《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
伊恩的妻子简去世了 Ian's wife Jane passed away...
加布交了新朋友 ... Gaby made a new friend...
普通的朋友 不是女朋友 A friend friend, not a girlfriend.
证明罪证的手指 The finger of guilt...
我觉得这是个电话号码 I think it's a phone number.
将矛头指向麦克 pointed toward Mike.
他们检测了我的扳手 They tested my wrench
发现了莫妮可的血迹 and found traces of this Monique's blood.
但他仍然找不回记忆 But he still couldn't remember.
布里找到了一袋证据 Bree found a bag of evidence.
你得想个法子 You have to do something.
我们先把牙放回她家 Not until we put these back in her house.
奥森度过了良宵 Orson had a night...
-你到底想要什么 -抱孙子 - What do you want? - A grandchild.
但他宁可忘却此夜 ... he'd soon rather forget.
-你强奸了我的丈夫 -我期待着那一刻 - You raped my husband. - I could be expecting right now.
麦克·德尔非诺已经从昏迷中 It had been two months since
苏醒两个月了 Mike Delfino awakened from his coma,
他失去的记忆终于开始慢慢恢复 and the memories he had lost were finally starting to return.
他现在可以想起初次来到紫藤郡的场景 He could now recall the first time he saw Wisteria Lane...
也能勾勒出第一次见到邻居们的画面 ... and the first time he met his new neighbors...
以及首次听到苏珊·梅尔的笑声 ... and the first time he heard Susan Mayer laugh.
但他最想找回的记忆仍然无法想起 But the memory he most wanted to reclaim still eluded him.
因此他去找催眠治疗师 That's why he had gone to see a hypnotherapist,
为了寻回所有的记忆 so that he could finally remember everything.
我以为你永远不会来了 I thought you'd never get here.
抱歉 车堵得厉害 I'm sorry. The traffic was terrible.
真抱歉 Sorry about that.
我发现水管漏水之后给房东打了电话 I called my landlord when the pipe started leaking,
他推荐了你 and he recommended you.
我找不到纸简直都要抓狂了 I was so flustered I couldn't find a piece of paper.
所以我把你的电话记在了手上 I wrote your number on my hand.
没准你修完之后能帮我清洗一下 After you finish the sink maybe you'd help me wash it off.
听着 Look...
我很荣幸 但我有交往对象 I'm flattered, but I'm seeing somebody.
我也有 Me too...
但他已婚 而且我喝醉了 ...but he's married and I'm drunk.
你的S型管裂了 Your, uh, S trap is cracked.
我没有随身带来 I don't have one with me.
我得去趟五金店 I'll have to go to the hardware store.
-现在吗 很晚了 -不然水就会一直漏 - Now? It's late. - That water is gonna keep seeping,
裂缝会越来越大 cause a lot more damage.
-我一小时后回来 -我会等你的 - I'll be back in an hour. - I'll be waiting.
波利耶小姐 Miss Poulier?
我买到了管道 I, uh... got that part for the sink.
有人在吗 Hello?
怎么了 麦克 What happened, Mike?
天呐 我差点儿就记起来了 就差一点 God, I almost had it. I was so close.
差点儿记起什么 Close to what?
我回到莫妮可家的时候 When I went back to Monique's place,
还有别人在那里 Somebody else was there.
-谁 -我不知道 我记不起来了 - Who? - I don't know. I couldn't see it.
是的 还有许多事情 Yes, there were still many things
麦克·德尔非诺无法记起 Mike Delfino couldn't remember.
那你为什么笑 Then why are you smiling?
但有件最重要的事情 他想起来了 But he'd finally remembered the most important thing of all.
因为现在我知道 她不是我杀的了 'Cause now I know I didn't kill her.
早晨6点钟 It was 6:00 in the morning,
布里·霍吉陷入进退两难的窘境 and Bree Hodge was faced with a dilemma
这一窘境是所有的主妇都熟知的 familiar to countless housewives.
她应该叫醒她的丈夫 Should she wake her husband to discuss recent events
来讨论萦绕在心中的烦恼 that were weighing heavily on her mind?
还是让丈夫继续他的美梦呢 Or should she let him continue to get the rest he needed?
布里理所当然作出了选择 Bree made the obvious choice.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
但你已经昏迷了10小时 咱们得谈谈 But you've been out cold for 10 hours and we need to talk.
我记得喝了苏格兰威士忌 I remember drinking the Scotch,
然后阿尔玛突然站起来 and then Alma suddenly sitting up.
但是之后发生了什么 都不记得了 But after that... nothing.
亲爱的 我不知道怎么告诉你 Oh, dear. I'm not sure how to tell you this,
但是阿尔玛把你弄晕之后 but after Alma knocked you out,
她侵犯了你 she assaulted you.
-哪里 -性侵犯 - Where? - Sexually.
-她跟你发生了性关系 -这不可能 - She had sex with you. - That's impossible.
你喝的酒里掺了壮阳药 Your drink was laced with pills for... erectile dysfunction.
但是我都不省人事了 But I was dead to the world.
不 亲爱的 你只是上身不省人事了 No, dear, you were dead to the waist.
我在无意识的状态下跟阿尔玛做爱了吗 I had sex with Alma and I wasn't even conscious?
咱们的婚姻多难忘啊 How reminiscent of our marriage.
好了 这不是笑话 OK, this is no joke.
她强奸了你而且你妈妈是帮凶 She raped you and your mother helped.
咱们穿好衣服就去警察局 After we dress we're going to the police.
-我不去 -奥森 我知道你很难为情 - I can't do that. - Orson, I know you're embarrassed,
但是她们这是犯罪 but what they did to you was a crime.
我不去警察局 现在不行 以后也不行 I can't go to the police. Not now, not ever.
奥森 你的前妻是有凶杀倾向的强奸犯 Orson! Your ex-wife is a homicidal rapist,
英国作家罗伯特.格雷夫斯的小说 讲述一位罗马残疾暴君的一生
而你妈简直就在诠释《我,克劳迪斯》 and your mother is straight out of I, Claudius.
为什么你要逃避她们 Why do you refuse to deal with them?
我想是时候向你全盘托出 I think it's time I told you about the night
莫妮可·波利耶的死亡之夜了 Monique Poulier died.
-你觉得这件怎么样 -非常性感 - What do you think of this one? - Pretty sexy.
你觉得去参加男友前妻的葬礼 Is sexy what you're going for at the funeral
穿得性感合适吗 of your boyfriend's wife?
说得对 我接着找 You're right. I'll keep looking.
你为什么要去呢 不会尴尬吗 Why are you even going? Won't it be weird?
不会的 伊恩想让我在场 No, it'll be fine. Ian wants me there.
是啊 但是那里都是简的朋友和家人 Yeah, but it'll be all of Jane's friends and family,
你会成为不速之客 and you'll be the other woman who swooped in...
是的 是会很尴尬 但葬礼不是为了我 OK, yes, it'll be weird, but it's not about me.
葬礼的主角是简和伊恩 This is about Jane and Ian.
我穿这件怎么样 What if I wear this one?
那葬礼的主角就变成简 伊恩和你的胸 Then it'll be about Jane, Ian and your boobs.
我必须得买些低调的衣服了 I have got to get more depressing clothes.
好吧 我在葬礼上保持低调就好了 OK, I just need to keep a low profile through the memorial.
因为一旦我熬过了这次 'Cause once I get through this,
伊恩就能把我以女友的身份正式介绍给他人了 Ian can officially introduce me as his girlfriend,
而我们的关系就终于从通奸变成正常的恋情了 and we'll finally be a normal, non-adulterous couple.
-这件你觉得怎么样 -端庄 矜持 - What does this one say to you? - Modest, reserved,
而且绝不是在跟死者的丈夫交往 and definitely not dating the dead lady's husband.
成交 Sold.
我不会给你浴巾当生日礼物的 I'm not gonna get you towels for your birthday.
咱们去看珠宝 Let's go to the jewelry department.
不 扎克 No, Zach.
我只接受准备和他上床的人送的珠宝 I only accept jewelry from men I plan on sleeping with.
好吧 那我能买什么 Well, OK, so where does that leave me?
你可以给我买马桶套 You can buy me that toilet seat cover.
好吧 我 我们只是普通朋友 Fine. I... We're just friends.
过生日我请你吃顿晚饭总可以吧 Can I at least take you out for a birthday dinner?
我不会庆祝的 我已经31了 There will be no celebration. I'm turning 31.
我是个30多岁的单身女人 I'm a single woman in her thirties.
我现在得开始订阅《猫迷》 I now have to subscribe to Cat Fancy.
北美地区著名关于养猫的杂志
这是规律 It's the law.
年龄只是个数字 没什么意义 Age is just a number. It doesn't mean anything.
对我来说有意义 It means something to me.
这个年龄单身 非常痛苦 Being alone at this age, it's... hard,
而且还会变得更痛苦 我很沮丧 and it's only gonna get harder. I'm so depressed.
让我给你买辆车吧 Let me buy you a car.
不 谢了 No thanks.
但我确实需要个装液体皂的容器 But I do need a liquid soap dispenser.
去吧 Go.
你好 Hello.
对不起 我无意打扰你 Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to disturb you.
我只是想知道这张床 I was just trying to see whether or not
是特大号 还是超长特大号 this was a regular king or a California king.
我觉得是特大号 超长特大号比这个长很多 I think it's a regular. California kings are much longer.
你爱人很高吗 Is your wife particularly tall?
我 我还没有结婚 Oh, I'm, uh... I'm not married.
怎么不试试呢 Oh. Why don't you try it out.
没关系 我可以等你下来 It's OK. I can wait until you get off.
英语中"Get off"也有"高潮"的意思
你也上床来 高潮会来得快一点儿 That'll happen a lot faster if you just hop on board.
什么意思 I'm sorry?
我刚说了个色情笑话 It was a shameless sex joke.
我在跟你调情呢 I was flirting with you.
是这样啊 Oh! Right.
抱歉 我有点儿迟钝 Sorry, I can be a little dense.
-咱们能重来吗 -不 意境让你抹杀了 - Can we start over? - No. Moment's gone. You killed it.
你知道吗 我今天还有点儿急事儿 You know, I'm in a bit of a hurry,
但也许咱们可以再找个时间见面 but maybe we can try this again sometime.
-也许 -抱歉拖了很久 - It could happen. - Hey. Sorry it took so long.
-杨先生 -你认识我"朋友"吗 扎克 - Mr. Young? - Oh, you know my "friend" Zach?
-不 我想我不认识 -我是鲁克·柏图 - No, I don't think so. - I'm Luke... Purdue.
我在你律师团工作 I'm on your legal team.
正接手霍尔沃森的项目 I'm taking point on the Halverson deal.
是的 对的 Yeah, right.
再一次 很高兴见到你 Again, it was nice meeting you.
先生 Sir.
真怪 That was really weird.
我都不认识这个人 但他居然为我工作 I don't even know the guy, and he works for me.
我也觉得很好 Works for me, too.
-布里 -请不要碰我 - Bree... - Please don't touch me.
你一直都说想要真相 All this time you've said you wanted the truth.
那是因为我不知道真相是什么 That's before I knew what it was.
你看 这就是为何我想保护你远离这件事 You see, that's why I've tried to protect you from this.
是啊 但你不光是为了保护我 对吗 Yeah, but you weren't just trying to protect me, were you?
-你想让我怎么做 -帮麦克洗清罪过 - What do you want me to do? - Exonerate Mike.
你怎么能眼睁睁 How could you stand by
让一个无辜的人当替罪羊呢 and let an innocent man be dragged off to prison?
你觉得我不感到愧疚吗 You think I haven't felt terrible?
倘若他没有被一个疯子 Unless after he'd been in a coma because
撞成昏迷呢 some lunatic ran him over.
他今年是很不顺 我想帮助麦克 He has had a rough year. I want to help Mike.
我要怎么帮他才能不让自己牵连进去呢 How do I do that without implicating myself?
我可能会坐牢的 I could go to jail.
我不在乎你是不是会坐牢 I don't care if you go to jail.
你干了可怕的事 你就必须得负责任 You have done a horrible thing and you have to make it right.
我是认真的 奥森 I mean it, Orson.
如果你不这么做 我会的 If you don't fix this, I will.
看来我无理争辩了 Well, I guess I'm in no position to argue.
没错 No, you're not.
-早上好 安德鲁 -你好 奥森 - Morning, Andrew. - Hey, Orson.
我来问问你们要不要咖啡 I was just gonna ask if you guys wanted some coffee.
这样啊 谢谢 我正好想来点 Oh, yeah, thanks. I could use some.
度过这漫长的一天 It's gonna be a long day.
-谢谢你 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thanks.
谢谢 Thank you.
妈 Mom!
还有一个小时就要吃晚餐了 别坏了规矩 Dinner is in an hour. You know the rules.
你也是 And so do you.
我知道 可他对我卖萌 I know, I know, but he gave me the face.
你动容了 你以为你是新手啊 You fell for the face. What are you, a rookie?
好吧 你说得没错 OK, you're right.
抱歉了 伙计 你妈是老大 Sorry, buddy. Mom's the boss.
毫无感觉 I feel nothing.
你好啊 勒奈特 汤姆 Hi, Lynette. Hey, Tom.
餐厅怎么样了 How's the restaurant coming?
准备好盛大开业了吗 Ready for the big opening?
差不多了 给你一张优惠券 Oh, we're getting there. Let me give you a coupon.
中大号披萨 免费加料 Free extra topping on any medium or large.
太好了 How nice.
知道更好的吗 But you know what would be even nicer?
雇我侄子去你店里 Hire my nephew to work for you.
那个... 优惠券本周内都有效 You know, the coupon's good all week.
听着 我不知道你听说了奥斯丁的什么谣言 Look, I don't know what lies you've heard about Austin.
可你不能轻信那些恶毒的谣言 You can't be listening to vicious gossip.
我听说他因伤人而被抓了 I heard he got arrested for beating some guy up.
好吧 这是事实 OK, that one's pretty accurate.
伊迪 人已经招满了 Edie, I'm all staffed up.
拜托 帮个忙吧 Oh, come on, help me out.
真的 自从朱莉甩了他 Seriously. Ever since Julie dumped him
他就郁郁寡欢 快把我逼疯了 he's been depressed and mopey. He's driving me crazy.
求你了 随便什么烂活都行 Please! Any crappy job you got.
我想后厨还可以用个人 I guess I could use an extra guy in back.
明早八点 带他过来 Have him there tomorrow, 8:00 in the morning.
谢谢 太感谢了 Thank you. Thank you so, so much.
伊迪 你忘拿优惠券了 Edie, you forgot your coupon.
拜托 汤姆 Oh, Tom, please.
你又不是没偷瞄我的屁股 You've checked out my butt enough times
我可不吃披萨 to know I don't eat pizza.
-扎克 -听我说 - Zach. - I know.
你说你想独自过生日 You said you wanted to be alone for your birthday,
但这也太傻了 but that's just dumb.
-所以我想带你出去玩 -你真好 可我... - So I'm gonna take you out. - Oh, that's so sweet, but I...
没事 就当作 Don't worry. It's gonna be
朋友之间互相陪伴嘛 one friend keeping another friend company.
不是情侣间的约会 It's not gonna be a date.
鲁克还有20分钟就要到了 Luke's gonna be here in 20 minutes,
我和他要去约会 and that kind of will be a date.
鲁克 Luke?
-我的那位律师吗 -是啊 - My lawyer guy? - Yeah.
没问题吧 That isn't a problem, is it?
朋友间就应如此 'Cause this is what friends do,
互相聊聊约会对象 they talk about each other's dates.
我没事 No, I'm cool.
玩得开心 我不影响你梳妆打扮了 Have a great time. Uh, I'm gonna get out of your hair.
你觉得他真心喜欢你吗 So you think this guy's really into you?
他在卖床的地方看上我的 Well, he seemed to like me in the mattress department,
希望我也能看上他的床上功夫 so here's hoping I like him in the mattress department.
怎么了 朋友间可以聊这些的 What? Friends say these things.
奥森 Orson.
好家伙 我挺幸运的 Oh, well, I'm in luck.
女巫组合都在呢 The whole coven is here.
我过来是想说声谢谢 I just stopped by to say thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
我买了验孕棒 不过现在测还早 I bought a pregnancy test, but it's too soon to take it.
我不是说咱俩上床 I wasn't talking about the sex,
还要对我妈脱帽致敬 though hats off, Mother,
串通她强奸我 for colluding in my rape.
我们能互相制造惊喜 真是太妙了 I think it's great that we can still surprise each other.
我想说的是 你们对我和布里的影响 No, I was talking more about what you did for me and Bree.
我做了什么 What did I do?
你的小伎俩让她愤怒至极 Your little stunt made her so angry
她建议我们去报警 she demanded we go to the police.
她逼我的 She forced my hand.
-所以我什么都告诉她了 -所有事吗 - So I told her everything. - Everything?
太不明智了 That is rather unwise.
我直面内心深处的恐惧 I faced my worst fear,
甚至以为我的婚姻就要结束了 the moment I felt sure would end my marriage,
但结果呢 并没有 and guess what? It didn't.
-她原谅你了 -没有完全原谅 - She forgave you? - Not entirely.
暂时而已 她会回心转意的 Not yet. But she'll come around.
好消息是 The good news is
几个月的恐惧 害怕被揭发 the months of dread, the fear of discovery,
都结束了 that's all over.
所以谢谢你们 So thank you.
再见了 And goodbye.
等等 我有可能怀上你的孩子了 Wait! I could be carrying your child.
就算你怀上了我们家的七胞胎 我也不在乎 I don't care if you've got the Hodge septuplets in there.
我跟定布里了 I'm sticking with Bree.
他为什么总把事情变得这么复杂 Why must he make everything so difficult?
地拖好了 Uh, floor's done.
我说过 我想让地板和你们家一样亮 I told you I wanted this floor to sparkle like your mom's.
你觉得这地板看着像"布里式"干净吗 Now does this floor look "Bree Hodge clean" to you?
不是 看着像"安德鲁式"干净 Uh, no. Looks "Andrew Van de Kamp clean."
而你的口气挺"布里式"的 But your disappointment in me is very Bree Hodge.
口无遮拦 罚你陪我倒垃圾 OK, just for that, you get to help me take out the trash.
我知道你觉得我很严 I know you think I'm being a hardass,
但我只想更加专业一点 but I'm just looking for a basic level of professionalism.
奥斯丁 怎么回事 Austin? What the hell's going on here?
和外卖聊天呢 Just talking to the delivery guy.
他哪去了 Hey, where'd he go?
你吸大麻了 Are you high?
只吸了... Only...
一整根 Totally.
-奥斯丁 -伙计 你惨了 - Austin! - Dude, not smart.
但我有苦衷的 说给你听 But I have good reason, and when you hear it
你就不会对我摆臭脸了 you're not gonna make that face anymore.
朱莉·梅尔把我甩了 Julie Mayer dumped me
我非常... 非常不开心 and I'm very... very upset.
你怎么还是一副臭脸 Your face is not changing.
收拾东西 Get your stuff,
离开餐厅 你被炒了 快走 get the hell out of my restaurant. You're fired. Go on.
现在地板看起来干净多了 对吧 The floor's looking pretty clean right now, isn't it?
你说他会回心转意 You said he'd come back to me.
你说他还是打心底里爱我的 You said deep down he still loves me.
今天你看到了 他恨死我了 You heard him today, he hates me.
强扭的瓜不甜 You ravished him against his will.
短期内 他必然很难对付 He's bound to be touchy in the short run.
我来对付奥森 你养好胎 I'll handle Orson, you just worry about the baby.
他说他不在乎 He said he doesn't care.
他现在说不在乎 He says that now,
但他不会丢下亲生骨肉不管的 but he will not abandon his own flesh and blood.
你也是他的血亲啊 You're his flesh and blood.
可他送你进养老院了 He put you in a home.
我通常不会建议孕妇这么做 You know, I usually don't say this to expectant mothers,
但拜托 喝杯酒放放松吧 but for God's sake have a Scotch.
我干脆报警得了 I should just call the police.
-什么 -我知道他做的好事 - What? - I know what he did.
如果他不爱我了 我为什么要护着他 If he's never gonna love me, why should I protect him?
我宁愿看他坐牢 I'd rather see him in jail
也不愿看他和风韵犹存的荡妇生活 than playing house with Tammy Tight-ass.
省省吧 阿尔玛 Knock it off, Alma.
我会让奥森回心转意的 I will make Orson come around.
我不再相信你了 I don't believe you anymore.
她已经用魔爪把他抓牢了 She's got her claws in him and she's not letting go.
别把话说死 Don't be so sure.
我昨晚偷看了他们 I was looking over at their house last night,
我看到了 and I saw something
非常有趣的一幕 very... curious.
什么 What?
下面看不着 You can't see it down here.
得去楼上看 We need to be up higher.
你在这儿能看到什么 How can you see anything from here?
连一扇窗都没有 There's not even a window.
葛罗莉娅 Gloria?
葛罗莉娅 Gloria!
冷静点 亲爱的 Just calm down, sweetheart.
-葛罗莉娅 放我出去 -紧张对胎儿不好 - Gloria, let me out! - Stress isn't good for the baby.
你干嘛 What are you doing?
葛罗莉娅 Gloria!
-你还好吧 -好些了 你也在这儿了 - So how are you holding up? - Better, now that you're here.
别 我不想太引人注目 Oh! No, I want to, um, keep a low profile.
我今天亲了无数人了 I've kissed a hundred lips today.
我保证 如果不亲你会更奇怪的 I assure you, it would look more conspicuous if I didn't.
行了 可以了 OK, that's enough.
伊恩 你肯定心都碎了 Ian. Oh! You must be shattered.
-反正我是如此 -琳 谢谢你抽空赶来 - I know I am. - Thanks for coming, Lynn.
知道吗 简以前老是开你我的玩笑 You know, Jane used to kid me about you.
-是吗 -她说 "琳 - Did she? - She'd say, "Lynn,
如果我万一哪天不测 你就嫁给伊恩吧 if anything ever happens to me, I want you to marry Ian.
你这么严厉 You're pushy.
或许能让他把袜子收好" Maybe you could get him to pick up his socks."
真的 如果你需要找人聊聊 我随时奉陪 Listen, um, if you ever need to talk, I'm here.
或者来我家吃顿饭过夜也行 Why don't you stop over some night for a home-cooked meal?
你人太好了 Oh, that's very kind of you,
但我从不敢这么想 but I wouldn't dream of putting you out.
我可不想听你说不 Well, I won't take no for an answer.
你有我的电话吗 Have you got my number?
没有才怪 I sure as hell do.
肯定能在简的电话簿里找到 Well, I'm sure I'll find it in Jane's phone book.
我直接给你吧 以防万一 Let me give it to you, just in case.
随时打给我哦 Call any time.
小心点 Watch yourself.
我就是去修水管 So I was there on a plumbing job.
这下说通了 我怎么会去杀她呢 It makes complete sense. I had no reason to want her dead.
我还以为是你冲动了 I always thought hypnotherapy was a bunch of bull.
但不是 But damn.
这回算是大突破 你没有杀人 This is huge, man. You didn't kill anyone.
凶手一定是戴着黄手套的那家伙 The murderer has to be this yellow gloves guy.
对 但无论我怎么集中精神 Yeah, but no matter how much I concentrate,
我始终看不清那张脸 I still can't see a face.
你会的 你看看事态的进展 Ah, you will. Look at the progress that you've made so far.
你总会找到凶手的 You're gonna find this guy,
然后把他缴送进警局 and then you're gonna hand his ass over to the cops.
对 一定 Yeah. Something like that.
嗨 伙计们 Hey, guys.
伊恩看上去似乎还扛得住呢 Well, Ian seems to be holding up.
假象罢了 他可伤心了 It's just a mask. The man is devastated.
明天晚上 Tomorrow night,
我打算到他家为他下厨 I'm gonna swing by his place to offer him a casserole
顺便借个肩膀给他哭泣 and a shoulder to cry on.
是不是准备穿一件性感吊带衫 Will that shoulder be wearing a spaghetti strap
配上香奈儿5号香水 and Chanel No. 5?
你真懂我 You know me so well.
看看那个可人儿 Oh! Look at him.
即使肃穆深沉 都叫人蠢蠢欲动 Even in mourning the man is scrumptious.
抱歉 偷听你们谈话 I'm sorry for eavesdropping,
不过 你们不觉得 but don't you think
在这种场合讨论这个话题不大合适吗 your conversation is a little inappropriate?
我是说 我们来这里是为了悼念故人 I mean, we're here to grieve,
而非寻欢作乐 not cruise.
抱歉 请问你是 I'm sorry, and you are...?
苏珊·梅尔 Susan Mayer.
我是这家人的朋友 I'm... a friend of the family.
那你肯定了解伊恩他如今有多寂寞 Then you know how lonely Ian's been.
我愿意弥补他的空虚 And if I want to do something about that,
你管不着 it's no business of yours.
我不想让你很尴尬 Look, just to save you the embarrassment,
但伊恩已经心有所属了 Ian's seeing someone.
谁 Who?
我无意多加透露 I'm not at liberty to say.
考虑到现在这个特殊时期 Under the circumstances,
他们选择不予公开 they'd prefer to keep it quiet.
我才不信 如果真有外人插足 I don't believe it. If there were some bimbo in the picture,
我肯定有所耳闻了 I'd have heard about it.
依我看 他是任人垂涎的大肥肉呢 As far as I'm concerned, he's free meat.
好吧 是我 OK, it's me.
什么 What?
我就是那个女人 他是我的肉 I'm the bimbo. He's my meat.
我承认 我只是想澄清一下事实 All righty. I just wanted to clear that up.
我想换个视角更好的座位 And now I'm going to go find myself a seat
失陪了 with a better view.
这是你们的雇约合同 Here are your W-4s.
请大家签个字 Please sign them
然后尽快交到我这里 and get them back to me as soon as possible.
并且 我还需要一份 你好啊 Also, I'm gonna need a copy... Hi.
你们驾驶执照的复印件 ...of your driver's license.
-奥斯丁 -是 - Austin? - Yeah.
你怎么还在这儿 我已经解雇你了 What are you doing here? I fired you.
斯加沃先生又把我聘回来了 Well, Mr. Scavo gave me my job back.
你又聘他了 You hired him back?
他有告诉你他上班时嗑药的光荣历史吗 Did he tell you he was stoned on the job?
提过 我告诉他如果再犯直接走人 Yeah, and he knows if he does it again he is out of here.
我不知道你和他说了什么花言巧语 Look, I don't know what kind of hustle you pulled on him.
但我不吃你这套 It won't work on me.
勒奈特 Lynette.
不行 我已经炒了他 No. I fired him.
总之你不能再回来了 And you are gonna stay fired.
宝贝 能过来聊几句吗 Honey, can I see you in the back for a sec?
你干嘛呢 What the hell are you doing,
当着员工的面对我这么不留情面 talking to me like that in front of my staff?
抱歉 但是你先完全无视我的 Sorry, but you totally blindsided me out there.
不是 是你根本不把我放眼里 No, I was the one who was blindsided.
你根本不愿听听我的理由 You just went off me without hearing what my reasons were.
很抱歉 那你说呗 Well, I'm sorry. Let's hear them.
你为什么把那个瘾君子又找回来 What are your reasons for bringing back Joe Bong-Hit?
要是你别用这种语气 I'll tell you if you drop that tone
还摆个臭脸 我就告诉你 and stop making that face.
什么呀 What is...?
这是个商业决策 This was a business decision.
你之前没意识到 In case you hadn't noticed,
直到那个女侍应提醒我之前 我也不知道 and I hadn't until the waitresses pointed it out to me
奥斯丁人缘极好 Austin is hot.
他将把美景镇中学所有的女生 He'll bring in every girl from Fairview High
以及一半的合唱团男生都召集过来 and half the boys' chorus.
而且 伊迪打算把我们的产品 What's more,Edie is gonna include our menu
作为赠送新住户的欢迎礼包 in the welcome packet she gives to new homeowners.
要是我们炒了她外甥 I'm not sure she'd feel so generous
她就不会那么大方了 if we fired her nephew.
-你能明白我的苦心了吗 -能 - Those reasons working for you? - Yeah.
我只是希望你能在找他回来之前就告诉我 I just wish you'd told me before you rehired him.
我可是经理啊 I mean, I am the manager.
没错 Right.
但我才是老板 But I'm the boss.
恩 也许是吧 Well, kinda.
不 没有什么"也许" No, no, not "kind of."
我是真真正正的老板 Really. I'm the boss.
你在跟我摆谱吗 You're pulling rank on me?
你看 咱家是你说了算 Look, at home, you get to be in charge.
你决定怎么教育孩子 买什么车 You decide how we discipline the boys, what car we buy...
一切的一切 Everything.
我有问你意见啊 I consult you.
是啊 一旦我的意见与你相左 你就无视我 Sure! And if you disagree, you ignore me.
每次我回家 Look, when I go home,
我都会在进门前调整好自己的角色 basically, I check my balls at the door.
这挺好的 收效颇丰 And that's fine. It works.
但工作上 我希望你在进这扇门前 But for this to work, when you walk through that door,
也把握好自己的分寸 you gotta check yours.
那好 OK.
你说真的 Really?
是的 这里是你的梦想王国 Really. This place is your dream,
我已准备好了 so... consider them checked.
非常感谢 我还需要你帮我个忙 Thanks. Now I need you to do just one more thing.
悉听尊便 老板 Whatever you say, boss.
我不管你是否考虑过全局利益最大化 I don't care if you think you know what's best.
你没考虑 但我必须考虑 You don't, I do, because
谁叫我是老板呢 I'm the boss,
老板的意志代表着一切 and what I say goes.
够了 把那个给我 That's it. Give it to me.
所以我作出的决策便即刻生效 So when I make a decision it stays made,
你听到了吗 勒奈特 you got that, Lynette?
-是的 够了啊 -再来一次嘛 - Yes, sir. Enough.- Just one more.
要是我想问你意见 我自然会问 And if I want your opinion, I'll ask for it!
但我不会那么做 But I probably won't,
因为我才是老板 大家都听清了吗 because I'm the boss. Are we clear?
别给点颜色开染坊 要不然我翻脸了 Seriously stop or I will hurt you.
好了 该说的都说了 OK, I made my point.
如有事找我 我就在后面 喝杯啤酒 Anybody needs me, I'll be in the back, drinking a beer.
真好吃 This is delicious.
别吃得太饱 给甜点留点空间 Don't get too full. You have to leave room for dessert.
是吗 什么甜点 Oh? What are we having?
待会上楼你就知道了 Well, let's just say it's going to be served upstairs
姑且说成奶泡吧 and involves whipped cream.
是布丁吗 Is it pudding?
不是 No.
原来你在引诱我呢 Oh. You're flirting.
要不再来一次 我肯定立马会意 Do it again, I swear I'll get it.
无所谓啦 要来点咖啡吗 That's OK. Do you want some coffee?
你吃定我想喝咖啡 You bet I want coffee.
美味可口 香醇火热 Nice and hot and...
赶紧把汤喝完 我们直奔主题 Just finish your soup and we'll get naked.
不好意思 打扰你一下 索利斯夫人 Sorry to bother you, Mrs. Solis.
我是卢克的手下 他现在有空吗 I work with Luke. Is he available?
查尔斯 你来干嘛 Charles? What are you doing here?
霍尔沃森合同上有几页你忘记签了 You forgot to initial some pages on the Halverson contract.
就不能缓缓吗 Can't this wait?
东京市场已经开盘了 Market's already open in Tokyo.
你们继续吧 我去倒点酒来 Go ahead. I'm gonna open some more wine.
加布丽尔是我的 若与她上床你就被解雇了 快离开 但别做得太明显
杨先生希望您能理解最后那几项 Mr. Young wants to make sure you understand that last part.
您懂吗 Do you?
恩 Yeah.
我了解 I get it.
当我们悼念简时 So when we think of Jane,
让我们铭记她的善心 let us remember her kind heart
与仁爱 and her loving spirit.
现在 在座各位有人愿意 And now, if there's someone who'd like to
与大家分享一段与逝者的特别往事吗 share a special memory of our dear friend...
我来 I would.
大家好 我是琳·迪恩 Hi, I'm Lynn Dean.
简跟我是女生联谊会的好姐妹 Jane and I were sorority sisters.
如果她在这里 肯定会叫我唱祷歌的 If she were here, she'd make me sing our pledge song,
但我觉得这一天已经够苦痛的了 but I think there's already been enough grief for one day.
我能体会到伊恩的守灵生活 Now, I know how badly we've all felt for Ian
有多么煎熬 during his long, lonely vigil.
不过我确信大家将会如我一样高兴地得知 So I'm sure you'll be as happy as I was to learn
他的守灵生活不再难过 his vigil wasn't quite so lonely after all.
敬爱的主啊 Oh, dear God.
不 他找到一位温柔 善解人意的女士 No, he found a warm, caring woman
帮他分担一切 to share his burden...
所有的一切 ...and so much else.
也许有人会觉得她今天出席葬礼 Some people might find the fact that she's here today
并不合适 inappropriate,
但我觉得她很有勇气 but I think she's a hero.
她敢于直面 She dared to brave the scorn
大家对她寡廉鲜耻行径的异议 of those who might find her actions questionable
和道德的谴责 or even unsavory.
我原本想请她起立 Oh,I was gonna ask her to stand,
不过她自己已经起身了 but I see she already has.
苏珊·梅尔 给大家打个招呼 Susan Mayer, say hello.
大家好 Hey.
貌似某人有点迫不及待啊 Guess someone's in a hurry to get on with the evening.
对 Yeah.
好了 我得走了 Well, I should go.
-什么 -霍尔沃森那单生意还有一大堆事情等着我 - What?- I have a lot more work to do on that Halverson deal.
-抱歉 -就不能用完甜点再走吗 - Sorry.- But can't it wait till after dessert?
我是说 做爱 And by dessert I mean sex.
-你是个明白人 对吧 -很遗憾 - You are clear on that, right?- Painfully.
我的饭碗现在岌岌可危 完全没得选啊 My job's at stake here. I really don't have much of a choice.
你其实有很多备选项的 I think you've got lots of choices.
比方说这个 Here's one of 'em.
-你好 -你他妈干嘛呢 - Hello? - What do you think you're doing?
-什么 -我给你下达指示 - What? - I gave you an order
以为你会按我说的做 and I expect you to follow it.
赶快给我离开那里 Now get out of there.
我正努力离开 老板 I'm trying, sir.
只是遇到一点阻力 I'm meeting some resistance to the plan we've agreed on.
也就是说她不让你走咯 那好 OK, she's not letting you leave? That's fine.
你就这么说 Here's what I want you to say.
好的 我试试 OK, I'll give it a shot, sir.
-办公室打来的吗 -对 他们 - Is that your office? - Yeah, they, uh...
他们没我不行 They really need me over there.
那好 完事之后赶紧回来 我等你 OK. So... come back when you're done. I'll wait up.
我不能 我真的不能这么做 I can't. No, I really can't.
你到底怎么了 What is with you?
一小时前你还对我倾慕有加 An hour ago you were really into me,
现在转眼就不理不睬了 and now you can't get out fast enough!
好吧 要听实话吗 OK. Truth?
我原以为我可以 但不行 I thought I could do this, but I can't.
你不是我中意的那一型 I'm just not attracted to you.
-我当然是 -不是 - Of course you are! - No, see...
我只喜欢20来岁的小女生 I really only date women in their twenties.
-什么 -抱歉 - What? - Sorry.
你年纪太大了 You're too old for me.
老娘手脚还很敏捷 对吧 I still got a lot of kick for an old broad, don't I?
妈妈 Mom?
妈妈 妈妈 你怎么了 Mom! Mom, are you all right?
别动她 她可能骨折了 Don't move her. She might have broken something.
我们需要一辆救护车 Yes, we need an ambulance, please,
紫藤郡4354号 at 4354 Wisteria Lane.
我妻子摔得很严重 请快点 My wife's had a bad fall. Please hurry.
这是什么 What the hell is this?
霍吉太太很幸运 Mrs. Hodge was very lucky.
只是轻微脑震荡 She only suffered a slight concussion.
如果你们还有什么问题 If you have any more questions
可以待会儿问医生 the doctor should be back soon.
谢谢你 Thank you.
感谢上帝 我真担心 Thank God, I was so worried.
是啊 我猜一定是 Yeah, I'll bet.
你什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
我昨天听见你们俩的谈话了 I heard you two yesterday.
说是你要进监狱什么的 All that stuff about you maybe going to jail.
那跟你无关 That's none of your business,
但如果你觉得是我让布里摔倒的 but if you think I had anything to do with Bree falling...
我才不傻呢 I'm not stupid.
我知道警察一直为那个女尸的案子调查你 I know the cops've been all over you about that dead woman.
妈妈说要么你自己解决 要么她出马 And Mom said for you to fix it or she would.
可是你怎么解决这事 Is this accident how you fixed it?
你担心你妈妈 我懂 You're upset, I get it...
不 你不懂 No, no, you don't get it.
我妈妈去年不是无缘无故就把我扔在街边的 There's a reason my mom put me out on the street last year.
你从未见到过他 You've never met that guy.
你从未见过邪恶的安德鲁 You've never met Bad Andrew.
但若你伤害了我妈 那有你好看的 But hurt my mom, and you will.
我爱你妈妈 I love your mother.
为了保护她 我愿意牺牲一切 I'm gonna do everything I can to protect her.
我也会 Yeah, so am I.
你好 我是布里·霍吉的儿子 Hi, I'm Bree Hodge's son.
那边那个人 是她丈夫 You see that guy right there? That's her husband.
任何情况下 都不要让他与她独处 Do not, under any circumstances, let him be alone with her.
为什么 Why?
因为正是他把她弄成这个样子的 Because it's his fault she's in here.
他是个危险人物 He's a dangerous guy.
我警告你 她要是有什么意外 I've warned you. Anything happens to her,
你也脱不了干系 you're liable.
晚安 爸爸 Good night, Dad.
你在家啊 Oh, you're home.
我还以为你还在外面跟人约会呢 I thought you're still out on your date.
结束了 你来干嘛 Date's over. What do you want?
我琢磨着 既然不能请你出去庆生 I thought since I can't take you out for your birthday,
索性留份礼物吧 I'd leave you a present.
别担心 这礼不贵重的 Don't worry, it's not expensive.
扎克 Aw, Zach!
约会感觉怎样 So how'd your date go?
他说疯话吧 你一点也不老 Is he crazy? You're not old.
你都没看见我试着吻他时他那表情 You did not see the look on his face when I tried to kiss him.
像是闻到过期牛奶一样 It was like he was sniffing expired milk.
太荒谬了 你这么美 That's ridiculous. You're gorgeous.
一年比一年好看 And you're just gonna get prettier every year.
你嘴真甜 不过谎话连篇 That's so sweet... but it's a lie.
岁月不饶人的 Every tick of the clock takes away something.
扎克 要是我的美丽不在了 Zach, what am I gonna do
我该怎么办啊 when I'm not pretty anymore?
没有的事 It's never gonna happen.
我小睡一下 好吗 就一下下 I'm gonna take a little nap, OK? Just for a minute.
你愿意睡多久就睡多久 Take as long as you'd like.
苏珊 我到处找你 Susan, I've looked everywhere for you.
就是没想到你会在 I didn't think to start with the, um
防腐间 ...embalming room.
是啊 我惶惶不可终夜 Yeah, I'll be having night terrors from now on...
我罪有应得 ...which I deserve.
听我说 没人会对你评头论足 Look, no one is judging you.
要是有的话 If anything,
也是针对那个邪恶的琳的 they're judging that dreadful Lynn.
真谢谢你把她撵走了 I should be thanking you for driving her away.
一天到晚拿主说事 一身蒜味 Usually takes a crucifix and some garlic.
对不起 我把简的葬礼给搞砸了 I'm so sorry I ruined Jane's funeral.
-不 错不在你 -是我的错 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did.
-只是 -什么 - It's just... - What?
我本以为我们共同经历过悲痛的日子之后 I thought after we got through this really painful day,
一切都会好起来 things would start to get better.
我以为可以成为你生活的一部分 I thought I could be more a part of your world.
但如今你的亲友都把我视为 Now all your friends and family are gonna think of me
简葬礼上的那个疯女人 as the crazy lady from Jane's funeral.
上帝啊 伊恩 得了 Oh, God. Oh, Ian... OK.
你别在这里待着了 This is not supposed to be about me.
你应该到楼上 You should be upstairs...
与众人道别 ...to say goodbye.
我就藏在这里陪伴着死尸 I'm just gonna hide out here with the departed
直到所有人都离开 until everybody leaves.
不 No.
别藏了 我们已经隐藏得太久了 No more hiding.We've been doing it far too long.
你不必为此感到羞耻 You have nothing to be ashamed of.
是你伴我走过人生中最艰难的那一段 You helped me through the most difficult part of my life.
我爱你 我想与你共度余生 I love you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
我要娶你 I want to marry you.
伊恩 你这是在跟我求婚吗 Ian, are you proposing to me?
我猜 也许 我 Well... I guess, maybe, I...
-我是的 -天啊 - I am. - Whoa!
在你继续之前 Before you say another word...
看看两旁 ...take a look around.
好吧 Oh. Right.
我从未仔细想象过这一时刻 I hadn't really thought a lot about this moment,
但当我预想时 but when I did...
从未料到我们会在一片血腥之中进行 the table we were at didn't have a blood gutter.
要我重新找个 Then may I reopen the subject
更合适的时间跟地点再来一次吗 at a more opportune time and place?
我愿意 Yes.
我接受你的求婚 I accept your proposal to propose.
能走了吗 Shall we?
现在我要你仔细回想 Now I want you to dig deep.
如果感到回溯受阻 If you feel your memory blocked,
数三下 随即记忆便会打开 just count to three and the block will melt away.
回忆是件自然平常的事 It is natural and easy for you to recall anything.
现在 记起莫妮可·波利耶 Now remember Monique Poulier.
回到你见到她的那个晚上 Remember the night you met her...
波利耶小姐 Miss Poulier?
我买到水池的配件了 I've, uh... got that part for the sink.
你在吗 Hello?
抱歉 莫妮可上楼休息去了 Sorry. Monique's upstairs taking a nap.
她不大舒服 She wasn't feeling well.
麦克 你看到什么了吗 Mike? Did you see something?
我是她男友 我 I'm her boyfriend. I, uh...
想她醒来时希望看到干净亮堂的厨房 ...figured she'd want to wake up to a clean kitchen.
我把水池修好就可以闪人了 Well, I'll just finish up with the sink and be out of your hair.
何不让我来修呢 Uh, why don't you let me take care of the sink?
我技术不错 而且天色也挺晚的了 I mean, I'm pretty handy and it's getting late.
没关系的 Oh. I don't mind staying.
不要 不打紧的 我来负责修好 No, look, it's OK.I got it under control.
给你 这些应该够了 Here. This should cover what we owe you.
跟波利耶小姐说一声 希望她好起来 Tell Miss Poulier I hope she feels better.
我会的 Will do.
还有 Oh, hey.
别忘了你的扳手 Don't forget your wrench.
麦克 你干嘛 Mike, where are you going?
麦克 Mike!
你好 德尔非诺先生 Hey, Mr. Delfino.
我要找你继父谈谈 I need to, uh, talk to your stepdad.
奥森不在家 他在医院 和我妈妈一起 Orson's not here. He went to the hospital with my mom.
她没事 谢谢关心 She's fine. Thanks for asking.
霍吉先生 Mr. Hodge...
你妻子刚刚睡着了 Your wife's just sleeping.
我建议你回家休息 I suggest you go home and do the same.
我会的 I will.
你没事吧 You OK?
我没事 Yeah, I'm fine.
只是 It's...
我们曾有一段美好的时光 There was a time when we were all so happy.
可是现在一切都改变了 I just can't seem to remember it anymore.
追忆往昔是件微妙的事 Recapturing the past is a tricky business.
尽管记忆大多是幸福时光的纪念 While most memories are simply souvenirs of a happier time
嗨 伙计 Hey there.
但有些 却具有致命的打击 ... others can be quite deadly.
麦克 你怎么来医院了 Hey, Mike. What brings you to the hospital?
我来见我的催眠医师 I've been seeing a hypnotherapist.
她帮我找回记忆 She's helping me fill the gaps in my memory.
进展如何 How's it going?
效果显著 It's working.