《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
麦克去了阿拉斯加 With Mike working in Alaska,
苏珊接了份保姆的活儿 Susan took a job as a nanny.
布里和金斯老妈的关系 Bree's relationship with Keith's mother...
布里会是那个给我生孙子的人吗 Is Bree the one who's gonna be giving me my grandchildren?
开局非常不利 ...got off to a rocky start.
那是多久的事情了 That was a million years ago.
汤姆和雷尼有着不可告人的秘密 Tom and Renee had a secret.
永远也不能让她知道我们的事 She can never know what happened between us.
保罗的妻子仿佛变了个人 Paul's wife had a change of heart...
我又想做爱了 I wanna make love again.
她背后有个惊天秘密 ...and a very big secret of her own.
宝贝 Baby.
妈妈 Mama.
菲丽莎·蒂尔曼知道许多事情 Felicia Tillman knew many things.
她知道保罗·杨杀了她妹妹 She knew Paul Young had killed her sister.
她必须找到证据 She knew she had to find proof.
而且她需要帮手 And she knew she would need help.
菲丽莎也深知自己很幸运 Felicia also knew she was lucky
有个听话的女儿 to have a daughter who did what she was told.
他什么也没告诉你? He's said nothing to you?
你都跟他过了好几个月了 You've been living there for months now.
我试过问他 Well, I've tried to ask him questions,
但他绝口不提玛莎阿姨的事 but he refuses to discuss Aunt Martha.
你没查查他的底吗 Did you look through his things?
-也许他记了日记什么的 -我查了 - Maybe he has some sort of journal. - Well, I've looked some.
那就再查查 Look again.
他还在骚扰你吗 Is he still bothering you for sex?
没有了 N-not really.
我很惊讶 I'm surprised.
他可不是会善罢甘休的人 He seems like the type who wouldn't take no for an answer.
你和他睡过了 是吗 You slept with him, didn't you?
贝丝 Beth!
他快要把我扫地出门了 我迫不得已 He was going to kick me out. I had to do something.
请千万别生气 Oh, please don't be angry.
我们也清楚 We always knew
要给玛莎阿姨主持公道 总得有所牺牲 getting justice for Aunt Martha would require sacrifices.
但这也... But this...
我竟然让那男人糟蹋了我的女儿 I allowed my own daughter to be defiled by that man.
情况没那么糟 妈妈 It wasn't that bad, mama.
难不成你还乐在其中 Are you saying you enjoyed it?
不 当然不是 No! Of course not.
只是没有我想的那么不堪 It just wasn't as unpleasant as I thought it... would be.
不过 如果你对此不反感 Well, if you've got the stomach for it...
我们倒也可以将计就计 This could work to our advantage.
你的意思是? Well, what do you mean?
性会令男人昏头 Sex makes men stupid.
他们在床上会说些醒来就忘的傻话 They say things in the dark they can barely remember come sunrise.
你是想要我在做爱时突然问起 You want me to ask about Aunt Martha's murder
玛莎被杀的事吗 in the middle of--
在做爱前不要提 I'm not saying use it as foreplay.
不过做完以后 你们俩都静静地躺着 But afterwards, when you're both just lying there,
他已 when he's...
筋疲力尽之时 spent...
想办法让他谈起过去 Get him talking about the past.
也许他会不小心说漏嘴 Maybe he'll let some detail slip,
说出对我们有用的东西 something we can use, okay?
我会试试 妈妈 我得走了 I'll try, mama. I should go.
还有件事 贝丝 And, Beth?
性也能令女人昏头 Sex makes women stupid, too.
她们会因此而 They start feeling things that
忘了自己还有正事要办 they have no business feeling.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
我明白 妈妈 I do, mama.
是的 菲丽莎·蒂尔曼知道很多事情 Yes, Felicia Tillman knew many things,
如果她女儿傻到 And if her daughter were stupid enough
会爱上保罗·杨的话 to fall in love with Paul Young,
菲丽莎会让他们俩 都受到惩罚 Felicia knew she would have to punish them both.
感恩节 人们解冻火鸡 Thanksgiving--it's a time for defrosting turkeys...
款待远道而来的家人 For visiting families...
参加游行表演 For performing in pageants.
感恩节也是购物的时节 Thanksgiving is also a time for shopping...
别在那呆坐着了 过来帮帮我 Well, don't just sit there scratching yourself. Help me.
以及紧张的时节 And stress.
菜豆 玉米粉蒸肉 Frijoles, tamales?
宝贝 我还以为你拿错袋子了 Babe, I think you got the wrong bags.
番薯和小红莓果酱到哪去了 Where are the yams and the cranberry sauce?
赫克多和卡门每逢感恩节都会 Hector and Carmen have a big Mexican dinner
吃一顿墨西哥大餐 every Thanksgiving.
既然我们邀请他们过来 Since we invited them over,
我告诉他们我会做他们爱吃的菜 比如 I told them I'd serve their favorite dishes, like...
西班牙辣香肠 蔬菜杂烩 Chorizo stuffing, bollitos,
墨西哥胡椒玉米面包 Jalapeno corn bread.
我想这对格雷斯一定很不错 I thought it'd be nice for Grace.
这是我们作为家人一起过的第一个感恩节 It's our first holiday we're together as a family.
你真贴心 That was very sweet of you.
好 祝你好运 我们两点开饭 Yeah. So good luck. We eat at 2:00.
等等 等等 Wait, wait.
要我掌勺吗 I'm cooking?
当然 你是最懂墨西哥风情的 Yeah. You're the one who knows about Mexican stuff.
你念R时会卷舌 你还把足球叫做橄榄球 You roll your r's, you call soccer football...
我为民族文化感到自豪 而你竟然取笑我? You're mocking me because I'm proud of my culture?
不 我是要庆祝它 No! I'm celebrating it.
那儿有整整两袋你民族文化的体现 And there's two bags of your culture right there.
赶紧开始吧 Start the party.
-勒奈特 -你好 - So, Lynette. - Hi.
感恩节你打算怎么过 What are your plans for Thanksgiving?
和往常一样 Same as always--
一个人花四个钟头准备晚餐 cook by myself for four hours,
随后花上三个钟头一个人收拾干净 clean by myself for three hours,
和家人一起进餐的时间却不过八分钟而已 eat with my family for eight minutes.
-那么今年一起去 -我们去 - Well, this year, how about coming to-- - We're in.
我还没开口邀请你呢 I haven't even invited you yet.
你要是敢邀请我去做火鸡 You can invite me over for turkey
我就对你饱以老拳 and a punch in the face.
如果不用我准备晚餐 我就去 If it gets me out of cooking, I'm there.
好极了 Oh. Wonderful.
等等 我们已经请了苏珊来我家 Oh. Wait. Susan was already coming to our place.
她也可以一起来吧 Is it okay if she comes, too?
好吧 也许她愿意加班 Well, I suppose she'll want overtime,
不过我可以再多找几个帮手 but I could use the extra kitchen help.
是请她做客 As a guest.
别这样 Oh, come on.
你跟苏珊有什么过节 What have you got against Susan?
她自视清高 偏又穷困潦倒 She's always so perky and poor.
真是让人看不顺眼 It's an annoying combination.
她是我朋友 而且这是感恩节 She's my friend, and it is Thanksgiving.
应该是心存感激的时节 I suppose it is a time to be thankful...
感谢上帝 没让我像她那样 And I'm thankful I'm not her.
管它呢 让她来吧 Oh, what the hell. She can come.
计划有变 There's been a change of plans.
我们大家都去雷尼家过感恩节 We're all having Thanksgiving over at Renee's.
你也一起来 You, too.
她对我带MJ去没意见吗 She's okay with me and M.J. Coming?
当然 你知道她有多喜欢孩子 Of course. You know how she loves children.
是啊 不冷不热吧 Yeah. Medium rare.
这是在干嘛呢 What are we doing?
我在试图哄佩琪睡着 Oh, I'm trying to get Paige to sleep,
一旦我停止走动 and if I stop...
就会这样 That happens.
估计再推上12圈左右 她就能睡着了 I figure 12 more laps, and she'll be asleep,
就可以把她放下了 and then I can put her down.
你知道吗 You know what?
我想是时候对她进行睡眠训练了 I'm thinking it's about time we sleep-trained her.
睡眠训练 Sleep train?
是的 就这样 把宝宝放在婴儿床里 Yeah, yeah. Here. You put 'em in their crib,
关键是 随她哭个够 来吧 and essentially, you let 'em cry it out. Come on.
哦 我是听说过 Yeah, I know what it is.
我只是一直不得要领 I just never really got the point of it.
要领就是让她自己哄自己睡觉 The point is she learns to put herself to sleep.
第一天夜里她会哭个20分钟 The first night she cries for 20 minutes,
第二天则哭10分钟 The second, ten.
要不了多久 就能皆大欢喜 Before long, everyone's happy.
那可怜的小人儿才不欢喜呢 Except the lonely little person
她会边哭 边觉得自己被遗弃了 who was crying and now thinks she was abandoned.
我知道这显得有点狠心 I know it sounds harsh,
但这样做是给孩子最好的礼物 but it's really a gift you're giving the child.
这礼物会是个泪迹斑斑的枕头 The gift of a tear-stained pillow.
多幸运的小姑娘啊 What a lucky little girl.
有什么问题吗 Something wrong?
没有 No.
你确定 You sure?
我们做爱时 你的思绪 You seem like you were a million miles away
却在千里之外 while we were making love.
哦 Well...
我只是 It's just that...
跟我说说吧 Talk to me.
我今天在店里碰到一个女人 I met a woman today a-at the store,
我告诉她我嫁给了你 and when I told her who I was married to...
她说你杀了玛莎·胡博 She said you killed Martha Huber.
我不是让你别理会这些流言蜚语吗 What have I told you about idle gossip?
她说你有动机 She said you had a motive.
玛莎勒索了你妻子 Martha was blackmailing your wife.
真是荒唐 This is ridiculous.
你是个热情的人 You are a passionate man.
这个我非常清楚 I know that firsthand,
但是有时候一时冲动 but sometimes our emotions
会让我们做出疯狂的举动 can make us do crazy things.
如果玛莎是导致 If Martha was responsible
玛丽·艾莉丝自杀的罪魁祸首 for Mary Alice's suicide --
够了 Stop it.
你真的认为我会去 Do you honestly believe that I am capable
伤人性命吗 of killing another person?
玛莎的姐姐显然是这么认为的 Martha's sister sure thinks you are.
她的想法不重要 Well, her opinion doesn't matter.
为什么 Why not?
谁都知道菲丽莎·蒂尔曼是个疯子 Everybody knows Felicia Tillman is crazy.
玛莎和我的前妻说过 Martha said to my wife
她姐姐说的话 that she couldn't trust a thing
她一个字也不信 that her sister said
因为她姐姐有严重的心理问题 due to her severe mental problems.
真的吗 Really?
你很惊讶吗 You're surprised?
那个女人为了诬陷我谋杀 The woman cut off her own fingers
而砍掉了自己的手指 to frame me for murder.
谁能干出这种事啊 Who does that?
有道理 That's a good point.
布里 Bree?
我给你买了束花 这样见到我时 I brought these so if you saw me coming,
你不会朝我开枪 you wouldn't shoot me.
金斯跟我说你有枪 Uh, Keith told me you have guns?
谢谢你不计前嫌 Thank you for letting me off the hook.
为我自己辩护一下 In my defense,
我这人喝醉了就耍酒疯 I'm an ugly drunk.
你发现了自己儿子正在和 Well, you found out your son was dating
一个比他岁数大了点的女人约会 a slightly older woman.
一时心理不平衡也是情有可原 Of course you were thrown off balance.
其实也不光是这些 It wasn't just that.
我自己最近也有些不顺心的事 I, uh, I've been going through some stuff lately.
你还好吗 Oh. Is, uh, everything okay?
自从理查德退伍回来后 Ever since Richard retired from the army,
我俩的关系就比较紧张 things have been... strained.
都会有一段过渡期的嘛 Well, there's always a period of adjustment.
没这么简单 It's more than that.
他以前总是在千里之外 He was always thousands of miles away.
我们习惯了远距离相处 We got so good at being apart,
却忘了近在咫尺时如何相待 we forgot how to be together.
这些你和他谈过了吗 Well, have you discussed this with him?
我想啊 可是每次一和他说话 I want to, but every time we talk,
都是以吵架收场 it turns into a fight.
我们试着在周五晚上一起看场电影 Trying to pick a movie friday night--
最后却变成了三小时的嗓门比赛 that--that turned into a 3-hour screaming match.
但忍着不说是无法解决问题的 Well, holding it inside isn't the solution.
你要让他知道你的感觉 You need to tell him how you feel.
相信我 说了以后你会比较开心 Trust me. You'll be glad you did.
要是金斯在的话 Well, it's just so much easier
一切就好办多了 when Keith is around.
只有他的事情 我们立场一致 He's the one thing we agree on.
我很高兴你们俩 I mean, I'm glad you two are
一起过感恩节 spending Thanksgiving together,
但我们晚上吃饭时肯定会想念他的 but we're sure gonna miss him at our table.
那不如你们也来和我们一起过节 Hmm. Hey, why don't you join us?
不 不 不 Oh, oh, no. No, no, no. No.
我不是在拐弯抹角地让你邀请我们 I-I wasn't fishing for an invitation.
我知道你不是 I know you weren't.
我们是真心希望你们能来 We would love to have you.
你真体贴啊 You are so sweet.
我保证会规规矩矩的 And I promise to be on my best behavior.
我知道你会 因为金斯告诉过你 I know you will, because as Keith told you,
我有枪 I have guns.
不好意思 我迟到了 Hey. Sorry I'm late.
我本来想和麦克通电话的 I was trying to get Mike on the phone,
但因为时差和他的行程 but between the time change and his schedule,
我们俩没能说上话 we weren't able to connect.
真可惜 Aw, that's too bad.
我刚把佩琪放下睡觉 I just put Paige down for a nap.
过来坐下喝杯冰茶吧 Come. Have some iced tea.
也许你晚上下班后再去联系麦克 Maybe you can try Mike tonight after work.
也许吧 Maybe.
她听上去很不高兴啊 Wow. She sounds really unhappy.
我们不应该做点什么吗 Shouldn't we do something about that?
你说得没错 You're right.
现在这个季节 阿拉斯加 So... what's the weather like in Alaska
那边天气如何 This time of the year?
很冷 Cold.
好茶 Good tea.
真是好茶 Really, really good tea.
要是加点柠檬就更好了 Although it could use some lemon.
我马上回来 Um, I'll be right back.
苏珊 Susan.
我们已经很久没有把柠檬 We stopped keeping lemons
放在婴儿身上了 under the baby a while ago.
对不起 我真的不忍心 I'm sorry. I couldn't take it.
听见她哭 Look, it's not fun for me
我心里也不好受 to hear Paige cry either,
但是从长远来看 But in the long run,
这样对她更好 it's going to be better for her.
这样对我不好 It's not better for me.
我昨天试着任由她哭闹 I tried letting her cry yesterday.
实在令人难受 你看看我的指甲 It was too upsetting. Look at my nails.
都被我啃光了 They're gone.
你是我的朋友 我也不想这么说 I hate to say it because you're my friend,
但这是你的工作 but this is your job.
我需要你按我的方式来做 I need you to do it my way.
我懂了 你是老板 I get it. You're the boss.
坏心眼的 冷酷的 The mean, cold --
苏珊 Susan.
对不起 Sorry.
无情的老板 Unfeeling boss.
我还以为你是来装电视的 Oh, I thought you were the cable guy.
我想免费看些付费电视频道 I'm trying to get free premium channels.
只有我一个人 No, no, just me.
勒奈特让我把这给你 Lynette wanted me to bring this over
留着星期四用 for thursday.
她觉得这在我们家可留不到那么久 She didn't think it'd stand a chance at our place.
好吧 再见 Okay. Bye.
汤姆 Uh, Tom?
对了 这个给你 Oh. Oh, oh, right. Here.
你不介意把它放到厨房里吧 Do you mind putting that in the kitchen?
我的手现在不太方便 My hands are kinda...
当然可以 Sure. Sure.
那么 这个给你了 So... here you go.
巧克力奶油美腿 派 Chocolate cream thigh-- p-pie.
我说的是派 I said "Pie."
你不会脸红了吧 Are you blushing?
汤姆 你不是早就见过吗 Tom, you've seen it before.
我隐约记得我当时也是 I seem to remember you caught me
裹着浴巾被你撞见的 in a towel then, too.
你可能早就不记得了 Well, you probably don't even remember.
蓝色浴巾 白色条纹 Blue towel, white stripes.
在科尼岛海滩俱乐部 Coney Island Beach Club.
那是条很不错的浴巾 I-it was a good towel.
汤姆 Uh, Tom.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
啥 What?
放轻松 我不是在勾引你 Oh, relax. I'm not hitting on you.
只是 It's just...
拜托 我离婚了 现在很脆弱 Well, come on. I'm divorced. I'm vulnerable.
我要抓住一切被赞美的机会 I'll take my compliments where I can.
我知道已经过了二十年了 I know it's been over 20 years,
但是我现在看起来怎么样 but how do I look?
你看上去美极了 You look incredible.
我得走了 I gotta go.
桌子没事 Table.
我想起来了 Oh, that reminds me.
我邀请了你父母来参加感恩节晚宴 I invited your parents to Thanksgiving dinner.
刚刚的这十分钟怎么会 What about the last ten minutes
让你想起我的父母呢 reminded you of my parents?
我刚刚在脑海里敲定今晚的菜单呢 I was working up the menu in my head.
所以刚才你呻吟时 So when you were moaning--
我想出了一个新食谱 I thought of a new recipe
栗子煮咸肉 for chestnut stuffing with pancetta.
听上去很棒 That does sound good.
要是感恩节只有你我在一起就好了 I wish it was just you and me for Thanksgiving.
我为今晚做了精心的计划 I had a whole night planned.
不如我们下周末一起做点特别的事 How about we do something special next weekend?
只有你和我 Just you and me?
是的 我们一起去个浪漫的地方 Yes. We'll go some place romantic,
我来安排一切 and I will plan the whole thing.
太好了 Great.
就是别在我们做爱时想那些 Just don't do it while we're making love.
我现在饥肠辘辘的 I am famished.
让我去你厨房搜刮一下吧 How about I rummage around in your kitchen
看看有什么可吃的 and find us something to eat?
看看谁来了 Hey! Look who's here.
感恩节快乐 Happy Thanksgiving.
同乐 同乐 Hey, happy Thanksgiving.
闻着都觉得很好吃呢 Ay, it all smells so wonderful.
卡洛斯跟我 Well, Carlos and I
辛辛苦苦忙了一整天 have been working our butts off all day.
她花了两个小时做头发 She did her hair for two hours
然后告诉我罐头起子在哪 and told me where the can opener was.
是谁布置的餐桌 Who set the table?
-胡安妮塔 -在我的监督下 - Juanita. - Under my supervision.
我们很高兴能来这里过节 Well, we're happy to be here.
格雷斯 小宝贝 Grace, sweetie,
你上楼和胡安妮塔还有西利娅玩吧 you wanna go up and play with Juanita and Celia
- 一会儿再吃饭 - 好的 - before we eat? - Yeah.
谁想喝上一杯呢 So who wants a drink?
我调了玛格丽塔酒 I made margaritas.
她为她的本土文化引以为豪 She is very proud of her culture.
卡洛斯 不能做爱一个月 Hey. Carlos, what's spanish for
用西班牙语怎么说 "No sex for a month"?
卡门知道 Ah, Carmen knows.
加布 你把派放哪了 So, Gaby, what'd you do with the pies?
怎么了 What?
我好像忘了去拿回来了 I kinda forgot to pick 'em up.
我做了一桌子菜 你却忘了甜点 I cooked this entire meal, and you forget dessert?
你就负责这一件事啊 You had one thing to do.
都怪你忙着让我找罐头起子 It was your whole "Where's the can opener?" thing.
害得我忘记了 It just threw me. Well,
你现在开车去买派 Go throw yourself in the car and get the pies.
我刚喝了酒 开不了车 I can't drive. I just had a glass of wine.
我们还有别的餐后甜点 We'll just have something else for dessert.
万圣节剩下的糖果 I think I have some leftover Halloween candy...
和布丁 谁不爱吃布丁呢 and pudding mix. Who doesn't love pudding?
加布 去买派 Gaby... get the pies.
我可以开车带你去 Uh... I can drive you.
谢谢 赫克多 Thank you, Hector.
好吧 我们去买你无可取代的派 Oh, fine. Let's go get your precious pies.
别发火 祸是你闯的 不是我 And lose the attitude. This is your screwup, not mine.
卡洛斯 你今晚睡沙发 Carlos, what's spanish
用西班牙文怎么说 for "You're sleeping on the couch tonight"?
卡门也会来这手 Carmen's got that one, too.
她... She...
嗨 雷尼 Hey, renee.
感恩节快乐 Happy, happy Thanksgiving.
你都住在公寓楼里了 不用这么开心吧 Okay, you live in an apartment. Take it down a notch.
你好 M.J. Oh. Hello, M.J.
M.J 你应该对派瑞夫人说什么 M.J., what do you say to Mrs. Perry?
她需要药物治疗 She needs medication?
那是我们八卦她的话 That's what we say about her.
我们应该对她说什么 What do we say to her?
谢谢你收留我们 Thank you for having us.
嘴很甜 Precious.
这条粉笔线是怎么回事 What's this chalk line?
小孩不能迈进这条线 No kids beyond this point.
你母亲可以送食物给你吃 Your mommy can bring your food to you.
别开玩笑了 孩子们的餐桌在车道上 Seriously? The kids' table's in the driveway?
我本来放大街上的 但警察让我搬走 I put it in the street, but the cops made me move it.
嗨 感恩节快乐 Hey, happy Thanksgiving.
小宝贝佩琪在哪 Oh. Where's my little Paige?
我们正在让她的睡眠作息规律 Oh, we are trying to keep her on her sleep schedule,
波特和普雷斯顿正在照看她 so Porter and Preston are watching her.
但是别担心 苏珊 But don't worry, Susan.
我告诉他们了 如果她哭了起来 I told them if she cries,
他们每二十分钟会抱一抱她 they can pick her up after 20 minutes.
二十分钟 你们都提高到二十分钟了啊 20 minutes. You're up to 20 minutes now.
而且她得哭得比足球比赛还大声才行 If they even hear her over the football game.
什么 What?
感恩节快乐 Happy Thanksgiving.
什么 What?
跟你说过她肯定忘了 我们走吧 Told you she forgot. Let's go.
不 不 还记得去年当你发现 No. No. Remember how awful you felt when you found out
我和罗伊在烤饼城堡过感恩节 Roy and I spent last Thanksgiving
心生同情 于是邀请我们 at Pancake Castle and you invited us to your house
来年去你家过节吗 for the next year?
也就是今年 It's next year.
抱歉 我忘记了 I'm... sorry. It slipped my mind.
没关系 我们可以再回烤饼城堡 Well, that's okay. We can go back to Pancake Castle.
不 不行 No, we can't.
卫生局让他们停业整顿 The Board of Health shut 'em down.
那些薄饼不是蓝莓 Those weren't blueberries.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
欢迎和我们一起共餐 Of course you're welcome to eat with us.
-谢谢 布里 -嗨 我们来了 - Well, thank you, Bree. - Hey. We're here.
看 这才是受邀的客人 我们别挡路 Oh, look. Invited guests. We'll get out of the way.
金斯 感恩节快乐 Keith. Happy Thanksgiving.
理查德 玛丽 Richard, Mary.
他们冲你按喇叭是因为 They were honking at you because
你在快车道上开得像蜗牛一样慢 you were driving slow in the fast lane.
不是 我在左车道上开的是合法限速 No. I was driving the legal speed limit in the left lane.
也就是俗称的快车道 Otherwise known as the fast lane.
感恩节快乐 我们本应该早点到 Happy Thanksgiving. We'd have been here sooner.
别提了 理查德 Drop it, Richard.
快点 走啊 Come on. Move!
估计是出了事故 I think it's an accident.
那他们最好已经丧命了 Well, they better be dead.
面包店十分钟之后打烊 The bakery closes in ten minutes.
要不我们别买派了 Maybe we should just forget the pies.
你疯了 如果我们两手空空的回去 Are you crazy? If I show up empty-handed,
卡洛斯会和我大动干戈 Carlos will go all Ricky Ricardo on my ass.
从路肩绕过去 Take the shoulder.
什么 What?
显然我们可以绕过这大塞车 It's totally clear, and we can pass by this whole mess.
加布 这是犯法的 Gaby, it's against the law.
赫克多 我在这小卡车里汗流浃背 Hector, I am sweating in a pickup,
声嘶力竭 你别跟我对着干 and my buzz is wearing off. You do not wanna tangle with me.
冲过去 Punch it!
他可能没看见咱们 Maybe he didn't see us.
先生 Sir...
你应该明白路肩只供紧急情况通行吧 You do realize that the shoulder is used just for emergencies?
警官 我们很高兴见到你 Officer, hi. Are we glad to see you.
我们可以让警官护送我们到面包店 We could really use a police escort to the bakery.
那里十分钟后打烊 It closes in ten minutes.
这算不上紧急情况 夫人 That's not an emergency, ma'am.
夫人 哇 还真是一本正经 "Ma'am"? Ow. Talk about police brutality.
请出示驾驶证和行车证 License and registration, please.
我有行车证 I-I have the registration.
你有驾照吗 And do you have a driver's license?
先生 你是美国公民吗 Sir... are you a citizen of the United States?
嗨 种族歧视吗 Hey! Racist much?
不能因为他的肤色是黑的 开辆旧汽车 Just because he's got dark skin and drives a clunker
把晾衣杆当天线用 and has a coat hanger for an antenna
就说他是非法移民 doesn't make him illegal.
加布 拜托 Gaby, please!
他有公民权益 还缴税 He has rights. He pays taxes.
我们需要知道你的名字 We're getting your name,
警官 马丁内斯 officer... Martinez.
真该死 Damn!
把你驾照给他 我们赶紧走 Just give him your license so we can get outta here.
赫克多 Hector?
先生 请下车 Sir, step out of the vehicle
把手放在车上 and put your hands on the car, please.
赫克多 Hector.
那不是你的卡车吗 Isn't that your truck?
怎么开成那样 Why is it moving like that?
我老公呢 Where's my husband?
派呢 Where's the pie?
加布 发生什么事了 Gaby, what happened?
别冲我嚷嚷 Please don't yell at me.
这是我第一次开手动挡的车 That was my first time driving stick shift,
-我简直魂飞魄散 -赫克多去哪了 - and my nerves are shattered. - Well, where's Hector?
-他被拘捕了 -拘捕了 为什么 - He got arrested. - Arrested? Why?
路上堵得水泄不通 面包店就要打烊了 Well, traffic was awful, and the bakery was closing,
赫克多就 我劝过他了 so Hector-- a-and I begged him not to,
可他还是把车开上路肩 drove up on the shoulder,
警察就把我们扣下了 and the police caught us.
警察 Police?
-格雷斯 上车 -但我们还没吃饭呢 - Grace, get in the truck now. - But we haven't eaten yet.
我不管 现在就走 我去拿钱包 I don't care. Let's go! Where's my purse?
到底发生什么事了 What the hell is going on?
我想他们是非法移民 I think they're illegals.
他们会把赫克多驱遂出境吗 Are they gonna deport Hector?
我不知道 他们把他带走了 I don't know. They just took him and left me in a car
留下我开这辆手动挡的车 that I don't know how to drive.
卡门 等等 Okay, Carmen, wait.
我们去雇个律师 把你丈夫捞出来 We can get your husband out of this. We'll hire a lawyer.
他们明天就会把他送上返回墨西哥的汽车 They will have him on a bus back to Mexico by tomorrow.
在他们查到我们的地址之前 I have to move out of our house
-我得赶紧搬走 -你要去哪 - before they track down our address. - Where are you going?!
我有个亲戚在德克萨斯 I have relatives in Texas.
等我理清楚下一步怎么办之前 We'll stay with them
我们都会呆在他家 until I can think of what to do next.
但格雷斯怎么办 But what about Grace?
我们什么时候才能再见到她 When will I see her again?
我不知道 I don't know.
说再见 格雷斯 Say good-bye, Grace.
再见 加布 Good-bye, Gaby.
孩子们 我做了些小吃摆桌子上了 Hey, kids, I put some snacks on the table.
派瑞夫人扇了厨子一耳光 Mrs. Perry slapped the caterer,
晚餐会迟些 so dinner's gonna be a little late.
你们听到哭声了吗 Do you hear crying?
也许是厨子在哭 Maybe it's the caterer.
不 听起来像是佩琪 No, I think it's Paige.
是啊 她哭了很久了 Oh, yeah. She's been crying for a long time.
是吗 She has?
谁想玩足球 Who wants to play some football?
好吧 继续玩 继续玩 Okay. Go long, go long.
糟了 我真笨 Oops! That's my bad!
我去追 I'll get it!
噢 哈 越跑越远了 Oh! Look! Ha! Did it again.
我去追 I'll get it!
快跑 快点 Let's go, boys. Come on!
三号和六号 传球 3rd and 6. You gotta throw it.
没成功 Oh, he's not gonna.
快点传球 Come on! Throw the ball!
要输了 Ugh. It's like they're trying to lose.
三号和十六号 十六号突然传给布莱克 Now 3rd and 16 from the 16 to give to Blake on the draw,
布莱克想突破防守却一无所获 and Blake is hammered at the line for no gain.
理查德 跟我们说说 So, uh, Richard, tell us,
你们退休后的计划 what are your plans for retirement?
我们还在商量 We're, uh, we're still discussing that.
他想自己出海航行周游南美 He wants to sail down the coast of South America by himself.
布里 这小红莓果酱很美味 Bree, this cranberry sauce is delicious.
你的秘方是什么 What is your secret?
我要不要提醒你一下 Might I remind you,
计划一直都是我俩一块 The plan was always for us
从南美海岸航行而下 to sail down the coast of South America. Oh.
说说你的秘诀吧 布里 我很想听听 Please tell us that secret, Bree. I'd love to hear it.
是加了肉桂吗 Is it cinnamon?
如果不是 那我们谈谈肉桂怎么样 If it isn't, can we talk about cinnamon?
我认识一个巴尔的摩的脱衣舞女 I knew a stripper in Baltimore
名字叫肉桂 named cinnamon.
胸长的不错 Nice broad.
是你改变了计划 You changed the plan.
是你说你想继续工作 You were the one that said you wanted to keep working.
我是不是还要为 当你满世界溜达时 Well, I'm sorry if I built up a successful practice
-我在医术上的成功而抱歉 -溜达 - while you were traipsing around the world. - Traipsing?
-是啊 -就像我当年在伊拉克溜达一样 - Yes. - Like when I traipsed through Iraq.
伊拉克 我的天 那儿是什么样的 Iraq! My goodness. What was that like?
现在想想 其实还不算糟 When I think about it now, doesn't seem so bad.
那个 理查德 我们现在知道你爱航海 So... Richard, we know that you like sailing.
你呢 玛丽 你有什么爱好吗 What about you, Mary? Do you have any hobbies?
问问他 Ask him.
抱歉 Excuse me?
他跟我认识35年了 He has known me for 35 years.
我很好奇他能不能说出一件我喜欢的事来 I'd be curious if he could name even one thing I like to do.
喜欢犯贱 Bitch?
不是 那个脱衣舞女的名字是小姜 No. The stripper's name was Ginger.
肉桂是她姐们 被出租车撞死了 Cinnamon was her sister. Killed by a cab.
你非要抱怨点什么才满意是吗 You're not happy unless you have something to complain about.
爸 妈 拜托 你俩是来做客的 Dad, mom. Come on. You're guests here.
我瞎纠结什么呢 简直是对牛弹琴 Why do I even bother? It's like talking to a wall.
这头牛在你自制拼图的生意黄了以后 A wall that paid for your medical school
还帮你付了医学院的学费 after your homemade wooden puzzle business went belly-up.
那你的所作所为就都是成功吗 And everything you ever did was a success?
伊拉克 说得好听 Iraq? Nice job!
我在朝鲜还中了弹 I caught some shrapnel in Korea.
差点就变了太监 came this close to being a lady.
看 布里 这就是我之前跟你说过的 See, Bree? This is just what we talked about.
你 你跟我妈谈过 You--you talked to my mother?
布里说我应该告诉你我的感受 Bree said I should tell you how I feel.
我这就告诉你我的感受 我想离婚 Well, here is how I feel. I want a divorce.
什么 What?
谢谢你 布里 我是感觉好多了 Thank you, Bree. I do feel better.
你让我妈离婚 You told my mom to get a divorce?
我没说过离婚这俩字 I never said "Divorce."
你想解脱 好啊 我乐意奉陪 You want out of this? Fine! I'm happy to oblige!
爸爸 妈妈 等等 Dad! Mom, wait!
你之前还不想来 And you didn't wanna come.
我很喜欢你做的馅料 I love the stuffing.
真的吗 不会太干吗 Are you sure? Not too dry?
不 很好吃 No. It's yummy. Hmm.
你用了核桃 Did you use pecans?
是啊 是按照我母亲的食谱 Yes. It's my mother's recipe.
可能跟你小时候吃过的馅料 It's probably a lot different from the stuffing
不太一样 you had as a kid.
实际上 Actually,
妈妈和我没怎么庆祝过感恩节 mama and I didn't really celebrate Thanksgiving.
什么 What?
爸爸在我很小的时候就离开了 Daddy left when I was very young.
从那之后 妈妈说 After that, mama said
我们没有任何值得感恩的东西 we didn't have anything to be thankful for.
你们从没有邀请别人来家 So you never had people over?
没有 一直都只是 No. It was always just...
妈妈和我 Mama and me.
那太糟糕了 That's too bad.
我12岁的时候 倒是有问过妈妈 When I was 12, I did ask mama
能不能邀请一位同学来一块吃饭 if I could have a friend from school to eat with us.
丹尼·沙利文 Danny Sullivan.
我开始没告诉她我邀请的是个男孩 I didn't tell her I'd invited a boy
到感恩节早上才说 until Thanksgiving morning.
然后呢 Well, what happened?
她朝我大吼大叫 She started screaming at me...
说男孩都是别有用心的 saying boys were only after one thing.
当他过来敲门的时候 When he showed up and knocked on the door,
她不让我开门 she wouldn't let me answer it.
我们就那么 坐在那吃饭 We just... sat there and ate
而他一直敲门 一直敲 while he knocked and... knocked.
最后 终于停了 Finally, it stopped.
你母亲听起来好像不是太开心啊 Your mother sounds like a very unhappy woman.
我小时候没注意过这么多 I didn't notice it so much when I was a child.
而现在我才开始意识到 But now I'm starting to realize just how...
她有多扭曲 damaged she is.
所以你才没让我去拜访她 Is that why you never introduced us?
我只是觉得你们俩可能不会有太多共同语言 I just never thought you two would have much in common.
我能想到一点 I can think of one thing.
我们都很爱你 We both love you.
我等了这么长时间 You know, I think it's good
才过了一个真正的感恩节 I waited this long
这是件好事 to have a real Thanksgiving.
为什么这么说 Why's that?
因为现在我才有了值得感恩的东西 Because now I actually have something to be thankful for.
各位 Hey, guys.
我带了点火鸡过来 I brought you some turkey.
我能吃点吗 Can I have some?
当然了 不过 你妈妈在哪 Well, sure, but... where's your mom?
我以为你们在玩橄榄球呢 I thought you guys were throwing the football around.
她把球踢到你家那边去以后 I haven't seen her
我就没见过她 since she kicked it down to your house.
那是什么时候的事了 And how long ago was that?
有一会了 那会宝宝还在哭 A while ago, before the baby stopped crying.
第二节还剩1分35秒 And 1:35 left here in the 2nd.
在本方的42码线 21比3落后 ...at their own 42-yard line, trailing 21 to 3.
伙计们 怎么回事 Hey, guys, how's it goin'?
达拉斯要输了 Uh, Dallas is losing.
宝宝在哪呢 Where's the baby?
-他们没有传球 -伙计们 - They have no passing game. - Guys!
苏珊 Susan?
好吧 我现在不起疑了 Ahh. Well, now I'm not suspicious at all.
拜托 苏珊 Come on, Susan!
你吓死我了 God, you scared me.
你 在这等着 伙计们 You... stay right there. Guys?
你们上楼去看比赛好吗 Will you watch the game upstairs?
我得跟苏珊谈谈 I need to talk to Susan.
-苏珊什么时候来的 -我怎么知道 - When did susan get here? - Beats me.
怎么回事 What the hell?
我隔着四栋房子都能听见她哭 I could hear her crying four houses away.
是啊 昨晚上她哭得一样凶 Yes. And last night, she cried just as loud,
两分钟以后 她自己就睡着了 but two minutes later, she put herself to sleep.
她会自我调解 这法子是有用的 She was self-soothing. The system was working.
我不管 我觉得这是懒妈妈的破法子 I don't care. I think it's a crappy system for lazy moms.
懒妈妈 你有什么资格说这话 Lazy moms? Who are you to talk?
你18年才养一个孩子 You have one kid every... 18 years.
我 我这家里同时有五个孩子 Me--I've got five in the house at the same time.
这是场战争 It's a war.
我得想办法让宝宝起居有规律 So if I need to put my baby on a schedule
免得把我的生活搞得乱七八糟 to stop my life from spiraling out of control,
我就得这样做 That's what I'm gonna do.
那你就得一个人这样做了 Well... you're gonna have to do it alone,
我辞职 'cause I quit.
等一下 这是不是有点太极端了 Whoa. Hold on. Isn't that a little extreme?
勒奈特 我很抱歉 Lynette, I'm sorry.
我不能站在一边听孩子哭 I cannot stand by and listen to that baby cry.
五分钟都不行 Even for five minutes?
一分钟也不行 我受不了这个 Even for one minute. It's more than I can handle.
我每天晚上都听见M.J.哭着入睡 I listen to M.J. crying himself to sleep
因为他想他爸爸 every night... because he misses his dad.
我每晚都哭着入睡 因为我儿子在哭 I cry myself to sleep because my kid is crying.
我生活里太多眼泪了 我受不了 There's just too much crying in my life. I can't take it.
亲爱的 我很抱歉 Oh, sweetie. I'm so sorry.
我完全不知道 I had no idea.
很抱歉向你发泄出来了 I'm sorry to dump all this on you.
我一整天都很情绪化 I have been emotional all day.
天哪 God...
今天是感恩节 我 It's Thanksgiving, and I...
我都还没跟麦克说过话 I haven't even gotten to speak to Mike.
你想打给他吗 可以用我的电话 You wanna call him? You can use my phone.
想说多久说多久 Talk as long as you like.
真的吗 很贵的 Are you sure? It... it's expensive.
要么就跟你老公打电话 Well... it's either talking to your husband
要么就自我调解吧 or self-soothing,
我知道你有多想打这个电话 And I know how much you love that.
谢天谢地 你还没走 Oh! Thank god you haven't left.
你来这儿干吗 What are you doing here?
你不用走了 You don't have to leave.
卡洛斯和我雇了我们的朋友鲍勃 Carlos and I hired our friend Bob.
他是个律师 他会想办法帮你们的 He's a lawyer. He'll find a way to help you.
怎么帮 我们犯了法 How? We're breaking the law.
至少先跟他谈谈 Well, at least talk to him.
你不能就这么收拾包袱走人 You can't just pack up and go.
我们一直都知道会有这一天的 We always knew this day might come.
当初就是这么计划的 This was the plan.
我不过是照计划行事 I'm sticking to it.
卡门 我们应该好好谈谈 Carmen, we should talk about this.
嗨 加布 Hi, Gaby.
妈妈 我要把所有衣服和书全带上吗 Mama, am I supposed to pack all my clothes and books?
不 就带最喜欢的就行 Uh, just your favorite things,
这是次长长的旅行 mija, for a nice, long visit.
我要去见表兄妹了 I'm going to meet my cousins.
我听说了 I heard.
卡门 我知道你自尊心强 Look, Carmen, I know you're a proud woman,
可你必须让我们帮你 but you have to let us help you.
我们是一家人 我舍不得你离开 We're family. I'm afraid if I let you go,
我将再也见不到格雷斯 I'll never see Grace again.
你可能也见不到胡安妮塔了 And you might not see Juanita.
留下来 我们一起解决问题 Stay with us until we can figure things out.
让他们不会再找你们麻烦 They'll never look for you there.
退一万步讲 At the very least,
我们至少还能和女儿们多呆两天 We can have a few more days with the girls.
拜托你 Please.
我还没做好心理准备 和你们道别 I'm not ready to say good-bye yet.
-帮你满上吗 -谢谢 我够了 - Top you off? - Thanks. I'm good.
勒奈特跑哪儿去了 Where the heck did Lynette go?
她跑不远 She can't be that far.
这房子装修不错 So the house looks great.
谢谢 Thanks.
你喜欢住在这里吗 You like living here?
喜欢 当然喜欢 Uh, yeah. Sure.
这回答好牵强 That didn't sound very convincing.
我不是反感美景镇 Well, it's nothing against Fairview.
只是我周围都是已婚人士 It's just... I'm surrounded by couples and married people.
而我是单身 And I'm alone.
刚听说的时候你信吗 Would you believe for the first time?
以我对你的了解 应该不会单身多久 Well, if I know you, that's not gonna last.
我也没把握 I don't know.
人们以前总说我是个美女 You know, people used to say I was a beautiful woman.
现在她们都说 Now they say
以我这个年龄 算是个美女了 I'm a beautiful woman for my age.
拜托 Please.
我刚看过你裹着浴巾的样子 I just saw you in a towel.
你家的付费频道装好了吗 Did you get your premium channels?
装好了 I did...
还有高速网络 And high-speed internet.
真有你的 There you go.
曾几何时 Oh, you know, there was a time
我对男人手到擒来 where I could have any man I wanted,
没一个漏网的 and... I did.
但我的选择不明智 But I did not choose wisely.
我以前喜欢富人和名人 I went for the rich guys, the famous guys,
他们能给我买金银珠宝 The ones who bought me pretty things.
我真该找个善良而有风度的男人 I should've been looking for a man who was kind and gentle,
那种你想跟他共度一生的人 The kind of man you'd actually wanna raise a family with.
这方面我还真不如勒奈特 I gotta hand it to Lynette.
她才懂得如何挑男人 She sure knows how to pick 'em.
你们在聊什么 Hmm. What are you guys talking about?
在聊你呢 You, actually.
我希望你们是在夸我 I hope it was complimentary.
那是当然 Uh, very.
-嗨 -进来吧 - Hey. - Come on in.
我爸也在 他在另一个房间 My dad's here. He's in the other room.
他情绪怎样 Oh. How's he doing?
好得出奇 Weirdly okay.
你呢 And how about you?
我吓坏了 Freaked out.
我猜无论你是4岁还是34岁 Guess it doesn't matter if you're 4 or 34
面临父母离异时的感觉都一样 when your mom and dad aren't together anymore.
很可怕 我能了解 It's horrible, I know.
是不是很讽刺 You know what's ironic?
感恩节原本应该是家庭大聚会的日子 Thanksgiving, big family holiday.
可就在这天 我开始思考 That's the day I start thinking
婚姻本身毫无意义 there's no point in being married.
-你不能这么想 -为什么不能 - You can't think like that. - Why not?
他们的婚姻维持了35年 They were married for 35 years.
却瞬间瓦解 If it could fall apart that quickly...
不是这样的 It didn't.
冰冻三尺非一日之寒 金斯 It's been a long time coming, Keith.
只是你没有亲眼目睹罢了 You just haven't been around to see it.
就算我目睹了 又能好到哪去 Hmm. Like that would have made it easier.
我想说的是 不要对婚姻有成见 Son, all I'm saying is try not to be cynical about marriage.
是吗 我怎么看这房间里有好多离婚人士 Really? 'cause I see a lot of divorced people in this room.
抱歉 Sorry.
没什么 你说得对 我离婚了 No. You're right. I'm divorced.
可我从没放弃过对婚姻的追求 But I will never give up on marriage.
因为一旦成功了 感觉很棒 Because when it works, it's great.
而且我仍相信我能再寻求到美满的婚姻 And I still believe it could happen again for me.
我真不敢相信 And I cannot believe
我刚对我男友说了那番话 I just said that to my boyfriend
还是在他的父亲面前 in front of his father.
出去散散步吗 You wanna take a walk?
或许我还能找回 Maybe I can salvage one nice
一次美妙的感恩节回忆 Thanksgiving memory out of this day?
好的 I'd love to.
好的 我去拿外套 All right. I'll get my coat.
我希望他能好起来 I hope he's gonna be okay.
可能需要点时间 Well, it'll take some time,
可我保证会帮他度过难关 But I promise I'll help him through it.
金斯能有你在身边 真是他的福分 Keith's a lucky guy to have you.
谢谢 Thank you.
从我第一眼见你 我就觉得你与众不同 I knew you were special from the moment I met you.
准备走了吗 You ready to go?
准备好了 All set.
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进展如何 有什么发现 How's it going? What have you found out?
一无所获 Nothing.
他还是矢口否认 He still insists he didn't do it.
很明显 时间太仓促 Clearly, it's too soon.
你还没获取他的信任 You haven't gained his trust yet.
你知道该做些什么吗 You know what you should do?
参加个什么月度美酒俱乐部 Join some wine-of-the-month club.
每次去都把他灌醉 Start getting him drunk on a regular basis.
可能他能露点口风 Maybe he'll let something slip.
怎么了 What's wrong?
妈妈 Mama...
你有没有想过他可能 Have you ever considered the possibility that...
可能什么 That what?
保罗可能没有杀玛莎阿姨 That Paul didn't kill Aunt Martha.
没想过 No.
你想过吗 Have you?
毕竟没人目睹过他杀人 No one actually saw him do it.
我的天 Oh, my god.
他发誓说没杀害她 He swears he didn't kill her.
而你竟然信以为真 And you believe him.
我要你搬出那栋房子 I want you out of that house.
-妈妈 -你现在离开 去收拾行李 - Mama. - You will leave here, get your things,
今天就搬出去 and get out of that house today.
我不能 I can't.
为什么 Why not?
他是我的丈夫 He's my husband.
什么 What?
他对我很好 He's nice to me.
那又怎样 Who cares?!
他是个冷血杀手 He's a cold-blooded killer!
妈妈 警卫就在你后面 Mama, the guards.
我把你拉扯大 不是让你是非不分的 I didn't raise you to be this stupid!
坐下 Sit down,
-不然你的探访就结束了 -别碰我 - Or your visit's over. - Don't touch me!
-妈妈 -我不会任你 - Mama! - I will not allow you
爱上一个禽兽的 to fall in love with a monster!
听到了吗 Do you hear me?!
贝丝 Beth!
妈妈 我们想吃早餐 Mom, we want breakfast.
好 我马上就去 Okay, I'll be there in a second.
鲍勃 我们应该有办法 Bob, there has got to be some way
帮赫克多得到正式身份 we can get Hector his papers.
我们能不能花点钱疏通关系 Isn't there somebody that we can throw money at?
为时已晚 还有只要卡门还留在这里 Guys, it's too late for Hector, and as long as Carmen is here,
她也面临着被驱逐出境的风险 she runs the risk of being deported, too.
她要么自首 要么 She either turns herself in, or...
我必须销声匿迹 I have to disappear.
你说卡门有风险 那格雷斯呢 You said Carmen's at risk. What about Grace?
她出生在这里 她是美国公民 She was born here. She's an American citizen.
妈妈 Mom!
我该走了 I should go.
太棒了 华夫饼是我的最爱 Wow. This is great. Waffles are my favorite.
很好 你想吃的话 随时都能吃 Good. You can have them anytime you want.
真的吗 真希望我能一直住在这里 Really? Wow. I wish I could live here all the time.
世事难料 Well, you never know.
也许会有实现的可能 There might be a way we can make that happen.
每年一次 Once a year,
我们记得要停下来 细数我们得到的恩惠 we remember to stop and count our blessings.
我们感谢心有灵犀的朋友 We give thanks for the friends who understand us...
我们感谢带给我们幸福的爱人 The lovers who makes us happy...
我们感谢对我们唯命是从的孩子 The children who do our bidding...
的确 我们要感谢所有给予我们的恩惠 Yes, we must always be thankful for what we've been given...
哪怕只是一次机会 even if it's just an opportunity.