《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
我爱你 I love you.
你和你最好朋友的母亲上床了 You're having sex with your best friend's mother?
丑闻一件被揭穿 你必须向我保证 An affair was revealed. You have to promise me
绝不向她那变态老公透露半句 that you won't say anything to her psycho husband.
美好时光不复返 滚开 A good time was brought to an end. Back off!
你别忘了跟谁说话呢 到此为止 拜拜 Who do you think you're talking to? We're done here. Good-bye.
陈年往事 波澜又起 我们只是想了解一下这人 And a man's past was uncovered. Look, we're just trying to get some info on this guy.
他刚搬来美景镇 He just moved to Fairview,
可是个惹祸精 你们住在美景镇 and he's really creeping people out. You're in Fairview?
是的 怎么了 有问题吗 Yeah, why? Does that mean something to ya?
每年一度 Once a year,
白马酒吧的老板 the owner of the white horse bar
都会举行一场音乐擂台赛 would host a competition known as the battle of the bands.
掌声有请"酷点乐队" Give it up for cold splash.
年轻的乐手来到这里 And young musicians would come...
带着鼓 With their drums...
吉他 And guitars...
还有一夜成名的梦想 And dreams of stardom.
而今年 一群中年男子 This year, those young musicians
加入到这行列里来了 were joined by a group of middle-aged men
他们带着僵硬的关节 who came with their stiff joints...
过高的胆固醇 And high cholesterol...
还有重获青春的梦想 And dreams of being young again,
即使只是一晚 if only for one night.
♪ 皱纹渐去 我的皮肤♪ ♪ Wrinkles leave my skin ♪
天哪 看看他们 真年轻 God, look at those guys. They're so young.
难怪他们先演出 没准还得赶作业 No wonder they went first. They probably have homework.
哥们儿 轻松点 Would you guys relax?
摇滚又不是年轻人的专利 Rock 'n' roll's not just for young people.
他们怎么这么吵 Why are they so loud?
吃醋了 卡洛斯 Not helping, Carlos.
他们真的太棒了 They're really good,
而我们真的老得可以当他们爸爸了 and we're really old enough to be their fathers.
好吧 我们或许看起来稍微大了点 Okay, we may look a little old up there,
我们或许不那么惹火 但管他呢 and we may hit a few clams, but who cares?
我们是来找乐子的 今晚没有水管工 没有按摩师 We're here to have fun. Yeah, tonight we're not the plumber and a masseur
更没有披萨店长 我们是一支摇滚乐队 and a guy that makes pizzas. We're a rock 'n' roll band.
是吗 大卫 Right, Dave?
没错 我去找灯光师确认下 Absolutely. Look, I've gotta check with the guy about the light cues.
你确定今晚咱们不会丢人现眼 You're sure we're not gonna humiliate ourselves?
我保证 今晚将终生难忘 I promise you it'll be a night to remember.
一语成真 And it was...
♪ 野马萨莉♪ ♪ mustang Sally ♪
♪ 我想你最好放慢野马的速度♪ ♪ Guess you better slow your mustang down ♪
出乎意料 确实永生难忘 in ways they could never have known.
♪ 野马萨莉 现在 宝贝♪ ♪ Mustang Sally now, baby ♪
哦 上帝 火 Oh, my god! Fire!
噢 Uhh!
锁住了 It's locked.
直接回来 Straight back.
次日早晨 The next morning,
这场惨剧传遍了街头巷尾 news of the tragedy began to spread...
流言四起 Along with rumors
据说有人故意纵火 that the Blaze had been set intentionally.
没过多久 警察便用上了"纵火"一词 It wasn't long before the police began using the word "arson"...
于是有人被逮捕了 And someone was taken into custody.
一天前
看看我的小甜心 Oh! Look at my little girl.
真是太可爱了 我想死她了 Isn't she adorable? Oh, I missed her so much.
我等不及要跟她打招呼了 别急 我先要打量打量她的新男友 Oh, I can't wait to meet her. Oh, not yet. I wanna give her new boyfriend the once-over.
哇哦 她说得没错 果然很帅 Wow. He's as cute as she said...
笑容灿烂 Nice smile,
瞧那头发 and look at that hair.
你难道不想用指尖轻抚而过 Don't you just wanna run your fingers through it?
算你走运 我不想 Fortunately for you, no.
瞧 我的第一印象向来很准 You know, I'm very good at first impressions.
我会喜欢他的 I'm gonna like this guy.
为什么出租司机给朱莉的男友钱 Why is the cab driver handing Julie's boyfriend money?
为什么朱莉的男朋友回车里了 Why is Julie's boyfriend getting back in the cab?
为什么那个中年出租司机正在亲朱莉 And why is the middle-aged cab driver kissing Julie?
我觉得应该是 I think what's going on is...
我知道怎么回事 让我暂时逃避现实 I know what's going on. Let me enjoy my denial.
亲爱的 我回来了 今天交通简直太 Ohh! Honey, I'm home. You wouldn't believe the traffic...
你好 加布丽尔 Hello, Gabrielle.
维吉妮亚过来看看 Virginia came by to say hello.
她是不是很好 Isn't that a nice surprise?
我来告诉你们一个消息 I have news I wanted to share.
似乎不高兴见到我 You don't seem happy to see me.
或许因为我们最后一次谈话时 Well, maybe that's because the last time we spoke,
你叫我贪婪的婊子 you called me a greedy bitch
而我称你为可恶的老巫婆 and I called you a scary old hag.
我们还真是一对急性子 Weren't we a fine pair of hotheads?
但谁家平时没个小打小闹呢 But what family doesn't have its squabbles?
家 拜托 女士 你害卡洛斯被炒了 Family?! Lady, you had Carlos fired.
那是个糟糕的误会嘛 That was a terrible misunderstanding.
她澄清事实 我重操旧业了 And she straightened it out, and I got my job back.
很棒吧 心满意足 Isn't that nice? Delightful.
现在走吧 否则我的脚和你的屁股 Now leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding
也会发生一个糟糕的误会 between my foot and your ass.
加布 厨房里来 就现在 Gaby, could I see you in the kitchen... now?
省省吧 卡洛斯 Save your breath, Carlos.
让这反复无常的老太太重新回到我们的生活里 There is no way we're letting grandma screw-loose
没门 她把我们写入遗嘱中了 back into our lives. She put us in her will.
天哪 这女人疯了吧 Oh, my god! That woman is crazy.
她究竟是神经兮兮 还是孤苦无依 Is she crazy or just desperately lonely?
我才不管 她只想和人们正常交往 I don't care. All she wants is some human contact...
偶尔在周末和我们出去聚聚 To hang out with us on the occasional weekend,
偶尔还一起过节 是的 但作为回报 maybe a holiday or two. Right, and in exchange,
当她最后翘辫子之后 when she finally kicks the bucket,
我们继承一盏破灯 很抱歉 卡洛斯 we wind up with a lamp. I'm sorry, Carlos.
我们是她所有财产的唯一继承人 We're the sole heirs of her entire fortune.
她现在血压是220/90 And her blood pressure is 220/90.
维吉妮亚 我怎能一直 生你的气 Virginia! Why can't I stay mad at you?
那好吧 一会儿见 All right, then, we'll see you soon.
记者快要来了 我好紧张 The reporter's almost here. I am so nervous.
为什么 采访你可没少做 Why? You've done lots of interviews.
那都是当地的 而这位是《纽约速递》来的 That was all local. This is "the New York dispatch."
如果采访成功 我的烹饪书就能 If this goes well, my cookbook could be on the front page
上周末特刊首页 of their weekend style section.
凯瑟琳 你的头发怎么弄的 Katherine, what did you do to your hair?
又光滑 又浓密 I've never seen it look so thick and lustrous.
我早就打算说你的好话了 I'm already planning to say nice things about you.
真好 那我就放心了 Good. I can check that off my list.
记者什么时候到 When's the reporter coming?
随时 哦 天哪 安德鲁 你今天帅呆了 Any minute. Oh, my gosh, Andrew. Don't you look sharp today?
别担心 我不会告诉她我是同性恋的 多加注意 Don't worry. I-I won't tell her I'm gay. Check and check.
妈妈 你对这个记者了解吗 Mom, do you know anything about this reporter?
我只知道她名字叫桑德拉·布里奇 Only that her name is Sandra birch.
聊过而已 人看起来不错 不 We just spoke, and she seemed very nice. She isn't.
我上网找了些她的文章 I went online and pulled a bunch of her articles,
绝大多数都是揭人短的 "了解越深 黑幕越真 and a lot of them are complete hatchet jobs. " A deeper look suggests something darker,
一个自鸣得意的女人的脸上 暗藏着魔鬼般的 "something more ominous, a woman whose perky surface
权利欲和恶毒的心机" conceals a deep, almost demonic thirst for power."
我猜麻烦找上门来了 Ooh. I doubt Betty white saw that coming.
妈妈 要是这女人采访你 Mom, if this woman tanks you,
肯定会毁了你的销量 I could kill sales of the book.
你必须妥善解决这事 咚 咚 You're gonna have to figure out a way to handle this. Knock, knock?
我在找布里 I'm looking for Bree.
你一定是桑德拉 You must be Sandra.
瞧瞧 衣着得体 What a sharp outfit.
再看看头发 光彩照人 And look at that hair... So thick and lustrous.
妈妈 你有空吗 Um... mom, you got a minute?
有空啊 我感觉 I do. Why do I have a sense
你会让我忙起来 you're gonna take it away from me?
波特让安.希琳怀孕了 Porter got Anne schilling pregnant.
妈妈 你没事吧 Mom, are you okay?
哦 我没事 就这件事吗 Oh, yeah, I'm great. That it?
不 还有 No. There's more.
他们准备私奔 They're planning to run away.
好吧 谈话结束 Okay. Well, your minute's up.
你不想跟他谈谈吗 Aren't you gonna go talk to him?
不 我必须先跟别人谈谈 No, I have to talk to someone else first.
还记得你总把汽水罐和拉环 Remember when you left that soda can
扔在桌上不管吗 on the coffee table, and it left a ring,
我总对你发火 and I yelled at you?
以后再也不会了 I take it all back.
我们总是爆满 And we always sell out,
因此乐队要6点到场 so I want the band there by 6:00.
没问题吧 Any questions?
听起来不错 我们什么时候上场 Sounds good. When are we on?
第2个 你们是我老婆的最爱 Second. You got the primo spot as a favor to my wife.
自从她把这里租给你们 她就感觉像是乐队的一员 Since she rented you the space, she feels like part of the band.
摇滚啊 安·希琳 Well, rock on, Anne schilling.
要是她点"自由鸟" 我们就照唱 If she requests "free bird," we're doing it.
汤姆 我昨天看到波特在我家里 Hey, uh, Tom, I saw Porter at my house the other day.
他和科比在打球 Oh. Yeah, he and Kirby were shooting hoops.
真不敢相信他这么大了 I can't believe how big he's getting. Yeah.
长得真是快 They grow up fast, huh?
是啊 有点太快 Yeah. Little too fast. Yeah.
医生 我知道该给你打个电话 Uh, hey, doc, I know I owe you a phone call.
大卫 我们开门见山 I'm gonna cut to the chase, Dave.
你是在美景镇吗 Are you in Fairview?
什么 你听谁说的 What? Where did that come from?
谁说的不重要 Doesn't matter where it came from.
你是在美景镇吗 Are you in Fairview?
我不知道是谁扯淡 Look, I don't know what brought this on,
但我现在真的很忙 but I'm really busy right now.
我明天打给你 我保证 I'll call you tomorrow. I promise.
我们到时再谈 好吗 再见 And we can talk about it then. Okay? Bye.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
能告诉我怎么去紫藤郡吗 Could you tell me how to get to Wisteria Lane?
然后 我们就挤到了那张坏伞下面 So there we were, huddled under this broken umbrella,
然后 他就吻了我 and... he just kissed me.
真的很浪漫 It was so romantic.
她漏掉了一部分 在某次讲座中 Aw. She's skipping the part where one of the spokes
她插到我的眼睛 got me in the eye.
朱莉 我把你的行李拿到楼上去 Julie, I'm gonna take your suitcases upstairs now, okay?
我跟你一起去 我要查查邮件 Oh, I'll come with you. I need to check my e-mail.
马上回来 Mm. Be right back.
苏珊 我 So, Susan, I'm...
我感觉到 I'm sensing that, uh,
你对我的年龄感到很吃惊 you're a little freaked out about my age.
你也知道的 当你24岁女儿打电话 You know, when your 24-year-old daughter calls you
告诉你 她要从大学里把男朋友带回家 and tells you she's bringing home a boy from college,
你会以为 you sort of expect it to be, well...
是个男孩 A boy.
想告诉你 我们直到学期结束 Well, I just want you to know that we didn't start dating
才开始约会 until after the semester was over.
我不跟学生约会 这是我的原则 I don't date students. That's... that's a rule with me.
还真不错 And a damn good one.
老实说 Although strictly speaking,
虽然我的第三任妻子是我的助教 I suppose my third wife was my teaching assistant,
但她严格说来是我的雇员 而不是我的学生 but she was really more of my employee than my student. Your what?
你的什么 学生 Student.
那之前 雇员 Before that. Employee.
再往前 第三任妻子 Before that. Third wife.
就是这个 That's the one.
那你结过三次婚 So you've been married three times?
朱莉没跟你说吗 没说 Didn't Julie tell you that? I don't believe so.
如果她说你40岁 我也许会晕过去 Although I may have blacked out after she told me you were 40.
像你这个年纪的人 So how does a man your age
怎么能离上三次婚 get married and divorced three times?
跟第一任妻子只在一起生活了几个月 Well, my first wife and I were only married a few months,
所以我几乎不算 举行婚礼了吗 so I-I almost don't like to count it. Did someone throw rice at you?
有 那就算 Yeah. It counts.
你是不是生气了 我以为你会理解 Is this upsetting you? I-I thought you'd understand.
朱莉说你也离过婚 Julie said you'd been divorced yourself.
是啊 只有两次 Yeah. Only twice.
两次 不多 比三次少得多 Two. Small number. Much smaller than three.
第一任欺骗了我 所以基本不算 And my first cheated on me, so that doesn't even count.
举行婚礼了吗 闭嘴 Did someone throw rice at you? Shut up.
你也知道 我们都清楚 Look, you and I both know
婚姻的事很难说 that sometimes it just doesn't work out.
没错 Well... That's true.
而且 这次和朱莉不同 我很爱她 And besides, it... it's different with Julie. I love her so much.
我想让你知道 It's very important that you know
我会认真遵守我的承诺的 I take my commitments seriously.
为什么这么说 Why?
天哪 Oh, my god.
罗伊德 过来 Lloyd, come here.
我找不到手机充电器了 I can't find my cell phone charger.
拜托 请替我保密 Please, please, don't say anything.
我想给她个惊喜 谢谢 I want it to be a surprise. Thanks...
妈妈 Mom.
这就是我自家的小厨房 And this is my own little kitchen.
我很自信我老公一定在里面 I'm pretty sure my husband's here somewhere.
奥森 亲爱的 能进来吗 Orson, dear, are you decent?
在这里 宝贝 In here, love.
很高兴见到您 Nice to meet you.
我跟您妻子和继子 聊得非常愉快 I've had the most delightful time with your wife and stepson.
家里收拾得很漂亮 Oh. Your home is stunning.
你不可能事业家庭二者兼顾吧 You cannot run a business and do all this, too.
一定有管家吧 Tell me you have a housekeeper.
如此愉悦身心的事 何必付钱请别人做 Why would I pay someone to do work that gives me such joy?
来点零食吗 Now who wants a little snack?
布里 基本想法是 Oh. Bree, the idea was
跟你一起过平常的一天 for me to spend a typical day with you.
这可太正统了 Mm. So this is legit?
你也太像50年代的主妇了 You're really this Donna Reed housewife from the '50s?
你说起来像是什么坏事 You say that like it's a bad thing.
我认为那个时代有很多地方值得学习 I think that decade had a lot to recommend it.
人人都有价值观 Mm, people had values then...
价值观支撑家庭发展 Values this family strives to uphold.
但不是每个人 But not everyone
都能把家里照顾得美食不断 鲜花常有 can keep a perfect house for a perfect family
安居无忧 其乐融融 with perfect food and perfect flowers.
当然可以 Of course they can...
如果她们读了我的书 就可以 If they read my book, that is. Mm.
好吧 说实话 Okay, truth be told...
我没那么完美 I'm far from perfect.
昨天 我还把一盘脆饼烤焦了 Only yesterday, I burned a whole tray of biscotti.
我还在担心找不到东西写 Wow. And to think, I was worried about finding a lead.
安德鲁 拜托 交给留言机吧 Andrew, please. The machine can get it.
我们招待客人时从不接电话 We never answer the phone while entertaining.
对客人不尊重 So rude to one's guests. Mm.
我再帮您添点茶吧 Now, um, may I pour you some more tea?
我是琼斯先生 有事找奥森·霍吉 This is Mr. Jones for Orson Hodge.
由于假期调整 Due to vacation schedules,
我将成为你的假释官 I'll be filling in for your parole officer.
请给我回个电话 Give me a call, please.
那么 霍吉先生 So, Mr. Hodge...
您坐过牢 You've been to prison.
现在我能当同性恋了吧 Now can I be gay? Huh.
科比 是你吗 Kirby, is that you?
我以为你去看电影了 I thought you went to the movies.
你真的怀孕了吗 Are you really pregnant?
是的 Yes.
几个月前 A couple of months back,
沃伦和我 Warren and I...
我们打架了 W-We fought.
我当时伤得很严重 后来 I was pretty banged up, and... and...
波特过来找科比 Porter came by looking for Kirby,
然后 and... and...
他很 He was so...
友善 那么温柔 Kind and... and gentle.
别说了 Don't.
别狡辩了 真恶心 Don't try and justify this. This is sick.
你真恶心 You are sick.
你儿子 Your son...
爱我 Loves me.
我 也爱他 And... and I love him.
你知道吗 And... and... and you know what?
我很高兴有了波特的孩子 I'm glad I'm having Porter's baby.
该死的 这不是老公进门时 想听到的 Damn. Not exactly what a husband wants to hear coming in the door.
我想饭也没准备好吧 I suppose dinner's not ready, either.
沃伦 抱歉 我 Warren, I'm sorry that...
谢谢你 Thank you.
请你离开 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
别走 Don't go.
我要和我妻子好好谈谈 I need to talk with my wife right now.
很抱歉对你的家庭 I'm sorry for any pain
造成了伤害 斯加沃太太 this has caused your family, Mrs. Scavo.
该死的 Damn it.
想让我丢人 你这臭不要脸的 You think you can humiliate me?! You piece of filth! Aah!
别碰她 别碰她 我要报警了 Get off of her! Get off of her! I'm calling the police!
别多管闲事 Stay out of this! Aah!
你知道 我要还手了 Okay, well, just so you know, I hit back.
报警吧 Call the police.
我倒想听听 她怎么解释这种通奸行为 I'd love to hear her explain her way out of statutory rape.
你给我滚 别回来 You don't live here anymore.
天啊 天啊 Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
很感谢你回来 Thank you for coming back.
我们来啦 伙计们 你们准备好了吗 Here we are, boys! Are you psyched or what?
我感觉我又要吐了 Oh, I feel like I'm gonna puke again.
你好啊 Hey.
你好 Hey.
你们是酷点 You guys cold splash?
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
"长官" "Sir"?
我们是蓝色奥德赛 我看到了 We're blue odyssey. Yeah, I can see that.
演出之后 Uh, so after the gig,
我们去我们经理那儿开派对 we're having a party at our manager's loft.
你们也来吧 那肯定了 You guys should come. Abso-tively.
不过得给家里打个招呼先 We just gotta check with our wives.
你们跟那女的说啥了 Why were you talking to that woman?
她走过来问我们是否认识你 She just walked up and asked if we knew you,
她想从我们这儿打听点小道消息 wanted us to confirm a bunch of rumors.
什么消息 What kind of rumors?
就是 一些她从邻居那儿听来的谣言 Just... stuff she'd heard around the neighborhood.
你真的是一个酒鬼吗 Were you really a boozehound?
李 不 我意思是 那时我认识你就好了 Lee... No, I'm just saying, I wish I'd have known you then.
咱们肯定合得来 她好像知道你很多丢人的事情 We'd have been such good friends. She seemed to know an awful lot about you.
关键词 "丢人" Key word... "awful."
不能这样下去 我必须找到她 I cannot let this happen. I have to find her.
今晚她会去音乐擂台的现场 Well, she's gonna be at the battle of the bands tonight.
为什么 她想听奥森唱歌 以下我引用原话 Why? She wants to hear Orson, and I quote,
"与谋杀对象一起 同台高歌" "sing Harmony with the guy he tried to kill."
天啊 这个女人想破坏 Oh, dear god. This woman is determined
我的生活 让我现在的生活支离破碎 to make my life sound ten times worse than it actually is.
你的第一任丈夫真的和妓女玩SM了吗 Yeah. So was your first husband really into s and m hookers?
现在知道我们为啥到哪儿都不受欢迎了 And you wonder why we're never invited anywhere.
孩子们 妈妈要走了 Okay, girls, mommy's leaving.
我爱你们 I love you!
我正打算今晚去喝个酩酊大醉 I'm planning on having a massive hangover tomorrow,
别让孩子们睡太早 这样我们就可以一起睡懒觉了 so keep the girls up late so we can all sleep in.
天啊 你似乎很开心啊 My, don't you look festive.
维吉妮亚 Virginia.
你来这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
什么意思啊 我们一起去看卡洛斯的演出啊 What do you mean? We're going to watch Carlos' band play.
你今早邀请我去的 还记得吗 You invited me this morning, remember?
不 我记得的 No, uh, what I remember
是你叫我今晚去看电影 was you asking me to the movies tonight,
然后我说我去不了 and me saying I couldn't
因为我要去看卡洛斯的演出 because I was going to watch Carlos' band play.
这有邀请的意思吗 You got invitation out of that?
现在我已来了 亲爱的 还开来豪华轿车 Well, I'm here now, dear, and I have this lovely limo.
赶紧的 我们风风光光地开去俱乐部吧 So come on. We'll ride over to the club in style.
有件事说一下 Well, here's the thing.
我跟朋友们约好一块儿过去了 I'm supposed to go with my girlfriends.
加布 拜托 我很期望看演出呢 Oh, Gaby, please, I was so looking forward to this.
别让我自己一个人去 Don't make me go all alone.
好吧 咱们的目的地反正一样 Well, I guess we're all going to the same place.
到那儿我再和朋友会合也行 I'll just see my friends there.
太好了 Oh, goody!
史密斯医生请到心内科紧急救护病房 Dr. Smith to cardiac I.C.U.
安妮在哪里 Where's Anne?
她睡着了 她没事 发生什么事了 Oh! She's asleep. She's fine. What happened?
我去找安妮谈了谈 I went over to talk to Anne about recent developments.
你去她家了 是的 波特 我必须跟安妮谈谈 You went to her house? Yes, I did, Porter. I had to talk to Anne.
我不知道她丈夫在那儿 I didn't know that her husband was there,
他偷听我们的谈话并且 and he overheard us and...
医生说她很快就没事了 The doctors say she's gonna be fine.
波特 Porter, wh...
你去哪里 该死的 Where are you going? Damn it!
"奎宁水 波本酒 番茄酱" 这就是你的购物清单 "Tonic water, bourbon, ketchup." This is your grocery list?
在大卫电话账单上应该还有其他东西 There's got to be something else on Dave's phone bill
这会对我们有所帮助 不是吗 that will help us. Uh, there isn't.
别买椰菜了 你不会喜欢的 Oh, don't get broccoli. It is not your friend.
你跟我说你反复核对过 You're telling me that you cross-checked
这些数字了 没拉下什么吧 对 all those other numbers, and there was nothing? Squat.
关键就是那个医生 对啊 The key is this doctor guy. Yeah.
也许我们应该咬紧牙关挺过去 我们去波士顿 Maybe we should just bite the bullet and go to Boston.
对 也许我们面对面跟他谈能知道更多 Yeah. Maybe we can get more out of him face-to-face.
今晚你要去看摇滚表演吗 Hey, you wanna go to a rock show tonight?
我 和你 Me? With you?
我和你有点不合拍啊 Well, I'm a little out of your league,
但是你肯定会去的 but if it'll get you there, sure.
我认为我不会去 但是谢了 I don't think I can, but thanks.
拿着 万一你改变主意的话 Here, in case you change your mind.
我注意到 And then I noticed
玛利亚的口袋里装满了银饰 that Maria's pockets were stuffed with silverware.
我跟你说 这些天不可能有贵人相助 I'm telling you, it's impossible to find good help these days.
好了 你很快就会知道的 Well, you'll know soon enough
不过要等到我的胆固醇最终恢复正常 when my cholesterol finally gets the better of me.
不要这么说 Don't talk like that.
你要干酪汉堡还是其它什么 You want a cheeseburger or something?
必须制止他们 我得做点什么才行 That has got to stop. I'm gonna do something.
为什么 朱莉已经长大成人了 Why? Julie's a grown woman.
她可真是个发春的大姑娘 Uh-huh, she's a grown woman with stars in her eyes
居然跟一个结过三次婚的家伙拍拖 who's in love with a 3-time loser.
如果她接受他的求婚 If she wants to accept his proposal,
那就是她自己的事 that's her business.
但是同时 你不能毁了他带给她的惊喜 But in the meantime, you're not gonna ruin his surprise.
不能吗 不能 Aren't I? No.
你说的对 You're right.
那我就不管了 I'll stay out of it.
我去趟洗手间 Oh, now where is the little girls' room?
那个家伙干嘛拿给你张CD Hey, why did that guy hand you a cd?
你不叫朱莉吧 不 怎么了 Your name isn't Julie, is it? No. Why?
他想让我放里面的一首歌 Well, there's a song on there he wants me to play.
我猜他打算跟女友求婚还是怎么的吧 今晚吗 I guess he's gonna propose to his girlfriend or something. Tonight?!
多温馨啊 Isn't that lovely?
♪ 哦 朱莉 你爱我吗 你在乎吗 ♪ ♪ Whoa, oh Julie, Julie, Julie, do you love me? Julie, Julie, Julie, do you care? ♪
♪ 哦 朱莉 在想我吗 在等我吗 ♪ ♪ Julie, Julie, are you thinking of me? Julie, Julie, will you still be there? ♪
你们两个 怎么样 Hey, you two. What's going on?
还行 你呢 Um, nothing. What's going on with you?
我只是很喜欢这首歌 Oh, I just love this song.
杰克逊好像不是很喜欢跳舞 所以 And Jackson doesn't like to dance, so...
很好玩吧 Isn't this fun?
是的 It was.
唤起了我对自己青春与单身的回忆 Oh, reminds me of being young and single.
我真希望我不曾失去它们 Oh, I wish I'd never given up that.
是啊 苏珊 Uh... Yeah, Susan.
听着 我不想无礼或者怎样 Listen, uh, I don't want to, uh, uh, sound rude or anything,
但是这宝贵时刻是属于二人世界的 but this is really a-a moment that's meant for two.
对 太对了 Right! Right.
你介意去休息一下让我和我女儿跳会舞吗 You mind easing away so I can dance with my daughter?
苏珊 Mm, Susan?
你在这干嘛 What are you doing?
我只是跟着音乐 翩翩起舞而已 I'm... just movin' to the music.
那好 你跟我过来一下 Mm, yeah. You're coming with me.
不 不 不 Uh, no. No. No, no.
不 好吧 No! No, no, no! Oh, all right!
不管他对你说什么 你要答应我要对他说不 But no matter what he asks you, promise me you'll say "no."
苏珊 Susan!
罗伊德 对不起 我忍不住了 Lloyd, I'm sorry. I can't help it.
我可不想让我女儿成为某人的第四任妻子 I don't want my daughter to be someone's fourth wife.
妻子 你想向我求婚吗 Wife? Were you gonna ask me to marry you?
关于这点咱们还用挑明吗 Oh, uh, were we not clear on that by now?
别开玩笑 我们才约会了三个月 You can't be serious. We've only been dating three months.
我知道 但是我感觉咱们如此合适 Well, yes, I know, but I have such a good feeling about us.
对 比之前的更合拍 Right, better feelings than you had
第一任妻子 二任 三任 妈 about wives one, two and three? Mom.
你人真的很好 You are very sweet,
但是我不打算结婚 永远不 but I'm not getting married... ever.
永远 永远是什么意思 "Ever"? W-What do you mean "ever"?
我们以后再谈 We'll talk about this later.
我真的就想独自呆一会 I just really need a moment to myself.
谢谢 Thank you.
布里 亲爱的 Bree, darling.
对我 "亲爱的"还是省省吧 桑德拉 Spare me your "darling," Sandra.
我知道你一直想从我身上挖点猛料 I know you've been trying to dig up dirt on me.
我只是在做我的工作 Mm, just doing my job.
坦白说 我并不需要那么努力 And frankly, I didn't have to dig all that hard.
我写了一本烹调书 桑德拉 I wrote a cookbook, Sandra...
肉馅糕 派 桃味馅饼 Meatloaf, pot pies, peach cobbler.
你为什么一定要盯着我不放呢 Why are you trying to crucify me?
因为那根本不是一本烹调书 布里 Because it's not a cookbook, Bree.
那是一本告诉别人自己有多棒的书 It's a "look how great I am" book...
你想让每个看到这本书的女人 都觉得自己很失败 One designed to make every woman who reads it feel like a failure
如果她达不到要求的话 if she doesn't measure up.
你就是想让别的女人感到羞耻 What you're selling's a total sham.
不是这样的 桑德拉 But it isn't, Sandra,
我并不认为我很能干 because I don't think I'm great.
我失败的次数难以计数 I have fallen down more times than I can count,
跟其它的家庭主妇一样 just like so many other housewives out there.
我们只是在坚持而已 We're all just barely holding on,
而且 我们都认为自己在独行 and we all think that we're alone.
也许你是对的 它不仅仅是一本烹调书 So maybe you're right. Maybe it isn't a cookbook.
它是连接我和其它女人的生命线 It's a lifeline from me to those other women,
我希望她们能知道 because I want them to know
总有机会能把事情做好 there's always a chance to get something right...
即便只是做菜 Even if it's just a casserole.
你为什么不一开始就告诉我呢 布里 Why didn't you just tell me that right up front, Bree?
我可以从这方面入手写稿 That's an angle I can work with.
今天我有好消息 I got some good news today.
我跟校长谈过了 I've been speaking with the headmaster
格林布莱尔的全日制学校 at greenbrier country day school,
我请他们给孩子们预留了两个位置 and I got them to reserve two spots for the girls.
下学期开始 谢谢 但是她们已经有学校了 They start next term. Well, thanks, but the girls already have a school.
我知道 公立学校 这是一所很棒的学校 Yes, I know... a public school. This is a good school.
维吉妮亚 她们喜欢现在的生活 Virginia, they're happy where they are.
她们爱美景镇 They love Fairview.
再说 格林布莱尔 几乎要一小时的车程 我会给她们雇个司机 Besides, greenbrier's, like, an hour away. So I'll get them a driver.
对她们来说 这待遇不错吧 不 我想让她们呆在我的身边 That would be a real treat for them. No, I want them to be close by.
她们上学时万一生病或者有其它事 They could need me during the school day...
可能会需要我的 学校的护士会照看她们的 Get sick or something. Oh, that's what school nurses are for.
亲爱的 我坚信我的决定 Dear, this is a decision I feel very strongly about.
恐怕我会一直坚持下去的 I'm afraid I have to insist.
拉倒吧 涉及我的女儿们 Excuse me. You don't get to insist on anything
你什么也无权坚持 when it comes to my daughters.
我认为 鉴于我对你们家的投资程度 I think, given the extent of my investment in this family,
我拥有一定的话语权 I should have some say.
我会给你时间好好考虑的 I'll just give you some time to think about it.
我根本不需要时间考虑 钱你自己留着吧 I don't need any time to think about it. Keep your money.
你这样太草率了 Now you're being reckless.
知道吗 我喜欢钱 我非常喜欢钱 You know something? I like money. I like it a lot.
几年前 And a couple years ago,
你甚至可以用你的财富买下我 you could've bought me with that big fortune of yours.
但是我现在是个母亲 我要对孩子负责 But I'm a mom now, and I make the decisions for my kids.
这是用钱买不来的 And that is something that cannot be bought.
加布 我也可以做出决定 Gaby, I can make a decision, too.
我可以明早就把律师叫来 I can call my lawyer tomorrow morning
取消你的继承权 那就是你的权利了 你这个老疯婆子 and take you out of my will. And that is your right as a crazy old rich lady.
谢谢 Thank you.
不接电话 大卫 Screening your calls now, Dave?
我猜猜看 Let me guess.
你可以解释这一切 You can explain everything.
真的非常 非常抱歉 医生 I'm really, really sorry, doc.
你改了名字 You changed your name
没有告诉我 and didn't tell me.
你搬到了美景镇 You're living in Fairview...
你曾发誓绝不会搬到这里 The one place you swore you wouldn't go.
我不是为了骗你而改名字 I didn't change my name to be deceptive.
我只是想从新开始 I just wanted a fresh start.
美景镇对你来说可不是个新开始 Fairview is not a fresh start for you.
我的妻子伊迪 她来自这里 My wife Edie... she's from here,
她也非常想搬回家乡 我同意了 and she really wanted to move back, and I said okay.
你告诉她你的过去了吗 Did you tell her your history?
你告诉她了吗 Did you tell her
为什么待在这里 why it's not healthy...
对你来说 Or safe...
既不健康 又不安全 For you to be here?
她什么都知道 She knows everything,
我在这里真的过的很好 and I'm in a really good place right now.
不过 But...
可以等表演结束我们再聊吗 Can we talk about this after the show?
这些人 These guys...
他们是我的朋友 They're my friends,
他们需要我 and they're depending on me.
表演一结束 我们就谈 The moment you're finished playing.
音乐擂台 现在开始 Let's start this year's battle of the bands
第一组 with our first group.
掌声有请 酷点 Give it up for cold splash!
♪ 我向旋转的地球仪投掷飞镖 ♪ ♪ I threw darts at a spinning globe ♪
♪ 交换护照照片 ♪ ♪ swapping out passport photos ♪
如果是为了 Spare me the apology
多次插手我的生活来道歉 就免了吧 for butting into my life for the millionth time.
你说你永远不结婚是什么意思 为什么要结 What is this about you never getting married? Why would I?
如果说我从你的婚姻史学到了什么 If there's one thing I've learned from your experience,
婚姻就是坟墓 marriage is a joke.
我相信婚姻 Hey, I believe in marriage.
为什么 Why?
先是爸爸为了小秘离开了你 First there was dad, who left you for his secretary,
之后是麦克 and then Mike...
他是你一生的挚爱 但是你们还是玩完了 He was the love of your life, and it still went to hell.
实话实说 告诉我婚姻哪里好 I mean, honestly... Just tell me what the upside is.
朱莉 你还这么年轻 你不该这么愤世嫉俗 Oh, Julie, you're way too young to be this cynical.
我不是愤世嫉俗 I am not cynical.
我只是很现实 I'm realistic.
我只是 我只是试着保护自己 I'm... I'm just trying to protect myself.
竖起心墙可不是保护自己 Well, putting a wall around your heart doesn't protect you.
它只会挡住别人 我好不容易才学会这一点 It just keeps people out. I learned that the hard way.
现在和杰克逊一起 Now with Jackson...
我发现我喜欢充满希望 I remember that I like feeling hopeful.
我喜欢相信"从此幸福快乐的生活在一起" I like believing in "happily ever after."
我真的希望你也可以这样 I really wish that you felt that way, too.
不好意思没小费 但是我刚飞了5千万 Sorry about the tip, but I just lost $50 million.
♪ 我不知道还能问谁 ♪ ♪ I don't know who else to ask ♪
请让一下 Excuse me.
加布 看到波特了吗 Gaby, have you seen Porter?
没看到 怎么了 他也来了 No, I haven't. Why? Is he supposed to be here?
不是 如果你见到他 告诉我 No. So if you see him, please tell me.
谢谢 Mm-hmm. Thanks.
♪ 我是个浪漫主义者 ♪ ♪ I'm a romantic ♪
♪ 但绝不是珍珠般的白色 ♪ ♪ but never pearly white ♪
♪ 我所有的头发都长出来了♪ ♪ all my hair grows in ♪
♪ 皱纹离开我的皮肤 ♪ ♪ wrinkles leave my skin ♪
♪ 但仍然不会褪色 ♪ ♪ but still don't fade ♪
拜托 今晚 我们可不是管子工 按摩师 Yeah, come on. Tonight, we're not a plumber and a masseur
披萨老板 我们今晚是摇滚乐队 and a guy that makes pizzas. We're a rock 'n' roll band.
是吧 大卫 Right, Dave?
当然 Absolutely.
我去和灯光师确认下 Look, I'm gonna check with the guy about the light cues.
你好 医生 Hey, doc.
他在你的乐队里 He's in your band?!
我知道了 Oh. I know.
听起来很疯狂 但是我们已经克服了一切 It sounds crazy, but we've worked through everything.
这很好 It's cool.
不 这太危险了 No. This is too dangerous.
我现在就要和他谈谈 I need to speak to him right now.
医生 这件事你一定要相信我 好吗 Doc, you just have to trust me on this one, okay?
现在 大卫 我现在就要和他谈 Now, Dave. I speak to him right now...
否则我就报警 Or I call the police.
♪ 有点关于...♪ ♪ A little bit about... ♪
好吧 你赢了 Okay. You win.
过来 Come on.
我希望你知道 Ah. I hope you realize
我这么做是为了帮你 I'm only doing this because I want to help you.
我真的非常关心你 大卫 I genuinely care about you, Dave.
我知道的 海勒医生 I know you do, Dr. Heller.
我喜欢你 And I like you.
事实上 我非常喜欢你 Actually, I like you a lot.
对不起 I'm sorry.
♪ 关于你自己？♪ ♪ a bit about yourself? ♪
这听起来很疯狂 I know this is gonna sound crazy,
但是我能感觉到我们的恐惧 but I can actually smell our fear.
要是知道出口在哪儿 我肯定会逃跑的 If I could see where the exits are, I'd run for 'em.
难以置信我们被大卫忽悠到这里 大卫去哪儿了 I can't believe we let Dave talk us into this. By the way, where is Dave?
杰克逊 你要去哪儿 Hey, Jackson. Where are you going?
他们就要上台了 The guys are about to start.
去厕所 马上回来 男厕所堵住了 Uh, bathroom. Back in a sec. Oh, the men's room's packed,
那边的员工厕所能用 谢啦 but there's an employee bathroom back there. Thank you.
大卫 这是厕所吗 Hey, Dave, is that the bathroom?
不是 在那边 No. I think that's it there.
好的 谢啦 Oh. Okay. Thanks.
我们要上台了 大卫到底去哪儿了 We're up. Where the hell is Dave?
对不起 Sorry.
还以为你把我们丢下了 你去哪儿了 We thought you ditched us. Where were you?
得喝点酒壮壮胆 来吧伙计们 上台吧 奥德赛 奥德赛 Needed a little liquid courage. Come on, boys. Let's do it. Odyssey! Odyssey!
女士们先生们 Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
又到了音乐擂台 the battle of the bands is back,
热烈欢迎蓝色奥德赛乐队 so please give a big welcome to blue odyssey.
♪ 野马萨莉 ♪ ♪ mustang Sally ♪
♪ 我想你最好放慢野马的速度 ♪ ♪ guess you better slow your mustang down ♪
沃伦 啥 Hey, Warren. Yeah?
♪ 野马萨莉 现在 宝贝 ♪ ♪ Mustang Sally now, baby ♪
起来 小杂种 Get up, you little bastard!
你敢碰他 你敢 Don't you touch him! Don't you touch him!
回家去 我知道你对安做过什么 Go home now! I know what you did to Anne.
最好听你妈妈的话 小子 回家去 Better listen to your mommy, little boy. Go home.
你死定了 不管付出任何代价 你死定了 You're dead. I don't care what it takes. You're dead.
闭嘴 出去 Stop it! Go on! Go on! Go on!
♪ 你跑遍了全城 ♪ ♪ You've been running all over town ♪
打女人和孩子 Hitting women and children?
骄傲吧 You must be so proud.
把门锁上 Lock that door.
你怎么想的 What were you thinking?
你会受伤的 You could've gotten hurt in there!
你得为此负责 都是你的错 You are responsible for this. Whatever happens is your fault.
♪ 骑吧 莎莉 骑吧 ♪ ♪ Ride, Sally, ride ♪
♪ 其中一个清晨 ♪ ♪ one of these early mornings ♪
♪ 你要擦眼泪了 是吗 ♪ ♪ you gonna be wipin' your weepin' eyes, yeah ♪
♪ 野马萨莉 ♪ ♪ mustang Sally ♪
天哪 着火了 Oh, my god! Fire!
怎么回事 What's... what's happening?
这边 这边来 This way! This way!
杰克逊 他还在洗手间 那边有安全出口 Jackson... he's in the bathroom. Oh, there's an exit there.
他会出去的 快走 我们得跑出去 He'll get out. Come on. We have to go now.
有人吗 开门 Hey! Hey! Open up!
加布 你的朋友 Gaby! Your friend! Hey!
该死 Oh, crap.
快来 我带你出去 Come on. Let's get you out of here.
快走 Let's go. Okay.
既然我救了你的命 Hey, since I'm saving your life and all,
你是不是会把我们 继续留在遗嘱里 不会 you wanna think about maybe keeping us in your will? No.
我就是随口说说 Eh, it was worth a shot.
门锁住了 It's locked.
小心 Look out!
别挤 Quit pushing!
快上来 不 我要保证 Come on. No, I gotta make sure everyone gets out of here. Go!
每个人都离开这儿 快走 Go!
快走 Aah!
别挤 一个一个来 Don't push! One at a time!
杰克逊 Jackson! Jackson!
你要去哪儿 快离开这儿 What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!
杰克逊 他还在里面 在洗手间里 Jackson... he's still in there. He's in the bathroom.
我去找他 快离开 麦克 I'll get him. Go. Just go. Mike...
快出去 Get out! Go!
杰克逊 Jackson! Jackson!
杰克逊 谢天谢地 Jackson. Thank god.
麦克呢 Where's Mike?
我不知道 没看到他 I don't know. I didn't see him.
他还在里面吗 是 他进去找你了 Is he still in there? Yeah! He went in there to find you.
什么 麦克还在里面 What? Mike? Mike's still in there?
大卫 别去 Dave, no!
麦克 Ohh! Mike!
麦克 Mike!
妈妈 爸爸 Mom! Dad. Aah!
波特 我让你回去的 你还在这儿干什么 Porter, I told you to go home. What are you doing here?
你个小杂种 You! You son of a bitch!
你干的好事 你在说什么 离我儿子远点 You did this! What are you talking about? Stay away from my kid!
你儿子烧了我的俱乐部 Your kid burned down my club.
苏珊 他还在里面吗 Susan, do you think he's still in there?
我没看到他 I didn't see him.
我丈夫还在里面 Look, my husband's still inside.
你得进去救他 You've gotta go back in there!
对不起 房顶要塌了 I'm sorry. That roof is about to collapse.
请退后 Now please get back.
有人出来了 Someone's coming!
坚持住 咱们还没玩完呢 Hang in there. I'm not done with you yet.
昨晚美景镇发生火灾 There was a fire last night in Fairview.
如果你打开晨报 If you open up your morning paper,
就能读到有哪些人获救 you can read about those who survived...
哪些人受伤 And those who were injured...
哪些人死里逃生 Those who barely escaped with their lives...
又有哪些人不幸遇难 And those who didn't.
同时你能获悉有个男人冒着生命危险 You can also read about a man who risked his life
去救他的邻居 to rescue his neighbor.
但是你无从知道 What you won't read about
他为何如此勇敢 are the reasons for this bravery.
你就是从火场中救人的那位先生 You're the one who pulled that guy out of the fire.
我能采访你吗 Can I interview you?
那是因为 And that's because...
没有人会怀疑 No one ever doubts...
一个英雄 A hero.