前情提要 Previously on...
霍布森校长刚打电话来 Principal Hobson just called,
胡安妮塔被欧克瑞奇录取了 一次接纳 and Juanita got accepted to oakridge. There was acceptance...
比起可爱的安娜 我更喜欢率直的 I like the blunt Ana more than the cute Ana.
你觉得我可爱 So you think I'm cute?
一次肯求 你必须让我帮助你 否则我... A plea... You have to let me help you, or I am...
否则你就上不了天堂了? Or you won't get into heaven?
一次崩溃 是你刺伤了自己吗 A breakdown... Did you stab yourself?
我要去找麦克 啊 啊 啊 - I have to get to Mike! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
不 一次争锋相对 No! And a confrontation.
我不知道你怎么想 勒奈特 I don't know how you feel, Lynette,
因为你从未提及 我们失去了一个孩子 because you never talk about it! We lost a kid.
把这些大声说出来就有什么吗 How can saying this out loud be helpful?
如果你想举行一个成功晚餐会 If you want to throw a successful dinner party,
有些规矩是必须遵循的 there are certain rules that must be followed.
如果要用上好的银器 它必须是光亮的 If the good silver is used, it must be polished.
如果要放音乐 音量应该调低 If music is played, the volume should be low.
如果客人带着酒来 它必须当晚供应 If the guests bring wine, it must be served.
而要想晚宴真正成功的话 And if the evening is to be truly successful...
必须要有祝酒词 There must be a toast.
致李 这顿晚餐真是太成功了 To Lee. This dinner has been a total triumph.
鲍勃 Aw. Oh, Bob!
还没结束呢 甜点我做了水果馅饼 And it's not over yet. I made a fruit tart for dessert.
要是你们中有人有糖尿病 Ooh! And in case any of you are diabetic,
我就只能说 很高兴认识你 - let me just say... - It was nice knowing you.
不 我们是认真的 他表兄就是因为这个嗝屁的 No. Seriously, this is how we lost his cousin.
鲍勃 生奶油呢 Hey, Bob, where's the whipped cream?
这个我真忘了 Oh. I totally forgot.
那时我在打电话 恰巧开过了商店 I was on my phone and I drove right past the store.
当然了 还不因为这就是我要的东西 Of course, because it's something that I needed.
我工作了一整天 如果你觉得它这么重要 I was working all day. If it was that important,
为什么不自己出去买呢 why didn't you just go out and get it?
我也要工作 卖房子也是工作 Uh, I work, too. Selling houses is work. House.
房子 他6个月里就卖了一套房子 He's sold one house in six months.
攻击 Attacking.
什么 那是什么 What... what's that?
我的感受日志 My feelings journal.
李和我请了一个顾问 Lee and I are seeing this counselor.
她让我们写下我们各自的消极感受 She has us write down our negative feelings
在见面时讨论 to discuss in our sessions.
看来你那有很多小情绪啊 李 Seems like you got a lot of feelings there, Lee.
这是第三册了 里面有一整章 That's volume three, with an entire chapter
是关于我忘了放下马桶坐垫的 about me forgetting to put down the toilet seat.
我还以为那是两个男人生活在一起 I thought that would be the one advantage
唯一的好处呢 with two guys living together.
你想的倒好 You'd think.
好消息是 你们 你们已经得到帮助 Well, the good news is that you're... you're getting help.
-知道吗 我们也该去看看 -什么 You know, we should think about seeing someone. What?
你知道的 帮助我们处理我们的事 You know, to help us with our stuff.
我们能等会谈这事吗 Can we talk about our stuff later?
"我们"可以 但你是不会谈的 We could, but you won't.
她... 她从不想谈 She... she never wants to talk.
你知道我对于心理治疗的看法 You know how I feel about therapy.
它是给那些脆弱的 放纵的... It's for weak, indulgent...
异性恋准备的 对你们则完全不一样 Straight people. You guys totally make it work.
我过去也这么看心理治疗 I used to feel the same way about therapy.
但这位女士... 她真的不错 But this lady... She's really great.
已经第三册了 Volume three?
我们就不能试试么 Can't we give it a try?
我不需要别人告诉我我的感受 好吗 I don't need someone telling me how I feel, okay?
我们能换个话题吗 So could we just drop it?
而一次成功的晚餐会的首要原则是 And the number one rule for a successful dinner party?
甜点之后 我们K歌吧 After dessert, let's karaoke!
将讨论婚姻话题的时间 Keep discussion of your marriage
缩到最少 to an absolute minimum.
布伦特.艾夫登博士是美景镇健康中心的 Dr. Brent avedon was the head of psychology
首席心理医师 at the Fairview health center.
他致力于治疗反社会的青少年 He spent his days treating antisocial adolescents,
有妄想症的遗孀 delusional dowagers...
抑郁的生意人 And bipolar businessmen.
但是最近 他最感兴趣的病人 But lately, his most interesting patient
是一位主妇 was a housewife
患有精神失常 who'd had a nervous breakdown.
我是如此寂寞 I was just so lonely.
接着有一天 And then one day,
一个好男人来到我身边 along came this wonderful man...
他给我带来欢笑 A man who made me laugh,
让我重燃希望 who gave me hope again...
而后他发现自己爱着别人 And who turned out to be in love with someone else.
我又回到孤独的日子 So I went back to being lonely.
唯一的区别是 现在更糟 Only it was worse now because...
他没有真正地离开 He wasn't really gone.
他就住在街对面 He was across the street,
牵着她的手 holding her hand,
和她欢声笑语 laughing with her.
所以有一天 So one day...
我想象着 I pretended,
哪怕只是一秒钟 just for a second...
他牵的手不是她的 That it wasn't her hand he was holding.
而是我的 It was mine.
这是那些臆想的开始吗 Hmm. And that's how the fantasies started?
当我受伤的时候 When I was hurting,
我会让自己想象 他就在我的身边 I would let myself imagine that he was there with me.
但是后来这些片刻 对我来说 But then those moments started to...
变得比现实更为重要 M-mean more to me than what was real.
因此 So...
我就幻想于此 I just let myself have them.
沉溺其中 I let them take over.
现在呢 What about now?
你觉得服药对你有帮助吗 Do you feel that the medication is helping you?
嗯 我现在更能分得清现实和幻想了 Well, I certainly have a firmer grasp on reality now.
我又能看清这个世界 I can see things,
这么长时间以来这是第一次 for the first time in a long while,
十分清晰 very clearly.
这很好 That's great.
不 No.
不是你想的那样 Not really.
因为我还看到 我对自己都做了些什么 Because now I can see what I've done to my life.
还有 And...
我是如何毁了我自己的生活 How I've ruined it.
好了 奥森 现在是我给你洗澡的时候了 现在不行 Okay, Orson, it's time for me to give you your bath. Not now.
奥森 你已经一周没洗澡了 Orson, you haven't bathed in over a week.
你应该比我着急才对 Now I don't want to do this any more than you do,
而且老实说 你身上已经有味了 but frankly, you're getting a little ripe.
我说我不想洗澡 I said I don't want a bath.
呃 这不是你想不想的问题 Well, it's not about what you want anymore.
这是保养衣物的问题 It's a matter of preserving the drapes.
让别人给我洗澡很难堪 To have another human being bathe me is humiliating.
拿去 Here.
-这是什么 -我的购物清单 What's this? A list of things I need at the store.
一小时前我刚去了商店给你买东西 不能等等吗 I just went to the store for you an hour ago. Can't it wait?
不 我马上就要 No. I need these items immediately.
很紧急 It's urgent.
奥森 玉米片有什么紧急的 Orson, how are cornnuts urgent?
抱歉 布里 I'm sorry, Bree.
我刚刚想到 如果不是你 I just thought that since you played a major part
我就不会坐上轮椅 in putting me in this chair,
你该费点心让我的新生活舒适一些 you'd want to play a small part in making my new life tolerable.
把清单给我 Give me the list.
这样吧 Better yet,
把它放在桌上然后你退后一点 leave it on the table and then back away.
你好 老师 Hey, teach.
你好 Hi!
胡安妮塔第一天上学 我送她过来 I just dropped off Juanita for her first day.
她有点紧张 She's a little nervous.
她会喜欢这的 老师都很好 Aw, she's gonna love it here. The teachers are great.
-她是哪个小小动物组的 -什么 So what animal is she? Excuse me?
他们给孩子们做测试 Oh, they test the kids
根据级别分组 and they place them in groups according to their level.
数学课有猎豹 金花鼠 长颈鹿 In math, there's leopards, chipmunks, giraffes.
应该在她的资料夹里注明了 It should be in her folder.
她是猎豹 Oh, she's a leopard.
M.J.是哪个组 Oh. What's M.J.?
长颈鹿 He's a giraffe.
那么 Oh. So...
哪个更好些 Which is the advanced group?
不知道 No one knows.
他们连我都不告诉 They won't even tell me.
霍布森校长觉得如果家长知道了 Principal Hobson feels that if the parents find out,
他们会担心并开始攀比 they'll freak and get all competitive.
他想太多了 That's crazy.
谁在乎 Who cares?
就是啊 Exactly.
猎豹组都是傻子对吧 Leopards are the morons, aren't they?
不是 我没这样说啊 No. I-I didn't say that.
你说了 Yeah, you did.
我问M.J.是哪个组时 你高兴的说"他是长颈鹿" When I asked about M.J., you were like, "he's a giraffe!"
我说胡安妮塔是猎豹时 And then I said Juanita was a leopard,
你是这种反应 你只是臆断 and you were like, "oh." You're just jumping to conclusions.
你知道点内幕 You know something.
快说 Spill it!
好吧 Okay.
我不是很确定 Uh, I don't know for sure,
但从我教这些孩子来看 有的事是显而易见的 but I teach these kids, and it's pretty obvious.
我们做过纸质地球 We were making papier-mâché globes...
这个 This...
是瑞秋·米勒做的 Is Rachel Miller.
见鬼 做得真好 Damn, that's good.
她是长颈鹿 Huh. She's a giraffe.
这是温妮·班森做的 And this is Wendy Benson.
还不错 Okay.
她是金花鼠 Chipmunk.
而这是亚当·亨特做的 And this one was made by Adam hunter...
他是猎豹 A leopard.
老天 这还真的像只猎豹做的 My god, it looks like an actual leopard made it.
在猎豹组没什么不好的 There's nothing wrong with being a leopard.
他们很重要 They're very important here.
他们在餐厅帮忙搬桌子 They... Move the cafeteria tables,
他们是很棒的门童 excellent door holders.
这不公平 This isn't fair.
加布 我们这有个说法 Gaby, w-we have a saying around here.
"只为学习 不为竞赛" "It's the pace, not the race."
我了解我女儿 她就是长颈鹿组的料 I know my daughter. She is all giraffe.
我要去和校长谈谈 I'm gonna go talk to the principal.
门不是推的 你 Um... Y-Y-You don't push. You...
抱歉 我女儿没在这给我开门 Sorry. My daughter wasn't here to hold it for me.
老天 勒奈特 Jeez, Lynette!
晚饭好了 去洗手吃饭 Dinner's ready. Go wash up.
那是什么 What is that?
没事 私事 It's nothing. It's, uh... It's, uh... it's personal.
私事 Personal?
是的 Yes.
我想我们尊重彼此隐私很重要 And I think it's important that we respect each other's boundaries.
早上你在我刮腿毛时 This morning, you walked in and sat on the toilet
进洗手间上厕所 while I shaved my legs.
我们没有隐私 We have no boundaries.
-攻击性 -什么 Attacking. What?
你说话像鲍勃 老天 You sound just like Bob and... Oh! Oh! Oh, my god!
这是感觉日记吗 Is that a feelings journal?
如果你非得知道 是的 这是 If you must know, yes, it is.
我开始找他们的理疗师做心理治疗了 I started seeing their therapist.
你为什么不告诉我 因为我想找个人来听我倾诉 Why didn't you tell me? Because I wanted to talk to someone,
不是听你的嘲笑 and I didn't need your ridicule.
你谈孩子的事吗 Are you talking about the baby?
开始是谈此事 It started out about that.
但后来就谈到其它事情上去了 But now we're on to, um... Other things.
其它什么事 谈我吗 Other things? You mean like me?
我提到你一两次 I might've mentioned you once or twice.
一两次 Once or twice? Uh-huh.
我猜如果每看到我名字就做个记号 I bet if we downed a shot every time we read the name "Lynette,"
翻到第二页就已布满密密麻麻的记号了 we'd be hammered by page two.
让我看看 Let me see that.
不 不行 Oh, no, no. No way.
如果你真的对此感兴趣 But if you're really interested in what's in here,
和我去做心理治疗 you can always join me in therapy.
绝不 Like hell.
好吧 Fine.
看来你要等它拍成电影了才能看到了 Then I guess you'll just have to wait for the movie.
好了 Here we go.
谢谢款待 这些看起来太美味了 Thanks again for having me. This all looks delicious.
这是你第一次来吃饭饭 Oh, it's your first night over.
我想给你做传统的意大利菜 I wanted to make you a traditional Italian meal...
香肠通心粉 奶酪鸡排 Rigatoni with sausage, chicken parm.
其实色拉就可以了 Just salad would be great.
别吃色拉了 那是包装袋里挤出来的 Oh, screw the salad. That came out of a bag.
通心粉是我精心准备的 This rigatoni came from my heart.
其实 我不吃多糖类食物 To be honest, I don't eat carbs.
可今晚开个例外吧 Oh, but you'll make an exception tonight
我在厨房都忙活了一天了 'cause I've been sweatin' over the stove all day.
妈妈 别管了 她在控制体重 Ma, let it go. She's watching her weight.
体重 如果我把空调开大了 Her weight? If I put the air conditioner on high,
会把她吹走的 it'll blow her across the room.
我得注意点体重 I just have to be careful.
高中一毕业 As soon as a graduate high school,
我就想去纽约当模特 I'm going to New York to be a model. Oh. No college?
不上大学吗 开玩笑 上大学会错过模特的黄金时期 Are you kidding? And miss my prime modeling years?
我想这很棒 追逐梦想需要勇气 What? I think it's great. It takes guts to follow a dream.
是很棒 后来不要转行 Yeah, it's great, but it'd be nice
-到色情业就更棒了 -妈妈 to have something other than the porn industry to fall back on. Ma.
我没说这一定会发生 What? I'm not saying that's gonna happen.
但很多模特最后都走到那一步 But, you know, a lot of models do end up that way. I know it's risky,
这行有风险 但我真的非常感兴趣 but I'm really passionate about this.
我想成功的关键就是 And I think that the best way to be successful in life
做自己感兴趣的事 is to do what you're passionate about.
这就是为何我要丹尼继续写诗 That's why I keep telling Danny to pursue his poetry.
写诗 Poetry?
是的 很神奇对吧 Yeah. It's amazing, right?
我不知道 I wouldn't know.
我忙着做饭但没人吃 I'm too busy cooking food nobody's gonna eat.
丹尼 你怎么没给我看过你的诗 Danny, why didn't you ever show me your poetry?
这又不是什么大事 It's no big deal.
丹尼 你的诗很棒 Danny, it's great.
我一直劝他和我一起去纽约 I keep telling him he should come to New York with me
那样他就可以专注于写作了 so he can really focus on his writing.
一个模特一个诗人 Wow. A model and a poet.
那你拍色情片的时候他就可以写对白了 So while you're doin' porn, he can make the dialogue rhyme.
这就是我不告诉她的原因 This is why I don't tell her stuff.
好吧 Okay.
很抱歉 我只是开个玩笑 I'm sorry. I was just trying to make a joke.
我们还是接着吃饭吧 好吗 Let's get back to dinner, huh?
噢 不用了 我饱了 Oh, no. I'm good.
多糖类 不要了 Carbs. Mnh-mnh.
我今天要出门处理事情 Oh, I'll be out running errands today,
所以一会身体理疗师来了 so you'll have to let the physical therapist in
你得给她开门 when she arrives.
有什么问题吗 Hmm. What's wrong?
没有草莓 There's no strawberries.
你知道我喜欢华夫饼加草莓的 You know I like strawberries with my waffles.
抱歉 就在这里 给你 I am sorry. They're right here. There you go.
草莓 吃吧 Strawberries. Enjoy.
我要生奶油 I need whipped cream.
除非你觉得草莓 Unless you think the strawberries
会自己长腿粘到华夫饼上 are gonna magically stick to the waffles by themselves. Hmm.
先等等 Not so fast.
说"请" Say "please."
我不会说的 把我的早饭给我 I will not. Now give me my breakfast.
奥森 我很乐意对你有求必应 Orson, I am happy to do whatever you ask,
但我不想被当成奴隶使唤 but I will not treated like a slave.
现在就说"请" Now say "please."
我看着你的华夫饼 Now that I look at your waffle,
终于明白你为什么那么想吃了 I understand why you're so eager to have it.
布里 Bree...
你知道该说什么 六个字母的[please] You know the magic word. It has six letters.
我知道一个三个字母的词[sob] I know a word that has three.
如果你不把吃的给我 我就用那把叉子捅它 If you don't give me my food, I'm gonna shove that fork up it.
等你学会礼貌以后就可以吃了 Mmm. Mmm! Mmm! You can have it when you're ready to be polite.
霍伯森先生 我女儿非常聪明 Mr. Hobson, my daughter is incredibly bright.
我只想知道她是否在高级班 I just need to know if she's in the advanced classes.
你应该知道我们不会泄露这个的 You know that we have a policy not to disclose that.
你什么也不用说 Oh, you don't have to say anything.
当我提到聪明组时眨眨眼就行 猎豹 Just blink when I mention the smart group. Leopard.
索利斯太太 等等 你刚才是眨眼还是抽筋 Mrs. Solis... wait, was that a blink or a twitch?
我看不出来 你看起来很紧张 I can't tell. You seem very nervous.
你看 这就是我们不告知家长的原因 You see, this is exactly why we don't tell the parents.
他们会失去理智 They start behaving irrationally.
而且别想看我桌子下面的东西 And stop trying to read things on my desk upside-down.
有什么大不了的 我不过是想知道 What is the big deal? I just need to know
我女儿会不会有出息 她才7岁 if my daughter's gonna succeed in life. She's 7.
我劝你还是别在这打探了 Now I suggest that you stop prying
不管被分在哪个组只要以她为荣就好 and just be proud of her no matter what group she's in.
我一直以她为荣 而且我没有打探 I am proud of her, and I don't pry.
顺便说一句 祝你16号结肠镜检愉快 By the way, enjoy your colonoscopy on the 16th.
妈妈 你在这里干嘛 Mom. What are you doing here?
我只是来认识一下你的校长 I was just having a nice get-to-know-you chat
你的朋友们叫什么名字呀 with the principal. Who are your friends?
这是温迪和瑞秋 Um, this is Wendy and Rachel.
我们一起上数学课 We're in math together.
等等 我想我见过你做的手工 Oh! Wait a minute. I think I saw your art projects.
温迪 你是花栗鼠对吗 Wendy, you're a chipmunk, right?
瑞秋 你是长颈鹿对吧 And, Rachel, you're a giraffe?
好的 Oh, okay.
知道我想干嘛吗 You know what I would love to do?
我要给胡安妮塔和她的朋友们照张相 Is take a picture with Juanita and her friends.
知道怎么样会更可爱吗 And, uh, you know what would be really cute?
把你们的数学作业都举起来 Is if you hold up your math homework.
好的 Got it.
可是我刚才没笑 But I wasn't smiling.
是吗 外面的世界很残酷的 Yeah? Well, it's a tough world out there.
也没什么可笑的 今天过的愉快哦 - Not much to smile about. - Have a great day!
你妈妈可真奇怪 Your mom's weird.
你都想象不到的 You have no idea.
奥森 Orson?
我自己进来了 I'm letting myself in.
理疗的时间到了 Time for your therapy.
救命 Help me!
噢 Oh!
救我 Help.
噢 我的天哪 Oh! Dear lord!
奥森 Orson!
发生什么事了 Oh! What happened?
乔伊斯 Oh! Joyce.
我只是想拿那些华夫饼 Oh! Well, I was trying to get those waffles,
结果就从椅子上掉下来了 and I fell out of my chair.
它怎么会在那么高的地方 W-W-What are they doing up there?
不给他吃饭 Starving him?
-那太荒谬了 -真的吗 That's ridiculous. Really?
那你没有折磨他 把吃的放在他够不着的地方吗 So you don't torment him by putting food out of his reach?
那倒是需要你帮帮他 Oh. Well, you kinda had to be there for that.
我能吃点面包吗 Can someone please get me a piece of bread?
奥森 看在上帝的份上 别装了 Orson, for god sakes! Stop that!
这次打我的腿吧 那里没有感觉 Please hit me in the legs this time. There's no feeling there.
豪治太太 我能单独和你说两句吗 Mrs. Hodge, may I speak to you privately for a moment?
你得相信我 我是决不会打我的丈夫的 You... you have to believe me. I would never hit my husband.
我知道他可能有些夸张 但不给吃的 I sensed him being a little dramatic. But withholding food?
这都是因为他不肯说"请" The whole thing started because he refused to say please...
我知道听起来有点小气 Which I know sounds rather petty,
但你得理解 他最近很不可理喻 but you have to understand. He has been impossible lately.
这个男人下半生都要做轮椅了 The man is facing life in a wheelchair.
他对整个世界都感到愤怒 He's mad at the world,
而且很不幸的 他把气撒在你身上 and unfortunately, he's taking it out on you.
我知道这很不容易 Look... I know this is not easy.
但在他接受现实以前 But until he comes to accept this,
你得想办法让自己耐心一点 you're gonna have to figure out how to be more patient.
而如果你做不到 我有责任上报这一情况 And if you can't, it's my obligation to report it.
还有 给他洗个澡 Oh, and give the man a bath.
我可不想戴手套给他理疗 Physical therapy shouldn't require gloves.
刚才送来的时候你们不在家 Hey. Hey. You weren't home when they tried to deliver this,
所以我帮你签收了 我们只是看到广告 so I signed for it. Yeah, we just... we had, uh, we saw an ad for...
说真的 不用告诉我 Honest to god, don't need to know.
好的 Good. Um...
看啊 Ah, look.
貌似有人找到新女朋友了 Looks like somebody got a new girlfriend.
是啊 不会长久的 我不同意 Yeah, not for long. I do not approve.
你不同意 可她的身材 Ah. You don't approve, and she's got a body
可真是让人神魂颠倒啊 that would make the pope walk through a sliding glass door.
天那 谁会赢得这场战争呢 他是我的孩子 要是我觉得她配不上他 Gosh, who's gonna win? He is my kid. If I don't think she is good for him,
我就会不惜一切阻止 I will do whatever I have to do.
这样就会让他远离你而偏向她 Which will drive him towards her and away from you.
我了解这种情况 Look, I know what it's like
母亲讨厌性感的儿媳 when a mom hates the hottie her son loves.
鲍勃的妈妈一直很讨厌我 Bob's mom hated me. Ugh.
我一直以为鲍勃是 Huh. I always thought that Bob was...
重点是 The point is,
她从中作梗 还让鲍勃在我和她之间选择 she overplayed her hand and made Bob choose between us.
长话短说 And the long story short,
现在是我每晚抱着鲍勃入睡 I'm cuddling up with Bob every night.
妈妈去哪里了呢 养老院 And where's mama? Nursing home.
她怎么进去的呢 不知道 记不清了 How'd she get there? Don't know. Can't remember.
只是 我并不了解这个姑娘 It's just... I don't know this girl.
我不知道能不能相信她 你最好试着了解她 And I-I-I don't know if I can trust her. Well, then you better get to know her.
我可不想看到你最终失去儿子 I'd hate to see you lose your son
就因为你想独霸他 because you're afraid to share him.
闪一边儿去 Get outta here.
卡洛斯 你收到我发的照片了吗 Carlos, did you get the pictures I sent you?
你还是一如我们初见时那般美丽 You're a beautiful as the day we met.
岁月没有在你身上留下任何痕迹 Time hasn't touched you at all.
不是我的照片 是关于数学家庭作业的 Not of me... Of the math homework.
什么 What?
看这个 Here.
这个作业看起来很简单 对吗 This assignment looks easy, doesn't it?
没错 完全是基本的 Pretty basic, yeah.
再看这个乘法 And look at this one with the multiplication.
稍稍复杂了点 是吗 Little more complicated, right?
我想是的 I guess.
再看这个 And this one...
文字描述 还有分数 Word problems. Fractions.
这个是最难的 对吗 看起来是这样 那又如何 This is the hardest one, isn't it? Looks like it. So?
卡洛斯 这是猎豹组的家庭作业 Carlos, this is the leopard's homework.
你的表达真清楚啊 Well, that cleared that up.
你还没有明白吗 我们的女儿是猎豹组的 No. Don't you get it? Our daughter is a leopard.
是在快班 She's in the advanced class.
她很厉害嘛 Hey! Good for her.
可怜的苏珊 Oh, poor Susan.
这个又怎么讲 Yeah? Why?
她确信MJ非常聪明 Well, she was convinced that M.J.'S brilliant,
结果居然是慢班的 and it turns out he's in the slow group.
如果是我可不想知道真相 I'd hate for her to find out.
-加布 你可不能告诉她 -为什么不能 Gaby, you are not telling her. Why not?
她可是很乐意告诉我她觉得胡安妮塔 She didn't have any trouble telling me
-脑袋不太灵光 -她是这样说的吗 she thought Juanita was one thermos short of a lunch box. She said that?
是的 用语气表达出来的 Yes. With her tone.
最近我们和邻居们闹得跟拍电影一样 Mm-hmm. Well, we've had enough drama with the neighbors lately,
别再弄出什么事了 so just drop it.
好的 我不再提这事了 我告诉你 Fine, I'll drop it. But just so you know,
我还宁愿你边看报纸边 I like you better when you're reading the newspaper,
假装听我讲话 好的没问题 想拿多少拿多少 pretending to listen. Sure, take whatever you need.
你来这儿做什么 What are you doing here?
我跟他们讲了我不需要人来探访 I told them I don't want any visitors.
谁说我是来探访你的 可能我心理上也有问题需要来这里住住 Who says I'm visiting? Maybe I'm bonkers, too.
这苹果酱给我吃行吗 Gonna eat the applesauce?
还记得我痛风特别严重时几乎不能走吗 Remember when my gout flared up and I couldn't walk?
你总是来探望我 And you used to come over to see me?
我觉得我欠你人情 I figured I owe ya.
还清了 再见 Debt paid. Good-bye.
看来你的迷人魅力又回来了 I see you got your charming personality back.
你打算什么时候回家 So... when are you gonna be coming back home?
你为什么觉得我还会回去 What makes you think I would ever come back?
在我做了那些坏事之后 大家恨我 After what I did to those people? No. They hate me.
别再钻牛角尖了 Take it from the reigning odd duck on the Lane...
没人会介意你做的傻事 Nobody cares about all that silly stuff.
你说得对 布里和我可以边笑边聊 Oh, you're right. Bree and I can just laugh, laugh, laugh
关于我这个傻瓜是如何差点毁了她的事业 about silly me nearly destroying her business.
我还可以告诉苏珊之前我尝试毁掉 And I'll tell Susan
-她的婚姻只是在开玩笑而已 -好的 够了 that I was just joshing about trying to wreck her marriage. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
我还敢说麦克一定还把被我 Oh, and I'll bet Mike is still chuckling
扔进监狱的事当作笑料 about me getting him thrown in jail.
听我说好吗 凯瑟琳 我是认真的 Will you listen? Kathy, I'm serious.
我敢打赌 I'm willing to bet
宽恕会远远多于你的想像 there's more forgiveness there than you imagine.
如果你真这么想 那么好吧 In that case, you know what?
怎样 What?
也许你真该住在这里医疯病 Maybe you are bonkers.
亲爱的 Hey, hon.
看看这是谁来了 Look who's here.
苏珊 有何贵干啊 我收拾了一下MJ的东西 Hey, Susan. What's up? I was going through some of M.J.'S stuff,
看到有些去年的数学练习本 and I found these math workbooks from last year.
觉得这些对胡安妮塔可能有帮助 I thought Juanita would find them helpful.
这个嘛 Well...
谢谢啦 Thank you.
别客气 我觉得可以帮助她快点跟上 No problem. I thought it might help her catch up.
跟上 Catch up?
是啊 补上她不在学校的落下的课 Yeah. You know, from when she was out of school.
她可没有跟学校脱节 She was never out of school.
我一直在家教她呢 I was homeschooling her.
我当然知道你已经尽力而为了 And I know you did the best you could.
现在她在学校有专业老师教 But now she has professional teachers,
我肯定她马上就可以赶上MJ的程度了 and I bet she's gonna catch up to M.J. In no time.
上吧 Get her.
那么 苏珊 Well, Susan...
顺便问一下你听说了吗 Ahem. By the way, did you hear?
猎豹组才是快班的学生 Leopards are the advanced students.
什么 What?
这是真的 花鼠组是平均水平 Yeah. It's true. Chipmunks are average.
至于长颈鹿组嘛 And giraffes...
恐怕要推食堂餐桌了 Well, those cafeteria tables aren't gonna move themselves.
你是怎么知道的 How do you know this?
每个组别的作业我都有 I got a copy of each group's homework.
相信我 我破解了动物代码 Trust me. I cracked the code.
这样说来我的MJ并不是在... So that means that M.J.'S not in the...
你自己也说了 没什么大不了的 Hey, but you said it yourself... It's no big deal.
"只为学习 不为竞赛" 我没记错吧 "It's the pace, not the race," right?
是的 Right.
还有请一定要守口如瓶 Oh, and please, don't say anything to anyone.
你也知道有些家长较劲得可厉害了 You know how competitive some parents can get.
是 没错 Huh. Yeah.
望子成龙嘛 All too well.
我吃完了 我可以喝牛奶吃饼干了吗 I'm finished. Can I have my milk and cookies now?
当然可以 小甜心 Sure, sweetie.
你右边脸上沾上了意面酱 You have some pasta stuck to the right side of your face.
不对 小甜心 你的右边 No, sweetie. Your right.
还是算了吧 Oh, never mind.
大家好啊 Hey, guys.
麦克 帮我把垃圾倒一下好吗 Mike, can you help me take out the trash?
没问题 Sure.
别管垃圾了 Never mind that.
好吧 他是长颈鹿组的 Okay, so he's a giraffe.
就算只是平均水平也没什么不好啊 You know, there's nothing wrong with being average.
不对 花鼠组才是平均水平 No chipmunks are average.
跟你讲了无数次 How many times do I have to tell you?
猎豹 花鼠 最后是长颈鹿 Leopards, chipmunks, giraffes.
麦克 我非常爱他 I love him so much, Mike.
可万一他 What if he's...
迟钝 Slow?
他才不会迟钝 He's not slow.
他是个聪明伶俐敏捷好问的小男孩 He's a smart, inquisitive, bright little boy.
不是吧 Oh, no.
他的手卡在杯子里了 He's got his hand stuck in the glass.
加油啊 小伙子 Oh, come on, buddy.
快点 只要握住杯子 Come on. Just... just hold the glass.
用另一只手拉就行了 Pull with the other hand.
你可以做到的 You can do it.
加油啊 MJ Come on, M.J.
太好啦 Yes!
天啦 太好啦 Oh! Yes!
看到了吧 你只是自己吓自己 See? You were worried about nothing.
你说得对 You're right. Oh.
不是吧 Oh, no.
他竟然用叉子切面包 He's heading toward the toaster with a fork!
亲爱的 Honey?
我在这 Yeah?
-我要出发了 -好的 一起吃午餐吗 Hey. Hi. I'm heading out. Okay. Mwah. Wanna grab lunch today?
明天吧 今天我 我有事 Uh, maybe tomorrow. I have a-a thing.
如果你是说去看心理医生 If you mean therapy,
为什么不直说呢 why not just say "therapy"?
只是不想和你吵架 仅此而已 I just didn't want to get into a fight. That's all.
等等 这个不带上吗 Hey. Won't you need this?
对 谢谢 Ah. Right. Thanks.
难道你不想知道我是否看过它吗 Don't you wanna know if I read it?
如果你看了 我会知道的 Oh. I'd know if you read it.
不好意思 你是在等格兰汉姆医生吗 Excuse me. Are you waiting for Dr. Graham?
她不会又同时预约了两个人吧 Don't tell me she double-booked again.
不是 我没预约 Oh, no. I don't have an appointment.
但我真得和她谈谈 你能把预约让给我吗 But I really need to talk to her, so can I have yours?
这可难说 我也需要和她谈 I don't know. I really need to talk to her, too.
真的吗 可我看着你 心里就想 Seriously? Because I was looking at you thinking,
他来这里干什么 what is he doing here?
他的精神状态多好啊 That guy's really got it together.
谢谢 我最近真的很不顺 Thanks. But I'm been having a pretty hard time lately.
-我给你200块 -现金吗 I'll give you 200 bucks. Cash?
20块吧 20s okay?
那么 So, um...
你打算和她谈什么呢 What were you going to talk to her about?
我又要犯赌瘾了 I'm starting to feel the urge to gamble again.
谢谢 Thanks.
詹姆森先生 Mr. Jameson?
他有事先走了 He had to go,
不过他说他把预约让给我了 but he said I could have his appointment.
抱歉 但这里的规定不是这样的 Uh... I'm sorry, but it doesn't work like that.
如果你想做心理治疗 If you're interested in becoming a patient...
不 我是汤姆·加沃斯夫人 I'm not. I am Mrs. Tom Scavo.
我想你就会有这种反应 Yep, that's what I thought.
我不怪你 有那种反应 Well, I don't blame you for reacting like that.
我能想象出从汤姆告诉你 I can only imagine the stories Tom's been reading to you
的那些母老虎的故事 from his big book of wah!
所以我来找你 So... here I am,
我就是汤姆·加沃斯的泼妇老婆 活生生的 Tom Scavo's bitch of a wife, in the flesh.
你为什么这么说 Why do you put it like that?
我不知道他到底 I don't know specifically
用什么词形容我 what word he uses.
我只是说了他最可能用的词 I'm just picking the one that seems the most likely.
那么你认为你丈夫把你形容为一个泼妇吗 So you think your husband describes you as a bitch?
难道没有吗 Doesn't he?
汤姆在这间屋里说的话是他的隐私 What Tom says in this room is private.
这表示他是那样说我的对吧 Which means yes?
显然 那只是你的想法 Well, obviously, it does to you.
我很好奇 你为什么会那么想 I'm just wondering why that might be.
我知道你想干什么了 Oh, I see what you're trying to do,
但我不是来接受心理咨询的 but I did not come here for therapy.
我是来为自己辩解的 I came here to defend myself.
因为凡事都有其两面性 Because there's two sides to every story.
那么你不是泼妇了吗 So you're not a bitch?
不总是 Not all the time, no.
但有时是 对吧 But sometimes?
我只是 I just...
需要 Need...
感觉自己把一切控制在手里 Want to feel like I'm in control,
当我失去控制 and when I don't,
我就会抓狂 that makes me mad. And...
也许我抓狂的频率有点高 Maybe I'm mad a lot
不知道你是否意识到 because I don't know if you've noticed,
你无法控制人生里的一切 but you can't control what happens in life.
比如说你孩子的夭折吗 Like your baby dying?
我要坐下了 不过只是因为 I'm going to sit down, but only...
我累了 Because I'm tired.
如果你要走 或有什么事的话 Unless you need to go or something.
不 我哪里也不去 No. I don't need to go anywhere.
今天过的怎么样 Hey. Hey. How was your day?
难道那是 Is that a...
是的 看来以后我们要一起去看心理医生 Yep. Looks like we'll be going to therapy together.
真的吗 真是个好消息 谢谢你了 Really? That is great news. Thank you.
晚餐呢 Oh. Mm. Mm. W-Where's dinner?
你不是一天都在家的吗 I mean, you were home all day.
你在写什么 What are you writing?
周二12点半的时候你就会知道了 You'll find out, Tuesday at 12:30.
科林 我能跟你谈谈吗 Colleen! Can I talk to you?
我要开家长会 Uh, I've got parent-teacher conferences,
不过不急 怎么了 but not for a few minutes. What's up?
M.J.在数学课上的表现怎么样 It's about M.J. How is he doing in your math class?
他很有学习兴趣 Oh, he's such a joy.
天啊 Oh, god.
你歪着头说他很有学习兴趣 You just did the "he's such a joy" with the head tilt.
如果我认为某些孩子很平庸 I give that one to parents all the time
我就是这样跟家长形容他们 不 真的 M.J.的表现真的很好 when I think their kid is driftwood. No, seriously, M.J.'S doing great.
是吗 如果他真的表现得那么好 Oh, really? Well, if he's doing so great...
他为什么在长颈鹿组 Why is he a giraffe?
什么 What?
他应该在猎豹组 He should be a leopard.
-他们是尖子生 -你不明白 They're the advanced students. You don't know that.
现在我知道了 加布·索利斯参透了玄机 I do now. Gaby Solis broke the code.
什么 What?
没错 长颈鹿是迟钝的学生 That's right. Giraffes are the slow learners,
-你知道的 -长颈鹿指迟钝的学生吗 and you know it. Giraffes are the slow learners?
不 查普曼夫人 没人这么说 No, no, no, Mrs. Chapman. No one said that.
麻烦你去教室等我吧 Why don't you wait for me in my classroom?
加布丽尔·索利斯看出了这其中的玄机 Gabrielle Solis figured out the code...
猎豹 花鼠 长颈鹿 Leopards, chipmunks, giraffes.
珍妮 我们知道规则了 Jenny, we got the code!
猎豹指的是聪明的学生 Leopards are the smart ones!
瞧你干的好事 Now look at what you've done.
MJ就在这儿 他应该是猎豹组的 M.j. Is here. He's a leopard.
面对现实吧 Get used to it.
你去哪了 Where have you been?
我想要把门关起来 I needed to close the door.
我觉得吸收新鲜空气有益身心 Oh, uh, well, I thought a little fresh air would be nice.
我不这么认为 和不愿意洗澡的人同处一室 Hmm, it isn't. Well, as the person who has to share a house
我需要呼吸新鲜空气 with the person who won't take a bath, I need the fresh air.
我不管 关门 I don't care. Close it.
奥森 Orson...
我知道你此刻怨恨这个世界 I know that you are angry at the world right now.
你身上发生的一切都令人无法想象 What happened to you is unimaginable,
我会尽全力帮助你度过难关 and I am gonna do whatever I can to help you through this.
我别无所求 And all I ask in return is that you treat me
只希望你对我尊重一些 with a little bit of courtesy,
包括使用"请"这个字 and that includes using the word "please."
布里 你怎么突然之间在意礼节了 Why the sudden interest in etiquette, Bree?
在你背叛我之前 I mean, I don't recall you saying "please"
我可没要求你说"请" before you cheated on me.
对话结束 门得开着 This conversation is over. The door stays open.
我想关上 不行 你臭气熏天 I want it closed. No. You stink.
你是个婊子 这就是你我之间的区别 And you're a whore! Here's the difference...
我可以洗干净 I can get clean.
是的 可以 Hmm. Yes, you can.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
你要干什么 我还没有穿好衣服呢 What is going on? I'm not even dressed.
那是什么 什么呀 你要干什么 What is that? What... What is that? What's going on?
布里 住手 Bree, stop.
你不会吧 You wouldn't.
好吧 布里 住手 Okay, Bree, stop it.
住手 布里 Stop. Bree.
只有一个词能让我住手 If only there was a word you could use to get me to stop,
那就是“请” like "please."
-我要给乔伊丝打电话 -说“请” I'm calling Joyce. Say "please."
见鬼去吧 Go to hell!
你怎么就不能说“请”呢 很简单的 Why can't you just say it? It's easy. Please.
请 请 Please. Please.
请 请 请 请 请 -请 请 请 -请住手 Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Please stop!
请 请 请住手 Please, please! Please stop it!
请住手 Please stop!
请帮我翻身 请帮我离开卫生间 Please roll me over. Please help me off the toilet.
请 请 请 Please, please, please!
这就是我现在的生活 That's the life I'm facing now,
任何事都要请求别人帮助 having to ask people for help for everything.
你知道这有多糟糕吗 Do you know how hard that is?!
每天早上5点我醒来 Every morning I wake up at 5:00.
你6:30起来 我躺一个半小时 You get up at 6:30. For an hour and a half,
注视着卧室门 I lie there, staring at the bedroom door,
想象着 要是可以再次 fantasizing about how lovely it would be...
起床给自己泡杯茶 How excruciatingly lovely it would be...
是多么美好呀 To get up and make myself a cup of tea one last time.
不用说“请” No "please."
自己用热水泡茶 Just hot water and tea.
奥森 Orson...
真是对不起 I'm so sorry.
原谅我 Forgive me.
请原谅我 Please.
你为什么在这等着训话 What are you in for?
吃了意大利面 Eating paste.
你是哪个小小动物组的 What animal group are you?
长颈鹿组 Giraffe.
该死 Damn.
乔伊·墨菲 Joey Murphy.
等下我再和你们俩谈 I'll be with you two in a moment.
不好意思给你惹麻烦了 Sorry for getting you in trouble.
是我自己的错 It's my own fault.
我昏头了 I got carried away.
我也是 Me, too.
胡安妮塔表现好坏对我太重要了 It was just so important to me that Juanita was doing well.
我理解 I know.
不 我觉得你不了解 No, I don't think you do.
我的孩子就是我的名片 My kids are my calling card.
她们是我展示给自己看的 They're what I have to show for myself.
我没有事业 苏珊 孩子是我的工作 I don't have a career, Susan. My kids are my job.
不论发生什么 她们成功与否 And whatever happens... if they succeed or they don't succeed...
都是我养育教导的缘故 It's because of how I raise them.
你至少可以养育教导她们 Well, at least you get to raise them.
自从在这工作 我似乎就没和M.J.在一起 Ever since I took this job, I feel like I'm never with M.J.
我总担心和他相处的时间够吗 I constantly worry. Am I there enough for him?
我让他失望了吗 Am I letting him down?
你不用担心这些 You don't have anything to worry about.
M.J.是个很棒的孩子 M.j.'s a fantastic kid.
胡安妮塔也很棒 Well, so is Juanita.
他们的妈妈是好胜的傻瓜 It's their moms that are the competitive nuts.
真是滑稽 This has been so ridiculous.
猎豹组 长颈鹿组和金花鼠组 Leopards and giraffes and chipmunks...
谁想出这个疯狂系统的 I mean, who created this crazy system?
阅读课的动物组才荒唐 You know, reading class is just as bad.
有水獭 企鹅和海豹 对 胡妮安塔是水獭 There's otters, penguins and seals. Yeah, Juanita's an otter.
你说 水獭为何要学阅读呢 I mean, what does an otter have to do with learning how to read?
胡妮安塔是水獭 Juanita's an otter?
是 Yeah.
-怎么啦 M.J.是什么 -企鹅 Why? What's M.J.? Penguin.
这件挺好看 你觉得呢 Oh. This is pretty. What do you think?
我想也许我会给我奶奶买这件 I think maybe I'd buy it for my grandma...
要是我讨厌她的话 If I hated her.
很有趣 You're so funny.
既然我们在这里玩得很开心 So... as much fun as we're having here,
告诉我为什么邀我一起购物 why are we doing this?
我们要了解彼此 We are getting to know each other.
你了解我 你不喜欢我 Oh. You know me, and you don't like me.
不是我不喜欢你 It's not that I don't like you.
只是我觉得你不适合丹尼 It's just, I don't think you're good for Danny.
为什么 因为我不吃你做的意大利面 Why? Because I wouldn't eat your pasta?
是粗通心面 Rigatoni.
不是这样的 And no.
因为你是青春年少的女孩 只想玩玩 It's because you are a good-time girl out to have fun.
我不是责怪你 你年轻漂亮 Not that I blame you for it. You're young. You're beautiful.
你应该快乐的玩 You're supposed to have fun.
但是丹尼经历了很多 But Danny has been through a lot,
他需要一个不会伤害他的人 and he needs someone who is not gonna hurt him.
我知道丹尼经历了很多艰难的事情 I know Danny has been through rough stuff.
他全副武装 When he lashes out and gets all defensive,
保护自己 trying to protect himself?
我理解 因为我也曾那样做 I get it, because I used to do it, too.
是吗 Yeah?
这就是我喜欢他的原因 It's the thing that made me like him.
我知道他的感受 I know how he feels,
这绝不是玩玩而已 and it's not fun at all.
我不管你是否喜欢我 I don't care if you like me
也不管你是否讨厌我的穿着 and I don't care if you hate how I dress,
但我绝不会伤害丹尼 but I am not gonna hurt Danny.
你怎么能让我相信 How can I be sure of that?
我不能 You can't.
但是没有关系 But it doesn't matter,
因为我是不会退却的 'cause I'm not going anywhere.
你回来干什么 What are you doing back here?
我一直在想你上次说的话 I've been thinking about what you said last time.
越想越气 The more I thought about it, the more it pissed me off.
为什么 Why is that?
那条街上的人都是你多年的朋友 The people on that street have been your friends for years.
你真觉得我们会抛弃你 You really think we would dump your ass
只是因为你那几个月做的傻事吗 just 'cause you went off the deep end for some months?
我很感激你过来 真的 I appreciate you coming here. I do.
但是在我做过那些事情后 But after everything I did,
我想没有人会原谅我了 I don't see how anyone could forgive me.
也许原谅你不会简单 Well, we're not saying it'll be easy.
但是我们会试一试 But we'll give it a try.
我告诉她们你好多了 I told them how much better you were doing,
但是她们不相信 but they couldn't take my word for it,
所以她们亲自来看一看 so they had to see for themselves. Oh.
在我们最痛苦的时刻 In our darkest moments,
我们都需要一个人来倾听 we all need someone who will listen.
有些人求助于友好的专家 Some turn to friendly professionals.
有些人依赖那些更加年长和智慧的人 A few rely on those who are older and wiser.
其余的寻找 Others seek out
那些理解自己经历的人 someone who knows what they're going through.
但是对于大多数人 But for most of us,
没有什么比得上和好友的长谈 nothing is quite so therapeutic
更加具有治愈效果 as a good long talk with a few old friends.