《绝望主妇》前情回顾 Previously on Desperate Housewives
昔日的好友被重新接纳 A friend was welcome to back.
我告诉她们你现在已经好多了 I told 'em how much better you were doing.
破裂的婚姻被重新修补 A marriage was on the mend.
我想重拾我们之间的情谊 I would like to recapture what we once had.
加布和卡洛斯发现了一个秘密 Gaby and Carlos discovered a secret.
你在放松警惕 You are gettin' sloppy!
如果有人来调查 我们就死定了 And if people start pokin' around, we're done.
苏珊提出了一个请求 And Susan made a request.
你问我能不能让一个 You're asking if i'm okay with
脱衣舞女住在家里 letting a stripper living with us.
你需要了解关于罗宾·加拉赫的第一件事 The first thing you need to know about Robin Gallagher
就是所有人都喜欢注视她 was that everyone liked to look at her.
大家会盯着她的美腿 They would stare at her legs...
她的双峰 And her breasts...
还有她的秀发 And her hair.
他们看够了之后 And once they were done,
他们就会开始问 people would begin to ask...
-这是哪位 -是我的朋友罗宾 - Who is this? - This is my friend Robin.
-你好啊 -麦克今天要上班 - Hello there. - Mike had to work today,
所以我就带她来和我做伴儿 So I thought I'd bring her as my plus one.
你好啊 Hello there.
你已经说过了 You already said that.
我只是想让她知道 我真心问好 I wanted her to know I meant it.
你能回到紫藤郡真是太棒了 凯瑟琳 It's really good to have you back on the Lane, Katherine.
能回来的确很好 It's great to be back.
一开始我有点茫然 I didn't know what to expect at first.
我一直想知道大家会怎么看待我 I have wondered how everyone would feel about me,
大家是不是真的会欢迎我回来 If they were really ready to welcome me back.
我想我一直都很担心 I guess there's always that fear
没有人会接纳我 that people are going to reject you.
-我问到的是开胃菜的味道吗 -我闻到了 - Do I smell appetizers? - I know I do.
你好 苏珊 Hello, Susan!
介绍一下的你新朋友吧 Who's your new friend?
罗宾 这是卡洛斯 汤姆 罗伊和奥森 Robin, this is Carlos, Tom, Roy and Orson.
都记住了吗 等会儿可有小个测验呢 Hope you got all that, 'cause there's gonna be a quiz later.
上帝啊 Oh, god.
罗宾 欢迎光临寒舍 So, Robin, welcome to my humble abode.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这里真是郊外豪宅 It's so suburban.
我从来没踏进过天花板这么高的房子 I've never been in a place where the ceilings were so tall.
太棒了 真是太棒了 Fascinating. Just fascinating.
你住在城里吗 You live in the city?
过去是 但我现在要和苏珊住一阵 I did, but I'll be living with Susan for a while.
我今天刚搬进去 I just moved in today.
苏珊 我来给你倒一杯吧 Susan, let's get you a drink.
不用了 我还是等到 Oh, no, that's okay. I'll wait till--Oh!
那么 So...
你是怎么认识苏珊的呢 So how did you meet Susan?
那么 想跟我们说说你的新朋友吗 So... you want to tell us about your new friend
或者说 "室友" Or, uh, should I say "roommate"?
她最近不是很顺 需要一个住的地方 She was down on her luck and she needed a place to stay.
而且 我觉得我有责任 Plus, I feel responsible,
因为是我劝她辞职的 because I told her to give up her job.
她的工作出了什么问题吗 What was wrong with her job?
我们最好还是不要让男人们知道这个 Well... we probably don't need to let the guys in on this,
-罗宾原来是 -太劲爆了 - But... Robin was... - That's wild!
你原来是个脱衣舞女 So you used to be a stripper?
没错 Yes...
所有人都喜欢注视罗宾·加拉赫 Everyone liked to look at Robin Gallagher...
但不是每个人都喜欢他们看到的内容 But not everyone liked what they saw.
过了一会儿 当紫藤郡的男人们 在品尝大虾时 Later, while the men of Wisteria Lane were trying the shrimp,
他们的太太正在尽力控制自己的情绪 their wives were trying to control themselves.
你让一个舞女住到社区里来 You moved a stripper into the neighborhood?
你是怎么想的呢 What were you thinking?
你们还没花时间去了解过她呢 You guys aren't even taking the time to get to know her.
我们的老公们正在外面凑钱呢 Our husbands are in there pooling together their dollar bills.
我们还需要了解什么 What more do we need to know?
我刚见过罗宾 她看起来人不错 I just met Robin. She seems to be great.
她跟你说她是个脱衣舞女了吗 Did she mention that she's a stripper?
有这必要吗 Did she have to?
我只是想让她的生活重回正轨 Look, I am just trying to help her get back on her feet.
对她来说是个好的转变 I bet that'd be a nice change for her.
她现在住在我家 She is living in my house.
如果有人需要担心的话 那也应该是我 If anybody should be worried, it'd be me,
而我一点点威胁感都没有 And I am not threatened by her at all.
真的吗 Really?
没错 她是个好女孩 Yes. She's a nice girl.
是啊 很好 金发 Yeah, nice, blonde,
胸部很有弹性 and you can bounce a quarter off her breasts.
告诉你吧 你会惹上麻烦的 I'm telling you, she's trouble.
换个角度想 Here's a good thing--
她不可能比我更能搅乱这条街了 She can't bring any more crazy to this street than I did.
-给她个机会吧 -我同意 - Let's give her a chance. - I agree.
罗宾也许命途坎坷 Robin's probably had a tough life,
她需要我们的帮助 and she needs our help.
我通常是思想开明的 Well, I'm often being open-minded.
但我家里还有未成年男孩呢 But I have teenage boys at home.
我可不希望隔壁住着一个脱衣舞女 The last thing I need next door is a stripper.
勒奈特和舞女
斯加沃太太 我们来叫帕克去上学 Hey, Mrs. Scavo. We're picking up Parker for school.
请进吧 我去叫他 Please come in. I'll get him for you.
你还打不打算把继续把衣服叠好 So you ever gonna get back to folding the laundry?
我打算先吃点东西 Well, I thought i'd treat myself
再把早餐用的碗碟洗了 And wash the breakfast dishes first.
你已经开始叠了 善始善终不好吗 Well, you started this. Don't you think you should finish?
既然你这么关心这事 Well, since you're so passionate about it...
自己动手吧 Knock yourself out.
好吧 你从一个混蛋瞬间变成了小可爱 Okay, you just went from jerk to adorable real quick.
结婚纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary.
是那枚戒指 It's the ring!
你又去那个古董店了 Oh, you went back to that antique shop.
-没错 -谢谢你 - Yep. - Oh, thank you!
等着看你的礼物吧 Wait till you see your present.
今晚孩子们睡着以后 你就可以拆开了 You can unwrap it tonight when the kids are asleep.
不如就等他们去上学之后吧 Or how about after they leave for school?
好吧 他们怎么还不下来 Okay. Hey, why are they still up there
而且一点声音都没有呢 and why can't i hear them?
伙计们 Hey, boys.
干什么呢 What's going on?
我们要迟到了 Uh, we're late for school.
勒奈特 Oh, hey, Lynette.
你下次洗澡的时候 Hi. The next time you take a shower,
能不能把浴帘拉上呢 Do you think you could close your blinds?
我有个16岁的儿子 而他还有狐朋狗友 I have a 16-year-old son, and he has friends.
不会吧 Oh, no.
没错 你也许是从脱衣舞俱乐部上岸了 Oh, yes. You may have retired from the strip club,
但你还是在一周出演七次 But you're still doing seven shows a week.
起码我没收他们服务费 对吧 At least they didn't have to pay a cover charge, right?
这个社区很和谐 This is a nice community.
你要对周围居民们负责 You have a responsibility to the neighbors,
尤其是那些纯洁的孩子们 especially the ones with innocent children.
但他们不都是那么的纯洁 Well, they're not all so innocent.
什么意思 Excuse me?
昨天你儿子过来 Yesterday that son of yours
问我能不能和他上床 asked me if I would have sex with him.
帕克吗 Parker?
我儿子帕克吗 My Parker?
红头发 瘦瘦的 Red hair, skinny,
还睡在赛车小床里的帕克 Still-sleeps-in-a-bed-shaped-like-a-race-car Parker?
当然我拒绝他了 Of course I said no.
然后他就要付我现金 Then he offered me cash.
进来吧 Come in.
坐下 Have a seat.
怎么了 What's up?
出什么事了吗 Something wrong?
我们本以为要再过一年 We hoped it would be another year
才需要进行这种亲子对话 Before we had the parent-son conversation
来教育你不要用钱来和邻居上床 where we tell you not to offer your neighbor money for sex.
但是 But...
见鬼 她告诉你们了 Oh, crap. She told?
没错 Yeah.
你下次得找个嘴更严的舞女 You might want to pick a more discreet stripper next time.
你想什么呢 What were you thinking?
我们可不是这么教你的 不是吧 We raised you better than that. Didn't we?
没错 不是 Yeah, we did.
我们不是 那么 你想怎么申辩呢 We did. So... What do you have to say for yourself?
我是非常 非常 非常 I just really, really, really...
需要和人上床 needed to have sex.
三个"非常" 这样的话 Three "reallys." Well, in that case,
这里是20美刀 回去再试一次 Here's a $20. Go back and try again.
你是个16岁的男孩 You are a 16-year-old boy.
我们能够理解 We understand
你现在正处于荷尔蒙控制大脑的时期 your hormones are holding your brain hostage,
但你为什么会想要花钱买春呢 But why would you think you would need to pay for sex?
因为我是我所有朋友中 Because I'm the only one of my friends
唯一的一个处男 Who hasn't lost his virginity.
首先 他们是他们 First of all, we've seen your friends
相信我 祛痘霜 贴身内裤 And trust me, "Pimples," "Braces"
快让我高兴起来吧 这些都没有意义 And "beam me up, Scotty" are not gettin' any.
女孩子们可没这么看我 Girls don't look at me that way.
以后也不会 It's never gonna happen.
别管这些 Knock it off!
你是个好孩子 You are a great kid!
你不需要在这方面花钱的 You don't need to pay for it.
将来 In a few years,
当你在情感上成熟了 When you're emotionally ready,
你会遇到你的真命天女 you'll meet the right girl,
和美满的性生活 and you will have tons of sex,
当然 是在婚后 after you're married.
好的 爸爸 Okay, dad.
对不起 Sorry.
做得好 谢了 Nice job. Thank you.
你说他到底已经花钱做过没 You think he bought it?
做过什么 Bought what?
你知道的 You know.
男人总是为性买单 Guys always pay for sex in some way--
例如 大餐 鲜花 戒指 I mean, dinner, flowers... Antique rings.
你认为这是我们今晚做爱的唯一理由吗 You think that's the only reason we're having sex tonight?
当然不是 今天是我们结婚纪念日 Of course not. It's our anniversary.
这可是习俗 就像感恩节要吃火鸡一样 It's a given, like turkey on Thanksgiving.
尽管我希望 Although I am hoping
这枚戒指能够带给我一些突破 that the ring gets me an upgrade from missionary.
你还是别痴人说梦了 离我远点 Forget about upgrades. You just got bumped off the flight.
亲爱的 你到底怎么啦 Honey, wh-- why are you getting so upset?
我当初怎么没有意识到 Because I didn't know I was married
我嫁给了一个犬儒主义的傻瓜 to such a cynical lug nut.
等等 我们今晚不做爱了吗 Wait. Are we really not gonna have sex tonight?
别担心 汤姆 Don't worry, Tom.
将来 当你在情感上成熟了 In a few years, when you're emotionally ready,
你会拥有美满的性生活的 you're gonna have tons of sex.
别这样好吗 Come on!
你的确很喜欢这枚戒指吗 So you really like that ring?
是的 Yep.
你看了上面的题词没 Did you read the inscription?
送给我亲爱的 "to my darling--"
我们今晚不做爱 汤姆 We're not having sex, Tom.
别这样 到底是为什么呀 Oh, come on. Why not?
因为我对你刚才说的话感到很失望 Because I am still upset by what you said.
你真的认为女人只有在男人为她们 买东西的时候才愿意与他们上床吗 Do you really think women only sleep with men if they buy them things?
不 我觉得超级名模愿意同八十岁的 No. I think supermodels sleep with 80-year-old millionaires
百万富翁上床是因为她们想听 那些他们创业初期的艰辛历程的故事 because they love to hear stories about when bread was 5 cents a loaf.
但我不是模特 你也不是百万富翁 Well, I'm not a model, and you're no millionaire,
所以 我觉得你欠我一个道歉 So I'm thinking you owe me an apology.
还记得我们最开始的两次约会 都是在马利酒店 You and I went to Marley's tavern on our first two dates,
我连一个晚安的亲吻都得不到 and I could barely get past a good night kiss.
但是第三次约会 我在左岸咖啡厅倾囊而出 But third time out, I dropped 200 bucks at la rive gauche,
结果 你的激情就点燃了 我们就做爱了 And bam! you finally put out. Finally made love.
听着 你这个蠢货 Listen, you idiot!
我并不是因为你请我吃昂贵的晚餐 激情就点燃了 I did not "put out" because you bought me an exepensive dinner .
只是因为你约会时带来了一只灯泡 I did it because you showed up for the date with a lightbulb
一只换下我家那根走廊上烧坏了的灯泡 记得吗 to replace the one that had burned out in the hallway to my apartment, remember?
你说我没有住在最好的社区里 Oh. you said I didn't live in the best neighborhood.
你说你很担心我 And I was worried about you.
答对了 我当时就动情了 Bingo. I was ready to do you right then and there.
真的 Really?
就是因为那件微不足道的小事 That's all it takes?
就是因为我向你表示关心 Me showing you I care?
真这么简单 'cause that's easy.
好了 现在是你收纪念日礼物的时候了 And now it's time for your anniversary present.
你好 罗宾 Hey, Robin.
记得之前 Remember the other day
我跟你说过这里是个和谐的社区 When I told you this was a nice neighborhood?
但我忘记告诉你 I forgot to warn you--
这附近住着个悍妇 there's this one bitch that lives right nearby,
那就是我 and that would be me.
我理解 Look, I understand.
一个舞女搬来总会给周遭带来些麻烦 An ex-stripper moving next door will freak some people out.
不 不是的 我是说真的 No. Seriously, I'm sorry.
我接受你的道歉 Apology accepted.
对了 Oh, and, uh, by the way...
什么 Oh. Yeah?
下次 你和你丈夫开灯做爱的时候 能否把窗帘拉上 The next time you're giving it to your husband with the lights on, could you draw the drapes?
布里和舞女
来 Here we go.
我找到了签署人 明天就去见他 So I've got the signer, I'll meet him tomorrow
丹妮尔会在我走之前来照顾你 Can Danielle meet the errands for you before I go?
应该不错 Should be good.
乔伊会过来 Joy's be here at three from my rehab
我可以叫她陪我去公园 Roy offered to take me to the park.
这主意不错 Oh. well, isn't that lovely?
-想看电影吗 -我想读 - Do you wanna watch a movie? - well, I guess I'll read...
我们还是看电影吧 I guess we could watch a movie.
不 如果你想看书 就看吧 No. no, no. if you want to read, go ahead.
晚安 Good night.
如果你有什么需要 按铃就行 我就在楼上 If you need anything, just ring the bell. I'm...right upstairs.
我没事的 I-I'm sure I'll be fine.
有人在吗 Knock, knock.
罗宾 快进来吧 Robin. Come on in.
-你能帮我个忙吗 -当然可以 - Can I ask you a favor? - Sure.
苏珊和麦克一直以来都对我很好 Susan and Mike have been so good to me.
我也想做点事回报他们 I wanna do something nice for them,
于是我想 也许我可以为他们烤个蛋糕 and I thought, hey, maybe I should bake them a cake.
太贴心了 Oh, that's very thoughtful.
不用客气 随便用 Well, feel free to use whatever you need.
谢谢你 Thank you.
那我需要些什么 So what do I need?
罗宾 你对蛋糕到底了解多少 Robin, what exactly do you know about cakes?
我知道如果你用锡纸盖上蛋糕超过 Well, I know that if you're gonna hide in one
一小时 透气的气孔一定要弄得很大 for more than an hour, the air holes have got to be pretty big.
那 好吧 All right, then.
看来我将要教你怎么做蛋糕了 It looks like I will be teaching you how to make a cake.
布里 你太好了 Oh, yay! You rock, Bree!
我最好了 I rock.
现在 成功的秘诀就是 严格遵守食谱的要求 Now the key to success is following the recipe exactly.
烘烤的秘诀就是对时间的精准把握 The secret to baking is precision.
了解 你是我的偶像 Got it. You're my hero.
-你在干嘛 -把你做成我的屏保 - What are you doing? - Making you my screensaver.
这太可爱了 Oh, that's sweet.
你取代了我的小猫 他在吃面 You're replacing my cat. He's eating noodles.
我们还是开始做蛋糕吧 Let's just do this.
好的 找个围裙穿吧 Okay. Go get yourself an apron.
这是我见过最棒的蛋糕 That is, like, the coolest cake I've ever seen.
树莓摩卡 奥森的最爱 Raspberry mocha. Orson's favorite.
我和他在派对上交谈过 他人很好 I talked to him at the party. He's nice.
被迫坐在轮椅上的生活对你们一定很艰难 It must be tough having him in a wheelchair.
颇具挑战性的 It's been challenging.
有人说只要你有一个稳定的婚姻 任何难题都能迎刃而解 Well, they say you can get through anything if you have a solid marriage.
是啊 Yes, well...
对不起 我并非有意打探 Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
没关系 It's fine.
意外发生之前 我们之间确实有问题 Let's just say before his accident there were issues,
但现在我们正尝试着弥补错误 and now we're trying to put the pieces back together.
真为你高兴 Well, that's good for you.
那你还有错误没弥补的吗 So what's the piece you can't find?
现在你就在打探了 Ah! Now you are prying.
什么 我们还一起做了蛋糕啊 What? We did make a cake together.
听着 我祖母经常说 Look, my grandmother always said
如果你想要挽救你的婚姻 that if you wanna save your marriage,
只有在一间房内能成功 there's only one room to do it in.
卧室 The bedroom.
我知道 Yeah, I got that.
和性爱无关 It's not about sex.
是亲密感 It's about... closeness.
我们之间丧失了亲密感 We've lost our intimacy.
亲爱的 Oh. Honey.
做爱就是男人找到亲密感的方式 Sex is how men get intimate.
我根本不确定他是否还有能力 Well, I'm not even sure he's capable.
这无关紧要 Oh, it doesn't matter.
他的大脑还活跃着 His brain still works.
他能看到你也能感受到你的抚摸 And he can see you. He can feel you touch him.
他能听见你说的话 He can hear what you say to him.
我有个熟客 92岁 坐在轮椅上 You know, I had this regular customer-- 92 years old, in a wheelchair.
我以前总得把他的氧气罩拿开 才能给他跳大腿舞 I used to have to push the oxygen tank out of the way to give him a lap dance.
我都不知道他是否还有性趣 I don't know if he's even interested.
所以情况是 Well, here's the thing.
我们两个都不确定 Neither of us knows for sure,
但是只有我们其中之一能找出答案 but only one of us can find out.
亲爱的 你回来了 Hello, dear.
-成人礼怎么样 -男孩变成男人 - How was the bar mitzvah? - A boy became a man,
一个犹太教教士为此赐福 and a rabbi blesse of this piece.
老掉牙了 你今天过得怎样 Same old, same old. How was your day?
我读读书 打发时间 Oh, I've been passing the time reading.
我想我应该把衣服脱掉 Well, I suppose I should get out of these clothes.
彼得·柴可夫斯基 上帝保佑你 Oh! Peter Tchaikovsky. God bless you.
是啊 我从不会拒绝听这首曲子 Yes. I never tire of this piece.
它太非凡了 感人至深 有感及心 It's extraordinary-- so moving, so... sensual.
你不想上楼脱吗 Don't you wanna do that upstairs?
直接仍进放脏衣服的篮子里 You know, near the hamper.
事实上 我更想... Actually, I'd rather do it...
在这里脱 Right... Here.
你为什么这样走路 Why are you walking like that?
你说呢 Why do you think?
我不知道 I'm not sure.
你想让我为瘫痪而感到舒适些吗 You're trying to make me feel better about being paralyzed?
继续猜 大家伙 Guess again, big boy.
如果你中风了 Well, if you're having a stroke,
我们还真成天设一对 we're gonna make quite a team.
我相信这里... I do believe it's getting...
越变越热了 Hot in here.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
没事 等一下 我的耳环钩住了 Yeah. just a second. My earring's caught.
你好好享受这音乐 Enjoy the music.
让我帮你吧 Oh, let me help.
不用了 我行的 No, no, no. I'm good.
站那别动 我来了 Stay there. I'm coming over.
奥森 不用了 我快脱掉了 No, Orson, I've got it.
真对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
告诉过你我不要你帮忙 I told you I didn't need any help!
在我看来 你没说的那么明显 Well, in my defense, that wasn't entirely clear.
算了 这太蠢了 Forget it. This was stupid.
刚才那到底是什么 What was that?
你在想什么啊 那个是大腿舞啊 What do you think?! It was a lap dance!
那是大腿舞 That was a lap dance?
我在试着激起你的性趣 I was trying to arouse you.
-你应该知道我坐在轮椅上吧 -我想 - You are aware I'm in wheelchair? - Well, I thought
你仍会对那类事感兴趣 you still might be interested in that sort of thing.
我的确是啊 I am!
你显然没表现出来 Well, you certainly don't act like it.
意外发生之后 After the accident,
我从来没想过你还会... I just never thought you would ever consider...
奥森 Oh, Orson.
一开始确实会有些不便 但是我们能逐步改进 Things will be awkward at first, but we can work on it.
你是我丈夫 You're my husband.
我想和你更加亲近 I wanna be close to you.
我想和你同床而眠 即使这 I wanna share your bed again, even if it...
只是意味着在你临睡前握住你的手 means just holding your hand before you fall asleep.
过来吧 Come here.
能行吗 Is this all right?
试试看吧 Let's see--
柴可夫斯基的乐曲环绕在耳边 I've got Tchaikovsky on the stereo,
妻子在我的怀中 my wife in my arms.
这样就可以了 Yes, this is all right
加布丽尔和舞女
她和丹尼整天都待在一起 She and Danny spent the whole day together.
哪还有那么多话说啊 What's left to say?
这样不行 干脆禁止安娜和他说话好了 This is out of control. Let's forbid Ana to talk to him.
你觉得给两个青少年下禁令能有用吗 Yeah, forbid two teenagers, that always works.
再说了 我们怎么解释呢 Besides, what would we say--
我们偷听到他家长对话 觉得他们是坏人吗 We overheard his parents talking and we think they're evil?
-你觉得伯伦一家到底干什么了 -不知道 - What do you think the bolens did? - I don't know,
不过既然在跑路 说明肯定不是小事 But you don't go on the run for not paying your cable bill.
他们搬进来以后一直很谨慎小心 They've been cagey ever since they moved in.
尼克又没工作 他们的钱从哪来呢 And Nick doesn't work. How do they have money?
搞不好他们在贩毒或者走私枪支 Maybe they're drug dealers or gun runners.
管他们干吗 我不希望安娜跟那家人接触 Whatever they are, I don't want Ana anywhere near that family.
-她不会跟他分手的 -除非我们强迫她 - She won't break up with him. - She will if we make her.
我告诉你那不可能 我们得用诱惑 而不是武力 I told you that won't work. We need to come up with a carrot, not a stick.
安娜 Ana.
给点隐私好不好 Privacy, please.
-有个好消息 -你的还是我的 - I've got big news. - For me or for you?
你的 You!
我刚接到我朋友卢克·雷菲尔德的一个电话 I just got a call from my good friend Luke Rayfield.
我在纽约刚开始做模特的时候 I was a struggling model in New York
他也正刚开始做摄影师 when he was a struggling photographer.
我当时主要是在他家人面前挡箭牌 Well, mostly I was his beard for all his family functions.
-有一次 -关于我的部分呢 - There was this one time-- - Is the part about me coming up?
哦对 Oh, yeah.
是这样 卢克自己开了模特公司 Anyway, Luke now has his own modeling agency,
一直想找有潜力的新人 and he's always looking for new talent,
我把你的照片寄给了他 so I sent him your picture.
等一下 等一下 Wait for it! wait for it.
他想做你的经纪人 He wants to represent you.
你可以尖叫了 You may now begin screaming.
我得给丹尼打个电话 Oh, I have to call Danny!
这样 丹尼不着急的 Oh, well, you know what? Danny can wait.
我们得去买新的行李箱 We need to go buy you some new luggage.
他们想让你马上就去纽约 They want you in New York immediately.
现在 不是还得等我上完高中吗 Now? But, uh, don't I have to finish high school?
二战德国人输了 远东战争韩国输了 World War II--Germany lost. Korean war--Korea lost.
越战我们输了 毕业可没什么好处 Vietnam War--we lost. Happy graduation.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我觉得我现在不能去 I-I don't think I can go just yet.
为什么 Why not?
丹尼和我有计划的 Danny and I have a plan.
等我毕业以后我们一起去纽约 We're going to New York together when I graduate.
我为她做了这么多事 After everything I've done for her...
丹尼和我打算毕业以后 "Danny and I are moving to New York
一块去纽约 我们相爱了 "after I graduate. We're in love!"
-我都快吐了 再给我点酒 -怎么了 - Pour me some more wine before I throw up. - What's wrong?
加布差点就把她侄女送进模特圈了 Oh, Gaby got her niece a foot in the door for a modeling career,
-她拒绝了 -真糟糕 and she's turning it down. Ooh, bad call.
我以前学过芭蕾 而且学的挺好的 I used to take ballet, and I was pretty good at it, too.
有一次一家大的芭蕾公司的芭蕾教练 And one time, this instructor from a big ballet company
看见我的表演 长话短说 saw me perform, and--oh, long story short,
两天后他们就聘我去跳舞 two days later they offered me a job.
然后怎么了 What happened?
鲍比·巴特菲尔德出现了 Bobby Butterfield happened.
-一个男孩 -不是一个男孩 - A boy. - Not just a boy.
是"那个男孩" The boy.
我那时候简直为他疯狂 Oh, I was crazy about him,
还以为会一辈子好下去 Thought it was gonna last forever.
然后呢我没接受那份工作 So I passed on the job.
两个月后他为了路易斯·麦克穆勒把我甩了 And two months later, he dumped me for Louise McMullen.
再过了一个月 我遇上了车祸 And then a month after that, I got into a car accident,
伤了膝盖 Messed up my knee,
芭蕾梦没了 脱衣舞开始了 and then it was good-bye, tutu. Hello ta-tas.
太棒了 That is fantastic!
你是在说我们听到的同一个故事版本吗 Did we just hear the same story?
你一定得把这故事给安娜讲一次 You have got to tell that story to Ana.
放弃梦想 Putting off your dreams
为了那个贱人害的自己精神支柱都没了 and then having your life spiral down the crapper?
简直太完美了 It couldn't be more perfect.
我想我可以去跟安娜谈谈的 Well, I-I guess I could talk to Ana,
如果你觉得有必要的话 if you think it would help her.
太好了 说到她哭也没有关系 Great. And don't be afraid to turn on the waterworks.
脱衣舞女的眼泪可是感情催化剂啊 Nothin' sells pathetic like stripper tears.
我觉得我应该 把你的话录下来 Maybe it would help if I started taping you
让你听听自己在说什么 so you could hear what it is you say.
最开始的时候 如果卢克让你拍服装目录也别灰心 Don't be discouraged if Luke starts you off with catalogue work.
只要能上镜就是好事 Just try to get your face in the shot.
做初级的工作是有点困难 不过我还是坚持过来了 A little tough to do with a lawn mower, but I did it.
安娜 你去哪了 Hey. Ana. Where you been?
-我给你发短信了 -我正打算过来 - I was texting you. - Oh, I was just coming over.
要去旅行吗 Ooh. Taking a trip?
你们应该会有很多要聊的 I'm... sure you two have a lot to talk about.
我先把这些拿进去了 So I'll just take these inside for you.
再见 丹尼 Bye, Danny.
你拿行李箱做什么 What do you need luggage for?
我正打算过去告诉你 I was just about to come over and tell you right now.
-这是什么时候的事 -我刚知道 - When did this happen? - I just found out, okay?
安娜我以为我们该会一起去 Ana, I thought we were supposed to go together.
-你为什么不能等等 -这是个绝佳的机会 - Why can't you wait? - This is a huge opportunity.
你应该说 很好安娜 去吧 You should be saying, "great, Ana. Go for it."
如果你都不支持我 If you can't support me,
那我们也许就不应该在一起 then maybe we shouldn't even be together.
罗宾 Hey! Hey, Robin!
你好 什么事 Oh, hi. What's up?
我想要感谢你 I've been meaning to thank you.
你对安娜说的话简直就像咒语 You little speech to Ana worked like a charm.
-我刚送她去了机场 -太好了 - I just took her to the airport. - Great.
她昨晚和丹尼·伯伦吵架是为什么呢 Mm-hmm. So, uh, why was she fighting with Danny Bolen yesterday?
他们分手了 They were breaking up.
他们在谈恋爱吗 They were dating?
我让你跟她谈话就是为了这个 Yeah. That's the whole reason I wanted you to talk to her,
让她相信她那样会毁了自己的生活 to convince her she was screwing up her life,
我好把她送去纽约 让她远离丹尼 so I could ship her off to new york, and get her away from Danny.
你没告诉我这个 You didn't tell me that.
怎么了 OK, so?
我不喜欢被人利用 So I don't like being used.
别生气 你帮了我的忙 Oh, don't get upset. You did good.
安娜走了 丹尼也远离了 Ana's gone. Danny's out of the picture.
我欠你的人情 I owe you big time.
丹尼 Danny.
我们应该谈谈 Hey, I think we need to talk.
抱歉 现在不合适 Sorry. It's really not a good time.
实际上这时间正好合适 Actually, this is exactly the time.
我刚跟卢克通了电话 I just talked to Luke.
安娜已经住进了宿舍 Ana has settled into her dorm,
课程也排好了 she's got all her classes lined up,
他明天带她去拍新片 and he's taking her new head shots tomorrow.
最重要的是 And the best part is,
她现在和伯伦家的人相隔万里了 she is miles away from the nearest bolen.
苏珊和舞女
时间正好 Oh, perfect timing.
闻起来好香 Something smells good.
谢谢 Thank you.
收尾了 马上就开饭 好好吃 Just putting on the finishing touches before we eat. bon appetite.
你对我简直太好了 Oh, you spoil me. Mm.
怎么了 Mm! what's wrong?
背又开始痛了吗 我今天一天都得趴着工作 Is it your back again? Yeah. I spent all day working in a crawl space.
明天一早我就给按摩师打电话 Aw. I'll call the chiropractor first thing in the morning.
不用的 我可以解决 No need for that. I can fix it.
过来 Come here.
等等 你在干嘛呢 Oh, wait! wait! wait! wait! what are you doin'?
以前在双D 因为要一直从钢管上滑下来 At Double D's, the girls were constantly throwing their backs out
那些女孩老是背痛 她们都来找我 from sliding down that pole. They all came to see me.
放松 一 二 三 Now just relax, and one, two, three.
行了 感觉怎样 There. How do you feel?
天哪 不痛了 Oh, my god. It's gone.
背不痛了 The pain's gone.
谢谢你 罗宾 Wow! uh, thank you, Robin.
我刚刚就准备给他一杯苏格兰威士忌 I-I was just gonna give him a scotch
让他在客房睡得了 And make him sleep the guest room.
说真的 你把我治好了 Seriously, you really fixed me up.
-谢谢 -没事 - Thanks. - Oh, please.
你们为我做了这么多 这点小事算什么 After all you guys have done for me, it's the least I can do.
我回来啦 I'm home!
在这儿 In here!
今晚不吃快餐了 我们用... No fast food tonight! fire up the...
微波炉 Microwave.
我的背又不行了 My back went out again.
罗宾帮我按了一下 但力度不够 Robin tried cracking it, but it just didn't go deep enough.
佛教徒是这样按摩的 This is the way the buddhist monks do it.
只有这样才能按摩到所有肌肉 It's the only way to get through all that muscle.
有问题吗 宝贝 Is there a problem, babe?
没有 没问题 No. no problem.
看起来有人帮你大忙了 It looks like you're in good hands.
或脚忙 Or... feet.
那我去做晚餐了 So i'll just, uh, go make dinner.
好好踩 Happy trails!
感觉如何 How does that feel?
爽死了 别停 别停 Oh! yeah, yeah, do that! do that!
-要不要加点力 -尽你所能吧 - Can you handle a little more? - oh! give me all you got.
我今天去杰尼丝.怀特家里了 So I, uh, ran into Janice White today.
她说她丈夫病了 Says her husband is sick.
你真够硬的 Oh, wow, you're really stiff.
我换个姿势试一下 Okay, let me try something else.
你太厉害了 Oh, you're the boss.
很明显是受细菌感染了 Apparently, it's bacterial,
他肿地像头猪 And he's, uh, bloating like a pig.
我会抓住然后再拉 I'm gonna grab it and pull.
来吧 Go for it!
而且还不停腹泻 And there's a lot of diarrhea!
噢 爽 太爽了 Oh, yes! Ohh! yes!
爽死了 Ohh, yes!
简直难以置信 This is incredible.
僧侣的疗法真是太棒了 Those monks really know what they're doing.
是的 Oh, yeah.
他们哪还有时间念经 When do they find time to pray?
我准备去学校了 Hey! I'm on my way to school.
全体教师志愿为流浪者做三明治 Faculty volunteered to make sandwiches for the homeless.
好的 那一会儿见 Okay, well, I'll, uh, see you later.
怎么了 What's the matter?
我刚为一整栋房修了水管 连头发都痛了 I, uh, re-piped an entire house. Even my hair hurts.
真可怜 要不要个热垫 Aw, you poor thing. You want the heating pad?
不用了 没事的 No. no, I'll be okay.
我很快就回来 你好好休息 Well, I won't be gone long. Feel better.
我让罗宾回来给我捶背就行了 I'll just have robin crack my back when she gets home.
要不我留下 由我来 Or I could stay here and do it.
那流浪汉怎么办 What about the homeless?
得了吧 他们经常上顿不接下顿 Please. They've gone this long without food.
多等10分钟又何妨 What's another ten minutes?
苏珊 你是不是很介意罗宾给我按摩 Susan, do you have a problem with robin working on me?
当然没有 Of course not.
但她不在这儿 而你又很痛 But she's not here, and you're in pain.
为何不让我来试试 So why don't you let me take a shot at it?
试试 这可是我的脊椎 A shot at it? We're talking about my spine.
麦克 罗宾在跳艳舞的时候 Mike, Robin didn't exactly go to medical school
也没念过医学啊 Between lap dances.
我见过她的手法 我也行的 I saw what she did. I can do the same thing.
-那好吧 -来啦 - Okay. - Here we go.
你别叫啊 罗宾就是这么做的 No "ow." That's exactly what Robin did.
不 她并非突然猛拉 No, she didn't yank it.
这是我手臂 又不是紧急制动器 It's my arm, not an emergency brake.
深呼吸 Just take a deep breath.
关键是要放松 The key is relaxation.
一...二... One... two...
我数"三"时 你要是别乱动的话 You know, if you hadn't moved when I said "three"...
你走吧 Just go.
天哪 苏珊 麦克没事吧 Oh, my god, Susan. Is Mike gonna be all right?
-我能见他吗 -当然 宝贝 - Can I see him? - Sure, sweetie.
但别爬到床上去 Just don't climb on the bed.
你怎么不等我回来 Look, why didn't you wait for me?
我可以帮麦克 没关系的 I would've taken care of Mike's back, no problem.
我想亲自来 Well, I wanted to do it myself.
哦 好的 Oh. okay. hmm.
我骗你的 我并不想这么做 I'm lying. I didn't wanna do it.
我只是非常不想由你来做 I just really wanted you not to do it.
我不明白 I don't understand.
上帝啊 我已经努力让自己对此保持冷静 God, I've been trying really hard to be cool about all this.
但当我进门看到你趴在麦克身上 But when I walked in and I saw you all over Mike...
当我按摩他背部时吗 When--when I was cracking his back?
我只是想帮忙 I was just trying to help.
但你几乎什么都没穿 While you wearing next to nothing
叉开腿坐我丈夫身上 and straddling my husband.
我该怎么反应 你曾是个脱衣舞女 How was I supposed to react? You used to be a stripper.
别哭 你哭什么 Oh, don't cry. Why are you crying?
脱衣舞女应当很坚强 Strippers are supposed to be tough.
别那样叫我 Stop calling me that.
是的 我以前是脱衣舞女 Yes, I was a stripper.
但你知道吗 But you know what?
你曾经是唯一一个 You were the only person who never treated me like one,
不歧视我的人 Until now. oh.
要是麦克按摩算是过界了 我非常抱歉 And I'm really sorry if I crossed the line with Mike.
我在俱乐部里工作了9年 You know, I guess after working nine years in the club,
我几乎不知道界线在哪里 I just don't know where the line is anymore.
我反应过度了 I-I overreacted.
也许我该搬出去了 Maybe I should move out.
不 罗宾 你无须这么做 No. Robin, you don't have to do that.
我希望我们的友谊可以长存 I want us to be friends for a very long time.
所以我应该搬出去 So, yes, I do.
爸爸说他的背又不好使了 Daddy told me his back go back down
凯瑟琳和舞女
你好啊 Hello.
你好 苏珊让我把信带给你 Hi. Susan asked me to bring you some of your mail.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我是罗宾 我们在聚会上见过 I'm Robin. We met at your party.
是的 记忆犹新 Yeah, I remember.
你还好吗 How's it going?
想必你已知道我曾因故离开 Oh! I take it you heard about my little vacation
去美景心理治疗中心 At fairview behavioral.
是的 我听说了 Yes. I heard.
实话说 Well, to be honest,
日子不好过 It's been hard,
尤其当我回到这空空如也的大屋里 Especially coming back to this big, empty house.
更别提那些喜爱评头论足的人们 Not to mention the subtle glances I get
对我投来异样的目光 From people judging me.
但我会说 去他们的 But you know what I say? To hell with them.
谢谢 Thank you.
一会儿见 I'll see you.
要是你在这屋里很孤独 Oh, hey, and if this house gets too lonely,
而我正巧在租房子 I'm looking for a room to rent.
我是说 麦克和苏珊对我太好了 I mean, Mike and Susan are great,
而他们家却显得有点拥挤 But it's gettin' a little crowded over there.
好吧 我考虑一下 Okay, I'll keep it in mind.
值得考虑一下 Mm, for what it's worth,
这样或许能减轻你的压力 It might take the heat off of you.
人们不会对隔壁住着一个脱衣舞女的女人 No one judges the woman from the looney bin
有什么评头论足的 When there's a stripper next door.
太棒了 This is great.
大学毕业后 我就再也没和女同胞 I haven't had a female roommate since...
做过室友 after college.
为女生欢呼 Let's hear it for girl power!
我们该出去喝杯东西庆祝一下 You know, we should go out and have a drink to celebrate.
我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
医生告诉我应当出去走走 但是 My therapist says I should get out more, but...
但那天去加布家 都觉得 Even being over at Gaby's house the other day, it's...
有点困难 It's just hard.
我理解 Yeah, I get that.
在精神病院里 到底是什么感觉 So what was it like being in a mental hospital?
你知道的 You know...
和你想像中差不多 As much fun as one would expect.
我这么问 是因为 I only ask 'cause of my mom.
我妈妈曾把我当作出气桶 She used to use me as a punching bag,
我做梦都希望能把她关进去 And I always dreamed about having her committed.
你说什么 I'm sorry.
我只是说说 其实她喝醉了才那样 Oh. No, it was only when she was drunk.
她这么做是 It was her way of coping
对我父亲有外遇的发泄 With my dad cheating on her all the time.
我还记得我希望我父亲丑陋无比 I remember wishing that he was ugly
这样不会有其他女人喜欢他 So other women wouldn't want him.
但他和克林特·伊斯特伍德一样帅 But he looked like Clint Eastwood.
总之 妈妈要找人撒气 Anyway, mom had to take out her anger somewhere,
而我比起6尺4英寸的卡车司机 更容易成为目标 and I was an easier target than a 6'4" Trucker.
其实 Actually...
在医院的日子很不好过 It was pretty bad at the hospital.
人们常说 你能做的 只有尖叫 People always say it's the screaming that gets to you.
但至少 尖叫意味着你还活着 你懂吗 But at least screaming means you're alive, you know?
我不能忍受的是 那些目光呆滞的人们 What I couldn't take were the people with the blank stares.
曾经有一位女士 整天呆呆地坐在花园里 There was this one woman who sat frozen in the garden all day,
轻声念叨着那句歌词 "老麦当劳大叔 有一座农场" whispering the words to "Old MacDonald has a farm"
念了一遍又一遍 over and over and over.
那当她唱到 "这里嘎嘎 那里嘎嘎 到处嘎嘎叫"的时候 医生是不是会不爽 The doctors ever take offense when she got to "here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack-quack"?
你知道吗 You know what?
如果有两个人 理所应当 出去畅饮一夜 If there were ever two people who deserved a night out drinking...
那会是咱俩 It's us.
-好吧 -嗯 - Okay... - Mm-hmm?
-等价交换 -嗯 - Quid pro quo. - Mm?
我告诉了你 被限制人身自由 躺在床上的情形 I told you what it was like to go to bed in restraints,
所以我认为 你要告诉我 So I think it's only fair
当舞女的情形 才公平 that you tell me what it was like being a stripper.
那样的日子很残酷 Ooh. It was brutal.
如果我能从每个打我屁股的人那里 得到一美元 If I had a dollar for every guy that slapped me on my butt
只因为他喜欢如此... 真快想起来了 真的 just 'cause he felt like it... Come to think of it, I do.
打扰了 我和我的朋友想知道 Excuse me. Uh, my friend and I were wondering
你们是否愿意加入我们那桌 if you'd like to join us at our table.
不了 谢谢 今晚是姐妹之夜 No, thank you. It's girls night out.
酒吧里坐着两位如此美丽的女子 别怪我上前问 Two beautiful women in a bar. Can't blame a guy for asking.
如果你们改变主意 我们就在那边 Uh, we're over there if you decide to go coed.
我想过去跟他们一起坐 会不会不好 Is it bad that I wanna go sit with them?
-你愿意 -是啊 - You do? - Yeah!
已经很久没有帅哥跟我调情了 It's been a while since a guy that cute has flirted with me.
那我们过去吧 You know what? Let's do it.
真的 Really?
你看上去那么性感 别把时间浪费在我身上了 Yes. You look way too hot to waste it on just me.
-走吧 -嗯 - Shall we? - Mm!
你肯定有秘诀 Come on. You've gotta have a secret.
没有 只用了洗发水和护发素而已 Nope. It's shampoo and conditioner.
看起来真美 Well, it looks amazing.
你该去上美发杂志的封面 You should be on the cover of hair magazines.
-你刚才说你是做什么的 -我没说过 - What is it you said you do? - I didn't,
但是我朋友凯瑟琳 But my friend Katherine,
她就要开自己的酒席承办公司了 she's starting her own catering company.
只是有这个想法 我对烹饪充满着激情 Oh, well, thinking about it. Cooking's a passion of mine.
但经营自己的生意 要准备的很多 But a lot has to happen before I start my own business.
-我知道了 你是个模特 -不对 - I know. You're a model. - No.
-牙科保健员 -不对 - Oh. Uh... dental hygienist? - No.
-你是名空姐 -不对 - Oh, I know. You're a flight attendant. - Mnh-mnh.
你还是告诉我吧 You may as well tell me,
否则我会猜一个晚上的 or I'm just gonna keep guessing all night.
她是个舞女 行了吧 She's a stripper, okay?
前舞女 抱歉 Ex-stripper. I'm sorry.
你干嘛道歉 我们热爱舞女 Oh, hey, why are you apologizing? We love strippers.
她们就像是 坦露出胸部的 Yeah. They're like angels of mercy...
仁慈的天使 that show their boobs.
我们该走了 We should probably get going.
你说什么呢 W-what are you talking about?
我们还没跳舞呢 We haven't even danced yet.
我真的不想跳 Oh, I don't really feel like dancing,
虽然我不能代表凯瑟琳的意愿 although I can't speak for Katherine here.
只是 我想跟你跳舞 Well, it's just, I wanna dance with you.
你们没被这位时髦风趣 You're not attracted to someone who's classy, witty,
又美丽动人的女士吸引吗 not to mention breathtakingly beautiful?
不是冒犯你的朋友 但你才是我的喜欢的类型 No offense to your friend, but you're more my type.
既然如此 Oh. Well, in that case,
我想我就把她留给我自己了 I guess I'll just keep her all to myself.
晚安 各位 Night, guys.
天啊 God...
-想想他们脸上的表情 -我知道 - The look on their faces... - Oh, I know.
真是"我十分有兴致" 和"我只想回家" 的完美组合 It was the perfect combo of "I am so turned on" and "I am so going home alone."
你要记住这招 以便下次 你想中止一次糟糕的约会 You should remember that the next time you want to get out of a bad date.
我不这么想 Oh, no, I don't think so.
这两头蠢猪 证实了 我最近一直在想的事 Those two pigs confirmed what I've been thinking for a while now--
我想对我而言 是时候彻底放弃男人了 I think it's time for me to give up on men.
上帝保佑 姐妹儿 Mm. Amen, sister.
正式宣布 我有约会的日子 结束了 It's official. My dating days are over.
我是说 你不用把话说得这么绝 I mean, you don't have to take it that far.
你永远可以效仿我刚才的做法 发掘其他的选择 You could always just do what I did and explore other options.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
撒一张更大的网 把水池拓宽 Cast a wider net? Expand the pool?
跟女人约会 Date chicks?
-你是... -没错 - So you're... - Yep.
正式成员 Card-carrying.
我还觉得 那个吻非常有说服力 I thought that kiss felt awfully convincing.
我跟男人约会了很长时间 Well, I mean, I dated guys for a long time and...
从没有过心灵相通的感觉 I just never really felt a connection.
后来我开始跳脱衣舞 包围在许多自信 性感的女人之中 And then I started stripping, and I was surrounded by all these confident, sexy women,
我意识到 and I realized,
"罗宾 亲爱的 "Robin, sweetie,
你找错对象了" 嗯 you have been barking up the wrong tree." Hmm.
我想我的对象没错 Yeah, I think I got the right tree.
只是不想再找了 Just sick of barking.
你自便吧 Well, suit yourself.
跟你说这个 没问题吧 Uh, you're okay with this, right?
不会影响我们之间的关系吧 I mean, it's not gonna affect anything with us?
我不明白为什么会 I-I don't see why it would.
好吧 Okay.
罗宾
嗨 罗宾 你在干嘛 Hey, Robin. What are you up to?
只是出来走走 天气真好 Just out for a walk. It's such a nice day.
是啊 喜欢这些邻居们吗 Yeah, it is. So how do you like the neighborhood?
-大家对你好吗 -我想是的 - Is everyone treatin' you okay? - I guess so.
没人对你当作舞女的事 No one's giving you any guff
说什么废话吧 about being a stripper, are they?
没有啊 Oh, no.
我只是想确定一下 I just wanna make sure,
相信我 我经历过 'cause trust me, I've been there.
当时 我几乎是在跟自己做性交易 Way back when, I was sorta in the sex trade myself.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
我曾经给西尔斯·罗巴克公司 当紧身胸衣的模特 I used to model women's foundation garments for Sears Roebuck.
这对乳房 供我读完了大学 These breasts put me through college.
它们是真的 顺便说下 They're real, by the way.
它们看起来是真的 They look real.
是啊 Yeah.
总之 我很高兴 大家对你很好 Anyway, I'm glad that people are treating you nice.
你知道最好的是什么吗 You know what the best part is?
他们真的能看见我 They actually see me.
看见你 See you?
我多年以来 在一个人们整晚 都盯着我看的地方工作 I spent a lot of years working in a place where people stared at me all night long.
但是没有人真的能... 看见我 But no one ever really... saw me.
你懂我的意思吧 You know what I mean?
我懂 I do.
当我第一次来到这里 And when I first got here,
我以为这里也一样如此 但是... I thought it was gonna be the same thing. But...
我感觉到 你的邻居们看见了 I get the feeling your neighbors
人们通常会看到的一切 see past all the stuff that people usually look at.
这让我觉得真的很好 It makes me feel really good.
我真高兴 I'm glad.
罗宾·加拉赫是对的 Robin Gallagher was right.
她遇见的紫藤郡的人们 The people she had met on Wisteria Lane
真的看到了她 had really looked at her,
他们看见了她的美德 And they had seen her sense of morality,
她忠实的内心 Her loyal heart...
她出人意料的洞察力 Her surprising insight,
她的宽宏大量 Her forgiving nature.
有的人甚至注意到了 她惊人的美貌 Some people had even taken notice of her incredible beauty...
而他们都惊讶地发现 他们喜欢上了眼前所见 And they were surprised to discover they liked what they saw.