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奥森勒索我 让我留在他身边 Orson's blackmailing me to stay with him.
-为了逃离她的婚姻 -您是拉莫·本杰明吗 To escape her marriage... Lamar Benjamin?
我丈夫奥森从州监狱回家 You know my husband Orson from the state penitentiary.
布里安排好了她的勒索计划 Bree arranged her own blackmail...
-我不想再争了 -当一段友情 I don't want to fight anymore. While a friendship...
撞上了岩石 Oh. Hit the rocks.
勒奈特 你打算起诉我们 Lynette, you wanted to sue us!
-这证明你不是我们的朋友 -天哪 That proves that you are not my friend. Oh, my god!
好吧 冷静一下 好不好 我不是傻瓜 All right, calm down. All right? I'm not an idiot.
我用的预付电话 -他们找不到我们的 -我杀过一个人 I used a prepaid, and there's no way they're ever gonna find us. I killed a man.
绝望的行径 丹尼 不 不 A desperate act... Danny? No, no, no, no, no, no!
揭开了一个秘密 Led to a revelation.
你想要点果汁吗 丹尼 我叫泰勒 Would you like some juice, Danny? My name's Tyler.
整个时间我都和你在一起 我所想的都是苏珊 The whole time I was with you, all I thought about was Susan.
一个秘密 如果你说的是真的 请杀了我吧 And a revelation... If you mean it, then please kill me.
我是不会在乎的 I don't care enough about you to kill you.
-导致了绝望的行径 -我需要救护车 Led to a desperate act. I need an ambulance right away.
我流了很多血 I'm losing a lot of blood.
黛芬妮·比克斯是个不快乐的女人 Daphne bicks was an unhappy woman.
没有人比她丈夫更清楚这点 And no one knew this better than her husband.
这也是为什么他要雇她和自己一起工作 That's why he hired her to work with him.
他以为这样可以让她高兴起来 He thought it might cheer her up.
但是 不幸的是 But sadly,
不久杰夫·比克斯就发现了 Jeff bicks soon discovered
仅仅想靠一份工作... that it would take a lot more than a job...
咖啡冷了 This coffee's cold.
就让他妻子停止抱怨 是不可能的 To keep his wife from complaining.
从早上他们起床的时候起她就开始抱怨 She complained from the moment they got up in the morning...
拜你呼噜所赐 昨晚我又失眠了 Well, another sleepless night thanks to your snoring.
直到一天结束之时 Till they were on their way home
他们在回家的路上 at the end of the day.
你是在看自己是不是能撞上所有的红灯吗 You want to see if you can hit all the red lights?
事情变得越来越糟 Things had gotten so bad,
杰夫·比克斯开始想知道 上帝什么时候才会结束他的痛苦 Jeff bicks began to wonder when god would end his suffering.
对于杰夫来说 幸运的是 Luckily for Jeff,
上帝有一个计划 god had a plan.
太让人难以置信了 你这么小气 You're unbelievable! You're so cheap.
看在上帝份上 这可是圣诞节 It's friggin' Christmas, for god sake.
我不会给你买新车的 I'm not buying you a new car.
崔西娅·列德的老公给她买了辆新车 Tricia Reed's husband got her a new car.
而那时根本就不是什么节日 他给她买车是因为她战胜了癌症 It isn't even a holiday. He bought it for her because she beat cancer.
要是你也能战胜癌症 我也会给你买 You beat cancer, I'll buy you a car.
如果你不战 我给你买两辆 Don't beat it, I'll buy you two.
-我们为什么还在一起 -激情的性爱 - Why are we even together? - The hot sex.
你小气 粗鲁 You're cheap, rude.
没有抱负 You lack ambition.
我早就该把你蹬了 I should just dump your sorry ass.
礼物 想要礼物是吗 You want a gift? You want a gift?
离婚这个礼物怎么样 How about a divorce?
-哈 别想试探我 -我是认真的 Ha. Don't tempt me. I'm serious.
我已经认识了个离婚律师 I already got the name of a divorce attorney.
你想离婚 You want a divorce?
那就离吧 You got it!
太棒了 弗吉尼亚州真的有圣诞老人 Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa claus,
他让我的小球球又自由了 and he's giving me my balls back!
纠正一下 是其中一个 所有东西一人一半 Correction... one of them. I get half of everything.
但不包括生意 那是我开办的 用的是我父亲的钱 But not the business. I started that. With my father's money.
我分到一半后 我就卖掉它 So I get half, and I'm selling it.
等等 我们以后再谈这事 Wait a minute. Let's talk about this.
现在怕了吗 Oh-ho! So now you're scared?
你就这么恨我吗 You'd be that vindictive?
破坏我喜爱的东西来泄恨 Destroy the one thing I love out of spite?
拜托 你不认识我吗 我恨死你了 Hello?! Have we met? Of course I would.
我不会这样就罢休的 And I am not stopping there.
银行帐户 退休金 我要毁了你 Bank accounts, pension funds... Ooh, I'm gonna ruin you.
怎么回事 Oh, what's the matter?
我喘不上气 I can't breathe.
得了吧 大骗子 Nice try, big faker.
我的胸很痛 你来控制一下 Oh! My chest hurts like hell. Take the controls.
什么 What?
你必须让飞机着陆 Ah! You gotta land the plane.
啊 什么 不 你个烂货 Uhh! Oh. What?! No! You piece of crap!
你不能这样对我 You can't do this to me!
比克斯夫妇 不幸的婚姻 And that is how the unhappy marriage of Jeff and Daphne bicks ended...
葬身在了死胡同上空 In a plane losing altitude
那架失控下降的飞机上 right above a cul-de-sac...
嘿 只有我这样觉得吗 Hey, is it just me,
还是那架飞机真的飞得很低 or is that plane flying really low?
而那条街就叫紫藤街 By the name of Wisteria Lane.
爸爸 我觉得它要坠毁了 Dad, I think it's gonna crash.
每年紫藤街的居民 The best Christmas ever...
都梦想今年将是最美好的一次圣诞 That's what the residents of Wisteria Lane were dreaming of
积极筹备一年一度的大节日 as they prepared for their annual yuletide festival.
他们挂起了横幅 So they hung up a banner...
放好拐杖糖 Brought out their candy canes...
搭起了圣诞老人的工作坊 And put up Santa's workshop,
像孩子们一样期待节日的到来 as eager as children for the holiday to begin.
当然 Of course,
一些人比孩子还要稚气 some were more childish than others.
看这儿乱七八糟的 就想圣诞老人的结肠一样 Look at this mess. It's like Santa's colon.
非常有趣 你听见了吗 That's funny. Did you hear that?
十分有趣 和奥森去年说同样的话同样有趣 Hilarious. Almost as funny as when Orson said it last year.
来点圣诞音乐怎么样 Okay. How about some Christmas music?
帕克 音响调好了吗 Parker, you got that sound system fixed?
差不多了 Almost.
我们真的要让这个小孩来做电工活吗 Do we really want the kid working with electricity?
连报纸他都丢不到我家门廊上 He can't even get the newspaper on my porch.
都搅成一团了 You're clumping.
你们两个是怎么了 我懒得说 Hey, what is going on with you two? I don't want to get into it.
不管出了什么问题 你们要解决它 Well, whatever it is, you need to work it out.
周六圣诞晚会我们还要合唱 We are caroling at the festival on Saturday,
我可不想你们俩到时候出乱子 and we can't have two of our jingle belles fighting.
如果你们需要替补 You know, if you need a replacement,
-别人可说我有着忧郁的女低音 -没门 I've been told that I have a dusky alto. No way!
只要女性 Girls only.
我们是叮当美女 可不是叮当男人 We're the jingle belles, not the jingle balls.
你不是该去偷最后一罐肉末罐头了吗(典故:圣诞怪杰) Shouldn't you be out stealing the last can of who hash?
你想看怪杰们在你屁股后面打转吗 You want to see me go all grinch on your ass?
布里 说实话 To be honest, Bree, I don't think I'm gonna be able
我无法和勒奈特一起合唱 在她 我怎么了 你是在谴责我吗 to sing with Lynette after she was... after she what? Are you about to trash me?
你的罪行已经滔天了 I have way too much class to trash you,
不管有多少 那都是你自作自受 no matter how much you deserve it.
祝我圣诞快乐 她做什么了 Merry Christmas to me. What did she do?
她在起诉卡洛斯 She's suing Carlos.
-你在起诉他 -因为他解雇了我 You're suing him? Because he fired me.
-他解雇了她 - 因为她谎称自己没怀孕 He fired her? Because she lied about being pregnant.
-你怀孕了 - 还是双胞胎 You're pregnant?! With twins.
- 你早就知道了 - 我要她保密的 You knew? I told her to keep it quiet.
-恭喜你 -你在偏袒她 Congratulations. Sure, take her side.
-她没有 - 别吵了 She's not! Stop fighting.
最近我们经历了太多事了 I mean, with all we've been through lately...
朱莉被袭击了 丹尼·伯伦服药自杀 Julie being attacked, Danny Bolen's overdose...
我们这里真的需要点圣诞喜庆气氛 We really need some Christmas spirit around here.
苏珊说得对 Susan's right.
是时候让我们站在一起 This is the time we should come together
庆祝久违的平静 and celebrate peace on earth
祈祷万事都能顺利 and good will towards men and...
噢 见鬼 这次又是谁死了 Oh, crap. Who's dead now?
出什么事了 Hey, what's going on?
凯瑟琳发生了什么事 Something's happened to Katherine.
我的天 5分钟以前我还在里面 Oh, my god. I was just there five minutes ago.
她当时还好吗 Was she okay?
她当时很不稳定 Well, she was really upset.
希望她没做什么傻事 I hope she didn't do something to herself.
你可能不会相信 Hey, you're not gonna believe this,
我刚听到警察说 but I just heard the cops say
有人刚才刺中了凯瑟琳的肚子 什么 谁干的 that someone stabbed Katherine right in the gut. What? Who would do that?
你不是在耍我吧 You've got to be kidding me.
感觉如何 Hey there. How you feeling?
有点饿 A little hungry.
那是因为医生帮你洗胃了 That's 'cause they pumped your stomach.
泰勒 如果你想的话 But if you want, Tyler,
我可以给你带点汤来喝 I can have them bring you some soup.
你怎么那样称呼我 Why did you just call me that?
-昨晚你告诉我的 - 不 我没说过 You told me to, last night. No, I didn't.
你说了 说了两遍 Yes, you did. Twice.
你当时情况有点不稳定 You were still a little groggy,
但你绝对说了你的名字是泰勒 but you definitely said your name was Tyler.
可能我当时在做梦 Um, maybe I was dreaming.
我的名字是丹尼 My name's Danny.
好吧 Okay.
能让我妈妈来看我吗 Um, can I see my mom?
求你了 Please.
很抱歉 你还处在隔离观察时段 I'm sorry. Not while you're under observation.
我会让人给你带汤来的 丹尼 I'll have someone bring you that soup... Danny.
我没上保险 我们给了你支票 I don't get this. We gave you a check
-用来支付救护车和其他费用 -我知道 to cover the ambulance and everything else so far. I know.
但我们依然需要你的医保信息 伯伦先生 But we still need your insurance information, Mr. Bolen.
这是医院的规定 就像我们现在不能探望我们的孩子 It's hospital policy. Like us not being able to see our kid?
就是说你们有两项愚蠢的规定 So you have two stupid policies.
我们必须做一些测试 There could be some unforeseen expenses,
有可能会产生额外的费用 tests we may have to run.
如果你们没有医保 这里有些政府援助计划 If you don't have insurance, there are government programs.
只要你们给我信息 Mm. If you could just give me your information...
不 我们不需要政府救济 No! We don't need a handout.
谢谢 我们有现金 We have cash. Thank you, though. Gayle.
盖尔 我能和伯伦一家说几句吗 Can I speak with the Bolens?
我知道是怎么回事 I know what's going on.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我知道出了什么事 I knew something was up
自从你们搬到这里来 the moment you moved onto the Lane.
我是说 你们从来不谈过去的事 I mean... you never talk about your past.
我们有隐私权 难道这也犯法 Well, we're private people. Is there a law against that?
没有保险 任何事都用现金支付 Having no insurance, wanting to pay cash for everything,
还有个不记得他是叫丹尼还是泰勒的儿子 having a son who can't remember if his name is Danny or Tyler...
你想到哪里去了呢 莫娜 Where you going with all this, Mona?
你们是被保护的证人吧 不是吗 You're in the witness protection program, aren't you?
哈 你真聪明 Huh. You are one sharp cookie.
你怎么知道的 How'd you figure it out?
说实话 Honestly?
我注意到你们是意大利人 我刚逃离了那里 Once I noticed you were Italian, I just kinda went from there.
无意冒犯 No offense.
没关系 None taken.
没想到我猜对了 I can't believe I'm right.
那么你们到底是目击了什么事 凶杀 So... what went down? You witness a hit?
还是告密了五大黑帮家族之一 Did you rat on one of the five families?
我们 We, um...
莫娜 我们要对此保密 We can't talk about it, Mona.
你也要对此保密 And neither can you, to anybody.
那当然 Of course not.
要是你走漏半点风声 Because if you do say anything...
我们会给你好看的 We're gonna have to have you whacked.
麦克和凯瑟琳怎么样了 Mm. Any more news about Mike and Katherine?
不清楚 不过我相信他是清白的 No. But I'm sure he'll be exonerated.
麦克是绝不会干出那种事的 Mike could never do something that awful.
这就是我的布里 看人总是看其长处 That's my Bree... always seeing the good in people.
是的 Yes.
请原谅我用如此糟糕的方式来开始你的一天 Well, um... Forgive me for starting your day on a sour note,
我申请离婚了 but I filed for divorce.
这是离婚协议书 Here are the papers.
如果你不同意 And if you try to stop me,
我会把这些传给你的假释官 your parole officer will see these.
与重罪犯厮混是违反假释规定的 Consorting with a known felon is a parole violation.
如果你告我欺诈 If you send me to jail for fraud,
你也逃脱不了干系 you're going with me.
奥森 一切都结束了 It's over, Orson.
对你来说这可是个大工程啊 This must have been quite a project for you...
寻找拉莫 安装摄像头 Finding Lamar, setting up the camera.
十分抱歉给你带来如此多麻烦 Sorry to put you through so much needless trouble.
我不认为这没必要 I would hardly say needless.
要是没有这些 你仍握有我的把柄 Without these, you'd still have a gun to my head.
你认为我会送你去监狱吗 Do you really think I would send you to jail?
你可一直拿它来威胁我 It's what you've been threatening.
布里 一直以来我都是吓唬你的 I was bluffing, Bree, right from the start.
无论如何 我都不会如此的伤害你 I could never hurt you that badly, no matter what.
你不需要这么做 Y-You didn't need these.
你可以要我摊牌 然后随时离开 You could've called my bluff and walked away anytime.
我一直以为你相信我 I suppose the fact that you did believe me,
伤害你是仅仅出于愤怒 that you actually thought I'd destroy you just out of spite,
仅此而已 一切都结束了 that alone should've told me it was over.
早餐后我就收拾行李 I will pack after breakfast.
我不得不说 For what it's worth,
我很抱歉我们之间如此结束 I'm sorry it had to end this way.
我也是 Me, too.
你做的很美味 These scones you made are delicious.
我会想念它们的 I'll miss them.
凯瑟琳的病房在这 Here's Katherine's room.
如果你听见里面有人呼叫求救 Now you might hear some screams for help in there.
请听而不闻 Ignore them.
这就是你对 Is that what you meant by,
'冷静而理智的行为'的定义吗 那只是当时要你开车门的桥段 "I'll behave calmly and rationally"? That was just to get you to unlock the car door.
苏珊 你进去表现得像她的闺蜜一样 Susan, you gotta go in there and be Katherine Mayfair's best friend,
因为她能把麦克送进监狱 我明白 我明白 because she could put Mike away for a very long time. I know. I know.
把这个带上 也许有点帮助 Might help if you give her these.
好主意 Good idea.
她把我惹恼了 我就拿花瓶砸她的头 She pisses me off, I can crack the vase over her head.
迪伦 警方已经控制局势了 No, Dylan. The police have everything under control.
你没必要飞过来 There's no reason for you to fly out here.
亲爱的 有人来探访我 Uh, honey, i-I've got a visitor.
我挂电话了 I gotta go.
好的 再见 Okay, talk to you later.
苏珊 进来啊 Susan, come in.
凯瑟琳 Hi, Katherine.
哦 礼物真贴心 Oh. Oh... What a sweet gift.
没想到你会来看我 I didn't even think I'd see you here.
我很担心你 凯瑟琳 Well, I was... concerned about you, Katherine.
大家都挺担心你 A lot of people are.
其实他们该担心的应该是你 Actually, the one they should be concerned about is you.
为什么 Why is that?
因为你嫁给了一个 Because the man you just married
危险分子 turned out to be a maniac.
额 Yeah, um...
关于那个 About that... uh...
你知我知 We both know...
这不是麦克干的 That Mike didn't do this.
是吗 Really?
我缝了7针 I've got seven stitches
除此以外 刀上还有麦克的指纹 and a knife with Mike's fingerprints that say otherwise.
没...道理啊 It doesn't make... Any sense.
麦克为什么要捅你呢 Why would Mike want to stab you?
如果你想知道的话 Well, if you must know...
因为我跟他说我另有所爱了 I told him I was in love with someone else,
他大发雷霆 and he flew into a rage.
拜托你别撒谎了 Will you stop lying?
你再不说实话 If you don't tell the truth soon,
你将使得一个无辜的人面临牢狱之灾 you are sending an innocent man to jail.
你会夺走一个孩子的父亲 You are taking a father away from his son.
这是麦克的错 我没错 It's Mike's fault, not mine.
凯瑟琳 求你了 Katherine, please!
尽管我对他十分恼火 Even though I am so angry with him,
可一想到这里 when you think about it,
真的让人很开心 it's really kind of flattering...
做出如此举动以阻止我与他人在一起 To go this far to keep me from being with someone else.
怎样了 So how did it go?
我不太清楚 I don't know anymore.
不知她是疯了还是谎话连篇 I can't tell if she's crazy or just devious.
我想两者兼有 I think she's a little of both.
请告诉我如何认定她是疯了呢 Okay. So tell me how I get the crazy part committed.
只有家庭成员 Only a family member
把患者送进精神疗养院 can commit somebody to an institution.
是吗 Really?
不好意思 Excuse me.
607室的凯瑟琳是我的朋友 I was just with my friend Katherine in 607,
她刚才和她女儿通完电话 and she was talking to her daughter,
还有些事她希望我通知她的女儿 and she wanted me to follow up about something.
你有电话号码吗 Do you have that number?
是不是迪伦·梅菲尔 Dylan Mayfair?
是的 请你帮我拨一下号码 Yes. Would you mind dialing that number?
好的 Certainly.
好了 There you go.
你好 Hello.
我是美景镇综合医院的布鲁斯特医生 This is Dr. Brewster calling from Fairview general.
听说你刚和你母亲通过电话 I understand that you were just speaking with your mother.
是的 Right.
我认为 鉴于她的情况 Well, I do feel, given her condition,
如果可以 你最好能过来一下 it is important for you to come here if you can.
很好 Lovely.
再见 See you soon.
这才是谎话连篇 Now that's devious.
买纸巾能便宜50美分 50 cents off paper towels...
这个优惠券真实惠 That's a great coupon.
-真好玩 -是啊 那当然 This is fun. Yeah, it sure is.
我自己种的恶果 也很有趣哦 And me doing my own roots is gonna be fun,
没有有线电视 也挺开心 and getting rid of cable is gonna be fun.
我们乐趣无穷啊 We're gonna be having so much fun around here.
-妈妈 -干嘛 Mommy? Hmm?
我们贫穷了吗 Are we poor?
只是经济上的 Oh. Only financially.
别忘了剪那张券 Hey. Hey, don't forget that one.
罐装馄饨吗 我真喜欢便宜食品 Ravioli in a can? I like poor food!
他们怎么说 What'd they say?
我已经上了六周课 I've attended classes for six weeks.
他们是不会退还学费的 They won't refund any of my tuition.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
这是不是意味着我们完蛋了 Is there a sign over us that says "crap here"?
一切都会好的 It'll be okay.
我在找工作了 而且 I'm looking for a job, and in the meantime,
我们的钱足够我们过四个月 we got enough money to live on for the next... mm, four months?
可孩子出生前我们就分文不剩了 So we'll run out right before the babies are born.
是的 不过记住 Yes, but remember,
孩子们是不会想念他们从未拥有过的东西 kids don't miss what they never had.
就像食物 衣服 一个冷静的妈妈吗 Ah, like food, clothing, sober mother?
真的很抱歉 I am so sorry.
为什么啊 For what?
我对这个家庭所造成的伤害 For what I have done to this family.
你不得不中途辍学 You have to drop out of school.
佩妮在剪优惠券 Penny is clipping coupons.
我把一切都搞砸了 I have really, really screwed this up.
如果官司赢了 我们就能得到赔偿金 Well, we'll get some money if we win the lawsuit.
这样就会好过了吗 Yeah. Won't that be great?
我们倾其所有去告最好的朋友 加布曾试图阻止这一切而道歉 Living off the money we made suing our best friends.
至少加比试图道歉并阻止了这一切 At least Gaby tried to apologize and stop this.
呃 可能轮到你了 Well... Maybe it's your turn.
去你的 Damn it!
无论发生什么 我都能解释 Whatever it is, I can explain.
这是董事会主席打来的 That was the chairman of my board.
勒奈特把我们搞垮了 This Lynette thing is turning into a fiasco.
律师不是说你是按照法律规定 I thought that lawyer said you did everything by the book,
掩盖一切了吗 that we were covered.
律师说什么不重要 It doesn't matter what the lawyer said.
底线是这损害了全球风险投资的形象 Bottom line is, it looks bad for global venture...
大企业和一个孕妇对峙公堂 Big corporation going after a pregnant woman.
那会怎么样呢 So what's gonna happen?
如果这场官司定案审判 If this suit goes to trial...
我就没戏了 I'm done.
就算没有 我也失业了 And even if it doesn't, I might still lose my job.
我对这家公司呕心沥血 I've put everything into this company.
卡洛斯 Carlos.
我知道你不愿跟我说话 Hi. I know I'm probably the last person you want to talk to.
明白就好 You got that right.
卡尔 都做好了 It's, uh, done, Karl.
奥森签了离婚协议书 Orson signed the papers.
是的 我知道 Yes, uh, I know.
我从未如此开心 I've never been happier.
我也十分想见你 I absolutely want to see you, too.
那汽车旅馆里见 Uh, meet me at the motel,
我们一定要好好庆祝一番 and we'll find a way to celebrate.
到时见 亲爱的 Till then, my darling.
感情方面 你可真没浪费掉一点时间啊 When you move on, you don't waste any time.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
本打算今天早上告诉你 I wanted to tell you this morning,
可我不想一天之内给你太多伤害 but I... felt I'd hurt you enough for one day.
这样啊 Yes.
分期伤害确实要好受得多 Much better to parcel out the pain.
我认识他吗 Is it someone I know?
当我没有问 No, no, never mind.
我现在也无法接受 I can't handle that right now.
告诉我吧 Just, uh, tell me this...
你有没有告诉你的朋友们你在和别人约会 Have you told your friends you're seeing anyone?
当然没有 Of course not.
那就好 Good.
请等我走了再说 Please don't until I'm gone.
我会在明天的聚上和大家道别 I'm saying good-bye to everyone at the party tomorrow.
我不想它变成可怜的奥森的同情惜别会 I don't want it to turn into a pity fest for poor Orson.
在我们离婚之前 我不会公开 I won't go public with my new relationship
我新的恋情的 until we're divorced.
我会说 是在你我分居之后 And I'll say we started seeing each other...
我们才开始约会的 After you and I separate.
真是个体面的说法 What a tasteful solution.
你真该写本书 叫 You must write an etiquette book for adulterers.
你很生气 我不怪你 I don't blame you for being angry.
我向你保证 And I give you my word,
我绝不会让你因为我的出轨而尴尬难堪 I will not let my affair be an embarrassment to you.
那么 当飞机飞过圣诞聚会的时候 So when the plane flies over the Christmas party,
我要它拉着一个绝对够大的横幅 I want it pulling a big-ass banner that reads,
上面写着 嫁给我好吗 布里 "will you marry me, Bree?
爱你的 卡尔 Love, Karl."
这实在太浪漫了 Oh, isn't that romantic?
好极了 可价钱是600块 Glorious. That'll be 600 bucks.
无所谓 谁会用金钱来衡量真爱呢 I don't care. You can't put a price on love.
他就会 我们的周年纪念日 He can. Our anniversary?
20块钱的塔尔萨餐厅礼券 $20 gift certificate to a rib joint.
可那天晚上你就不用下厨了 Well, you didn't have to cook that night.
这是福利 对我们两个都是 So the gift was for both of us.
祝你好运 梅尔先生 Good luck, Mr. Mayer.
我十分希望这位布里小姐会答应你 I hope this Bree says yes...
就像我十分希望自己当初拒绝了你一样 Almost as much as I wish I had said no.
顺便提一下 我是个离婚案的律师 For what it's worth, I'm a divorce lawyer.
拜托 老天啊 Oh, for god sake!
杰夫 看看这堆烂摊子 Jeff, look at the mess in here!
你有名片吗 Do you have a card?
迪伦 Dylan.
迪伦 Dylan!
我们已经没话好说了 I have nothing to say to you.
我知道你妈妈都跟你说了什么 I know what your mother must have told you.
她跟每个人都这么说 可那不是真的 It's what she told everyone. But it's not true.
你真以为我会相信你 而不信她吗 Do you really think I'm gonna take your word over hers?
拜托 我真的很担心你妈妈 Please. I am so worried about your mom.
-我并不是只关心麦克 -别废话了 I am not just thinking about Mike. The hell you're not.
忘了他吧 他和我妈结婚了 Get over him. He's married to my mother.
-什么 -知道吗 What? You know,
你在他们婚礼上大闹了一通就已经够遭了 it's bad enough that you make a scene at their wedding
你还日以继夜地纠缠他们 and you hound them night and day.
而且你居然因为得不到他而刺伤了我妈妈 And you stab her because you can't have him?
她是这么跟你说的吗 Is that what she told you?
我不知道为什么你居然还没被关起来 I don't know why you're not locked up right now.
你个疯子 You're crazy.
迪伦 Dylan!
我们需要谈谈 We need to talk.
老天 Oh, my god.
我不明白 I don't understand.
几个月以来 妈妈一直在给我讲 For months, my mom has been telling me
她和麦克的点点滴滴 about her life with Mike...
那些他送过她的礼物 还有他们计划好的旅行 The gifts that he's given her and trips that they've planned.
你妈妈需要帮助 Your mom needs help.
麦克也是 And so does Mike.
你想要我做什么 What do you want me to do?
嘿 好消息 Hey, good news.
成医生说 Dr. Cheng says
我可以提前送你父母一个圣诞礼物了 I can give your parents an early Christmas present.
你可以出院了 You're released.
收好东西 我把你送回家 Grab your stuff. I'm taking you home.
谢谢你送我 Hey, thanks for the ride.
乐意效劳 Happy to help.
我真想象不出 这样的生活对你们来说该有多辛苦 I can't imagine how tough it is for you guys to live this way.
哪样的生活 What way?
终年四处奔波 Running all these years,
一直要小心翼翼的 always looking over your shoulder.
放轻松 丹尼 你父母已经告诉我你们的处境了 Relax, Danny. Your parents told me about your situation.
好吧 应该说 是我自己发现的 Well, actually, I figured it out.
你妈妈只是提供了些细节 Your mom just filled in the details.
她为什么要这么做 Why would she do that?
老实说 我认为她觉得 Well, frankly, I think she was glad
能找到个可以吐露心声的人 是件好事 to finally find someone she could be honest with.
你也一样 And that goes for you, too.
如果你需要找谁谈谈 你可以信任我 If you ever need to talk, you can trust me.
希望如此 I hope so.
因为如果你泄露半句 'Cause if you say anything,
我妈妈就要去坐牢了 they're gonna throw my mom in jail.
不是的 没那么严重 No, no. It doesn't work that way.
你是开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
自从911之后 Ever since 9/11,
联邦探员们不放过任何一个恐怖分子 the feds are hard-core on any terrorist stuff,
就算是陈年老案也一样 even the old cases.
如果他们找到她 她必死无疑 If they find her, she's dead.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
丹尼 Danny!
-我以为明天才会去接你呢 -老妈 我搞砸了 I thought we were picking you up tomorrow. Ma, I screwed up.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我把所有事都告诉莫娜了 I told Mona everything.
你好啊 莫娜 Hey, Mona.
谢谢你开车送丹尼回来 Thanks for giving Danny a ride.
我很抱歉 And, oh, I am so sorry
他把你也扯进我们的家庭闹剧了 he dragged you into our family drama.
我是说 你比谁都清楚 I mean, you know better than anyone
他现在心情很不好 what a bad head space he's in right now.
他很气我和他爸爸 他只是想伤害我们 He's so angry at me and his dad, he just wants to hurt us,
这就是为什么他告诉你那些疯狂的故事 which would explain the wild story he just told you.
那么 So...
没事了吧 We good?
我讨厌我的工作 I hate my job.
我所做的只是照顾情绪紊乱的病人 All I do is deal with disturbed people,
帮他们擦口水 wipe their drool,
把他们绑牢 strap them down.
我恨这些 I hate it.
那么 Well...
-或许你该换个工作 -我之前也想过 Maybe you should get a different job. I wanted to,
可他们说我至少应该有 but they say you should have
一年的生活费用 a year's worth of living expenses.
我不知道去哪弄到那些钱 And I didn't know where I'd get the money.
67000块 $67,000.
我需要这么多来付贷款 养车 That's what I've needed to cover my mortgage, my car,
还有一年之内所有的开销 everything for a year.
莫娜 Mona...
67000块 67 grand.
如果你能帮我 If you could do that for me,
那我们都自由了 then we'd all be free.
妈妈 Hey, mom.
哦 迪伦 Oh! Dylan!
你怎么来了 我说过不要你来的 What are you doing here? I-I asked you not to come.
我别无选择 I had to.
你可受伤了 You were hurt.
你回过家了吗 Have you been to the house?
真抱歉 麦克没能给你接风 Oh, I'm so sorry Mike wasn't there to welcome you.
他出差了 He's away on business.
不是的 他进监狱了 No, he's in jail.
你告诉警察是他刺伤了你 You told the police he stabbed you.
我 我从没那么说过 I... never said that.
我告诉过你 是苏珊袭击的我 I told you... Susan attacked me.
那警察为什么要拘捕麦克 Then why did the police arrest Mike?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许他替她承担罪名了 Maybe he confessed to protect her.
妈妈 苏珊才是他的妻子 Mom, Susan's his wife.
这太荒谬了 That's ridiculous.
谁告诉你的 苏珊吗 What... who told you that? Susan?
不 是麦克 No. Mike.
他们允许我探访他 They let me speak with him.
妈妈 麦克现在在监狱里 Mom, Mike is in jail,
如果他是无辜的 那这就大错特错了 and that's not right if he didn't do anything.
是你刺伤你自己的吗 Did you stab yourself?
妈妈 是不是 Mom, did you?
我告诉过你不要来 I asked you not to come.
妈妈 Oh, mom.
你不懂的 You don't understand.
这是苏珊对他设下的陷阱 Susan trapped him,
用谎言蒙蔽他 filled his head with lies.
只有这样才能救出他 This is gonna save him.
他知道我的初衷是什么 这是他梦寐以求的 He knows why I did it. He wants this.
她来这干什么 What is she doing here?
我是来帮你的 凯瑟琳 I wanna help you, Katherine.
我得去找麦克 I have to get to Mike.
他在等我呢 He's expecting me.
我可以救他 等着看吧 我得走了 I can fix it. You'll see! I have to go! Mrs. Mayfair, stop!
-妈妈 别这样 -凯瑟琳女士 - Mom, please. - Mrs. Mayfair!
这儿需要帮忙 Oh! We need a little help here.
妈妈 别这样 Mom, please!
所有事都会好起来的 Everything's gonna be wonderful! Mom!
不 我要去救麦克 - No, I have to get to Mike! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
不要 别碰我 过来帮忙 梅菲尔女士 No! No! Get your hands off of me! Need some help here. Mrs. Mayfair, please!
-梅菲尔女 -不 Mrs. May... no! No! No!
梅菲尔女士 我们想帮你 Please, Mrs. Mayfair, we're trying to help you.
没事了 没事了 Okay, it... it... it's okay.
亲爱的 会好起来的 Honey, everything's gonna be okay.
我告诉过你不要来 I asked you not to come.
等等 我要和你一起去 我就不能有一刻耳根是清静的吗 Hey, wait up. I wanna go with you. Can't I have one moment of peace?
治疗医师说我们需要有福同享有难同当 Our therapist said we need to do more stuff together.
我知道 这就是为什么我 -不和你去看医师的原因 -拜托 I know. That's why I don't go to the therapist with you. Oh, come on.
和深爱的女人共度时光能要了你的命吗 Would it kill you to spend some time with the woman you love?
我不知道 不过我带上她的话你会不高兴吗 只要她不在飞机里放屁 I don't know. Would you be upset if I brought her? As long as she doesn't deflate in the plane.
加布 拜托和我说话吧 我感觉很糟 Gaby, please talk to me. I feel just awful.
知道为什么吗 因为你确实很糟 You know why? Because you are awful.
-你是个烂人 -好吧 你完全有理由生我的气 You're an awful person. Okay, you have every right to be mad at me.
谢谢了 勒奈特 而你呢 完全有理由去死了 Thanks, Lynette, and you have every right to go to hell.
别再跟我说话 Stop talking to me!
谢谢你们来参加例假庆典 Thank you, all, for coming out to our annual holiday festival.
而且 作为我们持续了12年的传统 And, as it's been our tradition these last 12 years,
让我们欢迎铃儿响叮当归来 please welcome back the jingle belles.
好了 小姐们 要活力四射啊 All right, ladies. Sparkle!
难以置信 她们居然不让你上场 I can't believe they wouldn't let you sing with them.
是她们的合唱团 她们随心所欲做什么都行 It's their group. They can do whatever they want.
一群贱人 Whores.
平安夜 ♪ silent night ♪
圣善夜 ♪ holy night... ♪
能让一下吗 你的大头挡住我了 Do you mind? You're blocking me with your big fat head.
我以为你不会和我说话了 I thought we weren't talking.
照着圣母也照着圣婴 ♪ 'Round yon virgin mo... ♪
我一直想道歉 You know, I was trying to apologize.
太晚了 卡洛斯可能会失去工作 Well, it's too late. Carlos is probably gonna lose his job
就因为你一纸诉状 over this stuff you're putting him through.
哦 天 我当然知道这种感觉 Well, gee, I wonder what that feels like. Shh!
静享天赐安眠 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace... ♪
因为你丈夫解雇了我 By the way, because your husband canned me,
汤姆只能离开学校 Tom had to quit school.
那个45岁的新生得退学了 Aw, the 45-year-old freshman has to drop out?
也许他可以当个送报童 Maybe he'll get a paper route.
-让开 -不 Move! No.
好吧 你想当坏人了 Fine. You want to be a jerk?
-加布 把帽子给我 -不 Gaby, give me my hat back. No! No!
加布 还我帽子 Gaby, give me my hat back!
给我 还给我 Give that back to me! Give me my hat back!
加布 还给我 冷静 冷静点 Gaby, give it back! All is calm! All is calm!
别看我 她先动的手 她就是个贱人 Don't look at me. She's the one who started it! She's being a bitch.
我不记得歌词里有贱人这个词 有啊 其实一直有 I don't remember the word "bitch" being in the song. Oh, no, it's always been there.
你们 You are... aah!
我们现在中途休息一下 We are going to take a little... uh, break mid-song,
马上回来 and we will be right back.
大家先去喝点饮料吧 Have a little punch.
我发现你们之间有很大的问题 I realize you two are having a problem... a giant problem.
现在已经延伸到半个美景镇了 And now half of Fairview does, too.
要么你们退出 要么解决问题 So, "a," you're fired, and "b," work it out.
加布 我对发生的一切很抱歉 Gaby, I'm sorry about everything,
但你不知道 失去工作对我的家庭意味着什么 but you have no idea what losing my job has done to my family.
又打悲情牌 Oh, boo-hoo, you.
你怎么不站在我的角度 为我想一想呢 Why don't you slip your cankles into my shoes and walk a mile?
你就是不为别人着想 You just don't care about anyone but yourself.
不 我为我的朋友着想 No, I do. I care about my friends.
很遗憾你不再是我的朋友了 Sorry you are no longer a part of that group.
我参加 I'm in.
这是圣诞奇迹 It's a Christmas miracle!
我们不能就这样让某个主妇 We can't just let some stupid housewife
敲诈67000块 shake us down for 67 grand.
尼克 你想我怎么做 Nick, what do you want from me?
我们得花钱消灾 We gotta try to make this go away.
我们有备用金10000块 We got the emergency 10 grand,
但还差得很多 but that is a long way from $67,000.
也许它可以帮忙解决问题 Oh... Maybe this'll get us closer.
你们这些 Oh, you little...
小心点 你们这些小淘气 Now do be careful, you little munchkins.
抱歉 Excuse me.
卡尔 你在这干什么 我路过 Karl? What are you doing here? I just thought I'd come by
想提前给你一份圣诞礼物 别这样 不能让别人看见 and give you an early Christmas present. Stop it! We can't be seen together.
有什么大不了的 What's the big deal?
苏珊知道了 天机已经泄漏 奥森不知道 Susan knows. The cat's out of the bag. Orson doesn't know.
你还没告诉他吗 还没有 他不知道是你 You didn't tell him? About the affair, yes. But he has no idea it's you.
卡尔 求你走吧 Now, Karl, please go.
我跟他保证今天不会有闹剧 I promised him there'd be no scenes today.
卡尔 老天 Karl? Oh, lord.
奥森 我只是来看看节日的装饰 Hey, Orson. Just came by to check on the decorations.
干得好 霍奇夫人 Great job, Mrs. Hodge.
算了吧 卡尔 我不是傻子 Save it, Karl. I'm not an idiot.
奥森 求你了 Orson, please.
你显然听说布里和我要离婚 You obviously heard Bree and I are divorcing,
你嗅到了血腥味 and, vulture that you are,
就冲过来想赚布里一笔 对吧 you've swooped in to make a buck by representing Bree.
人总要吃饭啊 Hey, a man's gotta eat.
也许 但在圣诞聚会谈生意 Perhaps. But soliciting business at a Christmas party?
即使是你 也太低俗了 卡尔 That's tacky, even for you, Karl.
如果你请他做你的律师 If this is who you want representing you,
是你的选择 that's your choice.
但实话说 我以为你的品位高一些 But frankly, I thought you had higher standards.
记住别让他在我们婚礼上致祝酒词 不好笑 卡尔 Remind me not to let him make a toast at our wedding. It's not funny, Karl.
在他发现前快走吧 但是 Now just go before he figures it out. Yeah, about that...
我说的那个礼物 Uh, y-you know that Christmas present I mentioned?
你不许在大家面前 Don't you dare give me a present in front of all these people!
给我礼物 但不确定能否阻止 礼物是空运来的 I'm not sure I can stop it. It's being delivered... by air.
卡尔 你干了什么啊 我打个电话取消 Karl, what did you do? Just let me make one quick call.
呼救 呼救 Mayday! Mayday!
怎么把这东西打开 God, how do you turn this thing on?
救命啊 有人吗 Somebody help!
我不会开飞机 I don't know how to fly!
好 我松开了横幅 现在怎么办 Okay, I released the banner. Now what?
找个地方 Look for a place to land...
空地 大停车场 A field, a large parking lot.
我只看到居民区 All I see are neighborhoods.
不行 降落在路上太危险 Negative. Street landing is too dangerous.
只能这样了 你想要我怎么办 Well, that's all there is! What do you want from me?!
冷静 稳住飞机 Okay, calm down. Keep her steady.
杰夫 我是卡尔 你在吗 Jeff, it's Karl. Are you there?
在吗 Hello?
接电话啊 好吧 Come on, pick up. Okay.
如果你听到留言 If you get this message,
一定要听留言啊 计划终止 and please, please get this message... you need to abort.
不要 重复 不要带着横幅 飞过紫藤郡 Do not, repeat, do not fly over Wisteria park with that banner.
-什么横幅 -回我电话 What banner? Call me.
卡尔 什么横幅 Karl, what banner?
你不是总说 You know how you're always saying to me
我应该更浪漫一些吗 I should be more romantic? Well, I thought,
我本想雇架飞机飞过你住的地方 what if I hire a plane to fly over Bree's street
挂着表达我心意的横幅 carrying a banner with a heartfelt personal message?
卡尔 你把想法写在横幅上 Karl, when you put a message on a banner,
就不是私密的事了 你写了什么 it ceases to be personal. What does it say?
好像是 Uh, something like, uh...
布里 嫁给我 爱你的卡尔 "Bree, will you marry me? Love Karl."
-老天 -我想浪漫一点 Oh, dear god! I was trying to be romantic.
卡尔 一开始就说好要慎重 Karl, when we began this affair, we agreed to be discreet.
知道慎重的意思吗 绝不能有空中广告 Do you know what discreet means? No skywriting!
天 可怜的奥森 Oh, god! Poor Orson!
对他是多大的羞辱啊 Do you know how humiliated he'll be?
-我得向他坦白 -布里 等等 I have to warn him. Bree, wait.
我的错 I made this mess.
我来处理 I'll deal with it.
奥森应该知道真相 Orson deserves the truth,
应该是我告诉他 而不是横幅 and he should hear it from me, not a banner.
但我 But I...
有时间吗 我想谈谈 You got a minute? I need to talk to you.
怎么了 在这吗 能等等吗 What, here? Can't it wait?
呃 不能 Uh, not really. Uh...
如果是关于协议的 If this is about the settlement,
我告诉布里了 我要的不多 I told Bree there's very little I want.
不是这事 That's not the problem.
我想要的是 布里 It's what I want... Bree.
太晚了 她有男友了 You're too late. She has a boyfriend.
是你 You?
如果要我以这件事打赌 Hey, if I were a betting man,
也会输一大笔钱的 I'd have lost a bundle on this, too.
等等 S-So wait.
你一直和我妻子有一腿 Y-You're having sex with my wife?
重点是 The point is,
我们不想让你 we don't wanna make this any harder for you
太难过 than it has to be.
我只想告诉你 几分钟后 I-I just wanted to warn you that in a few minutes...
好吧 你是丈夫 Okay, you're the husband.
我应得的 I'll give you that one.
我顾及你的感受 所以 I'm trying to spare your feelings, which is why...
到此为止 That's it.
去你的感受 The hell with your feelings.
我今天要用空中横幅向布里求婚 I am proposing to Bree today with an airplane banner.
这将是你今天最精彩的经历 And trust me, that will be the highlight of your day!
请等一下 One moment, please.
普天同庆 ♪ joy to the world! ♪
耶稣我主降生 ♪ The lord is come ♪
救赎宏恩的黎明来到 ♪ let earth receive... ♪
你好 Hi.
你好 见过圣诞老人吗 Hi! Have you been to see Santa yet?
要我带你去吗 Unh-unh. You want me to take you?
好 Yeah? Okay.
西利娅 Celia!
我带你去 Come on. I will take you to see Santa.
天上光华 ♪ And heaven ♪
听见天军唱哈利路亚 ♪ and heaven and nature sing ♪
你好 Hey.
我们就在这里交易吗 就这样吗 Oh. We're gonna do this right here? Just like that?
信封这么小 This seems like a pretty small envelope
而秘密那么大 for such a big secret.
这是一万 It's 10 grand.
这是我的结婚戒指 我祖母的 And... and my wedding ring. It was my grandmother's.
这是我们的全部了 It's all we have right now.
但我已经向医院辞职了 But... I-I gave notice at the hospital.
回不去了 I-I can't go back there.
莫娜 现在我们能做的就这些了 Mona, that's the best we can do.
我在布里那里工作 I-I have a job at Bree's.
有了钱我就补给你 I-I-I could pay the rest as I make it.
好 直到你消失地无影无踪 Sure, until you disappear into thin air.
我个矮但我不傻 Just because I have lawn gnomes doesn't mean I'm stupid.
你不知内情 You... you don't know the whole story.
我知道你杀了某人 逍遥逃脱 I know you killed someone and walked away scot-free.
逍遥逃脱 Scot-free?
这像是逍遥逃脱的样子吗 Does this look scot-free?
我不认为丹尼告诉了你全部 Yeah, I don't think Danny told you the whole story,
但也许你应该知道 but maybe you should hear it.
今天我跑了4里 却在喝蛋酒 4 miles I ran today, and now I'm drinking eggnog.
我喜欢蛋黄酱朗姆 It's like mayonnaise with rum in it.
抱歉离开一下 Excuse me.
你们在做什么 住手 What are you doing?! Stop it!
太荒唐了 求你们了 This is ridiculous! Please!
老天 住手 Oh, for god sakes, stop it!
那是18年前 And that was 18 years ago,
从那以后我们一直担惊受怕 and we've been looking over our shoulders ever since.
听起来是个合理的故事 That sounds like a very reasonable story...
太合理了 我不理解 So reasonable that I don't understand
为何你不直接报警 why you couldn't just call the police right now
跟他们解释一下 and explain it to them.
有人死了 你知道我不能这样做 Someone's dead. You know I can't do that.
我只知道你明天 What I know is you've got till tomorrow
不把余下的钱凑齐 to come up with the rest of the money,
我就报警 圣诞快乐 or I go to the police. Capisce?
只有我这样觉得吗 Is it just me,
还是那飞机确实飞得很低 or is that plane flying really low?
莫娜 我们能谈谈吗 Mona, can we talk about this?
别这样 Don't do this.
人命关天 You are screwing with people's lives here.
这会搞砸的 This could blow up in your face.
明天凑齐67000否则报警 $67,000 by tomorrow or I call the police.
撞到了 House. House.
撞了 House!
我们还没完呢 Hey, we're not done here.
跑得了和尚跑不了庙 You can run, but you can't hide!
西利娅 Celia!
快跑 Run!
最美妙的圣诞节 The best Christmas ever...
每个人梦寐以求 That's what everyone had wanted.
但意外发生了 But something went wrong...
可怕的悲剧 Horribly wrong.
对于幸存的人 For those who survived,
这是他们想要忘记的一天 it would be a day they would try to forget.
对于不幸遇难的人 For those who didn't,
这就是他们 this Christmas would simply be...
最后一个圣诞节 Their last.