前情提要 Previously on...
在从婴儿生父那里得到确切回复之前 赋予你们对婴儿的临时监护权 I'm granting you temporary custody until we can get a straight answer from the birth father.
加布丽尔得到了她想要的东西 Gabrielle got exactly what she wanted.
伊迪不知道这事 If Edie doesn't know,
不代表你没有背着她 和我偷情 then that means that you just cheated on her withme.
苏珊又一次被骗了 Susan got fooled again...
我也是SA的成员 I'm also a member of s.A.
而布里发现了太多的 And Bree got too much...
性爱互助者协会 Sex addicts anonymous.
太多的信息 Information.
卡尔 梅尔并不经常祈祷 而当他祈祷的时候 Karl Mayer didn't pray often, but when he did,
通常是为求上帝赐予力量与人分手 it was usually to ask for god's help in breaking up with a woman
还有要上帝原谅他 and to spare him the nasty drama that usually accompanied
分手时的冷酷和出人意料的离开 such callous and unexpected departures.
多年来 卡尔甩掉了几十个女友 Over the years, Karl had dumped dozens of women,
其中没有一人能够料到分手的来临 and not one of them had ever seen it coming.
每一次 撤退 都悄无声息 Every retreat was always meticulously planned, right down to the personalized stationary,
成功地甩掉那些 不想离开他的女人 hence his record of successful getaways from women who did not want to see him go.
所以当他决定和伊迪.布利特 分手的时候 So when he decided to break up with Edie britt,
卡尔又一次向上帝祈祷 帮他避免一切不必要的悲剧 Karl prayed to god yet again to help him avoid all the unnecessary drama.
但不幸的是 Unfortunately for Karl...
上帝正想着… God was in the mood...
找点乐子 To be entertained.
快啊！ Come on!
这该死的是什么? 伊迪亲爱的 冷静一点 What the hell is this? Edie, baby, calm down.
伊迪 让我们面对现实 "Let's be honest with ourselves, Edie.
我们在一起以来一直都很不开心？ We haven't been happy in a long time"?
你是谁啊? 要你来告诉我 我开不开心 Who are you to tell me I haven't been happy,
你这个卑鄙的混蛋 我一直都很开心 you miserable son of a bitch? I have been ecstatic!
好吧 我才是那个不开心的人 Okay. I-I'm the one who hasn't been happy, then.
那你为什么要向我求婚 我不知道 They why did you propose to me? I don't know.
我已经告诉镇上每个姐妹 I have told every woman in this town
我们就要结婚了 而你却对我说 that we are getting married, and all you have to say to me
我不知道 那你还想我说什么呢 is, "I don't know"? Oh, what else do you want me to say?
对不起 I'm sorry.
发生了什么事? 是不是你有了别人？ What's going on? Is there someone else?
我的上帝 Oh, my god.
混蛋 Oh, crap.
快点,快点,快点啊！ Come on, come on, come on!
当他坐在那 卡尔不禁想问 As he sat there, Karl couldn't help but wonder
为什么上帝要抛弃他 why god had forsaken him.
他从来没想过 上帝... It never occurred to him that god...
可能是女人 Might be a woman.
上帝,请赐予我宁静 God, Grant me the Serenity
来接受不能改变的事情 to accept the things I cannot change,
赐予我勇气 来改变我能够改变的事情 the courage to change the things I can
赐予我智慧 来分辨两者的差别... and the wisdom to know the difference...
美景镇嗜酒者互诫协会的成员 The members of the Fairview chapter of a.A.
在每次聚会结束时都要祈祷 Ended every meeting with a prayer.
他们大部分人祈求上帝帮助自己 And while most were asking god for help
抵制诱惑 in resisting temptation,
布里.范 德 坎普 Bree Van De Kamp
却在想一些相当邪恶的事情 was busy thinking thoughts that were downright sinful.
...来世与神同在 阿门 With him in the next. Amen.
持续来参加活动 只要你努力了就一定会成功 Keep coming back. It works if you work it.
阿门 Amen.
我想你喜欢这出歌剧吧 I think you'd love the opera.
音乐和歌声都那么...有激情 The music and the voices... It's just all so... passionate.
是啊，一个300磅的女高音 勾引着一群秃头男高音 Yeah, a 300-pound soprano seducing balding tenors.
简直太棒了 你在嘲笑我？ That'd be hot. You making fun of me?
嗯？ Huh?
布里 Bree.
怎么？ Yes?
可能有一点 Maybe a little bit.
你们在干吗？ What's going on here?
克劳德？ Claude?
我们有约在先，记得吗？ We made plans, remember?
对不起 我只是 I'm sorry. I was just about...
我看到你想干吗了 Yeah, I saw what you were just about to do.
抱歉 彼得 但是这位是？ I'm sorry, Peter, but, uh, who is this?
这是克劳德 他是我的互助伙伴 This is Claude. He's my sponsor.
你嗜酒者互助会的伙伴？ Oh, your a.A. Sponsor?
不 其他协会的互助伙伴 No. I'm his other sponsor.
是我的性瘾 For my sex addiction.
该死的 彼得 我跟你说过什么？ Oh. Damn it, Peter. What did I tell you?
避免欲望的诱惑 Avoid lust triggers.
那她是什么？ And what is she?
拜托 别这样 伙计 Come on, don't do this, man.
她就是一个欲望的诱惑 一个欲望的诱惑 She's a lust trigger. A lust trigger!
对不起 我不明白那是什么意思 Um, excuse me. I don't know what that means,
但是请你别再说那个词了 but could you please stop saying it?
你的筹码呢?给我 Where's your chip? Give it to me.
你还记得我们刚认识时你有多堕落吗？ Do you remember how low you'd sunk when we met?
这代表了12个月的艰苦努力 This represents 12 months of hard work,
别向你的欲望屈服 not giving in to your urges.
如果你想为这个女人 放弃所有的努力 Now if you wanna blow all that on this woman,
那现在就告诉我 省得我浪费时间 just tell me now so I can stop wasting my time
在你身上 working with you.
我不想放弃 Idon'twant to blow it.
很好 Good.
那和这位美丽的女士说再见吧 Then tell the pretty lady good-bye
而且你以后不能再和她有任何联系 and that you can't socialize with her anymore.
快点说完 And do it quick.
我饿了 I'm hungry.
坏消息 Bad news.
艾得让我们通宵加班 Ed wants us to push through tonight
搞定埃德尔斯坦的房地产项目 and finish the edelstein realty pitch.
但我们不是两周后才做展示吗 But we're not presenting for another two weeks.
明天再做不行吗？ Why don't we start tomorrow?
但这怎么能帮艾得解决他的婚姻问题呢? 什么？ But how would that help ed avoid his marital problems? What?
他说得对 我听到艾得和弗兰在电话里吵架 Oh, he's right. I hear ed fighting with Fran on the phone
每天都能听到 这就能解释我们为什么老加班了 every day through the office walls. That would explain all our working hours.
但你幸运逃过一劫 斯加沃 达琳和他商量过了 Yeah, but you lucked out, Scavo. Darlene talked him into cutting
那些白天没有照顾孩子的人可以回家 the people who have kids in day care loose.
太好了 在他没改变主意之前我们赶快走吧 Hey, great. Let's go before he changes his mind.
但是不包括你 副总裁女士 But that doesn't include you, miss senior v.P.
艾得让你马上去会议室 你在开玩笑！ Ed wants you in the conference room now. You're kidding!
你是他的保护伞 勒奈特 他在 你就得在 You're his security blanket, Lynette. He stays, you stay.
杰瑞 你能帮我把孩子放到车里吗？ Jerry, can you help me get the kids down to the car?
好的 Oh. Yeah.
谢谢 杰瑞 不谢 Thanks, jer. Sure.
勒奈特? 什么事？ Lynette? Yeah?
把那些版面整理一下 好吗？ Get those mock-ups together, will you?
杰瑞 我不知道你有个孩子 Jerry, I didn't know you had a kid.
是的 非婚生子 Y-Yeah, um, out of wedlock.
那...明天见 Oh. So... see you in the morning.
对不起 我迟到了 I'm sorry I'm late.
发生了什么事? 卡尔和伊迪分手了 What's going on? Karl broke up with Edie.
噢 天啊！ Oh, my god.
是的 很明显 他有了别的女人 Yeah, apparently, he was seeing someone.
真的吗？ Really?
他说是谁了吗？ Did he say who it was?
我知道是谁 I know who she is.
她是一个喜欢给男人口交的贱女人 She's a man-eating, scum-sucking ho-bag.
不 他没说 No, he did not say.
你知道 卡尔甩掉你时 You know, when Karl dumped you,
我想那都是你的错 I thought that it was all your fault.
是的 以前我想... 是你太烦人或者床上功夫很差 Yeah, I figured that... You were a nag or bad in bed.
但是现在我...我知道你也是一个受害者 But now I... now I see that you were just a victim, too.
我们是同病相怜 苏珊 We have a bond, Susan.
就像我们是姐妹一样 It's like we're sisters.
只是一个漂亮一个难看 There's even a pretty one and an ugly one.
伊迪！ Edie!
不 我只是想说卡尔把我们俩搞得一团糟 No, I'm just saying that Karl screwed us both.
是的 难以置信 Yes, like you wouldn't believe.
姐妹们 我完全同意痛斥你们的前男友 但是我们应该 Guys, I'm all for bashing exes, but let's save
留一点恨意给那个淫荡的女人 a little of our hate for his partner in crime...
那个女人 The other woman. Mm-hmm.
是的 她们总是有借口 Yeah! You know, they're always coming up with these excuses
为她们破坏别人家庭辩解 to justify being a home-wrecker.
就是!就像 他不会和我在一起 Exactly! Like, "he wouldn't have been with me
如果他能在家得到满足 if he was gettin' it at home."
是的 亲爱的 你才是我一生的爱 Yeah, "honey, you're the love of my life."
她只是后备轮胎 She's just the runner-up."
看 孩子在做什么 真可爱 Oh, look, the baby's doing something really cute.
她在睡觉 She's sleeping.
像天使一样 Like an angel.
我们都知道卡尔就是一只狗 Look, I think we all know that Karl is a dog. Mm.
我是说 但是如果这些婊子 I mean, but let's face it... If these tramps
没把美食放在外面诱惑他 他不可能去吃 （指不光是卡尔的问题） weren't laying out the buffet, he wouldn't be chowing down.
嗯 每种情况都不同 Well, every situation is different,
而且我们在知道实情之前很难去判断 and it's hard to judge until we know all the details.
而这... Which...
很明显我不知道 我怎么会知道呢？ Obviously I don't know, because how would I know?
她是个淫荡下贱的婊子 肯定是 She's a slutty, slutty whore. Absolutely.
是的 Yeah.
你确定她需要这个? 我刚刚给她涂了防晒霜 Are you sure she needs that? I just put sunscreen on her.
是的 要带上帽子 这是一整套的 Yes, she needs the bonnet. It completes the outfit.
噢加布 看在上帝的份上 Oh, for god's sakes, Gaby.
虽然她还小 但现在开始打扮不会太早 She's never too young to start accessorizing.
而且今天所有的邻居都在 Besides, all the neighbors are out today,
我想让他们知道我们有多开心 让他们羡慕我们 and I want them to see how happy we are and wish they were us.
嘿 Hey.
嗯 孩子很漂亮 Uh, the baby's a beauty.
是啊 我们有点溺爱她 We think so, but we're a little biased.
喔 她的眼睛和我一样 Oh, wow, she's got my eyes.
哦 Huh?
我是戴尔 Oh, I'm Dale.
戴尔 赫尔姆 我是孩子的亲生父亲 Dale helm. I'm the baby's birth father.
嗯 你好 戴尔 Uh, well, hi, Dale.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
很多人都在找你 A lot of people have been looking for you.
是的 我知道 律师和法院的那些人 Yeah, I know, lawyers and stuff.
我在佛罗里达州有点事情 耽搁了一段时间 I got kinda held up in Florida longer than I thought.
春假 对吧？ Spring break, right?
是的 伙计 我们整天无所事事 Yeah. Oh, man, we were wasted 24/7.
然后我收到短信就以为是 Then I got the message and just thought
我的朋友在捉弄我 那些混蛋！ my friends were messing with me. Those buttwads!
好吧 他在这里是个好事情 Ahem. Well, it's a good thing he's here.
我们可以带他到律师办公室 We can take him to the lawyer's office,
然后你可以把监护权完全转移给我们 and you can sign over full custody to us.
好的 Okay.
嗯 关于这个事情 Yeah, uh, the thing about that is,
我想要回孩子 I'm gonna want the baby.
拜托 两位 我们没必要把这件事弄得太难看 Come on, you guys. We don't have to make this ugly.
你想抢走我们的孩子! 怎么可能不难看！ You're trying to take our baby! How is it not gonna be ugly?
继续走 加布别理他 Just keep walking, Gaby. Don't engage him.
听我说 索利斯先生... Listen, Mr. Solis...
不 你听着!我们是监护人 No, you listen! We were granted custody.
如果你想要她 你和法官去说吧 If you want her, you talk to the judge.
怎么这么慢? 他们让我和法官去说 Hey, what is the holdup? They told me I gotta talk to a judge.
你该死的在这里干吗 弗兰克? 这是他的孩子 把孩子给他！ What the hell are you doing here, frank? It's his baby. Give it to him!
我才不给呢! 索利斯夫人我能看看孩子吗？ Like hell! Hey, Mrs. Solis, can I see the baby?
不行! 戴尔 快点动手！ No! Dale, just do it already!
我不想绑架孩子 干吗不?他们就绑架了孩子 I'm not just gonna kidnap it. Why not? They did!
这是你的孩子 快动手！ It is your baby. Just take it!
你试试看 Try it.
弗兰克？ Frank?
上车 笨蛋 Get in, you moron.
不过你们好像对她很不错 蠢驴！ Anyways, it looks like you're doing a good job with her. Dumb-ass!
她看上去很干净 She seems clean.
就像我说的 我们在这里住得很开心 And like I said, we have been very happy here,
我想你们也会的 and I'm sure you will be, too.
我们都很喜欢 是的 Well, we just love it. Yeah.
等楼梯修好了我带你们看地下室 Once the stairs are repaired, I'll show you the basement.
怎么回事？ What's going on?
房子刚刚卖了 The house just sold.
开始收拾行李吧 Start packing.
你们为什么不能把卡博放到收容所去呢？ Why don't you just put Caleb in an institution?
他早晚都要去那 我妈不肯让陌生人照顾他 It's where he belongs anyway. My mom would never let strangers take care of him.
那你为什么不报警？ Then why don't you call the police?
那就不是随她说了算了 如果我报警 Then it's notupto her. If I call the police,
我和我妈就得和卡博一起进监狱 my mom and I go to jail withcaleb.
我们窝藏了一个杀人犯 你瞧 如果我们... We've been hiding a murderer. Now, look, if we...
如果我们搬走了 我保证每天打电话给你 If wedomove, I promise I will call you every day.
我不需要一个话友 我要的是一个男朋友！ I don't need a phone buddy. I need a boyfriend!
冷静下来好吗? 别告诉我该做什么！ Would you calm down, please? Don't tell me what to do!
你知道 我可以自己去报警！ You know, I could go to the police myself! Danielle...
丹妮尔... 我只是...我太爱你了 I just... I love you so much.
为了能把你留在这 我愿意做任何事 I would do anything to keep you here.
是的 我看到了 Yeah, I see that now.
你不能把我一个人留在这 想想办法 You can't leave me alone here. You have to think of something.
别担心 Don't worry.
我会的 I will.
噢 天那！ Oh, my god!
艾得?我很抱歉 Ed? Hey, I'm so sorry,
那只是打给汤姆看的 but obviously that was just meant for Tom's eyes only.
无心之过 别担心 Honest mistake. Don't even worry about it.
好的 Okay.
谢谢 我回办公室去了 Thanks. Well, I'm gonna go back in my office
继续感觉像个超级大变态 and continue to feel like a huge pervert.
至少你和汤姆还有感情生活 At least you and Tom havea love life.
条件允许的话我们都会尽力而为 Well, we do the best we can given the circumstances.
总比我和弗兰好 我们在那方面就像死掉一样 Better than Fran and I. We're dead in that department.
我不想拿这些事烦你 I don't wanna bore you with the details.
非常感谢 I appreciate that.
你知道吗 艾得 You know, ed...
我不管干涉你的私人生活 I don't wanna pry into your personal business,
但是你在那方面好像有点问题 but if you are having problems in that area,
你不必听天由命 you don't have to be resigned to it.
那你想建议我怎么做 招妓？ What are you suggesting, hookers?
不 本人不花钱买性 No, ed ferrara doesn't pay for sex.
我是说 你可以和弗兰调调情 I mean, you and Fran could spice it up a bit.
重新激起爱的火花 You know, get the old juices flowing again.
噢 我知道 Oh, I see.
就像... Kinda like, uh...
我要舔遍你的全身 "I'd like to lick you from head to foot."
好吧 那并不是我最拿手的 Okay, well, that wasn't my best work,
但效果不容忽视 but you can't deny results.
我要...很管用 当我回到家 I.m.ing works, and when I go home tonight,
汤姆和我会... Tom and I are going to...
好吧 我到家都精疲力尽了 Okay, well, I'm gonna be exhausted,
我大概只能躺在那 但是相信我 so I'll probably just lay there. But trust me,
汤姆会奉陪到底 tomis gonna go to town.
可以考虑 谁知道呢 It's something to think about, lord knows.
不幸的是... You know what the sad truth is?
我已经在考虑招妓女了 Ihavebeen thinking about hookers.
好吧 Okay!
噢 希望那会有用 Uh, well, I hope that helped.
我要回去工作了 做完我们就都可以回去了 And I'm just gonna go back and finish so we can all get out of here.
让我猜猜 你不是来买熊仔饼的吧 Let me guess. You're not here for a bear claw.
不是 No, I'm not.
你在浪费时间 You're wasting your time.
你不必为彼得担心 Look, you don't have to worry about Peter,
起码他和我在一起时 not while he's with me.
是吗?为什么？ Yeah? Why is that?
因为当发展到性时 Because when it comes to sex,
我有坚定的道德界限 I have an unwavering moral compass.
真的 就算一个男人整日哀求 Truly. A man could beg and plead all day long,
我也不为所动 and it wouldn't make any difference.
我有这么强的自控力 So since I have such strong self-control,
毫无理由去结束我们的友谊 there's really no reason for us to end our friendship.
这家伙是个不定时炸弹 The guy's a ticking bomb.
你根本不了解 You have no idea
这种病带来的堕落 the kind of depravity that comes with this disease.
每天在陌生人的床上醒来... Waking up in a stranger's bed every morning...
整晚在公园游荡 Cruising the park at night,
只想找人鬼混来摆脱欲望 looking for somebody to get off with,
一找到机会就手淫 compulsive masturbation every chance you get!
像我和彼得这样的人 Look, for guys like Peter and me,
性对我们而言一点都不美好 there's no beauty in the sex.
只是一种空虚丑恶的欲望 It's an empty and ugly compulsion.
好吧 我很抱歉 Well, I am sorry,
但是我知道彼得还... but the Peter I know has a little more s...
等一下 Hold up.
克劳德 我需要...我需要一些帮助 Claude, I need some... I need some help.
你在这里做什么? 你又在吸了？ What are you doing here? Are you using?
没 但是我买了一袋 No, but I bought a bag.
你真让我丢脸 拿来 You're an embarrassment to me. Give.
第十大街有个聚会 你到那去 There's a meeting over on 10th street. You go there.
会后给我打电话 You call me after.
对不起 I'm sorry.
滚出我的店 Get the hell out of my shop.
我还是可卡因互助协会的一员 I'm also a sponsor at cocaine anonymous.
你还真是多才多艺 Well, aren't you the renaissance man.
说完了吗 公主？ Are we done here, Princess?
还没 显然你对一切 堕落的东西都融会贯通了 Not yet. You obviously have an encyclopedic grasp of everything depraved.
但很明显你一点都不了解 But clearly, you don't have the slightest idea
爱的力量 about the power of a loving relationship.
你对彼得来说不过 This is all you are to Peter...
能让他过过瘾 Something to satisfy his addiction.
我认为彼得做得比你好多了 Well, I think Peter is a better man than you do,
我不会让你把我们分开，试试看 and I am not gonna let you keep us apart. Try and stop me.
彼得什么都听我的 Peter does everything I tell him to do.
成瘾的人有一点可以利用 That's the one thing you can depend on with addicts...
他们很软弱 They're weak.
对不起 Excuse me.
我可以问些事情吗？ May I ask you something?
请讲？ Yes, ma'am?
如果一个市民 像我一样的普通市民 If a citizen, an ordinary citizen like myself,
知道有人藏了大量毒品 knew of someone holding a significant amount of drugs,
我的责任是什么 what would my responsibilities be,
在法律的规定下 you know, under the law?
这些是什么？ What's all this?
我跑去买了这个 And this one, I ran out and got
当我发现卡尔和他的秘书搞在一块 the day I found out Karl was doing it with his secretary.
你会发现这很有帮助 I think you'll find this particularly helpful.
有一章叫 It's got a chapter called,
你伤害的只是你自己 "revenge: You're only hurting yourself." Yeah, you know,
我真的一点都想看书 I'm just really not into the whole reading thing.
那为什么不出去走走？ Oh. Well, um, why don't we get you out of here?
去看部让人心情愉快的电影 Let's go see a feel-good movie.
你为什么对我这么好？ Why are you being so nice to me?
我只是想帮你 去看电影怎么样？ Well, I just wanna help. So how about that movie?
你知道我想怎么恢复吗？ You know how I like to heal?
大醉一场 I get hammered.
那好... Uh... well, um...
那我应该离开然后你可以开始喝酒 Then I should just go and let you get started with that.
你真想帮我?好吧 Do you really wanna help me? Good.
因为我需要一个专门的司机 'Cause I'm gonna need a designated driver.
好吧 Oh! Uh... Okay.
他怎么会因持有可卡因被捕呢？ How could he be arrested for cocaine possession?
克劳德发誓他是清白的 Claude swore he was clean.
太糟糕了 不是吗？ It's just awful, isn't it?
我的意思是 你永远不知道别人背着你做什么？ I mean, you never know what people are doing behind your back.
要点牛奶配饼干吗？ Would you like some milk with your cookies?
谢谢 Thanks.
只是 你知道... It's just, you know...
他是我见过最好的互助伙伴 He was he best sponsor I've ever had,
我不知道我现在该怎么办了 and I don't know what I'm gonna do now.
我想了一下... Well, I have been doing some thinking and...
有个想法 为什么不让我做你的互助伙伴？ Here's a thought... Why don't I be your sponsor?
你在开玩笑 You gotta be kidding.
你根本不知道什么是性瘾 You don't know squat about sex addiction.
渴望归渴望 Well, cravings are cravings,
你需要的只是一个朋友 and all you really need is a friend to call
当你有不好的想法时 when you start having inappropriate thoughts,
你就可以找我这个朋友 and I can be that friend.
我还可以帮你更多 Well, there's more to it than that.
克劳德这些年来把我 从相当难堪处境中解救出来 Claude rescued me from some pretty nasty scenes over the years.
如果你有麻烦 我可以处理的 Well, if you were in trouble, I could handle it.
你怎么这么确定呢？ How can you be so sure?
因为我会非常坚强 Because I can be very strong
为了我真正关心的人 for those people that I really care about.
你怎么会对我有感觉呢？ How can you have any feelings for me at all?
我是说 你只认识我几个星期而已 I mean, you've only known me for a few weeks.
是啊 在这段时间里 Yes, and in that time,
我知道你人品好又聪明 I've come to learn that you're good and kind and smart.
虽然你有一点小问题 And, yes, you have a little problem
需要一些帮助 that you need some help with,
我很愿意帮助你 but I'm willing to be there for you.
没什么大不了的 So what's the big deal?
如果你看到我最糟糕的时候 If you saw me at my worst,
你可能不会那么喜欢我了 you might not like me so much.
彼得 让我成为你的动力 Peter, let me be your rock.
照顾人我最在行了 Taking care of people is what I do best.
喝牛奶 Drink your milk.
我要的是超辣 Ah-ah-ah. Mnh-mnh. I asked forextraspicy.
我很肯定你刚才说的是中辣 I'm pretty sure you said medium.
是吗?如果你刚才写下来的话 Are you? Well, maybe if you'd written it down,
你就不用难堪地 you would've spared yourself
拿回厨房去了 the walk of shame back to the kitchen.
伊迪 你为什么要折腾那个女孩呢？ Edie, why are you torturing that girl?
就是她 卡尔爱上的一定是这个女孩 That isher. That is the one that Karl is in love with.
我们经常到这里来 We have been here a million times,
你应该看看她和他调情的样子 and you should see the way that she flirts with him,
等她回来我要把酒泼到 and when she comes back here, I am gonna shove this pitcher
她灿烂的小脸上 然后当她... in her perky little mug, and when she's...
好了 我们不要大吵大闹吧 这不值得 Okay, let's not make a scene. It's not worth it.
为了便于讨论 For the sake of argument,
我们...我们就当是其他人 let's... let's... let's say that it's someone else.
可能是一个脆弱孤独的女人 You know, probably it would be a vulnerable, lonely woman
恰巧被卡尔占了便宜 who Karl just took advantage of,
而且如果... and what if...
这个可怜不知所措的女人 祈求你的原谅 This poor, confused soul begged your forgiveness?
你会怎么样？ What would you say?
我会告诉她... I'd say...
太小人 太迟了 贱人 "Too little, too late, bitch,"
然后我会狠狠地踹她 and then I'd kick her.
是的 但是你不用担心 Oh. Yeah, but you don't have to worry about that,
因为我很肯定是她 我是说 还能有谁呢？ because I'm positive it's her. I mean, who else could it be? Yeah.
卡尔的办公室都是男人 然后他能接触的女人 Karl's office is all guys, and then the only women he sees
只有我 朱莉 are me, Julie,
那个...那个征税的女同性恋和你 that... that lesbian that does his taxes and you.
你知道我怎么想吗？ You know what?
就是她 Itisher.
真的?为什么？ Really? Why?
她刚刚...朝你吐口水 She just... Spit in your wings.
你看到我后面？ You got my back?
嗯...是的 Uh... sure?
来了 超辣 Here you go, extra spicy.
啊 Aah!
你故意的 You did that on purpose.
噢 Ugh!
耶 Yah!
啊 Aah!
你要付出代价 You are going to pay!
打 打！ Oh! Whoa! Fight, fight!
放开我!你放开我！ Get off me, you! Get off me!
梅尔!4对1 Mayer! Four on one!
帮我一下！ A little help!
嗯 我们离开了... So, uh, when we leave...
你会最想谁？ Who you gonna miss the most?
我不知道 I don't know.
你知道的 Yeah, you do.
你和她告别了吗？ You said good-bye to her yet?
没有 No.
兄弟 如果你喜欢她没关系的 Look, man, it's... It's okay if you like her.
你知道 我想丹妮尔也真的喜欢你 You know, I think Danielle really likes you, too.
真的？ Really?
是的 她告诉我她很难过 Yeah, she told me she'd be really sad
如果你不辞而别 if you left and didn't say good-bye.
我想... You know, I think that
她可能还想让你轻吻一下 she might even want you to give her a little kiss.
但是丹妮尔甚至不喜欢我到她房间 But Danielle doesn't even like me in her room.
她非常生气 She gets mad.
嗯 Yeah.
我和她谈过了 她感到很抱歉 I talked to her about that. She feels really bad.
如果你再到她房间去 她不会生气了 But you know what? She told me, if you come in her room again, she won't get mad.
还有 卡博 And, Caleb,
她可能会让你觉得 她不想你去吻她... she's gonna act like she doesn't want you to kiss her...
其实她想 But she does.
戴尔 赫尔姆 Dale helm,
像所有帕森教会学校的学生一样 like all the students at Parsons Christian academy,
被教导得以为 他的未来安全地掌握在上帝手中 was taught that his future was safely in god's hands.
他不知道的是 What he didn't know
加布丽尔.索利斯将要强迫他去摸索自己的路 was that Gabrielle solis was about to force a fumble.
好了 小伙子们 All right, guys,
你们知道下周我们要和猎鹰队比赛 you all know next week we're playing the falcons!
我们要把那些小鸟炸了当晚饭 And we're gonna fry up those birdies for dinner,
因为我们是爱斯基摩队！ 'cause we're the huskies!
爱斯基摩队怎么样？ And who are the huskies?
神之队!神之队! 神之队！ God's team! God's team! God's team!
神之队!神之队！ God's team! God's team!
神之队!神之队! 神之队！ God's team! God's team! God's team!
神之队!神之队！ God's team! God's team!
你来干什么? 你不能待在这 What are you doing? You can't be here.
让我们废话少说 Let's talk Turkey.
你到底想怎么才肯放弃孩子？ What is it gonna take for you to give up the baby?
这是不可能的 好吗? 我要回去了 It's not gonna happen, okay? I gotta get back.
我是四分卫 缺了我不行 I'm the quarterback. It doesn't look right.
好吧 不 不! 等一下 一辆车怎么样？ Okay, no, no! Wait, what about a car?
或者大学学费? 学费会毁了你的校园生活 Or college? Tuition's a killer these days.
我能帮你付掉 I could help you out.
我不需要帮助 I don't need help.
你听到那些欢呼了吗? 那是为我而欢呼的 You hear those cheers? Those are for me.
上次比赛我扔出了246码 Last game, I threw 246 yards.
这样的成绩 我可以进任何我想去的学校 With stats like that, I can get into the college of my choice.
那你为什么想要做爸爸？ So why do you want to be a dad?
现在正是你风光的时候 孩子会毁了你的生活 我知道 These are your glory days. A baby would ruin your life. Oh, I know. But frank said
但是弗兰克说只要我要回孩子 他会接手的 once I get the baby, he's gonna take it off my hands.
但孩子又不是他的 利比甩了他 But it's not even his. Libby dumped him.
他觉得他要回了孩子 He thinks that if he has the baby
她会觉得他成熟起来了 and she sees him acting all mature,
她就会回到他身边 不 不 不 she'll take him back. No, no, no.
我不会让那个白痴 把我的孩子当谈判筹码 I am not letting that idiot use my baby as a bargaining chip.
嘿 这又不是我能管的！ Hey, it's out of my hands!
不 没必要这样 好吗? 你只要做该做的事 No, it doesn't have to be, okay? Just do the right thing
签了这张放弃抚养权的表 听着 我真的很抱歉 and sign the release form. Look, I'm really sorry.
在我们今天启程之前 Before we adjourn today,
让我们一起祈祷 let's take a moment to bow our heads.
大家好 Hello, everyone.
我是加布.索利斯 94届的学生 I'm Gaby solis, class of '94. Whoo-hoo!
我想大声地向上帝欢呼 I just wanted to give god a big shout out
这个赛季精彩的比赛 for this amazing season.
上帝无疑是站在你们这边的 The man upstairs has definitely been on your side.
你们知道为什么吗? 因为你们这些男孩很纯洁 And you wanna know why? Because you boys live clean.
你们小心谨慎 你们远离麻烦 You keep your noses up, you stay out of trouble,
你们不会和脱衣舞娘乱搞 让她们怀孕 and you don't go around getting strippers pregnant.
这很好 And that's a good thing,
因为如果你们之中有一个 做了这样的丑事 'cause if one of you caused a scandal like that,
不但会被踢出球队 not only would that guy get kicked off the team
还会丢了所有的奖学金 andlose all of his scholarships,
这样上帝也会迅速抛弃你们学校 but god would drop your school colors so fast,
会让你头晕目眩 it'd make your head spin!
那这个赛季的足球赛就见鬼去吧 And then the football season would go to hell.
就事论事 No pun intended.
我想说的是 So my point is,
做正确的决定 没人会受伤害 do the right thing, and no one gets hurt.
签了名 盖了章 鉴证了 Signed, sealed, delivered.
莉莉是我们的了 Lily's ours.
怎么样? 你又要待到很晚？ So what do you think? Are you staying late again,
还是我终于能和我的妻子在家吃晚餐？ or can I finally have dinner at home with my wife?
天哪 我不知道 我要问下艾得 God, I don't know. I'm gonna go check with ed.
好的 Okay.
嘿 短信有点效果了吗？ Hey, any luck with that I.M.Ing thing?
不 还没有 No, not really.
我刚才和弗兰在网上聊了一会 I was online chatting with Fran a while ago,
我问她穿了什么 and I asked her what she was wearing,
她说她穿了一件黄色的衬衫 and she said, "a yellow blouse."
不错 那很好啊 然后呢？ Okay, that's good. Then what?
然后...嗯 就这样 我卡住了 Then... yeah, that's it. I just kinda blocked.
你卡住了? 我不知道该说什么 You blocked? Yeah, I didn't know what else to say.
你是一个得过奖的广告企划 艾得 You're an award-winning copywriter, ed.
别人付钱买你写的东西 You get paid to write.
那是麦片公司付的钱 不是色情杂志 Yeah, jingles for oatmeal, not soft-core porn.
我的天啊 又不是让你动脑部手术 For god's sakes, it's not brain surgery.
她还在线吗? 应该还在 Is she still online? Yeah, I think so.
喔 Ugh.
我喜欢衬衫紧紧裹着你身体的样子 "I love the way that blouse clings to your body."
你在开玩笑？ "Are you joking?"
你在开玩笑？ Mnh-mnh-mnh.
谁会拿你漂亮的胸部开玩笑 "Nothing funny about those beautiful breasts."
真的?那你想对我做什么？ "Yeah? What did you want to do to me?"
噢 Uh...
艾得 电话会议准备好了 Ed, your conference call's ready.
天哪 我差点忘了 Oh, god, I almost forgot about that.
好 我去开会 Okay, I gotta go take this,
你继续 你做到很棒 but you keep going, 'cause you're doing great.
不 艾得我不能帮你做这事！ No, ed, I'm not doing this for you!
你就... 什么？ Just... What?
抚摸你每一寸肌肤 Ahem. "Touch every inch of your body
直到你颤抖 until you're trembling."
嗯 我会咬得你很舒服的 "Oh, yeah. I'll bite you good."
当然 "Hell, yeah.
首先 我要你抚摸你自己 First, I want you to touch yourself."
当然！ "Oh, yeah!"
我马上就来 "I'm on my way."
你好 Hello?
布里 我是彼得 Bree, it's Peter...
我有麻烦了 And I'm in trouble.
你好 我是...是来找彼得 麦克米兰 Hi, I'm... I'm looking for, um, Peter mcmillan.
我不知道认不认识他 I'm not sure I know him.
你问问我老婆 她办的聚会 You should ask my wife. She organized the party.
嘿 朱蒂过来 有点女主人的样子 Hey, Judy, get over here and act like a hostess!
进来!进来 进来 快进来 Come on in! Come on, come on, come on.
你好 Hey there.
派对才刚刚开始 Things are just getting started.
脱了你的衣服 尽情玩吧 After you take off your clothes, feel free to jump right in.
不 不用了 我很好 No, no, I'm... I'm good.
我只是...过来接彼得的 I'm just, um, here to pick up my friend Peter.
他把自己锁在你家的洗手间了 He's locked himself in your bathroom,
我是来带他回家的 and I'm here to take him home.
噢 是的 那个人 我们还在想他怎么了呢 Oh, yeah, that guy. We were wondering about him.
洗手间在那边 The bathroom's over there.
这是你的自然发色？ Hey, is that your natural color?
是啊 Yes, it is.
真漂亮 我真想我的头发也能这么漂亮 Beautiful. I wish mine would do that.
真是糟糕透了 This is out of a bottle.
是的 我看到了 Yes, I'm aware of that.
彼得？ Peter?
彼得 是布里 你在里面吗？ Peter, it's Bree. Are you in there?
你在干什么吗？ What are you doing here?
我是个有性瘾的人 I'm a sex addict. What do you think?
你不会因为外面的派对兴奋了吧 You can't possibly be turned on by what's going on out there.
很恶心吧? 你为什么要到这种地方来呢？ Disgusting, isn't it? Yes. Why would you wanna come to a place like this?
不是的 我想让你来看看 I didn't. I wantedyouto come.
我不能阻止你喜欢我 I can't make you not have feelings for me,
但我想让你看看真正的我 看看我的生活 but I can show you who I was, what my life was like.
这不再是你的生活了 Well, that's not your life anymore.
但是它曾经是 But it could be.
如果我又陷了下去 这就是你可能找到我的地方 If I slip again, this is exactly where you could find me,
或是更糟的地方 or some place worse.
到时你会怎么看我？ Then what would you think of me?
彼得 布里... Peter... Bree...
关心我是危险的 It's dangerous to care about me.
这些年很多人来帮我 A lot of people have over the years,
但都以失败告终 and they all end up getting hurt.
莱克斯说他会永远忠诚 Rex said he'd always be faithful.
乔治说他永远不会伤害我 George said he'd never hurt me.
但最终证明他们都骗了我 And as it turned out, they were both liars.
只要你对我诚实 So as long as you're honest with me,
你会惊人地发现我能容忍一切 you'd be amazed at what I can put up with.
我们回家吧 Now let's go home.
嘿 你昨天熬夜了？ Hey there. Did you have a late night?
我希望是 I hope.
太恐怖了 It was horrible.
所有的事情搞得一团糟 The whole thing blew up in my face.
你为什么对我老婆说可以咬我乳头？ Why would you tell my wife to bite my nipple off?
我没这么说 I didn't!
我没这么说 那她为什么 哦！ I didn't. Why would she... oh!
蜜月的事 The honeymoon thing.
是啊 真是痛不欲生 Yeah, and it hurt like hell then, too.
然后她马上就发现 And it didn't take her long to figure out
我让陌生人在网上勾引她 that I let a stranger seduce her online.
天哪！ Oh, god!
她气疯了 把自己锁在洗手间 She was so mad, she locked herself in the bathroom
打电话给律师要离婚 and called a divorce lawyer.
你们要离婚？ You're getting divorced?
我在洗手间门口求了她2个小时 I spent two hours pleading with her through the bathroom door,
求她不要离开我... begging her not to leave me, and...
最后我们达成协议 We finally managed to come to terms.
什么协议? 我答应她解雇那个和她聊天的人 What kind of terms? I promised her I would fire the person who did it.
你要解雇我？ You're gonna fire me?
不 当然不 你对公司太重要了 No, of course not. You're too important here.
我准备解雇汤姆 I'm gonna fire Tom.
我告诉她是汤姆发送的消息 I told her it was him that sent the I.M.S.
什么?! 我告诉她是汤姆不知好歹 What?! I told her that he had a problem with boundaries.
我很抱歉 我也不想这么做 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna do this,
但是我的婚姻岌岌可危 but my marriage was on the line.
你不能拿我的丈夫做你的替罪羊 You can't make my husband your scapegoat.
我不会让你这么做的 I won't let you.
我别无选择啊 I don't have a damn choice.
我不能离婚 勒奈特 I can't be divorced, Lynette.
我不能 I can't.
他的合同还没到期 He's under contract.
如果你解雇他 If you just fire him,
他可以告你 我会支持他 你需要理由 he'll sue you, and I'll back him up. You need cause.
那好... Well...
我想我会找到理由 I guess I'll have to find cause.
如果我仔细点找应该不难找到 It shouldn't be too difficult if I look hard enough.
你眼睛好点了吗？ Hey, how's the eye?
还是有点红 Oh, it's still a little red,
但我把所有的辣椒酱都弄出来了 but I think I got all the hot sauce out.
那就好 That's good.
嗯...你知道那天 So, um... You know the other day
我说我们是姐妹那天说的话 when I said that thing about us being sisters?
当我说的时候并不是真心的 Well, when I said it I really didn't mean it.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I kind of figured that.
不 我是说 我之前并不是真心 但... No, I mean, ireally didn't mean it. But, um...
现在我真的这么想的 Now I do.
谢谢 谢谢你支持我 Thank you. Thank you for having my back.
我还需要担心你再去攻击女服务员吗？ So do I have to worry about you attacking any more waitresses?
我不会再惹是生非了 Nah, my bar brawlin' days are over.
我得走了 我还有个会要开 Oh, you know, i-I've gotta go. I have a meeting.
下次再聊 I'll talk to you later.
你是奥利弗？ Are you Oliver?
你一定是伊迪 很高兴见到你 You must be Edie. Pleasure to meet you.
我也是 Oh, likewise.
我听说你是这个镇最好的私家侦探 I hear you're one of the best private detectives in town.
过奖了 I do what I can.
进来再说 Well, come on in. Let's talk.
嗯...我想请你跟踪我的前男友 Um... basically, I just want you to trail my ex.
他为了别的女人甩了我 He, uh... left me for another woman,
我要狠狠地教训那个贱人 and I wanna nail that ho to the wall.
卡博？ Caleb?
快 兄弟 起来了 Hey, come on, buddy, wake up.
卡博？ Caleb?
是时候了 It's time.
离我远一点！ Get away from me!
离她远一点！ Get away from her!
丹妮尔 我要你打电话报警 Danielle, I want you to pick up the phone and call the police.
不! 什么？ No! What?
马修和他妈妈一直在保护卡博 Matthew and his mother have been protecting Caleb.
他们一家的麻烦已经够多了 They're in as much trouble as he is!
我不管 I don't care.
妈妈 求你了!我爱他 Mom, please! I love him.
求你了 Please.
如果我不在这个房子 If I hadn't been in the house,
他可能强奸她...或者更糟 he could've raped her... Or worse.
已经把他锁到房间去了... He's locked in his room now, so...
多说无意 我们的约定无效了 Needless to say, the agreement between us is off.
卡博太危险了 我希望他能离开 Caleb is dangerous, and I want him put away.
如果明天他不走 我就报警 If he is not gone by tomorrow, I am calling the police.
他会走的 我保证 He will be. I promise you.
我可以去看看丹妮尔吗？ Can I go check on Danielle?
可以 Yes.
贝蒂我是认真的 Betty, I am serious.
如果你不采取行动 我来做 Either you do something, or I will.
布里不用担心 Bree, stop worrying.
我知道现在该怎么做了 I understand what needs to happen now.
丹妮尔？ Danielle?
行得通吗？ Did it work?
非常好 Perfectly.
你做得很好 You did great.
我找了一些附近精神病院的排名 Um, so I got some rates on some mental hospitals around here,
有一家叫西佛克瑞斯特 and there's one called silvercrest
看上去很不错 which actually seems okay.
把火腿放进冰箱里好吗？ Put this ham in the fridge, will you?
我要用它来做晚饭 I think I'll make it for dinner.
妈 我知道你不想谈这个 但是我们必须... Uh, mom, I know you don't wanna talk about this, but we have to.
范 德 坎普太太会报警的 Mrs. Van De Kamp is gonna call the police.
我发过誓决不会把你哥哥送到精神病院 I promised myself I would never institutionalize your brother.
妈...你认为他过多久会再发作呢 Mom... How long do you think it'd be before he'd act out,
他可能会伤到其他人 maybe even hurt somebody?
几天?一星期？ A couple of days? A week?
然后他们会把他套上疯人院的紧身衣 Then they'd throw him in a straitjacket
夺走他仅有的一点理智 and drug away what's left of his mind.
他的下半辈子得听陌生人的摆布 He'd spend the rest of his life at the mercy of strangers.
但是如果我们不送他去医院 But if we don't send him to a hospital,
他就得在监狱过一辈子 he's gonna end up in prison,
难道你不觉得这更糟? 是的 当然 and don't you think that's worse? Yes, of course I do.
那我们应该怎么办呢？ So what the hell are we gonna do?
苯巴比妥(镇静安眠药) Phenobarbital?
很简单 It's easy.
没有痛苦 It's painless.
只要多滴几滴 他就会很快睡着了 It's just a few extra drops. He simply falls asleep.
卡博应该去一个更好的世界 马修 Caleb was meant for a better world than this, Matthew.
是时候给你哥哥他应得的安宁了 It's time to give your brother the peace he deserves.
这么漂亮的女孩是谁啊？ Who's the pretty girl?
看来该让爸爸抱了 Oh, looks like it's daddy's turn.
我抱她 好 I got her. Yes.
好了 Oh, yes.
索利斯夫人? 什么事？ Mrs. Solis? Yes?
我们有法院的指令 让我们监护柯林斯夫妇的孩子 We have a court order to take the Collins baby into custody.
不 不 不可能 这一定弄错了 No, no, no, that's a mistake.
不 我们有文件 No, we... we have the paperwork.
她的亲生父亲放弃了抚养权 The birth father signed away his rights.
她的亲生母亲提出了上诉 It's the birth mother who's protesting.
什么？ What?
在收养手续最终合法化之前 Until the adoption is legally finalized,
亲生母亲都可以改变主意 the birth mother can still change her mind,
她变卦了 and... she has.
不 不 不 不 不！ No, no, no, no, no, no!
加布等等 Gaby, wait.
你?你根本不想做母亲！ You? You don't even wanna be a mother!
好吧 弗兰克戒毒了 而且... Well, look, frank quit usin', and, uh, he got
他在工厂找了份好工作 他真的改了很多 a good job down at the plant. He's really stepped up.
就这样?！ So?!
所以我们想要一家人团聚 Well, so we're gonna give the whole family thing a shot.
好吧 我会把所有的钱全还给你 Well, I'll totally give you all your money back.
我不想要回钱 我想要我的孩子！ I don'twantmy money back. I want my baby!
来吧 我们走吧 Come on, let's go.
卡洛斯！ Carlos!
不!卡洛斯怎么回事？ No! Carlos, what's happening?
不 不 不要 你们不了解情况 No, no, no, ma'am, you don't understand.
你们不了解情况 这是我们的孩子！ You don't understand, this isourbaby!
不 我们给她喂奶 还有... No, we've been... we've been feeding her, and we...
我们给她洗澡 We've been bathing her,
我们在半夜起床哄她睡觉 and we wake up in the middle of the night and we rock her,
这样很疯狂 which is crazy,
如果你们认识我 就知道我向来不会做这些事 'cause if you knew me, I don't do that.
我向来不那么做的 I don't do that.
还有...还有我的丈夫 他给她唱歌 And... and my husband... My husband, he sings to her.
他唱歌 你不能带走她 He sings, so you can't take her away.
太晚了 我们已经爱上她了！ It's too late. We've already fallen in love with her!
卡洛斯 做点什么！ Carlos, do something!
不 你们不能走!你们不能...不能带走她！ No, you can't go! You can't... you can't take her!
你们不能带走她！ You can't take her!
不！ No!
她是我们的孩子！ She's our baby!
她是我们的... She's our...
不！ No!
求你了！ Please!
祈祷给人力量 There is a prayer intended to give strength to people
当人们面对他们无法接受的事实时 faced with circumstances they don't want to accept.
祈祷的力量 The power of the prayer
来自于人类本身的洞察力... comes from its insight into human nature...
我们祈求上帝赐予宁静 We ask god to Grant us the Serenity
来接受我们无法改变的事情... to accept the things we cannot change...
因为我们之中很多人 Because so many of us
愤然以对生活对我们的不公 rage against the hand that life has dealt us...
赐予我勇气 来改变我们能够改变的事情... The courage to change the things we can...
因为我们之中很多人是懦夫 Because so many of us are cowardly
没有勇气为争议去抗争... and afraid to stand up for what is right...
赐予我们智慧 来分辨两者的差别... And the wisdom to know the difference.
因为我们之中很多人对绝望妥协了... Because so many of us give in to despair...
当我们无法抉择时 When faced with an impossible choice.
好消息是 对那些想要什么就祈祷的人们 The good news for those who utter these words
上帝会听到你的祈祷并给你答复 is that god will hear you and answer your prayer.
坏消息就是有时候答案是不 The bad news is that sometimes the answer is no.