《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
我不舒服 I don't feel well.
苏珊的健康状况急转直下 Susan's health took a turn for the worse.
快叫救护车 Someone call 9-1-1.
你给了我太多 金斯 You have given me so much, Keith.
一段恋情结束 苦乐参半 One relationship came to a bittersweet end.
我知道你的底细 滚出去 I know who you are. Get out!
原谅我 求你 Forgive me, please.
-求你了 我爱你 -不可能 - Please! I love you. - No, you don't.
另一段感情 则止于背叛 And another ended in betrayal.
城郊随处可见父母们 The suburbs are full of parents,
每位父母都有自己的一套 and each parent has their own style.
有的严格管教 There's the disciplinarian...
有的溺爱有加 the smotherer...
有的苦口婆心 and the negotiator...
不过有一点是相通的 but the one thing they all have in common...
那就是 他们都爱对别的父母评头论足 is they love to judge the parents next door.
带妹妹进去 宝贝 Take your sister inside, sweetie.
我得和李聊聊 I need to have a little chat with Lee.
嗨 我看到珍妮又在练习了 Hi! I see Jenny's practicing again.
每天两小时 每周五天 Two hours a day, five days a week.
她还真喜欢小提琴啊 Wow. She is really into that violin.
有时候吧 大多数时候我不得不强迫她练 Sometimes. Mostly I have to force her to do it.
大错特错 Ohh. Big mistake.
是吗 看来你有话要说啊 Really? Seems like you have an unsolicited opinion.
是这样 我明白你们头一回当父母 Look, I know you're new to this parenting thing,
所以打算给你讲讲 so I'm gonna tell you how it works--
你不能强迫孩子做事 You can't force a kid to do stuff,
那样结果只会是你气得摔门 'cause then it just leads to a lot of door slamming
破口大骂 然后孩子也会很生气 and name-calling, and then the kid gets angry, too.
我是这么看的 Well, here's the way I think it works--
珍妮告诉我们她想拉小提琴 Jenny told us she wants to play the violin,
所以我有义务确保她坚持下来 so it's my job to make sure she sticks with it.
靠逼迫她来学 By pushing her.
我没逼她 I'm not pushing her.
怎么啦 是她想学普通话 What? She wanted to learn mandarin.
我不是说瞧不起你 Look, I don't mean to
你只当了两个半星期的爸爸 devalue the two and a half weeks you've had as a father.
我只是想告诉你真正的父母之道 I'm simply telling you what works.
那我问问你 胡安妮塔有什么打算 So let me ask you--what's Juanita pursuing on her own?
什么 Huh?
你知道 学校才艺表演就要开始了 As you know, the school talent show is coming up.
珍妮要拉小提琴 胡安妮塔打算做什么 Jenny's playing the violin. What's Juanita going to do?
这很难说 Well, that's hard to say.
我教育方法的魅力就在于 See, the beauty of my method
胡安妮塔已经培养了许多爱好 is that Juanita has explored so many... things,
所以很难决定到底该展示哪一样 it's hard to know which one to showcase.
那这一定很有意思 Well, this should be interesting--
两种不同的教育理念 Two different parenting philosophies
由一场才艺表演来决定谁对谁错 and a talent show to prove which one of us is right...
当着几百人的面 in front of hundreds of people.
好 会是傲慢苛求的父亲取胜呢 Yes. Will it be the overbearing, hypercritical father...
还是穿着运动衫也身材火辣的慈爱母亲 or the loving mom who still looks hot in these sweats?
比赛开始 Game on.
宝贝 听说才艺表演就要开始了 Hey, sweetie, I heard the talent show's coming up.
你打算表演什么 What are you gonna do?
我的表演肯定精彩极了 瞧好啦 Oh, it's going to be great. Watch.
是的 每个父母都有自己的一套 Yes, each parent has their own style.
但在内心深处 But deep down,
他们都害怕自己是错的 they're all afraid they're doing it wrong.
绝望的主妇 第七季 第十六集 Desperate Housewives S07 E16
许多事情能给我们带来快乐 There are many things that bring us pleasure--
为朋友烘烤点心 Baking for our friends...
或是大笑一场 Having a good laugh...
或是捐助慈善 Donating to charity.
不过 如果没有爱人的陪伴 But the things that bring us pleasure
那些快乐的事情 may not be enough to give our lives meaning...
并不足以成为活着的意义 without someone to love.
早上好 亲爱的 我刚从商店回来 Morning, dear. Just back from the store.
这他妈怎么回事 What the hell?
我想晚餐做羊排 I thought for dinner I could make those lamb chops,
你最爱吃的 You love so much.
我从屠夫那儿学了一招 先把肉烤焦 I got a great tip from the butcher on searing the meat first.
我把你从这房子里赶出去了 I kicked you out of this house.
天哪 你还生我的气 Oh, dear. You're still angry with me.
不过 保罗 每对夫妻都难免起争执 But you know, Paul, every couple has their fights.
我也承认 我们的问题是有点大 And I'll admit, ours was a doozy.
那不是什么争执 我们已经结束了 That wasn't a fight. That was the end.
你不是来真的 你只是太生气了 Y-you don't mean that. You're just upset.
不过别担心 But don't worry.
我们会度过这一关的 We will get past this.
你疯了吗 Are you out of your mind?
你真以为我会接受你吗 You actually think I would take you back?
等等 我明白了 Wait. I get it.
这是你那病态的母亲炮制的又一个阴谋 This is another ploy cooked up by your sick mother.
我母亲 My mother.
是的 Yes.
你是生她的气 She's the one you're mad at.
都是她的错 It's all her fault.
她告诉我你是杀了玛莎阿姨的恶魔 She told me you were a monster who killed Aunt Martha.
但后来我爱上了你 But then I fell in love with you.
我意识到 And I realized...
你永远也干不出那样的事 You never could have done such a thing.
这是彻头彻尾的谎言 It was all a lie.
贝丝 那不是谎言 Oh, Beth. That was no lie.
你不会是... You don't mean...
天呐 My god.
现在我们都尝到被背叛的滋味了 Now we both feel betrayed.
很痛苦 对吧 Painful, isn't it?
-知道这是什么吧 -壁橱吗 - You know what this is? - Uh, a closet?
不 这是个墓地 No. It's a graveyard--
装满了我们给你买的 a graveyard filled with all the stuff we bought
那些你告诉我们你想做 because you told us you wanted to do something
但又半途而废的东西 and then quit.
记得这个吗 Remember this?
记得你是怎么哀求我们给你买个吉他吗 Remember how you begged us to buy you a guitar?
那些弦弄得我手指好痛 The strings hurt my fingers.
那这个呢 What about this?
非常昂贵 你碰都没碰过 Very expensive. You've never touched it.
不是这样的 That's not true.
我用它来假装我在弹吉他 I use it to pretend I'm playing guitar.
胡安妮塔 你的想法很多 Juanita, you are full of ideas,
但你从没坚持下来过 but you never see any of them through.
你猜怎么着 Well, guess what?
你得在才艺表演上表演一项 You are doing one of these things at that talent show.
我已经有节目了啊 But I'm already doing something.
不是那个 Not that.
好 如果你自己不选 我来给你选 Fine. If you won't pick something, I will.
踢踏舞 Tap.
-不 -就这个 -No. - Yes.
你喜欢踢踏 你在这方面甚至创造了 You enjoyed it. You actually set your personal record
个人持之以恒的记录 整整两个月 for sticking with something-- two months!
但这舞很难 But it's hard.
告诉你 生活的要义就是 Let me tell you something about life--
值得做的事情总是很难 Anything that's worth doing is hard.
活着这么没劲吗 That's what life is?
你得继续去上踢踏舞课 You're going back to that tap class,
每天练习两个小时 and you're gonna practice two hours a day,
一周七天从不间断 直到你跳会了为止 seven days a week until you nail it.
不 我要表演其他节目 No, I'll do something else at the show.
-比如什么 -我会讲笑话 - Like what? - I'll tell jokes.
一个犹太人和一个墨西哥人走进酒吧 A Jewish guy and a Mexican walk into a bar--
不行 No.
谢谢你 布里 Thank you, Bree.
很开心接到你的邀请 It always brightens my day when you invite me to visit.
赛克斯神父 非常高兴您能来陪我 Well, Reverend Sykes, I very much enjoy your company.
我也很荣幸 As I do yours.
那么 你杀了人吗 So... have you killed someone?
您再说一遍 Excuse me?
我发现你款待我的食物 I've always found the treats you prepare for my visits
是你精神状况的可靠指标 are a reliable indicator of your level of spiritual turmoil.
点心越是精致 The more exquisite the baked goods,
说明你的心灵越是痛苦 这 the more anguished your soul. This...
可是榛子巧克力葡萄干松饼 Is a hazelnut chocolate chip scone with currants.
所以我再问一遍 你杀了人吗 So I ask again-- have you killed someone?
不 只是 No. It's just...
最近我觉得自己就像约伯 Lately I feel like Job.
你知道约伯吧 《旧约》中的约伯 You know, Job, from the old testament?
我很熟悉这本书 谢谢 I'm familiar with the book, thank you.
你为什么觉得自己是约伯 Why do you think you're Job?
我就是觉得上帝夺走了我的一切 I just feel that God has taken everything away from me.
我失去了事业 孩子们从不给我打电话 I lost my business, my children never call me,
我的男友金斯也离开了我 and... my boyfriend Keith has left me.
那也没有天塌下来那么惨 Well, it's not exactly body boils and dead camels,
但我能理解你的意思 but I understand what you're saying.
我那时没被耶鲁神学院录取 When I complained
之后也抱怨了一通 after I was not accepted into Yale Divinity School,
我父亲根本没安慰过我 my father had no sympathy.
相反 他把我从康乃迪克州温馨的家 Instead, he drove me from our lovely home in Connecticut
开车送到布朗克斯的贫民区 to a dangerous section of the Bronx
逼我给流浪汉分发毛毯 and forced me to hand out blankets to the homeless.
我明白了 所以你现在总是如此同情 I see. That's the reason you've always been
-穷人的困境 -可能吧 - So sensitive to the plight of the poor. - Perhaps.
但我爸一定是因此 才在被埋葬的时候 It's certainly the reason my father was buried
还穿着他生前最讨厌的运动衫 in a sport jacket he detested.
重点是 回顾不堪回首的往事 The point is, looking at what has been taken from us
并非继续生活的明智之举 is a bad way to go through life.
向有需要的人伸出援手 才更有意义 Looking for what we can give to others is far better.
能把胶带递给我吗 Could you pass me the tape?
我请了你来帮忙 真是高兴 I'm so glad I asked you to help.
抱歉 我有点晕 I'm sorry. I'm feeling a little faint.
那是什么味道 What is that smell?
像是鞋臭味夹杂着古龙水的香味 It's like sneakers mixed with cologne
夹杂着穿着奶酪做的衬衫 mixed with "I ran around the block
绕街跑了四圈的味道 four times Wearing a shirt made of cheese."
那是波特和普雷斯顿特有的味道 That's Porter and Preston.
快把这里打扫干净 Well, get the place cleaned.
我想我该把这种味道保留一段时间 Yeah. I think I'm gonna hold off on that for a while.
为什么 Why?
因为... Because...
我有点爱这种味道 I kind of love this smell.
好吧 看来你已经神志不清了 Okay, now you're becoming delirious.
我得赶紧把你带出去 We've gotta get you out of here.
你没生过孩子 Hey, you don't have children,
所以你无法体会 so you don't get it.
把孩子养育成人是一种很神奇的经历 But raising kids is an amazing experience.
这是我做过最有意义的事 It is the most meaningful thing I've ever done.
任何能让我想起他们的事物都是美好的 So anything that reminds me of them is a good thing.
他们走了 你一定很难过 You must be pretty sad they're gone.
没有 No.
不 这是正确的 No, it's right.
他们要独立过崭新的生活 They're moving on with their lives.
多好啊 It's wonderful.
那你为什么眼里会有泪花 Then why are there tears in your eyes?
被这味道给熏的 Um... that's the smell.
你说得对 我们出去吧 You're right. Let's get outta here.
那么 我的身体怎么样了 So... any idea what's going on with me?
虽然在餐馆里晕倒的经历很有趣 As much as I enjoy passing out at restaurants,
不过现在我开始有点担心 I'm starting to get a little concerned.
根据化验结果 你的肌酸水平在上升 According to these tests, your creatine levels are increasing.
-情况不妙 -是什么原因呢 - That's not good. Oh. - Why is that happening?
我知道这样回答不会令人满意 可... I realize this isn't a satisfying answer, but...
我也不清楚 we don't know.
那么... So, uh...
情况有多严重 how serious is it?
我的回答千篇一律 I'll tell you what I tell all my patients--
我们会尽所能帮你找到匹配的肾 We are going to do everything we can to get you a kidney.
可与此同时 好好生活 But in the meantime, live your life.
如果你还有什么未了心愿 If there's things you're thinking about doing...
赶紧去完成 do them now.
我们的结婚纪念日应该去野餐 I think for our anniversary we should have a picnic...
在小树林里... in the woods...
那是我们结婚的地方 where we got married.
好 Sure.
这主意不错 That's a great idea.
我们现在就去 I think we should do it now.
可我们的结婚纪念日得等到七月 But our anniversary's not till July.
你刚才没听见医生怎么说吗 Were we not at the same appointment just now?
我以为血透就可以让你健康地活下去 I thought that dialysis was supposed to keep you healthy.
可能是对我不起作用吧 I guess it's just not working for me.
-情况有多坏 -很不乐观 - How bad is this? - Pretty bad.
昨天 医生的秘书 Yesterday, the doctor's secretary
苦着脸给我发了张免费停车证 handed me this free parking pass with this... sad look.
就好像在说 It was like,
"你的大限将至 但你可以免费停车了" "yeah, you're doomed, but your parking's free."
免费停多久 一个月还是一周 So is this pass good for a month? A week?
加布 Gaby!
我只是想搞清楚状况 I just wanna know what we're facing here.
我只知道我需要换个肾 All I know is...I need a new kidney,
我只能坐等他们帮我找到 And there's nothing I can do till they find me one.
你有没有想过自己去找捐肾的人 Well, have you thought about trying to find a donor yourself?
目前为止 你只问过你的亲人 So far, you've only asked family.
对 扩大寻找范围 去问问朋友和邻居 Yeah, widen the circle. Ask friends and neighbors.
希望不大 Well, there's not much point.
能够配对成功的几率只有千分之一 I mean, finding a match is like 1 in 1,000.
那就去找一千个人 So ask a thousand people.
没错 我们都能帮忙 Yes. We can help.
我们可以拉上邻居 We can canvass the neighborhood,
张贴告示 挨家挨户拜访 put up signs, go door to door.
姑娘们 这可是活命的器官 Guys, it's a vital organ.
苏珊 大家都很关心你 Susan, people care about you.
他们愿意为你做的事会出乎你的意料 You might be surprised what they're willing to do.
心意我领了 I appreciate the thought,
可我没法开口 but I just can't ask anyone
要求任何人为我做出那种牺牲 to make that kind of sacrifice for me.
我做不到 I can't.
我再给你们倒点咖啡 I'm gonna get you more coffee.
或许她开不了口 Maybe she can't.
可我能做到 But I can.
捐肾 Donate a kidney?
我们认识吗 我可有112岁高龄了 Have we met? I'm like 112.
可是 凯伦 But, Karen,
这是为了救我们的好友苏珊 it's for our dear friend Susan.
非急需手术 我可不做 I'm not having elective surgery.
我现在光是爬出浴盆 就够冒险了 I take enough risk just climbing out of the tub.
我不了解 风险不大吗 I don't know. Aren't there serious risks?
实际上 死亡率极低 Actually, the mortality rate is quite low.
我说的是会不会留疤 I meant the scarring.
我在健身房锻炼了很久 I've spent a lot of time
为了减掉游泳圈 at the gym Working off my love handles,
我可不想失去光着上半身的机会 and I will not give up a chance to go shirtless.
-不行 -可我... - No. - But I--
-不行 -她真的... - No. - She's really--
-不行 -你能不能... - No. - Would you ju--
不行 No.
布里 Bree...
怎样 Yes?
不行 No.
我想要个宝宝 I want a baby.
给 我还有个9岁大的 Here. I also have a 9-year-old.
我要自己养一个 One of my own.
最好是个男孩 Preferably a boy...
棕色皮肤 and in brown.
等等 你当真 Wait. You're serious?
你怎么突然这么草率 没过脑子吗 Where did you get this incredibly rash and not-thought-out idea?
受你影响 From you.
你昨天说到孩子是你活着的意义 You know what you said yesterday
我也想要那样的意义 About kids giving your life meaning? I want that.
我想要活着的意义 I want... meaning.
通过养孩子吗 In the form of a baby?
没错 Exactly.
我已经在领养机构做了预约 I already made an appointment with an adoption agency,
就开在我的美甲师的隔壁 which was right next door to my manicurist.
这就像是上天注定 It was like it was meant to be.
你确定吗 Are you sure about this?
你的社交日程可都排满了 I mean, your social calendar is very full.
养孩子的话 会彻底打乱你的安排 A baby would change all that.
你得做出许多牺牲和让步 It requires a lot of sacrifice and compromise.
或许只有你才这么傻 Maybe the way you do it.
你说什么 Excuse me?
你整天都围着你的孩子们转 You work your life around your kids.
我想让我的孩子融入我的生活 I intend to work my child into my life.
恕我冒犯 可我认为 No offense, but I think
是你把事情搞复杂了 you make it a lot harder than it has to be.
知道吗 You know what?
说不定你说的对 You might be right.
可在你正式做妈妈前 But before you commit to being a mom,
何不试验一下 why don't you give it a test drive?
什么意思 What do you mean?
你可以照看佩琪一晚 You could watch Paige some night.
我和汤姆过会儿要出门 Tom and I am out in a while.
真的吗 你要我看孩子吗 Really? You'd let me babysit?
对 Yeah!
佩琪是哪个 Which one is Paige?
就是她 This one.
我接受了 I accept. Wow.
做妈妈的第一步 My first step toward being a mom.
走着瞧 我有这方面的天赋 Oh, you watch. I am gonna be a natural.
她吃贝类吗 Oh, uh, does she eat shellfish?
也许吧 Maybe.
我带了鱼子酱 So I got us caviar,
虾酱 熏鲑鱼 shrimp paste smoked salmon.
凡是要价高的鱼品 If there's a part of a fish they can overcharge for,
我都带了 we have it.
你能把这些放后备箱里吗 谢谢 Can you put these in the back? Thanks.
-亲爱的 -什么事 - Sweetie? - Yeah?
-谢谢你今天为我这么做 -不客气 - I just want to thank you for doing this today. - You're welcome.
等七月份我们庆祝真正的纪念日时 And you can thank me again when we go back in July
你可以再感谢我 for our real anniversary.
我希望接下来的八小时内 And I'd really love if, for the next eight hours,
不谈疾病 不谈肾 I'm not sick. No talk of kidneys.
我们好好渡过这愉快正常的一天 好吗 Let's just have a fun, normal day, okay?
没问题 You got it.
森林里愉快正常的一天开始了 One fun, normal day in the woods, coming up.
没有任何事可以毁掉这趟旅行 Nothing's gonna ruin this trip.
嗨 踢踏舞班上得怎么样 Hey. How was tap class?
太难学了 我可不想再去了 It's too hard. I don't wanna do it anymore.
亲爱的 Oh, sweetie...
你还得去 我们可不是轻易放弃的家族 You're doing it. We're not a family of quitters.
你动不动就放弃 Ugh! You quit all the time.
昨天我们玩捉迷藏 Yesterday we played hide-and-seek.
我和西利娅找了你一小时 Celia and I looked for you for an hour
结果发现是你开车走了 before we saw your car was gone.
我找到了一个绝好的藏身之处 So I found a great hiding place.
这不算放弃 It's not quitting.
我问你 All right, look, let me ask you something--
你跳得有进步吗 Are you getting better?
-好像是吧 -这就对了 - I guess. - Well, there you go.
现在上楼去换衣服 Now go upstairs and change.
记住 明天的课程是两个小时 Oh, and remember, tomorrow's lesson's two hours.
我的脚都要没知觉了 You're gonna make my feet fall off.
这事早完早了 I can't wait for this to be over.
你干嘛让她这么玩命 Why are you working her so hard?
不过是学校里的才艺表演 It's a lousy school talent show.
你觉得鲍勃和李会纵容他们的孩子吗 You think Bob and Lee are going easy on their kid?
不会 他们在督促她 No! They push her.
那女孩小提琴拉得特别好 That girl's so good at the violin,
还会说亚洲语言 she's practically Asian.
这才是关键所在啊 So that's what this is about.
你在和鲍勃与李较劲 You're competing with Bob and Lee.
切 太可笑了 这事关胡安妮塔 Pfft. That's ridiculous. This is about Juanita.
我在建立她的自信心 I'm building her self-esteem
给她大放异彩的机会 and giving her a chance to shine.
如果这会让一对同性父母 And if a couple of same-sex parents
在家穿着丝质和服大哭 end up crying at home in their silk kimonos,
那就成全他们吧 so be it.
麦克 瞧瞧这地方 Oh, Mike, look at this place.
和记忆中的一样美丽 不是吗 Isn't it as beautiful as you remember it?
是啊 要是没把它放在车顶就更好了 Yeah. Lucky I didn't leave it on the roof of the car.
你还对野餐篮念念不忘呢 Ugh. Will you forget about the picnic basket?
你说的没错 I guess you're right.
重要的是我们在一起 What's important is we're together.
并且没有 And there's no--
该死 他们忘了装薯条 不可思议 Damn it! They forgot the fries! Unbelievable.
好了 麦克 看着我 Okay, Mike, look at me.
想想八年前 Think back eight years,
那时我们站在这里 when we stood in this spot
对彼此海誓山盟 and we pledged our love to each other.
我有主意了 Oh! I know.
再回忆一遍我们的誓言吧 Let's renew our vows.
主意很不错 That's a great idea.
我 麦克·德尔非诺 I, Mike Delfino,
发誓去爱 promise to love--
我 麦克·德尔非诺 发誓去 I, Mike Delfino, promise to--
只是一只鸟而已 别管它 It's just a bird. Forget it.
发誓去爱并尊敬 Promise to love and honor--
他这是在嘲笑我 Okay. Now he's just mocking me.
麦克 Mike!
麦克 别管它 Mike, stop!
天哪 Oh, my god.
不敢相信你居然击中了那只鸟 I-I can't believe you hit that bird.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
我瞄准的是那只 I was aiming for that one.
作为早午餐上唯一的一对同性恋 As the gayest person at this brunch,
我觉得我必须这样称赞 I feel it is my duty to say...
真是"美味绝伦“ "Fabulous."
是的 布里 有什么事吗 Yeah, Bree, what's the occasion?
没什么 就是一些朋友们聚聚 Oh, nothing, just a little get-together for friends.
熏鲑鱼大餐需要吗 Smoked salmon tartare cornucopia?
感觉真怪 其中一定有诈 This feels weird. She's up to somethin'.
你说什么呢 不过是顿早午餐而已 Oh, what are you talking about? It's just a brunch.
抱歉 我想浪费大家一点时间 Excuse me. If I could borrow a moment of your time
做个简短的演说 for a brief presentation.
天哪 你说的没错 是场鸿门宴 Oh, god, you're right. It's an ambush.
看起来大家都对肾脏捐赠产生了误解 It seems many of you have some misguided ideas
因此我邀请了克雷格·林伍德 about kidney donation, so I have invited Craig Lynwood,
来自美景纪念医院的移植器官协调员 transplant coordinator at Fairview memorial
为各位解惑答疑 to dispel some of those myths.
林伍德先生 捐赠有年龄限制吗 Mr. Lynwood, is it true there's an age limit to donating?
没有 并不一定 No, not necessarily.
那由于外科手术导致的难看的伤疤呢 And does the surgery cause unsightly scarring?
这是腹腔镜手术 伤口非常小 It's laparoscopic. The scarring is minimal.
我不知道你们怎么想 Well, I don't know about the rest of you,
但我觉得很放心 but I find that very reassuring.
既然情况大家都了解了 So now that we have the facts,
我相信你们都想接受测试 I am sure you'll all want to get tested.
-好吧 我下周去测试 -不用 - Okay, fine. I'll go in next week. - No need.
迪尔伯恩护士 Nurse Dearborn?
在这边排队填表格 So the line forms over here.
不接受拒检 And we won't take no for an answer.
你要接受测试吗 You're gonna get tested?
不 我想我能扳倒加布 No. I think I can take Gaby.
我不知道保罗是怎么发现的 I don't know how Paul found out,
妈妈 但他就是发现了 mama, but he did.
然后 And then... well...
他将我扫地出门 he threw me out.
他是那么的冷漠无情 He was just... so cold.
真是个悲伤的故事 What a sad story.
我提醒过你他是个什么样的混蛋 If only someone had warned you what a bastard he is.
我知道 你一向正确 I know. You were right all along.
我应该听你的 I should have listened to you.
但我想补偿你 But I'm going to make it up to you.
贝丝 Oh, Beth.
我不能容许你再重回我的生活 I can't allow you back in my life.
你总是让我失望透顶 You have failed me in every possible way.
不 我没有 No. I didn't.
保罗承认了 Paul confessed.
真的吗 Really?
你录音了吗 Did you get it on tape?
他写在纸巾上了 Did he write it on a napkin?
当然没有 Of course not.
因为你一生中 Because you have never done anything right
没做过一件正确的事 in your life.
再给我一个机会 我什么都愿意做 Give me another chance. I'll do anything.
你对我没有用处了 再见 I have no more use for you. Good-bye.
等等 Wait!
我无处可去 I have nowhere to go.
接下来我会怎样呢 妈妈 What's going to happen to me, mama?
你会在破旧的房子里孤苦无助地活着 You're going to live a lonely, depressing life
有充足的时间可以用来回想 in some ratty apartment with plenty of time to think
那些你让他们失望的人 about all the people you disappointed--
尤其 是我 most of all... me.
警卫 我说完了 Guard, I'm done here.
将她从探视者的名单中清除出去 Take her off the visitor's list.
橡树岭学校才艺表演 The Oakridge school talent show
五分种内即将开始 will start in five minutes.
[伊萨克·帕尔曼是德国著名的小提琴家]
在查看美景镇上的伊萨克·帕尔曼吗 So... checking out Fairview's answer to Itzhak Perlman?
我不知道那是谁 I don't know what that is,
但如果它在德语中的意思是"掐死猫" but if it's German for "Cat strangler,"
那就没错 then yes.
你是真不明白 对吧 It's like that, is it?
那你女儿何时开始跳水牛舞了 So when's your daughter start stomping off to buffalo?
她在珍妮之前出场 也许你应该将 She's on right before Jenny. So you might want to keep
你的太阳镜拿在手边 your sunglasses handy,
因为胡安妮塔定将耀眼夺目 because Juanita is going to be dazzling.
宝贝 你没事吧 有蜜蜂在追你吗 Honey! Are you okay? Were you being chased by a bee?
没有 这是我的舞步 No, it's my routine.
这是我第一次跳到最后 That's the first time I've nailed the finale.
那是你的结束动作 Oh, that--that was you nailing it?
稳稳落地 厉害吧 To the floor. Bam.
表演者上台啦 Performers to the stage.
我的踢踏舞鞋呢 Where are my tap shoes?
我不知道 I don't know.
我就放在这里了 I left them right here.
亲爱的 你大概弄丢了 Oh, honey. I guess you lost 'em,
表演马上就要开始了 and the show's about to start.
真糟糕 Dang it!
真不敢相信 我之前还那么期待 I can't believe this. I was so excited.
练习得那么努力 I worked so hard.
真遗憾 留下来看你朋友的表演吧 I'm sorry. You want to stay and watch your friends?
结束之后我们去吃冰激凌 We can go after for ice cream.
谁稀罕 Who cares?
[此处为赌博中下注时的术语]
我跟你的衬衫 I will see your shirt
再加一件文胸 And I will raise you one bra.
真会下注 Nicely played.
你有没有听到什么动静 Do you hear something?
大概是只偷窥的浣熊 Hmm. Probably just a peeping raccoon.
不 不 我觉得那边有人 No. No, I think there's someone out there.
这边走 他们在这边 This way! There they are!
搞什么飞机 What the hell?
把他交给我 I got him!
报上名来 Identify yourselves.
你们是北部的反贼吗 Are you northern agitators?
我们看起来像北部的反贼吗 Do we look like northern agitators?
我们只不过是在庆祝纪念日 W-we're just celebrating our anniversary.
你们... You guys...
在玩彩弹游戏吗 playing paintball or something?
非也 女士 我们不是在玩游戏 No, madam, we are not playing.
我是杰迪戴尔·格拉特少将 I am major general Jedediah Garrett.
隶属于南部邦联军 我们正... Of the confederate army, and we are--
凯文 凯文 你们好 Kevin--kevin--kevin. Hi. Hi.
我们是重现内战的作战队伍 Uh, we're part of a civil war reenactment group.
我知道你们想说什么 Yeah, I know, I know.
现实一点 对吧 Get a real life, right?
你们就不能到那边去玩打仗游戏吗 Can't you guys just have your pretend war over there?
游戏 Pretend?
先生 你打断了弗雷德里克斯堡战役 You, sir, are interrupting the battle of Fredericksburg.
其实我们包下了这座公园直到6点 Actually, we have the entire park until 6:00.
凯尔 给他们看一下许可 Kyle, show 'em the permit.
没关系 我们相信你 I-I-it's fine. We believe you.
不 有关系 今天对她来说很重要 No, it's not fine. This is really important to her.
给我们几个小时就好 Just give us a couple hours.
不行 先生 赶紧离开 No, sir. Now begone!
战士们 做好迎战的准备 Men, we must be ready to attack
以防敌军杀回马里兰 the enemy should they attempt to retreat into Maryland.
真是个草包 What a douche.
你是说 草包 A douche, you say?
没错 Yeah.
麦克 咱们走吧 Mike! Let's just go.
闭上眼睛 凯尔 按理说你已经死了 Eyes closed, Kyle. You're supposed to be dead.
我死不瞑目 常有的事 I died with my eyes open. It happens.
给我闭上 凯尔 Close 'em, Kyle.
今天的最后一个节目 And now to close our show
是由珍妮·亨特麦克德莫特 is a violin solo
带来的小提琴独奏 by Jenny Hunter McDermott.
她住在我们隔壁 She lives next door to me.
我们正准备装双层玻璃窗 We're getting those double-paned windows.
真可惜 Ouch!
可怜的李 他一定觉得很难堪 Poor Lee. He must be pretty embarrassed.
他看上去像是难堪吗 Does he look embarrassed?
她平时演奏那段时就一直出错 She always stumbles over that part.
今天卡壳得尤其严重 She really stumbled over it today.
但是她力挺过去了 我们骄傲极了 But she powered through it. We couldn't be prouder.
等等 等等 等等 大家都别动 Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Nobody move!
都先别走 Okay, don't leave yet.
还有一位小姑娘没有表演 There's still, uh, one girl who hasn't performed yet.
但是我把踢踏鞋弄丢了 But I lost my tap shoes.
没关系 等等 Oh, that's right. Oh... oh, hey! Wait!
不是放在后台的暖气片下面了吗 Is that them in the back room, behind the radiator?
太精彩了 Whoo! Bravo!
今天过得很愉快 Oh, look, we had a great day.
你可以这样想... Think of it this way...
我们又多了一件奇闻轶事可以跟大家分享 Now we have a funny story to tell people.
两件轶事 Two funny stories?
喂 Hello?
布里 我是克雷格·林伍德 Bree, it's Craig Lynwood.
有个好消息要告诉你 I have some great news.
你的努力得到回报了 All your efforts have paid off.
找到匹配者了吗 You found a match?
找到两个 We found two.
天呐 Oh, my God.
真是个奇迹 都有谁 It's a miracle. Who are they?
其中一个是你 Well, one of them is you.
布里 你在听吗 Bree? Are you there?
抱歉 我只是... I'm sorry. It's just, uh...
感到很意外 I... I wasn't expecting this. Um...
那另一位是谁 Who's the other one?
一位叫贝丝·杨的女士 Woman named Beth Young.
贝丝 我都不知道她去测试了 Beth? I didn't even know she got tested.
显然她看到你的传单了 Apparently she saw one of your flyers.
那她同意捐献了吗 And she wants to do this?
我还不清楚 Well, I don't know yet.
我们一直联系不到她 We're having a hard time getting in touch with her.
那么 我们是继续联系贝丝·杨 So... should we continue to look for this Beth Young,
还是由你来捐献 or is the donor going to be you?
真高档 我以为出来只是吃个汉堡而已 Fancy. I thought we were just gonna grab a burger.
雷尼一直在强力推荐这家餐厅 Renee was really talking this place up,
所以就想来挥霍一下 So I thought we could splurge.
这相当于坐在家里吃钞票 Or we could stay home and eat money.
我们最好赶紧点菜 We better order. Any second,
雷尼随时会给我打电话 my phone is going to ring,
求我赶紧回家把佩琪接走 And Renee is gonna beg me to rush home and get Paige.
她可能会给你惊喜呢 I don't know. She might surprise you.
真无奈 Oh, great.
好不容易出来享受一晚 耳根也不得清净 One night out and we have to listen to that.
谁会把孩子带到这种地方 Who brings a baby to a place like this?
之前我们遭受过那么多白眼 Hey. Let's give the parents that dirty look
现在终于有机会报复了 that we always get, like, "Huh."
没错 Yeah.
我的天呐 Oh, my god.
那是雷尼... It's Renee...
在约会... on a date...
带着我们的孩子 with our baby.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
你还指望她能带好孩子 And you thought she'd be good at this?
快看 Ohh, look at that.
什么 她又在干什么 What? What is she doing now?
没事 刚刚端过去一盘腓力牛排 Nothing. The filet mignon just went by.
很好吃的样子 It looks amazing.
那我们现在就过去要回佩琪吗 S-so should we just go over and get Paige?
时机未到 Not yet.
我要暗地观察 I want to watch.
你看 你看 Look, look, there you go.
她很可能是在给佩琪点牛奶 She's probably ordering milk for Paige.
或是要把孩子交给别人 Or she's giving our baby away.
带孩子真的不是她的强项 Wow. She really is bad at this.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我马上就过去为你们点餐 Oh, hi. I'll be right over to take your order.
那位女士为什么要把孩子交给你 Why did that woman give you this baby?
她给我100美元 让我把孩子哄安静 She gave me $100 to see if I could calm her down...
我并不介意 But I don't mind.
我很喜欢孩子 我的第三个孩子就要出生了 I love children. I'm actually expecting my third.
真的吗 太好了 Really? That's beautiful.
你想不想赚200美元 Listen, how would you like to make...
你们准备点餐了吗 Are you ready to order?
你是不是忘记什么了 Uh... have you forgotten something?
你的饮料马上就来 Oh, your drinks will be right out.
不 不 不是饮料 是孩子 No, no. Not the drinks. The baby.
我把孩子交给你了 她在哪 I gave you a baby. Where is it?
有客人等着点餐 Oh, I had orders backing up,
我就把她交给一个杂役了 so I gave it to a busboy.
什么 什么杂役 What? What busboy?
他应该就在附近 Um... he should be here somewhere.
希望他没有下班回家 Oh, I hope he didn't finish his shift and go home.
你最好给我把孩子找到 You better find me that baby.
不然我现在就把你肚子里的那个抢走 Or I'm gonna take that one now!
小杂役 是你在带孩子吗 Uh, hey, busboy. Are you the one that has a baby?
有没有看到一个婴儿 I'm looking for a baby--
两英尺长 大脑袋 流着口水 2 feet tall, big head, drools.
有没有看到一个婴儿 I'm looking for... A baby.
有人给过你一个孩子吗 Um... did anyone pass you a baby?
有谁看见一个婴儿啊 Has anyone seen a baby?!
-够了吗 -再等会 - Had enough? - In a minute.
她头上的青筋都要爆出来了 That vein in her head is really going.
你知道婴儿去哪了吗 Do you know where there's a baby?
他们交给我照顾的 Because they gave it to me.
可我不知她哪儿去了 I don't know where the baby is!
勒奈特 Lynette...
还有佩琪 她怎么在你手上 And Paige. How... did you get Paige?
你跑来抱走她干嘛 What are you doing with Paige?
你带着我们的孩子出来约会 You took our baby on a date.
布莱恩打电话来 他就在城里待一晚 Well... Brian called. It was his one night in town.
那你就该说 Well, then you say,
"抱歉布莱恩 今晚我来不了" "Sorry, Brian, I can't make it tonight."
这才是做母亲的职责 That's what being a mother is about--
牺牲自己 你显然对此一无所知 making sacrifices, something you know absolutely nothing about.
走吧 汤姆 Ugh! Come on, Tom.
贝丝在吗 我是布里·范德坎普 Beth? It's Bree Van de Kamp.
来了 Coming.
我去过你家 保罗告诉我你在这 I, uh, went to your house. Paul told me you were here.
我们分开了 We aren't together anymore.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
事已至此了 It is what it is.
谢谢你 Thanks...
来看望我 for checking on me.
其实 我到访的真正原因是... Well, actually, the reason I came by...
移植办公室的那位先生 Has the gentleman from the transplant office
有没有联系过你 reached you?
怎么了 Why?
我匹配吗 Am I a match?
是的 Yes.
太好了 Wow.
我现在要做什么 So... what do I do now?
要跟谁联系 要填表吗 Is there someone I need to call? Are there forms?
这就不必了 因为我也匹配 Well, that won't be necessary, because I'm a match, too.
什么 What?
我知道 I know.
一个街区里有两个匹配的 Two in the same neighborhood.
我们太幸运了 We're very blessed.
不过 我准备去做苏珊的捐献人 Anyway, I, uh, am going to be Susan's donor,
但我还是要谢谢你 but I wanted to thank you for...
去做这个测试 getting tested.
你搬来紫藤巷的时候 我对你成见颇深 When you moved onto the lane, I didn't give you a chance.
我将你视为我憎恶之人的妻子 I saw you as a woman who married a man I hated,
现在我知道 你的心地如此善良 And I see now that you're so much more than that.
对不起 我花了这么长时间才明白过来 I'm sorry it took me so long to realize it.
那我 Well, I...
我该走了 I should go.
让我捐吧 I want to do it.
贝丝 不 Beth, no--
求你了 布里 Please, Bree.
让我帮助苏珊吧 Let me help Susan.
这真的对我意义重大 It would really mean a lot to me.
贝丝 我说这番话你可能不理解 Beth, what I'm about to say may not make sense to you,
但是 but, um...
我近来过得 很痛苦 I've been going through, uh... a dark time...
感觉孤身一人 无所依靠 feeling alone and unconnected
不知自己是否还有生活的动力 and wondering if I have a purpose,
所以现在能为我的朋友捐肾... so for me to be able to do this for my friend...
这也许对你意义重大 It may mean a lot to you...
但这对我来说 意味着一切 but it means everything to me.
谢谢你能理解 Thank you for understanding.
昨晚的事很抱歉 Sorry about last night.
我为宝宝买了这个 I bought this for the baby.
昂贵 易碎 还尖尖的 Expensive, fragile, pointy...
要再是易燃品就完美了 if only it were flammable.
我天生就不是当妈妈的料对吧 I'm not really cut out to be a mother, am I?
没错 No.
不过这没什么不对的 And there's nothing wrong with that.
不是每个人都适合 It's not for everyone.
可悲的是 有多少人想都不想 What's sad is how many people go ahead
就把孩子生下来了 and have kids anyway.
人们要填补生活的空虚 都做些什么呢 Well, what do people do to fill up the hole in their lives?
现在无论我做什么 跟谁在一起 No matter what I do, no matter who I'm with, I...
我都感到寂寞 I feel alone.
你会找到的 You'll find something,
等你找到的时候 and when you do,
你会高兴自己心里还有空间 you'll be glad you have the room.
许多许多空间可以容纳 Lots and lots of room.
谢谢 能来拜访我很高兴 Thanks. Mm. I'm so glad I stopped by.
我们要开饭了 你何不跟我们一起吃 We're about to eat. Why don't you join us?
好啊 Okay.
好 Okay.
不过让宝宝坐在你那边 But keep the baby on your side of the table.
怎么了 我很可能让她玩我的餐刀 What? I'll probably let her play with my knife.
该死 Ow! Son of a bitch!
让我瞧瞧 Let me look at it.
不 No.
你没事吧 You okay?
麦克 你还好吗 Mike, are you okay?
不 我不好 我们就不该来这里 No, I'm not okay. We never should have come here.
我们该等到真正周年纪念那天 Instead of waiting for our real anniversary,
而不是浪费时间在这儿倒霉 we wasted our time on this disaster.
你就因为这个吼我吗 因为我 Is that why you're yelling at me? 'cause I...
因为我提前了我们的纪念日 'cause I moved up our anniversary?
因为你要死了 Because you're dying.
你要死了 You're dying,
我却束手无策 and there's not a damn thing I can do about it.
我很抱歉 但是 Look, I'm sorry, but it...
这感觉就像你准备好要说再见了 it feels like you're getting ready to say good-bye...
就像你要放弃我了 like you're bailing on me.
放弃 Bailing?
我在抗争呢 I am fighting.
我很害怕 我不知道接下来会怎样 I-I am scared, I don't know what's gonna happen,
但我在全力抗争着 but I am fighting my ass off.
我还想看着M.J.毕业 I want to see M.J. graduate.
还想跟你白头偕老 I want to grow old with you.
这一切我都不想错过 I want all of that.
但同时 我 But in the meantime, I...
我会享受每一天 I am gonna enjoy every...
每一天 每一刻 every moment of every day.
我们离开这儿吧 Let's get outta here.
扶着我 Hey. Lean on me.
我可比你想象的强壮多了 I'm a lot stronger than you think.
人的一生如此短暂 Our lives are brief.
因此 找到活着的意义至关重要 That's why it's important to search for meaning.
我们发现意义就在于女儿的开怀一笑 We find it in our daughter's smile...
在于朋友的热情相待 In the warmth of our friends...
在于信仰给予的安慰 or the comfort of our faith.
然后还有一些人 通过巨大的牺牲 Then there are those who make their lives meaningful
来寻找他们活着的意义 by making a great sacrifice.
你好 我叫贝丝·杨 Hello. My name is Beth Young.
我来此捐献一颗肾 I'm here to donate a kidney.
我刚得知我与我朋友的肾匹配 I just found out I'm a match for a friend of mine.
对不起 夫人 你来错地方了 I'm sorry, ma'am. You're in the wrong place.
你要找移植办公室在四层 You want the transplant office on the fourth floor.
这些是我的表格 These are my forms.
你可以看到都完全填好了 I think you'll see they're all completely filled out.
再说一遍 夫人 你要找移植办公室 Again, ma'am, you want the transplant office.
这里是急诊室 This is emergency.
我朋友的名字是苏珊·德尔菲诺 My friend's name is Susan Delfino.
很好笑 起初我们相处得不太愉快 It's funny. At first, we didn't get along very well.
其实 我们从未好好相处过 Actually, we never got along.
但是当有人需要你的时候 But that kind of thing seems so insignificant
这些事看来都不重要了 when someone is in need.
说的真好 在四楼 电梯直走就到了 That's great. Fourth floor, elevator's down the hall.
我真的不想给您找麻烦 I really don't mean to trouble you,
但这些表格必须送到合适的地方 But these forms have to get to the right place.
我不想搞砸 I don't want to mess this up.
这是我一生做过最重要的事 It's the most important thing I've ever done.
好吧 Okay.
我来处理 I'll take care of it.
谢谢您 您真是太好了 Thank you so much. You're very kind.
这里需要急救 We need some help over here!