《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
苏珊有个秘密 Susan had a secret.
要搬走的事 你跟她们说了吗 Have you told the girls you're moving?
还没 Um, not yet.
已经有人要买你的房子了 I got an offer on your house.
卡洛斯和加布互不相让 Carlos and Gaby got competitive.
今晚见 I'll see you tonight.
我不能送孩子们上学 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I can't take the girls to school.
一直都是你送的 You always take them.
我今天必须早上班 I have to go to work early today.
我现在就在上班了 Well, I'm at work right now.
雷尼计划着婚礼 Rene made her wedding plans.
这是我多年前为一场婚礼做的蛋糕 That's a cake I made for a wedding a few years ago.
我知道你要说什么 I know what you're gonna say.
-这太奢侈了 -不够大 - It's too extravagant. - It's not big enough.
我想我们可以再加一层 Oh. Well, I suppose we could add another tier.
做两个吧 Make it two.
布里和她的律师断绝往来 Bree ended her relationship with her lawyer.
你骗了我 You lied to me.
为的是打赢官司 To win this case...
你一直假装我们之间有什么 You're just pretending there's something between us
就是为了从我这里套出信息 so you could get information from me.
我没想过要从你那里 I-I wasn't trying to get...
至于你 以后别再来我家 And you are not welcome in my home.
汤姆和勒奈特终于重归于好 And Tom and Lynette finally got back together.
故事是这么开始的 This is how it started.
这位已在紫藤郡上住了许多年的女士 The woman who had lived on the street for years
走出房门... came outside...
向刚搬到隔壁的邻居 and introduced herself
热情地介绍自己 to the woman who was moving in next door.
欢迎你搬来这里 Welcome to the neighborhood!
我是玛莎·胡博 I'm Martha Huber.
玛丽·艾莉丝·杨 Mary Alice Young.
看样子你的丈夫还在 我丈夫死了 So... you got a husband? Mine's dead.
真遗憾啊 Oh, I'm sorry.
理论上讲 我也是 Me too... in theory.
我家三口人 我丈夫和一个儿子 Oh. I have a husband and a son.
他们在另外一辆车上 一会儿就到 They're in the other van. They'll be here soon.
我以前有把椅子跟它很像 Ooh! I used to have a chair just like that.
但它总坏 所以就扔了 Kept breaking, so I threw it away.
我最讨厌廉价的家具了 I hate cheap furniture.
是嘛 嗯 Yes, well, uh,
我应该进去帮忙了 认识你很高兴 I should go help the movers. Nice to meet you.
等等 我还没深入了解你呢 Wait! I hardly know anything about you.
你都没告诉我 你们从哪儿来的 You didn't even mention where you folks are from.
北方 Up north.
"北方" 跟没说一样 具体哪里 "Up north"? That doesn't tell me anything. Where exactly?
一个小城镇 你应该没听说过 Small town. You wouldn't know it.
说来听听 Try me.
你为什么如此刨根问底呢 Why do you need to know that?
你为什么这样守口如瓶呢 Why don't you wanna tell me?
因为这没什么大不了的 我只是 Well, it's no big deal. It's just...
就是从这一刻开始 And just like that,
玛莎·胡博意识到我在隐藏着什么 Martha Huber figured out I was hiding something.
看样子你很忙 Ohh, you're busy.
等你安顿好以后 我们再好好聊 好吗 We'll just have a long chat once you've settled in. Okay?
而我这位邻居 也由此下定决心 And my new neighbor made it her mission to find out
挖出我的秘密 what my secret was.
这也正是此后... And this was the beginning...
一切的伊始 of the end.
在这一天的早餐过后 It was just after breakfast
苏珊·德尔非诺把她将要搬离 when Susan Delfino told her friends
紫藤郡的消息告诉了她的朋友们 she'd soon be moving from wisteria lane.
大家都很震惊 They were shocked.
她们的老朋友这回真的要走了 Their old friend was actually leaving--
如此震惊 以致她们过了许久 So shocked it took them a moment
才发现另一位老朋友回来了 To notice another old friend had returned.
我的天哪 Oh, my god.
姐妹们 早啊 Hello, ladies.
有没有想我啊 Did you miss me?
在我们到达巴黎三个月之后 So three months after we got to paris,
罗宾和我就分手了 Robin and I broke up.
我很遗憾 Oh, I'm sorry.
是啊 远程异地恋 Yeah, a long distance move can be
的确是对感情的考验 tough on a relationship.
从那时起 我决定不再喜欢女人了 That, and I decided I just wasn't into women anymore.
不过在巴黎 男人女人根本没什么区别 Although in Paris, it's hard to tell the difference.
姑娘不除毛 小伙持着小钱包到处晃 The women don't shave, and the men carry purses.
那你现在的...性取向到底是什么呢 So... what team are you playing for now?
我不玩这些感情游戏了 Ah, I'm out of the game.
我决定放弃我那不顺遂的感情之路 I decided to channel my sexual frustration
把精力转移我自己的生意上来 into starting my own business--
我成立了个速冻法式糕点公司 a line of frozen French pastries.
布里 你还记得吧 我的羊角包 Bree, you remember how my croissants
一向稳坐紫藤郡的头把交椅 were always the best on the lane.
我记得你确实如此自诩的 I remember you thinking that.
所以这么说来 So, basically,
你是将法式速餐卖给法国人 you sell microwavable French food to the French?
没错 所以他们变得又懒又肥 Yesp, as they got lazier and fatter,
我却变得又富又苗条 I got thinner and richer.
我会计刚让我买了几座庄园 Now my accountant has me buying chateaus
钱是拿来花的 不是吗 just to do something with all my money.
除了向我们大肆炫耀一番你的成功以外 So other than wanting to rub your success in our faces,
你回来究竟是为了什么呢 what brings you back?
我有一点生意上的小事儿 I have a little business proposition...
要找勒奈特谈谈 for Lynette.
再紧一点 Tighter.
如果我再拉紧一点 你就没法呼吸了 If I go any tighter, you won't be able to breathe.
珍 你眼前这个女人 为了在婚礼前 Jean, you're talking to a woman who gave herself
能减掉十磅 而自愿服食了沙门氏菌 salmonella to lose 10 pounds before prom.
美丽往往与痛苦同在 再紧一点 Beauty is suffering. Now tighter!
你来这儿干嘛 What are you doing here?
在婚礼之前你不能见我 这不吉利 You can't see me before the wedding. It's bad luck.
我刚刚从印刷商那边 拿了流程卡来 Uh, so I, uh, picked up the programs from the printer.
我的上帝 Oh, my god.
难道全都要我亲力亲为吗 Do I have to do everything?
这是乳白色的 我说过了要米黄色的 This is ivory. I told you to get beige.
你是色盲吗 Are you color-blind?
我是黑人 你总知道吧 You do know I'm black, right?
亲爱的 我发现你有点... Honey, I-I can't help but notice, uh,
你貌似有点... you seem a little...
贱 Bitchy?
不 我是想说你似乎没以前那么温柔了 No, I was gonna say, uh, less angelic than usual.
我为了安排好你人生最幸福的一天 I am busting my ass to plan
已经忙得头都快炸了 the happiest day of your life.
少说点风凉话了 行吗 So let's ditch the sarcasm, shall we?
你知道吗 我觉得在婚礼前 You know what? It is bad luck
新郎见到新娘是挺不吉利的 for the groom to see the bride before the wedding,
我现在知道为什么了 and I just realized why.
珍 我不是让你再拉紧点吗 Jean, I told you tighter.
我才不管能否呼吸 I don't care if I can breathe.
此时此刻 我也不想管了 At this point, neither do I.
你们聊得开心吧 What was going on out there?
凯瑟琳回来了 Katherine came back for a visit.
以免你兴奋过度 先回答你 And before you get too excited,
她已经不是拉拉了 no, she's not a lesbian anymore.
真的吗 该死 Really? Damn.
你们刚才聊天的时候 Hey, while you were out dishing with your friends,
园丁说他不干了 our gardener quit.
他不想挑明说 He wouldn't name names,
但明确表示 我们当中的某人很难伺候 but apparently one of us is a little too hard to please.
对啊 你该改改你的脾气了 Yeah, you should work on that.
要再找一个吗 So you gonna get a new one?
哪有时间 When?
我也是有工作的人 I have a job, too, you know.
卡洛斯 你帮助穷人和受苦受难的人 Carlos, you help the poor and the down-trodden.
他们的时间很灵活 A group with a very flexible schedule.
我每天忙个半死 I'm working crazy hours.
家务事就全指望你了 House stuff is up to you now.
是我老板 Mm! It's my boss.
您好 霍夫曼先生 Hello, Mr. Hoffman.
真的吗 我吗 Really? Me?
是的 我很有兴趣 Y-yes, I'm very interested.
谢谢 Thank you.
我的心情难以言喻 I-I don't know what to say.
好的 先生 到时见 Okay, I'll see you then, sir.
什么事 What was that about?
我平步青云了 I just got a huge promotion.
现在整个贵宾销售部都归我管 I'm the new head of V.I.P. Sales.
当真 Seriously?
宝贝 太棒了 Babe, that's amazing.
你觉得哪里不妥 What's... wrong?
不知道 I don't know.
一下子要管那么多 一整个部门呢 It's so big. It's a whole department.
他们真是对我信任有加 They're really trusting me.
万一我胜任不了怎么办 What if I can't do it?
加布 你知道自己多聪明 多有天分吗 Gaby, don't you know how smart and talented you are?
这是你应得的 You deserve this.
对 你说得对 Yeah. You know what? You're right.
我要学着端起老板范儿了 I just gotta learn how to be the boss.
我甚至都不知道怎么跟员工讲话 I don't even know how to talk to employees.
没错 咱们家园丁肯定同意你这说法 Yeah, I think our gardener would agree.
拜托 那糊涂蛋就是个二货 Oh, please. That sad sack was a moron.
你最近感觉如何 So how you been feeling?
对巧克力简直欲罢不能 I've been craving chocolate constantly.
吃点没事吧 But that's okay, right?
适度吃点不要紧 Within moderation, but I'm not worried.
你气色不错 You look great.
谢谢 Thank you.
朱莉就要拿到博士学位了 You know, Julie is getting her PhD,
很快她也会成为一名医生 so soon she'll be a doctor, too.
也行你俩可以吃个午饭 聊聊从医这行 Maybe you two should have lunch sometime and talk shop.
好啊 这样很不错 Yeah, that would be nice.
抱歉 我得去看看 一会就回来 Uh, I'm sorry. I have to take this. Uh, I'll be right back.
你刚才是什么意思 What the hell was that?
他在跟你调情呢 He was flirting with you.
他可是我的产科医生啊 He is my obstetrician.
他知道你好生养 男人好这口 Well, he knows you're fertile. Men like that.
够了 不需要你操心这些 Enough. I don't need you to fix me up.
我就是担心你 怕你一个人寂寞 I'm just worried about you. I don't want you to be lonely.
告诉你个好消息 Well, good news.
再过三周 就有个人来陪我一辈子了 In three weeks, I will have a permanent houseguest.
我说的是另一层面的寂寞 I'm talking about the other kind of lonely.
单亲妈妈也缺爱啊 Even single mothers have needs.
听这段对话简直比生孩子还要痛苦 Childbirth can't possibly be as painful as this conversation.
你不了解一个人生活的艰难 You don't know how hard it's gonna be.
抚养一个孩子会让你精疲力尽 Having a kid is exhausting.
你没时间锻炼 也没时间好好吃饭 You have no time to exercise or eat right.
好消息是 你不必承受这一切 The great news is, you don't have to let yourself go.
我会帮你带孩子 I'll be there, helping with the baby.
所以你就有时间去健身了 So you'll have time to go to the gym.
我替你承担那些 我不怕 I'll let myself go. I don't mind.
妈妈 我刚刚感觉到 Mom, I just felt the baby
宝宝用摩斯密码告诉我"让她闭嘴" tap out "Make her stop" in morse code.
单亲妈妈找到心仪的男士可不容易 It's hard to find a man when you're a single mom.
这就是我的观点 说完了 That's my point. I'm done.
没记错的话 你找到了麦克 As I remember, you found Mike.
是啊 Yes. Well...
那是我走运 I was very lucky.
千真万确 You sure were.
给你盖上 There you go.
今天天气真不错 Oh, beautiful day, isn't it?
将死之人的一个乐趣就是 One of the nice things about dying is
每一天看起来都很美好 every day seems beautiful.
我每次说这样的话你表情都很难看 You always wince when I say things like that.
我不是有意的 I don't mean to.
只是不容易接受这个事实 Its just... hard for me.
你不好接受 难道你想跟她换换吗 For you? Hey, you wanna switch places with her?
罗伊 友善点 Be nice, Roy.
凯伦 话说我找到你要的歌了 By the way, Karen, I got that song you wanted
准备在葬礼上放的那首 for your... funeral.
布里 太感谢了 Oh, thank you, Bree.
约翰尼·马蒂斯的歌 Johnny Mathis.
我和姐妹们就是听着《绝妙爱恋》这首歌 My girlfriends and I taught each other to dance
教会彼此跳舞的 listening to "Wonderful! Wonderful!"
我只找到了CD版的 Aw. Oh, I was only able to get it on a cd.
不行 No, no.
一定要每分钟转45圈的那种老唱片 It's gotta be on a 45
这样我才能用唱片机放 that I can play on a record player,
就像我小时候那样 Just like I did when I was a kid.
话说你还得给我弄一个唱片机 By the way, I'll also need the record player.
那种老古董可不好找 You know, it's really hard to find those 45s.
但我会努力找的 But I'm gonna keep looking.
喂 Hello?
你好 特里普 Oh. Hello, Trip.
都说过了 我没兴趣 I already told you, I'm not interested.
求你别再打来了 Please, stop calling.
是你那位律师朋友吗 Is that your lawyer friend?
前半句说对了 Well, you're half right.
还以为你喜欢他呢 I thought you liked him.
确实 很长一段时间内我觉得 I did, more than I've
自己从来没那么喜欢过一个人 liked anybody in a very long time.
但之后我发觉他玩弄人于鼓掌之间 But then I realized that he just manipulates people
只为达到自己的目的 so that he can get what he wants.
这种人不能信任 Can't trust him.
好了 我会再来看你们两个 All right, you two, I will check in on you later.
罗伊 干点好事 帮我查一个电话号码 Roy, be a peach and look up a phone number for me.
凯伦 你想干什么 Karen, what are you up to?
不知道 I don't know.
我觉得在翘辫子之前 最后一次 I thought it would be fun to screw with people's lives
搅合一下别人的生活 一定很有趣 one last time before I check out.
听起来你现在小有成就啊 It sounds like you are doing pretty good.
是自己的公司吗 I mean, your own company?
对 我不想在姐妹们面前吹嘘自己 Yeah, I didn't want to brag in front of the girls,
但确实值点钱 but it's worth a few bucks.
这样还不叫吹嘘 That was you not bragging?
看看我们上一笔对账单 Well, just look at our last financial statement.
我就爱看这个表情 I love doing that!
快坐吧 Oh! Have a seat.
事实上 我们经营得很好 In fact, we are doing so well
正在向世界各地发展业务 that we are looking to expand worldwide,
我想邀请你来纽约 and I would like you to head our U.S. Division
掌管我们的美国分公司 in New York.
天哪 Oh, my god.
职位太高了 That's a huge job.
为什么让我去 Why me?
因为你是我认识的最聪明的女商人 Because you're the smartest businesswoman I know.
当我听说你和汤姆分开时 And when I heard that you and Tom split,
我估计你对美景镇也不会有什么牵挂了 I thought, there's nothing tying you to Fairview.
事情是这样的 Well, here's the thing--
面试只有二十分钟了 20 minutes until my job interview,
我居然掉了个扣子 你能 凯瑟琳 and I lose a button. Can you-- Katherine?
事情就是这样 That's the thing.
什么风把你吹来了 What brings you back to the States?
其实是你妻子 Your wife, actually.
我想请她去纽约工作 I came to offer her a job in New York.
但很显然 我不会接受 But obviously, I'm not taking it.
我们刚刚重归于好 我现在很幸福 We just got back together, and I couldn't be happier.
抱歉 凯瑟琳 Sorry, Katherine.
我知道失去勒奈特有多么痛苦 I know how painful it is to lose Lynette,
而让她回到我身边又是多么甜蜜 and how sweet it is to get her back.
把衬衫给我吧 宝贝 我来弄 Here, leave the shirt with me, babe. I got it.
谢谢 Thanks.
我要在镇上待三天 I'm in town for three days
没准你的想法会有什么改变 if you wanna keep talking about this.
不了 我很满意自己的决定 No. I feel pretty comfortable with my decision.
好吧 但是我认识的勒奈特 Okay, but the Lynette that I knew
不会满足于在家缝扣子 was never happy with a life of... sewing buttons.
抱歉我迟到了 Hey, hey! Sorry I'm late.
我饿死了 咱们吃什么 I'm starving! What are we having?
我吃了一块美味的牛排 I had a lovely steak.
一小时后 我把你的美味牛排也吃了 Then an hour later, I had your lovely steak.
所以只给你剩下麦片了 So I guess you're having... cereal.
别生气 你知道上班是什么情况 Oh, come on. You know how it is.
尤其是新工作的头一天 忙疯了 First day of a new job-- it was crazy.
然后呢 你把手机给弄丢了吗 And what? You lost your phone?
我知道 我知道 我太糟糕了 I know, I know. I'm a terrible, awful person.
但是你看了这个后 But maybe you can find a way to forgive me
也许会原谅我 after you see this.
我知道 我一看到这块表 就想到 I know. I saw it, and all I could think about
它戴在你那粗壮的手腕上会有多么性感 was how sexy it would look on that big, strong wrist of yours.
我从来没见过这么 Well, I don't think I've ever seen anyth--
天哪 等等 Oh, my god. Wait a minute.
怎么了 What?
我知道这小伎俩 还是我发明的呢 I know this move. I invented this move.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
我以前都是这么对你的 It's what I used to do to you.
我给你买珠宝 I'd buy you jewelry
弥补我作为一个丈夫有多不称职 to compensate for being a lousy husband.
这种方式效果很好 闭嘴偷着乐去吧 And it worked beautifully, so shut up and enjoy it.
真不敢相信你想用块表收买我 I can't believe you're trying to buy me off with a watch.
你抖腕子的时候 When you shake your wrist like that,
钻石真的在闪闪发光啊 the diamonds really catch the light.
你连我说的话都学去了 Oh, my god, you're even quoting me!
这块表你不满意吗 好吧 You don't want the watch? Fine.
但大家心里都有个价码 尽管说吧 But everyone has a price. You name it.
上床 按摩 通宵看《活宝三人组》 Sex? Massage? Three stooges marathon?
我的价码是 The price of my forgiveness
你多关心我一些 is you paying a little more attention to me,
多在家陪我 being more present,
尊重我的感受和需求 more respectful of my feelings and needs.
你想要一辆新车 You want a new car.
我去睡觉了 I'm going to bed.
不 回来 你生气的时候最性感了 What? No, come back! You're sexy when you're angry.
这也是我说过的 Yep! That's mine, too!
勒奈特·斯加沃 Lynette Scavo?
天哪 Oh, my god!
多久没见了 How long as it been?
很久了 Oh! A long time.
你怎么样 娜塔莉 How are you doing, Natalie?
我很好 I'm great.
问题是 你怎么样 我听说了你和汤姆的事 The question is, how are you? I heard about you and Tom.
是的 我们很努力地试图挽回婚姻 Oh. Yeah, we went through a rough patch,
现在我们重归于好了 比以前更幸福 but we're back together now, and things are better than ever.
那我就放心了 我一直在想 可怜的勒奈特 What a relief. I just kept thinking, "Poor Lynette--
为那个男人放弃了事业 sacrificed her whole career for that man,
但还是没落个好结果 and then it didn't even work out?"
澄清一点 我并没有为任何人放弃事业 Oh, just to be clear, I didn't sacrifice my career for anyone.
我并不是那个意思 Oh, I didn't mean anything by it.
如果有什么想法 我也是嫉妒你 If anything, I'm jealous of you.
我的公司在全世界十五个城市都有分支 My company has branches in 15 cities around the world.
我成天提着箱子四处旅行 而你呢 I live out of a suitcase. And you?
你有时候一整天都不用出门吧 There must be days when you don't even leave the house.
过着简简单单的生活 Oh, the simple life.
我昨天得到了一份工作邀请 I got a job offer yesterday.
真的吗 Really?
是的 有家庞大的欧洲食品公司 Yeah, this big European food company is
正在打入美国市场 他们希望我去经营 taking its brand to the States, and they want me to run it.
佩服 你什么时候开始上班 Impressive. When do you start?
工作地点在纽约 有好多事需要考虑 Well, it's in New York, so it's a lot to consider, and...
这就是你和我之间的区别 and that is the difference between me and you.
我会毫不犹豫的抓住这个机会 I'd grab an opportunity like that in a second,
而你不会 but not you.
在你的内心深处 你要扮演的角色就是妻子和母亲 In your heart of hearts, you're a wife and a mommy.
恭喜了 Congrats.
再见 See ya.
凯瑟琳 我是勒奈特 Katherine, it's Lynette.
给我回电话 我们谈谈 Call me back. We have to talk.
我得走啦 今天会很忙 Hey, gotta run. Huge day.
七点开始邮件就涌进来了 The e-mails have been coming in since 7:00.
跟你说一声 我们的新园丁今天开始上班 Just so you know, our new gardener started today.
很好 能帮我给他说下我的要求吗 Great. Mind running defense for me?
我实在抽不出时间跟帮佣闲聊 I really don't have time to chitchat with the help.
我很乐意 It'll be my pleasure.
你好 我叫卡门 Oh. Hola. I'm Carmen.
这是什么情况 What the hell is that?
我们的新园丁啊 That's our new gardener.
她会照料好这里所有 She's gonna take care of everything around here
缺乏关爱的东西 that's been neglected.
你觉得这很有趣 Oh, you think that's funny?
只是表明一下我的看法 Just making a point.
你太过分了 卡洛斯 You crossed a line, Carlos.
太过分了 You crossed a line!
加布 别这样 Gaby, come on!
加布 Gaby!
小心点别沾上尘土 也别碰到花花草草 Watch the dirt. And watch the grass.
注意点 女士们 Focus, ladies!
这婚纱比你们的房子加起来还要贵 This dress costs more than your houses put together!
雷尼 你知道吗 Okay, you know what, Renee?
我知道今天是你大喜的日子 I know this is your day,
但现在才上午十点 but it's only 10:00,
你就已经很招人厌了 and you're already a huge pain in the ass.
那我的表现迟到了 Well, then I'm running late.
我应该从九点起就招人厌的 I should've been a huge pain in the ass by 9:00.
你 这个戴丑帽子的 赶紧把车门打开 You in the stupid hat, open the door!
打扮得这么漂亮是要去哪里啊 Where are you going all dolled up?
参加雷尼的婚礼 我想在走之前看看凯伦 Renee's wedding. I just wanted to check on Karen before I left.
她在睡觉 She's sleeping.
我觉得她撑不了多久了 I don't think it'll be long now.
罗伊 真抱歉 Oh, Roy. I am... so sorry.
你想要我留下来吗 Would you like me to stay?
不用了 No.
这是我们的独处时光 This is our time together.
我们会没事的 We'll be fine.
真好 你找到凯伦想要的唱片啦 Oh, good! You found Karen's record.
不是我找到的 是那个律师 Not me. That lawyer guy.
特里普 Trip?
凯伦跟他说 她真的很想听 Karen told him she really wanted it.
这小子肯定跑了20家音像店 The son of a gun must've gone to 20 different record stores.
他真贴心 Well, that's lovely.
你真该看看 当他拿来唱片时凯伦的笑容 You should've seen the smile on her face when he brought it in.
他 是个好人 He's... a good guy.
你有必要把腿放在她身上吗 Do you seriously need to stretch out on her?
不然呢 你想让我的裙子起皱吗 What do you want me to do? Crease?
本 Hello, Ben.
别对我大吼大叫的 Hey, hey, hey. Don't raise your voice to me.
做头发化妆花了很长时间 Well, hair and makeup took forever,
然后我们又等了苏珊二十分钟... and then we had to wait 20 minutes for Susan, and--
我可是准点到的 I was totally on time.
没必要让他知道 He does not need to know that.
是啊 我们在路上了 Yeah, we're on our way now.
我保证赶到 最晚不超过... I promise we'll be there no later than...
过隧道啦 Oh! We're going through a tunnel!
我们迟到了多久 How late are we?
我现在都该切蛋糕了 I should've been cutting the cake by now!
今天最好别把刀递给她 Okay, not a good day to hand her a knife.
朱莉 你没事吧 Julie, are you okay?
-天啊 -怎么了 出什么事了 - Oh, my god. - What? What's wrong?
我的羊水好像破了 I think my water just broke.
你怎么能这样对我 Aah! How could you do this to me?!
她要生了 She's in labor!
足足九个月 Oh! Nine months!
你有九个月的时间 You had nine months,
而你偏偏就选了现在生吗 and this is the moment you pick?!
雷尼 非常抱歉 Renee, I am so sorry. Aah! Aah!
坚持住 会没事的 Hold on. Everything's gonna be fine.
怎么可能没事 我的婚纱毁了 How?! My dress is ruined!
等等 我有个主意 Wait, I got an idea.
司机 带我们去卡柏丽时装店 Hey, driver, we need you to swing by Cumberly's.
我工作的时装店里的婚纱部超级棒 My store has an amazing bridal department.
你疯了吗 带我们去医院 Are you insane?! Take us to the hospital!
拜托 她不过刚刚开始反应 Oh, come on. She just started labor.
亲爱的 双腿并一并 Keep your legs together, honey.
我们冲进去拿条裙子就好 Look, we're just gonna run in and grab a dress.
还有鞋子 And shoes.
你还要鞋子吗 You need shoes, too?
多亏了这位喷水的妹子啊 Thanks to Old Faithful here.
我女儿就要生了 My daughter is having a baby,
你现在想去疯狂购物吗 and you wanna go on a shopping spree?!
哪位给个准信 到底要去哪里啊 Uh, could someone please just tell me where to go?
-卡柏丽时装店 -医院 - Cumberly's! - Hospital!
就去卡柏丽时装店吧 Let's just go to Cumberly's.
-朱莉 -妈妈 我刚开始宫缩 - Julie! - Mom, my contractions just started.
来得及 We have time. Aah!
你非得一直叫唤吗 Ohh! Do you have to keep doing that?
六码的在那边 Okay, size 6s are over there.
-我没那么胖 -别装了 - Hey! - Oh, don't lie to me!
不行 No.
难看 No.
丑死了 God, no.
这件才好看 Now that is beautiful.
我女儿先看中的 My daughter's looking at this.
-她什么时候举办婚礼 -三个月后 - When's her wedding? - Three months.
姐五分钟内就要结婚了 Mine's in five minutes.
帮我拉开拉链 Unzip me.
我是加布丽尔·索利斯 I'm, uh, Gabrielle Solis,
卡柏丽时装店VIP销售的主管 head of V.I.P. sales here at Cumberly's.
我是肯特 薪水低得要命 I'm Kent, minimum wage worker
周六还得悲催地工作 stuck here on a Saturday.
有什么能效劳的 Can I help you?
我要借一件婚纱 Uh, I need to borrow a bridal gown.
-借吗 -只借一下午 - Borrow? - Just for the afternoon.
我们不出借婚纱 We don't lend bridal dresses.
我知道店里不许 Well... I know it's not policy,
但是你就不能帮同事一点小忙吗 but can't you do a favor for a fellow worker?
女士 我没听说过你 Ma'am, I've never heard of you.
你有员工卡吗 Do you have your employee I.D. Card?
没有 我才不是那种傻瓜 No. I'm not one of those nerds
会把员工卡挂在... who carries her I.D. card on a...
如此帅气的勋带上 handsome lanyard.
你是想让我给你一件价值六千美金的婚纱吗 So you want me to give you a $6,000 wedding dress?
我有员工折扣 只要五千美金 $5,000 with my employee discount.
一边去 女士 Go away, ma'am.
刚才那次好剧烈 Ow! Ohh! Oh, that was a big one!
宫缩好像越来越急促了 Oh! They seem to be coming a lot faster.
打扰一下 你能不能进去 Excuse me, would you mind going in
看看她们怎么还没出来 and finding out what's keeping them?
这里边的情况有点棘手了 Things seem to be speeding up a bit back here.
这就去 Right away.
妈妈 你在干什么 Mom, what are you doing?
我绝不会让我的外孙女 You are not having my granddaughter
出生在豪华轿车后座 in the back of a limousine!
继续深呼吸 Keep breathing!
说好了吗 So we set?
当然啦 说了我在这里说话有分量的 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Told you I was a big shot here.
咱们出去吧 Now walk with me.
只出了一点点小问题 Um, there's only one tiny hiccup.
你穿着这条裙子要上哪去 Hey, where you going with that dress?!
快跑 And now we run.
豪华轿车哪去了 Where-- where's the limo?
不知道 刚才还在的 I don't know. It was right here.
继续跑 And we're running again!
你们 没车接吗 Do you... not have a car?
我们看起来像是有车接吗 Does it look like we have a car, huh?
像吗 Does it?!
好了 新娘子迟到了 Okay, all right, again, late for your own wedding.
晚点再找他算账吧 Maybe kill this guy later.
一个字都别说 听到了吗 Don't say a word. You hear me?!
你不知道我是怎么千辛万苦到这来的 You have no idea what I had to go through to get here,
你要是开口向我抱怨一句 so if you even give me one syllable of grief,
我就把你一脚踹回澳大利亚 I will kick your sorry ass all the way back to Australia!
我还没见过这么美的人 I've never seen anyone look so beautiful.
我们进去享受婚姻的幸福吧 Let's go inside and get started on our wedded bliss, eh?
不 凯瑟琳 我很激动 No, no, Katherine, I am excited.
我只是需要先和汤姆谈谈 I just need to talk to Tom first.
能等我到今晚吗 Well, can you give me till the end of the day?
好的 谢了 再见 Okay, thanks. Bye.
和我谈什么 Talk to me about what?
凯瑟琳一直追问我工作的事呢 Oh, um, Katherine keeps pushing me about this job thing.
我还以为你拒绝她了 I thought you told her "No."
是的 I did,
可她一提到薪酬组合之类的 but once she started talking about compensation packages and...
你们在商讨薪酬了 You're negotiating a salary?
勒奈特 我们 Lynette, we...
我们才刚复合 你这是在干什么 We just got back together. What-- what are you doing?
遇到这样的机会 It could be the last time
可能我今生不会再有了 an opportunity like this comes along for me.
如果我不把握的话 我怕 If I don't take it, I'm-- I'm afraid that...
怕你就不会开心了 You won't be happy.
是的 Yeah.
勒奈特 Lynette...
我愿付出一切 I would do anything,
踏遍这世上每个角落 I would go anywhere in the world
只要我认为这么做能让你快乐 if I believed it would finally make you happy.
但就我所知 But for as long as I have known you,
你总是觉得 you've always thought
你还需要其他事来让你的人生完整 you needed something else to make you complete.
我开始意识到 And I'm starting to realize
你永远都不会满足 nothing ever will.
特里普 Hello, Trip.
是本邀请我的 Ben invited me,
你要想揍人的话 揍他吧 so if you wanna slug somebody, slug him.
不是 我很高兴见到你 No. I'm glad to see you.
我想 感谢你为麦克卢斯基太太所作的一切 I wanted ro, uh, thank you for what you did for Mrs. Mccluskey.
你人真好 That was very kind.
她是位很了不起的女士 She's an awesome lady,
她曾帮我一位委托人脱了罪 and she once helped out a client of mine.
我就想说这些 Well, that's all I wanted to say.
好好享受婚宴吧 Enjoy the reception.
不是吧 你就想不到其他话要跟我说的吗 Really, you can't think of anything else to say to me?
比如呢 Like what?
我也不知道 比如 I don't know. Like, um...
比如"特里普 也许你真是个好人 How about, "Hey, Trip, maybe you are a good guy.
我应该再给你一次机会的" I should give you another chance"?
所以你才去找那张老唱片 Is that why you found that old record?
为了打动我 to impress me?
你真这么认为 Do you really think that?
听着 Look...
我清楚地知道 我想和你在一起 I know I wanna be with you.
但如果你无法再信任我了 But if you don't think you can ever trust me again...
我也不会求你的 Well, I'm not gonna beg.
为什么 Why?
是啊 你为什么想和我在一起 Yes. Why do you want to be with me?
你是我的律师 You were my lawyer.
你知道我生命中的所有丑事 You know all the ugliest details of my life--
撒谎 醉酒 滥交 my lying, my drinking, my promiscuity.
你让加布作证的时候我反而如释重负了 I was actually relieved when you put Gaby on the witness stand
因为这就解释了你吻我的原因 because it explained why you kissed me.
就是为了操控我 这我明白 It was a manipulation. I got it.
而你都知道我有这么多缺点 But to keep saying you want me when you know how...
还一直说想要我 horribly flawed I am.
我不相信你 是因为这根本毫无道理 I don't trust you because it just doesn't make sense.
不如 How about...
我解释一下吧 I explain it?
这样够清楚了吗 Did that clear it up for you?
差不多了 Almost.
布里 Look, Bree...
你所说的那些丑事 All those ugly details you're talking about, I...
只能证明人无完人 They just prove that you're human.
我可不想去爱一个模范人物 I don't want to love an ideal.
我想爱的是有血有肉的人 I wanna-- I wanna love a real person.
那现在怎么办 So what happens now?
首先 我们要走到舞池里 First, we're gonna walk out onto that dance floor
向你的朋友们展示 舞到底该怎么跳 and show your friends how it's really done.
希望到那时 我会鼓起勇气 Hopefully by then, I'll get up the courage
再一次开口约你出去 to once again ask you to go out on a date with me.
当然 就算我这么说了 Of course, even as I'm saying that,
我依然不确定你会怎么回答我 I'm still not sure what you're gonna say.
这样够清楚了吗 Did that clear it up for you?
你想跳舞吗 他们在跳探戈呢 Hey, you wanna dance? They're playing a tango.
你总算又理我了 You're finally talking to me again.
我又得宠了 I must be out of the doghouse.
没有 我还很生气呢 No, I'm still pretty mad.
为什么 开个玩笑罢了 Why? It was a joke.
多年前 All those years ago, when...
我和约翰·罗兰做的那些事 I did what I did with John Rowland?
是我毕生的耻辱 That is the most shameful thing in my life.
你不能拿这事开玩笑 我太痛苦了 You can't make jokes about it. It's too painful.
好吧 Fair enough.
那件事也是我毕生的耻辱 You know... It was the most shameful thing in my life, too.
对不起 I'm sorry.
不 No.
我觉得羞耻是因为我忽略了你 What's shameful is that I neglected you.
我有这么美丽的妻子 I had this beautiful wife,
但我却完全没有注意到 But I focused on all the wrong things.
那段时间 对我俩都不易 It was a tough time for both of us.
所以我才雇佣了卡门 I guess that's the point I was making hiring Carmen.
如今我们的角色对换 Our roles are reversed now,
但我们不能疏远对方 but we can't start drifting away from each other.
我不想重蹈覆辙 I never want to go back to that again.
不会的 We won't.
我们已经成熟了 We've grown up since then.
不过作为两个精明的成年人 Although, for two smart grownups,
我们肯定少不了吵架 we sure seem to fight a lot.
为什么其他夫妻能像跳华尔滋一样顺当 Why is it other couples seem to waltz through life?
不难解释 That's easy.
因为你和我 You and me?
我们跳的是探戈 We're doing a tango.
听说有人要生了 Hey. I hear someone's having a baby.
是的 比预产期早了些 抱歉 Oh, yes, a little ahead of schedule. Sorry.
没关系 我正好在隔壁街区打篮球 No, it's no problem. I was just playing hoops down the block.
别担心 我去清洗一下 Don't worry. I'm gonna wash up,
然后马上开始 好吗 and then we'll get this show on the road. Okay?
-好的 -马上回来 - Okay. - All right.
你看见他的腿了吗 Did you see his legs?
你怎么能拒绝这样的美腿男 How can you not want to be married to those legs?
妈 拜托你 Oh, mom, please.
好吧 我多嘴了 抱歉 Right. I'm annoying. Sorry.
为了这个特殊的日子 You know, in honor of this special day,
我保证绝不唠叨你的终身大事 I promise to never again bug you about finding a husband.
连肚子的小家伙都知道你在说谎 Even the baby knows you're lying.
那你呢 What about you?
你觉得自己还会再结婚吗 Do you think you'll ever get married again?
朱莉 Julie...
我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
你还不老 风姿绰约 You're still young and gorgeous.
别逗我了 Oh, I don't know.
常言道 There's a saying--
"人到中年 "You know you've hit middle age
回忆比梦想更珍贵" when your memories become more important to you than your dreams."
我拥有无比美好的记忆 And I have such wonderful memories--
麦克留下的 of Mike,
陪伴你们成长的经历 and you kids growing up,
和紫藤郡朋友们的回忆 all of our friends on the Lane.
我心中是否还有一丝对爱情的渴望 Oh, do I have one last torrid romance in me?
也许吧 Maybe.
但我清楚 即使我感到寒冷孤独 But I know if I am ever cold and lonely,
有这些记忆的包围 I can wrap myself up in all those memories,
我心满意足 and I will be content.
雷尼 本 So, Renee and Ben,
请记住 倾注自己的爱 never forget that it takes a lot of love
才能拥有真正的家 to make a house a home.
如果各位有意购置房产 And when you're in the market for a new home,
请联系李·麦克德莫特 1800... consider Lee McDemott, 1-800
把话筒给我 Give me that!
下面轮到首席伴娘 Okay. Matron of honor's turn.
勒奈特·斯加沃 请致祝酒词 Lynette scavo, give us a toast.
雷尼 本 Renee and Ben,
这场婚礼将是你们人生最美好的时刻 Your wedding is one of the best days of your life
因为今天你们意识到 because it's the day you realize,
你们终于找到了属于自己的幸福 "I finally have the thing I need to be happy."
之后你们会忘掉这份幸福感 And then you forget.
接下来 So... then what happens is,
虽然你每天醒来 instead of waking up every morning
不再会担心没有人来爱你 and shouting, "Somebody loves me!"
你开始环顾四周 暗自思索 You start looking around and thinking,
"我到底想要什么 "What do I want now?
我该如何继续追求幸福" What's the next thing I need to be happy?"
于是 So...
你寻寻觅觅 You look and you look,
总觉得自己找到了 却不尽你意 and you keep thinking you've found it, but nothing works.
你之所以不满意 And the reason that nothing works
是因为... is because...
你一直试图填补的心中空虚 That hole in your heart that you're trying to fill...
早已溢满幸福 is already filled.
只是你没有察觉到而已 You just forgot.
请不要忘记 Don't ever forget.
永远记住你多么需要爱 Always remember how much you wanted to be loved,
还有你所拥有的一切爱 And how much you are loved.
我相信你们能做到的 虽然那不容易 And I think if you can do that-- and it isn't easy--
你会停止寻觅 恍然大悟 You will stop looking and realize
原来幸福就在眼前 you already are happy.
敬雷尼和本 To Renee and Ben,
敬勿忘幸福 And to remembering.
干杯 Cheers.
我爱你 I love you.
你是认真的吗 So... you meant that?
我现在很幸福 I'm happy.
此时此刻 非常幸福 Right here, right now.
我相信无论在哪里 你都会感到幸福的 I bet someone like that could be happy anywhere.
即使是在纽约 Even New York.
再播一次吗 Again?
你我立于 山顶之上* *Sometimes we stand on the top of a hill
俯视大地 仰望天空* *And we gaze at the earth and the sky
我转向你 拥你入怀* *I turn to you, and you melt in my arms
此时此刻 唯有你我* *There we are, darling, only you and I
共同分享 这一时刻* *What a moment to share
无比美好 无比幸福* *It's wonderful, wonderful
至死不渝 吾生挚爱* *Oh, so wonderful, my love
千千世界 无数精彩* *The world is full of wondrous things, it's true
无你陪伴 瞬失光彩* *But they wouldn't have much meaning without you
寂静之夜 伴你左右* *Some quiet evening, I sit by your side
你我沉醉 彼此怀中* *And we're lost in a world of our own
感到你爱 心口难开* *I feel the glow of your unspoken love
此份珍宝 唯属于我* *I'm aware of the treasure that I own
心中低诉* *And I say to myself
无比美好 无比幸福* *It's wonderful, wonderful
至死不渝 吾生挚爱* *Oh, so wonderful, my love
心中低诉* *And I say to myself
无比美好 无比幸福* *It's wonderful, wonderful
至死不渝* *Oh, so wonderful
吾生挚爱* *My love
卧室用品
苏珊·德尔非诺于周四搬离紫藤郡 Susan Delfino moved from Wisteria Lane on a Thursday.
但在临走之前 But before she left,
她决定与朋友们小聚片刻 she went to spend a few more moments with her friends,
重温她们最爱的牌局 doing what they loved best.
跟你25 I see your 25...
再追加50 And I raise you 50.
我知道你在虚张声势 I know you're bluffing.
怎么知道的 How?
在过去十年里 For the last ten years,
每次你拿一手烂牌 你都会敲杯子 Every time you have a bad hand, you tap the side of your glass.
才没有呢 No, I don't.
你有的 Yeah, you do.
-你真的有 -绝对有 - You totally do. - Absolutely.
我有这种习惯 你们都不告诉我 I have a tell, and you guys never told me?
好吧 你们每人欠我一万二 All right, you each owe me $12,000.
我刚在想 这次可能是我们最后一次 I just realized this might be the last time
在一起玩扑克了 we'll play poker together.
可别这么说 Oh, don't say that.
你看 你要搬了 Well, you're moving,
勒奈特也说要接下纽约的那份工作 And Lynette's talking about taking that job in new york.
我们还可以一块聚会的 Oh, we'll still get together.
大概吧 只是 I guess. It's just...
怎么 What?
我总会幻想 I just always had this fantasy,
我们四个留在这里 一起变老 the four of us staying here, growing old together.
我们的孙儿们过来探望的时候 You know, our grandkids coming to visit,
我依然光彩照人 Me staying gorgeous
而你们三个已经老态龙钟 while the three of you age horribly.
你知道她是真会这么梦想呢 You know she's actually dreamed about that.
她当然这么想了 Of course she has.
不 真的 No, seriously,
我会非常非常想念这一切的 I'm gonna miss this so much.
我会想念我们大家 I'm gonna miss us.
这么有趣 It's funny.
有些人永远不会认识邻居是谁 Some people never get to know the folks next door.
他们共享的 只有一段栅栏 They share a fence and nothing else.
而我们分享一切 And we've shared everything.
我们怎么会这么幸运 How did we get to be so lucky?
我简直太爱你们大家了 I am so crazy nuts about you guys.
向我保证这一定不是我们最后一次 Promise me this is not the last time
在一块玩扑克 we're gonna play poker together.
一定不会 Absolutely not.
我们挤出时间来就是了 We'll just have to make the time.
我们一定会的 Of course we will.
这个承诺满载着真诚 It was a promise made in all sincerity,
不幸的是 上帝没有这般安排 But sadly, it was not meant to be.
勒奈特和汤姆·斯加沃四周后离开了紫藤郡 Lynette and Tom Scavo left the lane four weeks later.
他们搬去了纽约 They moved to New York,
勒奈特发现了做首席执行官的乐趣 where Lynette learned the joy of being a CEO.
她和汤姆很快 She and Tom soon bought
买了一套能俯瞰中央公园的顶楼 a penthouse overlooking Central Park...
多年后 她在那里带着六个孙儿玩耍 Where, years later, she'd take her six grandchildren
并冲他们大吼 and yell at them.
加布丽尔和卡洛斯·索利斯 Gabrielle and Carlos Solis
在第二年离开了这个街区 left the neighborhood the following year.
加布丽尔的衣橱
这之前 卡洛斯帮助她开发了 This was after Carlos helped her develop
一个个人购物网站 a personal shopping web site,
它让加布丽尔在家庭购物电视台 which led to Gabrielle getting her own show
有了自己的节目 on the home shopping network.
他们很快在加州买了大别墅 They soon bought a mansion in california,
在不断争吵中白头偕老 where they argued happily ever after.
两年后 Two years later,
布里和她的新丈夫离开了美景镇 Bree and her new husband left fairview.
他们搬去了路易斯维尔 They moved to Louisville,
在那里 布里加入了保守女性俱乐部 where Bree joined a club for conservative women.
接着 特里普鼓励她加入了当地政坛 Trip then encouraged her to enter into local politics.
请选布里
当年十一月 The following November,
布里被选上了肯塔基州议会 Bree was elected to the Kentucky State Legislature.
但苏珊·德尔菲诺 But Susan Delfino
是最早搬离紫藤郡的 was the first to move from Wisteria Lane.
而这就是离开的过程 And this is how it ended.
她向新搬来的女人 She introduced herself
介绍了自己 to the woman who was moving in.
你一定是珍妮佛了 You must be Jennifer.
你一定是苏珊 And you must be Susan.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
抱歉我早来了一些 Sorry if I'm early.
我比我以为的要准时一些 I, uh, made better time than I thought I would.
我们正准备离开呢 We were just about to leave.
我的房子就是你的房子 My house is your house.
严格来说 这现在就是你的房子了 I mean, legally, this is your house.
我希望你在这里住得开心 Hey, I hope that you'll be happy here.
谢谢 史蒂夫很激动 终于搬来郊区了 Thanks. Steve's so excited to finally live in the suburbs.
我有点儿担心会不会无聊 I'm a little worried it's going to be boring.
我倒觉得不用担心 Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
住在这条街会有很多感受 Now this street is a lot of things.
无聊肯定不是其中之一 Boring is not one of them.
我们能走了吗 Can we go now?
我们走吧 Yeah, we're going.
你们不介意我在街区再逛一圈吧 Hey, do you guys mind if I take one last spin around the block?
去吧 Go for it.
苏珊离开车道的时候 As Susan left her driveway,
她感觉有人在看着她 She had a feeling she was being watched...
的确如此 And she was.
那些曾与紫藤郡有过交集的魂灵 The ghosts of people who had been a part of Wisteria Lane
在她离去时 都注视着她 were gazing upon her as she passed.
他们看着她 正如他们会看着每一个人 They watched her, as they watch everyone,
他们希望活着的人能够学着 always hoping the living could learn
抛开愤怒和悲伤 to put aside rage and sorrow,
抛开苦闷和遗憾 bitterness and regret.
这些魂灵注视着 These ghosts watch,
希望人们能记住 wanting people to remember
即使是最绝望的生活 that even the most desperate life...
也都 如此美妙 is oh... so wonderful.
不过只有幸运的少数人 But only a lucky few realize
能意识到这来自上天的赐予 the gift they've been given.
大多数人一天又一天 Most people just go on day after day,
徒劳无功地 trying in vain...
想要保守住一些 to keep secrets...
藏不住的秘密 that will never stay hidden.
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