前情提要 Previously on DH...
有人和勒奈特勾搭上了 lynette dallied with temptation...
你和我老婆上床了？ are you sleeping with my wife？
卡洛斯和他的新生活做斗争 Carlos struggled with his new life...
我没钱 我是瞎子 没有哪一点是你喜欢的 I am poor, and I am blind, and there is nothing about that that is your type.
布里发现了新的竞争对手 Bree found herself with a new rival...
布里 这是你有史以来最棒的派 bree, that is, like, the best pie you've ever made.
这不是我做的派 this is not my pie.
好吧 被你发现了 这是我做的 okay, you caught me. It's mine.
苏珊盛情接待了她的房客 And susan made the best of having houseguests.
呃 鲍勃和李给我们介绍了 一个很棒的包工头 Oh, and, listen, bob and lee introduced u to this wonderful contractor,
所以我们不会再这里碍事很久的 so we won't be imposing for long.
碍事? 怎么会碍事啊？ Imposing? Who's imposing？
你想住多久都没问题的 You can stay as long as you want.
绿林康复中心的走廊 有这样一个标语 in a corridor of the greenwood rehabilitation center is a sign.
"心魔才是病根" "A man is only as sick as his secrets"
在那里提醒病人要坦诚看待过去的事 It's there to remind patients to be honest about the past.
但奥森 霍奇没注意到标语 But orson hodge did not notice it.
他正忙着思索过去的事 He was too busy thinking of s past,
或只是在想他与麦克·德尔菲诺 过去的种种 or at least the part of it he shared with mike delfino.
奥森想到了那晚他们的初次见面 Orson thought of the night they met--
那晚他的妈妈 the night his mother...
杀了他的情人 had murdered his mistress.
他想到了第二次遇到他 麦克看他面熟 He thought of the next timehey met and how mike began to recognize him.
考虑到他母亲怕麦克得知真相 He thought of his mother's fear mike would remember too much
加上她要求奥森彻底不留疑问 and her demand that orson stop this from happening.
他自己也很苦恼 但最终他还是... He thought of how he agonized, but in the end, had still...
做出了轻率的举动 done the unthinkable.
然后奥森想到了 麦克邀请他来访的信息 Orson then started to think about the message he had received from mike, asking him to visit.
奥森猜测麦克可能想起了某些... The thought was crossing orson's mind that mike had remembered something--
某些可怕的事 突然... something dangerous, when suddenly...
奥森 进来吧 orson. Come on in.
没时间思考了 The time for thinking was over.
你们这有网球场啊 So I-I see ty have a tennis court here.
出门打球一定很好玩吧？ Must be nice to get out and whack a few balls around, huh？
你怎么不坐下？ Why don't you sit down？
这样好说话些 It might make this easier.
我该怎么做 这个问题我苦想了一整天 I've been trying to figure out all day just how I was gonna do this.
做什么 麦克？ Do what, mike？
自从我来到这里 我有大量的时间可以思考 Since I've come here, I've had a lot of time to think.
很多事...变得明了了 Things are... becoming clearer.
把很多事的来龙去脉想清楚了 I'm starting to put some things togeth.
噢 恭喜你啊 well, good for you.
没 没那么好 奥森 No, not really, orson.
当你害了别人 你就该为此负责 When you hurt people, you gotta be accountable.
不能逃避 There's no way around it.
所以我必须问问你... So I have to ask you...
你觉得你能原谅我吗？ do you think you can forgive me？
什么？ What？
当我要你给我开止疼片处方时... When i asked you to write a prescription for pain pills, it...
我只想着自己赶紧摆脱下一次的剧痛 all I could think about was getting my next fix.
而你可能会因此被取消从医资格 你的生计... The fact that you could have lost your license, your business--
我却压根没为你考虑 all that never even entered my head.
我真的很抱歉 and I am... really sorry.
其实 没必要样道歉啊 Of course. No need to apologize.
那我就释然多了 I-I feel a million times better.
知道吗 我来这里就学到了一个道理 you know, one thing I've learned here--
把事都闷在心里把人折磨死的 if you don't get this stuff off your chest, it'll eat you alive.
他离开时 奥森只想到了他的走运与放松 as he left, orson thought only of his good fortune and relief,
却没发现罪孽感和内疚在潜意识中膨胀 ignoring completely the feelings of guilt and shame that were rising within him.
这就是奥森 霍奇的弱点 That was the sad thing about orson hodge...
他还不知道自己病的有多重 he had no idea just how sick he really was.
自从医生告诉他眼睛瞎了的那一刻起 From the moment his doctors had told him he was blind,
卡洛斯·索利斯只在担心一件事 carlos solis had worried about only one thing--
周围的人会把他当作累赘来看待 that the people in his life would come to see him as a burden.
但出乎意料的是 他的朋友们不介意带他去购物 But as it turned out, his friends didn't mind driving him to the store.
他的邻居们不介意帮他取信件 His neighbors didn't mind helping retrieve his mail.
送报童不介意把晨报扔到最近的地方 The paper boy didn't mind helping him find his morning paper.
的确 紫藤巷的每个人 In truth, everyone on wisteria lane
都十分乐意帮助卡洛斯适应盲人的生活 was more than willing to help Carlos adjust to life as a blind man--
每个人 但除了他媳妇 everyone, that is...but his wife,
很快她就觉得自己被残疾人拖住了 who was quickly starting to feel she was the one with the handicap.
"马刺出人意料的转会 "And in a surprise move, the spurs announced a trade
会使全明星阵容..." that will send perennial all-star to the..."
哎呀 加布 oh, jeez, gaby.
我要你把胡萝卜块都挑出来的啊 I asked you to please fish out all the little carrot squares.
我挑出来了 I did.
呃 你好像没挑干净 帮我再挑挑吧？ Well, I think you missed some. Could you get 'em out, please？
吃了 没萝卜了 There you go. All gone.
你刚才用手捞的？ Did you just use your hand？
当然不是了 我用的勺子 Of course not. I us a spoon.
很抱歉我真是费事 I'm sorry that I'm such a handful.
我在尽量努力 I really am trying to do the best that I can.
我知道你在努力 宝贝 I know you are, babe.
我知道这很困难 但我会把你照顾周到的 And I know it's hard, and I'm gonna try to be more sensitive to your needs.
快点吃完 我得去买东西 Now hurry up and finish. I have to go to the store.
我也能去吗? 我很无聊 Could I go, too? I'm bored.
别 卡洛斯 Oh, please, carlos.
我有一大堆事要忙 不带上你可以快很多 I have a million errands to run, and I'd do it a lot faster without you.
还有就是我要先和一帮女的吃午饭 Plus I'm having lunch with the girls first.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
加布 又有胡萝卜 Gaby, another carrot.
吃了吧 胡萝卜有助于...(提高视力) Just eat them. Carrots are good for your...
吃了吧 just eat them.
抱歉我来晚了 盲人老公 事很多 sorry I'm late. Blind husband. You know the drill.
加布 很高兴你来了 Oh, gaby, I'm so glad you're here.
我正要告诉大家 留意接收基金晚会的邀请函 I was just about to tell everyone to keep an eye out for their invitation to the founder's ball.
我插个话 基金晚会是什么? 看起来你们都很兴奋啊 I'm sorry. What is the founder's ball? You all seem so excited.
是布里每年都要组织的 要求正装出席的基金晚会 It's a black-tie fund-raiser that bree organizes every year.
要花很多心思 很累但很值得 It's a lot of work, exhausting and completely worth it.
特别是当你站在聚光灯下的那一刻 Especially when you get your big moment in the spotlight.
布里会给对社区有杰出贡献的人颁奖 Bree gets to present an award to somebody who's done something extraordinary for the community.
哦 那咱们提名 送伊蒂比基尼蜜蜡脱毛膏的女人吧 Ooh, I say we nominate the woman who gives edie her bikini wax.
那 布里 我以前在芝加哥时企划过一些晚会 So, bree, I've planned a few events myself back in chicago.
比起这个只是三脚猫 Small potatoes compared to this, I'm sure,
但如果你愿意用我 我乐意帮忙 but if you could use me, I'd love to help.
那很好啊 That would be lovely.
很好？ it would？
是啊 当然了 为啥不好？ Yes, of course. Why wouldn't it？
没人吭声了? 好 那我来说 Nobody? Okay, I'm going in.
因为你们会自相残杀的 真的 Because you two would kill each other... literally.
先是拽头发 最后警探来录咱们的证词 It'll start with hair pullg and end with detectives taking our statements.
还记得派的事吗？ Remember the pie thing？
还记得派的事? 你们闹得无人不知 "Remember the pie thing"-- tibetan monks remember the pie thing.
我承认最近凯瑟琳和我有很多异议 I acknowledge that katherine and I have had our differences,
但我们都经历了很多 but we have all been through a lot recently.
我希望这件事能让我们求同存异 And I would hope that it taught us to put our differences aside and be friends,
这才是最重要的 because that's what's most important.
我熬过了癌症和龙卷风 但现在我要逃避了 I faced cancer and a tornado, but I'm running from this.
哦 天哪 Rick oh, my god. Rick.
最近咋样了？ How are you？
好极了 真的 我们很好 Great, actually. We're great.
嗯 你看起来很好 Well, you look great.
嘿 汤姆 看谁来了 Rick Hey, tom. Look who's here--rick.
看到了 一人桌？ I see that. Table for one？
不坐了 谢谢 我只是来给你们带... Uh, no, thanks. I just wanted to come by and bring you guys...
巴罗洛葡萄酒 我刚从意大利带的 it's barolo. I just got back from italy.
哦 你真好 谢谢 Oh, well, that's nice. Thank you.
你想怎样? 或者你只是想当好人？ Ah, what's the occasion? Or are you just being a good guy？
我不会越过你做一些非份的事的 哈 汤姆？ I can't get anything past you, huh, tom？
呃 我去忙我的活去 Well, I... I've got some work to do.
我来这里是要当面告诉你们 Yeah, well, you know, I wanted to come here and tell you guys in person.
我自己另起炉灶了 I'm opening my own place.
你一定见过那里 Uh, you must have seen it.
是你弄的? 在那个拐角？ That's you? On the corner？
是啊 我到处都考察了 我发誓 Yeah, I looked everywhere, I swear.
但 呃 这里是最佳的铺位 But, uh, it was the best location.
我看不是吧 I'll bet.
好吧 人们喜欢来紫藤巷吃饭 Okay, look, people like to eat in fairview.
这样对我们的生意都有好处 There's plenty of business for both of us.
嘿 我认出你了! 你要回这里工作吗？ hey, I remember you! You back to working here now？
哦 不是的 抱歉 Oh, no. Sorry.
太遗憾了 你做的炖小牛肘太牛了 Too bad. That osso buco of yours was-- really something.
呃 我在转角的开了新店 菜单上有这道菜 Well, I got it on the menu at my new place on the corner.
有空来吃吧 Come check us out.
瞧? 大家都有生意做 See? Room for everyone.
奥森 你吓我一跳 Orson, you scared me.
怎么一个人坐在那 也不开灯 Why are you sitting down here in the dark？
你也不冷么？ And aren't you a little cold？
我要干点什么 I had to do something.
但你下楼之后 就忘了要干什么 Then you came down here and you couldn't remember what it was.
我总是这样 that happens to me all the time.
不过小宝宝一再坚持 Well, the baby is insisting that
让我吃了剩下这块布里做的 三层巧克力蛋糕 I eat the last piece of bree's triple-chocolate cake.
如果你愿意 我们可以... If you want, we could--
我的天啊 你没穿衣服！ oh, my god. You're naked！
坐在我的厨房 我吃饭的地方 In my kitchen where I eat.
你怎么还不走呢 Okay, I don't hear you leaving.
我要干点什么 I had to do something.
穿上睡衣 这就是你该做的 Pajamas--that's something you could do.
好吧 就依你 Okay, you're right.
你是我的客人 赤身裸体的客人 You're a guest in my house-- a completely naked guest in my house.
我应该离开 I should leave.
你8点就该回来 帮我哄孩子去洗澡的 You were supposed to be home at 8:00 to help me wrangle the kids for bath time.
现在都...快11点了 It's--it's almost 11:00.
对不起 Sorry.
你去哪了？ so where were you？
你有点坐立不安 对不对？ You were stewing, weren't you？
拜托 你还在因为Rick心烦 Come on. You're upset about rick.
听我说 我不否认 看到他的时候我有点生气 Look. I'm not gonna deny I was ticked off when I saw him.
但现在好了 我把他看作良性竞争 But I'm over it. I'm taking this as a challenge.
比赛现在开始 真的？ We are gonna up our game. Oh, yeah？
是啊 你知道我今晚干了什么吗？ Yep. You know what I did tonight？
我修改了菜单 我要做出特制焖牛腿肉 I worked on our menu. We are gonna start making our own osso buco.
这个配方肯定能把他打的落花流水 I got a recipe that is gonna kick his ass.
你真的没事了? 是啊 我挺好的 So you're really okay with this? Yeah, I'm great.
看看你多可爱 Look at how cute you are.
长的还挺快的 it's growing back fast, huh？
是啊 又回来了 yeah, it's back.
早上好 苏珊 morning, susan.
早上好 Good morning.
你穿的衣服真好 Love what you're wearing.
哦 希望这个咖啡没有脱咖啡因 今天日程满满呢 Oh, I hope this isn't decaf. Got a big day ahead of me.
好吧 不提就不提 All right. We don't need to talk about it.
但你要保证 不会再发生了 Just promise me it won't happen again.
什么不会再发生了？ What won't happen again？
奥森 你昨晚赤身裸体坐在厨房里 Orson, you were naked in this kitchen last night.
我才没有 I was not.
你肯定有 You most certainly were.
早上好啊 你们在干什么？ Good morning. What's going on？
苏珊声称昨晚看到我赤身裸体 Well, susan claims she saw me last night au naturel.
不是"声称" It wasn't a claiM.
他就坐在这 一丝不挂 He was sitting right here without a stitch of clothing on,
我蛋糕都吃不下去了 and I couldn't have cake.
哦 我知道怎么回事了 Oh, I think I know what's going on.
有人做春梦了 Somebody had a naughty dream.
苏珊 我都不好意思了 Susan, I'm blushing.
不不不 我没有做春梦 No, no, no, no. No, I did not have a sex dream.
苏珊 这是可以理解的 Susan, it's perfectly understandable.
麦克不在你身边 你感到孤独寂寞 Mike's away. You're feeling a little lonely.
所以很自然 你就把感觉 转嫁到了离你最近的性爱机器上 Naturally, you'd project those feelings onto the nearest available sex machine.
你真流氓 you are such a scamp.
那不是梦 是确确实实发生的 I know when I'm dreaming, and this really happened.
否则我擦这个凳子上的臀印干什么？ why else wou I be sponging butt prints off my sol？
苏珊 有时候我会边泡热水澡 边看爱情小说 You know, susan, sometimes I climb into a warm bath with a romance novel.
仅是个想法 Just a thought.
勒奈特！ lynette！
加布 你怎么也来低价仓储购物了？ Gaby, since when do you come to price warehouse？
我现在是穷人了 还记得不？ I'm poor now. Remember？
只能跟这帮邋遢的人混在一起 I have to mingle with the unwashed masses.
你来干什么？ What are you doing here？
哦 我邋遢了好几年了 Oh, I've been unwashed for years.
这里真大！ This place is huge！
怎么就没有个服务生帮忙停车呢？ Would it kill them to have valet parking？
加布 人们不是来享受的 Gaby, people don't come here for the amenities.
而是因为卫生纸3美分一堆 They come because toilet paper's 3 cents a ton.
这里有这么多残疾人车位 多浪费啊 Look at all these handicapped spots. I mean, what a waste.
让卖桔子那个人穿上背心 给他一把阳伞 Take that guy selling oranges, put him in a vest, stick him under an umbrella, and bam！
那不就是停车服务生么 You got valet parking.
为什么穷人不能让自己好过点呢 I don't know why poor people refuse to better themselves.
是啊 我们就是那么疯狂 Yeah, we're crazy that way.
但我不知道 你为什么抱怨残疾人车位 I don't know why you're complaining about handicapped spaces.
难道卡洛斯没有蓝色的证明么？ Doesn't carlos have one of those blue placards？
没有 只有坐轮椅的人才有吧 No, I think you have to have a wheelchair to get one of those.
不 我肯定盲人也有的 No, I'm pretty sure the blind qualify, too.
妈妈 我能把这些点心拿给朱丽叶么？ Mom, can I take some of these cookies up to julie？
为什么不先照顾一下客人呢？ Why don't you offer some to our guest first？
不用了 谢谢 还有好多要干的 Oh, no, thank you. We have so much ground to cover.
现在来商量一下插花 Now let's move on to the flowers.
去年用了粉白相间的玫瑰 就这个 Uh, last year, we went with a cascade of pink and white roses. There it iS.
真漂亮 Exquisite.
那就好办了 今年还这样 讨论下一项 Well, easy enough. Let's just do that again, then. Next？
嗯... Well...
如果你有什么不同看法 我愿意一听 if you have a different idea, I would love to hear that, too.
我觉得 如果布置的非同寻常一些 应该效果不错 Well, I was thinking it might be nice to do something more unusual.
洋桔梗加上一枝黑莓 What about an arrangement of purple lisianthus
这样的安排怎么样？ with a spray of dark berries？
听起来不错 但我想象不出来 It's interesting. I can't really picture tha though.
我来帮你 Well, let me help you.
我也收藏剪贴画的 I keep scrapbooks, too.
我妈和霍奇夫人还在讨论舞会事宜 my mom and mrs. Hodge are still talking about that ball thing.
她想让我参加创始人基金舞会什么的 She wants me to be a part of the founder's court or whatever they call it.
好像我要穿上傻傻的白裙 问候参加的人 Like I want to put on a stupid white dress and greet people all night.
我知道 太可怜了 I know. It's so pathetic.
顺便说一句 我也要去的 By the way, I'm doing it.
不会吧? 为什么？ Seriously? Why？
我去年就做了 其实也挺好玩的 Because I did it last year, and it's actually kind of hilarious and great.
我不骗你！ It is！
听上去不好玩 感觉特脑残 It doesn't sound great. It sounds beyond lame.
我希望你别误会我 你有点扫兴 I don't want this to come off the wrong way, but you're a buzz kill.
朱丽叶！ Julie！
好吧 你整天把自己关在这里 Okay, you spend all of your time cooped up in here alone,
因为可能发生在你爸爸身上的 奇怪的事而困扰 obsessing over some mysterious thing that maybe happened to your real dad or maybe didn'T.
我不是劝你别困扰 Look, I'm not saying don't obsess.
我是说 空闲时间也可以跟朋友找点乐子 I'm just saying maybe you could spare some time to have a little fun with your friend, too.
这个工作...确实好玩么？ so this founder's thing-- it'll be fun？
这个是万诺威医疗中心义卖用的 餐桌中央的摆饰 uh, these were the centerpieces from the vanover medical center benefit.
捐赠人对它印象很不错 The donors were blown away.
他们的确...很合适 可我担心的是... Well, they're certainly... assertive. My only fear is--
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
美景镇比芝加哥俗气些 Fairview is a bit more provinci compared to chicago,
不过这里的人比你想象的更有品味 but I think you'll find the people here have a lot more taste than you give them credit for.
也许应该尝试新鲜事物 well, perhaps I could try something new.
继续说洋桔梗吧 Let's go with the lisianthus.
看看你! 第一次说 发音就挺标准 Look at you! Pronouncing it right the very first time.
学习很有乐趣吧？ Isn't learning fun？
您是斯加沃太太? 没错 mrs. Scavo? Uh, yes.
你丈夫在家么? 我们在调查一起故意破坏案件 Is your husband home? We're investigating an incident involving vandalism.
故意破坏？ Vandalism？
波特! 普雷斯顿! 你们俩给我过来！ Porter! Preston! Get over here！
不是 案子发生在你家比萨店附近 两天前的晚上的事 No, ma'am. This incident occurred two nights ago near your pizzeria.
有人用砖头打破了Rick餐馆的玻璃 Someone threw a brick through a window of a new restaurant-- a place called rick's？
什么？ What？
我们跟附近工作的人打听线索 看谁发现了什么可疑情况 We're asking everybody who works in the area if they saw anything suspicious.
那天晚上我没上班 I didn't go into work that night.
我上班了 但没发现什么 几点发生的？ I did, but, um, I didn't see anything. What time did it happen？
警报器大概是10:45响起的 The alarm went off at about 10:45
哦 我之前就回家了 大概8点的时候 Oh, I was home way before then, around 8:00.
我提前回家 帮你招呼孩子们去洗澡 I came home early to help you wrangle the kids for bath time.
没错 他回家了 yeah. No, he was here.
好吧 如果你有什么线索 请打这个电话 好么？ All right, well, if you do happen to hear anything, could you give us a call, please？
没问题 谢谢 Absolutely. Thank you.
宝贝 你等会再走行么？ Oh, oh, hey, honey. Could you hold back a sec？
不行 午饭高峰段 我快迟到了 拜拜 Nope. Uh, lunch rush I'm already late as it is, okay? See ya.
"仅供残疾人停车" PARKING ONLY
小姐 不好意思 Excuse me, miss.
哦 你好啊 Oh, hey there.
你是不是没看见那块蓝色的牌子 I guess you didn't see that big blue sign.
这里是残疾人车位 This is handicapped parking.
我知道 残疾人优先 对吧 I know. Primo spot, isn't it？
怎么了? 我有证明啊 What? I have a thingy.
是啊 我看到了 Yeah, I noticed that.
不过没看出来 你哪里残疾 You don't look handicapped to me.
我不残疾 但我丈夫是盲人 I'm not. My husband is. He's blind.
这么说 那个证明是给他的 Well, then that placard's for him.
只有他能在这停车 Only he can park here.
他又看不见 怎么停车？ And how is he gonna park a car if he can't see？
傻了吧你？ feeling pretty stupid now, aren't ya？
小姐 你脸皮够厚的啊 Lady, you got a lot of nerve.
我不得不绕到后边 停在垃圾箱旁边 I had to park next to the dumpster way in the back.
别冲我装可怜 Oh, don't play victim with me.
我整天要踩着高跟鞋走路 I have to walk in heels all day long.
你只要坐着摇轮子就行了 You get to sit in a chair and roll.
你竟敢这么说！ You did not just say that！
我少在路上耽搁一点 就能早一点 回家照顾需要我的老公 You know, the quicker I can run my errands, the faster I can get home to my husband,
我就是这种人 who needs me, because that's the kind of person I am.
你干什么？ W-what are you doing？
叫警察 你等着接罚单吧 Calling the cops. You're getting a ticket.
做梦吧你 给我！ Like hell I am! Give me that.
放手！ Get off！
别想 你起的头 把电话挂了！ No! You started it. Hang it up！
放手! 挂了！ Get off! Hang it up！
怎么了？ Is there a problem here？
天啊 这里在开残疾人运动会么？ Jeez. What, is there a telethon going on around here？
哥们 她占了我们的停车位 Dude, she took one of our spots.
贱货! 你害我得找街边的车位 Bitch! I had to find street parking.
那有个保安 叫他过来 Hey, there's a secity guard over there. Go get him.
不 不 不 等一下！ No, no, no, no, no. Wait！
好啊 越来越不像话了 Okay, you know what? This is getting ridiculous.
不 你哪也别想去 Oh, no, no. You're not going anywhere.
让我走！ Let me go！
现在正式宣布 我要下地狱了 Well, it's official. I'm going to hell.
嗨 老爸 hi, daddy.
嘿 孩子们 你们能到后边玩一会吗？ Hey, guys, would you go play in the back for a while？
我要跟爸爸谈谈 谢谢 I need to talk to your dad. Thanks.
他们今天不踢球吗？ Don't they have soccer today？
我用另一个问题来回答这个问题 Let me answer that question with another question.
你为什么对警察撒谎? 勒奈特 Why did you lie to police? Lynette--
搞得我也得撒谎 说到这还得问另一个问题 and you made me lie to them, too, which brings up another question.
你不知道作伪证是很严重的事情吗？ Did you know that perjury is, like, this whole big thing？
我觉得你有点小题大做了 I think you're overreacting.
不 我要是拿砖头拍你才叫小题大做 No, overreacting would be if I threw a brick through you.
你想什么呢？ What were you thinking？
让我搞明白是怎么回事 Help me understand.
我只是去看看房子做的怎样了 I just wento go check out how the construction was going,
但当我走到街角 but I came around the corner.
看到了那窗户上巨大的图片 写着"Rick餐厅" I saw this giant picture window that says "rick'S."
我才意识到以后他妈的每天都要看到 这厮的名字 And then I realize I'm gonna have to see that guy's name every damn day of my life.
然后我发现了那堆砖头 Then I noticed this pile of bricks.
好吧 Okay.
我明白有关Rick的这些事情 给我们带来了一些麻烦 I know this whole thing with rick-- it really caused us some damage.
这确实伤害到了我们的感情 但是我们挺住了 都已经过去了 I know it hurt us, but we survived it, and it's over now.
实话实说吧 勒奈特 Now that's the thing, lynette.
这事没完 永远没完 It's not over. It was never over.
我才不在乎Rick的垃圾餐厅呢 I don't care about rick's stupid restaurant！
我甚至不在乎他是不是想夺走你！ I don't even care that he wants to steal you from me！
当然了 他肯定想夺走你 Of course, he would want to steal you from me.
不想才怪呢 That makes sense to me.
我在乎的是 他令你表现的 他很有可能得逞 I care that he made you act like it could be done.
哦 汤姆 Oh, tom.
他令我改变了对你的看法 He changed the way I look at you.
但是 我和他之间什么都没发生 but... nothing ever happened between us.
你得相信我 真的！ You have to believe me. Come on！
我不是在逼你道歉 I am not trying to get you to apologize.
我只是解释扔砖头的事情 I'm just explaining the brick.
上帝啊 oh,my god.
你们觉得我疯了 但那根本不是做梦 You thought I was crazy,but it wasn't a dream.
你没穿衣服 You're naked！
疯了的是你 And th means you're crazy.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to do it.
哦 真的吗？ Oh,really？
你只是一不留神就光着屁股 走到了我的前院？ You just happened to stumble naked into my front yard？
麦克 我不是故意的 I didn't mean it,mike.
"麦克"? 等等 "Mike"? Wait.
你在梦游？ Are you sleepwalking？
奥森 Orson.
喂？ Hello？
苏珊 Susan.
你是不是刚打了我？ Did you just hit me？
哦 老天啊！ Oh,dear god！
奥森 你现在住在我家 Orson,you're staying at my house！
去吧 there you go.
我也解释不清 I have no explanation.
这以前没发生过 This doesn't happen to me.
我从没梦游过 I don't sleepwalk.
听着 这不关我的事 You know,it's none of my business,
但鉴于一周两次看到你裸体 but seeing as I have seen you naked twice in theast week,
我觉得我该问问 你是不是有什么烦恼？ I think I can ask,is something bothering you？
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
我是说 离开自己的家是有点怪怪的 I mean,being out of our house has been a little weird,
但在这里我觉得很适应 but I'm very comfortable here.
那倒是 Clearly.
刚才你在草坪上时 你说到了麦克的事情 You know,when you were out on the lawn,you said something about mike.
麦克？ Mike？
我 说什么了？ What,uh,what did I say？
嘟嘟囔囔的 听不清楚 Well,it was just sort of muttering.
你是不是梦到他了？ Were you having a dream about him？
不 应该没有 No. I-I don't believe so.
可能是因为你刚刚见过他吧 Well,maybe it's because you just saw him.
你还惦记着他 He must be on your mind.
对 对 你知道吗 苏珊？ Yeah,yeah. You know what,susan？
我觉得我们该搬出去了 I-I think it's time for us to move out.
不行 你们的房子还没完工 You can'T. Your house isn't finished yet.
不 一楼下周就能弄好 No,the downstairs will be ready next week.
没事的 We'll be fine.
好吧 如果你执意如此 Well,if you insist...
我想这样是最好的 I think it will be for the best.
但是 目前 我还有个十来岁的女儿 你能不能... Okay,but in the meantime,um,I do have a teenage daughter,so if you could...
穿上裤衩？ boxers？
是的 Yes.
谢谢 Thanks.
拜托 come on.
你从医院出来之后 一直没出过门 You've been cooped up in this house since you got home from the hospital.
我们出去散散心吧 let's go out and have some fun！
不 我想我还是呆在家里吧 No,I think I'm gonna stay here.
我不想... 不想成为一个负担 I don't--I don't wanna be a burden.
卡洛斯 我在外边总能看到残疾人 Carlos,I see handicapped people out and about all the time.
实际上 我昨天在购物中心看到 两个坐着轮椅精力过剩的男人 In fact,I met two feisty men in wheelchairs yesterday at the mall.
他们也有他们的生活... They were living their lives...
现在你也该过自己的生活了 so it's time for you to live yours.
走吧 Come on.
我只是去寄几封信 I'm just dropping off a few letters.
你在这等着就行 You might as well just wait here.
买一些维生素片 Just picking up some vitamins.
我自己去能快一点 I'll be quicker if I do it myself.
我得去给我的美甲师送个礼物 I just have to drop off a gift to my manicurist.
你为什么不听一会收音机呢？ Why don't you listen to the radio？
谢谢 thank you.
抱歉宝贝 Sorry,babe.
比我想的时间要长一点... That took a little longer than I...
卡洛斯？ carlos？
卡洛斯？ Carlos？
卡洛斯！ Carlos！
哦 你在这呢 Oh,there you are.
谢谢你 Henry Thanks,henry.
你到底去哪了？ Where the hell have you been？
我快饿死了 所以才叫那孩子 带我去买了个汉堡 I was starving,so I got that kid to take me to go get a burger.
有没有搞错 我快被你急死了 I don't believe this. I was worried sick about you！
我在车里等得要急死了！ I'm sick of waiting here！
你答应带我出来散心 结果我只能把右脸晒伤 You promised me a fun day,and all I got is a sunburn on the right side of my face.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我告诉你了 我得先办正事 I told you,I had errands to run first.
这是什么味道？ What's that smell？
什么味道？ What smell？
闻起来像是... It smells like...
指甲油 nail polish.
你去做美甲了？ Did you get your nails done？
这就是你干的正事？ Is that what you've been doing？
打扰一下 excuse me.
小姐！ Miss！
停在残疾人车位的阿斯顿马丁 是你的吗？ Is that your aston martin in the handicapped space？
什么？ What？
加布 你把车停在残疾人车位了？ Gaby,are you parked in a handicapped spot？
少管闲事 老人家 Move it along,pops.
我们还要再待一会呢 We're gonna be here a while.
等等 等等 等等 Wait,wait,wait.
你有残疾人停车牌吗？ Did you get a handicapped tag？
回答你第一个问题 我是去美甲了 To answer your earlier question,yes,I got a manicure.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
没事了？ Are we good？
天啊 Oh,my god！
你利用我的残疾去骗取好的车位？ You're exploiting my blindness so that you can score better parking？
怎么说的这么难听呢 That's a really mean way to put it.
你把我带出来 像只狗似的傻坐在这里 You had me out here,sitting like a dog with the window cracked open.
你利用了我 You used me！
我为什么不能从中得点好处呢？ Well,why shouldn't I get something out of this？
眼睛瞎了又不是你一个人的事 You know,the blindness didn't just happen to you.
别开玩笑了 You can't be serious.
谁开玩笑了 Oh,you bet I am！
每天早晨 牙膏必须得放在脸盆的左边 Every morning,the toothpaste has to be to the left of the sink,
如果不是的话 你就找不着牙膏 这事必须得我来做 because if it's not,you can't find it,and I have to put it there.
有时 我开车的时候 或是在银行排队的时候还会想 And--and sometimes-- I don't know--I'm driving,or I'm in line at the bank and I think,
牙膏在那儿吗？ "is the toothpaste there?"
我还要回去确认一下 so then I have to run home and check
因为我不想让你连牙膏都找不到 because I don't want you reaching for the tube and not being able to find it.
我只是没想到生活会变成这样 卡洛斯 I just didn't think this was how it was all gonna turn out,carlos.
没想到以后的日子里 I didn't think that every day for the rest of my life,
我总是会下意识的想 a part of me is always gonna think,
牙膏在哪儿呢？ "where's the toothpaste?"
你把它放抽屉里不就好了？ Can't you just leave it in the drawer？
重点不是这个 你个熊瞎子 That's not the point,you blind idiot！
我想说的是 如果这一切辛苦 I'm saying if all I get in exchange for this crappy situation
能让我在花8块钱修指甲时 有个好的停车位 is a nice parking spot for my $8 manicure,
我也就认了 then I'm taking it！
谁在华道夫沙拉里放了梨片？ Who put pear slices in the waldorf salad？
大概是我吧 Guess that would be me.
凯瑟琳 华道夫沙拉是用苹果做的 Katherine,a waldorf salad is made with apples.
这是传统 It's tradition.
是啊 一个需要变变花样的 19世纪的陈规陋习 Yes,a musty,19th century tradition in need of some jazzing up.
我知道你已经忙的够多的了 Look,I just thought you have so much on your mind already,
音乐啊 装饰啊 what with the music and the decorations.
食物这里就交给我吧 The least I could do was take over the food.
交给你？ "Take over"？
你对我的法国洋葱汤动了什么手脚？ What in god's name have you done with my french onion soup？
噢 放心 Oh,it'll be fine.
我跟大厨说了 每道菜都要先过我这道关 才能出厨房 I told the chef nothing is to leave that kitchen unless I've tasted it.
凯瑟琳 相信我 Katherine-- - trust me.
还有 我建议用的洋桔梗广受好评哦 After all,I've gotten tons of compliments on the lisianthus.
我来 亲爱的 here,honey.
让我来 Let me.
谢谢 Thanks.
不客气 You're welcome.
听我说... Just so you know...
让你受这么多苦我很过意不去 I'm sorry for what I'm putting you through.
为了你 我心甘情愿 If it were aone but you,it wouldn't be worth it.
准备好去晚会了吗？ you ready to go to the party？
告诉我 You tell me.
我看上去怎么样？ how do I look？
很英俊 you look very handsome.
谢谢 Thank you.
你比什么时候都美丽 And you look more beautiful than ever.
你怎么知道的？ how do you know that？
男人的直觉 Just a hunch.
别 别 别 别吃那个 bup,bup,bup!Don't eat that.
冰箱出了点问题 我可不想让你生病 We had a refrigeration problem,and I don't want you getting sick.
噢 亲爱的 那我得把它给丢了 Oh,dear. Well,I should throw this dip out.
谢谢 只需要十分钟我就能做出新的一批 Thanks. It'll be about ten minutes before I can make up a new batch.
帮我告诉你老板 好吗？ Do you mind tellinyour boss？
她不是我的老板 she's not my boss！
布里 房间布置的真好 bree! The room is simply lovely.
你真是超水平发挥 You've outdone yourself.
谢谢 唐宁女士 Thank you,mrs. Downing.
颁发创始人基金的时候 Listen,when I present the founder's award tonight,
我希望...噢 亲爱的 还没人告诉你吗？ I was wondering--oh,dear. Has no one spoken to you？
告诉我什么? 厄 那个... About what? Uh,well...
委员会决定让凯瑟琳 梅菲尔 来颁发今年的奖金 the committee has decided that it would be best if katherine mayfair present the award this year.
不 那是...那是我的活儿啊 一直是我的 No! That'S...that's my job. I always do it.
你已经做的够多了 凯瑟琳又很积极 Oh,well,you're already doing so much,and,well,katherine was quite insistent.
这是什么？ what's that？
噢 这是蘸食菜 厨师说... 我们之前不是说好了吗？ Oh,it's dip. The caterer just said that-- I thought we agreed.
每道菜我不尝就不能出厨房 Nothing leaves the kitchen without me tasting it first.
请吧 Dig in.
今晚都开心吗？ is everyone having fun？
你和凯瑟琳干的不错 You and kathere did an amazing job.
可我们想不通你们俩怎么会合作的 Boy,we didn't think you guys could work together.
我们还以为你们一直水火不容呢 Yeah,we were sure one of you would end up killing the other.
你们得相信人是会变的 You really should have more faith in people.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
凯瑟琳 亲爱的 你怎么了？ katherine,darling,are you okay？
没什么 not really.
可别是食物的问题啊 I hope there'sothing wrong with the food.
还有别人这样吗？ Is anybody else getting sick？
不 Oh,no.
不 亲爱的 只有你 No,dear. Just you.
也许你该回家休息了 maybe you should go home.
不行 我还要颁发创始人基金呢 I can'T. I have to present the founder's award.
你这样还怎么颁奖呢 Oh,no one would expect you to do that in your condition.
这样吧 我可以代劳 You know what? Um,I could do it.
不 我能挺得住 No. I can get it together.
凯瑟琳 没人想让你殉职 Katherine,no one expects you to be a martyr.
为什么不回家休息呢? 不行 Why don't you go home? I can'T.
为什么? 我是颁奖的最佳人选 Why not? I'm perfectly capable of presenting.
过去八年来一直是我 I've done it for the last eight years.
我的意思是 没人希望从一个 I mean,no one wants to accept an award from a woman
病怏怏的女人手中接过奖项的 who looks like she should be in line at the needle exchange.
这对我很重要 不会有事的 This is important to me. I'll be fine.
现在有请创始人基金的颁奖人 and now for the presentation for the founder's award--
凯瑟琳 梅菲尔女士 ms. Katherine mayfair.
谢谢 唐宁女士 Thank you,mrs. Downing.
被委员会请来颁奖 我倍感荣幸 I was honored when you and the other members of the committee asked me to present this award.
我很荣幸当你们... 布里 怎么回事？ "I was honored when you..."myeah,myeah,myeah,myeah. Bree,what's up？
一直是你来颁奖的啊 I thought giving out this award was your thing.
之前是 现在不是了 事情变化了 Used to be. Not anymore. Things change.
今天的创始人基金的获奖人是... This year's founder's award...
自从我和那个两面三刀的家伙合作以来 ever since I started working with that obnoxious backstabber,
她一直都在抢我的风头 she's done nothing but try to take the spotlight off of me and put it onto her.
我亲爱的朋友... Goes to my dear friend... bree hodge. Bree Hodge
那个两面三刀的家伙刚刚叫了你的名字 The obnoxious backstabber just called your name.
许多年来布里一直是美景镇社区的顶梁柱 Bree has been a pillar of the fairview community for many years.
没有人比布里 霍奇更出色了 There is no better friend than bree hodge.
恭喜 Congratulations.
我知道你想给我下毒 I know you tried to poison me.
嗯 今晚非常... Well,uh,this has been an evening full of,um...
出乎意料 surprises.
我从没想到自己能被 这个杰出的组织所认同... I never would've imagined that,um,I would be recognized by this wonderful organization ...
嗨 安德鲁 知道吗？ hi,andrew. Guess what？
你妈妈获得创始人基金奖了 勒奈特 听我说 Ur mom just won the founder's award. Lynette,listen to me.
上帝啊 oh,my god.
你不会相信这儿发生了什么 什么 怎么了 大家都好吗？ You're not gonna believe what's going on down here. What? What? Is everyone okay？
是的 是的 我们都还好 Uh,yeah,yeah,yeah. We're--we're fine.
是瑞克的店着火了 It's rick's place-- totally went up in flames.
来了 来了大概三辆消防车 There,uh,there are,like,three fire trucks here.
上帝啊 太可怕了 怎么搞的？ Oh,my god! That's horrible! How did it start？
他们还不知道 I--they--they don't know.
好吧 5点再打电话你 拜拜 Okay,I-I'm gonna--I'll call you back in about five.Bye.
当然 这真是出乎我的意料 I certainly,uh,wasn't expecting it.
摄影师想拍咱俩的合照 the photographer's asking if he can get shots of the two of us.
等等 我得先和你谈谈 Wait. I need to talk to you first.
我完全误会了 就是这样 I misunderstood the situation,that's all.
就让它过去吧 好吗？ Can we just leave it at that？
不行 No,we can'T.
你知道为什么？ And do you know why？
因为我本以为事情进行得很好 Because I thought things were going well.
我和你相处得很好 I was having fun with you.
显然... Obviously...
我错了 i misunderstood.
所以你告诉我是你恩将仇报呢 So tell me,was there a straw that broke the camel's back？
还是你一直就想置我于死地呢 Or were you planning on killing me all along？
有件事是你对我和我的朋友所需要了解的 here's the thing you need to understand about me and my friends.
我们都有自己的立场 We each have our niche.
加布丽尔楚楚动人 Gabrielle's the glamorous one.
苏珊讨人喜欢 勒奈特高雅聪明 Susan's the adorable one. Lynette's smart.
伊蒂...伊蒂我行我素 Edie'S...edie.
而我是贤妻良母 是组织者 And I'm the domestic one,the organizer--
只有我知道吃甜点的叉该有三根齿 the one who knows that there are three tines on a dessert fork.
我也因此被嘲笑 这就是我 I'm the one who gets teased for that. That's who i am.
你也是这样 And that's also who you are.
那？ so？
那... So...
我真不知道怎么跟你做朋友 I don't really know how to be friends with you.
真遗憾... That's a shame...
因为我比其她女人都了解你 because I understand you better than all those other women do.
我知道循规蹈矩 注意举手投足的优雅 I know how following the rules and observing the little graces
这让你感觉自己一切都在控制之中 makes you feel like you're in control.
我们都觉得如果哪天我们不去布置漂亮的餐桌 We've both had days where it was either set a beautiful table
我们就会蜷缩成一团死去 or curl up in a ball and die.
我们是一种人 布里 We're the same,bree.
如果你觉得这就不能做朋友 我很遗憾 And if you think that means we can't be friends,then I'm sorry.
可也意味着我们能成为最好的朋友 But it might also mean we could be best friends.
没想到你眼光如此犀利 Who knew you were so insightful？
学习充满了乐趣 不是吗 Isn't learning fun？
好极了 各位 谢谢 terrific,everyone. Thank you.
拍照 pictures.
我说的对不? 是不是很有意思？ so...did I lie? Was it cool？
你是对的 真不错 You were right. It really was.
"谢谢 朱丽叶" "thank you,julie."
能不再胡思乱想真好 你知道吗？ It's good to get out of my own head,you know？
几个月来 我一直出去找爸爸 责怪我妈妈... For months now,I've been hung up on looking for my dad and blaming my mom...
结果一无所获 and it's gotten me nowhere.
我想重新找回乐趣 I just wanna start having fun again.
谢谢 朱丽叶 Thank you,julie.
你们在这儿 there you are.
我想和你们拍照 We wanted to get some pictures with you.
奥森 orson.
听着 我妈妈让我12点以前回家的 如果我妈妈问起 你能不能-- listen,I-I have a 12:00 curfew,so if my mom asks,can you just--
麦克？ mike？
不 我是朱丽叶 No,it's julie.
哦 你在梦游 我听说了 Oh,you're sleepwalking. Yeah,I heard about that.
对不起 麦克 I'm sorry,mike.
再说一遍 不是麦克 Again,not mike.
我把你带回床上睡觉-你就能-- Why don't I-I get you back to bed,and--and you can--
对不起我撞了你 麦克 I'm sorry I ran you over,mike.
盲目-- Blindness--
是一种折磨 它使人们看不到眼前铁铮铮的事实 it's an affliction that prevents people from seeing what is right in front of them...
好比妻子不曾发觉嫉妒在吞食她们的丈夫 like the wives who can't detect the jealousy that consumes their husbands...
好比女人看不到对手也可以化敌为友 the women unable to see that a rival might also be a friend...
把内心深埋的罪恶感抛诸脑后的男人们 the men who stay oblivious to the guilt that lies deep within them.
没错... Yes...
世界充斥着盲目的人 The world is filled with those who cannot see.
最危险的就是那些邪恶而不自知的人们 The most dangerous are the ones who stay blind to the evil within their own hearts.
我们该如何保护自己不被这种人伤害呢 How do we protect ourselves from these people？
首先 我们得张开自己的慧眼 在他们找上我们之前 First,we have to open our own eyes and find them...
发现他们 before they find us.