绝望的主妇 前情提要 Previously on...
丹妮尔回家了 Danielle came back home.
勒奈特为孩子们担心... Lynette was afraid for her children...
这就好像我毁了他们的童年 It feels like I've ruined their childhood.
凯瑟琳的过去... - 我们对芝加哥发生的事了如指掌 Katherine's past... We know all about Chicago.
再次回来困扰她 - 哦 很好 我们达成一致 喷泉留下 Came back to haunt her. Oh, good. We're in agreement. The fountain stays.
伊蒂展开威胁... Edie made threats...
如果国税局风闻你那见不得人的收入 If the I.R.S. Gets wind of your rainy day fund,
他们会要我指证你的 they could make me testify against you.
不过逃避行动开始了 But evasive action was taken.
我也希望咱们能在一起 I want us to be together, too,
但是我想同时也能问心无愧 but I also wanna feel good about it.
加布和卡洛斯结束了这段婚外情... And Gaby and Carlos ended their affair...
一切都太迟了 Too late.
你可以付现金吗? Could you make it out to "cash"?
从小 As a little girl,
伊蒂·布里特就害怕很多事情 Edie Britt was afraid of many things,
所有她家附近的小男孩们都知道这一点 and all the little boys in her neighborhood knew this.
所以他们拿着橡胶蛇等着她 So they would wait for her with rubber snakes
还有嘎嘎叫的青蛙... and croaking frogs...
以及塑胶蜘蛛 And plastic spiders,
希望能吓的伊蒂尖叫 hoping to make Edie scream.
啊 Aah!
但是当她长大了 But once she was a big girl,
伊蒂·布里特只害怕一件事情 Edie Britt was afraid of only one thing...
那就是她的爱人会离开她 投向其他人的怀抱 That her lover might leave her for someone else,
卡洛斯·索利斯知道这一点 and Carlos Solis knew this.
所以当他决定要离开的时候 他决定快刀斩乱麻... So when he decided to go, he tried to do it quickly...
你这是在干什么? What the hell is this?
主要是为了避免听到她尖叫 Mostly to avoid her screaming.
只是很长一段时间一切都没奏效 It just hasn't been working for a long, long time.
那是谎言 我们很幸福 That's a lie. We were happy.
别这样 我们不要吵 Come on. Let's not argue.
我希望咱们还能做朋友 I want us to end this as friends.
我肯定你会的 看在我知道你财政状况的份上 I bet you do, given all I know about your finances.
你说的对 你知道我的一些秘密 That's true. You know some of my secrets,
但是我相信你还是足够在乎我 而不至于把它们说出去 but I'm betting you still care enough about me to keep them.
好吧 All right.
我会对任何人保密的 关于你在大开曼岛的资金 I won't say anything to anyone about your money in the grand Caymans
有一个条件 on one condition...
你必须得诚实的告诉我你离开的原因 You have to tell me the truth about why you're leaving.
真正的原因? The truth?
是不是你有别人了? Is there someone else?
不是 No.
谢谢你 卡洛斯 Thank you, Carlos.
你让这一切都变得轻松多了 You made this a lot easier.
是的 伊蒂·布里特被逼面对她最大的恐惧 Yes, Edie Britt had been forced to face her worst fear,
现在她觉得只有这样才公平... and she now felt it was only fair...
你好 我认识一个人 他有一个数百万的离岸帐户 Hi. Um, I know a guy who's got millions in a offshore bank account.
我要和谁说这件事? Who would I talk to about that?
那就是卡洛斯也要面对同样的恐惧 That Carlos should face his.
是的 就在一年中的这个时候 Yes, it was that time of year.
万圣节再一次来到紫藤巷 Halloween had come once again to Wisteria Lane,
没有人比那对刚搬进来的同志夫妇 and no one was more determined to celebrate its arrival
更想要迎接它的到来 than the gay couple who had just moved in.
我们应该先邀请哪个邻居? So which of the neighbors should we invite first?
- 这有什么差别? 他们都不喜欢咱们 - 哦 Lee 不是这样的 他们只讨厌你 What does it matter? They all hate us? Oh, Lee, that's not true. They hate you.
我是那个他们喜欢的有男子气概的那个 I'm the butch one they can feel comfortable around.
- 你就继续称赞自己吧 - 我们先邀请布里 You keep telling yourself that. Let's start with Bree.
我有一个同志儿子 我相信她对同志会很友好的 She's got a gay son. I bet she's homo-friendly.
为什么? 我老妈也是一样呀 她才不友好 Why? My mother has one, and she's not.
嗨 Hi.
哦 你们好 Oh, hello.
我们顺便过来告诉你 We're just dropping by to let you know
我们要办一个万圣节派对 希望你能来参加 we're having a Halloween party. We'd love for you to come.
谢谢 奥森和我会很乐意的 Oh, well, thank you. Orson and I would be delighted.
如果愿意的话可以把家人都带来 Well, you can bring your whole family if you like.
那是你女儿吗? Is that your daughter?
不 我女儿在瑞士 Uh, no, my daughter is in Switzerland,
上寄宿学校 at boarding school.
那她到底是谁呢? Who was that?
我儿子... My son...
试穿他的行头 Trying on his costume.
他今年要扮雪儿 He's going to be Cher this year.
好的 我们一定得邀请他 Okay, he's definitely invited.
我说过多少次要你离窗户远点? How many times have I told you to stay away from the windows?
我很无聊 你都不让我出门 I'm bored. You won't let me go outside.
- 我看一下都不行吗? - 那是什么? Can't I at least look? What's that?
鲍勃和李邀请我们去 参加他们的万圣节派对 Oh, we've been invited to Bob and Lee's for Halloween.
化妆派对 酷毙了 我能去吗? A costume party. Cool. Can I go?
你疯了吗? Are you insane?
这可是万圣节呀 我就打扮成南瓜去好了 It's Halloween. I'll go as a pumpkin.
你三周之后就要生产了 You are due in three weeks.
在那之前 不准开窗户 不准参加派对 Until then, no windows and no parties.
那... 这肯定会很有意思的 So... this is gonna be fun.
你会帮我做服装的吧? Will you help me with a costume?
当然! Sure!
你对70年代的偶像有多熟悉呀? How familiar are you with pop icons from the '70s?
维克多 是我 我收到你的消息了 Victor, it's me. I got your message.
坦白说 我非常生气 I've gotta be honest, I'm very annoyed
你没有像之前说的今天回来 that you're not coming home today like you promised.
我告诉过我有重要的话要和你说 I told you I have something very important to tell you,
我想当面对你说 and I wanted to do it in person,
不过现在你要再过一周才回来 but now you're gonna be home for another week,
我等不及了 and I can't wait.
维克多 我要离开你 Victor, I'm leaving you.
我不敢相信 I... can't believe I'm ending my marriage
我竟然在宾馆电话留言说分手的事情 on a hotel voice mail.
这真是不体面 This is very tacky.
不过这也是你逼出来的 维克多 You're forcing me to be tacky, Victor.
我才不是个不体面的人 我很优雅 I am not a tacky person. I am very, very classy.
哦! 等等 Oh! Hang on one second.
喂? 嘿 卡洛斯 是呀 我现在没办法和你说 Hello? Hey, Carlos. Yeah, I can't talk right now.
我正在和维克多分手 I'm breaking up with Victor.
不 他不在 他人在华盛顿 No, he's not here. He's in Washington.
好的 我待会和你解释 Yeah, okay, I'll explain later.
不好意思啊 维克多 Sorry about that, Victor.
无论如何 一切都过去了 Uh, anyway, it's over.
我们都知道不会长久的 Uh, we both know it wasn't working.
祝你一切顺利 Uh, good luck on everything,
你也没必要回我电话了 and you don't have to call me back.
好的 拜拜 Okay, bye-bye.
啊 Ah.
让我惊讶的是 医生建议我做遗传咨询 I was surprised that my doctor suggested genetic counseling.
这是我最后一个孩子 我没必要做那个 I didn't have to do that with my last baby.
你之前这个孩子是 在26岁时生的 Well, you were 26 when you had your last child.
现在你已经... Now you're...
小心点 Careful.
足够老可以 Old enough to benefit
从这医学特定领域中获益 from this particular branch of medicine.
转的不错 Nice save.
我们可不可以直接跳过这一点 Now can we just skip to the part
你告诉我孩子有什么问题? where you tell me what's wrong with my baby?
我们不知道是否有问题 Well, we don't know if anything's wrong.
看到没 我们正在问询你们家族病史 See, we're just going over your family medical history
只是为了保险起见 just... just to be on the safe side.
好吧 我的阿姨艾拉有关节炎 Okay. My aunt Ella has arthritis.
我有两个长有蹼脚的侄儿 I have two cousins with webbed feet,
我爸爸那边有很多人长着第三个乳头 and there's a whole lot of third nipples on my dad's side.
很显然我娶了一个Carny Folk Apparently, I married into carny folk.
Carny Folk：很恐怖的马戏团小丑 有一双小手 闻起来像卷心菜
好的 麦克 那你的家庭呢? Okay, Mike, what about your family?
大家都很健康 Everybody's pretty healthy.
我祖母有癫痫症 Uh, my grandmother has epilepsy.
我父亲有高血压 My father had high blood pressure,
他一直有接受药物治疗 现在没事了 but he's on medication, so it's fine now.
"现在没事了"是什么意思? 他死了 What do you mean, "it's fine now"? He's dead.
才没有 你怎么会这么认为呢? No, he's not. What makes you think that?
因为我们第一次约会时 你是这样告诉我的 'Cause that's what you told me when we first started dating.
如果我给你那种印象 那我很抱歉 Oh. Well, I'm sorry if I gave you that impression.
不只是印象而已 It wasn't an impression.
你说了这句话 "我父亲死了" You said those words... "my father's dead."
这...很复杂 It's... complicated.
怎么会复杂? 他要么就死了 要么就还活着 How can it be complicated? He's either dead or alive.
这听起来复杂吗 Michelle? Does it sound complicated to you, Michelle?
噢 呃... Oh, um...
不好意思 我有一个紧急召唤我修水管的电话 Wow, I'm sorry. I-I've got an emergency plumbing call.
我要晚点再做这个了 别等我了 I'm gonna have to do this later. Uh, don't wait up.
好的 Mike的祖母有癫痫症? Okay, so, um, Mike's grandmother is epileptic?
是呀 Yeah.
不过很显然 他的父亲能起死回生 But apparently, his dad can rise from the dead.
所以希望孩子能有这种能力 So let's hope the baby gets that gene.
嘿 P.E.T.扫描怎么样了? (PET:正电子发射型计算机断层摄影) Hey. How'd the p.E.T. Scan go?
她真是演技派 She was a real trouper.
在那个管子里待了20分钟 她一次也没有抱怨过 20 minutes inside that tube, she didn't complain once.
过一段时间我们就会知道 你是否战胜了这个"小杂种" In a couple of days, we'll know if you beat this son of a bitch.
嘿拉什顿医生说病情很乐观 Hey, Dr. Rushton is very optimistic.
太好了 他最棒了 Fantastic. He's the best.
嘿 要不我翘班带你去... Hey, what do you say I ditch work,
那家泰国餐厅吃午饭? 勒奈特? and I take you to that... Thai place for lunch? Lynette?
- 那是个洞吗? - 什么? Is that a hole? What?
就在花园那 有在挖什么东西吗? In the garden there. Has something been digging in there?
有可能是负鼠 Oh, it might be a possum. Ahem.
我有一天看到了 I-I saw one the other day.
你看见了一只负鼠 你竟然没告诉我? You saw a possum, and you didn't tell me?
我可不知道这是什么大事呀 Didn't know it was front-page news.
我们得采取点什么行动 Well, we gotta do something about this.
我们会的 那你是想把孩子给带来 And we will, so do you want to bring the kids,
还是你更喜欢 or would you prefer
- 单独和我共进浪漫的午餐呢? - 我现在可没办法吃饭 Tom a, uh, gloriously romantic lunch with just me? I can't eat right now, Tom.
我得去花园中心买点栅栏来 I've got to go to the garden center
天哪 这太让人生气了! and get some fencing. God, this is annoying!
不敢相信你竟然没说我们遭负鼠袭击了! Can't believe you didn't tell me we have a possum!
哦 你醒了 Oh, you're, um, you're up.
我试着不吵醒你 I was just gonna try not to wake you.
你觉得不解释一下你的古怪行为 我有可能让你上床睡觉么? Did you really think I was gonna let you crawl in bed next to me without an explanation for your bizarre behavior?
如果是非常不现实的梦 那才是好梦 Well, what good's a dream if it's not a little unrealistic?
我才不管有什么问题 I don't care what the issues are.
你没有否认亲生父亲的存在 You don't deny your own dad's existence.
我父亲因为谋杀而在蹲监狱 My father's in prison for murder.
这下你能明白为什么我在第一次约会 要隐瞒他的事了吧? So can you see why I might have wanted to lie about him on a first date?
哦 天哪 Oh, my god.
他因为谋杀而蹲监狱? He's in jail for murder?
是的 Yeah.
他被判无期徒刑 不得假释 He's doing life without parole.
你有去看过他吗? 我是说你还和他有联系吗? Do you see him? I mean, do you have a relationship with him?
我一年去看他几次 Uh, I visit a few times a year.
我得去见见他 Well, I've got to meet him.
- 不 我可不认为这是个好主意 - 但他是你父亲 No, I don't think that's such a good idea. Well, he's your father.
我得认识他 而且 那个遗传咨询师说 I should know him, and besides, that genetic counselor
我们得搜集你家庭病史的资料 said we should gather data about your family's history.
也许你父亲知道些你不知道的事情 Maybe you dad knows something you don't.
我的意思是 看在孩子的份上我们也得去看看他 I mean, I should meet him for the sake of our baby.
那好吧 我们去看他 Well, yeah. Fine. We'll go see him.
谢谢 Thank you.
妈妈! 当医生宣布你没有癌症了 Mom! We're gonna bake you a cake
我们就会给你烤一个蛋糕 when the doctor says your cancer's gone.
好的 给你 拿着 Great. Here. Grab this.
这个东西是用来干什么的? What's this stuff for?
你知道有负鼠在破坏咱们的花园吗? You know that possum that's been ruining our garden?
是呀 我和普雷斯顿叫它Scruffles Yeah, me and Preston named him scruffles.
别给它取名字 要不了多久它就不在了 Don't give him a name. He's not gonna be around much longer.
你不会伤害它的 对吗? You're not gonna hurt him, are you?
宝贝 我安了栅栏 它挖地洞跑了进来 Honey, I put up a fence, and he burrowed right under it.
花园中心的人说这是种狡诈的生物 The man at the garden center said these are crafty creatures,
只有一种方法可以制止它们 and there's only one way to stop 'em.
你要杀了它们? So you're gonna kill him?
宝贝 我来问问你 Sweetie, let me ask you something.
如果你必须在妈妈漂亮的花园以及 If you had to choose between mommy's beautiful garden
恶心奸诈脏兮兮的负鼠中选择一个 and a gross, mean, dirty possum,
你会选择什么? what would you pick?
随便 Scruffles.
好吧 我们没什么好说的了 Okay, we're done talking here.
你要送我回修道院? You're sending me back to the convent?
显然你在这儿也不开心 所以我想 Well, you certainly don't seem happy here, and I thought
或许你想念修女和其他姐妹们 maybe you were missing the nuns and the other girls.
噢 太好了 大肚子的荡妇和 搞独身的怪胎 Oh, whoopee. Knocked-up sluts and celibate freaks.
正好开派对 Start the party.
随便了 我不在乎 我只想这东西赶紧出去 Whatever. I don't care. I just want this thing out of me.
你知道吗 丹妮尔 我只想让你明白 You know, Danielle, I just want you to be aware
放弃这个孩子 或许比你想象中要难得多 that giving up this baby might be harder than you think.
那不会是问题的 相信我 It won't be a problem. Trust me.
你现在是这么说 可一旦你抱着孩子 Well, you say that now, but once you've held your child
感觉那种突如其来的母爱 and felt that rush of love, well...
是会改变你的 It can change you.
拜托 我讨厌这个孩子 Please. I hate this baby.
除了让我变胖 毁了我人生中 What has it done but make me fat
这整整一年外 还做了什么? and ruin an entire year of my life?
我只是说 如果我是你 我或许会觉得 I'm just saying, if I were you, I might be feeling...
闭嘴 谁说我就非要和你有一样的感受啊 Stop. Who says I have to feel the same things you'd feel?
我和你完全不同 I'm nothing like you.
你总这么说 好象是值得炫耀一样 You always say that like it's something to be proud of,
但如果有天我在你身上看到 有一丝像我的地方 but the day I see even a glimmer of myself in you
就是我意识到 is the day that I realize
你终于开始...长大了 you've finally started... To grow up.
好吧 别把自己憋死啊 Well, don't hold your breath.
不对 仔细想想 No, on second thought,
憋吧 do.
好啊 加布丽尔 Hello, Gabrielle.
喔 Oh!
米尔顿... 你吓到我了 Milton... you scared me.
我以为你和Victor在华盛顿呢 I thought you were in Washington with Victor.
我是的 我先听到了留言 I was. I got to the messages first.
你不能离开他 Gabrielle Oh. You can't leave him, Gabrielle.
如果他真的想我留下 Well, if he really wanted me to stay,
他会亲自来找我的 而不是派他老爸来做工作 he would've come here himself, instead of siccing daddy on me.
噢 维克多 还没听到留言 Oh, Victor hasn't heard the message.
- 我删掉了 - 噢 好极了 I erased it. Oh, great.
我现在得再跟他重新分一次手了 Now I have to break up with him all over again.
你知道现在都在谈论 You know, there's a lot of talk
维克多竞选州长的事 about Victor running for governor.
拉票宣传前夕发生离婚 恐怕会.... A divorce on the Eve of a campaign could be...
非常不利 Quite damaging.
你一路赶过来 是为了扭住我的胳膊吗? (指让她就范) And you flew all the way here to twist my arm?
不是的 我有一些更好的建议 No, I had something a little more subtle in mind.
米尔顿 再多的钱也不能...哇! Milton, there is no amount of money that is... wow!
好了 你已经开始盯着那些0了 Yeah. You start tacking on those zeros,
很难停下来吧 it gets hard to stop.
等一下 Hold on.
支票的日期是明年 This check is dated for next year.
的确 Exactly.
如果你想要这些钱 你就要 If you want this money, you're gonna have
和我儿子保持未来13个月的婚姻关系 to stay married to my son for the next 13 months.
哈 Huh.
这段时间内不是有次选举吗 And isn't there an election around that time?
我儿子是注定要做一番大事业的 My son is destined for greatness.
他会当上州长的 He will be governor.
还可能会当上总统 He could be president.
而你就是要确保 And you're going to make sure
他一路畅通无阻 是不是? he goes straight to the top, aren't you?
有时候 做大事业需要有人从后面推波助澜 Sometimes greatness needs a little nudge.
你说什么都没有是什么意思? What do you mean, there's nothing there?
很抱歉 布里特小姐 I'm sorry, Ms. Britt.
你给我的号码我查了3次 I checked the number you gave me three times.
那个离岸帐户根本不存在 That offshore account simply doesn't exist.
那1千万哪儿去了? Where is that $10 million?
什么1千万? What $10 million?
别装了 卡洛斯 你把钱挪走了 Give it a rest, Carlos. You moved that money.
首先 我没有任何违法的钱 First of all, I deny having any illegal money,
更不用说挪动了 let alone moving it.
你干吗要这样说话? Why are you talking like that?
我不知道 我以为你可能戴着窃听器 I don't know. I thought you might be wearing a wire.
你也想太多了吧 You're paranoid. You know that?
难道不应该吗 Well, don't I have reason to be?
你干吗这么关心钱在什么地方 And why would you care where the money is,
除非你是想用来对付我 unless you were planning on using it against me?
噢 天啊 你可真聪明 好了 才不是呢 Oh, god. You think you are so clever. Well, you're not.
事实上 你是我见过最蠢的男人 In fact, you... you are the stupidest man I've ever met.
你不知道自己的对手是谁 You have no clue who you're dealing with,
不过你相信我 你会为你对我所做的一切 but believe me, you're gonna pay
付出代价的 卡洛斯 for what you've done to me, Carlos.
游戏还没有结束 This game is not over.
事实上 结束了 Actually, it kinda is,
如果你没有注意到的话 and if you hadn't noticed...
我赢了 I won.
布里 Bree.
勒奈特 我正在想你呢 Lynette, I was just thinking about you.
你拿到检查结果了吗? Did you get your test results yet?
噢 P.E.T扫描 还没呢 要明天 Huh? Oh, the p.E.T. Scan. No, not till tomorrow.
听我说 我需要你帮忙 我院子里有只负鼠 Listen, I need your help. There's a possum in my garden.
呕! 我恨负鼠 Ugh! I hate possums.
肯定没我恨 我撒了毒药 可它绕着吃 Not as much as me. I put out poison, but it ate around it.
我还装了那种陷阱 可结果只逮住Penny了 I got one of those humane traps, but all I trapped was penny.
我怎么帮你呢 How can I help?
我想用枪 I want a gun.
真的吗 Really?
我因为你是反对私人持枪的 I thought you were one of those liberal gun haters.
那是以前的勒奈特了 现在勒奈特变了 That was the old Lynette. The new Lynette
她杀负鼠 让上帝去惩罚它们 kills the possums and lets god sort 'em out.
不幸地是 我们慈悲为怀的镇委会 Well, unfortunately, our bleeding-heart town council
禁止我们在自家后院使用火力 forbids us from using live ammo in our own backyards.
胆小鬼 Wusses!
我建议你搞一把气枪 I suggest you get an air rifle.
不会杀死它 It won't kill it,
但也足够把它吓跑 but it'll sting it enough to keep it away for good.
好极了 我去哪儿能弄来? Perfect. Where can I get one?
试试去第6街上的枪支城 就在浸信会旁边 Try, um, gun city on route 6 by the baptist church.
告诉他们是我叫你去的 Tell them I sent ya,
他们会给你个好折扣的 and they'll give you a nice discount.
好极了 Great.
什么事这么急? What's so urgent?
都不打个招呼吗 Can't say hello to a girl?
加布 我们讲好的 Gaby, we had a deal.
未来半年是不会见面的 We weren't gonna see each other for six months.
噢 对啊 说到这个 Oh, uh, yeah, about that...
如果我们改成13个月 你看怎样? What if we make it 13?
好了 别 提我把话说清楚 Okay, no, just go with me on this.
我的提议呢 将会给我们彻底的财政自由 What I'm about to propose will give us total financial freedom
并且...帮我们实现亿万富翁的梦想 and... help a conniving billionaire's dream come true.
喔 这是哪来的啊 Whoa. What's this for?
米尔顿·郎不想让我离开Victor Milton Lang doesn't want me to leave Victor
直到他竞选州长结束 until after he runs for governor.
一旦竞选结束 Once the election's over, ka-ching!
也就是说 你收钱 So basically, you're taking money
去和一个你不爱的男人睡觉 to sleep with a man you don't love.
天 如果有这么种职业 该叫作什么? Gee, if that were a job, what would you call it?
我不用跟他睡 I don't have to sleep with him,
只是为了政治原因 和他在一起 just stay with him for political reasons.
基本算是13个月拍摄的模特费用 It's basically a modeling fee for a 13-month photo op.
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
Carlos 你现在都不上班 Carlos, you're not working right now,
你知道如果我们破产 是永远不可能快乐的 and you know we'll never be happy if we're broke.
我们需要这笔钱 We need this.
如果我们不用呢? What if we didn't?
啊 Huh?
如果我藏了一笔钱呢? What if I had some money stashed away?
好吧 记得几年前 Okay, remember a few years ago
我和Tanaka做生意吗? when I was in business with Tanaka?
我总是担心他会骗我 I was always afraid that he was gonna double-cross me.
他是这么做了 Which he did.
但在他这么做之前 But before he did,
我先捞了一点好东西 I skimmed a little off the top.
一点是指多少? How much is "a little"?
1千万 $10 million.
你私吞了1千万? You embezzled $10 million?
啊 Mmm.
事实上 现在只剩950万 我花了50万 Actually, now it's only about $9.5. It cost me half a mil
为了躲过政府和某些人的调查 to hide it from the government and certain other people. Mm.
噢 等下 等等 Oh, wait, wait, wait.
如果这是Tanaka 的钱 那我们结婚的时候你就拿到了? If this is Tanaka money, then you had it when we were married?
好吧 我知道你会这么想的 Okay, I can sense where you're going with this.
也就是说 我们离婚的时候也有了? Which also means you had it when we got divorced.
你瞧 如果我当初告诉你 Look, if I had told you about it,
- 你会把钱全卷跑的 - 卡洛斯 我们以前可是夫妻啊 you'd have taken me to the cleaners. Carlos, we were married.
我可是有权利拥有 任何你私吞的东西的一半 I was entitled to half of everything you embezzled.
我们现在复合了 这还有什么关系啊 Look, we're back together now. What does it matter?
这说明你骗了我 Well, it matters that you lied to me.
我不能相信你 I can't trust you.
- 加布! - 如果我不能信你 我想我也不能和你在一起 Gaby! If I can't trust you, I don't think I can be with you.
噢 拜托 Oh, come on!
不 我是认真的 在我经历了这么多事之后 No, I'm serious. After everything I have been through?
没门! 滚出去 No! No, get out!
加布 你现在应该高兴才是啊 Gaby, you should be happy right now.
我有好几百万 我想和你在一起 I have millions of dollars, and I want you to be with me.
噢 那你是想让我和你睡 拿你的钱 Oh, so you want me to sleep with you and take your money.
天 如果这是种职业 该叫作什么啊 Gee, if that were a job, what would they call it?
谢了 孩子 Thanks, kid.
来点熊爪蛋糕? Bear claw?
噢 不是 谢谢 尼克 Uh, no. Thank you, Nick.
那么 Mike说你有一些医学问题要问我? So, uh, Mike said you had some medical questions for me?
恩 是的 那个... Um, yes, the, uh,
遗传学顾问 想知道一些事情 genetic counselor, um, wanted to know a couple of things.
喔 Uh...
你家中有人得过癌症吗 Um, i-is there any cancer in your family?
没有 No.
很好 Great.
糖尿病呢? Uh, diabetes?
呃 Mnh-mnh.
太好了 Wonderful.
你杀的人是谁? Who did you kill?
这个问题车上不能解决吗? Couldn't have covered this in the car?
我想她该亲耳听你说 I thought she should hear it from you.
我杀了我老板 I killed my boss.
恩哼 好吧 Uh-huh. Okay.
我遇到他时 他还不是我老板 He wasn't my boss when I met him.
他只是一个和我一样负责装载货物的人 He was just another guy on the loading dock, like me.
有一份管理员的工作 A supervisor's job came up,
我们两个都很想得到 and, uh, we were both angling for it.
然后阿尼 这是他名字 And then Arnie... That was his name...
他去找了公司的高层 He went to the head of the company
跟他说了些我的谎话 and told him some lies about me,
然后他得到了那份工作 and he got the job.
所以你杀了他? So you killed him?
没有 我烦恼了好几个星期 No. I stewed about it for a few weeks.
看着阿尼一脸假笑地到处溜达 I'd see Arnie walking around with that smirk,
还戴着那个领带 我就想 and, uh, and that tie, and I thought to myself,
"你小子不配得到这份工作" "you know, Arnie, you don't deserve that job.
"你不配戴这条领带" "You don't deserve that tie,
"你也不值得活着" and you don't deserve to live."
所以你杀了他? So you killed him?
没有 我跟他理论 No. I confronted him.
我说 "阿尼 你那么做是不对的" I said, "Arnie, what you did wasn't right."
他朝着我笑 然后说 He just laughed in my face and said, uh,
"你要怎么办呢?" "what are you gonna do about it?"
然后我就杀了他 Then i killed him.
啊 Uh-huh.
那你是怎么... Uh, and how did you...
用领带 我觉得那是很好的方法 With the tie. I thought it was a nice touch.
现在你知道了 Well, now you know.
抱歉 Sorry.
嘿 亚当 凯瑟琳 Hey, Adam, Katherine.
或者我该说 弗兰肯斯坦和... 玛丽·安托瓦内特? Or should I say Frankenstein and... Marie Antoinette?
很好 Nice.
你就像一个自恃甚高的皇后 失去了所有的权利 You came as a self-important queen who lost all her power.
这也太明显了吧? Isn't that a bit on the nose?
李竟然拿皇后开玩笑 (queen也指男同性恋) Lee making jokes about a queen.
是不是有点讽刺啊 Isn't that a bit ironic?
你们两个好可爱啊 You two look adorable.
你是要扮演谁? And who are you supposed to be?
雪儿 人人都爱的流行女王 Cher, the beloved pop diva.
是我妈妈的主意 It was my mom's idea.
就是那个知道我是同志后 吓坏了的女人 You know, the woman who freaked when she found out I was gay?
啊 Oh.
噢 天啊 那是丹妮尔吗? Oh, my god. Is that Danielle?
我特别嘱咐过不许她来的 I expressly forbade her from coming tonight.
她以为自己是谁啊 Who does she think she is?
显然 是"你" Apparently, you.
丹妮尔 你回来了啊 Danielle, you're back!
我不是丹妮尔 I'm not Danielle.
我是布里 Van De Kamp Hodge I am Bree Van De Kamp Hodge.
噢 别别别 不要抱 拜托 Oh, no, no, no. No hugs, please.
无谓的感情流露 让我不舒服 I'm uncomfortable with needless displays of emotion.
你的戏服可真棒 跟真的一样 Your costume looks great. It's so real.
喔! 我发誓我感觉到有人踢我 Ooh! I could swear I felt a kick.
别动了Hodge宝宝 我们是不踢人的 You stop that, baby Hodge. We do not kick people,
除非他们是佣人 unless they're servants.
你怎么没告诉我她回来了呀 Why didn't you tell me she was home?
噢 只是短期拜访 她明天就坐车回去了 Oh, it's just a quick visit. She's driving back tomorrow.
去瑞士? To Switzerland?
我们去吃点蛋糕吧 亲爱的 Let's go get some cake, dear.
- 你以为自己在干什么啊 - 完全按照我妈妈的意愿 What do you think you're doing? Exactly what my mother wants.
你的确说了要多学学你 对吗? You did say to be more like you, right?
可我不是这个意思 你知道的 That's not what I meant, and you know it,
给你点模仿我的建议 and as for your little imitation of me,
我说话不是那个样子的 I don't sound anything like that.
丹妮尔? 你是要扮演谁? Danielle? Who are you supposed to be?
说真的 凯伦 我想我们的主 是不会 Really, Karen, I don't think our lord is amused
为我们轻视法术而感到高兴的 when we make light of witchcraft,
或许你该用个雪橇 and you might use a coaster.
噢 懂了 她是你 Oh, I get it. She's you.
我只是不明白 他怎么会完全不感到内疚 I just don't see how he could not feel bad about it.
我不想再谈这件事了 I don't want to talk about this anymore.
你知道 我原本是期望见到一个 You know, I expected to meet
满心痛苦悔过的男人 a guy that was racked with remorse,
可结果 and instead,
我却看着对桌这个... I'm looking across the table at this...
人 他是个人 Person. He's a person.
是啊 邪恶的人 Yeah, an evil person.
不 他是个做了邪恶事情的好人 No, he's a good guy who did an evil thing.
这是有区别的 There's a difference.
我不觉得 Well, I don't see one.
他是一时冲动 这很正常 人人都会这样 我也是 Look, he snapped. It happens. People snap. I did.
我杀了一个人 I killed a guy.
你杀了一个坏警察 是他来找你的 You killed a crooked cop who was coming after you.
那是自我防卫 That's self-defense,
- 即便是错 你也悔过了 不是吗? - 是的 当然 and even so, you regret it, right? Yes, of course.
这就是我的意思 当好人一时冲动犯了错 Well, that's my point. When good people snap,
他们会感到内疚 可你爸爸不是 they feel bad about it. Your dad doesn't.
苏珊 你干吗对这件事这么大反应 Susan, why are you getting so worked up over this?
我不知道 这让我心烦 I don't know. It just bothers me.
我是说...天啊 Mike I mean... my god, Mike.
他是你爸爸 He's your dad.
是 我知道 Yeah, I know,
这就是为什么我会告诉你他死了 and this conversation is exactly why I told you he was dead.
勒奈特! Lynette!
亲爱的 你在吗 Honey, are you out here?
嘘! Shh!
这是为了对付负鼠吗 Is that for the possum?
是的 Yeah.
现在他在和我玩心理战 Now he's playing mind games with me,
但我撒了几颗万圣节的糖果 but I laid out some Halloween candy.
很快他就会饿了 等到那时候 Pretty soon he'll get hungry, and when he does...
不吃糖挨枪子儿 (原意:不给糖就捣蛋) Trick or treat.
勒奈特... Lynette--
嘘! Shh!
嘘! 你听到了吗 Shh! Do you hear that?
他开始行动了 He's making his move.
勒奈特 我想你该到里面去 Lynette, I think you should come inside
躺下来休息会儿 and lie down for a little while.
不行 他在这儿 Tom 我知道 No way. He's here, Tom. I can tell.
好吧 你现在吓到我了 Okay, now... now you're scaring me.
为什么? Why?
瞧瞧你自己 Look at yourself.
你公然发动了反负鼠的圣战 You've... you've declared jihad on a possum.
这不是开玩笑 汤姆 有什么东西攻击了我们家 This is not a joke, Tom. Something has attacked our home,
但这种事发生 你不能袖手旁观 你要反抗 and when that happens, you don't just stand by... you fight it.
这个该死的生物 不请自来 Screw this creature that has come into our lives uninvited
还想要毁了我们 and is trying to destroy us.
我是不会被打倒的 It will not defeat me.
好吧 Okay.
你想怎么着就怎么着吧 You do what you need to do.
谢谢 Thank you.
布里 你帮宝宝想好名字了吗 So, Bree, have you, uh, picked a name for the baby yet?
还没呢 不过我想 Not yet, but I'm thinking
如果是个男孩儿 就叫"你还不够好" "you're not good enough" if it's a boy,
如果是女孩儿 就叫"你总是让我失望" and "you'll always disappoint me" if it's a girl.
好了 你说完了 现在回家去 Okay, you made your point. Now go home.
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me?
- 这是8个月以来最好玩的事了 - 别再考验我 小姐 This is the most fun I've had in eight months. Do not test me, young lady,
不然我就自己把你给拖出去 or I will drag you out of here myself.
你要出丑? 哈! 还真是好笑 You make a scene? Ha! That's a laugh.
怎么了? What's wrong?
我想我的羊水破了 I think my water just broke.
噢 我的老天爷啊 Oh, dear heavenly lord.
嘿 Hey!
我的地毯是怎么了? What happened to my rug?
丹妮尔! Danielle!
我们讲好要等到午夜过去的 We agreed to save that till the end of the night.
这套戏服最棒的部分 The best part of the costume,
她现在就把水球捏破了 可人们根本没在看呢 and she pops the water balloon when people aren't even looking.
奥森! 安德鲁! Orson! Andrew!
我们能撑到医院吗 Think we can make it to the hospital?
我想不成 就要开始了 I don't think so! It's coming.
好了 大家都到屋里去 Okay, everybody, in the house now.
别去沙发 我才刚罩好 Not on the couch. I just had it reupholstered.
Andrew 带你妹妹去厨房 Andrew, take your sister into the kitchen.
拿些毛巾 烧点热水 Get some towels. Boil some water.
一切都不会有事的 我是个医生 Everything is gonna be fine. I'm a doctor.
你是个牙医 要是出现并发症怎么办? You're a dentist! What if there are complications?
如果出现紧急情况 我就请个护身符 Should an emergency arise, we will simply call an amulet.
- 什么? A what?
- 救护车 Ambulance.
你喝了多少朗姆宾治酒啊 How many rum punches did you have?
那朗姆里有宾治? There was punch in that rum?
我去找亚当来 I am going back to get Adam.
布里 布里 怎么了 Bree. Bree, what's wrong?
我需要你作为医生的帮助 I need your services as a doctor,
但在我告诉你怎么回事之前 but before I tell you what's going on,
我需要你保证 对于你将得知的事情 I need you to promise that what you're about to learn
- 你必须严格保密 - 这事儿和你 will be kept in strictest confidence. Does this have anything to do
一直假装怀孕有关吗 with the pregnancy you've been faking?
好了 就快好了 Okay, you're almost there.
- 丹妮尔 你做得很好 - 用力 宝贝 Danielle, you're doing great. Push, baby, push.
啊 Aah!
- 他们在家吗? - 灯是亮着的 - Are they home? - The lights are on.
来了! Here it comes!
如果不在家 那是怎么回事? If they're not home, then what's that?
或许他们只是放盘磁带用来吓唬我们 Probably just a tape they put on to scare us.
你知道规则的 Well, you know the rule.
- 如果我们拿不到糖 我们就要捣乱的 - 是的 If we don't get our treat, they get a trick. Yeah.
来吧 Come on.
谢谢 And... thank you.
哦 好 Oh. Okay.
是个漂亮的小男孩儿 It's a beautiful baby boy.
嘘 Shh.
你怎么样? How are you feeling?
很累 Tired.
Adam走了吗 Did Adam leave?
是的 他保证了 Uh, yeah, and he promised
不会有人知道今晚发生的事 that no one would ever know what happened here tonight.
我想这很好 That's good, I guess.
他还好吗 Is he okay?
他棒极了 He's perfect.
他...恩...现在都清理干净了 He's, um, he's all cleaned up now,
如果...你想抱抱他的话 if... if you want to hold him.
好 Yeah.
他这么小 He's so tiny.
他就和你一样 He looks just like you did.
你想和他单独待一下吗 Do you want to be alone with him?
你想要我... Do you want me to...
离开吗 To go?
我该怎么办 What should I do?
你该带走他 You should take him.
你确定? Are you sure?
亲爱的 你是觉得自己在做错误的决定吗 Sweetheart, do you feel like you're making a mistake?
不 这是... No, it's...
这对所有人来说 都是对的 The right thing to do for everyone...
特别是他 Especially him.
但你说得对 But you're right.
这很可怕 It's awful.
我现在要睡觉了 I'm gonna sleep now.
好的 宝贝 Okay, baby.
没事的 小家伙 It's okay, little one.
好了 我们走了 Here we are. Here we go. Yes, here we go.
苏珊 嘿 是我 Susan, hey, it's me.
很抱歉在你的答录机上留这样的话 Um, sorry to leave this message on your machine,
但你能告诉其他几个人 but can you tell the other girls
我想...一个人离开一段时间 I'm, uh, going to be by myself for a while?
我现在... I... just...
遇到了一些事 我需要好好想想 Going through some stuff and need to think.
喔 天啊 我的车来了 送我去机场 Um... oh, god, that's my car ready to take me to the airport,
等我回来时 我会告诉你一切的 so I'll tell you everything when I get back.
好吗? 爱你 拜 Okay? Love you. Bye.
真好 This is nice.
我没叫加长车 不过我接受 I didn't order a stretch, but I'll take it.
维克多 Ah. Victor.
我想去家里找你 I tried reaching you at the house,
可是佣人说你搬出来了 but the maid said you'd moved out.
我坐下一班飞机回家 怎么了? I took the next flight home. What's going on?
恩...我想离开你 Well, I'm... sort of leaving you.
我猜"想" 总比"肯定"好 Well, I guess "sort of" is better than "definitely."
我要怎么做才能变成"绝对不会"? What do I have to do to make it "absolutely not"?
我愿意做任何事 告诉我吧 I'll do anything. Just tell me.
维克多 不是那么简单的 我们有很严重的问题 Victor, it's not that simple. We have major problems,
你从来都没有时间谈 更别说解决了 and you never have time to talk about them, let alone fix 'em.
看来我最好找点时间了 Well, I guess I better make some time.
我们看看 Let's see.
这个周末 Here's this weekend.
这是下周的 Here's next week.
下下周 瞧 我有一个月的时间了 The week after. Look at that. I've got a whole month.
你有空吗 You busy?
维克多r 我知道你会这么做 Victor, I know you're only doing this
都是因为离婚会对你竞选州长 造成影响 because a divorce would hurt your run for governor.
如果我不竞选呢? What if I don't run?
你说真的? You mean that?
州长大楼是我爸爸的梦想 The governor's mansion is my father's dream.
你知道我的梦想是什么吗 You know what my dream is?
你 You.
不要跑开 加布... Don't run away, Gaby...
如果你想那么做 拜托 带上我 And if you do, please, take me with you.
那么... 麦克在哪儿? So... where's Mike?
在旅馆 我自己跑出来的 没有叫醒他 At the motel. I slipped out without waking him.
我一整晚都在想 I've been up all night thinking,
我有些话要告诉你 and I have something to say to you.
噢? Oh?
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
我不相信你杀了一个人 竟然毫无悔过之意 I don't believe that you could kill a man and not regret it.
你干吗这么关心? Why do you care?
因为我怀着的孩子 有你的基因 Because I am carrying a baby that has your genes.
如果我的医生告诉我 If my doctor told me that there was
这孩子会有些问题 一些生理上的 something wrong with this baby... Something physical,
我还可以解决 I could handle that.
我可以给他更多的爱 I would probably even love it more.
但如果我的孩子生来没有良心 没有灵魂 But if my baby was born without a conscience, without a soul,
我不知道该怎么做 I don't know what I would do.
你认为我是个没有灵魂的人? You think I don't have a soul?
如果你对于剥夺了一个人的生命 If you can't feel the tiniest bit of remorse
连丝毫的悔过都感觉不到 over taking a human life...
那么我想你没有 No, I don't think you do.
如果我可以想想我所做的事 If I were to think about what I did,
仔细想想 really think about it,
夜夜不眠 lay awake nights
想要记住那个人脸上的表情 trying to remember the look on that guy's face
在我勒死他的时候 when I strangled the life out of him...
很快 我就会疯掉 Pretty soon, I'd go crazy.
我该走了 I should go.
知道我真正后悔的是什么吗 You know what i do regret?
是我所带给的Mike What I did to Mike.
你做了什么? What did you do?
他原来是个很受欢迎的孩子 人人都喜欢小Mikey He was a real popular kid. Everybody liked Mikey.
而当我被关起来之后 Then when I got sent away,
突然间 整个镇子 suddenly the whole town
都把他当作是杀人犯的儿子 just thinks of him as the son of a murderer.
最终带给他非常严重的邪恶心理 He got some pretty serious demons as a result.
我不确定那种黑暗心理 I'm not sure that kind of darkness
是否真的消失了 ever truly goes away.
你错了 Well, you're wrong.
他很快乐 He's happy.
他有份好工作 有个爱他的妻子 He's got a good job and a wife who loves him
以及将要出世的孩子 and a baby on the way.
我原本也拥有很多东西 在我全都抛开之前 I had a lot going for me, too, before I threw it all away.
只是... Just...
留心他 Keep on eye on him.
伊蒂 如果你是来找Gaby Edie, if you're looking for Gaby,
她刚出去上瑜珈课了 she just left for her yoga class.
瑜珈? 她是这么跟你说的吗 Yoga... Is that what she told you?
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我知道你肯定觉得很生气 很耻辱 I know how angry and humiliated you must feel.
但不要都怪罪在Gaby身上 But don't take it all out on Gaby.
卡洛斯勾引了她 Carlos seduced her.
他恨你抢走了他的妻子 He hated you for taking his wife,
所以他决定要耍你一把 so he decided to make a fool out of you.
我想他活该承受任何的惩罚 你说是吗 I think he deserves whatever's coming to him, don't you?
嘿 嘿 嘿 安静 她在睡觉呢 Hey! Hey! Hey, quiet. She's napping.
真不容易 你是怎么让她睡着的啊 Finally. How'd you get her to do that?
噢 我给她调了杯玛格丽塔 是龙舌兰起了作用 Oh, I-I made her a Margarita. The Tequila did the rest.
恩 是拉什顿医生 Hmm, it's Dr. Rushton.
她的肿瘤医生? Her oncologist?
嘿 Hey.
嘿 拉什顿医生 Hey, Dr. Rushton.
你怎么来了 What... what are you doing here?
大部分我的工作都是送坏消息 Well... So much of my job is delivering bad news,
我真的需要亲自告诉你 that I really wanted to tell you this in person.
勒奈特 我拿到检查结果了 肿瘤消失了 Lynette, I got the test results back. You're clean.
- 真的吗? - 是的 Are you sure? Yeah.
淋巴瘤已经完全消失了 祝贺你 Oh! Lymph nodes are completely clear. Congratulations.
我就知道 我就知道 I knew it. I knew it!
你听到了吗 听到了吗 Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
真是太好了 我要去告诉孩子们 This is so amazing. I'm gonna go get the kids.
嘿 医生 你看起来需要喝杯玛格丽塔 Hey, doc, you look like you need a Margarita.
就算你不喝 我也不会一个人喝的 And even if you don't, I ain't drinking alone.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
这世界有太多令人恐惧的事情 There is much to be afraid of in this world,
但我们害怕的 并不是 but what we fear has nothing to do
恐怖的面具 with gruesome masks
或是塑料蜘蛛 or plastic spiders
又或是逼真的怪兽 or lifelike monsters.
不是的 是我们脑中的想法 No, it's the thoughts in our head
最让我们惊恐不堪 that terrify us the most...
如果她为自己的决定后悔了 该怎么办? What if she comes to regret her decision?
到底又是什么 让他闷闷不乐 What if he really is unhappy?
如果相爱的机会 一去不返 What if the chance for love has passed forever?
我们该如何征服这些恐惧的想法? How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts?
我们从提醒自己开始 We start by reminding ourselves
那些无法伤害我们的 what does not kill us...
只会让我们更坚强 Just makes us stronger.