《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
我是否有这份荣幸请你与我同居 Will you do me the honor of moving in with me?
有人提出邀请 Proposals were made.
我认为做室内设计生意... I think starting an interior design business is...
是天才想法 It's genius.
胡安妮塔得知真相 Juanita learned the truth.
你不是我妈妈 You're not my mommy.
她跟我讲了和一个男人的韵事 She told me about this guy that she had a fling with.
苏珊透露了她听闻的秘密 Susan revealed she knew a secret.
他的名字是汤姆·斯加沃 His name was Tom Scavo.
这跟你毫不相干 That was none of your damn business.
我是勒奈特的朋友 而我不会眼睁睁 I am Lynette's friend, and I'm not gonna stand by
看着你搞砸她的婚姻 and watch you screw up her marriage.
救命 Help!
当邻里的抗议活动 暴力升级 And when a neighborhood protest got violent...
胡安妮塔 从车上下来 Juanita! Get off the car!
胡安妮塔得救 Juanita was saved...
苏珊受伤 Susan was hurt...
而后 有人... And later, someone...
大仇得报 got revenge.
昨晚城郊遭遇不测 Something happened in the suburbs last night.
一名男子在家门口中枪 A man was shot outside his home.
侦探们奉命调查 Detectives were called to investigate.
他们很快发现 此人树敌众多 And they soon learned this man had enemies.
侦探先生 我可是神枪手 Detectives, I'm an expert marksman.
如果是我瞄准保罗·杨 If I'd been aiming for Paul Young,
他必死无疑 he'd be dead.
我不知道是谁射杀了保罗 I have no idea who shot Paul.
我只知道我欢呼雀跃到 All I know is I need a chiropractor
腰酸背痛腿抽筋 for all the cartwheels I've been doing.
如果你们查到是谁干的 告诉我一声 If you find out who did it, let me know.
我要奉上鲜花 I want to send them flowers.
是的 保罗·杨中枪一案 Yes, the police had many suspects
警方的嫌疑犯众多 in the shooting of paul young.
但他的妻子 But his wife...
只怀疑一人 had only one.
你想到来看我 我很惊讶 I was surprised you wanted to see me.
我们上一次会面 不欢而散 Our last visit ended less than... pleasantly.
你是来道歉的吗 Are you here to apologize?
你很清楚我来这里的目的 You know exactly why I'm here.
不 我不清楚 No, I don't.
显然你不是自己动手的 Obviously, you didn't do it yourself.
那么你雇了谁 So who did you hire?
贝丝 我不知道你在说什么 Beth, I don't know what you're talking about.
保罗中枪了 Paul's been shot.
什么 What?
-他死了吗 -没有 - Is he dead? - No.
很遗憾 他在医院里 Sorry. He's in the hospital.
这是什么时候的事 When did this happen?
别装了 妈妈 Oh, stop it, mama.
别再装了 我知道你与此事有关 Just stop it. I know you had something to do with this.
贝丝 你必须要相信我 Beth, you have to believe me.
-我毫不知情 -你说谎 - I-I don't know anything about it. - You're a liar.
听着 我不会假装我不恨这个男人 Look, I'm not going to pretend I don't hate the man.
我恨之入骨 I do.
但我所有的目标 是要证明 But my goal all along has been to prove
他杀害了我的姐姐 that he murdered my sister.
在这之前 我为什么要杀了他 Why would I have him killed before I could do that?
那是谁干的 Then who shot him?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不知道该信什么了 I don't know what to believe anymore.
我得去医院 I have to go to the hospital.
外界传言你可以给弄到 Word on the yard is that you can get me
一部安全的手机 a clean cell phone.
有钱能使鬼推磨 For a price.
去拿来 Get it.
有人很淘气啊 Somebody's been a naughty boy.
我猜对我当初的提议 你改变了主意 I guess you changed your mind about that proposal I made.
别误会 我是乐坏了 Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled.
我只是希望你能等到我给你信号 I just wish you'd waited till I gave you the signal.
是的 保罗·杨树敌众多 Yes, Paul Young had enemies.
我现在说话不方便 I can't talk right now.
比他知道的还要多 More than he knew.
绝望的主妇 第七季 第十一集 Desperate Housewives S07 E11
[街道暴动]
无论我们的世界何时发生翻天覆地的变化 It's something we need to be reminded of
我们都需要铭记 whenever our world has been turned upside down.
清晨来临 生活继续 Come the morning, life goes on.
我们振作精神 疯狂购物 We pull ourselves together and go on shopping sprees...
重燃爱火 or reignite a love affair...
重返工作 or go back to work.
是的 我们必须记住 生活会更好 Yes, we must remember life will get better...
除非事实并非如此 unless it doesn't.
你摘了我的肾 You took out my kidney?
它已经破裂 It had ruptured.
你在内出血 我们别无选择 You were bleeding internally. We had no choice.
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
但一只肾也可以过活的 对吧 But you can get by on one kidney, right?
通常是可以 但以你的情况 Usually. But in your case,
有点复杂 it's a little more complicated.
另一只已经畸形了 The other one is deformed.
好吧 我不会带它去参加什么 Well, fine. I won't enter it in any
肾选美大赛的 kidney beauty contests.
重点是 它只存有5%的机能 The point is, it's only operating at about 5%.
如果这一数值再降低 If that number drops any lower,
你就面临肾功能衰竭的危险 you're at serious risk of renal failure.
我怎么不知道 How do I not know this?
我的健康从没出过严重的问题 I-I've never had any serious health problems.
这是因为你的另一颗肾表现出色 That's because the other kidney was doing such a great job
弥补了这一缺陷 of taking up the slack.
你是说被你摘掉的那颗 You mean the one you took?
是的 Yes.
那你是什么意思 我需要做移植吗 So what are you saying? Do I need a transplant?
最终是要的 但我们得对你做透析 Eventuly. But we need to get you on dialysis.
这又需要做个小手术 That requires a minor surgical procedure
安装一个V型分流器 贯穿... to install an a.V. Shunt, going--
等等 等等 先别急着说 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
你说的是如果数值走低 Y-you said if it goes any lower.
也许不会走低呢 也许它会上升的 Maybe it won't. Maybe it'll go up.
一切皆有可能 Anything is possible.
但你需要直面 But you need to come to terms
发生在你身上的事实 with the reality of what's happened to you.
你的人生已经不同了 Your life has changed.
这是有关透析的资料 I have some information here on dialysis.
我建议你好好看看 I suggest you read it...
今天就看 Today.
欢迎来到夏洛特小姐的玩偶王国 Welcome to Miss Charlotte's doll academy.
我就是夏洛特小姐 I'm Miss Charlotte.
请问你们需要点什么呢 How can I serve you today?
我们想买个洋娃娃 We are here to buy a doll.
抱歉 我们这里不卖娃娃 Oh, I'm sorry. We don't sell dolls here.
是吗 Really?
这地方突然变恐怖了嘛 Wow. This place got creepy fast.
但我乐意让乖女孩收养我的朋友们 But I do let good little girls adopt some of my friends.
你想当妈妈吗 Are you ready to be a mommy?
我才不稀罕 I don't care.
她在说笑 Oh, she's kidding.
她会好好疼爱娃娃的 She would love a doll,
我想送她一份特别的生日礼物 and I want to do something special for her birthday.
我们来收养吧 So let's get this adoption going.
好 我有个皇室成员娃娃 Very good. I have someone in our royalty cabinet
一定要让你们见见 I'd love for you to meet.
妈妈知道 Look, I am sorry
你这些天很不开心 我很抱歉 about everything you've been through the past few days.
但你要知道我真的非常爱你 But I'm trying to show you how much I love you.
你算是迁就下我好吗 Can't you meet me halfway?
这是凯瑟琳夫人 This is Lady Catherine.
她可是白金汉宫的大红人 She's the toast of Buckingham Palace.
她身着的斗篷 是纯正的貂皮材质 The trim on her cloak is real ermine.
她是不是美呆了 Ooh! Isn't she gorgeous?
我去把合约拿过来 I'll go prepare her papers.
-开心吗 -开心 - Are you happy, sweetie? - Yeah!
我把手机拿出来 Oh. Let me get my phone out
给我的两位公主照张相 so I can take a picture of my two princesses.
你干嘛盯着格雷斯看 Why are you looking at Grace?
没有 我肯定是点错地方了 O-oh, I wasn't. I was, uh... I must have scrolled too far.
为什么你还留着那张照片 Why do you even have that picture?
娃娃的妈妈叫什么名字呢 And what name shall I put under "Mother"?
随你的便 我讨厌这个破地方 Put whatever you want. I hate this stupid place.
胡安妮塔 Oh--Juanita!
胡安妮塔 等等 Juanita, wait!
苏珊 你好 Susan, hi.
听说你的肾出了问题 I heard about your kidney.
我正好有两个 And I just want you to know I have two.
我们做笔交易吧 So let's talk deal.
放心 我不会告诉勒奈特 Relax. I'm not telling Lynette.
你不告诉她 You're not?
遇到这些大风大浪之后 Think about having something like this happen to you--
你就会开始权衡孰轻孰重 you start to think about what's important and what's not.
我意识到 不该由我来 And I realized it's not up to me
跟勒奈特讲那些二十年前的事 to tell Lynette about something that happened 20 years ago.
-感谢上帝 -该你去说 - Oh. Thank god. - It's up to you.
你没事吧 Hey. Y-you okay?
你都在这里呆站20分钟了 You've been standing out here for, like, 20 minutes.
我去医院看苏珊了 I saw Susan at the hospital.
她怎么样 How's she doing?
她不打算把我们二十年前 She's not gonna tell Lynette
犯的错告诉勒奈特了 about our 20-year-old mistake.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank god.
总算可以松口气了 What a relief!
那你干嘛还愁眉苦脸 W-why aren't you relieved?
她有句话叫我难以释怀 There's one thing she said I can't get out of my head.
如果我不告诉勒奈特真相 If I never tell Lynette what happened,
那我跟她就不算是真正的朋友 then my friendship with her is not real.
你们当然是真正的朋友 Sure it's real. Ugh.
我人生中所谓的朋友们最终都离开了 All my life, people I thought were my friends have left me.
大学同学 还有我跟道格的挚友 People from college, friends I had with Doug--
都离我而去 they're all gone.
而勒奈特还留在我身边 And Lynette stayed.
我该向她坦白 I think I owe her the truth.
不不不 No. No, no, no, no, no!
有时朋友之间需要善意的谎言 Sometimes being a friend requires you to lie.
我是说 I mean, come on.
我们都看到过麦克卢斯基穿慢跑短裤的样子 We've all seen McCluskey in those jogging shorts
但还是得高喊"真好看" 那才是朋友 and yelled, "Lookin' good!" That's being a friend.
雷尼 Renee...
你不能告诉勒奈特 You can't tell Lynette.
她会疯掉的 She would be devastated.
我知道 I know.
我只能继续装模作样 I just have to live with what that says about me.
那就好 我们一言为定 Great. We got a plan.
来瓶冰露啤降降温[一种饮料] Thought you might want a cold root beer to cool you down.
我喜欢其中的"冰""啤"二字 I like the "Cold" And "Beer" Part.
我能理解跟一个滴酒不沾的女人在一起 I know living with a woman who doesn't drink--
有多么难受 it must be torture.
-花园重新收拾得怎样 -还需一小会儿 - How's the replanting coming? - It's taking a little while.
院子被暴动弄得乱七八糟 Yard got pretty messed up by the riot.
稍后还要把喷头处理一下 I'll work on the sprinklers later.
慢慢来吧 There's no rush.
瞧瞧是谁在喝瓶装啤酒 Ah, look who's drinking out of the bottle.
瞧瞧你都对我做了什么 See what you've done to me?
也许接下来我每天就只用一次牙线洁齿 The next thing you know, I'll be flossing only once a day.
你在帮我收拾行李吗 Hey. You started unpacking my stuff?
对 你的书都放到架子上了 Yes. Your, uh, books are on the shelf.
运动奖杯在书房里 Sports trophies are in the den.
有个坏消息 我拿刀戳你的豆袋椅时 And on a sad note, your beanbag chair accidentally ripped
它裂开了 when I stuck a knife in it
于是被我扔进了垃圾箱 and stuffed it in the trash.
我的岩浆灯在哪 Hmm. My lava lamp?
被我失手从吧台推了下去 Accidentally broke when I pushed it off the counter.
我的东西可真不经用 Man, my stuff is clumsy.
也许我没法爱上你的一切 I may not love all your things,
但我真的很需要你在这儿 but I love that you're here.
这些天里发生这么多事 Everything that happened over the last few days
我终于意识到你对我有多重要 made me realize how important you are to me.
施特尔肥不是你最喜爱的催情剂吗 Steer manure's not your favorite aphrodisiac?
简直比你的刮胡膏还要难闻 It's only slightly worse than your aftershave,
不过它也不小心掉进下水道里了 which accidentally got poured down the drain.
那你就屏住呼吸 我要亲你咯 Well, hold your breath. I'm kissing you anyway.
天意啊 There is a god.
你有什么事 Mm. Can I help you?
有人找你 Someone to see you.
奥森 Orson.
朱迪把我赶出来了 Judy kicked me out.
我能住你这里吗 Can I stay here with you?
我没想到事情会这样 I never saw it coming.
前一分钟 One minute,
朱迪还在跟我正品尝黑比诺葡萄酒 Judy and I were enjoying a nice pinot noir,
后一秒 她就把我推上了计程车 And the next, she was wheeling me to the cab,
告诉我一切都结束了 and telling me it was over.
这太糟糕了 That's terrible.
你不用担心 你可以和我们住在这里 Well, don't you worry. You can stay here with us.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我并不知道金斯已经和你同居了 I mean, I had no idea that Keith had just moved in with you.
你们是一对新人 I mean, you're a new couple.
你们这里最不需要的 The last thing you need around here
就是再多一双脚 一对轮子 is a third and... fourth wheel.
胡说 我们坚持这么做 Nonsense. We insist.
你在这里想呆多久都行 Stay as long as you want.
不是吗 金斯 Isn't that right, Keith?
是的 当然 Oh, yeah. Sure.
你想过大概要呆多久吗 Any idea how long that might... be?
我只想知道 能与你愉快地相处多久 I just want to know how long we'll be enjoying his company.
只要我找到新的住所 I gather as soon as I can find a new place to live
和新保姆 and a caregiver.
你介意往后退一点吗 Would you mind backing up a bit?
你身上的古龙水 熏得我都要流眼泪了 Your cologne is making my eyes water.
其实 这是牛粪的气味 Actually, it's steer manure.
真是众口难调 To each his own.
金斯 你去冲个凉好吗 Uh, Keith, why don't you go shower?
我来把奥森安置好 And I'll, uh, get orson settled.
你要来点茶吗 Would you like some tea?
不 我不需要 Mm, no. I'm fine.
那么 So...
金斯 Keith.
有趣的选择 Interesting choice.
事情就这么发生了 Just... sort of happened.
嗯 Hmm.
但是就同居了 But moving in together?
你是不是把这个过渡关系 I mean, aren't you taking this rebound relationship
看得太认真了 a little too seriously?
这不是过渡关系 It's not a rebound relationship.
我和金斯的感情非同一般 What Keith and I have is very... special.
我也知道你在想什么 他有点太年轻了 And I know what you're thinking. He is a bit young.
不 一点也不 Oh, no. Not at all.
我注意到他的智齿都长全了 I notice he has all of his big boy teeth.
但是他跟我之间有很多共同点 But he and I have a lot in common.
真的吗 Really?
嗯 Hmm.
我只是很好奇 I'm just... curious.
莉尔·韦恩的歌 哪首是你最喜欢的 Which Lil Wayne song is your favorite?
"黑人兄弟之歌" 还是"美色不拒" "Fo sheezy" or "Ask them hoes"?
你要开玩笑就开吧 Joke if you must,
但我已经不是你曾经认识的那个女人了 but I am not the woman you once knew.
我已经变了 金斯功不可没 I have changed, and Keith is responsible.
我是想知道 你为什么要改变 What I'm wondering is why would someone change
你已经很完美了 something that was already perfect?
天啊 我从未想过 God, I never thought
我们的孩子会在治疗室里 we'd have a kid in therapy.
我想过 只不过我以为会是西利娅 Well, I did. I just thought it'd be Celia.
我真希望我们没来这儿 I wish we weren't doing this.
你知道 心理医生总是责怪母亲 You know the shrink always blames the mother.
丈夫也总是责怪妻子 The husband blames the mother, too.
我需要说多少次对不起 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
这不再只是我们俩的事了 You know what? It is not about us anymore.
胡安妮塔的世界崩溃了 Juanita's world is collapsing around her,
我唯一关心的是如何弥补 and the only thing that I care about is healing the damage
给这个可怜小女孩带来的伤害 that's been done to that poor little girl.
我已经带她去买过娃娃了 I took her doll shopping.
胡安妮塔 你去那边看看杂志好么 Juanita, if you'd like to go through the magazines,
我要跟你的爸爸妈妈聊一会儿 I'll talk to your mom and dad for a minute.
-好的 -好吗 请跟我来 - Okay. - Okay? Please.
显而易见 这件事非同寻常 Obviously, this is a very... unusual situation.
胡安妮塔现在知道了 Juanita understands now
她的亲生父母是赫克多和卡门 that her birth parents are Hector and Carmen.
但是她对他们没有任何感觉 But she feels nothing for them.
就因为这样 她非常不理解 And because of that, she doesn't understand
你为什么那么惦记格雷斯 why you feel so much for Grace.
那是另外一种爱 Well, it's a different kind of love.
但这并不意味着我们对胡安妮塔的爱少了 It doesn't mean we love Juanita any less.
我们应该怎么做 What should we do?
让格雷斯远离你们的生活 Remove Grace from your life.
我们告诉过你了 她已经走了 We told you. She's already gone.
胡安妮塔说你有她的照片 Juanita says there are photos of her.
她的手工制品还放在你家的冰箱上 Her artwork is on your refrigerator.
你是说把那些都扔了吗 You're saying get rid of all that.
是的 一旦胡安妮塔感觉自己 Yes. Once Juanita feels she is again
再次成为你们生活中最重要的人 the most important thing in your life,
她就会好起来 she will start to heal.
很明显 我想帮助我的女儿 Well, obviously, I want to help my daughter.
但是所有的照片吗 But all the photos?
不管做什么 我们都愿意 We'll do whatever it takes.
很好 Good.
我们遍访了你的邻居们 So we canvassed your neighborhood
看看谁会有作案动机 to determine if anyone had any motive.
而且 And, uh...
他们都有动机 They all did.
是的 但是目前为止 Yes. But so far,
他们都有不在场证明 all of them have an alibi.
那么 接下来怎么做 So... what's the next step?
我们想要问杨太太几个问题 Well, we'd like to ask Mrs. Young a few questions.
什么样的问题 What kind of questions?
首先 我们想知道 Well, for starters, we'd like to know
当你丈夫被枪击时 where exactly you were
你在哪里 when your husband was shot, and--
我要打断你的问话了 I'm gonna stop you right there.
我妻子在这次调查中不是嫌疑犯 My wife is not a suspect in this investigation.
在这条处处暗箭伤人的街上 She is the one person in that whole corrupt,
她是我唯一能够相信的人 back-stabbing street that I can trust.
好的 Okay. Uh...
是否还有其他人对你怀恨在心 is there anyone else who might harbor a grudge against you
企图伤害你的 or wish you harm in any way?
我现在想不起来了 Not that I can think of.
你呢 杨太太 What about you, Mrs. Young?
没 No.
我想不出任何人 No one I can think of.
那么 如果你能想起谁来 Well, then, uh, if you can think of anyone,
请告诉我们 please let us know.
你看到了他妻子的表情了么 Did you catch the look on the wife's face?
是的 Yeah.
加布 Gaby!
怎么了 What?
为什么格雷斯的这些照片还在这里 What are these photos of Grace still doing here?
对了 对不起 Oh. Right. Sorry.
我们从医生那儿回到家的那一秒 You should have gotten rid of these
你就该把这些全扔了 the second we got back from the doctor's.
我近来很忙 把这些给我 I've been busy. Here, give them to me.
你要怎么处理 What are you gonna do with them?
藏在衣橱里 Hide them in the closet.
不 我们要把它们给扔了 No. We have to throw these away.
为什么 Why?
胡安妮塔会找到的 Juanita could find them.
她和西利娅总在你衣柜里面玩儿 She and Celia play in your closet all the time.
那好吧 我把它们放在保险箱里 Fine. I'll put them in our safety deposit box.
她们总不会去银行玩儿了吧 The girls don't play at the bank.
你为什么不把这个当回事儿 Why are you not taking this seriously?
伦特医生从来没有说 Dr. Lunt never said
我们得把格雷丝的照片扔到垃圾堆里 we had to throw Grace's photos in the trash.
医生说了要让格雷丝离开我们的生活 The doctor said we have to remove Grace from our lives.
你明白那是什么意思吗 You understand what that means?
对我们来说 As far as we are concerned,
格雷丝不存在了 请给我你的手机 Grace no longer exists. Now give me your phone, please.
干什么 Why?
我要把格雷丝的照片都删掉 I'm going to delete every photo of Grace.
别这么较真 Oh, you can't be serious.
胡安妮塔现在很痛苦 Juanita is in pain!
你还没发现吗 Do you not get that?!
她不再是那个快乐的小女孩了 She is no longer a happy little girl
因为你没有好好保护她 Because you did not protect her!
那我该怎么做 So what am I supposed to do?
假装格雷丝不存在了 Just pretend Grace doesn't exist?
是的 而且刚才是你 Yes! And that is the last time
最后一次在这个家里提到她的名字 you will mention her name in this house!
拜托 别再给我吃药了 Oh, please, no more meds.
我能平抚你的痛苦 I'm good for what ails ya.
麦克 哦 Mike! Oh!
哦 Oh...
哦 哦 Oh! Oh!
我得先瞧瞧你 Oh, I need to look at you.
不 我还是要抱你 No, I need to hug you.
我的宝贝怎么样了 How's my girl? Hmm?
我听说你轻了小半斤 Hear you're about a half-pound lighter.
他们告诉你肾的事儿了 They told you about the kidney?
是的 但是会好起来的 Yeah. But it's gonna be okay.
我们能度过这个难关 We're gonna get through this.
透析没有听起来那么糟 Dialysis is not as bad as it sounds.
我不想做透析 I'm not doing dialysis.
什么 What?
这要一周四次 一次六小时 It's like six hours a day, four times a week.
世上没有那么多的花边新闻 There's not enough gossip rags in the world
来打发这么久的时间 to fill up that kind of time.
而且我要去工作 还要养孩子 Plus, I have a job and a kid to raise.
但是医生说 But the doctor said--
麦克 你知道吗 Mike, you know what?
医生的话 不一定全对 The doctors-- they don't know everything.
你看这个 草药疗法和代餐 Look at this. There's herbal remedies and alternative diets.
除了靠器械存活 There's a lot of other ways to handle this
还有很多其他的办法 than being hooked up to a machine.
麦克 我 我觉得很好 Mike, I-I feel great.
我只是想用自己的方法来解决 And I just want to handle this my own way.
如果你听医生们的话 Well, I'd feel a lot better
我会感觉好得多 if you'd listen to the doctors.
如果有你的支持 我也会感觉好得多 And I'd feel a lot better if I had your support.
好吧 Okay.
天啊 真不敢相信你回来了 God, I can't believe you're back.
整体施工都是手工制作 So the overall approach is craftsman,
带有日式风格 包括照明 but with japanese accents, including the lighting....
花瓶 书法 两种风格 The vases, the calligraphy. The two styles...
完美地融合在一起 work perfectly together.
我们要让你的酒店看起来 And for your hotel, we think it would look...
极尽华美 just gorgeous.
通常决议前我都会跟董事会商议 Well, I usually run everything past my board...
但是这次不用 but not this time.
我爱这个设计 I love it.
而且我也欣赏你们二位的默契 And I love the way you two are so in sync.
那是自然 我们已经是25年的挚友了 Well, we should be. We've been best friends for 25 years.
实际上是 26年 Well, actually, uh, 26.
看得出来 Oh.You can tell.
那么你们打算如何设计照明呢 So, let's see what you have in mind for the lighting.
你们先说着 我去拿水壶 You guys keep talking. I'm gonna go get the water pitcher,
因为服务员不过来加水 'cause the waiter won't refill my glass.
说说灯吧 So... the lighting.
好的 我知道一个公司 Uh, yeah, I have a company
制作日式纸质灯 that does these japanese paper lanterns.
它们非常美丽 Mm. They're beautiful.
你知道我们还有其他的酒店 And you know we have other hotels.
光说这些也许还不够 So we may need some more conversations.
看看我在水壶边找到了什么 Hey. Look what I found next to the water pitcher.
答案揭晓 Tee... ta-da!
燕麦葡萄干饼干 Oatmeal raisin.
她总是爱吃这个 She's always been crazy about them.
还记得大一的时候 你和那个男友分手 Remember freshman year, when you broke up with that boyfriend?
我就让她吃这个 喝龙舌兰 I kept her on a steady diet of these and tequila
整整两星期 For two weeks.
酒吧的设计是我最喜欢的 The bar is one of my favorite areas.
这些灯加上... Those lanterns with these--
你还好吧 Are you okay?
只是 It's just, uh...
燕麦葡萄干饼干 oatmeal raisin.
怎么了 Yeah?
你一直都是我的好朋友 You've been such a good friend to me.
嘿 Hey...
嘿 放轻松 Hey, relax!
那边盘子里还有 一百多块呢 There was, like, a hundred of 'em on a tray.
那先把这些图纸拿回家 So, take the drawings home.
好好看看 我们下周再碰头 Live with them. And we will check in next week.
雷尼 你 Renee, are you...
没关系 她很好 她没事儿 Yeah, no, she's fine. She's fine.
我们下礼拜再给您打电话 And we'll call you next week.
太感谢您了 我们激动万分 And thank you so much. We are so excited.
到底怎么了 What the hell?
我得告诉你件事 I have to tell you something.
20年前 20 years ago...
我闯了大祸 I did something awful.
天啊 谁在乎啊 God, who cares?
10分钟以前 你的表现好极了 Ten minutes ago, you did something amazing.
我跟汤姆上床了 I slept with Tom.
什么时候 When?
那个周末 你回家看父母 It was that weekend you went to visit your parents.
就只有一次 不具任何意义 And it was just the one time, and it meant nothing.
自打我搬过来 And I've been carrying this around
我就一直背负着这个包袱 ever since I moved here.
我倍受煎熬 And it's been eating me up.
那是在我们订婚之后 That was after we were engaged.
是的 但是你们当时 分手了 Yeah, but you had... broken up...
在那一周 for the week.
天啊 对不起 God, I'm so sorry.
我不想听 I don't want to hear it.
事实上 我现在都不想看见你 In fact, I can't even look at you right now.
我此刻都没法 I can't even...
跟你共处一室 be in the same room as you right now.
但我要搭你的顺风车 走吧 But you are my ride, so let's go.
你恨我吗 Do you hate me?
闭嘴 Shut up.
勒奈特 我只想 Lynette, I just need to--
闭嘴 Shut up.
是的 Yes.
我恨你 I hate you...
恨死了 A lot.
但是我知道遥远的未来有一天 But I do foresee a day far in the future
我会不太恨你 when I might only hate you a little.
知道最糟的是什么吗 You know what the worst part is?
过去的二十年里 For the last 20 years,
你们俩一直在我身边 彼此心知肚明 You two have been walking around knowing this, and...
而我 I...
却被蒙在鼓里 didn't.
我真是个白痴 I'm such an idiot.
你不是 不是 我真的很抱歉 You're not, you're not. And I am so sorry--
天啊 你不要再说了 Oh, my god, you really need to stop saying that.
但我需要你帮个忙 But I do need you to do me a favor.
什么忙都行 Anything.
别告诉汤姆 我们谈过这事了 Don't tell Tom we talked about this.
为什么 Why?
你和我丈夫上过床 You slept with my husband.
就不能照我说的去做吗 Can we just leave it at "'cause I said so"?
祝你生日快乐* *Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐 亲爱的胡安妮塔* *Happy birthday, Dear Juanita
祝你生日快乐* *Happy birthday to you
嗨 还未正式介绍 我是蒂娜的妈妈 Hi. We haven't met yet. I'm Tina's mother.
胡安妮塔上个星期来过我家 Juanita came to our house last week.
记起来了 谢谢你能来 Oh, right. Thanks for coming.
不用谢 Of course.
妈妈 Mom.
我知道 你想吃蛋糕 I know. You want some cake.
等一下 我们会拿给你的 Hold on. We'll get you some.
抱歉 她是我的小女儿 西利娅 Sorry. That's my youngest, Celia.
她很可爱 Oh, she's adorable.
你还有别的孩子吗 Do you have any other children?
没有 No.
我没有别的孩子了 I don't have any other children.
终于到家了 I am finally home.
你知道吗 我今天真是倒霉透顶 And just so you know, I had the worst day ever.
是吗 Did you?
我接待了一个又一个傲慢无礼的顾客 Yeah, I-I-I had to meet with one surly client after another.
我们的电脑坏了 我把咖啡撒到了鞋上 Our computers went down. I spilled coffee on my shoe.
听上去你受了不少罪 Sounds like you went through a lot.
但我现在好多了 But I'm much better now.
天啊 Oh, m--oh, oh, oh, god!
我忘了问 投标怎么样了 Uh, I forgot to ask-- how did the pitch go?
很顺利 我们拿下了那个项目 Good. We got the job.
太棒了 That is fantastic!
老天 你们才刚刚起步 Oh, my god. You guys are just getting started,
就赢得开门红 我为你自豪 and you're already kicking ass! I am so proud of you!
大多数功劳都在雷尼 Well, it was mostly Renee.
她包办了大部分的工作 She did the lion's share of the work.
她是个了不起的女人 She's an amazing woman.
是啊 Yeah.
没事吧 Everything okay?
没事 我 Yes, of course. I, um...
我给孩子们做了些热巧克力 I make some hot chocolate for the kids.
你想来点吗 Would you like some?
好啊 That sounds great.
有点凉了 需要我热一下吗 Yeah? Might be a little cold. Do you want me to heat it up?
不用 没事 No. It's okay.
-烫 烫 烫死了 -是吗 - It's--it's--it's boiling! - Is it?
都烫到我舌头了 I-I-I burned my tongue!
对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
开饭了 Here we are.
布里 不会吧 法式红酒烩鸡 Oh, Bree, you didn't. Coq au vin?
这是你最爱的菜 Well, I know it's your favorite,
鉴于你近来如此不顺 and considering the rough few days you've had...
你太棒了 You are amazing.
你们好 Hello.
太好了 你来了 Oh, good, you're here.
我们能开饭了 We can eat.
那是什么 我以为今天吃牛肉馅三明治 What that? I thought, uh, we were having sloppy joes.
因为我们有客人 Oh... uh, well... since we're having a guest,
我觉得该准备些上得了台面的食物 I thought I'd serve something more elegant.
明天晚上我们俩可以做 You know what? Tomorrow night, you and I should make
马赛炖汤 our bouillabaisse.
好啊 金斯 你绝对会喜欢的 Of course. Oh, Keith, you'll love it.
如果它是法式的"牛肉馅三明治" 就做吧 If it's french for "Sloppy joes," Then have at it.
布里 这一切太完美了 Bree, this looks wonderful.
请允许我祝酒 If I may.
"与您招待我的晚宴相比 "Show me another pleasure like dinner
没有什么快乐能如它一般 which comes every day
每天来到 持续甚久" and lasts an hour."
引用塔列朗 Talleyrand.
[法国著名政治家和外交家]
"闭嘴吃东西 小不点" "Shut up and eat, Varmints!"
引用山姆大叔 Yosemite sam.
[儿童连环画主人公]
真令人激动 Well, this is quite a thrill.
没想到斯坦利·科瓦斯基与我们同桌共餐 I didn't know Stanley Kowalski was joining us for dinner.
[《欲望号列车》男主角 讽刺金斯穿背心]
他是你们的一个朋友吗 Is he a friend of you guys?
实际上 Um, actually, um...
他是《欲望号列车》里的一个角色 It's a character in "A streetcar named desire."
他爱穿T恤 而且... He wore a lot of t-shirts and...
你可能没有听说过这部电影 You probably haven't heard of it.
是因为威尔·法瑞尔没翻拍 Because Will Ferrell hasn't done a remake.
[当代流行影星]
亲爱的 你上楼穿件衬衫怎么样 Sweetheart, why don't you go up and put a shirt on?
毕竟这是正餐 而且有客人在 After all, it is dinner, and we do have company.
如果大家觉得无所谓 我就这么穿吧 If it's all the same to everyone, I'm comfortable,
挺舒服的 so I'd like to stay in this.
我上去帮你拿件下来 好吗 Why don't I just go up and grab you one?
-很快 -布里 坐下 - It will only take a sec. - Bree, sit.
拜托 我想我们的客人能将就一晚的赤膊 Please. I'm sure our company can endure one night of bare arms.
没错 虽然我不清楚换衣服有什么难的 Quite right. Though I don't know what the fuss is.
但貌似理由还算合理 Seems like such a reasonable request.
这是在我家 我想怎么穿 Guess I just like dressing the way I want to dress
就怎么穿 我提议 in my own home. Here's an idea.
干脆你也把外套脱了吧 Why don't you take off your jacket,
看看这样有多舒服吧 see how much more comfortable it is?
如果脱了跟你一样 我还是不脱了 Well, if it's all the same to you, I'd prefer not to.
你就不怕会沾上食物吗 Aren't you afraid of getting food on it?
不怕 Not really.
我可是打算用餐具吃饭 而不是用爪子 I'm planning on eating with utensils, not my hands.
金斯 Keith.
不好意思 Whoops.
突发状况 Accidents happen.
其实我还是该庆幸 Well, I suppose I should be happy
还好不是他的排泄物 it wasn't his own feces.
奥森 抱歉 金斯 你怎么回事 Orson, I'm so sorry. Keith, what were you thinking?
我们还是既往不咎了 好吗 Let's just put this behind us, shall we?
好好享受你准备的盛宴吧 And enjoy the lovely meal that you've prepared.
麻烦把青豆递给我 Oh, and please pass the peas.
立马住手 怎么都跟孩子一样 Stop it this instant! You're acting like children,
我受够了 你们听到没有 and I will not stand for it! Do you hear me?!
布里 Bree.
你好 朱迪 Hi, Judy.
抱歉没打电话就直接来了 I'm sorry to just come over here without calling,
我得跟你谈谈 but I need to speak with you.
进来说吧 Come in.
奥森可好 How's Orson?
你也知道 他现在住在我那儿 You know he's, um, staying with me?
猜到了 Figured as much.
帮我个忙 Well, I need a favor.
奥森和我 It's, uh, just too difficult
再加上我的现任男友 一起住太难办了 for Orson to live with me and my new boyfriend,
我知道你跟他分手了 但是 And I know you broke up with him, but...
在他找到新去处前 is there any way he could stay here
能不能先待在你这儿 until he finds a new place?
我不知道他跟你怎么说的 Look, I don't know what he's been telling you,
其实 是他离我而去的 but orson left me.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
因为他爱的仍然是你 Because he's still in love with you.
太美了 是不是 Beautiful, isn't she?
她完美无瑕 She's just perfect.
就要她了 I'll take her.
不得不说 你女儿真幸运 I must say, your daughter's a lucky little girl.
我女儿 My daughter?
这不是你给她买的礼物吗 I assumed you were buying her a present.
不是 Oh, no.
我给自己买的 This is for me.
昨晚的事我很抱歉 I'm really sorry about last night.
但你前夫也有错 But there is something about your ex...
-金斯 -我懂 你们有过感情 - Keith...- I get it. You had a relationship,
但那已结束 现在完全是柏拉图式友谊 it's over, it's totally platonic,
我没意见 and I'm cool with it.
其实我刚和他的前女友谈过了 Actually, I just spoke with his ex-girlfriend.
奥森仍然爱着我 Orson is still in love with me.
我就知道 我就知道 I knew it. I knew it.
我们立马让他卷铺盖走人 Let's wheel his ass to the curb right now.
金斯 金斯 冷静点 Keith, keith, calm down.
在我们让他... 离开之前 Before we wheel his... anywhere,
我得先跟他谈谈 I need to talk to him.
我保证我能让他另作打算 I'm sure I can get him to make other arrangements.
那让他现在就去 Well, get him to make 'em now.
我不想那家伙再在这待一晚上了 I don't want that guy in our home another night.
好吧 给我15分钟 Fine. Just give me 15 minutes.
我和朱迪谈过了 I spoke with Judy.
她告诉我是你离她而去 She told me that you were the one who left...
因为你还爱着我 because you still have feelings for me.
是真的吗 那就是你来这儿的原因吗 Is that true? Is that... why you're here?
离开你是我所犯过的最大的错误 Leaving you was the biggest mistake I could have made.
我现在才明白 I know that now.
奥森... Orson...
告诉我你对我已没有感觉了 Tell me you don't feel the same way.
告诉我你毫无感觉 Just tell me you feel nothing,
我立马就走 我保证 and I will go away. I promise.
你知道对于我来说 变回从前那个女人 Do you know how easy it would be for me to...
重新扮演你妻子的角色 become that woman again?
会有多简单吗 To slide back into the role of your wife?
那就回来啊 Then do it.
我们心有灵犀 布里 你知道的 We have a connection, Bree, and you know it.
那都是过去的事了 We used to.
我的心已另有所属 But I've made a new connection.
得了吧 跟那个有纹身的粗人吗 Please, with that tattooed neanderthal?
是的 虽然我永远都对你有感情 Yes, and I will always have feelings for you,
但我已改变 but I've... changed.
你变成什么样了 How have you changed?
我也说不清楚 I... I can't articulate it to you
因为我自己也不太清楚 because I don't understand it myself.
我只知道和金斯在一起 All I know is that being with Keith
让我感觉焕然一新 has made me a different person.
我不信 I don't believe it.
奥森 Orson...
我的心有一部分永远属于你 You will always have a piece of my heart,
但你得接受我们结束了这个现实 but you have to understand that this is over.
我不会放弃你的 I'm not giving up.
我不会 I'm not.
怎样 So?
跟他说了吗 Did you tell him?
他需要帮忙打包行李不 Does he need help packing his stuff?
事实上 奥森还得在这儿待一段时间 Um... actually, Orson's gonna be staying with us a little longer.
什么 What?
就再待几天而已 Just, um, for a few more days
等他找到住处 until he finds a place of his own.
求你了 他现在很脆弱 Please? He's very fragile right now.
鬼才信这些 I don't believe this.
我不能就这么把他赶出去吧 Well, I can't just throw him out.
你知道为什么吗 你根本就不想他走 You know why? Because you don't want to.
我不怪你 I don't blame you.
还爱着他 也不是你的错 It's not your fault you're still in love with him.
什么 What?!
等等 别走 咱们好好谈谈 Wait! Please stop and talk to me!
布里 没什么好谈的 Bree, there's nothing to talk about!
干嘛要选牛肉馅三明治 Why would you wanna be with sloppy joe
你不是有法式红酒烩鸡了吗 when you can be with coq au vin in there?
咱们就别互相耽误了 Let's just cut our losses.
你给我听好了 You listen to me.
那是以前的我 我现在已经变了 That's who I was, not who I am now.
我这辈子头一次这么努力地珍惜一段感情 I have never worked harder in my life to keep a relationship,
如果我滚进一地牛粪 才能向你证明 And if I have to in a pile of steer manure to prove it to you,
我也在所不辞 then I'll do it!
麦克 别打电话了 Mike, just hang up.
我不想再看什么医生了 I don't wanna deal with any more doctors.
这位是个顶级肾病专家 He's a top kidney specialist.
我非常想让你去他那儿看看 I really want you to talk to him.
我在这儿打不通接待处 I can't get any reception in here.
我去趟楼下 MJ 照顾好妈妈 I'm gonna go downstairs. M.J., take care of your mom.
妈妈 布丁好难吃 Mom, this pudding's gross.
要是有冰激凌就好了 I wish they had ice cream.
我记得楼下的餐厅有冰激凌 Well, I think they do in the cafeteria downstairs.
等你爸爸回来 让他带你吃 When your dad comes back, maybe he can take you.
你要在医院住多久 How much longer are you gonna be in the hospital?
我也不知道 得有一阵子 I don't know. A little longer.
肾是不是像心脏 是你赖以为生的 Is a kidney like a heart? Do you need it to live?
那个 是的 Uh, well... yes.
那 你可能会死吗 So... you could die?
要不这样吧 You know what?
咱们两个现在就下楼 Why don't you and I go downstairs
给你买冰激凌好不好 right now and get you some ice cream?
德尔非诺太太 无论如何 Mrs. Delfino, you're in no condition
你都不可以下床活动 To be getting out of bed.
我就带他去买个冰激凌 Just taking him for ice cream.
至少让我叫个护理员 Let me at least call you an orderly
给你拿个轮椅 and get you a wheelchair.
我不需要坐轮椅 I don't need a wheelchair.
我一定得去 他现在很害怕 Look, I need to do this. He's scared.
你要多久才能跟我打篮球 So how long till you're able to play basketball with me?
不用太久 宝贝 相信我 Oh, not too long. Trust me, sweetie.
我还等着跟你来场一对一小比赛 I can't wait to kick your butt
打得你落花流水呢 in a little game of one-on-one.
-你没事吧 -没事 - Are you okay? - Sure.
宝贝 你想吃什么样的冰激凌 So, what--what kind of ice cream do you want, sweetie?
我可以吃冰激凌三明治吗 Can I have an ice cream sandwich?
当然 Oh. You bet.
你知道吗 You know what's cool?
有次我去我朋友杰瑞的生日派对 When I was at my friend Jerry's birthday party,
我们可以自己做冰激凌 We made our own ice cream
还往里放了全麦饼干 and put graham crackers in it.
听起来 很不错 That sounds... great.
还有更酷的 圣帕里特里克节那天 Oh. You know what else was cool? On St. Patrick's day at school,
学校发给我们绿色的冰激凌 They gave us green ice cream.
里面甚至还有绿色的M&M糖豆 There were green M&M's in it, too.
大家都觉得恶心死了 Everyone else thought it was gross.
妈妈 Mommy!
要动手术安一个分流器吗 So you're having surgery to put in a shunt.
为了透析用 It's for the dialysis.
这个分流器你要戴多久 And how long will you need to have this?
直到找到捐肾人 Till they find me a donor.
花不了太长时间吧 Well, that won't take very long, will it?
3到5年 Three to five years.
太奇怪了 It's weird.
这一切就像电影一样 I'm going through this whole thing like it was a movie.
像是发生在别人身上的事 It was happening to someone else.
但是现在... But now...
电影变成现实了 it's real.
我得求你们几个帮我个忙 So I need to ask you guys something.
当然可以 什么事 Of course. What is it?
如果我有个三长两短 If something happens to me...
我想知道 你们会不会 I need to know if you'll be there
帮麦克照顾MJ to help... Mike with M.J.
亲爱的 你肯定会轻松战胜病魔的 Honey, you'll come through this with flying colors.
是啊 你不会有事的 Yeah, nothing's gonna happen to you.
当然 我们答应你 我们会照顾他的 Absolutely. Yes. We'll be there.
我的大英雄 My hero.
别这么叫我 我跟这件事没有任何关系 Save it. I had nothing to do with what happened.
下次能不能帮我个忙 Could you do me a favor next time?
枪口再往下一点 往右一点 A little down... and to the right.
没有下一次 There's not gonna be a next time.
甚至根本没有这一次 There wasn't a this time.
我记得你说你会考虑一下 I thought you said you'd think about it.
那是你说的 我给你的答复是"不" That's what you said, and I told you "No."
不是我干的 I didn't do it.
那是谁干的 Then who did?
上周城郊遭遇了不测 Something happened in the suburbs last week.
一名男子在家门口中枪 A man was shot outside his home.
侦探们奉命调查 Detectives were called to investigate...
很快他们就发现 此人树敌众多 And they soon learned this man had enemies...
有的敌人 他甚至都不记得了 Some he was not even aware of.
先生 不好意思又打扰你 We're sorry to disturb you again, sir.
不会不会 侦查有进展吗 Not at all. Any luck with the investigation?
您妻子在吗 Is your wife here?
她去餐厅了 She's in the cafeteria.
你介意我关门吗 情况有点微妙 Do you mind? It's a bit of a delicate matter.
怎么回事 What's going on?
先生 我们跟你录口供的时候 Sir, when we questioned you
问你有没有什么仇人 about any enemies you might have,
你怎么没提到你岳母 You didn't mention your mother-in-law.
我岳母怎么了 你想说什么 My mother-in-law? What are you talking about?
我们调查了一下你太太的背景 Uh, we did a little checking into your wife's background.
你为什么没告诉我们 Why didn't you tell us
她母亲曾试图以谋杀陷害你 Her mother framed you for her own murder?
我们也知道 她现在在监狱里 I mean, come on. We know she's in jail,
但是菲丽莎·蒂尔曼曾大费周章 but Felicia Tillman has gone to some extraordinary lengths
来伤害过你 to cause you harm.
你觉不觉得 Are you sure there isn't a possibility
她有可能参与此事 that she somehow was involved in this?
不可能 那都是陈年往事了 Not at all. That's water under the bridge.
凭借爱和祈祷的力量 With love and prayer,
我和菲丽莎已经化干戈为玉帛 Felicia and I have resolved the issues between us.
好吧 等我们发现别的线索 Okay. If anything else turns up,
再来告诉你 we'll let you know.
非常感谢 I appreciate it.
对了 长官 Oh, and, officers?
谢谢你们没当着我妻子的面谈这事 Thank you for not bringing this up in front of my wife.
我俩从来不谈她母亲的事 Her mother is something that we never really discuss.