 这幸运小子是谁? So Ira, who's the lucky guy?
杰若米席维曼 一个搞玩偶的人 Jeremy Silverman, puppeteer,
在儿童电视节目工作 Children's Television Workshop.
老爸是艾萨席维曼 是高盛投资银行里的金融债券主管 Father's Asa Silverman, head of commercial paper at Goldman Sachs.
-住高级区 -我没收到喜帖 - Upper Eastside. - I didn't get my invitation.
去你的 Fuck you.
你叫我十五分时通知你一声 You told me to be sure to let you know when it was a quarter of.
谢谢 玛莉 - Thank you, Mary. - Okay.
将卫斯理安学院当成后补志愿 你很有希望... So with Wesleyan as your fallback,I think we're in pretty good shape.
米朵园语言夏令营的满分成绩 令人刮目相看 Straight "A"s at Middlebury's Language Camp, can't sneeze at that.
还有你去年在密西西比进行的蓝调民俗研究... Your blues folkloric studies in Mississippi last summer
可以当成是社区服务表现 have an almost community-service spin to them.
如果他再有少数族裔的身分就好了 I wish he had the minority thing going for him.
如果下回考试语文部分能超过七百六十分的话... If we can nudge Lem's verbals past 760 on the next round,
-那他算是稳操胜券 -好兴奋 he can basically write his own ticket.I'm stoked.
感激你的协助 Appreciate your help.
这边请 Folks?
让我猜... So let me guess... he called the English teacher "Daddy-o."
他在课堂上耍宝 he called the English teacher "Daddy-o."
问题在于... The thing is...
这些分数显示情况非常危险 we are rapidly approaching crisis mode here
而我们已经没有很多时间了 with these grades, and time is of the essence.
我可以问个问题吗? Could I ask a question?
我交了我的大学志愿表 I handed in my final list of colleges. Did you get that?
-你收到了吗? -收到了 我们已经谈过了 Yes, we talked about this.
目前是瑞曼波学院和崔顿州立大学 So, Ramapo and Trenton State.
我们的目标学校是亚利桑那大学及亚利桑那州立大学 And our reach schools, University of Arizona and Arizona State.
先让他看看纽泽西附近学校 再让他考虑去那里 I'll take him out there after I drive him around to the ones in New Jersey.
如果他想进亚利桑那那两间大学... If either of the Arizona's is what he's got his heart set on,
这成绩根本没办法 我对足球很熟 安东尼 he's not gonna get in with these grades.I know about football, Anthony.
-那是我们的秘密武器 -他说他会尽力 That's our ace in the hole.He says he's tryin' his best.
他的学力测验成绩505分和430分... S.A.T. -wise, 505 and 430...
我想下次我们应该可以将数学分数提高到五百分以上 I think we can edge up the math into the fives in the next round,
-如果安东尼能专心的话 -他之前便有那个问题 providing Anthony can bear down and focus.He's had trouble with that before.
卡蜜拉 他从前被诊断有注意力不足障碍? Remember, Carm, when they thought he had A.D.D.?
-你们都没告诉我 -安东尼 回去上课吧 - You didn't tell me that. - Head on back to class. Let us talk.
-让大人来讨论 -如果我有学习障碍... Let us talk.But if I'm learning-disabled,
我考学力测验不应该有时间限制 I get unlimited time on my S.A.T.s.
-是这样吗? -这晚点再谈 - Is that true? - Let's talk about that later.
所以你上周直接和拉培克博士讨论过测验结果 So you had time to talk directly to Dr. Rapke about last week's testing results.
是的 她说安东尼人际关系不错 Yes. She said Anthony has good interpersonal skills.
她说他的情绪反应是... She said his affect was...
在哪里? "很压抑"她是这么形容的 now, where is this... "constricted," she called it.
但那对青少年而言很正常 But that was normal for a teenager and...
总而言之 他对我们分居似乎应付得还好 all in all he seemed to be handling the split well.
但那并不代表我们之间对话 一直都很他妈的理性 This is not to say I don't get a ration of shit in every conversation.
原谅我的用词 Pardon my French.
这个嘛... Well, still, uh...
他的成绩还是不尽人意 there is this thing with his grades.
你们想如果让他定期看心理医生 Do you think it would be of benefit to him to see a psychologist
会有帮助吗? on a regular basis?
你不相信谘商 索波诺先生? You don't approve of therapy, Mr. Soprano.
很多人都依赖它 People use it as a crutch.
我常在想像贾利古柏 那种... And I always wonder what happened to Gary Cooper,
-坚毅寡言的那种人呢? -这个嘛... the strong silent type?
贾利古柏并不是十六岁少年 Well, Gary Cooper wasn't a 16-year-old boy.
他也曾经是少年 He was at one time.
我同意我先生的说法 魏格勒先生 And I'm gonna have to agree with my husband here, Mr. Wegler.
我们从前把女儿送去看青少年行为发展治疗师 We sent our daughter to a...an adolescent developmentalist
结果弄得一团糟 and it was a disaster.
我了解我儿子 他只是懒散 I know my son, he's lazy.
我们再帮他找另一位家教 We're gonna get him a different S.A.T. tutor,
我会盯着他努力用功 I'm gonna stay on him and he's gonna work harder.
就这样 And that's that.
-他们说我可能有学习障碍 -他不是叫你回去上课吗? - I might be learning-disabled. - Didn't he tell you to go to class?
怎么回事 玛莉? What's going on, Mary?
是多梅妮加保里尼和莎夏卡布多 Domenica Paolini and Sasha Caputo,
她们今早上学时 开车撞上一棵树 they were on their way to school this morning and they hit a tree.
多梅妮加死了 莎夏昏迷不醒 Nica's dead. Sasha's in a coma.
那是什么? What's that?
我来时就在这里了 It was here when I got here.
如果在一张纸两面上 Okay, if a million zeroes can be written
写满一百万个零的话... on the front and back of a sheet of paper,
那么要写十的一百次方的零需要多少张纸? how many sheets of paper do you need for a googol of zeroes?
多功能运动休旅车! Oh man, oh baby, an Xterra SE.
全部配备都有 三点三汽缸 超大马力 It's loaded. 3.3- liter supercharged.
-这是我的? -没错 - What, this is mine? - Yeah.
你真是的... - You are unbelievable.
-标签还在呢 -让他分心的东西还不够? - The sticker's still on it.He doesn't have enough distractions?
你忘了那天有孩子开车撞死? After what happened to those kids at his school?
这玩意的安全带有感应装置 It's got sensors in the seatbelts.
是日产汽车三大安全指标之一 It's part of Nissan's triple safety philosophy.
-不错嘛 -你要走了? - Nice ride. - Are you leaving?
-时间到了 -你不上车? Hour's up.You're not getting in?
简直太炫了 This is so deck. What is this, Bose?
-舶仕牌音响? -没错 可放六片CD Yeah, six CD changer. It's got Surround Sound.
-还有环绕音效 -感觉好安全喔 I feel safer already.
卡蜜拉 这车坚固如坦克 Carmela, this car is a tank.
-怎么回事? -这种车对大气层很不好 What's the matter?SUVs eat up more of the ozone.
你难道要开那种普通车 哪天被撞个稀巴烂吗? So you wanna be the sucker in a regular car that gets decapitated?
-我在学校会被人指指点点 -那你想要怎样? - I'm gonna catch shit at school. - So what do you wanna do?
管他的 Screw it. Can we take it out?
-可以开出去溜溜吗? -当然可以开出去溜溜 Yeah, we can take it out. Once.
只能开这么一次 直到成绩进步才能再开 Then this baby sits in the garage till you pull your grades up to a "C."
-什么? -你听到爸爸说的了 - What? - You heard your father.
我是在和他说话 又不是和你 I was talking to him, not you.
我去准备晚饭 东尼 我有帐单要给你 I gotta put dinner on. Tony, I have bills for you.
你最好对你妈客气一点 You better be nice to your mother.
车钥匙她管 直到你成绩进步为止 She's got the keys till your grades are up.
我马上过来 I'll be right back.
那车是激励他的工具 The car was a motivational tool.
必须软硬兼施 双管齐下 The carrot and the stick, you gotta do both!
有时我真想掐死他 他真的很坏 I could strangle him sometimes. He can be so hateful.
顶嘴的确不好 Well, the smart mouth is not good.
那还只是小事咧 That's minor, believe me.
他到底是怎么了? 他一向很讨人喜欢 God, what happened to him? He was always the sweet one.
他小时候比其他孩子更懂得与别人分享 He had the concept of sharing before any of the other toddlers.
梅朵一直都比较机灵 但我记得她从前也是这样 Meadow was always sharper, but I remember the same thing with her.
就像看着天使堕落一样 It's like watching an angel fall.
怎么 你在哭啊? What, are you crying?
这是作文家教费 看不出有啥必要 Here's the tutor in writing like you had to have.
我之前叫了水电工来 I had to call RotoRooter.
还有娱乐室里的廉价音效系统 This is a cheap sound system for the media room.
那干嘛要我付? - Why should I pay for that?
因为你把上一个拿走了 - Because you took the last one.
你那群电影之友仍抽空聚会? Oh, your little movie connoisseur friends are still meeting?
-至少我有朋友 -什么意思? - At least I have friends. - What the fuck's that mean?
-东尼 你身边全是些马屁精 -你又知道了? You just have a bunch of flunkies.What do you know about it?
他们赞美你的新鞋子 They compliment you on your new shoes.
说你将来不会秃头 They tell you that you're not going bald.
你想他们真的在乎吗? You think they really care?
你是老大 他们怕你 他们得讨好你 You're the boss, they're scared of you.
-你讲冷笑话 他们个个拼命笑 -那亚瑟呢? They have to kiss your ass, laugh at your stupid jokes.
-你干嘛这么尖酸刻薄 -随便你 What about Artie then? You're turning into a frigging cynic.
他们怕不怕才不关我的事咧 - Whatever. - What do I give a shit?
我是在经营事业 不是角逐最佳人缘头衔 I'm running a fucking business not a popularity contest.
"我一直在思索... "I've been thinking,
对于我口出"会"言 我很抱歉... and I apologize for my use of fowl language"...
"会不会"的"会"... fowl with a "W"...
用脏话骂你... "in regards to yourself.
关于我的事 你对我讲了很伤人的话 You said some very hurtful things to me in regards to myself.
但是我无权对你用如此粗野的字眼... But it is still no excuse to use the vile word that I used,
我想你应该很清楚... of which I am sure you know...
我所指的是哪个字" that I'm talking about."
-"婊子" 对吧? -是的 艾略特 - "Cunt," right? - Yes, Elliot.
"你不愿和我当普通朋友... "You don't wish us to be social friends
其实无所谓... and so that is that.
我仍对你心怀尊"精"... I still have great rigard for you,
即便你对我说那么多伤人的话... even though you said some horrible things.
附注：我现在很好 安东尼敬上" P.S. I'm doing fine, Anthony."
这封信是附在一篮德国世家沐浴用品礼盒里 It came with a bathrobe and a basketful of Dr. Hauschka bath products.
洗涤 Ablution.
他希望能洗净他的行径 The desire to cleanse himself of the deed.
基本上 他仍怪罪于我 Notice he still fundamentally blames me.
索波诺太太?罗伯魏格勒 - Hello? - Mrs. Soprano? Robert Wegler.
你好吗? Oh, hi, hello, how are you?
我们前几天会面之后... Uh... after our meeting the other day,
我想出几个帮助安东尼学习的策略 I had some ideas about some further strategies for Anthony.
或许我们可以见个面 I thought maybe we could meet,
吃个午餐 喝杯咖啡和你讨论一下这些策略 have lunch, cup of coffee. I could share them with you.
-下周如何? -是吗? - Next week perhaps? - Really?
好吧 我想应该可以吧 Uh... well yeah, I guess that would be okay.
披头四的《生日快乐》 "Happy Birthday" by the Beatles.
我前几天在车子里听到这首歌 You know, I heard it the other day in the car.
间奏的鼓声独奏真的好棒 They have such a good drum solo in the middle there.
鼓声独奏? "Drum solo"?
那只是基本的四拍击法 That's the basic four-four.
林哥并不是原来的鼓手 原来鼓手是彼得贝斯特 You know Ringo was not their original drummer. That was Pete Best.
他们开除了他 And they fired him.
他发行个人专辑叫《披头四精选》 He put out his own album... "Best of the Beatles."
真可悲 Sad.
这便是所谓的共同语言? So, is this what they call common ground?
我只是想和你聊聊 Just trying to have a civilized conversation.
我可以回房间了吗? 我吃饱了 Can I go to my room? I'm full.
-我真那么讨人厌? -你不讨人厌 Am I so horrible?
少往脸上贴金 You are not horrible. Get over yourself.
少往脸上贴金? 这话什么意思? "Over myself"? What is that supposed to mean?
去吧 省我麻烦 Just go, do me a big favor.
如果你想当烈士 我就留在这里 If you're gonna be a martyr, obviously I'll sit here.
不用了 把盘子放到洗碗槽去 No, go. Put your plate in the sink.
两百 200.
-跟两百 -跟两百 再加四百 Two to go.- See, and raise four.
我跟 - Call.
东尼 你喜欢凯迪拉克的运动车吗? 供不应求喔 Tony, you liking the Escalade? I can't keep them on the lot.
爱死了... I love it...
尤其是拔掉卫星定位之后 after I pulled out that global positioning shit.
-对 -他总是顾全大局 Oh, right.Always got his eye on the big picture.
换你了 Up to you.
我知道你有王牌 我才不付你钱咧 I think you got that ace and I'm not paying you for it.
-王牌没用了 -三张三 - Aces over. - Three threes, my man.
保利赢了 Paulie wins.
-发牌吧 -你去死啦 Cards, please.You, fuck you.
那种运动车是报税大漏洞 They used to be a great tax loophole, those SUVs.
我都告诉客户 把它报在营业支出里 Told all my clients, write it off on your business.
有个会计师死后上天堂 教宗也在同时死掉 Accountant dies, goes to heaven same time as the Pope.
圣彼得请教宗进去看他即将落脚的破地方 St. Peter says "Come on in!"Then he shows the Pope to this shithouse.
他的寒舍 然后他给他一块面包 That's where he's gonna live, and he gives him a crust of bread.
然后他给那会计师看他住的地方 Then he shows the C.P.A. where he's gonna live.
豪华别墅 有仆人 美女环侍 It's a fuckin' mansion... servants, broads.
教宗说"为什么他住别墅 我住破屋?" Pope says "He gets a mansion and I get a hovel?"
圣彼得说"大人 这里有上百名教宗... St. Peter says "Your Holiness,we got hundreds of popes up here.
但他是第一个犹太会计师!" This is the first Jewish accountant!"
我从前连保险套也拿来减税 I used to be able to write off condoms.
在飞机上遇到一位会计师 猜是什么东西? What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane?
波音七四七 A Boring 747.
好了 好了 下注两百 All right, all right, bet two.
在念代数? Algebra, huh?
听着... Listen,
我想了一下... I have been doing some thinking.
我决定让你在演唱会之后留在纽约 I've decided to let you stay in the city after the concert.
-为什么? -不过有个条件... How come?On one condition, though...
不准去住赫德森饭店 no Hudson Suites.
我和梅朵说过了 你可以到她的公寓过夜 I talked to Mead, she said that you can sleep over at her apartment.
我会给你计程车钱 演唱会完了直接去她那里 I will give you cab fare. When the concert's over, go straight up there.
星期天早上 我要你十点半准时到家 Sunday morning, I want you home 10:30 sharp.
谢谢 Thanks.
别太晚睡 Don't stay up too late.
快点 快呀! Come on! Go, go, go! Hurry!
你们喜欢你们的工作吗? So, you guys like your job?
四十三号车位有辆BMW Beemer, space 43.
艾萨 来呀! Asa, come on!
各位请注意... Can I have your attention?
有人持枪抢劫 Apparently there's been an armed robbery.
有些车子不见了 Some automobiles were taken.
他们只留美国车! They left all the American cars!
他的头骨破了 - Oh my God. - I think his skull is broken.
我是医生 我来 - Oh my God! - I'm a doctor, let me in there.
布鲁克 咱们车不见了 Brooke, our car is gone.
是谁够聪明继续开别克车呢? Now who's a genius for keeping his Regal?
艾萨 他们开走宝士了 Asa, they got the SL.
那可是宝士敞篷车! That was a fucking SL55 convertible.
你可知我哥排多久才买到那辆车? You know how long my brother was on the waiting list for that thing?
等他妈的一整年! A motherfucking year.
你要再回去过那种日子? You want to go back to that?
是的 我要再回去过那种日子! Yes, I wanna go back to that!
是我 - Hello? - Hey, it's me.
-演唱会如何? -赞透了 - How was Mudvayne? - They rocked.
听着 我不过去你那里了 Look, l... I don't think I'll be able to make it up there.
你在讲什么? 妈妈会打电话来查勤 What are you talking about? You know mom's gonna call here.
我若闪人就太没意思了 I'm a total dick if I leave here.
就告诉妈妈 我现在正要过去 Just tell mom I'm on my way up.
-她会再打过来 -拜托啦 She's just gonna call back.Come on,
-我哪时求过你了? -好吧 你最好留在那里 when do I ever ask you for anything?All right, you better stay there.
然后明早准时回家 我可不要她找我麻烦 Be home on time tomorrow. I don't want any shit from mom.
佛莉达 你和迪耶哥怎么分住不同房子? Frida, why do you and Diego have separate houses?
因为我们是不同的人 但爱情让我们相守 Because we are two different people,but our love makes us into one.
梅朵 - Hello? - Mead, hi.
你弟弟在那里吗? 他手机都没接 Is your brother there? He's not answering his cell.
-他在睡觉 -什么? - I know, he's asleep. - What?
我不应该告诉你的 他喝醉了 I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but he was pretty zapped.
我就知道 他还好吧? I knew it. Is he all right?
-妈 他很好 -等到哪天你自己当妈就知道 Mom, he's fine.Just wait until you have children.
我才不会生小孩咧 Not me, I'm never having kids.
一切都还好吧? So, how are things going?
我们现在正在看电影 妈 We're in the middle of a movie, Mom.
抱歉 晚安 Oh, I'm sorry. Good night.
晚安 Good night.
-快 快点呀! -打火机给我 Come on, light the fucker up.
在桌子上 - Give me the lighter. - It's on the table.
好了 快点 快点... All right, go, go, go, go, go!
快点 快点... Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
含住! 含住! Go! Hold it! Hold it!
开门 是我 快点 把门打开 Open up, it's me.Come on, open the fucking door!
病人在哪? Where's the patient?
我所有配备全部齐全 随时都可以上场 I got a new easel, new oils, I'm ready to go.Salut.
婚礼呢? 你把人马带过来了? Oh, the wedding? Wh... what, do you got everybody outside?
-所有人都到了吗? 进来呀! -他妈的一团糟 - Ushers and everybody? Bring 'em in... - It's a fucking disaster.
-什么? -我们被抢了 - What? - Somebody hit us.
车子被洗劫 They stole all the fucking cars.
我得帮我的新娘女儿打镇定剂 I had to sedate my own little girl at her wedding.
他们还开来一台... Yeah, they had one of those...
那种专门载车的大卡车 what do you call it, those car carrier things?
非常有备而来的抢劫作业 And it was a very well coordinated operation.
报警了 可是他们有多可靠呢? The cops are on it, but how much faith have I got in that?
你得在他们销赃之前帮帮我 You gotta help me before they're chopped!
那一行我不熟 艾拉 I'm not really in that business, Ira.
艾萨哥哥的宝士被拿走了 他把它看得很重 Asa's brother's Benz was taken. This special thing.
现在我成了艾萨的眼中钉 I'm fucking gernischt in Asa's eyes now. Can't you do anything?
你能做点什么吗? 打个电话什么的 - I mean, make some calls? - All that shit's insured.
-那些都有保险的 -他很迷他那辆车 He's obsessed with that car,
那个该死的史都 this fucking Stew guy.
那家伙花了三万块才能订购那辆车 The asshole paid a $30,000 premium just to place the fucking order.
他的眼镜 行事历都在里面 His glasses, his daybook were in it.
安东尼 是妈妈 打电话回家 AJ, it's your mother. Call me.
是我妈 It's my mother.
我说过不能帮你接四一七房 客人声明不接电话 I told you I can't put you through. Room 417 has a block on the line.
我不能等 谁晓得出了什么状况 I am not waiting. Who knows what's going on?
万一那些孩子在里面出问题就惨了 God help you if anything happens like those children in Westchester.
别...别接电话 Don't! No, don't answer it.
我的脸被黏在地毯上 My face is stuck to the rug.
他们用三秒胶把你黏在地上 Oh, they fuckin' crazy-glued you.
-整理房间 -该死 我们该怎么办? Housekeeping!Oh, fuck, what should we do? We're asleep!
-我们在睡觉! -快点帮我 All right, help me.
-轻一点 -对不起 - Ow! Dude, take it easy. - I'm trying.
他妈的 Ahh ow, fuck.
老兄 Oh, dude!
要死了 Oh, fuck.
他妈的 Oh, fuck me.
是我 Hello.Hi, yeah, it's me.
安东尼昨晚和朋友到城里过夜 还没回来 AJ stayed in the city with his friends last night and he's not home yet.
-我联络不到他 -别慌 慢慢讲 - And I can't get in touch with him. - Take it easy. Slow down.
他大概睡过头了 He's probably just sleeping it off.
我打电话给塔德的妈妈 塔德已经回来了 No, I called Todd's mother and Todd came home.
他有可能死了 或吸毒过量什么的 He could be dead by now, O.D.'d, God knows what else.
-我干嘛让他去呢? -他不会有事的 - God, why did I let him go? - He's all right.
我来处理 I'll take care of it
-给我饭店号码 -在城西的赫德森饭店 Give me the number of the hotel.It's the Hudson Suites on the Westside.
东尼 你就跑一趟好吧? 我担心到没力气动怒了 Tony, just go there. I am... I'm so worried I'm not even angry anymore.
好吧 好吧 我这就出发 All right, all right, I'm on my way.
安东尼? Anthony?
死孩子! 我一直联络不到你 急得快疯了! God damn you! I have been going crazy trying to reach you.
-晚点再谈 我不舒服 -你的脸怎么回事? - Later. I don't feel good. - What happened to your face?
-别烦我 -我要知道发生了什么事 - Just leave me alone. - I want to know what happened!
你根本没去梅朵那里 你答应过我的! You never went to Meadow's after you gave me your word!
-别烦我! -你这骗子! - Get off my back. - You are a liar!
-去你的 -你说什么? - Fuck you. - What did you say?!
给我回来! Get back here! Ow!
废车场 Puritan Salvage.
老大要找昨晚从林沃区来的一批货 The big guy's looking for a consignment from a wedding in Ringwood last night.
-没来这里 -有辆宝士55 他要要回那台 Nothing came in here.This Benz, SL55, he wants it pulled.
我打电话问问看 I'll make some calls.
-他在哪? -房间里 - Where is he? - In his room.
-你的脚怎么了? -他骗我 东尼 What happened to your leg?
-他们两个都撒谎 -她帮他圆谎 He lied to me, Tony, which means that they both lied.
-当姐姐的都会这样 -是啊 当然 She's covering for him. It's what sisters are supposed to do.Of course, right.
他对我骂粗话 - He cursed at me. Oh my God.
他说什么? - What did he say?
-他在睡觉 -睡够了 - He's asleep. - Not anymore.
爸爸 Oh, hey, Dad.
我正要拿垃圾出去 明天垃圾车会来 I was just taking out the trash. It's garbage day tomorrow.
-你哪里不太一样 -他没眉毛了 东尼 - What's different about you? - He has no eyebrows, Tony!
谁干的? - Who did this? - We were just screwing around.
-我们大家开玩笑的 -你对你妈说什么? - We were just screwing around.- What'd you say to your mother? - Tony...
-东尼...-你说了什么? What did you say?
-我骂脏话 -你该死了你 I said the "F" word.You're finished
那辆车你要等到四十五岁才能开 You're never gonna drive that cartill you're 45 years old.
-我要把它卖掉 -她不肯听我说 I'm selling it tomorrow!
-我试着告诉她事情原委 -现在变成是我的错 She wouldn't let me talk, I was trying to tell her what happened.
你说来听听啊 - Oh see, it's my fault. - All right, let's hear it.
我是打算到梅朵那里 可是我叫不到计程车 Well, I was gonna go to Meadow's but there weren't any cabs.
我想你们也不会要我半夜十一点半 无处可去 I didn't think you'd want me standing in the street at 11:30 at night.
-我们当时就在饭店旁 -你撒够谎了 - We were right by the hotel. - Enough of your lying.
-我没撒谎 -瞧你的脸... - I am not lying! - Look at your face!
你如果和那老师有什么不可告人的行为... If you've got some kind of sexual proclivity
现在就告诉我们在那里究竟发生什么事? with that teacher or whatever, now is the time to tell us!
-嗑药 搞变态性游戏 -什么? 才没咧 What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex?What? No!
我们才没吸毒 我们又不是毒虫 Look, we don't do drugs, we're not some stupid dopers.
我只不过喝了啤酒 让我不舒服 I had a few beers, but it just made me sick.
哪有人会相信你说的话? How can anybody believe what you say?
因为我告诉你了 你从不肯相信我 - Because I told you!You never believe me.
你喝了几瓶啤酒 - You had a couple beers?
是的 - Yeah.
-你没吸毒? -没有 - You didn't do any drugs. - No!
卡蜜拉 只不过是几瓶啤酒 Carmela, look it...a couple of beers.
禁足就好 又不是什么世界末日 Should be grounded, yeah, but it's not the end of the world.
什么? What?
好 好吧... You know what?
我已经受够你们俩了 I am sick of your bullshit. Both of you!
-他去和你住吧 -你少小题大作 好吧? - He can go live with you. - Don't get dramatic now, all right?
-什么...? 太好了 -闭嘴 - What? Great, good. - Shut up!
我从来没有这么认真过 I have never been more serious in my life.
去丢垃圾 到外面去 Take out the trash, go outside.
我们到底该怎么做? What are we gonna do, really?
我刚说什么? What did I just say?
我是说真的...别这样 - No, I mean really, come on.
-你以为我在开玩笑? -卡蜜拉 这不过是一般青少年胡闹 - Did you think I was joking?Carmela, this is normal teenage shit.
记得咱们从前? You remember us?
我们从前在舞会时把亚瑟留在雪地里害他差点断指 The C.Y.O. Dance.We left Artie out in the snow, he almost lost his fingers.
我们现在想到还会笑到肚子痛 And we still laugh our asses off about it.
我并不怪安东尼 No, I don't really blame AJ
他这么做是正常的 He's doing exactly what he's supposed to.
他是在测试界限 He's testing the limits as much as he can.
-我怪我自己 -你在讲什么? I blame myself.What are you talking about?
你根本不懂被儿子痛恨是什么感觉 You don't know what it's like to have your son hate your guts.
-他并不恨你 -幸好他还活着 - He doesn't hate your guts. - Oh, thank God he's alive.
是我不好 东尼 我和你争他的爱 造成错误决定 It's my fault, Tony.My pathetic need to compete with you clouded my judgment
我不应该让他在纽约过夜 他根本还没准备好 or I never would have let him stay in New York. I knew he wasn't ready.
-我没照我的直觉去做 -他的眉毛会长回来 I went against all of my instincts.
-根本没事发生! -不 你知道吗... His eyebrows'll grow back! Nothing really happened!
我不管了 你知道为什么吗? No, you know what happened? I said fuck it. And you know why?
只为了让他像爱你一样爱我 To get him to love me as much as he loves you.
他爱你 只是...你是他妈妈 那不一样 He loves you, it's just...you're his mother, it's different.
我再也不想当坏人 但我也不想放手不管 I can't be the villain anymore.I mean it. And I can't say fuck it.
带他走 让他和你一起住 Take him. Let him live with you.
-艾德诺顿? -艾德诺顿? - Ed Norton? - Ed Norton?
对不起 卡门登先生 No, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Kramden.No,
正确答案是史提芬佛斯特 the correct answer is Stephen Foster. But thanks so much.
多谢你前来参加比赛 You've been a wonderful contestant and a swell sport.
再会 卡门登先生 Goodbye, Mr. Kramden.
他来了 He's here.
-义大利甜甜圈 有效日期2007年 -放在那里 Hey, tarall's, expiration date 2007.Put 'em over there.
坐下 Have a seat.
挺严肃的 Sounds serious.
你和林沃那一票有关吗? You have anything to do with that wedding takedown in Ringwood?
为什么? 有问题吗? Why, is that a problem?
我告诉你 那医生是我的朋友 I told you that doctor was a friend of mine.
我特别用"朋友"这个字眼 I deliberately used that word.
你可晓得那些医生能如何整我们吗? Are you aware of how many things a fucking M.D. can do for us?
抱歉 教父 他当时在牌局 我以为他是财主之一 Sorry, Godfather, he was at the game. I thought he was just another pigeon.
是谁授权让你去做的? Who authorized you to do it?
还有 别扯着那张笑脸叫我教父 And don't call me Godfather with that fucking cute smirk.
我知道我离开这圈子很久... I know I was away for a long time,
可是打从何时开始 工作必须先打过照应呢? but when did that happen, you gotta ask permission to ply your trade?
这些是你的分 高兴了吧 Here's your end, be happy.
如果我不叫你来 你何时才会告诉我? When were you gonna tell me about it if I hadn't called you here?
我现在来了 我现在正在告诉你啊! I'm here now! I'm telling you about it now!
这是我第二次提讯你了 That's the second time I'm playing catch-up with you.
-你在讲什么鬼话? -割草的那件事 - What the fuck are you talking about? - The lawn cutting.
怎么 我每次拉屎也要通知你吗? Do I have to send you a memo every time I move my bowels too?
你那么在乎我的话 You're so concerned about my end,why
你为何不把那些车... didn't you put one of those cars through my shops?
-透过我的厂清掉? -什么? What?
强尼沙克介绍我一个在纽柏克的人 Johnny Sack told me about this guy in Newburgh.
-强尼沙克? -对 强尼沙克 - Johnny Sack? - Yeah, Johnny Sack.
运整车他给我的价钱比较合算 Anyway, he gave me a better deal for shipping them whole.
你是说真的吗? Are you fucking serious?
-我不喜欢你这说话的口气 -你当初跑来找我... I don't like the way I'm being talked to here.
说你想再入行 我怎么说的? What did I tell you when you came to me, said you wanted back in?
我说过 只要你不砸别人场... I said as long as you don't step on anybody's toes.
-我那个时代...-还有另外一件事是... - In my day... - That's another thing.
我再也不要听到你说 从前你那个时代 I don't wanna hear no more about how it was in your day.
你要讲故事 就讲些当今时事... You just keep your anecdotes to local color,
周遭环境一切狗屁倒灶的事 否则就给我闭嘴! like Dynaflows, or McGuire Sisters, shit like that.Otherwise, shut the fuck up!
拜托 费奇 我很努力在帮你重新融入... Jesus Christ, Feech, I'm tryin' to ease your transition here
你却这样回报我? and this is the thanks I get?
对不起我冒犯了你 I'm sorry if I offended you.
你得记得 我一直把你当成孩子 You gotta remember, Tony, I still think of you as a kid.
我会改的 I'll learn.
是吗? Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
真好笑 That's funny.
过来 Come here.
要命 Aw, shit.
一切都没问题了? We all right?
就把那台宝士弄回来 好吧? Just...get the SL55 back, okay?
或许我对他太不客气了 Maybe I was too hard on that guy.
我难道都没从理奇艾皮欧那里学到教训吗? Did I learn nothing from Richie Aprile?
及早斩草除根 - Nip it in the bud.
费奇? - Feech?
他很受欢迎 东尼 - He's well liked, T.
那是另外一回事 - That's another thing.
你也别太自责了 All right, well, don't be so hard on yourself though.
-哥俩好 一对宝 -你好吗? - Hey, Olsen and Johnson. - How you doing?
到面包店 他们说你已经走了 Stopped by the bakery, they said you left already.
我答应过给你送这套西装来 That's the Canali suit I promised you.
你试穿看看 看袖子合不合 He said you should try on the jacket, see how the sleeves are.
-怎么样? -怎样? 我比法兰克辛那屈还帅 How's that?How's that? I look better than Sinatra.
很好 - Very nice. - All right.
我有些酒和桃子 Hey, I'm having my wine and peaches. You want?
-要来一点吗? -不 谢谢 我们得走了 No thanks, we gotta get going.
-我吃点桃子好了 -很好 - I'll try some peaches. - Good.
桃子可是从纽西兰来的 赞得很 Peaches are from fucking New Zealand. They're great. I'll get you a glass.
-我去拿杯子 -不用 我们得走了 No, we should go, we should go...
-有事要办 -不能等? - take care of that thing. - It can't wait?
你们要去哪? 来啦 坐下 Where the fuck you going? Come on, sit down.
我们要处理一件事 你不会想知道的 很棘手的事 No, we gotta do this shit. You don't wanna know, it's all fucked up.
什么事? What?
我那白痴表哥 他在焊接拖船车时... My imbecile cousin, he was welding his boat trailer,
把他的车库烧掉了 burns down his garage.
结果我们没办法停一辆弄来的卡车 Now we got no place to park the truck that we got.
不能停在路旁吗? What's wrong with the street?
乔治亚的桃子听说是最上等的 Georgia peaches, those are considered the best.
他不想让我知道卡车里有什么 See, he don't want me to know what's in the truck.
平幕电视 五十寸菲立普电浆电视 Flat screen TVs. 50-inch plasma Philipses.
有人会从蒙特娄下来 可是会晚几天 Guy's coming down from Montreal, but he got delayed a couple of days.
我这里有车库啊 I got a garage right here.
我表哥有个地方 可以放到那里 My cousin's mother's got a place, we can lock it up there.
把车停在这里 这样我人在 方便看管呀 Park the load here, this way I'm around. Keep my glims on the stuff.
是吗? 你想拿多少? - How much you gonna want for that?
-两成 -去你的 费奇 不过停个车而已 Two.Fuck you, Feech. It's fucking parking.
还得再加台电视 You gotta kick in a TV.
我以为我知道如何应付安东尼 但我现在不太确定 I thought I had a plan for Anthony, but l...I'm not so sure now.
我不确定路透夏令营会接受剃掉眉毛的男孩 I don't know if Rutgers' summer program accepts boys without eyebrows.
你知道那件事了 我简直心力交瘁 So you heard about that? I was a wreck.
瞧瞧那些出车祸的女生 I mean look what happened to those girls just driving to school.
我们特地请来谘商师 安东尼反应如何? How's Anthony coping with that?We brought in grief counselors.
他从没提起 I have to say he never mentioned it.
每个孩子面对悲剧的反应都不一样 They all handle tragedy differently.
他刚搬去和他爸住 不晓得他是否有提到 Actually, he just moved in with his father.
-是吗? -我不晓得你有没有听过... - I don't know if he said. - Really?
-关于我先生的传闻 -听过一点 I don't know what you might have heard about my husband.Some.
他是个好父亲 I mean, he's a good father, don't get me wrong.
我们女儿念哥伦比亚大学 我的朋友都认为... Our daughter is at Columbia.My friends tell me
我太看重成绩 但对安东尼我真的没辙 I'm a snob with this college business,but with Anthony it's something else.
万一他没进他中意的学校... I just know that if he didn't get into a good enough school to interest him,
退学不念 跑去当侍者或什么的... and he dropped out, went to work as a waiter or something,
他铁定做不了一个礼拜 他一定会被... he wouldn't last a week.
你知道 You know, he would be drawn right in... you know.
我先生也不愿他走上那条路 My husband doesn't want that for him either.
你见过他 我先生很有领袖魅力 You met him. My husband can be very magnetic,
令人崇拜 you know, bigger than life.
我当时很年轻 什么都很刺激 And I was so young. It was very exciting.
总之 他现在在那边 Anyway, he's over there.
不晓得 或许这样比较好 Maybe it'll be good, you know,
学些男人该学的东西 learning the things that men need to know.
不晓得 Well...
那你呢? 你教书教多久了? Anyway, so what about you? How long have you been at the school?
1986到现在 Since '86.
我想那大概也是我当初和爱丝翠在一起的原因 I suppose that's what caught me up too, with Astrid.
想脱离平淡无奇的生活 Some notion of escaping the quotidian.
-所以你结过婚? -婚龄差不多五分钟 - So you were married. - For about, uh... five minutes.
马沙拉鸡 Chicken Marsala.
-蜂蜜香醋鸡 -谢谢 - And the honey balsamic chicken. - Thank you.
你有没有看过《包法利夫人》? - Have you read "Madame Bovary"? - No.
-没有 -一本几近完美的小说 It's almost a perfect novel.
福楼拜描写中产阶级的苦闷与空虚 Flaubert writes about bourgeois loneliness and emptiness.
艾玛包法利被自己的幻想毁掉 Emma Bovary destroys herself for some fantasy in her head.
很棒的书 非常、非常的棒 It's great. It's truly, truly great.
有点诙谐 但却很具悲剧色彩 Somehow horrifically funny, though tragic.
你应该会喜欢 I think you might enjoy it.
我回家路上顺便到书局看看 I'll stop by Borders on my way home.
-你说作者是谁? -古斯塔夫福楼拜 - Who is it by again? - Gustave Flaubert.
-怎样? -保释部门柯伦巡官 Yeah?Supervisor Curran, parole board.
到府探查 Site visit.
-艾迪史提米区呢? -他请病假 Where's Eddie Stimich?
我只想进来看看 He's out sick. I just wanna take a look around.
这里唯一比俄国好的只有食物 Only thing better about here than Russia is the food.
说得好 Good one.
艾迪上周钜细靡遗检查每个角落 Eddie examined every fucking dust bunny in the place just last week.
这是新的? Is that new?
人家留给我的 我朋友刚过世 Friend of mine, passed away.bequest.
那是你的车库? Is that your garage?
那是我制造毁灭性武器的地方 Nah, it's where I make the weapons of mass destruction.
去打开来看看 Let's go out and open it up.
你要看我的车库? 你没看过机油油污吗? You wanna see my fucking garage?You never seen an oil stain before?
走吧 Let's go.
投球准备动作 Here's the windup.
球投出 And the pitch...
-拜托! -去他的大联盟职棒! - Ah! - Come on!Fuck Major League Baseball.
自那次出局之后 咱们还不如看芭蕾舞! Ever since the fucking strike. Let's watch ballet.
有人企图薰死我们! Oh, somebody hotboxed us?
-我看到你关窗户 -什么东西? - I saw you close the window. - What's that?
故意把门窗关起来放屁薰人 It's when you close the windows and fart on purpose.
-那叫荷兰烤箱 -在床上才是荷兰烤箱 That's a Dutch oven.- No, in bed it's a Dutch oven. - What's a Dutch oven?
什么是荷兰烤箱? What's a Dutch oven?You fart in bed
和女人在床上 放屁之后... with a woman then force her head under the covers.
-把她的头按在棉被里 -真好玩 That's awesome.
是啊 不过你得和女人在床上 - First you gotta be in bed with one.
你一定料不到 - You'd be surprised.
搞什么...? 拜托 Oh my God! What...
是啊 - Yeah.
好 够了 上楼去 去写你的西班牙文功课 That's enough. Go upstairs, do your Spanish homework.
-再十五分钟 -不行 现在 - In 15 minutes. - No, now.
他退出场 结束这局比赛 And he goes down looking. The end of the inning.
刚接到电话 Just got the call.
他们今早把他送上囚车了 They put him on a corrections bus this morning.
这招比干掉他高明多了 This was the better move than taking him out.
-他是个传奇人物 -克里斯也同意这样做比较好 - The man was a legend. - Christopher agrees, by the way.
他能同意就好 Well, that's nice that he agrees.
我又不是在角逐最佳人缘头衔 But I'm not running a fucking popularity contest.
妈咪 你看! Mommy! Look at me!
安东尼! Anthony!