《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
我现在已经不再自怨自艾了 I'm done feeling sorry for myself.
勒奈特发表声明 Lynette made an announcement.
我得开始约会了 I need to start dating again.
-可她的首次尝试... -鲑鱼看起来不错 - But her first attempt... - Oh, the salmon looks good.
在牛排店里吗 At a steak house?
一败涂地 was a disaster.
掩盖罪行的压力 The stress of covering up a crime...
你告诉我们 只要我们互相信任 You told us that as long as we trusted each other,
一切都会好的 你孤军奋战吧 everything would be fine. You're on your own!
破坏了布里和朋友们的感情 drove a wedge between Bree and her friends...
你就是需要一夜狂欢来振奋精神 A night out is exactly what you need to lift your spirits.
让她重拾旧疾 leading her back to an old addiction
走上一条极其危险的路 and down a very dangerous path.
恋爱能激发出人们最坏的一面 Being in love can bring out the worst in people.
可能吝啬小气 They may become stingy...
或针锋相对 or hostile...
亦或是漠不关心 or simply indifferent.
可恋爱之初 爱情还是充满了希望 But in the beginning when love is still a promise,
人们在饭桌上展现最好的一面 People bring their best to the table.
敬我们的第二次机会 Here's to second chances.
该敬你赏脸给我第二次机会 Oh, here's to you for giving me a second chance.
我真的没想到你电话里那么彬彬有礼 I really... didn't expect you to be so nice on the phone.
我以为你还在为我的喋喋不休而耿耿于怀 I guess you were charmed by my groveling.
可现在我有点尴尬 But now I'm kind of in a pickle.
我上周一直在抱怨 I spent the last week complaining
上周和我约会的那个疯婆娘 about the crazy bitch I went out with.
现在我只好回去告诉大家 Now I have to go back and tell everyone
这是我迄今为止最棒的一次约会 this is one of the best dates of my life.
真会说话 Aw, that's so sweet.
话别说太早了 我们连甜点都还没吃 Ah, not so fast. We haven't had dessert yet.
还是有可能黄了的 We still could blow it.
这我倒是没想到 Oh. I hadn't thought of that.
要不我们走吧 Well... how about we get outta here?
可以去我家吃甜点 We could have dessert at my place.
这主意不错 That sounds great.
我有半个苹果派 So I have half an apple pie.
还有些小布丁杯 I've got some of those little pudding cups,
我想冰箱里还有些冰淇林三明治 and I think there are some ice cream sandwiches in the freezer.
不是吧 谁能抵挡住布丁杯的诱惑 Come on. Who can resist a pudding cup?
不 我只是... No, I-it's just...
我没想到你请我来你家真是 I didn't realize that you actually invited me over here
为享用..."甜点" for... dessert.
甜点 Oh. Dessert.
你以为我是指... You thought I meant...
嘿咻 Sex.
对 所以你才会一路闯红灯 Right. That's... why you ran all those red lights.
我以为你喜欢吃甜食 I figured you had a sweet tooth.
对 Yeah.
那只有这三种选择吗 So just the three choices?
是的 I think so.
别误会 甜点的这两种"形式"我都喜欢 Don't get me wrong. I love dessert--both kinds.
只是太快了 It's just so soon,
这只是我们第二次约会 and it's only our second date.
上一次还进展不顺... Only the first one that's gone well--
我懂 没问题 I get it. No problem.
另外 要是我早知道会进展到这一步 Plus there's a certain... amount of prep work involved
我还有很多前期工作 that I would have done had I known
得好好准备 而且我还没铺床 we were thinking of-- and I didn't make my bed,
也没有干净毛巾了 and there are no clean towels.
是我误会了 I misunderstood.
现在让你感觉不自在了 And now I've made you feel uncomfortable.
-抱歉 -不 - I'm so sorry. - No.
我们今晚很开心 We had a great night.
对 Yes.
我期待下一次的约会 I look forward to doing it again.
好 好极了 Oh, yes. Sounds good.
好的 Okay.
千万 别因为这样就以为 Just... please don't think that this means
我永远都不想和你嘿咻 因为你很棒 I never wanna have sex with you, 'cause you're great,
而且嘿咻也很棒 我爱嘿咻 and--and sex is great. I love sex.
一直都爱 我在大学里可风骚了 I always have. I was a total whore in college.
好的 我猜这就是在道晚安了 All right, well, I guess this is good night, then.
好 晚安 Okay. Good night.
没错 对爱情的憧憬激发出我们最好的一面 Yes, the promise of love can bring out the best in us...
除非我们发现自己略显生疏 unless we find that we're a little out of practice.
灾难过后 After a disaster,
每位主妇都有自己的应对措施 every housewife has her own way of coping.
有的借酒消愁 Some turn to drink...
有的暴食甜食 Some turn to sweets...
还有的求助知己 And some turn to the people they trust the most.
所以后来我说我想和他做爱 So then I said I'd love to have sex with him,
可我还没准备好 but I'm not sure I'm ready yet,
现在我们的处境变得很尴尬 and now we're going to have this awkward thing hanging over us.
没人指望你能立马和刚好上的人上床 Nobody expects you to hop right into bed with someone new.
怎么没有 汤姆就这样 Why not? Tom did.
我只是想刺激她 I'm just trying to motivate her.
刺激她干什么 To do what?
和刚认识的人随便上床吗 Have random sex with the first guy she meets?
你才不想做那种人 You don't wanna be that girl.
对 因为那样太过瘾了 Yeah, because that sounds like too much fun.
苏珊 勒奈特都快50了 Susan, Lynette is pushing 50.
是啊 我连长拐杖都拄起来了 With a very long stick.
重点是 她该在她还风韵犹存的时候 Point is, she should be out there getting some
出去结识点人 享受这样的生活 while she's still limber enough to enjoy it.
你现在是不是应该站在我这边 Are you supposed to be on my side here?
当然 Of course.
先说重要的 你真喜欢这个人吗 First things first-- do you really like this guy?
对 我想是的 Yeah, I think I do.
那还有什么问题 Then what's the problem?
对于初学者来说 我还有点生硬 Well, for starters, I'm a little rusty.
已经有段时间了 It's been a while.
最近一个见我裸体的人 The last guy who saw me naked
告诉我做子宫颈抹片检查的时间别隔太久 told me not to wait so long between pap smears.
好了 别给自己施加太大压力 Okay, you're putting too much pressure on yourself,
如果你真喜欢这个人 and if you really like this guy,
就该慢慢来 you should take it slow.
对 但也别太慢 Yeah, but not too slow.
你在开始一段新的感情 You're starting a new relationship,
而性爱是重中之重 and sex is a big part of it.
你没试驾过 怎么买下那辆车呢 You don't buy a car without giving it a test drive.
所以试试吧 勒奈特 狠狠试 So drive this guy, Lynette. Drive him hard.
那卡洛斯还要在康复中心待多久 So... how much longer is Carlos gonna be in rehab?
14天半 14 1/2 days.
我也不知道 和别人的第一次 I don't know. The first time with somebody
总是笨拙而奇怪 is always awkward and weird.
还有刺激和快感 And exciting and great.
少来了 结婚二十年 Come on. In 20 years of marriage,
你就从没幻想过和别人做爱吗 you never fantasized about being with someone else.
常常会想 有时在做爱期间 Constantly. Sometimes during.
你的机会来了 Well, here's your chance.
我想着就是婚姻破裂的好处 Huh. I guess this is the upside to having your marriage collapse.
好吧 我得好好想想如何迈出第一步 Okay. I just have to figure out how to make my first move.
我知道谁能给你点诀窍 I know who could give you some tips.
天呐 又换了一个 Oh, my god. Is that another one?
我知道 上周那个金发男呢 I know. What happened to the blond guy from last week?
金发男 我看到的那个是黑头发开跑车的 Blond guy? The guy I saw had dark hair and a sports car.
我看到的那个开的是摩托车 The guy I saw drove a motorcycle.
怎么回事 一周五个 What is that, five guys in a week?
她要组建篮球队吗 Is she starting a basketball team?
我们是不是该担心她了 Should we be worried about her?
在她这样蒙骗我们之后吗 After the way she treated us, unh-unh.
她不需要我们再担心了 She's not our problem anymore.
盯着我们看的那些人是谁 Who are these women staring at us?
一个都不认识 Nobody I know.
胡安妮塔 为什么不用我给你买的 Juanita, why do you insist on
那一整盒精美卡片做情人节礼物 giving out Valentine cupcakes
非要送自己做的纸杯蛋糕呢 when I bought you a box of perfectly good cards?
商店买的卡片多没诚意 Store-bought cards are lame.
谁管那些 要不我现在就在那看电视了 Who cares? I could be watching TV right now
而不是在这往蛋糕上写"哈里森" instead of trying to cram the name "Harrison" onto a cupcake.
真希望爸爸在家 I wish Daddy was here.
他总是毫无怨言地帮我做这些东西 He always helps me with stuff.
你真的很想他吧 You really miss him, huh?
是啊 他为什么非得去什么破欧洲啊 Yeah. Why'd he have to go to stupid Europe, anyway?
出差是一件很重要的事情 Well, you know, business trips are very important.
所以我们才管这事叫 差事 That's why they call them... business trips.
但他从来没去过这么久 But he's never been gone this long.
感觉一去不复返似的 It feels like forever.
我能理解 但等他回家了 I know, but when he gets home,
一切都会好起来的 everything's gonna be great again.
你那还有巧克力屑吗 Do you have any more of those sprinkles?
这个蛋糕你摆弄了很长时间了 You're spending a lot of time on that one cupcake.
是要特别送给某人的吗 Is it for someone special?
才不是 就随便给人的 No, it's for nobody.
胡安妮塔 他叫什么名字 Juanita, what's his name?
他无名无姓 He doesn't have a name.
那你就是承认有这个人存在啦 Ha! So you admit he exists.
说不过你 Fine.
他叫瑞恩·巴约 His name is Ryan Vayo.
他超酷的 能自己让肩膀脱臼 He's so cool. He can dislocate his shoulder
看起来就跟出过车祸一样 so it looks like he was in a car accident.
你跟我一样 都迷恋坏男孩 Mm. You and me-- we go for the bad boys.
所以我就想把这个蛋糕做得与众不同 So I just want it to be special.
这样是不是很蠢 Do you think that's dumb?
不 你再多放点心形的糖果 No. I think you need more candy hearts.
我特地过来问一句 Hey, I've been, uh, I've been meaning to ask.
家里没麦片了吗 Do we have any cereal?
都是给朱莉准备的 It's for Julie.
让她吃一辈子吗 For the rest of her life?
她小时候 When she was a kid,
最喜欢麦片做晚餐了 our favorite thing was to have cereal dinner.
但我记不清她喜欢哪种了 所以全买了 But I couldn't remember her favorite, so I got 'em all.
真不敢相信 I can't believe it's been six months
她6个月没回家了 since she's been home.
对啊 这次回来为什么 Yeah. Why the visit?
我觉得是她想妈妈了 I think she just misses her Mom.
电话里听她好像有些失意 She sounded a little blue on the phone.
那我们得想办法让她开心起来 Well, we should think of some stuff to cheer her up.
早比你先想到了 Way ahead of you.
就把她小时候喜欢做的事 We are gonna do all the things
统统陪她做一遍 she loved to do when she was a kid.
对了 车库里的蹦床还在吗 Oh, hey. Do we still have that trampoline in the garage?
她一跳就是几小时呢 She would jump on that thing for hours.
我就在楼上卧室看书 I would be up in my room, reading,
就看见她的脑袋不停从窗户冒出来 and her head would keep popping up in the window.
"好啊 老妈" "好啊 老妈" "Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom."
-好啊 老妈 -朱莉 - Hi, Mom. - Oh! Julie.
好啊 麦克 Hi. Hey, Mike.
孩子 你气色不错 Hey, kiddo. You look great.
是啊 你气色确实不错 Oh, you do. You look wonderful.
要来点什么吗 Can I get you something?
好 给我弄点水喝 Uh, yeah, sure, some water.
马上 Oh. Here.
这周一定会充满乐趣 We are gonna have so much fun this week.
我想就从游乐场 I thought we'd start at the amusement park
惊险刺激的过山车开始吧 with some high-risk roller coastering.
苏珊 Uh... Susan?
然后我会带你去 And then I am gonna take you
参加我那个厉害无比的跆拳道课 to my kick-ass kickboxing class.
好吧 宝贝 Yeah... uh, babe?
最后圆满的收场 And to top it off,
就让麦克把你的蹦床找出来 Mike is gonna dig out that trampoline
你就能尽情地... so that you can--
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
没错 Yeah.
我想蹦床没必要找了 I don't think we're gonna be needing that trampoline.
老天 Oh, my God.
你居然 怀孕了 You're... pregnant.
是啊 6个月了 Yeah. Six months.
你都没告诉我你恋爱了 You didn't even tell me you were in a relationship.
不是吧 Oh, God.
那男人有问题吗 Is there something wrong with the guy?
我一定会恨死他 对吧 I'm gonna hate him, aren't I?
不 因为你根本没机会和他见面 No, 'cause... you're not gonna meet him.
我们的相遇其实是个偶然 It was just kind of a casual thing,
而他也没打算负责到底 and he's not really interested in following through.
我猜对了 我确实恨他 I was right. I do hate him.
你自己应付得来吗 And you're okay with that?
可以 Mm, yeah.
我没问题 Yeah, I am.
那我们也是 Then we are, too.
当然了 Of course.
我们就是你坚强的后盾 And we are gonna be here for you.
你可以搬回来住 You can move back home,
我和麦克也能帮你看孩子 and Mike and I will help take care of the baby.
天啊 我居然忘了问了 Oh, my God. I can't believe I didn't even ask.
是男孩还是女孩 Is it a boy or a girl?
都没关系了 It doesn't matter.
我要把这孩子送给别人领养 I'm giving it up for adoption.
什么 What?
你不能这么做 No, you're not.
妈妈 你看看我的生活 Mom, look at my life.
我住在一个破烂小公寓 I-I live in a crappy apartment.
快博士毕业了还要做兼职 I'm working part-time while I finish my PhD.
但你不是一直说想要孩子的吗 But you always said you wanted children.
前提是有个丈夫 Yeah, with a husband.
我现在没这个条件养孩子 I'm not in a place to do this right now.
别急着做决定 我们得从长计议 No, no, no. Slow down. We need to think this through.
我已经想好了 I already have.
我已经跟一家中介机构联系了 And I'm working with this agency,
他们帮我找了一对很棒的夫妻 and they set up a meeting
我们会见个面 with a great couple
他们住得离这儿不远 who doesn't live too far from here.
天呐 Oh, God.
我们约在明晚见面 I'm supposed to meet them tomorrow night,
他们也想见见你 深入了解一下我的背景 and they wanna meet you, too, to learn about my background.
这就是你回家的原因 So that's why you came home--
不止为了伤我的心 not just to break my heart.
听好了 见面你就别想了 Okay, well, guess what? No one is meeting anyone,
-也别想把孩子送人 -苏珊 - and no one is going to give away this baby. - Susan.
妈妈 你刚刚还说做我坚强的后盾 Mom, you just said you'd be there for me.
我真心希望你能支持我的决定 I really need your support.
求你了 Please?
好吧 我同意 请他们过来吃晚饭吧 Okay, I'll do it. We'll have them over for dinner.
谢谢你 Thank you.
真是个扫兴的情人节 Happy sucky Valentine's Day.
怎么了 What happened?
瑞恩不喜欢你的纸杯蛋糕吗 Ryan didn't like your cupcake?
他吃是吃了 但连个卡片都没给我 He ate it, but he didn't even give me a card.
别管他了 Oh, who cares about him?
一堆人抢着送你情人节礼物呢 Plenty of other people gave you valentines.
比如雅各布 Like Jacob.
"亲爱的胡安妮塔 "Dear Juanita, my parents...
我父母让我这样写的" made me write this.
"你闻起来像火腿一样诱人" You smell like ham."
你不是很喜欢火腿吗 Well, you like ham.
我喜欢瑞恩 为什么他不喜欢我 I like Ryan. Why doesn't he like me?
我哪点不好了 What's wrong with me?
你样样都好 优秀极了 过来 Nothing is wrong with you. You are wonderful. Come here.
亲爱的 你确定瑞恩没给你卡片吗 Hey, sweetie, are you sure Ryan didn't give you a card?
确定 Yeah.
也许你该再仔细检查一下你的背包 Maybe you should double-check your backpack.
他可能趁你不注意的时候偷偷放进去的 He could have slipped it in when you weren't looking.
他为什么那么做 Why would he do that?
男孩心海底针 找找吧 Boys are weird. Take a look.
笔呢 笔呢 Pen, pen, pen, pen.
不是吧 No.
情人节快乐 抱抱亲亲 瑞恩
你在做什么 What are you doing?
没什么 那是 那是什么 Nothing. Hey, what's, uh, what's that?
什么 What?
它刚刚从你的书包里掉出来 That thing that just fell out of your backpack.
天呐 天呐 是他送的 Oh, my god. Oh, my god! It's from him.
"情人节快乐 "Happy valentine's day.
X.O.X.O. 瑞恩" X.O.X.O. Ryan."
"X.O.X.O."是什么意思 What's "X.O.X.O."?
抱抱亲亲 Hugs and kisses.
抱抱亲亲 他真的喜欢我 Hugs and kisses? Oh, he does like me.
我要打电话给他 I'm going to call him.
不不不 你不能这么做 No, no, no, you can't do that!
-别这么做 -为什么 - Don't do that! - Why not?
因为男生们都不喜欢女生向他们表白 Because boys don't like it when girls tell them they like them.
那他怎么知道呢 Then how will he know?
亲爱的 他知道 你知道 Oh, sweetie, he knows, you know,
所以你们谁都不用挑明 so neither of you need to say it.
这样更浪漫 It's much more romantic this way.
我是认真的 别和他说话 永远别 I'm serious. Don't talk to him, ever.
不然就会破坏你们的关系 It'll wreck the relationship.
但是 如果我们不说话 But... if we don't talk,
算是什么关系 What kind of relationship is that?
最亲密的那种 The very best kind.
天呐 这是 Oh, my god. Is this...
巧克力味 他太棒了 Chocolate? He's perfect!
苏珊 这太好吃了 Susan, this was delicious.
只是我简单做的一些东西 Ah, just a little something I whipped up.
干杯 敬朱莉和苏珊 邀请我们 A toast to Julie and Susan for inviting us
来你们美丽的家 into your beautiful home,
并送给我们珍贵的小生命作为礼物 and offering us this amazing gift of life.
你不喝吗 黛比 You're not drinking, Debbie?
我只是想陪着朱莉 Oh. I'm abstaining in a show of solidarity with Julie.
虽然我不能怀孕 I may not be able to carry my own baby,
但是我可以做些什么来支持她 But I can support the woman who is.
真贴心 给你个小建议 Oh, that's sweet. But word of advice--
当医生建议侧切的时候就别跟着做了 Drop that plan when the doctor starts talking episiotomy.
苏珊 我不敢相信你在这件事上这么开明 Susan, I can't believe how great you're being about this.
你妈妈这么支持你真是太好了 It's wonderful that your mother is so supportive.
是的 她知道这样的安排 Yeah, well, she understands how this is going to be
对大家都好 so much better for everyone.
当然 我想不到还有比你们两个 Absolutely. Can't think of a better home for this baby
更适合这个孩子的父母了 than with the two of you.
朱莉 你能去帮我把甜点拿来吗 Julie, do you mind getting the dessert?
当然 Oh, sure.
黛比 如果你也想和我一起尿尿的话 And, Debbie, if you're peeing in solidarity with me,
那我就得先去那里了 then, uh, that's where I'll be heading first.
你真是一个好妈妈 You have done an incredible job with her.
她看起来很棒 She seems great.
是 今天是她状态比较好的一天了 Yeah. She's having one of her good days.
状态比较好 Her good days?
对 Yeah.
科恩医生终于稳定了她精神分裂的病情 Seems Dr. Cohen finally got her meds perfectly balanced.
也是我今晚允许她用刀的原因 It's why I'm letting her use a knife tonight.
等等 精神分裂吗 她没有在申请中 Wait. Meds? She never mentioned anything
提到过... on her application about--
精神疾病吗 Mental illness?
外婆以前老说我们家族只出疯子 Grandma used to say our family tree grew nothing but bananas...
在她上吊自杀之前 before she hung herself.
我想按法律规定她应该告诉我们这些 I think legally she had to disclose this to us.
别跟朱莉谈法律 Oh, don't talk to Julie about legal.
你们是没见过她自己纹的纹身 Then we'll have to see all of her jail tattoos.
比尔 Bill?
她还有什么没有告诉我们的 Um... what else didn't she tell us?
我不知道 I don't know.
她有没有说过 她可以把手 Did she tell you she can hold her hand
这样放在火上 不哭一声 over an open flame without crying?
当然 她在流泪 Yeah, her eyes water,
但她还是不停地笑 but she just keeps laughing and laughing.
也不能全怪她 But it's not all her fault.
我怀她的时候应该戒酒的 I should've stopped drinking when I was pregnant,
但我迷恋酒精 but I likes my wine.
我回来了 准备好享用甜点了吗 I'm back. Who's ready for dessert?
你不需要洗碗的 You don't have to do that.
还是不愿意理我吗 Still not talking to me, huh?
我在化悲愤为清洁的动力 I'm channeling my anger into cleaning.
我本来打算道歉的 Well, I was going to apologize,
不过也许我应该等到你打扫完浴室 but maybe I should wait until you tackle the bathroom.
你应该知道吓走他们 You do realize that scaring those people off
改变不了任何事吧 doesn't change anything.
我很健康 我是白人 I'm healthy. I'm white.
我一年以后就能拿到博士学位 I'm a year away from my PhD.
你无法想象有多少人想要这个孩子 You can't imagine how many people want this baby.
我也是其中一个 including me.
对不起 这是我的外孙 I'm sorry. It's my grandchild.
我知道你觉得你已经想清楚了 And I know that you think you have thought this all out,
但在你把这个婴儿抱在怀里之前 but until you have held that baby in your arms,
你都无法体会到你将要放弃的是什么 you have no idea what you're giving up.
我要去睡觉了 I'm going to bed.
别 听我说 No, please, hear me out.
你很害怕 我明白 You're scared. I get it.
但你可以做到的 But you can do this.
我不想成为一个单亲妈妈 I don't wanna be a single mother!
你为什么不能尊重我的决定 Why can't you respect that?
做一个单亲妈妈也没有那么糟糕 It's not so bad being a single mother.
我们过去就很开心 We had a great time.
我们是对方最好的朋友 We were like best friends.
记得吗 我们一起吃麦片当晚餐 Remember? We would have cereal for dinner,
一起在我床上 整晚不睡觉 and we'd stay up in my bed all night,
向对方倾诉心中的秘密 telling each other our secrets.
真可笑 你的记忆是这样的吗 It's funny you remember it that way,
我记得的可不是这样 Because I don't.
我那时候才12岁 妈妈 I was 12, mom.
我和你一起睡是因为 I slept in your bed because you couldn't handle
你无法接受身旁缺了枕边人 looking at the empty side.
还有那些有趣的自驾游 经过爸爸公寓 And how about those fun drives past dad's apartment
看看他有没有带谁回家 to see if he was bringing anyone home?
而我们吃麦片晚餐的原因 And the only reason we had cereal dinner
是因为那是我唯一会做的食物 was because that's the only food I could make,
而你因为太难受 没心情做饭 since you were too upset to cook.
我 I...
我没意识到 I had no idea.
这就是我不想自己抚养这个孩子的原因 That is why I don't wanna have this baby on my own.
因为我已经抚养了一个孩子 Because I already raised a child...
就是你 You.
你在看什么 What are you staring at?
别说话 Shh. Don't talk.
为什么 Why not?
这样会破坏我们的关系 You'll ruin our relationship.
我跟你有什么关系 Oh, we don't have a relationship.
对 所以你送给我了几个XO Right, that's why you gave me the X-O's.
几个XO 是什么意思 X-O's? What's that mean?
我做给你看 I'll show you.
性骚扰 你在开玩笑吧 Sexual harassment? Are you kidding me?
她只是一个有暗恋对象的9岁小女孩 She's a 9-year-old with a crush,
又不是总统候选人 not a presidential hopeful.
不管怎样 在橡木岭学校 Regardless, here at Oakridge,
我们对非自愿的身体接触采取零容忍的方针 we have a zero tolerance policy for unwanted advances.
亲爱的 我是一个模特 Honey, I was a model.
我最清楚什么是非自愿的身体接触了 I know all about unwanted advances.
大卫·李·罗斯是范海伦乐队的吉他手
你试试被喝醉的大卫·李·罗斯堵在豪车里 Try being stuck in a limo with a tipsy David Lee Roth.
你女儿把这个男孩按倒在地上强吻了他 Your daughter forced this boy to the ground and kissed him
违背了他的意愿 against his will.
对 我们都知道男生们讨厌被强吻 Oh, and we all know how much boys hate being kissed.
他哭了20分钟 He cried for 20 minutes.
他几乎无法描述发生了什么 He could barely tell me what happened.
所以说他是一个告密者和爱哭鬼 Oh, so he's a snitch and a crybaby.
那孩子在高中一天也待不下去 That kid's not gonna last a day in high school.
索利斯夫人 我想你没有意识到 Mrs. Solis, I don't think you realize the gravity
事情的严重性 of this situation.
我是说 这可不像是咱们小时候 I mean, it's not like when we were kids.
打住 打住 白发老翁 Hey, hey, cotton top,
我和你可不是一个年代的 you and I are not the same age.
你必须跟你女儿谈谈 You need to talk to your daughter,
她要是敢 because if she so much as glances
再看那个男孩一眼 in that boy's direction again,
我们就只能开除她了 we will have no choice but to expel her.
这不是我一贯的作风 I don't usually do this,
但是今晚我鼓起了勇气 but I'm feeling rather bold tonight.
请你喝杯酒怎么样 Can I buy you a drink?
当然可以 Sure.
马特 给我朋友来杯酒 Matt, drink for my friend here.
喜欢喝什么 What's your poison?
威士忌 要纯的 Whiskey, straight up.
介绍一下 我叫布里 I'm Bree, by the way.
我叫杰里 Jerry.
杰里 很高兴认识你 杰里 Jerry. Nice to meet you, Jerry.
不太爱说话啊 Not much of a talker, huh?
没关系 我来问你来答 Well, that's okay. I will ask all the questions.
你从事什么职业 杰里 What do you do for a living, Jerry?
我是个盖屋顶的 I'm a roofer.
两天前的晚上 Same thing I was two nights ago
你带我回你家 我就是这么回答的 when you took me home.
杰里 Jerry.
杰里 我很抱歉 Jerry, I'm so sorry. Ohh!
这里灯光太暗了 我 It's just so dark in here, And I--
没关系 常有的事 这里人又那么多 It's okay. It happens, especially with this crowd.
我保证 这次不会再把你忘了 Well, I can assure you that I will not forget you twice.
有没有什么方法 让我弥补你 Is there, uh, any way I can make it up to you?
我 Well, I, uh...
我还记得那天晚上 I do remember the other night.
怎么了 Mm?
你的花样很多 And, yeah, you have several ways.
那么 Well, then, um...
春宵一刻值千金哦 Let's not waste any time.
孩子 啤酒要吗 对了 你不能喝 Hey, kid. Want a beer? Oh, right.
谢谢 Thanks.
感觉挺怪的 以前在这生活的是个小孩 It's so weird to remember being a kid here and...
现在变成了 Now to be...
那是肯定的 Yeah, I'll bet.
你妈妈肯定更觉得奇怪 Imagine how weird it is for your mom.
这个我懂 I get that.
我就是希望她能 I just wish she'd...
朱莉 如果你是想让她 Julie, if you're about to wish
别再对你的生活指手划脚 that your mom would stop trying to figure out your life for you,
那你肯定是妄想 you're about to waste a wish.
昨晚你对她的态度好像挺差的 Sounded like you were kinda rough on her last night.
确实 I was.
她跟你说了是吧 She told you, huh?
正因为她什么都没说 我才猜到了 The fact that she didn't tell me is how I knew it was rough.
我当时真的特别生气 I was just really angry.
她好像根本没意识到 这件事 It's like she doesn't realize this whole thing
我也觉得很难过 is killing me, too.
相信我 她知道这一点 No, believe me, she does.
所以才不肯置身事外 That's why she won't stay out of it.
可我还是很生气 Well, it's not making it any easier on me.
对待孩子 When it comes to her kids,
你妈妈只有一个出发点 朱莉 your mom has one gear, Julie--
爱 仅此而已 Love. That's it.
当你仔细回想一生中那些 And if you sort through all the times in your life
她让你抓狂的事 that she drove you nuts,
她做的事 说的话 做出的反应 what she did, what she said, or how she acted...
你会发现 都是因为爱 You're gonna find love.
我知道 I know.
而且 就天下母亲的缺点而言 And... as far as flaws in a mom go...
她这一点算好的了 That's a pretty good one.
有什么大不了的 What's the big deal?
不过是亲了一下 美国是个自由的国家 I kissed him. It's a free country.
学校里的某些人不能接受的是 Well, some people at school think that's inappropriate
你在操场上亲他 to do on the playground.
我知道公园里有个地方可以接吻 Oh. Well, I know a spot at the park where we can kiss.
不不不 在任何地方都不能亲他 No, no, no, no kissing Ryan anywhere.
不都是这样的吗 But that's how it works.
先接吻 接着结婚 First, kissing, then get married,
然后他就可以送我礼物了 then he buys me presents.
我的老天 真不愧是我生出来的 Oh, my god. You are my daughter.
宝贝 Honey...
我觉得 你误会瑞恩对你的喜欢了 Uh, I don't think Ryan likes you like that.
什么意思 他送我一张情人节卡片 What do you mean? He sent me a valentine.
其实 卡片不是他送的 Actually, he didn't.
是我送的 I did.
我署了他的名字 让你以为是他送的 I signed his name, and I let you think it was from him.
因为你那天因为没有收到情人节卡片 It's just when you didn't get a valentine,
看起来很沮丧 you seemed so upset,
我只是想让你开心起来 and I just wanted to see you happy again.
对不起 胡安妮塔 I'm sorry, Juanita.
我不想看你那么难过 I hate seeing you sad like this.
我不难过 我是生气 I'm not sad. I'm mad.
你总是骗我 You always lie to me.
我从没骗过你 I don't lie to you.
那你说 爸爸去哪了 Okay, then, where's daddy?
我知道他并没有去欧洲 'cause I know he's not in Europe.
你是怎么知道的 How do you know that?
我猜得出 我不是小孩子了 I can tell. I'm not a kid anymore.
你有所隐瞒 我查觉得到 I know when you're hiding stuff.
你这么快就长大了 You're growing up so fast.
亲爱的 我还把你当成那个可爱的 Oh, honey, a part of me still sees you
可以在水盆里洗澡的小孩 as this cute little baby I used to bathe in the sink.
可你一天天长大 越来越聪明了 But every day you're getting stronger and smarter.
也许我不用再那么护着你了 So maybe I don't need to protect you quite so much.
咱们去吃点纸杯蛋糕吧 Why don't we get some cupcakes?
顺便跟你聊聊 You and I are gonna have a little talk.
妈妈 Mom...
你在干什么 What are you doing?
别担心 我把这些收起来 Don't worry. I'm putting them away.
还记得这条裤子吗 Remember these?
不记得了 我当时才一岁 No, mom, I was 1.
我还有一条和这条配成母女装 I had a pair that matched.
人们总是盯着我们看 People would always look at us.
那是因为你一个成年女人 Because you were a grown woman
还穿粉色条纹背带裤 in pink striped overalls.
说不定他们以为我俩是唱诗班的 They probably thought we were a Christian singing group.
他们会说我们俩在一起看起来真幸福 They'd say we looked sweet together.
那段回忆 千金不换 I wouldn't trade that memory for anything.
我知道这么做不容易 I know this is hard.
真抱歉之前对你那个态度 And I'm really sorry for the way I went off on you.
不 该道歉的人是我 No. I'm the one who should apologize.
我不该对那对夫妇撒谎 I had no right to lie to those people.
我也知道 养育你的时候我犯了很多错 And I know that I made mistakes with you--a lot of them.
我告诉自己 没事的 I guess I just told myself it was okay
毕竟你长成一个这么优秀的孩子 because you turned out so great.
你尽了全力 You did the best you could.
我知道 I know that.
你是位了不起的母亲 You're a great mom.
是我的话 我会重新考虑 I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
不管过去多么艰难 Because no matter how hard it was...
你一直都是我一生最宝贵的所有 You're always the best thing in my life.
妈妈 这件事我已经考虑了很久了 Mom, I've given this a lot of thought.
这是我要做出的 And it's the toughest decision
最艰难的决定 I've ever had to make.
但我还是这么决定了 But I've made it.
我能理解 I understand.
我只想为她找到最好的归宿 I'm just trying to do what's best for her.
"她" "Her"?
是个女孩 It's a girl.
你好啊 Hey, you.
抱歉我迟到了 堵车 Sorry I'm late. Stupid traffic.
我们要想赶上订位就得抓紧了 We should get a move on if we're gonna make our reservations.
不不 还有时间呢 进来吧 No. No, no, we have time. Come on in.
那走之前 需要我给你上点什么东西吗 So can I, um, get you anything before we go?
咖啡 或者酒 或者 Coffee or a drink or...
甜点 Dessert?
甜点 我们还没吃饭呢 Dessert? We haven't eaten yet.
我知道 我是说 甜点 I know. I'm talking about... dessert.
这次我可不会上当了 I'm not falling for this again.
你是说 Are you talking about--
上床 我是说上床 你想上床吗 Sex. I'm talking about sex. Would you like to have sex?
现在 Now?
你说过孩子们今晚会在你前夫那儿的 You said the kids are at your ex's all night.
我们可以先去吃个晚餐 We could still go to dinner.
不 不不 No, no, no, no,
那样的话我们会整晚都心不在焉 'cause then it'll be hanging over our heads all night,
而我会喝得太多 And I'll be drinking too much
你讲个笑话我就使劲傻笑 and laughing too hard at your jokes,
然后我也说不出什么别的理由了 and I really don't have any more reasons,
所以拜托我们现在能去上床吗 so could we please just go have sex?
我还想能把那灯开着呢 I was kinda hoping that we could leave that on.
生过五个孩子的人 相信我 关掉好些 Five kids. Trust me. It's better off.
你一点都不用担心 Oh, you have nothing to worry about.
你看起来美极了 You look amazing.
这样吧 Tell you what.
我把床头灯打开 I turn the bedside lamp on,
蜡烛给你留着 and you get the candles.
要不然 你把床头灯打开 How about... I'll see your bedside lamp...
我再追加 And I'll raise you..
落地灯 A floor lamp?
落地灯不行 Unh-unh. Floor lamp's out.
超过二十五瓦的灯泡我可不干 I'm not going over 25 watts.
那要不 Uh, how about...
衣橱灯打开 Closet light on...
门开一条缝 然后 And I'll crack the door, and...
你 You...
还留着蜡烛 Get to keep the candles?
抱歉 这把我只能赌这么多了 Sorry. That's as high as I can go this round.
那我跟了 Then I'm all in.
勒奈特 Lynette?
亲爱的 Sweetheart?
怎么回事 What is going on?
我没听明白你的留言 I couldn't understand your message.
你给我答录机上留的就这声儿 That's what you left on my machine.
你能用人类语言吗 Can you use your words, please?
是关于昨晚跟弗兰克的约会吗 Is this about your date with Frank last night?
哼唧一声表示是 两声表示不是 Grunt once for a "Yes," Twice for "No."
你跟他上床了吗 Did you have sex with him?
算是吧 Sort of.
算是 这是什么意思 Sort of? What does that mean?
我不想聊这个 I don't wanna talk about it.
太扯淡了 This is ridiculous.
是你叫我过来的 告诉我发生什么事了 You called me over. Now tell me what happened.
我哭了 I cried.
不会吧 什么时候 是之后吗 Oh, no. When? After?
就在进行中 Right in the middle.
天啊 他有没有可能没注意到 God. Is there any way he didn't notice?
我用床单擤鼻涕来着 I blew my nose in the sheets.
估计很难忽略 Kinda hard to ignore.
你怎么哭了 What made you cry?
我睁开眼睛 然后我看见他 I opened my eyes, and--and I saw him--
跟我相处愉快的这个男人 This lovely man I have a really nice time with--
然后我意识到 And I realized...
我的婚姻结束了 My marriage is over.
汤姆带他女朋友去欧洲的时候 Now didn't you realize that
难道你没意识到这点 when Tom took his girlfriend to Europe?
我没有 No, I didn't,
因为那是汤姆 我还在想 Because that was Tom, and I kept thinking,
汤姆都已经放下过去了 可这次是我 "Boy, Tom's moving on," But this is me.
这真真切切地发生在我身上了 This is really happening to me.
真爱伤人心 不是吗 Love bites, doesn't it?
弗兰克是怎么做的 What did, uh, Frank do?
他挺好的 He was really sweet.
给我递了一盒纸巾 说了很多安慰的话 Handed me a box of Kleenex, said all the right things.
不过 我肯定再也见不到他了 But trust me, I'm never seeing him again.
那你这样想 Well, think of it this way.
你通过一个男人面对了现实 It cost you one guy to face the truth.
你的婚姻完蛋了 Your marriage is over.
你现在可以像汤姆那样放下过去了 Now you can move on just like Tom.
太好了 Yippee for me.
我就把我带布里出去喝酒时说的话 I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Bree
再重复一遍给你 when I took her out drinking.
过日子 必须得放宽心 The only way to live life is wildly.
怎么 What?
你带布里去喝酒了 You took Bree out drinking?
是啊 怎么了 Yeah. Why?
很糟糕吗 Is that bad?
雷尼怎么能带她出去喝酒呢 How the hell could Renee take her out drinking?!
难道她不知道布里是个酒鬼 Doesn't she know Bree's an alcoholic?
我认识雷尼很长一段时间了 I have known Renee a long time,
她可不是什么细心的人 and she's not exactly what you'd call a detail person.
至少这解释了 Well... at least this helps explain
布里最近的行为 the way bree's been acting lately.
不好说 喝再多的酒也不能 I don't know. There's not enough booze in the world
解释从她家走出来那么多混球 to justify the skeezes coming out of that house.
我们怎么能不知道这事 How could we not know this?
因为我们孤立她了 'Cause we're not speaking to her,
因为她干了那些事 you know, 'cause of what she did.
我太生气了 I was so mad.
我以为我会生气很长一段时间 I thought I'd stay mad a long time,
不过 现在知道她那么伤心 But now, knowing that she's hurting...
这样好像太不厚道了 It just seems mean.
对 Yeah.
我想她了 我想念我们几个以前那样 I miss her. I miss us being us.
所以不管发生什么事 我们得把这事忘下 So whatever happened, we need to put it behind us
去帮助布里 and go help Bree.
你觉得我们能说服她吗 Do you think we can get through to her?
不知道 但我们必须试试 I don't know, but we have to try.
你确定这是你家吗 Uh, you sure this is your house?
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
酗酒 道德放纵 现在还会说脏话了 Wow. Booze, loose morals, and now swearing?
来晚了 这人已经不是布里了 Too late. There's no Bree left.
你们在我家干什么 Why are you in my house?
这是干预互助会 布里 This is an intervention, Bree.
这不是在拍电视吧 我是结了婚的人 This isn't for TV, is it? 'Cause I'm married.
我是打算要告诉你的 I was gonna tell you.
干预互助会 你们开玩笑吧 An intervention? You've gotta be kidding me.
我们是你的朋友 我们想帮你 We're your friends. We wanna help.
出去 全给我出去 Get out! All of you!
不是说你 Not you.
笨蛋 Idiot.
跟我们谈谈吧 亲爱的 Talk to us, sweetie.
你为什么会这样 Why are you behaving like this?
不知道你们在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
你现在这个状况 我们可不会熟视无睹 It's not like we can't see what's going on.
我们知道你又开始喝酒了 We know you're drinking again.
还有这些男人都是怎么回事 And what about all these men?
这是我们也清楚 We know about that, too.
还真是什么都瞒不过你们呢 Wow, can't hide anything from you girls, huh?
那你们又知不知道我差点自杀 And did you also know I tried to kill myself?
什么 What?
我的天 Oh, my god.
这么条小消息 我最亲爱的朋友们 How'd that little nugget of information
怎么会错过呢 slip past my nearest and dearest friends?
如果你是开玩笑 这可一点也不好笑 If this is a joke, it's not funny.
不是玩笑 It's not a joke.
我去汽车旅馆开了一间房 I checked into a motel room
只带了一瓶酒和一把枪 with nothing but a bottle and a gun.
而且你错了 苏珊 这就是很有趣 And you're wrong, susan. It is funny--
有趣的是 这些站在我面前 Funny that the women standing here before me...
自认是我贴心好友的女人们 professing to be my supportive friends...
就是我步入那旅馆房间的原因 are the reason that I was in that motel room.
布里 别说了 Bree, stop.
不 别跟我说什么朋友的鬼话 No! Don't give me this "Friends" Nonsense.
说什么 我只想让你领导全局 All I ever was to you was the organizer,
出谋划策 the problem solver,
在你紧要关头挺身而出 a leader when you needed one,
这正是我在埋葬你继父 那个可怕的夜晚 which is exactly what I was that horrible night
所做的事 when we buried your stepfather.
对此我感激不尽 And I was so grateful for that.
骗子 你们都是骗子 Liar! All of you, liars!
因为只要状况急转直下 Because as soon as it got rough,
只要遇到任何麻烦 as soon as there was any trouble,
一切都成了我的错 it all became my fault,
你们全都退而自保 and off you went.
我们根本不知道 We had no idea.
我多希望你能早告诉我们 I wish you would have told us.
我试过了 Oh, I tried.
但即使我登门道歉 But even when I came to you to apologize,
你当面将我拒之门外 you slammed your doors in my face!
好吧 你说得对 Okay, fine, you're right.
是我们搞砸了 We did. We screwed up.
我们因此事 产生隔阂 We let this pull us apart,
但这不会重蹈覆辙了 but that's not gonna happen again.
因为不管你怎么想 Because no matter what you think,
我们是爱你的 布里 We love you, Bree.
我们会不惜一切 We'll do whatever it takes.
我们只是想挽回过去 We just want things to be back the way they were.
可我不想 Well, I don't.
弗兰克 Frank.
这是怎么回事 What's all this?
这是我最近发现的玩意 Well, this I something I recently discovered
名叫披萨 called pizza.
我想你会喜欢 I think you're gonna like it.
抱歉 我们有约吗 I'm sorry. Did we have plans?
没有 这就算是临时起意吧 Nope. This is more of a stealth date.
每次我们约好见面 心里都颇有压力 Every time we made plans, there's been too much pressure.
所以我想 也许出其不意 So I figured, maybe things would be better
情况反而会更好 if we sneak up on each other.
你是不是有未解的恋母情节什么的 Do you have some unresolved mother issues or something?
其实 我母亲和我相处得很好 Well, actually, my mother and I get along quite well.
你为何这样问 Why do you ask?
因为我唯一能想到的 Because that's the only reason I can think of
你为何再三登门的原因 of why you would keep coming back here.
我能想到另一个原因 我喜欢你 Oh, I can think of another. I like you.
你还记得我在做爱时大哭了起来吧 You do remember I cried in the middle of sex, right?
勒奈特 你跟同一个男人生活了20年 Lynette, you lived with the same guy for 20 years.
你做爱时会想到他 再正常不过了 It only makes sense that he'd be in your head.
老实说 你要不想到他 我才觉得奇怪 And frankly, I'd think twice about you if he weren't.
你名叫弗兰克 Is it weird to say "Frankly"
Frank 意为坦白诚实
说老实话是不是有点怪 when your name is Frank?
现在确实有点怪 Not until now.
我是个男人 Look, I'm a guy.
很明显 我是个彻头彻尾的白痴 So obviously, I'm a complete idiot.
但有一件事我很清楚 But the one thing I do know
那就是 如果一个人有幸遇到一个 is that if you're lucky enough to meet someone
性感 聪明 风趣 又真心喜欢你的人 who's sexy, smart, and funny, and who actually likes you,
你应该给那人足够多的时间 you give that person all the time they need.
你家开瓶器在哪 Now where's your corkscrew?
右边中间的抽屉 Uh, middle drawer on the right.
等等 Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mnh-mnh. Wait.
我知道这样你更自在 I know you're more comfortable like this.
让它开着吧 Leave it on.
晚上好 布里 Evening, Bree.
还是老样子吗 The usual?
我确实来得太勤了 对吧 I suppose it has become "The usual," Hasn't it?
还是老样子 Yes, please.
我有件东西要送给红发女人 You know, I got a thing for redheads.
想看看吗 Wanna see it?
有意思 Charming.
你叫布里 对吧 It's Bree, right?
我只是来这儿喝一杯的 Listen, I just came here to have a drink.
我不太想说话 I really don't feel like talking.
是吗 Yeah?
这么说话可没法 Well... it wasn't the chance to have a conversation
把我带回家过夜 that brought me over.
你再说一遍 I beg your pardon?
我知道你来这儿的目的 I know what you come here for.
我们可以免去寒暄的部分 We can stop the game.
我们可以什么都免了 We can stop everything,
包括这糟糕的偶遇 including this unfortunate encounter.
现在请让我一个人待会 Now please leave me alone.
等等 Wait.
等等 Wait, wait. So...
你突然间又成了矜持的贵妇吗 so suddenly you're some high-class lady?
省省吧 Hmm? Give me a break.
这家酒吧的每个人都知道你的为人 Everybody in this bar knows what you are.
您想开始记账了吗 You want me to start a tab for you?
不了 No.
我不用了 我得走了 No, I don't. I have to go.
我来开 I'll drive.
请把钥匙还我 Please give me my keys.
拜托 布里 Come on, Bree.
我看见好些混球从这里跟你回家 I see some of the dirtbags drag out of this place.
怎么 我就不行吗 What? I don't make the cut?
不行 你太邪恶了 No, you're vile.
快把钥匙还我 离我远点 Now give me my keys and get away from me.
这可是对我极大的讽刺 Whoa. This is a new low for me.
我还配不上这镇里的婊子 I'm not good enough for the town pump.
那这样吧 You know what?
我们都上我的车 I think we'll take my car. Aah!
我哪儿也不跟你去 I'm not going anywhere with you!
把你的手拿开 Get your hands off of me!
你想打架吗 我可不是吃素的 You like a fight, huh? I can play rough. Aah!
放开我 放开 Let go of me. Let go!
你听见她说的了 You heard her.
放手 Let go.
奥森 Orson!
你好 布里 我们一会儿再叙旧 Hello, bree. We'll catch up in a moment.
你要是聪明 If you're smart,
就放开她 you'll step away from her
从哪来的回哪去 and go back to the hole you crawled out of.
伙计 我是有原则不打残疾人 Buddy, I got a rule about not hitting guys in wheelchairs,
但你这是在自讨没趣 but you--you're begging for an asterisk.
快关掉 Turn it off!
我还有辣椒水喷雾 I also have pepper spray.
奥森 你在这儿做什么 Orson, what are you doing here?
-你怎么... -你朋友打给我的 - How did you- - Your friends called me.
她们说你过得很不如意 They said you were going through a rough time.
奥森 我的人生已经一团糟了 Orson, I've made such a mess of my life.
别担心 亲爱的 Don't worry, dear.
你和我过去最擅长的事 The one thing you and I were always good at
就是收拾残局 was cleaning things up.
是的 爱激发出我们最好的一面 Yes, love can bring out the best in us...
释怀前行的自信 The confidence to move on...
袒露真相的勇气 The courage to tell the truth...
翘首以盼的坚韧 The strength to keep hoping...
但有时候 让我们最为意外的 But sometimes what surprises us most
并不是爱激发出的品质 isn't what love brings out...
而是它还给我们的人 But who it brings back.