《绝望主妇》前情回顾 Previously on Desperate Housewives:
加布复仇得逞 Gabrielle got even.
我伤到你了么 要不我继续尝试 Did I hurt you, or should I keep trying?
汤姆初获灵感 Tom got an idea.
我要开一家匹萨店 I'm gonna open up a pizza parlor!
布里则被人警告 Bree got a warning.
他是个冷血杀手 He's a cold-blooded killer.
而警察线索在握 The police got a clue.
那些蓝色印记 我认为这是个电话号码 Those blue marks. I think it's a phone number.
我是麦克·德尔非诺 You've reached Mike Delfino.
这本应该永不发生的 This should never have happened!
争宠大战愈演愈烈 And the battle for Mike's affection got ugly.
你晚上怎么睡得着 How do you sleep at night?
马上 麦克就会在我上面 Soon, with Mike on top of me.
人们常说 "直认不讳 问心无愧" It is often said that confession is good for the soul.
这位金发女郎深刻领会了此句的含义 No one knew this better than a certain blonde
从小开始 她每周都会 who had been confessing her sins to
向欧麦利神父认罪忏悔 Father O'Malley once a week since she was a child.
年复一年 令欧麦利神父感到诧异的是 As the years had passed, much to Father O'Malley's dismay,
某个话题频繁出现 a theme began to emerge.
我又色诱了有线电视修理工 I seduced the cable guy again.
我和一个民歌二重唱歌手有私情 I'm having an affair with a folk-singing duo.
上周我让利特曼法师上了三垒 Last week I let Rabbi Littman get to third base.
在宽恕她之后 And once she had been forgiven,
欧麦利神父会告诉伊迪·布利特 Father O'Malley would tell Edie Britt
不要再越雷池半步 to go out into the world and sin no more.
而不幸的是 Unfortunately for Edie,
诱惑似乎... temptation seemed to be...
好呀 Hello, there.
无处不在 ...everywhere.
伊迪 在车祸之前我们 Edie, what were we like together,
关系如何 before the accident?
什么意思 What do you mean?
我们很亲密吗 You know, were we close?
想听实话吗 Honestly?
咱们两家近在咫尺 We lived about 50 feet from each other
你却对我视而不见 and you barely knew that I existed.
真的吗 Seriously?
真的 倒不是说你没礼貌 It's true. You weren't rude or anything.
取信的时候我们会互相打个招呼 We'd wave or exchange hellos as we went to get our mail,
但是你从来没有正眼瞧过我 从未 but you never really looked at me. Not really.
对你来说我只是个邻居而已 I was just another neighbor to you.
既然我们不是朋友 Well, if we weren't friends,
那为何你每天都来照顾我 why are you here every day helping me?
因为我见到你的第一眼 Because, from the first moment I laid eyes on you,
就爱上了你 I sort of fell in love with you.
我告诉你这些并非有所企图 I'm not telling you this because I expect anything,
不必担心 好吗 so you can just relax. OK?
好吧 OK.
但等到你回家以后 But when you do come back home,
我们取信再次相遇时 and we do run into each other when we're getting our mail
如果你能正眼看我一次 I'd really appreciate it if you'd...
我会很开心的 just look at me.
别无他求 That's all.
我现在就看着你呢 I'm looking at you now.
是的 Yes.
人们常说 "直认不讳 问心无愧" It is often said confession is good for the soul.
今天我和麦克·德尔非诺亲热了 Mike Delfino and I made out today.
感觉太爽了 And it was great!
但有些忏悔只不过是 But some confessions are just bragging
变相的炫耀 in disguise.
最令布里·霍吉感到厌烦的 There was nothing Bree Hodge hated more
就是不速之客 than an unexpected knock at the door.
因为他们总会带来令人不快的意外 She's always certain it would lead to a disagreeable surprise.
不管来者是化妆品推销女 Whether it be in the form of a cosmetics saleswoman,
狂热的信徒 religious zealots,
还是一大家子 or extended family.
而这一天发生的意外 But on this day, the surprise awaiting Bree
远比布里想像中的更为不愉快 was far more disagreeable than she ever could've imagined.
-你好 布里 -卡洛琳 - Hello, Bree. - Carolyn.
你来的真不巧 This isn't a very good time.
-我在烤点心 -布里 - I'm baking. - Bree.
你好 初次见面 我叫哈维·碧茨比 Oh, hi. We haven't met. I'm Harvey Bigsby.
我是带我妻子来向你道歉的 And I brought my wife here to apologize.
我烤的是蛋奶酥 掌握火候是关键 It's a souffle, and timing is everything.
拜托 拜托 Please, please.
自从阿尔玛失踪以后 She's been under a great deal of stress
她承担了巨大的压力 since Alma's disappearance,
变得有些失常 and she really hasn't been herself.
主要是因为吃了从网上买的 Much of that was due to the Mexican painkiller
墨西哥止痛片 she purchased online.
还好被我制止了 But I put a stop to that.
奥森说你们的关系非常亲密 Well, Orson tells me that the two of you were very close,
出于对你们交情的尊重 我洗耳恭听 and out of respect for that friendship, I'm all ears.
经过三思之后 可能我做得有点过分 After thinking it over I realized that, maybe, I was out of line.
尤其是 Definitely out of line
对奥森的恶劣指控 with the terrible accusations that I made.
我为我给你们带来的痛苦深表歉意 I'm deeply sorry for the pain that I caused.
真心诚意地希望你们能原谅我 I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
能表示如此难以启齿的歉意 Well, I can appreciate how difficult
我很欣赏你的勇气 that must have been for you.
接受你的道歉 Apology accepted.
-如释重负 -我也是 - I'm so relieved. - As am I.
少了你的鞭策 You don't know how rusty my golf game's gotten
我的高尔夫球技都变得生疏了 without this one keeping me on my toes.
那找机会到俱乐部聚一聚 吃个饭 Perhaps we can get together for dinner at the club sometime.
好主意 That sounds lovely.
亲爱的 你很伟大 你知道吗 Darling, you are amazing, you know that?
你用如此高尚的姿态化解了一桩不愉快的事情 To rise above all that unpleasantness with such dignity.
谢谢夸奖 亲爱的 Oh, thank you, darling.
但如果你真的以为 我会与那个嗑药的毒妇 But if you think for one second that I'm gonna break bread
共进晚餐的话 with that malicious pill-popping shrew,
那你一定是疯了 you're out of your mind.
苏珊 你干嘛呢 Hey, Susan. Whatcha doing?
我把泥铲掉到地上了 谢谢关心 I just dropped my trowel. Thanks.
好吧 祝你心情愉快 All righty, then. You have a nice day.
苏珊 Susan?
伊恩 没想到你会来 Ian. What a surprise.
你是在... 你是在躲我吗 Were you, um... Were you hiding from me?
差不多吧 我... Uh... A little. I...
因为上次我们闹得不欢而散 Just the last time we saw each other it was
场面很尴尬 so awkward and complicated.
旧事无须重提 Water under the bridge.
再说这次找你是为了公事 Besides, this is strictly business.
我为伦敦的一位编辑朋友举办了聚会 I'm throwing a party for an editor friend from London.
你们俩应该见见面 I thought you two should meet.
愿意的话你还可以带个伴 You can bring a date if you want.
说起来 你和麦克怎么样了 Speaking of which, uh, how are things with Mike?
有所进展 Oh, they're moving along.
总要有个过程 It's a process.
那个每天去探望他的金发女人 And the blonde woman who's been visiting him every day?
也在这个过程之中吗 Is she part of the process?
伊迪吗 Edie?
她只是个邻居而已 Oh, she's just a neighbor.
她做完丙肝治疗之后会去探望麦克 She visits Mike after her hepatitis C treatments.
我很希望你能来参加聚会 Oh... Well, I do hope you can come to the party.
见见我的编辑朋友 So you can meet my editor friend.
我觉得这样不太合适 I just don't think that's a good idea.
好吧 Right.
至少我还见了你一面 Well, at least I got to see you.
你脸上有... You have...
比德迈衣橱你们竟然也要 This is ludicrous. The Biedermeier armoire.
19世纪奥地利家具风格
据我的了解 It's my understanding that
你的当事人根本不喜欢古董 your client doesn't even like antiques.
那又怎样 Totally immaterial.
那件家具很值钱的 It's a valuable asset.
好吧 接下来讨论科斯塔·波达花瓶 Fine. Let's discuss the Kosta Boda vase.
瑞典著名水晶品牌
不需要 那是婚前财产 Nope. It's a premarital acquisition.
我们有收据为证 We can verify that with receipts.
那是送给索利斯先生的礼物 It was a gift to Mr. Solis.
所以叫做公共财产 麦伦 Maybe you were sick that day at law school, Myron,
难道上这节课的时候你请病假了吗 but it's called "community property".
你并非高人一等 肯尼 Don't patronize me, Kenny
这个我们要据理力争 We'll go to the mat on this one.
够了 她要什么全都给她 Oh, enough. Just give her what she wants.
我不想为了死物和她争来争去 Look, I'm sick of fighting. It's just stuff.
我要和当事人单独谈谈 I'd like a moment with my client.
已经拖了一个月了 我受够了 This has been going on for months. I'm done.
赶紧起草协议 我马上签字 Draw up the papers. I'll sign whatever.
你把我想要的都给我 就这么简单吗 You're giving me everything I want, just like that?
就这么简单 Just like that.
最终签字前 我们要求浏览一下协议 We expect to see the paperwork by the end of business.
太漂亮了 How sweet is that?
把他们打得落荒而逃 We nailed their asses.
索利斯太太 他们彻底低头了 Mrs. Solis, they completely folded.
这就是问题所在 卡洛斯从不低头 That's the thing. Carlos doesn't fold.
那个王八蛋一定另有企图 That son-of-a-bitch is up to something.
进来之前把眼睛捂上 Before you come in, cover your eyes.
-汤姆 -快点 - Tom! - Do it.
进来吧 OK, now.
我说睁眼的时候 不要用眼睛去看 When I say open, don't look with your eyes.
而要发挥你的想象力 Look with your imagination.
好吧 OK.
睁眼 OK, open.
-我的老天 -该死 你是用眼睛看的 - Oh, dear God. - Damn it, you looked with your eyes.
简直是个垃圾堆 你想什么呢 It's a dump. What are you thinking?
只要装修一下就好 Well, I'll grant you it's a fixer-upper.
和灾后现场似的 It's a burner-downer.
拜托 亲爱的 跟我来 Come on, honey. Go with me.
可以把这里做成铺有方格桌布的隔间 We can put in booths with checkered tablecloths.
放一个自动电唱机 一个大屏幕电视 A jukebox. A big screen to watch sports on.
你要去发掘这个地方的潜质 How could you not see the potential in this place?
我实在做不到 Well, I just don't.
你也知道我对这件事的态度 It's um... You know how I feel about this pizza thing.
那你最好能慢慢习惯 Well, hopefully it'll grow on you.
汤姆 别告诉我你已经签了租约 Tom, tell me you didn't sign a lease!
我还准备装一个飞镖盘 There's gonna be a dartboard.
汤姆 别闹了 Tom! No!
好多人都想租 我出手快才搞定的 There were multiple offers. I had to move fast.
没跟我商量你就租下这里了 You leased it without telling me?
没跟你商量 I didn't tell you
是因为我知道你肯定会 because I knew you'd try to
要我放弃这个天赐良机 talk me out of the best opportunity in my life.
好吧 好吧 OK. OK.
那我们接下来就这样 Here's what we're going to do.
既然这里这么抢手 我们就转租出去 You said there were multiple offers. So we can sub-lease.
现在赶紧离开这个鬼地方吧 Now, let's get the hell out of here.
你说过会支持我的梦想 You said you'd support my dream.
那是我错了 My mistake.
我原以为你的梦想值得去支持 I assumed you'd have a dream worth supporting.
我今晚就在这过了 I'm gonna stay here tonight.
随你的便 Fine.
我们要两杯柠檬汁庆祝胜利 Two lemonades for the victors.
咱们继续这么配合 布里 We keep playing like this, Bree,
肯定能进决赛 and we are a cinch for the finals.
你好 蒂什 Hello, Tish.
你好 丽贝卡 Hello, Rebecca.
你看见没 她故意不理我 Did you see that? She just deliberately snubbed me.
可能是她没看到你 Maybe she didn't notice you.
丽贝卡 我刚才就是跟她打招呼 Rebecca, I just spoke to her.
可能是我多想了 Call me paranoid,
不过上周的高尔夫球课上 but Amy Griswald did the same thing to me
艾米·格里斯沃尔德也故意不理我 on the golf course last week.
究竟怎么回事 What is going on?
你真不知道 You really don't know?
不知道 怎么回事 No. I have no idea. What?
蒂什是卡洛琳·碧茨比的闺蜜 Tish is very good friends with Carolyn Bigsby.
-卡洛琳认识蒂什 -她谁都认识 - Carolyn knows Tish? - She knows everyone.
总之 蒂什不跟你说话 Anyway, Tish won't talk to you
是因为卡洛琳告诉了你奥森杀妻的事 because you married Orson even after Carolyn told you
你还是嫁给了他 that he killed his wife.
这太荒唐了 That is ridiculous.
奥森没有杀阿尔玛 Orson did not kill Alma.
而且 And besides,
昨天卡洛琳为这事已经向我道歉了 Carolyn just apologized to me for that yesterday.
可能蒂什还不知道有这回事 Maybe that hasn't gotten back to Tish.
你肯定不相信这些胡说八道 对吧 Well, you don't believe any of that nonsense, do you?
对吗 Do you?
布里 你是我遇到过最棒的搭档 Bree, you're the best doubles partner I've ever had.
咱们能先比赛 之后再讨论这个吗 Can we talk about this after the tournament?
你好 我想预定一下今天的晚宴 Hello. I'd like to make a reservation for this evening
联系人是霍吉和碧茨比 under the names Hodge and Bigsby.
另外 我们要大厅中间的位置 And, we'll be needing a table in the center of the room.
好的 女士 Of course, ma'am.
爸爸要离开多久 How long will Daddy be gone?
这要看他了 That sort of depends on Daddy.
-你们讨厌对方吗 -是的 - Are you two mad at each other? - Yeah.
有点讨厌 不过没关系 A little. But that's OK. That's OK.
我们还是很爱对方的 We still love each other very much.
就像你们小孩子一样 But just like kids,
我们大人有时候也发发脾气 停战休息 sometimes grown-ups throw tantrums and need a time-out.
他为什么不在自己的房间里停战休息 Why can't he take a time-out in his room?
因为他想在披萨店里休息 'Cause he decided to take it in his pizza place.
不公平 在那休息多好玩 No fair. That sounds fun.
这个披萨店不好玩 是个老鼠洞 Not this pizza place. It's a rat hole.
等你们的老爸恢复清醒 But once your dad comes to his senses
不再使性子 and stops being petulant,
-他就会回来的 -什么叫使性子 - He'll come home. - What's petulant?
就是幼稚 固执 It means childish, stubborn,
不认真对待我的钱和你们的未来 careless with my money and your futures.
这是大人说话用的词 It's a grown-up word
等你爸回来 你们还能听到一个新词 and when Daddy comes home you'll learn a new one.
卑躬屈膝 Grovel.
他们吵得很凶 They got in a really big fight.
爸爸要在披萨店里过夜 Daddy's sleeping at the restaurant.
做得好 天大的好消息 小甜心 No, no, it's good that you told me, sweet pea.
小耳朵给我继续留意着 好吗 You keep those little ears open. OK?
好 妈妈再见 OK. Bye, Mom.
再见 Bye.
这是我的 我拿走了 Hey, that's for me. I'll take that.
拿吧 OK.
我太累了 去睡一会 I'm beat. I'm gonna take a nap.
等等 你一身臭汗 Hold it. You're a sweaty mess.
那又怎样 我刚才在健身 So? I was working out.
那你只有洗了澡 So, you're not laying on anything in this house
才能躺在这屋子里 until you take a shower.
有道理 屋子现在是你的了 Fair enough. It's all yours now, right?
我不知道啊 麦伦 就是一大摞法律文件 I don't know, Myron, it's a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo.
你看完给我打电话 Just read it and call me back.
糟糕 Crap!
怎么了? What?
你怎么还穿着那条短裤 Why did you put those shorts back on?
关你什么事 Why do you care?
裤子太脏了 It's just that they're filthy
我准备给你洗洗 and I was gonna wash them for you.
-你想帮我洗短裤 -不是我想 - You want to wash my shorts? - I don't want to,
如果你继续穿着它 but if you wear them one more time
它都想让我洗洗了 they're gonna ask me themselves.
等等 Wait a minute.
口袋里还有东西 I forgot something in the pocket.
别漂白 No bleach.
知道了 Got it.
是份雇佣合同 So it's a job contract?
他三年之后就能拿到200万 They're offering him two million over three years
还有优先认股权 plus stock options.
那太棒了 Well, that's fantastic.
-我能分一半对吧 -不能 - I get half, right? - Hell, no.
如果他是在你们离婚后签的合同 If you're legally divorced when he signs the contract,
你就分文不得 you don't see a dime.
这个阴险狡诈的狐狸 That conniving, underhanded snake.
幸亏我翻开了他的抽屉 Thank God I broke into his desk.
至少现在咱们知道 At least now we know
他为什么急着要签离婚协议 why he was so quick to fold on your settlement.
如果发生了一些事情 Let's just say something happened
导致离婚日期后推 to postpone the divorce.
那我还是可以分到那两百万 对吗 I would get my share of that two million, right?
理论上可以 Well, in theory.
不过 你打算怎么推后离婚日期 But how would you manage that?
我知道他在想什么 I know how Carlos thinks.
更重要的是 我知道他用哪里思考 More importantly, what he thinks with.
过去的那个是苏珊·梅尔 Was that Susan Mayer?
对 怎么了 Yeah, why?
德尔非诺先生不想有人打扰 Mr. Delfino asked not to be disturbed.
麦克 是我 Mike? It's me.
你还好吗 Are you decent?
-你好 苏珊 -你好 - Hey, Susan. - Hey, you.
你在干什么 Whatcha doing?
我叫麦克卢斯基陪孩子们玩会儿 I sockered McCluskey in to take the kids for a while,
这样就能放松一会 和我的老朋友玛格丽塔 so I could kick back and catch up with my old friend
叙叙旧 Margarita.
-你要一起来吗 -我确实想 - You care to join us? - Believe me, I would love to.
但我得给朱莉准备晚饭 But I gotta get dinner started for Julie.
那你去吧 Well then.
管她呢 她已经16岁了 You know, what the hell? She's 16.
要是现在还不会自己填饱肚子 If she hasn't figured out how to feed herself by now,
是我失败 I've failed.
味道真棒 That's nice.
刚才说到哪了 So where were we?
你想找到一个既能杀掉伊迪 You were trying to figure out how to kill Edie
又不用坐牢的方法 without doing time.
对 是这里 Oh, right.
保罗·杨还住在这里就好了 他有办法 I wish Paul Young was still around. He'd know what to do.
好啊 加布 你竟然不打招呼 Fine, Gabby, don't say hi.
你好 喝鸡尾酒吗 怎么不叫上我 Hey. Cocktails? Nobody called me?
我们就是一时兴起 It was spur of the moment.
用酒来麻痹悲惨生活中的痛苦 We're numbing the pain of our miserable lives.
我还准备用锻炼来麻痹自己 Oh. I was trying to do that with exercise,
但那有可能引起心脏病突发 but why risk a heart attack?
给我来双份 Make mine a double.
我不认识她 I don't recognize her.
她是谁 Who is she?
我们就是想知道她是谁 That's what we're trying to figure out.
她手上写着你的电话号码 Your number was written on her hand.
抱歉帮不上什么忙 I'm sorry I can't help you.
他患了阶段性失忆 He's had a bit of memory loss.
2004年之后的事情都记不清了 After 2004, things are fuzzy.
失忆了 那省事了 No memory, huh? That's convenient.
谢谢你的配合 德尔非诺先生 Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Delfino.
你杀过一个警察 没错吧 You killed a cop once, didn't you?
那是自卫 That was self-defense.
希望不是侥幸免罪 I hope it wasn't just beginner's luck.
你想给我什么罪名 随你的便 You want to charge me with something, go ahead.
没什么事的话 你给我滚出去 Otherwise, get the hell out of my room!
你总是这么易怒吗 德尔非诺先生 Were you always this angry, Mr. Delfino?
还是你真想不起来了 Or can't you remember?
披萨是切片卖 还是整只卖 So, do you sell by the slice or do I gotta buy a whole pie?
你来这干什么 What are you doing here?
我知道你工作辛苦 I knew how hard you were working.
所以给你带点吃的 So I figured I'd bring you a little something to eat
和喝的 and drink.
我读不出来这酒的名字 You know, I can't pronounce this wine,
不是因为这家伙太贵了 which means it's either really expensive,
就是我喝多了 or I have had too much.
我真难相信 勒奈特竟然不喜欢这里 I can't believe that Lynette doesn't just love this place.
要我说 If you ask me,
她就是个消极否定狂 she is a negative nellie.
她只是很现实 She's just being realistic.
开餐厅的想法太天真了 I mean, the restaurant business is brutal.
汤姆 听我说 Tom. Listen to me, OK?
我直觉很准 'Cause I'm a very intuitive person.
你头顶有象征着胜利的光环 You have a real aura of success about you.
-得了吧 -我是说真的 - Come on. - I'm serious.
我对你有信心 I believe in you,
-汤姆·斯加沃 -谢谢 - Tom Scavo. - Thank you.
等等 我们刚才在干什么? Hey. What just happened?
-我们接吻了 -不对 是你亲的我 - We kissed. - No, you kissed me.
不对 是你想让我亲你 No, you wanted me to.
不对 我没这么想 No, I didn't.
是吗 你刚才的情况是 Really? 'Cause this is you:
"我老婆不理解我 咱俩单独喝点小酒" "My wife doesn't get me. Hey, let's have some more wine.
"在这个废弃的楼里 没人打扰" Alone. In a deserted building."
我只是想找个方式发泄 没想干别的 I was looking to vent. I wasn't looking for anything more.
可是一旦机会来了 OK, but when opportunity knocks
诺拉 别这样 Nora, please!
我爱我的妻子 I love my wife.
是吗 Really?
你爱那个视你为窝囊废的人吗 You mean the one who thinks that you're a loser?
是的 No,
我爱的是那个因为爱我 而让我远离失败的人 the one that loves me enough to keep me from screwing up.
现在 我该回家 到她身边去了 I think it's about time I got back home to her.
是你先引诱的我 You led me on.
你不该这么做的 You shouldn't have done that.
我就是要说 龙舌兰让我开心 I'm just gonna say it. Tequila makes me happy.
是啊 我们在门廊上喝酒 Yeah, we're drinking on the porch.
有什么问题吗 You got a problem with that?
我认识他们 他们住在塞普拉斯 Oh, I know them. They live on Cypress.
他们刚庆祝完结婚53周年纪念日 They just celebrated their 53rd wedding anniversary.
-晒恩爱 -别担心 不会持久的 - Show-offs. - Don't worry. It won't last.
你们只是在自欺欺人罢了 You're just fooling yourselves!
-我认识他们的 -53年了 - Hey, I know them. - Oh, 53 years.
-你说他们的秘诀是什么 -让我猜猜 - What do you think their secret is? - I'll take a wild guess.
那个男的从没开过披萨店 The man never opened a pizza place.
我突然想起一件事 Oh, I just thought of something.
我永远没机会庆祝我的结婚53周年了 I'm never gonna celebrate a 53rd wedding anniversary.
我必须得活到90多岁 I'd have to live into my nineties.
天呐 我的生命在流逝 Oh, my God. I'm gonna die
咬一口这个 Bite on this.
能跟你们说件事吗 Can I tell you guys something?
这事只能跟你们说 Something I can only tell you guys?
天呐 又来了 他读几年级啊 God, here she goes again. What grade is he in?
我不是说那个 我要说的是 Not what I was gonna say. What I was gonna say,
尽管他居心不良还欺骗我感情 is with all his conniving and trickery,
-我还是爱着卡洛斯 -他是很性感 - I still love Carlos. - Yeah, he's hot.
不管怎么样 Anyway,
万一我和别人没有了那种激情怎么办 what if I never find that passion with anybody else?
也许你该尝试与他破镜重圆 Well, maybe you should try to patch things up with him.
不行 我都请了律师了 Nah. I already paid a lawyer.
我一定要拿下他 I'm taking him down.
我是自作自受 我告诉汤姆 I brought this on myself. I tell Tom,
我想要你找回自我 "I want you to be your own man".
但事实是 我不想 But the truth is, I don't...
我想让他拥有自己想要的 I want him to have what he wants
同时也是我想要的 if it's what I want.
我就他妈是个极品婊子 I'm a bitch with a capital "C".
不 你才不是 No! No, you're not.
你是个好太太 一个好母亲 You're a great wife. And a great mother.
对了 你的孩子呢 Although, don't you have children?
我跟麦克曾充满激情 I had passion with Mike.
-充满戏剧性 -很多戏剧性事件 - And drama. - Lots of drama.
爱情不应该那么难啊 Love isn't supposed to be that hard.
亲爱的 Sweetie.
但是 跟伊恩在一起 But you know, with Ian
任何事都是水到渠成 everything was always easy.
那才是我觉得能与我 That's the kind of guy I could see myself
白头偕老的人 living into my nineties with.
那就去找伊恩啊 So go to Ian!
告诉他你选错了人 Tell him you made the wrong choice.
他才是你的真爱 He's the one you want to be with.
你又有什么损失呢 What have you got to lose?
不好意思 女士们 Excuse me, ladies?
瞧 苏珊 老天帮你叫了辆出租车 Look, Susan, God called you a cab.
我在找4347 I'm looking for 4347.
艾达·格林伯格 Ida Greenberg?
我就是艾达·格林伯格 I'm Ida Greenberg.
就是你 Yeah, you are.
-回见啦 -冲啊 艾达 - See you later. - Go, Ida!
冲啊 艾达 Go, Ida!
苏珊 Susan.
-你居然来了 -我当然来了 - You came. - Of course, I came.
我喜欢你的房子 总有你的味道 Oh, I just love your house. It always smells like you.
我的天呐 Oh, my gosh.
这就是派对吗 就在今晚吗 It's the thing? Is that tonight?
-是啊 你不就是因此而来吗 -不 - Well, yes. Isn't that why you're here? - No.
不是 实际上 我... No, no. Actually, I just...
我有点事想跟你说 I just had something to tell you.
好啊 Well, of course.
道格 帮我找一下朱蒂思 Doug, see if you can find Judith for me.
谢谢 Thank you.
既然你来了 我想让你见见那个我一直 As long as you're here, I want you to meet that editor
跟你提起的编辑 I was telling you about.
那不是什么好主意 I don't think that's a good idea,
因为我没把我的佳作带来啊 'Cause I didn't really bring my A-game.
好像有点热 Is it hot?
你喝多了吧 Are you sloshed?
苏珊 Susan!
这就是你一直跟我们提起的苏珊吧 Is this the Susan you've been telling us about?
对 正是伊人 能让我们单独聊聊吗 Yes. This is she. Could you give us a moment?
当然 Of course.
-怎么了 -没事 - What's going on? - Nothing.
我和跟我的姐妹们喝了几杯 I just had a few drinks with my girlfriends.
谢天谢地 And thank God,
因为这让我鼓起勇气来这里 because it gave me the courage to come over here
告诉你我心里真正的想法 and tell you what's really in my heart.
继续说 Go on.
但我想先用一下盥洗室 But first I think I should use the powder room.
没问题 在那边 Of course. It's over there.
她看起来很和善 伊恩 She seems nice, Ian.
是的 她相当可爱 Oh, yes. She's absolutely delightful.
抱歉让你看到了那些 Oh. I'm so sorry that you had to see that.
看来你已经见过朱蒂思了 I see you've met Judith.
押了100美元 压力现在都落到我肩上 So, with 100 bucks riding on it, the pressure's on me now.
我从包里拿出了我的四号杆 I reach into my bag and grab my four iron,
然后砰的一声 一杆进洞 and bada-bing! Hole in one.
此后他就再也没赢过了 And there's been no living with him ever since.
我没跟你说过他俩多有趣吗 Did I tell you how hilarious these two are?
他们真是...蒂什 They are a regular barrel of... Tish!
你好 布里 卡洛琳 Well, hello, Bree. Carolyn.
你们俩认识啊 Oh, do you two know each other?
那省得我介绍了 That saves me an introduction.
蒂什 我正想问 Tish, I was wondering
圣诞节需要帮忙吗 if you need any help with the Christmas gala.
去年我曾装饰... Last year I was on the decorations of...
天呐 我忘了打给你了 我真蠢 My God, I forgot to call you. What an idiot.
这事我们明天谈 We'll talk first thing tomorrow.
那太好了 谢谢 That would be lovely. Thanks.
-很高兴见到你 -我也很荣幸 - Nice to see you. - Nice to be seen.
我需要补补妆 跟我一起去吧 I need to powder my nose. Join me?
非常乐意 Oh, I'd love to.
-真高兴我们能聚餐 -是啊 - I'm so happy we did this. - Yes, me too.
真是个愉快的夜晚 It's been a delightful evening.
是的 很有趣 So, so fun.
请你帮我们再拿点纸巾 谢谢 Could you get us some extra tissues? Thank you.
你知道吗 前几天我突然想到一件事 You know, I realized something just the other day.
你从没看过阿尔玛的照片 对吧 You've never seen a picture of Alma, have you?
没有 怎么了 No. Why?
诚然 这不是她最好看的相貌 Granted, it's not her best look.
这都是什么 What is all this?
这是奥森打她后 阿尔玛留存的警方报告 That's the police report that Alma filed after Orson hit her.
都在里面 搓伤青肿 还有腕部骨折 It's all in there, the bruises, contusions, broken wrist.
这不可能 This is not possible.
照片可不会说谎 布里 Photos don't lie, Bree.
-这就是你道歉的原因 -是的 - Is this why you apologized? - Yes.
我想你跟我多接触 让你知道 I wanted you to spend time with me so you can see
我不是什么想要接近你的疯婆娘 I'm not some crazy nut out to get you.
我很抱歉 如果历史重演 I'm sorry. But if something like that happened again
我肯定不能原谅自己 I could never forgive myself.
谢谢 Thank you.
我感觉你需要这个 I had a feeling you might need these.
再给我来一份 Bring me another one.
老兄 Hey, buddy.
你最好悠着点 You want to slow down a little bit.
-哈维 -我正在经历一些事 - Harvey? - I'm going through something.
可我没有别的倾诉对象 And I don't have anyone else to talk to about it.
我有了外遇 I had an affair.
-卡洛琳知道吗 -她不知道 - Does Carolyn know? - She has no idea.
我在从巴黎回来的飞机上 遇见了她 I met this girl on a flight from Paris,
我们真是 心心相印 and we just, mmm, connected.
我知道这很疯狂 但这绝对是一见钟情 I know it sounds crazy, but it was... love at first sight.
你们还有来往吗 Are you still seeing her?
没有 问题就在这里 No, that's the thing.
几个月前 她就不回我的电话了 A few months ago she stopped returning my calls.
我去了她的住处 还到处找她 I went by her place and I've looked for her everywhere,
但她就那样消失了 but she's just disappeared.
我这么说 我知道你正经历丧妻之痛 I'll tell you, now I know what you went through with Alma.
-真是煎熬 -现在好多了 相信我 - It's brutal. - It gets better, trust me.
我就是没法放手 I just can't get past it.
我忘不掉莫妮可 I can't get Monique out of my mind.
-莫妮可 -那是她的名字 - Monique? - That's her name.
莫妮可·波利耶 Monique Poulier.
她很漂亮吧 Isn't she beautiful?
她很美 She's very pretty.
她们回来了 They're back.
你们俩去得真久 You two girls were gone a long time.
-没什么事吧 -当然没有 - Everything OK? - Absolutely.
谁想要甜点 So who wants dessert?
你一直在干嘛呢 What have you been up to?
跟姐妹们安静地待了一晚上 Just a quiet night with the girls.
今晚发生了点事 让我一直思考 Listen, something happened tonight and got me thinking,
在我心里 任何餐馆都比不上你 You mean more to me than any restaurant ever could.
快打住 我才是该道歉的人 Oh, stop right there. I am the one who should apologize.
我不是个好妻子 I have been a bad wife.
不 不 不 没有 No. No. No. No.
你只是不想让我鲁莽行事 You were just trying to keep me from doing something reckless.
任何妻子都会支持从不冒险的丈夫 Any wife can support a husband who never takes risks.
我不想要那种老公 I don't want that kind of husband.
我要是成了那种妻子 肯定会下地狱的 And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be that kind of wife.
所以你开你的披萨店 So, you open your pizza place.
我们会设法把它经营好 And we will find a way to make it work.
你不知道听你这么说 对我意义有多大 You don't know how much it means to me to hear that.
-我爱你 -嗯 - I love you! Ooh! - Mmm.
今晚怎么样 So what happened tonight?
好 在我说完整件事之前你别激动 OK, but don't react until I've told you the whole story.
记住 这确实是件好事 And remember, it's actually a good thing
它让你我又重归于好 because it brought us back together.
叮咚 Ding dong.
我不知道汤姆和你说了啥 I don't know what Tom told you,
但是他占了我的便宜 but he came on to me.
抱歉 刚才那句我没明白 I'm sorry. I didn't quite catch that.
不如你走过来 Why don't you just come on over here
再说一遍 and say that to me again?
离我远点 Stay away from me.
我一直想要离你远远的 I've been trying to stay away from you.
妈妈 Mom?
这里没事 Everything's all right.
你回房继续玩去吧 So you can just go back into your room and play.
凯拉 别走 Kayla, don't move.
好吧 算了算了 OK. Never mind.
我走了 I'm leaving.
我要先给你妈一个拥抱 First I'm just gonna give your mom a hug.
你和我家从此再无瓜葛 Your association with my family is over.
凯拉探访时 你把她放在街口 When Kayla visits, you drop her at the end of the block.
你再也不会见到我丈夫了 You will never again see my husband.
如果你还要那样做 And if you try to,
我会像对待你家的门那样 来对待你 I will do to your spine what I just did to your front door.
明白了就点头 Nod if you understand.
你呢 我们星期六见哦 And you, I'm gonna see you on Saturday, right?
别忘了带上泳衣 Don't forget your swimsuit.
早上好 Good morning!
你看上去真是神采奕奕 秀发茂密 You're looking bright-eyed and... bushy.
你整晚都在这儿吗 Did you stay here all night?
我睡在了沙发上 Well, I slept on the sofa.
我把你带回家时 你还在 When I brought you home you were still,
就像老美常说的 呕吐 as you Americans say, "tossing your tacos".
拜托 Oh, please.
尽量别提吃的东西 Keep the food references to a minimum.
谢谢 Bless you.
-还发生了什么 -你不记得了吗 - So what else happened? - You don't remember?
那我来告诉你 Well, I'll tell you what,
我重复你昨晚说的每一句话 I'll repeat what you said last night,
你告诉我是真心话还是酒后胡话 and you say whether it was you or the booze talking.
准备好了吗 You ready?
你说你想我 真心话还是胡话 You said you missed me. Susan or booze?
真心话 Susan.
你说和我分手是个错误 You said it was a mistake breaking up with me
你想重新开始 真心话还是胡话 and that you wanted to start again. Susan or booze?
真心话 Susan.
接着你还说 你想把我打扮成 Then you said that you wanted to dress me up
小男生的样子 打我的臭屁屁 like a schoolboy and spank my naughty bottom.
真心话还是胡话 Susan or booze?
我可不会那么说 I didn't say that!
好吧 如果你那样说了 Yeah, all right, then. But if you had,
真心话还是胡话 Susan or booze?
都有一点 真心的胡话 A little of both, so "booze-an".
瑞德里警探 Detective Ridley.
那个躺在太平间的无名女尸 Your Jane Doe in the morgue
名叫莫妮可·波利耶 is named Monique Poulier.
-你是谁 -就在她死前 - Who's this? - Just before she died,
她和一个叫哈维·碧茨比的男人有奸情 she was having an affair with a man named Harvey Bigsby.
-你清楚了吗 -清楚了 - You got that? - Yeah.
你叫什么名字 Your name?
我需要你过来录个口供 I'll need to bring you in for a statement.
卡洛斯 能过来帮我一下吗 Carlos, could you come help me?
我正在看比赛 I'm watching the game.
一会儿就好 拜托了 It'll just take a second. Please.
什么事 加布 What, Gabby?
你真 漂亮 You look... nice.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
我要和一些新朋友聚会 I'm meeting some new friends.
拉链卡住了 能帮我一下吗 My zipper's stuck. Can you help me?
好家伙 真的卡住了 Man, this is really stuck.
上面像是抹了强力胶什么的 It's like somebody put super glue on it or something.
奇怪了 Huh. Weird.
知道吗 我可不想迟到 Well, you know, I don't want to be late,
所以我还是换一套吧 so I should, um, probably change.
卡洛斯 我这身子骨 Carlos, this old thing.
你早已遍览无隙 You've seen it all before.
我要穿小蓝号的那件 I'm just gonna wear the little blue number.
能帮我把丝袜递过来吗 Will you hand me those stockings?
我指甲比较毛 I've got a raggedy nail.
你得帮我把丝袜穿上 You're gonna have to help me put those on.
你确定吗 Are you sure about that?
我也想自己来 但我不想勾破了丝袜 Well, I'd do it myself, but I don't want to get a snag.
很久没这样了 It's been a long time.
是吗 我觉得就像是昨天发生的 Really? It seems like yesterday to me.
要我帮你勾上吗 You want me to help you hook that?
当然 Sure.
为什么不 就像以前一样 Why not, for old time's sake?
你那些新朋友怎么办 What about your new friends?
我决定还是和老朋友叙叙旧 I decided I'd rather catch up with an old one.
碧茨比先生 我是瑞德里警探 调查杀人案 Mr. Bigsby, Detective Ridley, homicide.
我知道你认识她 I understand you know her.
是的 我们有男女关系 Ah, yes, we were sleeping together.
我们能换个地方说话吗 Can we do this somewhere else?
当然可以 Sure.
卡洛斯 你觉得我们是不是错了 Carlos, do you think we're making a mistake?
你指什么 What do you mean?
就是离婚这件事 The whole divorce thing.
也许我们不该这样 Maybe we shouldn't go through with it.
在别人身上 我们很难再找到 It's not like we're gonna find
彼此间的激情 this kind of passion with anyone else.
你想要重归于好吗 Are you saying you want to stay together?
是啊 Yeah.
我想是这个意思 Yeah, I guess I am.
我们何不冰释前嫌 Why don't we just put all of this behind us
重归于好 and stay together?
你觉得怎么样 What do you say?
噢 宝贝 Oh, baby.
你要是知道我等这句话等了多久 If you knew how long I've waited to hear you say th...
怎么了 笑什么呀 What? What's so funny?
天哪 Oh, man.
我以为我从头到尾不会笑场 I thought I'd get through this without cracking up,
但你实在太好笑了 but you are just too funny.
有件事我要澄清一下 There's a little something that I need to own up to.
我知道你和我上床的唯一原因 I know that the only reason you slept with me
是我找到了新工作 was because I got a new job.
你找到新工作了吗 You got a new job?
亲爱的 这太好了 Honey, that's wonderful!
加布 行了 你是模特 Gabby, please. You're a model.
不是模特演员 Not a modellactress.
根本没工作 There is no job.
桌里的合同是假的 The contracts in my desk are fake.
我自己寄给自己的 I mailed them to myself.
什么 你干嘛这么做 What? Why would you do that?
看到了吧 Well, let's see.
你这么做就是要骗我上床吗 You did this just to get me in bed?
不 我这样做是因为 我知道你嗅到了钱 No. I did it because I knew you'd smell money
就会爬着回来找我 and come crawling back.
然后我就能把你打败 Then I could turn you down
占得主动权 and walk out on my own terms.
主动权 Your terms?
我不让你把我玩得团团转 You don't get to screw around on me,
拿了我的钱 然后毫发未损地走人 take my money, and then walk away without a scratch.
我要你受到伤害 宝贝 I want you hurting, baby.
当你眼看着凭空消失了两百万 And judging by the look on your face
从你脸上的表情就知道 when you saw two million imaginary dollars disappear...
我胜利了 ...I succeeded.
你这个混蛋 You are a bastard!
混蛋总比妓女好 Better a bastard than a whore.
噢 上帝 Oh, God!
喂 发生了一起意外 我丈夫 Hello? There's been an accident. My husband, he...
我再打回来 I'm gonna have to call you back.
卡洛斯 Carlos?
亲爱的 Honey?
卡洛斯 Carlos?
在这儿呢 Oh, yeah.
好戏开始了 It's on.
在圣帝莫西教堂里有个地方 There's a place in St. Timothy's Church
人们去那里忏悔自己的罪过 where sinners go to confess their sins.
忏悔后 他们希望得到宽恕 And once they're done, they expect absolution.
但事实是 But the truth is,
并非所有的忏悔都应得到宽恕 not all confessions are worthy of such forgiveness.
大多数显露阴谋诡计的人 Most who unveil hidden agendas
是罪有应得 deserve the condemnation they receive.
大多数暗藏复仇之心的人 Most who disclose vengeful motives
是自食其果 merit the punishment that follows.
只有那些真心悔改的人 Only the truly repentant
才能得到第二次机会 have any right at all to expect a second chance.
快点 给我什么惊喜 Come on, what's my surprise?
我想你从没来过这里 I thought you'd never get here.
这就是为何在忏悔前 Which is why it's best to think twice
最好三思 before you confess.
迈克 Mike?
怎么啦 What's wrong?
那个死去的女孩 Tha... That girl who died.
尤其是你并不知晓 Especially if you don't know what it is
为何忏悔 you're confessing to.
我觉得我认识她 I think I knew her.