这个费利姆让他神不守舍的 This Felim thing's got him spooked.
费利姆占了交易利润的多一半呢 And Felim accounts for over half the desk profit.
听着 我不希望我们的友谊 Look, I'm hoping we're not ruining a friendship
毁于沟通错误 over miscommunication.
你还记得你说了什么吗 Do you even remember what you said?
-这事不许外传 懂了吗 -嗯 - This stays between us, okay? - Mm-hmm.
《投行风云》前情提要
为什么男人对女人要比女人对男人 Why are women so much more interesting to men
感兴趣的多 than men are to women?
她说什么了 让我看看 What'd she say? Let me see!
不关你的事 It's none of your business.
你们的团队会并入其他部门 Your team's being subsumed into the other sector teams.
-哪里 -跨产品销售团队 - Where? - CPS Desk.
真不敢相信我居然不知道你在皮尔庞特公司 I can't believe I didn't know you were at Pierpoint.
我们现在是同行了 We're in the same part of the business.
你瞧 这个行业的问题在于 See, the problem with this, they keep hiring
他们总雇这些公主 these fuckin' princesses.
哥们 你别跟她这么说话 Hey, buddy. Don't talk to her like that.
如果你需要住处 我有个空房 If you ever need a place to stay, I have a spare room.
真的吗 那太好了 Really? I would love that.
投行风云 第一季 第三集
哈珀 你醒着呢吗 Harper? You awake?
也许你应该邀格雷格一起喝杯咖啡 Maybe you should ask Greg for a coffee?
也许是格雷格应该邀我喝杯咖啡 Maybe Greg should ask me for a coffee.
我们能再说说钱的事吗 Can we talk money again?
说真的 哈珀 你住在我父母家 Honestly, Harper, it would make me feel uncomfortable
我收你钱的话 会让我感觉很不舒服 to charge you to live in my parents' house.
话虽如此 这房子是你从他们那租的吗 Yeah, okay, but like, do you rent this part off of them?
那个嘛 Well, um--
他妈的 Oh, fucking hell.
好听 太好听了 Choon! Such a choon.
我们就该不做买卖了 We should kill the business and just like,
跟着肱二头肌乐队巡回欧洲 follow Bicep around Europe.
想想那样我们会多么快乐 Think how purely happy we'd be.
天啊 你真是糟糕透顶 Oh, God. You're a fucking mess.
雅思 你有棒棒糖吗 Yas, have you got any lollipops?
没有 我没有棒棒糖 挖掘狗 No. No, I don't have any lollipops, Digdog.
-你今天去上班吗 -不 我们... - Are you gonna go to work today? - Nah, we just, um...
-我们刚去拿了一包 所以... -好 - We just picked up another bag, so... - Right.
亚历克斯 来玩挖掘狗的猫狗混搭吧 Alexa, play Digdog's kitty mix.
所有英国男生都是瘾君子吗 So, are all British guys pathological drug addicts?
-你有一包... -他被带坏的 - You get one bag... - He gets led astray.
很好 这会是两包的事 Good. This is gonna be a two-bag affair.
我们去挣钱吧 Shall we go earn some money?
-那么 格雷格... -那么 租金 - So, Greg... - So, rent?
说实话 如果你这么介意 Honestly, if it means that much to you,
就买点好东西放厨房买吧 just buy something nice for the kitchen.
我都不知道那样的厨房该有什么 I don't think I even know what belongs in a kitchen like that.
不过就是个厨房啊 It's just a kitchen.
但它真的是... 厨房啊 Yeah, but it's, like... A kitchen.
我每次睡醒觉 还是一直会有那种感觉 I still keep getting that feeling whenever I wake up,
就是那种 不敢相信我在这的感觉 like, I don't know, like I can't believe that I'm here.
你没事吧 You okay?
出什么事了 为什么有这么多人啊 What's going on? Why're there so many people here?
费利姆停止与我们合作了 Felim stopped trading with us.
据埃里克说 他是"因为个人原因 According to Eric, he "Stepped away from the market
离开市场了" for personal reasons."
今天早上我要表个态 I wanna bang the drum this morning.
瑞西和交易员们等下就带着交易意向进来 Rishi and the traders will be in shortly with their axes.
这个月谁能填满他们的交易量 业绩就翻倍 Double sales credits to anyone who fills them this month.
我们今天的世界观 Our worldview today
是我们有什么 我们的交易员有什么 is what we own and what our traders own.
费利姆离开市场 还有其它因素吗 Is there any more color on Felim's departure?
他... 他在交易信用额度方面有些问题 Well, he-- he's been having trouble with trading lines
另外还有些长期的法律纠纷 and some protracted legal issues.
这是短期的还是永久性的 Is it temporary or permanent?
我... 我们只能走着看了 I-- We-- we'll have to see.
只是损益表上的60% It's just that 60 percent of the P and L
对我来说像座巨大的冰山 feels like a pretty big iceberg to me.
那个嘛...我们还没倒闭 达莉娅 Well... The lights are still on, Daria.
我们确保能继续如此吧 Let's make sure we keep it that way.
-早上好 -埃里克 - Good morning. - Eric.
我们需要在各资产类别中让我们的交易策略 We need to be sharper at packaging trading strategies
更加出彩 across asset classes.
高利润 多元资产隙等等 High-margin, multi-asset plays, please.
如果我们的人不够确信 If our guys don't have conviction,
那是因为我们还不够让人信服 it's because we're not being convincing.
就是这么简单 Simple as that.
早啊 孩子们 Morning, kids.
埃里克 Eric.
莎拉 那么 Sara. So.
我们有些企业债的中期市场业务 We've got some mid-market offers on some corporate bonds.
我非常想今早把它们交易掉 I would love them to be moved this morning.
我知道这主意听着比较疯狂 但我认为我们 I know this might sound crazy, but I think that we could play
在再卖一次房产市场放缓的概念 another slowdown in housing.
我为什么要听一个实习生的建议 And why should I listen to a grad?
房产市场是晴雨表 The housing market's a canary in a coal mine.
你别... 不要说"晴雨表" You don't-- don't say "Canary in a coal mine."
你听着像个财经记者似的 You sound like a fucking financial journalist.
怎么个弄法 What's the play?
很明显做黄金 也许是看涨期权 Um, well, obviously gold, maybe a call option.
这很普通啊 去写个策划书 That's vanilla. Work on a pitch
-我们回头谈 -好 谢谢 - and we'll talk later. - Yeah, thank you.
-说完了吗 -嗯 谢谢 - Is that it? - Yeah, thanks.
瑞西 我要打电话给套利安迪 那个老熊市 Rish, I'm calling Arbitrage Andy, the permabear.
艾瑞克 你要我做什么 Eric, what do you want me on?
兄弟 这价格你是当真的吗 Ah, mate, are you serious with this price?
你能看出柳绿 Do you know the difference between racing green
和油绿的区别吗 and studio green?
朋友 你在我的私人空间里了 Buddy, you are in my personal space.
你是学什么的 What did you study?
人文科学 Literae Humaniores.
古典学 Classics.
你他妈怎么跑银行里来了呢 How the fuck did you end up in a bank?
只有在英格兰才会这样 Only in England.
我已经把你交给克莱门特了 I've told Clement to look after you.
哈珀 Harper. Yo.
格雷格 Greg?
我正在旅程的第九阶段 I'm on the ninth stage of the journey.
英雄还要面对更艰难的挑战 The hero faces the greatest challenge yet,
经历死亡 涅槃重生 and experiences death and rebirth.
《作家之路》
我转述的 I'm paraphrasing.
挺酷的 不是吗 It's pretty cool, right?
我不会在那帮你补漏的 I'm not fucking filling you there.
-马蒂 -在 - Hello, Marty? - Yeah.
-帮他们下单 -没问题 - Take the orders. - Yeah, alright.
-谁 -杰克·布莱克本 - Who? - Jack Blackburn.
他是个软蛋分析师 不过... Ye-Yeah, he's a limp-dick analyst, but...
真不敢相信他居然在读一份纸质版的 I can't believe he's actually reading a physical copy.
他有点想法... He has a view...
老兄 他以前在萨洛蒙[法国运动品牌] Mate, he used to get twatted
和迈克尔·刘易斯[美国著名作家]一起买醉 with Michael Lewis at Salomon.
所以他在90年代很厉害 So he was a big deal in the '90s?
对 如果他让我卖出 好吧 Yeah, if he's telling me to sell-- Okay, fine.
我没那么说 我说的是 No, I didn't say that. I said,
如果他决定放手一搏 那就得拼一把 if his balls are out, his balls are out.
我只想看到他必死的决心 I don't wanna see anything else apart from his balls.
霍克斯摩尔跟他 还有我三个最好的客户 Yeah, Hawksmoor with him and three of my best punters...
-来吧 -不是吧 - Come on. - No...
来吧伙计 Mate.
我准备把那个亚洲市场简报 I was going to send the Asia stuff
发给歌利亚的卡尔 to Karl at Goliath,
但我不确定能不能由我直接发 um, but I wasn't sure if it was okay coming directly from me,
或者你想让我抄送你吗 还是说 or if you wanted to be CCed in, or--
自己想办法 Take the initiative.
不 我是说像一根粗大的静脉 No, I mean like a thick mainline vein
竖着长在他阴茎上... running down his cock...
我们挺久没做"雅思敏的的交易想法"了 We haven't done "Yasmin's Trading Idea" in a while, um...
我整理了很多 I've been putting together
-关于美元多头的想法 -听着 我应该道歉 - this long dollar idea-- - Look, I should apologize,
那个"交易想法"练习... that whole "Trade Idea" exercise...
这对你不公平 我不应该勉强你 It was unfair of me to put that pressure on you
你还没有准备好 when you're not ready.
实际上 没人会把你的想法当真 Truth is, nobody's gonna take your ideas seriously
至少好几年都不会 所以... for a few years. So...
-就把小事做好 行吗 -好 - Just nail the small stuff. Yeah? - Okay.
不过很高兴能跟你把话说清楚 It was good to clear the air, though.
是啊 Yeah.
你又一次浪费了我的时间 再见 Once again, you've wasted my time. Goodbye.
你们两个是怎么认识的 How did you two find each other?
大学 牛津 Uh, university. Oxford.
我是说社交圈 I mean social circles.
一个老伊顿人是怎么 How does an Old Etonian
和一个出身矿井的家伙混在一起的 end up pals with a lad from the pit?
你怎么能指望卖出投资产品 How do you expect to sell financial products
如果你听起来像个矿工似的 if you sound like a miner?
我们学校是个文化大熔炉 Our college was a melting pot.
-克莱门特先生 -不用了 - Mr. Clement? - No.
你在哪上的学 Where did you go?
那是我 和我们的前首相 That's me and our erstwhile premier.
神志不清 Absolutely cunted.
吸得醉生梦死 Gacked to the gills.
让我想起来自己以前也风华正茂 Reminds me that I used to be beautiful.
1992年 9月16日 Sixteenth of September, 1992.
黑色星期三 我们退出ERM了 Black Wednesday. When we left the ERM.
欧洲汇率机制 The Exchange Rate Mechanism.
那是最初的嘲弄 对欧洲竖起中指 An early dalliance with putting two fingers up to Europe.
来到这 就什么都忘了 Came here, forgot everything.
这个行业一直是这么运转的 And that's the way this business has always worked.
29年股灾以后 纽约联合俱乐部的墙 After the crash in '29, they wallpapered the Union Club
被糊成股份证书了 with stock certificates.
你还没碰过你的酒呢 罗伯特 You haven't touched your drink, Robert.
明天下午我们要和卡斯帕·赞登在这见面 We will be seeing Kaspar Zenden here tomorrow afternoon.
我的事业发展全靠帮卡斯帕做生意 I've built my career writing Kaspar's business.
他要带一个新的小跟班来 Now, he's bringing along some new lackey,
叫乌斯曼什么的 Usman something.
你们两个要想办法让他感兴趣 You two will need to find a way to occupy him.
费利姆走了 With Felim gone,
我们团队经不起再失去更多老客户了 the desk can't afford to shed any more accounts.
小伙子们 And, gentlemen,
这是个重要的夜晚 this is an important evening.
讨好了乌斯曼 Get on the right side of Usman,
也就是讨好了我 and you'll be on the right side of me.
我得去给威姆斯洛太太付钱了 失陪 I need to pay Mrs. Wilmslow. Excuse me.
这个叫乌斯曼的家伙居然理财 This guy Usman actually runs money.
我给他发个信息 他们的资历如何 I'll ping him an intro. What's their mandate?
你怎么能不知道 How do you not know that?
伙计 这是克莱门特唯一的客户 Mate, it's Clement's only client.
你是故意不想给上司留个好印象吗 Are you deliberately trying not to impress your boss?
哈珀 你喜欢喝日本清酒吗 Harper, are you a fan of Japanese whiskey?
我叔叔是那种中年白人男性 My uncle was one of those older middle-aged white men
特别迷恋日本 who was overly into Japan.
那是委婉的说法 说白了就是个种族恋童癖 That's usually a euphemism for, like, an ethno-nonce or...
或者就是个恋童癖 不管怎样 maybe just a real nonce. Anyway,
我们在他的葬礼上喝了很多 we had a load of it at his funeral.
讽刺的是他以前受过虐待 I mean, the irony was that he was actually abused,
他不是虐待者 he wasn't the abuser.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我想今晚我可以带一瓶过去 I presume I should bring a bottle tonight?
今晚 Tonight?
雅思敏的晚餐 Yasmin's dinner.
我要以一个牧师的形象参加 对吧 I am coming as a sort of pastoral figure, right?
给年轻人一些建议 青年指导员 Like, um, advisor to the youth. Youth advisor.
我只有今晚有空 It's the only evening I can do.
-好 没事 那很棒 -好 不错 - Yeah. No, no, no. That's great. - Okay, cool.
格雷格想今晚来 我觉得他真的很喜欢你 接受 延期 拒绝
应该有人告诉她这是有人监管的 Someone should tell her they monitor those.
-确实 -没错 - Yep. - Yeah.
不用客气 达莉娅 Always a pleasure, Daria.
格雷格 Greg.
什么也别说 Shut up.
♪ ("HEAT RISES" BY NILÜFER YANYA PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
♪ What a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪
♪ What a mess I'll ♪
♪ Getting high Just from the heat ♪
♪ It could be a while Until we meet ♪
♪ Simple thing To be wasting on you ♪
♪ Simple thing to be wasting ♪
♪ Getting high Just from the heat ♪
♪ I'll be cross until we meet ♪
你还好吗 You all right?
♪ I'll break gloves Till they bring me to you... ♪
♪ And what a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪
♪ What a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪
♪ What a mess I'll ♪
♪ And what a mess I'll ♪
伙计 我今晚当然要追 Mate, of course I'm chasing tonight.
我只会像这样一次 "这样"指的是超帅 I'll only look like this once. And by "This," I mean gorgeous.
格雷格想今晚来 我觉得他真的很喜欢你
你能买些花来放桌上吗
不 我今晚选另一队 Nah. I'm moving sides tonight.
如果有的话最好是百合花
这是你的损失 伙计 再见 Your loss, buddy. Peace.
厕所又坏了 The loo's out of order. Again.
那味道 The smell.
老实说 真不敢相信那是女人拉的 Honestly, I cannot believe that came out of a woman.
我需要你帮个忙 I need a favor.
吃海苔吗 Seaweed.
谢谢 说吧 Thanks. Shoot.
阿勒顿公司的奥布里明天会来 So, uh, Aubrey from Allerton is coming in tomorrow,
我需要一个资料集合 and I need a pack put together.
恐怕只是无聊的数据输入 Just boring data entry, I'm afraid.
他们交易的频率 体量和资产类别 How often they've been trading, what volume, which asset class.
需要回溯过去三年的数据 Needs to go back the last three years.
我 我知道这不是最有趣的工作 I-- I know it's not the sexiest of work,
但这样你就帮了我大忙了 but you'd be getting me out of a hole.
我们可以一起去见奥布里 And we can meet with Aubrey together.
这样太好了 That'd be great.
好吧 把信息发过来 我马上就做 Yeah, just send over the info, and I'll get right on it.
太好了 谢谢 非常感谢 Great, thank you. Appreciate you.
我就是市场 所有流量都是因为我 I am the marketing man. All the flow is me.
这些总共55英镑 So, these will be 55 pounds.
你在开玩笑吗 Are you joking?
电梯门关闭 Doors closing.
电梯上行 Lift going up.
这些是送给格雷格的吗 Are they for Greg?
知道吗 You know,
你不必推倒第一个 you don't have to jump on the first guy
-坐你身边的人 -我根本没那么想 - who sits next to you. - I am hardly jumping on him.
那你喜欢他吗 Well, do you like him?
我从没跟白人约会过 I've never really dated a white guy.
八楼到了 Floor eight.
那你为什么要从一个 So, why would you start with someone
-算是你老板的人开始呢 -他不是我老板 - who's effectively your boss? - He's not my boss.
他是你上司 Well, he's your superior.
为什么不像普通人那样 Why not just act like a normal person
通过科技和一群陌生人上床呢 and fuck a load of strangers via technology?
那些应用让我讨厌自己 每次给我的配对 The apps make me hate myself. Every time I get a match,
都是婚礼上是某个家伙 it's with some guy at a wedding,
或某个"喜欢混血妞"的自大白人 or a chad who's "Into biracial chicks."
好吧 我有一堆约会账号 快看 Right. I've got loads of dating profiles. Look.
托利·罗伯特 Tory Robert.
看到了吧 每天 See, every day,
千万个男孩都会一个女孩匹配成功 I match with about a million different variations
她叫波西娅 在公关部工作 of the same girl called Portia who works in PR.
或者 Or...
凯帝·鲍勃 Ketty Bob.
他喜欢聊他曾醉的有多厉害 Loves talking about how hungover he is
假装他曾给科尔宾投过票 and pretends he voted for Corbyn.
杰里米·科尔宾 现任英国工党领袖
有时挺有用 比如那些 It kind of works on, like,
照片墙里总有张"英年早逝之人"照片的 flighty art types who always have a "Guy taken too young"
轻浮的艺术家 on their Instagram.
拜托 Come on, hey.
你懂这些女孩 对吗 Oh, you know, these girls, right?
她们声明中总有个帅小伙 They always have some gorgeous guy
二十出头就死了 who died in his early twenties by, you know,
自杀 车祸什么的 suicide, car crash, whatever.
每年为了点赞 她们把这人搬出来 And every year, they just wheel him out for the likes.
这时凯帝·鲍勃就该行动了 Ketty Bob obliges.
这叫不安全 This screams insecurity.
好吧 说得好 告诉我怎么登陆你的账号 All right, good one. Give me your login.
不 No.
给我五张你不笑的照片 Give me five pictures where you're not smiling.
-我的笑容怎么了 -太甜美了 - What's wrong with my smile? - Well, it's too sweet.
你怎么会有时间 How do you even have the time?
加斯已经来了吗 Has Gus muscled in already?
必须的 Inevitably.
他是联盟里自乔·科尔以来最厉害的人物 Biggest ass in the league since Joe Cole.
如果你主场押利物浦队 If you bet on Liverpool at home,
他们的赔率只有1.2至1.3 they're only, like, 1.2, 1.3,
-但伙计 这稳赢 -用户名是我的邮箱 - but, mate, it's free money. - Username is my email.
密码是"我的密码"不要"我"字 Password is "Password" without the P.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
简直就像印钱 你就算算赌多少吧 It's printing money. Just size up on the bet.
哈珀 数据什么时候能整理好 Harper, what's the ETA on the pack?
马上 很快就好 Not long. Getting there.
你就只做了这些吗 Is that how far you've got?
我一直在帮埃里克做一个策划 I'm just working on this pitch for Eric,
但我觉得这能让整个部门获利 but I think it could be commercial for the desk.
好吧 但这个我需要在明天会议前先看一下 Okay, but I need to review it before the meeting tomorrow.
你今天之前能做好给我吗 Can you get it to me before the end of the day?
如果你不能就直说 我们能想办法解决 If you can't, just say. I mean, we'll-- we'll work it out.
可以 完全没问题 Yeah, hundred percent.
很好 谢谢 但别自杀 好吗 Great, thank you. But don't kill yourself, okay?
罗伯特 我现在负责你的"铰链约会"了
罗伯特 我现在控制你的"铰链约会"了
照片 哈珀 22岁
那张照片是什么鬼
到你了 You're up!
-这是你的交易想法吗 -是 是的 当然 - Is that your trade idea? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Um...
只是 Just...
我想我们可以通过房屋建筑商分类指数 So, I'm thinking that we express the view
-来表达这个观点 -你只做了这些吗 - via the homebuilders sub-index. - Is this all you've done?
我不知道你想让我在 I didn't know that you were expecting it finished by...
我希望你对自己有所期望 I expect you to have expectations of yourself.
是的 对不起 达莉娅让我帮她 Yeah. Sorry. Daria needed me to prep
整理一些明天与阿勒顿公司会议的材料 some decks for her Allerton meeting tomorrow,
我一直在做这事 and it just sort of took over.
她希望我明天和她一起参加会议 She wanted me to sit in that meeting with her,
我觉得这是个很好的机会 so I thought that that was a great opportunity for...
好吧 那么 这样吧 Okay, here-- here's how it's gonna go.
明天晨会上你再跟我讲一遍这个提议 You're gonna pitch me this again in the morning meeting.
而且是我之前想要的那个版本 And it's gonna be the version I asked for.
在整个团队面前吗 In front of the entire team?
在整个团队面前 In front of the entire team.
像讲坛上的牧师 Be like a priest at the pulpit.
清晰... Clarity...
坚定 and conviction.
这是惩罚吗 Is that, like, a punishment?
也可以说是机会 取决于你怎么看 Or an opportunity. It's up to you.
别 别让我觉得自己看错人了 哈珀琴 Don't-- don't make me feel like I'm not special, Harpsicord.
我已经开始这么觉得了 I'm starting to feel that way.
雅思敏 你在哪 格雷格都到了
晚餐就是为你准备的
汗水舞池 周五
你知道本·詹姆斯现在开夜总会了吗 You know that Ben James runs club nights now?
不然现代语言的毕业证书还能干点什么 What else do you do with a 2:2 in Modern Languages?
看起来是...非常同性恋 Yeah, well, it looks... aggressively homosexual.
是明天 你有兴趣吗 It's tomorrow. D'you fancy it?
我没收到邀请 Uh, I didn't get an invite.
工作日晚上就算了 伙计 Not on a school night, mate.
我该走了 明天见 I should go. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
再见 罗伯 See you, Rob.
为什么你让他高潮后 Why is he always so miserable
他总是一副惨兮兮的样子 after you've made him come?
听着 伙计 Listen, mate,
你确信知道自己在做什么吗 are you sure that you know what you're doing?
因为我看得出来 但我不确信你也看得出来 Because I can see it, and I'm not sure that you can.
你现在才看那个吗 Are you only reading that now?
我已经和乌斯曼聊上了 I'm already in a dialogue with Usman.
我和西奥正在策划一个提议 I'm working on a pitch with Theo.
阿勒顿资产公司 皮尔庞特有限公司
雅思敏 不管了 我蒸饺子了
达莉娅 资料准备好了吗
我希望过了今天我能少喝点 I hope I can keep this down after today.
你最好 You'd better.
我们要给布朗 普林斯顿 So, um, we're launching sub-sites
哈佛大学推出子网站 for Brown, Princeton, and Harvard.
抱歉 我回来晚了 So sorry I'm late.
终于 Finally.
我们要在纽约设一个办事处 And, uh, we're setting up an office in New York.
-很抱歉 -没事 - I'm so sorry. - It's fine.
我告诉他我不适合异地恋 I've told him I'm not built for a long-distance relationship.
所以... So...
别担心 我只是来这里吃饭的 Don't worry, I'm only here to be fed.
不 抱歉 很抱歉 No. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
你是怎么赚钱的 So, how do you actually make money?
我知道这样说很傻 I know that's a naff thing to say,
但是通过做喜爱的事 but the idea of people
来赚钱的想法 actually making money doing something they love
让我痛苦... fills me with pain, so...
就是一些传统的收入来源 Just traditional revenue streams, really.
比如定向广告 Um, things like targeted advertising.
-酷 -诸如此类 - Cool. - Stuff like that.
我对这些算法有些不解 Okay, so I have a problem with these algorithms.
我要看特朗普 对吧 I'll be watching Trump, right?
然后系统推送了一些男权组织的视频 And then I'm pushed towards some red pill "Menimism"
一不留神就凌晨四点了 Where before I know it, it's like 4:00 a.m.
我已经看了七个小时的... and I've been watching seven hours of...
只能说是反犹太宣传的东西 what can only be described as anti-Semitic propaganda.
因为你在点击 Okay, well, you are clicking it,
所以网络就认为你就是这样的人 so that is what the internet thinks that you are.
是啊 我确实看得很开心 True, I had a great time.
-我喜欢 -就是这个道理 - I loved it. - That's how that works.
说到这里 看这个 Speaking of which, whoopee-do!
Nikka指日本一甲威士忌酒 与nigga黑鬼近似
天啊 真的叫"黑鬼"吗 Oh, my God. Is this really called "Black Nikka"?
我从来没这么想过 I never really thought about that.
是 是两个K 不是两个G It's-- it's two Ks, not two Gs.
马屁拍在马腿上了 伙计 You swing and a miss, buddy.
现在我觉得自己像是种族歧视犯 Now I feel like the ethno-nonce.
是啊 你该 你活该 Yeah, you should. You should.
罗伯特 这个怎么样 这是个色情圈套
你怎么这么迟才下班 So, what was holding you up, anyway?
不要 不要 我们不谈工作 No. No. We're not talking about work.
这个怎么吃 我不想再冒犯他族文化了 So how do I actually eat this? I don't want to offend
我就用这个了
刚才已经冒犯过一次了 any more cultures than I already have.
-全放到一个碗里 -好 - Bang it all in the one bowl. - Okay.
怎么了 What's that?
就是罗伯在犯混 It's just Rob being an asshole.
埃里克把你也卷进去了吗 So, Eric's sucked you into his vortex?
没有 他只是... No, he just, um...
他想让我在明天的晨会上做个提议 Uh, he wants me to pitch an idea in the meeting tomorrow.
酷 Cool.
谢谢 Thank you.
不知道达莉娅会怎么想 Wonder what Daria thinks about that.
好棒 That's amazing.
跨产品销售团队就让实习生策划 That CPS lets you pitch at your level.
谢谢 Thanks.
所以你知道伦敦这些房子都是怎么空置的 So, you know how all those houses in London sit empty?
我小时候去过... I went as a kid, and...
我是太疑神疑鬼了吗 Am I being paranoid,
哈珀的交易想法听起来像是 or did Harper's trade idea sound like a veiled swipe
对我父母财政状况的含蓄抨击 at my parents' financial situation?
"非本地税务流亡者购置房地产" 我是说 "Non-dom tax exiles buying up properties," I mean.
我不知道 I dunno, you know.
格雷格开始讲他从他的公寓里 I checked out when Greg started talking about
获得股票收益时我就走神了 taking equity out of his flat.
那人为什么和我们在一起 Why is that guy hanging out with us?
她不可能喜欢他 There is no way, no way, she likes him.
-她喜欢 -真的吗 - She does. - Really?
你问过她吗 Have you asked her?
他刚跟我到卫生间 'Cause he just followed me to the toilet
给我迷幻药 and offered me acid.
-什么 -对啊 - What? - Yeah.
今天是星期二 It's a Tuesday.
我不敢相信埃里克让她在会上发言 I cannot believe Eric lets her speak in their meetings.
对 但是你让她住过来 Right, you invited her to live here,
你就不能这样说她 so you can't start doing that.
我是想说我们应该让她感到...舒服 All I'm saying is we should probably make her feel... comfortable
因为这很明显有点文化冲击 'cause this is obviously a bit of a culture shock.
我要做的就是让她舒服 All I am doing is making her feel comfortable!
是啊 当然是 Yes, you are. Of course you are.
没人能做到我做的事 我就是个魔术师 No one else could do what I do. I'm a fucking magician.
我就是 I am.
我知道你是 I know you are.
好爽 Fuck.
你要用那只手擦盘子吗 Are you gonna dry dishes with that hand?
该死 抱歉 Shit, I'm sorry.
抱歉 Sorry.
这是我的房间 And this is my room.
-次卧 -不错啊 - The small one. - Nice!
-那是...雅思敏吗 -我不知道 - Is that... Yasmin? - Oh, I have no idea.
这也许听起来有点奇怪 有点残忍 但是 This is gonna sound really weird and a little bit cruel, but...
我觉得自己这么做都是为了安抚雅思敏 I feel like I'm really only doing this to placate Yasmin.
嗯 Yes.
没错 Totally.
但我以为你想让我来 But I thought you wanted me to come.
是的 我想 我想 我只是 No, yeah. I did, I did. I just, um...
嗯 Yeah.
很复杂 It's messy.
同一个部门 Same desk.
我又是个老头了 I'm old as fuck.
事实是 Yeah, the truth is that, um...
我没别的地方可去 I have nothing better to do.
这很无聊吧 这会不会让我 Is that really unattractive? Does that make me
-显得很无聊 -不 你很有魅力 格雷格 - really unattractive? - No, you are attractive, Greg.
不过我真的该去忙那个 I really should be working on that...
-提案了 所以... -当然 - pitch, anyway, so... - Yeah.
我去感谢她邀请我们吃晚餐 Thank her for dinner.
好 散会前还有什么别的吗 Okay. Before we go, is there anything else?
那就这样吧 Let's wrap it up.
我其实一直在研究一个产品 I've actually worked on a special product
我觉得现在可以掀起点水花来 that we could be making some noise with today.
我们有时间听实习生提案吗 Do we have time for a grad pitch?
继续说 Go ahead.
我的提案是房产市场的对冲基金 So, I'm pitching a hedge on the housing market.
好吧 任何与新千年中期周期的类比 Okay, any analogy with the mid-noughties cycle,
次贷危机 都不行 subprime, it wouldn't work.
少一些过度建造 Less overbuilding,
少一些过高房产抵押 less borrowing against existing home values...
你不觉得... Well, don't you think the...
房屋建筑商的股票有点虚高吗 Homebuilder stocks are looking a little toppy?
那不是银行的观点 That's not our house view.
银行的观点是需要得到大家共识的 The house view's consensual.
我们现在需要的是反共识 Counter-consensus is where we live.
接着说 Keep talking.
最初我想的是标普的看跌期权 Initially, I was thinking some puts on the S&P,
或许是金子的看涨期权 maybe linked to a call on gold.
但也或许是有关房市的更具体产品 But maybe something more housing specific.
就现在这种除暴警察一般的劳动市场吗 With the labor market going gangbusters like it is?
真的没道理 It really doesn't make sense.
让她 让她说完 Let her-- let her finish.
所以 So...
我想让客户购买的产品 The product I have the traders looking at
包括一份房屋建筑商指数的看跌期权 includes a put option on the Homebuilders index
和一份金子的看涨期权 and a call option on gold.
最妙的是 And a sweet kicker,
信用违约互换交易也是房屋建筑商担 credit default swaps on the Homebuilders, too.
这是最理想的基金了 It's the ultimate hedge
简单的套餐 为客户谋利 in a tidy suite for client convenience
同时客户购买后也能给我们带来足够大的利益 at margins big enough to pay us while they own it.
这得卖出多少才能让我们赚钱 The spreads are gonna be wide enough to drive a bus through.
那就是我们的升级 That's our bread and butter.
无论哪边涨 我们都能盈利 We get paid, no matter what plays out.
我想让你给阿勒顿推销这个 I want you putting that in front of Allerton.
你今天要见奥布里 对吧 You're seeing Aubrey today, aren't you?
奥布里已经很久没做新投资了 Aubrey's been inactive for too long.
达莉娅 她有她的 Daria's-- She's got her--
她有她的做事方法 但太浪费时间 She's got her own way of doing things, but it's time wasted.
我不想抢她的风头 I don't want to step on her toes.
到了裁员日 你最不可能想到的就是她的风头 Her toes are the last thing you'll be thinking about on RIF.
告诉我对方想要多少 Just tell me what the appetite's like.
我或许会推荐给我的客户 I'll think about putting it in front of my guys.
好 Okay.
-下个我来 -这是什么 - I'll get the next one. - What's this?
据称布勒旺-霍华德基金前雇员开创新基金
布勒旺出来的一个新基金 一点小话题 That's a new fund out of Brevan. Just more noise.
...恶心的点心 而且"恶心" ...disgusting pastries. And by "Disgusting,"
我是说超好吃 I mean they're great.
互换 期货 交易型基金 Swaps, futures, ETFs...
我知道我们说过不考虑雅思敏的投资想法 So, I know that we said we were scrapping Yasmin's Trade Idea,
但我之前在和跨产品销售的哈珀聊 but I was talking to Harper from Cross Product,
她说她有个提案 and she was telling me that she has this pitch
是关于房产市场的 she's putting together on the housing market--
埃里克有他的做事方法 我们有我们的 懂吗 Eric has his way of doing things, we have ours, okay?
好吧 我只是觉得有点小变化 Okay. I just really think that with a minor spin
对我们来说会很有益 this could be interesting for us.
哈珀昨晚说 Harper said last night
达莉娅要让她今天下午和阿勒顿的 that Daria's putting her into a meeting with Aubrey Lewis
-奥布里·刘易斯会面 -奥布里今天在这 - from Allerton this afternoon-- - Aubrey's in the building today?
对 Yeah.
搞什么 跟我来 What the fu-- Come with me.
达莉娅 Daria.
我的实习生说你今天下午 My grad tells me you have a meeting with
-要和奥布里·刘易斯开会 -对 没错 - Aubrey Lewis this afternoon? - Yeah, that's right.
阿勒顿有双重保险 有人该告诉我 Allerton is dual-coverage. Someone should have told me.
抱歉 你能提醒我下你是谁吗 Sorry, can you remind me who you are?
我开玩笑的 肯尼 I'm joking, Kenny.
我们不谈外汇生意 We're not discussing FX business.
好吧 我还是觉得我们该 All right, w-- well, I still think we should be
-更加合作些 -奥布里的大部分业务 - a bit more coordinated. - Aubrey does most
和这个部门相关 of his business through this desk.
好吧 但是雅...雅思敏有一个 Okay, fine, but Yas-- Yasmin has formulated
关于房产市场的有趣想法 an interesting play on the housing market,
我想让她一起去感受感受 and I would like her in there to gauge the temperature.
我不希望实习生在我的会上推销提案 I don't want grads pitching in my meeting.
不推销 只是观察 Not pitching. No. Just observing.
好吧 行 Okay. Sure, fine.
会议是三点 Meeting's at 3:00.
非常感谢 Much appreciated.
你过去 别说话 You sit in. You keep quiet.
把他们说的所有话都记下来 Note down every single thing that's said.
真不敢相信那臭婊子 I don't fuckin' believe that woman.
他本来就是外汇部的客户 跨产品销售撬走了他 He's meant to be an FX account. CPS have fucking poached him.
那你 那你妻子 Does-- does your wife
在你不上床时不生气吗 not get irritated when you don't come to bed?
生气 但她能用整夜不让我睡觉报复我 Yeah, but she gets me back by keeping me up all night.
-睡眠呼吸暂停 -你们试过热瑜伽吗 - Sleep apnea. - Have you tried hot yoga?
那跟比克拉姆瑜伽一样吗 我感觉不卫生 Is that the same as Bikram? Strikes me as unhygienic.
对 他们改了瑜伽名 Yes, they had to change the name
因为比克拉姆的性侵 because of his sexual misconduct.
如果一个房间的人非常听从一个男人的话 Ah, well, you've gotta be careful whenever there's
那你就得小心了 a room of people really listening to a man.
结局豆大同小异 It all leads back to the same thing.
我对你的仓位有些想法 So, I've had some thoughts about how you're positioned.
你懂我的 达莉娅 如果你不拿比色图表 You know me, Daria. Wouldn't know the sky was blue
我都不知道天是蓝的 if you didn't bring me a color chart.
你有尾部风险的基金吗 Do you have any tail-risk hedges on?
我不建议购买 I would advise against.
这不是皮尔庞特的投资建议 It's not the Pierpoint house view.
至少探索下保险基金 Isn't there merit in at least exploring
这总得有些好处吧 some kind of insurance?
有时是的 Sometimes, yes,
-但现在一切都... -我在研究一款 - but all things being-- - I've been working on a hedge
房产市场的基金 on the housing market that I--
怎么了 Yes?
没什么 没什么 抱歉 Nothing, nothing, sorry.
我只是觉得达莉娅想主导这次会议 I just thought Daria would prefer to lead on this one.
好吧 但这是跨产品销售团队的会议 Okay. But this is a CPS meeting,
你只是来旁听的 所以 and you're here to observe, so...
女士们 你们知道我很乐意接受新想法 Ladies, you know I'm all ears for new ideas,
但我们不要占用奥布里的时间来讨论 but let's not discuss them on Aubrey's time.
好吗 Okay?
我刚才也说了 我跟分析师谈了 So, as I was saying, I've been talking to some of the analysts,
我觉得我们该讨论下 and I think we should discuss
美元对英镑的换汇商机 the dollar-sterling cable opportunity.
我们认为美元会赶超英镑 I mean, we expect the dollar to rally against the pound.
听着 我已经不耐烦了 蔡斯 Look, I'm getting frustrated, Chase...
大获全胜吗 Grand slam?
嗯 还不错 Yeah, I think it went well.
那他买了吗 Well, did-- did he buy it or not?
我没 没有时间说那个... I didn't-- There wasn't really enough time to get into--
没有时间 你这会开了40分钟 Not enough time? You were in there forty minutes.
那我让你去开会干什么 So-- So why am I sending you into meetings?
无意冒犯 埃里克 是我带她去开会的 Respectfully, Eric, I brought her into the meeting.
奥布里过去三年一直是我的客户 Aubrey's been my client for three years.
我知道他的需求 I know his needs.
就他付的那点钱 他的需求只能属于我 With what he pays, his needs are subordinate to mine.
再次 我无意冒犯 但我不同意 Again, respectfully, I have to disagree.
哈珀有胆量想出一款既令人心动 Harper had the balls to work on something that was cogent
又有商业推广价值的产品来推介给客户 and commercial enough to be put in front of clients.
我们就奖励她 这行就是这样 We reward her. That's the system.
如果你问我 我能给你一份 And if you'd asked me about it, I could've provided you
更合适的客户名单 with a list of more suitable clients.
我不喜欢被突袭 I'd appreciate not being ambushed.
老天 你想早点坐上 Jesus Christ, you want to make MD early,
我还非得牵着你的手吗 and I still have to hold your fucking hand?
不 我没那么说 No, that's not what I said.
我只是说在工作场合许需要有一定程度的尊敬 I'm just saying a level of respect in the workplace isn't--
那你干了什么破事 And what the fuck were you doing,
带外汇部的人进去 taking FX in there with you?
她是实习生 那是 就是个人情 She's a grad, Eric. It was-- It was a favor.
你能告诉我在那个客户身上 你的投入 Can you tell me the yield you get out of that account
和收益比例是多少吗 versus the hours you put in?
因为这里他妈不是社团 'Cause this isn't a fucking social club.
如果你要花时间 If you're gonna spend time stroking
带着胆小犹豫的张三李四瞎溜达 these clueless fucking chinless country club fucking Henrys,
我想看到收益产出 否则就太可悲了 I want to see it in dollars. It's fucking pathetic otherwise.
好吧 Okay.
我们的预算是多少 What's our number?
我们这部门本年度的预算是多少 What is our desk's budget for the year?
没人知道吗 How does nobody know that fucking number?
我每天想着那个数字入睡 I go to bed with that number!
我们不欠客户任何东西 We owe our clients nothing.
我们没有受托责任 We have no fiduciary responsibility.
我们是顾问 是引导者 We're advisors, we are facilitators,
这是最重要的 first and foremost.
但你没法引导零蛋 You can't fucking facilitate nothing.
达莉娅应该知道 Daria should fucking know that.
待在你的位置上 每20分钟给阿勒顿打次电话 Sit at your desk and call Allerton every twenty minutes
直到奥布里回到办公室 till Aubrey's back at the office.
直到他听你把话说完 不准离开这里 Do not leave the floor until he's heard you out.
如果他不想让我们投资 And if he doesn't want us to write his business,
任何投资 any fucking business,
就把他从所有通讯录里删除 I want him pulled off every distribution list he's on.
因为我不喜欢炫耀 但我又有收益了 Because I hate to brag, but I've come in again.
你知道我怎么说吗 卡斯帕 You know what I say, Kaspar.
跟管理层开一次会 One meeting with management...
胜过千份研究报告 Is worth a thousand research reports.
我很高兴知道自己有价值 It's good to know I'm valued, then.
没人会说他们爱你 西奥 Nobody's gonna tell you they love you, Theo.
就像没人喜欢花钱买研究 It's not like people pay for research.
不 我们花钱就是为了买就研究 No, that's exactly what we pay for.
-来点红酒吗 先生 -我不用了 谢谢 - Wine, sir? - Not for me, thank you.
你确定我们没法引诱你吗 Are you sure we can't tempt you?
我不喝酒 I don't drink.
我是皮尔庞特的哈珀·斯登 Hi, this is Harper Stern from Pierpoint again--
你好 你是找奥布里吗 Hello again. Is it Aubrey you're after?
他回来了吗 Is he back?
刚回来 Um, just now,
-不过他可能... -我等 我等 - but he might be-- - I'll hold. I'll hold.
小达 Hey, Dar.
我们要重新装修书房 We're having the den redone.
你能 你能用世界级的眼睛帮我挑挑吗 Can you-- Can you lend that world-class eye again?
行 我看看 Yeah, let me see.
我们之前说好要绿色 Well, we agreed on green.
喂 哈珀 喂 Hello? Harper, Hello?
奥布里 我是皮尔庞特的哈珀 Hi, Aubrey. It's Harper from Pierpoint.
嗯 有什么能帮忙吗 Yeah, what can I do for you?
-这是两种绿色 -埃里克让我打给你 - It's two greens... - Eric asked me to call you.
我对你目前的敞口有个合适的交易提议 I have an interesting counter to your current exposure.
分析师认为股市会持续上涨 The analysts think that equities will continue to rally,
但我觉得不久的将来就存在风险 but I think that there is some risk in that view.
我觉得房地产又崛起了 I think that housing is rolling over.
那你有什么提议 So, what are you offering me?
这是包括看跌期权 看涨期权和信用违约互换交易 It's a combination of puts, calls, and CDS
全包含在一个风险小 投资低的产品中 packaged in an elegant, cheap suite.
不 我不交易信用违约互换交易 No, I don't trade CDS.
为什么 Why?
我不投资我不明白的产品 I don't trade products I don't understand.
这些是以简单明了的方式打包的 Well, these are packaged in a digestible way.
你不需要理解产品 只要知道收益就行 You don't need to understand the product, just the payout.
不 错误 从郁金香花苞到抵押债务证券 No, incorrect. From tulip bulbs to CDOs,
新鲜事物总是危险的象征 newness has always been a dangerous sign.
我不是那种会在黑暗中 I'm not one of those market participants
进行交易的投资者 who trades in the dark.
相信我 这些产品不是新出的 Trust me. These products aren't new.
很不幸 我只相信自己 Unfortunately, I only trust myself,
但我就要相信达莉娅了 在打了三整年交道后 but I almost trust Daria, after three full years.
还有别的事吗 Is there anything else?
哈珀 Harper?
我在 奥布里 趁着你还在线 Yeah, Aubrey, while I have you on the phone,
你想买点刚才 do you wanna do that cable idea
达莉娅说的电缆想法吗[英镑对美元汇率] that Daria was talking about at the meet?
行 那个我能明白 Sure. That's transparent enough for me.
50美金的汇率分布是多少 Make me a price in fifty dollars?
20卖出30买进 Twenty/thirty?
30买进 一共50 Thirty. Fifty dollars.
好 我再确认一下 50美金的30买进 Okay, so just to confirm, you're 50 at 30.
对 我还有其他事 但听上去很好 Yeah, I'm in a bit of a hurry, but that sounds great.
谢谢你抽出时间 Thanks for your time.
20卖出 30买进 买进
听起来有点进展 Sounded like something.
对 他会考虑一下 但我成功地让他 Yeah, he's gonna think about it, but I managed to get him to
交易了一些外汇 50电缆 trade some FX now. Fifty cable.
他是卖出吗 Did-- Did he sell?
不 他买进了 No, he bought it.
就英镑现在的汇率 With sterling where it is?
对 Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
-今天好漫长啊 -电梯门关闭 - Long day. - Doors closing.
电梯门关闭 Doors closing.
电梯下行 Lift going down.
提醒一句 女士们 Just an FYI, ladies.
你们住在一起很温馨 It's cute that you're living together,
但工作时保持专业 but keep it professional at work.
明白 Understood.
很抱歉 不会再发生了 Really sorry. It won't happen again.
电梯门打开 Doors opening.
自从谷歌从04年上市以来 I mean, since Google went public in '04,
工资差不多翻了一百倍 物价却只翻了十倍 earnings are up a hundredfold, the price is up tenfold.
对 你瞧 这才是真正的基础产业转型 Yeah, see, that's real underlying business change.
你俩肯定是校友 You two must have been at school together.
对 我比他大两届 Uh, yeah, I was, uh, two years above.
同一个宿舍 Same house.
上世纪英国公立学校和寄宿学校 年幼学生需做年长学生的侍从
他是你的侍从吗 Was he your fag?
我觉得这个在90年代就废用了 I think that was abolished in the '90s.
老伊顿人的唇枪舌剑功夫 Well, the Old Etonians' capacity for debate
还在继续摧毁这个国家 continues to ruin the country.
见鬼 我又来了 不如我们换个地方吧 Oh, shit. I've done it again. How about a change of scenery?
-我感觉喝饱了 -很好 - I feel sufficiently lubricated. - Good.
那就结账吧 Fine to settle?
安娜贝尔酒吧在召唤我们 Annabel's is calling.
我们去花钱找女人聊天吧 Let's go and pay some women to talk to us.
马尔贝克葡萄酒 选得好 Malbec. Good choice.
如果卡斯帕认为我是保守党 那我的工作会更简单 My job's easier if Kaspar thinks I'm conservative.
我们也去松久餐厅再喝一杯吗 就在附近 Shall we have one in Nobu? It's only around the corner.
不好意思 各位 Excuse me, guys.
-乌斯曼 幸会 -我也是 - Usman, very good to meet you. - And you.
卡斯帕总说 我最好的生意本能 You know, Kaspar always said my, uh, best business instinct
就是我的好奇心 is my curiosity.
你去过汗水舞池吗 Have you ever been to Sweat Prom?
我们今晚的任务是让加斯怀孕 Our mission tonight is to get Gus pregnant.
-他们要去哪啪啪啪 -什么 - Where do they go to fuck? - What?
当他们来性质以后 You know, when they want to go fuck?
他想知道暗室在哪里 Ah, he wants to know where the dark room is.
你为什么问我 Why you asking me?
他们建这些地方不都有标准的吗 Well, don't they build all these places to standard?
本 Oi, Ben!
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
你好吗 罗杰斯 You all right, Rogers?
你好吗 这里不错啊 对吧 You well? This is all right, innit?
威廉·亨特
93/94赛季阿森纳客场球衣
♪ I wish that I Could see you now ♪
♪ Wish you called any day ♪
♪ Nevermore, no, no, no ♪
你邀请威廉聊天 你好
♪ Later on, later on ♪
♪ Pass it on the way ♪
你说什么
♪ See you waiting for yourself ♪
♪ Everything ♪
哈珀 Harper?
-对 是我 -威尔 - Hey, yeah. - Hey. Will.
-威尔 -如果你还没猜到是我的话 - Will, hi. - If you hadn't guessed.
你好吗 How's it going?
-天呐 抱歉 -好的开始 - Jesus, sorry. - Whoa, good start.
-抱歉 -没事 - Sorry. - It's okay.
我之前在兜售大学申请的套餐 I was hawking university application packages.
算是种"进入大学"的辅导员吧 It's kind of like a "Getting into uni" Consultant.
我的客户 所有人 都是白痴 Everyone I worked with, every single one of them, moron.
我有一个电话名单 诺丁山 肯辛顿 So, I'd have this call list, Notting Hill, Kensington,
切尔西的电话表 那种东西 Chelsea numbers, that sort of thing,
要是有人接电话 你就说 And as soon as somebody picked up, you'd be like,
"你开始考虑准备申请大学了吗" "Have you started thinking about university preparation yet?"
让他们提前害怕 Get the fear in them early, you know.
那些孩子都几岁 How old are the kids?
13岁 14岁吧 Like 13, 14?
不会吧 你都跟14岁小孩谈什么 No fucking way. What do you talk to a 14-year-old about?
大部分是逼 对 Pussy, mostly. Yeah.
男孩子总是告诉我他们撸管的对象 The boys are always telling me what they wank to.
很奇怪 很奇怪 但我就敷衍他们 It is weird. It is weird. But I just nod along.
"对 伙计 没错" "Oh, okay, mate, sure."
凯莉还是肯豆[卡戴珊家族最小两姐妹] Kylie or Kendall?
对 那个猪头没来 Yeah, the dickhead didn't show.
你认识她吗 Do you know her?
我为什么会认识她 Why would I know her?
我觉得你是那种 You just strike me as the kind of guy
会一次约好几个女人的男人 who would arrange a multiple-choice date.
那就太变态了 That would be sociopathic.
威廉·亨特 William Hunt.
"要涉猎" "Will hunt."
那是名字还是手法 Is that, like, a name or an M.O.?
这是猎狗要狩猎了 This dog will hunt.
-太恐怖了 -我也觉得不该说这话 - That's literally horrible. - I felt bad saying it.
你觉得在那什么之前 What do you think the record is
说话最少的记录 是说了几个词 for the least amount of words spoken at one of these before...
在什么之前 Before what?
-我没洗澡 -我不想让你洗 - I haven't showered. - I don't want you to.
好 Okay.
-你有避孕套吗 -有 - Do you have a condom? -Yeah.
好 去拿 Okay, get it.
没割包皮啊 Ah, an uncut dick.
我感觉自己像是在理查德·柯蒂斯的电影里 I feel like I'm in a Richard Curtis movie.
对 Yes--
♪ ("FEARING LOVE" BY SERGE DEVANT PLAYING) ♪
♪ I always think of you, baby ♪
♪ You, baby ♪
♪ And when the fire's Burning out ♪
♪ It's always Back in you, honey ♪
♪ You, honey ♪
♪ You got me going Round and round ♪
♪ To get away from you, baby ♪
♪ You, baby ♪
♪ And when the stars Are coming out... ♪
爽 Yes!
♪ You, honey ♪
我都走了 你能行吗 I have to go. You gonna be okay?
给他任何想要的 Get him anything he wants.
只要他明早还活着 就没事 As long as he's alive in the morning, we're good.
兄弟 Mate!
克拉彭 你能去克拉彭吗 Clapham. Can you go to Clapham?
伙计 别去克拉彭 Mate, don't go to Clapham.
好吗 永远别去克拉彭 All right? Never go to fucking Clapham.
直接回家吧 Let's just go home.
去搞定客户 这是克莱门特希望的 Go and secure the client. That's what Clement would want.
你能带我们去芬斯伯里公园吗 Can you take us to Finsbury Park?
-能 上车 -留下 - Yeah, jump in. - Stay.
去克拉彭 谢谢 Clapham, please, mate.
不客气 No worries.
搞什么 哥们 听着 What the fuck? Dude, look.
你不能这样来这里 懂吗 爱丽丝在 You cannot just show up here. Okay? Alice is here.
她睡了吗 Is she asleep?
-拜托 让我进去 -回家 - Come on, let me in. - Just go home.
我们明天聊 We'll talk about it tomorrow--
我们是朋友 让我进去 We're friends. Just let me in.
-别鸡巴推我 -你干什么 - Fucking stop pushing me. - What you doing?
伙计 闭嘴 Mate. Shut up!
闭嘴 给我闭嘴 Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
闭上嘴 Shut the fuck up.
停 好了 停 Stop. Okay, stop.
给我闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
你会吵醒她的 You'll wake her.
翘屁嫩男乔伊·埃塞克斯去伊维萨岛度假
你真的每次做爱 So do you seriously always chew gum
都嚼口香糖吗 while you're having sex?
-对 那个 -我都没注意到 - Yeah, I mean... - I didn't even notice.
-我只是身上总有口香糖 -你想要这个吗 - I just, um, I've always got gum... - Do you want this?
-想要 很想要 -别告诉别人 - Yeah, I do. I really do. - Don't tell anyone.
-比起假扮抢劫 我更喜欢这个 -天呐 - Prefer it to staging a robbery. - Oh, my God.
抱歉 我 Oh. Sorry, I, um-- -
我以为你睡了 I thought you went to bed.
没有 我想放放空 Oh, yeah, no, I'm just trying to unwind.
这是威尔 但他要走了 所以 This is Will. But he's just leaving, so...
真的 这里太棒了 Really, uh, wicked place.
-谢谢 -谢谢你 - Thanks. - Thank you.
-你要...走吧 -嗯 好 - D'you... Go ahead. - Yeah, sure.
谢谢这个 还有刚才的性爱 Uh, so, thanks for that and that.
嗯 没问题 回头见 好 Right, yeah, of course. See you about. Yeah.
-拜 -拜 - Bye. - Bye.
那是表现良好的奖励吗 Is that a performance bonus?
我觉得是想试图现殷勤吧 Oh, I think it was an attempt at chivalry.
-你想来点吗 -嗯 - You want some? - Okay.
我刚才真的以为是塞巴 I genuinely thought that was Seb for a second.
所以我才选他 That's why I chose him.
听着 Listen.
我觉得你如果你想付房租 你就该付 I think if you want to pay rent, then you should pay rent.
那是个好主意 I think that's a really good idea.
三千可以吗 毕竟这是诺丁山 所以 Is 3K fair? It is Notting Hill, so...
我们能商量出个数 We can figure something out.
♪ ("WISH YOU CALLED" BY SWAN LINGO PLAYING) ♪
♪ I wish that I Could see you now ♪
♪ Wish you called any day ♪
♪ Nevermore, no, no, no ♪
♪ Later on, later on ♪
♪ Pass it on the way ♪
♪ See you waiting for yourself ♪
♪ Everything that you need ♪
♪ You're the captain Build away ♪
♪ Don't hold me ♪
♪ Some things You want from me ♪
♪ I can't, I can't Be everything ♪
♪ Some things You want from me ♪
♪ I can't, I can't Be everything ♪
♪ I, I won't Fulfill your every need ♪
在这样环境中做为女人真实感觉是什么? What's it really like, being a woman in this environment?
不只是男人 Not so much as being a man.
而且总是开玩笑 And there's always banter.
开玩笑? 这说词委婉了 Banter? Sounds like a euphemism.
好吧 你必须有幽默感 Well, you have to have a sense of humor.
显然 这很令人费解 我一定记错了 This is clearly a brain-fry, um, I must've mis-booked it.
你之所以来这里 You come here because it's one
是因为它是很少有人在乎的地方 of the fewer places where nobody cares where you're from.
如果不干净 你工作就是在冒险 You risk your job if you don't come clean.
不 不 我不允许犯任何错误 No, no. I'm not allowed to make any mistakes.
就是说 你骗我? So you lied to me?
好吧 这是非法的? Well, is it illegal?
这里有许多潜在的榜样 There are many potential role models here.
你能成为其中一员 You can be one of them.