《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
苏珊在新工作中做得如鱼得水 Susan showed a certain flair for her new job.
全是你赚的 你挺擅长做这个的嘛 There you go. You know, you're getting good at this.
雷尼租下一所房子 Renee rented a house.
-这个真是太... -棒了吗 - Wow, that is so... - Wonderful?
太近了 Close.
有些事我要告诉你 There's something I have to tell you.
加布得知真相 Gaby learned the truth
原来女儿在出生时就被调包了 about her daughter being switched at birth.
贝丝 Beth!
保罗·杨再次令众人大跌眼镜 Paul Young continued to surprise everyone.
想必刚刚大家都见过我妻子了 Well, I see you've all met my wife.
汤姆回到家中 一脸莫名的痛苦 And Tom came home with a mysterious affliction.
我感觉不太舒服 I'm not feeling well.
又不舒服了 Again?
我躺在沙发上看看电视好了 I'm just gonna lie on the couch and watch some TV.
汤姆·斯加沃心情低落 Tom Scavo was depressed,
他妻子千方百计 and his wife had done everything she could
取悦他 to cheer him up.
为他做他最爱的食物 She had made his favorite meals.
给他讲最有趣的笑话 She had told her funniest jokes.
甚至为他穿上最性感的内衣 She'd even worn her sexiest lingerie.
然而一切都无济于事 But nothing worked.
最终 勒奈特坚持要丈夫去看医生 Finally, Lynette insisted her husband go to the doctor.
不幸的是 他带回家来的处方 Unfortunately, what he came home with was a prescription...
却激起轩然大波 for trouble.
抗焦虑药 Antianxiety medication?
他就给你开这个啊 This is what he gave you?
韦勒医生说会有效果 Dr. Weiler says it will help. -
他才跟你谈了20分钟而已 He spent 20 minutes with you.
-勒奈特 -我来猜猜看 - Lynette. - And let me guess.
他开处方用的笔 Did he write this with a pen
就是制药公司赞助的吧 that has the drug company's name on it?
我需要这药 I need this medicine.
那就吃呗 不过我告诉你 Then take it, but I gotta tell ya,
这些药真是把我吓得不轻 those drugs scare the crap out of me.
我总得治吧 真是受不了现在这种感觉了 I gotta do something. I am so tired of feeling this way.
以前这些难关 咬咬牙不也挺过去了吗 But you've gone through rough patches before.
你不会有事的 You could come out of it.
那就坐以待毙 这是你的建议吗 So wait around to get better? That's your answer?
你哪里知道我脑子里有多痛苦 You don't know what it's like inside my head!
好了 你说得对 对不起 Okay, you're right. I'm sorry. Hey! Hey!
还记得苏珊吗 她过去不是一直头痛吗 Remember when Susan kept having all those headaches?
她后来找了一个医生 Who was that guy that she went to?
对 是罗斯医生 Doctor... Dr. Ross.
-他能有什么不同 -他注重治本 - How is he gonna be any different? - He's holistic.
尽量避免用猛药 苏珊很喜欢他 He tries to stay away from heavy meds. Susan loved him.
如果他也说我该用这药呢 And if he says I should be on this?
那你就有第二专家意见了 Then you have a second opinion.
不管他说什么 我都没二话 Whatever he says, I'll go with it.
我去看罗斯医生了 I saw Dr. Ross.
真高兴你去了 Oh! I'm so glad.
你喜欢他吗 Did you like him?
爱死他了 Loved him.
你说得对 And you were right.
他不推崇药品 He--he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals.
他只开纯天然的草药 He only prescribes stuff that's totally herbal and natural.
好极了 That is fantastic.
那他开的什么药 So what did he suggest?
医用大麻 Medical marijuana.
是的 Yes,
汤姆·斯加沃一直在与抑郁对抗 Tom Scavo had been battling depression,
不过此刻他面临更为严峻的战争 but he was now facing a much bigger battle
敌方是他的妻子 with his wife.
绝望的主妇 第七季 第三集 Desperate Housewives S07 E03
幸福 Happiness--
是人人都想拥有的 It's something we all want,
所以人人都在追寻 and so we search for it.
小女孩们吃到巧克力时 会觉得很开心 Little girls find it in the taste of chocolate.
讲究的男人购置新装后 会觉得很满足 Well-dressed men discover it at their local mall.
在与漂亮女孩交谈时 Teenage boys experience it
青涩少年尝到了幸福的滋味 when talking to a pretty girl.
而对于主妇们而言 And then there are housewives,
再没有比尽一切所能 who simply can't be happy until they've learned
对新邻居寻根究底 everything they can
更让她们感到幸福了 about the newest neighbor on the block.
你们好 Hello!
抱歉打扰了 只耽误你一会儿 Hi. So sorry to interrupt. This will just take a second.
我们想对你的到来表示正式欢迎 We wanted to officially welcome you to the neighborhood.
这是我的朋友勒奈特和苏珊 This is my friend Lynette and Susan,
我告诉她们关于你的事 然后我们 and I was telling them about you, and we--
-非得见见你不可 -迫不及待 - Just had to meet you. - Immediately.
真是太贴心了 That's so sweet.
你是我家房东太太 对吗 Oh, you--you're my landlady, right?
是的 不过我真的希望你把我当作朋友 Yes, but I really want you to think of me as a friend.
这些画是用钉子挂在墙上的还是... Are those pictures hung on the wall with nails or--
我们想邀请你参加我们每周的扑克游戏 Um, we wanted to invite you to our weekly poker game.
糟了 我不会打牌 Shoot. I don't know how to play poker.
别担心 我们会教你的 Oh, don't worry. We'll teach you.
那个榕树有垫盘吗 Does that ficus tree have a saucer underneath?
这可是硬木地板 Because those are hardwood floors.
等你学会打德州扑克的时候 And while you're learning all about Texas hold'em,
我们也顺便了解了你 we'll learn all about you.
听起来很有意思 Aw! That sounds fun.
好了 我们得走了 回头见 Okay, well, uh, we should be going. We'll see you later.
好的 Okay.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
这些女人想干吗 What did those women want?
她们邀请我和她们一起打牌 They invited me to play cards with them.
她们真是友好 But they were just being friendly.
在这条街上 On this street,
千万别把好管闲事跟友好混为一谈 never confuse being nosy with being friendly.
她们想揭露丑事 They were digging for dirt.
那么 So...
你不愿意我去吗 Do you not want me to go?
不 不 你当然得去 No, no. You will go.
大可以告诉她们无关紧要的信息 Give them all sorts of meaningless information.
但愿她们会把你当作朋友 And hopefully, they'll start to think of you as a friend.
不过 如果你不喜欢她们 But... if you don't like them,
为什么还希望我和她们交朋友 why do you want me to be friends with them?
总有一天会有用的 In time, it will be useful.
-笔呢 -你不先看看内容吗 - Where's the pen? - Don't you wanna read it first?
怎么 难道你们的护士喝醉了 Why? Did a nurse get drunk
把它跟其他文件调了包吗 and swap it with a different document?
索利斯先生 签署这份文件后 By signing this, Mr. Solis, you are agreeing
就表示你同意不起诉这家医院 not to bring any legal action against this hospital.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
而前提是 你们将停止寻找另一个家庭 And in return, you'll stop searching for the other family.
你们明白吗 Do you understand?
签好了 加布 Done. Gaby.
宝贝 我们说好了的 Babe, we talked about this.
我们不知道那另一个家庭会作何反应 We don't know how this other family will react,
我们得保护胡安妮塔 and we need to protect Juanita.
对不起 加布丽尔 I am sorry, Gabrielle.
我很能体会你现在的心情 I can only imagine how you must feel.
你永远也不会体会到的 You can't begin to imagine how I feel.
只有那个养育着我女儿的女人 The only person who could is the woman
只有她能体会 who has my daughter.
如果签这个能让她免于受这份罪 If signing can spare her this pain...
那我就签吧 then I will do it.
我喜欢这个颜色 I love it!
不知怎么我觉得其实你不喜欢 Somehow I get the feeling you don't love it.
好吧 我不喜欢 它有点 Okay, I-I don't love it. It's just so...
太黄了 yellow.
相信我 效果会很棒的 Trust me. This will be great.
而且 当大家在房间的时候 Besides, when you're in the room,
谁还有空去看墙是什么样子呢 nobody's looking at the walls anyway.
你还真是很懂得推销黄色 Well, you certainly know how to sell yellow.
请原谅 Excuse me.
我听说你离婚了 I hear you're gettin' divorced.
早上好啊 And good morning to you.
我也离婚了 所以我们俩都需要男人 I'm getting divorced, too, so we both need guys.
我想咱俩可以去找找乐子 I'm thinking we should hang.
我不知道勒奈特告诉你多少我的事 Uh, I don't know how much Lynette has told you about me,
不过我真不是个会找乐子的人 but I'm really not one for... hanging.
一个女人去酒吧 显得多悲哀啊 Look, one woman at a bar is just sad.
但两个女人就不同了 那是女士狂欢夜 But two, and it's girls' night out.
你觉得怎样 So what do you say?
想去钓凯子吗 You up for a little stud hunting?
多谢你的提议 不过我想我不会去 That's a lovely offer, but I think I'm gonna pass.
别这样 Oh, come on.
我们应该重回战场 We gotta get back in the game,
尽情狂欢 放松一下 cut loose, let our hair down.
你的头发有放下来过 是吧[这里的hair是本义] That hair does come down, doesn't it?
真的 雷尼 这不是我青睐的找男人的方式 Really, Renee, that is just not how I like to meet men.
那你还有什么办法能找到男人 Well, how else you gonna meet 'em,
坐在家里吗 sittin' around your house?
你没想到吧 You'd be surprised.
你已经有中意的人选了 You've met someone already?
也许吧 Maybe.
美丽而优雅的女人 A beautiful, classy woman
足不出户就能找到男人 who can get a man without leaving the house.
看来咱俩交不成朋友了 I don't see us being friends.
我不知道 I don't know
怎么样样东西都变得这么脏 how everything gets so dirty in here.
那是个线头吗 Is that a piece of lint?
不要 Oh, no!
我的围裙被吸走了 It got my apron!
在我光溜溜之前我最好下线 I'd better sign off before I'm completely naked.
明天见 小伙子们 See you tomorrow, boys.
我忙着呢 I'm busy!
亲爱的 我是玛克西恩 Honey, it's Maxine!
一个明星诞生了 A star is born!
你在看吗 Did you watch?
可不只是看 我为你感到骄傲 Oh, not only did I watch, I kvelled.
我得承认 我有点着迷了 Oh! I have to admit, I am sort of getting into it.
一下子就想到了吸尘器那个点子 That whole thing with the vacuum just came to me.
伟大的点子都是这样 Well, that's how it happens with the great ones. Oops.
这是给你的奖金 Here's a bonus for you.
这是奖励什么的 What's this for?
这是我给每个月点击量最高的姑娘 Well, it's a little something I do for
准备的的小小心意 the girl who gets the most hits in a month.
就连史黛西·施特劳斯对你也要甘拜下风 You just unseated stacy strauss,
要知道就凭她那屁股 做到这点可不容易啊 and with the caboose on her, that's not easy.
-玛克西恩 你对我真好 -亲爱的 - Oh, Maxine. You're so good to me. - Oh, honey.
你知道吗 Mmm. You know what?
麦克和我终于开始能存下钱了 Mike and I are finally starting to save some money.
别都存起来 给自己买点好东西 Well, don't save it all. Buy yourself something nice.
是你应得的 顺便问问 You deserve it. Oh, by the way,
明天表演什么绝活 你想好了没有 have you decided what you're gonna do for tomorrow's show?
我准备把湿抹布塞进比基尼热裤里 I'm gonna damp mop in bikini briefs.
哇 你是要让我开心死啊 Ooh! Are you trying to make me cry?
再见了 美人 Bye, doll.
这三明治真不错 This is a great sandwich.
里面是什么 What's in it?
也没什么 Oh, it's nothing.
就是一点帕马火腿包高僧鱼 Just a little parma ham cured by italian monks
加上一些陈年的格鲁耶鲁干酪 and some cave-aged gruyere,
当然了 芥末屑是我自己做的 And of course I make my own fig mustard.
烹饪是我的爱好 Cooking is a passion of mine.
不过 一个人做饭就没那么有意思了 Of course, it's not much fun cooking for one,
所以我想问 这个周末 你有空么 So, um, if you're free this weekend--
宝贝 你快来尝尝这三明治 太好吃了 Babe, you gotta try this sandwich. It rocks.
这是我老板 范德坎普太太 This is my boss, Mrs. Van de Kamp.
这是史蒂芬妮 我女朋友 This is Stephanie, my girlfriend.
你有女朋友了 You have a girlfriend?
你当然会有... Of course you have a...
一个年轻又漂亮的女朋友了 a girlfriend who's young and pretty.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
抱歉 布里 你刚才想问我什么 I'm sorry, Bree. What were you about to ask me?
其实也没什么事 Oh, it's, uh, wasn't important.
享用三明治吧 You enjoy your sandwich.
过来 这边 Inside, over there.
钓凯子行动开始吧 Let the stud hunt begin.
快来 我们要开始了 Come on. Come on. We're gonna get started.
你没事吧 You okay?
没事 Oh. Yeah.
没事 Yeah.
去打牌吧 Let's play cards.
我八岁的时候 我爸离开了我妈 When I was 8, daddy left mama,
我们母子就相依为命了 and we were pretty much alone.
我的大部分朋友 要么呆板要么虚伪 Most of my friends were either stuffed or plastic.
当然了 还有妈妈的男朋友们 Of course, there were always mama's boyfriends,
不过还没等我记住他们的名字 But as soon as I'd learn their names,
我妈就把他们蹬了 Mama would kick them out,
然后浴室里又会出现一把新的牙刷 And therd be a new toothbrush in the bathroom.
我是不是说得太多了 Uh, l-let me know if I'm sharing too much.
一点也不会 No. Not at all.
多倒点白葡萄酒 Keep pouring the chardonnay.
她的话匣子全开了 She's cracking like an egg.
好了 我加25 Okay, quarter ante.
贝丝 你和保罗是怎么认识的 So, beth, how did you and Paul meet anyway?
这事你们听了会觉得无聊的 Oh, I don't wanna bore you.
我们不会的 还要葡萄酒吗 We won't be bored. More chardonnay?
好 Mm.
在他被审期间 我在报纸上看到他的照片 Well... I saw his picture in the paper during his trial,
我看着他那双眼睛 好像在对我 And there was just something about those eyes
诉说着什么 that spoke to me.
那你没看标题吗 What about the headline?
"谋杀被捕" 这几个字没把你吓住吗 "Arrested for murder"-- that didn't speak to you?
我承认这标题让我犹豫了一阵子 I'll admit that gave me pause.
但后来我们开始通信 But then we started corresponding,
我发现他 and I discovered
其实是一个非常优秀的男人 What a wonderful man Paul really is.
布里 别指望明晚去夜总会有所斩获了 Bree, let's forget about hittin' the clubs tomorrow night.
看来好男人都在死囚牢里关着呢 Clearly, all the best guys are on death row.
但是你爱上一个人 But, hey, you can't help
是控制不住的 对吧 who you fall in love with, right?
而且保罗真的很有女人缘[双关 也可理解为"杀手"] And paul's a real lady-killer.
我们总是隔着有机玻璃 说起这个笑话 We--we always fogged up the plexiglas with that one.
你们可以拿这个来开玩笑是好事 Well, it's good that you can laugh about it.
重要的是 The thing is,
在我心里 我一直清楚他是无辜的 In my heart, I always knew he was innocent,
事实证明我是对的 And I was right.
他确实是 Well, he is.
没错 我们打牌吧 Yeah, so let's play cards.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
准备吃药啊 Preparing to take my medicine.
我听说吃这种药很可能 I've heard that an increase in appetite's
导致胃口大增 a possible side effect,
所以我在做必要的防范 So I'm taking the necessary precautions.
所谓必要的防范 Necessary precautions
就是吃高热量的奶酪条吗 being your own weight in cheese doodles?
我以前从来没吸过大麻 I never smoked pot before,
所以我想有所准备 so I wanna be prepared.
那耳机呢 Headphones?
平克·弗洛伊德[英国摇滚乐] Pink Floyd.
他的歌赞颂了植物草药的可贵 Apparently, it complements the medicinal properties
这种植物叫 Of, uh...
蓝莓黑加仑子 Blueberry bliss.
看看你 Listen to you.
你很享受这过程吧 You are loving this.
大学时期的书呆子汤姆 Tom the college nerd.
终于可以抽大麻扮酷了 Gets to finally smoke pot and be cool.
喂 我在大学的时候就很酷啊 Hey, I was plenty cool in college.
那时我不抽大麻的唯一原因 The only reason I didn't smoke back then
是因为我参加了《归乡历险记》俱乐部 Was because I signed the abstinence pledge
签过禁欲条约 With my dungeons & dragons club.
你有什么想法不 So... what do you say?
要不要跟我一起去车库后头 Care to join me out back behind the garage
来一口烟抽抽 for a little doobage?
抽烟 "Doobage"?
你现在这么叫自己的药 That's what you're calling your medicine now?
拜托 你态度要端正点 Come on. You need to take this seriously.
我很端正啊 I-I am.
是吗 我可从来没有让你 Really? 'cause I'm pretty sure I've never asked you
到车库后头 跟我一起分点避孕药吃吧 to join me behind the garage to split a midol.
勒奈特 你说过你会支持我的 Lynette, you said you would go with this.
我知道 但孩子们会怎么想呢 I know, but how is it gonna look to the kids?
我不想让他们看见 I don't want them seeing
自己的爸爸恍恍惚惚的样子 their dad stoned.
你不用担心会被他们看见 Oh, you--you don't have to worry about them seeing me stoned.
他们永远不会知道的 They'll never know.
还有这个 Hey, the--
好了 Okay.
你周六晚上做什么 So what do you wanna do saturday night?
我是在想 Well, I was thinking
我们可以去纳奥米厨房 That we could go to Chez Naomi.
我们的预算是不是只够去鸡肉快餐店呢 Isn't our price range more Chez chicken hut?
麦克 这可是我们的纪念日 Mike, it's our anniversary.
再说 我们近来这么努力地工作 Besides, we've been working really hard.
该奖励一下自己的 We deserve it.
好吧 那你带个大手包去 Okay, but bring your big purse
我们把赠送的面包带回来 'cause we're taking the dinner rolls home.
那就 So...
纳奥米厨房了 Chez naomi, huh?
那地儿吃饭可贵了 Expensive place.
是啊 我想是吧 Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is.
东西一定很好吃 Must be nice.
我们认识吗 Um, have we met?
我是住在1B的苏珊·德尔菲诺 I'm in 1b. Susan delfino.
我知道你是谁 Oh, I know who you are.
我住在1F I'm 1f.
史黛西·施特劳斯 Stacy Strauss.
你是玛克西恩雇的... Uh, y-you're one of Maxine's...
没错 Yeah.
很高兴认识你 Oh, well, it's nice to meet you.
我们的职业... Guess we...
都大致相同吧 kind of do the same thing.
有时候 简直一摸一样 Oh, sometimes we do exactly the same thing.
你什么意思 What does that mean?
我很在意竞争的事 I keep an eye on the competition.
你偷用了我的一个动作 You lifted one of my moves.
-不 我没有 -你别指望我相信 - No, I didn't. - You expect me to believe
你就是有天早上起来 突发奇想 you just woke up one day and decided to
想到了把羽毛掸子塞进嘴里的 put a feather duster in your mouth?
你也这么做吗 You do that?
这是我的标志性动作 被你剽窃了 It's my signature bit, and you stole it.
我发誓 我 I swear. I...
我从不看其他姑娘们的节目 I-I don't watch the other girls perform.
所以我想这只是个巧合罢了 Okay, so I guess it's just a coincidence.
是吧 那另一件事也是巧合吧 Well, here's another coincidence--
你拿到了大红包作奖金 可我没有 You're getting the big bonus check, and I'm not.
这其实不是什么巧合吧 That's not... really what you'd call a coincidence.
-这应该是... -够了 学院女 - That's really more... - All right, college.
好好闭上你的臭嘴 Just keep the duster out of your mouth.
给我当心点 And watch your back.
还好吗 Everything okay?
是啊 Oh, yeah.
我嗨了 I am wasted.
真的吗 Really?
我就是漫步云端的露西 I am lucy in the sky high.
披头士经典歌曲《天空中的露西》中的歌词
那么... So...
这样你一定很晃眼吧 This must be pretty intense for you
还有别忘了 And don't forget.
明天你明天还有乐队演出哦 Tomorrow we have to trombone 3-d banana patch.
还记得吗 Remember?
这药劲真是太强劲了 Man, this is, uh, really strong stuff.
让你记忆全无 Snow shovel.
没错 Exactly.
我刚才上楼去看佩琪 她已经睡熟了 You know, I was just upstairs watching paige sleep,
我看着她的小手指 和小脚趾 With her little fingers and her little toes.
我就那样看了她 大概一个钟头 I-I must've watched her for, like, an hour.
她是那么完美 She's just so perfect.
我是如此幸运 And I am so lucky.
现在的生活 让我感到前所未有的幸福 I couldn't feel happier than I do right now.
我真高兴 药物起作用了 I mean just so happy it's working.
是啊 Yeah.
你觉得这件如何 这件看来是不是在说 What do you think? Does this say
"麦克 纪念日快乐" "我永远爱你" "Happy anniversary, Mike. I'll love you forever"?
不 我想它反而在说"信用卡要爆了" No. I think it says "Credit card declined."
你和麦克不是资金很紧张吗 Aren't you and mike on a budget?
是啊 但情况最近有所好转了 Yeah, but things are starting to turn around lately.
我卖出了很多珠宝 I've been selling a lot of my jewelry.
不是吧 Get out!
祝你大卖哟 Out there and keep selling.
好久不见 丝绸宝贝 Oh, hello, silk!
我真想念你那柔软的触感 Oh, how I've missed your soft touch.
我要去下试衣间 I'm going to the dressing room.
你们俩玩得开心 Mm, you two have fun.
妈妈 Mommy?
你不是我妈妈 Oh. You're not my mommy.
你迷路了吗 宝贝 你叫什么名字 Are you lost, sweetie? What's your name?
琪琪 你吓死我了 到处都找不到你 Kiki! You scared me! I couldn't find you.
我也有个小女儿 I have a little girl, too.
她们有时就是这样 Sometimes they get
一个不注意就走丢了 distracted and wander off.
我们走吧 Let's go.
等等 Wait!
-她多大了 -八岁 - How old is she? - 8.
我女儿也八岁 My daughter's 8.
你生日是哪天 When's your birthday?
我们真的要走了 Uh, we've really gotta go.
她是在哪家医院生的 Uh, okay, but, uh, what hospital was she born in?
是美景镇纪念医院吗 Was it fairview memorial?
站在那个商场里 让我备受煎熬 Standing there in the mall, it just hit me.
我的余生不能用来 I can't spend the rest of my life
怀疑我看见的每个小女孩 Wondering if every little girl I see
都是我亲生女儿 is my daughter.
不知道她现在在哪 Not knowing where she is,
就像我身上少了一块肉似的 It--it's like my heart living outside of my body.
我必须要找到她 I have to find her.
有个与我共事的私家侦探 Well, there's a private detective I work with.
但是桑切斯是个很普通的名字 But Sanchez is a pretty common name.
难怪医院里找不到他们 It's not surprising the hospital couldn't find 'em.
但是我知道一些医院不知道的事情 But I know something the hospital doesn't.
在我分娩的时候 When I was in labor,
另一个女人的母亲误进了我的产房 the other woman's mother came into my room by mistake,
于是我们就聊上了 and we got to talking.
她住在厄尔巴索 她特别兴奋 She lived in El Paso, and she was so excited to have
能为她的孙女在圣玛丽亚教堂施洗礼 her granddaughter baptized at Santa Maria's church.
这线索很有帮助 That's gonna help.
你觉得你能找到她吗 So you think you can find her?
我们尽力而为 We'll do our best.
卡洛斯同意这么做 是吧 Carlos is on board with this, right?
没错 Absolutely.
给我来十块上等腰肉牛排 Okay, then give me ten porterhouse.
嗨 我顺路过来取这周的工资 Hey. I just came by to pick up my envelope for the week.
好的 在里面 Okay. Inside.
别偷听我说话 And don't listen to this conversation.
谈的是你的圣诞节礼物的事情 It's about your Christmas gift.
我要给女孩们买牛排 你有什么喜好吗 I'm buying all my girls steaks. You got a preference?
只要是储物柜[长筒袜]里的我都喜欢 Whatever meat you put in my stocking will be fine.
听起来真淫荡 记得用上 Ooh, that sounds dirty. Use that.
我在听 I'm back.
你那还有什么肉 What else have you got for me?
肋眼牛排 我喜欢 Rib eye? I like it.
那是一根线头吗 Is that a piece of lint?
那是我玩的那一套 That's my bit.
玛克西恩 Max--Maxine!
怎么了 我正在和肉贩通电话 What?! I'm on with the meat guy.
你看史黛西·施特劳斯 Yeah, but Stacy Strauss
偷了我的那套吸尘动作 is stealing my vacuum bit!
天哪 如果她非那么做不可的话 Oh, my god. Well, if she's gonna do that,
起码教教她怎么使那吸嘴 at least teach her how to use the nozzle.
我已经准备好参加派对了 Hey there. I'm ready to party.
是吗 你看起来到像是 Are you? 'cause you look like
准备去里根图书馆的样子 you're ready to tour the Reagan library.
这是一件高级羊毛衫 This is a cocktail cardigan.
你好好看看 钮扣还闪闪发光呢 Look closely. The buttons are shiny.
你的衣柜在哪 Where's your closet?
我从来没见过这么多的毛衣 I have never seen so many sweater sets.
你确定这是间衣柜 而不是通往五十年代的大门 Are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s?
我不觉得我的衣服有什么问题 There is nothing wrong with my clothing.
布里 你要去的是一个热辣的夜店 Bree, you're going to a hot young club
到处都是年轻人 你需要盛装打扮 full of hot young people. You need to dress the part.
当羊肉被装饰成了羊羔 Well, I happen to find it distasteful
也是挺让人反感的 when mutton is dressed as lamb.
女人们去俱乐部 Look, when women go out clubbing,
有两种方法可以搭配 there's two ways they can pair up--
两个漂亮女孩 或者是漂亮女孩和手榴弹 Pretty girl/pretty girl or pretty girl/grenade.
你想当手榴弹吗 Which do you wanna be?
好吧 Fine.
这件还差不多 Now we're getting somewhere.
我喜欢这件低胸的礼服 Love the plunging neckline.
那是后背 That's the back.
这地方死气沉沉 Ugh. This place is dead.
是吗 Really?
我忘了我们是在穷乡僻壤了 I forgot we were in the sticks.
毫无疑问 大家都早早互相勾搭上了 Clearly, everyone hooked up early
这样他们就可以及时赶回家看晚间新闻了 so they could be home in time for "Nightline."
事实上 今晚的晚间新闻好像很有意思 Actually, tonight's "Nightline" sounds very interesting.
-是关于种族灭绝 -等等 - It's about the genocide in r-- - Hold on.
吧台那角有个鲜货 Fresh talent at the end of the bar.
那是我的装潢工 Oh, that's my contractor.
那我就是 急需修缮的房屋 Well, call me a fixer-upper.
别自寻烦恼 他有女友 Oh, don't--don't bother. He's, uh, got a girlfriend.
只要我没看见 她就不存在 If I don't see her, she doesn't exist.
什么事这么可笑 What's so funny?
我的好朋友马上就要出丑了 My girlfriend's about to make a fool of herself.
她在跟那个男的调情 我刚好知道 She's hitting on that guy, and I happen to know
他有一个非常漂亮 非常年轻的女友 he has a very beautiful, very young girlfriend.
-你是在说金斯吗 -你认识他吗 - You talking about Keith? - You know him?
史蒂芬妮今天下午刚把他给甩了 Yeah, and Stephanie dumped him this afternoon,
所以他才来这里买醉 which is why he's here, drowning his sorrows.
布里 Bree.
我没认出来你 I didn't recognize you.
金斯 真是凑巧 我不知道你在这 Keith, what a lovely surprise. I didn't know you were here.
是啊 Yeah.
但是我有好多事 But I'm bagging.
明天还要上班 I gotta work tomorrow.
老板相当严格 Boss is pretty strict.
很好 我是说 是啊 我很严格的 Good. I mean, yes, I'm very strict.
明早见 See you in the morning.
这就对了 那是你引诱别人上钩的资本 There ya go. That's how you bait the hook.
我不需要搭你的车了 我和金斯一起回家 Oh, I won't need a ride. I'm going home with Keith.
我可不这么想 他已经走了 Oh, I don't think so. He just left.
他去把车开过来 Oh, he's pulling the car around.
你觉得我是应该跟他说 Now you think I should play
我讨厌独自进黑屋子 the "I hate going into a dark house alone" card,
还是更直接一些的说 我没穿内衣 or the more blatant "I'm not wearing underwear"?
因为我根本就没穿 'cause I'm not.
在你轻率地做出决定前 Okay, before you do anything hasty,
我得告诉你 他刚和女友分手 很脆弱 he just broke up with his girlfriend. He's very fragile.
我为扒光他时会小心一点的 Oh. I'll be careful when I unwrap him.
雷尼 等一下 请不要和金斯一起回家 Renee, wait. Please don't go home with Keith.
为什么 Why?
他是你喜欢的那个人 对吗 Oh, he's the one you like, isn't he?
我是为你考虑 I am--I am thinking about you.
你不想成为了一个荡妇吧 You don't want to come off like a slut.
是啊 那样我朋友就不邀请我去正式舞会了[讽] Aw, gee, then chip won't ask me to the prom.
雷尼 等一下 我怎么办 Renee, wait! What about me?
已经很晚了 Oh, it's getting late.
呆在暗处 别再玩那套欲擒故纵的把戏了 Stay in the dim light and don't play hard to get.
金斯 我是布里 Keith, hi. It's Bree.
我不知道你是否已经睡觉了 I-I don't know if you're in bed yet,
但是我这里有个紧急情况 but I'm having a bit of an emergency.
谢谢 你真好 Oh, thank you. That's lovely.
为什么会有人做出这种事 Why would somebody do something like this?
我理解不了小流氓的想法 Far be it from me to understand the minds of hooligans.
真是抱歉这个时候还把你叫出来 I'm so sorry to call you over here at this hour.
没关系 Oh, it's okay.
我反正也没什么别的事要做 I wasn't doing anything special.
很好 Good.
我想好好谢谢你 I would love to show my appreciation.
不知道这周的某天晚上 I was wondering if perhaps one night this week,
我能否款待你一顿晚餐 I could make you dinner.
你是说 Oh. You mean...
约会吗 like a date?
不上非要一顿饭叫个什么名字吧 Well, we don't have to put a label on it.
就是两个成年人在一起吃顿饭 Just two adults eating... food together.
称之为约会还为时过早 Calling it a date is quicker.
那就这么说好了吧 Well, I see no reason to argue.
我们约好 Shall we say...
周日晚上八点 08 P.M. on thursday?
是麦克卢斯基夫人吗 M-Mrs. Mmcclusky, right?
是的 Yeah.
我希望能在扑克聚会上见到你 I was hoping I might see you at the girls' poker game.
再也不会了 Not anymore.
当你被抓住在内衣里放了纸牌 You get caught with a couple of aces in your bra,
-你就得终身被禁赛 -我发现 and you're banned for life. I-I couldn't help but notice
她们好像不太喜欢我的老公 they don't seem to like my husband very much.
你知道为什么吗 Do you know why that is?
不知道 没人跟我提过 Nope. Nobody tells me anything.
麦克卢斯基夫人 我真的很想知道 Mrs. Mmcclusky, I really need to know.
好吧 她们觉得他是凶手 Okay, fine. They think he's a murderer.
但他被无罪释放了 But he was exonerated.
菲丽莎·蒂尔曼陷害了他 Felicia Tillman framed him.
没错 就是这个罪行 Yeah, for that crime.
你这是什么意思 What do you mean?
在菲丽莎出现前 Before Felicia showed up around here,
她的姐姐玛莎被杀了 恕我直言 her sister Martha was murdered. And, all due respect,
你的老公是头号嫌疑犯 you're shacking up with suspect number one.
大家都是这么想的吗 Does everybody think that?
菲丽莎也许少了几根指头 Felicia may be a few fingers short of a high five,
但如果她是疯子 我们就全都是 but if she's crazy, we all are.
今天的打扫就这样了 淘气鬼们 Well, that's enough dusting for today, boys.
剩下的留给吸尘器来处理吧 I guess all that's left is a little vacuuming.
太好了 去拿吸尘器吧 Ooh! Yay! Get the vacuum.
我围裙上有点脏东西 I think I got some schmutz on my apron.
打开吸尘器吧 Ooh, get that off.
我太喜欢看这个表演了 Oh, I love this show. Mm.
淘气鬼们 Hello, boys.
你们这些 For those of you
刚从其他频道转过来的 who might be switching over from other channels,
欢迎你们 Welcome.
我的公寓很脏 I have a very dirty apartment.
开门 Open up!
正忙着 Uh, little busy!
我知道是你干的 I know you did it.
我做什么了 不知道你在胡言乱语什么 Did what? I don't know what you're talking about.
你只不是个小偷 你这个骗子 Oh, so you're not just a thief. You're a liar.
跟我说话小心点 Be careful how you talk to me,
你这大变态 you gigantic freak.
我马上就把你那粉面桃颊撕下来 Oh, I am about to slap that cheap blush right off your face.
你这算是在恐吓我吗 大粗手 Is that supposed to scare me, man hands?
我会让你见识一下 I'm gonna show you
鸡毛掸帚还能放在什么地方 a whole new place to stick that feather duster.
我敢肯定 不管在哪 Well, I'm sure wherever it is,
你都是从我这里偷的想法 you copied the idea from watching me.
-我需要那些奖金 -我也需要 - I need those bonus checks! - So do I!
你不明白 我正在尽量摆脱这份工作 You don't get it. I am trying to get out of this business!
难道你以为我会后半辈子 Oh, and you think I wanna spend the rest of my life
都穿着内衣打扫屋子吗 dusting in my underwear?!
你们都不在镜头上了 You're off camera!
往左边滚滚 Roll left.
玛克西恩 真高兴你来了 Oh, Maxine. I'm so glad you're here.
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
她打了我 She attacked me.
那是因为她去过我的公寓 That's because she broke into my apartment and--
等一下 你们不是在设计动作吗 Hang on. This isn't a bit?
不是 我正在录节目时 No! I was in the middle of doing my show,
她闯了进来开始打我 and she burst in here and started hitting me.
你这么做了 Did you do that?
是的 但是 Yeah, but--
你明白规矩的 施特劳斯 You know the rules, Strauss!
你永远都不能打断直播 现在回你屋里去 You never, ever interrupt a show! Now go to your room.
-但是 -现在就走 - But I-- - I said go.
你还好吗 亲爱的 You all right, honey?
是的 Yeah.
好吧 很好 All right. Good.
我得给技术支持打电话 I-I gotta call tech support.
你们创下的点击率很高 You girls had so many hits,
把我路由器都弄坏了 it fried my router.
那么 So...
一伙地痞流氓毁了你的喷水器 A roving gang of hooligans destroyed your sprinklers?
-真可耻 是吧 -知道我怎么想的吗 - Shameful, isn't it? - You know what I think?
我想这是某个孤独饥渴的女人的杰作吧 I think this is the handiwork of a lonely, desperate woman.
你也太有想象力了 You left out "Resourceful."
没人能从我床上抢男人 Nobody steals a man out of my bed.
不过呢 我最近打算找个新的爱好 But you know what? I've been looking for a new hobby,
打败你就是个挺好的选择 and taking you down is as good as any.
我认为你最好还是坚持原来的爱好不变 I think you'd be wise to stick to your original hobby
那就是不穿内衣 of forgoing undergarments.
走着瞧 布里 Be seeing you, Bree.
恭候大驾 Looking forward to it.
玛克西恩说我得先跟你道歉 Maxine says I can't go back online
才能再次上线 所以 我道歉 until I apologize to you, so... I apologize.
我觉得你这演技跟在网站上一样拙劣 Wow. And I thought your acting was bad on the web site.
好吧 我很抱歉 行吗 Fine. I am sorry, okay?
我不该偷学你的招数 I shouldn't have stolen your bit.
你脑子里想什么呢 What was going through your mind?
我没拿到奖金支票的时候很紧张 I freaked out when I didn't get that bonus check.
因为 我家在弗吉尼亚 See, my family's in Virginia,
我打算存钱搬回去 and I'm saving up to move back home.
好吧 我知道这什么感觉 Yeah, well, I know what that's like.
而即使拿到那份额外的钱 And even with that extra money,
我也总是感觉收支刚刚平衡 I always feel like I'm living week to week.
是吗 我闯进你家的时候 Really? 'Cause when I broke in your apartment,
看到你家里有些特别漂亮的东西 I noticed that you had some awfully nice stuff.
纯平电视 衣柜里也满是新衣服 Flat screen TV, closet full of new clothes.
我知道 或许是不该买那些东西 I know. Probably shouldn't have bought all that.
但是你也知道了 But you know how it is.
时不时的总是会想要挥霍一下 Every once in a while, you want a little splurge.
是啊 我了解 Yeah, I get that.
不过 顶多也就今年年底 But... definitely by the end of the year,
我一定会搬走了 I'm going to be outta here.
我也是 Me, too.
你干这个有多久了 How long have you been doing this?
天啊 大概已经有六年了 Um... gosh. I guess I'm going on six years.
你介不介意周年纪念就在家待着 Hey, um... would you mind if we just stayed home
叫些中国菜 在家吃 and ordered Chinese for our anniversary?
等下 不穿西装 Wait. No suit?
不系领带 No tie?
也没有那些装模作样的欧洲服务生 No pretentious Euro waiter listing specials
列出些我都听不懂的特价菜 that I can't understand?
不能吧 苏珊 为什么 Dang it, Susan! Why?
说真的 你怎么改主意了 Seriously, why'd you change your mind?
我以为你想好好享受一下的 I thought you wanted a little treat.
我觉得我们应该把钱存着 Oh. I think we should save that money
集中精力达成目标 and stay focused on what we're trying to do.
等我们搬回去的时候 可以吃顿大餐 And we can have a fancy dinner and celebrate
好好庆祝一下 when we move back home.
我那天玩扑克玩得很开心 I had a lovely time at the poker game the other day.
是吗 邻居们都怎么说我呢 Really? What's the neighborhood saying about me?
这个嘛 Well...
首先是 For starters,
很多人似乎都认为你杀了 a lot of people seem to think you killed...
什么名字来着 玛莎什么的 What's her name? Martha something.
胡博 Huber.
我估计费莉西娅·蒂尔曼已经广泛造谣了 I guess Felicia Tillman spread her poison pretty wide.
我想是的 I guess she did.
我不是谋杀犯 你知道的 I'm not a murderer, you know.
我知道的 I know.
但在我知道这一点之前就已经爱上你了 But I fell in love with you before I knew that,
所以即使你是 So even if you were...
我也会站在你这边 I'm always gonna be on your side.
记住了 Remember that.
没什么事吧 你看着有点 Everything okay? You--you look a little...
这几周挺累人的 It's been an intense couple weeks.
真抱歉 哥们 I'm sorry, buddy.
如果我告诉你 What if I told you
我可以帮你去掉部分压力怎么样 I could ease some of that stress?
你不是打算给我来个背部按摩吧 You're not gonna offer me a back rub, are you?
不是 Nope.
头脑按摩 A mind rub.
你这是从医生那里搞来的 So you got this from a doctor?
特别好的医生 Really cool doctor.
我得警告一下你 这玩意很长效 Now I gotta warn you, this stuff is chronic.
我今天晕了一早上 I got totally baked off of it this morning.
我没想过你会嗑药 I did not have you pegged as a stoner.
哥们 Dude...
你不知道我的事还多着呢 There's a lot that you don't know about me.
汤姆 Tom?
我不想给你说这个 不过 I hate to break this to you, but...
这不是大麻 This isn't pot.
等一会我们飞上太空的时候 Tell me that in five minutes
你再跟我说吧 when we are soaring past the rings of saturn.
相信我 哥们 这是牛至叶 Trust me, cheech. This is oregano.
不可能 我是从一家合法药房买的 No way. I bo--I bo--I bought it at a legit dispensary.
那肯定有人给你调包了 Then somebody must have switched it on you,
这种香料只会在做通心粉的时候用 'cause the only thing getting baked with that herb is lasagna.
谁会干这种事呢 Who would do that?
-你 -天 你吓死我了 - You! - Oh, jeez. You scared me.
我知道你干什么了 I know what you did.
你什么意思 Whatever do you mean?
对 是我干的 Oh, yeah. That was me.
这不好笑 勒奈特 Th-this isn't funny, Lynette!
汤姆 你用了点披萨料 Tom, you thought you were getting stoned
就以为自己嗨了 是有点好笑 on a pizza topping. It's a little funny.
此时此刻我严重感到受到背叛 My sense of betrayal is huge at this moment.
你干吗不再去吸点发酵粉 Well, why don't you snort some baking powder?
-你会好起来的 -很高兴你还很津津乐道 - You'll feel better. - I'm glad you're enjoying this.
很高兴你把我当傻子耍了还很开心 Glad you enjoy making a fool of me.
我不是那个意思 That was not my intention.
我把那大麻扔了是因为我觉得你不需要它 I only threw out the pot because I didn't think you needed it,
而且我是对的 你靠自己就可以开心起来 and you know, I was right. You got happy all on your own.
别以为把它说成是有意为之 Don't try to justify what you did
就能够替你干的这事辩解 by making it seem like some sort of "Master plan."
那不是有意为之 It wasn't a master plan.
我运气好 也是有原因的 I lucked out because for some reason,
当你 把牛至叶当药嗑的时候 while you were... high on oregano,
你决定了活在当下 You made a decision to live in the moment.
你站在我们女儿的小床旁边 You stood over our daughter's crib
忘掉一切压力和恐惧 and you let go of the stress and the fear,
注意到了生活中的那些美好 and you focused on the good in your life.
但是我很抱歉我耍了你 But I am sorry I tricked you.
你太坏了 我早应该想到的 You're evil. I should have expected it.
你去哪 Where are you going?
去看看我们漂亮的女儿 To look at our beautiful daughter.
然后把我做的那个水烟管改回台灯 Then I gotta turn that bong I made back into a lamp.
有消息吗 Anything?
我们找到了他们 We found them.
上帝啊 他们怎么说 Oh, my god. What'd they say?
我还没打给他们 你确定想这样吗 I haven't called them yet. Are you sure you still wanna do this?
什么 是啊 当然 What? Yes, of course.
加布 你得想清楚 我们一旦打给了他们 Gaby, you need to realize, once we call these people,
他们知道这是怎么回事以后 and they know what's happened,
你的家庭就永远改变了 it'll change your family forever.
打给他们 Call them.
胡安妮塔 进来 Juanita, come in here.
不是我干的 I didn't do it.
我知道 I know.
我在化妆 我想你是不是也想来点 I was putting on some makeup. I thought you might like some.
你能给我贴那种大大的假睫毛吗 Can you put the big fake eyelashes on me?
当然了 还有 玫瑰色的脸蛋 Of course, and... big rosy cheeks.
你看着真是长大了 Look how grown-up you are.
转眼之间 你就该去上大学了 Before you know it, you're gonna be going to college,
交男朋友 结婚 have boyfriends, get married.
我不要结婚 I'm not getting married.
我一辈子也不想离开你和爸爸 I don't wanna leave you and daddy... ever.
胡安妮塔 Juanita...
你知道我有多爱你吗 Do you know how much I love you?
直到月球再绕回来 To the moon and back.
没错 That's right.
无论发生什么 No matter what happens,
我都会爱你远到月球再绕回来 I will always love you to the moon and back.
卡洛斯 我需要和你跟加布坐下聊聊 Hey, Carlos, I need to sit down with you and Gaby.
为什么 Why?
我打给了那家人 气氛很紧张 I just called the family. It got pretty intense.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
迪奥的秋季系列 And now in a selection from Dior's fall line,
全球最新超模 胡安妮塔 the world's newest supermodel... Juanita!
藐视世界 Hold the world in contempt.
就这样 That's it.
你现在看起来像个模特了 Now you look like a model.
爸爸 Oh, hi, daddy.
卡洛斯 怎么了 Hey, Carlos. What's wrong?
我刚刚跟鲍勃谈了会 I just spoke to Bob.
亲爱的 你先回自己的房间 Sweetie, why don't you go to your room?
我马上就过来 And I'll be there in a sec.
-你怎么能这样 -卡洛斯 - How could you have done this? - Carlos--
我们谈过这事 我们一致同意的 We talked about this! We agreed.
不 是你同意了 你催我在那张纸上签名 No, you agreed. You rushed me into signing that piece of paper
都没能给我个机会去想想我是在干什么 without giving me a chance to think about what I was doing.
你不明白会发生什么事吗 Don't you understand what could happen?
她是我们的骨肉 而她不在这里 She is our flesh and blood, and she's out there!
我要知道她怎么样了 I need to know how she's doing.
我要知道她是不是还好 I need to know she's okay!
那如果他们想把胡安妮塔要回去怎么办 And what if they want Juanita back?!
他们可以把她从我们身边带走 They can take her from us.
他们现在就可以这么做 They can do that now!
他们不会想放弃自己的女儿 They're not gonna wanna give up their own daughter.
我们都不知道 We don't know that!
我们对他们一无所知 We don't know anything about them!
而你根本不知道你这会引来什么事 And you have no idea what you've started here!
妈妈 Mommy!
来了 亲爱的 Coming, sweetie!
如果这事结局很糟糕 If this ends badly,
我永远不会原谅你 I will never forgive you.
我说真的 加布丽尔 I mean it, Gabrielle.
我们就结束了 We're done.
幸福 Happiness...
是所有人所追寻的目标 It's something everyone searches for.
有人相信一旦搬回家他们就可以找到它 Some are sure they'll find it once they've moved back home.
有人认为交了新朋友就能找到它 Some think they'll find it by making a new friend.
有人希望 Some hope to find it
打败了对手之后就能找到它 once they've defeated the competition.
然后 还有一些人停止了搜寻幸福 Then there are those who stop searching for happiness
因为他们某天抬头发现 because they look up one day to discover...
幸福就在眼前 It was right there in front of them
一直在身边 all the time.