《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
艾迪亲手杀害了自己的母亲 Eddie added his mother to his list of victims.
-怎么样 -如果他的妈妈能配合 How'd it go? Well, it would go a lot faster
进度可能会快一点 if we could get his mother in here.
这些天没有人看见过她 Nobody's seen her for days.
布里终于看见山姆阴暗的一面 Bree saw a disturbing side of Sam.
我现在很怕他 I'm afraid of him.
苏珊着手处理麦克的债务问题 Susan attacked Mike's financial problems.
-这就是全部的账册了吗 -没错 So is this everything? Yep.
-加布得知了真相 -我和一个恶棍纠缠在一起 Gaby got the truth. I got involved with a bad guy.
你说的不是尼克吧 不是 是丹尼的爸爸 You're not talking about Nick, are you? No, Danny's father...
名副其实的恶魔 A really bad guy.
回家收拾几件行李 Grab whatever you can stuff in a couple of bags.
你不去我们也不去 我会送丹尼过去 Not without you. I'll send Danny.
安吉最担心的事情还是发生了 And Angie faced her worst fear.
-你会杀了我吗 -我们能明早再谈吗 Are you gonna kill me? Can we discuss it in the morning?
如果你决定逃跑 那跟尼克告个别 And if you decide to run away, say good-bye to Nick,
因为如果你跑掉 他也活不了多久的 because he won't be around much longer after you've gone.
安吉·伯伦睡得一点也不好 Angie Bolen was having trouble sleeping.
梦中不断回放她的过去 She kept dreaming about her life
和那些她所做的决定 and the choices she had made.
归根结底 是她做出了退学的决定 After all, it was her decision to drop out of college.
是她选择加入了生态恐怖组织 It was her idea to join a group of eco-terrorists.
她任凭自己爱上 She let herself fall in love...
那个有强大感召力的头目 With their charismatic leader.
她答应帮他制造一枚炸弹 And she agreed to build him a bomb.
安吉明白这些决定是多么的愚蠢 Angie knew her choices had been bad ones.
否则现在怎么会和这个 How else could she have ended up here...
自己蔑视的男人纠缠在这里呢 With a man she despised?
早上好 Good mornin'.
你坐在这里多久了 How long you been sittin' there?
就一会儿 For a while.
我一直在欣赏那块伤疤 I've been admiring your scar.
太美了 It is so beautiful.
你这是干什么 你应该自豪的 What are you doing? You should be proud.
这是任务完成的象征 It's a symbol of what we accomplished.
我们杀了人 我不觉得这很光彩 We killed a guy. I'm not so proud.
一个生命能和整个地球上的生命相比吗 What's one life compared to the planet?
我们的事业是崇高的 What we did was noble.
把这番话告诉他的妻子吧 Tell that to his wife.
你是什么时候不爱我的 When did you stop loving me?
是我们还在一起的时候 Was it while we were still together,
还是尼克把你从我身边抢走以后 or was it after Nick took you from me?
我的手腕好痛 My wrist hurts.
把手铐打开吧 Uncuff me.
我在问你话 Answer the question.
我从未爱过你 I never loved you.
你撒谎 That's a lie.
而我认为很有可能 In fact, I'm thinkin' there's a good chance
你现在还爱着我 that you still do.
别碰我 Don't touch me.
或许我们应该做爱 这样你就能想起来了 Maybe if we made love, you'd remember.
好啊 但我会因为恶心 吐到你嘴里 We could, but you might not like it
我想你不会喜欢的 when I vomit into your mouth.
你该知道我随时可以杀你 You do realize I could kill you.
你不会的 But you won't,
因为我对你还有用 'cause you need me for somethin'.
没错 That's true.
那好 别让我猜了 Well... don't just keep me in suspense.
说吧 Tell me.
你再帮我做一枚炸弹 You're gonna make me another bomb.
你勉强不了我做这件事 You can never make me do that.
是的 安吉·伯伦做过太多错误的决定 Yes, Angie Bolen had made a lot of bad choices in her life.
我能勉强你做的事 会超乎你的预料 You're gonna be surprised by what I can make you do.
而现在她已经别无选择了 And she now had no choices left.
约翰·布斯侦探很伤脑筋 Detective John booth was not happy.
这名恶徒在美景镇多次作案 杀害妇女 You see, someone had been killing women in the town of Fairview,
是谁作的案 他一点线索也没有 and he hadn't a clue as to who it was.
几个月以来 For months,
他每天都仔细察看尸检照片 he had pored over autopsy photos...
阅读心理学资料 Read psychological profiles...
采访目击者 And interviewed witnesses...
但凶手究竟是谁 But detective booth was still
布斯警探还是毫无头绪 no closer to finding the killer.
直到这天 Until one day...
我是布斯 请讲 Booth speaking.
是吗 Really?
好的 我们马上过去 Yeah. Okay. We'll be right there.
-怎么了 -一群孩子发现了一具女尸 What's up? Some kids came across a woman's body
埋在树林里 buried in the woods.
又是勒死的 Strangled?
看看就知道了 We'll find out.
法医正在把尸体挖出来 Forensics is over there right now digging her up.
艾迪 我们谈谈吧 Hey, Eddie. We need to talk.
我做错事了吗 Did I do something wrong?
不是 我去你家找你妈妈 No. I went to your house to see your mom.
你去了 You did?
找她干嘛 Why?
我想让她陪你做心理治疗 I wanted to ask her to come to therapy with you.
麦卡锡医生认为这样做 效果会更好 Dr. McCarthy thought it might be helpful.
她怎么说 What did she say?
她不在家 我不是想让你担心 Actually, she wasn't there. I don't want to worry you,
可邻居说已经有好几天没看见她了 but her neighbor said no one has seen her for days.
我知道你可能认为事情很严重 Look... I'm sure that must sound like a big deal to you,
可这对我来说太正常了 but this has been going on my whole life.
她肯定又出去喝酒了 She's off on another bender,
过一两个星期 and in a week or two,
她就会回来的 she'll come back,
像什么事情也没发生过一样 like nothing ever happened.
我们不用打给谁问问吗 So we don't need to call anyone?
她不会有事吧 You think she's okay?
不会的 过不了多久她就会回来的 Yeah. It's only a matter of time before she turns up.
飞机还有一个小时就起飞了 Okay, my plane's in an hour.
真希望你能留下来过这个生日 I wish you weren't gonna be gone for your birthday.
姑娘们一定会很失望的 这笔生意价值4万 The girls are gonna be so disappointed. The commission on this deal is worth 40 grand.
我会用美元替他们擦干眼泪的 I will dry their tears with dollar bills.
旅途愉快 Bon voyage. Mm.
别担心 我会做你最爱吃的菜等你回来 And don't worry. I'll have your favorite dinner waiting.
没事的 宝贝 That's okay, babe.
到时我们一家出去吃饭庆祝 We can just go out to dinner and celebrate.
-可每年我都给你做千层面庆生的 -我知道 But I make you lasagne every year. I know.
我只是觉得做那个东西太麻烦了 心疼你 I just don't want you to have to go through all the trouble. That's all.
-我得走了 -慢着 I gotta go. Hold it!
你喜欢我做的千层面的 是吧 You do like my lasagne, don't you?
当然啦 Sure, I do.
-骗子 -什么 Liar! Excuse me?
-你撒谎的时候就会这样 -怎样 You were doing that thing you do when you lie. What thing?
要我告诉你 别做梦了 我真不敢相信 Oh, like I'm gonna tell you. I don't believe this.
可这11年你都吃我做的千层面啊 You've been eating my lasagne for 11 years.
其实 Actually,
-是饭厅那颗人参榕吃的 -你说什么 the ficus in the dining room has been eating it. What?
往好的方面想啊 看它长得多茂盛 But on the bright side, it's thriving.
你是说我做的千层面适合做肥料吗 我只是决不想让你难过 So you're saying I make great mulch? Look, I just never wanted to hurt your feelings.
-我现在就很难过 -我不再年轻了 胃经不起那样折腾了 Until today. Well, I've gotten older. My stomach's gotten weaker.
宝贝 对不起 Look, I'm sorry, baby.
只是你的做法和我妈妈做的不一样 那是因为你那讨人厌的妈妈 You just don't make it the way mamá used to. That's because your backstabbing mother
在去世前都不肯把食谱传授给我 didn't have the decency to give me the recipe before she died.
她也没料到会被车撞死啊 She was run over by a car!
这倒一了百了了 Well, isn't that convenient?
千层面很难做的 Look, lasagna's a tough dish.
不过你做的鳄梨酱我喜欢 But I love your guacamole.
-那是我去超市买的 -这才是你的作风 I buy that at the store. Like only you can.
搞清楚问题出在哪了吗 So... figure out my financial mess yet?
这三天 我很仔细地看过这些发票了 I've been going over these invoices for three days,
我不明白 and I'm confused.
你实际收到的款项还不及开出发票的一半 The payments don't cover half of what you've billed.
因为还有人没付钱给我 Well, that's 'cause not everybody's paid.
为什么 Why not?
他们手头很紧 They don't have the money.
现在经济不景气 Times are tough.
我的很多客户都在挣扎着 A lot of my customers are struggling
-勉强维持生计 -我很想知道 那是什么感觉啊 等等 正是我们目前的处境啊 just to make ends meet. Wish I knew what that was like. Oh, wait. I do.
他们有钱了会付清的 亲爱的 我很乐意嫁给一个 They'll pay when they can. Honey, I love that I married a guy
免费为全世界通厕的男人 who wants to unclog the world's toilets for free.
不过现在 But now it's time
他们理所应当该为水管买单 the people pay the Piper for the pipes.
没有那么容易 我与这些人是老相识了 It's not that easy. I've known these people for years.
我可不能现在去压榨他们 I can't just go shake 'em down.
你说得对 You're right.
我去要帐 I'll do it.
你 你打算怎么做 You? Hey... How are you gonna do it?
看着我 棕色的大眼睛 颤抖的嘴唇 Look at me. Big brown eyes, quivering lips.
只要告诉他们我们快完蛋了 Once I tell them how our life is falling apart,
他们就会付账 相信我 trust me, they'll pay.
不 苏珊 这不会管用的 No, Susan, this will never work.
好吧 Fine.
但我不知道该怎么办了 But I don't know what we're gonna do.
我们连这个月的账单也付不起了 Uh, we barely have enough money to pay our bills this month.
保险到期了 The insurance is due.
老天保佑 MJ可别出什么事 And god forbid M.J. Get in an accident.
苏珊 宝贝 一切会好的 Susan, sweetie, it's gonna be okay.
还认为这么做不管用吗 Still don't think it'll work?
-你真可怕 -我能去要帐了吧 Wow. You're scary. Can I go get our money?
随你便吧 Be my guest.
去年我要去钓鱼的时候 Hey, hey! Last year, when I wanted to go fishing,
你却想去滑雪 然后你哭了起来 but you wanted to go skiing and you started crying...
我想在咱俩度过难关之后 I think it's best we don't discuss that
再来讨论这个吧 until we're out of this financial crisis.
我不怕山姆 I'm not scared of Sam.
如果你不敢解雇他 我来 不 我不想激怒他 If you're afraid to fire him, I'll do it. No! I don't want to provoke him.
明显这个人精神有问题 The man is clearly troubled.
很难预料他会变得多么暴力 And there's no telling how violent he could get.
我们可不怕什么威胁 是吧 奥森 Well, we're not intimidated. Are we, Orson?
只是 究竟会有多暴力 Just how violent are we talking?
我们会竭尽全力保护妈妈 Hey, we'll do whatever it takes to protect mom.
行啊 不过我坐在轮椅上 Okay. But I am in a chair.
要是打起来我可不知道会怎样 I don't know how good I'd be in a fight.
一阵强风就能把这轮椅刮倒 This thing tips over in a stiff wind.
别担心 奥森 我们能想出别的办法 Don't worry, Orson. We'll think of something else.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
-弄疼你了没 -没有 Did that hurt? No.
我就这么点看家本领了 Well, that's all I got.
你没必要去打架 奥森 你更像是我们的智囊 You don't need to fight, Orson. You're more of a strategist.
好吧 我们不想打架 O-Okay, fine. We don't want to fight.
我们可以雇打手啊 Why don't we hire someone to rough him up?
我认识几个前海军陆战队的士兵 I know a couple ex-marines.
-你怎么会认识 -别问了 How do you know any... don't ask.
-用钱解决怎么样 -怎么解决 Hey, what about money? What about it?
如果我们不能解雇山姆 也不能吓跑他 Well, if we can't fire Sam or scare him away,
没准他会对金钱感兴趣 maybe he'll respond to cash.
是啊 他常说自己在贫困的环境下成长 Yes, he's always talking about how he never had anything growing up.
我想 一点小小的解雇补偿金 I think, one little severance package,
就能帮我们解决问题 and we could be rid of this problem.
这真是妙计 奥森 Oh, brilliant idea, Orson.
你把开支票称为"妙计" You call writing a check "brilliant"?
痛吗 Anything?
对不起 Sorry.
-斯加沃太太 -什么事 Mrs. Scavo? Yeah?
我是布斯警探 这位是弗斯特警探 我们能进来吗 I'm detective booth. This is detective furst. Can we come in?
行 有什么事吗 Sure. What's this about?
你认识艾瑞娜·科斯科夫吗 Do you know an Irina kosokov?
非常不幸 我认识她 Oh, unfortunately, yeah.
你们怀疑她做过的事情 她都做过 And whatever you think she did, she did.
能说明白点吗 I'm sorry?
她是个老谋深算 很有手腕的小骗子 She's a conniving, manipulative little grifter
把我儿子害惨了 who put my son through hell.
她死了 She's dead.
什么 你是说真的吗 What? Are you serious?
今天早些时候发现的尸体 We found her body earlier today.
她被杀了 She was murdered.
发生什么了 What's going on?
他们是警察 Uh... these are policemen.
是关于艾瑞娜的 不会太久的 It's about Irina. Oh, boy. That didn't take long.
那个小婊子很快就会离开美国的 Tom... That little bitch couldn't even get out of the country
-只要... -她死了 before she... She's dead.
她走得太快了 你儿子普雷斯顿在家吗 Was taken from us too soon. Is your son Preston home?
没有 他跟他弟弟露营去了 No, he's camping with his brother.
谢谢你们过来 他一定会很震惊 But thank you so much for coming by. He's gonna be devastated.
事实上 我们需要和他谈谈 Actually, we're gonna need to talk to him.
等等 你不会认为他跟这事有关吧 Wait. You don't think he had anything to do with this?
我们发现了一封科斯科夫小姐写给他的信 We found a letter that Ms. Kosokov had written to him.
好像他们分手时闹得相当不愉快 Sounds like things ended pretty badly between them.
是的 他解除婚约了 Well, yeah, he broke off the engagement.
要杀她的话就不用解除婚约了 那么做太多余了 But he wouldn't do that and then kill her. It's an extra step.
你们干嘛不直接忽略分手这一段 Wouldn't you just skip the breakup
抓紧调查杀人的事 你就不能消停一下吗 and get right to the killing? Why won't you stop talking?
我也想啊 相信我 尽快把他找来 I want to, believe me. Just get him in as soon as you can.
-好 我马上给他打电话 -谢谢 Sure. I'll call him right now. Thank you.
我告诉你们 I'm telling you,
普雷斯顿不可能伤害那个女孩 there's no way Preston could have hurt that girl.
你们应该把时间花在寻找真正的凶手上 You guys should concentrate on finding the real killer.
别担心 我们会找到他的 Oh, don't worry. We'll find him.
仿佛回到了过去 是吧 Brings back memories, huh?
我不会做的 I'm not doing this.
我也没要你今天就开始 I don't expect you to start today.
我还在等另一部分呢 I'm still waiting on one more piece.
那不会发生的 It's not gonna happen.
安吉 在俄勒冈的发展计划中 Angie, there's this development in Oregon.
说要砍掉4000英亩的老龄木 They're planning to clear-cut 4,000 acres of old growth.
-我们必须阻止他们 -谁又会在意 这过程中死掉几个伐木工人 对吧 We gotta stop them. And who cares if we kill a few loggers in the process, right?
为拯救这混乱的世界 Saving the world's messy.
你过去是很明白这些事理的 You used to be able to see that.
你知道我现在明白了什么吗 骗子 You know what I see now? A fake.
什么 What?
你就是个骗子 你唯一相信的事业就是你自己 You're a phony. The only cause you ever believed in is you.
我想要拯救地球 老天 你还是这么自我 I'm trying to save the planet! Oh, god. You still have that ego.
我也想要拯救你 I was trying to save you, too!
谢谢你的好意 不过尼克救了我 Oh, well, thanks for caring, but Nick saved me,
他让我看清楚你其实是个懦夫 and he showed me what a coward you really are.
你真想现在谈论尼克吗 Do you really wanna start talking about Nick right now, huh?!
老天 那是什么感受 God, how does it feel,
知道自己永远都不如他的一半 knowing you'll never be half the man he is?
安吉 开门 我是加布 - Angie, open up. - It's Gaby.
她不会走的 She won't go.
我不会走的 我看到你的车了 I'm not going. I see your car.
给你一分钟让她滚 You've got one minute to get rid of her,
否则街区舞会你们又少一个邻居了 or there's gonna be one less neighbor at the block party.
请进 Come on in.
我想要千层面的食谱 做给卡洛斯吃 你好 Hey. I need a lasagne recipe for Carlos. Hi.
你好 我是安索尼 安吉的哥哥 Hi. I'm Anthony, Angie's brother.
你从来没跟我说起过 你还有个哥哥 Oh, you never told me you had a brother.
我想她很多事都没告诉你 I'm sure she hasn't told you lots of things.
卡洛斯喜欢什么样的千层面 -有肉的还是素的 -你见过卡洛斯吧 Uh, what kind of lasagne does Carlos like? Meat? Vegetarian? Have you seen Carlos?
这是什么 有人把烤面包机给砸了 What's all this? Somebody kill a toaster?
安吉在帮我修遥控装置 Angie's fixing my remote control,
让它能保持更强劲的电力 Giving it a little extra power.
你还会做这些吗 Oh. You know how to do that?
是啊 Sure.
她读大学时主修工程学呢 She was an engineering major in college.
你知道 我家里有个器具 Well, you know, I have an appliance at home
能耗尽额外电力 that could use some extra power.
我要是跟你熟起来 我就告诉你是哪个 And once I get to know you better, I'll tell you which one.
拿到菜谱了吗 Got that recipe yet?
-就是这个 -谢谢 这个是什么 Here you go. Oh, thanks. What does this say?
十个新鲜的西红柿 Ten fresh tomatoes.
能不能直接用瓶装调味汁 Can't I just use sauce from a jar?
不行 你不能用瓶装调味汁 No, you can't just use sauce from a jar!
你是对的 没人会尝到这其中的差别 You're right. No one will ever know the difference.
-回头见 -认识你很高兴 See you later. Nice meeting you.
小小建议一下 Oh, and a little word of advice...
永远不要拿你老婆跟你死去的老妈比 Never compare your wife to your dead mother
如果你想在生日那天做爱的话 if you wanna get laid on your birthday.
你知道怎么造炸弹 You know how to make a bomb
却还没把她给炸了 and you haven't used one on her yet?
非常钦佩你的自制力 I admire your restraint.
你要见我 布里 You wanted to see me, Bree?
是的 请坐 I did. Please, have a seat.
你知道雷克斯给安德鲁和丹妮尔 Did you know that Rex set up
-设立了信托基金吗 -不 不知道 a trust fund for Andrew and Danielle? No, I didn't.
他就是想确保 万一他有什么事的话 Well, he wanted to be sure they had a nest egg to draw from
他们还能有储备金可领 那确实起了作用 in case something happened to him, which it did.
你为什么告诉我这个 Why are you telling me all this?
雷克斯设立了两份基金 Well, Rex set up two trust funds.
他好像忘了他有三个孩子 He seems to have forgotten he had three children,
那样是不对的 and that's not right.
这可是一大笔钱 That's a lot of money.
我为我丈夫糟糕的记忆力道歉 Well, it's my way of apologizing for my husband's poor memory.
我从没想过会有这样的好事 谢谢 I never expected anything like this. Thank you.
不客气 You're very welcome.
希望你明白 我非常欣赏 And I hope you know how much I have appreciated
这段时间以来你为我们付出的时间和精力 the time you spent with us and the work you did.
真诚的 祝你好运 Truly, I wish you the very best.
听起来像是告别 That sounds like a good-bye.
既然你现在有了这些钱 Well, now that you have all this money,
你跟本用不着委屈自己在这儿工作 you don't need to work here.
像你这样才华横溢的年轻人 A young man with your skills should feel free
理应到外面自由闯出自己的新天地 to go out into the world and make his Mark.
但我喜欢这里 But I like it here.
很遗憾 我这里不再需要你了 Well, unfortunately, I no longer need you.
安德鲁和我决定 You see, Andrew and I have made up,
由他接手你的工作 and I'm giving him your job.
你说什么 What?
你别生气 Don't be angry.
说到底 我们经营的是家族事业 This is, after all, a family business.
但我也是这个家族中的一员哪 But I'm part of the family.
你终究 不是 Not... really.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
你不能就这么把我打发了 You can't buy me off.
我属于这里 I belong here.
我也姓范德坎普家族的 I'm a Van De Kamp.
如果你再羞辱我 And if you ever insult me again...
我可就不客气了 You're gonna wish you hadn't.
你好 请问你是杰克·沃克吗 Excuse me. Are you Jake Walker?
我是 Yeah.
你好 我叫苏珊·德尔菲诺 是你管道修理工的妻子 Hi. I'm Susan Delfino, your plumber's wife.
你好 麦克曾帮我们清理过数次管道 Oh, hey. Yeah, Mike's, uh, done us a few solids over here.
他人很好 He's a good man.
的确 他也是个自尊心极强的人 所以 他并没有告诉你 他的生意遭到重创 Yes, and a proud man, which is why he hasn't told you that his business is really hurting.
我很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
所以我们希望你能付清 So we're gonna need you to pay your bill,
他四个月前工作的酬劳 uh, for the work he completed... Four months ago.
是这样 我也希望我能结清账款 但是 时运不济 Yeah... I wish I could, but, uh, it's a bad time.
你怎么了 You okay?
对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
只是 我们最近也不走运 It's just, we're having a bad time, too.
我们已经到了入不敷出的境地 We can't cover our bills,
但眼见就要缴健康保险保费了 and the health insurance is due.
上帝保佑 And god forbid...
我的儿子千万不要出什么事啊 Our son get in an accident.
我是你的话 是不会担心的 Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry.
孩子恢复起来是很快的 Kids bounce back.
孩子恢复起来很快 这就是你的反应吗 "Kids bounce back"? That's your response?
听着 我妻子失业了 Look, my wife lost her job.
我的货车需要更换变速器 My truck needs a new transmission.
也许我们可以实行分期付款 我女儿需要进行牙齿矫正 Well, maybe we could set up a payment... my daughter needs braces.
甚至小额的也行 Even if it's just small... Nifit...
Nifit... Nifit 那可算不上理由 只是一个音 Nifit? Th-that's not an excuse. That's just a sound.
女士 我不知道该怎么跟你说 Look, lady, I don't know how to tell you.
反正 我没有钱 I don't have the money, okay?
别再纠缠我 So just leave me alone.
我是不会让你清净的 你欠债就该还钱 No, I'm not gonna leave you alone.
不拿到钱 我是不会善罢甘休的 You owe me money, and I'm not gonna rest until I get it.
我会告诉所有人 你是个不折不扣的赖账者 I am gonna make sure everyone in your life knows what a deadbeat you are.
你明天去上班 我会跟着你 When you go to work tomorrow, I'll be there.
你和哥们儿去打保龄球 我会跟着你 When you go bowling with your buddies, I'll be there.
你去录像店租借色情录像带 我也跟着 我 And when you go to your video store to get your porn, I'll...
算了 我投降 我马上给你开张支票 Okay, okay. I'll write you a check.
谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
我得负担孩子的大学学费 Oh. So with the price of college tuition being what it is,
外加上我妈妈的胆囊炎手术费用 and my mother had that gallbladder operation,
所以 现在手头并不宽裕 well, we're just a little tapped out at the moment.
我很抱歉 Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
但麦克将你家二楼的水管置换一新 But Mike did repipe your entire second floor,
对吗 didn't he?
是的 我是想马上付清欠款 Yes. And I want to pay,
但我没有钱呀 but we just don't have the money.
那可真糟糕 Oh, that's too bad.
它们好可爱 These are awfully cute.
当然 Yes.
我丈夫每年结婚纪念日时都会送我一个 My husband gives me one every year on our anniversary.
它们可都是我的宝贝 They're my babies.
这个可真好看 Aw, that's so sweet.
你小心一点儿 我不喜欢别人碰它们 Please be careful. I don't like it when people touch them.
是吗 你知道我最不喜欢什么吗 Oh, well, you know what I don't like?
我最讨厌别人占我老公的便宜 I don't like when people take advantage of my husband.
那会让我感到 It makes me feel all...
很愚蠢 Clumsy.
我猜我应该能够先付给你一半的钱 I guess I could maybe pay you half.
好吧 我全额付讫 我去拿钱包 Ohh! Okay, the whole thing. The whole thing. Let me get my wallet.
我们等着你咯 We'll be waiting!
我知道我拖欠了热水器的修理费 I know I'm late in paying for the water heater,
但我领受固定的津贴 but I'm on a fixed income.
每月月底 就捉襟见肘了 There just isn't any money left at the end of the month.
甚至连医药费都没钱支付 I mean, for me to even pay for my medicines,
所以 我每天只能吃两餐饭 I've had to cut down to two meals a day.
即便如此 我也是乐意帮助你们的 但我实在为难 S-So even though I'd like to help, I can't.
因为我没有钱啊 I've got nothing.
你的表很漂亮 You got a nice watch.
就这样 哦 今晚我可没饭吃了 宝贝 Wow. Damn right, "wow!" No cereal for dinner tonight, baby!
克劳里夫人 付清 吉姆·彼得森 付清 Mrs. Crowley... paid! Jim Peterson... paid!
那些实在拿不出钱来的 我也以缴获品弥补损失 And the ones that couldn't pay, I took it in Booty.
钟 A clock?
耳环 Earrings.
烛台 A menorah?
这可是纯银的 Sterling silver.
哥特利布夫人的厕所是你修好的 是吧 Hey, Mrs. Gottleib has a toilet that flushes, doesn't she?
你眨眼落泪博取同情后 别人什么反应 What happened to batting your eyes and shedding a few tears?
他们假扮成家徒四壁的无辜者 Playing the victim got me nowhere.
人人都有自己的借口 我就听着 Everybody had an excuse, and I bought it.
然后 冷不防地 我就发飙了 And then, all of a sudden, I snapped.
愤怒随即倾泻而出 Rage just started pouring out of me.
仿佛内心的邪恶被释放出来 It was like my inner bully had been released.
然后 赖账的人一个个都向我屈服了 And one by one, I brought those deadbeats to their knees!
我人生中第一次 Ooh! For the first time in my life,
尝到一种力量的滋味 你知道吗 I have gotten a taste of power. And you know what?
我很喜欢这种味道 I like it.
你难道不知道这瓶子拧不开的 You do know that's not a twist-off?
我知道 噢 我的手 Yes! Ow! That hurts.
我无法向你描绘 那是怎样的一种快感 I can't tell you what a rush it is
一阵兴奋传遍全身 to have this adrenaline pouring through me. Ooh.
我有个想法 Hey, I have an idea.
我们现在上楼去 然后来一场床上肉搏战 Let's go upstairs right now and have bully sex.
苏珊 我就要现在 Susan... I said now!
不行 We can't.
为什么 我想庆祝一下 Why not? I want to celebrate.
今天我把这些钱弄回来了 I brought home all this money today.
我们离终点越来越近了 We're getting closer and closer to the finish line.
只是国税局又把终点移远了 Yeah. Well... The I.R.S. Just moved the finish line.
上帝 Oh, my god.
我知道了 我们彻底潦倒了 I know. We're screwed.
你知道吗 You know what?
过去那个柔弱的苏珊可能会赞同你的观点 Old victim Susan might have agreed with you,
但是 现在这个强悍的苏珊却不会被吓倒 but... New bully Susan is not gonna take this lying down.
我认为 The way I see it,
国税局是一个政府机关 the I.R.S. Is a government agency,
而政府得以存在的唯一理由 and the government only exists
便是我们百姓缴纳税款 because of the taxes that we pay.
由此可知 我是你们的老板 So that makes me your boss.
所以 以老板的身份 我通知你 我们要求延期 And as your boss, I am telling you that we need an extension.
你明白我在说什么吗 Do I make myself clear?
我是个糟糕的恶霸 I am a terrible bully.
的确如此 Yes. Yes, you are.
他真不该再添加那些额外罚款的 He didn't have to tack on all those extra penalties.
你之前就知道他们会那样做吗 是的 Did you know they could do that? Yeah.
如果我事前知道的话 就不会那样做了 我明白 See, I didn't, or I never would have... Yeah, I figured.
那我们现在该怎么办 So what do you think we should do?
我不知道 I don't know.
想想那些未清的税款和账单 我们完蛋了 Between the taxes and the rest of the bills, we're still screwed.
我们什么都没有了 We got nothing to fall back on.
我们还有这栋房子 We've got the house.
山姆 Sam.
天哪 原来你在这里啊 过来 Good. You're here. Come on in.
我还以为你在进行季度盘点呢 I thought you wanted to go over the quarterly inventory.
是的 但刚刚有几位老友前来拜访 Yes, but then some old friends dropped by.
这位是山姆·艾伦 过来见过特纳警长和克莱门特中士 Sam Allen, I would like you to meet detective Turner and sergeant clemente.
你们几位都是警官 So... you're policemen.
曾经是 还是布里承办我们的离休欢送会 Used to be. Bree catered our retirement parties.
那次宴会非常成功 And did an amazing job.
我们真该好好感谢她啊 Boy, do we owe her big.
山姆 坐吧 喝点茶 Sam, have a seat. Have some tea.
不了 多谢 我不怎么喜欢喝茶 来吧 放松点 No, thanks. I'm not really a big tea guy. Oh, come on. Take a load off.
沙发上还坐得下 We got, uh, we got room here on the couch.
警官们刚刚正聊到 So... the officers were just sharing some stories
他们执勤时的故事 from their days on the force.
告诉他 你们讲给我听的那个 Tell him the one you just told me.
关于有人骚扰一位美丽的女士吗 About the guy who was hassling the nice lady?
是的 山姆 好好听听 Yes. Sam, listen to this.
这人非常狡猾 This guy was so crafty,
知道怎么在不触犯法律的前提下 knew just what to say to scare the lady
恐吓那位女士 without technically breaking the law.
这样我们就束手无策 无从下手了 Yeah, our hands were tied. Nothing we could do.
那一定相当棘手吧 来点烤饼吗 That must have been so frustrating. Scone?
谢谢 是非常棘手 Thanks. Oh, it was very frustrating.
当然 如果今天我们再遇到同样的情况 Of course, if we encountered the same situation today,
我们可以用不同的方法处理 we'd handle it very differently.
怎么说 Oh? How?
我们会请他坐下好好聊聊 Well, we'd sit him down for a nice chat.
如果他不听好言相劝 And, uh, if he wouldn't listen to reason,
我们可以使一些手段 then there are... Measures we could take.
听起来真像米奇·斯皮雷的推理小说 Ooh. Sounds like a Mickey spillane novel.
是什么样的手段 What kind of measures?
不介意吧 Well... You mind?
拿起一本电话簿 对准他的喉结 You pick up a phone book, aim for the Adam's apple...
一击即中 Boom!
他就彻底完了 Let your fingers do the walking.
还有呢 帮我演示下 Or... or... or here. Help me out here.
你可以让两只手指脱臼 You, uh, dislocate those two fingers
猛击他的手 and smack him on the hand.
再把它们接回来 Pop 'em back in.
不会留下任何证据 And there's no evidence.
天啊 真不敢相信你们会干这样的事 Goodness. It's hard to believe you'd actually do such a thing.
逼不得已的话 我是说如果遇到这样情况 Well, if I had to. I mean, if the situation came up,
我倒希望 I would hope that the...
吓吓他就能管用 Threat would be enough.
绝对的 Absolutely.
山姆 你脸色有点苍白 Sam, you're looking a little pale.
你要喝点茶或者吃点杏仁饼吗 Would you like some more tea or perhaps a macaroon?
不了 我 No. I...
想... 我... 该走了 Think... I... should be going.
喂 你要我们送你一程吗 Hey, do you want us to give you a ride?
我们正好要经过骨灰街474号 I mean, we go right past 474 ash street.
我没事 I'm good.
我不明白为什么午茶会已经不流行了 I don't know why tea parties have fallen out of fashion.
明明这么有趣 They're so much fun.
好了 波特 想办法让你哥哥打起精神 Okay, Porter. Do what you can to keep your brother's spirits up.
开车注意安全 Drive safely.
我们回头见 I... yeah, I'll see you soon. Mwah.
嗨 斯加沃夫人 Hey, uh, Mrs. Scavo?
你拎着个背包做什么 What's with the backpack?
我想了想 觉得还是 Yeah, I've been thinking that it might be good
暂时搬回去住一阵子 if I move back home for a little while.
为什么 Why?
艾瑞娜死了 Irina's dead.
你们一家需要时间来处理这件事 Your family needs time to deal with that.
我在这里会妨碍到你们的 You don't need me hanging around, getting in the way.
老实说 我已经把你当成家里的一员了 To be honest, I already think of you as family.
不至于吧 C-Come on.
我来这儿只有几周时间 I've only been here a couple of weeks.
你来这儿的第一个清晨 你问是否需要把垃圾倒了 Your first morning here, you asked if you could take out the trash.
相信我 到那天下午3点 我都还在心里感激你 Believe me, you were in my will by 3:00 that afternoon.
说真的 我认为你应该留下 Seriously, I think you should stay.
我也想这样 但是 I want to, but...
我妈妈也喝得差不多该回来了 My mom's gonna be back from her bender any day now,
我应该在家里等她 and I should be there.
你真是个好孩子 Oh. That's so sweet of you.
有你这样的儿子 你妈妈真是幸运 Your mom's lucky to have a son like you.
知道吗 You know...
一旦你确定她没事 Once you make sure she's okay,
你随时可以回来 you can always come back.
我想我不会回来了 I don't think that's gonna happen.
发生了什么事吗 Is something wrong?
你不喜欢这个家吗 D-Did you not like it here?
不 不 这里非常好 No. No, it was fantastic.
只是我该走了 没别的 I should just go. That's all.
好吧 我能跟你拥抱作别吗 Okay. Well, can I give you a hug good-bye?
我经常想 Oh. I can't help thinking,
如果你是我妈妈 我会跟现在不一样吧 I would've turned out so different if you were my mom.
哦 Oh.
你说搬出紫藤郡是什么意思 What do you mean you're moving off the Lane?
你们不能把房子卖了 You can't sell your house.
我们不是卖 我们是租出去 We're not selling. We're renting.
我不管 反正你不能不住在这儿 I don't care. Either way, you're not gonna be living here.
勒奈特 说话啊 Lynette, say something.
你一向很有说服力 You're very persuasive.
我不明白你们为什么必须如此 I... I don't understand why you have to do this.
我们在经济上遇到了大麻烦 Well, we dug ourselves in pretty deep financially.
我们会没事的 We'll be fine.
搬走只是暂时的 It's just gonna be for a while.
拿支票薄出来 Checkbooks.
不不 No, no.
我很感激你们这么做 不过不用了 I love you for that, but no.
我们自己惹的麻烦 我们能自己解决 We got ourselves into this. We can get ourselves out.
你们会去哪 Where will you go?
我们在学校附近找了间公寓 We found an apartment near the school.
拐弯就有个公园 And there's a park around the corner.
而且离这里很近 我们还可以经常见面的 And it's close by, so we'll still be able to see each other.
但愿如此 I hope so.
说是这么说 不过最后... 'Cause people always say that and then...
我是认真的 Well, I mean it.
我们也是 So do we.
妈妈 Ma?
丹尼 你来这干嘛 Danny? What are you doing here?
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
是你发短信给我 让我赶紧回家啊 You texted me. You told me to hurry home.
天啊 不是我发的 丹尼 现在离开这儿 Oh, god, that wasn't me. Danny, get out of the house now.
这是怎么回事 What's going on?
快走 丹尼 快 Just go, Danny. Go.
着什么急啊 What's the rush?
记得我说过另外的那部分吗 Remember that piece I said was missing?
它刚回来了 It just arrived.
我一直在想... So I've been thinking...
你来这里做什么 What are you doing here?
你那些警察朋友们说过 You know, about what your cop friends said
恐吓会有多么凑效 about how effective threats can be.
我想他们是对的 I think they're right.
出去 Get out.
我会走的 I will,
不过我们先来作比交易 but not before we do a little business.
什么样的交易 What kind of business?
我要你把你的公司转签到我名下 I want you to sign over your company to me.
什么 What?
我说的是 你的客户名单 I'm talking about your catering clients,
你的烹饪书 冷冻食品供应链 your cookbooks, the frozen food line...
所有的一切 All of it.
你疯了吧 我为什么要这么做 Are you insane? Why would I do that?
记得你为欢迎我加入你们家 办的晚餐会吗 Remember the dinner you threw to welcome me to the family?
丹尼尔当时有点喝多了 Well, Danielle had a little too much to drink.
我听说这是遗传的 I hear that's genetic.
不管怎样 我记得她当时话好多 Anyway, she got pretty chatty.
不停地问我 为什么么要加入 Kept asking me why I wanted
这个充满秘密的家庭 to join a family with so many secrets.
她跟你说了什么 Uh, what did she tell you?
这正是我将告诉我一些警察朋友的 The same thing I'm gonna tell some of my cop friends.
当我这么做时 Oh, and while I'm at it,
我可能也会告诉卡洛斯·索利斯 I should probably tell Carlos Solis, too.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
我是说安德鲁 I'm talking about Andrew,
你的儿子 your son,
开着车 getting into a car
把卡洛斯的妈妈撞倒了 and running down Carlos' mother.
你看我们是现在签协议 还是明早再说 So should we draw up the papers now or wait till morning?
一下子确实很难接受 It's a lot to take in, I know.
我不相信 I don't believe you.
我要让你知道 Look, I'm just trying to let you know
当你准备好时 that when you're ready,
我希望我们可以恢复传统的父子关系 I want us to have a traditional father-son relationship.
你没开玩笑吧 Are you serious?
我知道 I know.
听起来确实可笑 That sounded ridiculous.
把你绑起来我也很抱歉 And I'm sorry I had to tie you up.
相信我 我并不希望这样 Believe me, this is not how I wanted this to happen.
但我有重要的事情要做 But I have something important to do.
等我办完事 来帮你松绑 Once I'm done, I'll untie you,
到时候我们再深入了解彼此 and we'll have time to get to know each other.
一旦你松绑了 我要杀了你 If you ever untie me, I'll kill you!
你抓狂了 这我懂 You're mad. I get it.
但最终 令你真正抓狂的 But eventually, you realize who you're mad at.
并不是我这个找了你20年的人 It's not the guy who spent 20 years looking for you.
而是那些欺骗了你20年的人 It's the people who spent 20 years lying to you.
你和丹尼说什么了 What did you say to Danny?
父子随谈而已 Just a father/son chat.
我发誓 你要是敢伤害他 I swear, if you ever hurt him...
上帝 大家都把我说得像恶棍一样 God, everybody makes me sound like such a villain.
话说回来 So...
我的炸弹进度如何 How's my bomb coming?
如果我能双手并用 速度才能快起来 It would go a lot faster if I could use two hands.
好吧 时间来不及了 Well, we are on a deadline.
有人吗 Hello?
不会又是她吧 Not her again.
我带礼物来了 I come bearing gifts.
有人吗 Hello?
给你20秒时间 让她滚出去 You've got 20 seconds to get her the hell outta here.
不好意思闯进来了 我试烤了一份 Oh! Hey. Sorry to barge in, but I did a test run,
-请给点专业意见 -现在吗 and I really need your opinion. Now?
这一定是世上最美味的千层面 Yeah. This has to be the best lasagne in the world,
但我塞给卡洛斯品尝时 让他知道是我精心准备的 so when I shove it down Carlos' throat, he'll know I care.
她等一下试吃 谢谢你特地过来 She'll try it later. Thanks for stopping by.
我不准备走 Oh, I'm not going.
她不走 She won't go.
那我切一块尝尝 Mnh-mnh. Let me just cut a piece.
2秒 你别忘了 丹尼在等你 Two seconds. 'Cause don't forget, Danny's waiting for you.
很快回来 加布 Be right back, Gaby.
闻起来不错 先告诉你这么多 Well, I can tell you this much, it smells great.
拜托 Oh, come on.
这是我的第一期杂志封面 This is my first magazine cover.
这是我在"时尚"杂志的美图 Ooh. And this is me when I did "vogue."
这是我女儿胡安妮塔 Oh, that's my daughter Juanita.
不知道怎么蹦进去的 I don't know how that got in there. Oh!
这是我的T台之年 And now the runway years.
安吉 你朋友等着你呢 Angie! You're keeping your friend waiting.
马上来 Oh. Be right there.
天哪 你吓我一跳 Oh, jeez. You scared the crap outta me.
我准备杀了你邻居了 I'm about to kill your neighbor.
你最好快把她弄出这里 You might want to get her outta here.
加布 给你千层面 做得真不赖 Gaby, I gotta hand it to you. You did a great job.
真的吗 不是随便说说的吧 Really? You're not just saying that?
好吃极了 但能不能把剩下的拿走 Oh, fantastic. But would you mind taking the rest back?
我在减肥 I'm just trying to watch my weight.
知道了 I get it.
你只是不想吃这堆难吃的垃圾 You're trying to cut out all the crappy food.
伯伦太太喜欢千层面吗 Did Mrs. Bolen like the lasagne?
她说挺好 Well, she said she did,
可她后来假装减肥不肯吃 and then she pretended she was on a diet.
我明白你的暗示 Well, I guess I can take a hint.
宝贝 现在是时候 Honey, do you really think this is the time
清理你的皮包吗 to be cleaning out your purse?
我们儿子被怀疑谋杀 Our son is being interrogated for murder.
我现在一肚子的火 I have a lot of rage in me.
你要我对它出气 还是对你 Would you rather I channel it into this or you?
我会把卫生棉条放在小拉链袋里 I'd put the emergency tampon in the zipper pouch.
谢谢提醒 Thank you.
普雷斯 情况如何 Pres, how'd it go?
他们就是想确认一下 我在欧洲的时间 就这么多 They just wanted to confirm the timeline I was in Europe this past year. That's it?
我觉得他们认为 我离开那段时间内 I guess they think the guy who killed all those girls
杀了其他姑娘的凶手 正是杀了艾瑞娜的那个 while I was gone is the same one who strangled Irina.
谢天谢地 那你没事了吧 Oh, thank god. So you're free and clear?
-你还好吧 -我一直在想 如果艾瑞娜没跟我来 You okay? I just keep thinking, Irina would still be alive
那她一定还活着 if I hadn't brought her here.
车上见 I'll meet you at the car.
亲爱的... Sweetie, when...
妈妈 让他去 经历这么多对他来说很痛苦 Mom, let him go. This whole thing has really hit him hard.
我和波特把他带去 How about Porter and I take him out,
打几局桌球 看看他是否想谈谈 shoot a few games of pool, see if he wants to talk?
好吧 那回家见 Okay. I'll see you back at home.
你听说他们在树林发现了第二具尸体吗 Did you hear they found a second body in the woods?
他们说是一名当地妇女 They think it's some local woman...
芭芭拉·奥罗夫斯基 Barbara orlofsky.
奥罗夫斯基 是那个我们差不多 Orlofsky? Isn't that that woman
每个月都要把她关进来一次的女人吗 we throw in the drunk tank about once a month?
正是她 That's her.
天哪 你们在干什么 Oh, my god! What are you doing?
-我们饿了 -那你们就捡垃圾吃吗 We were hungry. So you picked it out of the trash?
你们比浣熊还要邋遢 You're worse than raccoons.
不好意思 Sorry.
既然吃了 那谈谈感受 Well, since you had some, what'd you think?
咋了 母亲节你给我做的法国土司 同样也是凉的 Oh, yeah? Well, the French toast you made me for mother's day wasn't so hot either.
这什么玩意儿啊 What the heck is that?
-艾迪 -斯加沃太太 Eddie. Mrs. Scavo.
你这是干什么 What are you doing here?
亲爱的 是你妈妈的事 Oh, sweetie... It's about your mom.
我知道你担心她又在哪喝得烂醉 Oh, look, I know you're worried she's passed out drunk somewhere in an alley,
你可以放心 我刚和她聊过 but you can relax. I just spoke to her.
你刚和她说过话 You just... spoke to her?
是的 半个小时前吧 Yeah, like, a half-hour ago.
她在我佛罗里达的匹兹叔叔家里 Uh, she's at my uncle Pete's in FlorIda.
其实 我... Oh. In fact, I-I was...
我准备坐飞机过去了 I was just getting ready to fly down there...
然后 我们准备... And... we're gonna...
把她送到康复中心 Try to check her into rehab.
要是你不介意的话 So if you don't mind...
谢天谢地 他们一定把名字搞错了 Oh, thank god. They must have gotten the name wrong.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我刚陪普雷斯顿去了警局 Oh. Um, well, I was just at the police station with Preston.
他们又找到一具尸体 而且说是你妈妈 They found another body, and they said it was your mom's.
但是 Oh. But...
你刚和她说话了 不是吗 You just talked to her, right?
他们肯定搞错了 They made a mistake.
你没和她通过话 You didn't just talk to her.
你妈妈并不在佛罗里达 对不对 And your mom's not in FlorIda, is she?
我真希望你刚才没进来 I really wish you hadn't come here.
每天 大家都要做出抉择 People make choices every day.
这些抉择 And those choices...
事关重大 Are what define us.
有些人选择忠诚 Some of us choose to be loyal,
即使受到伤害 愤怒无比 though we're angry and hurt.
有的人则会勇敢 Some of us choose to be brave,
即使面临无法承受的恐惧 though we're frightened out of our minds.
另一些人 决定主动出击 Others choose to strike out
即使他们本可以全身而退 when they could have walked away.
可是那些一时受困的 But what about those poor people
无助的人们 该怎么办 who are trapped by circumstance?
无法逃离险境的他们 What happens to those
是何结局 who have no choices left?