《绝望主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
波特·斯加沃 你被捕了 什么 Porter Scavo, you are under arrest. What?!
波特和那场火灾毫无关系 Porter had nothing to do with that fire.
可是有目击者指证了他 Apparently there is a witness that says otherwise.
目击者 他们在说什么胡话 A witness? What are they talking about?
波特被控告 却未被定罪 Porter was accused but not convicted.
凯瑟琳的恋爱 Katherine's love affair...
我收到了你送的花 动了真情 I got the flowers. Became serious.
妈妈体重得减掉几磅 Mommy needs to lose a few pounds.
想帮妈妈重拾美貌吗 不 You wanna help mommy be beautiful again? No.
加布心意已决 As did Gaby's resolve.
这是我出版的烹饪书 Here's my cookbook.
布里的成功 付出了昂贵的代价 And Bree's success came at a price.
你可能有时太强势 You can be a little tough sometimes.
不用想也知道 我觉得我不强势 It's only to be expected. I don't think I do that.
知道你没有自知之明 I know you don't.
人们在郊区 不谈论金钱 People don't talk about money in the suburbs...
大多是因为他们无需言论 Mostly because they don't need to.
有钱人家 The ones who have it
会让你看到他们添置新衣 let you know with their brand-new clothes...
购买昂贵电器 Their expensive appliances...
这些很好 Those are good.
草地修剪整齐 And their manicured lawns.
穷人家 The ones who don't have it
让你知晓 他们陈旧的烧烤架 let you know with barbecues that need replacing...
掉漆的墙壁 Walls that need painting...
和香车 And classic cars...
需要变卖 That need to be sold.
钥匙给你 沃尔特 车归你了 太好了 Hey you go, Walter. She's all yours. This is so awesome!
汤姆在哪里 我想向他道谢 Where's Tom? I wanna thank him
他成就了我人生最美好的一天 他在家里 for making this the greatest day of my life. He's inside,
可他抽泣时祝你一路顺风 but between sobs, he wished you happy driving.
那人开着汤姆的车去哪里 Where is that man going with Tom's car?
那人叫沃尔特·布罗斯基 刚买下那辆车 Oh, that man is Walter brotski, and he just bought it.
汤姆爱死那辆车了 为什么你会把它卖了 Tom loves that car. Why would you sell it?
很遗憾 我们负担不起汤姆的中年危机 Sadly, we can no longer afford Tom's midlife crisis.
好吧 是这样 我们 Okay, here's the deal. We're...
差不多破产了 Sort of broke.
勒奈特 Oh. Lynette.
我们要在波特的律师费 Between Porter's legal fees
和那间镇上的废墟做出选择 尽管是个餐馆 and that ghost town that we call a restaurant...
"斯加沃之家"生意很好 经济不景气时 I thought Scavo's was doing well. When times get tough,
人们不吃匹萨 不开跑车也行 people do without things like pizza and sports cars.
我很遗憾 我不知情 没事 I am so sorry. I had no idea. It's okay.
别说出去 这事传出去我脸上挂不住 Just keep it under your hat. It's a little embarrassing.
别觉得不光彩 You should not be embarrassed.
这是糟糕的经济惹的祸 我们处境相同 This is a horrible economy. We're all in the same boat. Mm.
你们好 女士们 你们觉得怎么样 Hello, ladies. What do you think?
你买了辆新车 You bought a new car?
我出的书刚上了《时代》杂志最佳畅销书榜单 My book just made the "times'" best seller list.
他们还要我续3本书 我等不及要挥霍一番 Now they're talking 3-book deal, so I got the urge to splurge.
瞧瞧我短停时 什么东西吹到风挡上了 Oh! And look what just blew on my windshield at the stop sign!
生活真美好 Ah! Life is good.
没错 人们不在郊区谈论金钱 Yes, people don't talk about money in the suburbs
因为几家欢喜 because when they do,
几家恼火 other people get angry.
不紫藤巷里不管何时有人 Whenever someone on Wisteria Lane
买了新车 buys a new car,
都要进行一个简单的仪式 a simple ritual is performed.
那你们觉得我的新车怎么样 So how do you like my new car?
太漂亮了 嫉妒死你了 It's gorgeous! I am so jealous.
我要有一辆就好了 I wish I had one.
可这天 But on this day,
车主的一个朋友 one of the owner's friends
不愿多加赞扬 refused to participate in the ritual.
并且更令人吃惊的是 And even more surprisingly,
正在夸夸奇谈的车主 the owner of the car in question
没有留心她的异常 didn't seem to notice.
还有个冰柜 Look, there's even a refrigerator.
雷克萨斯的经销商说里面有足够空间 The Lexus dealer said there's just enough room
放置一小瓶香槟酒和两个冰杯 for a split of champagne and two chilled glasses. Ooh. Ahh.
最棒的是 它使用混合动力 Mmm! And the best thing is, it's a hybrid
基本听不到声音 给你们演示一下 so you can barely hear it. Let me show you.
其实我该回去工作了 Actually, I have to go to work.
但恭喜你 布里 车很漂亮 But congratulations, Bree. It's a beauty.
是我的原因 还是她走得太唐突 Was it just me, or was that a little abrupt?
她不是针对你 Eh, don't take it personally.
我想她被其它事搅乱了心神 I think she's got other things on her mind.
亲爱的 出了什么事 Oh, dear. Is something wrong?
显然她和汤姆遇到了财政问题 Well... Apparently, she and Tom are having financial problems.
他们刚变卖了汤姆的车 They just had to sell Tom's car.
我看到她出现在废品回收中心 And you know, I saw her at the recycling center.
她当时正卖罐头换钱 She was turning her cans in for money.
就好比把自己的卵子 Ohh. Yikes. That's, like, a half a step away
挂在网上变卖 from selling your eggs on the Internet. Oh.
可我却在她面前炫耀我新买的香车 And here I am, rubbing my fabulous new car in her face.
我太差劲了 I feel awful.
别自责 你怎么会知道她现在的遭遇 Oh, don't. How could you have known?
谢天谢地我还没给她看 汽车如何自动停车 Thank god I didn't show her how the car parks itself.
可你想演示给我们看 对吗 But you're gonna show us, right?
真的很神奇 Well, it is pretty amazing!
很高兴再见到你 梅尔夫人 Well, it's nice to see you again, Mrs. Mayer.
谢谢抽空与我们会面 霍勃森先生 Thank you for agreeing to see us, Mr. Hobson.
管理一所像奥克列吉这样的学校 Running a school like oakridge
让你不容你有太多 mustn't leave you with much...
空闲时间 Free time.
很高兴责成为您效劳 Happy to oblige.
我听传闻说 So I heard through the grapevine
可能贵校还有一个入学名额 that there might be an opening for another student?
你想你是指亨德森家孩子被开除这事 I assume you're referring to the Henderson boy's expulsion?
对 他打了老师 对吗 Yeah. He bit his teacher, huh?
他们和哥哥托比 They had that problem
就经常打架 with their older boy, Toby.
真是个不安分的家庭 It's a family of biters.
这整件事都相当不幸 Well, the whole situation was incredibly unfortunate.
可我们无法容忍这种恶行 But... Mm. We can't tolerate that kind of behavior.
你无需担心m.j.会有此类问题 Well, you wouldn't have to worry about that with M.J.
他品行端正 He's so well-behaved.
我知道你迫切希望儿子进入奥克列吉学校 Look, I know how much you want your son at oakridge.
你过去5个月都每周都来电询问 You've called us every week for the past five months.
我知道我太心急 请别迁怒于m.j. I've been too pushy. Oh, please don't take it out on M.J.
他非常聪明伶俐 说两句西班牙语 He is such a bright kid. Say something in Spanish.
我烦透了 I'm bored.
用西班牙语讲"烦透了" Be bored in Spanish.
梅尔夫人 别紧张 Mrs. Mayer, you can relax.
我们很欢迎m.j.来本校就读 We would love to have M.J. Join us here.
真的吗 真的 Seriously? Yes.
其实他的名字在我们候选名单中排第一位 As a matter of fact, his name was first on our waiting list.
太棒了 Fantastic!
给你课程表 Oh! Here's a schedule for you.
这些是你要填写的保险申请表格 Here are some insurance forms you need to fill out.
还有这是学费 And here's the tuition.
你也看到了 有点小涨 As you can see, it's gone up a tad. Oh.
对 的确是"小涨" Yeah. That's quite a tad.
可我们年中才上学 But we're starting in the middle of the year,
所以我们只需支付一半对吗 so we'd only pay half, right?
对 我们已经按比例计算了 那就是一半 Yes. We've already prorated it. That is half.
太好了 Fantastic.
我刚想到一个好节目 Hey, I just thought of a way
来庆祝我们结婚纪念日 for us to celebrate our anniversary next week.
在棕榈树餐厅共进晚餐怎样 What do you think about dinner at the palm?
棕榈树餐厅 The palm?
一进去 As in,
"他们不在菜单上标示价格的"棕榈树餐厅吗 "they don't even show the prices on the menu" the palm?
亲爱的 我们还在偿还信用卡透支债务 Honey, we're still paying off credit card debt.
已经还了 活干完了 我拿到了奖金 Not anymore. The deal closed. I got the bonus.
天呐 Oh, my god!
太棒了 That's great!
为什么今早 Oh, why didn't you tell me this
求我和你同床时不说 when you were begging for sex this morning?
你同样能把活干完 You would've closed that deal, too. Oh!
我们又有钱了 哈雷路亚 Oh. We're rich again! Hallelujah! Well, we are not
我们没有"用5元债券点燃雪茄"那么富有 "lighting cigars with $5 bills" rich,
可我们奋斗目标正确 but we are headed in the right direction.
亲爱的 我们又能回到从前了 Oh! Honey, we're gonna be us again...
成为富有的卡洛斯和加布 The old Carlos and Gaby.
知道吗 You know what?
我要穿上你向我求婚那晚穿的礼服 I'm gonna wear my dress from the night you proposed.
还穿得下吗 You still fit in that?
我们又有钱啦 哈雷路亚 We're rich again! Hallelujah!
你没有注意到我已经把肥臀减掉了吗 Have you not noticed me working my butt off?
我已经减回了接近我们结婚时的体重 I'm almost back to the weight I was when we got married!
我想说的是 All I meant was...
你不必穿旧裙子 You don't have to wear an old dress.
我会给你买条新的 I will buy you a new one.
不不 这样会更浪漫 No, no. This'll be way more romantic.
我已经脱胎换骨啦 I'm one good colonic away from being the old me!
我打电话去餐馆预约 I'll call the restaurant.
他们可以在蛋糕上写上这话 They can write that on the cake.
抱歉 我知道你有多爱那辆车 Sorry. I know how much you loved that car.
这是我唯一缅怀她的方式 This is all I have to remember her by.
我叫她"狐狸精" 知道为什么吗 I called her "foxy." You wanna know why?
不 No.
汤姆 Tom.
我刚听说 你把车卖了吗 I just heard. You sold the car?
对 Yeah.
我们需要钱 而餐馆也快倒闭了 Well, we needed the money. The restaurant is dying.
显然人们不想从 纵火犯的父母 Apparently, people don't wanna buy their pizza
那里买匹萨 但波特没有纵火 from parents of an alleged arsonist. Yeah, but Porter didn't do it.
可能人们还认为他有罪 Well, maybe people still think that he's guilty,
或者可能是经济萧条原因 or maybe it's the economy.
也可能两者兼而有之 我不清楚 Or maybe it's both. I don't know.
我知道的是 我在驾驶一辆"老爹车" All I know is, I am driving a "dad car"
而其他人开着"狐狸精"招摇过市 while some other guy is out rolling with foxy.
兄弟 我很遗憾 Oh, buddy. I'm so sorry.
希望能帮到点忙 I wish there was something I could do.
我们得走了 We should get going.
有用得着的地方 吱个声儿 But if we can help in any way, um, let us know.
好吗 谢谢 Okay? Thanks.
好的 刚才怎么了 Okay, what just happened back there?
没什么 Nothing.
越装越像 Oh, yeah. Like that's gonna work.
要装蒜 你可不是我的对手 Why can't you ever remember who you're dealing with?
鲍伯 鲍伯 鲍伯 鲍伯 不说我没完 Bob? Bob? Bob? Bob... I can keep this up all day.
鲍伯 好了 Bob? B... fine.
波特的案子有些事我还没理清 The day the case against Porter was dismissed,
于是我重新看了档案室发给我的材料 I was going over the discovery materials that the d.A. Sent me.
是吗 怎么了 Okay? So?
说波特在俱乐部库房的目击证人 The witness who put Porter in the storage room at the club,
也是唯一可能嫁祸他纵火的人 the only one linking him directly to the arson...
是汤姆的哥们 大卫·威廉姆斯 Tom's helpful buddy there... Dave Williams.
什么 没错 What? Yeah.
波特根本不在那儿 Porter wasn't even in the building.
大卫到底干了什么 What the hell is Dave doing?
不知道 但我们得告诉汤姆和勒奈特 I don't know, but we have to tell Tom and Lynette.
不行 那样会得罪人 No, that'll just get ugly.
我不在乎 I'm okay with that.
李 这会给我们惹麻烦的 Lee, the charges have been dropped.
不关我们的事 It's no longer our business.
再说 还牵扯到大卫 Besides, there's something about that Dave guy
我不敢 that scares me.
我不懂 Oh! Oh, I don't get it!
我只不过比标准体重多了一点点 I'm only a few pounds away from my runway weight.
要改一下吗 那是自欺欺人 You want me to let it out? That would be cheating.
再去解个手 I'm gonna try to go pee again.
没关系的 你生过两个孩子 It's okay. You've had two children.
身材变形很正常 想开点 看看我 The weight redistributes. Give in to it! I did.
琼 你不是想得开 Jean, you didn't just give in to it.
你是往身上涂了层奶酪 You slapped a piece of cheese on it.
我说话比较直 把边改一下 Yeah, I said it. Now just fix the hem.
这次 别留下毛边 And this time, try not to leave the edges frayed.
伊迪 等等 Ooh! Ooh! Hey, Edie! Wait up!
别忘了 扣子掉了 Now don't forget, the clasp is broken.
我会缝上的 Oh, I'll replace it.
但肯定会有瑕疵 It may not match exactly.
但 用你头发就能遮住 But, um, your hair will cover it.
琼 索利斯带我去棕榈树餐厅 不是吃快餐 Jean, Carlos is taking me to the palm, not out for hoagies.
做漂亮点 Make it perfect.
琼回来做你的裁缝师了 Huh. I see Jean is back.
风水轮流转 Ah, yeah. Times are good.
她没赶上 Not for her.
麦克罗斯基夫人说 Her, Mrs. McCluskey said something
你一天瘦了5磅 about you losing 5 pounds in one day.
怎么做到的 How'd you do that?
喝威士忌酒还收拾了她整个草坪 I got drunk on bourbon and threw up all over her lawn.
不是指这个 关于新兵训练营的 No, not that story. Something about a boot camp.
才开始没多久 Oh, yeah. Just started.
军事化 高强度的 Very military, very intense.
太棒了 我在试着穿上一条以前的裙子 That's perfect. I'm trying to fit in an old dress.
我需要压力 休想 没介绍人你进不去 I need intense. Forget it. You can't get in without a recommendation,
我不会引荐你的 为什么 and I'm not recommending you. Why not?
你为难过我 这就是原因 Because you'd embarrass me. This is real exercise.
那不是练瑜伽喝咖啡的地方 It's not the lotus position followed by a mocha latte.
怕我身材好了把你比下去吧 Oh, you're just afraid I'm gonna look better than you!
早上6点 公园见 等着陪上小命吧 6:00 A.M., the park. Prepare to die.
天哪 这是学费 Jeez. This is the tuition?
我们想凑足他大学第一年的学费 We're gonna blow his college fund on first grade.
我明白 我们不得不放弃些奢侈品 I know, I know. We may have to give up a few luxuries.
比如食物和高热量的 Yeah, like food and heat.
你知道他们在那学校会遇到的问题 Okay, you know the problems they're having at his school.
所以现在得缩减开支 And now with all the budget cutbacks...
我是说 尽可能想得到的地方 I mean, this place is fabulous.
我没说不是 但送他去那我承受不了 Yeah, I'm not saying it's not. I'd kill to send him there.
可我不能变卦 我们得想想办法 But I just can't swing it. Well, we've gotta do something.
我的编辑刚辞职 My editor just quit,
我的书也才下架 and my books are not exactly flying off the shelves.
还有其他办法吗 我会的 Could you pick up some extra shifts? Oh, yeah, I will...
要是一天有30个小时的话 As soon as they create a 30-hour day.
我保证忙个不停 I'm working around the clock.
你前3个月干的那份大差呢 What about that big job you just did for the last three months?
用那钱都干什么去了 What did you do with that money?
苏珊 我们已经离婚了 Susan, we're not married anymore.
如何用钱 轮不到你来管 And what I do with my money is none of your business.
要是我们没离婚 你会 Yeah, well, if we were still married, you'd...
听我把话说完的 Probably would've waited until I finished my sentence.
这是什么 What's this?
支票 A check.
我知道你和汤姆现在在困难时期 I understand you and Tom are going through some rough times.
谢谢 但我不能接受 No. Oh! Thank you, but I can't accept this.
即便如此 我还是想知道我拒绝了多少钱 However, I would like to know how much I'm not accepting.
两万美金 $20,000?!
你的烹饪书卖了多少本 大姐 How many cookbooks are you selling, woman?
才开始印第二版 We just went to a second printing,
现在在洽谈第三册的问题 and now they're talking a 3-book deal.
说真的 谁会跟钱过不去 So seriously, I am not gonna miss that money.
太好了 Wow! That must be nice.
但 并不是白白接受 But... I can't accept it.
为什么 成功的关键在于什么 Why not? What's the point of success
如果不能和爱的人分享 if you can't share it with the people you love?
因为爱的人无以为报 Because the people that you love may not be able to pay you back,
就不再爱他们 这不是负担 是礼物 and then you stop loving them. Then it's not a loan, it's a gift.
你的生日不是快到了吗 Don't you have a birthday coming up?
你不也是么 And so do you.
我会觉得自己很逊色 And I'm gonna feel real crappy
当你打开紫色的沐浴香珠的时候 when you unwrap your lavender bath beads.
勒奈特 Come on, Lynette.
有钱周转 总能帮上忙的 You can't tell me this money won't take the pressure off.
足够了 It would.
但我不能 不希望它影响我们的友谊 But I can't. I wouldn't want it to affect our friendship.
好吧 Okay.
要不... Although...
要是拥有 How would you like to own
意大利的餐馆怎么样 什么 a piece of an Italian restaurant? What?
它就既不是钱 也不是礼物 It wouldn't be a loan or a gift.
而是投资 It would be... an investment
你将有15%的股份 that would buy you, say... 15% of Scavo's.
是个够诱人的提议 Oh! Well, that's an intriguing offer.
要是经营得好 你还能分到部分利润 If we do well, you get a cut of the profits.
要是做垮了 都算我们的 你投资的两万还是你的 If we go belly-up, we liquidate, and you get the first $20,000.
那么 我全家都靠你了 And then, of course, my family moves in with you.
那我们就成交喽 So... do we have a deal?
没问题 We most certainly do...
合伙人 Partner.
可能有人觉得奇怪 Some people think it's strange
我的训练营要签协议 I have a contract for my exercise class.
但希望你们明白 But I want people to understand
我对你们的期望 以前... 签好了 the commitment I expect from them. I found in the past... here you go.
都签了 你都没读一下 All signed. You didn't even read it.
没必要 我安排好了一切 Oh, no need. I'm up for anything.
虽然我留着指甲 Although I did just get a manicure,
但丝毫不影响效果 so nothing that might chip a nail.
索利斯太太 Mrs. Solis...
让我告诉你 我在以色列军队所学到的 Let me tell you what I learn in the Israeli army.
没有承诺的组织早晚会解散 A group without commitment is a group that will fail.
晨练班的妇女们都承诺过 The women in my morning class are committed.
我开始怀疑 I am starting to think
你够不够坚韧 that you are not tough enough.
不够坚韧 Not tough enough?
你给我听着 你这个伊拉克小兵哥 Let me tell you something, Mr. Iraqi army guy.
以色列 那又怎样 Israeli. Whatever.
我以前当模特的 你不懂什么是战争 I used to be a model, and you don't know what war is
直到走进更衣室 until you've been in a dressing room
和一群零尺寸的人面对最后一块米糕 with a bunch of size zeroes reaching for the last rice cake.
我才知道自己是那么有毅力 简直不知所云 I am plenty tough. I'm not so sure.
你训练营里有个人我认识 Hey, I know some of those women in your exercise class.
每次训练完只能得到一小块蛋糕 那是禁忌 The most exercise they ever get is cutting a piece of cake. That's a lap!
抱歉 协议书上 Excuse me? In the contract.
有些话是不许讲的 There are certain words I do not tolerate...
蛋糕 精疲力尽 "cake," "tired,"
做不到 甜甜圈 "can't," "doughnut."
要是被我听到 你就要多跑一圈 If I hear them, you owe me a lap.
这是个健身班 怎么会有人说油炸圈饼 It's an exercise class. Why would anyone say "doughnut"?
再加一圈 That's another lap!
看来我该好好看看协议书 You know, maybe I should give this a little gander.
加油 女士们 Come on, ladies!
在特种部队时 When I was in the special forces,
我们要在115度的高温下做仰卧起坐 we would do sit-ups in 115-degree weather.
我屁股里面进沙子了 I still have sand in my ass.
你们这些人真娇气 继续 继续 You people are weak! Let's go! Let's go!
加布 住口 Gaby, knock it off.
你这样会给大家惹麻烦的 You're gonna get us all in trouble.
好辛苦啊 It's hard.
当然辛苦 所以才叫新兵训练营 Of course it is. That's why it's called boot camp.
坚持住 加布 我们都撑过来了 Just hang in there, Gaby. We all went through it.
闭嘴 莫纳 我在呼吸 Shut up, Mona. I'm puking air.
他来了 快做动作 He's coming. Get crunching.
谁在说话 Hey! Did I hear talking?
对不起 先生 她有点不舒服 Sorry, sir! She got a little nauseous.
我不管你出了什么状况 I don't give a rat's ass what your problem is.
你在浪费你的时间 You retch on your own time.
我们谈谈 Okay. We need to talk.
加布 不要 Gaby, no.
你到底在干嘛 快躺下 What the hell are you doing? Get your butt back down!
暂停 暂停 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Time-out. Time-out?
我很欣赏这军事化的训练 Look, I appreciate this whole military commando act,
但我是新人 坦白的说 强度太大了 太大了 but I'm new at this, and frankly, this is a bit much. A bit much?
休息一下不行吗 Yeah. Are we gonna get a break soon?
我们要小憩 Oh. Oh, we want a break.
比如 喝点咖啡 来点馅饼 Like, maybe some coffee, some pastry?
听起来不错 Oh, that sounds so yummy.
能提供吗 You got any?
没有 要么自己躺下 要么我来扳倒你 No, I don't got any! Now get down or I'm gonna put you down!
我说了"暂停" 这儿没有暂停 你签了协议 现在给我躺下 I said time-out! There is no time-out! You signed a contract! Now get down!
不要用这种语气跟我说话 我付了钱 Don't take that tone with me. I am paying. Do it! Do it!
躺下 躺下 Aah! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
谁带她来的 Who brought her here?
是本人 That would be me!
对不起 长官 Sorry, sir!
因为伊迪 Because of Edie,
两英里长跑变四英里 our 2-mile run is now 4 miles!
天呐 快看 怎么了 Oh, my god. Look at those. Wow! Hey. What's going on?
苏珊 你该看看这个 Oh, Susan, you gotta check these out.
别大惊小怪的 Oh, please don't make a fuss.
太漂亮了 苏珊 快看 They're magnificent. Susan, look at 'em.
我要看什么 珍珠项链啊 Uh, what am I looking at exactly? The pearls.
项链 太漂亮了 Oh, those. Oh, they're stunning.
谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
好了 我还要准备一场大型成人礼 再见 Well, I have a big bar mitzvah to prep. See ya.
她真走运 Oh. Mm. She's so lucky.
麦克是个好男人 Mike is such a great guy.
什么 是麦克买的 给她买了珍珠 What? Mike bought those? He bought her pearls?
他盯得很紧 He's a keeper.
对了 你没看住他 是吧 Oh, that's right. You didn't keep him, did you? Mm. Su...
勒奈特 我想跟你谈谈 Hi. Lynette, hi. Oh, I wish I had time for a chat,
可是我要去开个会 but I'm on my way to a meeting.
我可能会设计自己的烘焙用具 你能想象吗 I might design my own line of bakeware. Can you imagine?
就一小会儿 没问题 This will just take a sec. Okay.
我和汤姆非常感谢你的投资 Tom and I are so grateful for your investment
我们想为你做些特别的事情 听起来很不错 that we want to do something special for you. Oh, that sounds lovely.
我们打算把今晚把斯加沃之家关了 We'd like to shut Scavo's down for the night
为你开个派对 只邀请家人和朋友 and throw a party in your honor. Just family and friends.
庆祝你的成功 大家过个愉快的晚上 We'd toast your success and have a night of fun,
就像以前一样 你觉得怎么样 just like old times. What do you say?
真不错 边走边说吧 Oh, that sounds nice. Can we walk and talk?
好的 你知道怎么办得更好吗 Yeah, yeah. You know what might be even better?
我的出版商求我 My publisher has been begging me
给我的书在当地办个发布会 to do a local launch for my book. Hmm.
我可以在你的餐馆里签名售书 I could do a signing at your restaurant
最终肯定会爆满 and finally fill the place.
帮我拿一下好吗 Would you hold that for a moment? Oh.
我们爆满过很多次 这是你的派对 Well, we've filled the place many times, but it's your party.
你想怎么样都行 把它挂在后面就行了 Whatever you want. Oh, you can just put that on a hanger in the back.
我要做的就是给你个机会 What I want is to make this an opportunity for you.
我们可以在生意不好的周四晚上办 We can turn one of your dismal Thursday night seatings
办的有模有样 into a real event.
我不知道说什么好 I don't know what to say.
不用谢我 是你的点子 Well, don't thank me. It was your idea.
对啊 Right.
很高兴这是我的点子 Glad I thought of it.
苏珊·梅尔知道她不能把所有的东西 Susan Mayer knew she couldn't always give her son
都给她的儿子 everything she would've liked...
可当她看到孩子的学费 Yet when she saw her child's tuition
戴在凯瑟琳的脖子上 around Katherine Mayfair's neck,
她觉得应该从麦克那偷点东西 she felt something had been stolen from him.
而且很快做了决定 And it didn't take her long to decide...
她将如何把它抢回来呢 How she was going to get it back.
苏珊 你在家吗 Susan, hi. Hi. You at home?
在 正打算洗澡呢 怎么了 Uh, yeah. I'm just about to jump in the shower. What's up?
我要疯了 我好像忘了锁门 I'm going crazy 'cause I think I left my front door unlocked.
你能帮我过去看看吗 我等着你 Could you run and check? I'll stay on the line.
没事 我可以理解 No, no. I totally understand.
要是有一天我忘了锁门 The one day I don't lock up,
总觉得那天会有小偷进去 I always think that's the day somebody's gonna break in.
就是 Exactly.
我刚才在去机场的半路上 And so even though I was already halfway to the airport,
可是现在又掉头回来了 I turned around and I came home,
是啊 我曾把垃圾箱盖开着 and, yep, I had left the garbage disposal on.
从那以后 我总要检查一下 So ever since then, I always check.
我也是这样 不管怎样 你放心吧 Oh, I'm the same way. Anyway, you can relax.
前门是锁着的 你知道吗 The front door's all locked up. Oh, you know what?
再帮我看看侧门吧 I'm actually still worried about the side door.
能帮我看一下吗 看过了 锁着的 Do you think you could check that, too? Already did. You're good.
好了 我要洗澡了 回头见 亲爱的 Well, I'm gonna take that shower now. See ya later, hon.
麦克 是你吗 Mike, is that you? Oh. Oh.
回来的正是时候 You're just in time.
苏珊 Susan? Hi.
嗨 Hey!
苏珊·梅尔 Susan Mayer!
看在上帝的份上 项链还我 For god sake, give me back my pearls!
项链还是浴巾 你来选 Pearls or towel... you decide.
你敢 我以前在这里裸体过 You wouldn't dare. I have been naked on this street.
是该来点新鲜故事了 你疯了吗 It would be nice to take the heat off that story. Have you lost your mind?
麦克说他付不起M.J上私立学校的学费 Mike said he can't afford to pay for M.J.'S private school.
现在知道原因了 Now I know why.
他想让他的女朋友戴着珍珠项链 He wants to see his girlfriend wearing pearls
光彩照人 when she flashes him.
什么 他付不起M.J的学费 What? He wouldn't pay for M.J.'S school?
不是 所以我来拿这个 No. So I was going to take these
把它卖了 然后交学费 and sell them to try to pay for it,
是啊 我现在要公布于众 and, yes, now that I'm saying it out loud,
听起来真是愚蠢 麦克怎么会这么做 I hear how stupid that sounds. I can't believe Mike would do that.
他就是做了 Well, he did.
梅菲尔夫人 Hey, Mrs. Mayfair.
见到你真高兴 It's nice to see you.
我们该待会再谈 Perhaps we should discuss this later.
大事不妙啊 This can't be good.
这是在欢迎我回家吗 So is this a "welcome home, we missed you" kind of thing or...
别大惊小怪 "我破产了"是怎么回事 Oh. Damn right, "oh." What happened to "I'm broke
还说没钱送M.J上私立学校 麦克 别误会 and can't afford to send M.J. To private school"? Don't get me wrong, Mike.
这礼物棒极了 It was a wonderfully generous present.
可是你不能用供孩子的钱 But you can't go around blowing your kid's money
给女朋友买珠宝 on jewelry for your girlfriend.
花了你多少 四千还是五千美元 What did these cost you? $4,000, $5,000?
129美元 $129.
什么 What?
这是假的 行了吧 They're fake, okay?
我知道你很想要珍珠项链 And I knew how badly you wanted pearls,
我买不起真的 and I couldn't afford real ones.
推销员发誓你一定分不出真假 And the salesman swore you'd never know the difference,
她的确没分出来 and she didn't.
至少丢了也不会觉得难过 Well... At least you won't feel bad if you ever lose them.
我只是想送你件不错的礼物 I just wanted to get you a really nice gift,
不知道怎么说 and I don't know.
我想如果不送你的话 会觉得很不好意思 I-I guess I was embarrassed when I couldn't.
麦克 别这么想 Mike, don't ever feel
别觉得花钱才能打动我 like you have to spend money to impress me.
好吗 Okay?
相信我 Trust me.
我已经很感动了 I'm already very impressed.
好吧 好吧 水落石出了 Ugh. Okay, okay. Point made.
各回各家吧 Move along.
我去做晚饭 I'll go fix us some dinner.
你怎么这样 How dare you.
我不知道那是假的 I didn't know they were fake.
我是指你怎么竟敢认为 I mean how dare you think
我会拿着该给儿子上学的钱 that I would put jewelry for my girlfriend
去哄女友开心 ahead of my son's education.
可能是我妄下结论 Okay, maybe I jumped to conclusions,
但这个学校对m.j.真的很重要 but this school is important for M.J.
我们快资金不足了 我觉得很沮丧 I feel really bad that we're falling short.
苏珊 我今早6点就开始工作 Susan, I've been at work since 6:00 this morning,
晚饭才吃了5分钟 and after I inhale a 5-minute dinner,
又要一直工作到午夜 I'm going back out till midnight.
为了给儿子创造条件 我呕心呖血 I am busting my ass to give our son the best,
我们如果真的缺钱 也没我什么责任 so if we're falling short, it's not because of me.
什么事 What?
你在哪 你训练迟到了 Where are you? You're late for training.
是的 我退出了 Oh, yeah, I quit that.
条约讲明了 不许退出 There is no quitting. It's in the contract.
那好吧 让我律师跟你说 Yeah, well, maybe you should take it up with my lawyer.
让他听 Here he is.
我们决不闪人 We are not leaving!
加油 女士们 继续 Oh. Come on, ladies! Keep going!
不要停 Keep it moving!
你们在这里干什么 What the hell do you think you're doing?
你不来训练营 When you don't come to boot camp,
那训练营就找上门 快下来 boot camp comes to you. Fall in!
你疯了吗 我两个孩子都在睡觉 我知道 Are you out of mind? I have two sleeping children. Oh, I know.
我已经看到了肥臀 I've seen the cellulite.
下来 快来吧 加布 不许退缩的 Fall in! Do it, Gaby. There is no quitting.
别假惺惺的 Oh, don't get all holier than thou, Mona.
我亲眼见你昨天吃了甜甜圈 甜甜圈 那是禁忌 I saw you pull into the doughnut shack yesterday. Doughnut... that's a lap!
真的吗 那我不妨这么说 Oh, really? Well, try this on for size.
我太"累"了 我要回去睡觉 I'm going back to bed, because I'm tired.
起床后 我还要吃些"蛋糕" And when I wake up, maybe I'll have some cake,
而你"管不了"我 and you can't stop me.
加布 Gaby!
你去哪 Where are you going?
你要是不回去 If you don't get out there,
他就要拿我们当出气筒了 he is gonna take it out on the rest of us.
老实说 有些人是需要好好锻炼 Well, frankly, some of them need it.
我只是要重塑一下身型 I just came for a little remodel,
但那简直就不是人干的 and there are some real teardowns out there.
你简直就是个淘气自私的小混蛋 Wow. You are one spoiled, selfish, little brat.
看在上帝的份上 伊迪 这是个愚蠢的训练班 Oh, for god sakes, Edie, it's a stupid exercise class.
我参加了 烂得很 不想再去了 I tried it. It sucked. I don't want to do it anymore.
你醒醒吧 这愚蠢的训练班上的女性们 Lighten up. Well, that stupid little exercise class is filled
每周三次坚持痛苦的训练 with women who bust their asses three times a week
还要带孩子 做全职家务 while raising kids and holding down full-time jobs.
说明她们疯了 他一边叫 她们就一边跳 Well, they're crazy. He yells, and they jump.
他叫他们怎么跑就怎么跑 He tells them to run all the way over here, and they do it.
不是他强迫我们来的 是我们说好要来的 He didn't make us come here. We agreed to.
什么意思 What the hell for?
因为是你告诉我们 Because you told us
穿上那件礼服 对你意义非凡 that it was important to you to get into that dress.
所以我们特地前来给你打气 So we came here to support you.
你想要以前的加布回来吗 You wanted the old Gaby back?
恭喜你 你成功了 Well, congratulations. You got her...
一个自以为是的讨厌鬼 A self-centered, obnoxious jerk.
老实讲 我还是喜欢又穷又肥的加布 Personally, I liked poor, paunchy Gaby better.
至少她有点人情味 At least she had some humility.
伸展训练开始 Okay, time to stretch.
不是你 Not you!
你迟到了25分钟 做50个 You are 25 minutes late. Give me 50.
天呐 你就是书上的人吗 Oh, my god. You're her!
是的 我正是此人 Well, technically, I'm she, but yes.
你的脆皮烤火鸡挽救了我的婚姻 Your Turkey tetrazzini saved my marriage.
帮我签个名行吗 Would you sign this for me?
没问题 Certainly.
真高兴今天能尝到你的美食 I am so excited to be tasting your food tonight.
我的美食 你说什么呢 My food? What are you talking about?
斯加沃之家的主厨 Oh, well, it says here the chefs of Scavo's
将为您呈现烹饪书的佳肴 真的吗 are going to be making recipes from your book. They are?
我等不及要尝尝那块4层芝士披萨 I can't wait to try that four cheese pizza.
希望你能尝到 Well, you might have to.
失陪 Excuse me.
勒奈特 Lynette.
我听说你和你的厨师们 I understand you and your fellow chefs
今晚将提供4层芝士披萨 will be serving my four cheese pizza tonight.
是啊 现在要洒帕尔马干酪 Yep. Just adding the parmesan.
但那是市面上卖的帕尔马干酪 But that's commercial parmesan.
那又怎样 So?
那就好比用扫把在玷污 So that's like the dust they sweep off the floor
生产正宗芝士的地方 of a place that makes real cheese.
没关系 我们一直用这种 Oh, no. It's fine. We use it all the time.
或许你这么干 但我的食谱指明用新鲜碎芝士 Oh, perhaps you do, but my recipe specifies fresh grated.
布里 没人吃得出来 Bree, no one will notice.
帕尔马干酪是最上面的一层 Parmesan is the fourth cheese in a four cheese pizza.
是4层芝士的最外层 It's the Ringo of these cheeses.
斯加沃先生说隔油池又溢出来了 Hey, Mr. Scavo said the grease trap is overflowing again.
真是麻烦 我很快回来 Oh, for Pete sake. I'll be right back.
慢慢处理 Uh, take your time.
不好意思 我还没有自我介绍 I'm sorry. We haven't been introduced.
我是布里·霍吉 合伙人 I'm Bree Hodge, part owner.
你好 我是辛迪 一会儿再聊 Hi. I'm Cindy. We'll chat later.
在揉点面团 告诉我罗勒油在哪 Roll out some dough and show me where the basil is.
我们今晚做3层芝士披萨 We'll be serving three cheese pizza tonight.
那刚才做的那些怎么办 But what about the pizzas that we just made?
汤姆 我真为你感到高兴 Tom, I can't tell you how happy I am for you.
这里满座了 爆满了 是啊 This place is packed. It's packed! Yep.
告诉你 布里帮了我们不少忙 You know what? Bree really came through for us.
等等 即使她没帮忙 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Even if she hadn't,
你们也完全能自力更生 you would have landed on your feet.
相信你们的才干 你喝了三杯威士忌苏打 I had total faith in you. And you have had three scotch and sodas.
兄弟 钱进了你们口袋 Dude, this money goes right in your pocket.
这是给你们捧场 Mm! I'm just supporting you.
我要去看看隔油池 Hey, I gotta go check on that grease trap.
我回去陪伊迪了 她让我10点前回家 Yeah, I gotta get back to Edie. She wanted me home by 10:00.
哥们儿 祝贺你 But, dude, congratulations.
真为你骄傲 I'm proud of you.
回见 好的 See ya. You bet.
汤姆 Hey, Tom?
怎么了 Yeah?
没事儿 算了 你那么忙 等等 Nothing. Never mind. You're busy. You know, wait.
我只是觉得你应该知道 I... I just want you to know that...
那个家伙可不是你的朋友 谁 大卫 That guy's not your friend. Who? Dave?
换个地方再说 Is there some place we can talk?
好 Yeah.
混蛋... Son of a...
如果这样还是不能阻止你婆婆 If this doesn't stop your mother-in-law
挑剔你的厨艺 我会给你全额退款 from criticizing your cooking, I will give you a full refund.
你能来一下吗 Hey, can I borrow you a sec?
现在吗 他们在等着呢 5分钟后你就继续神采奕奕 Now? People are waiting. You'll still be a celebrity in five minutes.
快点 Come on.
失赔 Excuse me.
怎么解释 You want to explain this?
亲爱的 我也希望能不伤害你的感情 Oh, dear. I was hoping to spare your feelings,
只是我不太喜欢用不合格的食材 but since you know, I wasn't comfortable having my recipe
按我的配方烹饪 made with substandard ingredients.
我们一直都用这种帕尔马干酪 We use that parmesan all the time.
你不应该没问过我 就擅自做决定 You can't go changing things without asking me.
是你让我当合伙人的 Hey, you made me partner.
我有15%的决定权 我决定帕尔马干酪 I can change 15%, and I chose the parmesan.
我不知道你听到没有 And I don't know if you've heard,
大家极力夸赞我的披萨 but people are raving about my pizza.
他们也很有可能会喜欢我的披萨的 Well, they probably would have loved my pizza, too,
不过已经没有可能性了 but we'll never know,
因为我的合伙人把我的披萨扔进了垃圾桶 多可惜 because my partner threw it in the garbage. What a waste.
好吧 如果你愿意的话 我会补偿你的 Fine. I'll reimburse you, if that'll make things right.
是的 只不过是钱而已 Oh, sure. It's only money, right?
你这么说是什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
布里 我们都知道你多么成功 We all know how well you're doing, Bree.
你已经充分证明了你自己 You have made that very clear.
但你也不能就这样对每个人都指手画脚 But you shouldn't be lording it over everybody
你不就是比别人走运 just 'cause you've caught a couple of breaks.
走运 Caught a couple of breaks?
我勤勤恳恳工作才成就了今天的我 I've worked my ass off to get where I am.
我也勤勤恳恳辛辛苦苦 我只是没有你运气好罢了 I've worked my ass off, too. I just wasn't as lucky as you.
我一直都认为机会是自己创造的 Well, I've always believed that we create our own luck.
你是说我的失败是我自己造成的 Meaning that I've created my own failure?
不完全是 但必须承认 你确实偷工减料了 Well, not completely, but let's face it. You do cut corners.
我能教给你的 I mean, one of the things I can teach you
就是一定要注意细节 说到运气 is the importance of the attention to detail. Wow. Talk about luck.
当我提出为你举办个感恩聚会的时候 When I offered to throw you this little thank-you party,
我可没想到这会变成 I never imagined that it would turn into an opportunity
一个向伟大的布里·霍吉学习的好机会 for me to learn from the great Bree Hodge.
我不是那个需要两万块 Well, I'm not the one who needed $20,000
来维持生意的人 to keep my business afloat.
当然不是 你是那个想让我永远铭记大恩的人 No, you're the one who's never gonna let me forget it.
你去哪儿 Where are you going?
回家 回头告诉我这个聚会怎么样 Home. Tell me how the party I threw for you turns out.
勒奈特 我不明白你为什么这么生气 Lynette, I-I-I don't understand why you're so upset.
我知道你不懂 I know you don't,
不过要是在5年前 你会懂的 but five years ago, you would've.
我的车 My car!
你知道是个意外 You know that was an accident, right?
索利斯夫人 对那个扣子我已经尽全力了 I did the best I could on the clasp, Mrs. Solis.
我觉得您应该看不出区别来 I don't think you'll be able to tell the difference.
好吧 说老实话 Okay, be honest.
我出来啦 Here I come.
觉得怎么样 So what do you think?
真是太迷人了 You are stunning.
太美了 Radiant.
真的吗 Really?
真的 Really.
索利斯夫人 风采依旧 You're back, Mrs. Solis,
和以前真是一模一样 exactly like you were before.
我觉得还是有些变化 Oh, I think I've changed a little bit.
我是没看出来 Not that I can see.
没什么事儿 我这就走了 If there's nothing else, I'll be going.
珍 等等 Jean, wait.
怎么了 哪儿不对吗 What is it? Is there a problem?
不是的 礼服很完美 No, no. It's perfect.
我只是想告诉你 I just want to tell you
这些年你真的帮了我许多许多 how helpful you've been to me over the years,
我真的很感激你 and I'm really grateful.
谢谢你 Thank you.
哥们儿 后来... Hey, buddy. How was the rest of the...
我知道你做了什么 Oh! I know what you did.
什么 别来这套 What?! Don't give me that!
我知道是你告诉警察说波特放的火 I know that you told the cops that Porter set that fire.
我没说是他放的火 I didn't say he set the fire.
我只是说我在后台看到了他 I only said I saw him in the back hallway.
你没看见 他根本不在那儿 You couldn't have! He wasn't there!
汤姆 是那些警察盘问我 Tom, the cops were really grilling me.
他们不肯放手 They wouldn't let up.
我只好告诉他们我看到的 I had to tell them what I thought I saw.
波特可能会坐牢的 Porter could have gone to jail.
你几乎毁了我的家庭 我的事业 You almost destroyed my family, destroyed our business.
我会做出补偿的 我发誓 I'll make it up to you. I swear.
我从没想过伤害你或是勒奈特 I never meant to hurt you or Lynette.
勒奈特还不知道这件事儿 我没告诉她 Oh, Lynette doesn't know about this. I didn't tell her.
如果我告诉她了 那你死定了 If I had, you'd be dead.
真的很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我不应该和警察说那些话 I never should have said anything to the cops.
当时光线很暗 我喝了酒 你得相信我 It was dark. I'd been drinking. You've gotta believe me.
别闹了 Stop.
别闹了 Just stop.
你闹够了吗 Are you done? Yeah.
太疯狂了 This is crazy.
我们肯定能解决这件事儿的 I mean, there's gotta be some way we can work this out.
我们是朋友 We're friends.
我曾经也那么以为 That's what I thought, too.
但现在不是了 But I don't know who you are.
汤姆 Tom.
我能问你点事儿吗 Can I ask you something?
说吧 Go ahead. Shoot.
最近我想了许多事儿 I've been thinking a lot
关于你的前妻 about your first wife.
伊迪 Edie.
我知道 就问一个问题 就不问了 I know. Just one question, and then I'll shut it.
我不喜欢说她的事儿 I don't like talking about her.
我知道她的存在有几个礼拜了 It has been weeks since I found out she even existed,
可我一次都没提过 and I've never mentioned her once.
把这个问题当作是奖励好了 Come on. Look at this as my reward.
好 Okay.
就一个 One question.
你和她的婚姻 Being married to her... Mm-hmm.
和我们的婚姻比较的话 Or being married to me... Mm.
最大的不同之处是什么 What's the biggest difference?
说实话 Honestly?
我们的婚姻更加真实 Our marriage is more real.
是吗 Really?
哪方面呢 Mm. In what way?
和她的婚姻 就像是 Well, with her, it was like...
一个童话 A fairy tale.
我曾经以为我和她会永远在一起 I thought it would last forever.
结果没有 It didn't.
而我们之间就更真实了 What you and I have is more real
因为我知道我们不可能永远在一起 because I know it's not forever.
我每一次拥抱 When I hold you,
每一个吻 when I kiss you,
我都一直提醒自己要珍惜 I try to remind myself to appreciate the moment,
因为也许我们没有将来 because tomorrow may never come.
真爱 Love...
是短暂的 Is just temporary.
童话的结局 The way the fairy tale ends...
是死亡 Is death.
我的本意 My first instinct
是想问你 她和我谁更漂亮 was to ask you if she was prettier than me.
我什么时候才能学会随心所欲呢 When will I learn to go with my gut?
你说什么 你无法承担学费 I'm sorry. You can't afford the tuition?
是的 No.
不过你们的宣传册上写着 But I read in your brochure
教职工子女能减免一半的学费 that faculty members get a 50% discount,
你们的美术部门 so for your art department,
愿不愿意聘用 how would you like to hire
我这位获过奖的儿童漫画家 an award-winning children's book illustrator
我很喜欢孩子 而且我的美貌让人很难拒绝吧 who is great with kids and has a face you can't say no to?
不好意思 Unfortunately,
我们的美术部门人手足够了 our art department is fully staffed.
不能说"不" Can't say no.
梅尔小姐 Miss Mayer,
我很欣赏你的热忱 I appreciate your enthusiasm
还有你的美貌 and the face,
但恐怕真的不行 but I'm afraid it just won't work out.
祝你好运 I wish you the best of luck.
是的 Yes.
好吧 Right.
不 太糟糕了 No, wrong.
梅尔小姐 我公务繁忙 Miss Mayer, please, I'm so busy.
我说过m.j.是个尖子生 Look, I know I said that M.J. Was a star student,
事实上 but the truth is,
他格外需要老师的关心 he's one of those kids that needs extra attention.
他们学校的班上 学生太多 The classes at his school are way too big,
我发现他在混乱中变得很迷惑 and I see him getting lost in the shuffle.
如果他就这样掉队了 And if he gets lost now...
我的前夫为了m.j.尽了全力 My ex-husband is doing everything that he can,
我想我也可以 and I need to know that I am, too.
我可以去食堂打工 I will serve lunches.
我也能去看门房间 I will be a janitor.
什么工作都行 Anything.
我会为我儿子的未来竭尽所能 But I am not walking out on my son's future.
我们有个美术老师需要一名助手 Well, one of our art teachers does need an assistant,
不过这样可能大材小用了 but you're completely overqualified.
我愿意做 I'll take it.
恭喜你有了份新工作 Congratulations on your new job.
恭喜您 Congratulations
终于把我赶出您的办公室了 on getting me out of your office.
是什么来着 What's that?
修车的赔偿 A check for the damage to your car.
让保险公司经手我赔不起 I can't afford to go through my insurance company.
只是碰到保险杠而已 Oh, Lynette, don't be silly. It's just the bumper.
没必要这么做的 You don't need to do that.
有必要 Yes, I do.
只要我们有条件 And the minute we're back on our feet,
会第一时间归还你的投资款 I am gonna pay back your investment...
连本带利 Every penny,
一分不差 with interest.
勒奈特 等等 拜托 别这样 Lynette, stop. Wait. Please. Don't be this way.
我不想让钱破坏我们的友情 I don't want money to get in the way of our friendship.
是吗 Yeah...
我觉得已经来不及了 I think it's a little late for that.
在郊区 有钱好办事 There's a lot you can do with money in the suburbs.
可以在镇上渡过美妙的一夜 You can pay for a night on the town.
可以送孩子去私立学校念书 You can provide a private school education.
可以购买礼物表达爱意 You can purchase a token of affection.
但是敬告 千万不要把金钱 But the one thing you must never do with money
当作武器 is use it as a weapon,
因为有人欢喜 because someone...
就有人恼火 Always gets hurt.