《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
婚姻咨询中 主题围绕汤姆的新女友 In therapy, the subject was Tom's new girlfriend.
-发生过关系吗 -还没 - What about sex? - Not yet.
他想结束这段婚姻 I... he wants to end the marriage.
苏珊打了退堂鼓 Susan wanted to quit...
也许我也不是一个真正的艺术家 Maybe I'm not a real artist.
这个课对你真的很有帮助 This class has been really good for you.
可她最终决定勇敢面对挑战 But decided to face the challenge instead.
你在隐瞒什么 You're hiding something,
我得把它逼出来 And I'm gonna pull it out of you.
有可能你会成为一名艺术家 There is a chance that you might actually become an artist.
卡洛斯试图借酒消愁 Carlos tried to drown his guilt...
卡洛斯 Carlos!
加布 Hey, Gaby.
而本带布里来到了 And Ben showed Bree the site where construction
即将动工的现场 was about to begin.
你以前来过这儿吗 Have you ever been here before?
来过一次 Once.
妄想症 Paranoia...
总以为背后有人追赶的无端恐惧感 It's the irrational fear that someone is after you...
害怕随时会被暴露 That you're going to be exposed at any moment.
你可能不经意间就得了妄想症 Paranoia can sneak up on you...
让你屡屡失足 Causing you to stumble at every turn.
即便你认为自己脱身了 And just when you think you're in the clear...
危险过去了 And the danger has passed...
妄想症仍会提醒你 Paranoia reminds you...
加布 Gaby?
勒奈特 Lynette?
没有哪里是真正安全的 That no place is truly safe.
天呐 Oh, my god.
他去哪儿了 走了吗 Where'd he go? Is he gone?
暂时吧 我们得抓紧了 For now, but we gotta hurry.
我想就在附近了 我认识这里 I think we're close. I recognize this area.
天啊 吓得我魂飞魄散 God, this is creeping me out.
就算是万圣节也于事无补 Well, it doesn't help that it's halloween.
我们赶紧把他挖出来 干完拉倒 Let's just dig him up and get this over with.
姑娘们 Ladies?
姑娘们 Ladies!
布里 Bree?
-布里 -亲爱的 你没事吧 - Bree? - Honey? Are you okay?
妄想症 Paranoia--
总以为背后有人追赶的无端恐惧感 It's the irrational fear that someone is after you.
可即便你希望这只是假象 But even when you hope it isn't real,
它仍能吓得你魂不附体 It can still scare you to death.
不 No!
三天前
苏珊·德尔非诺一直是个好学生 Susan Delfino had always been a great student.
因为她深知如何成为老师的宠儿 That's because she knew how to be the teacher's pet.
有的喜欢礼物 Some liked gifts.
有的喜欢额外功课 Some liked extra credit.
有的只喜欢她本人 And some just liked her.
可在她的新课堂 But in her new class,
苏珊会学到 不是每位老师 Susan would learn that not every teacher...
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
都想要个宠儿 was in the market for a pet.
我觉得用小甜点搭配栗米糖 I thought you might like a little treat
味道更好些 complete with Candy Corn.
谁不喜欢吃栗米糖呢 Who doesn't like Candy Corn?
看来你不喜欢 Apparently you.
看来有人记得 It appears some of you have remembered
今天是我选实习生的日子 today is the day I select my intern.
是今天吗 Oh, is that today?
下周二有个考察团要来 I have a commission due Tuesday,
而我这周末需要打点好一切 and I need all the help I can get this weekend.
这是个至上的荣誉 Now this is obviously a prestigious honor.
那还用说 That goes without saying.
而拍马屁 谄媚 或者做纸杯蛋糕 And it won't be awarded based on brownnosing,
都不值得鼓励 bootlicking or cupcake making.
那你做的事都包括在内了 That about covers all your moves.
我只看谁有天赋 My decision will be made solely on talent,
谁有经验 还有谁最不让我烦心 experience, and who irritates me the least.
倒霉 Oh, crap.
因此 起立 艾米 And that's why--stand up, Amy.
我选了 I've chosen...
苏珊·德尔非诺 Susan Delfino.
坐吧 艾米 Sit down, Amy.
挺有意思 That was fun.
我 Me?
明天5点来见我 我们讨论下你的职责 Meet me at 5:00 tomorrow. We'll discuss your duties.
非常感谢 太感谢你了 Thank you so much. I-I'm so grateful.
但能不能延到5点一刻 But could we make it 5:15?
我要送我儿子去踢球 My son has soccer practice--
我没儿子 I have no kids.
可他踢得也不太好 还是让他歇着吧 And he's not very good so he won't be going.
5点见 See you at 5:00.
宝贝 你怎么样 Hey, babe. How you doing?
挺好的 Fine.
很好 Good.
非常好 Great.
很高兴你这么说 Glad to hear it.
你用自己的杯子喝吧 Would you like your own cup?
抱歉 Sorry.
只是 Just...
那天晚上你真的吓到我了 That night really scared the hell out of me.
也吓到我了 Scared me, too.
对 可你对此没任何对策 Yeah, but you haven't done anything about it.
我以为你会去参加戒酒会 I thought you were gonna check out an A.A. Meeting.
加布 我不是酒鬼 Gaby, I'm not an alcoholic.
你去跟帮我把你扶到房里来的司机 Tell that to the cab driver who helped me
去打哈哈吧 carry you inside the house.
好吧 如果这样 Fine. If it will keep
你就能不用手搅我的咖啡 your fingers out of my coffee,
我就去参加 I'll go to a meeting.
谢谢 Thank you.
我爱你 I love you.
我们会一起度过难关 好吗 We're gonna get through this, okay?
对了 帮我个忙 Oh! And do me a favor.
如果发现你真是酒鬼 If it turns out you are an alcoholic,
答应我 别做醉话连篇的那一类 promise you won't be one of those whiny ones.
好的 我们会谈的 Okay, we gotta talk.
天呐 他把简给带来了 Oh, god, he brought Jane?
亲爱的 你在爸爸家怎么样 Hey, sweetie. How was your dad's?
很开心 It was fun.
好的 Good.
看 这是我的万圣节装扮 Look. It's my Halloween costume.
我要扮成一只天鹅 I'm gonna be a swan.
好 能不能扮一些 Right. How about you be something
妈妈能做出来的东西 像鬼啊 mommy can actually make, like a ghost
或者是13岁的美国少年 or a 13-year-old American teenager?
不需要你动手 简说她来做 You don't have to make it. Jane said she would.
她真行啊 Of course she did.
我得去谢谢她替我 抚养你 Well, I should go thank her for helping me to parent you.
没关系的 简 你不必一直待在车里 Jane, it's okay. You don't have to stay in the car.
也许你是不该下车 Or maybe you should.
我是不想让你看见我这身时髦的便服 I mean, I don't wanna show you up with my fancy sweats.
别这么说 你看起来棒极了 Oh, stop. You look great.
很感谢你主动提出给 Look, I think it's sweet that you volunteered
佩妮做万圣节扮装 to help Penny make her costume.
希望不是我多管闲事 Hey, I hope I didn't overstep.
只是我在念医科之前 You know, it's just, before medical school,
涉足了一点服装设计 I dabbled a bit in fashion design.
-你真行啊 -没什么了不起的 - Of course you did. - It's nothing.
在巴黎念过几个学期而已 Couple of semesters in Paris.
巴黎 这是世上最美的都市 对吧[法语] Ah, Paris. C'est la plus belle ville du monde, no?
对对对[法语] 没错 Oui. Oui, oui. Yes.
她在教我法语 She's-- she's teaching me.
她真行啊 Of course she is.
不管怎么说 给佩妮做万圣节服装 Anyway, making Penny's halloween costume
算是我们母女间的传统 is sort of a... mother/daughter tradition.
什么时候开始的 Since when?
一直都是 Since always.
其实我已经开始做了 不是我吹牛 Actually, I started it already, and I don't want to oversell,
但这身装扮一定会引人注目的 but it's gonna be pretty great.
抱歉 她从没提起过 I'm sorry. She didn't say anything.
肯定是她怕说出来伤你感情 I'm sure she didn't want to hurt your feelings.
如果你改变主意了 也没关系 Well, if you change your mind, it's really no trouble.
我已经给癌症病房的孩子们 I've already made a bunch of costumes
做了一大堆扮装了 for the kids in the cancer ward.
她真行啊 Of course she did.
天啊 你拉窗帘了 Oh, God. You're closing the curtains.
肯定没好事 This can't be good.
没错 我听说了本最新的 It isn't. I just heard the details
房地产项目的详细计划 of Ben's latest real estate project.
-妈妈 -亲爱的 现在没空 - Mom! - Oh, honey, not right now.
我们有事要谈 We're talking.
你叫我去试装的 You told me to try on my costume.
你说会把蛋黄弄好的 You said you'd fix the yolk.
等我两秒钟 Oh, this is will take two seconds.
西利娅会扮成培根 Celia's going as bacon.
我俩在一起的效果会更好 This works a lot better when we're together.
你们刚刚在说什么呢 So what were you guys talking about?
我刚刚在跟你妈妈 Um, I was just telling your mother
讲一个很恐怖的万圣节故事 a very scary Halloween story about these four witches
说有四个女巫把一个怪物埋在了树林深处 who buried a monster deep in the woods.
真酷 Cool.
在她们埋了怪物之后 And after they buried the monster,
就继续各自生活 they went on with their lives
直到一个很骇人的大房地产商出现 until this big, frightening real estate developer came along
决定在埋葬怪物的地方 and decided to build condos
建公寓大厦 right where the monster was buried!
对不起 对不起 Oh! Sorry, sorry.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
是啊 女巫总是谎话连篇 Yeah. Witches always lie.
可她不是 Not this witch.
我认为其中一个女巫 Well, I think one of those witches
最好去看看她有没有法子让这项工程停摆 better go see what she can do to kill the project.
怎么去 How?!
我怎么知道 你编的故事 I don't know. It's your story.
好吧 Fine.
其实这个故事挺没劲的 Yeah. That actually was kind of a lame story.
一点都不吓人 It wasn't even scary.
相信我吧 宝贝 真的很吓人 Trust me, honey. It is really, really scary.
抱歉我在过去的两周里鲜有出现 Sorry I've been A.W.O.L. for the past two weeks,
但是 是因为我 but, uh, that's only 'cause I--
对不起 我们见过吗 I'm sorry. Have we met?
你好像叫本 对吗 Ben, is it?
我知道 我知道 我 I know, I know. I...
正在进行的这项新工程耗尽了我全部的精力 I've been swamped getting my new project under way.
但我想补偿你 But I wanna make it up to you.
怎么补 How?
明晚去我家 二人晚餐 Tomorrow night, my place, dinner for two,
一人掌勺 cooked by one.
明天是万圣节 Tomorrow's Halloween.
那怎样 肯定会很有趣 So? It'll be fun.
我们可以给“不给糖就捣乱”的孩子们发糖 We can, uh, pass out candy to trick-or-treaters.
然后再晚一点的时候 And then maybe later,
我们可以 自己 消遣一下 we can... trick a little... treat of our...
我也不知道会进行到哪步 I don't know where I was going with that.
好吧 你是想跟我约会吧 All right, you want a date with me?
对 Yeah.
求我 Beg.
再说一遍 Excuse me?
跪下 大兵 On your knees, soldier.
雷尼 让人又爱又恨的宝贝 Renee, dear, sweet, horrible girl,
可否赏脸明天与我 would you do me the honor of dining with me
共进晚餐 on tomorrow?
好吧 I would.
真有这个必要吗 Was that really necessary?
对我来说是的 It was for me.
我要确认一下我没跟 I had to make sure I wasn't rolling over
一个秃顶的男人纠缠在一起 for a guy with a bald spot.
长官 实习生苏珊·德尔非诺报到 Intern Susan Delfino reporting for duty, sir.
我刚刚还在想要多久会后悔做这个决定 I was wondering how long it might take me to regret this.
等等 我只想说能够被你选中 Wait. I just want to say how honored I am
是多么荣幸 that you chose me.
当艺术的历史长河被书写时 It's nice to know that when the history of art is written,
小注脚上会有我的名字 我太欢喜了 there'll be one small footnote with my name on it.
苏珊 这是嘉斯勃 Susan, Jasper,
嘉斯勃 这是苏珊 Jasper, Susan.
我周一晚上来接他 I'll pick him up Monday night.
-我不明白 -这是我儿子 - I don't understand. - Well, he's my son.
这周末你带他 You're watching him for the weekend.
我前妻说他对坚果 猫等严重过敏 My ex says he's deathly allergic to tree nuts, cats...
可能还有别的什么 我记不清了 and something else. I can't remember.
等会 等会 Uh, wait a-- wait a minute.
你有儿子 你结过婚 So... you have a son? Somebody married you?
长话短说 当时我年纪轻而且急需用钱 Briefly. I was young and needed money.
她很富有 而且想要个孩子 She was rich and wanted a child,
现在每个月有一个周末 and now one weekend a month,
轮到我带嘉斯勃 Jasper and I spend some quality time together.
周一见 See you Monday.
等等 Uh, wait a minute. Um, so...
原来如此 That's what this is.
我其实只是个临时保姆 I'm just a... glorified babysitter.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
按照学校的政策 我们称它为实习生 As per school policy, we're calling it an internship.
这样我就不必付你薪水了 That way, I don't have to pay you.
嘉斯勃 看起来只有咱们俩个人了 So, Jasper, looks like it's just you and me.
你在看什么书 What are you reading?
"核攻击下的生存技巧" "Tips for surviving a nuclear attack."
长崎人当时根本没预见到 The people of Nagasaki never saw it coming.
我了解他们的感受 I know how they feel.
我和本明天打算做爱 So Ben and I are having sex tomorrow.
别在我孩子的扮装前说这话 Ew. Not in front of my kid's costume.
抱歉 这是我们的第一次 事关重大 Sorry. It's our first time. It's kind of a big deal.
第一次 我想做爱对你来说就像握手 First time? I thought sex was like shaking hands for you.
的确如此 我通常都会抓紧发展到那一步 It is. I like to get it over with early.
这样就没有什么压力 So there's no pressure.
但是和本 感情逐步升温 所以 But with Ben, there's been all this buildup, so...
-压力来了 -是的 - Pressure? - Yeah.
我喜欢他 很喜欢他 I like him... A lot.
希望我们的第一次令人难忘 And I want our first time to be great.
真窝心 That's sweet.
所以我要在唐人街买些性药 That's why I got some sex drugs in Chinatown.
有点扫兴 Less sweet.
"女性爱液" "Woman love fluid."
我得在上面贴个胶布 I gotta put some tape over that.
这玩意有用吗 This stuff work?
即使全喝了 也只是让我感觉良好 Even if it all it jacks up is my confidence,
那也足够了 that is good enough for me.
好吧 你觉得怎么样 Okay. What do you think?
看起来像只猫 是吗 This looks like a cat, right?
当然 从一只狼身边经过的样子 Sure, after it's passed through a coyote.
怎么回事 What is going on?
你一直都主张一切从简 You always go for easy costumes.
你有一次不是给佩妮的牛仔裤上 Didn't you once staple math tests
钉了数学测验卷 to Penny's jeans
还戏称为"聪明裤裤"吗 and send her out as "Smarty pants"?
是的 但是今年 汤姆的新女友 Yes, but this year, Tom's new girlfriend
主动说要给佩妮做扮装 offered to make Penny's costume,
所以我 当然说我来做 So I, of course, said I would.
该死 为什么那里没有中式扮装液 Damn, why is there no Chinese costume fluid?
你走运了 Well, you're in luck.
我在纽约有个朋友是服装设计师 I have a friend in New York that is a costume designer,
他得了三次托尼奖 and he has three Tony Awards.
那他会给我的孩子做猫扮装吗 And he'll make my kid's cat outfit?
很悲哀 他为了钱什么事都干 Sadly, he'll do anything for cash.
他吸可卡因上瘾极深 He's a huge cokehead.
那意味着他进度也很快 太棒了 That means he'll do it fast, too. That's great!
我是说 对我们而言 I-I mean, for us.
这可怜的人需要帮助 Poor guy needs help.
向他表示深深祈祷和祝福 My thoughts and prayers are with him.
你好 Hey there.
如果你是来开会的 会议刚结束 If you're, uh, here for the meeting, it just ended,
我相信你能看出来甜甜圈盒子里 as I'm sure you can tell by the massacre
已被洗劫一空了 at the doughnut box.
事实上 我只是 Actually, I was just...
想找人好好说说话 Really looking to talk to somebody.
我叫艾伦 Well, I'm Allen.
卡洛斯 Carlos.
卡洛斯 为何你不告诉我发生了什么事呢 Why don't you tell me what's going on with you, Carlos?
过来吧 Come on in.
好 好吧 Okay. All right.
我前几天晚上 I, uh... had a little incident
出了点小状况 a few nights ago.
我喝醉了 离家出走 Got loaded... and I left the house,
醒了以后什么都想不起来了 And, uh... I don't remember doing it.
你昏厥了是吧 Uh-huh, you blacked out, huh?
是啊 我真是很羡慕你们 Yeah, I'm so jealous of you guys.
想起来我每一次的畅饮狂欢 Uh, I was always cursed with total recall
闯下的祸 之后都能想起来 of every horrifying second of my benders.
这事常发生吗 So how often does this happen?
不常发生 It doesn't.
我通常不会喝那么多酒 只是最近的事 I usually don't drink that much. Just lately.
是吗 "最近"有多近 Yeah? Oh. So what's "Lately"?
我不知道 I don't know.
两个月 大概 Two months, maybe.
两个月以前发生什么事了吗 Something happen two months ago?
失业了 You lose your job?
你老婆离开你了 狗去世了 Did your wife leave you? Dog die?
没有 No.
我想不出什么 Nothing I can think of.
因为通常这种事情 'cause usually this sort of thing is triggered
都是被一些痛苦难忘的经历触发的 by some kind of traumatic incident.
我觉得这不是一个好主意 You know, I don't think this was such a good idea.
我并不想试图窥探 Hey, I wasn't trying to pry.
艾伦 多谢了 但是我真得走了 Allen, thanks, but I really gotta be going.
很高兴见到你 卡洛斯 Was good meeting you, Carlos.
听着 如果 Listen, if, uh,
你想谈 这是我的电话 you ever wanna talk, here's my cell.
不论何时 我都会接 Day or night, I'll pick up.
很感谢 Appreciate it.
祝你好运 Good luck to you.
布里 Bree.
什么 发生什么事了吗 What? Is everything all right?
我刚看见一些恶棍朝你的房子扔鸡蛋 I just saw some miscreants throwing eggs at your house.
我赶紧跑过来想抓住他们 I tried to run over and catch them,
但我晚了一步 but I was too late.
也许是孩子们在为万圣节热身 Ah, it's probably some kids warming up for Halloween.
不 不 不是孩子 他们大声嚷嚷着 No, no, it wasn't kids, and they shouted something
说房地产开发商的坏话 unpleasant about real estate developers,
还包括抵制澳洲人的言论 including an anti-australian slur.
我从来没听过诋毁澳洲人的话 Uh, I've never heard an anti-australian slur.
怎么说的 What was it?
我还是不要重复为好 I'd rather not repeat it.
关键是 对于查曼树林的开发案 The point is, there seems to be some strenuous opposition
看来有不少激愤的反对派 to the chapman woods development,
做为你的联络人 and as your liaison,
我想你应该考虑重新选址 I think you should consider relocating it.
好吧 All right.
我考虑一下 Let me consider it.
去 管他们呢 Nah. Screw 'em.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我已经花费十万美金 I already sunk $100,000 into moving this project
将这项工程从霍金斯湖搬走 from Hawkins lake,
我没有理由再这么做 And there's no way I'm doing it again.
霍金斯湖怎么了 Well... what happened at Hawkins lake?
当时万事俱备 推土机也准备就绪 We were all set to go, bulldozers at the ready,
结果环境影响研究 and then the environmental impact study
发现了五只濒临灭绝的黄斑蛙 turns up five endangered yellow-spotted frogs.
青蛙 Frogs?
是啊 那些黏糊糊的小怪物现在 Yeah. The slimy little bastards are now the proud owners
正在50亩湖滨房产上逍遥快活呢 of 50 acres of waterfront real estate.
好奇问问 你在查曼树林进行了 I'm just curious. Have you had your environmental impact study
环境影响研究吗 in Chapman Woods yet?
明天就去 但我并不担心 Uh, tomorrow, but I'm not worried.
我的人调查过那片森林的每一寸土地 My guys have been over every inch of it.
没发现半只可恶的两栖动物 Not a miserable amphibian in sight.
是啊 Yes.
想必一夜之间也不会大变样吧 And I can't imagine that would change overnight.
就为了只青蛙 他们会中止房产计划吗 They'd actually stop a construction project for a frog?
如果是只频临灭绝的黄斑蛙 他们就会 If it's an endangered yellow-spotted frog, they will.
快点 帮我找找 Now come on. Help me find some.
我好怕这些小东西 Ugh. Things creep me out.
你听说过 You know that story
公主亲吻了青蛙 where the princess has to kiss the frog,
让他变回王子的故事吗 太不靠谱了 turn him back into a prince? So not worth it.
我才不管他爸爸多有钱 I don't care how rich his dad was.
加布 你知道哪里没有青蛙吗 Gaby, you know where they don't have frogs?
监狱 如果我们不在本的建筑工地 Prison! Which is where we're gonna be
放几只青蛙 我们就得蹲牢房 if we don't plant some at Ben's construction site.
好吧 我来帮你 Fine. I'll help.
真恶心 Oh. Saw one. Ohh!
是那只吗 Oh, is that one?
它腿上有斑点吗 Does he have spots on his legs?
它腿上有斑点 He has to have spots on his legs.
你心灵手巧 回头自己伪造不就行了 Well, you're good with crafts. You can stencil some on later.
见鬼 Damn it!
这应该是男人的活儿 卡洛斯怎么不在 This is more of a boys thing. Why isn't Carlos here?
因为我还没告诉他施工的事 Because I didn't tell him about the construction.
什么 为什么 What? Why not?
因为他现在已经够焦头烂额了 Because he's got a lot on his plate right now.
实际上 他在举杯消愁 Or, actually, in his glass.
他最近喝得可多了 He's been drinking a lot.
真的吗 你要我和他谈谈吗 Really? Do you want me to speak to him?
不必了 他去了戒酒互助会 No. No. He's been going to A.A. Meetings.
他说遇上了一位很好的担保人 没事的 He said he met a great sponsor. He's doing fine.
我非常理解他目前的困境 I certainly understand what he's going through.
经历了这么多事 It's kind of a miracle
我居然没有借酒消愁 这真是奇迹 that I've stayed sober through all of this.
别动 你脚边有一只 Don't move. There's one by your foot.
今天会无比漫长 This is gonna be a long day.
你想玩电子游戏吗 So... you wanna play some video games?
有点新意行吗 That's original.
好吧 Okay. Um...
更有创造力的活动 Something more creative.
你想雕刻一盏空心南瓜灯吗 You wanna carve a jack-o'-lantern?
我宁愿戳瞎眼睛 I'd rather stick a knife in my eye.
还有漫长的36小时啊 Only 36 hours to go.
37小时 他经常迟到 37. He's always late.
我是糖果机器人3000 I am the candy-bot 3000.
请给我糖果 Please give candy.
M.J. 你看起来棒极了 我是说 Aw, M.J., you look amazing. I mean...
我是妈妈机器人3000 I am mom-bot 3000.
装扮通过 Costume approved.
你俩好傻 You guys sound stupid.
我并不在意你的侮辱 Your insult does not compute.
闭嘴 没人会在乎这愚蠢的机器人 Shut up! Nobody cares about being a dumb robot!
怎么回事啊 Hey, what's going on?
我讨厌万圣节的一切 I just hate all this Halloween stuff.
你怎么会讨厌万圣节呢 你可以扮上装 How can you hate a holiday that's all about dressing up
然后得到免费的糖果啊 and getting free candy?
这是一年里最美好的一天 It's the best day of the year.
嘉斯勃 你爸爸不让你庆祝万圣节吗 Jasper, does your dad not let you celebrate Halloween?
他说那是小孩子们过的节 He says it's for kids.
你知道自己是个小孩吧 You do know you're a kid, right?
好吧 就这样定了 Okay, that's it.
你和你爸爸要来和我们一起去 You and your father are coming
"不给糖就捣乱" trick-or-treating with us.
他绝不会同意的 He'll never go for that.
让我和他谈谈吧 Oh, you just let me talk to him.
我是个超级说客 I can be pretty persuasive.
我宁愿戳瞎眼睛 I'd rather stick a knife in my eye.
拜托 你儿子好想玩"不给糖就捣乱" Oh, come on. Your son is dying to go trick-or-treating.
只要几个小时 It's just a couple hours.
我得先画完这些画 Until I deliver these paintings,
这是我唯一在乎的 it's the only thing I care about.
再来一支烟 快活似神仙 That and a cigarette.
别偷看 还没画完 Don't look at this. It's not done.
加布 你能别抹消毒剂了吗 Gaby, will you stop with the sanitizer?
你会握不住方向盘的 Your hands are gonna slide right off the wheel.
我忍不住 I can't help it.
我还能感觉到那些黏糊糊的小东西 I can still feel those slimy things
在我的手指间爬来爬去 crawling through my fingers.
说到这点 Speaking of which,
我怎么没听见盒子里有动静 how come I don't hear anything moving in that box?
它们不会呱呱叫吗 Shouldn't they be croaking or something?
-也许它们在休息 -或是死了 - Maybe they're resting. - Or dead.
它们不会死了吧 You don't think they're dead, do you?
天啊 别拿到前排来 Oh, god! Don't bring that in the front seat.
我什么都没听到 I don't hear anything.
好吧 我努力保持镇静 All right. I'm trying to remain calm.
求你告诉我 我手臂上 Please tell me those are your long-webbed fingers
是你的蹼足 on my arm.
加布 千万别慌张 Gaby, do not panic.
把它弄走 Aah! Get it off!
冷静 冷静 Stay calm! Stay calm!
别慌张 Don't panic!
-看路 -天啊 爬到我腿上了 - Watch the road! - Oh, god! I think it's on my leg!
别歪来扭去的 Stop swerving!
我在盖盖子 I'm trying to get the lid back on!
把它弄走 Get it off me!
小心 它爬到了刹车踏板下面 Careful! It's crawling under the brake pedal!
它又跳开啦 Not anymore!
它们逃跑了 跑得好快 Oh, they're getting away! They're so fast!
它们怎么可能灭绝啊 What the hell could endanger them?!
洗车也洗不掉那滩黏液了 Ohh! Detailing is never gonna get that out!
我们完蛋了 We're so screwed.
你能别再念叨了吗 Will you please stop saying that?
12小时后 那些推土机就会破土动工 In 12 hours, those bulldozers are gonna break ground.
我觉得"我们完蛋了"这句话 I think the phrase "We are so screwed"
说多少遍都不够 cannot be said enough.
咱们肯定有办法的 There must be something we can do.
他们会找到亚历亨德罗的尸体 They're gonna find Alejandro's body.
然后 然后进行调查 They'll--they'll do an investigation.
就会知道他是我的继父 They'll learn he's my stepfather.
除非 Unless...
除非什么 Unless what?
除非根本就没有什么尸体 There's no body to be found.
妈妈 我要穿猫咪装了 Mom, I need my cat costume.
简和爸爸马上就到了 Dad and Jane will be here soon.
我在最后加工下 I'm just putting on the finishing touches.
查货号码是jhkwrxa The tracking number is jhkwrxa.
我也不清楚为什么查货号码都是字母 I'm not sure why the tracking numbers are all letters,
这可是你们体系的问题 所以 but it's your system, so--
没事了 没事了 货到了 Oh, forget it, forget it. There he is.
看上面 看上面 别摁门铃 Up here! Up here! Don't--don't ring the doorbell.
家里有婴儿 刚睡着 I just put my baby down for a nap.
把包裹扔上来 Toss the package up here.
我接得到 都是三个儿子的妈了 快 I'll catch it. I have three sons. Come on!
真准 Nice.
我等不及了 让我看看 I can't wait any longer. Let me see.
做好了 给你 Finished. All yours.
谢谢妈妈 Thanks, mom.
你竟然自己一个人做好了这件衣服 I can't believe you made this all by yourself.
斯加沃太太 您还没签收呢 Mrs. Scavo! I need a signature!
快去试试 快点儿 Let's go try it on. Come on.
-好吧 -快去 - Okay. - Go, go.
你没有做一头帅气却胆小的狮子 I'm just saying you are one good wig
在我看来表现真不错 away from being a fantastic cowardly lion.
少来这一套 你个女巫 Drop it, witch.
说一遍给我听听 Just say it for me once.
"我相信幽灵的存在 "I do believe in spooks.
我确定一定以及肯定幽灵的存在" I do, I do, I do believe in spooks."
我来是因为你把我的画藏起来了 Look, I'm only here because you kidnapped my painting.
我只是来玩两个小时的"不给糖就捣蛋" The ransom was two hours of trick-or-treating,
不用化妆和道具 也不聊天 No costume, no chitchat.
我来这就是熬过每一分钟 All I'm doing is counting the minutes
然后到时间回去工作 till I can get back to work.
赚到了 你看 Score. Check it out.
他们给我好大的花生酱杯子 They had giant peanut butter cups.
进展得不错 宝贝儿 Nice going, sweetie.
他们给我一块炸弹巧克力 你要尝尝吗 I got a chocolate bomb. You want some?
不用了 哥们 我只想回去 No, thanks, pal. What I want is to go.
可是还有一半的邻居家 我都没去敲过门 But we've only done half the street.
好吧 你看这样行不行 Okay, well, tell you what.
咱们现在离开这儿 我给你20块 What if we leave now, and I'll give you 20 bucks?
你买什么糖都行 You can buy all the candy you like.
你爸爸逗你玩呢 快去敲下一家的门 Your father's just messing with you. Run on ahead.
我保证会很快的 安德烈 I promise I'll go fast, Andre.
他叫你"安德烈" He calls you "Andre"?
对 我让他这么叫的 Oh, yeah, I prefer it.
"爸爸"一词对我们之间的关系而言 "Dad" isn't an accurate characterization
描述得不够准确 of our relationship.
他是你儿子 He's your son.
是她的儿子 He's her son.
从血缘关系上讲 他是你儿子 Biologically, he's yours.
从实际效果上讲 他在妨碍我的工作 Ontologically, he's getting in the way of my work.
从心理学上讲 你真是个孤立反社交狂 Well, psychologically, you're a freakin' sociopath.
你没发现那个孩子 Do you see how desperately that boy
多努力地想和你交流吗 is trying to connect with you?
结果你尽一切可能地把人家推开 And you do everything you can to push him away.
我对人际关系毫无兴趣 I'm not interested in the relationship.
可真有个性 Tough.
但他不是一本小说 你不感兴趣 I mean, he's not a novel you can just toss aside,
就随手扔一边 if it's boring.
也不是一幅画 你不喜欢 Or a painting you just walk past
走开就是了 'cause it's not interesting.
他是一个人 他有感情 He's a person with feelings.
你继续讲 这样时间真的过得挺快 Okay, just keep going. This is really making the time fly by.
几周以来 我一直想取悦你 I have spent the last few weeks trying to get you to like me,
但我刚刚才发现 我并不喜欢你这个人 and I just realized something. I don't like you.
你那幅画在工具室里 Your painting is in the utility closet
就是教室旁边那间 next to your classroom.
你回去雕琢你的大作吧 Go take care of your masterpiece.
我来替你看孩子 I'll take care of your son.
你好 Hi.
我还能参加"不给糖就捣蛋" Thank you for letting me tag along
要多谢你 trick-or-treating.
克洛伊已经20岁了 Chloe's 20 now,
所以我特怀念孩子们的游戏 so I'm nostalgic for things like this.
那你真幸运 我最大的双胞胎儿子 Aw, you're lucky. My older kids
也20了 但他还是不停地让我怀孕 are 20 as well, but this one kept knocking me up,
所以现在我要90岁才有机会怀念了 so now I won't get to be nostalgic until I'm 90.
那... 佩妮准备好没 So... is Penny ready?
我们要去萨拉索塔餐厅 'cause we gotta get to the McAllisters'
晚了就没有爆米花球了 before they run out of popcorn balls.
她在试猫咪装 She's just putting on her costume...
我亲手缝制的 that I sewed with my hands,
我非常引以为豪 and I'm pretty proud of it.
妈妈 Mom!
这衣服太棒了 This is amazing.
你看 我这只猫还有一条鞭子呢 Look. I'm a kitten with a whip.
喵 Meow.
这条鞭子 This is just
是用来防狗的 in case she's attacked by dogs.
你还为这套衣服自豪 You're proud of this?
对 我觉得挺可爱的 Yep. I thought it was cute.
她穿这个就可以去"不给钱就捣蛋"了 Yeah, if she's trick-or-treating for dollar bills!
简直太不适合她的年龄了 It's completely inappropriate!
宝贝儿 上楼去 Honey, go back upstairs
穿上你那条"聪明裤裤" and see if you can find those "Smarty pants."
一定要换吗 Do I have to?
佩妮 这套衣服你是不是没有穿完整 Penny, are you sure you put the whole costume on?
我都穿上了 I think so.
下面没有一条裙子吗 There wasn't a skirt that went with it?
我确定这套衣服下面要配一条裙子 'cause I'm pretty sure a skirt was a part of that pattern.
对吗 Right?
对对 是有条裙子 Yeah, yeah. There was.
那我肯定能帮你找到你妈做的那条裙子 Well, I'd bet I could help you find that skirt your mom made.
你肯定可以 I bet you could.
上楼 Go on.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat?!
保持状态 Hold that thought.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat?!
你们的装扮真漂亮 What amazing costumes.
可别用你的钩子打我 Now don't get me with your hook.
看看你 真是世界上最漂亮的 And look at you. Aren't you the prettiest little princess
小 公主 in the whole... world...
现在 看看能不能找到点我中意的 Now... let's see if we can find something "fun size"
万圣节犒赏 for me to enjoy.
是不是 Whoa! Is it, uh...
屋子里是不是挺热的 is it hot in here?
倒没觉得 Uh... don't think so.
好吧 Okay.
我大概是该 脱掉一件 Maybe I should, uh, take off a layer.
你还好吧 You all right?
我不是很确定 我有点 I'm not sure. I've got this...
喉咙有点紧 this tightness in my throat.
是啊 眼睛也有点泛泪光 Yeah, and your eyes look a little glassy.
你确定你没事吗 Uh, you sure you're okay?
我们可以改天再来的 We can do this another night, you know.
不不不 我没事 真的 No, no, no. I'm fine, really.
过来吧 爷们 Now... get over here, big man.
那有蜘蛛网和蝙蝠的房子呢 What about the house with the spiderwebs and the bats?
也吓不住你吗 That didn't scare you?
是啊 要吓住我也没那么容易 Nah, it takes a lot more than that to scare me. Aah!
你怎么进来的 How did you get in here?
这个在门垫下 This was under the mat.
藏得挺好啊 It's a great hiding place, by the way.
害我整整花了四秒钟 Had me stumped for a good four seconds.
妈妈 Mommy?
我们能去交换糖果吗 Can we go trade candy?
你们得问问嘉斯勃的 Well, you'll have to ask Jasper's...
安德烈 Andre.
行 没关系 Yeah, it's fine.
好啊 耶 All right. Yeah.
以为你要回去把画画完呢 Thought you were gonna finish your painting.
我是要去 I will.
但我在想你说的话 But I was thinking about what you said.
然后你意识到你的行事方式有多不对 And you realized the error of your ways
就跑来告诉我吗 and came to tell me that?
老天 你的小宇宙就这么运转是吗 God. Is that how things work in your world?
我理解你不喜欢我 大多数人都不喜欢 Look, I get you don't like me. Most people don't.
这我已经习以为常 不在乎就是了 I've learned to live with that mainly by not caring.
我想你还是在乎的 Oh. I think you care.
向上帝发誓 我真不 I swear to god I don't.
你一定得理解 苏珊 You have to understand, Susan.
我的作品一定是放在第一位的 My work is always gonna come first.
比嘉斯勃还重要 Even before Jasper?
我正要说这个 我听进去你说的话了 That's what I was getting to. I heard what you said.
他是我儿子 He is my son.
我会尽力做个好父亲 And I'm gonna try to be a better dad.
我敢说这样会让你成为更好的画家 Well, I bet it'll make you a better painter.
我敢说不会 I bet it won't.
你得知道作为一名真正的艺术家 You need to know something about being a true artist.
这种天赋 这种诅咒 不管是什么 This--this gift, this curse, whatever it is--
它会耗尽你的精力 抹杀别的一切 It consumes you and blots out everything else--
朋友 家人 所有一切 Friends, family, everything.
我绝不会让这种事发生在我身上 I would never let that happen to me.
你可能别无选择 You may not have a choice.
不给糖就 Trick or...
奇怪 他们都没等我给糖 That's weird. They didn't even wait for the candy.
晚饭怎么样了 How's dinner coming?
就快要 我的天啊 Oh, it's just about r-- oh, my god.
你这是怎么回事 What happened to you?
什么 What?
你得去看医生 You need to see a doctor.
就起了点疹子而已 别傻了 Oh. Over this little rash? Don't be silly.
站好了 别在那跑圈圈 Stand still, stop running in circles.
我没动 I'm not moving.
这可不妙 Oh, that's not good.
那个 我又想了想 You know, o-on second thought,
我其实感觉不是太 I'm not really feeling very...
好吧 好吧 Oh, okay. Okay.
绝对该去看医生了 Definitely time for a doctor.
差不多好了 Almost finished.
十分钟从夜猫变家猫 Wow, from cathouse to house cat in ten minutes.
你完全该以这个为职业 You could do this professionally.
你是说像做这套服装的人一样吗 You mean like the person who made it?
我可能是 Yeah. I may have...
稍微夸张了一下我的缝纫技能 slightly overexaggerated my sewing skills.
我大概是 觉得 I guess... I was feeling...
我从没这样过 This is new for me.
对我来说也是 It's new for me, too.
你会出卖我吗 You gonna bust me?
难道就为了炫耀 For trying to look good?
勒奈特 我丈夫为了瑞典来的交换生 Lynette, when my husband left me
离开我的时候 for our swedish au pair,
我去给我女儿买了辆车 I went out and bought my daughter a car.
她才13岁 She was 13.
那就不用说了 Well, then it's official.
你什么都比我强 连贿赂都一样 You're better at everything, even bribery.
拜托 你以前有过事业 Please. You had a career
养育了五个孩子 and raised five kids.
我连一个都差点照顾不过来 I could barely keep it together with one.
谁说我都能照顾过来了 Who says I kept it together?
我觉得你做得挺好的 I think you're doing pretty great.
你聪明 又有自信 You're smart, confident.
实际上 听起来可能会有点怪 In fact, this might sound a little weird,
但 你看起来像是可以跟我做朋友的人 But... you seem like the kind of person I could be friends with.
这并不奇怪 It doesn't sound weird.
你刚才在楼下替我解围 Before, when you saved my ass out there,
那就是朋友会做的事 that was the kind of thing a friend does.
乐意帮助 Happy to help.
那 Then...
我能不能再求你件事 Can I ask you to help me with something else?
当然 Sure.
你能不能别再... You think maybe you could stop
把我丈夫从我身边夺走呢 trying to take my husband away from me?
什么 What?
你离过婚 Your marriage ended.
你知道这是什么感觉 You know what this feels like.
这可不公平 Whoa. Whoa. That's not fair.
我们的情况完全不一样 The circumstances were completely different.
可能是不一样 Maybe they were.
可你还是清楚这有多痛苦 But you still know how it hurts.
我请求你 拜托 So I'm asking you, please,
收手吧 back off.
好吗 Okay?
你觉得我会因为你无法接受 You think I'm gonna give up on him
自己的婚姻告终 而放弃他 just because you can't accept your marriage is over?
我们养育了五个孩子 We have five kids.
其中一个还只是婴儿 One of them is just a baby.
我不会把我丈夫拱手让人 I'm not letting my husband go without a fight.
照汤姆的说法 你总爱挑起争执 Well, according to Tom, you're always looking for a fight.
我前夫也是这样 My ex was like that, too.
所以当你找到可以和平共处的人 You know, and when you find somebody who isn't,
你就会想紧紧抓住他们 you wanna hang on to them.
你该把这个给佩妮 You should give this to Penny.
好了 女儿们都睡了 听着门铃声 Okay, the girls are asleep. Listen for the doorbell
以防还有晚上门的"不给糖就捣乱"的孩子 in case there are some late trick-or-treaters.
我知道该怎么做 I know the drill.
别等我了 我会很晚回来 Oh, and don't wait up for me. I'll be late.
我们要带勒奈特出去喝酒 We're taking Lynette out for a drink.
真对不起 Oh. Sorry.
我没事 加布 I'm fine, Gaby.
这是她第一个没有汤姆和孩子们 It's just her first holiday
在身边的节日 without Tom and the kids,
我们想带她出去过个尽兴之夜 so we wanna give her a fun night out,
让她振奋下精神 you know, to boost her spirits.
再会 Bye.
我们今晚要把尸体挖出来 We're digging up the body tonight?
我们别无选择 We have no choice.
本的推土机明早就要开始伐树了 Ben's bulldozers start tearing up the woods tomorrow morning.
卡洛斯和苏珊去哪儿了 Where are Carlos and Susan?
卡洛斯现在情绪不太好 Carlos is not in a good place right now.
我不想把他吓坏了 I didn't wanna freak him out.
而苏珊近来一直紧张兮兮的 And Susan has done nothing but freak out,
所以就咱仨了 so it's just us.
走吧 Come on.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
难以置信 I... I can't believe this.
我们要再弃一次尸 We're getting rid of a dead body again.
我知道 真对不起 I know. I'm so sorry.
没事 我刚跟我丈夫的 No, I just spent the evening
新女友相处了一晚 with my husband's new girlfriend.
这安排听起来不错了 This doesn't sound so bad.
你感觉如何 How you feeling?
好多了 Better.
给我打了皮质酮[肾上腺素] They gave me a shot of cortisone.
医生说是我吃坏了东西 The doctor said it was something I ate.
也许是草莓或坚果 Maybe strawberries or nuts.
真的吗 他告诉我是喝了女性爱液 Really? Uh, he told me it was the woman love fluid.
好吧 回见 认识你很高兴 Okay. Good-bye. Nice knowing you.
我是说 你清楚 I mean, you do know
你大可不必给自己下药的 对吧 you're not supposed to roofie yourself, right?
走开 Go away.
我不明白 Well, I don't get it.
你为什么会服那种东西 Now why would you take something like that?
因为 我想让今晚与众不同 Because... I wanted tonight to be special, okay?
而且 And...
自从我离婚 我再没跟谁在一起过 Because I haven't been with anyone since my divorce.
你... You...
我刚搬来的时候 你还不知道我叫什么 When I moved here, you offered me sex
就已经主动要上门献身了 before you even knew my name.
是啊 但那是在... Well, yeah, but that was before...
我能把床单扯回来吗 Can I put the sheet back on?
那是在我意识到自己有多喜欢你之前 That was before I realized how much I like you.
我也喜欢你 Well, I like you, too.
你一个人遮在下面 想有人陪吗 Uh, would you like some, uh, company under there?
不给糖就捣乱 Trick or treat
说完这话 您就该给我糖了 Uh, so this is the part where you give me candy.
这事我没懂 不是说 I don't know about this. What ever happened
"再也不要回到犯罪现场"吗 to "Never return to the scene of the crime"?
她说得对 She's got a point.
我们只是需要 We just need to do this
尽可能干脆利落地处理完 in the most efficient manner possible--
找到坟墓 挖出尸体 Find the grave, dig up the body...
这些听起来还容易 Sounds easy so far.
用防水布裹好 用几块砖加重 Wrap it in a tarp, weight it down with some bricks
然后一起扔进河里 and toss it in the lake.
我车里有所有工具 I have all the supplies in my trunk,
还带了干净的毛巾 消毒洗手液 along with clean towels, hand sanitizer,
万一恶臭难忍 还准备了口罩 and breathing masks in case the stench is overwhelming.
谁想猜猜尸体入土两个月以后 Anyone wanna guess what a corpse looks like
是什么样子 after two months in the ground? Ohh.
是啊 是只剩下骨头 Oh, yeah. Is it just bones,
还是也变质成别的什么了 Or is there, like, other stuff, too?
你听见什么声音了吗 Did you hear something?
是啊 那是什么 Yeah. What is that?
谁在那儿 Who's there?
是谁 Who is that?!
-我不知道 -我们该怎么办 - I don't know. - What do we do?
-快跑 -好 - Run. - Okay!
不 分开跑 No! Split up.
他去哪儿了 走了吗 Where'd he go? Is he gone?
暂时吧 我们得抓紧了 For now, but we gotta hurry.
我想就在附近了 我认识这里 I-I think we're close. I recognize this area.
天啊 吓得我魂飞魄散 Oh, god, this is creeping me out.
就算是万圣节也于事无补 Well, it doesn't help that it's Halloween.
我们赶紧把他挖出来 干完拉倒 Let's just dig him up and get this over with.
好吧 Okay.
加布 Gaby?
勒奈特 Lynette?
我的天 Oh, my god.
姑娘们 Ladies?
姑娘们 Ladies!
布里 Bree?
妄想症 Paranoia...
是种无端的幻觉 It's the irrational feeling
以为全世界都在与你为敌 that the whole world is against you.
不 No.
但当你发现真有人要对付你 But it's no longer paranoia when you discover...
它就不再是无端幻觉了 that someone really is out to get you.