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操 Fuck.
翻译 Mango Todan
翻译 环三次甲基三硝胺
校对 Polaris Todan
后期 Sherlockkkkk
我可以的 会没事的 I'm fine. It's gonna be okay.
总监 Sherlockkkkk
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这他妈是我房子 王八蛋 My fucking house, bitch!
去你妈的 Fuck you.
他妈... Fuck...
爸爸 Dad?
操 Fuck!
等等 不不不 Wait, wait, wait. No. No!
求你了 Please.
别别别 No. No!
韦恩 第一季 第九集
第九章
还以为我们是朋友呢
佛罗里达州 奥卡拉
奥卡拉社区中心 及 公共泳池
喂 打扰下 Hey. Excuse me.
你是要自杀吗 You gonna kill yourself?
不 No.
你要偷东西吗 You gonna steal some shit?
嗯 Yeah.
我要偷这泳池的水 I gonna steal the goddamn pool water.
社区泳池到底为什么 Why the hell does a community swimming pool
还要配个保安 need a security guard anyway?
这样小毛孩们才不会闯进来 So kids don't break in
自杀或偷东西 and kill themselves or steal some shit.
好吧 那你不用担心 Yeah, well, you don't gotta worry about that.
如果这是你能找到的最好的地方 You must be having one shitty night
你今晚肯定过的很糟 if this is the best place you could find.
糟了不知几年了 没什么好在意的 Shitty couple of years, but who's counting?
如果你拿些泡沫打腿板 If you grab some of them foam kick boards
再拿几条毛巾 and towels over there,
这也是能算是个 there's a really good place for you
一觉解千愁的好地方 to sleep off whatever mess you're in.
别乱动泳池清洁剂 Keep your mitts off the pool chemicals
也不要下水 and your ass on dry land.
我就不用糟蹋好好一条棉布裤下水救人了 I don't need to be rescuing nobody in my good chinos.
懂吗 You hear me?
「时间旅人」股份有限公司 出发 罗得岛州 西格林尼治 到达 加州 洛杉矶
早 咖啡仔 Morning, coffee boy.
别担心 我给你也拿了碗 Oh, don't worry. I got you a bowl, too.
我靠 看这个 Oh, shit. Look at that.
今天绝逼是我的幸运日 It must be my lucky day.
不加牛奶吗 No milk?
我不喝牛奶 Don't do moo juice.
对胃不好吗 Hurts your tummy?
你知道它是从牛的乳头挤出来的吧 You know it comes from cow titties, right?
怕咪咪吗 You scared of titties?
乳糖不耐症 傻逼 Lactose intolerant, motherfucker.
那还是对胃不好 So, it hurts your tummy.
你大老远跑来吃我的麦片 So, you come all this way to eat my fucking cereal
还是因为宝宝想妈妈了 or 'cause you miss your momma or some shit?
或者说 想我妈妈了 Or should I say, my momma.
那只蠢鳄 天呐 That stupid... God.
早安 妈妈 Morning, Momma.
我按你喜欢的方式给你煮了咖啡 Uh, I made your coffee for you the way you like.
不好意思 Uh, excuse me,
那只短吻鳄又在门前的草坪上拉屎了 but that alligator took a crap on my front lawn again,
麻烦你去清理干净 so just go clean that up, please.
我发誓 雷吉绝对是个低能儿 I swear to God, Reggie's special needs.
当他还是个小屁孩时 You know, when he was a kid,
我们坚决不带他去海滩 we used to have to not take him to the beach no more
因为他只会吃沙子 'cause all he would do is eat sand.
一勺接一勺 Just scoop after scoop.
都能听见他咬得沙子嘎吱作响 Could hear it crunching in his teeth.
不能更恶心 Like, disgusting.
所以他才镶了金牙吗 That's why he's got gold teeth?
不 Nah.
他就是想让自己看起来像个混混 He just likes looking like an asshole.
我在你房间里放了几条干净毛巾 Oh, I put some clean towels in your room for you.
也给你女朋友放了几条 And I put a couple in for your girl.
她不需要了 她... She don't need none. She's...
她走了 She's gone.
你以前带我去过海滩吗 You ever take me to the beach?
你做的是什么 What are ya making?
我在做熏香蜡烛生意 So, I got my own candle business.
在跳蚤市场上卖 And, um, I sell them at swap meets.
有色情款和正常款 I got erotic and non-erotic scents.
材料是一样的 只是名字不同 They're the same, they just got different names.
-我喜欢这个 -是吗 - I like this one. - Yeah?
有树的气息 It smells like a tree.
不错 这是树林香调 Yes, this is the woodsy one.
我很喜欢 你真有品味 I love it. You got very good taste.
我跟加尔文说我需要更多空间 You know, I told Calvin that I need more space
放我的蜡烛之类的 就像... for my candles and whatever. It's like...
就像一个工作室 对吧 Like a workspace, right?
他说 "不 那间卧室是我的私人空间" And he said, "Oh, no. I need that extra bedroom for my man cave."
他去年买了台平板电视 现在还没拆封 He got a flat screen TV last year, still sitting on the floor.
私人空间 得了吧 Man cave? Please. Right?
不如叫垃圾堆 More like a goddamn junk cave.
当你还是个小宝宝时 You know, when you were a little baby,
不在你的屋里点上支蜡烛 you wouldn't go to sleep
你都不肯睡觉 unless I lit a candle in your room for you.
真的吗 Really?
当然 Yeah.
我知道这听起来有点像 You know, I know it's gonna sound like some kind of, um,
借口什么的 I don't know, excuse or something,
但我觉得这一切可能就是天意吧 but I think things turned out the way they were supposed to.
你来找我是天意 With you...
我和你爸爸婚姻破裂也是天意 You know, with your father and me coming here.
你爸爸就是个惹是生非的人 It's like... Your daddy can be some kind of hellion.
酗酒又斗殴 Just, the boozing and the fighting, it's...
邻居大都突然搬走 因为... So many neighbors would just, like, up and leave, 'cause...
和你爸爸做太久邻居真的吃不消 Just after living near the guy too long.
不骗你 不止一家 I kid you not, more than once,
连家具和电视也没搬走就离开了 leaving furniture and TVs behind
只想赶紧离开那个混球 just to get away from the son of a bitch quicker.
他还有自己的荣誉信条 Oh, he had the honor thing,
自己的一套准则什么的 就是... the code or whatever. Just...
是非对错 Right and wrong.
没有灰色区域或中间地带 Everything. Just no grays, no middle.
一切都是黑白分明的 Everything is black and white
他把自己总结的生活法则强加在别人身上 and he had all these ideas about how they should live
我该怎么做 我可以成为怎样的人 and, you know, how I should be and what I could be
我又该成为怎样的人 and what I should be.
规矩太多了 非常难相处 Yeah. Lot of rules. Hard to live with.
非常难相处 Hard to live with.
你知道吗 You know,
己所欲 勿施于人 you don't gotta treat someone like shit and make them feel bad.
但加尔文 他... Like, Calvin, he can be like...
他可能有点混蛋 但... Yeah, he could be like, whatever, but...
他让我做自己 He lets me be who I wanna be.
做我想做的事 Do what I want.
只要我屁股没变太肥就行 Just so long as my ass don't get too big.
拿着这个 Here. Take that.
把它放你房间里什么的 Just keep it in your room or something.
也许你会睡得更好 Maybe you'll sleep better.
看 泽尔伍德 我赢了 Look, Zellwood! I win, bitch.
我没看到任何泽尔伍德的标志 I didn't see any signs for Zellwood.
不 你看到了 你一定看到了 Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
-你直接开过去了 -我没看到任何标志 - You just passed it up. - I didn't see any signs.
-不 你看到了 -我没看到任何标志 - Yes, you did. - I didn't see any signs.
如果有标志 And if there was a sign,
语音导航会提醒 但她没有 the GPS lady would've said it, and she didn't.
你没听到是因为这没信号 You didn't hear it because there's no service.
我们到奥卡拉之后怎么办 What's the plan anyway, when we get to Ocala?
我们到底怎么找韦恩 How the hell do we find Wayne?
顺着血迹找就好了 I'm sure there'll be a trail of blood.
兄弟 你得乐观点 Man, you gotta think positive.
我很早就认识韦恩的妈妈 You know, I knew Wayne's mom back in the day.
她嫁给韦恩的爸爸时没从夫姓 She kept her name when she married Wayne's dad.
为什么 What was it?
她很不修边幅 She was off.
她...她真的有点放荡 I mean, she was... She was really kind of scattered.
但有双美腿 Great legs, though.
别告诉我你想泡韦恩的妈妈 Please don't tell me you trying to hit Wayne's mom.
拜托 别瞎操心 她不是我喜欢的类型 All right, don't worry. She's not my type.
那你喜欢什么类型 Then what type is your type?
我只约 确切来说 只想约 I only date, or better, want to date
黑人女性 black women.
真的吗 For real?
你从没和白人约过会吗 You never dated a white woman before?
当然没有 拜托 Oh, no, thank you.
这算种族歧视吗 Is that racist?
算吧 I think.
但也算好的那种歧视 对吧 But it is a good racist, right?
我得想起她的名字 I gotta remember what her name was.
她叫什么名字 What was her name?
好像是爱尔兰的一个姓 The last name was something Irish.
麦吉尼斯 McGuinness?
小心那条狗 Whoa! Watch out for the dog!
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
狗在哪 Where's the dog?
不 No. No.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
我没事 Yeah, it's cool.
你不用担心我 我很好 You don't have to worry about me, I'm good.
又来 Not again!
你的安全气囊应该不太好使吧 I guess your airbags don't work, huh?
你他妈在干什么 What the fuck you doing?
谁让你这么干的 Anyone ask you to do that?
没有 但她本来是要你做的 No, but she asked you to
而你没有 所以 and you didn't, so...
你看到那个臭小子干了什么吗 You see what that fucking kid did?
短吻鳄又在邻居的草坪上拉屎了吗 The alligator shit on the neighbor's lawn again?
不是 另一个臭小子 No, the other fucking kid.
不知道 怎么了 No. What?
他给你的蜡烛装了架子 He hung up some shelves for your fucking candle crap
在我的电视房里 In my fucking TV room.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
挺贴心的 对吧 That's kinda sweet, huh?
在我他妈的电视房里 莫琳 In my fucking TV room, Maureen.
你要我叫他帮你挂电视吗 You want me to ask him to hang your TV?
我的天哪 Jesus fucking Christ.
别惹我 Don't you fuck with me.
我就开个玩笑 加尔文 至于么 I was just playing with you, Calvin. Christ.
他得走 He needs to go.
拜托 加尔 Come on, Cal...
拜托 他才刚来 Come on, he just got here.
所以呢 你他妈要... Then what? Are you gonna fucking...
养着他吗 莫琳 take care of the kid, Maureen?
那时我太年轻了 I was young then.
现在可以做出些改变了 Things could be different now.
你现在想当个好妈妈了是吧 You gonna be a good little fucking mommy now?
把他带到这里 Bring him into the fucking house?
让他搬到我他妈的电视房里 Move him into my fucking TV room?
对不起 但是... I'm sorry, but, uh...
不管这对你来说有多不方便 Regardless of how inconvenient this might be for you,
他怎么说也是我的亲骨肉 he's still my fucking kid.
我才是这个家的金主 I pay the bills.
你那什么蜡烛熏香的鬼生意 Your part-time candlewick fucking bullshit
根本就不够养活他 或你自己 ain't enough to support you or him.
我给你两条路 So, you got two fucking choices.
让他赶紧卷铺盖走人 Get him the fuck out of here
否则你就跟他一起滚蛋 or you get the fuck out of here with him.
我上辈子真是造孽了 I'm goddamn cursed.
我还救什么韦恩 I'm on a mission to save Wayne.
我才是丧门星 Somebody should be saving him from me!
记得《终结者2》的那个场景吗 Remember that scene in Terminator 2
由詹姆斯·卡梅隆执导的科幻动作片 讲述了两位正邪机器人为相同目标展开了一场生死搏斗的故事
孩子们前一刻还在游乐场玩得不亦乐乎 when all the innocent kids are on the playground
后一秒核弹爆炸把一切都夷为了平地 and then this nuclear bomb detonates into a wave of hellfire
无人生还 and just scorches everyone
全世界都只剩灰烬和尸骨 and everything into ash and skeletons?
我就是那枚核弹 I'm the nuclear bomb in Terminator 2.
我一无所有 I got nothing left.
你是AAA汽车协会会员吗 Hey, you got AAA?
美国一汽车协会 已有超过一世纪的历史
不是 Nope.
那证书早作废了 That expired a long time ago.
刚才是你吗 Was that you?
啊 Huh?
是你叫的吗 That wasn't you?
不是 No, man.
狗狗 狗狗 你在哪 Hey, doggy, doggy, doggy.
♪Nice Girl -Eddie Hinton♪
*从前有个好姑娘* *It was a nice girl*
*镇上的人都喜欢她* *And they loved her In the town*
*多么好的女孩呀* *She was a nice girl*
*但却总有一种人* *But there always Is the kind of man*
*喜欢对好姑娘指手画脚* *Likes to teach a nice girl What he can...*
你得走了 It's time for you to go.
还以为我们是朋友呢 Thought we was friends.
你吓着这些妈妈了 You're skeeving out the moms.
而比白人女性更义愤填膺的人 The only thing worse than an angry white woman
就是带孩子的白人女性 is an angry white woman with a baby.
我可不能因为你丢了工作 I ain't losin' my job over this.
快点 赶紧走吧 Come on, now, be cool.
我不想押着你出去 I don't want to have to escort you from the premises.
别他妈碰老娘 Don't fucking touch me!
你现在必须离开了 Oh! You gotta go now.
*但却总有一种人* *But there always Is the kind of man*
*喜欢对好姑娘指手画脚* *Likes to teach a nice girl What he can...*
孩子 Little girl!
*她是个好姑娘* *She was a nice girl*
你他妈居然敢在泳池里撒尿 Did you just piss in my motherfucking pool?
你个小屁孩死定了 I'll fuck you for this.
等我抓到你... Wait till I catch you...
我听到嘭嘭的声音 I heard all this pounding
还以为雷吉又不小心把自己锁厕所里了呢 and I thought Reggie locked himself in the bathroom again.
很开心能看到终于有人 Glad to see that somebody's actually
在这里干干活了 doing some work around here. What!
只是做我该做的而已 Just tryin' to do my part.
别谦虚了 看着真不错呢 Come on, this actually looks really good.
真好 Yeah.
明天是...这个月第三个星期四 So, tomorrow's the, uh, third Thursday of the month,
在坦帕有个跳蚤市场 and I've got this big swap meet in Tampa
我得做足准备 that I gotta get ready for.
我可以帮忙 I could help you with it.
不不不 我自己可以的 Oh, no, no. No, no, it's okay. It's okay.
你做得够多了 You've done enough.
在这里帮上了很多忙 You've done so much around here.
我得把色情款和正常款区分一下 Uh, I just gotta separate the erotic from the non-erotic.
"乳头味"是什么味道 What does "Nipple" Smell like?
桃子味 Smells like peach.
其实都是桃子味 You know, they're all just peach.
我得... Yeah, I just, um...
我得找找我的发带 I gotta find my ribbons.
我还得...还得开始 You know, okay, and I gotta start
开始装车 所以... loading up the car. So, you know...
-你是生气了吗 -什么 - Are you mad? - What?
因为我把蜡烛都拆开了 That I unpacked the candle stuff?
没有 我怎么会生气呢 No. No. I'm not mad.
我就是...就是得收拾收拾走了 It's gotta, you know... I just gotta get moving, is all.
你什么时候回来 When you comin' back?
我... Yeah, um...
事情是这样的 So, that's the thing.
我走了 你也不能留在这了 When I go, you gotta go, too.
你不会... Did you...
你不会真以为你能一直住这吧 You thought you was gonna like "Stay here" Stay here?
如果这房子是我自己的 那倒没什么 Okay, yeah. I mean, if it was my house, of course, sure.
但你知道 房子是加尔文的 But, you know, it's Calvin's,
所以我也做不了主 so I don't really have that kind of a say.
再说了 你也不想在这久留的吧 Plus, uh, I think you don't really wanna stay here, right?
我... You know, I don't...
这个家我说了不算 I don't make the decisions, honey.
明白吗甜心 我做不了主 Okay, sweetie? I don't make those decisions.
不要再那样叫我了 You shouldn't call me that no more.
你当时跟那女孩一起走就好了 对吧 Maybe you should've gone after that girl, huh?
你何必在乎这些呢 What do you care?
反正你也不喜欢她 You didn't even like her.
你俩应该很有共同语言 Should be best friends, though.
毕竟都那么喜欢抛弃别人 Seeing how you both like taking off on everybody.
我曾经想过很多 I've thought a lot about
如果一切重来 情况会有什么不同 what woulda happened, okay, if things had been different.
但你爸爸从没来找过我 But your dad never came after me.
可能因为他没有车吧 Maybe 'cause he didn't have a car.
别这样 天哪 Come on, Jesus!
韦恩 别这样 你在干嘛 Oh, Wayne... Come on, what are you doing?
求求你住手吧 没必要这样 Stop it, please! It doesn't have to be like this.
求你了 Come on!
我受不了了 Oh. God damn it.
你知道吗 你俩简直是一个模子刻出来的 You know what? You're all fucking the same.
有其父必有其子 我无话可说 You're all the same. I got nothing to say to this.
我就知道你是个贼 I knew you was a fucking red-hander.
我告诉你 这是个好迹象 I'm tellin' ya. This is a sign.
你开不成车的好迹象吗 Yeah, a sign you can't drive.
我们一定会找到韦恩的 我有预感 We're gonna find Wayne. I can feel it.
不知道你发现了没 奥兰多 I don't know if you've noticed, Orlando,
我看待事情的态度 but I have a tendency to see
总是比较悲观消极 things in a generally hopeless and dreadful,
"杞人忧天"的那种类型 "Cup half-full of shit" Type of way.
但"面包总是抹黄油那面着地"的日子 But gone are the days of my bread
已经一去不返了 falling buttered-side down.
我强烈感觉到我们正向希望的曙光驶去 I feel like we're actually driving towards something.
驶什么驶 车都拉走了 Driving towards what? Car is holed up.
别揣着明白装糊涂 就是个修辞手法 You know what I'm saying. Moving towards something.
我觉得狗狗也能感觉到 对吧狗狗 I think the dog feels it, too. Ain't you, boy?
你要给它起什么名字 What are you gonna name it?
还要按字母表来吗 Is it gonna start with an "A" Like all the other ones?
不 这次要尝试些不一样的 No, I'm gonna try something different this time.
可以用食物命名 松饼 甜甜圈 I like food names. Muffin. Donut.
麦乐鸡 McNugget.
我哥哥的猫就叫法吉它 My brother's cat name is Fajita.
墨西哥一种卷饼
麦克纳尔蒂 这是韦恩妈妈的名字 McNulty! That's Wayne's mom's name.
莫琳·麦克纳尔蒂 Maureen McNulty!
我怎么能把这茬忘了 How could I forget that?
-莫琳·麦克纳尔蒂 -莫琳·麦克纳尔蒂 - Maureen McNulty. - Maureen McNulty.
佛罗里达 奥卡拉 Ocala, Florida.
我们得找个电话簿 We gotta find a phone book.
电话簿是什么 What's a phone book?
这都不知道 Seriously?
电话簿是用来找人的啊 It's the thing you use to find people.
你说的是这个吗 我已经找到她的住址了 Do you mean this? I already got her address.
还有她的交易网账号 And her Etsy.
显然她是做什么性感熏香蜡烛的 Apparently, she makes sexy candles or some shit.
好神奇 Oh, man.
我们会找到你的 莫琳 We're gonna find you, Maureen.
二十五美元 Twenty-five dollars.
这是什么钱 For what?
改签费 Departure change fee.
老娘没有二十五美元 I don't fucking have 25 bucks.
同病相怜 没钱的滋味不好受呀 Neither do I. Sucks, doesn't it?
下一位 Next.
奥卡拉公共汽车售票口
需要车费
我现在可以买票 I can call a lift right now.
但我怀疑司机不会让身上有虱子的狗上车 But I doubt that they're gonna let that flea-infested dog in their car.
如果不让 我就说 Well, if they don't, I'll just tell them
这是我的精神抚慰犬 it's my emotional-support animal,
要还不行 and if they still don't,
老子就告他们歧视流浪动物 I'll just fucking sue them for discrimination.
他们不能... They can't, you know...
黛尔·卢切蒂 Del Luccetti?
我在这呢 我在这呢 Okay, I got ya. I got ya.
等下 Wait.
你他妈是我校长 You're my fucking principal.
是的 Yes, I am.
这场景太诡异了 That's fucking weird.
你知道我有多烦 You know how sick I am
听你那狗爹的故事吗 of hearing stories about your fucking dad?
你妈妈 Your momma,
总是喝酒喝到一半 she starts sucking on that box of wine
然后突然 and all the sudden
又开始滔滔不绝讲起韦恩·麦卡洛的传奇故事 it's the fucking Legend of Wayne McCullough hour.
我有什么好吃醋的 What the fuck do I have to be jealous of?
天天有屁股可以操 She's up here givin' me that ass.
而你爹呢 你知道的 And he's, well, you know...
他没骗你 He ain't lying.
我们卧室是挨着的 Our rooms are right next to each other.
通宵达旦 All fucking night.
但我不需要任何人来这里 But if you think I need any more reminders
提醒我那个混蛋的存在 of that piece of shit coming around here,
在我的电视房搞破坏 fucking with my fucking TV room!
还试图偷走我的车 Trying to jack my fucking ride.
来 咖啡仔 Come here, coffee boy.
没错 Oh, yeah.
别像个活蛆似的 Stop fucking moving.
好好闻闻这蜡烛是什么味道 Let's see how this fucking smells.
爽 Ooh! Yeah!
别动来动去的 Yeah. Hold the fuck still!
什么... What the...
-什么 -谁他妈来了 - What? - Who the fuck is that?
这个国家越来越堕落了 This whole country's going to shit.
不许动 Don't go nowhere.
不管你来这推销什么 Whatever shit you're selling,
我要么不需要 要么已经有了 I don't need it or I already got it.
盖勒警司 来自布罗克顿警局 Sergeant Geller. Brockton Mass. Police Department.
俩小子走得还挺远 You're a long way from your shit-hole.
你一定就是加尔文·克莱 You must be Calvin Clay.
两次蓄意破坏同一辆休闲车构成重罪 Two counts of felony vandalism to an RV.
三次故意伤害罪 Three counts of aggravated assault...
数次公共场合小便 其中一次是在酸奶店 Several counts of public urination. One at a yogurt shop.
他们说我的优惠券过期了 去他妈的 They said my coupon was expired, so fuck 'em.
我们在找一个叫韦恩·麦卡洛的男孩 We're looking for a boy named Wayne McCullough.
他是莫琳·麦卡洛的儿子 Son of Maureen McCullough.
你女朋友的儿子 Your girlfriend.
你女友也是一辆1979年款金色庞蒂亚克火鸟的车主 She's the registered owner of a 1979 gold Trans Am.
那辆 That one.
我逗你玩呢 韦恩·麦卡洛嘛 I'm just fucking with you. Wayne McCullough!
我认识那混蛋 I know that motherfucker.
是啊 他... Yeah, he's...
他正在这附近闲逛[挂着] He's hanging around here somewhere.
妈的 Fuck.
雷吉 Reggie.
拜拜了 傻逼 Adios, motherfucker.
你先请 After you.
带上你的家伙 再准备辆后备箱容量大的车 Get your boys. And a car with a bigger trunk.
谢谢你借我衬衫 Thanks for the shirt.
不用谢 All good.
我不能再这么做了[我吃不下了] I can't do this anymore.
狗会把剩菜吃掉 The dog will eat the leftovers.
去他妈的狗 我吃 Fuck the dog. I'll eat 'em.
我说的不是这个 I'm not talking about that.
我想回家 I wanna go home.
这是个自由国度 但我得救回我兄弟 Well, it's a free country, but I gotta save my boy.
然后呢 把他带回布罗克顿吗 And what? Bring him back to Brockton?
他在那里已经无所眷恋了 There's nothin' there for him.
有啊 Yes, there is.
我是说 他的确被学校劝退了 I mean, sure, he got kicked out of school,
他家的房子也烧毁了 and his house burned down,
他爸也死了 and his dad is dead.
跟着房子一起烧没了 Burned up in that house that he burned down.
但他还有我们 But he's got us.
是啊 确实 Yes, he does.
他想和他妈妈在一起 He wants to be with his mom.
听着 韦恩身处险境 Look, Wayne's in danger.
你爸一心想要复仇 Ya pops is all hopped up on vengeance.
还有你那两个疯子哥哥 And them crazy bat-swinging brothers of yours, well...
不用担心 Don't worry.
只要韦恩和他妈在一起 As long as Wayne's with his ma,
就没人会找他麻烦 nobody's fucking with him.
那就是个白种垃圾的堡垒 That place is like a white trash fortress
都是瘾君子和鳄鱼 of meth-heads and crocodiles.
没人愿意到那去 Nobody's getting in there.
他不需要我们 He doesn't need us.
谁也不需要 Any of us.
你们能带我回家吗 Can you just take me home?
拜托了 Please.
你确定要这么做吗 You're certain you want to do this, huh?
确定 Yeah, I wanna do this.
如果我们真的要开打 If we're really gonna do this...
可不能弄脏了我的汤美·巴哈马[衬衫] No need to sully our Tommy Bahamas.
你会后悔的 伙计 You're gonna fucking regret this, man.
后悔是件趣事 不是吗 Regret's a funny thing, isn't it?
九三年的夏天 You know, in the summer of '93,
我在泰国教英语 I taught English overseas in Thailand.
在那里我偶然坠入爱河 A place where I would unexpectedly fall in love.
他叫阿纳鲁克 His name was Anaruk.
我们爱得深沉 It was a deep love,
从那以后 我再没体会过那种程度的爱恋 the likes of which I've never again experienced.
不幸的是 那份爱并没有受到重视 Unfortunately, that love would be taken for granted,
他把莫须有的罪名嫁祸于我 as he set me up for a crime I did not commit.
导致我在「撒旦之枕」蹲了817天 A crime that cost me 817 days on Satan's Pillow,
那是个残忍的泰国监狱 a brutal Thai prison.
听着 伙计 Look, man,
你在异国他乡有些奇特的同志情事 you had some queer experience in another country.
那又怎样 我也蹲过监狱 Big fucking deal. I did time, too.
算你走运 蹲的不是我那种监狱 Lucky for you, not the kind I did.
大屠杀
我很抱歉 母亲
为了在那种恐惧中 In order to survive the horrors
以及孔普雷监狱一样的残酷暴力中存活下来 and the ultra-violence of a murder-hole like Klong Prem,
你只能搏斗 you had to fight,
大部分情况都要搏斗至死 oftentimes to the death.
我在那里学到了自己的人生信条 It's there I learned my mantra,
"从过去的懊悔中汲取经验 而非沉溺其中" "To regret deeply is to live afresh."
梭罗曰 Thoreau.
所以除非你改主意了 年轻人 So, unless you've had a change of heart, son,
我们就开始吧 let's begin the unfortunates.
我来付 I got this.
好了 这样很好 All right. Well, this is good.
我们在做正确的事 We're doing the right thing.
韦恩找到了他妈 我们找到了你 Wayne found his mom. We found you.
我找到了这个小毛球 我们都很幸运 I found this little fuzzball. We're all very lucky.
我就叫你"好运"吧 You know what? I'm gonna call you "Lucky."
我就叫你"好运" Huh? I'm going to call you "Lucky."
好运好像想要方便了 所以 Well, Lucky looks like he's gotta lift his leg or something, so,
我先去结账 来吧 伙计 I'm gonna pay this bill. Come on, buddy.
来吧 好运 Come on, Lucky.
对好运来说是否好运 Jury's still out on whether or not
还不知道呢 that's going to be lucky for Lucky.
他生来克狗 这事说来话长 He kills dogs. It's a whole thing.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我没在想他 闭嘴 I wasn't thinking about him. Shut up.
听着可不像 Sound like you are.
你和韦恩是怎么认识的 How'd you guys meet? Wayne.
我卖他饼干来着 I sold him some cookies.
你就是"饼干妹"本妹呀 So, you're "Cookies."
你大老远来这鬼地方干什么 Why'd you come all the way to this shit-hole?
我以为韦恩没朋友的 I didn't think Wayne had any friends.
我和韦恩是老交情了 Oh. Me and Wayne go way back.
我惹到些人 他们要打断我的胳膊 I pissed off some dudes who were gonna break my arms.
但我老谋深算 But being a plan-hatching motherfucker,
雇了附近最疯狂的混蛋来保护我 I hired the craziest dude in town to watch my back.
那之后不久 Shortly after that,
他来找我帮忙 he came to me to return the favor.
你懂电脑吧 You know how to do computers?
在电子设备面前 韦恩就像个原始人 Wayne's just like a caveman when it comes to anything electronic.
他是"沉睡野人" He's like Encino Man.
没错 Right?
让我把故事讲完 Anyways, let me tell you the story.
韦恩发现有个孩子因为一段视频 Wayne found this kid was being blackmailed
被敲诈勒索了 所以他来找我 with a video, so he came to me.
我们很快就找到了那家伙 We found the guy pretty quick.
排查了他所有的设备 Went through all his shit to make sure
确保那视频被删干净了 the video was deleted for good.
云盘里没了 手机里没了 笔记本也是 都没了 It's gone from the Cloud, all his phones, laptops, everything.
我们可以走了 We should be good to go.
不 求你了 不要 No. No, please, no!
那视频里有什么 What the hell was on that video?
某个女孩的妈妈 Some girl's mother.
她当时正在穿鞋 She was trying to put her shoe on,
结果跌倒了 糟透了 falling down, it's all fucked up.
她嗑嗨了 还喝醉了 High, drunk, cracked out...
看着挺难受的 Pretty sad shit, really.
每周二十块 小婊子 Twenty bucks a week, bitch.
否则你妈就火了 Or your ma goes viral.
快点给钱 Come on. Pay up.
我的天 Holy shit.
"敲诈妹"和"饼干妹"都是你啊 You're "Blackmail" And "Cookies"?
老天 Damn.
那韦恩算是照顾你好多年了 Wayne's been looking after you for, like, years.
我家韦恩 My boy Wayne.
你干了什么 What did you do?
我啥都没干 I didn't do shit.
来啊 Come on!
混蛋 Fucker!
傻逼 Motherfucker!
不 No!
混蛋 Motherfucker!
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
躺下别动 Stay down.
谢谢 Thanks.
我给了你第二次机会 I gave you a second chance.
不会有第三次了 You won't get a third.
你被捕了 You're under arrest.
《韦恩》 下集预告 Next on Wayne...
你在逗我吗 Are you kidding me?
他到底在哪 Where the fuck is he?
那个被你抛弃的儿子 You know, the son you abandoned?
他被捕了 在警局 He got arrested. He's at the police station.
佛罗里达警方同意将你 Florida police have agreed to transport you
移送回布罗克顿 前提是你要合作 back to Brockton if you'll co-operate.
那里已经没什么我眷恋的了 There ain't nothing there for me no more.
我来提我的1979款庞蒂亚克火鸟 I'd like to get my 1979 Trans Am.
它现在被扣留为证据 It is now impound evidence.
正在被运回马萨诸塞州布罗克顿 It's being shipped back to Brockton, Massachusetts.
走啊 小猫 快点 Go ahead, little pussycat. Come on.
哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, man,
那些野兽没有经过训练 会有人受伤的 those animals ain't trained. People can get hurt.
告诉它要用力 Tell her you gotta push.
怎么说 我又不会说狗语 How? I don't know how to speak dog.
怎么回事 What's happening?
来吧 混蛋 Let's do this, bitch!