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翻译 Z小花儿 Lynn_宁 DustD
翻译 Z小花儿 辰星晓Reginamoon
校对 众夕之橙
时间轴 风吹来的那片云
后期 众基之人
总监 众夕之橙
美国众神 第一季第四集
兑现吗 Cash in?
庄家又赢一局 Dealer takes another.
-抱歉了 -天啊 - With apologies. - Oh, man.
市场调查显示我们的翻台速度提高了30% Market research says we turn tables over 30% faster
所以会继续用新的发牌盒 and retain on the new shoe.
瞧 See?
你不必洗牌了 You don't have to shuffle.
我喜欢洗牌 I like to shuffle.
但没必要了 But you don't have to.
来吧 小傻瓜 Come on, Dummy.
除害 家用杀虫剂
庄家爆牌 Dealer busts.
不介意吧 You mind?
来吧 Go ahead.
兑现 两百 Cash in, 200.
抱歉 Excuse me.
麻烦给我一杯金汤力 Could I get a gin and tonic, please?
你就喝那个 That's your drink?
最好的酒都有自定义的名字 Best drinks have self-defining names.
点杯曼哈顿鸡尾酒 谁知道会喝到什么 Order a Manhattan, God knows what you're going to get,
但要是点了金汤力 杰克可乐 but you order gin and tonic, Jack and Coke,
不只是名字 还是种命令 it's not just a name. It's a command.
你在这工作多久了 劳拉 How long have you been working here for, uh, Laura?
四年多了 Four years, plus.
挣的钱交了学费 后来又付了房租 Paid tuition, then it paid rent.
手气真背 Ugh! That's bad luck.
谢谢 Thank you.
非常感谢 Thank you kindly.
庄家爆牌 Dealer busts.
好 All right.
有个朋友跟我说过 You know, a friend once told me that those,
「空气突然安静」的时刻 "Everyone gets quiet at the same time"
只会发生在每小时的第22 20分钟 moments only happens at 22, 20 past the hour.
我很好奇为啥会这样 Now, I'll be damned why that happens.
头上幽灵不散 但看看这个 Ghosts flying overhead, but, uh, check this out.
20分钟了 20 past.
别这样 Don't do it.
什么 Sorry.
你刚刚顺走的四百块钱 Those four quarters you just loaded.
这不是八十年代的维加斯 This is not '80s Vegas.
他们不会只是打断你的手就放你走 They won't just break your hands and let you walk away.
他们会起诉并努力争取给你最重的判决 They'll prosecute and push for maximum sentence.
这里到处都是摄像头 There's a camera there, camera there, over there.
你后面穿水龟队运动衫的老女人 That old lady in the Terrapins sweatshirt behind you
不是什么老奶奶 is not a grandma.
庄家是16点 先生 Dealer shows 16, sir.
六周前保险确定了你身上带的东西之后 They started upgrades from single table eye six weeks ago
他们就加强了单桌盯梢人力 when insurance flagged what you must have.
把酒喝完 再玩一把 So finish your drink, play one more hand,
然后闪人 and leave.
手气真背 Ooh. Bad luck.
我还以为你会走得快些 Ha. I kind of thought you would have left faster.
我在等你 I was waiting for you.
天啊 Oh, boy.
我可能才刚开始值班 I may have just been starting my shift.
那你就可能得等很久 You could have been waiting a long time.
不 美女通常会被安排在八点到凌晨四点档 Nah, they always put the pretty ones on the 8-to-4.
你为什么帮我 Why did you help me?
因为我觉得你真的很好 Because I thought you were really nice.
不 才不是 我觉得你是个混蛋 No. I didn't. I thought you were kind of a dick.
你很傲慢 运气不太好 You're very cocky and kind of unlucky,
所以 这是你第一次企图抢劫赌场吗 so-- Is this your first time trying to rob a casino?
抢赌场 对 A casino? Yeah.
你的技术可真不好 You're really not very good at it.
我大老远就看穿你了 I saw you coming a mile off.
下次 谁都不会看穿我 Well, next time, no one will see me coming.
好吗 我会计划得更好 Okay? I will get a better plan
或许给自己找个内应 and maybe find myself an inside man.
你是想招我入伙吗 Oh, are you trying to recruit me?
你可能会是个顶级的小偷 You could be a world class thief.
没人会怀疑你这种长相的人 No one suspects people who look like you.
我是什么长相 And what do I look like?
只要你开口 天下归你有 You get anything you wanted just by asking for it.
你怎么看 What do you say?
我猜你肯定非常了解那地方 Bet you know that place inside and out.
讲道理 我会五五分的 Fair's fair. I'll split the take 50-50.
好 祝你下次好运 Okay. Better luck next time.
稍等一下 Hang on a minute.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我欠你的 I owe you.
你真的不欠我 You really don't.
我感觉欠你个人情 Well, I feel beholden.
让我请你喝一杯吧 Let me buy you a drink.
里面酒水免费 Drinks are free inside.
里面酒水很难喝 Drinks are shit inside.
换个地方吧 Let's go somewhere.
我哪都不想去 I don't want to go somewhere.
我只想回家 I want to go home.
那就带我回家 Then take me the fuck home.
你没事吧 You okay?
干什么 What?
棒 Oh, yeah.
你真是个小偷 So you are a thief.
就偷了点咖啡 Just some coffee.
你家有热水浴缸 You got a hot tub.
从没用过吗 You ever use it?
对 Uh, yep.
你这技术都可以去变魔术了 You know, you could do magic with skills like that.
我不太适合登台演出 I'm not much of a showman.
对 我知道 Yeah. I'm aware.
如果我的技术 加上你的工作 See now, if I had those skills and your job,
或许真能大赚一笔 I could really clean up.
如果你来干我的活 你会做什么 If you had my job, what would you do?
这个嘛 Well, um...
弱点 the weak spot.
你只需要找到一处 All you need is one.
通常是人们的关注点 It's usually people's attention.
给我看看 Show me.
谢了 哥们 Thanks, bro.
天啊 Oh, God.
十年了 罗比从没那样看过我 Ten years, Robbie has never looked at me like that.
如果你继续不理他 You know, if you keep ignoring him,
他只会欲求更多 he's only going to want more.
总会找到教训 Well, there's a lesson in there somewhere.
我的祖母一直有养猫 My grandma always had cats.
她说猫能看到人看不到的鬼魂 She said that they could see ghosts when we can't,
还能警告小偷来了 and warn you of thieves.
是吗 Yeah?
我想你的猫威力不再了 I think your cat's broken.
你有想过要是你一直偷东西会怎样吗 Do you ever worry about what will happen if you keep stealing?
你是说来世会怎样吗 Like in the afterlife?
打破了太多「戒条」吗 Knocking down too many Commandments?
不 我是说蹲监狱 No. I mean, like, jail.
你相信有来世吗 Do you believe in the afterlife?
我不知道 I don't know.
我妈妈相信 I mean, my mom did.
她似乎很相信 She seemed pretty sure.
她曾说过 She used to say, uh,
「我只知道我还有很多不知道」 "All I know is there's more than I know."
对 我想这句话可能更有哲理 Yeah, I think that might sound wiser than it is.
好啊 机灵鬼 Oh, wow. Okay, wise-ass.
你知道你死后会怎样吗 So you know what happens after you die?
我知道 Yes, I do.
好 会怎样 Okay, what?
你会腐烂 You rot.
你死后 会腐烂 When you die, you rot.
你就这么确定 And you're so sure?
对 这是固定的模式 Yeah. I mean, it's-- it's a fixed system.
物理定律万年不变 Physics doesn't take Sundays off.
所以你什么都不信 So you don't believe in anything?
没什么好相信的 There's nothing to believe.
真的 我看透了 Trust me. I've looked.
我的父母什么都相信 I mean, my parents believed in everything.
圣父 圣子 圣灵 Father, Son, Holy Ghost,
上帝的光芒照耀灵魂 spirit-filled and full of the light of God.
你当时多大 How old were you?
他们把每一章 每一节都教给我 They taught me all of it, chapter and verse.
我每晚听着魔幻世界的故事入睡 I went to bed every night in a world full of magic
那个世界上一切皆有可能 where anything was possible.
然后某天你发现圣诞老人不是真的 And then one day you find out that Santa's not real,
又发现牙仙子不是真的 and then the Tooth Fairy isn't real.
没有为老去的狗狗准备的边远农场 And there's no farm upstate for old dogs.
于是我开始看历史书 Then I started reading history books,
发现耶稣也不是真的 and Jesus isn't real.
就好像让这世界变得 And it's like everything that made the world
神奇玄幻的东西 anything more than what it is
都只是故事而已 is just-- is just stories.
就像骗人的万灵蛇油 Just snake oil,
但却更恶劣 因为毕竟蛇是真的 but worse because snakes are real.
我当时很想再次相信那些魔法 I wanted to get that magic back so bad,
但是某天我接受了事实 but... one day I just accepted the fact
我没法再相信了 因为人生并没那么有趣 that I couldn't because life is just not that interesting.
别那样看着我 Don't look at me like that.
怎样 Like what?
就像你是条走丢的狗狗 It's like you're a lost puppy.
很有趣 狗狗 That was fun, puppy.
有趣的才刚刚开始 The fun is just getting started.
过来 Come here.
不不不 他们没懂 No, no, no. Guys don't get it.
他们以为以色列格斗术只有犹太人会 They think Krav Maga is a Jew thing.
其实是思想原因 It's a mind thing--
效力最高 效率最好 maximum effectiveness, maximum efficiency,
如何在各种情况下夺走对手的武器 how to dismantle your opponent in any situation.
可能真是犹太人的把戏 Maybe that is a Jew thing, though.
他们确实熬过了各种困境 They did survive all kinds of shit.
而且这种练习很疯狂 Plus it's an insane workout.
你不上班的时候 You're between jobs.
可以来我的健身房 You should come down to my gym.
我可以在课堂上教教你 Let me teach you in one of my classes.
-我可以教你格斗 -我会格斗 - I could teach you to fight. - I can fight.
但你不会以色列格斗术 Not Krav Maga fight.
我练拳击 I box.
技术好吗 You good?
你教别人吗 You teach?
BGM: Queen of the Bored by Brian Reitzel & Shirley Manson
♪ Unlucky for you ♪
♪ I'm queen of the bored ♪
♪ And I'm like Cleopatra ♪
♪ I get what I want ♪
♪ I lean in but then I check right out ♪
♪ I don't flinch because it doesn't hurt ♪
♪ And what is god if it's no one there ♪
♪ And there's no proof that you ever cared about me ♪
♪ About me ♪
♪I fuck with the face ♪
♪ Because it's so much fun ♪
♪ And I don't feel a thing ♪
♪ Cause I got so numb ♪
♪ I lean in but then I check right out ♪
♪ I don't flinch because it doesn't hurt ♪
♪ And what is god if no one's there ♪
♪ And what is god if there's no proof ♪
♪ Where's your proof? ♪
♪ You've got no proof. ♪
下班后要去趟商店 Gonna head to the store after work.
有什么要买吗 You need anything?
等等 有 Oh, wait. Yes.
杀虫剂 Bug spray.
好 Okay.
♪ I lean in but then I check right out ♪
♪ I don't flinch because it doesn't hurt ♪
♪ And there's no proof that she ever cared about me ♪
怎么了 What?
想喝咖啡吗 You want coffee?
咖啡 Coffee?
来吧 喝点吧 Come on. Come get it.
来吧 Come on.
外面 Out here.
来这边坐下 I need you to sit.
你怀孕了吗 Are we pregnant?
狗狗 坐下 Puppy, sit.
我要说的事你可能觉得不合道理 What I'm about to say may sound irrational to you,
但我有充分合理的理由说这话 but I've all sorts of rational reasons for saying it
以及付之行动 and then doing it.
那就说吧 然后聊聊你该不该付之行动 So say it, and let's talk about whether or not you should do it.
还记得你让我做你的内应吗 Do you remember when you asked me to be your inside man?
你想抢劫赌场 You want to rob the casino?
我觉得有必要 I think I need to.
我并非一时冲动说出这话 I mean, I haven't come to this lightly.
我在最终决定前排除了 I've been eliminating options one by one
一个又一个的选项 before I came to my final decision.
「最终」可能用的不恰当 And-- I mean, final may be the wrong word.
这是在讨论 还是只是通知我 Are we discussing, or are you telling?
还有回旋余地 Well... there's some wiggle room.
这是不要命了吧 This is desperate. Okay?
简直是不要命的乱来 This-- this is some desperate bullshit.
你不幸福吗 因为我很幸福 Are you unhappy? Because I'm happy.
你让我很幸福 Okay? You make me happy.
对 我看出来你很幸福 Yes, I see that you're happy
从这一面 从错误的一面看你很幸福 from this side of it, from the wrong side of it,
我想或许幸福让我感到很不爽 and I think maybe I resent not being happy--
不是不爽你 只是不爽 not resent you, just resent.
你还爱我吗 Do you still love me?
爱 我还爱你 Yeah, I still love you.
我只是不幸福 I'm just not happy.
抢劫赌场就会让你幸福 And robbing the casino will make you happy.
我们就像本历史书 We are like a history book.
我们是既定的事实 不会改变 We're established fact. We don't change.
我们住在我长大的镇上 We live in the same town that I grew up in,
住在我已故祖母的破房子里 in my dead grandma's shitty house.
你有份破工作 我也有份破工作 You have a shitty job. I have a shitty job.
我想要更多 And I want more.
只要跟你一起 哪怕住在高速公路下的 I would be happy living in a cardboard box
纸板箱里我也很幸福 under a freeway as long as I was with you.
在我看来那就是失败 See, that would represent a failure to me.
我对你来说是个失败 I represent failure to you?
不 Well, no.
要真有什么 I mean, if anything,
我其实配不上你 you're actually too good for me.
我是那个把小偷领回家的姑娘 I mean, I'm the girl who brought home a thief.
我不是小偷 好吗 I'm not the thief. Okay?
-金盆洗手了 -此时此刻确实不是了 - Not anymore. - Well, not at this very moment, no,
但我们正在商量这事 but that's what we're discussing.
我们在商量什么 What are we discussing?
我在那工作了八年 I have worked there for eight years.
我可以告诉你那栋楼里 I can tell you every single thing
每个人即将要做的事和时间点 that every person in that building is going to do and when.
我可以告诉你他们要什么 I can tell you what they look for.
告诉你他们看到了什么 I can tell you what they see.
长达八年的预测 Eight years of predictive behavior.
我们初遇的那晚 The night that we first met,
你进赌场时的目标是正确的 you walked into that casino with the right ambition,
但你的计划很愚蠢 but you had a stupid plan.
我有个聪明的计划 完美的计划 I have a smart plan. I have a perfect plan.
你绝不会被抓 You will never get caught.
你怎么被抓到的 How did you get caught?
运气不好 Bad luck is how.
警察来了 Cops came is how.
不 他们不应该看见的 No, they shouldn't have seen.
他们不应该知道的 They should not have known.
一定是哪里出了问题 Something went wrong.
可事情就是发生了 那个计划不完美 It happened. Okay? The plan wasn't perfect.
那个计划是完美的 那是个完美的计划 The plan was perfect. It was a perfect plan.
有人出卖了我们 Somebody fucked us.
我今早和艾德斯坦谈过了 I spoke to Adelstein this morning.
靠 我叫你别去的 Fuck, I told you not to.
他和我讲了认罪协议 And he told me about the deal.
我不会接受的 I'm not taking it.
我的刑期不会超过三年 I would get no more than three years,
只用服一年半 one and a half served.
-你也一样 -不行 - You'd get the same. - No.
你的刑期也是这样 You would get the same,
然后我们一年半以后就能回归正常生活 and then we would be back to our lives in a year and a half,
可能都用不了这么久 maybe less.
你不可以进监狱 You are not going to prison.
这事是我怂恿你的 I asked you to do this.
我让你去做 然后你就去做了 I asked you to do it, and you did it.
要不是我 你现在还好好地躺在沙发上 And if I hadn't, you would be on the couch right now.
是的 但我也同意了 Yeah, but I said yes.
是你提出的 但我也答应了 Okay? You asked, but I said yes.
是我做的 被抓的人是我 不是你 I did it. I got caught, not you,
这就是命数 and that is our luck.
你会被判六年的 六年啊 You'll get six years. Six years.
我三年后就会出来了 I will be out in three.
我可以接受 I can take it.
假如你在外面的话 If you're on the other side,
只要你能 我也就能挺下来 I can make it if you can.
你能等着我吗 Can you wait for me?
能 可以 Yeah. Yes.
喂 Hello.
您有一通 You have a collect call
从伍德沃德联邦惩教所打来的接听方付费电话 from Woodward Federal Correctional Institution.
喂 Hello.
-喂 -您有一通 - Hello. - You have a collect call
从伍德沃德联邦惩教所打来的接听方付费电话 from Woodward Federal Correctional Institution.
好了 All good.
妈的 傻瓜 Fuck you, Dummy.
好了 我好好安葬了他 Hey, yeah, he's, uh, all taken care of.
把他埋在后面的林子里了 I put him in the woods out back,
还用石头做了标记 and marked him with a stone,
以防你将来想去看他 in case you want to, like, go visit him.
那样合法吗 Is that legal?
这样随便把动物埋在院子里 To just bury animals in the yard?
合法啊 没事的 Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's fine.
你该看看我们家院子里埋的那许多宠物 You should see all the pets we have in our yard.
我很开心我可以在这里帮到你 Just glad that I could be here to help you, you know?
我们都很开心 奥黛丽和我 Both of us, Audrey and I.
你今晚别一个人待在这里了 Don't stay here alone tonight.
来吧 来我们家沙发上对付一晚 Come on. Come crash on the couch.
不了 我在这里挺好的 No. I'm fine here.
操 Fuck.
我甚至都不喜欢他 I didn't even like him.
我知道这很操蛋 I know this sucks.
我们也很想念影子 We miss Shadow, too.
你俩是我们最好的朋友 你知道吗 You guys are our best friends, you know that?
我的猫才刚死 The cat just died.
我都不知道自己为什么会这么做 I don't know why I even did it.
我喝醉了 孤身一人 I'm drunk and alone,
我那破猫刚刚死了 and my fucking cat just died.
操 我很抱歉 Fuck. I'm sorry.
真的吗 Are you?
抱歉 Sorry?
我告诉奥黛丽 I told Audrey
说你要搬家具 所以... you had to move some furniture around, so--
你为什么要那样说 Why did you say that?
因为我想见你 Because I wanted to see you again?
拜托 罗比 你到底是什么意思 Come on, Robbie. Say what you mean.
我不知道 I don't know.
你是想过来 再操我几次吗 You wanted to come here and fuck me some more?
你是这么想的吗 Is that what you want?
是的 Yeah.
昨晚只是一时冲动 Last night was a one-time thing.
恰好在的人是你而已 谢谢你 You were there, and thank you.
但我们不会继续发展了 But we're not doing this.
我们做了 这事已经过去了 We did this, and it happened.
现在我要等着影子 And now I'm waiting for Shadow.
我明白了 I get it.
你在等着影子 You're waiting for Shadow.
你真的明白了吗 Do you?
明白了 Yeah.
重复一次 Say it again.
你在等着影子 You're waiting for Shadow.
好吧 进来吧 Okay. Come in.
您有一通 You have a collect call
从伍德沃德联邦惩教所打来的接听方付费电话 from Woodward Federal Correctional Institution.
-喂 -我爱你 - Hello. - I love you.
我感觉不对劲 Something feels weird.
我也爱你 什么不对劲 I love you, too. What feels weird?
我不清楚 天气吧 I don't know. Um, the weather.
感觉空气很压抑 The air feels constipated,
如果只是在酝酿暴风雨 那也没事 like if it'd just push out a storm, it'd be okay.
是啊 有个词专门用来形容 Yeah, there's a special word
由这种压抑的空气所造成的不安感 for the kind of dread caused by constipated air.
我这天气很好 It's nice here.
树木正在发芽 Trees are budding.
你回来的时候就全是树叶了 There'll be leaves on them when you get back.
还有五天 Five days.
离你回家还有120小时 120 hours and you're home.
你那一切都好吧 Everything's okay there, right?
等待天塌下来要比天真的塌下来更让人心烦 Waiting for the sky to fall is going to cause more bother than the sky actually falling,
但天并没有塌 which it isn't.
对 所以一切都好 Yeah. So nothing's wrong.
一切都好 Everything's fine.
罗比等下要过来 Robbie's coming by.
我们在准备欢迎你回家的惊喜派对 We're planning your surprise party-- welcome home.
惊喜派对 A surprise party?
而你对此毫不知情 Which you know nothing about.
毫不知情 Not a thing.
我爱你 狗狗 I love you, puppy.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
穿衣服 Get dressed.
我会离开奥黛丽 I'll leave Audrey.
没错 Yeah.
然后...然后你要告诉影子 And y-- And you tell Shadow,
他们会很生气 and they'll be angry,
但他们会理解的 but they will understand.
或者他们会大发脾气 我不在乎 Or they'll freak out. I don't care.
我不会那样做的 I'm not doing that.
你也不能那样做 You're not doing that.
影子五天后就回来了 Shadow's coming back in five days,
我会陪在他身边的 and I'm going to be there for him.
-但你不爱他 -不 我爱 - But you don't love him. - Yeah, I do.
但不像他爱你那样 Not the way he loves you.
我们谈过这个的 罗比 We talked about this, Robbie.
你知道这事到期就要结束 You knew this had an expiration date,
而且你也同意了的 and you agreed to the terms.
我那时的感觉和现在不一样 I felt differently then.
我的感觉没变 I don't.
这不是真话 That's not true.
老天啊 罗比 Jesus Christ, Robbie.
你得把这当做一段甜蜜的回忆 You just have to think of this as like a sweet memory.
就像个淘气的小秘密 Like a naughty little secret,
当你老了担心这辈子一事无成的时候 something you think about when you're old and you're worried
就会想到这段情 that you never did anything with your life.
你是有所成就的 You did.
你四处留情还没有被抓到 You fucked around and didn't get caught.
真的很有趣 It was really fun.
那就是全部了吗 Is that all this was?
仅仅是有趣而已 Just fun?
BGM: The Weight by The Band
♪ I pulled into Nazareth ♪
♪ Was feeling 'bout half past dead ♪
听着 罗比 Listen, Robbie.
♪ I just need some place ♪
♪ Where I can lay my head ♪
这一切必须结束了 This has to end,
而且必须在今晚结束 and it has to end tonight.
你一直都很贴心 You've been very sweet.
咱们俩之间一直都很好 We've been really sweet to each other,
所以就... so just...
让道别也那么贴心 好吗 let goodbye be sweet as well, okay?
你是想拒绝吗 Are you saying no?
开你的车 Drive.
♪ Take a load off Fanny ♪
♪ And...♪
我真的很喜欢这首歌 你能唱给我听吗 I really like this song. Will you sing it to me?
认真的吗 Are you serious?
♪ I picked up my bag ♪
拿起我的包 Picked up my bag
♪ I went looking for a place to hide ♪
找个地方藏起来 For a place to hide
♪ When I saw 卡门 and the devil walking side by side ♪
肩并肩走着 walking side by side
我说「你好 卡门」 I said, "Hey, Carmen--" -
♪ I said, "Hey, Carmen--" ♪
♪ Come on, let's go downtown ♪
「让我们去市区」 "Let's go downtown"
♪ She said, "I gotta go" ♪
她说「我得」 She said, "I got"-- -
♪ "But my friend can stick" ♪
♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪
♪ Take a load for free ♪
♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪
♪ And... And... And... ♪
♪ You put the load right on me ♪
你他妈是谁 Who the fuck are you?
你之前是活着的 劳拉·穆恩 You were alive, Laura Moon.
现在你死了 劳拉·穆恩 Now you are dead, Laura Moon.
你死亡的情形我已经知道了 The circumstances of your death commit me.
我必须挖走你的心 I must take your heart.
我必须称一下你的心 I must weigh your heart.
和羽毛比吗 Against a feather?
不用称我也能告诉你哪个重 I can already tell you who wins.
我这辈子 好好坏坏 I lived my life good and bad,
绝对不会比羽毛轻 definitely not light as a feather.
你去哪 Where are you going?
我去哪 Where am I going?
你走过去 You pass through.
我从哪走过去 Where do I pass through?
你这辈子什么都不相信 In life you believed in nothing.
你将化为虚无 You will go to nothing.
一切都结束了 You will be done.
那里将是一片黑暗 There will be darkness.
安宁呢 And peace?
那里将是一片黑暗 There will be darkness.
你知道吗 不 You know what? No.
没有别的你可以去的地方了 There's nowhere else for you to be.
我反正是不去那 Well, I'm not getting in there.
我想回去 I want to go back.
你的肉身已经被移走了 Already your flesh has been moved,
医生已经切开你的身体 检查你的器官 has been cut by the doctors who inspected your organs.
你的亲人们也已经为你选好衣服 Already your loved ones have selected for you the clothes
用裹尸布包好了你 to shroud your decomposition.
你已经被埋葬了 Already you are in the ground.
眼泪也为你而流了 Tears have fallen for you.
我有发言权吗 Do I get a say in this?
死亡并不是辩论 Death is not a debate.
你觉得在你之前有多少人 How many do you think have come before you,
或许诺 或威胁 all with promises and threats
提供荣耀 金子和爱 and offers of glory, gold, love?
你以为你是谁 能左右我 误导我渎职 Who are you to misguide me from my duty?
你只不过是个人 甚至不值得我记住 You are but a man, not even one I should remember.
你会步入黑暗 You will go into the darkness,
我会忘了我曾经见过你 and I will forget ever having met you.
我去你大... Fuck you--
天啊 真恶心 Oh, my God, that's disgusting.
操 Fuck.
欢迎回家 影子
劳拉 Laura?
奥黛丽 Hey, Audrey.
奥黛丽 Audrey--
奥黛丽 Audrey.
别报警 Don't call the police.
滚出我家 你个僵尸贱人 Get out of my house, you zombie whore!
奥黛丽 拜托别报警 Audrey, please don't call the police, okay?
我要进去了 I'm going to come in now.
不 No!
我现在要进去了 好吗 I'm going to come in now, okay?
不要 No!
奥黛丽 Hey, Audrey?
奥黛丽 Audrey?
-奥黛丽 -什么 走开 - Audrey? - What! Go away!
你他妈到底是什么啊 What the fuck are you!
奥黛丽 无论在什么情况下这都很尴尬 Audrey, this would be embarrassing under any circumstance,
但是这种情况特别尴尬 but it's particularly embarrassing under this circumstance.
尽管如此 我真的得用一下你的厕所 Nevertheless, I really need to use your toilet.
什么 What?
拜托 不要 Oh, please, no.
不要 天啊 No! Oh, my God!
是防腐剂 It's embalming fluid.
只要是我身上的洞 它就会就往出流 It's coming out of every hole I got.
真的很恶心 所以麻烦你扭过头去 It's very disgusting, so please turn around.
扭过头 Turn around.
你怎么会在这 How are you here?
我不知道 I don't know.
你知道你死了 对吧 Well, you know you're dead, though, right?
我想是的 I assumed, yes.
你现在是死了 Well, are you dead now,
还是你是别的什么东西 or are you something else?
我想说 是后者 I would say... the latter.
这是撞鬼了吗 你是来逮我了吗 Well, is this a haunting? You haunting me?
不是故意的 Not on purpose.
我需要针线 I needed craft supplies.
劳拉 Laura?
怎么了 奥黛丽 Yes, Audrey.
在你死之前 你记得的最后一件事是什么 What's the last thing you remember before you died?
罗比死了吗 Is Robbie dead?
是的 Oh, yes.
他现在还死着吗 Is he still dead?
他... He's--
我是说 他是死着呢 I mean, he was.
我还没见过他 I, uh, I haven't seen him.
不知道你俩现在什么情况 Don't know what either of you are up to now.
你知道 我想我永远也不会知道 You know, I guess I never did.
你知道我们俩怎么回事 You know what we were up to.
我知道你死的时候你嘴里含着谁 Oh, I know who was in your mouth when you died.
这我知道 I do know that.
所有人都知道吗 Does everybody know that?
所有参加你葬礼的都知道 Yeah. Well, everyone who attended your funeral.
我可能在葬礼上提到过一两次 I may have mentioned it just once or twice during the service.
影子知道吗 Does Shadow know?
他知道 我想上他来的 Yeah, he knows. I tried to fuck him
在你坟墓上 on your grave.
感觉这样才公平 Seemed only fair.
是啊 这样才公平 Yeah, that does seem fair.
我也不感到自豪 I'm not proud of myself.
我把罗比的鸡巴和他一起埋了 I, uh, I had Robbie buried with his penis,
你知道 你咬掉了一部分 插他屁股里了 you know, that you-- you bit off, shoved up his ass.
我真粗俗 我是个粗俗的女人 I was vulgar. I'm a vulgar woman.
愤怒和悲伤让我变得粗俗了 Anger and grief have-- have really just made me vulgar.
我... I--
劳拉 我发现你和罗比 Laura, I found out that you and Robbie
死了的同时还发现你俩有外遇 were dead and having an affair in the same sentence.
也许不是同时 Maybe it wasn't the same sentence.
但也是一瞬间 It was the same breath.
也许是一个很长的同时 Might have been a run-on sentence.
天啊 我该谢谢你 God, you know, I should thank you.
我应该谢谢你俩 I should thank both of you.
当你很高兴某些人死了的时候 It's so much easier grieving someone
悲痛起来会轻松些 when you're glad they're dead.
你为我们做了个剪贴簿真好 Thoughtful of you to make us a scrapbook.
去你大爷的 劳拉 Fuck you, Laura.
我做剪贴簿 I make scrapbooks
是因为记忆会撒谎 because memories lie.
我希望有一张你操罗比的照片 I wish I had a picture of you fucking Robbie for the album.
我会粘起来 洒上闪光片 I'd glue it down, glitter it,
做点小装饰 give it a little pipe cleaner matte.
-我感觉很糟 -去你大爷的感觉 - I feel terrible. - Oh, fuck your feelings.
所有人都有感觉 Everyone has feelings.
所有人都在乎自己的感觉 Everyone cares about what they feel.
我不关心你的感觉 I don't care about what you feel.
我关心你是怎么想的 I care about what you think.
你对你的所作所为有什么想法 What do you think about what you did?
我觉得我做了件可耻的事 I think I did a shitty thing.
我想我搞砸了你的生活 I think I fucked you over,
但我本来不想这样 but I did not mean to fuck you over.
这本就跟你无关 It wasn't even about you.
是啊 怎么可能会有关 Yeah, why would it be?
天啊 我还以为你是我的好朋友 God, I thought you were my best friend.
罗比和我吵架了 Robbie and I had a fight,
你会是第一个知道的 you'd be the first one to know,
而这一直以来你在和他上床 and all the time you were fucking him
-背着我 -不是一直 - behind my back. - Not all the time.
你对我撒了谎 You lied to me about it.
你张开嘴 谎言就随口而出 You open your mouth, and lies come spitting out.
我撒了一个谎 I told one lie.
这一切 我只撒了一个弥天大谎 In all of this, I told one big umbrella lie
其他的都是许多小谎言 under which there were many smaller lies.
那你的弥天大谎是什么 劳拉 And what was your big lie, Laura?
我告诉影子我可以等他 I told Shadow that I could wait for him.
听着 我知道你现在已经很生我气了 Listen, I know you're really pissed at me right now.
但是我得借你的车 But I kind of need to borrow your car.
劳拉·穆恩 27岁 印第安纳州鹰角镇 "Laura Moon, age 27, of Eagle Point, Indiana,
在星期三早上 "Was killed in the early hours of Wednesday morning
因交通意外而亡 "In an automobile accident.
劳拉爱她的工作 她的朋友和她的家人 "Laura loved her work, her friends, and her family."
你他妈逗我呢 Are you fucking kidding me?
谁写的这堆狗屎 Who wrote this shit?
根本就是在糊弄事 There's little to no effort here.
她爱她的工作 她的朋友和她的家人 "She loved her work, her friends, and her family"?
这就是偷懒 写的完全是糊弄事 That's just lazy. That's fucking lazy writing,
而且完全符合事实 and it's not entirely true.
狗屁讣告 Shitty obituary.
你有个烂讣告 Well, you had a shitty obituary
是因为你有个烂生活 'cause you had a shitty life.
你就是个烂人 You were shitty.
我没有那么烂 I was not that shitty.
你是怎么活下去的 How could you live with yourself--
我是说 当你还活着的时候 I mean, when you were actually living?
显然我没活下去 Well, evidently I couldn't.
你决定你和影子的生活会是什么样 How do you think you're going to live with Shadow?
假设你这么跟踪他 Presumably your stalking him
最终能取得正果 will come to some sort of fruition.
那然后呢 怎么 组建个快乐家庭吗 I mean, what then? What, happy family?
弄个小僵尸宝宝 或是僵尸狗 Little zombie baby? Like, a zombie dog?
我有属于我的阳光 I'll have my own private sunshine.
罗拉 你给那阳光抹了屎 Laura, you wiped your ass with that sunshine.
影子应该找个比你好的 Shadow deserves better than you.
我爱影子 曾爱过影子 I love Shadow-- loved Shadow--
爱影子 love Shadow.
我爱影子 I love Shadow.
他是我生命的光芒 He's the light of my life.
怎么了 What?
你活着的时候都没爱过他 You did not love him when you were alive.
得了吧 不是真爱那种爱 Come on. Not love him love him.
他就像是只宠物 He was like a pet.
你叫他狗狗是有原因的 There's a reason you called him Puppy.
是啊 但我现在爱他 Yeah. Well, I love him now.
我记得你 You I remember.
我们是家小型的私人殡仪馆 We are a small family-owned funeral home.
我们提供的是具有连续性的服务 What we provide is continuity.
艾比斯和杰奎尔殡仪馆 There has been an Ibis and Jacquel
在这里已经存在200年了 in business here for 200 years.
插骨头的针 Pins for the bones.
缝肌肉的线 Threads for the muscles.
皮肤上的涂料 Paint for the skin.
我们需要尽量为你维护肉体 We need to tend to your flesh as best we can
因为它已经无法自我维持了 as it can't tend to itself anymore.
你死掉的身体需要维护和保养 Care and maintenance is needed for your dead body.
但是 我们无法 However, there is nothing we can do
减轻你心脏的重量 to lighten your heavy heart.
别动 Uh, don't move.
你还粘着呢 You're still tacky.
你的心像石头一样沉重 Your heavy heart sank you like a stone
拉着你回到来的地方 right back where you last left off.
一段被打断的生活 Lived a life interrupted.
是因为爱情吗 Was it love?
不是 It wasn't.
但我想现在是了 But I suppose it is now.
真是不幸 That is unfortunate.
爱情总是让你处于不利之地 Love will always have you at a disadvantage.
我想死了才是比较不利 Well, I think being dead has made a disadvantage.
许多人会以任何方式找回失去的爱 Uh, many is the man who would take any version of his lost love
而不会让他的爱失去 rather than leave his love lost.
他会感谢那个将你送回他身边的神 He will say thank you to whatever god sent you back to him.
当你完事后 When you are done...
我将会完成我的任务 I will complete my task
将你送入黑暗 and deliver you on to darkness.
你好啊 狗狗 Hi, Puppy.