剧情回顾 Previously on...
她整理了行李 带着孩子和小狗离开了 She packed up the kids and the puppy and left.
整理什么？ 为什么？ Packed 'em up? Why?
她跟踪你到了亚特兰大 She followed you to Atlantic city.
她知道你和别的女人的事 糟糕的事情发展到... She knows about your other woman. Things went from bad...
把你的手举到我看得到的地方 Put your hands where I can see 'em.
无法收拾的地步 她真太厉害了 To considerably worse. Oh, man, she's good.
看来这次的人工授精很成功 Looks like the insemination was successful.
甚至连好消息... Ohh! And even the good news...
她现在是家里最重要的人 She's the priority now.
她是我孩子的母亲 也不见得完全是好的 She's the mother of my child. Came with a catch.
要考虑到我家来住吗？ Given any thought to staying at my place?
我想还是不要了 I think I'm gonna have to pass.
我比别人想的要来得坚强 You know, I'm stronger than people give me credit for.
但是有时你一旦接受了实事 But sometimes once you accept the truth... Aah!
你发现你的能力...我们离开这里吧 You discover that you're capable... Let's just get out of here.
可能作成... Of accomplishing...
我想我需要入院观察 I'd like to admit myself for psychiatric observation.
我想我快要精神失常了 I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
几乎任何事情 Almost anything.
这就是现实生活 发生在邻里之间 It's a fact of life in every neighborhood...
有人搬进来 有人搬出去 People move in and people move out.
当然只有他们中只有少数人 会在凌晨2点整理行李搬家 Although very few of them pack up and leave at 2:00 in the morning.
但这并不是贝蒂.艾波怀特一家在午夜搬家了 But it wasn't the first time that Betty applewhite had tried to leave in the middle of the night.
这已经发生过一次 It had happened once before...
在芝加哥 In Chicago...
在她一个儿子准备和他女友分手的那个晚上 The same night one of her sons tried to break up with his girlfriend...
一个叫梅勒尼.福斯特的年轻女孩 A young woman named Melanie foster.
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你在开什么玩笑 你不能甩了我 Are you kidding? You cannot dump me.
我是不会被甩的 I do not get dumped.
如果这里有什么人被甩 那个人也该是你 If anyone is getting dumped here, it's you.
你想怎样都行 可以了吧 However you wanna spin it is fine, okay?
我只要你出去 我只要你出去 I just want out. I just want out!
好了 马修 Okay, Matthew.
我想有时我是有点贱 Maybe I am a bitch sometimes,
但是你和我这样的女孩约会还是有好处的 but there are advantages to dating someone like me,
我想你明白我在说什么 and I know that you know what I'm talking about. You...
梅勒尼 我妈妈就在隔壁 Melanie, my mother is in the other room.
你... 你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
显然 在这里我们不能好好的谈谈 Clearly, we can't have a serious discussion here.
那我们晚上在（地方）见面如何？ Why don't you met me at the lumberyard at 9:00?
梅勒尼 什么？ Melanie... Huh?
我们已经结束了 It's over.
只要你来了 我可以比任何人更好的和你说再见 Well, even more reason for you to show up. No one can say good-bye better than I do.
现在正是时候 Oh, it's about time.
卡博？ 你来这里干吗 Caleb? What are you doing here?
马修 在那里 Where's Matthew?
我先来了 我知道一条近路 I got here first. I-I know a shortcut.
马修 知道你来这里吗 Does Matthew know that you're here?
不 No.
他...他不想和你再在一起了 He... he doesn't wanna be with you anymore.
那这和你又有什么关系 What does that have to do with you?
我想... See, I thought...
也许我能成为你的男朋友 Maybe... I could be your boyfriend now.
什么？ What?
我爱你 I love you.
上帝啊 告诉我是你认教你这么说的吧 不是？ Oh, god, please tell me someone put you up to this. No?
你不是认真的吧 'Cause if you're serious,
那太可悲了 it's too pathetic.
上帝 你他妈的在做什么 God, what the hell are you doing?!
离我远点 Get off of me, you freak!
梅勒尼？ Melanie?
是的 艾波怀特离开芝加哥已经一年了 Yes, a year had come and gone since the applewhites had left Chicago,
贝蒂 以为这次他们还可以像上次一样在午夜偷偷的溜走 and Betty thought they could again slip away in the middle of the night.
一旦我们走了 马蒂 怎样才能找到我们呢 Once we move, how is Matty gon' find us?
卡博,我想从今以后就我和你一起生活了 Caleb, I think it's just gonna be you and me from now on.
不许动 举起手 Stop! Let me see your hands! Put your hands up!
但是她很快发现 But as she soon discovered,
要在邻里间偷偷溜走并不是件容易的事 it's not that easy to slip away in the suburbs,
因为在居民区 because in suburbia,
一旦你的邻居知道你要离开 once the neighbors hear you're going,
他们都会出来 they all insist on showing up...
和你道别 To say good-bye.
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每个人都要选择他们的人生之路 Everyone must choose the road they will take in life,
但对于某些人来说 and for a special few,
这条路是通向柴藤郡 的 that road would lead to Wisteria Lane.
他们都是以完全一样的发式到达这里 They all arrive the exact same way...
开这超载的卡车 Driving up in their overloaded trucks...
带着贵重的古董和美好的梦想 Bringing with them their expensive antiques and ordinary dreams.
我还记得第一次见到他们每个人的情景 I remember the first moment I saw each of them.
当苏珊.梅尔第一天搬进柴藤郡的时候我就遇见她了 I met Susan Mayer the day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
好了 休息时间结束了 Ah! Okay, break time's over.
她看上去非常的自信 She seemed so delightfully confident,
我不自觉地觉得有些害怕 I couldn't help but feel intimidated.
哦 Ohh!
哦 不 Oh, no!
哦 Ohh! Ohh!
但这种感觉很快就消失了 That feeling quickly passed.
帮忙啊 Oh, help!
有人听到我说话了吗 朱莉 Can anybody hear me?! Julie?!
我需要你帮我把门打开 I need you to try to unlock the door.
我在说什么啊 她只有两岁 Oh, what am I saying? She's 2.
好的 你好自己解开 Okay, I need you to unbuckle yourself
然后找个邻居 但是不要穿过马路 and try to find a neighbor... But don't cross the street!
只是告诉邻居 Just tell the neighbor
妈妈被困在一辆大卡车里了 that your mommy's stuck in a big truck!
天啊 Oh, yes! Oh, my god!
我有一个天才宝宝 I have a genius baby!
你好 你好 Oh, hi. Hi.
我只是有个平常的宝宝 I have a normal baby.
我是玛丽.艾莉丝 就住在对面 I'm Mary Alice. I live across the street.
苏珊.梅尔 非常感谢 Susan Mayer. Thank you so much.
如果我的丈夫过来给我解围 Um, if my husband had to rescue me,
我恐怕不知道结果会是怎样的了 oh, I just... I would have never heard the end of it.
邻居就是应该相互帮忙的阿 我真是笨手笨脚的 He thinks I'm a total klutz. Oh, please, that's what neighbors are for.
欢迎来到柴藤郡 Well, welcome to Wisteria Lane.
当你把行李都整理好后 When you're finished unpacking,
过来喝杯咖啡 怎样？ why don't you come over for a cup of coffee?
哦 哇！ Oh, wow!
我居然有邻居邀请我到她家喝咖啡 I have a neighbor who just asked me over for coffee.
对不起 你一定认为我是个疯子 I'm sorry. You must think I'm a lunatic.
不会不会 我认为你很迷人 Oh, no, no, I don't. I think you're charming.
还有你的宝宝 在我看来就是个天才 And your baby looks like a genius to me.
哦 她的确是 Oh, she is.
我们在这里会住的非常愉快的 And we're gonna be so happy here.
看看你的新家 Look at your new home.
你不会让我钻到墙里面去 是吧？ You're not gonna walk me into a wall, are you?
当然不是 但是当你第一眼看到它时 Of course not, but when you see it for the first time,
我希望给你那种震撼的感觉。 I want you to get the whole impact.
好吧 我知道这比以前的有些狭促 Ta-da! Okay, now I know it's a little more cramped
但是我们不能一直呆在布里的家里 than we're used to, but we can't stay at Bree's forever.
她很快就会从温泉度假胜地回来的 She's gonna be coming back from that spa vacation soon.
而且呆在这里也会很有意思的 你为什么这么对我 Besides, it's gonna be fun. Why are you doing this to me?
我学习好 不磕药 I get good grades. I don't do drugs.
我也没有乱搞而怀孕 I've never come home pregnant.
亲爱的 我只是尽我所能得靠自己过活 Honey, I am trying my hardest to stand on my own two feet.
好了 我还有六本书的方案要做 All right, I've got six book proposals in the works.
还要监督这个房子的重建工作 I'm gonna try to supervise the rebuilding of this house,
但是你知道 没有你的支持我什么也做不了 but you know, I can't do it without your support.
而且我希望你能为我骄傲 And I want you to be proud of me.
好吧 让我们看看里面吧 Fine. Let's take a look inside.
噢 这才是我的好女儿 Ohh! That's my girl.
你还有什么要我准备接受的吗？ So... is there anything you should prepare me for?
没有了 就这些 No! No. It's all good.
但是 还要提醒你 Oh! But you should know
的是你的床还兼用做餐桌 that your bed doubles as the dining table,
而且厕所就在洗澡的地方 and the toilet's in the shower.
亲爱的 看 我买了高尔夫情侣T恤 Honey, look. I bought us matching golf outfits
明天上课用 for our lessons tomorrow.
明天上课 我不能去了 Yeah, about that... I can't go.
明天我要去高速公路清除垃圾 I gotta pick up trash on the freeway.
你说什么？ I'm sorry?
我必须要做我的社区工作 I have to do my community service.
这是我的一个假释条件 还记得吗？ It's part of my parole, remember?
好吧 我等下打电话给乡村俱乐部 Oh, okay, well, I'll just call the country club
取消我们的课程 不 不 不 and cancel our lessons. No, no, no.
我已经付过钱了 你可以一个人去 I mean, I paid already. Might as well go without me.
我可不想一个人去 一开始这还是你的主意 I don't wanna go alone. It was your idea in the first place.
而且我也希望你能和我一起去 And I'd love to be there with you, too,
如果我不需要去57号公路清理那些乱七八糟的东西 看 这不是什么大问题 if I didn't have to scrape slushies and condoms off route 57. Look, what's the big deal?
你只管自己去上那个无聊的高尔夫课好了 Just go take the stupid lesson.
好吧 如果你真这么想的话 对不起 Fine, if you feel that way about it. Hey, I'm sorry.
我想我今天心情不太好 All right? I'm just a little on edge today.
哦 你看看那个废物 Oh, would you look at this crap?
他都看了一整天了 He has been doing that all day.
拉尔夫 有点迷恋 那又怎样？ Ralph has a little crush. So?
我难道就不能找到一个 So can't I get a gardener
不会对这个屋子的人有非份之想的园丁吗？ who isn't trying to sleep with someone in my house?
你才付六美元一小时 还没有额外的津贴 亲爱的 You pay 6 bucks an hour. It's all about the perks, honey.
苏珊 你和勒奈特 谈过吗？ Susan, have you talked to Lynette?
没有 你打过她的手机吗？ Uh, no. Have you tried her cell?
是的 但是她没有接 你知道她现在在那里吗？ Yeah, she isn't picking up. Do you know where she is?
哦 不知道 对不起 Uh, no, I'm sorry.
苏珊 我想你是知道的 Susan, I think you do.
我真的不知道 汤姆 I really don't, Tom.
一切都好吗？ Is everything okay?
是的 是的 我们只是吵了一架 Yeah. Yeah, we just had a fight.
听着 如果你和她通过话 Listen, if you talk to her,
请你让她给我打电话 好吗？ will you please ask her to call me?
谢谢 Thank you.
喂？ Hello?
他刚来找我 He was just here.
我想你应该打个电话给他 I think you should call him.
我不能 对不起 我真的不能 I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. I just can't.
妈 好了 就先这么说 Mom! Yeah. Hang on.
我一会再打给你 好 再见 I'll call you later. Okay. Bye.
什么事？ Yeah?
爸爸什么时候来 我想让他看看我跳水 When is daddy coming? I wanna show him my dive.
他不会来了 甜心 He's not coming, sweetheart.
但是你可以跳给我看 But you could showme.
你必须和诺亚谈谈 You have to talk to Noah.
但是他让我感到恶心 谁介意？ But he creeps me out. Who cares?
这可是我的下半生阿！ This is my life we're talking about.
我需要一流的律师来帮我打官司 I need a big-time lawyer in my corner,
但是 我们还可以从那里弄到这笔钱呢？ and where else are we gonna get that kind of money?
诺亚 要是知道这钱是用来救你就不会给我一个钢蹦 Noah's not gonna give me a dime if he knows it's for you.
他恨不得生吞活剥了你 告诉他这钱是给你的 He hates your guts. Tell him it's for you.
就和他说你想要辆车 Tell him you want a car.
就和他说要他用钱来赎回你的爱 相信我 Tell him you're ready for him to buy your love. Trust me.
要死的人的感情都很脆弱 Dying men are nothing if not sentimental.
为什么你学要这么多的钱？ Why do you need so much, anyway?
我想只有有罪的人才需要花这么多的钱请好律师 I thought only guilty men needed expensive lawyers.
很显然 费丽莎 策划这个阴谋已经好几个月了 Felicia has obviously been planning this for months.
谁知道她还作了其他什么证据来嫁祸给我 Who knows what other kind of evidence she's planted?
说不定 他们还会翻出玛撒.修博的谋杀案 With my luck, they'll open up the Martha Huber murder again,
用DNA 来给我定罪 try to nail me with some d.N.A.
你曾向我发誓 你从没有做过 You swore to me that you had nothing to do with that.
我是没有 I didn't.
你为什么争论呢？ Look, why are we arguing?
我是你父亲 照我说的去做 I'm your father. Do what I'm telling you to do.
你并不是我亲生父亲 You're not my real father.
你这个忘恩负义的... You ungrateful little...
我把你从那个可怜的吸毒者中救出 I rescue you from that miserable junkie.
给你了个家 一个有意义的人生 I give you a home, a life worth living,
现在你让我求你帮个小忙？ and now you're making me beg for one lousy little favor?
我只是需要钱 扎克 I need the money, Zach.
如果你不为我做这些 If you won't do it for me,
至少看在你妈妈的份上 at least do it for your mother.
毕竟 她选择自杀去保护你不受伤害 After all, she killed herself trying to protect you.
我遇到 布里.范-德-坎普 I met Bree Van De Kamp
是她搬进柴藤郡 的第一天 the first day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
世上总有些人 当你和他们相遇时 There are certain people, who, when you meet them,
总会不由自主地给你留下很好的第一印象 can't help but make a delightful first impression.
你好 我是布里.范-德-坎普 你的新邻居 Hello. I'm Bree Van De Kamp, your new neighbor.
这是你的青蛙吗？ Is this your frog?
布里 显然不是他们中的一个 Bree was not one of them.
是的 怎么了 Yes. Why?
我儿子好像从你的院子中偷走了它 Well, it seems that my son stole it from your yard.
噢 我不介意 Oh, well, I don't mind.
如果他真的喜欢的话 就让他留着好了 If he likes it so much, he's welcome to keep it.
不要这么和他说 Well, don't tell him that.
如果他不能认识自己的错误的话 那他永远不会知道什么是羞耻 If he doesn't feel guilty, he'll never learn shame.
发生什么了 ？ Hey, what's going on?
这是我们的新邻居 Oh. Um, this is our new neighbor.
她儿子好像不小心拿了我家院子中的青蛙 It seems her son accidentally took my garden frog.
哦 Oh.
请不要为他找什么借口 Please don't make excuses for him.
他爸爸就这么做 莱克斯！ That is exactly what his father does. Rex!
这是我丈夫 莱克斯 This is my husband Rex.
我们并不奇怪 只是看上去像而已 Hi. We're not weird. We just seem like we are.
这是我儿子 And this is my son...
那个小罪犯 The criminal.
说阿 Go on.
对不起 我偷了你的青蛙 I'm sorry I stole from you.
只是你们因该知道 我妈妈的确教过我什么是对的 什么是错的 Just so you know, my mom did teach me right from wrong,
所以我的行为并不意味着 so my actions should in no way
她不是个好母亲 influence your opinion of her as a parent.
哇哦 你还有什么要对我儿子说的吗？ Wow. Well, is there anything you'd like to say to my son?
尽管责备好了 Feel free to be harsh.
不 我....没什么好责备的 No, I'm... I'm good.
那么 我们现在已经结束这些不开心的事情了 Well, now that we've finished with all this unpleasantness,
我可以很确定的说 I want to assure you
我们会成为好邻居的 that we are going to be good neighbors,
而且希望有天会成为好朋友 and I hope in time, great friends.
那听起来...好极了 That sounds... lovely.
走吧 Come on.
哦 等一下 对不起 Oh, wait. I'm... I'm sorry.
这是莱克斯 安德鲁 和...你叫什么 It was Rex, Andrew and... What was your name again?
布里 Bree?
什么？ What?
你是布里.范-德-坎普 对吗？ You're Bree Van De Kamp, right?
我认识你吗？ Do I know you?
奥森·霍奇 苏珊 的牙医朋友 Orson hodge. Uh, Susan's dentist friend.
我们见过一面的。 We met after her house burned down.
哦 对不起 我没有认出你 Oh. I'm so sorry. I didn't recognize you.
这世界真小 不是吗？ Small world, huh?
是的 很不幸就是这样 Yes. Uh, excruciatingly so.
你在这干什么呢？ Ah. What are you doing here?
一个星期三 四次 我来拜访我的朋友 Well, three or four times a week, I visit my... my friend.
你呢？ What about you?
哦 我只是认为这是个好地方 Oh, I just thought it'd be a lovely place
来度假 to take a nice, long rest.
听着 Ah. Um, listen,
我告诉我朋友 那个 我在温泉胜地度假 I told my friends that I was, um, I was at a spa,
所以 如果你碰到苏珊... 我什么也不会说的 so if you run into Susan, I... your secret is safe.
说真的 And seriously...
我不像这里其余的人 I am not like these other people.
我看出来了 Oh, I can tell.
一个真正的贵妇到那里都是与众不同的 A real lady always stands out in a crowd.
那个 你的话真受用 Well, that was... Very sweet.
享受你的假期 Enjoy your rest, Bree Van De Kamp.
朋友 我和你有同感 Boy, do I feel for you.
试图让你的朋友相信你还是正常的 Trying to convince your friends that you're still normal,
即使你周围都是些疯子 and you're surrounded by a bunch of loons.
你也这样？ You, too?
哦 当然 Oh, please.
BARR 医生竭尽所能让我觉得 Dr. Barr goes out of his way to make me feel
自己真是个精神病患者 like a complete psychopath.
我想他比别的病人更不正常 I think he's crazier than the patients, actually.
你认识...那个坐在轮椅上的女人？ You know that, um, that woman in the wheelchair?
她发生了什么事？ 她很古怪 What's her story? Yeah, she's a kooky one.
至从她到这 就没说过一个字 She hasn't spoken a word since she got here.
她只是整天坐在那里 She just sits there all day long
等她的朋友来看她 waiting for your friend to come and visit.
他每次都和她聊几个小时 He talks to her for hours,
但我想他根本什么都没听进去 but I don't even think she can hear him.
你说过让我有空过来喝咖啡的 Oh, hi. You said to stop by for coffee sometime.
我买了咖啡 I got coffee.
真不敢相信你看到我在和蚂蚁战斗 So I can't believe you caught me spraying for ants.
我一定看上去糟糕透了 I must look like a wreck.
事实上 你看上去还有些性感 Actually, you look kinda sexy.
你在开玩笑的吧？ You've gotta be kidding.
你独立生存的方式 让我惊讶 Oh, the way you're taking charge... it's impressive.
他们只是蚂蚁而已 而且它们那么小 They're just ants, and they're tiny.
当然 它们数量庞大 Of course, they do outnumber me.
你说过你要自己解决问题 Oh, you said you wanted to handle things yourself,
而且你做到了 很高兴见到你如此 and you're making it happen. It's good to see.
谢谢 Thanks.
即使这样意味着 Even if it does mean
目前 你并不想谈恋爱 you're not in the market for a relationship right now.
我那样说过吗？ Oh. Did I say that?
你确实暗示过 You certainly implied it.
有时 我口是心非 Well, sometimes I say things I don't mean.
我想这应该归罪于我喷杀蚁药水太频繁了 I blame it on my frequent exposure to ant spray.
这是什么鬼东西 What the hell is this?
卡尔 你到底想要什么？ Karl. What do you want?
我真不敢相信你居然强迫我们的女儿 Well, I can't believe you're forcing our daughter
住在有轮子的房子里 to live in a house with wheels.
我想我们应该谈谈这 I think we need to talk about this.
好吧 这是暂时的 Okay, it's temporary,
如果你不介意的话 我正在喝咖啡 and if you don't mind, I'm having coffee.
没关系 苏珊 Oh, it's okay, Susan.
对不起 我不是想赶你走 兄弟 Hey, sorry. I don't mean to chase you out, buddy,
但是 这只是我们的家务事 but, uh, this is really a family thing.
没关系 我能理解 No, no, I understand.
酷 Cool.
谢了 Mmm.
我晚点给你电话 I'll call you later.
你打的很好 You've got a great swing.
你只需要在球场上得到点小帮助 You just need a little help around the Greens.
你知道别人怎么说吗-- You know what they say...
挥球杆是给别人看的 进球才是真的 我说的对吧？ Drive for show, putt for dough. Am I right?
真是太对了 That is so true.
好吧 我们外面见 好的 All right. I'll see you out there. Okay.
给我些提神的饮料 Make me something strong.
我还要和那家伙打九个洞 I have nine more holes with that guy.
吉姆 一个小时前 在57号公路施工的工作队 Jim, it was just an hour ago that the road crew working here on route 57
目睹了他们的一个工作成员在已场车祸中丧生 saw a member of their own killed by oncoming traffic.
受害者是西班牙籍男性40岁左右 The victim was a hispanic male in his early 40s
以前是这一带显赫的生意人 who, for years, was a prominent businessman in the area.
在通知家属前 警察还不能公开死者姓名 Police aren't releasing a name until the next of kin can be notified.
我们会跟踪报道 We, of course, will keep you updated...
这个惨剧的后续情况 On any late-breaking developments as this tragic story unfolds.
这是从57号公路发回的现场报道 Reporting live from route 57, this is Craig tsuyumine. Back to you.
索利斯夫人 你怎么回来了？ Mrs. Solis! Why you home?
卡洛斯死了 小梅 Carlos is dead, xiao-Mei.
不 请不要杀了他 No, please don't kill him.
不 你不了解 他已经死了 No, you don't understand. He's already dead.
这是个交通事故 There was an accident.
他在告诉公路上发生了车祸 He's all over the highway.
不。。 No...
他正在厨房 He in kitchen.
宝贝 怎么回来这么早？ Hey, babe. Why you home so early?
哦 亲爱的！你并没有死 Oh, honey! Oh, you're not dead!
谁说我死了？ Who said I was dead?
那些警察 他们打电话告诉我的。 你在说什么啊 The police. They called me. What are you talking about?
亲爱的 他们也不是很了解事情的经 Honey, they didn't know all the details,
但是 目击者说他们看到 but a witness said that they saw you
你到行车道上捡 一个从卡车上掉下来的草坪躺椅 run into the carpool Lane to pick up a lawn chair that had fallen off some truck,
然后你就在那些工人面前被后面开上来的车撞了 and then a bus hit you right in front of the road crew.
你怎么没有在那呢？ 我付钱叫 拉尔夫替我去了 Why aren't you at the road crew? I paid Ralph to go in my place.
什么？ What?
卡洛斯 他们还以为是你 Well, Carlos, they had your name.
哦 不 可怜的 拉尔夫 Oh, no. Poor Ralph.
为什么你的背上都是汗 Oh! Why is your back all sweaty?
我刚才在骑脚踏车运动 I was working out on the treadmill.
光着脚？ Barefoot?
看在上帝的份上 加布丽尔 拉尔夫刚刚才死了 For god sakes, Gabrielle, Ralph just died,
而你只是关心我的脚？ and you're worried about my feet?
我说 你到底是怎么回事？ I mean, what the hell is wrong with you?
我的错 对不起 My fault. Sorry.
你肯定发现那样做使你很平静 You must find that very peaceful.
你为什么这么想呢 Why would you assume that?
因为在三期的治疗中 你一直这么做 Because that's all you've been doing for three sessions.
可我依然对你以为所知 I still don't know anything about you,
除了你能很快地画出直线外 except that you rake in remarkably straight lines.
这就是你所能做的事吗 Is that what you're doing,
尽问我些无聊可笑的问题 asking me all those ridiculous questions
关于我的童年 你想了解我？ about my childhood, trying to get to know me?
关于这 我可以说我很正常 Well, here's a clue. I'm not crazy.
我只是有些棘手的问题不能解决 精神治疗法就是我们怎样帮助你去解决这些问题 I just have a few issues. And psychotherapy is how we help you deal with those issues.
你觉得你会得到怎样的治疗呢? 老实说 我希望 What kind of treatment did you think you were going to get? Honestly, I was hoping
你们能给我些药 让我不要有哪些奇怪的想法 that you'd medicate the hell out of me.
你不需要任何比 You don't need anything stronger
我给你配的药更强的药了 than what I've already prescribed for you.
我家里有一大堆的阿司匹林 I have aspirin at home that packs more of a punch.
这里说你的丈夫死了 It says here your husband died,
你以前的男朋友自杀了 you had a boyfriend who killed himself,
还有你以前酗酒成瘾 and you suffer from alcoholism.
一年中发生了很多事情 That's a lot of trauma for one year.
那你的孩子们呢？ What about your kids?
他们很好 Oh, they're fine.
安德鲁 去欧洲旅行了 Andrew is backpacking through Europe,
丹妮尔 参加了夏令营 and Danielle is away at cheerleading camp.
你和他们的关系怎样？ What's your relationship with them like?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
你们亲近吗？ Are you close?
他们和你交流想法吗 Do they share things with you?
你对他们感觉怎样？ What do you feel about them?
你知道吗 我真没有时间在这里和你浪费时间 You know, I really don't have time for this nonsense.
你到底给不给我开药 Are you going to give me some serious drugs or not?
不 No.
好的 那我回房了 Fine. Then I'm going back to my room.
布里 我不能强迫你对我说实话 You know, Bree, I can't force you to open up to me,
但那样可以更好的解决你的问题 but I can make it easier for you to focus on your problems.
那你将怎么做 And how are you going to do that?
我会让整理房间的人 I'm going to tell the orderlies
没收你所有的私人物品 to confiscate all your personal items.
我是自愿来接受治疗的 I committed myself voluntarily.
当你在这些文件上签字时 When you signed those papers,
我就对你的健康负责 I became responsible for your well-being,
我会用我觉得合适的方式来治疗你 我不需要那么多的帮助 and I will help you in any way I see fit. I don't need that much help,
因为我并不像你其余的病人 哦 当然 你是 because I am not like your other patients. Oh, sure, you are.
只是你自己还不知道 You just don't know it yet.
你儿子已经供认了他的谋杀罪 这是我们做的口供 Your son confessed to murder. We've got it on tape.
我儿子的智商只相当于儿童侦探 My son has the mind of a child, detective.
他还说自己弄沉了“泰坦尼克” He'd confess to sinking the "Titanic."
这是几个月前 This letter was sent some months ago
芝加哥警察收到的一封匿名信 说他们抓到的那个 to the Chicago police, saying the person they arrested
梅勒尼.福斯特 凶案的嫌疑人是无辜的 for the Melanie foster murder was innocent.
我们预感这是你写的 We have a hunch you wrote it.
是吗？我还从不认为预感 也能在法庭上成为证供 Really? I didn't know hunches were considered evidence in a court of law.
它们不能 They aren't.
但是事实是 But this is.
我们在这件夹克上发现了攻击者的DNA We found some of the assailant's d.N.A. On this jacket.
现在我们需要的是所匹配的样本 Now all we need is a matching sample.
你是不是有可能认得这件夹克 You, by any chance, recognize the jacket?
这部是卡博的 It's not Caleb's.
你可以否认它 但是... You can try and deny it, but...
不 No.
你不明白 You don't understand.
这件夹克是属于我另一个儿子的 That jacket belongs to my other son.
我不知道他到哪去了 他刚才才攻击了我 And out of nowhere, he just attacked me.
我哥哥从没有暴力倾向 My brother's never been violent.
我肯定他不是故意要伤害你的 I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt you.
但是他确实做了 But he did.
让我带你回家吧 Let me just take you home.
这对我来说确实是严重的外伤 This has been pretty traumatic for me.
我。我想你应该过几天再来 I-I-I think that you should come over for the next few days
我们可以好好谈谈 so we can talk it out.
我们已经分手了 梅勒尼 我已经没有责任去帮助你了 We broke up, Mel. It is not my job to hold your hand.
那好 也学我现在不应该马上回家 Well, maybe I shouldn't go home right away.
也学我应该先找警察帮忙 Maybe I should go to the cops first.
警察 The cops?
我刚遭到了攻击 I was attacked.
这是我作为公民的义务 你不这么认为吗？ It's my civic duty to report it, don't you think?
梅勒尼,我刚告诉你了 Mel, I just told you
卡博并不是故意对你那样做的 明白吗？ that Caleb did not mean to do what he did, okay?
梅勒尼,求你了 去你的 Melanie, please. Screw you.
不 你不能告诉任何人有关这事 No, you cannot tell anybody about this!
我可以对任何人说 放开你的手 我们在说我的哥哥 I can tell who I want! Get your hands off of me! We're talking about my brother here!
你哥哥在未来的十年会在监狱中度过 Your brother is going to go to jail for the next ten years,
我说你还是放弃把 so I say let go!
嘿 梅勒尼！ Hey, Melanie!
什么 What?!
你离我的家人远点 Uhh! You leave my family alone! Uhh!
我们都在勒奈特·斯加沃 We all met Lynette Scavo
搬进柴藤郡那天遇到了她 the day she moved onto Wisteria Lane.
我们很快就决定她会成为我们的好友 We quickly decided she would be our friend,
很大程度上是因为 她会是个很可怕的敌人 mostly because we were afraid to have her as an enemy.
你在拿我的卵巢开玩笑 还有...勒奈特！ Playing Russian roulette with my ovaries and... take a pill, Lynette!
好 好 Hi. Hi.
我们只是过来说 Hi. Uh, we just wanted to come
欢迎你成为我们的邻居 welcome you to the neighborhood.
恩 不过我们可以过会再来 Um, but we could come back later. Yeah.
不 等下 请别走 来的正好 No, wait. Actually, wait. This is perfect.
知道为什么吗？因为我们需要公正的评判 勒奈特.. You know why? Because we need some impartial judges. Lynette...
假设你的丈夫请求你怀孕-- Let's suppose your husband begged you to get pregnant...
一直求你 然后出于你善良的本性 Begged you... and out of the goodness of your heart,
你答应了 即使这可能影响你的事业 you agreed, even though it might derail your career.
你同意了 一个孩子 只是一个 You agreed to a baby. Ababy, singular.
勒奈特 我们只是刚认识这些人 Lynette, we've just met these people.
然后你去做了超声波检查 Then... then you go in for an ultrasound,
你听到了两个孩子的心跳 and you hear two heartbeats.
然后...一直到那时候 你丈夫才告诉你 Then and only then does your husband tell you
双胞胎是他们家的遗传 that twins run in his family.
我不认为这有什么问题 I didn't think it was that big a deal!
你们家有八对双胞胎 Your family had eight sets of twins
在过去的三代里 over three generations,
这还不算在肯塔州的三胞胎 not to mention your relatives in Kentucky with triplets!
三胞胎 我想问问你们 Triplets! So I ask you,
难道我就不应该好好的惩罚这个男人吗 do I not deserve to punish this man severely?
事实上 我认为 Well, actually, I think
双胞胎基因应该是母方遗传的 that twins are genetically determined by the mother.
你是干嘛的 科学家？ What are you, a scientist?
不 不 我写儿童读物 No. No, I write children's books.
恩 我们 我们过来只是介绍下自己 Um, we, uh, just came over to introduce ourselves,
但是 我想我们可以下次再做 but we can, um, do that at another time.
不 别走 这没有关系 No, wait. Please stay. It's okay.
我们不介意 我们不介意的对吧 We're okay. We're okay, right?
亲爱的 我们不想吓坏我们的新邻居把 Honey, we don't wanna freak out the new neighbors.
我很抱歉让你们看到我惊慌失措的样子 I'm sorry that you saw my panic attack.
我不会再这样了 I won't let it happen again,
特别考虑到这是我最后一次怀孕了 especially since this is my last pregnancy.
没错 你是老板 我只是你爱情的奴隶 Right. You're the boss. I'm just your love slave.
不要鼓励他 Aw. Well, don't encourage him.
亲爱的 显然 我们的新邻居 Honey, clearly, our new neighbors can sense
可以证明 上天赐给你个标准的好丈夫 that you have been gifted with a phenomenal husband.
炮弹 Cannonball!
伙计们 Guys?
你们能过来一下吗 Could you come here for a second?
我们需要认真地谈谈 We need to have a serious talk.
很好 我们有个很愉快的假期 Okay, we have had a great... vacation,
但是 明天我们就要回家了 but tomorrow we're going home.
但是我们不是回我们自己的家 Except we're not going toourhome.
我们要回奶奶的家 We're gonna go stay with grandma.
爸爸会在那里吗？ Is dad gonna be there?
不 爸爸不会去 No, dad is not gonna be there,
但是他会经常去来看你们的 but he... he is gonna come and see you guys all the time.
我们还是一家人 We are still gonna be a family.
这只是 It's just...
我将不再生活在一起 We won't be living in the same place anymore.
所以 So...
你们还有什么问题要问我的吗 Is there any questions you wanna ask me?
我们现在可以去游泳吗 Can we go swimming now?
炮弹 Yeah! Cannonball!
麦克,好巧啊 Mike, what a surprise.
是啊 你现在怎样？ Yeah. How's it goin'?
很好 很好 我.. Good, good. I'm...
只是过来买手表的新电池 Just came in to get a new battery for my watch.
那么 你呢？ So... whatcha doin'?
哦 我只是给我奶奶买点东西 Oh, just buying something for my grandma.
只是她90岁生日 It's her 90th birthday.
就是它了 Here we go.
她会高兴的跳起来的 This will sweep her right off her feet.
它很典雅 周年庆的时候也能用上 It's elegant, and she can build on it for anniversaries.
幸运的奶奶 Lucky grandma.
你这个家伙 你准备向苏珊求婚了 是吗？ You dog. You're gonna ask Susan to marry you, aren't you?
我可没这么说 老兄 我没问题 I didn't say that. Man, I'm cool.
就我来说苏珊已经过去了 As far as I'm concerned, Susan's old news, so...
好运 Mazel tov.
我没指望 你对此保守秘密 I don't suppose there's any hope of you keeping your mouth shut about this, is there?
我原本想给她个惊喜 相信我她会的 I wanted to surprise her. Oh, trust me, brother. She'll be surprised,
而且不是因为钻石太小而吃惊 and not just by how small that rock is.
看 我知道这车很贵 Look, I-I know it's an expensive car,
但是我需要它 可以给我钱吗 but I need one, so can I get the money?
孩子 你是个失败的说谎者 我看过报纸了 You're a lousy liar, kid. I read the papers.
我知道你爸爸发生了什么 I know what happened to your father.
我猜他现在想找个好律师 My guess is he's in the market for a fancy lawyer
帮他脱罪 to get him some rich man's justice.
求你了 Please.
保罗.杨把 迪尔德莉碎尸 放进了箱子里 Paul young put Deirdre in a box.
我的女儿 你的妈妈 My daughter. Your mother.
所以我们互不相欠 So we're clear,
我不会把钱给恶魔的 I don't write checks to monsters.
你为什么不能给我钱 Why can't you just give me the money?
你就要死了 你不需要钱 但是我需要 You're dying. You don't need it. I do.
不要哭 扎克这让我生气 Don't cry, Zach. It pisses me off.
你说过这些都将是我的 Well, you said all of this was gonna be mine,
那么我什么时候能得到 so when do I get it?!
‘帝国’是个自夸的名词 "Empire" is a highfalutin word,
但是我确实建立了一个帝国 but that's what I've built.
不幸的是... Unfortunately...
统治一个帝国必须要有铁腕的手段 An empire can only be ruled by an iron fist
和冷酷的心肠 and a strong gut.
我本是想留给你的 扎克, I wanted to give it to you, Zach,
但是我现在开始怀疑你是否可以胜任 but I'm starting to have my doubts about you.
所以怎样？ So what?
你要断绝我的经济来源？ Are you cutting me off?
我对懦弱的人没有兴趣 I don't have any use for weakness.
出去 Get out.
怎么 你想杀了我 What, are you gonna kill me?
证明你是个冷血的人 Prove you're a tough guy?
看 这就是我为什么不能 See? That's why I can't give you
把帝国留给你 孩子 the keys to the kingdom, kid.
没种 No balls.
我们在加布丽尔 索利斯搬进柴藤郡的那天遇到她 We met Gabrielle solis the day she moved to Wisteria Lane.
我们都很想看看这个 We were all excited to get a glimpse
成功的纽约模特 of a successful New York model.
有人在吗？ Hello?
我看到 We saw more...
嘿 你们 Hi there.
比我们预想的要多 Than we bargained for.
我是玛丽.艾莉丝 I'm Mary Alice.
你好 Hi.
这是 苏珊,还有勒奈特 和 布里 This is Susan, uh, Lynette and Bree.
欢迎成为我们的邻居 Welcome to the neighborhood.
我是 加布丽尔 索利斯 Well, I am Gabrielle solis.
方便的话 我们可以下次再来 Would it be better if we came back at another time?
不 不 不 我刚才只是... Oh! No, no. I was...
在换我出汗的衬衣 Just changing out of my sweaty clothes.
我没想到搬家这么麻烦 I didn't realize moving was such great cardio.
宝贝 我们还没有在厨房试过呢 Hey, babe, we haven't tried it in the kitchen yet.
亲爱的 我想现在我们应该把裤子从包里拿出来了 Honey, uh, I think it's time to unpack the pants.
是的 Right.
女士们 见到你们很高兴 It's nice to meet you ladies.
让我猜猜 新婚夫妇 Let me guess... newlyweds?
四个月 Four months,
这其中的两个月我只这样穿 and I've been dressed like this for two of 'em.
他总是欲求不满 He's insatiable.
嘿 你在干吗 Hey, what are you doing?
想和你做爱 Trying to have sex with you.
现在？ 好像有点迟了 Now? Babe, it's kind of late.
你不想和我做爱 You don't wanna have sex with me?
你总是想和我做爱 You always wanna have sex with me.
甚至在你刚做完疝气手术后的一个小时 你就想和我做爱 You wanted to have sex with me an hour after your hernia operation.
我有点心不在焉 I'm a little preoccupied.
一个好人今天刚死了 A good man died today.
不要多想 Don't take it personally.
小梅说了一句很奇怪的话 Xiao-Mei said the strangest thing to me.
当我告诉她你死了 When I told her you were dead,
她说‘不要杀了他’ she said, "please don't kill him."
那个可怜的孩子 That poor kid.
我们真需要给她上些英语课程 Oh. We really need to get her some English lessons.
朱莉,你在干什么 Julie, what are you doing?
我准备睡觉 I'm trying to sleep.
早啊 女士们 Morning, ladies.
卡尔! 你在干什么 Karl! What are you doing?
我给我的姑娘们准备了一个小小的惊喜 I've got a little surprise planned for my girls.
就是坐下 放松 马上就到了 So just sit back and relax. We'll be there shortly.
不 不 不 不 不 转过我的房子 No, no, no, no. No, turn my house around.
拿铁咖啡？ Latte?
女士们 看右边 Out to the right, ladies.
我的礼物 My gift to you.
你给我们买了幢房子？ You bought us a house?
让我们到处看看 有三间卧房 Let's have a look around. There's three bedrooms,
后面还有间客房 there's a guest house in the back
那你可以用来作工作室 对了 还有个游泳池 that you could use as a studio. There's a pool.
游泳池 真的吗？ 太好了 A pool? Really? Aah!
有什么问题吗 What's the catch?
没有问题。这是你的了 苏茜 There's no catch. It's yours, susie.
这房子是你和朱莉的了 没有别的附加条件 Yours and Julie's, no strings attached.
我不能接受这个 I can't accept this.
我只是要自己解决这些乱七八糟的问题 I just... I gotta get out of this mess on my own.
这不是施舍 This is not charity.
我欠你的 I owe you...
就当作是补偿 Consider it payback.
妈 Mom!
这有个游泳池和按摩浴缸哦 There's a poolanda jacuzzi!
至少没有人可以 在你睡着的时候把它开走 At least no one can drive off with it while you're sleeping, huh?
嘿 这是苏珊 Hey, it's Susan.
我只是通知你我让电工进了你的房子 Just wanted you to know I let the electrician in your house.
希望你在温泉玩得开心 I hope you're having a great time at the spa.
布里 嘿 这是贝蒂 Bree, hi. It's Betty.
我很抱歉在留言机上说这些 I'm... I'm sorry to leave this on the machine,
但是警察有证据说马修 和梅勒尼.福斯特的谋杀案有关 but the police have evidence that implicates Matthew in the murder of Melanie foster.
我们必须找到他们 布里 We have to find them, Bree.
我们必须找到他们 把丹妮尔带回来 We have to find them and get Danielle back.
你放开我 马上 You let go of me right now! Hey, hey!
这里发生了什么事 我要离开 这些白痴不让我走 What's going on here? I am trying to leave, a nd these morons won't let me.
你知道你这样滞留别人 会被告绑架罪 你为什么要离开？ Do you know that you can be arrested for kidnapping, for detaining someone?! Why do you need to leave?
因为我的女儿有危险 夏令营中发生了什么事吗 Because my daughter is in danger. S omething happened at cheerleading camp.
好吧 根本没有什么夏令营 这只是我的一个小谎言 Okay, there's no camp. That was a fib on my part.
我发现她和一个男孩私奔了 I found out that she ran away with a boy,
但是这个男孩是个杀人犯 杀人犯？ and the boy is a murderer. A murderer?
从你的语气中 我听得出你不相信我 I can tell by your tone that you don't believe me.
布里,让我们在我办公室谈 Bree, let's talk about this in my office.
我没有时间治疗 你这个骗子 I don't have time for therapy, you quack!
现在让我走 让我离开这里 Now let me out of here! Let go of me!
白痴 放开我 You idiot, let go of me!
你知道我是自愿来治疗的 You know that I committed myself voluntarily!
你不能这样对我 不 You can't do this to me! No!
布里,不要白费力气了 Bree, please, don't struggle.
如果我女儿发生什么的话... If anything happens to my daughter,
帮帮我 看在上帝的份上 so help me, god...
我们只是想帮忙 We're only trying to help.
你又想干吗？ What's this now?
我想去游泳 I wanna swim.
我们已经游过了 现在是该整理一下了 Well, we already swam. Now it's time to pack.
嘿嘿嘿! 又怎么了 Hey, hey, hey! What's going on?
爸爸就会让我去游泳 Dad would let me swim.
但是 爸爸不在这里 Well, dad's not here,
所以我说不行 so I decide, and I decide no.
哦波特 你要干吗？ Oh, Porter, what are you doing?
嘿 Hey!
从那里下来 马上 下来 Hey, get down off that right now. I mean it!
好 好 好,波特,别玩了 Okay! Okay, okay, Porter, just stop, all right?
进来 我们不说这事了 Just come on inside, and we'll forget the whole thing.
嗨 嗨 不 Aah! Aah! No!
爸爸！ Daddy!
爸爸 爸爸 Daddy! Daddy!
嘿 伙计们 天哪 我真想你们 Hey, guys. God! Ooh, god, I've missed you so much.
还有你 马克新. Oh, you, too, munchkin.
波特呢？ 他还好吗？ Where's Porter? Is he okay?
他把手摔断了 他们刚带他去照X光了 He broke his arm. They took him up to X-ray.
嘿 孩子们 去照顾你们的妹妹 Hey, guys, why don't you look after your sister for me, okay?
妈妈和爸爸要谈一谈 Mommy and daddy need to talk.
我和你没什么好说的 I've got nothing to say to you.
我给你打电话是不得已的 I just called because I had to.
亲爱的 不论你看到了什么我都可以解释的 Honey, whatever you saw, I can explain it.
我并不想听 I am not interested,
放开你的手 and if you wanna keep those fingers,
不然我就废了它们 I would move 'em away from my body. Thank you.
勒奈特,我并没有欺骗你 Lynette, I am not cheating on you.
我从没有过 也不会去做 I never have, and I never will.
我看到你和那个女人 I saw you with that woman.
她叫诺拉. 我12年前就认识她了 她叫什么都不关我的事 Her name is Nora. I met her 12 years ago. I don't care what her name is.
我遇到她在你之前 她是游艇上的舞女 I met her before you. She was a dancer on a cruise ship.
我们有过一夜情 We had a one night stand.
这些年来 我从没有想过她 那你为什么每两个星期就去亚特兰大看她 I haven't thought about her in years. Then why are you going to Atlantic city every other weekend to visit her?
我和她还有个孩子 勒奈特. I have another child, Lynette.
什么 What?
那个晚上后 她怀孕了 She got pregnant from the one night stand.
诺拉她独自抚养了那个孩子 并没有告诉我 Nora raised the kid without ever telling me.
我也是现在才知道的 I only just found out about it.
这就是我为什么来回奔波的原因 That is why I have been going back and forth.
我并没有外遇 I am not having an affair.
嗯 Uhh!
那个女孩的名字是凯拉 The little girl's name is Kayla.
她已经十一岁了 She's 11 years old.
我知道我应该尽早告诉你这些的 I know I should've told you about this sooner.
但是我想等亲子鉴定结果出来再说 It's just that I wanted to take a paternity test to be sure,
结果我的确是那个孩子的父亲 and I'm definitely the dad.
她为什么这么久才联系你 Why did she wait so long to contact you?
她说她想独自抚养这个孩子 She said she wanted to raise the kid alone,
现在 我想她改变主意了 and I... I guess she's changed her mind, honey.
亲爱的 我很抱歉 Baby, I am so sorry.
我还没有准备好 Not ready for that yet.
好吧 Okay.
你完全不能想象这对我的伤害有多大 You have no idea how badly you scared me.
我真的很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我已经打算放手了 I had already let you go.
爸爸 我有个蓝色的绑带 Dad! I got a blue cast.
嘿 伙计 你的确有 这很棒 Hey, buddy. You sure did. That's pretty cool.
嘿 Hey.
这有些痒 现在我们能回家了吗？ It itches. Can we go home now?
是的 我们回家 Yeah. We're going home.