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我们也得睡觉啊 We gotta sleep too!
后期 Sherlockkkkk
啥 Huh?
我屁股疼 My ass hurts!
啥 Huh?
总监 Sherlockkkkk
我屁股疼 My ass hurts.
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操 Fuck!
欢迎来到罗得岛州 海洋之州
你知道我们早晚要睡觉的吧 We're sleeping at some point, right?
一会差不多就能睡了 We should probably sleep soon!
废腿一条 Dead fucking leg.
操 Fuck.
这是 It's, uh...
给你垫屁股的 for your butt.
这都是啥 What's all this shit?
早餐 Breakfast.
我做了...早餐 I made, um, breakfast.
不错 再吃一次狗逼肉条我就吐了 Good. 'Cause I ain't eating that goddamned jerky again.
-谢了 -客气 - Thanks. - Welcome.
鸡肉吗 This chicken?
兔肉 No, rabbit.
-再他妈说一遍 -兔肉 - What the fuck'd you say? - Well, rabbit.
我见了你的大头鬼 韦恩 What the fuck, Wayne?
韦恩 第一季 第二集
第二章
不要牧师
马萨诸塞州 布拉克顿
布拉克顿警署 建立于1821年
史蒂芬·盖勒警司
好的 Okay, uh...
好 Okay.
警司 我们有点情... Hey, Sarge, we got a pro...
-等一下 我没有... -没事 - But, wait now, I wasn't... - No,
大家都是男人 警司 it's the most natural thing there is, Sarge.
不用解释 我懂的 Don't say nothing. I understand.
-听我讲 杰伊... -有时候性致来了 - Listen to me, Jay... - I go to the Evidence Room
我就去物证室撸一发 when I wanna handle mine, so...
-别说了 杰伊 -给老二做做伸展运动... - Stop, Jay. - I just stretched outta my gourd...
杰伊! Jay!
我刚刚只是在检查 I was checking myself...
有没有得癌症 for cancer.
你得癌症了 警司 You got cancer, Sarge?
没有 我没那么说 杰伊 No, I didn't say that, Jay.
我姑姑琳达刚刚得了癌症 My Aunt Linda just had cancer.
悲剧重演了 我心态崩了 I can't go through this twice.
-听我说 杰伊 -这个世界太疯狂了 - Listen to me, Jay. - This world is a nightmare.
-癌症都他妈成家常了 -杰伊 杰伊 - It's a goddamn nightmare. - Jay. Jay!
你能不能 Will you please just...
解释一下刚才风风火火闯进来干什么 explain to me why you burst in here like that?
抱歉 Sorry.
博比·卢切蒂在大门口 Well, Bobby Luccetti's out front.
你知道他这混蛋 变着法地给人使坏 You know that guy, he's a prick eight fucking ways.
长话短说 他说有个小混混去他家里 Long story short, he says some kid came to his house
袭击了他和他俩儿子 and assaulted him and his boys in their own home,
也许还绑架了他女儿 and maybe kidnapped his daughter.
据掌握的情况看 他女儿可能是和那个小混混一起跑了 Now, for all we know, she could've ran off with the kid.
但不管怎么说 她才十五岁 所以情况不妙 But, either way, she's 15, so, we have a situation.
你知道我刚才没在自慰吧 Now, you know I wasn't masturbating, right?
所以我们都跑这么远了 So, uh, here we are.
是啊 Yeah.
奶子
-想好喝什么了吗 -嗯 - You guys know what you wanna drink? - Yes.
咖啡吧 Uh, coffee.
才多大就喝咖啡 Coffee? How old are you?
不知道 你多大 I don't know, how old are you?
就想告诉你 你们这个年龄喝咖啡还太早 Well, you're a little young to be drinking coffee, is all.
你这个年龄戴颈链也太装嫩 And you're a little old to be wearing that choker, is all.
但我们要的就是随心所欲 对吧 特蕾西 But the heart wants what the heart wants, right, Tracey?
咖啡 你呢 Coffee. You?
咖啡 Coffee.
谢啦 特蕾西 Thank you, Tracey.
我要吃华夫饼 I'm gonna get waffles.
-好吃吗 -华夫饼吗 - Is it good? - Waffles?
嗯 好吃吗 Yeah. Are they good?
-华夫饼都没吃过吗 -没有 - You ain't never had a goddamn waffle? - I don't think, no.
活见鬼了 你是"沉睡野人"吗 Jesus fuck. You're like "Encino Man."
1992年由莱斯·梅菲尔德导演的美国喜剧电影
-那是啥 -电影 - What's that? - It's a movie.
别跟我说电影你都没看过 You've seen a movie before, right?
-看过一次 -好 - Yeah, I've seen a movie. - All right.
这部电影是讲一个《指环王》里演过霍比特人的男的 Well, this one is where the Hobbit guy from "Lord of the Rings"
电影中虚构的身材矮小的种族
在冰层里发现了一个冻成标本的洞穴人 finds a caveman frozen in ice
他把洞穴人给解冻复活了 and then he unfreezes him back alive,
但是他是个洞穴人 所以他不懂 but he's a caveman, so he doesn't know
现代社会的任何事情 what anything in the modern world is,
所以霍比特男就教他怎么滑板什么的 so the Hobbit guy teaches him how to, like, skateboard and shit.
《指环王》是什么 What's "Lord of the Rings"?
我彻底服气了 Shit's sake.
跟我一起过一遍案情吧 All right, walk me through the incident, please.
史蒂芬·盖勒警司
好 一个小混混 大概十六七岁 Okay. Kid, I don't know, 16, 17 years old,
闯进我的家 breaks into my fucking house.
袭击了我俩儿子 And he assaults my boys over there,
毁了好好的一个电视 busts up a perfectly good Zenith,
还他妈咬掉了我鼻子 and he bites off my fucking nose.
-老天爷 -是啊 - Jesus. - Yeah.
现在鬼知道这个小混蛋 And now, this little cocksucker
带我女儿去了哪里 is out God knows where
做了什么 with my daughter doing God knows fucking what.
那可不太妙 Well, this is not good.
还用说 大侦探 No shit, Sherlock.
喂 你到底打不打算调查这事了 Look, are you gonna put somebody on this or what?
因为我之前看「日界线」的时候 Because I was watching "Dateline"
美国NBC新闻杂志节目
听说失踪后的前四十八小时 and they said that the first 48 hours
最至关重要什么的 are the most critical or some shit like that.
有了 Bingo.
有了什么 什么有了 有进展吗 Bingo what? What bingo? You got something?
生活中经常有意想不到的事情发生 Life throws unexpected things our way.
不过如果我们坚持自我勇敢前行... But if we stay on course and be brave...
怎么回事 How in the world...
我向你保证 卢切蒂先生 You have my word, Mr. Luccetti.
一定会找到你的狗的 I'll find your dog.
-狗 -那是我们的亲妹妹 - Dog? - That's our sister.
老子上这找闺女来了 给我扯什么狗呢 This is my fucking daughter we're talking about.
一切都会好起来的 Everything will be okay.
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我信了你奶奶的老花镜的邪了 Oh, heinous motherfucker!
所以他是昨天死的吗 So he died, like, yesterday?
嗯 Yeah.
那你不打算回去 参加葬礼什么的吗 Well, are you gonna, like, go back for the funeral or whatever?
不 No.
不回去了 I don't think so.
难道你不想 那个 Don't you wanna, like, I don't know,
给他穿上寿衣 dress him up in a suit?
请个牧师祈个祷什么的吗 Have some priest say some shit about God and stuff?
我一把火连他带房子一起烧了 I poured gasoline on the house and him and lit it on fire.
行吧 Okay.
那就不要牧师了 No priest then.
所以 So, uh...
-那辆车 -我爸那辆吗 - This car... - My dad's car?
不 外面写着"奶子"那辆 No, the one outside with tits on it.
当然是让你大半夜 The one you dragged me outta my house
把我拽出家门一起去找的那辆 in the middle of the night to go get.
它在佛罗里达吗 It's in Florida?
-嗯 我确定 -你确定 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. - You're pretty sure?
你知道我们要去哪里吧 But you know where we're going, right?
你有地址的吧 Like, you have an address?
嗯 城市 城镇什么的 Well, the city. Or town. Yeah.
我要上厕所 I gotta go to the bathroom.
棉条
傻逼机器给点力啊 Come on, you piece of shit.
韦恩 Wayne!
快过来 Come here.
-怎么了 -你得帮我买点棉条 - What's the matter? - I need you to buy me some tampons.
我... I, uh...
不知道棉条是啥对吧 野人 You don't know what a tampon is, right, Encino Man?
我知道那是啥 Yeah, yes, I know what one is.
那就好 平常我自己会装着一些 Okay, great. I normally would've packed some,
这次给忘了 but I guess I forgot.
所以麻烦你 去街对面商店给我买点 So, I'm gonna please need you to go across the store and buy me some.
我还要几条裤子 运动裤 And some pants. Sweatpants.
好的 我会... Yeah, I'll...
我只剩下身上穿的了 These are my only pants and
现在我下面跟他妈《电锯惊魂》案发现场似的 they currently look like a fucking "Saw" Movie.
磨蹭什么 韦恩 赶紧去啊 Oh, for shit's sake, Wayne, just go.
欢迎光临健康小店 Welcome to Health Rite...
随便看看 Just looking.
那款润滑油是我的最爱 That lube is my favorite.
给妈妈还是给妹妹买 For your ma or your sister?
一个女生 Uh, a girl.
女...朋友 Girl... friend.
她是个女的 She's a girl.
希望她是个女的 不然也没法用 I hope so, or else, those won't work.
没事的 It's okay.
有多严重 So, how bad is it?
-什么 -她的例假 - Huh? - Her period?
知道她什么情况才能选到合适的 I need to know if you wanna bring back the right ones.
她说像《电锯惊魂》 Uh, she said it was like a "Saw" Movie.
那就买超长加厚款 Super plus it is.
谢谢 Thanks.
你现在都不回我短信了是吗 You don't answer my texts now?
我工作的时候不能回复 你知道的 I can't text you at work. You know that.
少骗我了 Don't lie to me.
你瞅啥呢 What are you looking at?
对着别人家女朋友打飞机去 Go jerk off to someone else's girlfriend.
走吧 孩子 Go ahead, kid.
没事的 It's all right.
听好了 臭婊子 Listen to me, you fucking bitch.
听好了 你个小贱... Listen to me, you fucking...
看着我 Look at me!
那个自行车锁我也要了 I'll also take that bike lock,
还有铝球棍 and that aluminum bat.
小兔崽子就给我等死吧你 I'll fucking kill you! You motherfucker!
别砸我的宝贝车啊 No, not my bike! My baby!
求你了 Please!
我想把这根球棒退了 I'd like to return this bat.
黛尔 是我 韦恩 Del. It's me. Wayne.
我买回来了 I have the...
你要的那个 things.
黛尔 Del?
她应该不会回来了 孩子 I don't think she's comin' back, kid.
-再来点咖啡吗 -不了 - More coffee? - No.
老天爷啊 孩子 Fuck! Shit! Holy shit! Kid!
-妈呀 你不疼吗 -疼 - Fuck! Didn't that hurt? - Yes.
你是突然不喜欢咖啡了还是怎么的 You don't like coffee all of a sudden or somethin'?
咖啡是我喝过最难喝的东西 I haven't tasted anything worse than coffee.
你刚还喝掉三杯呢 But you drank three cups earlier.
见鬼 Oh, shit.
你是爱上那个小贱人了 You got it bad for that bitch.
虽然我是一点也喜欢不上那个小婊子 As much as I don't like that cooz...
好吧 Okay.
你们俩平常吵架的时候 Does she have a place she runs off to
她有没有什么常去的地方 when you guys fight like this?
她喜欢花或者首饰吗 She into flowers or jewelry?
我不是本地人 I'm not from around here.
我昨天才认识她 I met her yesterday.
小伙子啊 Oh, shit, man.
行吧 一个青春期小女孩 独自一人 Okay, so, a girl that age, alone,
如果身上有钱的话 可能是回家了 probably heads home, if she got money on her.
这附近有个公交车站... There's a bus station just...
她就在那儿呢 Oh, she's right there.
这小东西居然偷了我的工作服 That bitch steal one of my smocks?
黛尔 Del.
-等等 -闭嘴 - Hey. - No.
-什么 -你抛下了我 - What? - You left me.
-我没有 -我等了一个小时 你抛下了我 - No, I didn't. - It's been an hour, you left me.
我给你买东西去了呀 Well, I went to the store to get your things,
正好有个家伙对女朋友很粗暴 所以 and there was a guy being mean to a lady, so...
-这家店吗 -不是 另一家 - At this store? - No, a different store.
我让你去的是这家 Well, I told you to go to this store.
-我去了 然后我又去了别家 -为什么 - I did, then I went to another store. - Why?
-我没法在前几家买 -前几家 - I couldn't buy 'em at the first ones. - Ones?
你到底去了几家 How many did you go to?
-三家 -三家 - Three. - Three?
为什么 Why?
因为很奇怪 好吗 'Cause it's weird, okay?
-对我来说 -奇怪 - For me. - Weird?
对你来说很奇怪 It's weird for you?
你能把我哥哥打到不省人事 你能... And you can lay my brothers out, you can...
你能把我爸的鼻子都咬下来 You can bite my dad's goddamn nose off,
你刚才还能给正义凛然 do whatever you did to that guy
打击不公 who was being mean to some lady.
顺便问一下 那家伙怎么样了 And how's he doing, by the way?
-不太好 -当然不太好 - Not good. - Yeah, not good. Of course he isn't.
这些事你都能做出来 You could do all that,
买俩棉条就这么费劲吗 but you can't buy me some fucking tampons?
不敢相信我居然跟着你跑到这来了 I cannot believe I came here with you.
-而且你都不知道我们要去哪儿 -黛尔 黛尔 - And you don't even know where the hell we're going! - Del, Del,
我们会找到地方的 we'll find it.
好吗 我保证 All right? I promise.
而且你到底是谁啊 Who even are you anyway?
都能把自己的家烧成灰 You burn your own house down.
还有这外套 And that jacket.
什么奇葩穿这种外套出门啊 What kind of weirdo wears that jacket?
这他妈是什么图案啊 I mean, what the fuck even is it?
鲨鱼和日式日出图吗 A shark in some sort of Japanese sunrise?
操 Shit!
你不能这么干 You shouldn't be doing that.
-偷东西 -闭嘴 - Stealing. - No!
少教我怎么做人 我好得很... You don't tell me who to be. I am fine...
你就不能动动吗 脑袋上顶个奶子 Will you move? I can't yell at you
让我怎么好好骂你 with those fucking tits over your head.
奶子
你知道吗 算了 You know what, fuck this.
别跟着我了 Don't follow me.
-找找有没有钱 -我在找了 在找了 - Look for some cash. - I'm looking, I'm looking.
好宝贝 Hot stuff.
这个看着不错哈 This looks cool, yeah.
帅 Sweet.
快跑 Run!
别杀我们 我有钱 Don't kill us, I have money.
我不杀人 I'm not gonna kill ya.
好的 Okay.
外套不错 兄弟 Sweet jacket, man.
拿走吧 Take it.
这么好 Sweet.
我看到你帐篷里的比基尼了 I saw that bikini in your tent.
你是带女孩子在这里搞吗 然后 Is that where you take the girls and, you know...
-杀了她们 -那是我女朋友的 - Kill them? - It's my girlfriend's.
前女友 Was.
我也交过一回女朋友 她十岁就发育了 I had a girlfriend once. Had tits when she was ten.
-兄弟 你是在说我的女朋友吗 -她先做的我女朋友 - Dude, are you talking about my girl? - She was my girl first.
是啊 然后她把你甩了 Yeah, and she dumped you.
所以你女朋友怎么了 So, what happened to your girl?
你们俩该走了 You guys should leave now.
你是不是求她不要走来着 You begged her to stay, right?
女孩都喜欢男人为她们而战 Because girls, they want you to fight for them.
你知道吧 You know?
她和我说别跟着她 所以我就没跟着了 She told me not to follow her, so I didn't.
不跟着怎么行 You have to follow 'em.
这离公交车站多远 How far is the bus station?
你没油了 我们本来想偷走来着 You're out of gas. We tried to steal your bike earlier.
但是走去公交站大概得三十分钟 But the station will take you, like, 30 minutes.
或者你从高尔夫球场抄近路 Or you cut through the golf course,
那边栅栏上有个洞 there's a hole in the fence,
这样最多只要十分钟 you'll be there in ten, tops.
不 别听他的 闭嘴杰米 No, do not listen to him. Jamie, shut it, man.
-为什么 -因为李·他娘的·默里 - Why? - Because Lee Fucking Murray.
李·他娘的·默里是谁 Who's Lee Fucking Murray?
李·他娘的·默里是这个高尔夫球场的看守 Lee Fucking Murray is the guy who protects the golf course.
-看守啥 -抄近路的小孩 - From what? - Kids who take shortcuts.
抄近路可以帮你省至少三十分钟 It cuts 30 minutes off your walk to school.
我听说他以前杀过一个小孩 I heard he killed a kid once.
谣言罢了 Rumors.
但他信奉撒旦 But he totes worships Satan.
我的建议是别去惹他 他可有枪 I'm saying don't, because he has a gun, okay?
-大错特错 -但你说了我应该为她而战 - Big mistake. - But you said I should fight for her.
天啊 他真要去 Holy shit, he's going.
我告诉你 别去 I'm telling you, don't do it.
真的 大错特错 Seriously, big mistake.
嘿 老兄 Hey, hombre.
李·他娘的·默里
此树是我栽 此处是我开 You on my grass.
胆敢从此过 就得吃顿挨 Now it's your ass.
把枪放下 Put it down.
我都要把你打穿了 小子 I'm about to light you up, boy.
你把他害死了 You got him fucking killed.
-走 走 走 -快跑 - Go, go, go! - Run!
天啊 Holy fuck.
操你妈 Fuck you.
下一个 Next.
我操 Fuck.
我操 Oh, fuck.
-我要休息 -休息个鬼 - I'm going on break. - The fuck you is.
里克还在冥想 Rick's still doin' his meditating.
有什么能为您效劳的吗 How can I help you?
一张去洛杉矶的车票 One ticket to Los Angeles.
为什么去加州 Why you going to California?
你为什么有好几份工作 缺钱嗑药了吗 Why you got so many jobs? Crack habit?
够了 开战 That's it. It's on.
请去隔壁窗口办理
特蕾西 Tracey!
希望你买了医疗保险 贱人 I hope you got Obamacare, bitch.
也希望你买了老年医保 老女人 Hope you got Medicare, you old fuck!
我在这干他妈什么呢 你也就是个鹅毛轻的小酒鬼 What the fuck am I doing? You're like 90 pounds soak...
小混蛋 Motherfucker.
你知道这是违法的吧 You know it's illegal, right?
还非法入侵 What you did, trespassing?
你自找的 活该 小毛头 You came at me, so this is on you, bitch!
所以你要继续开枪打我吗 Okay. So you gonna shoot me again?
这是岩盐 This is rock salt.
不是真子弹 These aren't real bullets.
所以管住你的嘴巴 So don't go around telling people!
那些是什么 And those are?
你真是个惹事鬼啊 伙计 You really fucked shit up for me, my dude.
因为这些子弹 'Cause, you know, these loads,
通常不能把人伤成你现在这样 they don't usually do what that one did to your face.
居然能把你打晕了 Knocking you out?
你肯定是被哪块大碎片射中了 I mean, you must have caught a big piece or something
因为这枪最多也就在一个家伙屁股上开了几个洞 because the worst I ever did is put a few ugly holes in an ass.
他妈的 What the fuck!
-我很不高兴 -我也是 - I'm fairly upset. - Me, too.
所以现在情况是这样 So here's what's up.
如果你嘴巴不严实 If you say anything to anybody,
我因为你 and something happens to me because of this,
进了局子什么的 law-wise or whatnot...
警告你 我下面可有人 I mean, I got boys.
他们会找到你家 And those motherfuckers will come to your house,
你家人 然后 your family, and then...
发生什么我可就管不了了 It's outta my hands.
他怎么还在这呢 Why is he still here?
我不是让你把他处理了吗 I thought I told you to take care of it.
那是凯拉 我的婆娘 That's Kyra. My old lady.
因为她是我女朋友 Both because she's my girlfriend,
而且差不多三十了 所以叫她婆娘 and the fact that she's, like, 30.
赶紧拉上你的臭嘴吧 Shut the fuck up.
我在你喜欢那地方给你买了蔬菜咖喱 I got you some veggie curry from that place you like.
她是个素食主义者 撒旦教徒 She's a vegan. And a Satanist.
那 为什么不执行计划 So? What happened to our plan?
我这小子应该明白了 I think he got the message.
你明白了 对吗 小子 I mean, you got the message, right, kid?
我们谈过这事了 不能让他走 We talked about this. We can't let him go.
宝贝 他会乖乖的 Baby, he's gonna be cool.
谁刚他妈从局子里出来 李 You just got that fucking bracelet off your ankle, Lee.
怎么 想吃监狱的伙食了 What, you wanna go back inside?
工作也不想要了是吧 Lose your goddamn job?
-他什么都不会说的 -"不会说的" - He's not going to say anything. - "Say anything."
看看他 Look at him.
看看他 像是个省事的主吗 Look at him. He's a goddamn kid.
你认为他父母会是 You think his parents are just gonna be like,
"低头闭嘴 "Oh, yeah, no questions asked,
赶紧把麦片吃完"那种人吗 just finish your fucking cereal."
你不怕他去医院 And then if he goes to the hospital
医生问他发生了什么 and the doctor asks him what happened?
-他看着也就十五岁 -十六 - He's like 15. - Sixteen.
-然后他就嚎啕大哭起来 -凯拉 - And he's gonna start bawling... - Kyra!
不 不行 No! No!
你答应过我的 You promised me.
你当着你妈的面发过誓 You swore to me in front of your fucking mother
我们要离开西部 that we were gonna go out West,
我们要把这里的烂事抛在脑后 we were gonna turn this shit around.
我们要参加「价格猜猜猜」 We were gonna play "The Price is Right,"
赢一大笔钱 Win a whole bunch of money,
重新开始 and start over.
我们应该再给他一次机会 We should give him another chance.
你他妈就这么想再给他一次机会吗 You wanna give him a fucking chance?
好 All right.
我们玩个游戏 We're gonna play a fucking game.
你的头发 Your hair.
谢谢 Thanks.
你父母在哪里 Where's your parents?
不知道 你父母呢 I don't know. Where's your parents?
我是孤儿 I don't have any.
寄养儿童 你有过这样的感受吗 Foster kid. You ever had to do that?
对我来说 试图去爱 It always felt like a job interview but,
就像面试工作 for, like, love or somethin'.
我真的努力了 努力取得好成绩 And I tried, you know? Get good grades.
努力打扮自己 努力听话 Look real pretty. Be good.
换了八个寄宿家庭后 我就决定了 去他妈的吧 Eight different families deep, I decide, fuck this.
我才不要在他们叫我滚之后灰溜溜离开 I'm gonna be the one to leave before they say, "Go."
他讨厌咖啡 He hates coffee.
-什么 -你男朋友 - What? - Your boyfriend.
我本想再给他倒一杯 I tried to pour him another cup
他那表现 就好像我在里面尿过似的 and he acted like I pissed in it.
他为了你生生喝下三杯 He choked down three cups for you.
少管闲事 Stay out of my business.
听着 我都四十... Listen. I'm forty...
一了 one.
我每两星期要换一份工作 I have a new job every two weeks
换男朋友也是来去如流水 and a new boyfriend every other.
在事态有可能好转之前 Just don't blow everything up
先别把一切都搞砸 before it has a chance to maybe be good.
我要来点冰淇淋 Oh, I'm getting ice cream.
布拉克顿警民交流日
-你啥都别想要 -但那是我自己的钱 老爸 - You ain't getting shit. - But, Dad, it's my own money.
你要是敢点冰淇淋 You order any ice cream,
我就在这停车场挖个坑就地把你埋了 I'm gonna bury you in this fucking parking lot.
这钱是用来买刮刮卡的 That money is for scratchers.
你找到我女儿了吗 You find my fucking daughter or what?
我们的妹妹呢 条子 Where's our sister, cop?
-老爸 我还是要点冰淇淋 -给我闭嘴 - You know what, Dad, I'm getting ice cream, okay... - Shut the fuck up!
哪凉快呆哪去 Go be somewhere else! Now!
情况如何 Hey, so?
请坐 Please have a seat.
-这是什么 -我有些朋友 - What's this? - I have some friends
能帮我迅速搜集资料 who can get information for me very quickly,
这么说吧 我有好消息 and lets just say, I have some good news.
是吗 可算有了 Oh, yeah? It's about fucking time.
这他妈是什么玩意 What the fuck is this shit?
我没得癌症 I don't have cancer.
-你说什么 -揍他 老爸 - What did you just say? - Fuck him up, Daddy.
坐下 Sit down.
好吗 Please.
我想说的是 What I'm trying to tell you is that,
既然这事已经解决了 now that I beat this thing,
我准备好全力以赴寻找你女儿 I am ready and committed to finding your daughter.
并找到 And to finding this...
这个小杂种 This son of a bitch.
这个混蛋小子 This bastard boy.
是啊 他奶奶的 Yeah. God damn it,
这他妈的可是我的女儿啊 this is my fucking daughter we're talking about, right?
很抱歉我之前分心了 And I apologize for any lack of focus,
但现在 这是我的使命 but now, this is my life.
我的职责 This is my mission.
我一定会找回你女儿 Getting your daughter back.
太棒了 Fucking A, okay?
这真是太棒了 太他妈棒了 This is fucking awesome news. Awesome fucking news.
现在 我需要一些信息 Now, I'm gonna need some information.
关于这个男孩 你都知道什么 What do we know about this kid?
他有什么亲朋好友 Family? Friends?
他都有什么问题 What's his problemo?
这个混小子抢走我女儿之前 Well, before this little cocksucker stole my daughter,
烧掉了自家的房子 he burned down his house and
连带着他爹一起烧成灰了 he burned it down with his dad still in it.
但听消防员告诉我 But truth be told, the firefighter told me that, uh,
他爸在起火前就已经死了 the dad was already dead before the house burned down.
好像是癌症之类的 I don't know, cancer or some shit like that,
我也不确定 I'm not really fucking sure.
-你刚说了"癌症"吗 -嗯 - Did you say "Cancer"? - Yeah.
我得抽根烟 You know what? I gotta have a smoke.
这儿能抽烟吗 Can I fucking smoke here? Shit.
大伙 我女儿被绑架了 Hey, everyone, my daughter got kidnapped,
所以我要抽烟 该滚蛋的滚蛋 so I'm gonna smoke. You can all fucking blow me.
癌症 你确定吗 Cancer, you sure of that?
是的 你脑抽了吧 Yeah. What's your fucking deal, hmm?
这个男孩 Now, this boy...
他显然受了很大打击 很痛苦 He's obviously lashing out. He's in pain.
你逗我玩呢吧 You are fucking with me, aren't you?
也许我们该帮帮他 Maybe we should be helping him.
够了 That's it.
你他妈说什么 What did you fucking say?
这个家伙 This fucking guy.
爸爸 你还好吗 Daddy, are you okay?
他都知道你得癌症了 Cannot believe you do this after all you've been through
还对你这么混蛋 with your cancer and everything?
杰伊 忘记告诉你 Jay, there's something I forgot to tell you.
停车 Stop.
你从哪搞到的那件外套 Where did you get that jacket?
你是韦恩的女朋友吗 Are you Wayne's girl?
是 你们他妈的又是谁 Yeah, who the fuck are you?
-我很抱歉 我不是... -他非常爱你 - Um, I'm so sorry. I didn't... - He loved you so much.
我不是故意的 只是... I didn't mean to. It's just...
我们只是... We just...
别搞小动作 Don't try nothing funny.
如果他赢了 So, if he wins...
我们就放了她 We let him go.
如果我赢了 If I win...
你就死定了 we don't.
我们要玩什么 What are we playing, guys?
很简单 我做什么你就照做 Simple. You do what I do,
如果能做得更快更好 就放你回家 but better and faster, you go home.
准备好了吗 我的咖喱要放凉了 You ready? My curry's getting cold.
大概吧 I guess.
放点音乐 Put on some fucking music.
一 二 三 开始 One, two, three, go.
到你了 Your turn.
这他妈什么情况 What the hell is this shit?
真好 又得多杀一个 Oh, great, now we're gonna have to kill her, too?
她是你朋友咯 She your friend?
小姑娘来搅大人的局 Little girl come to big boy play, huh?
你连电锯怎么用都不知道吧 Come on. You don't even know how to start that thing.
两个月前
这屋里都冻出哈气了 I can see my goddamn breath in here.
我们能生火吗 Can we put on a fire?
与其唠叨不停 Why don't you learn how to cut wood
不如去学砍柴 and stop fucking nagging me?
鸡巴还想不想要了 Now, I'm gonna cut your dick off.
别 等等 No. Wait.
-还没轮到我呢 -什么 - I didn't get my turn. - What?
天啊 Jesus Christ!
他妈的 Fuck!
操你邻居三舅姥爷的二姨 You fucking cocksucker!
死贱人 滚一边去 Fucking bitch, get the fuck over there.
不要 Don't.
你逼我的 不是吗 I have to, though, don't I?
别 没必要的 No, you don't.
北边 贱人 Northside, bitch!
你们现在打算做什么 So, what do you guys wanna do now?
想磕嗨吗还是 Wanna get high or something?
接下来这样 This is how it's gonna go.
我们先做朋友 We're gonna be friends first.
我不是分手或者... I'm not, like, breakin' up or...
我们只是慢慢来 We're just gonna take things slower.
然后再看看 And then, we'll see.
我是个怪人 生活还乱七八糟 所以 I'm weird, fucked up, so...
我用刀把手刺穿了 I stabbed a knife through my own hand.
我不想变成带着遗憾 I don't wanna be a 41-year-old
又毒瘾缠身的四十一岁单身女服务员 single crack-head waitress with regrets.
我也是 Me neither.
还有多远 How much farther we got?
佛罗里达吗 Florida?
我有张我们要去的小镇的明信片 I got a postcard with the town we're going to.
我们要买张地图 We'll buy a map.
别他妈告诉我你弄丢了 Tell me you didn't fucking lose it.
什么 What?
你不是要起诉吧 硬汉 You're not pressing charges, tough guy, huh?
你现在承受了很多 卢切蒂先生 You're going through a lot right now, Mr. Luccetti.
你会情绪化是可以理解的 It's understandable you would be emotional.
你女儿和那个父亲患了癌症的男孩在一起 Your daughter out there with that boy whose dad had cancer.
老天给了我第二次机会 I recently got a second chance myself,
所以我要慷慨点 so I'm feeling generous.
好极了 That's fantastic.
你打算怎么处理我女儿的案子 What are you gonna do about my fucking daughter, hmm?
你打算怎么处理我妹妹的案子 Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about my sister?
我要做的就是找到她 I'm gonna find her is what the heck I'm gonna do.
很好 Yeah, well...
得了吧 Thanks for nothing.
盖勒 Geller?
我有些东西能帮上你们 I got something to help you guys out.
那小子的鸡巴写真吗 The sketch of the boy's penis?
这算什么线索 I'm not sure how that helps us find him.
不 是这个 No. This.
我觉得那孩子无意间留下了这个 I don't think the kid meant for this to be in here,
很确定这是他妈妈 but I'm pretty damn sure that's the kid's mom.
虽然她住在我那里是好久以前的事了 It's been a long time she's lived in my building,
但我能肯定就是她 but I'm almost positive that's her.
看看邮戳是哪儿的 And look where it's stamped from.
"佛罗里达州 奥卡拉" "Ocala, Florida."
有点进展 It's somethin'.
爸爸 我们能先吃个披萨什么的吗 Dad, can we stop for pizza or something?
我一天没吃东西了 I haven't eaten in, like, all day.
死骗子 我们吃了鸡胸肉 You fuckin' liar, we had chicken parms.
都他妈闭嘴 上车 Shut your fucking mouths and get in the truck.
我们去佛罗里达 We're going to Florida.
这就对了 Yes. That's what I'm talking about.
谢谢 Thanks.
我查了他的档案 I pulled his file.
这孩子的纪录很糟 This kid has got a really bad history.
事故报告
你在想什么 警司 So what you thinking, Sarge?
第二次机会 Second chances.
《韦恩》 下集预告 Next on "Wayne."
天啊 我们上新闻了 Holy shit. We made the news.
我们这么做 想套说辞 Here's what we do. We come up with a cover story.
我是安杰莉卡 这是... I'm Angelica. This is...
约翰 John?
韦恩是我铁子 不管你们认为他做了什么 Wayne's my boy. Whatever you think he did,
他都是无辜的 he's innocent.
你知道他烧了自己的房子 You do know that he burned down his house,
袭击了一个男人 还绑走了他女儿吗 assaulted a man, and kidnapped his daughter?
你知道我多少次想帮那个孩子吗 Do you know how many times I tried to help that kid?
-我们玩不玩 -韦恩 - So, we're doing this or what? - Wayne.
听你妹妹的话 别害死自己 Yeah, listen to your sister. Don't get yourself killed.
你就这么低调的吗 This is your idea of lying low?
不许动 不许动 Stop! Stop!
我帮你们 过来 Hey. I got you. Come here.
我好像拉裤子了 I think I shit my pants.