《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
勒奈特撒了谎 Lynette made excuses.
餐厅在半小时前就打烊了 The restaurant closed a half hour ago.
我们在盘点 We're doing inventory.
卡洛斯交了新友 Carlos made a friend...
没什么比家更棒了 Nothing better than family.
于是伊迪顺水推舟 And Edie made a pass...
维克多突兀发问 Victor popped the question...
你愿意嫁给我吗 Will you marry me?
苏珊伤了麦克的心 Susan let Mike down...
-我爱你 -但你爱他更多一点 - I love you. - You love him a little bit more.
于是伊恩 And Ian...
再见 苏珊 Good-bye, Susan.
对苏珊放手 ... let Susan go.
任何人都可能遇到这种情况 It can happen to anyone.
老太太走在路上 An old woman
听到身后传来可疑的脚步声 hears suspicious footsteps as she walks down the street.
生意人从车窗玻璃上看到背后人的身影 A businessman sees a reflection in his car window.
店主感觉到背后有刀相逼 A shop owner feels a blade press against his back.
就在那一刻 普通人 And, in that instant, an ordinary person
成为受害者 is transformed into a victim.
原本看似如此安全的世界 And a world that seemed so safe
骤然间危机重重 is suddenly filled with danger.
这种小块耳形通心粉叫做 So this little ear-shaped pasta is called...
猫耳朵面 搭配的熏肉块叫意式培根 Orecchiette. And the cubes of bacon are Pancetta.
感谢上帝创造了意大利人 Thank God for Italian.
猫耳朵面跟意式培根 You can charge way more for Orecchiette with Pancetta,
感觉上比熏肉和小耳朵要贵好多 than you'd ever get for bacon and little ears.
谢谢 Thank you.
真好 This is nice.
要不要再来点蒜 Doesn't need more garlic?
不 我是指所有这一切 No, I mean... everything.
美食 美酒 还有你 The food, the wine... you.
我发誓 有时我真想就这样 I swear, there are times this is all
帮我撑过一整天 that gets me through my day.
一天下来 我可以偷得这短暂的半小时 Knowing, at the end of it, I get to steal this little half hour
不用带孩子 不用当主妇 where I'm not a mom or a wife
不用做披萨 or a pizza slave.
只是一个疲惫的女人 I'm just a tired lady
享用帅哥烹制的晚餐 with a nice man who cooks for her.
这也是我一天里最美好的时刻 Well, it's the highlight of my day, too.
抱歉 我们打烊了 Sorry, guys. We're closed.
我们知道 把手机都放桌上 Yeah, we know. Put your cell phones on the table.
糟了 Oh, crap.
进去 不许出声 Get in there! Don't make any noise!
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
上帝 他们把我们锁在这 Oh, my God. They locked us in here,
这里只有42度 and it's 42 degrees.
我们肯定会冻死的 We're gonna freeze to death.
听我说 别慌 Listen, don't panic.
我肯定 要是你没回家 I'm sure when you don't come home.
汤姆会来找你的 Tom will come looking for you.
不会的 他每天10点吃止疼药 No, he won't, he takes a pain pill at ten.
他肯定已经睡着了 上帝啊 He's probably already asleep. Jeez.
我们在这里怎么熬过今晚 How are we gonna make it through the night in here?
是的 在冷藏室关闭的那一刻 Yes, in the moment it takes to bolt a freezer door,
普通人变成了受害者 ordinary people can become victims.
好些了吗 Better?
原本看似如此安全的世界 And a world that seemed so safe...
好些了 Yeah, that helps.
骤然间危机重重 ... is suddenly filled with danger.
就在这一刻 At the exact same moment
当妻子被困在冷藏室时 his wife was being locked in a freezer,
汤姆·斯加沃做了一个噩梦 Tom Scavo was having a nightmare
他梦见有怪物要毁掉他的家 about monsters trying to destroy his home.
然而 直到他次日清晨醒来 But it wasn't until he woke up the next morning
真正的噩梦才刚开始 that his real nightmare began.
醒了吗 You awake?
醒了 Yeah.
你昨晚睡着了吗 Did you sleep at all?
睡了一下 谢谢你昨夜没让我冻着 A little. Thanks for not letting me freeze last night.
你说笑吧 其实是你给我温暖 You kidding me, you're the one who kept me warm.
你没发烧吧 You don't have a fever, do you?
没有 我就是这样 No, that's just me.
汤姆老把被子踢到地上 Tom's always kicking the covers off the bed.
他说我是他的金发小暖炉 He calls me his little blonde furnace.
他真走运 He's a lucky guy.
勒奈特 Lynette!
汤姆 我在里面 Tom! In here!
-感谢上帝 -我们遭打劫了 - Oh, thank God! - We were robbed!
那无关紧要 你没事吧 有没有受伤 I don't care about that. Are you OK? Were you hurt?
我没事 就是有点冷 No, I'm fine. No, no, I'm just cold.
我真担心你 I was so worried about you,
我简直六神无主 If you knew the places that my mind has been.
抱歉 我本来要打电话的 I'm sorry. I would have called,
但他们把手机抢走了 but they took our cell phones
然后把我们关在这儿 before they locked us in.
我们 Us?
真不敢相信 一条裙子居然这么贵 I can't believe one dress could cost so much.
维克多当选市长那天我要打扮得光鲜照人 I want to look fabulous when Victor is elected mayor.
竞选结果公布前就买庆功晚宴礼服 Isn't it bad luck to buy a dress for a victory party
是不是不大吉利呀 before the election?
韦恩 听好了 Vern, focus!
我每次亮丽出场都会大吉大利 It's never bad luck when I look fabulous.
不用了 我人已经来了 Oh, hi. Don't worry. I'm here now.
你停车超时了 Your meter just expired.
应该再投25美分的 You might want to put another quarter in.
不是的 我跟我朋友道别 马上就走 Oh, no. I'm just gonna say bye to my friend, then I'm gone.
你真是太疯狂了 我去一次同志观光游轮 This whole thing is crazy. I go on one gay cruise,
回来你就跟一个政客订婚了 and find you engaged to a politician.
韦恩 我都迫不及待想让你见见他 Oh, Vern, I can't wait for you to meet him.
他完全符合我对男人的要求 He's everything I've ever wanted in a man.
机敏 和善 Sensitive and kind...
还给你买3000元的裙子 And buys you $3,000 dresses.
给我买3000块的裙子 Buys me $3,000 dresses!
他乐意为你的魔鬼式消费来买单 He's totally fine with you being high maintenance nightmare.
我的上帝 那是他最大的优点 Oh, my God, that's the best part.
他让我找回真我 He lets me be me.
好了 我要走了 再见 All right, I gotta get going. See you later.
你干什么 跟你说我马上走 别写了 What are you doing? I told you I was leaving. Stop writing!
但你刚刚还没走 净在一旁瞎扯 But you weren't leaving. You were flapping your gums.
拜托 我刚才站在那里 Give me a break! I was standing there.
你可以直接跟我说啊 You could've said something.
我告诉过你再投25美分 I told you to put a quarter in.
被宠坏的贱货 Spoiled bitch.
你怎么这样和我说话 You can't talk to me like that!
40块 你以为我会付钱吗 Forty dollars?! Think I'm going to pay that?
不会 我猜该是 No, I'm guessing it'd be
那个给你买3000块裙子的傻瓜来付 the sap that bought you the $3,000 dress.
卡洛斯 等等 Hey, Carlos! Wait!
听着 最近有些疯狂的谣言 Look, there's some crazy rumor going around
说麦克要搬走了 that Mike moved.
是的 等他远足回来 就回东部了 It's true. He went on a little trip, then he's heading back east.
上帝 那他现在人呢 Oh, my God. Where is he now?
听着 我知道我伤了麦克的心 Look, I know that I've put Mike through the wringer.
所以我必须跟他谈谈 挽回局面 That's why I have to talk to him, to make it right.
-但他不接电话 -他关机了 - He's not answering his cell phone. - He turned it off.
他说他想静一静 Said he wanted to clear his head.
卡洛斯 告诉我他在哪 Carlos, tell me where to find him!
抱歉 苏珊 I'm sorry, Susan.
他们都说要"重友轻色" You know what they say, "Bros before hos."
这是他们说的 我可没说过 "They" say it, I don't.
告诉我吧 我必须知道他没事才会心安 Come on. Just for my peace of mind.I have to know he's OK.
-我不知道 -我能怎么做 - I don't know... - What am I gonna do?
千里寻夫吗 我有女儿 Go hunt him down? I have a daughter.
我身肩责任 I have responsibilities.
好吧 OK.
他去松林谷国家森林公园的温泉远足了 He hiked to the hot springs at Pinewood Valley State Forest.
朱莉 我要出门 桌上有40块钱 OK, Julie, I'm out of here. Here's 40 bucks on the counter.
你确定这么做合适吗 Are you sure this is a good idea?
是的 如果我没能赶在麦克下山前找到他 Yes, if I don't find Mike before he's off that mountain,
我就永远见不到他了 I won't see him again.
好吧 你的浪漫之举是挺肉麻的 OK, what you're doing is nauseatingly romantic,
但你怎么知道他愿意见你 but how do you know he wants to see you?
在得知你选择了伊恩之后 After the "I choose Ian" thing?
所以我才必须去找他 That's why I have to go.
我必须弥补我的过错 I have to make amends
抚慰他受伤的心灵 and heal his broken heart.
行 万一他见到你顿生怒火 OK, what if his devastation has turned to anger,
把你的照片扔进火里呢 and he's burning pictures of you in his fire?
我还能怎么办 Well, what else can I do?
我爱他 我一定找到他 I love him. I have to go.
那就去吧 Then go.
三振出局 你输了 Strike three! You're out of there!
又输了 你怎么赢的 Again? How are you beating me?
是不是有人朝你球上抹油啊 You got someone in there greasing the ball for you?
崔沃斯 加油 你可以搞定他 Hey, come on, Travers, you can take him!
专攻他的软肋 Go for the soft underbelly!
软肋 你在说什么 我浑身都是肌肉 Soft? What are you talking about? I'm all muscle.
崔沃斯 感受一下二头肌 Travers, feel that bicep.
老妈的肉更硬 Mom's is harder.
谢谢你 宝贝 Oh, well thank you, sweetheart.
好吧 我明白了 我要加强锻炼 Fine, I can take a hint. I need a little exercise.
要不我们去棒球场打球吧 So how about we go to the batting cages and hit a few?
-太棒了 -等等 - Cool! - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
我们今天要去看电影 We're going to the movies.
周六再去棒球场好吗 How about batting cages on Saturday?
非常好 Sounds great.
是的 看看谁打得更好 Yeah, we'll get to find out who hits the ball harder.
你还是老妈 You or Mom.
你输定了 过来 You are so going down. Come here.
谁这时候来 Hey, who the hell is that?
你好 伊迪 Hello, Edie.
崔沃斯 Uh, Travers.
你爸爸来了 It's your dad.
肯尼亚真的很棒 Kenya was amazing.
作为无国界医生 这次体验弥足珍贵 And being part of Doctors Without Borders was rewarding.
但我不能再去了 时间上不允许 But I can't do it again. Not with the time commitment.
必须等到小家伙上了大学之后 I'm gonna have to wait until this little guy's in college.
那你什么时候带崔沃斯走 So when are you taking Travers home?
明天吧 Not till tomorrow.
今天下午我要在海德的一个大会上演讲 I'm speaking at a conference in Hilldale this afternoon.
你要是觉得饿 我给你带早餐过来 And if you're hungry, I'm buying you breakfast.
-太好了 -行了 - That'd be great! - All right.
我帮你换衣服 I'll help you get dressed.
要是你想在这里多待几天放放松 You know, um, if you want to take a couple days and chill,
伊迪跟我很乐意继续照看崔沃斯的 Edie and I would be happy to keep looking after Travers.
谢了 但我们还是直接回家好了 Oh, thanks, but we should probably get back home.
好吧 Right.
其实呢 The thing is,
我们原打算周六带他去打棒球 we made plans to take him to the batting cage on Saturday.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
也许他下次再来 你带他去吧 Well, maybe you can take him the next time he visits.
对 Yeah.
那下次是什么时候 And when do you think that'll be?
我不知道 我要查一下我的日程表 I don't know. Um, I'll have to check my schedule.
我不想强人所难 只是我们三个 I don't mean to sound pushy. It's just, the three of us,
这些日子真的很开心 we've been having a lot of fun together.
往好的一面想想 Well, look at the bright side,
你跟伊迪有更多时间过二人世界了 you'll have a lot more time alone with Edie.
对 是挺好 Yeah, that is good.
长官 我把录像倒到能看清罪犯的地方了 Officer, I cued it up to the clearest shot of the guy.
感谢上帝 Thank god.
你让我装了监视器 You made me spring for that surveillance camera.
我原先打算用这钱购置一台弹球机的 I wanted to spend money on a pinball machine.
混蛋 Son of a bitch!
我觉得他们就是 I think these are the same guys
袭击了韦恩山上几位用餐客的人 that hit the couple of diners in Mount Vernon.
-你介意我倒带吗 -不介意 - You mind if I rewind? - No.
我想知道他们劫店的确切时间 I wanna see the exact time they came in.
倒多了一点 Oh, whoops. Overshot it a little.
我那时在盘点 I was doing receipts
里克告诉我这道菜 真是一个大惊喜 and Rick surprised me with this great idea for the menu.
菜叫什么 What are they called?
猫耳朵面 其实是小 Orecchiette. It means little...
我知道是什么 I know what it means.
他还搭配了意式培根 大蒜跟橄榄油 And he makes them with pancetta and garlic and olive oil.
真的非常非常好吃 It's really, really good.
可以作为我们今晚的特色菜 It's gonna be our special tonight.
门没锁吗 The door was unlocked?
你们要多加小心 You need to be more careful.
你们俩个简直是引贼入室 The two of you were just asking for trouble.
是的 我们的确是不小心 Yeah, I guess we were.
安静 安静 他们要宣布了 Quiet, quiet! They're about to announce.
瑞吉谷的竞选难分胜负 Valley Ridge is too close to call.
然而 我们现在要宣布美景镇的获胜者 However, we're now producting a winner in Fairview.
维克多·朗以10%胜出 It's Victor Lang by ten percent.
演讲 演讲 演讲 Speech! Speech! Speech!
谢谢 今日的成就离不开大家的支持 Thanks, I couldn't have done it without any of you.
我要特别感谢 我美丽的未婚妻加布里尔 I'd especially like to thank my beautiful fiance, Gabrielle.
我将尽快融入这个角色 I will as soon as the feeling returns to my lower back.
先生 市长电话 Sir, the mayor's on the phone.
好像是他承认你赢了 Sounds like he wants to concede.
-祝贺你 加布丽尔 -谢谢 - Gabrielle! Congratulations! - Thank you.
你先生竞选活动做的不错 Your husband runs a great campaign.
我们真为维克多高兴 We're so excited for Victor.
多美好的一天啊 What a day, huh?
一天下来总算有一个美好的结局 Well, it is ending a lot better than it started.
怎么了 What happened?
今天早上我和一个交警为一张罚单吵了起来 This morning I got in a fight with a parking cop over a ticket.
那家伙就是个混蛋 The guy was a total jerk.
从今往后 你再不用担心这种无聊事了 Your days of dealing with that crap are over.
此话怎讲 What do you mean?
詹森市长的妻子 雪尼 Mayor Johnson's wife, Sydney...
她像收集泡泡糖纸一样 She's been collecting parking tickets
积累了几年的罚单 like bubble gum cards for years.
把它们交给她丈夫 罚单就消失了 Just gives 'em to her husband. They disappear.
说下去 Keep talking.
亲爱的 你不再是平民百姓了 Honey, you are no longer one of the little people.
不用再担心陪审团义务 超速罚单 Forget jury duty, speeding tickets...
这镇上 你说了算 You rule this town now.
他承认了 我成了市长 Well, he conceded. I'm the mayor.
做好当市长夫人的准备了吗 You ready to be the mayor's wife?
当然 Am I ever.
敲敲门 Knock, knock.
崔沃斯人呢 Hey. Where's Travers?
他爸爸在帮他打包行李 His dad's helping him pack.
上帝 我已经开始想念小家伙了 God, I'm gonna miss that little guy.
-有他在日子真是开心啊 -是啊 - It's been so much fun. - Yeah. It was.
你也会想他的 对吗 Aw, you're gonna miss him, too, aren't you?
我来给我俩找点乐事吧 I know what would cheer us up.
周末大逃亡 就我俩 如何 A weekend getaway, just the two of us. How's that sound?
其实 我周末有事 Actually, I'm busy this weekend.
是吗 我记得我们之前计划去打棒球呀 Oh, really? I thought we had plans to go to the batting cage.
是的 但那只需要几个小时 Oh, yeah, but that was gonna take a couple hours.
我手上有一堆工作要做 I'm swamped with work.
什么时候的事 Since when?
你之前每天陪我跟崔沃斯一起出去玩 You spend every day hanging out with me and Travers.
确实如此 为了帮你陪他 Exactly, I've been putting off work
我把工作推迟了不少 so that I could be there to help you with him.
如今要开始认真工作了 Now it's time to buckle down.
那这对我俩意味着什么 So what does that mean for you and me?
我们还是会见面 We're still gonna see each other.
我在计划 Look, I was thinking,
你生日那天 我们去新开的那家生蚝店庆祝 for your birthday we would go to that new oyster bar.
还有两周我生日才到 My birthday's two weeks from now.
对 我请客 Yeah. It'll be my treat.
那好 我满怀期待14天后的庆生 Great. Looking forward to it for the next 14 days.
崔沃斯走之前 让他跟我告一下别 Hey, don't let Travers leave without saying good-bye to me.
我不会忘的 I wouldn't dream of it.
我知道他对你有多重要 I know how much he means to you.
你好 Hi, there.
能给我一份去温泉的地图吗 Can I get a map to the hot springs?
我要去那里远足 I'm gonna hike up there.
可以 你带了装备吗 No problem. You got gear?
-带了 -那不算装备 - Yep. - That's not gear.
为什么不算 Why not?
太小了 女士 还是粉色的 It's tiny, ma'am. And pink.
这是我女儿的包 三年级都用这种 Well, it's my daughter's. The whole junior class has them.
三年级配备指南针吗 Does the junior class have compasses, too?
户外运动鞋 帐篷呢 Trail shoes? Tents?
我干嘛要带帐篷 Why would I need a tent?
需要徒步两天才能到达泉边 It's a two day hike to reach the springs.
两天 Two days?
我能不能先开车 然后再徒步一段呢 Can't I just drive part of the way and hike from there?
这在大自然里可行不通 女士 That's not really how nature works, ma'am.
那里只有小径 没有公路 There are trails, not roads.
也许我准备得不够充分 Well, maybe I am a little unprepared,
但没关系 我受过训练 but it'll be fine. I work out.
我身强力壮 I have quads of steel.
抱歉 我不能让你... I'm sorry, I just can't let you go up there...
不能 爱情字典里就没有"不能" Can't? There's no "can't" in love!
山里面的那个人 There's a man on that mountain
我想要与他共度一生 that I intend to spend rest of my life with.
没有什么可以阻挡我与他一起 Nothing is gonna keep me from him!
包括运气 命运 当然还有你 Not fate, not destiny and definitely not you!
女士 让我把话说完 To finish my thought, ma'am.
我不能让你独自一人去 你需要向导 I can't let you go up there alone. You'll need a guide.
很好 我在哪找向导 Cool. How do I get one of those?
托尼 我给你找了个游人 Toni, I got a hiker for ya!
这是托尼 这才叫身强力壮 This is Toni. And those are quads of steel.
谢谢你的建议 Thanks for suggesting we do this.
我一直很想到这里试试 I've always wanted to try this place.
你在我这里工作了一个多月了 You've been working for me over a month,
我想是时候互相了解彼此了 and I figured it was time we got acquainted.
我对你并不是很了解 So much I don't know about you.
我乐意回答 I'll be happy to fill in the blanks.
你想知道什么呢 What would you like to know?
首先 Well, for starters...
你跟我太太上床了吗 are you sleeping with my wife?
什么 没有 汤姆 当然没有 What? No, Tom, of course not.
也就是说你想跟她上床 So you're just hoping to sleep with her?
如果你想问录像的事 If this is about the video,
我发誓 我只是在试新菜 I swear, I was just trying out a new recipe...
别跟我提菜式 我可不傻 Don't give me the recipe line. I am not an idiot.
说实话 The truth is,
勒奈特跟我有些小矛盾 Lynette and I have been going through sort of a rough patch.
她跟我提过 Yeah, she told me about that.
然后你就闯进来 掀起一场完美风暴 And then you came along and wham, it's the perfect storm.
你年轻 长得帅 人又机灵 You're young, good looking, sensitive.
跟五个吵闹的孩子和一个暴躁草包的丈夫比 Way more fun than five screaming kids
自然有趣得多 and a cranky, invalid husband.
汤姆 我说真的 什么也没发生 Tom, seriously, nothing has happened.
什么也不会发生 因为你主动辞职 And nothing is going to. Because you are gonna quit.
辞职 我没打算那么做 Quit? No, I'm not gonna do that.
你要是想让我走 直接炒我 You want me gone, fire me.
那样就如你所愿了 是吧 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
勒奈特为你跟我吵架 Have Lynette fight for you,
我就成了不信任妻子的心生妒意的蠢货 while I'm the jealous jerk who can't trust his wife.
不行 你必须自己辞职 No, you have to quit.
只要勒奈特需要我 我就会一直留下来 I'm staying as long as Lynette wants me there.
要是我没听错的话 她需要我 And, make no mistake, she wants me there.
哥们 你没把事情想清楚 Buddy, you're not thinking this thing through.
勒奈特绝对不会离开她的家庭的 Because Lynette will never leave her family.
你最多 我是指你无非就是 So the best that, I mean the very best
在她最软弱无助时引她上钩 you can hope for is to catch her at a weak moment,
在她婚姻里留下一个需要几年 and leave a wound in her marriage
才能愈合的伤疤 that will take years to heal.
但最终会愈合 But it will heal.
因为我会陪在她身边 用我的爱 Because I will stand by her and I will love her
去抚平她对过往的自责 just as hard as she hates herself for what she did.
你还想坚持留下吗 You still feel like sticking around?
还需要面包吗 Can I get you some more bread?
不用 我想我已经饱了 No, I think I've had just about enough.
我是说 I mean,
医生说麦克可能永远也醒不过来了 the doctor said that Mike might never come out of the coma.
结果他醒来了 但他不认得我了 Then when he did, he didn't even remember me.
你要休息一下吗 都喘不上气了 Do you need to rest a second? You sound winded.
不 我精神好得很 No, I'm invigorated.
山间新鲜的空气真是 This fresh mountain air is...
帮帮我 A little help?
不管怎么说 麦克的情况很糟糕 So, anyway, the whole situation with Mike,
我觉得没有希望了 it just seemed hopeless.
于是我才决定与伊恩开始交往 That's when I decided to take a chance with Ian.
伊恩就是为了你新碎的那个英国佬吗 Ian is the British guy whose heart you crushed?
对 那我到底要怎么做 Yeah. What was I supposed to do,
等待麦克一生一世吗 wait forever for Mike?
不 说真的 我问你 No, seriously, I was asking.
你会怎么做 What would you have done?
我会一直等他 I would have waited for him.
你显然没有仔细听我讲 Well, clearly you were not paying attention.
我的确等到麦克醒来的那一刻 I did go back to Mike the second he woke up,
但他完全不记得我了 and he had totally forgotten me!
但那些都不重要了 因为 But none of that matters anymore, because...
虫子 Bug.
其实 如果你把嘴闭上 You know, the bugs can't get in
虫子是不会跑进去的 if you keep your mouth shut.
崔沃斯 Travers?
有个家伙想见见你 I have someone who wants to meet you.
-小狗 -想抱抱它吗 - A puppy! - Yeah, you wanna hold him?
他真可爱 你想养它吗 He's awesome! Are you gonna keep him?
不 它不是我的 它属于你 No, he's not mine. He's yours.
-不可能吧 -当然 - No way! - Oh, way!
我才把它从收容所里救出来 I just rescued him from the pound.
你打算给它取什么名字 So what are you gonna call him?
芬威 就像芬威球场一样 Fenway. Like Fenway Park.
太可爱了 That is so cute.
你回去后 大家一定会嫉妒你的 Everybody back home is gonna be so jealous.
但是妈妈 我不能把它带回家 But, Mom, I can't take him home.
爸爸有过敏症 Dad's allergic.
的确 那就糟了 That's right. Shoot.
我只好把可怜的小芬威送回收容所了 I'm gonna have to take poor little Fenway back to the pound.
不要 为什么不能在家里养 No! Why can't I keep him here?
你不能常来 Well, you don't visit here very often.
我一个人也没法独自照顾小狗 And I can't take care of a dog all by myself.
我不知道该怎么办了 Well, I don't know what else to do.
要不我常来看你 Why can't I just visit you more?
这想法不错 卡洛斯也会开心的 Hey, that's a thought. And Carlos would love it, too.
当然 不知道 Of course, I don't know
你爸爸会不会同意共同监护 how your father will feel about joint custody.
我去跟他谈 告诉他我想要共同监护 I'll talk to him. I'll tell him I want it.
真的吗 那太棒了 Really? Well, that would be great.
但最好让他知道 But you better make sure that
这全是你的主意 好吗 he knows that it was all your idea, OK?
距离温泉还有三小时路程 We're three hours from the hot springs.
如果我们明天一大早就出发 So if we get an early start tomorrow,
中午应该可以到那儿 we should be there by lunch.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
做面膜 薰衣草蜂蜜面膜 你要吗 It's a face mask. It's lavender and honey. You want some?
有蜂蜜 Honey, huh?
你要在树林中 You're in the middle of the woods
往脸上涂熊的食物吗 getting ready to smear your face with bear food?
我想让麦克见到我时漂亮点 Well, I wanted to look nice for Mike.
上帝都知道我不想再听你的这些话了 Lord knows I don't want to hear you talk about this anymore,
但是 but...
你究竟觉得你们俩见着后 What exactly do you think is gonna happen
又能怎么样 with you and this guy?
我会向他道歉 Well, I'm going to apologize
然后我跟他说我犯了一个天大的错误 and then I'm gonna tell him that I made a huge mistake.
不是 不是 这之后呢 No, no, no. After that.
假设他接受了你的道歉 你们重新在一起了 Say he accepts your apology, you get back together,
然后又会怎样 and then what happens?
你懂的 在新鲜感消失殆尽后 You know, after the novelty wears off.
我们会过上幸福的生活 Well, then we'll just be happy.
虽然天很黑 但我看得到你 OK. I know it's dark, but I can see you.
听完你跟麦克的整个故事 Look, after hearing your whole history with Mike,
傻瓜都能看出问题在哪里 it doesn't take a genius to figure out the problem.
-出在哪里 -你 - What is it? - You.
你不想过得幸福 你有戏剧癖 You don't want to be happy. You're a drama junkie.
如果故事没有戏剧性 你就创造情节 When there is no drama, you create it.
你跟前夫上床 You sleep with your ex-husband,
你背叛昏迷不醒的伤者 you cheat on a coma victim,
现在你又跑到山上 and now you're hiking up a mountain
见一个根本不知道你会跟来的人 after a guy who has no idea you're coming!
谁知道呢 说不定这人会把你带回去 Who knows? Maybe this guy will take you back.
但等到一切尘埃落定 你又开始折腾 But once the dust settles, you'll kick up some more,
因为你根本不知道 怎样把握幸福 because you don't know how to just be happy.
你都不认识我 凭什么那样说我 You don't even know me. How dare you talk to me like that.
又是戏剧化 我睡觉了 Oh, so dramatic. I'm gonna turn in now.
好了 阳光 我们出发吧 All right, sunshine, let's get moving.
我不需要你的"帮助"了 我自己去找麦克 你把我的装备带下山去 苏珊
你看什么 What are you looking at?
我的城市 仿佛我第一次看到它 My city. It's like I'm seeing it for the first time.
今非昔比 It looks different
如今我是美景镇的第一夫人 now that I'm first lady of Fairview.
你不是叫自己"美景镇第一夫人"吧 You didn't just call yourself "first lady of Fairview."
行了 行了 瞧瞧这是谁呀 Well, well, well. Who do we have here?
你难道不想用一下权威去修理那家伙吗 Wouldn't you love to rub his nose in your new power?
韦恩 你真讨厌 Vern, you're just awful.
我还真要这么干 And as it happens, so am I.
加布 别这样 我说笑来着 Gabby, come on. I was just joking.
女士 你不能把车停在消防栓旁 Hey, lady, that's a hydrant. You can't park there.
是吗 可我已经停了 Really? Because I just did.
-又是你 -加布 - You again. - Gabby...
站一边去 好好欣赏大屠杀 Just stand back and enjoy the carnage.
谢谢 现在我要给你一个大惊喜 Thank you. Now, what you're about to see may astound you.
我可以再给你开一张乱扔垃圾的罚单 You know, I could give you another ticket for littering.
你试试看 不过你也许不会的 You could try, but you might not want to.
看 我跟维克多·朗订婚了 See, I'm engaged to Victor Lang.
想起来了吗 市长 你的新老板 Ring a bell? The mayor? Your new boss?
政治跟我无关 I don't follow politics.
大屠杀开始时提醒我一声 Let me know when the carnage begins
我好遮住双眼 so I can shield my eyes.
听着 伙计 你还没明白过来 Listen, buddy! You're not getting it!
立刻回答我 You answer to me now!
我可以直接开除你 I could have you fired!
你无所不能 You can't do nothing!
我可以为所欲为 I can do whatever I want!
其实 作为美景镇第一夫人 In fact, my first official act of business
首个官方举措 as Mayoress of Fairview...
就是宣布今天是"免费停车日" is to declare today "Free parking day!"
住手 Hey, knock that off. Hey!
-免费停车 -把它给我 - Free parking! - Give me that!
-给我 -你弄疼我了 - Give me that - Ow! You're hurting me!
知道那声音意味着什么吗 胖子 Oh, you know what that sound is, fat boy?
意味着你的饭碗砸了 The sound of your career circling the bowl.
得罪了美景镇第一夫人 Yeah, you are gonna find out what happens
你等着瞧吧 when you screw with the first lady of Fairview.
北边 我要向北走 OK, north. I need north.
苔藓长在树的北面 所以 Moss grows on the north side of trees, so...
什么 What?
见鬼 可恶的苔藓树 Damn it. Stupid mossy trees.
-爸爸 -伙计 - Dad! - Hey, buddy!
你好吗 How're you doing?
我很好 可以问你一个问题吗 Good. Can I ask you a question?
当然 随便问好了 Sure. You can ask me anything.
你觉得共同监护这主意怎样 How would you feel about joint custody?
你给他买了一只小狗 You bought him a puppy?
不 那狗是我买给自己的 No, I bought myself a puppy.
我怎么知道他那么喜欢它 How was I to know that he'd get so attached?
别说谎话了 伊迪 Don't lie to me, Edie.
你其实是在操控他 You were trying to manipulate him.
共同监护有那么糟吗 What, would it be so terrible to have joint custody?
顺便提醒你 我是他妈妈 In case you forgot, I am his mother.
一年两周的探视期 而且是你自己要求的 Two weeks out of the year. And that's the way you wanted it!
我改变主意了 Well, I've changed my mind.
见鬼 伊迪 我们之前有协议的 Oh, damn it, Edie! We had an agreement!
那是非正式的 It wasn't official.
世上从来没有法官 And there isn't a judge in this world
会将母亲与孩子分开 that would keep a mother from her child.
崔沃斯 发生什么事了 Hey, Travers. What's going on?
爸爸妈妈吵架了 Mom and Dad are fighting.
想去我家看电视吗 You wanna go watch TV at my house?
好吧 OK.
我马上过去 伙计 I'll see you there in a sec, buddy.
你要是把我拖到法庭上 If you haul me into court,
那就试试 我会彻底毁了你 so help me, I will destroy you.
你再敢威胁我 我会申请单方监护 You threaten me again and I will go for full custody,
你这个混蛋 you son of a bitch.
-发生什么事了 -伊迪疯了 - So what is going on? - Edie has lost her mind.
八年来 For eight years,
她一直乐于接受一年两周的探视期 she's been happy to see him two weeks a year.
现在 她突然要求共同监护 Now, out of the blue, she's gotta have joint custody.
-是吗 -是呀 可那怎么行得通 - Really? - Yeah! How's that supposed to work?
我们住处相隔4小时车程 We live four hours away.
怎么办啊 难道要他上两所学校吗 What's gonna do, go to two different schools?
我不知道怎么说 哥们 抱歉 I don't know what to tell you, man. I'm sorry.
我明白 谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
我真想不通 You know, I just don't get it.
伊迪一直对我们的协议很满意 Edie's been perfectly happy with our arrangement.
现在到底是怎么了 What the hell's gotten into her?
-谢谢 -晚安 - Well, thanks. - Good night.
有空再来 Come again.
我给你煮了杯浓咖啡 There. Hey. I made you an espresso.
-太好了 -你没事吧 - Great. - You OK?
你今晚很安静啊 You've been so quiet all night.
今天中午我跟汤姆一起吃午餐 I had lunch with Tom today.
是吗 他都没跟我说 That's funny. He didn't mention it.
他问我是不是跟你上过床 He asked if I was sleeping with you.
什么 What?
非常抱歉 上帝啊 我很抱歉 I am so sorry. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
那个多疑的傻瓜 我就知道 That paranoid idiot! You know, I knew it.
我就知道我们看监视录像时 I knew when we were watching the surveillance tapes.
他完全误解了 He would completely misinterpret it.
-他是吗 -他是什么 - Did he? - Did he what?
他误解了吗 Did he misinterpret it?
或是他看出来某些显而易见的事 Or did he just see what is obvious,
而你我都不肯承认 that you and I can't admit?
不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
没有什么事情要承认的 There's nothing to admit.
勒奈特 我们还要欺骗自己多久 Lynette, how long are we going to kid ourselves?
我对你有感觉 I have feelings for you.
你也对我有感觉 I know you feel something for me.
够了 别说了 你不可以这么说 Stop! Don't say it! You cannot say these things!
我们心知肚明这是事实 我们一见面就开始调情 We both know, it's true. We've been flirting since we met.
对 调情 是那样 Yes, flirting. That's it!
已婚的人就干这些 It's what married people do,
因为我们不可以越界 because we know there's a line you don't cross.
而我也许靠界线太近了 And maybe I've gotten close to that line.
也许我很享受身处临界点的状态 Maybe I've enjoyed getting close to that line,
但我从未越界 but I have never once crossed it.
听着 我知道自己不能付出多少 Look, I know I don't have much to offer...
而我什么也没付出 只是在索取 And I have nothing to offer. I am taken!
好吧 那你现在是在生我的气吗 Great, great. Now... Now what, you're mad at me?
是的 我是很生气 Yeah, I'm mad!
因为我很爱我们在一起的那晚 I am mad because I loved our nights together!
让我感受到自己很性感 很幸福 It made me feel sexy and happy
上帝 我很渴望这感觉 and God, how I needed that.
而现在 一切都毁了 And now it's over.
是你毁了它 You ruined it!
你不能再留在这里工作了 You can't work here anymore.
你要解雇我吗 You're gonna fire me?
老天 我还有的选吗 Oh, jeez. What choice do I have?
勒奈特 勒奈特 我求你 Lynette, Lynette, please...
别碰我 Don't touch me.
你得走了 求你了 走吧 You have to go now, please. Go.
现在就离开 走啊 You have to go now. Go on. Go.
她叫苏珊·梅尔 从未远足过 Her name is Susan Mayer. She's never hiked before.
我最后一次看到她是在这里 Now, this is the last place I saw her,
但说实话 不知道她现在在哪 but honestly, she could be anywhere.
回程登记 名字是德尔非诺 Just checking back in. Name's Delfino.
德尔非诺 很好 都准备好了 Delfino. Great, you're all set.
你确定她走丢了吗 You sure she's lost?
我当然确定 Of course I'm sure!
她就是个城里来的黑发傻妹 She's a dippy brunette from the suburbs!
她不带指南针 就知道带化妆品 She didn't bring a compass, she brought makeup.
等等 就是那个去温泉找人的女人吗 Wait, is she the one looking for the guy at the hot springs?
就是她 Yep, that's her.
我们得赶紧找到她 免得她坠落悬崖 Now let's go find her before she falls off a cliff.
那女的完全是个蠢货 The woman is a total klutz!
好吧 我知道了 我们分头去找 Yeah, I hear you. All right, we'll split up.
我从河北面找 你沿着这下边找 I'll take the north of the river here. You look down in here.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
那个蠢货 能告诉我名字吗 This klutz, could you tell me her name?
麦克 Hey, Mike, um...
我知道你关机了 但 Listen, I know your cell phone's off, but...
我想让你知道 I wanted you to know that
我跟着你去温泉 然后 I followed you up to the hot springs and...
我迷路了 ...now I'm lost.
万一我在山里 You know, on the off chance that
真的被狮子吃掉了 I get devoured by a mountain lion...
我只是想让你知道 我爱你 I just wanted you to know that I love you.
我永远爱你 I've always loved you.
我再也不想要什么戏剧了 And I don't want any more drama.
如果你可以接我回去 And if you take me back,
我保证我再也不会了 I promise there won't be.
要是我被狮子吃掉 Unless I get eaten by a lion.
那还真有戏剧性了 That'll be dramatic,
但那也不是我的错 but it won't be my fault.
不管怎样 Anyway, um...
但愿现在还不迟 I hope it's not too late,
但若真是 我只 but if it is, I just...
我只想对你说 我非常非常 I just want you to know that I'm so, so...
抱歉 ...sorry.
她来了 Here she is, sir.
不起诉 不见报 就当没发生过 No charges, no press, it never happened.
你好 宝贝 Hi, honey.
你穿这身晚礼服真帅气 You look handsome in a tux.
吉罗姆 请让我俩单独待会儿 Jerome, give us the room, please.
好吧 我知道你生气了 All right, look, I know you're mad.
但先听我解释那个混蛋对我干了什么 But wait till you hear what that jerk did to me.
加布 闭嘴 Gabby, shut up.
你听过这样一句话吗 Are you familiar with the quote,
"欲得信任" "For the one to whom much has been entrusted,"
"严于律己" "even more will be demanded?"
记不起来了 Um... doesn't ring a bell.
-出于圣经 -还真是 - It's from the Bible... - That explains it.
这不是开玩笑 This is not a joke!
我已经当选市长 I have been elected mayor.
大家对我寄予厚望 Certain things are expected of me!
尤其是 One in particular is that
我的未婚妻不许侵犯公职人员 my future wife not assault city employees!
-他太坏了 他活该 -我不管 - He was mean! He deserved... - I don't care!
你的行为会影响我的声誉 Your behavior reflects on me.
如果你不时地丢我脸 我没法工作 I can't do my job if you're constantly humiliating me.
不时地 撇开今天不说 再给我举一例 Constantly? Aside from today, give me one example.
好的 选举晚会上像个10岁姑娘 OK, how about jumping into my arms
跳到我面前挽住我 like a ten-year-old at the election party?
我只是开玩笑的 我就是这样 I was just joking around, being me.
我以为你喜欢我那样 I thought you liked that.
私下里我喜欢 I do, in private.
但在公众面前 你行事要像个成年人 In public, you have to act like a grown-up.
那好 抱歉 让你失望了 OK. I'm sorry I disappointed you.
不会再有下次 It won't happen again.
我去换衣服了 I had better get dressed.
我可不想在庆功宴会上迟到 I don't want to be late to the victory party.
你手腕怎么了 What happened to your wrist?
我刚才就想跟你说这个 That's what I was trying to tell you.
那个抄单家伙抓住我的胳膊 扭伤了我 The meter man grabbed my arm and twisted it.
什么 What?
上帝 都有淤青了 My God, he left a bruise.
还好 没有看上去那么糟 It's not as bad as it looks.
但他不该这么做 Still, he shouldn't have done that.
你今天回来得好早 You're home early.
今晚真是累死了 抱歉 It was kind of dead tonight. Hi. Oh, sorry.
对了 我们要再找一个新厨师了 By the way, we are gonna need to find a new chef.
里克向我辞职了 Rick gave notice.
他辞职了 He quit?
他在镇外找到了一份更好的工作 He got a better offer from some place across town.
太可惜了 That's too bad.
你打算怎么办 Whatcha gonna do?
我们不用再雇人了 我可以回来帮忙了 Well, we don't have to hire someone. I am coming back.
你确定你行吗 You sure you're ready?
对 医生说我下周可以拆背带了 Yeah, doctor said I can lose the back brace next week.
我保证 我会悠着点 And I promise I'll take it easy.
不负重 只做菜 No lifting, just cooking.
那行 Well, OK then.
亲爱的 听到这消息 我真开心 I feel really good about this, hon.
每天躺在床上太无聊了 I have been going nuts just lying around.
这下真是太好了 夫妻档又来了 This is gonna be so great. We're a team again.
而且 我很想你 And, besides, I missed you
我也想你 I missed you, too.
-伊迪 -你好 陌生人 - Hey, Edie. - Well, hello, stranger.
进来吧 Come on in.
什么事 So what's up?
没什么 Nothing much.
我听说你要争取崔沃斯的共同监护 I hear you're going for joint custody of Travers.
对 我找了一名律师 他可厉害着呢 Yep. I hired a lawyer, and he is a real shark.
你没开玩笑吧 You're not messing around, huh?
我觉得母亲对崔沃斯的成长很重要 I think it's important that Travers has his mother in his life.
当然 他也可以有更多时间 Of course, he'll probably want to spend more time
跟他的电玩搭档待在一起了 with his video game buddy.
你说得对 但我一直在想 Yeah. You know, but I just keep thinking...
他的生活会变成什么样 What's it gonna be like for him?
不断地两头赶 You know, the traveling back and forth
他是孩子 会适应的 He's a kid. He'll adjust.
上两所学校 交两帮朋友 Two schools, two sets of friends.
好像不大容易 It's not going to be easy.
你为何这么消极 Why are you being so negative?
我还以为你会为此事高兴呢 I thought you'd be excited about this.
我知道你会这么想 I know you did.
我只是想让你仔细想想 I just want you to ask yourself.
这样真的对崔沃斯好吗 Is this all really in the best interest of Travers?
孩子需要安稳的生活 Kids need stability.
那我也有需要啊 What about what I need?
我知道你想他 I know that you miss him.
知道你害怕孤独 I know that you're worried about being lonely,
但我会在这里陪着你 but I am going to be here for you.
对 两周见一次 Yeah, once every two weeks.
不 我是真的要和你在一起 No, I'm really going to be here for you.
我想让你幸福 And I'm gonna make you happy.
-玩笑话不要乱说 卡洛斯 -我认真的 - Don't say that if you don't mean it, Carlos. - I do.
那好 我 All right. I'II, um...
我打电话给律师 I'll call off the lawyer.
你知道吗 我真的很想他 You know, I really am gonna miss him.
我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
请和我一起欢迎美景镇下一任市长 please join me and welcome the next mayor of Fairview,
维克多·朗 Victor Lang!
-你是杰夫·斯考特 -对 - Your name Jeff Scott? - Yeah.
你的是抄罚单 对吗 You read meters for a living?
知道我有多爱你吗 Do you know how much I love you?
我知道 I think so.
任何人都能沦为受害者 Anyone can end up a victim...
被他人的举动所伤 ... injured by the actions of others.
但无论是为娇俏前妻所伤 But whether the damage is inflicted by a cunning ex-wife...
还是因压抑自身情感所致 ... or a blow delivered by the object of our affection...
我们都必须振作起来 ... the time comes when we must pick ourselves up
继续我们的生命旅程 and continue on ourjourney.
如果我们做不到 那只能祈求 And if we can't, then all we can pray for...
被救赎 ... is rescue.
麦克 我把脚给扭了 Mike. I twisted my ankle.
很好 Good.
该我英雄救美了 Because now I get to do this.