绝望的主妇 前情提要 Previously on...
一场悲剧过后 姑娘获救了 In the wake of a tragedy, a daughter was safe...
你救了她的命 我们欠你太多了 You saved her life. We owe you everything.
奥森的境遇改变了 Orson was changed...
你丈夫很可能瘫痪 There's a good chance your husband's paralyzed.
未出世的双胞胎死去了 An unborn twin was gone...
我们失去了这个宝宝 We lost the baby...
不过另一个孩子没事 But the other baby is fine.
一位前夫... 卡尔没挺过来 And an ex-husband... Karl didn't make it.
哦 我的天啊 过世了 Oh, my god. Was dead.
卡尔.梅尔死后一个月 A month after the death of Karl Mayer,
他的家人共聚一堂 听候遗嘱 his family assembled for the reading of his will.
卡尔给每个人留下了遗物 以便他们记住他 To each, Karl left something to remember him by.
给他伟大的姨妈 留下了三角钢琴 To his great aunt, he left a grand piano.
给他最喜欢的表兄 留下了金袖口 To his favorite cousin, he left gold cuff links.
给他亲爱的女儿 留下了现金和有价证券 To his beloved daughter, he left cash and securities.
但是卡尔.梅尔将 But Karl Mayer left
他最特别的财产 his most extraordinary possession of all
给了最不想要的那个人 to someone who wasn't expecting a thing.
"最后 给我前妻 苏珊.梅尔..." "And finally, to my ex-wife, Susan Mayer..."
嗨 说我呢 Hey, that's me.
哦 我 我只是来这儿陪我女儿的 Oh, I-I-I was just here to support my daughter.
真的 我一直在玩手机里的字母游戏呢 Seriously, I've been playing hangman on my phone.
您刚才说 You were saying?
"致我最亲爱的苏茜.Q "To my dearest Susie q.,
她容忍我的不忠 远远超过她的极限 "who endured my infidelities far longer than she should have,
多年来的欺骗 "years of cheating,
背叛几乎从我们结婚的那天就开始了..." betrayals almost from the day we were married..."
我们能跳过这部分 直接说我得到的财产吗 Can we just skip to the part where I get stuff?
哦 别这样看着我 你都有钢琴了 Oh, don't look at me like that. You got the piano.
"当我从不善于 "While I was never good
隐藏与我肉体有关的事 "at hiding my affairs of the flesh,
我要惭愧地说 我更成功于 "I'm ashamed to say that I was more successful
隐瞒我的财务状况" 这是什么意思 at concealing some of my financial affairs." What does that mean?
我想你们结婚的时候 爸爸背着你藏钱 I think dad hid money from you when you were married.
呃 不是钱 准确地说 Well, it's not money, exactly.
你的前夫好像是一宗生意的合伙人 It seems your ex-husband was part owner in a business.
他搞外遇 经营律师事务所 He was having affairs, ran a law firm
他还拥有秘密的生意 and he owned a secret business?
所幸你现在终于可以歇会了 Glad you're finally getting a little rest.
现在他特别要求你放宽心 Now he specifically asks that you keep an open mind.
它经营得十分成功 It's very successful.
如果它这么成功 Well, if it's so successful,
为什么要我放宽心呢 why do I need to keep an open mind?
是的 卡尔.梅尔留给他前妻 Yes, Karl Mayer left his ex-wife
一些东西去记住他... something to remember him by...
使她没有丝毫可能忘记他 Not that there was any chance she would forget him.
所有的男人们都会去 All kinds of men go to
双D绅士俱乐部 the double d gentlemen's club...
联谊的男孩们来找刺激 Frat boys looking for a thrill...
士兵们来碰运气 Soldiers looking to get lucky...
总裁们来敲定生意 C.e.o.s looking to close a deal.
是的 所有的男人们都去双D俱乐部 Yes, all kinds of men go to double d's,
这让所有的女士感到不安 which can be very upsetting to all kinds of women.
苏珊.梅尔 Susan Mayer?
基波.鲁尼 双D的共有人 Jimbo Rooney, co-owner of double d's.
听着 对于卡尔的辞世 我非常难过 Uh, look, I was real sad to hear about Karl's passing.
他是个好人 He was a good man,
他关心这儿的每一个舞女 and he cared about each and every one of these dancers.
哦 那肯定的 Oh, I'm sure.
卡尔总是艺术的狂热拥护者 Karl was always a big supporter of the arts.
呃 我该找谁谈谈 Uh, so who do I speak to
关于卖掉我所拥有的股份 about selling my share of herpes on parade?
你确定要这么做吗 Are you sure you want to do that?
最近生意真的非常好 Now business has been real good lately,
尤其是开始周二半裸K歌项目之后 especially since we started topless karaoke Tuesdays.
嗯 一家看上去获利颇丰的公司... Well, as lucrative an enterprise as that seems...
四处转转吧 来杯喝的 Take a look around. Have a drink.
到时候如果你还想卖 And then if you want to sell,
让你的律师打给我 you have your lawyer call me.
哦 瞧瞧 Oh. Look at that.
你把"Rooney"里的两个O印成了双胸的造型 You made the o's in "Rooney" into boobs.
-真可爱 -你喜欢它 Lovely. You like that?
你还没见过我的搭档维多的名片呢 Wait till you see my partner Vic's business card.
他在V上做了文章 他把它变成一个... He took the "v," and he made it into a...
明白了 我想我还是喝一杯好了 Got it. I think I'd really like that drink now.
哦 谢谢 Oh, um, thanks,
但我来这儿不是为了看秀的 but I... I'm not here for the show.
我刚得知我拥有这儿一半的资产 I just found out that I own half this place.
哦 真的吗 很高兴认识你 Oh, no kiddin'. Well, nice to meet you.
我是珍妮弗.莫蕾莉 但10点后 我就是真命天女了 I'm Jennifer morelli, but at 10:00, I'm "destiny."
哦 好吧 我是苏珊.德尔非诺 Oh, well, I'm Susan Delfino.
10点后 我穿着法兰绒的睡袍 At 10:00, I am in a flannel nightgown.
嗨 我们这儿也有个德尔非诺常来 Hey, we have a Delfino that comes in here.
真的吗 Really?
呃 这是个常见的名字 Well, it's a pretty common name.
-我想他是个水管工 -真的吗 I think he's a plumber. Really?
嗯 也许有别的水管工也是这个姓 Well, maybe there's another plumber with that last name.
麦克 就是这名 麦克.德尔非诺 Mike... that's it. Mike Delfino.
高高的 棕发 笑容可掬 Tall guy, brown hair, nice smile?
鼻子大大的 Big busted nose?
哦 我想不是吧 Oh, I don't think so.
等下次你见到他就清楚了 Well, wait till the next time you see him.
一台电视 你们不用这么做 A TV? You guys didn't have to do that.
-不 我们绝对应该 -我们有个家规 Yes, we absolutely did. We have a family rule...
你救了我们的女儿 使她免于被飞机碾碎 You save our daughter from being squashed by a plane,
你该得到一台60寸的等离子 you get a 60-inch plasma.
-和一盒仿皮革装的糖果 -哦 谢了 And a faux leather remote caddy. Oh, thanks.
这太慷慨了 拜托 我们永远不能弥补你们所做的一切 This is very generous. Please. We could never make up for what you did.
或者弥补我在过去几周对你的所作所为 Or for how I behaved toward you the past couple of weeks.
-我太坏了 -哦 我们都说了狠话 I was such a bitch. Oh, we both said things.
是啊 但我说的更多 还更大声 Yeah, but I said a lot worse a lot louder.
是啊 确实 Yeah, you did.
对了 我跟人力资源部说好了 By the way, I talked to human resources,
他们将继续付你工资 and they are fine with continuing to pay you
直到孩子出世的六周以后 卡洛斯 这太棒了 until the baby is born and for six weeks after that. Carlos, that's amazing.
那么我回来之前 特雷斯会接手吗 So will Terrence fill in until I get back?
事实上 不 他接了迈阿密的工作 那谁来补这个缺呢 Actually, no. He took the job in Miami. o who's gonna take up the slack?
呃 我会多加加班 利用周末的时间 Well, I'll put in extra hours, work weekends.
别担心了 你只用管好孩子 Don't worry about it. You focus on that baby.
真的吗 我不想给你增加负担 卡洛斯 我们得走了 Really? I don't want to have this fall on you. Carlos, we gotta get going.
我们得去欧克里奇参加胡安妮塔的面试 We've got Juanita's interview at oakridge.
哦 对了 勒奈特 别担心 我会关照你的 但我很过意不去 Oh, right. Lynette, do not worry. I got your back. But I feel so guilty
拿你的钱 还拖你后腿 taking your money and leaving you in the lurch.
嗨 我有个疯狂的点子 我来补勒奈特的缺怎么样 Hey, I got a crazy idea. What if I fill in for Lynette?
哦 亲爱的 他们赶时间呢 没时间开玩笑 Oh, honey, they're in a hurry. No time for jokes.
我是认真的 我做过她的工作... I'm serious. I-I've done her job...
或者说相当类似的工作 在我从事广告业的时候 Or pretty damn similar... When I was in advertising.
在她恢复之前 我可以接替她的工作 I could step in for her until she gets back on her feet.
哦 但这样会让卡洛斯很难做的 Oh, but that's putting Carlos in an awkward position.
-我想这是个好主意 -我也是 I think it's a great idea. Me, too.
不 不 我想这的确是个好主意 理论上说 No. No, I think it's a great idea, in theory,
但只是 这份工作太复杂了 but it's just... It's such a complicated job.
你认为我不能胜任吗 You don't think I can handle it?
不 不 我认为你没问题 No. No, I think you'd be wonderful.
太好了 解决了 汤姆 你明天上班 你看 勒奈特 Great, it's settled then. Tom, you start tomorrow. There you go, Lynette.
现在你没什么歉疚的了 Now you have nothing to feel guilty about.
是啊 是啊 Right. Right.
嗯 再次感谢你的电视 Well, thanks again for the TV.
你们太慷慨了 You guys have been way too generous.
你做了烤饼 我的最爱 You made scones. My favorite.
我知道 随便吃啊 I know. Take as many as you like.
那 你找我来干什么呢 So... what did you want to see me about?
我想把这个捐赠给你 来修建大楼 Well, I wanted to give you this donation for the building fund. Oh.
我车库里还有些东西可以拿出来 And I also have some things in the garage
做清仓拍卖 而且我还有空 for the rummage sale, and I am also available
去办下周日的校园煎饼早餐会 to run the next Sunday school pancake breakfast.
哦 感谢上帝 Oh, good heavens.
布里 这真是基督教徒仁慈的善举啊 Bree, what a wonderful display of Christian charity.
我只是做我该做的 I just want to do my part.
这跟这次撞机事件有关系吗 Does this have anything to do with the plane crash?
可以这么说 In a manner of speaking.
你想谈谈吗 Do you want to talk about it?
我不能 这会改变你对我的看法 I can't. It would change how you feel about me.
布里 我认识你很多年了 我想这是不可能的 Bree, I've known you for years. I don't think that's possible.
我有外遇 I had an affair.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
在你坦承这么大的罪恶之前 Um, before you confess a sin that big,
先等我把食物吞下去 just try to wait till I've swallowed.
你跟谁有外遇 Oh. Who was the affair with?
卡尔.梅尔 Karl Mayer.
他死于这次飞机失事 He was killed in the plane crash...
是使奥森致伤的同一事件 The same one that injured Orson.
你一定觉得很罪恶 You must feel terribly guilty about this.
我吃不下 我睡不着 I can't eat. I can't sleep.
这是我为什么希望你来这儿的原因 That's why I wanted you to come over here.
我必须做点什么来弥补 I have to do something to make this right.
嗯 在我看来 第一步是你和奥森 Well, seems to me the first step is for you and Orson
要加入我们的婚姻援助计划 to get into our marriage outreach program.
哦 这太迟了 我们就要离婚了 Oh, it's too late for that. We're about to get a divorce.
是的 但这是在奥森坐上轮椅之前的事 对吗 Yes, but this was before Orson was in a wheelchair, right?
是的 Well, yes.
我想你知道自己应该怎么赎罪 I think you know what you need to do to atone for this sin.
我想在我走进这扇门之前 你就知道答案了 I think you knew it before I walked in the door.
你想让我把奥森带回家 好好照顾他吗 You want me to bring Orson home and take care of him?
只是我并不确定 It's just that I'm not sure
我是否还爱着他 that I love him anymore.
布里 Bree...
有一则引言 我一直都很喜欢 There's a quote I've always loved.
"你不能令自己感觉到 不曾感受过的东西 "You cannot make yourself feel something that you do not feel,
但你能使自己去做正确的事情 "but you can make yourself do right
不去理会自己的感觉" in spite of your feelings."
我不记得圣经上有这句话 I don't remember that from the Bible.
这是赛珍珠写的 It's from Pearl buck.
我知书颇广 你知道的 I am allowed to read other books, you know.
布里 不管你怎么看奥森 Bree, no matter what you feel about Orson,
如果你现在不帮助他 if you don't help him now,
你将不能自处 you won't be able to live with yourself.
好吧 Fine.
我明天告诉奥森 I'll tell Orson tomorrow,
我带他回家的 and I'll bring him home.
那就好 Good.
我想你该吃饱了吧 Mmm! I think you've had enough.
-朱莉 等一下 -怎么啦 Julie! Hold up. Hey. What's going on?
艾迪打算在欢乐地带表演独角喜剧 Eddie's doing stand-up at the chuckle zone on open Mike night.
单口相声吗 和喜剧里的一样吗 Stand-up? As in comedy?
周围的人一直都说我很有趣 Well, people are always telling me how funny I am,
所以我决定给大家好好表演一次 so I decided to give the people what they want.
一定要来哦 今天这段是关于飞机上的食品的 Don't miss out. I got this whole riff about airline food.
肯定会非常有趣的 It's gonna kill.
波特 等一下 Hey, Porter! Hold up!
当人们说他有趣的时候 When people tell him he's funny,
他难道不知道他们是开玩笑的吗 doesn't he realize they're being funny?
你就去吧 总不能让我一个人在那活受罪吧 Tell me you're going. I can't be the only one there.
我 我尽量 那个 其实我有好多东西要整理 I'll... I'll try. I, uh, I actually gotta pack.
我父亲给我留了一笔钱 My dad left me some money,
所以我打算去东部堂姐家 去多久 so I'm going back east to see my cousins. For how long?
除非他们抓到那个攻击我的人 Until they catch the guy who attacked me,
否则我不会住在这儿 I just don't feel safe here.
明白了 I get that. Hmm.
我一直想问你一件事 I've been wanting to ask you something.
听说你因为嗑药过量住院了 I-I heard you were in the hospital because of an overdose.
你不碰那玩意的啊 You didn't do that
那你是因为 because of...
那个时候我的压力很大 I was dealing with a lot of stuff...
父母的问题 我又得再次搬家 Problems with my parents, having to move again.
那时我真的感到很孤独 I got really lonely.
没错 还有你的原因 And yeah, I guess you were part of it.
不过我现在好多了 I'm better now.
那就好 Good.
真正的勇者敢于直面惨淡的人生 Life has its low points, and we just have to deal with them.
说到这儿 Speaking of which,
这个你打算怎么解决 how do we get out of this?
你们来的真是时候 Well, your timing is impeccable,
因为我们凑巧刚开始招生 because it just so happens that we have an opening right now.
是的 我们听说后非常激动 Yes, we heard, and we're so excited.
众人皆知这是镇上最好的私人学校 Everyone knows that this is the best private school in town.
这儿上面写了你们对胡安妮塔进行了家庭教育 It says here that you have been homeschooling Juanita.
那进行的怎么样呢 How's that been going?
那是一段非常美好的时光 It's been so rewarding spending time with my little angel.
课程结束了 我的心都碎了 It breaks my heart to see it end.
好了 这是她的午餐 都打包好了 Anyway, here's her lunch. It's all packed.
我们会在4点来接她 And we'll pick her up at 4:00.
那个 等 等一下 Uh, w-wait... wait just a second.
在候选名单上还有一些别的家庭 There are a few other families on the waiting list before you.
有吗 Oh, there are?
是的 不过苏珊·德尔菲诺大力推荐你们 Yes, but Susan Delfino gave you such a glowing recommendation.
而且说实话 And to be quite frank,
我们也希望这所学校多元化一点 we could use a little more diversity in this school.
我们已经很长时间 It's been quite a long time
没有招收墨西哥裔的小女孩了 since we've had a little girl of Mexican descent.
我们对我们的民族感到十分自豪 Ah, well, we are very proud of our heritage...
而且胡安妮塔也是非常优秀 Mm. But Juanita can stand on her own merits.
她很聪明 我知道我偏心 She's very bright. And I know I'm biased,
不过我真的觉得她聪慧过人 but I do think she's a budding young genius.
我是墨西哥人吗 I'm Mexican?
亲爱的 你说什么 Honey, what did you just say?
他说我是墨西哥人哎 He called me Mexican.
你就是墨西哥人啊 亲爱的 你忘了吗 You are Mexican, honey. You know that.
我咋不知道 我还以为我们是美国人呢 Since when? I thought we were American.
是的 不过我们的祖先是墨西哥人 Yes, but our ancestors came from méxico.
真的吗 那我们就跟那些在马路边 Really? So we're like those people
摆摊卖橘子的一样的咯 who sell oranges on the side of the road?
您日理万机 我们该走了 You're busy. We should go.
谢谢您抽空面试 Thank you so very much for your time.
那个 再次重申 我们真的很希望进入这所学校 And, uh, again, we really want to join you here
让这所学校更加多元化 所以有进展请通知我们 and help you with that diversity thing, so just let us know.
你说就行了 我都不知道那是啥意思 - Just say it. - I don't even know what that means.
快说啊 Just say it!
再见 先生 Adiós, señor.
可以了 This is fine.
谢谢你愿意见我 Thank you. Thank you for agreeing to see me.
我打过几次电话 可你都没接 I called a few times, but you, uh, didn't pick up.
我不知道 I had no idea.
手机放裤子口袋里的 我调成震动了 My phone was in my pants pocket, and I had it on vibrate.
而且正如你所见 And as you may have noticed, I...
康复运动还顺利吗 So how's rehab?
很痛苦 Painful.
医生说了 只要你努力 Well, the doctor says with a lot of hard work,
将来能够再次行走 you maybe be able to walk again someday.
是啊 他们相当的乐观 Yes, they're very upbeat and optimistic.
我真想用这个轮椅从他们身上碾过 I want to run them over with this chair.
那么 So...
你来这里干嘛 Why are you here?
那个 虽然我们最近发生了许多不愉快 Well, I know we've been through a lot lately,
不过我想你最好还是跟我一起回家 but I decided it would be best for you to come home
那样我就可以照顾你了 so I can take care of you.
我宁愿要一只猴子来照顾我 Yes, I'd rather be cared for by a flatulent helper monkey.
奥森 我知道你很生气 可我仍是你的妻子 显然 你我对"妻子"的定义 Orson, I know you're angry, but I'm still your wife. Well, apparently we have
大相径庭 very different definitions of the word "wife."
我正办理离婚手续 我不明白 I am proceeding with the divorce. I don't understand.
三周前你还求我再给你一次机会 Three weeks ago you were begging me for another chance.
这到底怎么回事 What happened?
是因为卡尔·梅尔 Karl Mayer happened.
如果你红杏出墙的对象是其他 I could forgive you
哪怕是有一点正直的人 我都能原谅你 if you betrayed me with anyone remotely admirable,
你却选择了 but you chose
我见过最不堪的男人 the most contemptible man I have ever known.
布里 我不需要你 No, Bree, I do not need you.
我在家里帮你造了一个斜坡 I'm having a ramp built at the house,
而且我把楼下的书房改成了卧室 and I've turned the downstairs study into your bedroom.
你得回家 You're coming home where you belong,
那才是你真正该去的地方 and that's all there is to it.
你原谅我 我也会原谅你 You can start forgiving me, and I'll start forgiving you.
我建议你先原谅我 I suggest you start first.
真搞不懂 你怎么不知道你是墨西哥人 I don't understand. How could you not know you're Mexican?
我们平时吃的都是墨西哥食物哎 We eat Mexican food all the time.
我们也吃中餐啊 那是不是意味着我们是中国人呢 We eat Chinese food, too. Does that mean I'm Chinese?
不是 那只能说明你妈不爱做饭 No, that just means your mother hates to cook.
看来我们得把每件事都给你讲清楚 Well, apparently, we have to spell everything out for you.
-你知道你是女的吧 -加布 You do know you're a girl, right? Gaby.
干嘛 你家族里一半的女性都有胡须 What? Half the women in your family have mustaches.
这可会让她非常困惑的 It could be very confusing.
胡安妮塔 进去和你姐姐玩去 Juanita, go inside and play with your sister.
而且别忘了告诉她 她也是墨西哥人 And while you're at it, tell her she's Mexican, too!
难以置信 I can't believe it.
进学校的机会唾手可得 We had that school right in our hands.
我们居然让煮熟的鸭子飞了 How could we let it get away?
我们更应该考虑的是 怎样才能让我们的女儿知道她是白人 你们好啊 索利斯夫妇 The bigger question is how did we let our daughter grow up thinking she's white? Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Solis.
帕克 你好啊 Hey, Parker.
不好意思 我来晚了 Hey. Sorry I'm late.
我得去取些木材帮奥森做斜坡 I had to pick up some lumber to build that ramp for Orson.
你人真好 Oh, what a good person you are.
麻烦你明天把钱给报童 Hey, I need to pay the paperboy tomorrow.
你有现金吗 我身上有20美元 Do you have any cash? I think I have a $20 on me.
你能不能 Wouldn't you rather...
把钱放在这儿呢 Stick it in here?
我们就不能同往常一样直接放邮箱吗 Couldn't we just leave it in the mailbox, like we usually do?
我只是想你在双D俱乐部就这么做吧 Oh, I just thought that's the way you do it down at double d's.
双D俱乐部吗 是的 卡尔是股东之一 Double d's? Yeah, turns out Karl was a part owner
而且他给我留了一点股份 and left me his share.
顺便说声 By the way,
真命天女要我向你问候 "destiny" says hello.
这个啊 我明白你想说什么了 Okay. I see where you're going with this.
你真的明白吗 麦克·德尔非诺 Do you, Mike Delfino?
知道么 她就是这么叫你的 That's what she calls you, you know.
因为我就叫这个名字啊 Because that's my name.
跳钢管的人不应该知道你的名字 No one hanging from a pole should know your name.
苏珊 俱乐部是我的客户之一 Susan, that place is one of my accounts.
我给他们修水管 I'm their plumber.
只是修水管 And that's it?
你去那里就只是修水管 没干别的吗 You go there just to do the plumbing and nothing else? Well...
骗子 真名天女说前几天晚上你就在那喝酒 Liar! Destiny said you had a beer there the other night.
好吧 Okay.
我干完活儿偶尔会喝几口啤酒 Sometimes when I finish the job, I'll have a beer.
从来不看那些姑娘吗 And you never look at the girls?
只是很单纯的观赏而已 It's... it's... it's completely innocent.
我不吃这套 I-I-I don't buy that.
我倒要看看天女在你面前晃大波的时候 I want to see the "completely innocent" look you have
你所谓的单纯表情是什么样 when destiny shakes her tassels in your face.
好吧 我去过脱衣舞俱乐部 Okay, so I've gone to a strip club.
你是想嘲笑我呢 还是要小题大做 Are we gonna laugh about this, or you gonna make it a thing?
我更倾向于"大做" 好吧 如果让你如此困扰 Well, I am leaning towards "thing." Fine. If it bothers you that much,
以后我一干完活儿就回家 next time I finish a job there, I'll come right home.
你不用担心这个 Oh, you don't have to worry,
因为你以后 不会在那里干活了 我不允许 because you will not be working there anymore. I forbid it.
你不允许 You forbid it?
这是结的什么婚啊 What kind of marriage is this?
就是这种婚 丈夫想去看脱衣舞 The kind where the husband wants to look at strippers
妻子不允许 and the wife forbids it.
苏珊 我爱你 Susan, I love you.
我从未对你不忠 以后也不会 I have never cheated on you and I never will.
但你不能告诉我 什么能做什么不能做 But you're not gonna tell me what I can or can't do.
也就是说 Let me get this straight...
你禁止他去脱衣舞俱乐部 You forbid Mike from going to a strip club?
我知道这有点专制 I know it was a little heavy-handed,
但我接受不了那种地方 这有什么 but I just can't stand those places. Oh, what's the big whoop?
卡洛斯一直都带客户去脱衣舞俱乐部的 Carlos takes clients to the strip club all the time.
我去过一个 动物屁屁展 I've been to one... The ass menagerie.
那是在我哥哥的单身汉派对上 It was my brother's bachelor party.
一个叫美洲黑熊的舞女给我来了一段膝上艳舞 This stripper named cinnamon gave me a lap dance.
所幸的是 要是我把眼睛眯的足够小 Luckily, if I squinted just enough,
她看起来就像是年轻时候的里奇·施罗德 she looked like a young Ricky schroder.
看吧 这他们去那种地方的原因 See, this is the reason men go to those places...
在那里天马行空 我们都这样 你和卡洛斯在一起的时候会幻想其他人吗 So they can fantasize. We all do it. You fantasize about other men when you're with Carlos?
亲爱的 在我脑子里卡洛斯可是千面人 Honey, Carlos has been so many different men,
要是睁眼发现是卡洛斯我才会吃惊呢 I'm actually surprised when I open my eyes and it's Carlos.
想知道我幻想谁吗 Want to know who I fantasize about?
不 不必了 有人要添酒吗 No, not necessarily. Anyone want more wine?
汤姆·斯加沃 Tom Scavo.
赶紧添酒 Wine now.
国庆烧烤会上 4th of July barbecue.
穿那条棕黄的短裤 Those tan shorts.
噢 我现在身临其境啊 Oh, I am there right now. Ooh!
好吧 我们言归正传好吗 Okay, could we please get back to the issue at hand?
不管怎样 Look, bottom line is
你不能禁止男人去脱衣舞俱乐部 you cannot forbid a man to go to strip clubs.
也别指望他会明白你为什么如此介意 And don't expect him to understand why it bothers you.
男人就是这样的 对吧 That's just the way they are. Right?
抱歉 我在幻想那个里奇·施罗德 Sorry. I was just imagining Ricky schroder...
穿着汤姆·斯加沃的短裤 Wearing Tom Scavo's shorts.
你真要把这些CD都送人吗 Are you sure you want to just give away your cds?
你拿的越多 我要打包的就越少 The more you take, the less I have to pack.
-你还想拿点别的吗 -随便拿吗 In fact, is there anything else you want? Anything?
好吧 丹尼·伯伦怎么样 Okay. How about... Danny Bolen?
他又不是我的 Uh, he's not really mine to give.
别这样 他可迷你了 Come on. He's totally into you,
我是想不通为什么 which is a complete mystery to me.
我看我还是把CD留着好了 You know what? I think I'm just gonna keep my cds.
好吧 我不是那个意思 Okay, I-I didn't mean it like that.
只是你好像对他并没兴趣 It's just you don't seem interested,
我却已经把媚眼都抛尽了 你为什么对丹尼这么执着 and I have sent every signal I can think of. Why are you so hung up on Danny?
他多性感啊 Hello. He's hot.
这么说吧 Okay, here's the thing...
丹尼现在的情况很脆弱 Danny's in kind of a fragile place right now.
不能再有人伤他的心了 He really doesn't need to get his heart broken.
我不会伤害他 只会让他神魂颠倒而已 I'm not gonna snag him just to toss him aside.
我不会利用别人的 朱莉 I don't use people, Julie.
好吧 我曾经利用过 Okay, I used some people.
但我不会利用他的 But I wouldn't use him.
真的 Are you sure?
是啊 我和他有很多共同点 Yeah. I think we have a lot in common,
要是能和他多相处一会 他就会发现的 and if he'd just spend a little time with me, he'd realize that.
你喜欢独角喜剧吗 You like stand-up comedy?
喜欢 Yeah.
真不幸 我们得去看艾迪的表演了 Too bad. We're gonna go see Eddie.
嘿 亲爱的 Hey, honey. Hey.
抱歉回来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
工作怎么样 How was work?
疯狂得很 Crazy.
我今天有3个电话会议 I had three conference calls
还和加里·丹纳进行了两小时客户会面 and a 2-hour client meeting with Gary danner.
你今天过的怎么样 Oh. Mm. How was your day?
比你还疯狂 Even crazier.
我在房子里的每个卫生间里都尿了两次 I peed twice in every bathroom in the house.
那是什么 What's that?
别人送的给双胞胎穿的套装 Oh, little matching outfits for the twins that people gave us.
我想捐给慈善机构 I thought I'd give them to charity.
我今天碰到皮特森一家了 I ran into the Petersons today.
他们才听说 想问问你现在怎么样 They just heard, wanted to see how you were.
加里·丹纳 Mm. So Gary danner...
他是个爱找茬的混蛋 He's a prickly s.O.B.
那还用说 Tell me about it.
看看我给他做的计划书 Check out this proposal I worked up for him.
这个哼是什么意思 Hmm. What do you mean, "hmm"?
幸好你先给我看了 我了解丹纳 I'm glad you showed this to me. I know danner.
-相信我 这样做下去没好结果 -为什么 And trust me, you do not want to go down this road. Why not?
别担心 我可以改好 笔呢 等一下 亲爱的 其实 Don't worry. I can fix it. Where's a pen? Wait, honey, a-actually...
我已经给丹纳看过了 他很欣赏 I showed it to danner today. He loved it.
加里·丹纳喜欢这个 Gary danner liked this?
不 是很欣赏 No, he loved it,
但还没有卡洛斯那么欣赏 他跟我说那是 but not as much as Carlos. He told me it was
他见过最好的计划书 无与伦比 the best written proposal he has ever seen, bar none.
晚饭吃什么 What's for dinner?
肉糜糕 Meat loaf. Mmm.
怎么了 What's wrong?
没啥 只是 那确实是很高的夸奖 Nothing. It's j... well, that's quite a compliment.
-是啊 -一点没提我的工作是如何得优秀吗 Yeah. Not to mention a bit of a slam on the work that I did.
亲爱的 他只是鼓励一下我 Honey, he's just encouraging me.
-我觉得他根本没想拿你对比 -好吧 I don't think he was thinking about you at all. Oh. Okay.
对了 这个肉糜糕 By the way, this meat loaf...
是我吃过最美味的 The best I have ever tasted.
-无与伦比 -什么 Bar none? Hmm?
吃你的 Just eat.
这个看起来很棒啊 Wow. It's coming along beautifully.
谢谢 那奥森什么时候回家 Thanks. So, uh, when's Orson coming home?
还不太确定 Oh, uh, it's still a bit up in the air.
不过我想现在是时候给他打电话了 But I guess now would be a good time to call him
告诉他我们基本上准备好了 and let him know we're almost ready.
请转到奥森·霍吉的病房 Uh, yes. Orson Hodge's room, please.
你能不能先停一下 Would you stop hammering for a moment?
他出院了 He checked out?
不可能吧 他能去哪 - But that's impossible. - Where would he have gone?
-麦克 等一下 -不是我 Mike, please. It's not me.
那算了 我想我找到他了 Never mind. I think I found him.
找麻烦的来了 Oh, boy. The fat's in the fire now.
你们在干嘛 What is going on here?
你正在离婚的丈夫找到了新地方 The husband you're divorcing has found new digs.
在你要动手之前 Before you jump down my throat...
罗伊和我靠点养老金生活 Roy and I are on fixed incomes.
你不能因为我们出租房间责怪我们 You can't blame us for taking in a boarder,
尤其还是个不能自己上二楼的人 二楼是我们的裸露地带 especially one who can't get to the second story. That's our naked floor.
你在这干嘛 What are you doing here?
感受新家 Enjoying my new home.
这还挺古雅的 It's rather quaint,
如果你习惯了义齿牙膏和苏格兰酒的味道 once you get used to the smell of denture cream and scotch.
你们继续 Oh, don't mind me.
我来只是确保你不会打这个坐轮椅的人 Just making sure you don't slap a guy in a wheelchair.
那你准备怎么付你的房租 So how are you planning to pay your rent?
现在我没什么现金 Well, I'm a bit cash-strapped at the moment,
但凯伦知道我不会赖帐 but Karen knows I'm good for it.
对 他拿到离婚分到的钱的时候 Yeah, once he gets his divorce settlement,
他就会给我开个大支票了 he's writing me a big, fat check.
那需要多久 一个月 两个月 So how long are we talking? A month, two?
我们不会离婚 除非他提出的话 There will be no divorce, and if he tries to file for one,
那样就会有延迟 处理 还有上诉 there will be delays, motions and appeals.
他要等几年才能见到个子儿 It could take years for him to ever see a dime.
你老婆还爱你 回家吧 Your wife loves you. Go home.
布里 停下 听到没有 Bree, stop right now. Do you hear me?
那我把这个坡道拆了 So am I taking down the ramp?
留着 Leave it.
马上就会需要了 You'll need it soon enough.
快到家了 亲爱的 Almost home, dear.
麦克 快报警 我老婆把我当人质劫持了 Mike, call the police. My wife is holding me hostage!
我们同命相连啊 兄弟 We've all been there, big guy.
勒奈特 Lynette.
我和妇产科医生约好了 就在附近 I had an appointment with my o.B. Around the corner,
所以我想着顺便过来问个好 and I just thought I'd stop by and say hi. Oh.
同时我也要向你道谢 I also wanted to thank you
你对我们家汤姆这个小临时工太好了 for being so nice to Tom, our little temp.
-他的表现如何 -他太棒了 How's he doing? He's amazing.
没关系的 卡洛斯 你可以对我讲真话 It's okay, Carlos. You can tell me the truth.
他真的不错 每个人都对他印象深刻 He's knocking my socks off. Everybody is so impressed.
那么 好 Well, good.
好 好 太好了 Good, good, good.
我真为他骄傲 I'm so proud of him.
但是一旦我生完孩子 汤姆就得走人了吧 But when I drop this kid, Tom's out on his ass, right?
什么 Excuse me?
我爱他 我也很高兴他表现得很好 I love him and I'm glad he's doing well here,
但这是我的工作 but this is my job.
这么说吧 我是会回来继续工作的 At some point, I'm gonna want it back.
别忘了我可是奋不顾身 And I say that as the woman who dove in front
在飞旋螺旋桨下救下了你的宝贝女儿 of a spinning propeller to save your child's life.
这当然是你的工作 Of course this is your job.
只要你需要 任何时候你都可以回来 And you can have it back any time you want.
放心了 我就是想要听到这些话 Well, that's all I needed to hear.
只是我有印象听说 It's just that I was under the impression
你打算在家照顾小孩 you were planning to stay at home with your baby.
你为什么会有这个印象呢 And why would you be under that impression?
汤姆说的 That's what Tom said.
他究竟是怎样说的 What exactly did Tom say?
勒奈特 我可不想掺和进你们的家务事 Lynette, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
卡洛斯 我救了你们家的一个 Carlos, I saved a member of your family.
不代表我不会"弄掉"另一个平衡一下 It doesn't mean I can't take another one out.
还 还 还有你可以训练狗 And... and... And you can train a dog
做几乎任何的事情 但你不能 to do almost anything, but you can't do, um,
训练猫做什么 you can't do with cats and... Cats.
你曾经尝试和猫玩丢球捡球游戏吗 And did you ever try to get a cat to fetch?
猫就是 没反应 They're like, you know, they won't do it.
蠢猫 是吧 大家也这么觉得吧 Stupid cats. Am I right, people?
就到这里 嘿 你们这些观众太棒了 Well... well, hey, you guys have been great.
晚安 Good night.
为艾迪·欧洛夫斯基鼓掌 Give it up for Eddie orlofsky!
鼓鼓掌啊 大家 Come on, folks! Yeah! Whoo!
你们觉得我表现如何 So, what do you think?
我从来没有意识到 I never realized there were
猫狗之间原来有这么多的不同 so many differences between dogs and cats.
那是因为我搞笑有一手 宝贝儿 That's why I'm the comic, babe.
我去拿免费饮料 I'm off to get my free drink.
波特 Porter,
我把外套放在车里了 陪我出去拿好吗 I left my jacket in the car. Walk me out?
要穿外套吗 这里这么热 Jacket? It's hot as hell in here.
我觉的好冷啊 Ooh. Now I feel a chill. Mm-hmm.
我去趟洗手间 Um... I gotta use the bathroom.
你怎么了 Okay, what is your problem?
说什么 Excuse me?
我们单独相处时 你总是找理由回避 Whenever we're alone together, you find some reason to bail.
为什么你不关注我 Why aren't you into me?
安娜 我没有那么多精力关注你 Ana, there's not a lot of room to be into you,
全是因为你太过于关注你自己了 because of how much you're into you.
你是说我很自以为是吗 You did not just call me conceited.
别激动 是你自己说的啊 Chill. It's not like I asked you to spell it.
我不傻 并且我不是 I'm not stupid, and I am definitely
卖弄风骚的妓女 not the attention whore at this table.
我听说你服药的事了 I heard about your little stunt with the pills.
这样说很讨人嫌 Okay, that was mean.
抱歉 我不该说这个 I'm sorry that I said that.
不用道歉 Don't be sorry.
你说的对 You're right.
我更喜欢直率的安娜 I like the blunt Ana
而不是可爱的那个 more than the cute Ana.
所以 So...
你觉得我很可爱 You think I'm cute?
你回来的真是时候 You're home. Perfect timing.
麦克德莫特 是什么情况 Margaritas. What's the occasion?
我们来点酒 墨西哥式的 We're getting drunk, Mexican style.
哈柏森刚打来电话 Principal Hobson just called,
胡安妮塔被欧克瑞奇学校录取了 and Juanita got accepted to oakridge.
真的吗 Seriously?
我终于从家庭授课中解脱出来了 I am free from homeschooling.
不再有争吵 恐吓 No more fighting, no more threats
不用再和你商讨如何教育孩子 and no more parent-teacher conferences with you. Mmm.
来吧 一口喝光 Ahh. Come on. Start guzzlin'.
我认为她不应该去 Uh, I don't think she should go.
-什么 -我想了一天 Huh? I've been thinking about it all day.
我们应该把她送到公立学校去 Let's keep her in public school.
不行 她被除名了 我打了几个电话 We can't. She was expelled. I made some calls.
杰弗森初级学校可以接收她 这会让她不高兴的 Jefferson elementary can take her. That's way out in mt. Pleasant.
许多拉丁家庭住在那附近住 Yeah, and there's a lot of latino families that live in that area.
那又怎样 So what?
我们附近就有一个非常好的学校 We have a much better school right here in our backyard.
我可不想搬到别处去 I'm not schlepping way over there
让她和那些人呆在一起 just so she can be with those people.
那些人 你的意思是不像我们这样的吗 "Those" people? Don't you mean our people?
我们这样的人要进富有的私立学校 Our people are the rich private school people.
天哪 我知道你到底想干什么了 Oh, my god. I know exactly what is going on here.
-是什么 -你对成为墨西哥人感到丢脸 What? You are ashamed of being Mexican.
-你真是太蠢了 -不 我明白了 Oh, that's insane. No, it totally makes sense.
我们的朋友都是白人 All of our friends are white.
你不想让我教孩子们西班牙语 因为我听不懂 You didn't want me to teach the girls Spanish. Because I don't understand it,
我可不想让你们在我背后有什么小动作 当我们买这幢房子的时候 and I didn't want you guys plotting behind my back. A nd when we bought this house,
我说我们应该是邻居中的唯一的墨西哥人 and I said we would be the only Mexicans in the neighborhood,
你还记的自己怎么回答的吗 很好 do you remember what you said? "Fine by me."
你说的对 这都是我的错 You're right. It's my fault.
我早就应该告诉房地产经纪人 I should have told the realtor,
忘记地方宽敞有中央空调的环境 "forget square footage and central air.
去隔壁墨西哥流浪乐队的酒吧找我们吧 Find us something next door to a mariachi bar."
不管你愿不愿意承认 你就是个自我憎恶的墨西哥人 Deny it all you want. You are a self-hating Mexican.
是 你就是个自我掩饰的墨西哥人 Oh, yeah, well, you're a self-wiping Mexican.
这是什么意思 What does that mean?
你好 Hey, you.
交通堵塞了 Traffic was insane.
晚餐还有剩吗 Is there any dinner left?
我从午餐起就没吃过东西 I haven't eaten since lunch.
怎么了你? Everything okay?
我今天和卡洛斯谈过了 I talked to Carlos today.
谈什么 About what?
他认为当我有个孩子 He was under the impression that when I have this baby,
我就要和她一直呆在家里 I'll be staying home with her.
他怎么会有这种这么疯狂的想法 Where would he get a crazy idea like that?
我告诉他的 I told him.
你甚至都不否认一下 Wow! You're not even denying it?
我觉得这样对你最好 I thought it might be in your best interest.
真的吗 Seriously?
你知道那个工作对我来说有多重要 You know how much that job means to me.
你知道我有多讨厌做一个不出门的妈妈 You know how much I hate being a stay-at-home mom.
你怎么会觉得我会同意这样做 How could you think I'd be okay with this?
因为我们失去过一个孩子 Because we lost a baby.
亲爱的 我想你会愿意 和这个孩子一起呆在家里 Honey, I thought you might want to stay home with this one,
正因为发生的这些 让她更加珍贵 because she's all the more precious, given what happened.
所以这就是我现在应有的感觉 Oh. So that's how I'm supposed to feel.
我不知道你现在 是什么感觉 勒奈特 I don't know how you feel, Lynette,
因为你从来不谈这事 because you never talk about it.
已经一个月了 每次我试着跟你谈论这个问题 It's been a month. Every time I try to bring it up,
你只是换话题 因为我正在解决 you just... you change the subject. Because I'm dealing with it.
难道我们不能一起解决吗 你这么想谈论这个话题吗 Well, shouldn't we be dealing with it together? You want to talk about this?
是的 我们失去了一个孩子 我们从来没有见过他 Yes! Fine! We lost a kid. We'll never meet him.
我们要用剩下的生命 去看护现在肚子里的孩子 We'll spend the rest of our lives looking at one,
然后总是在想为什么不是两个 always wondering why there aren't two.
把这些大声地说出来就有用了吗 How can saying this out loud be helpful?
你是对的 这没用 You're right. It's not.
你赢了 You win.
生下孩子后 After you have the baby,
就回去工作吧 go back to your job.
谢谢 Thank you.
你要我给你做点吃的吗 You want me to fix you something?
我一点也不饿了 I'm not... I'm not hungry anymore.
记住 伙计们 Now remember, fellas,
女士们可不是白干活的 these ladies don't work for free.
你好 罗尼 Hey, Rooney.
麦克 好久不见 Oh, hey, Mike. Long time no see.
我接到电话说马桶堵了 Yeah, I got the call about your John being backed up.
没有啊 卫生间管道都挺好的 What? No, our bathrooms are working just fine.
奇怪 有个女士打电话说情况紧急 That's weird. Some woman called and said it was an emergency.
抱歉 老兄 要你白跑一趟了 I'm sorry, man. I-I don't know what to tell you.
大家注意 现在有请 All right, it's time to introduce
我们双D绅士俱乐部新女郎 our newest double d doll...
巧手小姐 Miss fix-it!
搞什么 What the hell?
苏珊 Susan!
麦克 你在这做什么 Mike! What are you doing here?
你究竟在做什么 What the hell are you doing?
我是合伙人之一 Oh, well, since I'm one of the owners,
所以我想应该多了解自己的生意 I figured I should really learn the business,
把里里外外都搞清楚 from my bottom up.
请让一下 Hey, you mind?
我要在这放点小费 I'm trying to make a deposit here.
你现在给我下来 好吗 Hey! Will you come down from there right now?
为什么 他们只是看看 这又没有错 Why? They're just looking. It's completely innocent.
对吧 Right?
老兄 坐下 Hey, pal. Sit down.
我不是来这看你的后脑勺的 I didn't come here to see the back of your head.
这一点也不好玩 This is not funny.
我不能说话 Oh, I can't talk.
我有一大堆野汉要招待呢 I've got a room full of neanderthals to entertain.
你要干什么 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
给他们想要的刺激 Just giving people what they want.
你敢 苏珊 我说真的 Don't you dare. Susan, I'm serious.
你现在马上给我下来 I want you off of that stage right now.
等等 你要禁止我做什么事吗 Wait. Are you forbidding me from doing something?
我们的婚姻里可没禁止这些 I thought we didn't have that kind of marriage.
有趣 别逼我 我会亲自把你拉下来 Very cute. If I have to, I will carry you out of here myself.
你的到底怎么了 麦克 Oh, what exactly is the problem, Mike? Oh!
好吧 我知道了 Okay. I get it.
我不会再来这里了 I will never come back here.
继续啊 Aw! Come on!
我们回家 巧手小姐 Let's go home, Mrs. Fix-it.
等等 忘拿我的小费了 Wait. Wait. Forgot my tips!
你在看什么 What are you looking at?
没什么 只是些老照片 Nothing. Just some old photos.
不知道你还有这些照片 I didn't know you had these.
我们买不起相框 We couldn't afford frames,
爸爸就用胶带把它们贴在墙上 so my dad would put these on the wall with tape.
这是你吗 Is that you?
是 那时我5岁 Yeah. I was about 5.
你很可爱 You're cute. Hmm.
但这个工具房有些破旧了 But that toolshed's seen better days.
这是我们的家 That was our house.
好笑的是 Wow. It's funny.
虽然我在照片里笑得如此灿烂 I'm smiling in all of these photos, but...
但我讨厌那个地方 I hated that town.
每个人都很穷 都是墨西哥人 Everybody was so poor. Everybody was Mexican.
那时我觉得他们没什么区别 Back then I thought they were the same thing.
虽然我才5岁 我知道我要离开那里 And even though I was only 5, I knew I wanted out.
你可以说我自我厌恶 卡洛斯 And you can call it self-loathing, Carlos,
但我只是 but I just...
不想要孩子知道我的生活曾是那个样子 Don't want my kids to ever know I lived like that.
这是你父亲吗 That's your dad.
是的 Yeah.
他很强壮 He was so strong.
他从工厂下班回家 I would run to meet him
我都跑出去迎接他 when he'd come home from working in the factories,
他把我放到他肩膀上 and he'd lift me up on his shoulders.
我喜欢坐在他肩上 I loved that.
我想他也喜欢 I bet he did, too.
我常问他 爸爸 你为什么那么辛苦 I used to ask him, "papá, why do you work so much?"
他回答说 And he would say,
为了我们以后可以住漂亮的房子 "so one day we can live in a beautiful house."
但这个愿望没有实现 But we never did.
不过现在你住在漂亮房子里了 But you do now.
你父亲有许多梦想 加布 Your father had dreams, Gaby,
但它们都寄托在你的身上 but they were for you,
他做出很大牺牲让你实现愿望 and he sacrificed a lot to get you here.
不论以后我们的孩子有多大成就 Whatever our children achieve in life,
都是因为我们的梦想 it's because of dreams that started
被那个自信自强的墨西哥人的肩膀支撑着 on the shoulders of a proud, strong, Mexican man.
所以我想让孩子们了解他们的出生 That is why I want our kids to know where they came from.
我也这样想 I want that, too.
那么 So, um...
你的理疗师觉得你恢复的怎么样 How do your physical therapists think you're doing?
觉得你有进展吗 Do they think you're making progress?
奥森 已经三天了 Orson, it's been three days.
你总得跟我说话吧 You're gonna have to talk to me sometime.
我知道你为什么这样做 布里 I know why you're doing this, Bree.
思盖斯牧师来看我了 Reverend Sykes stopped by to check on my progress.
他对说服你做这项慈善工作 He was very proud of himself
感到非常自豪 for convincing you to take me on as charity work.
照顾你不是慈善工作 It's not charity work.
外遇不仅使我背叛了你 When I had that affair, I didn't just betray you.
还使我背叛了我的信仰 I betrayed my faith as well.
所以求你让我来帮你 否则我 So please, you have to let me help you or I am g...
否则你就上不了天堂吗 Or you won't get into heaven?
你居然这么在意此事 Didn't realize how much this means to you.
我想我能想办法调节情绪 I guess I can find a way to be happy.
太感谢了 奥森 Thank you so much, Orson.
我会好好照顾你的 I am gonna take such good care of you.
还有 我的汤凉了 By the way, my soup is cold.
我的是热的 Oh. Well, mine is hot.
你喝我的吧 You can have this.
既然你站起来了 能给我倒杯酒吗 Oh, while you're up, could you get me a glass of wine?
当然可以 Yes, of course.
饭后甜点 我想吃 And perhaps for dessert,
你拿手的焦糖布丁 some of your delicious crème brûlée.
奥森 那得要一小时来准备 我 Orson, that takes over an hour to prepare. I...
我本可以自己做 但 Well, I would do it myself, but...
香草豆没有了 Oh, and we're out of vanilla beans.
你得去商店买 You might have to run to the store.
脱衣舞的本质很简单 The act itself is quite simple...
只是脱去外面的东西 You strip away the outer layer
展示里面的内容 and reveal what's underneath.
当然 Of course,
有时结果令人非常意外 sometimes the results can be quite surprising.
如果揭去幸福家庭的表象 If you strip away the veneer of happy domesticity,
也许你会发现忧愁 you may find grief.
如果揭去浮华财富的虚饰 If you strip away that facade of wealth,
也许你会发现自我厌恶之情 you may find self-loathing.
如果揭去孤苦无助的外表 If you strip away the veil of helplessness,
也许你会发现冷酷无情的内心 you may find cruelty.
诚然 脱衣舞可能是项冒险的娱乐 Yes, stripping can be a dangerous pastime.
但某些幸运的人 But for a lucky few,
却可以从中得到 it can also be...
许多快乐 A lot of fun.