前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
我结婚了 这次我是认真的 I'm getting married, and I don't wanna screw it up,
因为错过太多了 到头来却还是孤身一人 enough of those screwups, and you just end up alone.
加布发现旧情燃烧 Gaby discovered that old flames...
一点也没错 Yeah, that can happen.
终有燃尽的一天 Can leave embers.
你知道他为什么偷窃吗 Do you at least know why he steals?
-我这么做是想要伤害你 -布里备受失败婚姻煎熬 - I steal to hurt you. - Bree's tortured marriage...
我不是你的妻子了 奥森 我是你的俘虏 I'm not your wife anymore, Orson. I'm your captive.
你从头到尾都没有愧疚过吗 Don't you feel any remorse at all over that?
愧疚是幸福的代价 Guilt is a small price to pay for happiness.
而陷入与卡尔的私情 Led her into an affair with karl.
我们的乖乖女这是怎么了 What happened to the good girl?
她说 愧疚是幸福的代价 She decided guilt's a small price to pay for happiness.
勒奈特揭开尘封的秘密 Lynette revealed a closely guarded secret.
我没向别人提起过 No one else can know about this.
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
真的 You are?
朱莉出事了 Something's happened to Julie.
当罪案发生 And when a crime was committed...
-鱼是怎么上钩的 -张嘴咬饵 - How does a fish get caught? - He opens his mouth.
疑犯则浮出水面 A suspect emerged.
在郊外 你不难遇见 There's a certain kind of woman
有这样的女人: You see in the suburbs.
穿着睡袍在门外等校车 She waits for the school bus in her bathrobe.
出门去邮局办事 而忘记取下鬈发夹 She stops by the post office with curlers in her hair.
穿着宽大的运动装去商场购物 She goes to the market in sweatpants and a t-shirt.
她们就是主妇 This woman is a housewife,
她们不会再花心思打扮自己 And she doesn't bother trying to be beautiful
因为 Because...
那只是浪费时间 It's a waste of time.
我是想打西利娅的 I was trying to hit Celia.
那你瞄准点啊 Well, get better aim!
安娜 帮我擦一下 Ana, help me clean this mess.
别调大音量 Don't up your volume on me.
胡安妮塔 把蔬菜吃完 Juanita, finish those vegetables.
别逼我来倒数三声 Don't make me count to three.
别那样看我 你这个矮... Oh, don't give me that look, you sawed off little--
加布 Gaby?
我的上帝 Oh, my god.
你好啊 约翰 John. Hi.
真是难得啊 Wow. What a surprise.
我在厨房后台忙晕了 I was so busy back in the kitchen
没看见你们在这里 I didn't even know you guys were here.
-你好吗 -我还不错 - How are you? - Well, I'm usually better
如果身上没有菠菜膏的话 When I don't have creamed spinach all over me.
你在这里工作 Uh, so... are you working here?
做侍者也没什么不好 Hey, nothing wrong with waitin' tables.
能给我们上点面包吗 Could you get us some more bread?
我请你们吃甜点吧 maybe I could bring you some dessert on the house.
我去问问老板就好 等等 我不就是吗 I'll just go ask the owner. Oh, wait. that's me.
真的吗 这是你开的餐厅 Honestly? You own this
我用离婚财产的钱开的 I bought it with the money I got in my divorce settlement.
是吗 你离婚了 Really? You're divorced?
是的 有快一年了吧 Yep. Almost a year now.
我的上帝 是你的女儿吗 Oh, my god. Are--are these your kids?
是的 西利娅 胡安妮塔 还有我们的侄女 安娜 Yeah. This is Celia and Juanita, and this is our niece Ana.
你好 Hello.
你好 Hi.
你们长得挺像的 I can see the family resemblance.
她是我的侄女 She's my niece.
那一定是那天大风 It must've been a windy day when
把你从树上吹掉了 The apple fell off that tree
很高兴能再次见到你们 Well, it was--it was great seeing you again.
我也是 You, too.
我们要的面包呢 Still don't see any bread here.
马上就来 I'll be right back.
是的 Yes,
在郊区有这样一类女人 there's certain kind of woman you only meet in the suburbs
她打扮自己 She will try to look beautiful
只为伊人能回眸一顾 If she has someone to look beautiful for.
在这条街上 On this street,
每天忙碌的生活始于一杯咖啡 The day begins with a cup of coffee.
大多为了提神所用 Most need it to wake up.
有些人没有咖啡 就无法阅读 Some can't read their morning paper without it.
少数人在工作的路上需要喝一杯 A few like to drink it on their way to work.
还有一些人 Then there are those
他们只是想和邻居八卦的时候 Who just want something to hold in their hands
能让双手若有所持 While they discuss the neighbors.
我感到很迷惑 Well, Danny had me fooled.
丹尼看起来是个挺可爱的孩子 He seemed like a pretty nice kid.
不包括他会勒死别人 Yeah, except for the strangling.
-对不起 -没事 我很高兴朱莉化险为夷 - Sorry. - Oh, it's okay. I'm just happy that Julie's safe
警察抓到了嫌犯 And they caught the guy.
苏珊 看 Uh, susan.
鲍勃 Bob.
进去 Go inside.
-你好 苏珊 -我很迷惑 上次我听见警察是说 - Hey, susan. - I'm confused. The--the last I heard,
丹尼.伯伦被拘留了 The police had danny bolen in custody.
丹尼从来没有被捕 Danny was never under arrested
警察只是怀疑他 The police were questioning him,
但他们没有权利拘留他 But they had no grounds to hold him.
这一听就是律师的辩护呈辞 That sounds like his lawyer talking
你是他的律师吗 Are you his lawyer?
苏珊 你知道我有多喜欢朱丽 Susan, you know how much I love Julie,
但我们没有任何证据 But they have no evidence against this kid,
-我不能坐视不管 -如果不是他干的 - And I couldn't just let him sit there. - If he
那他干嘛要伪造不在场证据 Didn't do it, why would he need to fake his alibi
因为他只是个孩子 他被吓坏了 Because he's a kid and he was scared.
安吉 你不用插进来 Angie, this is not a good idea.
我只是想说 苏珊 求你了 I-i just gotta say this. Susan, please.
我无法想象你现在的心情 I can't even imagine what you've been going through.
作为邻居和朋友 我求你了 I am begging you, as my friend and neighbor,
别为他辩护 Don't defend him.
苏珊 这是我的工作 Susan, it's my job.
那我真不知道你晚上怎么睡得着 Then I don't know how you sleep at night.
苏珊 等等 Susan, wait.
拜托 我们能谈谈吗 Come on. Can--can we please just talk about this?
就我们俩 进屋谈谈 We can go inside, just the two of us.
不 No.
你想谈谈吗 You wanna talk about this?
那我们就在外面谈 嗨 大家听着 Let's do it out here in the open. Hey, everybody!
他的儿子试图谋杀我女儿 Her son tried to kill my daughter.
只要他还待在这镇上 大家的安全都没有保障 And while he's here, nobody on this street is safe.
这是什么 What is this?
培根配奶酪的墨西哥煎饼 Bacon and cheese burrito.
你就不能带点羊角面包和软饮料吗 You couldn't find any croissants or pain au chocolat?
亲爱的 我们现在身处州际的汽车旅馆 Sweetie, we're at a motor lodge on the interstate.
能找到墨西哥煎饼已经不错了 I was lucky to find a burrito.
人们都说偷情会受到良心的谴责 People always talk about the moral hazards of cheating.
没人警告我会受到食物上的惩罚 No one warns you about the food.
你想让我把这间房续到明天吗 So you want me to book this place for tomorrow?
抱歉 我有个宴会 Mm, sorry Ihave an event
哦 对了 我也有宴会要去 Oh, wait. You know, I think I do, too.
那这个主意怎样 我们周末一起去维加斯 How's this then? We'll go to vegas for the weekend?
拉斯维加斯 Las vegas?
不好吗 Why not?
我肯定会在赌场输得连衣服都没了 I'll lose my shirt in the casino,
然后我们就上楼 你也可以把你的衣服也输掉 And then we'll head upstairs, and you can lose yours.
我不能整个周末不在家 I can't disappear for a whole weekend.
-我丈夫会发现的 -说你去看亲戚了 - My husband would notice. - Say you're visiting family.
卡尔 Karl!
对不起 但是我还不觉得我们到了这个地步 I'm sorry, but I don't see us having romantic getaways.
这种借口 That's the sort of thing
是女人为了与自己相爱的男子编造的 A woman does with a man she's in love with.
而我们之间不是这种感觉 我明白了 And we don't have those kinds of feelings. I get it.
但你是个令人愉悦的消遣 But you are a delightful diversion.
为了我们能一直愉悦下去 And in order to keep things delightful,
我想我们最好 I think it's best
不要向对方提无理的要求 We not put unreasonable demands on each other.
好的 明白了 Okay. Fine.
你让我给你递糖就行了 You could've said, "pass the sugar."
我不敢劳您大驾 I didn't want to make a demand.
我知道你们很关心 So... I know you guys have been concerned
我最近一直晨吐 'Cause i've been so sick in the mornings.
我想告诉你们原因 Well, I wanted to let you know why.
我又怀了一对双胞胎 I'm pregnant with twins.
现在庆祝时间结束 有什么问题吗 Well, now that the celebration's over, any questions?
有 你是否要变成世上最老的母亲 Yeah. Aren't you gonna be, like, the world's oldest mom?
不 在蒙古国还有一位母亲比我还老 No. There's a woman in Mongolia who's got me beat.
还有什么问题 Any other questions?
我有话要声明 I have more of a statement.
你们太不负责任了 You two are so irresponsible.
你们应该采取避孕措施的 You should've been using birth control.
你还在上大学 You're in college.
你知道你将来毕业的几率是多少吗 Do you know what the odds are now that you'll graduate?
几乎为零 Like, zero.
你 你有新的工作了 而一旦孩子出生了 You--you have a new job, one that you'll have to quit
你就要辞职 我希望你们过得开心 Once the baby comes. So I hope you're both happy.
你们已经毁了自己的未来 You've just destroyed your futures
只为了一时的欢愉 For a few minutes of pleasure.
更别提 你们现在还这么做 实在是太恶心了 Not to mention, it's so gross you're still doing it.
佩妮 你很兴奋吧 Penny, you're excited about this, right?
是啊 有两个小宝贝可以陪你玩 Yeah, getting two little babies to play with.
如果他们是男孩 我就搬出去 If they're boys, I'm outta here.
你必须明白 You have to understand,
即使他们放了丹尼 Even though they've released Danny,
也不表示他没有嫌疑了 It doesn't mean he's not still a suspect.
那我们该怎么做 So what do we do?
警察会开始 Well, the police are gonna start
调查你的过去 digging into your background
所以我需要知道他们能调查出什么 So I need to know what they're gonna find.
你们从纽约来的 对吗 You're from new york, right?
是的 Yeah.
与其浪费时间调查我们的过去 But instead of wasting your time poking around in the past,
你不如去证实丹尼的证词 You just need to back up Danny's story.
是啊 调查一下那间卖酒的商店 Right, just check out the liquor stores,
看看有没有人经过 See if anyone was on
我会的 但警察会去拜访你们的邻居 I'll. But police will talk to people in your own neighborhood
看他是否触犯过法律 或者侵犯过女孩 See if he's got any ruins with the law, with girls.
-你有什么要告诉我的吗 -没有 - Is there anything i need to know, Danny? - Nope.
没什么可说的 Not a thing.
好吧 但我还是需要找些证人 Okay... But I still need to establish character.
我要联系一些他以前的老师或朋友 So I'll need to get in touch with some old teachers, friends
不 你不用这么麻烦 Nope, you don't need to do all that.
你们这是干什么 Look, what are we doing here?
我不能辩护一个连我自己都不了解的人 I can't defend a client I know nothing about.
你们就不能回答几个简单的问题吗 Why can't you answer just a few simple questions?
你想知道为什么吗 因为这个家里藏着秘密 You wanna know why? Because this family has secrets!
丹尼 Danny.
我们不能说的黑暗的秘密 Big dark secrets that we can't talk about,
连律师也不能告诉 Not even to our lawyer.
谁在乎这会不会使我看上去有嫌疑啊 You know, who cares if it makes me look guilty
-即使我根本就没罪 -闭嘴 - Even if i'm not - Knock it off
这个谈话是保密的 对吗 This conversation was privileged, right?
我不知道你有没有听说 So I don't know if you heard,
今天早上警察把丹尼.伯伦释放了 But this morning the police released Danny. Bolen.
-我听说了 你一定担心极了吧 -是的 - I heard. You must be worried sick. - I am.
显然他很不可靠 谁知道他接下来会干什么 Clearly, he's unstable. Who knows what he might do next?
那我们该怎么做呢 So what are we gonna do about it?
你听说过那个住在枫叶大道上的老人吗 You ever hear about that old man on Maple Drive?
人们发现他过去给纳粹当过会计 people found out he used to be an accountant for the nazis,
然后他们把垃圾全扔在他家院子里 And they threw garbage all over his yard.
是的 然后他就搬走了 That's right. And he moved.
但后来那所房子被 But then it was bought
一些嬉皮士买了 他们把房子涂成了粉红色 By some ex-hippie who painted the house pink,
因此这个胜利是有代价的 So it was a pyrrhic victory at best.
我提醒大家 Well, look, I'm just bringing this up
是因为我不希望住在这街上的人 Because I don't want people on this street
都蒙在鼓里 以为自己很安全 Thinking that they're safe when they're not.
苏珊 Susan.
你能过来帮我一下吗 Hey, uh, could you give me a hand for a sec?
亲爱的 你在干什么啊 Honey, what are you doing?
蒙娜.克拉克一家出了名的长舌 如果你把这事告诉她 Mona.Clarke's got a big mouth. If you get her worked up,
她会跟整条街的人说丹尼的坏话 she will talk about danny to everybody in the neighborhood
-那又怎样 -我们不希望看到一群愤怒的暴徒 - So? - So we don't want an angry mob
出现在伯伦家门口 Showing up at the Bolen's house
尤其当我们也不确定 Especially if we aren't even sure
丹尼是否真的是袭击朱莉的人 Danny's the one that attacked Julie.
他编造了不在场证明 He lied about his alibi.
如果他是无辜的 他为什么要这么做 Why would he do that if he was innocent?
说得好 That's a good point.
而我又如何能自处 And how can I live with myself
如果别人家的女儿遭到袭击 If someone else's daughter gets attacked,
-我却在一旁默不做声 -好吧 好吧 我明白了 - And I have said nothing? - Okay. Okay, I get it.
只是整件事没这么麻烦 It's just, this whole thing would be a lot easier
如果警察有确凿的证据 If the police just had some proof.
或许我们可以自己去找证据 Well, maybe we should get them some.
约翰 John.
你好 Hey.
我想跟你谈谈 I wanted to talk to you about something.
出于对你的尊重 我觉得我应该面对面跟你说 I thought I should do it in person, out of respect.
你侄女来我的餐馆 your niece came to my restaurant.
想找工作 She asked me for a hostessing job.
我觉得她很适合 但由于过去的事 And i think she'd be great. You know, but given our history,
我想得到你的首肯才能录用她 I wanted to make sure you were okay with it.
如果这让你感觉很不爽 我不会答应的 because I wouldn't do it if it'd make you feel uncomfortable
那是最不想见到的事 I mean, that's the last thing I'd want.
像我说的 由于过去的事... Like I said, given our... history.
好吧 Yeah.
说什么过去的事... Why don't you stop saying, "given our history"
你还不如直接说跟我老婆有过一腿 and just say, "i banged your wife"?
不是我还不能释怀 You know, it's not that I haven't forgiven you.
只是每次我见到你 It's just that every time I see you,
我都很窝火 想揍你一顿 I wanna put my fist in your face.
车停在大楼里吗 小心超时了 Now did you park in the building? 'cause we validate.
想来想去 我觉得这主意还是欠妥 You know what? I think this was a bad idea.
再说了 加布无论如何也不会同意 Besides, Gaby probably wouldn't have liked it anyway.
什么 What?
我的意思是她的侄女给我打工 Come on. I mean, her niece working for me--
我觉得她肯定会发疯的 I think she would've freaked out.
你懂的 历史原因 You know... Given our history.
约翰 先等等 John? Hold on a second.
安娜给约翰打工 你发疯了吗 Ana working for John? Are you nuts?
你总是嚷嚷着 要她去打份工 You're the one who's been saying she should get a job.
我是说过 但是去商场里卖软椒盐卷饼 Yeah, at the mall hocking soft pretzels,
而不是... Not working for...
给旧情人打工 Your ex-lover?
是啊 你难道不觉得那很奇怪吗 Well, yeah. How can you not think it's awkward?
这哪年的烂帐了 我们不早就忘了吗 Because that was years ago. we're past all that, right?
当然 只是... of course we're.
这整件事让我感觉很不舒服 It's just the whole thing makes me uncomfortable.
抱歉 我要说不 I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to say no.
我就知道 你在吃醋 I knew it. You're jealous.
吃醋 吃谁的醋 Jealous? Of who?
你漂亮侄女给你前情人打工 Your beautiful niece working for your ex-lover.
-什么 -你对他还念念不忘 - What?! - You still have the hots for him.
别否认 我看见你了 Oh, don't deny it. I saw you.
"真的吗 你离婚了" "Really? You're divorced?"
首先 你让我想起来为什么我讨厌小丑 Okay. first of all, you just reminded me why I hate mimes.
再而 那就是你让安娜去给约翰打工的原因吗 Secondly, is that why you're letting Ana work for John?
是在考验我 You were testing me?
是的 而且你没通过 Yeah, and you failed.
卡洛斯 你太过分了 Carlos, you are way out of line.
随你怎么狡辩 我已经知道答案了 Deny it all you want, but I know what I saw.
你是女为悦己者容 You wanted to look pretty for your ex-lover.
他还是我前园丁呢 Well... You know, he was also my ex-gardener.
你怎么不那样叫他 Can't you call him that?
很久没看见你们出双入对了 It's so long since I've seen you two together.
我还以为你们离婚了呢 I was starting to wonder if you'd split up.
没有 我们还是夫妻 Oh! no, we're still married.
没有 只是正在想甩掉他 No, just try getting away from this one!
-放开 -布里 我知道你很不高兴 - Arm. - Bree, I know you're unhappy,
但是我们几个月没一起出来了 But we haven't been out in months.
你今晚能稍稍给点面子吗 Could you at least make an effort for one night?
你说得完全正确 You are absolutely right.
你可以给我拿点蟹肉泡芙吗 Why don't you get me one of those crab puffs,
然后我们就去跟人聊天 And then we'll mingle?
亲爱的 这就是我想... sweetheart, this is just what I'm--
蟹肉泡芙 Crab puff.
卡尔 Karl!
-布里 -你在这里做什么 - Bree? - What are you doing here?
-什么意思 -你在跟踪我吗 - What do you mean? - Are you following me?
没啊 我是俱乐部的会员 No. I'm a member of the club.
我不知道 I-I had no idea that this was
这就是你所谓会出的状况 the event that you were talking about.
所以你以为我就会相信 Oh, so you expect me to believe
你独自一人来参加这个舞会晚宴 That you showed up at a dinner dance alone?
不是这样的 我是 No, actually I...I...
卡尔 我知道你对我的感觉 Karl, I know you have feelings for me,
但我真不知道 But I would hate to see them turn into some kind of...
有这么狂热 Obsession.
亲爱的 找到我们的餐桌了吗 Hey, hon. Find our table?
你刚才说什么来着 A-and you were saying?
卡尔 难道你不介绍介绍吗 So , Karl, aren't you going to introduce me?
这是坎迪丝 她是我一个老朋友 This is Candace. She's an old friend.
也就是说 你也是她的老朋友 Oh, don't you mean that you're her old friend?
坎迪丝 咱们去找找位置坐下吧 Candace, why don't we go find our table, huh?
布里 我们不会碰巧是坐在一起吧 很好 Bree, if we don't run into you again... good.
他不是有意这么无礼的 He doesn't mean to be brusque.
他只是有点猴急 想快点结束餐会 He's just a little eager to rush through dinner...
我们好去汽车旅馆 So we can get to the motor lodge.
汽车旅馆 Motor lodge?
他还说想早点过去 但我不同意 He wanted to go earlier, but I said no.
先吃龙虾 Lobster first,
再上"甜点" Then "dessert."
坎迪丝 不如我们 Candace, why don't we start
马上去享用龙虾吧 Putting that lobster in your mouth right now?
再见 布里 Good-bye, Bree.
坎迪丝 Candace?
-霍吉医生 -老天 - Dr. Hodge! - Oh, jeez.
你们俩认识 You two know each other?
是啊 坎迪丝以前是我的病人 Yes,Candace was a denta patient of mine.
每晚戴夜间咬合保护器时我都会想到你 I still think of you every time I put in my night guard.
听着 房间里有我们的餐桌 Listen, there's room at our table.
-介意和我们一起吗 -是的 我是说 - Would you care to join us? - No! I mean,
我们一会就要离开了 We're going to be leave soon.
汽车旅馆的事不急嘛 You know, that motor lodge can wait.
这样的话 奥森和坎迪丝就能叙叙旧 That way, Orson and Candace can catch up,
我和你也好能聊聊 And you and I can have a little talk, too.
对啊 好主意 Sure. That sounds like fun.
我和卡尔去拿两杯苹果马蹄尼酒 Karl and I will just go get a couple apple martinis,
一会就过来 And we'll come right back.
很可爱的小女人 是吧 Lovely girl, isn't she?
她有个小秘密 She had a secret though.
她的两颗门牙 Her two front teeth?
陶瓷牙 Veneers.
我觉得那不是她身上唯一 I'm guessing those aren't
一处并排着显摆的东西 Her only side by side enhancements.
她确实很可爱 She's actually very sweet.
真遗憾她居然跟卡尔那种人搞在一起了 Shame to see her mixed up with a dog like Karl.
对于犯了这个错误的女人 只能是同情了 You have to pity any woman who makes that mistake.
是啊 Yes, you do.
-苏珊 -嘘 嘘 - Susan? - Oh! shh! shh!
上车 上车 快 快 Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in!
-你在干嘛 -身子低一点 - What are you doing? - Stay low!
好吧 同问 你在干嘛 Oh! okay, let's try that again. What are you doing?
监视 Surveillance.
我要盯死丹尼·保伦那个小孩 I am gonna nail that Danny Bbolen kid.
不是警察已经 I-I thought the police were--
警察顶个屁用 The police are useless.
我把他的进出情况都记录了下来 So I'm keeping a log of all his comings and goings.
如果他出去了 有女孩被袭击了 If he leaves, and another girl gets attacked,
他就别想撒谎说他待在家里没出门了 He won't be able to lie and say he was home.
我现在不太忙 Well... I got a few minutes to kill.
对了 我正准备给你打电话的 Oh, by the way, I was gonna call you.
-你没跟加布说我怀孕了吧 -没有啊 怎么了 - You haven't told Gaby I'm pregnant, have you? - No. why?
我还没告诉卡洛斯此事 Well, I haven't had a chance to tell Carlos yet,
-我觉得应该由我亲自告知他 -藏好 - And I really think he should hear it from me-- get down!
你认为我疯了 是吧 You think I'm nuts, don't you?
不 No.
我认为你是个母亲 I think you're a mother.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不过同是作为母亲 Although speaking as a fellow mother...
你还记得波特的事吗 Do you remember what happened to Porter?
镇上的每个人都确信 Everyone in town was so sure
是他放的火把那些人都烧死的 He set that fire and killed those people.
但真理有时站在少数人这边 People can be sure, and they can be wrong.
我没错 I'm not wrong.
好吧 Okay.
-你想干嘛 -跟踪他 系好安全带 - What are you doing? - Following him. Buckle up.
不行 我要去烤个肉排 No, I can't! I have to put a meatloaf in the oven! Oh!
等一下 我忘拿... Wait! Wait! I forgot my--
坎迪丝 你是做什么的 So, Candace, what do you do for a living?
我是个舞者 I'm a dancer.
你跳什么舞 爵士 芭蕾或商业舞蹈 Oh, what kind? Jazz? Ballet? Lap?
其实坎迪丝是百老汇洛克茨舞者 Actually, Candace was a Rockette.
那一定很累 Oh! It must've been exhausting
有那么多的抬腿动作 Spending so much time with your legs in the air.
我喜欢这首歌 I... love this song.
布里 和我跳支舞怎么样 Bree... would you care to dance?
抱歉 高跟鞋弄得我脚疼 Sorry, my shoes are killing me.
何不请坎迪丝 她是舞蹈专家 Ask Candace. She's the pro.
我愿意去跳 I'd love to.
你们玩的开心啊 Have fun, you two!
你这令人讨厌的猪 You loathsome pig.
你应该帮我行骗 而不是骗我 You're supposed to be cheating with me, not on me.
我问过你是否有空 I asked if you were free.
你没空 我就约了坎迪丝 You weren't. I called Candace.
有问题吗 What's the problem?
但她太低俗了吧 Well, it's just that she's so... cheap.
完全在你之下 She's beneath you.
还没在我身下呢 但快了 Not yet, but she will be.
好 Bravo!
跳的真好 Well done!
她的裙子再低一点就成一腰带了 If her dress were any lower, it'd be a belt.
天 布里 听上去好像你在嫉妒 Gosh, Bree, could this be jealousy I'm hearing?
我没有 我很讶异 I'm not jealous. I'm appalled.
因为 And as long as
我不会让你围着其他女人转 I will not have you running around with other women.
但我们不在一起啊 But we're not together.
我只是你的消遣 记得吗 I'm just a diversion, remember?
下午时光的一点调味剂 A little fling to spice up an afternoon.
如果我对于你来说只是这样 没问题 And if that's all I am to you, fine.
但那天下午过后 But you don't get to say
你就不能再对我指手画脚 What I can do when the afternoon's over.
你今晚是不是要带她去我们的旅馆 Are you gonna take her to our motor lodge tonight?
试试看能否阻止我 Just try and stop me.
不好意思 Excuse me.
那张桌子有人叫你 Someone over at the table was looking for you.
发生什么事了 What the hell happened here?
奥森滑倒了 Uh, Orson tripped.
亲爱的 你要多加小心 Really, sweetheart. You need to be more careful.
很抱歉 地面很滑 Oh, I'm so sorry. the floor was slippery.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我可能摔断了鼻子 I think I broke my nose.
我要去看急诊 I should go to the emergency room.
亲爱的 原来你为今晚特地精心准备 Oh, dear. and you had such lovely plans for the evening.
简尼丝 卡洛斯开完会了吗 Hey, Janice. is Carlos done with his meeting yet?
我想跟他谈谈 I really need to talk to him.
有时间吗 Got a sec?
算了 Never mind.
有什么事吗 Something wrong?
想不想要 How would you like
一个靠近入口的车位 A parking space closer to the entrance?
当然喜欢 你关门谈的就是这个 I'd love it. You closed the door for that?
不是 我关门 No, I close the door
是问你愿不愿意当我的副总裁 To ask if you would like to be my new senior v.p.
说真的 Seriously?
天啊 Oh... god.
卡洛斯 我 很受宠若惊 Carlos, I am... so flattered.
我也很想答应 只是 And I would love to say yes. It's just--
我知道 更多职责 更少亲子时间 I know. More responsibility, more hours away from home.
但你会得到一辆公务车和高额的资金帐户 But you get a company car and an expensive account.
条件很优厚 但我还是不能接受 因为 Which is very generous, but I still can't accept because...
还有提薪50% And a 50% salary bump.
问题就在没有50%的提薪 Because it doesn't have a 50% salary bump.
但现在有了 我答应 But now that it does, I'm in.
-什么时候开始 -今晚 - When do I start? - Tonight.
我们今晚要和一个大客户进餐 We're having dinner with a big potential client.
他会带上他的妻子 所以带汤姆一起来 He is bringing his wife, so please bring Tom.
当然 Sure.
等一下 Wait.
你没有想过把这个机会留给朱迪吗 Weren't you gonna give this promotion to Judy?
我有 I was.
但在犹豫之时 But between you and me,
我发现她怀孕了 I found out she's pregnant.
在跟她谈电话时 Overheard her on the phone.
我就想到了 I saw what was coming--
看医生 病假 产假 Doctor's visits, sick days, maternity leave.
对 这会很麻烦 Yeah, that can be annoying.
但因为女人怀孕 But isn't denying a woman a promotion
而不让升职 会不会有点不公平 Because she's pregnant a tiny bit illegal?
如果她发现的话 Only if she finds out.
谁会去告诉她 我的新副总裁吗 And, I mean, who's gonna tell her--my new senior v.p.?
当然不会 Hell, no.
她忙得没时间考虑 She's too busy thinking about
自己升职的事 that big bump she's got coming.
什么事 Yes?
我一直在想昨晚的事 I've been thinking about last night,
你 卡尔 坎迪 And you, Karl, Candy...
然后我终于想明白到底是怎么回事 And it finally hit me what was really going on.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
那地板上的油 The oil on the dance floor--
那不是意外 是你倒的 That was no accident. you put it there.
你要坎迪摔倒 You wanted Candy to fall.
真太可笑了 That's ridiculous.
承认吧 Admit it.
从卡尔带着来进来的时候 You were jealous of that girl
你就开始吃她的醋 From the moment karl walked in with her.
奥森 你是在无理取闹 Orson, you're not making any senses
我为什么要吃卡尔的对象的醋 Why would I be jealous of Karl's date?
当然是因为她跟我跳舞 Because she was dancing with me, of course.
我想我应该为你 I-I suppose I should be mad at you
几乎摔断我的脖子而生气 但我现在释怀了 For nearly breaking my neck, but I'm too relieved.
释怀 Relieved?
对 如果看见我跟一个漂亮女孩跳舞 Yes, if watching me dance with a pretty girl
就能让你如此抓狂的话 Can make you that crazy,
那很显然你还很在意我 Then you obviously still care for me.
我们之间仍然有希望 There's still hope for us.
奥森 你对这个想太多了 Orson, you're reading way too much into one impulsive act.
随你怎样说 Ohh, argue all you like.
一个女人不会对他不爱的男人 A woman doesn't pull a stunt like that
做出这样愚蠢的行为 Over a man she's not in love with.
卡尔 我是布里 Karl? Hi, it's Bree.
我在想 Um, I am thinking...
或许我已经准备好在拉斯维加斯过周末 Maybe I'm ready for that weekend in las vegas.
你好 伯伦太太 Hi, Mrs. Bolen.
我是丹尼学校的一个朋友 他在吗 I'm a friend of Danny's from school. Is he in?
-你的名字呢 -抱歉 艾迪 - You got a name? - Sorry. Eddie.
丹尼 艾迪来找你 Danny! There's an Eddie here.
不错的房子 It's a nice house.
你知道这里发生过什么事 对吧 You know what happened here, right?
知道 Huh? oh, yeah.
又能怎么办 What are you gonna do?
-有事吗 -我的刹车坏了 - Hey. what's up? - Hey. my brakes are shot.
你能帮我看看吗 Is there any chance you could take a look at 'em?
我懒得出门 艾迪 Nah. I-I don't feel like it, Eddie.
拜托 你整天都在这房子里转 Come on. You've been moping around the house all day.
去吧 助人为乐 Go. Help your buddy.
好吧 Okay.
我很欣慰我们有人能交到朋友 I'm glad one of us has a friend.
我早上到超市时 I was the supermarket earlier.
每个人都看着我 Everybody was looking at me
好像我把他们的祖母藏起来 Like I had their grandmother in my trunk.
你出去时 我1个小时就接到3个骚扰电话 Yeah. While you were out, three hate calls in one hour.
我不知道 我在想 I don't know. I'm startin' to think
我们该摆脱这些麻烦事了 It's time to get out of the Bolen business.
不 No.
我们不能每次惹了点小麻烦 We cannot change our names and run
就改名换姓然后跑掉 Every time there's a little trouble.
这已经不是小麻烦了 宝贝 This is more than a little trouble, babe.
我不管 I don't care.
我们不能再让丹尼受到牵连 We are not putting Danny through all that again.
或许事情没有我们想象得那么糟 And maybe this hasn't worked out the way we'd hoped.
但在我放弃前 我们都是尼克和安吉.伯伦 But until I say otherwise, we are Nick and Angie Bolen.
你能去一下地下室 Hey, can you go into the--the basement
拿盏灯给我吗 And get me a work light?
-当然 -谢谢 - Yeah. - Thanks.
有空吗 Got a second?
有 Sure.
我对朱莉发生的事很抱歉 I'm really sorry about what happened to Julie.
谢谢 实际上 这就是我想跟你谈的 Thanks. Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
我没伤害她 德尔菲诺太太 I didn't hurt her, Mrs. Delfino.
但你的确和她发生过争执 But you did fight with her.
麦克卢斯基夫人正好看到你们 i mean, mrs. mccluskey saw you.
你在和她在吵什么 What were you fighting with her about?
抱歉 我的律师告诉我 I'm sorry. that lawyer told me
关于这一点我不应该告诉任何人 That i shouldn't talk to anybody about this stuff.
我知道朱莉以为自己怀孕了 I know that julie thought she was pregnant.
什么 What?
你觉得我不知道这件事 是吗 You didn't think i knew that, right?
因此你... 和她吵吗 Is that what you... fought about?
我根本不知道这 um, i didn't even know that.
是因为这个你伤害我的女儿吗 Is that why you attacked my daughter?
不 我 我没有 no, i-i didn't
-你在说谎 -不 我没有 - You're lying. - no, i'm not.
-你是在说谎 -请离我远点 - You're lying! - please, just leave me alone.
你在干什么呢 Hey! what are you doing?
我知道是你干的 I know that you did it.
你的眼神骗不了我 i can see it in your eyes!
妈妈 爸爸 救我 Mom! dad! help me!
快点承认是你干的 Just admit that you did it!
承认 快点给我承认 admit it! admit it to me!
德尔菲诺夫人 求求你 Mrs. delfino, please.
说你 快点离开他 Hey! get the hell away from him!
怎么样 难道你想打我吗 oh, are you gonna attack me?
不要 Hey!
你在发什么疯 What the hell is wrong with you?
是他干的 你知道的 he did it! you know that.
妈 小心我在下面 Ma! careful!
我再靠近来 我发誓我会杀了你 You come near here again, i swear i will kill you.
我不可能永远袒护他 You can't protect him forever.
现在大家都知道他是什么样的人了 People know what he is now,
他会受到惩罚 and he's gonna be punished.
快出来 Come on.
见鬼 Hey!
我的车是怎么了 What the hell happened to my car?
晚上好 卡洛斯叔叔 Hi, uncle carlos.
你的客户到了 我把他们安排在 Your clients are here. i put him at
餐厅最好的位子 谢谢你 亲爱的 our best table. thank you，sweet.
勒奈特 怎么了 Lynette? yeah?
你确定你要这样做吗 Are you sure about this?
高级副总裁能提薪50% About being senior v.p. with a 50% salary bump?
但你在车里听到 but did you hear the way
他说关于这份工作的具体事务吗 he described the job in the car
这会影响你生双胞胎 I mean, it sounds like a killer schedule.
我能处理好 你现在要在学校 I can handle it. and you get to stay in school.
记得你远大的理想 我们的未来吗 Remember your big dream? our future?
当然 但我们怎么可能保住这个秘密 Of course. but how are we gonna keep it a secret?
卡洛斯总有一天会知道 Carlos is gonna find out about this thing eventually.
到...那时 我已经证明我能胜任这份工作 By...then, i will have proved i can do the job,
无论有没有怀孕 Pregnant or not.
拜托了 Please?
好吧 我帮你 Okay. i'm in.
不过你得快点证明 But you gotta prove it fast.
记得上次你怀双胞胎吗 Remember last time you were pregnant with twins?
你全身都鼓了起来 Every part of you swelled up.
我感觉就像睡在 It was like sleeping next to a body
一具从河里捞出来的尸体旁边 They dragged out of the river.
可你当时说我漂亮 You said i was beautiful.
没办法 你身体比我大一倍 I had to. you were twice my size.
这是2004年的巴罗洛葡萄酒 This is a 2004 barolo
产自我在皮艾蒙特的葡萄园 From my vineyard in piedmont.
你自己的葡萄地吗 Your vineyard?
是 这就是我坚持要来这家餐厅的原因 Yeah. that's why i insisted on this restaurant.
有我的酒 Ey, uh, carry my lable
我喜欢做生意 但葡萄酒是我的钟爱 I love business, but wine is my passion.
哦 今晚我就不喝了 Oh, none for me tonight.
为啥 Why not?
我想在谈生意的时候保持头脑清醒 Well... i wanna keep my head clear for business.
不 今晚不谈生意 No. no business talk.
今晚我们就美酒佳肴 Tonight is about getting to know each other
相互了解了解 Over good food and fine wine.
对 勒奈特 他的酒 Yeah, lynette, his wine.
要... 喝的 So... drink up.
好 那来点也无妨 Well, i guess a little wouldn't hurt.
倒点 There.
太好了 Yeah. very nice.
那... So...
维克... Vic...
有什么推荐来配你的酒呢 What do you suggest to go with your wine?
让我看看 Let me see.
白汁红肉做开胃菜不错 The carpaccio sounds like a nice starter.
勒奈特 你喜欢这酒 是吗 Lynette. you liked it, huh?
它很有味道 It was delicious.
尽情享用 那是个大葡萄园 Lucky for you, it's a big vineyard.
谢谢你 Thank you.
看 指针姐妹的成员(美国乡村歌手) Oh, look! one of the pointer sisters!
抱歉 Sorry.
那 就是个修女 It was, um, just a nun.
不好意思 我马上回来 Excuse me. i'll be right back.
加布 你这是要干什么 Gaby, what the hell?
我知道 抱歉我晚了 I know. i'm sorry i'm late.
我是指你的衣服 I mean your clothes.
我早上看到这件衬衣在洗衣篮里 Didn't i see that shirt in the hamper this morning?
我闻了闻味道不大 能再穿一天 I gave it a sniff. it has another day in it.
加布 这是重要的商务晚宴 Gaby, this is an important business dinner.
是 但这也是约翰·罗兰的餐厅 Yeah, but it's also john rowland's restaurant.
如果我把自己打扮得漂亮 If i made myself pretty,
你会认为我就是为了他 You might think i was doing it just for him.
我的老天 你难道就是为了这个吗 Oh, god help me. is that what this is about?
是 我不想再冒险 well, i didn't run the risk
通不过另一个测试 好了 加布 Of failing another test. okay, gaby,
去换衣服 你有道理 go change. you made your point.
还没说完 Not quite.
过去11年里 当你穷困潦倒 双眼失明 For the past 11 years, i have stood beside you
让我怀孕两次的时候 我始终陪伴你左右 When you were poor and blind and knocked me up twice.
我们的婚姻同甘共苦到现在 At this point in our marriage,
如果你还觉得有必要试探我 If you still feel the need to test me,
那你才是那个经不起考验的人 Then you're the one who's failed.
你说得对 You're right.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
谢谢你 再说那天 Thank you. and for the record,
我只是把发夹拿掉放下我的头发 I only took my clip off and shook out my hair
因为我遇到了认识的人 Because i ran into somebody i knew.
就算遇到勒奈特·斯加沃也会 明白吗 I would've done it if it was lynette scavo, okay?
明白 Okay.
那你可不可以回家然后... So do you think you can go home and...
别担心 我会在车里换衣服化妆 Oh, don't worry. i have clothes and makeup in the car.
那好 这衣服味道已经不小了 Good, because that shirt did not have another day in it.
你好 Hello?
请问是哪位 Who is this?
贵姓 What is your name?
你真是个大嘴巴的无名氏 Oh, you got a big mouth for a guy with no name.
不... 你听我说 No... you listen to me.
你敢靠近我家一点 You come anywhere near my family,
只要我觉得有点近 I will personally bash your brains in-
我就会亲手砸烂你的头 Assuming you have any!
你还好吗 You okay?
我没事 又一个打恐吓电话的疯子 I'm fine. just another moron with some empty threats.
如果他们来真的怎么办 And what if they're not empty?
知道我和你父亲把枪放哪儿吗 Do you know where your father and I keep the gun?
听着 你已经不是小孩了 No, look, you're old enough know this stuff.
以防有人闯进来 Just in case someone should try to come in here
-伤害你 -我能照顾好我自己 - And hurt you... - I can take care of myself
以备不时之需 Well, just in case you can't take care of yourself...
盒子里有一把上好膛的点三八(史密夫威森38口径的左轮手枪) There is a loaded .38 smith & wesson in a box
在我衣柜的第二个抽屉里 In the second drawer in my dresser.
知道了吗 You got that?
你在笑什么 What are you smiling at?
只是 It's just...
不像你惯用的母子交谈的手法 It's not your typical mother/son conversation.
对于你的成长之路 You know I've always felt bad
我一直心有愧疚 About the way we've had to raise you,
过着流离四处的生活 Being on the run and all.
要不是因为我 If it weren't for me,
你的童年应该是欢乐的 You coulda had a normal childhood.
妈妈 你永远都无需向我道歉 Ma, you don't ever have to apologize to me.
我很高兴你和其他母亲不一样 I'm glad you're not like other moms.
谢谢 宝贝 Thanks, baby.
我想做得更好 I just wanna be a good one.
记住 Remember...
用大脑思考 而非四肢 Aim for the head, not the legs.
于是派蒂就下楼 So Patti comes downstairs,
坐到圣诞树下 And sitting under the christmas tree
那绝对是条最漂亮的金毛寻回犬 Is the cutest golden retriever puppy you ever saw.
这是我最喜欢的圣诞礼物 Oh, it was the best present I ever got.
你喜欢狗狗吗 勒奈特 Do you like dogs, Lynette?
我爱死狗狗了 Ooh, I love 'em!
但佩妮有过敏症 But Penny is allergic,
所以我们只好养鱼 So we got fish.
鱼太没劲了 Fish suck.
游啊游 死掉 冲走 再买新的 Swim, die, flush--new one.
我最喜欢的狗种是猎玛威犬 You know, what dog I'd really like is the reima-waner.
威玛猎犬 Weimaraner.
是威多海犬 A window-hammer.
魏玛猎犬 Weimaraner.
猎玛杰犬 Rammerjammer.
勒奈特 叫他别说了 Lynette, make him stop.
加布 我正想跟你说来着 Gaby, you know, I... I wanna tell you something,
但就怕说错话 But I'm afraid it's gonna come out wrong.
你今天这套礼服 很称你的胸部 Your boobs look great in that dress.
汤姆 这哪叫说错话啊 Well, Tom, how could that possibly come out wrong?
给你个惊喜 You'd be surprised.
请你们原谅汤姆 Well, you'll have to excuse Tom.
他没什么酒量 He's a bit of light weight
今天的美酒实在让他无法抗拒 And your wine is so delicious, he couldn't resist.
但瞧瞧你 你至少喝了一瓶了 But look at you. You had at least a bottle,
还像个没事人 And you'd never know.
-你或许能喝下整瓶 -别 别 别 - Might as well finish this all - No no no
她要再多喝一杯 我就要吐了 If she has one more glass, I'm gonna puke.
我刚和鲍伯谈过了 I just talked to Bob.
去干什么 Why would you do that?
他叫我去的 He asked me to stop by...
因为他要告诉我 Because he wanted to tell me that the police
警察有丹尼.伯伦的不在场证明 Have evidence that clears Danny Bolen.
什么 What?
他们在美景酒吧 They've got a shot
有一个安保摄像头 From a security camera at fairview liquors
拍到朱莉遇袭的时候他恰巧在那里 That puts him there at the time Julie was attacked
他们怎么知道 how would they know that
有时间记录的 There was a time stamp.
他们又不知道遇袭的确切时间 they don't know the exact time the attack.
摄像头拍到他把车停下坐在那里 The camera shows him sitting in the parking lot
喝了1个小时的啤酒 Drinking beer for over an hour.
不可能是他 He couldn't have done it.
真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
这意味着袭击朱莉的凶犯依然逍遥法外 That means that Julie's attacker is still out there.
而我则要去街上到处游走 And i've been going up and down the street
告诉别人我错怪了丹尼.伯伦 Telling erybody that Danny Bolen did it.
你的女儿受伤了 你要把凶犯惩之以法 Your daughter was hurt. You wanted somebody to blame.
大家可以理解 People get that.
天哪 真是抱歉 Oh, god. I'm... I'm so sorry.
我肯定伯伦一家会理解的 Well, I'm sure the Bolens will understand.
不是对他们 No, not just to them.
是对你 To you.
你说什么 What are you talking about?
在婚后第一个美好的早晨醒来之时 Well,you woke up the morning after your wedding
让你发现你的新娘是个疯子 And found yourself married to a madwoman.
我... I have been...
拼命寻找凶手 让我失去了方向 Just totally obsessed with finding Julie's attacker, and...
我立誓 "无论幸福还是悲伤" I said, "for better or worse."
我们就从悲伤开始吧 So we start with the worse.
真高兴今晚终于结束了 我累坏了 Wow, glad this night's over. I'm exhausted.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
睡觉去吗 You coming to bed?
我一会儿上来 先关灯 I'll be up in a sec. I'm gonna turn off some lights.
在这里 一天的生活始于一杯咖啡 On this street, the day begins with a cup of coffee.
喝咖啡时 有的人忆起曾经爱过的情人 Some drink it while recalling a lover they once cared for.
倒咖啡时 Some pour it,
有的人想到自己不能以诚相待的老板 Thinking of the boss they must lie to.
有人小抿一口 Others sip it,
想念可能与之相爱的男人 Contemplating a man they might be in love with.
但对一个女人来说 在这个特别的早晨 But for one woman, on this particular morning,
这杯咖啡得等等再喝了 That cup of coffee has to wait...
因为发现邻居有难 Because she discovers a neighbor in trouble.
她要伸出援手 She goes to help,
不只是因为这样做是对的 Not only because it's the right thing to do,
而是由于这是她所想到唯一 But because it's the only way she can think of...
可以请求宽恕的方法 To ask for forgiveness.
当她得到宽恕时 And once it is given...
新的一天伊始 The day begins.