《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
普雷斯顿在巴黎买给我的 Preston buy this for me in Paris.
那个女人是个吸血鬼 消息 让人措手不及 That woman is a... Gold digger. There was a shocking announcement...
求婚? You proposed?
她是我的真命天女 我很清楚 She's the one. I know it.
那晚是个错误 The other night was a mistake.
一个意外的举动 A surprising move...
你好 罗根先生 秘闻透露 危险逼近 Mr. Logan? A dangerous disclosure...
我会告诉你她住在哪 不过你得先给我那一千美金 I'll tell you where she lives when I get my $1,000.
一个令人惊讶的发现 A stunning discovery...
你怎么会有雷克斯的照片 他是我父亲 What are you doing with a picture of Rex? He was my father.
以及一个欢迎的深拥 And a welcoming embrace.
永远不要只看家庭照片的外表 You should never trust family photos.
它们都披着欺骗的外衣 They are designed to be misleading.
母亲灿烂笑容的背后是毕生的沮丧 A mother's bright smile may hide a lifetime of disappointment.
儿子甜美表情背后隐藏着无尽的愤怒 A son's sweet expression could conceal boundless rage.
女儿优雅的姿势背后 并不淑女的行为 A daughter's sedate pose might obscure years of unladylike behavior.
要求父亲有个父亲的样子 And as for that father with the air of dignity,
却很有可能 there's always the chance...
他还有着另外一个家 He has another family elsewhere.
我不知道说什么好 I-I don't know what to say.
我完全理解 Well, I'm not surprised.
毫不夸张地说 这个消息太令人震惊了 It's a shocking bit of news, to say the least.
这么说 你是我哥哥 So you're my brother?
准确地说 同父异母的哥哥 Half-brother, to be precise.
真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
安德鲁 你有充分的权利生你父亲的气 Andrew, you have every right to be upset.
他理应早点告诉我们 Your father should have told us about this years ago.
不过请你别怪山姆 他没有错 But please don't be angry with Sam. It's not his fault.
我没事 只是需要独处一下 I'm fine. I just, uh, need to be by myself for a while.
当然 我们能理解 Of course. We understand.
如果你不介意 我稍后给你拥抱 If you don't mind, I'll hug you later.
不急 Take your time.
显然 他表现的要比我预料的好 Well, he certainly handled that better than I expected.
等他接受了这个事实 When the shock wears off,
我们一定能成为好朋友的 还有丹妮尔 I think we'll end up good friends. And wait till you meet Danielle.
她明天飞过来 Her flight comes in tomorrow,
我知道你们俩 一定会相处得非常融洽的 and I just know the two of you are really gonna hit it off.
你说呢 奥森 Don't you agree, Orson?
没错 一定会的 Uh, yes, I'm sure.
山姆 你去把试验厨房锁了吧 Sam, would you mind locking up the test kitchen?
好的 Happy to.
再次 感谢你为我做的一切 Again, thank you for everything.
你什么时候告诉丹妮尔的 So when did you speak to Danielle?
一个小时前 她和安德鲁一样傻掉了 Oh, an hour ago, and she was just as stunned as Andrew,
可我说我会为山姆准备一顿欢迎宴 but when I said I was gonna have a little dinner for Sam,
她还是决定要过来 she was determined to be here.
你真是争分夺秒 Well, you've certainly wasted no time
欢迎山姆进家门啊 welcoming Sam to the family.
为什么不呢 这个秘密隐藏得太久了 是的 我理解 Why not? That skeleton's been kept in the closet long enough. No, I understand.
我也同意应该让安德鲁和丹妮尔 And I agree that Andrew and Danielle
和山姆培养感情 should try to make a connection to Sam.
他们是血亲 He's their blood relative.
我只是不知道你为什么这么兴奋 I'm just not sure why you're so excited by it.
你说我兴奋 Excited?
我觉得很丢脸 I'm ashamed.
丢脸 Ashamed?
雷克斯隐藏了多年的儿子 Rex kept that boy in the shadows for years.
我一看见他 就觉得有巨大的羞愧感 I can't look at Sam without feeling overwhelming guilt.
-可这完全不关你的事 -那又能怎样 But you have nothing to feel guilty for. It doesn't matter.
雷克斯走了 总有人需要补偿下这孩子 Rex is gone, and someone needs to make it up to him.
他也姓范德坎普 He is a Van De Kamp,
我要确保每个人都这么想 and I am gonna see to it that he is treated like one.
你需要十二分仔细去看一张家庭照片 Yes, be careful when looking at family photos...
因为有的成员 Like certain members of the family,
不值得信任 they are not to be trusted.
每年 欧克瑞奇私立学校 Every year, oakridge private school
都会举行筹款活动 held a fund-raising drive.
每个学生都需要销售3美元的巧克力 Students were asked to sell $3 bars of chocolate.
售出巧克力最多的学生可以获得奖品 Whoever sold the most would receive a prize.
当然 有胜利者 Of course, for someone to win,
免不了也会有失败者 someone else had to lose.
MJ 怎么不进去拿巧克力 Hey, M.J., have you gone in and gotten your candy yet?
不 No.
你最好抓紧时间 Well, you better hurry up,
因为我看见有的小朋友已经在开始卖了 'cause I already saw some kids selling candy outside.
-没关系 -怎么会没关系呢 It doesn't matter. Why not?
反正我也赢不了 'Cause I'm not gonna win.
我什么也赢不了 I never win anything.
你答应他一定会赢? You promised him he'd win?
他都要哭了 你要我说什么 He was about to cry. What was I supposed to say?
你可以说 如果这次没赢 下次继续努力 How about, "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again"?
他每次都很努力 但就是赢不了 He tries all the time. He never wins anything.
没有运动细胞 完全不擅长纸牌游戏 He's horrible at sports. He's lousy at card games.
就更不要说拼写比赛了 Let us not forget his humiliation
丢脸丢尽了 at that spelling bee.
我还是不懂 他怎么会认为Kayak里面有Q Why did he think "kayak" had a "q" in it?
我只是想让他感觉好一些 My point is that I want him to feel good about himself.
每个孩子都应该至少赢上一次 Every child should win something at least once.
你不懂的 你在各方面都优秀 See, you win everything.
而我太了解失败的感受了 I know what it's like to lose.
天哪 可别又提跳绳比赛 Dear god, not the jump rope competition.
我六年级时 It was sixth grade,
有个跳绳比赛 and there was a jump rope competition.
轮到我和芭芭拉·布里斯科 It was down to me and Barbara briscoe.
她有哮喘 当时又是蒲公英的季节 She had asthma, and it was dandelion season,
她眼睛都肿了 她简直是瞎着眼跳的 and her eyes were swollen, and she was jumping blind,
直到 她妈妈 until... her mom...
给她打了一针抗组胺 Gave her an antihistamine shot...
那是一种类固醇 Which is technically a steroid...
然后她就精力十足了 And she was juiced!
那么你打算支持还是不支持 So are you gonna be supportive or not?
好 我支持 Yes, I will,
不过你得保证 if you promise
再也不讲那个故事了 to never tell that story again.
感觉不错吧 Was good?
我要是掌握政府秘密 一定会出卖给你 Oh, if I had any government secrets, they'd be yours.
艾瑞娜 对不起 我要进来拿脏衣服了 Irina? I'm sorry. I need to get the laundry.
等一下 Hold one second.
我还没穿好衣服 I am yet to get decent.
-请进 -谢谢 Come in. Thanks.
我还以为早上我整理过床了 Huh. I thought I made that bed this morning.
嗯 我 Um, I, um,
小睡了一会 take nap.
感觉好多了 Feel much better.
是啊 Yeah.
我想是的 I'll bet you do.
那么 Well...
楼下见 I will see you downstairs.
哇 差点被抓到 Man, that was close!
哇 糟了 Aw, crap.
我们告诉过你们 Your father and I told you
在家的时候 别睡在一起 no sleeping together in this house,
现在 你们在公然违抗 and here you are, openly defying us.
嗯 不是公然地 我们以为可以侥幸逃过一劫 Well, not openly. We were hoping to get away with it. That is not funny.
这不好玩 你11岁的妹妹就在隔壁 Your 11-year-old sister is in the next room.
我不想你们给她树立个坏榜样 I don't want you setting that kind of example.
伙计 小心 妈妈从商店回来了 Dude, look out. Mom's back from the store.
哦 呃 这正是我在找的 Oh. Uh, this is what I was looking for.
我最好穿上衣服 I better get dressed.
普雷斯顿 普雷斯顿 给我回来 Preston! Preston, get back here!
我不想再说一遍 艾瑞娜 I don't want a repeat of this, Irina.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
你为什么不直说呢 Why don't you just speak truth?
我是说 如果是其他的女孩 I mean, if Preston was seeing another girl,
你不会那么在意 you would not much care.
你只是不喜欢我而已 You just don't like me.
那 不是真的 That... is not true.
我还在了解你 I'm still getting to know you,
我很肯定 随着时间过去 and I am sure that over time,
我会渐渐把你当成我们家宝贵的一分子 I will come to think of you as a valued member of our...
哦 这就是我要找的 Oh, here's what I was looking for.
你是对的 Well, you were right.
这可比睡个午觉让人精神多了 That was more refreshing than taking a nap.
相信了吧 Mm, I told you.
-亲爱的 -什么 Uh, honey?
不要在窗子前面穿衣服 Yeah? Don't dress in front of the window.
恐怕你的身材对罗伊的心脏冲击不小 I'm afraid of what your body could to do Roy's heart.
你给他回电话了吗 Whoops. So, uh, did you ever call him back?
是 今天早上 麦克卢斯基夫人做了手术 Yeah, this morning. Mrs. McCluskey had her surgery,
很明显她的癌症治好了 and apparently, she's cancer-free,
所以罗伊要举办个庆祝宴会 so Roy's throwing a party to celebrate.
很甜蜜啊 我希望你告诉他我们会去 Oh, that's so sweet. I hope you told him we'll be there.
我们能谈谈这个吗 Can we talk about that?
我告诉他我们会去 I told him we'd go,
但我认为我们不该 but I don't think we should go...
一起去 Together.
什么意思 Hmm. What do you mean?
只是 除了苏珊 Well, it's just... Except for Susan,
没人知道我们之间发生了什么 people don't really know what's going on with us.
你知道有趣的是什么吗 Hey, you know what's funny?
我也不知道 Neither do I.
那么 我们之间算什么呢 So... what is going on between us?
我是说 我们是互惠朋友吗 I mean, are we friends with benefits?
或只是约会 还是什么 Are we just dating? What?
一定得划分得那么清楚吗 Do we have to put a label on it?
不 我只是 No, I just...
我只想知道你怎么想的 I just want to know how you're feeling.
我真的喜欢你 I really like you.
那就是我的想法 That's how I feel.
难道那还不够吗 Can't that be enough for now?
当然够了 It could be,
不过我觉得更棒的是 but it could also be pretty wonderful
让人们知道我们使彼此多么幸福 to let people know how happy we make each other.
我 不知道 I... don't know.
我要去睡午觉了 Hey. I was right about the nap.
女士们 把酒藏起来 Hello, ladies! Hide the booze.
-有个客人来了 -嗨 胡安妮塔 - We have a guest. - Hey, Juanita.
好 说吧 Okay, hit it.
大家好 我叫胡安妮塔·索利斯 读三年级 Hi. My name is Juanita Solis, and I'm in the third grade.
你正在失去听众 赶紧说重点吧 You're losing 'em. Get to the pitch.
你们何不支持我一下呢 "Won't you support me?
为了能留在学校 我在卖糖果 "I am selling candy so I can stay in school
如果你们支持 我就不至于上街去卖毒品了 and not end up on the street selling drugs."
简单说一下 这是个募捐 I'll take it from here. It's a fund-raiser.
3美元一桶 掏出钱包吧 3 bucks a bar. Whip out your wallets.
我可不愿看到胡安妮塔吸毒 所以我买一块 Well, I'd hate to see Juanita on crack, so I'll buy one.
我也是 有牛奶味的吗 Me, too. Do you have caramel?
就买一块吗 One lousy bar?
女士们 这是个竞赛 胡安妮塔要赢 Ladies, it's a contest. Juanita plans to win.
拜托 要不要我提醒一下你们 Come on. Need I remind you of all the crap I've bought
这些年我从你们孩子手里买了多少垃圾 真正的垃圾 from your kids over the years? And I do mean crap,
跟今天我在这叫卖的高品质糖果没法比 not like this quality processed sugar I am peddling today.
胡安妮塔 M.J.在另外一个房间玩 Juanita, M.J. Is playing in the other room.
去跟他一起玩吧 Why don't you go join him?
是这样 在你来之前 Here's the thing... Um, before you got here,
布里和勒奈特已经跟M.J.买了8块 Bree and Lynette agreed to buy eight bars from M.J.
那好 她们也能从胡安妮塔这里买 It's okay. They can buy from Juanita, too.
情况有点复杂 Well, it's a little more complicated than that.
瞧 最近M.J.有点自信心危机 See, um, M.J. Is having a bit of a self-esteem crisis lately,
他觉得自己总是在失败 and, uh, he feels like he's on a losing streak,
所以我真的 真的想要帮他赢这一场 so I really, really need him to win this one.
你明白 对吧 You understand, right?
当然 Of course.
谢谢 我明白 我只是不在乎 Thank you. I understand. I just don't care.
再说一遍 Excuse me?
胡安妮塔也有危机 Juanita's having a crisis of her own.
她还是新生 She's new to oakridge,
很难交到新朋友 and she's having trouble making new friends.
你知道 获胜者将会得到一个庆祝晚会 As you know, the winner gets a big party,
他们想请谁就能请谁 and they can invite whoever they want,
这对于帮助她融入集体有很大作用 which could go a long way in helping her fit in.
你明白 对吧 You understand, right?
的确 当然 Sure. Of course.
只是 他之前从来没赢过 It's just, he's never won anything before.
她没有朋友 She has no friends.
那么 我们在干什么 So... what are we doing?
在我看来 如果从你们俩 Well, it seems to me if we buy the same amount
买同样多的糖 就跟没买一样 对吗 from both of you, it'll just be a wash, right?
所以 我们根本就不需要买 So really, we don't need to buy any at all.
把钱包拿出来吧 Get out your wallet.
我很吃惊你居然得了肺癌 I was so shocked to hear you had lung cancer.
根本不知道你抽烟 I didn't even know you smoked.
我没抽烟 就是这样 I didn't. That's the thing.
人们认为抽烟的才会得肺癌 People think you have to be a smoker to get it,
其实你没抽 有个跟你差不多大的女孩 but you don't. A girl your age was
跟我做了同样的手术 她一辈子没抽过一根烟 having the same surgery I had, never smoked a day in her life.
你也可能像她一样 加布 You could be that girl, Gaby.
我们来喝一杯吧 Let's get a drink,
知道吗 因为我们无论怎样都会死 you know, since we're dying anyway.
现在记住 我俩不是一对 Now remember, we're not a couple.
明白 我们是隐藏的女同性恋 -对不起 I know. We're on a covert lesbian mission. I'm sorry.
我只是不想让人们发现我俩在一起 I just want people not to figure out we're together.
那会吓着他们 It'll blow their minds.
拜托 你把自己刺伤了还怪到麦克头上 Oh, please. You stabbed yourself and blamed Mike,
这还会让他们吃惊吗 and this will blow their minds?
-女士们 -汤姆 玩的高兴吗 Hey, ladies. Hi, Tom. Having fun?
有史以来最开心的癌症聚会了 Best cancer party ever.
听着 我刚刚跟凯伦的医生聊天 Listen, um, I was talking to Karen's doctor.
你给他留下了很深的印象 Uh, you made quite the impression on him.
-我 -是啊 他求我介绍你 Me? Yeah. He begged me to introduce you.
你不介意吧 D-D-Do you mind?
我怎么会呢 Why would I?
我们只是室友 We're only roommates.
这是找给你的钱 希望你喜欢 - And here's your change. - Enjoy.
威利·旺卡[查莉和巧克力工厂里的角色] Hey! Willy wonka!
在"战胜癌症"的聚会上卖糖果 Selling candy at an "I survived cancer" party?
太低俗了 Tacky.
巧克力里全是抗氧化剂 Chocolate is filled with antioxidants,
这玩意 能对抗病魔 which, as we all know, fight disease.
你应该认为我刚刚救了别人一命 So you could say that I just saved a life.
说得好听 这是孩子之间的比赛 Yeah, right. The competition is between the kids.
该进行销售的是他们 而不是家长 They're supposed to be doing the selling, not the parents.
加布 还有一个多月就该穿泳装了 Gaby, speedo season is a month away,
你还敢把这个卖给我老公 and you have the nerve to sell this to my husband?
他是个医生 她是个外科医生 He was a doctor. She was a surgeon.
我一直就想上医学院 Oh. Yeah. I always knew I'd go to med school,
那种帮助别人的感觉太美妙了 you know, that incredible feeling of helping people.
再说 会给你发那个小本子 Plus, they give you that little pad,
让你随便写处方 and you can write any prescription you want.
长得又美 我讲笑话还笑了 Beautiful and laughs at my jokes.
再多喝两杯酒 我就该求婚了 Two more cocktails, and I may be proposing.
抱歉打扰了 Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
我能和你说两句吗 稍等一下 大卫 Uh, can I talk to you for a minute? Will you excuse me, David?
她从没抽过烟 And she never smoked a day in her life.
下一个可能就是你 李 You could be that girl, Lee.
听着 要隐藏我们的关系是一回事 Look, it's one thing to hide our relationship.
在我面前和一个男人调情是另一回事 我没有调情 是他在调情 It's another to flirt with a man right in my face. I wasn't flirting. He was flirting with me.
我看见你的表情了 我看你挺乐意的 好吧 I saw your face. You were enjoying it. Okay.
大家听着 Hey, listen up, everyone.
我感谢大家过来 I-I just want to thank you all for coming
想对凯伦说 你没事真是太好了 and to say to Karen, thank god you're all right, baby. Ah.
谢谢大家 Thanks, everybody.
也谢谢上面那哥们 And I also want to thank the big guy upstairs.
现在请大家 Now if we could all take a moment
为那些不及我幸运的人默哀 to remember the people who weren't as lucky as I was.
请你想清楚 凯瑟琳 你是同还是直 Make up your mind, Katherine. Are you gay or straight?
我不知道 我喜欢和你做爱 I don't know! Just because I enjoy having sex with you
并不代表我就是个同性恋 doesn't make me a lesbian!
看看你们 Look at this.
我在想如果雷克斯看见我们坐在一起 会说什么 I wonder what Rex would say if he saw us here all together.
可能会说 轮椅上那家伙是谁 Probably "who's the guy in the wheelchair?"
山姆 妈妈说你有个什么高级学位 So, Sam, mom tells me you got some fancy degree?
他读了MBA 当时打两份工还得照顾病中的妈妈 His m.B.A., which he earned while working t wo jobs and nursing his sick mother.
我只是做了该做的事而已 I just did what I had to do.
别这么谦虚 他有一年夏天还在密克罗尼西亚帮助挖井 Don't be so modest. He also spent a summer in Micronesia, helping to dig Wells.
那工作很有挑战性 但我真的很喜欢和穷人一起工作 It was challenging, but I really wanted to work with the poor.
听起来跟我第一份工作差不多 Sounds like my first job.
你是在大超市的食品部工作 - You worked in the food court at the mall.
是批发市场 - The outlet mall.
相信我 我太了解和穷人一块工作是什么感觉了 Trust me. I know what it's like to work with poor people.
他们老是迟到 They're always late.
雷克斯和我一直都希望孩子们 Rex and I always hoped the children would take
乐意去和穷人一块工作 但是 an interest in working with those less fortunate, but...
我们一看见能让他们难过的机会 We saw an opportunity to disappoint them once again,
绝不放过 and we grabbed it.
那 So...
我父亲对慈善工作感兴趣 My father was interested in charity work.
-还有什么 -太多了 What else? Oh, so many things...
旅行 历史 艺术 Travel, history, the arts.
他尤其喜欢音乐 Oh, he especially loved music.
真的吗 我也是 我会弹吉他 Really? Me, too. I play the guitar.
是吗 等着 You do? Stay right there.
太好了 That was lovely.
-我弹得不好 -是啊 能听出来 I'm really rusty. Yeah, I could hear that.
感觉太神奇了 This is pretty cool.
我在弹我爸爸的吉他 I'm actually playing my dad's guitar.
这吉他在阁楼里放了很多年了 It's just been sitting in that closet for years,
积了一层灰 gathering dust.
要不 你就留着吧 In fact, why don't you keep it?
-什么 -什么 What? What?
你应该有点什么东西来纪念你父亲 Why not? You should have something
等一下 万一我想要呢 to remember your father by. Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What if I want it?
万一丹妮尔想要呢 What if Danielle wants it?
-我不想要啊 -你不是要去赶飞机吗 I don't want it. Don't you have a flight to catch?
安德鲁 你对那把吉他从来就不感兴趣 Andrew, you've never shown any interest in that thing.
这是我爸爸的吉他 我非常感兴趣 It's my dad's guitar. I'm plenty interested.
-可是你又不弹吉他 -我弹啊 But you don't even play. I do so.
我学过的 好吧 I took lessons, okay?
那好 Well, by all means...
我们都乐意听一听 We'd love to hear.
叮叮当 ♪ Jingle bells ♪
叮叮当 ♪ jingle bell... ♪
铃儿 ♪ Jingle ♪
响 ♪ all the... ♪
叮当 ♪ Way ♪
多欢乐 ♪ oh, what fun ♪
确实很欢乐 现在可以把吉他给山姆了吗 What fun indeed. Now would you please give Sam the guitar?
不 No.
如果安德鲁真的很想要的话 If Andrew wants it that badly...
他不是想要吉他 he doesn't care about the guitar.
他就是无理取闹 你把我爸爸的东西交给一个陌生人 He's just being unreasonable. You're giving out my dad's stuff to a total stranger,
反而是我在无理取闹 and i-I'm unreasonable?
山姆是这个家庭的一份子 把吉他给他 Sam is a member of this family. Now give him the guitar.
我有个主意 要不我们把它分了吧 Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't we split it?
我向你们道歉 I must apologize.
我的出现让你们很不愉快 My presence here is clearly causing unhappiness.
-我该走了 -不用道歉 I think I should go. No need to apologize.
面对这么无礼的人 You have behaved with the utmost dignity
你已经表现的非常得体了 in the face of unthinkable rudeness.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我懂 Yeah, I know.
他是个完美的儿子 He's the perfect son.
问题是 不是你的 Problem is, he's not yours.
还是不理我吗 So... we talking yet?
天啊 安吉 你干吗呢 Jeez, ange! What the hell?
我受够了冷战 I'm getting bored of the silent treatment,
你干脆直接杀了我吧 so you might as well shoot me.
你没资格去告诉她 我了解我妈妈 尼克 You had no right to tell her. I know my mom, Nick.
如果不说 There was no other way
她不会让丹尼跟我回家的 这事够了吗 she was letting go of Danny. So are we over this?
不够的话 我宁愿你直接对着我脑袋开一枪 Because if not, I would really prefer a bullet in my head.
以前只有你 我 还有派崔克知道 It used to be just you, me and Patrick knew.
现在加上你妈妈 如果他发现了怎么办 Now your mom. What if he finds out?
-她不会说的 -安吉 我爱那个孩子 She is not gonna tell him. Ange, I love that boy.
他出生的时候是我在产房守着 I was the one in the delivery room.
是我第一个抱起他 还是在你之前 I was the first one to hold him, even before you.
-我知道 -我不能让他从别人那里知道 I know. I cannot let him find out from somebody else.
我得告诉他 I have got to tell him.
不 你是他父亲 No. You are his father.
是你拼了命地保护他 You gave up your life to protect him.
你是他唯一的父亲 You're the only father he needs to know about.
也许你是对的 Yeah, maybe you're right. It's...
拜托把这玩意拿出去 Now please get this the hell out of here, huh,
免得误伤了谁 before someone gets hurt?
我知道你不会开枪 但我也不是傻子 I mean, I didn't think you'd do it, but I'm not stupid.
-你好 -我是派崔克·罗根 我刚回来 Hello? It's Patrick Logan. Just got into town.
我想过来 了解一下情况 I was hoping to drop by, you know, for the information?
明晚怎样 How about tomorrow night?
到时候见 See you then.
我有选择性失忆症 Oh, and I've got a case of selective Alzheimer's,
所以别忘了拿上钱 so don't forget the cash.
蒂娜 是我 苏珊·布莱默 Hey, Tina. It's Susan bremer.
是啊 很长时间 毕业后就没见过 I know. It's been a long time, not since graduation.
还记不记得你那晚 裸奔被抓住了 So, listen, do you remember the night that you got caught streaking,
我还得把你保释出来 and I had to bail you out of jail,
你说你欠我的 and you said you owed me one?
我希望你喜欢巧克力 Well, I hope you like chocolate.
那是索利斯夫人吗 Is that Mrs. Solis?
蒂娜 我等会再打给你 Tina, I'm gonna have to call you back.
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
她在卖糖果吗 Is she selling candy?
顺带卖点别的 Among other things.
这场比赛 我会输的 对吗 I'm gonna lose this contest, aren't I?
不 你会赢的 No. You're gonna win,
因为妈妈不打算公平竞争了 'cause mommy's done playing fair.
艾瑞娜和我商量过了 Hey. Uh, Irina and I were talking,
我们对昨天的事表示抱歉 and we feel really bad about yesterday.
我们不想为难你们 Look, uh, we don't wanna come down too hard on you guys.
只是 家里有一对未婚的孩子 We're just not comfortable
睡在一起 having a couple of unmarried kids
我们有点不大习惯 你们明白的 sleeping together in our house. You understand.
是啊 因此普雷斯顿现在要向你们宣布一点事 Oh, yes. That is why Preston must tell you something now.
艾瑞娜和我决定出去住公寓 Irina and I have decided to get our own apartment.
-什么 -这样我们就有自己的家了 我们就可以随心所欲了 What? That way it'll be our place, and we can do whatever we want.
不 不不不 反正我们6个月后就要结婚了 为什么不行 No. No, no, no. We're getting married in six months anyway. Why not?
为什么不行 Why not?
勒奈特 你来解释一下吗 Lynette, you wanna take this one?
我觉得这是个很好的主意 I think it's a terrific idea.
他们不再是孩子了 They're not kids anymore.
他们这个年纪 可以做这样的决定 They're old enough to make this decision.
谢谢你 勒奈特 有你的支持真好 Thank you, Lynette. It's good to know we have your support.
-待会见 -好吧 - See you later. - Okay.
玩得开心 Have fun.
你在做什么 我们应该拆散他们 What are you doing? We're... we're supposed to pull 'em apart,
而不是鼓励他们在一起 not push 'em together.
你还记得 当年我们为了省钱买这套房子时 Do you remember that apartment we moved into
住的那间公寓吗 when we were saving for this house?
那间破屋 记得 只有壁橱那么大 That dump? Yeah. It was the size of a closet.
你还记得 我们是怎么对待彼此的吗 Uh-huh. You remember how we treated each other?
我就记得不停地吵架 摔东西 I remember a lot of yelling and throwing stuff.
天 好几次我都担心 我们会... God, there were a few times I was afraid that we were gonna...
分手 Break up?
勒奈特 Lynette? Mm-hmm.
你真是阴险狡猾 You are devious and evil,
我简直太爱你了 and I have never been more in love with you!
苏珊·德尔菲诺 你这招太损了 Mm. Susan Delfino, you are so busted!
加布 你来这儿干嘛 Gaby, what are you doing here?
艾丽丝·吉布森告诉我 你在忙些什么 Alice Gibson told me what you were up to,
但我真不敢相信 你会干这么低级的事 我不知道你在说什么 but I couldn't believe you would sink so low. I don't know what you're talking about.
好了 大伙儿 我们要休息了 Okay, folks. Uh, we're on a break.
有人该吃药了 Somebody's gotta take their meds.
不 别起来 别起来 No, not yet! Not yet!
你能别这么不择手段地争取胜利吗 Will you stop at nothing to win this competition?
真有趣 这是学你的 Oh, that's funny, coming from you.
我 我没什么不光彩的 Me? I have nothing to be ashamed of.
让我提醒提醒你 Well, let me jog your memory...
建筑工地 刮着大风 没穿文胸 Construction site, cold wind, no bra.
你看见了 Oh, you saw that.
是的 我没告诉过你 这对M.J.来说有多重要吗 Oh, yeah. Did I not tell you how important this was to M.J.?
我也对你说了胡安妮塔的事 Yes, and I told you about Juanita.
但是显然 你儿子的问题 But apparently, your son's problems are more important
比其他任何人的都重要 我没这么说过 than anybody else's. That is not what I'm saying.
随便你 没什么可说的了 Whatever. We are done here.
另外通知你 我要把手套脱了跟你来真的 Ooh. And just so you know, I am taking the gloves off.
可不是么 你什么都脱了 Well, why not? You've taken off everything else.
卖糖果了 Candy for sale!
帮助幼小的孩子 再次站起来 Help a young boy walk again.
嗨 凯瑟琳 Hi, Katherine.
派对之后 我就没见过你了 过得好吗 I haven't seen you since the party. How you doing?
还是觉得很丢脸 多谢关心 Still humiliated. Thanks for asking.
拜托 事情没那么糟吧 Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad.
我的性生活 大白于天下 My sex life was laid bare for the entire neighborhood.
还有什么比这更糟 What could be worse?
我想想 以癌症之名 Let's see. You could have thrown a party
举办的派对 to celebrate getting over cancer
被一对女同性恋抢了风头 and had a couple of lesbians steal your thunder.
我很抱歉 Sorry about that.
可这真的很让人郁闷 But it's not funny,
所有人都对我指指点点 knowing everyone is out there judging me.
我来问问你 Let me ask you somethin'.
你是真的喜欢这个女孩吗 Do you really like this girl?
我不知道 I don't know.
可能吧 I think I might.
那你何必在意别人怎么想 Then why do you give a damn what anyone else thinks?
人们才刚开始不把我当疯子 People just stopped seeing me as the crazy lady on the street.
我还没做好准备被他们看做 I'm not ready for them to start seeing me
中年女同性恋 好吧 as the middle-aged lesbian, okay?
如果你这么在意别人怎么想 Well, if you care that much about what people think,
你有两个选择 you've got two choices...
甩了那个女孩 或者搬到一个人们不会说闲话的地方去 Dump the girl or move some place where people don't gossip,
如果存在这种地方的话 if such a place exists.
这根本没什么选择的余地 It's not much of a choice.
这就是我想说的 That's what I'm trying to tell you.
我懂了 Oh. I get it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
哇 哇 哇 省省吧 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Break it up.
谣言就是这么传出来的 This is how rumors get started.
什么东西这么香 Mmm! What smells so good?
-是罗宋汤 -罗宋汤 That's borscht. Borscht!
艾瑞娜在做晚饭 Irina is making dinner.
你们最近忙着找公寓 You kids have been so busy looking for your apartment,
我们有好几天 没看见你们了 是啊 你们找到了中意的吗 we've hardly seen you the last couple of days. Yeah. You find something you like?
昨天刚交了押金 Put down a deposit on a place yesterday.
真不错 Well, ha ha!
别埋怨房子的大小 Don't be freaked out about the size.
你们俩会过得很开心的 You two will have so much fun... Oh.
根本不会注意到它有多小 That you won't even notice how small it is.
并不小啊 三个卧室还有个阳台 It's not small. Three bedrooms and a balcony.
你怎么负担得起3个卧室的公寓 How are you going to afford a 3-bedroom apartment
你还要上大学啊 while you're going to college?
你告诉他们 我去盛汤 You tell them. I serve borscht.
告诉我们什么 Tell us what?
你说得对 Well, you're right.
以我们的预算 我们能负担的太有限 We can't afford anything nice on our budget,
因此我打算辍学 找份工作 so I'm gonna put off college and get a job.
说句话吧 Say... something!
你确定你好好考虑过了 Are you sure you thought this thing through?
因为要想找个好工作 Because, you know, you need to have a college education
你必须有个大学文凭 我已经找到好工作了 to get a good job. I already got a good job.
是吗 在哪 肉类加工场 我去掏内脏 You did? Where? The meatpacking plant. I'm a gutter.
掏内脏 A gutter?
我负责用铲子去挖 Well, I'm the guy who scoops out all the...
好了 我知道掏内脏是什么意思 yeah, yeah! I know what it is.
那你知不知道我每小时挣14块 Well, did you know I get paid 14 bucks an hour,
还有福利 真的吗 这是工会给的工作吗 plus benefits? Seriously? What, is it a union job?
那些工作很抢手的 Those jobs are hard to get. Huh.
你买牛肉可能还打折呢 You'll probably get a discount on steaks, too.
你儿子刚刚宣布 他准备不读大学 Your son just announced that he's giving up college
去负责掏内脏 so he can be the guy in charge of guts,
而你所说却是 "太好了 有免费肉" and all you can say is, "oh, boy. Free meat"?
这是份好工作 能挣很多钱 有什么问题 This is good job. The money is a lot. What is problem?
也许在俄国 每个母亲的梦想 Maybe in Russia, it's every mother's dream
就是让儿子去看清楚牛的内脏是什么样子 for her son to see what the inside of a cow looks like,
-但我家可不是 -勒奈特 冷静点 but not in my home! Lynette, calm down.
你可以成为医生 你可以成为律师 You could be a doctor! You could be a lawyer!
-你怎么这么不顾及自己的前程 -妈妈 Why are you so intent on throwing your life away? Mom...
他打算养他的妻子 He is going to support his wife.
这才是男人 为他所爱的女人做的事 That is what men do for women they love.
他那不是爱 He's not in love!
他是被一个 会为了一条品牌仔裤 He's blinded by a piece of self-serving euro trash
而出卖自己老妈的自私的欧洲废物蒙骗了 who would sell her own mother for a pair of designer jeans! Aah!
多谢 Hey. Thanks.
自行车怎么了 艾迪想帮我 What's with the bike? Eddie thinks he can get me
在咖啡店找份兼职 a couple of shifts down at the coffee shop.
鉴于你们还不会给我买车 And since you guys are too cheap to buy me a car...
你的第一份工作 Your first job.
瞧瞧你 Hey, look at you.
我的小男孩是怎么了 Mm. Mm-hmm. What happened to my little boy?
我长大了 这是没办法的事 I grew up. That's kinda the way it works.
不 我知道 只是 No, I know. I know. It's just...
天啊 God.
你从没想过 时间会过得这么快 You never think it's gonna go as fast as it does.
你忙着度过每一天 You... you're so busy just getting through the day.
却没意识到 它们会累积起来 You don't realize they're, uh, starting to add up.
怎么了 What's wrong?
-什么意思 -你脸上的表情 What? What do you mean? Mm, you got that look
好像在说 我有事情告诉你 that says... "I got somethin' to tell you,
而且不是什么好事 你还真了解我 "and it ain't gon' be pretty." Yeah, well, you know me, right?
当然了解 你是我爸爸 Of course I do. You're my dad.
有什么事 So what's up?
你说得对 我是你爸爸 You're right. I am your dad. Huh?
没什么 没事了 No. Forget about it.
好好修你的车 Work on your bike. Hey.
恭喜你找到工作 Congrats on the job.
是谁 Who is it?
派崔克·洛根 Patrick Logan.
希望你喜欢玫瑰 Hope you like roses.
抱歉 我无法知道确切的地址 I'm sorry I couldn't get an address or anything.
-你给了我想要的一切 -那很好 You got me everything I needed. Good.
那么 接下来是不是 So... then I guess...
当然 Ah. Of course.
我知道你 I know you...
找了安吉很长时间 Been looking for Angie for a long time,
不过 这不是为了找她麻烦 对吧 but, uh, there's not gonna be any trouble, right?
找麻烦 Trouble?
你该不会伤害她之类的吧 Well, you're not gonna, like, hurt her or anything?
她拿走了我的一些东西 我想要回来 She took something of mine. I want it back.
好的 Okay.
只是 我喜欢萝丝 I-It's just... I like Rose,
我可不想听到 and I don't ever want to hear
有什么不幸的事情发生在她的孩子身上 that something bad's happened to her kid.
你应该把钱存在银行里 You should get that money to the bank.
在我看来这个地方可不太安全 This place doesn't seem very safe to me.
你说什么呢 看看那些锁 What are you talking about? Look at all those locks.
但如果有人 从这个逃生口进来呢 Yeah. But what if someone were to come up this fire escape?
哦 那个窗户一直锁着的 Oh, that window's always locked.
你觉得这样就能挡住他们 You think that's gonna stop them?
你在干什么 What are you doing?!
他们穿过这里 打开窗户 Then they reach through, unlock the window...
现在你有麻烦了 And now you're in trouble.
我能跟你谈谈吗 May I speak to you?
这次谈话会怎么结束 我满头的俄式牛肉丝吗 How will this conversation end? With beef stroganoff on my head?
我很抱歉 I am sorry.
请原谅我 Please to forgive.
我希望我们能成为朋友 I want us to be friends.
真的 Really?
想想普林斯顿有多为难 Think how hard it is for Preston,
夹在我们的战火之中 caught in the middle between our fighting,
他只是想让我们喜欢对方 when he wants us to love each other only.
是吗 Yes?
我不希望普林斯顿夹在中间 I don't want to put Preston in the middle,
不过我是他的母亲 but I am his mother,
我会为了他好 战斗至死 and I will fight for his best interests till the day I die.
你的意思是跟我战斗 You mean you will fight me.
是的 你的英文理解力不错 Yeah. You understand English just fine.
现在该你理解理解 Now you should understand.
我跟普林斯顿说 想把婚礼提前到下星期 I told Preston I want to move up wedding to next week,
他已经答应了 and he said yes.
下星期 婚礼至少要六个月筹备 Next week? The wedding is not for another six months.
我们等不了那么久 We cannot wait that long.
对于普林斯顿来说 在他母亲和女朋友之前 做选择太难了 It is too hard for Preston to choose between a mother and a girlfriend,
一旦我成为他的妻子 选择就简单多了 so once I am his wife, choice will be much easier.
不 不 你不能这样做 No. No, you can't do this.
你们六星期前才认识的 You met each other six weeks ago.
普林斯顿对你的了解还远远不够 Preston barely knows you.
但你就了解够了 是吗 But you do, yes?
你觉得你非常了解我 You think you know all about me,
在比六个星期更短的时间里 and in much less time than that.
这个拥抱 There.
是两个斯加沃太太之间的 From one Mrs. Scavo to another.
我在阁楼里找到了一些 你父亲当年的年鉴 I found some of your father's old yearbooks up in the attic.
我想你可能会很想看看 I thought you might enjoy looking at them.
他踢足球 He played football?
是的 他还是学生会主席 Yes, and he was student body president.
你还有什么能告诉我的吗 So what else can you tell me about him?
我妈妈其实也不怎么了解他 Even my mom didn't really know him that well.
他啊 He was, um,
非常的聪明 incredibly smart,
幽默 funny...
而且非常优雅 And so graceful.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我只是几乎都不再谈起雷克斯了 I just never get to talk about Rex anymore.
因为我再婚了 这总归不太合适 Since I remarried, it just doesn't seem appropriate.
我从没意识到 I hadn't realized...
我是如此的想念他 How much I miss him.
那么 只要你愿意 随时可以跟我聊他 Well, you can talk to me about him anytime you want.
你遗传了他的笑容 You have his smile.
你出来干什么 What are you doing out here?
基本上在自责 Uh, mostly kicking myself.
我真不敢相信 我吃饭时的表现 I can't believe how I acted at dinner.
确实是不愉快的一幕 Well, it was a fraught situation.
还蛮有戏剧性的 There was bound to be some sort of scene.
我知道他是我哥哥 Look, I-I know he's my brother,
我也知道我应该试着去喜欢他 and I know I should try to like him,
但是 but there's...
我总是有点不信任他 There's something about him I just don't trust.
-我知道你的意思 -你知道 Hmm. I know what you mean. You do?
他是如此处心积虑的接近布里 He's trying awfully hard to get close to Bree.
比如我 就很想知道是为什么 I, for one, would like to know why.
你觉得他是有目的的 You think he has an agenda?
我们都有目的 安德鲁 We all have agendas, Andrew.
我的就是保护你母亲 Mine is to protect your mother.
我们真的了解山姆什么 And what do we really know about Sam?
只有那些他告诉我们的 Just the stuff he tells us.
那看起来过于完美了 不是吗 Hmm. It seems a bit too good to be true, doesn't it?
可能 我的目的该是尽我所能找出真相 Maybe... my agenda should be to find out everything I can.
为什么不呢 他是你哥哥啊 Why shouldn't you? He's your brother.
嘿 简 问一下 Hey, Jean. Quick question.
MJ怎么样 你知道 我希望他能在数学上再努力点 How is M.J. Doing? You know, I'd like to see a little more effort in math.
没说学业 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not in class.
我是说糖果义卖 今天是最后一天了 I mean the candy drive. Today's the last day.
苏珊 你应该非常自豪 Oh, Susan, you should be so proud.
他简直就是个售货机 -在整个学校遥遥领先 -太好了 - He is a selling machine, way out ahead of the whole school... - Yes!
除了胡安妮塔·索利斯 Except for Juanita Solis.
-不是吧 -别担心 她只领先了两块 No. But don't worry. She is just two bars ahead.
你最好赶紧接他走 You better get him out there.
加布告诉我 她要带胡安妮塔 Gaby Solis told me she's taking Juanita to sell
去减肥诊所的门口卖 叮咚[模拟收银机声音] outside a weight loss clinic. Ka-ching!
德尔菲诺太太 我可以走了吗 Mrs. Delfino, can I go now?
-我妈妈想提前一点接我走 -是嘛 My mom wants to pick me up a couple minutes early. Does she?
没问题 小甜心 Sure, sweetheart.
为什么不先帮瓦内萨把她的刷子放好 Why don't you just help Vanessa put her brushes away first?
那是什么 What is that?
有人带手机到我的课上来吗 Did someone bring a cell phone into my classroom?
胡安妮塔·索利斯 这是你的手机吗 Juanita Solis. Is this your cell phone?
不是 No.
得了吧 它在你的包里 Oh, come on now. It was in your bag.
还能是谁的 Whose else could it be?
你的 这是我妈妈给你的生日礼物 Yours. My mom gave it to you for your birthday.
那你是说 是你偷了它 Oh. So are you saying that... That you stole it?
-没有 -你现在在老师吼 No. Now you're yelling at me.
有人害她自己 留堂三小时 Someone just bought herself three hours of detention.
你好 Hello?
嗨 霍布森校长 有事吗 Oh, hi, principal Hobson. Everything okay?
留堂 Detention?
不 不 不 我们只剩下一点时间去卖糖了 No, no, no, no. We only have a few hours left to sell candy.
是谁把她留下的 Who gave her detention?
她干的啊 She did, huh?
谢谢你告知我 Thanks for letting me know.
嗨 MJ Hi, M.J.
你一定很渴了 这么热的天气到处走 You must be getting thirsty, walking around in this heat.
一大杯美味加冰块的苏打汽水 是不是很棒 Doesn't a nice, big, ice-cold cup of soda sound good?
你好 我这有你的东西 Hello? I have something that belongs to you.
看看你的手机 Check your cell phone.
MJ M.j.
他应该在外面卖糖果的 He's supposed to be out selling.
他之前是 在你罚我女儿留堂之前 He was. Then you gave my daughter detention.
一招臭棋 Bad move.
好吧 你想怎么样 All right, what do you want?
让她走 我就放他走 Let her go, and I let him go.
-我不相信你 -我不怪你 I don't trust you. I don't blame you.
来他来这 Bring him here.
我们可以交换 We'll make the exchange.
好 不过我警告你 Fine. But I'm warning you,
如果那个女孩 盒子里的巧克力少了一块的话 if there is one chocolate bar missing from that girl's box,
我为你是问 you'll answer to me.
你妈妈很快就来了 别担心 Your mom will be here soon. Don't worry.
你很快就会卖光你的糖果的 You'll be out selling your candy in no time.
我希望如此 I hope so.
我会赢 I gotta win.
你知道 胡安妮塔 You know, Juanita,
别的孩子也很想赢 there are other kids that want to win, too.
我知道 I know.
我只是希望我妈妈以我为荣 I just want my mom to be proud of me.
你妈妈本来就以你为荣 Your mom is proud of you.
有时候我觉得她会很尴尬 Sometimes I think she's embarrassed
因为我没有朋友 because I don't have any friends.
每天我回家她都会问 "今天交到朋友了吗" Every day I come home, and she asks, "did you make any friends today?"
她只是想知道你过得开不开心 宝贝 Oh, she just wants to make sure that you're happy, sweetie.
仅此而已 That's all.
我猜是吧 I guess.
我只是希望我能像她那样 很容易交到朋友 I just wish I could make friends as easy as she does.
我努力了又努力 但我就是不行 I try and I try, but I just can't.
你好 我们本来可以到得更快点 Hello. We would have gotten here sooner,
但你儿子就是抱不住他的苏打水 but your son can't hold his soda.
胡安妮塔 快来 我们还有糖果要卖 Juanita, come on. We got candy to sell.
妈妈 我们也得走了 Mom, we gotta go, too.
不然胡安妮塔就会赢了我 Otherwise, Juanita's gonna beat me.
宝贝 Sweetie, um...
我知道你想赢 I know you want to win,
不过让我们来聊聊 胜利的真正含义 but let's talk about what winning really means.
我排练过这段话上百次了 I've rehearsed this speech a hundred times.
我想我知道结局如何 Well, I think I know how it ends.
我受不了这种生活 I can't live my life
邻居在我背后 with everyone in the neighborhood
冷眼看我 指指点点 watching me and judging me.
我太在意他们的想法 I care too much about what people think.
这么说你想我走 So you want me to leave?
没错 Yeah.
好吧 Yeah.
可如果你不介意 But if you wouldn't mind...
我想和你一起走 I'd like to go with you.
真的吗 Seriously?
我想弄明白我们之间到底是什么感情 I want to figure out what we have here,
一旦想明白了 and once I know...
也许我就不会在意他们的看法了 Maybe I won't care what anyone thinks.
你知道我在想什么吗 Well, you know what I think?
什么 What?
我一直想去巴黎看看 I've always wanted to see Paris.
今年糖果义卖会的得奖者是 And the winner of this year's candy drive is...
胡安妮塔·索利斯 Juanita Solis!
太好了 我们成功了 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! We did it!
你成功了 You did it.
好了 现在去邀请新朋友们参加聚会吧 Okay, now go invite your brand-new friends to your party.
亨德森女士 Mrs. Henderson?
第二名差得多吗 Tell me. Was it close?
不多 到昨天为止 Really close, until the last day,
胡安妮塔卖掉了40块 M.J.一块也没卖出去 when Juanita sold 40 bars, and M.J. Didn't sell any.
是吗 Really?
太奇怪了 That's weird.
嗨 MJ Hey. M.j.
很抱歉你没能赢 I'm sorry you didn't win.
没事 That's okay.
有件事我很好奇 I'm curious about something.
你昨天怎么一块也没卖出去 How come you didn't sell any candy yesterday?
妈妈说这是个秘密 My mom says it's a secret.
她说唯有保守秘密 才能算是做了好事 She says it's only a good deed if we don't tell.
听你妈妈的话 Well, you should listen to your mother...
因为她是胜利者 你也是 Because she is a winner, just like you.
在这个世界上 有太多胜利的方法 There are a lot of ways to win in this world.
有人仓皇撤退 Some battles are won
而大获全胜 with a hasty retreat.
有人通过欺骗 Some victories are claimed...
而宣告胜利 By those willing to cheat.
有的人打败了对手 Some opponents are defeated...
仅凭发自内心的一个微笑 With nothing more than a smile.
当然 对于有的人 Of course, for some,
胜利是远远不够的 it's not enough to win.
而其他人 Someone else...
注定会失败 Has got to lose.