《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
我喜欢这份工作 I love this job.
汤姆的事业飞黄腾达 Tom's career took off.
是你给了我信心去抓住机会 And you gave me the confidence to jump at it.
我可以一枪崩了你 也可以这么做 I could kill you right now, or I could do this.
菲丽莎决定与保罗休战 Felicia made peace with Paul...
不必为保罗担忧 And don't you worry about Paul.
或是他以为如此 Or so he thought.
我会让他血债血偿 I'll make him pay for what he did to you.
我是你的业主 我有权进屋 Look, I'm your landlord. I have a right to come in.
反而是苏珊带给他希望 But it was Susan who gave him hope.
我记得我曾与这样一个男人为邻 I remember a guy that used to live on this street.
隔着三幢楼都能听见他爽朗的笑声 He had a laugh you could hear three houses away.
我不再是从前的我了 I'm not that man anymore.
我想你可以的 I think you can be.
你的生命里不能缺谁 Who do you want in your life--
布里还是我 选吧 me or Bree? Choose.
然后加布做出了选择 And Gaby made a decision.
-我能投靠你一段日子吗 -当然可以 - Can I stay with you for a while? - Of course.
孩子们 快进去吧 Girls, come on. Go on in.
布里·范德坎普偶尔会发现她的家 Bree Van De Kamp had occasionally found her home
有害虫侵入 invaded by household pests.
她的处理方法简单粗暴 And her manner of dealing with them was ruthless.
一拍即中 She smashed them.
施以毒药 She poisoned them.
直接枪决 She executed them.
但是对于最近入侵的 But when it came to the latest pests
这些"害虫"们 who had invaded Bree's home...
消灭是万万不可的 Extermination was not an option.
孩子们 你们的鞋上怎么全是泥 Girls! There's mud on your shoes!
全是泥啊 Mud on your shoes!
孩子们 我们在这是客人 Girls! We are guests here!
我不是教你们要把脚擦干净吗 What have I said about wiping your feet?
对不起 Sorry.
不不不 千万别 No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no!
就-- 算了吧 Just--uh, uh, never mind.
都三周没下过雨了 It hasn't rained in three weeks.
她们在哪蹭得这么多泥啊 Where did they find mud?
她们不用故意去蹭 泥也会自己找上门 Honey, they don't find mud. Mud finds them.
虽说我们一起住得很愉快 So, um, speaking of the fun we've been having,
你觉得你多久能和卡洛斯和好 how long do you think it'll be before you and Carlos make up
你们就都能回家了 and you can all... go back home?
过些天再说吧 Eh, a few days.
先让他尝尝独守空房的滋味 He'll be sitting alone in that house,
等他意识到那房子是多么大 多么冷清 realizing how big it is, how quiet it is...
多么干净 How clean it is.
然后他就会像哈巴狗一样来这摇尾乞怜 Then he'll show up here with that hangdog look on his face,
求我们回家 begging us to come back.
妈妈 西利娅打我 Mom! Celia hit me!
那你打回去呀 Then hit her back!
加布 不能这么教孩子啊 Gaby, don't tell her to do that.
我宁愿她们自己解决 要不 I'd rather they settle it. Otherwise,
我就得亲自过问了 I have to go in there.
那样才是一个母亲该做的 走吧 That's what a mother does. Come on.
孩子们 如果你们休战 Girls, if you stop fighting,
我就奖励你们新鲜出炉的...曲奇 then I'll let you have some fresh baked... cookies?!
那盘子里可有好几十块呢 There were two dozen cookies on that plate.
你就不该把食物放在台面上 Yeah, you can't leave food out.
她们跟熊有一拼 你应该绑在树上 They're like bears. You gotta tie it up in a tree.
加布 正好你也在 何不趁这个机会 Uh, Gaby, while you're here, this might be a good time
教教她们什么叫... 规矩 to teach them a little... discipline.
规矩 你在说什么 Discipline? What are you talking about?
这又不是摔坏盘子之类严重的事 It's not like the plate's broken.
我晕 Oh, boy.
是的 布里·范德坎普终于遇到了两只 Yes, Bree Van Ve Kamp had finally met two pests
让她束手无策的"害虫" she couldn't smash, poison, or shoot.
我要找个垃圾袋 Okay, I'm gonna need a garbage bag.
如果那盘子是古董 那我就去找胶水 Unless it was an antique. Then I need glue.
但这不意味着她就忍气吞声了 That's not to say she wasn't sorely tempted.
做好事的不一定都是"雷锋" Good deeds aren't always done for the purest of reasons.
也许是为博美人一笑 We may be trying to impress.
也许是于心有愧 We may be acting out of guilt.
也许是期望回报 We may be expecting something in return.
但是 偶尔 But occasionally,
做好事真的是发乎真心 a good deed comes straight from the heart.
这是什么 Wow. What's this?
你的午餐 我做了火腿芝士三明治 Your lunch. I got ham, ham and cheese,
那块是火腿石子三明治 不小心掉地上了 and that one's ham and gravel. I dropped it.
苏珊 你没必要一直为我做这些 Susan, you don't have to keep doing this.
我愿意 你是我的新项目 先生 I want to. You're my new project, mister.
你的项目 Your project?
是的 保罗·杨 Yes. Paul Young,
阶段二 我们要规划一下你的人生 phase two-- where we figure out what you are doing with your life,
设置一些新目标 Set some new goals.
你曾试图摧毁我们的街区 Now... you tried destroying the neighborhood.
这目标实施不了了 那下一步呢 That didn't work out. What's next?
我也不清楚该做什么 I don't know what I wanna do.
目前所有东西都被我弄得一团糟 I've made such a mess of everything so far.
不对 阶段二是关于未来的 不是过去 No, no. Phase two is about the future, not the past.
所以即刻起 我们只能向前看 So from now on, we are only looking forward.
天啊 你快回头看 Oh, my god! Look behind you!
你好 苏珊 Hello, Susan.
嗨 菲丽莎 Oh. Hey, Felicia.
"嗨 菲丽莎" "Hey, felicia"?!
你知道她在这啊 You knew she was in your house?
我 我还以为你在蹲监狱呢 I-I thought you were in prison.
都出来好几周了 这三明治看起来不错啊 Oh, I've been out for weeks. What nice sandwiches.
你现在专门给保罗做饭吗 Are you cooking for Paul now?
对啊 给保罗 Yeah, for Paul...
就是你不惜切掉自己的手指去诬陷的那个人 The guy that you cut off your fingers to frame.
苏珊 都过去了 It's all right, Susan.
我和菲丽莎已经达成共识了 Felicia and I have reached an understanding.
既然我们又要做邻居了 We can hardly keep squabbling,
就不能从早吵到晚 now that we're going to be neighbors again.
等等 你住这吗 Wait. You're living here?
住对面 Right across the street.
我过来收拾一些贝丝的遗物 I just came by to pick up some of Beth's things.
不过我觉得那幅漂亮的油画你该留着 Although I think you should keep that pretty oil painting.
是她特地送你的 She made for you.
等下 你认识贝丝 Hang on. You--you knew Beth?
你还没告诉她啊 You didn't tell her.
还没聊到那呢 The topic doesn't exactly introduce itself.
贝丝是菲丽莎的女儿 Beth was Felicia's daughter.
什么 What?
如果你真是贝丝的... So you're Beth's...
而你也知道这事 And you knew...
那与你朝夕相处的... And you're living...
我得找个地方坐下 I need to sit down.
以后也会经常遇到这种场景 We're gonna get a lot of this.
菲丽莎·蒂尔曼是贝丝的母亲 So Felicia Tillman was Beth's mother?
那个"咔-咔"的剪刀手蒂尔曼 你确定 "Snip-snip" Tillman? You sure?
没错 Yep.
郊区的生活真是精彩啊 And people say the suburbs are boring?
很好 这条街上又多了个疯子 Great. Now we've got another nut job living on the street.
其实 Actually...
保罗没大家想得那么糟 Paul is not so bad.
你到那干什么去了 Yeah, what were you doing over there?
给他送吃的 看看他状态如何 Bringing him food. Uh, checking up on him.
确保他平安无事 Making sure he's okay.
为什么 Why?
因为我很同情他 'cause I feel bad for him.
他的两任妻子都以自杀收场 The poor guy has had two wives kill themselves.
所以我的同情心都集中在他死去的妻子身上 And here I was concentrating all my pity on the dead people.
苏珊 你可要小心了 Susan, be careful.
没错 我们知道你的肾是贝丝给的 Yeah, we understand Beth gave you a kidney,
但你并不欠保罗什么 But you don't owe Paul anything.
这我知道 I know I don't.
只是这个肾让我得以重生 But that kidney gave me a second chance in life,
请原谅我这么说 And I'm sorry.
我们应该给保罗改过自新的机会 I feel that Paul deserves the same thing.
为了咱俩 为了咱们的装修公司 To us, our decorating firm,
更为了咱们的新胜利 and our latest triumph,
即德兰尼家浴室的装饰而干杯 The Delaney bathroom.
今天 装了地铁牌瓷砖和节水马桶 Today, Subway Tile and a low-flow toilet.
明天先别让德兰尼先生 Tomorrow, not walking in on Mr. Delaney
用这新马桶 on the low-flow toilet.
这是在杂货店买的 没错吧 You bought this at a drugstore, didn't you?
丹佩尼翁这名字多可爱[仿唐佩尼翁] Come on. "Dan Perrignon." It's cute.
教你个常识 下次挑选香槟 A little tip-- when picking champagne,
记得玩文字游戏的都是山寨货 wordplay usually isn't a selling point.
今天这么早就回来了啊 Hey. You're home early.
还没下班 回来拿些文档 No, just forgot some files.
之后马上赶回去 Head straight back to the office.
你们在喝丹佩尼翁 要庆祝什么 Ooh! Dan perrignon! What are you guys celebrating?
我和雷尼今天完成了一项设计 Renee and I finished a design job today.
没错 我们今天赚了293块 Yeah. We actually cleared $293.
当然 算上这瓶酒就只赚了290块 Well, $290 after this champagne.
咱们还只是个小公司嘛 Hey, we're a small company.
你怎么一口没喝啊 Why is the glass always half empty with you?
对了 我应该早点想到的 Hey, I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.
我刚拿到一笔预算 I just got my budget.
可以从里面抽出一部分重新装修办公室 There's some money in there to redecorate my office.
你们公司能搞定这事吗 How about you guys do it?
这个 我们正忙着 Uh, well, we're a little busy.
两万块的预算 It's 20 grand.
忙着感谢你 Busy thanking you.
你让我们承包 你真伟大 You'd let us do that? You're amazing!
这笔钱对我们来说可不是小数目 That would be huge for our company.
我的新工作让我们最近有点疏远了 Look, I know this new job's put a bit of a strain on us.
这个办法倒是能多出点时间 This might be a good way to sneak in
见到对方 a little extra time together.
你们能接下这2万块的工程吗 So you think you can do something for 20 grand?
虽说这样的场合并不正式 This may be the dog shampoo talking,
但为了2万块 but for 20 grand,
我宣布我们会好好装修你的办公室 we will decorate your office...
再替你教训教训员工 and whack an employee of your choosing.
室友 你好啊 Hey, roomie!
你好 室友 Hello... roomie.
花很漂亮 Those are beautiful.
是我女儿送你的 They're for you from the girls.
打碎了你的镜子 她们特内疚 They felt terrible about breaking your mirror.
你是想说打碎的盘子吧 Oh. You mean my serving dish.
看来你还没上楼啊 Oh, you haven't been upstairs yet.
加布 Gaby!
你看这花多漂亮啊 But look how beautiful.
我去趟教堂 I'm going to church.
不是刚才去过了吗 Weren't you just there?
我去祈祷祈祷 因为显然之前的不管用 I need to do some more praying. Apparently, it's not working.
在找车主吗 我就是 If you're looking for the owner, that's me.
你知不知道 你挡着我的车道了 Are you aware that you're blocking my driveway?
知道 那你知不知道 Yeah. Are you aware
你私自坐在我的车里是违法的 that you illegally entered my vehicle?
我是为了引起你的注意 Well, I needed to get your attention.
但你还是违法了 Doesn't make it legal.
别想嫁罪于我 Oh, don't try to make this my fault.
你挡着我的车道也是违法的 Blocking my driveway is illegal.
没错 但是私闯民车可是犯罪行为 Yes, but breaking into my car is criminal.
是吗 现在报警 Really? Let's call 9-1-1.
看看警察怎么说 I'd love to get a policeman's opinion on that.
警察来了 You just did.
老天 你就是警察 Oh, my. You are a policeman.
查克·万斯刑警 紫藤郡警局的 Detective Chuck Vance, fairview P.D.
菲丽莎蒂尔曼还在假释中 Your neighbor Mrs. Tillman's a parolee.
我例行公事查看一下 不过现在看来 I was paying a routine call. But now it appears
这条街上危险的女人可不止她一个 that she's not the only dangerous woman on the street.
我 我不知道自己犯了什么法 不过 Look, I-I don't know what laws I may have broken, but--
非法入侵 胡乱摆弄警车 Unlawful trespass, tampering with a police vehicle,
恶意损害他人财产 malicious mischief...
好吧 好吧 抱歉 我今天太累了 Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm just so frazzled today.
一个朋友住到我家来 A friend of mine is staying with me,
她两个女儿就像破坏分子 and her two girls are absolute monsters.
弄得我都想借用一下你的枪了 In fact, I don't suppose I could borrow your gun?
你还要枪毙未成年人 To shoot the children?
我是开玩笑的 I was joking.
我也是开玩笑的 So was I.
抱歉挡了你的路 I'm sorry I blocked your car.
这个 那个 Uh, well, um...
我也抱歉 闯进你的车 I-I'm sorry that, um, I got into yours.
这个我会跟法官说的 I'll tell that to the judge.
肯定只让你在社区劳役 I'm sure you'll get off with community service.
等等 Wait.
你说什么 What?
这也是玩笑 Still joking.
-我要抓到你 给我过来 -不要啊 - I'm gonna get you! You come back here! - No! No! No!
加布 Gaby?
哦对 别跑了小家伙 Oh. Right. Girls! No running!
你就这么喊一句 Is that all you're gonna do?
当然不是 下次我会绊倒她们其中一个 Of course not. Next time I'll trip one of them.
你也可以采取严厉些的手段 Or perhaps you could try taking a firmer hand.
得了吧 我什么没试过 Oh, please. I've tried everything.
我还送给她们一只狗 I even bought them a puppy
说她们要是不听话就杀了它 just so I could threaten to kill it.
结果她们要看我杀狗的过程 They asked if they could watch.
我是受不了了 Well, I can't take it anymore.
我跟她们讲讲道理行吗 Would you mind if I talked to them?
说不定外人的批评 Perhaps hearing it from somebody else
她们听得进去 would make the difference.
你什么意思 布里 What are you saying, Bree?
你这个妈妈比我更称职吗 You think you're a better mother than me?
我不会用绊倒来弄伤她们 Well, not to cast aspersions on tripping
也不会杀宠物 and killing puppies,
我有别的办法 But there are other approaches.
那好吧 优秀妈妈[同修道院院长] Okay, mother superior.
你觉得自己能管得住她们俩 You think you can get those girls to behave?
请便吧 Be my guest.
对了 要是妹妹告状 不用理会 Oh, and if the little one charges, move.
她告的状都是些类似在帝国大厦上 It's like someone dropping a sack of flour
往下撒面粉的不值一提的事 off the Empire State Building.
孩子们 听我说 Girls, I need to talk to you.
等会儿 我们在玩死斗 Not now. We're playing death match.
在我家不许打架 We do not fight in this house
更不能把手工染的绸缎枕头当武器 with pillows made of hand-dyed silk.
我数三声 一 Now I am gonna count to three. One...
二 Two...
你们知道我数到三之后要干什么吗 Do you know what happens after three?
再数四 Four?
给我把枕头放下 Put the pillows down.
相信你们都听过这样一句话 Now, I am sure you've heard the expression,
"我的家 我做主" "My house, my rules."
没听过 No.
那我现在告诉你 我的家我做主 Well, there is an expression-- "My house, my rules."
只要你们住在我家 And as long as you are staying here with me,
就得乖乖的 要讲礼貌 You will behave properly. You will mind your manners,
要做家务活 别人说话要认真听 You will do your chores. You will listen when spoken to.
而且 她们去哪了 And-- where are they going?
我刚才没注意 你教育她们什么 Hmm? I wasn't paying attention. What were you telling 'em?
孩子们 回来 Girls, get back here!
别得意 教规矩的关键就是持之以恒 Don't smirk. The key to discipline is consistency.
我不会放弃的 And I will not give up.
她们也不会放弃的 布里 Neither will they, Bree.
绝不会放弃的 Neither will they.
早知道汤姆和一群帅气多金的男人工作 Wow, if I knew Tom was working with so many handsome rich men,
我就穿件更低胸点的上衣了 I would have worn a lower top.
更低 你说的是腰带吧 Lower? I think you would call that a belt.
你发现没 我们都等他45分钟了 Will you look at this? He's kept us waiting 45 minutes.
就算嫁给老板 也毫无优待可言啊 Good to see being married to the boss gave us the leg up.
如果他还让我们等下去 Ah. If he keeps us waiting any longer,
我的两条腿就站不起来了 I know two legs that won't be going up.
抱歉让你们久等了 Sorry about the wait.
我刚结束一通与伦敦的电话 I just got off the phone with London.
谈成了一宗一千万的生意 菲利斯 Closed a deal worth $10 million. Phyllis?
女士们 我有15分钟时间 Okay, ladies, I have 15 minutes,
-都交给你们安排了 -绝对足够了 - and they are all yours. - That is all we need.
我们计划的整体风格温馨且吸引人 The overall look we're going for is very warm and inviting.
我们打算采用软木材 亚麻软垫沙发 We're thinking soft wood, an overstuffed linen sofa.
听上去很不错 但我已经有主意了 That sounds great, but I already know what I want.
这是从杂志里撕下来的 Ripped that out of a magazine.
地产大亨 《飞黄腾达》的制作人
这是唐纳德·特朗普的办公室 This is Donald Trump's office.
是不是很棒 Isn't it cool?
我喜欢那桌子 黑色大理石和铬金材料 I-I love that desk-- black marble and chrome.
看那把武士刀 还有龙雕刻的灯 A-and look at that samurai sword and those dragon lamps.
抱歉 你是计划用杀伤性射线 I'm sorry. Are you planning to take over the world
统治世界吗 with your death ray?
我觉得这个很威风 I think this is impressive.
但这不适合你 But... it's not you.
要是这种书桌的话 You'd need a telephone book
你还得用本电话本垫坐在后面 to sit behind that desk.
勒奈特 这是我们顾客的意愿 Lynette, if this is what our client wants...
谢谢你 雷尼 Thank you, Renee.
道格效力于洋基队时 You know, when Doug played for the Yankees,
"唐纳德大人"经常邀请我们上他游艇玩 "The Donald" invited us on his yacht all the time.
我打电话给他助手 问下哪儿买的桌子 I'll just call his assistant and find out where they got the desk.
"唐纳德大人" "The Donald."
你是不是在想自己要成为"汤姆大人" You're wondering if you can pull off "The tom," Aren't you?
没有 No.
还好 因为你对办公室的这个想法 Good, because the idea of you in an office like this--
完全可行 is totally workable.
我们周末去找些原料样本 Why don't we get some pieces in here over the weekend?
你可以星期一的时候看一看 And you can take a look on monday.
这才是我欣赏的态度 办得到 Now that is the attitude I like--can-do.
我要开会了 干得漂亮 各位 I have a meeting. Great work, everyone. Mm.
出去的时候 找菲利斯要免费停车凭证 See Phyllis on the way out. She'll validate your parking.
还挺简单的 我知道有个地方卖 Wow, that was easy. I know a place that has
-非常好的铬钢原料 -我们不这么弄 - these fabulous chrome and steel pieces. - We're not doing that.
-为什么 -那不是汤姆的风格 - Why not? - Because that's not Tom.
他绝对是"软木"风格的人 He's definitely a soft wood kind of guy.
第一点 汤姆是客户 Okay, lesson one-- tom is the client.
他想要大老板式办公室 就得满足他 If he wants a big shot office, he gets it. Ugh!
第二点 没一个男人希望自己和 And lesson two-- no man wants to be referred to
"软木"扯在一起 as "Soft wood."
菲丽莎 你怎么来了 Felicia. What are you doing here?
抱歉我冒然登门 I'm sorry to drop by without calling.
是不是我来的不是时候 Is this a bad time?
是的 我在做晚饭 Yeah, it is. Uh, I'm in the middle of cooking dinner.
是啊 Of course.
我只是 I-I just...
我太想念贝丝了 I was missing Beth so much, and...
我想起她的某一部分还活在这个世上 Then I remembered that part of her was still alive somewhere.
为了这个失去自己唯一孩子的女人 Could you spare a few minutes
可以耽误你几分钟 for a woman who lost her only child?
当然 请进 Sure. Come in.
闻起来很香 Smells good.
是给保罗做的 鸡肉馅饼 Oh, it's for Paul. Chicken pot pie.
是啊 你说过现在都是你给他做饭 Right. You said you were cooking for him.
真是太体贴了 That's so thoughtful.
只是尽点做朋友的义务 Well, just trying to be a good friend.
我希望我俩也能成为朋友 I hope that we can be friends, too.
你希望 You do?
你和我吗 做朋友 You and me? Friends?
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
我对保罗的所作所为很可怕 What I did to Paul was horrible,
感谢上帝 他原谅了我 but thank god, he's forgiven me,
我现在我只希望一切恢复正常 And now I just want things back to normal.
我还找了这个手套 大家就不嫌弃我了 I even got this glove so people wouldn't be put off by me.
什么 你是指手指吗 What, you--you mean the finger thing?
大家都没怎么注意到 但手套很不错 Oh, people hardly notice it. But the glove is good.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我有偏头疼问题 I... get these migraines.
能劳驾给我点阿司匹林吗 Could I trouble you for some aspirin?
当然 等一下 Sure. Hang on.
这个闻上去很不错 This smells wonderful.
我对怎么做馅饼一无所知 I wouldn't begin to know how to make a pot pie.
脆皮是买现成的 Well, the crust is store-bought.
别告诉保罗 好吗 But don't tell Paul, okay?
不必担心 Don't you worry.
我很擅长保守秘密 I know how to keep a secret.
"服用小剂量的毒素 "With repeated small doses of the toxin,
死亡的过程缓慢且痛苦" death is both slow and agonizing."
我就跟你说 亲爱的 比子弹好多了 What did I tell you, dear? It's so much better than a bullet.
"最初症状表现为恶心 呕吐 "Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting.
接下来是代谢性酸中毒 These are followed by metabolic acidosis
和心血管功能障碍" and cardiovascular dysfunction."
他会以为是他心脏的问题 He'll think it's his heart.
他还真觉得他有 As if he had one.
"最后急性肾功能衰竭 "And finally, acute renal failure and...
直至死亡" death."
而你知道最精彩的是什么吗 And you know the best part?
如果不是你 我没法接近保罗的食物 I couldn't get near Paul's food if it weren't for you...
或是说 多亏了你存活在苏珊体内 or at least that last little piece of you
的那部分 that's still alive in Susan.
这就说明 It just goes to show...
也许你已经不在了 You may be gone...
但我们还站在同一战线上 But we're still one heck of a team.
苏珊 他怎么样了 Susan, how's he doing?
我不明白 他的身体每况愈下 I don't get it. He just keeps getting worse and worse.
我考虑连早餐都帮他准备了 I think I'm gonna have to start bringing him breakfast, too.
你真够朋友 You're a good friend.
爸爸 我好想你 Daddy! I missed you so much!
我也想你们 Oh, I missed you, too. Ho-ho-ho!
把盘子洗了准备吃饭吧 去吧 Why don't you guys go wash up for dinner? Go on.
那明天放学后 她们回我那儿 是吧 So tomorrow after school, they come back to me, right?
是的 Right.
卡洛斯 我们怎么会走到这步田地 Carlos, how did we get here?
我们对话就像是离婚夫妇一样 We're talking like a divorced couple.
你想让我说什么 What do you want me to say?
就告诉我 我们这样还要多久 Just tell me how long this is gonna go on.
你和布里还要做多久的朋友 How long are you gonna be friends with Bree?
卡洛斯 Carlos--
因为那决定了我们要这样持续多久 'cause that is how long it's gonna go on.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
给我的植物浇点水 Giving my plant a drink.
你为什么那么恨妈妈 Why do you hate mommy so much?
我并不恨你妈妈 我只是 I don't hate mommy. I just...
我只是对布里的所做所为感到气愤 I'm mad at something Bree did.
她做了什么 What did she do?
亲爱的 这是大人之间的事情 Well... it's kind of a grown-up thing, honey.
凡是你们不想说的事 You guys say that about everything
都会用这句话来搪塞我们 you don't wanna talk about.
你说的没错 You're right.
坐吧 Sit.
你知道奶奶去世了 You know grandma died.
但你并不知道是怎么发生的 But you never heard the story of how it happened.
你看了我们的银行对账单了吗 Hey, have you seen our bank statement?
我在做测试呢 I'm in the middle of a quiz.
比起"你的性高潮够多吗"这种测试 Well, I think you might like this a lot better than...
我想你会更喜欢这个 "Are you having enough orgasms?"
我刚就高潮了 Oh! I just had one.
我们终于有钱了 We actually have money!
我们把所有的账单都付了 还有盈余 We paid all of our bills, and we have money left over.
你的手术费用会由保险公司全部支付 Well, the insurance is covering your surgery 100%,
在加上你赌博赢来的钱 顺便说下 and add that to the money you won playing poker--by the way,
不要有下次了 我们终于读过难关了 don't do that again--and we're finally out of the hole.
事实上 我们有钱能搬回老房子了 In fact, we can afford to move back into our old house.
这可真是太好了 Oh, that would be great.
但是在保罗离开前我们不能搬回去 But we can't until Paul's ready to leave.
如果他的新伙伴去请求他 Well, he might be ready a little sooner
他或许会早点搬出去 if his new best buddy asked him.
麦克 我不会这么对保罗的 Mike... i'm not gonna do that to Paul.
想想他都经历了什么 他简直废了 Think of what he's been through. He's a wreck.
从满溢着贝丝回忆的地方搬出来 Well, maybe moving out of a house
或许对他来说是件好事 filled with memories of beth would be good for him.
我会傻到相信 Am I supposed to believe
你会突然对保罗的健康感兴趣了 that you are suddenly interested in Paul's well-being?
我不喜欢那个人 永远不会 Look, I don't like the guy. I never will.
但是既然你这么费心地照料他 But as long as you're taking him under your wing,
我们也该得到点好处吧 why can't we get something out of it?
那么 So...
现在你知道为什么我这么沮丧了吧 now do you understand why I'm so upset?
我知道这个故事很复杂 有问题吗 I know it's a complicated story. You have any questions?
没有 爸爸 No, daddy.
好的 Okay.
我去拿我的钱包 我们去买披萨 I'm gonna go grab my wallet, and we are gonna go get pizza.
西利娅 过来 Celia, come here.
你知道爸爸刚告诉我什么了吗 You know what daddy just told me?
是布里杀了奶奶 Bree killed grandma.
女孩们 Hello, girls.
昨晚在你爸爸家过得好吗 Did you have a nice time at your father's last night?
现在你们回到我这里了 Well, now that you're back at my house,
我们就要再谈谈我的规矩 I'd like to try once again to discuss my rules.
好吗 That be okay?
遵命 布里·范德坎普太太 Yes, Mrs. Van de kamp.
加布 Oh, hello, Gaby.
这是怎么回事 What is this?
胡安妮塔在帮我准备晚餐 做的不错 Juanita's helping me make dinner. Good job.
洗完球芽甘蓝之后 Now after you're done washing the brussels sprouts,
你可以帮我把桌子摆好 you can help me set the table.
遵命 布里·范德坎普太太 Yes, Mrs. Van de kamp.
球芽甘蓝 Brussels sprouts?
你知道她们今晚要在这吃饭吧 You do know the girls are eating here tonight?
知道 她们难道不喜欢球芽甘蓝吗 Yes. Don't they like brussels sprouts?
当然不喜欢 味同嚼蜡 Sure... as projectiles.
她们今晚会吃的 否则就没蛋糕吃 Well, they'll eat them tonight, or no cupcakes.
你真要把这些放在众目睽睽之下 You actually left those out in plain sight?
你难道还没学乖么 Have you learned nothing?
你会连餐具柜都找不回来的 You could lose the sideboard.
她们是不会碰这些蛋糕的 除非我允许 Oh, they won't touch them, not till I tell them they can.
谢谢你把它清理好 西利娅 Thank you for straightening up, Celia.
现在你能去厨房给你姐姐帮忙么 Now would you please help your sister in the kitchen?
好了 你对她们做了什么 Okay. What the hell did you do to them?
我只是简单的坐下来和她们谈了谈 Oh, I simply sat them down and explained
她们住这的这段期间应该怎么做 what I expected of them while they're staying here.
别废话 范德坎普 Oh, cut the crap, Van de Kamp.
你是下她们下了药还是威胁她们了 Did you give 'em drugs? Threaten 'em?
小孩子才不会听威胁呢 Children don't respond to threats.
她们会听从严明的纪律 They respond to structure provided with a firm hand.
那你是打她们了 So you hit them.
如果你坚持我这一套 If you stick to my system,
等你把她们带回卡洛斯那时 by the time you take these girls back to carlos,
她们会举止非常得体 不用谢 they'll be perfectly behaved. You're welcome.
亲爱的 Hey, sweetie.
你可以放松了 她上楼去了 You can relax. She went upstairs.
不 我得把这个做完 No, I have to get this done.
你想吃蛋糕吗 Do you want a cupcake?
布里·范德坎普说了那是饭后甜点 Mrs. Van de kamp says those are for after dinner.
布里·范德坎普太太又没在这 Well, Mrs. Van de kamp isn't here.
我不是说我比你和西利娅更爱吃这个 I'm not saying I love this more than you and Celia,
但是如果你们三个都掉进水里 but if the three of you fell in a pool,
而我只能救两个的话 and I could only save two,
你们姐妹之一 就终于能有自己的房间了 one of you would finally get her own room.
给你 藏到楼上去 待会吃 Here. Sneak this upstairs. Eat it later.
不 谢了 我去吃个苹果 No, thanks. I'll have an apple.
她对你做了什么 她是怎么摧毁你的 What did she do to you?! How did she break you?!
好的 这些放在桌子的前面 Okay, those go right in front of the desk.
好的 太太 Yes, ma'am.
小心 谢谢 And watch the... yeah. Thank you.
怎么回事 我叫那些搬运工11点整到的 Uh, what's going on? I told the movers to be here at 11:00.
我稍微改了一下 Yeah. I made a teensy change.
这些家具不是我预定的 And this is not the furniture I ordered.
同样 稍微改了一下 Again, teensy change.
天啊 Oh, my god.
我真不敢相信你会背着我这么做 I can't believe you did this behind my back.
我们本应该是一个小组的 We're supposed to be a team.
我今早差点在你没要求的情况下 I almost bought you
给你买了杯咖啡 A coffee this morning without you even asking.
但是你并没有买 But you didn't.
是的 我本来还很惭愧 Yeah, and I felt bad about it...
现在不了 till now.
我车里还有两盏龙灯 I've got two dragon lamps in my car.
现在我能用它们来干嘛 what the hell am I supposed to do with those?
对不起 但是相信我 I'm sorry, but trust me,
我是在为我们节约时间 I'm saving us time.
怎么节约 汤姆已经说过他想要什么了 How? Tom said what he wants.
汤姆是说他认为他想要什么 Tom said what he thinks he wants.
我知道他真正需要的是什么 I know what he really wants.
而你必须得承认 And you have to admit,
这看起来很不错 不是吗 温馨舒适 looks pretty good, doesn't it? All comfy and cozy...
没错 勒奈特 忽略他的要求 Yeah, lynette, you did a great job
你做得真是出色 ignoring what he asked for.
这里唯一缺的就是一个古董罐子 All that's missing is an antique jar
好让汤姆把他的蛋蛋放进去 for Tom to put his testicles in.
胡安妮塔 怎么了 Juanita, what is it?
快跑 快跑 Get away! Get away!
你们只是做了个恶梦 You're just having a nightmare!
真的 一切都很好 Honest, everything is okay!
她们不肯出来 They won't come out.
即使你也叫不出来 Not even for you?
是的 瞧瞧你把她们吓成什么样子了 Nope. That's how scared you got them.
我发誓 我什么都没做 I swear, I didn't do anything.
我进去看看她们 I went in to check on them,
她们就突然变得歇斯底地 and they got hysterical.
卡洛斯 是我 你在哪 Carlos, it's me. Where are you?
孩子们不肯出来见任何人 除了她们老爸 The girls won't come out for anyone except their daddy.
来的真是时候 It's about time!
卡洛斯... 你是谁 Okay, Carlos... who the hell are you?
万斯探长 来自美景镇警察局 Detective Vance, Fairview P.D.
我们接到两个女孩打911报警 We got a 9-1-1 call from 2 girls
她们说她们妈妈的疯子朋友要杀她们 who say that their mom's crazy friend is trying to kill them.
什么 What?
又见面了 Hello again.
我想你找到人借你枪了 I guess you found someone to loan you that gun.
好了 Okay.
我和姑娘们谈过了 她们万分确定 I spoke with the girls. They're pretty sure
范德坎普夫人企图谋杀她们 that Mrs. Van de Kamp here was trying to murder them.
这太荒唐了 Well, that's preposterous.
她们为什么会这么说 Why would they say such a thing?
她们说的还不止这些 Well, that's not all they said.
加比 你慌慌张张打电话是怎么回事 Gaby? What's with the panicked pho calls?
没事了 It's nothing.
姑娘们害怕死了就报了警 The girls got all freaked out and called the police.
害怕什么 Freaked out about what?
你是孩子的父亲吗 Are you the father?
是的 卡洛斯·索里斯 Yeah. Carlos Solis.
万斯探长 Detective Vance.
索里斯先生 你是否告诉你女儿 Mr. Solis, did you tell your daughter that
范德坎普夫人杀了你母亲 Mrs. Van de Kamp killed your mother?
你这么告诉她的吗 先生 Did you tell her that, sir?
我想我明白什么状况了 I think I know what this is.
我和姑娘们在讨论我母亲之死 Me and the girls were talking about my mother's death,
我说和她们母亲分开 让我觉得很难受 and I said being apart from their mom
一如当初失去母亲时一样 felt almost as bad,
我说我为此责怪布里 and I said that I blamed Bree for that.
她们一定是搞糊涂了 They must have gotten confused.
好了 不要对她们发火 Yeah, well, don't be mad at them.
父母分居 孩子一定很难受 It's hard on kids when their parents are apart.
仔细想想 真是好笑 It's actually kind of funny if you think about it.
不是有喜感那种好笑 是悲催的那种 I mean, not "funny" funny, but sad... funny.
爸爸 Daddy!
姑娘们... Hey, girls...
很抱歉大晚上的把你叫来这里 So sorry to have dragged you out here in the middle of the night.
没关系 希望一切都处理好了 No problem. I hope everything... you know, works out.
我送你到你车那里吧 Let me walk you to your car.
去收拾你们的东西 我带你们回家 Let's go pack your stuff. I'm taking you home.
很高兴你没有杀人 I'm glad you didn't kill someone.
我觉得自己好傻 I'd have felt pretty dumb
当初没有趁机逮捕你 for not arresting you when I had the chance.
和我说说看 有人打911 Uh, tell me something. When someone calls 9-1-1,
不是一般就派个巡警就好了吗 don't they usually just send a patrolman?
接到电话时我在调度 I was at dispatch when the call came through.
听到地址后 我就说"我去吧" When I heard the address, I said, "I'll take it."
我想再见见你 I wanted to see you again.
真的吗 Really?
见我干嘛 About what?
你邻居蒂尔曼夫人 这是我名片 Your neighbor, Mrs. Tillman. Here's my card.
发现可疑情况 希望你打电话给我 If you see anything suspicious, I want you to call me.
没问题 Okay.
即使没有可疑情况你也可以打 Or even if you don't.
你怎么回事 What is it about you?
我一直搞不明白你在想什么 I never have a clue what you're thinking.
我是探长 我只发现线索不提供线索 I'm a detective. I find clues. I don't give them.
晚安 市民 Good night, citizen.
晚安 探长 Good night, detective.
她们快打包好了 They are almost done packing.
难以置信你居然告诉她们了 I can't believe you told them.
胡妮塔想知道我们为什么吵架 Juanita wanted to know why we were fighting.
我就告诉她实情 I told her the truth.
干得好 现在她们因为妈妈为了 Great. So now they think mommy walked out on daddy
和杀了她们祖母的人住一起 to live with the lady
而离开了爸爸 that killed grandma?
这不正是你的所作所为嘛 我从没说 Well, that is kind of what you did. And I never said
布里杀了她们祖母 我说的是 that Bree killed their grandma. I said that she helped
她帮凶手逃脱罪名 the person who did kill her get away with it.
她是这么做了 但她是在保护自己孩子 Yes. She was protecting her child,
我们孩子有麻烦的话我们也会这么做的 which is exactly what we'd do if it was our kid in trouble.
家人就该团结在一起 Families stick together.
那你为什么住这里 Then why are you living here?
你为什么选布里不选我 Why did you pick Bree over me?
卡洛斯 谢谢你 Carlos, thank you
没在警察面前提一个字 for not saying anything in front of that policeman.
你觉得我这么做是为了你吗 You think I did this for you?
-我以为 -我是为了安德鲁 - Well, I just assumed-- - That was for andrew.
事情发生时他还是个孩子 He was a kid when all this happened.
而你们却是大人 You weren't.
卡洛斯 饶恕她吧 她不停地在道歉 Okay, lay off her, Carlos. She's apologized again and again.
我不会原谅她的 Well, I don't forgive her,
只要你站她那边 我也不会原谅你 and as long as you're taking her side, I don't forgive you, either.
我们准备好了 爸爸 We're ready, daddy.
我们回家 Let's go home.
很抱歉 我一直等着这事过去 I'm sorry. I just keep waiting for this to blow over.
我们得面对现实 加布 We have to face it, Gaby.
这事不可能这样过去的 This is never gonna blow over.
那我该怎么办 So what am I gonna do?
你得回家回到你丈夫身边 You're gonna go home to your husband.
我已经为卡洛斯失去母亲感到很愧疚了 I feel guilty enough about Carlos losing his mother.
我不希望他因为我 失去妻子 I will not be responsible for him losing his wife.
就是说你和我... That means you and me...
是的 Yeah.
我知道 I know.
我会给你打电话的 好吗 I'll call you, okay?
求你... Please...
别打了 Don't.
看着很美味 做的真好 These look delicious. Nicely done.
多亏你的帮忙 Well, I had help.
我就搅了搅面糊 I just stirred the batter.
那可是很重要的环节 A very important job,
所以由你来尝尝第一块 so you get to try the first one.
不要了 No.
我不想吃不下晚饭 I don't want to spoil my dinner.
求你了 我想知道 Please? I want to know
好不好吃 我对坚果过敏 that they taste good, and I'm allergic to nuts.
好吧我就做次小白鼠吧 Well, I... I guess that makes me the... guinea pig.
是我吃过好吃的 Best I've ever tasted.
但是还没好吃到吃完它 But... not good enough to finish?
其实很难吃 对吧 They're terrible, aren't they?
我要把它丢掉 重新做 You know what? I'm gonna toss these and start again.
不 不需要 我... No. You can't. I...
我在节食所以不想吃多 I just didn't want to break my diet...
但谁能拒绝这种美味呢 But who can resist with these?
真的很好吃吗 They're really good?
我吃过最好吃的东西 Like nothing I have ever eaten.
我给你拿点牛奶让你好好吃 I'm gonna get you some milk to wash that down.
不用了 我不能久留 No, I can't stay.
我... I, uh...
我要去买个手提包 Need to go buy a new handbag.
这个不好吗 What's wrong with that one?
我的钥匙... My keys...
你不是还在生我气吧 You're not still mad at me, are you?
没有 我很好 No. I'm good.
我觉得 Because I think
我们将看到客户愉快地走出新办公室 we're gonna see a happy client walk out of his new office.
随时 Any second now.
你们俩... You two...
我爱死它了 I love it!
-真的吗 -爱死了 - You do? - Love it!
你喜欢耶... You do! Hey...
和一个人生活了二十五年 Well, you live with someone for 25 years,
对他的喜好还是略知一二的 You might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
来吧 Come on.
这...这不是... But... that's not...
我们没说桌子放这儿 Where we told them to put the desk.
没错 勒奈特 You're right, Lynette.
说什么呢 这不是很好吗 What are you talking about? It's perfect right here.
看看 要想再刺激一点 I mean, look at this! The only way
除非这火焰真的能喷出来 it could be more intimidating is if flames shot out of it.
我们是不是有办法可以... Is there any way that we could...
算了 Nah! Forget it.
坐上这皮沙发 And what is it about leather that just says,
小屁屁真舒服 "I own your ass."
什么 我不懂规矩 你才不懂规矩 Oh, I'm out of order? No, you're out of order.
滚出去 Get out!
你真的喜欢吗 So you really like this?
爱死了 我之前还有点担心 I love it. You know, I was a little worried about
这里会变成什么样 但来了之后 how this was gonna work out, but you came through.
你完全把握住了要义 太棒了 I mean, you captured it. It's amazing.
我来告诉你什么叫棒 I'll tell you what's amazing--
地毯还没铺 我们去陈列室吧 The rug that we haven't put down yet. Let's get to that showroom,
勒奈特 省的被别的快手抢了 Lynette, before some other hotshot takes it.
再次感谢 Thanks again.
你怎么能这么做 How could you do that?
做什么了 让顾客开心也不好吗 Do what? Make our customer happy?
他简直在跟自己开玩笑 Oh, he's kidding himself.
这种"雄风路线"不适合汤姆 That testosterone trap is not Tom.
也许不适合那位 Maybe it's not the Tom who's been pitching in
拼了几年车的汤姆 with carpool the past few years,
但很适合运营这家公司的汤姆 but the Tom who's running this company?
没错 正适合 你得接受这些 Yeah, it is, and you need to accept that.
我看你是接受不了了 You're not gonna accept that.
没错 No.
你不是认真的吧 You cannot be serious.
说什么呢 What are you talking about?
这里 这间宇宙之王的游戏室 This. This whole master of the universe playroom.
我...我以为你喜欢 I-I thought you liked it.
我...讨厌死了 I... hate it.
那你们为什么要这样装修 Then why did you do it this way?
不是我 我布置的是另一种风格的办公室 I didn't! I had a whole other office in here!
后来雷尼来改造了一番 Then Renee came and changed it.
那幸好有雷尼 Then good for Renee.
至少你们有人听懂了我的意思 At least one of you gets me.
汤姆 Tom...
这间办公室不是你的风格 This office is not who you are.
你是个优秀朴实的人 You're a great, down-to-earth guy,
而不是某些只知道耍威风的蠢蛋 not some jerk that has to show people how powerful he is.
我就是很威风 I am powerful...
我也确实让大家都看见 And I do need to show it.
若不是惧怕我 I am surrounded by gunslinger kids who'd steal this job
我周围这些小枪手会立马抢走我的工作 in a heartbeat if they weren't a little scared of me.
我必须扮演狠角 I have a role to play,
而且演得很好 and I play it damn well,
如果威胁到你了 我很抱歉 and I'm sorry if that threatens you.
没威胁到我 It doesn't threaten me.
我只是不想失去我嫁给的那个人 I just don't want to lose the guy I married.
你是说窝囊废汤姆吗 Oh, you mean Tom the screwup?
那个连披萨小店都经营不好的家伙 The one who couldn't make a "go" of the pizza parlor?
那个一天下来 总是需要你支持我说 The one you could always put your arm around at the end of the day,
"宝贝 没事的 我会搞定的"那个人吗 And say, "It's okay, honey. I'll get us through"?
别说得像我不希望你成功似的 Don't make it sound like I'm not glad you're succeeding,
我是真心希望的 'cause I am.
你总是这么说说而已 You say that. You say that all the time,
但我希望能看到你用实际行动来证明 but I am waiting for a sign to see that you actually mean it.
我原以为这间办公室就是你的行动 And I thought this office was that sign.
我走进来 想着 I mean, I walked in here and I thought,
"太棒了 她明白了 "How great is this? She gets it.
她为我高兴 为我骄傲" She's happy. She's proud of me."
是我想错了 My mistake.
埃德·尼克斯打来的 能接吗 Ed Nicks. You in?
可以 Yes.
这事不能就这么算了 W-we can't end the conversation like this.
我得接这个电话 I have to take this call.
小埃 你好啊 Hey, Eddie, how are ya?
什么 你开玩笑吧 What, are you kidding?
高尔夫完胜你 外加赢你钱的机会吗 The chance to kick your ass at golf and take your money?
这事不需二话 You don't have to ask me twice.
周二有空 Tuesday works.
我让你站在女士发球圈上开球 Yeah, I'll let you hit from the ladies' tees.
高尔夫场地赛 女士比男士发球圈近
还难受呢 No good, huh?
不是 只是这几天我不觉得饿 No, I'm just not very hungry these days.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
有点晕 A little dizzy.
坐 我来收拾吧 Sit. I'll clean up.
你把贝丝的画拿下来了吗 Oh, um, you took down Beth's painting?
没错 有时候怀念下她很好 Yeah. Some days it's nice to be reminded of her,
但其他时候... but others...
太多回忆了 It's too many memories.
你有没有觉得住在这房子里 Hey, um... did you ever think living in this house
就是你心情不好的原因 might be one of the reasons you feel so bad?
也许你改换换风景了 Maybe you could use a change of scenery?
你是说离开美景镇吗 You mean leave Fairview?
不 不 不 离开这房子 No, no, no, just this house.
我不能这么做 不然你上哪找租客去 I couldn't do that to you. Where you gonna find another tenant?
好消息是 麦克和我一直在攒钱 Well, that's the great part. Mike and I have been saving up,
我们已经有能力搬回来了 and now we're ready to move back in.
我真蠢 I'm an idiot.
什么 What?
苏珊 你真厉害啊 Very impressive, Susan.
我以为你真会关心我 I actually thought you gave a damn about me.
什么啊 我当然关心你了 What are you talking about? Of course I do.
给我吃的 照看着我 Bringing me food, checking in on me--
演技真好啊 It was a masterful performance.
要很有耐力吧 但是 Must have been hard being patient, though--
不要这么快亮底牌 not show your hand too soon.
你一点都不关心我 You don't give a crap about me.
你关心的是这个房子 It's this house you wanted.
不 保罗 不是这样的 No, Paul, that's not true.
我发誓 是麦克建议的 然后... I swear, Mike suggested it, and--
麦克 他当然有份了 Mike. Of course he's in on it.
我打赌你计划这事很久了吧 I bet you had a hell of a time planning out the whole thing.
我知道这街上没人关心我 I knew nobody on this street cared about me,
但要是你假装关心 却想趁机得利 but for you to pretend you did just to get something out of me,
你真是可恶至极 that makes you the worst one of all!
保罗 等等 Paul, please. Oh! Aah!
别管我 这一次 我认真的 Leave me alone! And this time, I mean it.
人们做好事的理由有很多 People do good deeds for many reasons,
但有时好事却招致恶果 but sometimes good deeds have bad consequences.
纠正同事的错误 会反遭怨恨 Correcting a colleague's mistake could breed resentment.
对朋友敞开家门 Opening one's home to a friend
会有伤友情 can damage that friendship.
想与配偶亲近 Trying to bring a spouse closer
却反而离得更远 might push her further away.
因此 That's why
有一句关于助人的古话说得好 there's an old expression about helping people--
一切善举 No good deed...
都要招致惩罚 goes unpunished.