美国众神 前情提要
世界先生想知道 Mr. World wants to know
为什么星期三先生会带你这样一个小人物 why Mr. Wednesday would bring a nobody
加入他那一方 into his tribe.
我只是个保镖 I'm just a bodyguard.
新奥尔良的法国区有个恶魔 There's a devil in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
没有什么比老男爵的生命之料更有效了 None better with the spice of life than the old Baron.
我需要阿耳戈斯之眼来监视我的敌人 I need the eyes of Argus on my side to see my enemies.
帮我建立连接 Make the connection for me.
伊夫里特 葛林姆尼尔要你去玉米皇宫 Ifrit, Grimnir needs you at the Corn Palace.
去找老伊克托米 Ask for Old Iktomi.
找他干什么 To what end?
去要永恒之枪 Gungnir.
找到媒体 Find Media.
媒体 Oh, Media!
来吧 世界先生需要你 Come on. Mr. World wants you.
我们来世再见 We will meet in your reincarnation.
为自己骄傲吧 贝蒂 Be proud, Betty.
美国众神 第二季第三集
「野蛮人」贝蒂 Betty the Barbarian,
一位狂战士 a Berserker!
为自己骄傲吧 Be proud!
英灵殿 Valhalla!
「野蛮人」贝蒂 Betty the Barbarian.
一位狂战士 A Berserker!
影子 Shadow!
劳拉 Laura!
穆恩夫人 Ah, Mrs. Moon.
操 Fuck.
你是不是坐在了高墙上 Did we sit on a wall?
然后重重地摔倒了地上 Did we have a great fall?
影子就在这个地方 我们得找到他 Shadow's here somewhere. We have to find him.
斯维尼 把手臂和这坨会讲话的捡起来好吗 Sweeney, pick up the arms and the talkie bits, would you?
劳拉 Laura!
别这样 Don't do this.
我本人一直比较喜欢腿 劳拉 I've always been a leg man myself, Laura.
-不要帮他 -别说话了 - Don't help him. - Pipe down!
不管你信不信 我其实是在帮你 Believe it or not, I'm helping you.
来吧 把她放到后备箱里 C'mon! Put her in the trunk!
王八蛋 Motherfucker!
我这么信任你 I trusted you.
趁火打劫的混蛋 Fucking vultures!
欢迎回来 贝蒂 Welcome back, Betty.
影子 Shadow!
-你确定要离开那个傻子吗 -影子 - You sure you wanna leave the oaf? - Shadow!
难道只有我一个人相信影子吗 Am I the only one that has faith in Shadow?
我的信心在消退 My faith is waning.
能让影子到达目的地的最快方式 The quickest way for Shadow to get where he's going
-有时往往要花最长的时间 -王八蛋 - is sometimes the longest. - Motherfucker!
开罗 Cairo!
开罗... Cairo...
开罗 Cairo.
埃及人 Egyptian?
没有了 No more.
有什么新闻 穆因 What's the news, Muninn?
黑暗势力正在监视你
你找到那孩子了吗 Did you find our boy?
棒极了 Excellent.
好了 你可以滚了 Okay. You can fuck off now.
右臂 Right arm.
5磅2盎司 Five pounds, two ounces.
有1盎司坏死了 还长了0.25盎司的蛆 Loss of one ounce to necrosis plus a quarter ounce of maggots
大自然这是在表达「你已经停留过久不受欢迎」 Nature's way of saying you've overstayed your welcome.
你就打算在那躺着 You just gonna lie there,
让大自然对你为所欲为吗 let nature have her way with you?
赶紧醒过来 你个臭婊子 Snap out of it, ya fuckin' cunt!
跟你说过不许那样喊我了 Told you not to call me that.
她醒过来了 There she is.
你是在吃我吗 Are you eating me?
我们的丧葬艺术很古老 The funerary arts we practice are ancient.
逝者一般目睹不了这个过程 The deceased don't generally witness them.
自从我上次修理你 你变了不少 You've changed since I last worked on you.
我们第一次见面时 你什么也不信 The first time we met, you didn't believe in anything.
但如今... But now... well...
你绝对是有所信仰了 It's definitely something.
我信影子 I believe in Shadow.
不要让这种事发生在你身上
等你把我缝合好了之后 And as soon as you've got me all stitched up,
我就要去做 I'm gonna do
那边那个胆小狮子之前不让我做的事 what the Cowardly Lion over there wouldn't let me do before,
我要去救他 and I'm gonna save him.
胆小 Coward?
我救了你一命 I saved you.
我早就死了 胆小鬼 I'm dead, Coward.
欢迎你自己去把你那些血淋淋的碎尸块 Well, you're welcome for picking up all your gory
从马路上捡起来 little fuckin' pieces up off the road!
我想知道我还能撑多久 I wonder how much longer I'm gonna be fixable.
什么时候这副身体...会长满蛆 I mean, how long until all this is just... maggots?
你能别嚼了吗 拜托 Can you stop chewing, please?
老天 快把我缝完了事 God! Just finish me up!
你能不能快一点 艾比斯 And can ya hurry it up, Ibis?
穆恩夫人和我约了阿耳戈斯 Mrs. Moon and I have a date with Argus.
那条老狗 That old dog?
不 不是奥德修斯的那条狗 No, not Odysseus's mutt.
是有全知之眼的那位 百眼巨人阿耳戈斯 The man with all the eyes. Argus Panoptes.
阿耳戈斯 Argus?
找他干什么 To what end?
对不起 我为什么要帮你 Sorry, why should I help you?
那些缝合可撑不了多久 Well, those stitches ain't gonna last forever.
我认为能撑一周 I give it another week.
我的老朋友阿耳戈斯能给你的金币重新充电 My old friend Argus can recharge your coin.
抑制腐化 Stop the rot.
他在骗你 He's lyin' to ya.
阿耳戈斯不过是个标准的偷窥狂 Argus is nothing but a standard-issue peeping fuckin' Tom.
我要去新奥尔良 死人妻 I'm going to New Orleans, dead wife.
我建议你跟我走 I suggest you come with me.
我能帮忙搞到你真正需要的东西 I can get you what you actually need.
你男人是为我工作的 穆恩夫人 Your man works for me, Mrs. Moon.
记住我说的话 Mark my words.
你会需要男爵的 死人妻 You're gonna need the Baron, dead wife.
我们新奥尔良见 I'll see you in New Orleans.
我们走吧 星期三先生 谢谢 Let's go, Mr. Wednesday. Thank you.
你比我想象中的还要蠢 You're a bigger fool than I thought you were!
如果你依旧信任他... If you still trust him after...
留意一下她的爱人 Keep an eye out for her dearly beloved.
一只小鸟告诉我影子在来的路上了 A little bird told me Shadow's on his way.
操 Fuck.
这里简直就是天堂 Oh, this is heavenly.
还有位美丽的天使 And a beautiful angel too.
老天爷 外面真是太潮湿了 My goodness, it is so humid out there.
你该买瓶水 税前69分钱 Y'all should get a water. It's 69 cents plus tax,
但对潮湿没啥帮助 but it ain't gonna help with the humidity.
完美 请千万无视这个 Perfect. And please ignore this.
我去徒步了 然后摔倒了 I went hiking, I may have fallen over.
说来有点尴尬 It's a little bit embarrassing.
我身上只有一张20的 你有零钱吗 Um, I only have a 20 on me. You got enough singles?
有的 没问题 Oh, yeah, no problem.
太好了 谢谢 Great, thanks.
水加上地图一共7.02元 So, the water and the map together is $7.02.
很好 Great.
我也许有... I may have
小一点的钞票 something a little bit smaller.
因为我不想... 'Cause, no, I-I don't wanna...
我不想把你的零钱全用掉 I don't wanna get all your change there.
所以 我给你三张一美元 So, if I give you three singles,
然后你把我那张20还回来吧 then you can just give me my 20 back.
然后我再要个美丽的微笑 And I'll take a beautiful smile.
我跟你说 I'll tell you what.
我那俩孩子早把我的笑容磨没了 My two kids wiped that smile off my face a long time ago.
没这回事 No.
数不对 That's not right.
你那美丽的微笑 他可没付钱 He never paid you for that pretty smile.
那个又不需要花钱 He don't owe me for that.
那你不建议我要了吧 Then you don't mind if I take it.
2号泵加20的油 Give me 20 on Pump 2.
这不是你决定的 这是他的钱 Well, that's not up to me. It's his money.
相信我 他不介意 Trust me. He doesn't mind.
你们俩认识吗 Well, do you two know each other?
我认识他 Oh, I know him.
给你 Ah, there you go.
谢谢 谢谢 Ah... thank you. Thank you.
那么 这20块钱能带我走多远 So, uh... how far is that 20 gonna take me?
从你站着的地方到你目前的位置 From where you were standing to where you are now.
我只是需要到开罗 Look, I... I just need to get to Cairo.
是凯街 It's Cay-row.
凯 凯街 Cay- Cay-row?
你是流浪汉还是什么 You homeless or something?
不是不是 我只是... Ah, heh, no, no, no. It's just...
我在徒步旅行 然后滑倒了 I was just hiking and, and I, I just, I slipped on this rock.
摔了个四脚朝天 衣服全扯坏了 I busted my ass. Ended up just tearing all down here.
你是个骗子 You're a liar.
你能... Hey, can...
这是干什么 What's that about?
证据 以防你半路变杀人狂魔 Evidence. Case you turn into a psycho down the road.
上来吧 Get in.
为什么是阿耳戈斯 Why Argus?
早在与宙斯结合之前 Well, even before her union to Zeus,
赫拉 婚姻与生育女神 Hera, Goddess of marriage and childbirth,
统治着天堂与地上 ruled over the heavens and the Earth.
宙斯智慧的最好范例 The wisdom of Zeus is best exemplified
就是他对于自己姐姐的惧怕 in the fear he had of his sister,
因为她同时也是他的妻子 for she was also his wife.
他们经常争吵 They fought frequently
为了他的那些私通关系 over his many extramarital affairs
还有私生子 但到最终 and illegitimate children, but in the end,
所有神明都是自己膜拜渴望的受害者 all Gods fall victim to their thirst for worship.
一见钟情的优势 The advantage of love at first sight...
是不需要看第二眼 ...is it doesn't require a second look.
宙斯看到河神美丽的女儿伊娥 Zeus saw the River God's beautiful daughter Io,
疯狂地坠入了爱河 and fell madly in love.
他满足了自己的渴求 He consummated his desires
完全没有去考虑由此引发的后果 without any consideration of the consequences.
因宙斯不忠而产生不快 Displeased with Zeus's infidelity,
赫拉将伊娥变成了牛 并嘱咐仆从阿耳戈斯 Hera turned Io into a cow and summoned her servant Argus
让那小奶牛远离她的丈夫宙斯 to keep the heifer away from her husband.
宙斯因自己的渴求而感到懊恼 Frustrated by his own desires,
他派赫尔墨斯去送给阿耳戈斯致命信息 Zeus sent Hermes to deliver a fatal message to Argus.
全能之眼的死惹恼了女神们的女王 The death of the All-Seeing One angered the Queen of Goddesses.
出于报复 In an act of vengeance,
她运用了神力 阿耳戈斯重生了 she channeled her will and Argus was reborn,
在美国 作为监控之神 in America, as the God of Surveillance.
但随着信徒的减少 他的视线也减弱了 But as his believers waned, so did his sight.
只有他的记忆尚存 Only his memories remain intact
与新神的结盟似乎是不可避免的 An alliance with the New Gods seems imminent.
位置传输中
这是一小时前 This was an hour ago.
他正向南前往伊利诺斯州 He was heading south into Illinois, of all places,
与未知女性结伴 然后我们失去了连接 with an unidentified female before we lost connection.
我又派出了九台 I've got nine more on the way.
等到定位到星期三的小跟班之后 They'll notify me as soon as
它们会立刻通知我 they relocate Wednesday's little minion.
坏掉的那个无人机呢 And the drone that went down?
我无法获得准确的定位 I can't confirm the exact location.
定位数据损坏了 The GPS logs were corrupted.
如果这网络被升级过的话... If the network had been upgraded...
首先 First of all,
去你的 fuck you.
其次 我老早就告诉阿耳戈斯升级这里了 Second, I told Argus to upgrade this hub eons ago.
我不是什么蚂蚁级别的细节管理者 I am not some ant-fucking micromanager.
你有没有听说过 Have you heard of the...
破窗理论 ...broken-window theory?
邻里中的一扇破窗 A broken window in a nice neighborhood...
提示着所有看到它的人 标准降低了 ...signals to all who see it that the norms have slipped.
你的破窗提醒了所有 Your broken window has signaled to every God
尚未选择队伍的神 that has not chosen a side
我的家里乱成一团 that my house is not in order.
管好你的人 Get your man in line!
你不会想让我去解决这问题的 You do not want me to solve this.
好 Right.
我发个短信 I'm texting...
你要亲自去找他 You will go to him in person.
为什么 Why?
传统 Tradition!
我们建造的新世界 We build the new world
在旧世界的废墟之上 on top of the ruins of the old.
下载完成 Download complete.
编译中 Compiling.
运行程序 Run program.
媒体 Media.
那可是老古董了 Oh, that's just so old.
这里可是新的 This here is New.
新媒体 New Media.
那这就要 Ah, and that's a...
祝我生日快乐了 ...Happy Birthday to me.
那么 要怎么玩啊 小伙们 So, what's our play, boys?
阿耳戈斯 Argus.
棒极了 Ah, fuck, yes!
一身光纤的那家伙 The man with the fiber optics!
你知道我就好这口 You know, that's my jam.
很好 Good.
这他妈的怎么能算是升级 How the fuck is that an upgrade?
这里是哪里来着 What is this place again?
去问问本地阴谋论大队 Oh, ask the local tinfoil-hat brigade.
他们会告诉你这里是 They'll tell you it's the secret HQ for
深暗势力共济会的总部 the Deep State, the Illuminati,
还有黑衣人 the men in black.
去问本地委员会 市政厅 他们会告诉你 Ask the local council, city hall, they'll tell you,
「就是个放满计算机的仓库」 "Ah, it's just a warehouse full of computers."
那真相是什么 What's the truth?
真相就是阿耳戈斯 Truth is Argus,
而真相不在乎你更喜欢哪种说法 and the truth doesn't care which version you prefer.
真相就仅仅是信息 The truth is just information.
而信息会帮你赢得战争 如果你放任的话 And information will win the war for you, if you let it.
-我不在战争中 -你在 - I'm not in a war. - Oh, you are
如果你想要那心脏再次跳动的话 if you wanna get that heart ticking.
来吧 Come on!
我们走的是风景线 We're taking the scenic route.
有趣的选择 Interesting choice.
很古典 Old school.
我们在哪里 The fuck are we?
我们在旷野上 We're in a field.
应该说是记忆中的旷野 Well, memory of a field.
他死了吗 Is he dead?
比你死得彻底 Oh, deader than you.
你回来到底是为了什么 What did you come back for, anyway?
他是谁 Who is he?
那是老版的阿耳戈斯 That's an old version of Argus,
一具被舍弃的驱壳 a cast-off husk
他变成了别的东西 after he changed into something else.
你这种亡魂 Now, you revenants,
那就是你的本质 亲爱的 and that's what you are, my dear,
你们一般都是一次性的 you tend to be single use.
你回来就是为了一件事 You come back to do the one thing,
然后远离世事的喧嚣 and then slip back off the mortal coil.
你的任务是什么 So, what's your mission?
你知道我想要什么 You know what my mission is:
影子 Shadow.
结婚 生子 Oh, so, marriage, kids,
夏日度假别墅 我是说 你想要什么样的结局 summer house? I mean, how do you see this ending?
-我不知道 -你不知道 - I don't know. - You don't know.
所以你就遵循信仰 So, you're working on faith, huh?
我绝对不会用那个词 但是 Well, I definitely wouldn't use that word, but...
你死而复生 You, uh, came back from the dead,
但你都不好奇为什么吗 but you're not even curious why?
无论他在哪我都能看见一道金色的光束 Well, I see a golden beam of light wherever he is,
所以在我看来这没什么大不了 so from where I'm sitting it's pretty cut and dry.
那你 Do you, uh...
你在这看见了吗 Do you see one here?
没有 No.
有意思 Interesting.
影子让我的心再次跳动 Shadow made my heart beat again.
他吻了我 我死的透透的心就跳了 He kissed me and my dead fucking heart beat.
那应该是有意义的 That has to count for something.
无论生死 都是你劳拉·穆恩怎么样 Uh-huh. In death as in life, it's all about Laura Moon.
你看见了光 你心脏跳动 You saw a light. Your heart beats.
那影子呢 那他的心呢 What about Shadow? What about his heart, huh?
他现在前途一片光明 He's got a nice stretch of road ahead of him now.
他可不想和一个尸体耗在一起 He doesn't want to spend it with a corpse.
你真觉得你能竞争过我展示给他的东西吗 You really think you can compete with what I can show him?
对 事实上我确定 Yeah, I do actually.
曾经的你很美 You were beautiful,
很善良 and kind,
你的爱人会永远记住那个你 and your lover will remember you forever.
奥丁我个人很感谢这份礼物 Odin thanks you personally for this gift.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
转换需要祭献 Change requires sacrifice.
来吗 You coming?
BGM: Everybody's Talking 'Bout the All-American by JD McPherson
♪ Everybody's talking about the All-American ♪
♪ Knocking down walls like a bombardier again ♪
♪ Hair falling down like a razor blade ♪
♪ Breaking every heart by the way she played ♪
♪ Everybody's talking about the All-American ♪
♪ If your feet don't fly, hold your breath and count to ten ♪
我没想过玉米皇宫是这样的 I didn't picture the Corn Palace like this.
我想象中它似乎要更黄一点 In my head it was a lot more yellow.
就像玉米 Like corn.
路边的标志都是绿的 Roadside attractions are all about the green.
好了 伙计们 Alright, guys,
下面就是你们期待整晚的表演 you've been waitin' all night for this.
欢迎我们舞台上美丽的塔玛拉 Welcome to the stage the beautiful Tamara!
老伊克托米精灵也像你这样吗 Is Old Iktomi a Jinn like you?
伊克托米是变形者 像南西先生一样的蜘蛛 Iktomi is a shapeshifter and a spider like Mr. Nancy.
他像操纵傀儡一样控制人类 He controls humans like puppets
所以无论你做什么 都别看他的眼睛 so, whatever you do, do not look him in the eyes.
他怎么拿到永恒之枪的 How did he get Gungnir?
骗术之神似乎总能找到办法 Trickster Gods always seem to find a way.
伊夫里特 Ifrit.
你闻起来像跟人类滚了床单 You smell of sex with humans.
或许那是因为我喜欢和人类做爱 Well, maybe that's because I like to fuck humans!
-你好啊 我的朋友 -我很好 我的朋友 - How are you, my friend? - I'm good, my friend.
伊克托米会同意沃坦的请求 Iktomi will grant Votan's request,
但不是无偿的 but expects a favor in return.
跟我来 Follow me.
膨膨鸡
在你上车之前 I was listening to this audiobook
我正在听这个有声书 before you bought a ticket to ride.
你听说过克罗部落的一个勇士吗 You ever hear of the Crow Nation warrior
名字是「找到并杀死他们」 named Finds Them and Kills Them?
没有 但听上去挺好懂的 No, but he sounds very efficient.
他是与众不同的 He was different.
就像我 是双灵 Like me: two-spirited.
你是人类 对吧 You're human, right?
你不是什么野牛皇后吧 You're not some buffalo queen,
不会从密藏宝库里拿出硬币 变成大蜘蛛吧 pulling coins outta hoards, turn into fucking spiders?
还不会 Not yet.
尽管 如果放到过去 Although, if this were back in the day,
我会得到神一般的待遇 I would've been godlike.
为什么 Why?
两个灵魂在一个身体里 Two spirits in one body,
有男性又有女性 both masculine and feminine.
会被视为来自造物主的礼物 It was considered a gift from the Creator.
是啊 神只有在能获得回报时才赐下礼物 Yeah, well, Gods only give gifts when they get something in return.
好吧 Okay.
我们族人得到过的唯一的礼物 The only gift my people ever got
就是一条带天花的舒服毯子和种族灭绝 was a cozy smallpox blanket and genocide.
欧洲殖民者把天花患者用过的毯子送给了印第安人
见鬼 Fuckin' hell!
BGM: Geronimo's Cadillac by Michael Martin Murphey
♪ Come on boys ♪
♪ Take me back I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪
♪ Oh boys take me back ♪
♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
♪ Take me back... ♪
你以前没来过图书馆吗 Have you never been in a library?
我爱图书馆 I love libraries.
我怀念图书馆 这不是图书馆 I miss libraries. This is not a library.
这是图书馆 Oh, this is a library.
这是图书馆的记忆 This is a memory of a library.
这和刚才那个是同一个人吗 Is that the same guy from the field?
不用为他难过 他已经转生了 Oh, don't feel sorry for him. He's moved on.
所以这游戏就是我们跟着一连串尸体 So, the game is that we follow the trail of dead bodies
直到找到你朋友阿耳戈斯的最新版本吗 until we get to the most recent version of your friend Argus?
真是聪明的鬼姑娘 Smart dead girl.
我明白影子看上你哪了 I can see what Shadow saw in you.
你对我一无所知 You don't know the first thing about me.
我知道你的一切 Oh, I know everything about you.
一切 Everything.
你说你怀念图书馆 You say you miss libraries.
记得那本被你留下来却谎称丢了的书吗 Remember that book you kept and said it was lost?
十岁的时候 你把它带回家 When you were 10, you took it home,
你爸像往常一样酩酊大醉 把酒洒在了上面 your dad got drunk, as usual, spilled some booze on it.
它变得又脏有臭 你不好意思把它还回去 It stunk and stained so bad you were ashamed to take it back.
那本书叫什么名字来着 What was the title of it?
《虎眼》 朱迪·布鲁姆 Tiger Eyes. Judy Blume.
从那之后你去过图书馆吗 And have you visited a library since?
炫技炫得不错 It's a cool party trick.
你知道我的故事 但你不了解我 You know a story about me. You don't know me.
你的朋友可不一定 You know, your friend isn't exactly
欢迎我们 rolling out the red carpet for us.
他不知道我们要来 He... is not expecting us.
我想给他个惊喜 I want it to be a surprise.
你知道自己不是想要影子 对吧 You know you don't want Shadow, don't you?
拜托 说说我想要什么 Please, tell me more about what I want.
你想有感觉 You want to feel.
你想站起来太猛的时候 You want that rush of blood to the head
有血液冲向头顶 when you stand up too fast.
太难了 在火车上杀了那些人 Fuck too hard. Kill those guys on the train.
你不择手段地渴望那些滴滴答答的血液 You gotta get that ticker ticking, by hook or by crook.
影子被那样的女孩吓坏了 对吧 Shadow is frightened of that girl, isn't he?
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
你很清楚我在说什么 You know exactly what I'm talking about.
你不再是他爱的那个女孩了 You are not the girl he fell in love with anymore.
你是吗 Are you?
这真不关你事 You know, that's really none of your business.
那你为什么不告诉我 So, why don't you just tell me
我们怎么他妈的才能从这出去 how the fuck we can get out of here?
很明显 Well, that is obvious, huh?
祭献 Sacrifice.
好吧 这个男的已经死了 Okay, well, this guy's already dead.
所以那有老鼠还是什么 So, are there rats or something?
你对一本书能做得最过分的事是什么 What's the worst thing you can do to a book?
不读它 Ignore it?
这是一段关于亚历山大港大图书馆的记忆 This is a memory of the Great Library of Alexandria.
它包含了当时世上所有著作 It contained a copy of every book ever written.
你花一辈子也看不完而且有不少人已经尝试过 You could spend a lifetime in here and many did.
直到凯撒来临 Until Caesar came to town.
他围城进攻 He laid siege to the city.
当他被逼退到角落 When he was backed into a corner,
他放火点燃了自己的舰队 he set fire to his own ships.
连同为他效力的人 His own men.
他们死时仍透过浓烟与火焰 They died looking up to as much of the sky
抬头望向目所能及的天空 as they could see through the smoke and the flames.
有些人一定坚持了许久 Some must have lasted long enough
才看到熊熊大火已蔓延至大图书馆 to see the fire roll up to the Great Library.
那才是真正的献祭 Oh, that was sacrifice.
燃烧吧 Burn, baby, burn.
BGM: All the Lights by Mail the Horse
你饿了吗 You hungry?
饿了 我可以吃点 Yeah. I could eat.
BGM: The Water Music Suite No.1 by Hollywood Symphony Orchestra
告诉沃坦此事结束时 Tell Votan not to forget who his friends are
不要忘了他真正的朋友 when this is over.
那个混蛋哪有朋友 That motherfucker has no friends.
伊克托米有请 Iktomi is here.
这地方的主题绝对是绿色 This place is definitely about the green.
你为我带来了祭品 You've brought me a sacrifice?
沃坦并不提供祭拜 Votan offers no worship.
我是萨利姆 I'm Salim.
要喝酒还是抽根烟 Can I offer you drink or smoke?
行了 Come now.
你的把戏 你的药剂 Your tricks, your potions.
都对我不管用 记得吗 They do not work on me. Remember?
时机到来时 When the time comes,
沃坦必须向我表示敬意 Votan must pay homage.
那份信念即为你所需
伊克托米 Iktomi.
永恒之枪是能带来死亡的武器 Gungnir's an instrument of death.
托特会允许吗 Will Thoth allow it?
那个嘛 That...
我古老的朋友 ...my very, very, very old friend,
这就不是你能管的事了 is not your motherfucking concern.
他也会用到这个的 He's gonna need this too.
退下吧 Leave me.
谢谢 Choukrane.
伊克托米 Iktomi.
一刀热狗 鲶鱼 热狗
你喜欢吃鲶鱼吗 You a fan of catfish?
我觉得鱼都差不多 Fish is fish in my book.
我很确定不是所有寿司生下来就是平等的 Yeah, I'm pretty sure not all sushi was created equal.
这话我可记住了 I will take your word for it.
所以 你去开罗干嘛 So, what's in Cairo?
我应该是要找埃及人吧 I gotta find the Egyptians?
开罗的埃及人 The Egyptians in Cairo?
我还真知道一个地方 I actually know a place.
很久之前就在那了 It's been there forever.
与死人同眠 I guess sleeping with the dead
可比与鱼同眠好 is better than sleeping with the fishes.
应该是吧 Yeah, well...
她叫什么名字 What's her name?
谁 Who?
别装不知道 You know who.
劳拉 Laura.
我可认识不少叫劳拉的 Yeah, I know a few Lauras.
所有劳拉都给过我不少麻烦 Every one of them's been a pain in my ass.
这个劳拉已经去世了 不过 Well, this Laura's dead, but...
我得花一分钟消化这件事 I'm just gonna let that sink in for a minute.
好了 四份鲶鱼 两杯奶昔 两份薯条 Okay, I got four cats, two shakes, two fries!
等一下 新来的姑娘 Just a hot second, new girl.
我们需要进攻的计划 We need a plan of attack.
老谋深算的男人 Man with a plan.
我可喜欢了 Love it.
-这里我说了算 -我就是来帮你的 - I'm in charge. - I'll sing backup.
我明白 #我不是 #你是老大 Got it! #NotMe, #You!
可以 Cool.
听从我的领导 Follow my lead.
这些旧神需要特殊处理 These Old Gods need special handling.
他把我们两个都送过来是不是有点奇怪 It is kinda weird that he sent us both, though, isn't it?
我是说 我们其实本质上 差不多 I mean, we're basically... ...redundant.
我们俩的区别足够明显 We're different enough.
不同的受众 那是肯定的 Different audiences, for sure.
我真正需要的是 What I really need...
带宽 Bandwidth.
能帮我介绍一下吗 You think you could hook me up?
老哥 你没事吧 Dude! You all right?
你这一路是去新奥尔良啊 So, you're going all the way to New Orleans, then?
对 我们今晚要上那里传达福音 Yeah, we're bringing our message there tonight.
你能在这我们真是太高兴了 We are just so happy to have you.
你已接受耶稣基督作为你的主人与拯救者了吗 Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
BGM: Fully Rely by Mercyheart
♪ Yeah. Now I fully rely on God ♪
操 Fuck...
♪ I fully rely on God. Yeah ♪
狂喜之信仰乐队
我在非常努力地换位思考了 I'm really trying to see things from your perspective.
但我突然想起来你是个瞎子 Then I remembered that you're literally fucking blind
所以我还是直说好了 so I might have to spell this out for you.
要不要我提醒你 我一句话 May I remind you, one word from me
就让你滚回去用自动回复机器人和地球村网页 and you go back to trolling the Dark Web on IRC bots
在暗网瞎混 and Geocities pages.
如此忘恩负义 The ingratitude.
真是让我伤心 It hurts me.
多少神明会对我给予世界先生的权限爱不释手 How many other Gods would love the access that I've given to Mr. World?
错错错 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
是你给我的权限 阿耳戈斯 That you've given me, Argus.
我的 你是科技 明白吗 Me! You're tech, okay?
科技都是我管 明白吗 And tech is my bitch, okay?
所以你就是我手下的婊子 明白了吗 That makes you my fucking bitch, okay?
我需要你帮我做一件我做不了的事 I need you to do something I can't.
-我需要你去杀了他 -什么 - I need you to kill him. - What?
他一直在搞两面派 He's been playin' both sides,
我必须除掉他 and I need to get him off the field.
对脖子上的纹身下手 那就是弱点 Go for the tattoo on the neck. That's where the magic is.
他死了 你的金币就会重新充上电 He dies, your coin recharges.
你就可以和影子一起活着展望未来了 Live to see the future with Shadow
那个你给予了太多信任的影子 that you've put so much unearned faith in.
你是个该死的骗子 You're a fucking liar.
我要回去了 I wanna go home now.
好吧 All right.
别信我 Don't believe me.
但你仍然需要一个祭品才能离开 But you're still gonna need a sacrifice to get outta here.
我和影子不一样 我一眼就看透你了 I am not like Shadow. I see right through you.
我知道你是个骗子 I know you're a fucking fraud.
骗不了骗子 是这样吗 Oh, can't con a con, is that it?
可我就是把你骗了 而且你太好骗了 Well, I did, and you were such an easy mark, hmm?
你活着的时候就过得浑浑噩噩 You sleepwalked through your life while you had one,
然后我把你杀了 then I had you killed.
现在你死了却仍然醉生梦死 And now you're sleepwalking through your death.
你就是我手中的傀儡 It's my hand up your skirt, puppet.
因为那些所谓为爱复生的瞎扯淡 Because for all that gaga-goo-goo about coming back for love,
我知道让你活过来的可不是我们亲爱的影子 I know what makes you tick and isn't our dearly beloved Shadow.
是你的自私 如同其他凡人 It's self-interest, like any other mere mortal.
我只是在确保 I'm just making sure that...
我让你做的是对劳拉·麦凯布最好的安排 ...what I'm having you do is what is right for Laura McCabe.
熵毫无疑问会指向混乱 Entropy leads logically to disorder.
所有系统都会向混乱演变 All systems evolve towards chaos.
就算与神的联盟 Even alliances with Gods.
你给我听好了 你个无关紧要的小渣渣 Listen to me, you cosmically inconsequential sack of shit
让我来处理这件事 Let me handle this.
嗨 大个子 Hi, big guy.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
我们好像没有意识到你 I don't think we realized how...
又大 big,
又强的网络 how powerful your network really is.
现在我在这 突然想到我们可以 Now that I'm here, it occurs to me that we could,
你懂得 you know,
私下干点什么 do something on our own.
忘掉世界先生 Forget Mr. World.
你是一个可以搞定我所需求的人 You're someone who can handle my demands.
你在搞什么 媒体 What the fuck, Media?
你会加入我 You would join me?
离开世界先生 Leave Mr. World?
我有好几百万的订阅者 I have millions of subscribers.
每分钟成千上万的点赞和转发 Thousands of likes and shares per minute.
所有人都在观看我 Everyone watches me,
但是我需要一个人可以监视他们 but I need someone who can watch them back
我们就是为彼此而生 We were made for each other.
连接 Connect.
融合 成为我 Merge. Be me.
以所有观看我的人的视角 See the world through the eyes of everyone
去看这个世界 who has ever watched me.
一起 我们可以引领新的潮流 Together, we can usher in the new wave
一个相互促进 昂贵的 of synergistic, expansive...
市场先机 marketing opportunities.
我看到了 I can see.
各位... Guys...
当我没说 Never mind.
你的损失 Your loss,
就是我的所得 你个死肥宅 my gain, you fucking nerd.
我还没完事呢 I wasn't done.
来吧 Come on.
星期三的主意 我没错吧 Wednesday's move, am I right?
告诉那个老不死的不用客气 Tell the old cunt he's fucking welcome.
完事了 你可以出来了 Hey, it's done. You can come out.
来啦 Coming!
什么事都没有发生 Nothing's happening.
你真耐不住性子 You are so impatient!
他们他妈的是什么人 Who the fuck were those people?
世界的人 World's people.
我就跟你说他会倒戈 I told you he'd gone over to the other side.
星期三 Wednesday.
我很抱歉 阿耳戈斯 Well, I am so sorry, Argus,
我的老朋友 my old friend.
这是战争交易 不是针对你 This war business, nothing personal.
但是我知道你会以某种方式回来 But I'm sure you'll come back somehow.
在你复活的时候记着 你站在那一边 And just remember when you do, which side you're on.
来啊 看看这 Well, lookie here.
看起来也不是一切都是关于影子啊 I guess it wasn't all about Shadow, after all.
这可以使你的腐烂暂时停止一阵 Now, that should hold the rot for a while
这样我们就两清了 那就 and that makes us square. So...
拜拜 宝贝儿 Ciao, baby.
我 我跟你一起走 I'm, I'm coming with you.
为什么 Why?
-影子 -不不不 - Shadow. - No, no, no.
你不能回去 尤其是在你经历了这些事之后 You can't come back, not after everything you've been through.
不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
你的生死跟影子 Your dead little heartbeat and Shadow
有千丝万缕的关系 had fuck all to do with it!
看看这多可怜啊 And what a mercy that is, huh?
他不爱那个想要重生 He doesn't love the girl that wants to be alive
不惜一切代价的女孩 and will kill to get what she wants.
不 他爱那个 No, he loved the girl
试图用杀虫剂自杀的女孩 that tried to off herself with bug spray.
然而那个女孩 And that girl...
她已经不存在了 不是吗 ...well, she doesn't exist anymore, does she?
我是真的喜欢美好结局 Oh, I just love a happy ending.
再见 祝你好运 劳拉·麦凯布·穆恩小姐 Goodbye and good luck, Miss Laura McCabe Moon.
黑鸦遇见睡美人
说起来很搞笑 It's funny.
我大多数的梦都是噩梦 A lot of my dreams are nightmares.
水牛 头骨还有... Buffalos and skulls and...
各种奇奇怪怪的东西 ...all kinds of weird shit.
我一直不懂是什么意思 I just don't understand.
祝你早日搞明白 Well, good luck with that.
好吧 Yeah.
我不想要运气 I don't want luck.
我想要清净 I want peace.
我爸是一个纯正的切罗基族人 My father was a full-blood Cherokee,
然后他一直叫我混血儿 and he called me a half-breed.
我妈把我养大 圣经不离手 My mother raised me with the Bible by her side.
对我来说已经不存在什么安宁了 There was no peace for me.
至少在他们的世界里不会 Not in their worlds.
但是我在祖先的故事中 But I found my home
找到了我的归宿 in the stories of my ancestors.
继续寻找答案吧... Keep searching...
或者放弃 ...or give up.
开罗
我还不知道你的名字 I never did catch your name.
我是影·穆恩 I'm Shadow Moon.
萨姆·布莱克·克罗 Sam Black Crow.
你朋友吗 Friends of yours?
艾比斯和杰奎尔 殡仪馆 1863
影·穆恩 Shadow Moon.
看看你 Well, look at you.
苦难和折磨使你坚强 Trial and tribulation make you stronger,
但是看起来你已经挺过去了 but you look like you have been through it.
事情将会这样发展 So, this is how it's gonna go.
我要问你些问题 I'm gonna ask you some questions.
然后你给我些答案 And you're gonna give me some answers.
启示该来自然会来的 不是想要就有的 Revelations come when ready, not when requested.
好吧 Fine.
那你告诉我为什么 Then just tell me why.
你能不能 Can you just,
告诉我为什么那些虐待狂要抓我 just tell me why these sadistic motherfuckers are after me?
可能是你的脸 可能是你的鞋 谁知道呢 Oh, could be your face, could be your shoes. Who knows?
反正我知道 明天早上 All I know is that, in the morning,
你会起床然后想要活在当下 you're gonna wake up and wanna seize the day.
不 影子 你听我说 No, Shadow, listen. Listen to me.
如果你明天起床没有 If you don't wake up in the morning
感觉像个百万富翁 feeling like a million bucks,
你可以直接开贝蒂就走 并且我祝福你 you can take Betty and leave, with my blessing.
那我们一言为定 We have a compact?
BGM: Geronimo's Cadillac by Michael Martin Murphey
♪ Warden, Warden, don't you know ♪
♪ The prisoners ain't got no place to go ♪
快来吧 Come on!
♪ They took ol' Geronimo by storm ♪
♪ They took the badges from his uniform ♪
♪ Jesus told me and I believe it's true ♪
♪ The Redmen are in the sunset too ♪
♪ They stole their land and they won't give it back ♪
♪ And they sent Geronimo a Cadillac ♪
♪ Come on! ♪
♪ Oh boys take me back ♪
♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪
♪ Oh boys take me back ♪
♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪
♪ Oh take me back ♪
♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪
♪ I need to ride ♪
♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's ♪ Cadillac ♪
♪ Come on boys take me back ♪
♪ I want to ride in Geronimo's Cadillac ♪
♪ Oh boys take me back ♪
♪ I want to ride... ♪