美国众神 前情提要
伊夫里特 葛林姆尼尔要你去玉米皇宫 Ifrit, Grimnir needs you at the Corn Palace.
去找老伊克托米 Ask for Old Iktomi.
-找他干什么 -去要永恒之枪 - To what end? - Gungnir.
你派那个眼睛冒火的和那小精灵 You're getting Fire-eyes and the fairy
去取你那破枪了是吗 to fetch your fucking spear for ya?
我没想过玉米皇宫是这样的 I didn't picture the Corn Palace like this.
我想象中它似乎要更黄一点 就像玉米 In my head, it was a lot more yellow. Like corn.
路边的标志都是绿的 Roadside attractions are all about the green.
这是能带来死亡的武器 This is an instrument of death.
那个嘛 我古老的朋友 That, my very old friend,
这就不是你能管的事了 is not your motherfucking concern.
我的枪 My spear?
好了 先生们 Okay, gentlemen,
矮人之王在等待我们 the King of the Dwarves awaits us!
阿尔维斯 温达尔夫之子 Alviss, son of Vindalf.
了不起的永恒之枪 The wondrous Gungnir.
现在最要紧的是符文 众神之父 The runes require attention, All-father.
篆刻符文是德瓦林的领域 And rune carving is Dvalin's domain.
你最近见过那个小混蛋吗 Have you seen that little bastard lately?
美国众神 第二季第六集
♪我有个秘密食谱♪ ♪ I have a secret recipe ♪
♪极其富有技巧♪ ♪ Concocted with much skill ♪
♪一旦你尝过了我的特色菜♪ ♪ And once you've tried my special dish ♪
♪你就永远也吃不够♪ ♪ You'll never get your fill ♪
♪用♪ ♪ Take... ♪
♪十位绝色美女但只有九套演出服♪ ♪ Ten terrific girls but only nine costumes ♪
♪你将烹制出一道大餐♪ ♪ You're cooking up something grand ♪
♪混合琥珀色的灯光和优雅的布景♪ ♪ Mix in some amber light and elegant scenery ♪
♪配一支上好的爵士乐队♪ ♪ Stir in a fine jazz band ♪
♪加几个有趣的男人♪ ♪ And add some funny men ♪
♪撒上些欢声笑语♪ ♪ And pepper with laughter ♪
♪刺激又可口♪ ♪ It's tart and tasty I know ♪
♪热腾腾地端上来♪ ♪ Then serve it piping hot ♪
♪到底是道什么菜♪ ♪ And what have you got? ♪
♪一场滑稽秀♪ ♪ A burlesque show ♪
♪用十位绝色美女和九套演出服♪ ♪ Take ten terrific girls but only nine costumes ♪
♪你将烹制出一道大餐♪ ♪ And you're cooking up something grand ♪
晚上好 欢迎各位来到皇家剧院 Good evening! Welcome to the Regius Theater one and all.
今晚 给大家带来的是 Tonight, for your viewing pleasure,
为人所知 为人所爱的锤子之神 you know him, you love him, God of Hammers,
诸神黄昏之灾 伟大的多纳尔 scourge of Ragnarok! Donar the Great!
她唱歌 她跳舞 但你们可别上当 She sings, she dances, but don't be fooled, guys,
她能把五十码开外跳蚤的蛋蛋射掉 she can shoot the balls off a flea at 50 yards.
哥伦比娅小姐 Miss Columbia!
听好了 别走开 都来尝 So, listen, stick around, sample it all.
人人都能在这灯火通明的 There's something here for everyone
欢乐大道上找到心头好 on the illuminated runway of joy!
♪一场滑稽秀♪ ♪ A burlesque show ♪
♪热腾腾地端上来♪ ♪ Serve it piping hot ♪
♪到底是道什么菜♪ ♪ And what have you got? ♪
♪一场滑稽秀♪ ♪ A burlesque ♪
♪一场葛林姆尼尔滑稽秀♪ ♪ A Grimnir burlesque show ♪
你和女伴今晚真是光彩照人 You and your date look gorgeous tonight, huh?
很棒的演出 老兄 Swell show, fella!
非常感谢 Oh. Thank you so much.
葛林姆尼尔先生 Mr. Grimnir!
给那边三号桌上一瓶最好的香槟 Bottle of our finest bubbly for Table number 3 over there.
店里请客 On the house.
满上 Fill 'er up.
可算醒了 There she is.
你睡得好吗 You sleep okay?
跟奥丁之眠没法比 Hardly the Odinsleep, but...
但足够应付眼前的任务了 it'll do for the task ahead.
我还以为你死了呢 Thought you might've been dead.
别小瞧装死 装得跟真的一样得靠技术 Playing dead convincingly is an underrated skill.
把我的吉他从后备箱拿出来好吗 搭档 Would you get my guitar out of the trunk, partner?
这一天糟糕透了 This day turns to shit...
我要离开这 I'm outta here.
别嚎这么大声 穆恩先生 Would you lower your bark, Mr. Moon?
这是片令人尊敬的地区 This is a respectable neighborhood.
我以为我们是来找矮人的 I thought we were looking for dwarves.
是啊 We are.
有人在他们的权力中心建了座商场 Someone built a mall over their center of power
他们不得不想方设法勉强度日 so they do what they have to to get by.
通过做零售 In this case, retail.
这里曾是俄摩拉城 This used to be Gomorrah.
成群新潮的年轻人 Hordes of teeny-boppers,
有着无法填满的购物欲 their insatiable desire for retail urges
每次刷他们老爸的信用卡都是火上浇油 stoked by every swipe of their Daddy's credit card.
如今呢 And now?
出自中世纪拉丁语赞美诗《震怒之日》
震怒之日 终末之时 Dies irm, dies illa,
天地万物 化作灰烬 Solvet saeclum in favilla,
店铺关门 全场三折
全如大卫与希维拉之预言 Teste David cum Sibylla.
大清仓
致遍地都是的过气商场 To dead malls everywhere:
愿你在自己贪婪的残垣断壁中腐烂 may you rot in the detritus of your own cupidity!
别嚎这么大声 星期三 Lower your bark, Wednesday.
这是片令人尊敬的地区 It's a respectable neighborhood.
有时你会让我想起我儿子 Sometimes you remind me of my son.
你儿子 Your son?
对 Yeah.
走吧 去找辛德里和杜华林 Come on. Let's go find Sindri and Dvalin.
战争开始了 The war begins
却没人看到 and nobody sees it.
风暴在咆哮 The storm lowers
却无人知晓 and nobody knows it.
一个卡车司机 在丹佛 A truck driver, in Denver,
被一把橡胶柄羊角锤杀死了 killed by a rubber-gripped claw-headed hammer
就在自己家中 in his home.
一个九位隐士组成的群体 A community of nine anchorites
死于二氧化碳中毒 dead from carbon monoxide poisoning.
亚特兰大一间海鲜饭店的龙虾缸被砸碎了 A lobster tank smashed in an Atlanta seafood restaurant.
单独的袭击或许会引发火花 Single attacks may light the spark.
但是... But...
怎么 S'up?
胜利 Victory...
需要同时具有 ...requires a power
广泛与深度的力量 of breadth and scope.
你的崇拜者 收获他们的力量 Your worshippers harness their power.
行 好啊 Oh, yeah, totally.
我可以再进一步 I can up my game.
瞧我的 Check this out.
各位 看了这么多大家很开心吧
这么长时间以来的陪伴
喜欢的话就多多点赞哦
爱你们哦
乳贴都多贴点 女郎们 Double up on that nipple tape, Ecdysiasts.
没人是来看你们乳晕的 Nobody coming here to see your areolas.
那些男孩都是被多纳尔的大胸肌吸引来的 It's Donar's moose knocker that brings all the boys to the yard.
这鞋是谁的 Whose shoes are these?
这鞋是他妈谁的 Whose fucking shoes are these?
我不是你们的管家 I don't work for you crackers!
我不是被雇来打杂工的 I'm not the hired help around this bitch!
有些弱不禁风的舞女 Somebody is goin' to break their skinny stripper neck
会因为这双破鞋而被折断脖子了 on account of those motherfucking shoes!
惹我发脾气 Got my pressure up.
我的女王 我们协定的基本条款是 My queen? The nature of our arrangement is such
我获得你百分之二十的崇拜 that I get 20 percent of your worship.
我本应该「雄起」着笑傲江湖 但是呢 I should be smiling with a hard-on but, alas,
我却没有 I am not.
把你的脸从镜子里抽出来 Get yo' face out the mirror.
赶紧给我上台去 Get your ass on the stage!
我只会数到七 I'm gonna count to seven
并且我要从四开始 and I'm startin' at four!
等下 让我来 Here, let me.
别让我兴起 哥伦比娅 Do not arouse me, Columbia.
如果我的剑在台上竖起 If my sword were to get aloft on stage...
那我们就会再被突查 俱乐部会关闭 We'll get raided again, the club will close down,
我们去加利福尼亚 充满机会的土地 we can go to California, land of opportunity!
我知道你想离开芝加哥 但我需要时间 I know you desire to leave Chicago, but I need more time.
我不能抛弃葛林姆尼尔 现在不行 I can't abandon Grimnir, not now.
他需要我 He needs me.
他需要的是一匹小乖马 What he needs is a pony for
帮他演狗与小马秀 那马就是你 先生 his dog-and-pony show, and that's you, mister.
我们每晚都在表演同一首舞曲 We do the same tired song and dance night after night,
依赖于那些醉酒赌客的廉价掌声 feeding off of cheap applause of drunken punters.
但在西部 我们就是自由的 But out west, we'd be free.
来吧 多尼 Come on, Donnie.
你不想离开这个耗无新意的脱衣舞厅吗 Don't you wanna get out of this two-bit peeler palace?
谁知道我在加利福尼亚会不会成功 Who knows if I'd even survive in California?
西部前线可没有 The frontier isn't exactly
大量的黑森佣兵与维京人来歌颂我 rife with Hessians and Vikings to pay my tribute.
你正驾驭着天命呢 宝贝 You're ridin' with Manifest Destiny, baby.
我就是西部 I am the West.
我不会让任何事发生在你身上的 I won't let anything happen to you.
我与葛林姆尼尔有约定 I have a contract with Grimnir.
你也一样 So do you.
都十年了 多纳尔 It's been 10 years, Donar.
是时候向前看了 It's time to move on.
我们一起 Together.
晚上好 年轻的先生 Good evening, young sir.
这不是大主角儿吗 Well, if it isn't the top banana.
女士们 去把这位先生伺候舒服了 Ladies, make this gentleman comfortable. Go on.
靠上去 Snuggle up!
我叫葛林姆尼尔 艾尔·葛林姆尼尔 Grimnir's the name. Al Grimnir.
这家好店的所有者 Owner of this fine establishment.
好店 Fine?
听着 老爹 我见过好地方 而这里... Listen, pops, I've seen fine and this...
可不算好 ...ain't it.
看来你是位有独特欣赏力的人 Oh, you're a man of discriminating taste?
姑娘们 靠你们来改变他的想法了 Well, girls, you're just gonna have to convince him otherwise.
这位是伊桑巴 This is Isamba
还有她迷人的姐妹 葛芙 and her enchanting sister, Gfjun,
我们这里最有天赋的两位女郎 two of our most gifted showgirls.
我不知道 乔治 I dunno, George.
是艾尔 It's Al.
好吧 艾尔 Well, Al,
你的香槟平淡无味 樱桃陈旧不鲜 your bubbly's flat, your cherries are stale,
而你的女孩们 比你的西装还廉价 and your girls... are cheaper than your suit.
我正要走呢 I was just leaving.
别别别 你不能走 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You can't leave,
现在不行 你会错过我们最好的演出 not just yet. You're gonna miss our best act.
不 再说了 你或许知道我们另外的名字 No, besides, you might know us by our other name.
我们是古神 We are the Ancient Ones.
你知道 就是那一群为你们小孩铺路 You know, the ones that paved the way
让你们能有所作为的神灵 so you kids could do your thing.
这是找你的 That's for you.
是啊 Yeah...
很好 Great. Mm-hmm.
是的 I am.
听着 这事妥妥的 用不着 Look, it's as good as done. No need...
知道 我不会的 再见 Yeah, I won't. Ciao.
你怎么还在这 You're still here.
你们是对时代潮流了如指掌 You know, you guys, you've got your fingers on the pulse
但当人们发现了一种新的通讯方式呢 but what happens when people find a new way to communicate,
这玩意就成了废物了 huh, and this thing becomes obsolete.
不会的 老头子 No way, gramps.
贝尔大妈不会被淘汰 Ma Bell is here to stay.
即美国贝尔电话公司
我很欣赏你的自信 Oh, I admire your confidence.
但是当 我是说「当」 But when - and I mean "When" -
一个新事物闪亮登场 a new shiny thing comes along and these wires
这些电话线 拨号盘和电木走向消亡 and dials and Bakelite all hit the skids,
你会需要一些 you are gonna need some
真正的力量来支持你 real power on your side.
该干活了 Time to go to work.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen!
乔伊·阿拉梅达和热箱七人组 Joey Alameda and the Hot Box Seven!
很棒的乐队吧 来个谢幕吧伙计们 The band, huh? Come on, guys, take a bow.
很棒的乐队 好了可以了 The band. Okay, that's enough.
我们可不想让他们太兴奋 We wouldn't want to get them too excited,
否则他们会要求加薪的 they'll want more money.
现在 我们的下一位表演者 Now, our next performer,
他锋利如钉尖 强壮似公牛 oh, he's sharp as a tack, strong as an ox,
而且我听说 and a big hit not just
受打击的可不仅仅是女性观众哦 with the ladies in our audience, I hear, huh?
好了 So!
让我们把古往今来的是非都留在斯堪的纳维亚 Putting the scandal in Scandinavia since time immemorial,
掌声有请我的帅小伙 let's give a big hand for my boy!
伟大的多纳尔 Donar the Great!
打扰了 先生 请问您是经理吗 Excuse me, sir, are you the manager?
怎么 你想买俱乐部 Why, you wanna buy a club?
不是 我同事和我 No. My colleagues and I would
想和您聊聊您的大力士 like to have a word with you about your strongman.
对了 你们为什么佩戴那些折边的叉号 Oh, well, tell me, wh-why do you wear the flanged thwarts?
什么 Sorry?
希腊十字形的交叉图案 The angle cross of fylfot.
贡瓦尔德石头上的符文 The rune on Gunnvaldr's stone.
您是说我的臂带 Oh, my armband?
这是我们组织的象征 It's the symbol of our organization.
新德国之友 The Friends of New Germany.
德国移民在美国成立的纳粹组织
这样啊 Oh, right.
我竟不知她已登上了我们的海岸 I wasn't aware she'd landed on our shores.
我叫曼弗雷德 我能请您喝一杯吗 The name's Manfred. May I buy you a drink?
好啊 Yeah.
为什么不 Why not?
不朽的回忆
抱歉 众神之父 但你在浪费时间 I'm sorry, Alfather, but you're wasting your time.
我真该把阿尔维斯掐死 他居然让你来这 I ought to throttle Alviss for sending you here.
他明知道杜华林做不到你要求的事 He knows Dvalin isn't capable of what you ask.
我从没想过这样的失败 I never expected to hear such defeat
会出自你之口 in the voice of the one they call...
所谓的斯巴克-喷枪 ...Spark-Sprayer.
恐怕我的巨人哥哥 I fear my giant of a brother
让你来是为了羞辱我 大人 has sent you here to humiliate me, my lord.
损坏之物能够且必须被修复 What was been broken can and must be repaired,
我的矮人朋友 为了未来 my dwarfish friend, for the sake of the future.
你说呢 尤弥尔之子 想刻划我的符文吗 What say you, Son of Ymir? Wanna etch my runes?
看来阿尔维斯并未告诉你一切 Alviss didn't tell you everything, I see.
他怎么了 What's wrong with him?
和我们的其他同类一样 Same damn thing that's wrong with the rest of our kind:
他将比大多数人更快送命 he's meeting his fate sooner than most.
他现在就在工作 为何不能刻好长枪 He's working now. Why doesn't he just etch the spear?
对了辛德里 这是我的副手 影子 Oh, Sindri, this is my associate, Shadow.
你说影子 Shadow, you say?
恐怕没那么简单 大人 I'm afraid it's not that simple, my lord.
刻划战争符文所需的力量 The strength to etch runes
需要一件蕴含巨大能量的手工艺品提供 of war would require an artifact of great power.
多巨大 Oh, how great?
翻个面 Turn it over.
娄·里德所穿皮夹克
该死的矮人 Fucking dwarves.
说半天就为件皮夹克 All this for a leather jacket?
那可是卢·里德的皮夹克 Lou Reed's leather jacket!
整个商场最具能量的物品 It's the most powerful item in the whole mall.
真棒 Great.
听着 买回夹克 Look, just buy the jacket,
让这个啰嗦鬼刻好长枪 get Chatty back there to etch the spear,
回开罗还能赶上晚餐 and we're back in Cairo in time for dinner.
我不会为 I'm not spending one cent
该死的侏儒花一分血汗钱 of my hard-earned money on fucking dwarves.
那你想怎么做 What do you wanna do?
不行 No.
照看好那玩意 Take good care of that.
我们会回来的 We shall return.
也许你们都不该跳舞 Maybe y'all shouldn't dance.
也许你们都只要摆摆造型就好了 Maybe y'all should just pose.
-我来吧 哇哦 -多纳尔 - I got it. Whoa! - Donar.
这几位来自新德国之友的先生 These gentlemen are from the Friends of New Germany
想找你谈件我十分赞同的事 with a proposition for you, which I thoroughly endorse.
曼弗雷德 这位是多纳尔 Manfred, this is Donar.
很高兴认识你 多纳尔 It's a pleasure to meet you, Donar.
我们很欣赏你的演出 We really enjoyed your act.
我会听听你的提议 I shall listen to your proposition.
我们想要赞助一个美国人 Well, we wanna sponsor an American
去参加今年芝加哥举行的世界举重锦标赛 for the World Weightlifting Championship in Chicago this year
当我们看到你在台上的表演 and when we saw you out there on that stage,
我们知道你就是我们想找的人 we knew you were our guy.
我们是一个有着美国价值观的组织 You see, we're an organization with American values.
而且我们在你的身上看到了那些价值 And we see those values in you.
力量 自信 优良的人种 Strength, confidence, good breeding.
多尼 你姓什么 Donnie... what's your last name?
我没有姓 I don't have one.
-奥丁森 -芬兰名字吗 - Odinson. - Finnish?
不不不 你继续 曼弗雷德 继续 No, no, no, no, no. You carry on, Manfred, carry on.
跟我们签约 我们管理所有事情 Well, sign on with us, we'll take care of everything.
你只需要来秀肌肉就好了 All you have to do is show up and bring the muscle.
-感兴趣吗 -他当然感兴趣 - Interested? - Of course he's interested.
太棒了 我们会提供你吃的 Great. So, we're gonna feed you
给你找好住的地方 and we're gonna put you up
再帮你把胡子和头发剃一剃 and give you a little shave and a haircut.
你只需要举举重就行了 All you have to do is just lift the heavy things.
我接受你的提议 德国的恶魔 I accept your proposition, Fiend of Germany.
德国的朋友 Friend of Germany.
-朋友 -好儿子 - Friend. - That's my boy!
太棒了 Wonderful.
明天下午一点到这个地址 Oh, well, be at this address tomorrow at 1:00
我们就可以开始了 and we'll get started.
我们会欣然到场的 Oh, we'll be there with bells on.
吼吼 太好了 Oh ho! Hot dog!
多纳尔·奥丁森 你知道这意味什么吗 Donar Odinson. Do you know what this means?
他们想让我成为他们的冠军 They want me to be their champion.
不 远没有这么简单 Oh, no. It's much more than that.
这是 这是一次复兴的机会 Oh, this is... this is a resurrection!
那些穿长筒靴的蠢货会让你重现辉煌 Those jackbooted idiots will elevate you to your former glory!
你怎么想 亲爱的 What do you think, my dear, huh?
你有没有幻想到我的儿子 Can't you see my son,
站在风城的顶端挥舞着他的锤子 towering over the Windy City with his hammer?
低级神和新神只能幻想这种荣耀 Oh, lesser Gods and New Gods could only dream of such glory,
这种神样的壮丽 such godly magnificence.
你会使我们整个万神都上一台阶 You are gonna elevate our entire pantheon.
他们为什么要带着那个折边的图案 Why were they wearing the flanged thwarts?
他们是纳粹 不是吗 They were Nazis, weren't they?
他们只是一群寻找牧羊人的羊 They're sheep in search of a shepherd.
就像他是个寻找崇拜者的神 Like he is a God in search of worshippers.
让我骄傲 我的儿子 Make me proud, my son.
太好了 Oh, oh, oh, yes.
美国纳粹 American Nazis.
你也听到葛林姆尼尔说的了 这是复兴 Well, you heard Grimnir. It's a resurrection.
但是他们让我感到害怕 多尼 But they frighten me, Donnie.
他们只是凡人 没有什么可以害怕的 They're only men. They're nothing to be afraid of.
我会拿个冠军 I shall win the Championships,
整个国家都会高呼我的名字 and all across the country they'll be chanting my name.
甚至远到加利福尼亚 Even as far away as California.
加利福尼亚 California.
我会赢的 到时候我们想去哪都可以 I will win. And when I do, we can go wherever we want.
多尼 你是认真的吗 你是真心的吗 Donnie, do ya mean it? Do ya really mean it?
看起来你是真心的 I guess you do mean it.
好了 快走吧 我该换衣服了 Now, scram. I gotta get dressed.
BGM: Don't Fence Me In
♪野猫凯利看起来强壮又苍白♪ ♪ Wildcat Kelly looking mighty pale ♪
♪站在警长边♪ ♪ Standing by the sheriff's side ♪
♪当那个警长说 我要送你去监狱♪ ♪ And when that sheriff said, "I'm sending you to jail" ♪
♪野猫抬起头大喊♪ ♪ Wildcat raised his head and cried ♪
♪在这个星光灿烂的天空下给我自由的空间♪ ♪ Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above ♪
♪不要囚禁我♪ ♪ Don't fence me in ♪
♪让我在热爱的国家自由驰骋♪ ♪ Let me ride through the wide-open country that I love ♪
♪不要囚禁我♪ ♪ Don't fence me in ♪
♪让我独自一人在晚风中♪ ♪ Let me be by myself in the evening breeze ♪
♪听着杨树的悄声私语♪ ♪ Listen to the murmurs of the cottonwood trees ♪
♪你可以将我送走但是我恳求你♪ ♪ Send me off forever but I ask you please ♪
♪不要囚禁我♪ ♪ Don't fence me in ♪
♪放我走吧♪ ♪ Just turn me loose ♪
♪让我骑着马驰骋在西部的天空下♪ ♪ Let me straddle my own saddle underneath the western skies ♪
♪骑着我的小马 带我游荡到远方♪ ♪ On my cayuse let me wander over yonder ♪
♪直到我看见屹立的山♪ ♪ 'Til I see the mountains rise ♪
♪我想骑到山脊 西部的开端♪ ♪ want to ride to the ridge where the west commences ♪
♪凝视着月亮直到我失去知觉♪ ♪ Gaze at the moon until I lose my senses ♪
♪我不忍直视捆缚不能忍受栅栏♪ ♪ Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences ♪
♪不要囚禁我♪ ♪ Don't fence me in ♪
不要囚禁我 Don't fence me in!
全脱掉 Take it all off!
♪放我走吧♪ ♪ Just turn me loose ♪
♪让我骑着马驰骋在西部的天空下♪ ♪ Let me straddle my own saddle underneath the western skies ♪
♪骑着我的小马 带我游荡到远方♪ ♪ On my cayuse let me wander over yonder ♪
♪直到我看见屹立的山♪ ♪'Til I see the mountains rise ♪
♪我想骑到山脊♪ ♪ I want to ride to the ridge ♪
♪西部的开端♪ ♪ Where the west commences ♪
♪凝视着月亮直到我失去知觉♪ ♪ Gaze at the moon 'til I lose my senses ♪
♪我不忍直视捆缚不能忍受栅栏♪ ♪ Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences ♪
♪不要囚禁我♪ ♪ Don't fence me in ♪
BGM: I Remember You by Skid Row
♪ Woke up to the sound of pouring rain ♪
♪ The wind would whisper and I'd think of you... ♪
卢·里德的皮夹克 7500美元
这个郁郁寡欢的小男孩来自长岛 He was a moody Jewish kid from Long Island.
一个毁灭性的 A destructive,
吸毒成瘾的天才 定义了一个时代 drug-addled genius who defined an era
他探索自己的灵魂深处 by dredging the depths of his soul
将一腔热血附着在一把破破烂烂的吉他上 and setting them to the music of a badly tuned guitar.
这件夹克曾和大卫·鲍伊 格雷斯·琼斯 Oh, this jacket has rubbed shoulders with David Bowie,
伊基·波普 帕蒂·史密斯并肩作战 Grace Jones, Iggy Pop, Patty Smith.
而它必将属于我 And it simply must be mine.
什么 怎么可能 你是个 What? No way. You're a...
-主教 -没错 - Bishop? - Yeah!
哈默史密斯 Hammersmith.
我大老远从林肯开车过来 Drove all the way up from Lincoln
就为了亲眼见到它 just to see it in person.
现在你知道我的名字和业余爱好了 卡尔 Now you know my name and my other passion, Carl.
卡尔
我只是 没想到会把卢的夹克 Well, I'll be. I just... I never thought I'd sell Lou
卖给一位神职人员 to a man of the cloth.
你是个死忠粉 对吗 You're a super fan, huh?
没错 Oh, yeah.
我也有过狂野的时光 不过是过去的事了 Oh, I've had my wild times, though, in the past.
伟大的摇滚就像信仰一样 Great rock and roll, like faith,
永远无法从人的灵魂里抹掉 对吗 can never really be shaken from the viscera of one's soul. Huh?
可不是吗 我也是红辣椒乐队的粉丝 Yeah, tell me about it. I'm a Chili's fan myself.
我高中的时候就喜欢他们 一直到现在 I loved 'em in high school; I love 'em now.
我的乐队翻唱了「另一面」 My band does a sick cover of "Otherside."
没错 伙计 Yeah, man.
就是她了 Here she is.
一件卢·里德穿过并签过名的衣服 A jacket worn and signed by Lou Reed himself.
只卖7500美元 All for the low retail cost of $7,500.
现金还是刷卡 Cash or charge?
现金 Cash?
现金 好的 Cash. Okay.
你想穿上它吗 Wow. You wanna try this puppy on?
马丁·路德是路德教徒吗 Is Martin Luther a Lutheran?
是吗 Yes?
我不知道 I have no idea.
穿上吧 好的 Let's do this thing. All right.
八九十 七千了 Eight, nine, ten is seven,
一二三四五 够了 and one, two, three, four, five makes us even.
我再检查检查最后这几张 I'm just gonna check these last few bills
就给你写收据 可以吗 and I'll write you a receipt, okay?
告诉我 你们卖衣服有提成吗 Tell me, do you guys work on commission?
恐怕没有 No. Afraid not.
或许你能收下这张小费 Perhaps you'd accept this as a tip, then.
我真不该收 I really shouldn't.
但是 保佑你 主教 But yeah, bless you, Bishop.
不 保佑你 卡尔 No, bless you, Carl.
手举起来 艾尔 Hands up, Al.
哥们 你在干什么 Oh, buddy! What are you doing?
他可是主教 This man's a bishop!
那我还是碧昂斯呢 Yeah, and I'm Beyonce.
铐上他 伙计们 Cuff him, boys.
谢谢你 我是安迪·哈德克特工 Appreciate it. I'm Agent Andy Haddock.
美国特勤局 United States Secret Service.
为什么要抓这个男人 What's this man wanted for?
造假币 Counterfeiting.
在中西部流窜使用假钞 Out here circulating fake bills all across the Midwest.
我查过了 他给的钱是真的 Well, I checked his bills and they're real.
你用了验钞笔吗 You use an iodine pen?
是的 Yeah.
这就是问题所在 Well, that's your problem.
艾尔用纤维纸做的假钞 Al here's using a fiber-based paper for his fake bills
所以验钞笔不管用 我能检查一下那些钱吗 so pen don't catch 'em. Can I check some bills here?
可以 Yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这些还挺不错 These are good.
越来越真了 These are getting real...
你手艺越来越好了 对吗 艾尔 You're getting real good at this, ain't you, Al?
但是 我看看 But, uh, yeah, lemme see.
找到了 Here you go.
他做假钞的时候 See where he springs for the paper...
墨水露馅了 ...skimps on the ink.
下次我会注意的 Well, I'll be.
就买了这个吗 This everything?
是的 Uh, yeah.
是的 就这个 Yeah, it is.
-我能说 -你能闭嘴吗 - May I say-- - Would you shut up?
先生们 能不能给我点空间 Gentle-gentlemenmen, could- you please just give me some space?
感激不尽 I appreciate that.
那件夹克怎么办 Oh, ah, what about the jacket?
抱歉 但它现在被列为证物了 I'm sorry, but that's-that's evidence now.
事实上 你得去找本地警察局 In fact, you're gonna have to get down the local police station.
他们会告诉你去哪儿拿回来 They'll be able to tell you when you get this all back.
有任何问题的话 You get any problems...
说我的名字就可以了 ...you just give them my name.
好的 Okay.
-还有 卡尔 -是 - And Carl? - Yeah.
你今天表现不错 You did real good today.
我代表美国政府 On behalf of the United States Government,
感谢你为国效劳 you have served your country.
我本来不确定主教的把戏对现代人管不管用 Wasn't sure how the Bishop Game was gonna play to a modern crowd
没想到还不错 对吗 but that wasn't half bad, huh?
不 我们躲在这里直到商场关门 No. We'll just hide out here until the mall closes.
好 然后我们把夹克带给杜华林 Yeah. Then we'll take the jacket to Dvalin.
你刚才演得太棒了 「海多克特工」 May I say how terrific you were back there, Agent Haddock?
现在能请你帮我松绑吗 Now, will you uncuff me, please?
不如你先跟我说说你儿子 How 'bout first you tell me about that son of yours?
这是审问吗 This an interrogation?
就算是吧 Yeah. Maybe.
回答我 Answer the question.
曾经的儿子 Former son.
他去世了 He died.
据我所知 奥丁的儿子叫托尔 From what I've read, Thor was the son of Odin.
多纳尔是他的别名 Donar was his... taken name.
日耳曼语「雷霆」的意思 你让我想起了他 Germanic for thunder. And, yes, you remind me of him.
一模一样吗 Spitting image.
不 不 No, no.
他肤色浅得多 Many, many shades lighter
但你们的确有很多共同点 but you do share many... similar characteristics.
我不懂 我想不明白 托尔怎么死的 I don't understand. I-I-I don't get... how does Thor die?
卓娅的死我明白 Zorya, I understand.
她已经没有任何信徒了 这说得通 She-she didn't have any believers left, it makes sense. But Thor?
但是托尔呢 人人都知道托尔 Thor? Everybody knows who Thor is.
他为什么没复活 Why didn't he come back?
有种死亡 There are certain deaths
是我们神祗无法复活的 our kind cannot come back from.
哪种死亡 What kind of deaths are those?
审讯结束 This interrogation is over.
多纳尔·奥丁森会是明日之星吗
冉冉新星将冲至多高 How high will he rise?
美国金童再创辉煌 America's golden boy does it again.
地区选拔赛
赢得
多纳尔赢得了地区选拔赛
本土英雄面临考验
多纳尔再显神威 世界最强壮的男人 Donar strikes again! The world's strongest man!
冲啊 多尼 冲啊
金牌之战 奥丁森对决曼戈
美国的骄傲 America's pride.
多尼·奥丁森代表美国出战 Donnie Odinson, representing America!
我希望你仔细考虑我的提议 I hope you'll consider my proposal very carefully,
奥丁森先生 Mr. Odinson.
我可不希望你或你的朋友们后悔 I wouldn't want you, or your friends, to regret it.
再见 Good day.
如果你慢慢吸气 会有帮助 It helps if you breathe in slow, like this...
然后非常慢地 And then breathe out, very slow,
用嘴呼气 through your mouth.
数数也管用 Also helps to count:
一 二 三 one, two, three...
你可以大笑 尖叫 哭喊 You can laugh, scream, cry,
用你的锤子把人的头砸开 take your hammer and bust somebody head wide
直到脑子都露出来 the fuck open 'til the white show.
你有很多选择 You got plenty of choices.
但首先你必须控制你自己 But first, you have got to get a hold of yourself.
是曼弗雷德 It's Manfred.
他要我故意输给那个德国选手 He demands I lose to the German contestant.
他要我让德国赢 He wants me to let Germany win.
我很抱歉 多纳尔 I'm sorry, Donar.
对不起 I'm sorry.
为什么 Why?
你知道理由 You know why.
我比那个德国人强 人尽皆知 I'm stronger than the German; everyone knows that!
为什么他们赞助我却让我输掉 Why would they sponsor me just to have me lose?
让我给你讲个故事 关于 Let me tell you a story... about
古代伊朗先知 精神领袖和哲学家
为何他们想让你成为「查拉图斯特拉」 why they'd want you to be their Zarathustra.
很久以前 有个神祗小男孩 Once upon a time, there was a little boy god
降生于一个母系主导的世界 born into a woman's world,
在那里男神无权统治 where male gods could not rule.
众女神之首尤其喜爱这个小男孩 The goddess of all goddesses loved the little boy god.
她青睐他 但仍不赋予他权力 She favored him but, still, he could not rule.
男孩不肯认命 The boy did not accept his fate.
他穿越时空 He traveled through time
来到一个男人掌权的世界 to a world where men were in charge,
这样他就能统治了 so that he could rule.
他和一个男人达成协议 He made a deal with man
让男人去偷神的火枪 to steal fire lances from the gods.
男人拿到了火枪 Man took that fire...
却烧出了通往女性世界的路 ...and blazed a path to the world of women
通往那个男孩的故土 where the boy came from.
他们强奸 They raped.
他们杀戮 They killed.
他们企图毁掉他的家乡 They attempted to destroy his homeland.
我就是那个男孩 I am that boy.
我的家乡依然存在 My homeland still exists.
但早已不是我心中的模样 But not for me.
我明白 但如果我赢了冠军 I understand, but if I win the championship...
你不想赢这个冠军 You don't want to win the championship!
不是这样的 That's not true.
有传言说 Rumor has it...
你曾连锤子都不想拿上台 ...you didn't even want to carry your hammer on stage.
现在你想当这场被人操控的比赛的冠军了 Now you want to be the champion of a rigged game?
这场比赛毫无荣誉可言 There is no honor in that.
不要再背弃你的信仰了 孩子 Stop giving away your worship, boy.
你和他们不一样 You are not like them.
你与众不同 You are different.
你很俊美 You are beautiful.
多纳尔 Donar.
晚安 南西 Good night, Nancy.
好点了 Alright now.
伊米尔 北欧神话里的巨人始祖
德瓦林 伊米尔之子 Dvalin, son of Ymir.
让这夹克赐予你力量 Let this give you strength.
♪ Vicious ♪
BGM: Vicious by Lou Reed
♪ You hit me with a flower ♪
♪ You do it every hour ♪
♪ Oh baby you're so vicious ♪
♪ Vicious ♪
她被唤醒了 She's ready to be healed.
♪ You're so vicious ♪
♪ You're just so vicious ♪
我摇摆不定的伙伴 My swaying one.
你挑起了第一场战争 You started the first war.
你也将结束最后一场战争 You will finish the last.
更进一步 One more step.
有了你 我将战无不胜 With you, I will not fail.
♪ Vicious ♪
我的天啊 模拟线路还能更多点吗 O-M-G, could this be any more analog?
♪ But baby you're so vicious ♪
那个F是什么 What the F was that?
符文已经被腐蚀了 The runes have been etched.
事情提前发生了 Things are happening ahead of schedule.
有多提前 So, like... how much ahead?
因为如果你想在发布日前直播 Cause I'm gonna need more tech support
我需要更多的技术支持 if you wanna live-stream before the launch date.
你会有的 Then you shall have it.
硅谷的那些家伙向我保证 The fellows in the Valley assure me
我们的新朋友 that our new friend...
会及时准备好 ...will be ready in time.
风吹动了树枝 The wind stirs the branches in the trees.
一场暴风雨就要来了 The storm is coming.
你错过了我的表演 You missed my act.
我要理清一下思路 I needed to clear my head.
怎么了 多纳尔 What's going on, Donar?
我们应该去加利福尼亚 We should go to California.
-现在 今晚 -多尼 认真的吗 - Now. Tonight. - Oh, Donnie! Are you serious?
这将会是一场穷极一生的冒险 It'll be the adventure of a lifetime.
我们跳上汽车 然后在空旷的街道上醒来 We'll hop on a bus and wake up on the open road.
最后一个节目结束后我们在后台门那见 Just meet me at the backstage door after the last show.
我向你保证 哥伦比娅 I pledge myself to you, Columbia.
我也是 多纳尔 And I you, Donar.
哥伦比娅 亲爱的 Columbia, dear.
等一下 艾尔 One minute, Al!
可以进来了 Come on in.
我要给你介绍我的一位朋友 I want to introduce you to a friend of mine.
他也是你的忠实粉丝 He's also a big fan of yours.
我正到处找这个呢 I've been looking for that thing everywhere!
-你这个调皮鬼 -哥伦比娅 - You naughty boy, you. - Columbia,
这是我的荣幸 the pleasure is mine.
你是干嘛的 What are you?
未来 The future.
你的未来 Your future.
他有个建议给你 He's got a proposition for you,
我也完全赞同 which I thoroughly endorse.
这个国家 你可能已经知道 The country, as you probably know,
正处在另一场战争的边缘 is on the brink of another war.
是吗 我已经是个圈外人了 Is it? I've been out of the loop.
美国需要一位现存的女神 America needs a goddess of substance
带领我们去战斗 to take us into the fight.
我和我的朋友们都很了解你 My associates and I know all about you.
天啊 Hoo, boy.
在自由女神小姐进来 You were doing great
抢了你风头前 你一直做得很好 until Mademoiselle Liberty came along and stole your thunder.
你目前为止还活着 You're surviving... for now.
这要感谢艾尔 Thanks to Al here.
但很快 人们会忘记 But pretty soon, the people will forget
再多亮片也阻止不了 and no amount of sequins will stop
你这人间尤物 that fantastic rack of yours
去步渡渡鸟的后尘 from going the way of the dodo.
事实上 她是罗马人 She's Roman, actually.
什么 What?
自由女神 Libertas.
被法国人复活后当做礼物送给美国人 Resurrected by the French as a gift to the Americans.
有趣的旧时光啊 Funny old world.
罗马人 法国人 Roman, French...
管她呢 Whatever.
我们关心的是美国人的生活习俗 It's the American way of life we're concerned about.
我们相信你有能力挽救它 And we believe you have the power to save it.
用少一点的 With a-a little less...
水牛比尔 Buffalo Bill...
多一点的 And a little more
「我们妇女也为战争出力」 Our Lady of the War Effort.
我需要点时间想想 I need a minute to think about it.
你慢慢想 Take as much time as you need.
我得和多纳尔商量 I need to speak with Donar.
他和德国人走了 他没告诉你吗 He left with the Germans. Didn't he talk to you?
走了 Left?
男孩的船来了 Boy's ship came in.
我猜他正忙着让自己不朽 I guess he's busy building his immortality.
你也应该那样 That's what you should do, too.
展现你自己的命运 Manifest your own destiny.
你要去哪儿 Where are you off?
我要和哥伦比娅去加州 I'm going to California with Columbia.
那锦标赛怎么办 What about the championship?
我不做他们的傀儡 I won't be their puppet.
人类为我们服务 而不是反过来 Humans serve us, not the other way around.
别傻了 多纳尔 崇拜就是崇拜 Don't be stupid, Donar; worship is worship.
不 No!
我要和我心爱的女人开辟出自己的路 I will forge my own path with the woman I love
我们的子孙将在西部大地上繁衍生息 and our children will populate the western lands.
我 我不知道该怎么告诉你 I... I don't know how to tell you this but, um...
但她不会来了 she ain't coming.
什么意思 What do you mean?
她当然会来 Of course she is.
哥伦比娅已经决定 Columbia has decided
去探求其他机会了 to explore other opportunities.
是你搞的鬼 你在她身上施了魔法 You did this. You used your charms on her!
我也想 我的儿子 这样我还能挽回 I wish that I had, my son, then I could reverse them.
但往好的方面想 But look on the bright side:
解脱让你能够完成自己的使命 the liberation has enabled you to fulfill your destiny.
输掉比赛 巩固崇拜 Throw the match. Secure the worship!
不 父亲 No, Father.
不 No?
不 没有不 No? Oh, yes.
你必须去 You will do this.
否则 舞台上将再无你的立足之地 Otherwise, there's no place in the theater for you.
你觉得没有我还会有你的表演吗 You think you have a show without me?
人们都是为我而来 It's me they come to see.
我 伟大的多纳尔 Me! Donar the Great!
别不尊重我 儿子 Do not disrespect me, son.
除掉你在哥伦比娅身上施的魔法吧 Remove the charm you put on Columbia.
魔法在我们身上不起作用 Charms do not work on our own kind.
哥伦比娅选择活出自己的人生 Columbia has chosen to make something of her life,
而不是像我那懦弱的儿子 unlike my coward of a son.
也不是像我这失败的父亲 Or my failure of a father!
如此力量... Such strength...
还只是尚未凸显的的一小部分 only a fraction of what's to come.
我的孩子 Oh, my boy,
你不能就这样舍弃如此强大的力量 power like this you cannot walk away from!
再见 父亲 Goodbye, Father.
不 No!!!
如果我 If I uh...
如果我之前让你感到不悦 If I upset you back there...
不是因为你 It wasn't you.
是因为陈年往事 Ghosts from the past.
多纳尔发生了什么 What happened to Donar?
献祭是唯一高尚的行为 Sacrifice is the only noble act.
作为神 它是我们存在的根本 As gods, it's our sustenance and currency.
我没什么可后悔的 I regret nothing.
他死于 He checked out..
1942年 1942.
死在费城外的某个地方 Somewhere outside of Philadelphia.
据说如此 So I heard.
自杀 Suicide.
自杀 就是神 Suicide: that's the kind of death
无法从中复活的那种死亡 that Gods can't come back from.
引导英灵的死神
瓦尔基里有没有给他一条生路 Did the Valkyries provide safe passage?
想听实话吗 Honestly?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
BGM: Brother Can You Spare A Dime
♪我曾修过一条铁路 让它运行♪ ♪ Once I built a railroad made it run ♪
美国经济大萧条之歌 创作于1930年
♪让它与时间赛跑♪ ♪ Made it race against time ♪
♪我曾修过一条铁路 现已完工♪ ♪ Once I built a railroad now it's done ♪
♪兄弟 你能借我一角钱吗♪ ♪ Brother can you spare a dime? ♪
♪我曾建过一座塔 直逼太阳♪ ♪ Once I built a tower to the sun ♪
♪用砖块 铆钉和石灰♪ ♪ Brick and rivet and lime ♪
♪我曾建过一座塔 现已完工♪ ♪ Once I built a tower now it's done ♪
♪兄弟 你能借我一角钱吗♪ ♪ Brother can you spare a dime? ♪
♪我们曾身着卡其色西装 多么得体♪ ♪ Once in khaki suits Gee, we looked swell ♪
♪耳畔充斥着《扬基·杜德尔》的歌声♪ ♪ Full of that Yankee doodly dum ♪
♪五十万双靴子踏过刀山火海赴身苦役♪ ♪ Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell ♪
♪但我曾是那个打鼓的孩子♪ ♪ But I was the kid with the drum ♪
♪嘿 你不记得了吗♪ ♪ Say, don't you remember ♪
♪你叫我阿尔♪ ♪ You called me Al ♪
♪我一直都是阿尔♪ ♪ It was Al all the time ♪
♪嘿 你不记得了吗♪ ♪ Say, don't you remember ♪
♪我是你的伙伴♪ ♪ I'm your pal ♪
♪兄弟 你能借我一角钱吗♪ ♪ Buddy can you spare a dime? ♪
BGM: Kill Your Sons by Lou Reed
♪ All your two-bit psychiatrist are giving you electro shock ♪
♪ They say, they let you live at home with mom and dad ♪
♪ Instead of mental hospitals ♪
♪ But everytime you tried to read a book ♪
♪ You couldn't get to page 17 ♪
♪ 'Cause you forgot where you were ♪
♪ So you couldn't even read ♪
♪ Don't you know they're gonna kill your sons ♪
♪ Don't you know they're gonna kill kill your sons ♪
♪ They're gonna kill kill your sons ♪
♪ Until they run run run run ♪
♪ Run run run away ♪