《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
保罗惊讶地发现菲丽莎回到了紫藤郡 Paul was shocked to find Felicia was back on the lane.
你好 保罗 Well, hello, Paul.
汤姆的新工作有特权享受 Tom's new job came with perks.
你知道在一架私人喷气机上能做什么吗 You know what you can do on a private jet?
任何事情 Anything.
一段友情被迫终结 A relationship was forced to end.
我们不再是朋友了 不仅是你和我 We are no longer friends, not you and me,
还有你和加布 and not you and Gaby.
你无权代表我 You can't speak for me.
我说了算 I just did.
多亏了保罗 苏珊才得以做移植手术 And Susan got her transplant, thanks to Paul.
我签了文件以后 他们就会联系你 I'm sure as I sign the papers, they'll be contacting you.
在苏珊·德尔非诺的 After Susan Delfino's
肾移植手术成功后 kidney transplant,
主治医生命令她 要禁欲 her doctor ordered her to abstain from sex...
长达六周 for six weeks.
但医生并不能阻止苏珊 But what the doctor couldn't prevent Susan from doing...
午夜春梦连连 was dreaming about it.
梦里充满了狂热的爱抚 These dreams were filled with torrid caresses...
冲动的香吻 with passionate kisses...
还有意乱情迷的轻吟 and with soft cries of ecstasy.
这梦里唯一缺少的 The only thing missing from these dreams...
就是她的丈夫 was her husband.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 不过 Uh... yeah, I just...
做了个梦而已 had a dream.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
你知道 你还知道些什么 You know? What do you know?
我是不是说了些什么 Was I saying something? Was I talking?
倒更像是呻吟 More like moaning.
呻吟 天啊 Oh, moaning! Oh, god.
你还提到了男主角 Yeah, you mentioned him, too.
别这么难为情啦 Oh, don't be embarrassed.
不过是做了个春梦而已 So you had a sex dream.
我们都饥渴这么久了 It's not surprising given
做个梦也不足为奇 how long we've had to lay off.
跟我说说 我们刚刚都干什么了 Tell me... what were we doing?
我们 Uh... we...
也许2天17小时35分钟以后 Hey, maybe we could recreate it
等我们不用再禁欲了 when we end our drought in 2 days, 17 hours,
还能场景重现一下 and 35 minutes.
不用说 就是那些销魂的招式 Well, uh... Needless to say, it was some pretty kinky stuff.
我们有没有做那个-- Like, did we-- did we do that thing--
就是我们之前谈过的那个 That thing we talked about?
麦克 这是我的梦 你说了不算 Mike, it was my dream, not yours.
太悲催了 你能透露点细节吗 Oh, god, I'm desperate. Can you give me some details?
或者你在2天17小时34分钟以后 Uh... or could show you in 2 days, 17 hours,
亲身感受一下 and 34 minutes.
这个可以有 That'll work.
我都迫不及待了 I can't wait.
到时候就把MJ送到麦克卢斯基太太那去 Well send M.J. to Mrs. McCluskey's,
然后我们狂欢一整夜 and have the whole night together.
是的 苏珊春梦连连 Yes, Susan was having dreams about sex.
二人世界 只有你和我 Just the two of us.
只有我和... Uh-huh. Just me and...
你 you.
谁知春梦变噩梦 And they were becoming a nightmare.
绝望的主妇 第七季 第十九集 Desperate Housewives S07 E19
紫藤郡的居民个个忠诚无比 The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal.
他们热爱自己的国家 They love their country.
支持家乡球队 They root for the home team...
拥护钟爱的品牌 They support their favorite brand.
但紫藤郡最忠诚不二的表现 But the fiercest loyalty on Wisteria Lane
发生在朋友之间 is the one between friends.
我走了 约了闺蜜们喝咖啡 All right. I gotta run. I'm meeting the girls for coffee.
慢着 Stop.
哪些闺蜜 布里去吗 Which girls? Will Bree be there?
最好能去 她请客 She better be. She's buying.
那你就别去了 Then you're not going.
等等 你之前说跟布里绝交是来真的 Wait. You were serious about us never speaking to Bree again?
她从始至终都知道是她儿子撞死了我母亲 That woman sat our table, spent the holidays with us,
却还能与我们同桌用膳 共度假期 all the while knowing her son ran over my mother.
没错 我是说真的 Yeah, I'm serious.
那你可以不跟她说话 Fine, then you stop talking to her.
但你控制不了我 我可有秘密武器 But you're not gonna control me, 'cause I have the secret weapon.
拿做爱要挟我吗 醒醒吧 You'll withhold sex? Please.
每次你都比我更不能忍 You always fold before I do.
胡说 That's not true.
上次你拿这个要挟我 The last time you tried,
本来还义愤填膺地说不会跟我做 you got so turned on telling me what you weren't gonna do to me,
结果还不是自己先忍不住了 you wound up doing it to me right then.
该死 Damn it.
尽管如此 你还是不能 Well, you're still not gonna stop me
阻止我去见布里 from seeing Bree.
我可以 Yes, I am.
我们跟那女人已经绝交了 Our relationship with that woman is over,
我禁止你再去见她 and I forbid you to see her again.
他禁止我 他凭什么禁止我 He forbid me. Who is he to forbid me?
这算什么啊 19... I mean, what is this, 19...
还在那个男尊女卑的年代吗 whenever it was that husbands got to forbid their wives?
加布 他确实有理由这么生气 Gaby, he has every reason to be upset.
尽管我不想这么说 I hate to say this,
但我觉得我们这段时间应该保持距离 but I think we should keep our distance for a while.
什么 我才不会屈服于他的淫威 What? I'm not giving in to this.
我已经给卡洛斯造成了这么大的痛苦 I've already caused Carlos so much pain.
这件事是我们唯一能弥补的了 I think it's the only thing we can do.
那你的意思是 So what are you saying?
再也不能一起玩牌了 No more poker?
也不能一起吃午饭了 No more lunches?
连逛街也不行了吗 No more shopping?
我也会和你一样怀念这些美好时光的 I'll miss it as much as you do.
是吗 真听不出来 Oh, really? Doesn't sound like it.
-我觉得你很容易做到 -容易 - I think this is easy for you. - Easy?
我想现在就飞奔过去 I wanna come over there right now,
这样你就能拖着我到商场好好尽兴了 so you can drag me to the mall kicking and screaming,
但我们不能这样 but we can't.
我得挂电话了 烤箱里还有司康饼呢 I have to go. I have scones in the oven.
-我爱死你做的司康饼了 -别说了 - I love your scones. - Stop.
再见了 加布 Good-bye, Gaby.
你舍不得挂的 You're not hanging up.
我必须得挂 But I have to.
勒奈特 你绝对不会相信这个 我... Hey, Lynette! You're not gonna believe this. I...
我带着佩琪在街区转了八圈才把她哄睡着 I had to walk Paige around the block eight times to get her down.
任何事都不值得你扯着嗓子喊 Nothing is so important that you need to raise your voice.
连这个也不行 Not even this?
威斯曼领导峰会 Weisman Leadership Conference?
真的假的 Seriously?
你居然接到邀请了 You're invited?!
-还有你 -我的神啊 - And so are you. - Oh, my god!
沃伦·巴菲特参加这个会议 Warren Buffett goes to this conference,
比尔. 盖茨也受邀在列 and Bill Gates and Oprah--
还有 这是奥普拉的心头好之一 It's one of her favorite things.
真是星光熠熠 这么多风云人物要发言 Oh! Look at this! All the great speakers.
他们还提供水疗 还有 Plus they've got the spa, and--
没有孩子参加吧 没有吧 And no kids, right? No kids?
绝对没有 No kids.
太好了 太好了 Yes! Yes!
你哄她 我去找找穿什么衣服 You take her. I gotta figure out what to wear.
这么巧 谢谢你帮我看着他 Hey, you two! Thanks for watching him.
周三你能再帮我带一下他吗 Hey, can you watch him again on Wednesday?
我和麦克要 Mike and I are--
我知道 你们要共度春宵 Yeah, I know. Your big night, huh?
麦克跟你说了 Mike told you?
这还用说 Didn't have to.
他都饥渴到盯着我的乳沟看了 I caught him staring at my cleavage.
所以说 移植后的解禁夜啊 So... post-transplant sex, huh?
如果像我癌症手术后的一样爽 If it's as good as my post-cancer sex,
那你就赚到了 you're in for a treat.
我会祈祷的 Fingers crossed.
你最近注意过你的老房子吗 Hey, have you looked at your old house lately?
都快成垃圾堆了 It's kind of a wreck.
的确看上去很久没人收拾了 Does look a little neglected.
你该去和保罗谈谈 我会照看MJ You should go over and talk to Paul. I'll watch M.J.
我...不能这么做 Oh. I... can't do that.
我是说 他可能正忙着呢 Um, I mean, he might be in the middle of something.
也可能在淋浴 Or he might be hanging from the showerhead.
就算帮我个忙 去看看 Do me a favor and check.
如果他死在家里 臭味直接就飘到我家了 'Cause if he's dead in there, I live downwind.
苏珊 Susan?
保罗 Paul?
保罗 你好啊 Paul. Uh... hi there.
我刚好在附近 Um... I-I was just in the neighborhood,
我看到门口东西都堆起来了 and it--and it looked like things were piling up,
可以系上你的浴袍吗 And would you mind closing that robe, please?
抱歉 这里这么乱 对不住了 Oh, sorry. And sorry about the mess.
我最近没怎么出门过 I haven't been getting out of the house much.
你看上去皮包骨头 没绝食吧 You look thin. Are you eating?
当然 Yes.
我挺好的 我没怎么做家务 I'm fine. I'm a little behind on my chores.
如果没有其它事的话... So if there's nothing else...
保罗 你确定你还好吗 Paul, um... are you sure you're okay?
是的 苏珊 我健康得很 Yes, Susan. Fit as a fiddle.
再见 Good-bye.
我已经见到了两位前参议员 I've already spotted two ex-senators
和三位《福布斯》封面人物 and three covers of "Forbes."
这里所有的人都是绝对的名流 Everybody here is definitely a-list.
鲍勃 李 Oh! Bob! Lee!
-两位能人好啊 -你们好 - Hey, hey, you fancy hotshots. - Hi!
-你好 -你好 - Hiya. - Hi.
很高兴你以前就参加过这样的会议 Glad you've done this conference before,
因为我迫切需要有人 'cause I'm definitely gonna need somebody
向我讲讲规矩 to show me the ropes.
其实也没什么 千万不要谈论政治 Nothing to it. Just don't talk politics.
还有不要把沃伦·巴菲特推到泳池里 And don't push Warren Buffett in the pool.
我没有推他 他卡在我和 I didn't push him. He got between me
玛格丽塔酒吧台中间 and the margarita bar.
我给你引见下巴里·威斯曼 Oh, let me introduce you to Barry Weisman.
准备好经受 Prepare to endure the single
你此生最强有力的握手 most bone-crushing handshake of your life.
再见 Bye.
我们走 Come on.
看这队排的 想喝醉都难 Well, with this line, it's gonna be hard to get drunk.
现在教你第一课 语言的力量 Lesson one-- the power of the words
"总统经济顾问团现在要喝 "The president's council of economic advisors
马提尼酒" want their martinis now."
很抱歉 真的很抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我以前穷得买不起报纸时 That's a little trick I learned
学会了这点小伎俩 When I was too cheap to buy my own newspapers.
克莉丝·卡瓦诺夫要发言 太好了 How fantastic is it that Chris Cavanaugh is speaking?
我觉得《闪点》是本年度最佳 I thought "Flashpoint" was the best business book
-商业著作 -我同意你的看法 - of the year. - I agree.
我曾听过他演讲 他本人更不错 I've heard him speak before. He's even better in person.
我们明天可以好好享受了 We're in for a treat tomorrow.
我叫梅格·布勒 是AM科技的总裁 Meg Bulter, President of AMTech.
我叫勒奈特·斯加沃 Uh, Lynette Scavo.
我丈夫是莫里斯科技的首席财务官 My husband is the C.F.O. Of Morris Technologies.
你是家属 Oh. You're a plus one.
什么意思 What's that mean?
很不幸 你见不到克莉丝·卡瓦诺夫 Unfortunately, it means you won't be seeing Chris Cavanaugh.
只有与会者才能参加研讨会 The seminars are only for participants.
什么 Wha--
那我做什么 What am I gonna be doing?
我来告诉你 日本插花 I will tell you what-- Japanese flower arranging.
去年我为自己精美的设计感动流泪了吗 Did I weep at the simple beauty of my design last year?
-没错 -我不想去插花 - Yes, I did. - I don't want to arrange flowers.
为什么要这样将我们区别对待呢 Why are they dividing us up like this?
可能是因为有些人奋斗了一辈子 Maybe it's because some of us spent our lives
努力不断晋升 working our way up the corporate ladder,
另一些人只需跟这些人结婚 and others just married someone who did.
失陪了 Excuse me.
-不要冲动 -那 - Oh, no. - That's--
太搞笑了 Wow. That is ridiculous.
我真的很想参加研讨会 I really want to see those seminars.
不要担心 Hey, don't worry.
你会很喜欢他们给我们做的安排 You are going to love what they have planned for us.
请注意 Attention!
请所有的家属找个同伴 If I could have all of my plus ones find a buddy,
我们会通过寻宝游戏互相了解 we're going to get to know each other with a scavenger hunt.
布里 Bree.
加布 你来做什么 Gaby. What are you doing here?
我来和勒奈特聊聊天 I just came by to talk to Lynette.
她出城了 Oh, she's out of town.
她让我在她不在时帮她浇花取信 She asked me to water the plants and collect the mail.
你气色不错 You look good.
你也是 You, too.
穿了新外套 New coat?
你注意到了 You noticed.
我得走了 I should go.
你就不能留下来聊聊天吗 Can't you just stay and talk?
-喝杯咖啡怎么样 -加布 不行 - Maybe have a cup of coffee? - Gaby, we shouldn't.
-布里 咖啡而已 -可你丈夫... - It's just coffee, Bree. - But your husband...
他绝对不会到这里来找我们的 He'd never look for us here.
拜托 Oh, come on.
见不到你我很痛苦 It's been really hard for me not seeing you.
我也不好过 Aw, it's been hard for me, too,
尤其是勒奈特又出城了 Especially with Lynette out of town.
虽然苏珊在 当然 I mean, there's Susan, of course,
但是最近不管你说什么话题 but lately whatever topic you bring up,
她总会很快转到肾这个话题上 she manages to steer it right back to kidneys.
谁说不是呢 Tell me about it.
我想我可以煮上一壶咖啡 Well, I guess I... could put on a pot.
我的要加奶油 I like mine with cream.
我知道你的口味 I know how you like it.
你好 凯伦 Hello, Karen.
菲丽莎 你好 Felicia. Hi.
你什么时候出狱的 When did they let you out?
一个礼拜前 About a week ago.
我顺便来看看你 想把这个交给你 I just stopped by because I wanted you to have this.
是我姐姐的... It belonged to my sister, and...
她一直很喜欢你 She was always so fond of you.
你真好 That's sweet.
献上薄礼 以表谢意 It's my small way of saying thanks
感谢你这么些年来替我保守秘密 for keeping my secret all those years.
现在也不再是秘密了 Yeah, not much a secret anymore.
我当然知道 Don't I know it.
但我一直保守着你的秘密 But I've kept your secret.
我从未和任何人说起你那天的所作所为 I never told a soul about your role that night,
也绝不会说 And I never will.
我觉得现在谈论那个不太合适 It's not really a good time to talk about that.
我明白的 I understand.
我希望你有空来我家聊聊 But I hope you'll stop by my place sometime.
我们可以好好叙叙旧 We have so much catching up to do.
当然 我会的 Sure. I'll do that.
你现在住在哪里 Uh, wh-where are you staying?
你没听说吗 我要搬到隔壁了 Haven't you heard? I'm moving in next door.
我们会成为邻居的 We're going to be neighbors.
是谁 Who was that?
就是个老朋友 Just an old friend.
老朋友 你怎么像见了鬼一样 Old friend? You look like you've seen a ghost.
能帮我倒杯水吗 亲爱的 Make me a drink, will you, sweetie?
托比 Toby!
过来 小猫咪 Here, kitty, kitty.
托比 你在哪儿 Toby! Where are you?
过来 小猫咪 Here, kitty, kitty!
托比 Toby!
菲丽莎 快帮帮我 Oh, Felicia, help me out.
艾达·格林博格的臭猫又丢了 Ida Greenberg's lost her stupid cat again.
出什么事了 那是血吗 What happened to you? Is that blood?
你就当没见过我 我要走了 You never saw me. I have to go.
可你的手 我帮你叫救护车吧 Your hand! Let me call you an ambulance.
你爱我妹妹 对吧 You love my sister, right?
玛莎吗 当然 Martha? Y-yeah.
你也清楚是保罗·杨谋杀了她吧 And you know Paul Young murdered her?
我对此坚信不疑 There's no doubt in my mind.
我的天呐 Oh, my god.
你把保罗杀了 Did you kill Paul?
不是 No!
他杀了我 He killed me.
什么 What?
警方会在他家发现我的血迹 They'll find my blood in his house and
在他的车里发现我的手指 my fingers in the car,
如果你对此守口如瓶 and he'll spend the rest of his life prison
他将在监狱里度过余生 if you say you never saw me.
-别让我做你的帮凶 -拜托 凯伦 - Don't ask me to do this. - Please, Karen!
保罗谋杀了玛莎却逍遥法外 Paul got away with Martha's murder,
但如果我死了 他就休想相安无事 But... he won't get away with mine.
托比 Toby.
过来 小猫咪 Here, kitty, kitty!
花道的精髓就是人与自然的和谐统一 Ikebana is all about bringing together nature and humanity.
这三根主要的枝干 The three main branches,
或说"主枝" 代表着大地 or shushi, represent chi-- earth,
上天 和人类[也有男人的意思] ten-- heaven, and jin-- man.
有意思 没有代表女人的 Interesting. Nothing to represent woman.
要不用这块不起眼的苔藓代表吧 How about this insignificant clump of moss?
我们可以把它塞在盆底 We could stuff it down at the bottom,
只有得到获准 它才可以发言 where it will only speak when spoken to.
我的"地"枝会不会有点打蔫了 Does my chi look a little droopy?
-你听我说话了吗 -是的 - Did you hear me? - Yes.
是的 勒奈特 我听到了 Yes, Lynette, I heard you.
从瑜伽课 时装表演 I heard you during yoga, during the fashion show,
还有整场萨尔萨舞 生活就是不公平的 all through salsa dancing-- "Life is unfair."
-满意了吗 -抱歉 但我来这里 - Ol? - Well, I'm sorry, but I came here
是为了长见识 结交有趣的人物 to learn new things and meet interesting people,
而不是假装把树枝插进花盆就是艺术 not to pretend that putting sticks in a vase is art.
还有什么问题吗 Are we still having a problem?
是的 问题很大 Yes, we still are.
这不让你们火大吗 Doesn't it piss you all off
我们被关在镀金的笼子里 that we're stuck in our gilded cage,
禁止参加那些有趣的研讨会 forbidden to go to interesting seminars
-就因为我们是家属吗 -不会啊 - just because we're plus ones? - No.
这很有意思 我感觉自己真在日本一样 This is fun. I really feel like I'm in Japan.
这里是21世纪的美利坚合众国 This is the United States Of America in the 21st Centery,
而不是压迫妇女的旧社会 not some oppressive patriarchal regime.
也许这个胸牌很小还是红色的 It may be small and red,
但这条绳索就如同旧时妇女的裹脚布 but this lanyard is no better than a burka!
-天呐 -我们要冲破枷锁 - Oh, dear. - We need to storm the gates
争取进入里面的权利 and demand to be let inside!
如果你不需要你的花了 我可以用 If you're not gonna use the rest of your flowers, can I--
让我们揭竿而起 只要我们团结一心 Come on! Rise up! If we do it together,
没人再敢否认我们 we will not be denied!
四点钟了 各位 4:00, people!
我觉得该奖励你们每人一杯鸡尾酒了 I think you've all earned a cocktail.
不 不 No. No!
不要喝那个 No, do not drink those!
那些是象征着压迫的鸡尾酒 Those are the--the cocktails of oppression,
它们是由暴政和盲从调制而成的 make from equal parts tyranny and blind obedience, and...
见鬼去吧 Oh, screw it.
这是你做过最好吃的倒立菠萝蛋糕了 Mmm. This is the best pineapple upside-down cake you have ever made.
知道为什么吗 You know why?
有一个成分我之前从未用过 It has an ingredient my cakes have never had before...
刺激 Danger.
我知道 偷偷摸摸让一切都回味无穷 I know! Sneaking around makes everything taste better.
我和约翰·罗兰一起时 When I was with John Rowland,
所有的快感都激发出来 every sense was heightened
就好像... It was like this...
算了 你不会理解的 Skip it. You wouldn't understand.
是吗 我不会吗 Oh, really? Wouldn't I?
什么 你 不可能 What? You? No way.
我不像你那样到处宣传自己的风流韵事 Just because I don't trumpet my indiscretions like you do,
不代表我没有红杏出墙过 doesn't mean I haven't had a little walk on the wild side.
-你背叛过雷克斯 -当然没有 - You cheated on Rex? - Of course not.
你把我当成什么人了 我背叛过奥森 What do you take me for? I cheated on Orson.
和谁 With who?
卡尔·梅尔 Karl Mayer.
我的天呐 Oh, my god!
他是个混蛋 不过的确很性感 He was a slimeball, but he was hot.
我们在一间廉价宾馆见面 Mm. We'd meet at this cheap hotel,
我充满罪恶感的同时 还感到那种酥麻 and as guilty as it made me, I still felt this... tingle,
那种快感我之前从未体验过 This frisson I'd never felt before.
这个星期与你一起 那种感觉又回来了 And now this week with you... it's back.
真希望勒奈特明天别回来 Just wish Lynette didn't have to come home tomorrow.
实际上 这个宾馆的故事启发了我 Actually, that motel story gives me an idea.
加布 我受宠若惊 Gaby, I'm flattered,
-但我真觉得我们不该 -不是的 - but I really don't think we should-- - Not that.
福斯特湖开了一间新的水疗中心 There's a great new spa that just opened on Foster Lake.
我们下周末应该一起去 We should go next weekend.
我们真敢吗 Do we dare?
答案我俩心照不宣了 I think we both know the answer to that.
我今天路过了我们的房子 I went by our house today.
它看上去有点破旧 It's looking a little run-down.
是吗 你想让我去跟保罗说吗 Yeah? You want me to talk to Paul?
他有责任维护那个房子 He's supposed to be keeping the place up.
事实上 我已经跟他谈过了 Uh, actually, I already did. Uh...
他看起来和房子一样没生气 He seems kind of run-down, too.
你干嘛要和保罗说话 Wh-what are you doing talking to Paul?
我去接MJ 他正好在门外 Well, I was picking up M.J., and he came out of the house,
我有点担心他 And... kind of worried about him.
为什么 谁在乎他 Why? Who cares?
麦克 他给了我一颗肾 Mike, he gave me a kidney.
不对 肾是贝丝给你的 No, Beth gave you a kidney.
保罗却一心想搅黄这事 Paul did everything he could to block it.
是 但我们谈过后 他看上去非常难受 Yeah, but we talked, and after, he seemed so sad.
我才不在乎呢 I don't give a damn!
我知道你为他难过 但我不信任他 I know you feel bad for the guy, but I don't trust him.
拜托 就算是为了我 Please... just do me a favor
离他远点 and stay away from him.
好的 Okay.
那我们现在能聊点更欢乐的话题吗 Now can we talk about something a little more fun?
比如我们解禁之夜的计划 Like our plan for sex night?
好的 我们待会聊 我先洗个澡 Okay, hold that thought. I'm gonna take a shower.
我能进去吗 May I come in?
请进 Please.
勒奈特 你来这干嘛 Lynette, what are you doing here?
我还以为你在做水疗呢 I thought you had a spa thing.
我每天晚上都能在 Oh, please. I can get a face full of steam
做意面时顺便蒸个脸 standing over a pot of spaghetti any night of the week.
我想来看看克莉丝·卡瓦诺夫 I wanna see Chris Cavanaugh.
我知道 我还问了 他们说不行 I know, and I asked, and they said no.
主题演讲时不准带配偶 The keynote speech isn't for spouses.
他们说为你们安排了另外的活动 They said they've got other activities planned for you.
是为我安排的吗 Activities that they plan for me?
汤姆 我不是小孩子了 Tom, I'm not a child.
我是个成年人 I'm a grown-up.
我自有主张 I'll decide what I want to do.
你又不是不知道我有多想看到他 Come on. Don't you know how much I wanna see this guy?
你能开开后门吗 Can't you pull some strings?
我上哪去开后门啊 I don't have any strings.
要是我来过五六次 When I've been five or six times,
兴许还能破个例 可现在不行啊 then maybe I can ask for a favor, but not now.
抓到你了 你真是淘气哦 There you are. Someone's been naughty.
走吧 斯加沃太太 Let's go, Mrs. Scavo.
水疗时间到了哦 I think it's somebody's spa time.
这就是你老把我们灌醉的缘故 This is why you keep us drunk, huh?
这样我们就无力反抗了 So we don't fight back.
味道好极了 This hits the spot.
我记得你品尝咖啡 I remembered you like your coffee
跟你鉴赏男人的品味一样 same way you like your men--
浓烈 还要另加威士忌 strong and Irish.
你怎么能这么快就出狱了 So how did you get out of jail so soon?
是表现良好 Was it good behavior
还是和监狱长做了"坏事" or bad behavior with the warden?
凯伦 Oh, Karen.
我真是很想念你直白辛辣的问题 How I've missed your frank and salty questions.
其实是... Actually, it was, uh,
所谓的人道主义释放 what they call humanitarian release.
你也知道... You see...
我的独生女刚过世 My only daughter passed away just recently.
真抱歉 我不知道你有个女儿 I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a daughter.
这么贴心的孩子 Such a sweet girl.
这么年轻 So young.
她才30岁就离开人世了 She was barely 30 when she died.
真希望我见过她 I wish I could have met her.
其实我肯定你们见过了 Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
她叫贝丝 贝丝·杨 Her name was Beth. Beth young.
再给你加点 Can I... freshen that?
我把你强的松剂量减小到每天十单位 So we'll cut you back to ten every day on the prednisone
从现在开始服用 有问题吗 and take it from there. Any questions?
还真有一个 I do have one.
说吧 Shoot.
病人梦到与捐赠者的丈夫 Is it common for patients to have sex dreams
做爱是常见情况吗 about the husbands of their dead donors?
不得不承认 我还真没遇见过 I have to admit, I did not see that coming.
我懂 我清醒时对他没有感觉 Understand--awake, I have no conscious desire for this man.
可在我的梦里... But in my dreams...
苏珊 我不是心理医生 Susan, I'm not a psychologist.
可你上过医学院 But you went to med school.
你肯定学过和梦有关的 You must have learned something about dreams--
起码上过一门课 A course,
看过一本书 a book.
好吧 睡前你们都聊了些什么 Okay. What did you talk about before you went to sleep?
就在说他 I was talking about him.
他最近过得不太好 I mean, he's not doing very well,
在我该不该帮他这个问题上 and I got in an argument with my husband
我跟我老公还吵了一架 about whether I should help him.
也许这个梦是要你去实现那个想法 Well, maybe the dream is telling you to follow that impulse.
他的老婆死了 而你因此活下来了 The man's wife died. You're alive because of it.
你想要关心他 确定他过得很好 It's natural to be concerned about him
是很自然的事 and want to make sure he's okay.
迈克很不想我跟他说话 Mike really doesn't want me to talk to him.
这你自己决定 It's your call,
可我想 在此之前你会一直做这些梦 but my guess is your dreams won't stop until you do.
保罗进监狱时 When Paul went to jail,
他唯一的愿望就是让我 his one goal was to make me
为送他进监狱而付出代价 pay for putting him there,
于是他给贝丝写信 求她去看他 So he wrote to Beth, begging her to come see him.
他说他是无辜的 是个好人 He said he was innocent, that he was a good man.
保罗假装一下还是很迷人的 于是贝丝 Paul's very charming when he wants to be, and Beth...
她爱上了他 She fell in love with him,
正如他所料 Just like he knew she would.
你没警告过她吗 Well, didn't you try to warn her?
当然有 她说我不如她了解他 Of course. She just said I didn't know him like she did.
当保罗出狱了 占有了她以后 When he was released, when he had defiled her,
他的狐狸尾巴就露出来了 the real Paul came out.
他说他从没爱过她 是她蠢 He said he'd never loved her, that she was stupid
根本不配活在世上 and that she didn't deserve to live.
于是她自杀了... S-so she killed herself...
一切正如他所料 Just like he knew she would.
杂种 Bastard.
我希望你暂时不要对别人说起 I hope you'll keep this story between us at least for now.
贝丝肯定不愿意她的朋友 Beth would hate for all her friends
发现她当初那么傻 to know what a fool she was.
好 可有一点我不明白 Okay, but the one thing I don't get
你怎么还要跟那个禽兽住同一条街 is why do you wanna live on the same street as that monster?
这样我才能看住他 So I can watch him!
要救贝丝和我姐已经来不及了 It's too late for Beth and my sister,
可我不准他再用同样的方式 but I won't let him destroy another woman
再毁掉其她女人 the way he destroyed them.
你不是一个人在战斗 Well, you're not watching him alone,
因为我也会看住那个混蛋 Because I'll keep my eye on that S.O.B., too.
如果你有什么需要 随便什么 Now if you need anything-- anything at all--
打我电话就好 you give me a call.
凯伦 Oh, Karen.
能有你这么个朋友 我真是三生有幸 I'm so lucky to have a friend like you.
四只手给我按摩真是爽死了 Wonderful what a 4-handed massage can do.
再来一只手就更好了 One more hand, and it would've been perfect,
可这不是那种水疗 But this ain't that kind of spa.
不不 告诉他有两种选择 No, no, tell him he has a choice.
要么在我把那些文件塞进 He can sign those papers
他喉咙里之前签了 before I shove them down his throat
要么就等着把它们拉出来吧 or after they come out the other end.
是啊 Yes.
我想有人没看到禁止通话的标识 I guess someone didn't see the "No cell phones" sign.
我想那只针对家属而已 I guess that rule only applies to plus ones.
我待会再跟你说 I'll talk to you later.
在主题演讲前我还想去泡个澡 再见 I wanna grab a soak before the keynote speech. Bye.
布勒女士 Oh, Ms. Butler?
你好 Huh? Oh, hi.
是啊 就是我 Yes, I'm her. She's me.
梅格·布勒 梅格 Meg butler. Meg.
您的座位在第一排 Oh, we have a seat for you up front.
太好了 Uh... great.
欢迎大家的到来 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
下面有请主题演讲人 Now to introduce our keynote speaker--
AM科技的总裁 梅格·布勒女士 The president of AMTech, MS. Meg Butler.
上来吧 Come up.
来吧 Come on.
大家好 Hi.
你们当中认识梅格的人知道我不是她 Those of you who know Meg know... I'm not Meg.
肉豆蔻[谐音] 真有趣 Nutmeg. That's funny.
不管怎样 Uh, anyway...
梅格让我来介绍克莉丝·卡瓦诺夫 Meg asked me to introduce Chris Cavanaugh
因为她知道我是他的超级粉丝 because she knows what a huge, huge fan I am.
你在哪里 你这个大脑袋淘气鬼 Where are ya, ya big-brained rascal?
在那呢 Oh, there he is.
跟书里的作者照片一样帅 Almost as hot as his author photo.
不管怎样 Anyway...
没看过《闪点》的人 快去看吧 Those of you who haven't read "Flashpoint," do it immediately.
放进你们的电子书或苹果电脑里 Put it in your Kindle, your iPad.
随便啦 快去买吧 它会让你变聪明 I don't know. Buy the book. It will make you smarter,
因为克莉丝·卡瓦诺夫说的关于人类本性 because what Chris Cavanaugh has to say about human nature,
关于创造力 About creativity,
-绝对是... -她在那 - is absolutely-- There she is!
那个婊子偷了我的胸牌和衣服 That's the bitch who stole my lanyard and my clothes!
女士们先生们 欢迎克莉丝·卡瓦诺夫 Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Cavanaugh.
我给你打了无数次电话 Hi. I called you a bunch of times.
你家电话肯定是坏了 Your phone must beroken.
你就当坏了吧 请尊重我的隐私 It is now. Please respect my privacy.
保罗 你得让我跟你谈谈 Paul, you have to let me talk to you.
为什么 Why?
因为你过得一塌糊涂 总得有人来帮你 Because you're a mess, and someone has to do something.
还有 我梦到我们了 And okay, I'm having dreams about us.
梦到我们 什么样的梦 Dreams? What kind of dreams?
很普通的梦 Regular dreams--
光天化日 穿戴整齐 Lots of daylight, lots of clothes.
我是你房东 有权利进去 Look, I'm your landlord. I have a right to come in.
但我希望你邀请我进去 But I'd like you to invite me in.
正准备做饭吗 Getting ready to cook something?
这里有洋葱 土豆 I see onions, potatoes,
这葱须有一尺多长的 this long green and white thing
又绿又白的玩意 with scary little hairs on the bottom.
你就吃这个 This is food, right?
这叫韭葱 It's called a leek.
我本打算做土豆韭葱汤 I was trying to make potato leek soup.
我爱喝土豆韭葱汤 I love potato leek soup.
当然了 是在我知道韭葱长什么样之前 Of course, that was before I knew what a leek was.
你需要帮忙吗 You want some help?
汤我还是会做的 Come on. Soup I can do.
做汤 那就是你梦里我们做的事情吗 Making soup? Is that what we were doing in your dream?
不 不 我们没有 No. No, we weren't.
这倒提醒我了 我得洗下手 That reminds me. I need to wash my hands.
峰会开得怎么样 Hey. How was the big conference?
好吧 Okay.
你有物色人选给我吗 我不挑的 You meet any guys for me? I'm not picky.
你知道他们怎么说 You know what they say.
丑男加有钱就等于英俊 Ugly plus money equals handsome.
那么很显然 Well, apparently,
疯子加妻子就等于笑柄了 crazy plus wife equals laughingstock.
你们俩在吵架 Uh, you two having a fight?
是的 算是 Yeah, kinda.
无视我的存在吧 Well, you won't even know I'm here.
汤姆 我们待会再谈吧 Tom, why don't we finish this later?
抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
你不想在你的朋友面前下不了台吗 Do you not wanna be embarrassed in front of your friend?
她刚刚在五百强公司面前让我丢尽面子 Well, she just embarrassed me in front of the whole fortune 500.
我不知道有多少种道歉的方法 I don't know how many different ways I can apologize.
但你总要让这事过去 At some point, you're gonna have to let it go.
我就是觉得过不去 勒奈特 I kinda don't feel like letting it go, Lynette.
这不仅仅是你让我丢脸的问题 It's not just the fact that you humiliated me.
而是这么多年来我一直支持着你 It's that after all those years that I supported you,
力挺你的事业 而你却不能为我这么做 took a backseat to your career, you couldn't do the same for me.
发生什么事了 What happened?
可怕极了 It was awful.
整个周末 我被当做一个附属品对待 All weekend, I was treated like a plus one,
一个二等公民 一个 a second class citizen, a--
一个妻子 A wife!
勒奈特 在汤姆心中 你就是一个妻子 Lynette, in Tom's world, that's what you are.
你得习惯这个角色 You're gonna have to get used to it.
如果我不想习惯怎么办 What if I don't wanna get used to it?
听我这个当了8年“三垒手夫人” Well, take it from someone who spent eight years
一句忠告吧 being "Mrs. Third baseman,"
你要么当好这个妻子 You can be a wife...
要么也可以当前妻 or you can be a first wife.
我回家了 I'm home.
亲爱的 过的怎么样 Hi, honey. How was your day?
工作到中午 我饿了 Worked straight through lunch and I'm starving.
这是什么 What's this?
倒立菠萝蛋糕 It's a pineapple upside-down cake.
这使我想起了你的老朋友布里 Reminds me of the cake your old friend Bree
上个月带来晚宴的蛋糕 brought to dinner last month.
我不记得了 Huh. I-I don't remember that.
很显然 这个不是布里做的 'cause obviously Bree didn't make this one,
我都已经不再见她了 since I don't e her anymore
因为我知道你对她的反感 because I know... how you feel about her.
那这个是哪来的 So... where'd this come from?
我 做的 I... m-made it.
真的吗 Really?
连圣诞晚宴都叫中餐的女人 The woman who ordered in Chinese food
会做倒立菠萝蛋糕 for Christmas dinner made a pineapple upside-down cake.
并不是很难 Well, it's not that hard.
就是用一些菠萝 加上倒立蛋糕 It's just some pineapples and... upside-down cake.
你知道吗 You know what?
它看起来很美味 This looks... so good.
我希望你为我做一个 I would love for you to make me one...
和它一模一样的 Just like it.
现在吗 Right now?
是的 我就坐在这里看着你做 Yeah, and I'm gonna sit here and watch you...
亲眼见证每一个步骤 Every step of the way.
行 没问题 Sure. No problem.
首先 我要拿些面粉 First, I'm gonna get some flour,
做蛋糕不能没有面粉 对吗 'cause you can't make a cake without flour, right?
不 弄了我一身 Oh, no! Got it all over me.
也许我应该把外套脱掉 Maybe I should take my top off.
其实 In fact...
我们何不去卧室 why don't you and I go up to the bedroom and--
好好做蛋糕 Make the cake.
你还真是饿了 Well, you really are hungry.
让我先梳洗一番 Well, let me freshen up first.
他想让你做一个倒立菠萝蛋糕 He wants you to make a pineapple upside-down cake--
一个连圣诞晚宴都叫中餐的女人 The woman who ordered in Chinese for Christmas?
是的 他也说到这个了 Yes, we've already covered that.
我现在怎么办 Now what am I gonna do?
如果我做不出来 If I can't make this,
他就会知道我们还在见面 he's gonna know I've been seeing you.
拖延住他 我做一个偷偷给你 Just stall him. I'll make one and slip it to you.
不行 他想看着我做 No, he wants to watch me make it.
好吧 别着急 我们有办法的 Okay, don't panic. We can do this.
怎么办 How?
来了 Okay!
一个倒立菠萝蛋糕马上就好 One pineapple upside-down cake coming right up.
首先 把你的烤炉加热到三百度 First, preheat your oven to 300.
首先我要把烤炉加热到三百度 First, I'm gonna preheat my oven to 300.
然后我们从顶部的焦糖开始 Then we're gonna start with the caramel topping.
然后我们从顶部的焦糖开始 And then we're gonna start with the caramel topping...
因此我需要 for which I will need...
糖 Sugar.
红 糖 Brown sugar.
还有奶油 多少奶油 And butter. How much butter?
你在和谁说话 Who are you talking to?
我 祖母 Uh... my... grandmother.
这是她的秘方 和她说话 See, this was her recipe, and talking to her
让我感觉我们在一起做蛋糕 makes me feel like we're making it togeter.
祖母 需要多少奶油 How much butter, Grandma?
四分之一杯 知道了 Quarter cup. Got it.
怎么样 And?
非常好喝 It's very good.
是吗 太好了 It is? Hot damn.
其实这是我的即兴发挥 You know, truthfully, I was just kinda winging it.
你要是不喝这酒 Oh, and if you don't taste the wine,
一定是因为我喝过了 It's 'cause I drank it.
上次咱们俩一起吃饭 So last time you and I had a meal together,
那时候 玛丽·艾莉丝还健在 had to be... before Mary Alice died.
确实有些年头了 That was a long time ago.
或许咱们可以重新过那种生活 Maybe we should start doing that again.
苏珊 Susan...
为什么要这么做 Why are you doing this?
为什么不能放过我 Why do you care?
MJ 别跑 M.J.! No running.
就让他跑跑吧 Ah, leave him alone.
我家里已经少有移动快的东西了 It's nice to see something moving fast in here.
谢了 顺便提醒一下 Thanks. And just to warn you,
我们 可能会晚一点来接他 We... might be a little late picking him up.
是吗 看起来 Yeah? Looks like
你们也会迟些再开始吧 you're going to be a little late getting started.
我记得 邻居中有过这样一个男人 I remember a guy that used to live on this street.
他教我女儿游泳 He taught my daughter to swim.
还烤出过超级棒的三角牛排 He made a killer barbecue tri-tip.
隔着三栋公寓都能听见他的笑声 He had a laugh you could hear three houses away.
我喜欢那样的他 I liked that guy.
我不再是以前的我了 I'm not that man anymore.
我想你可以的 I think you can be.
等等 我稍后回来 Oh, you know, I'll be right back.
你来这干嘛 告诉过你不许来 What the hell are you doing? I asked you not to come here.
我知道 但是保罗很痛苦 I know, but paul is suffering,
大家都对他很冷漠 and everyone else has turned their back on him.
知道为啥吗 因为他是个坏蛋 You know why? 'cause he's a bad guy!
也许你对他心生怜悯 Look, you might have fallen for his act,
但我不会 更不会让你往火坑里跳 but I haven't, and I'm not gonna let you put yourself in danger.
上车 我们回家 Get in the car. We're going.
我就要留在这 I'm not going anywhere.
麦克 不管你信不信 我不傻 Mike, I--believe it or not, I am not an idiot.
不会跳进你所谓的火坑 I don't need to be rescued from whaver trouble it is
也不需要你来救我 you think I'm getting myself into.
你不了解这个男人 You don't know this guy like I do.
但我能读懂人受伤后的眼神 I know the look in somebody's eyes when they're hurting,
保罗难过的时候我是不会离开的 and I'm not leaving until I know that Paul's okay.
这么说 你要进去了 So you're going back in there.
没错 Yeah.
不管你是否同意 我打定主意了 Support me or not. That's what I'm doing.
微波炉的定时器响了 我们来瞧瞧吧 I heard an oven timer go off. Let's take a look.
没 还没好 No! Aah! Not yet!
冷却才是关键 Secret's all in the cooling,
而且 在窗台上冷却得更快 and in fact, it'll probably cool faster on the windowsill.
你好 我们是青少年... Hi. We're collecting for juvenile--
让开 蛋糕出炉啦 Out of my way! Hot cake!
在冷却的过程中 Okay, but while we are waiting,
我还有件事情要说 There's just one thing I have to say.
这跟做蛋糕没关系 重点是你不信任我 Hey. This is not about a cake. This is about trust.
丈夫逼着妻子烤蛋糕 It is a sad day
以证明妻子没撒谎 when a husband forces a wife to bake for him
这多让人伤心 just to prove she's not a liar.
你知道这有多冒犯吗 Do you have any idea how offensive that is?
蛋糕好了 Cake's ready.
终于好了 Ahh. There.
完美倒立菠萝蛋糕做出来了 One perfect pineapple upside down cake.
要是让你信我也这么容易就好了 If only trust were so easy to make.
出乎你意料吧 You look surprised.
是有点 I am.
之前那么跟你说话 After the way I talked to you,
我以为回家会大吵大闹 I was kind of expecting the firing squad.
我想过跟你吵 I thought about it.
最后还是为你准备了烛光晚餐 But I decided to go for the romantic dinner.
这样 收拾起来轻松些 Figured, less cleanup.
亲爱的 我知道保罗给你印象不好 Honey, I... I understand how you feel about Paul.
你是想保护我 I know you're just trying to protect me.
结果你还是坚持做自己 And you're just being you--
就像当年 the woman that makes me
暴风雨里 你坚持让我靠边停车 pull over to the side of the road in a rainstorm
只为救一只生病的浣熊 to pick up a sick raccoon.
说实话 我确实以为那是只猫 In my defense, I did think it was a cat.
重点是 The point is...
我根本不应生你的气 I can't stay mad at you
因为你善良又富有同情心 for being the kind, compassionate woman you are.
更因为我们已经六周没亲热了 Especially since it's been six weeks since we've had sex.
这也是原因 That, too.
你确定自己能带孩子过周末 You sure you're okay watching the girls all weekend?
模特界老友的葬礼 你不能缺席 Hey, you can't miss your old modeling friend's funeral.
是啊 我们当初很要好 Yeah. We were really close.
你会见到很多老朋友 Well, you get to see some old friends,
-和其中几个叙叙旧也不错 -是啊 - maybe even reconnect with a few. - Maybe.
我知道 不让你见布里 你很难受 Look, I know it's been hard for you to not see Bree,
但这对我而言很重要 but it has meant a lot to me.
衣服挺漂亮 新买的 Nice coat. Is it new?
对 前几天买的 Yeah. I just bought it this week.
那这根红色长发肯定是最近才挂上去的 So then this long red hair must have got on it pretty recently.
不是你想的那样 It's not what you think.
是我带胡安妮塔参加一个小孩的生日会 I... took Juanita to a kid's birthday party,
和一个小丑拥抱挂上的 and I hugged a clown.
你还会和小丑拥抱 You hugged a clown?
他的猴子死了 情绪很低落 His monkey died. He was very emotional.
你是要参加葬礼对吧 So you're off to a funeral, huh?
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
别 别打开 我好不容易收拾好的 Don't--don't open that! I packed it very carefully!
看出来了 I can see that.
一件 两件 三件比基尼 One, two, three bikinis.
你朋友是葬入深海的吗 Is your friend being buried at sea?
少废话 我来不及了 Stop it. I'm gonna be late.
来不及做什么 和布里的周末大逃亡吗 Late for what? Weekend getaway with Bree?
该死的 加布 我说过不许你见她 Damn it, gaby. I forbade you to see her.
那这是你的不对 你想让我怎样 Well, that was your first mistake. What did you expect?
我想让你选择我 I expected you to choose me!
自从咱们搬到这里 You know, ever since we moved to this street,
你就成天和那些女人黏在一起 and--and you got so tight with those women,
我总觉得 对你而言她们比我重要 I always feel like you put them first.
你很清楚 不是这样的 You know that's not true.
那证明给我看 Prove it.
选吧 Choose.
你的生命中不能缺谁 布里还是我 Who do you want in your life--me or Bree?
不要逼我 Don't do this.
我就是要逼你 加布 I am doing it, Gaby.
选吧 Choose.
是的 紫藤郡的居民 Yes, the residents of wisteria lane
个个忠诚无比 are nothing if not loyal.
可有时候 这忠诚 But there are times when that loyalty
得经受考验 is put to the test...
因为想照顾受到打击的朋友 By the desire to help a stricken friend...
因为要谨守朋友深藏多年的秘密 By the need to protect a long-buried secret.
因为两个人的生活开始背道而驰 By the movement of two lives in opposite directions.
有时候 一场忠诚度检验结束 And sometimes just as one test of loyalty ends...
另一场又拉开序幕 Another begins.
加布 不是说好水疗中心见吗 Gaby, I thought we said we'd meet at the spa.
计划有变 Little change of plans.
卡洛斯发现了 Carlos knows.
发现咱们的秘密 About us?
是啊 能在你家住一阵子吗 Yeah. Can I stay with you for a while?
当然可以 Of course.
谢谢 Thank you.
孩子们 快进屋 Girls, come on. Go on in.