《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
我看到你藏在冰柜里的男人了 I saw the man in your freezer.
麦克卢斯基太太和帕克有一个秘密 Mrs. McCluskey and Parker shared a secret...
你不能告诉任何人 You can never tell anyone.
但是秘密藏不住 ... but the secret was discovered.
你把我作为牌局的赌注吗 You bet me in a game of poker?
苏珊不得不做出抉择 Susan was forced to make a decision.
出去 Get out.
不会再有什么吻和婚礼了 There will be no kissing and no wedding.
勒奈特踏入了危险地带 Lynette ventured into dangerous territory.
-你把头发放下来过吗 -偶尔吧 - You ever wear your hair down? - Sometimes.
-这样很美 -谢谢 - It looks really good. - Thanks.
跟我约会让你很难堪吗 You embarrassed to be dating me?
如果加布发现 她会勃然大怒的 If Gaby finds out she's going to hit the ceiling.
伊迪则遇到了一个恼人的现实 Edie came to a disturbing realization...
我的老天 你还对她余情未了 Oh, my God. You're still in love with her.
而加布迈出了大胆的一步 ... and Gabby took a bold step.
再过几个月 我就是维克多·朗夫人了 In a few months, I will be Mrs. Victor Lang.
我都不知道我到底哪好 I don't know my own strength.
在她订婚派对的那晚 The night of her engagement party,
加布丽尔·索利斯受伤了 Gabrielle Solis was injured.
但是伤她的人 并不是 But she wasn't hurt by the chauffeur
关门时差点掩到她手的司机 who almost slammed a door on her fingers,
也不是差点踩到她手的陌生人 or the stranger who almost stepped on her hand,
也不是差点把刀掉到她手上的服务员 or the waiter who almost dropped a knife on her wrist.
加布丽尔的伤 发生在 No, Gabrielle's injury came about
一个更出人意料的场合 in a more unexpected fashion.
而且是由加布丽尔自认为是朋友的人 And was caused by someone Gabrielle thought,
所造成的 was her friend.
谢谢 你告诉布里你订婚的事了吗 Thank you. So have you told Bree about your engagement?
说了 她在瑞士阿尔卑斯山顶 Yep. She's on the top of a Swiss Alp,
还做了一篮子松饼送来 and still managed to send a basket of muffins.
不是吧 You're kidding.
那些玩意儿途经五千英里 Those damn thing traveled five thousand miles
到手时还潮乎乎的呢 and they were still moist.
真不知道她是怎么做的 I don't know how she does it.
不早了 我们开香槟吧 It's getting late. Let's break out the champagne.
等等 你不会用一堆 Wait wait. You're not gonna embarrass me
煽情的祝酒词让我难堪吧 with some sappy toast, are you?
我不会 不过苏珊写了一首诗 I'm not. But Susan's written a poem.
诗 A poem?
她给"羽翼下的风"重填了词 She's reworked the lyrics to Wind Beneath my Wings.
试音 一 二 三 试音 Testing. One, two, three. Testing.
你还等什么 快去拿香槟 What are you waiting for? Get the champagne.
-加布 -伊迪 - Hey, Gabby. - Hi, Edie.
我可算见着维克多了 他真有魅力 So, I finally met Victor. He is so charming.
他很棒吧 我知道我们进展很快 Isn't he great? I know it's been quick,
可他实在太好了 but he's just so amazing.
这么说你真的爱他 So you really love him?
-他就是你的真命天子 -是的 - He is the one? - He is.
而且我从未如现在这般幸福 And I've never been happier.
我真为你高兴 I am so thrilled for you.
-伊迪 你还好吗 -好啊 - Edie, are you OK? - Yes.
是的 我很好 Yes, yes. I'm fine.
亲爱的 Oh, sweetie.
别着急 你很快也会找到如意郎君 Don't worry, you're gonna find someone soon.
我能看出来 I just know it.
-怎么了 -事实上 我已经找到了 - What? - Actually, I have found someone.
-我对他可着迷了 -是谁呢 - And I am crazy about him. - Well, who is it?
不 不 今晚你是主角 Oh, no. No, no. Tonight is about you.
别啊 伊迪 说吧 Oh, no, no, Edie! Come on.
知道谁让你幸福 我同样高兴 It would make me happy to know who's making you happy.
-真的吗 -是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
我想知道是谁能让你这样傻笑 I wanna know who's putting that dopey grin on your face.
其实那个人就是 卡洛斯 Well, actually, it's Carlos.
谁 Who?
卡洛斯 我们两个在约会 Carlos. I've been seeing Carlos.
这就是加布丽尔在订婚派对那晚 And this is how Gabrielle Solis came to be injured
所受的伤 the night of her engagement party.
尽管她表面上一笑了之 And though she seemed to laugh it off,
可她却比看上去 Gabrielle had been cut much, much deeper
伤得更深 than anyone could see.
葛列格肯定停止戒酒了 Greg is definitely off the wagon.
八卦 Gossip.
对大多数家庭主妇来说 For most housewives,
只是个无伤大雅的消遣 it's just a harmless form of recreation.
在大家所熟知的人里 An exchange of semi-interesting tidbits
交换些许有趣的花边新闻 concerning the semi-interesting lives
和些许有趣的生活琐事 of people they know.
那个邮差在萨拉的房子里待了一个多小时 That mailman was in Sarah's house over an hour.
他送上门的可不只是包裹 Packages weren't all he's delivering.
我能闻到艾米嘴里的酒气 I could smell the whiskey on Amy's breath.
当时还不到中午呢 It wasn't even noon yet.
琼安说她是去进行宗教静修了 Joanne may say she was on a religious retreat,
可祈祷会使人胸部变大吗 but since when does praying make your boobs bigger?
可当非常有趣的事情发生时 But the time comes in every neighborhood
每个邻居都会参与其中 when something very interesting happens.
这时说闲话就不仅仅是一个消遣 And that's when gossip stops being recreation,
而是一种沉迷了 and becomes obsession.
什么样的女人会把丈夫的尸体 What kind of woman would keep her husband's body
放在冰箱里 in the freezer?
还放了十年 真是疯了 For ten years? It's crazy.
有人去找她谈过了吗 Has anybody talked to her?
我敲了两次门 她都没应门 I've knocked twice. She's not answering.
我看到窗帘动了 貌似还有一只手 I saw the curtain move. I think I saw a hand.
现在好了 我们现在知道她在看我们了 Great, now. We know she's watching us.
我们尴尬什么 Why should we be embarassed?
把尸体藏在地下室的又不是我们 We're not the one who's kept a corpsicle in the basement.
是啊 她还帮你带孩子呢 That's right. She babysat your kids.
得了吧 我都不敢想她有多少次 Oh, please. I don't want to think of how many times
从地下室给他们拿冰淇淋吃 she brought them ice cream from that basement.
我是说 如果你非要把你丈夫冰起来 I mean, if you want to keep your husband on ice,
至少也该买个专用冰箱吧 at least have a dedicated freezer.
你觉得是她杀了他吗 Do you think she actually killed him?
当然了 不然她为何要把尸体藏起来 Oh, yeah. Why else would she have hid the body?
目前为止 她只是以 Well, so far she's only been charged with
不当弃尸罪被起诉 improper disposal of a corpse.
等他们解冻验尸之后 Once they defrost the body and do an autopsy,
我打赌他们会发现他满腹的砒霜 I guarantee you they're gonna find a bellyful of arsenic.
砒霜是什么 What's arsenic?
是种恶心的东西 宝贝 It's just something yucky, honey.
你玩你的球去吧 去啊 Go on and play with your ball. Go on.
我努力让他们远离此事 I'm trying so hard to protect them from this.
有些事 小孩子没必要知道 There are just some things kids don't need to know about.
有些事我们也没必要知道 There are some things we don't need to know about.
失陪一下 Would you guys excuse me?
伊迪 Hey, Edie.
你好 加布 有事吗 Oh, hi, Gabby. What's up?
我在想一些事 应该怎么... I've been doing some thinking, and you know how...
怎么说呢 How do I put this?
你知道被人讨厌是什么感觉呢 You know how you feel like sometimes people hate you?
我没感同身受过 I don't feel like that.
应该有吧 因为事实如此 Well, you should, because they do.
什么时候 Since when?
自从你开始做让人生气的事起 Since you started doing things to piss people off.
什么事 About what?
不知道 比如说 I don't know. Off the top of my head.
跟朋友的前任约会 Dating your friends' exes.
原来你那天晚上 So that big smile on your face the other night
只是强颜欢笑 was all an act.
你还是在意我和卡洛斯约会 You're not fine with me seeing Carlos.
伊迪 美景镇有上千个单身男人 Edie, there are 1,000 single men in Fairview.
你为何非要与我的前夫约会 Why do you have to date my ex-husband?
你都跟别人订婚了 还在意什么 You're engaged to somebody else. What do you care?
这很尴尬 It's awkward.
这就像我给慈善机构捐了一条裙子 It's like if I donated a dress to charity,
之后却在某派对上看到你穿着粉墨登场 and I went to a party and you showed up wearing it.
还是如此 是你自己先把它送人的 Again, if you gave it away at first place,
那你又过来抱怨什么 then what the hell are you bitching about?
伊迪 去找属于你自己的男人 Look, Edie, just find your own men
别抢别人的旧情人了 and stop snapping up other people's castoffs!
我要是不肯呢 And what if I don't?
那你就准备自食其果吧 Then be prepared to suffer the consequences.
不是吧 Oh, please.
你只有我腿那么高 你能怎么样 You are as tall as my legs. What're you gonna do?
答案很快揭晓 You're about to find out.
这次是谁 Who is it this time?
是伊恩 It's Ian.
-你要跟他谈谈吗 -不 - You gonna talk to him? - No.
他带了花 He's got flowers.
-我不在乎 -看起来有两打玫瑰呢 - I don't care! - Looks like it's two dozen roses.
真好 希望花刺能把他撕成碎片 Good. I hope the thorns rip him to shreds.
妈 我知道麦克和伊恩做得不对 OK, Mom, I know what Mike and Ian did was wrong...
他们拿我当赌注 They bet me in a game of poker!
他们用五张牌 They made decisions about my life
决定了我的人生 over a hand of Five Card Stud!
这种行为无法用"做得不对"来概括 "Wrong" does not even begin to cover it.
好吧 可是这世界上只有这两个人 OK, OK. But there are only two guys in this world
知道你所有的缺点 却始终爱你 who know all of your flaws and still find a way to love you.
你要把他们都抛弃吗 You're gonna toss them both away?
是的 我不需要男人 Yes. I don't need a man.
我连做爱都不需要 I don't even need sex.
这16年来都这么过下来了 I went without it the first 16 years...
我是说22年 再忍几年也没事 ...22 years of my life. And I can go a few more.
-这可好玩了 -什么 - This should be interesting. - What?
麦克走过来了 Mike just walked up.
放弃吧 Give it up.
前十次她都没开门 She didn't answer the first ten times.
这次也不会开的 She's not gonna answer it now.
真可悲 This is getting sad.
英国绅士 接受现实吧 Take it like a Brit. Stiff upper lip.
你知道吗 我真是受不了你了 You know what? I've just about bloody had it with you!
你昏迷着往袋子里大便的时候 I preferred you when you were comatose and
还更讨人喜欢点 pooping in a bag!
你该庆幸 我现在不用那个袋子了 Lucky for you I don't have that bag right now.
好了 我受够了 All right, that does it.
抱歉 同志们 Uh, excuse me! Guys...
你们好 我妈真心希望你们都走开 Hi. My mom would really like for both of you to leave.
别说软话 让他们知道我是认真的 Don't soft-pedal it. Let them know I mean business.
因为 如果你们不走 Because, if you don't,
她会非常非常失望的 she'll be very, very disappointed.
狠点 Rip them!
回家吧 反省一下自己的所作所为 So just go home and think about what you've done.
难听的话你自己来说吧 You want something bitchier, do it yourself!
开饭啦 Here we are.
波尔奇尼奶油酱淋脆皮鸭馅意式馄饨 Ravioli stuffed with duck confit in a porcini cream sauce.
怎么样 What do you think?
你没给自己做一份真是太可惜了 I think it's a shame you didn't make any for yourself.
-喂 宝贝 -喂 - Hi, honey. - Hey.
-就想和你说一声 我爱你 -嘴真甜 - Just wanted to say I love you. - Aren't you sweet?
怎么这么吵 孩子们还没睡吗 What's that noise in the background? Are the boys still up?
是啊 他们不想睡觉 Yeah, they don't want to go to bed.
当然如此 他们是小孩 你才是爸爸 Of course they don't. They're kids, you're the dad.
叫他们去睡啊 Make them.
我试过了 亲爱的 可他们想等你回家 I tried, honey, but they wanna wait up for you.
他们想妈妈 They miss their mom.
你是想让我因为愧疚而回家吧 Is this your way of guilting me into coming back home?
勒奈特 餐厅在半小时前就打烊了 Lynette, the restaurant did close a half hour ago.
普雷斯顿 别扔布丁 Preston! Don't throw pudding!
汤姆 对不起 我不能回家 Tom, I'm sorry, I can't come home.
我们在盘点 还得一会儿呢 We're doing inventory. So it could be a while.
好吧 尽量快点 Well, OK. Try to hurry.
我会的 爱你 拜拜 I will. I love you. Bye.
-存货清单 -我知道 我这样不对 - Inventory? - I know. I'm a horrible person.
我选了波尔奇尼酱 而不是孩子 I just chose ravioli over motherhood.
我该回家了 I should go home.
勒奈特 你没必要愧疚 Lynette, you have nothing to feel guilty about.
你每天那么辛苦 花时间在餐馆 You bust your ass in this restaurant every day,
就为了经营好 you keep it going.
如果有人需要放松一下 那就是你了 If anybody deserves downtime, it's you.
这真是既可耻又有道理 Those are shameless rationalizations.
继续吧 Keep them coming.
那个我也要 Those, too.
你在这呢 在外面干什么呢 There you are. What are you doing outside?
有些大孩子朝麦克卢斯基太太的屋子扔鸡蛋 Some big kids threw eggs at Mrs. McCluskey's house.
天哪 他们不该这样 Oh, jeez, they shouldn't have done that.
我们应该去跟她说说话 We should go talk to her.
不行 太晚了 No, it's late.
她也许不想被打扰了 She probably doesn't want us to bother her.
来吧 小宝贝 去睡觉 Come on, bud, bedtime.
咱们这样 So here's what's gonna happen.
以后再也不跟伊迪说话了 We're not talking to Edie anymore.
什么叫咱们 What do you mean, "we?"
因为她背叛了我 I mean "we" as in, she betrayed me,
作为我最好的姐妹 and you're by best friends,
你们要支持我 朋友都是这样的 so you gonna support me because that's what friends do.
你所说的"支持" And "support", to you,
是指像高中生那样吗 means acting like we're in junior high?
你竟然对这事一点都不生气 I can't believe you're not furious at this.
在对卡洛斯下手之前 Before she sank her fangs into Carlos,
她还勾搭过你的前夫和麦克呢 she was dating your ex-husband and Mike!
没错 但是这怪谁 Yes. And do you know who I blame?
我反正怪的是卡尔和麦克 I blame Karl and Mike.
为什么没有人冲他们发火 面对事实吧 Why isn't anybody mad at them? I mean, let's face it.
男人就算杀人也能脱罪 他们就是人渣 The men, they get away with murder. They're scum!
好了 说回伊迪 OK. Back to Edie.
孤立她我有点于心不安 I'm not sure I'm comfortable ganging up on her.
是吗 你跟帕蒂·门罗因为篱笆的事 Really? Because I wasn't very comfortable taking your side
关系闹僵 我也于心不安来着 when you were feuding with Patty Monroe
可我还是选择支持你了 over the fence line. But I did.
加布 这么说不公平 Oh, Gaby,That's not fair.
本来就没人喜欢帕蒂 Nobody really liked Patty to begin with.
别逼我接着说 我为你做了多少事 Don't get me started about what I've done for you.
就因为你那糟糕的蜜蜡脱毛 I'm still boycotting Madame Kim's Day Spa
我至今扔在抵制金夫人水疗中心呢 because of your botched bikini wax.
天哪 蜜蜡脱毛还能弄糟 Oh, my God. How do you botch a bikini wax?
一会儿让她给你看 She will show you later!
好朋友的意义不仅限于 The point is, good friends share more than
一起聊天和吃早午餐 just gossip and brunch.
还要一起对抗外敌 They share enemies, too.
你们到底站我这边不 So are you with me or not?
我们当然跟你一拨 Of course we're with you.
我们会对伊迪态度冷淡的 We will give Edie the cold shoulder.
不行 冷淡不行 要冰冷冰冷的 No, no. Not cold. Frozen.
我要那个贱人耳朵挂下冰柱来 I want icicles hanging from that bitch's ears!
我回来啦 Hello?
你还想让我看看那篇书评吗 Do you still want me to look at that book report?
爸爸昨天帮我了 你没在家 Daddy helped me yesterday. You weren't home.
好吧 Oh... OK.
最近所有的活都是爸爸干的 Daddy does everything lately.
为什么你总是那么晚才回家 How come you always come home so late?
我在餐厅很忙的 Well, I'm really busy at the restaurant.
相信我 我会尽快回来帮爸爸忙的 Believe me, I come home to Daddy just as soon as I can.
你在撒谎 You're lying.
什么 What?
你每次说谎都会那样笑 You always laugh like that when you're telling a lie.
你怎么这么说 Why would you say that?
因为这是事实 Because it's true.
我晚回来是因为有很多工作要做 I stay late because there's a lot of work to do.
如今 我是唯一能胜任的人 Right now, I'm the only person who can do it.
现在我要去杂货店了 And now, I have to go to the grocery store
因为只有我才能去 because I'm the only person who can do that.
而你为何不上楼去写作业呢 So why don't you go upstairs and finish your homework?
好 OK.
但你确实是那样的 But it is what you do.
抱歉 Excuse me!
喂 抱歉 Hey! Excuse me.
那是我的车位 That's my space.
我停在这了 这就是我的车位了 I'm parked in it, so that kinda makes it my space.
我早在这里等着了 Hey, I waited for that spot
那时那人在车里打电话 还剔牙来着 while the guy made phone calls and flossed his teeth.
-你不能就这样抢走它 -不就是个车位 - You can't just steal it. - It's a parking space.
别荷尔蒙瞎泛滥 宝贝 Keep a lid on your hormones, honey.
天哪 你是故意的 God! You did that on purpose!
没错 而且我还要故意这么做 Yeah! I'm about to do this on purpose, too!
你这个疯子 你知道你在干什么吗 You crazy bitch! What do you think you're doing?
-你要干什么 -我要拿回我的车位 - What are you doing? - I'm taking my damn space!
从我的车上下来 You get out of my car!
说对不起 Say you're sorry!
-放开我 -快说 - Let me go! - Say it!
好吧 对不起 OK, OK, I'm sorry!
说"我是个无理又自大的混蛋" Say "I'm a rude, arrogant bastard"
"我该对女士们表示尊重和恭敬" "who needs to treat women with courtesy and respect!"
我是个无理又自大的...后面是什么 I'm a rude, arrogant...How did the rest of it go?
不许动 Freeze!
这个人是不是企图偷你的车 Was this man trying to steal your car?
这是我的车 It's my car!
她把我绊倒 抢走了我的钥匙 She tripped me and grabbed my keys.
这是真的吗 女士 Is this true, ma'am?
好吧 站在他那边吧 All right. Take his side.
-你偷看谁呢 -勒奈特 - Hey, who you spying on? - Lynette.
我给她打了两通电话她都没回 She hasn't returned my last two phone calls.
我觉得有点不对劲 I think something's up.
-可能她在忙 -我们来验证一下 - She's probably just busy. - Yeah. We'll see about that.
我现在就给她打电话 I'm calling her right now.
-我的天哪 -怎么了 - Oh, my God. - What?
她拒了我的电话 我被拒了 She just screened me. I have been screened!
也许她有事要忙 Maybe she's in a hurry.
不 这一定是加布丽尔·索利斯搞的鬼 No, no. This has Gabrielle Solis written all over it.
她让大家一起孤立我 She is turning people against me.
你觉得惊讶吗 And you're surprised?
我跟你说过 若她发现我们的事会怎样 I told you how she'd react if she found out about us.
是吗 她要玩高中女生的小把戏也没事 Yeah? Well, if she wants to play these schoolgirl games, fine.
那可是我发明的 Because I invented them.
-勒奈特 你好 -好啊 - Lynette! Hi! - Hey, hey.
-我刚刚给你打了电话 -是吗 - I just tried calling you. - Oh, really?
-我肯定开了静音 -没关系 - My ringer must have been off. - No prob.
我想邀请你和你的孩子们 I wanted to invite you and the boys to
周六来参加崔沃斯的生日派对 Travers' birthday party Saturday.
我请了个养爬虫的 Yeah, I'm having this reptile guy.
他有好多很酷的蛇和蜥蜴 He's got all these cool snakes and lizards.
孩子们一定很喜欢那些的 Oh, the boys would love that,
但很可惜 我要去工作 but, unfortunately, I gotta work.
那真不巧 我本来还想让你承办呢 Well, that's a shame because I was hoping you could cater.
-承办 -是啊 - Cater? - Yeah.
我需要给家长们准备意面和沙拉 I'm gonna need pastas and salads for the parents.
还要给孩子们准备至少20个披萨饼 And at least 20 pizzas for the kids.
这么多 Wow, that many?
是啊 你了解孩子的 Yeah. Well, you know kids.
一个人办了披萨派对 其他人都想办 If one has a pizza party, they're all gonna want a pizza party.
也许对生意有好处 Could be good for business.
是啊 我应该能想出办法的 Well, yeah, I guess I could work something out.
我就知道你靠得住 爱你哦 I knew I could count on you. Love you.
不管法庭报告上怎么写 Look, whatever that court report says,
我并没有情绪问题 I do not have "anger issues."
我只是那天过得不太顺 I was just having a bad day.
你为了一个停车位 威胁要夹断人家的头 You threatened to decapitate a man over a parking space.
那天太不顺了 A very bad day.
苏珊 像你那样情绪失控 Susan, when someone loses it like you did,
一般都是有理由的 there's usually a reason.
-你工作得顺利吗 -顺利 - Are things going OK at work? - Work is great.
你就签个名 告诉法官我很好吧 You could just sign that paper and tell the judge I'm fine.
-你家里好吗 -非常棒 - What about your family? - Family's terrific.
说真的 你这纯粹是在浪费时间 Seriously, you're just wasting your time here.
感情生活怎么样 How's your love life?
帮我取消午餐 我一时半会走不了 Cancel my lunch. I'm gonna be here for a while.
别再按那个该死的... Will you stop ringing that damn...
抱歉 帕克 I'm sorry, Parker.
我还以为是那些 I thought you were one of those pissants
按了门铃就跑的小鬼呢 that keep ringing the bell and running away.
有什么事 So what's on your mind?
我想让你回来给我们当保姆 I want you to come back and babysit us.
新来的那个臭死了 The new sitter stinks.
-你父母雇了个新保姆 -是 - Your folks hired a new sitter? - Yeah.
而且她竟然把胡萝卜条当做零食 And she thinks carrot sticks are snacks.
那可挺讨厌 但生活有时就是这样 Well, that's rough. But life's like that sometimes.
又不是必须这样 It doesn't have to be.
如果你告诉大家你丈夫的事 If you told people what happened with your husband,
一切就能恢复正常了 everything could go back the way it was.
帕克 你看见那边那些女人了吗 Parker, see those women over there?
我说什么都阻止不了她们嚼舌根 Nothing I could say would stop those tongues from wagging.
抱歉 孩子 我只能等这件事平息 I'm sorry, kid, but I just have to wait this one out.
你能想象吗 Can you imagine?
发现两个你信任的男人 I mean, finding out that two men you trusted
竟然把你当做牌局的赌注 bet you in a poker game.
-多耻辱 -那取决于你怎么看这件事 - How demeaning is that? - It depends on how you look at it.
几个世纪以来 男人都用比赛争夺女人 Men have been waging contests over women for centuries.
你说的没错 扑克不如马背格斗之类的浪漫 I grant you, poker isn't as romantic as, say, jousting,
但它体现了他们对你的感觉 But it shows how they felt about you.
关键的问题是 你怎么看他们 The real question is how did you feel about them?
我说过了 伤心和背叛... I told you. Hurt and betrayed...
不 No.
在牌局之前你怎么看 How did you feel about them before this poker business?
我跟伊恩订婚了 Well, I was engaged to Ian.
所以 很明显我爱过他 So, obviously, I loved him.
麦克呢 你也爱他吗 And Mike? Were you in love with him, too?
-是不是快到时间了 -苏珊 - How we doing on time? - Susan.
好吧 我爱过他 OK, fine. I loved him.
现在也爱 可我也爱伊恩 I still love him. And I love Ian.
所以我完全无可救药地爱着两个人 So I am totally, hopelessly in love with two men.
我们可算说到点上了 不错 Now we're getting somewhere. This is good.
不 这样很糟糕 这种事是不对的 No, this is horrible! This wasn't supposed to happen!
我让自己爱上伊恩只是因为 I only let myself fall for Ian because
我以为麦克不要我了 I thought Mike was lost to me.
然后 忽然一下 他又要我了 And then, bang, suddenly, he wants me back,
于是我又面临一个无法抉择的境地 and now I have this choice that I can't possibly make.
我也觉得这很难 I agree it's tough.
太悲催了 It's devastating.
如果我跟了麦克 伊恩会心碎的 If I go with Mike, Ian's heart will be broken,
可是不该这样对伊恩 and Ian does not deserve that.
可麦克经历了那么多 我又怎能拒绝他 But how can I reject Mike after all he's been through?
所以你就决定同时离开他们俩 So you're just gonna walk away from both of them?
你得做出选择 宝贝 You have to make a choice, sweetie.
有两个优秀的男人都深爱着你 You've got two great guys, both of them crazy about you.
放走一个吧 这就是生活 很正常 To let one go, well, that's life. It happens.
让两个都走掉 就太... To let them both go, that's just...
傻 Stupid?
对 临床术语就是这个 Yes. That would be the clinical term.
听起来很棒 谢谢 Sounds great. Thanks.
你想吃点 Hey, how would you like to eat
意面和披萨以外的东西吗 something that's neither pasta nor pizza?
有这种东西吗 别逗我了 Such food exists? Don't tease me.
我的朋友艾尔开了一家黑人餐馆 No, my friend Al, he's opening a soul food place
周日晚上 Sunday night.
他想找些厨师朋友去试吃 He wants to test the menu with some of his chef buddies.
他说我可以带朋友去 He said I could bring someone.
-你想带我去 -我们打烊后才开始 - And you want me to go with you? - It'll be after we close.
你不会讨厌南方食物吧 Don't tell me you hate southern food,
那我们就没法做朋友了 because then we can't be friends.
不 我很喜欢 No. I love it.
只是 那样就太晚了... It's just, that's a little late for me, and...
好吧 我只是觉得会很有趣 OK. I just thought it would be fun.
是会很有趣 可周日晚上有点太疯狂了 It would be. But Sunday nights are kind of crazy.
我得给孩子准备周一的午饭 检查功课... I'm packing lunches and checking homework...
对 对 别担心 我理解 Right, right, right. No worries. I get it.
我只是第一个想到你而已 You were just the first person I thought of.
也许我该去的 You know, maybe I should go.
了解竞争对手也是工作的一部分 对吧 It's part of the job to check out the competition. Right?
绝对是 Yeah, absolutely.
看看外面的情况没有坏处 Never hurts to see what else is out there.
我同意 I agree.
小家伙们 去看蛇吧 Hey, guys, go check out the snakes.
一会儿我给你拿点比萨饼 I'll give you some pizza later Okay?
-一会儿见 -好的 一会儿见 - See ya later. - All right, I'll see you later.
-要比萨饼吗 -要 - Want some pizza? - Yeah.
给你 There you go.
勒奈特 你在这里做什么 Lynette, What are you doing here?
伊迪让我当承办人 Edie asked me to cater.
我知道这样很贱 I know, I'm a total whore,
但求你别告诉加布 but please don't rat me out to Gabby.
苏珊 我这有三十本你出的书 Hi, Susan. I have 30 copies of your book.
孩子们等不及让你签名了 The kids can't wait for you to sign it.
来吧 我们走 快来 Come on, let's go. Come on, come on.
看来我们处境相同 Looks like we're working the same corner.
是的 只是我之前并不知道 Yeah. Only I didn't know Edie was gonna
伊迪会在公园办派对 have the party in the park.
要是被加布看到怎么办 What if Gabby sees us?
相信我 我们不用这么紧张的 Trust me, we can both relax.
今早我跟她聊过了 I talked to her this morning and
她一整天都要跟维克多出去 she's out with Victor all day.
那我就放心了 That's a relief.
去啊 你敢吗 Go ahead. I dare you.
你们在干什么 What's going on?
女巫
-好了 -别这样 - There. - Hey! Don't do that!
-为什么不 -因为她不是女巫 - Why not? - Because she's not a witch!
你怎么知道的 How do you know?
她就不是 别干混账事 She isn't! Don't be a jerk!
她是你女朋友吗 帕克恋爱啦 Is she your girlfriend? Parker's in love!
闭嘴 Shut up!
你们这些小孩 别闹了 Hey, you boys! Knock it off!
帕克 真可怜 你没事吧 Parker, I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
如果你把告诉我的那些事说出来 You know, everything would be OK if you tell people
就不会这样了 what you told me.
你可以阻止他们 You can make them stop.
勒奈特 我是加布 Hey, Lynette, it's Gabby.
维克多在流浪者庇护所 Victor got pulled into some photo-op
被拉去照相了 at the homeless shelter.
我有空吃午饭了 你要一起来吗 I'm free for lunch. You wanna go with?
我也打给苏珊了 可她不在家 奇怪 I tried Susan, but she's not home, which is weird,
她的车明明在车道上 because her car's in the driveway.
你的也在 大家都去哪里了 So is yours. Where is everybody?
趴下 趴下 快趴下 Down! Down! Get down!
-勒奈特 你怎么回事 -加布来了 - Lynette, what is wrong with you? - Gabby's coming.
什么 你不是说她和维克多在一起吗 What? I thought you said she's with Victor!
我错了 我错了 来 跟着我 I was wrong. I was wrong! Come on, follow me.
妈妈 我也想玩 Mommy, can I play?
不行 去骑大蛇玩 No. Go ride the python.
快来 Come on!
出租爬行动物
没事 她在围着公园转圈 OK, OK, she's circling the park.
希望她快点走 我可怕蛇了 I wish she'd hurry. I'm terrified of snakes.
我知道 我更怕加布 Yeah, I'm more terrified of Gabby.
很好 我们很快解放了 OK, good, good, we're almost home free.
-怎么了 -不要转身 - What? - Don't turn around.
勒奈特 苏珊 Lynette! Susan!
你好啊 加布 Hey, Gab. Hi.
-你们俩在这干什么 -我们在这干什么 - What are you two doing here? - What are we doing here?
伊迪雇我承办派对 公事而已 Well, Edie hired me to cater. So it's just business.
-我不知道她为什么来 -你死定了 - I don't know what her excuse is. - You are so dead.
我不敢相信 I don't believe it
这绝对是对我们友谊的背叛 This is an absolute betrayal of our friendship.
加布 她要我做20个披萨饼 Gabby, she asked me to make 20 pizzas.
我没办法拒绝 I couldn't turn it down.
大餐来了 This is so delicious.
我们的友谊只值20个披萨饼吗 Is that what our friendship is worth to you, 20 pizzas?
我们说好了的 We had a pact!
加布 说句公道话 Come on, Gabby, be fair.
你将我们置于一个很尴尬的境地 You put us in a really awkward position.
我吗 你们应当向我赔罪 Me? You two owe me an apology!
别这样 加布 讲点道理 No. Gabby, be reasonable.
我现在准备离开这里 I am leaving this party, right now,
如果你们不跟我一起走 and if you don't come with me,
我们的友谊就到此为止 our friendship is over!
-加布 -不 我是认真的 - Gabby! - No, I mean it!
卡洛斯 停下 把我放下 Carlos, stop! Put me down!
你要干什么 What are you doing?
住手 卡洛斯 放我下来 Stop it! Carlos, put me down!
你竟敢这样对我 How dare you maul me like that?
你正在破坏崔沃斯的生日派对 You were ruining Travers' birthday party.
你有病吧 What the hell is wrong with you?
对不起 背叛让我有点烦躁 I'm sorry. Betrayal makes me a little cranky.
得了吧 你不能规定苏珊和勒奈特 Come on. You can't tell Susan and Lynette
跟谁交朋友 这太可笑了 who they're allowed to be friends with. It's ridiculars.
我告诉你什么叫可笑 你 I'll tell you what ridiculous is! You!
和伊迪交往 连告诉我都不敢 Not having the guts to tell me you were dating Edie!
-终于说了 -对 - Here it is. - Yeah.
我是在我该死的订婚派对上听她说的 I had to find out from her at my damn engagement party!
我是从新闻上知道你和维克多订婚了呢 I had to hear that you were engaged to Victor on the news!
又不是我计划的 那是一时兴起 I didn't plan it that way. It was spur of the moment.
所以你只是说 "何不结个婚呢" So you just said, "Hey, what the heck?"
-你甚至都不爱他吧 -爱 深爱 - Are you even in love with this guy? - Yes. Deeply!
那一定很美好 Must be nice.
你难道不爱伊迪吗 Aren't you in love with Edie?
我们在一起很开心 但不是认真的 We're having fun together, but it'll never be serious.
所以 我只是在约会 So, if I'm just dating,
你却爱上了别人 而且要结婚了 and you're in love and getting married,
告诉我 你有什么资格生气 Remind me again why it is that you get to be the angry one.
我很抱歉 卡洛斯 I'm sorry, Carlos.
应该的 You should be.
这是第一次 And for the first time,
加布丽尔愿意让卡洛斯跟别人在一起 Gabrielle was willing to let Carlos be with someone else...
因为她知道 他还是她的 ... because she knew he still belonged to her.
多带点蛋糕回家吧 Feel free to take home as much cake as you want.
我可不想受它们诱惑 I do not want to be tempted.
我可能会带点给汤姆 I might take a little for Tom...
麦克卢斯基太太 你好 Hi, Mrs. McCluskey.
要不要吃点蛋糕 Would you like some cake?
我不是来吃甜品的 I didn't come for sweets.
我知道你们一直在议论我 I know you people have been talking about me,
我想让你们闭嘴的唯一方法就是来说清楚 and I guess the only way to shut you up is to come clean.
谁想听听可怕的细节 So who would like to hear the gruesome details?
-我想 -如果你觉得... - I would. - If you feel like it...
说吧 Yeah.
首先 我知道这会让一些人失望 First off, and I know this will disappoint some of you,
但我没有杀盖尔伯特 but I didn't kill Gilbert.
我去拉福林度了个周末 I came home from a weekend in Laughlin
回来就发现他死在电视机前了 and found him in front of the TV. Dead.
-手里还握着遥控器 -我的天哪 - He still had the remote in his hand. - Good Lord.
当时是凌晨两点 It was 2:00 AM.
所以我决定等到早上再给殡仪馆打电话 So I decided to wait until morning to call the funeral home.
我去看了下他的书桌 确保一切井然有序 And I went to his desk to make sure everything was in order.
我找到了他的退休金计划单 你们猜怎么着 I found his pension plan, and guess what.
在他去世后 我竟然不是受益人 In the event of his death I was not the beneficiary.
-那谁是 -他的第一任妻子 - Who was? - His first wife.
他刚工作时结婚的 才两年 They were married when he started the job, for two years.
我们都结婚34年了 We were together 34 years and
那个蠢货竟然一直没去变更 that idiot didn't change the paperwork!
我不仅仅失去了盖尔伯特 I not only lost my Gilbert,
还将失去所有 but I was about to lose everything.
所以 我... So, I, um...
-我... -你把他放进冰箱 - I, uh... - You put him in the freezer
然后继续领支票 and kept cashing the checks.
不然我能怎么办 Well, what else was I gonna do?
另外 过了一阵子 Besides, after a while,
我觉得有他在身边也挺好的 it was kind of nice having him around.
无论如何 这就是事实 Anyway, that's the truth.
我允许你们把这件事传播开来 You ladies have my permission to pass it along...
但也不是必须的 Not that some of you ladies need it.
没想到是我吧 Probably weren't expecting to see me?
在打了20个电话你都没接的情况下... Well, after 20 unanswered calls...
确实没想到 No, not really.
关于那件事 我当时确实很困惑 About that, obviously I have been very confused.
但我最终去看了心理医生 But I finally saw a therapist.
事实上是法庭强迫的 无论如何... Actually, it was sort of a court-ordered thing, anyway...
我需要跟你谈谈 Well, I need to talk to you.
你听起来很确定 You sound sure.
是的 I am.
我会嫁给伊恩 I'm going to marry Ian.
相信我 这并不容易 Believe me, this wasn't easy.
特别是你还开始 Especially when you started to
记起我们之间的事了 remember how it was between us.
或许是时机不对 Maybe if the timing had been different...
是的 没办法 Yet, it wasn't.
对不起 麦克 I'm sorry, Mike.
至少我还有我的回忆 Well, at least I have my memories.
-准备好了吗 -好了 - Ready to go? - Yeah.
我告诉金我们晚上会出去 I told Kim we'd be out the rest of the evening.
她会锁门 She's gonna lock up.
-太好了 我去拿下外套 -好 - Great, I'll just get my jacket. - OK.
请问有七人桌吗 Hey, you got a table for seven?
-你们怎么来了 -妈妈 - Hi! What are you doing here? - Hey, Mom!
孩子们想给你个惊喜 Well, the kids wanted to surprise you,
而且我们已经好久没有一起吃晚饭了 and it's been forever since we've all had dinner together...
你是怎么来的 Well, how did you get here?
我是说 你不应该开车的 I mean, you're not supposed to drive.
我打车来的 吃了双份止痛药 就来啦 I took a cab, a double dose of the painkillers, and voila.
-惊讶吧 -有点 - You surprised? - Yeah, a little.
-我们想你 -我也想你们 - We missed you! - I missed you too.
你们先去大桌子那坐下 Why don't you guys go grab that big table,
我去让里克做点吃的给咱们 and I will have Rick whip something up for us!
-你真香 -一定是罗勒味 - Wow, you smell good. - Oh! It must be the basil.
它有股甜味 It has got a sweet smell.
凯拉 能去给你妹妹拿个高凳子吗 Hey, Kayla, can you get a high chair for your sister?
-好 -好了 谁想吃披萨 - Yeah. - All right. Who wants pizza?
-我 -计划有变 - I do! - Hi. Change of plans.
我知道 Yeah, I see.
-对不起 你还是可以去 -不 不 我留下 - I'm sorry, you could still go. - No, no, no, I'll stay.
我来给你的家人做饭 I'll cook for your family.
谢谢 谢谢你 Thanks. Thank you.
谢谢 甜心 你把我照顾得真好 Thanks, sweetie. You are taking such good care of me.
勒奈特什么时候回家 When's Lynette getting home?
披萨店一关门她就回来 As soon as she closes up the pizzeria.
那个叫里克的人在帮她吗 Is that guy Rick helping her?
他最好在帮忙 我们付了钱给他 He better be, for as much as we're paying him.
我觉得勒奈特喜欢他 I think Lynette likes him.
当然 他是个好人 工作也努力 Well, sure, he's a nice guy, hard worker.
不 我是指那种"喜欢他" No, I mean she "likes him" likes him.
为什么这么说 What makes you say that?
我就是察言观色 Just something I noticed.
晚安 爸爸 Well, good night, Daddy.
"苏珊·海恩斯沃斯太太" "Mrs. Susan Hainsworth."
天哪 我爱死这发音了 God, I love the sound of that.
还是说你想保留自己的姓 Or did you want to keep your name?
我也喜欢那个发音 Cause I love the sound of that, too.
只要我能管你叫老婆就行 As long as I get to call you my wife.
成交 Deal.
你知道我们会非常幸福的 对吧 You do realize we're going to be blissfully happy, don't you?
这可能会有点惹人厌 I mean it could actually get a bit disgusting.
人们会朝我们扔水果的 People might throw fruit.
我要去锁门 I'm gonna lock up down here.
你先上楼去暖暖床怎么样 Why don't you go upstairs and warm up the bed?
你知道我们在一起会过得很好 对吧 You do realize we're gonna be great together, don't you?
我知道 I know.
苏珊 我没想打扰你 Hey, Susan. I don't mean to bug you.
只是我还有很多话没来得及说 There's just so much I didn't get to say.
我不太擅长道别 I'm lousy at goodbyes.
无论如何 Anyway,
遇到你是我生命中最美好的事 you will always be the best thing that ever happened to me,
还有 祝你得到你应有的幸福 and, well, I hope you find the happiness you deserve.
再见 对了 我是麦克 Bye. Oh, this is Mike.
苏珊 我没想打扰你 Hey, Susan. I don't mean to bug you.
只是我还有很多话没来得及说 There's just so much I didn't get to say.
我不太擅长道别 I'm lousy at goodbyes.
无论如何 Anyway,
遇到你是我生命中最美好的事 you will always be the best thing that ever happened to me,
还有 祝你得到你应得的幸福 and, well, I hope you find the happiness you deserve.
再见 对了 我是麦克 Bye. Oh, this is Mike.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
回家 Home.
回英国 To England.
回英国 发生什么事了 To England? What's wrong?
只是...我觉得这样不行 Well, it's just...I don't think this is going to work.
什么 What?
十分钟之前我们还在制定计划 Just ten minutes ago we were making plans.
我们还在说 我们会有多幸福 You were saying how great we were gonna be.
我看到你听麦克的留言了 I saw you listening to that message from Mike.
伊恩 我做出了选择 Ian, I made my choice.
但不是因为正确的理由 But not for the right reasons.
你只是在履行一个对我定下的承诺 You're just trying to honor a promise you made to me.
不是的 That's not true.
我会忘掉他的 I will get over him.
从我认识你那天起 You've been trying to get over him,
你就在试图忘记他 as long as I've known you.
但你并不走运 不是吗 Haven't had much luck, have you?
-伊恩 我爱你 -我知道 - Ian, I love you. - I know you do.
但你爱他更多一点 不是吗 But you love him a little bit more, don't you?
我不能这样过一辈子 I can't live a life where every time
每次看到你恍惚的神情 I see you with a faraway look,
我都会想 你是不是在想他 I'll wonder if you're thinking of him.
真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你应当拥有幸福 You deserve to be happy.
我也是 And so do I.
再见 苏珊 Goodbye, Susan.
-麦克卢斯基太太 -勒奈特 - Hey, Mrs. McCluskey. - Lynette.
我们新请的保姆 Well, it turns out our new babysitter
表现不太好 isn't working out too well.
你还想再干干活吗 You feel up to another tour of duty?
你确定你想让紫藤女巫 Are you sure you want the Wisteria Witch
来帮你看孩子吗 looking after your kids?
孩子们知道你不是女巫 My kids know you're not a witch.
可惜了 没法吓他们了 Too bad. I could use the leverage.
-我们想你 -我也是 - We missed you. - Same here.
不过你得加点薪 我穷了 I'm gonna need a raise though. I'm strapped.
好 OK.
我刚刚去跟麦克卢斯基太太谈过 I just talked to Mrs. McCluskey
她要回来帮我们看孩子了 and she is gonna start looking after our kids again.
-太好了 -是啊 - That's great. - Yeah.
事实上 我最近在想 Because actually, I have been thinking,
我差不多也该回去工作了 and it is time that I got back to work.
-什么 -没错 我感觉好极了 - What? - Yeah. I'm feeling good.
也能走路了 I'm getting around better.
但是医生说你要好几个月才能痊愈 But the doctor said your recovery would take months,
这才过了六周 and it's only been six weeks.
我又不会去死命地去抗冰袋 Well, it's not like I'm gonna dead-lift a bag of ice,
至少我可以往披萨上面撒芝士 but I can sprinkle cheese on a pizza.
另外 我不想让你一个人打理餐厅 Besides, I hate making you run that place by yourself.
-我不介意 -真的 - I don't mind. - Really?
你之前说过这让你很痛苦 Before you said it was killing you.
你知道 确实是 Yeah, well, you know, it is,
我只是不想让你身体未恢复就来干活 but I just don't want you to come back before you're ready.
-说不定会再次受伤的 -我会小心 - You might re-injure yourself. - I'll be careful.
最好的是 我们终于可以摆脱里克了 The best part is, we can finally get Rick off the books.
里克 为什么我们要让他走 Rick? Why would we want to let him go?
我知道他很好 Well, I know he's been great,
但他的薪水对我们的利润有影响 but his salary's cutting into our profits.
事实上 他工作带来的收入 Actually, he is bringing in more
远远超过了他的薪水 than enough business to cover his salary.
他做的那些新菜式 I mean, with all those new dishes he's cooking,
带来不少忠实客户呢 he's got a lot of fans out there.
-是吗 -是啊 - Does he really? - Yeah.
我觉得开除他是个大错 I think firing him would be a huge mistake.
那也只是个设想 Well, it was just a thought.
别想太多 你就好好休息吧 Well, don't think so much. Just rest and get better.
这才是你该做的 That's what you need to do.
-你今天会晚归吗 -可能吧 - You gonna be late tonight? - Probably.
十点会有个大派对 We've got a big party coming in at 10:00.
所以 明早见 So, I'll just see you in the morning.
-我在家等你 -好 - I'll be here. - OK.
艾达 怎么了 Hi, Ida. What's up?
那个白痴邮递员又把咱俩的信弄混了 That idiot postman mixed up our mail again.
可怜的亨利先生 他确实看起来更糟了 Poor Mr. Henley. He does seem to be getting worse.
-谢谢你送来 -你听说麦克的事了吗 - Thanks for stopping by. - You heard about Mike?
-没有 他怎么了 -他搬走了 - No. What about him? - He moved.
搬走 什么意思 Moved? What do you mean?
莫娜·克拉克凌晨两点 胃酸不适醒了 Mona Clarke was up at 2:00 in the morning with acid reflux,
她看见他把车啊什么的都打包了 and she saw him pack his car and everything.
这不合理啊 That doesn't make sense.
麦克不可能不道别就走的 Mike wouldn't leave without saying goodbye.
可他走了 Well, he did.
据卡洛斯说 事态不妙 According to Carlos, something bad happened,
麦克只想赶快逃离这里 and Mike just wanted to get the heck out of Dodge.
真可惜 我一直很喜欢他 It's a pity. I always liked him.
八卦 只是个无伤大雅的消遣 Gossip. It's just a harmless form of recreation.
是基于流言蜚语的无聊谈资 It's careless talk that deals in polite fiction...
我想当助理经理 但很显然 I'd love to be assistant manager, but apparently
要跟斯加沃太太调情 方能得逞 you have to flirt with Mrs. Scavo to get that job.
是基于残酷事实的无端推测 It's nasty speculation that's based on not-so-polite fact.
他或许在跟伊迪约会 He may be dating Edie,
但谁都能看出来他还爱着加布 but everyone can see he's still in love with Gabby.
面对这些恶毒的传言 How do we protect ourselves
我们要如何保护自己 from the venomous sting of such idle gossip?
你就是那位把丈夫存在冰箱的女士吗 Are you the lady who kept her husband in a freezer?
最好的方法 就是说出真相 The best way is to just tell the truth.
对 就是我 可怕吧 Yep. That's me. Scary, aren't I?
然后等话题转到别人身上 And wait for people to start talking about someone else.