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－你不带我去 －爸爸带你去 - You're not taking me? - Dad's gonna take you
勒奈特为新工作付出了代价 Lynette's new job came with a price.
如果这个指控成立 我会被判8年 If this charge sticks, I get sent away for eight years
卡洛斯为他的错误付出了代价 And Carlos paid for his mistakes.
你爱威廉姆斯先生吗 Are you in love with Mr Williams?
不 No
我想机器捕捉到了一些 I think the machine picked up on something
我未曾察觉的东西 that I wasn't aware of.
布里察觉了 While Bree detected feelings
她未知的感觉 she'd never known.
你胆敢靠近她10步以内 You come within 10 feet of her,
我就报警抓你 现在滚吧 I will have you arrested. Now get out.
苏珊发现有的人… Susan discovered something...
扎克是你儿子对吗 Zach is your son, isn't he?
距家过近 Too close to home.
美景镇监狱的居民们 The residents of the fairview county jail
期待着每周的星期二 looked forward to every tuesday.
那是加布丽尔·索利斯 That was the day that Gabrielle Solis
来探望她丈夫的日子 Came to visit her husband.
那些犯人们用自己的方式恭维着她 The inmates went out of their way to give her compliments
不管她喜不喜欢 whether she wanted them to or not.
每次探访 这些恭维和赞美的力度 With each visit, these accolades became
与日俱增 increasingly inventive.
不过 加布丽尔丝毫不为所动 Still, Gabrielle was not flattered.
事实上 加布丽尔开始害怕这些特别的关注 In fact, Gabrielle started to dread this special attention.
直到有一天 当… Until one day, when...
我不认为夫妻探访是荒谬的要求 I don't think a conjugal visit is such a ridiculous request
索利斯太太 所有的要求 With all due respect, Mrs. Solis,
能过了庭审取证阶段之后再说吗 let's just get through the discovery phase first, okay?
我可等不了那么久 But I don't think I can wait that long.
我在努力免除你丈夫的牢狱之灾 I am trying to get your husband out of jail.
你希望我停下手边所有事情 Do you want me to just stop everything
来帮你搞定性需求吗 so you can have a booty call?
拜托 我们可是合法夫妻 Excuse me, we are husband and wife.
我们做爱 这是圣约 We make love It is a very sacred covenant.
好吧 我们要的不过是20分钟而已 Okay, look, all we need is 20 minutes.
－我说不行 －你不能跟我说不行 - I said no - You can't tell me no
你在为我工作 You work for me
你得实现我的需求 You will make it happen
你不能强迫我做任何事 You can't force me to do anything
我不是你的女佣 也不是你的园丁 I am not your maid or your gardener
我能让你为此入狱 I can have you arrested for that
哦 是吗 那这样呢 Oh, really? And how about for this?
你这个疯婊子 You crazy bitch!
嘿 向这位女士道歉 Hey, apologize to the lady
伙计你闯大祸了 我可跟狱长一起玩高尔夫 Big mistake, pal. I play golf with the warden.
你会吃不了兜着走… You're gonna rot...
你听见了 道歉 You heard him. Apologize.
听着 伙计们 Look, fellas,
我只是在做我该做的 都是她的错 I am just trying to do my job. This is all her fault!
如果不是她这么饥渴… 噢 If she weren't so damn horny... ow!
好吧 好吧 All right! All right!
去啊 Come on,
那一刻对加布里尔来说 It was at that moment it occurred to Gabrielle...
道歉 Apologize!
是对她最好的恭维 This was the nicest compliment she had ever received.
紫藤郡里所有的 There was one thing all
上班族爸爸的共同点是 the fathers on Wisteria Lane had in common...
在他们辛苦工作一天 they could return home from a hard days work
回到那个被他们抛诸脑后的家时 to the family they'd left behind
一点都不会为错过的珍贵家庭时光 and not feel at all guilty
而内疚自责 about the precious moments they had missed.
可悲的是 上班妈妈们的心情完全不同 Sadly, the same could not be said for the working mothers.
嘿 亲爱的 我已经尽量拖长晚餐时间了 Hey, honey, I held dinner for as long as I could.
对他们来说 这确实 It just got
太晚了点 too late for them.
你不能给他们喝点咖啡什么的嘛 You couldn't have given them coffee or something?
我觉得我几乎要错过他们的成长了 I just feel like I'm missing out on their lives entirely
嘿 你坐下吃 我会喂饱你 Hey, you sit, eat, and I will fill you in
别吃那个 那个放了很久了 Oh, don't eat that That's been sitting out for hours.
那是给玛百莉太太的 That's for Mrs. Mulberry.
这 This.
才是你的 Is for you
不好意思 你说谁 I'm sorry. Who?
玛百莉太太 Oh, Mrs. Mulberry
帕克想象中的朋友 Parker has an imaginary friend
英国保姆 Um, British nanny
我想他真的是被《欢乐满人间》迷住了 I think he really locked into the whole "Mary Poppins" Thing
那是他抱着雨伞睡的原因吗 Is that why he's sleeping with an umbrella?
他带着那东西 一刻不离 He carries it with him everywhere
那简直是安全毯 It's a security blanket
什么时侯开始的 When did this start?
我猜是一周前 About a week ago, I guess.
你不觉得有点怪吗 And you don't find it odd
帕克的新保姆出现 that Parker's new nanny made her appearance
正好是我回去上班的时间 right at the time I went back to work?
孩子们都有想象中的朋友 Kids have imaginary friends.
没什么大不了 It's no big deal
如果想象的朋友是飞袋鼠或者巨型机器人 I'll agree with you to a point,
而不是一个替身妈妈的话 when they're flying kangaroos or giant robots,
我会同意你的意见 not surrogate mommies
嘿 Hey...
帕克确实有点不适应 Parker is having a little trouble adjusting
仅此而已 That's all
很明显你也有点不适应 Apparently, so are you.
亲爱的 别过于敏感了 Honey, don't be so sensitive
我希望你是对的 I hope you're right
恕我过于敏感 At the risk of sounding too sensitive,
为什么给她的那一份比较大 how come she gets a bigger portion?
就这样 That's it?
是你说 You're the one who said
希望我们俩之间顺其自然 you wanted things to be casual between us
我是说过 Yeah,
但我们也不必表现得像兄妹一般吧 but that doesn't mean we have to act like brother and sister.
你给我买了肋排 我想表达下感激而已 I mean, you bought me ribs I have gratitude to express.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我做不到 I can't do this
顺其自然 This casual thing...
这这很奇怪 it's... it's weird.
不 不 不奇怪 No! No! It's not.
我们只是要表现得 We're just gonna pretend
好像我们是第一次约会一般 like it was when we first started dating
我们偶尔见见面 We just see each other occasionally,
直到扎克的事情解决为止 you know, until we get the Zach thing resolved.
是的 我们放松点 不要有负担 Yeah, well, we'll just be easy about it. No commitments.
当然 除了有一点 Except, of course,
我们俩都不许跟别人约会 neither of us is allowed to date anybody else
你看 Look, I.
我知道你对扎克的看法 I know how you feel about Zach
我不怪你 And, look, I don't blame you.
但他目前确实成了我们感情的包袱 But he's part of the package right now,
你要么接受现实 要么放弃我们的感情 and either you can accept that or you can't.
不管怎么说 Well, anyway.
麦克 等等 Mike, wait!
我接受 I accept.
你确定 Are you sure?
扎克是你儿子 Zach's your son.
我也有朱莉 And I have Julie,
你完全接受她 and you've totally accepted her.
尽管她目前为止 都是个模范孩子 I mean, granted, she's been the model child so far
但她已经15岁了 她随时可能不再听我话 But she's almost 15. She's going to turn on me any minute.
你最好能在我身边帮我 And you better be there to help me when it gets ugly
我会的 I will.
晚安 Good night.
－苏珊 －怎么 - Uh, Susan? - Yeah?
理论上说 我们不必再顺其自然了 Technically, we don't have to be casual anymore
我20秒内就能脱光 I can be naked in 20 seconds
包含了路上的时间 That includes travel time.
卡洛斯 你能冷静点吗 Carlos, will you calm down?
你挑起了一场监狱暴动 You incited a prison riot.
那不是暴动 It wasn't a riot.
最多混战 It was more of a melee.
现在谁来为我辩护 Who's going to defend me now?
多伊尔了解我的案子 Doyle knew my case
－他认识法官 －他叫我婊子 - He knew the judge. - He called me a bitch.
那是不是因为你表现得像呢 Well, were you acting like one?
他拒绝为我申请夫妻探视 He refused to help me get a conjugal visit.
等等 Hold it
就因为你要做爱 我的律师沦落到去做牵引治疗 My lawyer's in traction because you wanted sex?
不只是我 是我们 Not just for me, for us.
卡洛斯 你或许没意识到 In case you haven't noticed, Carlos,
我们的婚姻岌岌可危 our marriage is still on shaky ground.
你觉得夫妻探视就能稳固它 And you thought a conjugal visit would fix it?
至少不会破坏 It couldn't hurt.
自从你进了监狱 我们就一直吵架 Ever since you've been in here, all we do is bicker
我进来之前 我们也吵 我们一直这样 That's all we ever did when I was out. That's what we do!
没错 但是那时 我们吵完之后 Yeah, but when we would finish arguing,
就会疯狂地做爱 现在我们吵完 we would have this great sex Now all we do is fight,
却没任何补救 糟糟透了 and there's no payoff, and it sucks!
你和我需要性爱 You and I need to get laid!
别对我指指点点 Oh, don't judge me
会进来这儿的 都不是什么好人 You're not in here because you got caught helping the poor.
你看 如果能有所期待 See, we'd be enjoying this argument more
我们就会享受吵架的过程了 if we had something to look forward to.
好吧 去找那该死的律师 Fine. Get the damn lawyer
快点搞定这个事 And make it quick.
我当这个是个晚安吻 I take it that was my good night kiss
乔治 你是我很特别的朋友 George, you're a very special friend.
你真的是 但雷克斯刚过世4周 You are, but Rex hasn't been dead four weeks,
所以我觉得接吻 so I think kissing on the lips is...
太快了 further than you want to go
没错 希望你别介意 Exactly. I hope you don't mind.
安德鲁 你在做什么 Andrew, what are you doing?
扔垃圾 Taking out the garbage.
当然你记得威廉姆斯先生 Of course You remember Mr. Williams
嗨 安德鲁 Hi, Andrew
乔治 George.
已经很晚了 那么 Uh, well, it's getting late, so.
是啊 什么时候再想出去吃饭 就跟我说一声 Yeah So let me know if you want to go out to dinner again soon.
还有好些新餐馆我想去试试呢 There's a couple new restaurants I'd like to try.
我们最近已经在外面吃很多次了 You know, we've been eating out a lot lately.
不如你周五过来享用一顿家庭大餐吧 Why don't you come over Friday for a home-cooked meal?
－那样不错吧 －我很期待 - Wouldn't that be nice? - Oh, I would love that.
那你还不走 要干吗 So you leaving or what?
我们还没说完 We're not done talking
她说了 很晚了 She said it was getting late.
提醒你一下 那是个暗示 In case you missed that, that was a hint.
安德鲁 Andrew...
那不是暗示 That wasn't a hint.
该走的时侯 我自己会走 I'll go when I'm ready
确实太晚了 我很累 所以 Actually, it is getting late, and I am tired so...
看 你现在听到这位女士说的了 See? You heard the lady Now.
走吧 Take off.
安德鲁 Andrew.
没事 他可没那么厉害 It's okay. He's not really that tough.
他知道我不会对孩子出手 He knows I would never hit a child.
安德鲁 Andrew!
乔治 George!
住手 你们两个 马上 Stop it, the two of you, this instant!
这原本是个美好的夜晚 This was a perfectly lovely evening,
我不能容忍这种行为 I will not tolerate this kind of behavior.
你们明白吗 Do you understand?
好吧那 All right, then
乔治 周五晚餐见 George, we'll see you Friday for dinner.
我将做鱼肉款待 I'll be serving fish.
早上好 伙计 Hey, buddy.
喂 醒醒 瞌睡虫 帕克 Hey, wake up, sleepyhead. Parker
早上好 我的伙伴 Hi Hi ya, pal.
在我上班前 Hey, what do you say you and me go get some donuts,
一起用点甜甜圈如何啊 okay, before mommy has to go to work?
好不好 来嘛 来嘛 快点 快 Yeah? Come on Come on. Come on Come on.
好了 All right.
早餐想吃什么果冻吗 So what do you think you're gonna have, huh? Jelly?
我好想来个熊掌呢 'Cause I think I'm gonna have a bear claw.
停车 Stop!
我差点把玛百莉太太给落下了 I forgot Mrs Mulberry
你说什么 What?
哦呃 反正现在有我陪着你 Oh, um, well, since I'm here,
也许她就可以在家里放松放松 好不好 maybe she could just relax in the house for a while, okay?
不 我就要她 No, I need her!
好吧 Okay.
你好啊 玛百莉太太 Hello, Mrs. Mulberry.
别忘记系安全带 Don't forget to buckle up
我们出发 Here we go.
等等 Wait!
你忘了带上她的伞 You forgot her umbrella.
帕克 我们没多少时间了 Well, Parker, we don't have time
不行 No!
她不能没有伞 She needs it
喂 你回来干嘛 Hey, what are you still doing here?
帮帕克找伞 I'm looking for Parker's umbrella.
你看到过它没有 Have you seen it?
不 没看见 抱歉 No. Nope. Sorry
喂 亲爱的 你得赶紧了 Hey, honey, you better hurry
上班要迟到了 You're gonna be late for work
谢谢提醒 Thank you for that.
我没能找到玛百莉太太的伞 I couldn't find Mrs. Mulberry's umbrella,
索性就把她的遮阳帽拿来了 so I brought her sun hat instead,
将就一下吧 all right?
出发了 And here we go.
伞在浴室里 It's in the shower
你说什么 What?
玛百莉太太说 她把伞落在浴室里了 Mrs. Mulberry says she left it in the shower.
是吗 在我去你房间翻箱倒柜之前 Well, why didn't Mrs Mulberry
玛百莉太太为什么 volunteer that information
就没吱个声呢嗯 before I turned your room upside down looking for it, hmm?
你会回去帮她拿伞吗 Are you going to go get it?
不会 我才不要去拿那把该死的伞 No, I'm not gonna get the damn umbrella!
对不起 宝贝 我不是冲你发飙 I'm so sorry, sweetie I am not mad at you.
你要干吗 What are you doing?
我们不吃甜甜圈了 We don't want donuts.
安德鲁 你不可以穿成那样就出门 Andrew, you are not leaving the house dressed like that
我只是去会会游泳俱乐部的朋友们 I'm just going to meet some of the guys at the swim club.
那也不行 过来换上这件 I don't care. Put this on
一旦走出这个门 Every time you leave this house,
你代表的是整个家族的形象 you represent this family,
最起码你不能使家族蒙羞 and the least you can do is not humiliate us
一件破T恤只是表象而已 A ripped t-shirt is just a look.
那也是个不良的表象 Yes, a bad one
你明晚没什么安排吧 I hope you haven't made plans for tomorrow night.
如果你认为我会同那个药剂师一道晚餐 Look, if you think I'm having dinner with the pharmacist,
你肯定是疯了 you're crazy
我邀请他来的原因之一 Part of the reason I'm having him over
也是希望你可以对他有所了解 is so that you can get to know him.
是吗 但是我并不想要了解他 Yeah, well, I don't want to get to know him.
宝贝 你现在的感受很正常 Honey, the feelings that you're having are perfectly normal.
但是乔治并没有要取代你父亲的位置啊 But George isn't trying to take your father's place
他… 他只是我的一个朋友而已 He's... well, he's just a friend
是吗 你们俩只是朋友关系 Really? Just a friend?
也就是说 你没打算和这家伙 So you're not planning on getting more serious
今后发展下去吗 with this guy in the future?
我连想都没想过 You know, I haven't even thought about it
我看穿你了 你真是可悲 You're so transparent, it's pathetic
你一边担心一件破T恤 You're worried about a ripped t-shirt
会使家族蒙羞 humiliating this family?
却又一边在你丈夫的葬礼结束不到一个月 Wait till people see that you're dating the town nerd
和镇上讨厌鬼约会 静侯众人的反应 less than a month after your husband's funeral
我明晚七点准时开饭 I'll be serving dinner tomorrow night at 7
请务迟到 Please don't be late
抱歉 我已经另有安排了 I'm sorry, but I already have plans.
安德鲁 你不是要去游泳俱乐部见朋友吗 Andrew, don't you have a meet at the swim club?
对 那又怎么样 Yeah, so?
好像你自己并没有能力 Doesn't it require a large entrance fee,
负担该俱乐部高额的入会费吧 one that you can't afford by yourself?
你这是要挟我出席晚餐吗 Are you blackmailing me into coming to dinner?
你不知道我会为每个座位安排费尽心机吧 Oh, you don't know the lengths I'd go to for even seating
梅尔 这是你的吧 Mayer, is this yours?
居然吹到我的院子里来了 Blew into my front yard
对不起 我正忙着帮麦克找扎克呢 Oh, sorry. I'm helping Mike find Zach
那样的话 我们晚上就能睡个踏实觉了 You know, so we can all rest easy at night.
哦 然后把他送进监狱吗 Uh-huh And put him in jail?
我可不认为 麦克 I don't think Mike
对自己的亲生儿子下得了手 would do that to his own son
你已经知道了 You know?
麦克是扎克的亲生父亲这事儿吗 当然 That Mike's Zach's real father? Yes
朱莉告诉了卡尔 卡尔又告诉了我 Oh. Julie told Karl, Karl told me,
我又发了一些电子邮件咨询确认 and I, well, sent out a few e-mails.
你还真是小心谨慎啊 Well, thanks for your discretion
伙计 为让麦克·德尔非诺爱上你 Boy, you would do anything
你可真是费尽心机 to get Mike Delfino to love you
如果那个小怪物回来了 你打怎么办 So what's gonna happen to little creepy when he gets here?
难道你要每晚为他盖被子 Are you gonna be tucking him in at night?
早晨为他做早餐不成 Making him breakfast in the morning?
担心他把你的脑袋打开花 Careful to bob and weave
而小心翼翼地躲闪吗 as he tries to blow your head off?
伊迪 离我远点好吗 You know, Edie, could you just back off?
事实上 I mean, the truth is,
我们也许永远都无法找着扎克了 we're probably never gonna find Zach anyway
难度简直相当于大海捞针 It's a needle in a haystack.
哦 我懂了 Oh, I see
而你仍然可以扮演完美小姐的角色 And then you'll still come off as little Miss Perfect,
俨然一个自我牺牲的女朋友 self-sacrificing girlfriend,
视他的利益高于你的利益 putting his needs ahead of yours
原来你这个小泼妇也心思缜密啊 Oh, why you conniving little shrew
我真不明白 为什么我们会合不来 I don't know why we're not closer.
大卫·布莱德利 There was a reason David Bradley
成为美景镇上最杰出的律师 was the most successful lawyer
是有原因的 in all of Fairview.
他的论证极具说服力 His arguments were persuasive...
我不会告诉任何人 no one ever has to know.
他的举止异常强硬 His manner was forceful...
脱掉 脱掉 Take it off Take it off
而且他的要求总能得到满足 And he tended to win on appeal.
求你了 Please
倘若碰上比较棘手的情形 And when it came to the more challenging cases,
他知道如何在最初佯装拒绝 he knew it was to his advantage
从而使自己占据上风 to raise the first objection.
我不愿接你的案子 I'm not gonna take your case.
你说什么 What?
什么事 Yes.
抱歉 打扰一下 布莱德利先生 Sorry to interrupt, Mr Bradley
您的晚餐取消了 要我为您中止预约吗 Your dinner just canceled. Want me to pull the reservation?
不用 饭总归还是要吃的 No, I still have to eat.
对不起 我们刚才说到哪里了 I'm sorry, where were we?
你正打拒绝我的案子 You were about to turn me down,
但你将会重新考虑 and then you reconsidered
因为你知道 我会不在乎要花多少钱 once you realized I was gonna throw a ton of money at you,
这是事实 which I am.
这不是钱的问题 索利斯太太 Ah It's not about the money for me anymore, Mrs Solis.
事实上 如果我对一位客户没有感觉了 The fact is, if I don't feel passionately about a client,
如果我无法感受到自己体内的激情之火 if I don't feel that fire in my belly,
我就不可能在法庭上表现优异 I don't bring my A-game to court,
并且就我对于这个案子的了解 and from what I've read,
我必须有完美的发挥 才能救出你丈夫 it'll take my A-game to save your husband
不就是他殴打同志这事儿吗 Is this about the gay bashing thing?
他是清白的 He's innocent
他盛怒之下在法庭上对人施暴 He went berserk and attacked a man in court
对 但那是出于嫉妒 Yeah, but that was a jealousy thing
我老公在法庭上打的那个人 The man that my husband was trying to kill in court
压根就不是同性恋 请相信我 is not the least bit gay, trust me
资料上还说 你一直在申请夫妻探视 Your file also says you're seeking conjugal visits.
努力想要挽回昔日的夫妻情分 对吗 Trying to keep the old marriage alive, huh?
为什么所有人都极力阻挠 Why does everybody have a problem
我和我老公的性生活呢 with me having sex with my husband?
我能实话实说吗 Can I be frank?
如果你能让我如愿以偿 就说吧 Only if it ends with me getting what I want
你的婚姻注定是要失败的 Your marriage is doomed
你说什么 Excuse me?
我从事这个行业已很久了 索利斯太太 I've been doing this for a long time, Mrs. Solis
我了解监禁对于婚姻意味着什么 I know what incarceration can do to a relationship
婚姻本身就已足够艰难的了 Marriage is hard enough,
但当你被扔近水泥墙筑成的监狱 but when you throw in cement walls,
一天到晚就是武装警卫和铁栅栏 armed guards, iron bars,
婚姻就会迅速随之瓦解掉 it tends to go down hill rather quickly
夫妻探视根本于事无补 Conjugal visits not with standing
但我 But I...
你先别说 想听听我的建议吗 Listen, you want my advice?
离婚 Walk away.
你还年轻 You're young.
你犯了个错误 然后从中吸取教训 You made a mistake. You learn from it.
也许下次你会嫁给一个更有头脑的人 Maybe next time you'll marry smarter.
如果你不介意 我晚餐还有约呢 Now if you'll excuse me, I have dinner reservations
预约（纠正发音） Reservation
可你晚上是一个人吃饭 记得吗 You're eating alone, remember?
我猜这肯定不是你第一次一个人吃饭了 And I have a feeling it's not the first time.
对不起 我来晚了 I'm so sorry I couldn't get here sooner
我忘记我丈夫要带我们家小儿子 I forgot my husband had to take our youngest
去看儿科 to the pediatrician and...
没关系 斯加沃太太 It's all right, Mrs. Scavo
那么… 帕克又干了什么 So... what did Parker do?
你有没有发觉你儿子有一个幻想的朋友 Are you aware that your son has an imaginary friend,
叫做玛百莉太太 a Mrs Mulberry?
有 我们见过面了 Yes. We've met
昨天 Well, um, yesterday,
帕克在美术课上 Parker demanded that
要我们给玛百莉太太准备一个画架 Mrs Mulberry get her own easel during art,
这没什么大不了 which was fine.
但今天他又说 要我们给她一张课桌 But today it was a desk
不幸的是 我们并没有多余的课桌 And unfortunately, we didn't have an extra desk
那肯定糟糕极了 That must have been ugly
的确 It was
他还用这伞捅了帕蒂 Patty was rammed with this
我很抱歉 Oh I am so sorry.
斯加.沃太太 Mrs. Scavo,
你们家里最近是不是有亲人去世了 have you experienced a death in your family recently?
没有 没有 为什么这么问 No. No Why?
想象朋友通常是一种应对机制 Imaginary friends are often created as a coping mechanism
一种应对丧亲的办法 to... to deal with loss.
哦 Uh-huh
有时它也源于某些重大变故 Or it might occur as the result of some major change
或是源于生活中剧烈的转变 or extensive alteration in their lives
对 Exactly.
潜藏着的是某些深层次的忧郁 A manifestation of some deep-seated unhappiness
你能想到什么线索 Can you think of anything
以帮助我们解决问题吗 that might shed a little bit of light on this for us?
斯加沃太太 Mrs. Scavo?
谢谢 Thank you
我正在想金门大桥 And I'm thinking, it's the Golden Gate Bridge
一个拍摄日落的绝佳胜地 What a great place to get a picture of the sunset.
所以我从栏杆上探出身子 想要拍照 So I lean out way over the rail to get the shot
结果警察来了 Next thing I know, the police arrive.
有人用手机拨打911报警 People had called 9-1-1 from their cell phones
他们以为我要自杀 Thought I was suicidal.
我真不敢相信这他们两个竟然这么谈得来 I can't believe how well those two are getting along
没错 这太反常了 Yeah, it's freaky.
安德鲁那么有礼貌 那么投入 Andrew is being polite and engaging
他甚至为乔治讲的笑话而发笑 He's even laughing at George's jokes
这就是反常之处 That's why it's freaky.
乔治的笑话一点都不好笑 George's jokes aren't funny
乔治我能问你个问题吗 So, George, can I ask you a question?
这个问题有点私人 And it's kind of personal
当然可以 Sure.
你有没有真正和女人做过 Have you ever actually been with a woman?
什么意思 Excuse me?
好 我直说了吧 Well, let's be honest. I think it's obvious
从你的言谈举止来看 by the way that you talk and act
你显然不是情场老手 that you're not a player,
所以我非常好奇 so I was just curious to find out
你是否真的做过 if you had ever actually gotten in the game.
我和女人的经历和你无关 My experience with women is none of your business.
不 关系很大 Oh, I think it is
你正在和我妈妈约会 I mean, you're dating my mom
我们俩心知肚明 像你们这样的年龄 And we both know that at your age,
约会可不仅仅是拉拉手而已 dating's a little more than just holding hands.
我们并没有在约会 We're not dating exactly.
我敢肯定你们在约会 Oh, sure you are
知道吗 我觉得这很好 And you know what? I think it's great.
但我想确保我老妈能开心 But I wanna make sure my mom's happy,
我妈要是找了个懂女人的男朋友 you know, and it would really set my mind at ease
我可就放心了 to know that she's with a guy that knows how to please a lady.
咱能不谈这个吗 This is inappropriate
我父母的性生活过得非常和谐 You know, my parents had a great sex life
我曾经还听到过他们在卧室里做爱 Man, I heard 'em through the wall of my bedroom once.
闭嘴 Please shut up
你也应该听听我老妈的声音 You should've heard my mom, too.
那…是种很奇怪的呻吟声 She had this... this weird moan
像这样 It was kind of like,
怎么样 很奇怪吧 Isn't that bizarre?
这就是我老妈在高潮时发出的声音 That's the sound my mom makes when she climaxes
吃水果馅饼了 Okay. Time for cobbler
不好意思 有个盘子不太搭配 Sorry, one of the dessert plates doesn't match
我想把它换掉 I tried to replace it,
不过它可是斯波德式的佛罗伦萨陶瓷 but it's spode Florence.
很少见的图案 It's a rare pattern
是我祖母的 It belonged to my grandmother.
但希望你们尝了甜点以后 But hopefully once you taste the dessert,
就能忘记关于盘子的一切 you'll forget all about it.
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
乔治 你一定要尝尝 George, you have to have this.
这个真的很美味 It's absolutely scrumptious
就这样 That's it.
回你的房间 Go to your room!
乔治 George!
听见没 回你房间去 You heard me. Go to your room.
威廉姆斯先生 你怎么了 Mr Williams, what's wrong?
我说错什么了吗 Did I say something wrong?
布里 你得支持我 Bree, please back me up
他说什么了 Well, what did he say?
我说不出口 太下流了 但是他说了 I can't say. It's too sordid But he said it!
你会支持我吗 Are you gonna back me up or what?
乔治 起码你得把事情说清楚 George, I can't allow you to discipline my child
再管教我的孩子 if you won't even tell me what he did.
乔治 George.
乔治 George!
索利斯太太 我是大卫·布莱德利 Mrs. Solis, David Bradley
非常抱歉 上次我语气确实有点重 Look, I feel really bad about the tone of our meeting,
所以为了补偿 我打算帮你个忙 so to make up for it, I'm gonna do you a favor.
我越想越觉得 The more I think of it,
你们的婚姻就像是一辆失事的火车 the more I'm convinced your marriage is a train wreck...
千疮百孔 损失惨重 the gnarly type, you know, mass casualties.
不过我是一个很好的 Anyway, I'm passing on the name
打离婚官司的律师 of a great divorce lawyer, can l...
你可真够胆 You have some nerve,
居然在我的留言机里说那样的话 leaving that message on my machine
你知道这样闯进来很不合适吗 You realize this is entirely inappropriate?
我来告诉你什么叫不合适 I will tell you what is inappropriate.
你随便评判我的婚姻才叫不合适 You making sweeping assumptions about the state of my marriage
要喝点什么吗 Care for a drink?
不 No!
我在责备别人的时侯要保持头脑清楚 I like to keep a clear head when I'm telling people off
是什么让你认为 What makes you think
你对我和我丈夫的一切了如指掌 you know anything about me or my husband?
你丈夫的档案说明了一切 Well, your husband's record speaks for itself.
而对于你 我相信我的直觉 With you, I had to rely on my instincts.
你说的是不是 Would those be the same instincts
你选香水时的那种直觉 that picked out that cologne?
你养尊处优过着奢侈的生活 You're privileged You're pampered
你被宠坏了 You're spoiled
你想要随心所欲 You want what you want when you want it
你想要刺激 You want excitement.
每五个月一次短暂的监狱会面 A quickie every five months in a prison trailer
不足以让你过瘾 isn't gonna scratch that itch.
恕我直言 我自己清楚 With all due respect, I will decide for myself
自己有什么需要 该在何时满足 what needs to be scratched and when.
索利斯太太 你是个漂亮 Mrs Solis, you are a beautiful,
富有魅力的女人 desirable woman.
你丈夫是个笨蛋 Now your husband is a dimwit,
是个有暴力倾向的贪污犯 corrupt, violent criminal.
你可以过得更好 You could do. So much better
你是在勾引我吗 Are you hitting on me?
如果是的话 你会说什么 What would you say if I were?
我说我怀孕了 I'd say I'm pregnant
看来你被套牢了 So I see, you're stuck.
我不是被套牢 布莱德利先生 I'm not stuck, Mr. Bradley.
不管你信不信 我爱我丈夫 Believe it or not, I love my husband
我的要价是每小时700美元 I charge $700 an hour,
外加复印费 plus xeroxing.
我给你600 I'll pay you 6,
而且我要你在明天中午之前安排一次夫妻探访 and I expect a conjugal visit tomorrow by noon.
你的要求是不是太高了 Aren't you demanding?
正如你所说 Like you said
我想要随心所欲 I want what I want when I want it
社会服务部门的一位女士告诉我 So a woman I talked to at social services
有许多逃家者在这附近游荡 said a lot of runaways hang out here.
什么 What?
我只是在非常开心享受和你在一起的时光 Just happy to be spending the day with you.
在无家可归者的避难所和车站这种地方 At homeless shelters and bus stations?
我去问一下那些人 有没有见过扎克 I'm gonna go ask these guys if they've seen Zach.
我想我们分头找更好 I think we'll cover more ground if we split up
谢谢 Thanks.
你见过这个男孩吗 Have you seen this boy?
失踪的孩子 有人见过吗 Uh, missing kid. Anyone?
出走了一次… Going once...
出走了两次 going twice?
你介意把这些留下这儿 Oh, do you mind keeping those
然后发给来买冰激凌的人 and passing them out when people get their ice cream?
怎么 What?
那不就是他吗 在那里 Well, isn't that him, over there?
扎克 扎克 Zach! Zach!
别 别 别 扎克 Don't, don't, don't, don't. Zach!
别 别 扎克 别跑 Don't, don't. Zach, don't run away!
等等 回来 Wait! Come on!
回来 快回来 Just... would you get back here?
回来谈一下 行不行 Come on, really! Let's just talk!
够了 扎克 Damn it, Zach!
跑够了吧 It's enough already
没人看到过扎克 Nobody here has seen Zach
不过还有个西边的小客栈 But there's a halfway house on the west side
我想去看看 I want to check... out.
你怎么了 Are you okay?
我给你买了冰激凌 I got you some ice cream.
你买了 You did?
然后我又饿了 But then I got hungry.
因此我把冰激凌扔向他 然后逃走了 So then I just threw my ice cream at him and ran
没人想说些什么吗 Well, somebody say something
幸好你是在平地上 Thank god you were in flats
我还没有回过神来 麦克是扎克的生父 I'm still recovering from Mike is Zach's real father.
我应该告诉麦克 我见到扎克了 I should've told Mike I saw Zach.
我真可恶 是吗 I'm a horrible person, right?
苏珊 别这样 Oh, Susan, come on.
扎克袭击了费莉西娅 搞砸了你的厨房 Zach attacked Felicia. He blew up your kitchen.
显然他曾经想杀麦克 Evidently, he tried to kill Mike
我们大家都清楚 这孩子是个怪物 I think we can all agree this kid's a freak
布里 你怎么看 What do you think, Bree?
鉴于过去这些事情 Well, I think given everything that's happened,
你对扎克有点害怕是很正常的 it's perfectly justified that you'd be frightened of Zach.
但是 But...
扎克毕竟是玛丽·艾莉丝的儿子. but Zach is Mary Alice's son.
我们是看着他长大的 He grew up playing in our yards
如果他有一线活着的希望 If he has any hope of surviving,
我认为他回来总比在街头流浪要好 I have to believe he's better off here than on the streets.
我真没想到 I couldn't have imagined
我回去工作竟然让帕克这么难过 how much going back to work would upset Parker
他会好的 他只是需要慢慢适应 Look, he's going to be fine. He's just gotta get used
由爸爸给予全部的爱 to daddy providing all the love
我开玩笑的 开玩笑的 I'm kidding I'm kidding.
我开玩笑呢 I am kidding
孩子适应力强 他会适应的 Look, kids are resilient. He will adapt
汤姆他用伞袭击了老师 Tom, he attacked a teacher with an umbrella.
只不过是一戳 他戳了一下老师 It was a poke He poked her.
我也不知道 I don't know.
也许我不该回去工作 Maybe I shouldn't be working.
父母都待在家里 The kids would certainly benefit
对孩子肯定有好处 from having two stay-at-home parents,
但那样的话 全家就都吃不上饭了 although buying food might become an issue.
也许我应该调整一下我的工作时间表 Maybe I could change my work schedule,
挤出一些空闲时间 try and get some flex time
妮娜会同意吗 Would Nina go for that?
不会 不会 不会 不会 No! No, no, no, no!
你能不能提点有用的建议 It would help if you came up with some ideas
来点拥抱怎么样 How about hugs?
拥抱 Hugs?
没错 我在一本家庭杂志上读到 Yeah, I read in one of those family magazines
孩子每天需要大约十次拥抱 the kids are supposed to get, like, ten hugs a day.
让他们感到更安全 It makes 'em feel more secure
我建议多多拥抱 I say pile on the hugs
那能解决所有问题吗 拥抱 That'll fix everything? Hugs?
对 过来 Yeah. Come here.
来 Come here
很有效吧 It's working, isn't it?
闭嘴 Shut up.
小伙子 你忙吗 Hey, buddy, you busy?
是的 玛百莉太太在给我读故事 Yes. Mrs. Mulberry's reading to me.
她真是个好人 Well, isn't she nice?
不过现在该睡觉了 我来帮你盖上被子 But it's time for bed, so I'm gonna tuck you in, okay?
我拿走了 I'll take that.
我知道自从我回去工作后 I know things have been hard for you
你很难过 since I started back to work,
但不能陪你 同样使我很痛苦 but it is just as hard for me to be away from you.
你要知道 And you just have to remember
即便我不在你的身边 that even when I'm not around,
我对你的爱依旧不变 my love for you is real.
这种爱 你可能看不到 You may not be able to see it,
但它不会像玛百莉太太那样虚幻 but it's not imaginary like Mrs. Mulberry
而是真实存在的 It's real.
明白吗 甜心 Okay, honey?
玛百莉太太是真实的 Mrs Mulberry is real,
而且她说你是个骗子 and she said you're a liar
帕克 Parker
我们在看书呢 We're reading
我不明白 I don't understand
为什么我们不能再见面了 Why can't we see each other anymore?
因为自从我得知安德鲁对你说了什么 Because ever since I found out what Andrew said to you,
我便开始自我反省 I've been doing some soul searching,
并且意识到所有的一切 and I realize that everything's that happened
都是我的错 is completely my fault.
不 不 不 这太荒谬了 No, no, no, that's ridiculous.
不 一点也不 No, it's not.
安德鲁所说的一切 All the things that Andrew's been saying
以及他的行为 and the way he's been acting,
都和他父亲的死有着密切的关系 it's all connected to his father's death
这让我认识到 And it's clear to me
应该多花点时间关心他 满足他的需求 that I need to spend more time focusing on him and his needs.
要知道 You know...
你说得对 你的确要多关心安德鲁了 you're right you do need to focus on Andrew.
谢谢 乔治 谢谢 你如此善解人意 Thank you, George, for being so understanding.
那当然了 Of course.
那么你考虑过心理辅导吗 So have you thought about counseling?
那个你送他去 That place you sent him to...
矫正行为的训练营 that behavioral modification camp...
他在那接受心理辅导对吧 he got counseling there, right?
但我之所以送他去那 But I only sent him there
是因为那段时间他的行为太过分了 because his behavior at the time was so completely out of bounds
你不觉得他对我说的那些话也很过分吗 You don't think that what he said to me was out of bounds?
我只是觉得 如果我多花些时间陪他 应该会管用 I just think if I spent a lot of time with him, it'll really help.
何不双管齐下 Why not do both?
把他送到专业的关怀机构待上几个月 Let him spend a few months with some caring professionals,
然后再接回家 and then bring him home.
他对你所说的那些话非常非常粗鲁 You know, what he said to you was horribly rude,
但那种训练营太极端了 but that camp, it's extreme,
我是说 除非我觉得安德鲁 and, I mean, unless I felt like Andrew was getting
真的超出我的控制范围 否则… really out of control, then...
希望情况不至于那么严重 Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
你知道吗 尽管发生了这一切 You know, in spite of everything that's happened,
我还真挺喜欢安德鲁的 I really like Andrew.
真的吗 乔治 Oh, George, really?
事实上 Yeah. The truth is...
他唤醒了我的本质 he reminds me of me
根据夫妻探视规定 你们有45分钟 The conjugal visit rules are you got 45 minutes.
我们每隔15分钟会打电话来 确定你还在这里 We call every 15 minutes to make sure you're still here
明白了吗 You understand?
是的 我们知道了 Yes, we got it
我们会在做爱间隙抽空接电话的 Uh, we interrupt our love making to answer the phone,
否则你就放狗出来好了 or you call out the dogs Okay!
我随时恭候你 I'm ready whenever you...
很明显 你也做好准备了 obviously are
卡洛斯 我们能做到吗 Carlos, are we gonna make it?
我们刚刚做了 你还想再来一次 We just did. You want to go again?
不 我说的是我们 No, I'm talking about us...
我们的关系 我们的婚姻 our relationship, our marriage.
卡洛斯 你将要成为父亲了 Carlos, you're going to be a father
当你从这出来的时侯 And when you get outta here,
你得找份工作 you're gonna need to get a job
让我和我们的孩子过上诚实体面的生活 and make an honest living for me and our child.
宝贝 我已经得到教训了 Babe, I've learned my lesson
当我出狱的时侯 所有的事情都会大有不同 Okay, when I get out of here, everything's gonna be different.
我们将要重新开始建立一个完满的家庭 We're going to start over with a new life and a great family,
任何事都不会阻碍到我们 and nothing is going to get in the way of that
你还没有告诉我 Hey, so you never told me...
新律师怎么样 你喜欢他吗 How's the new lawyer? You like him?
是的 我还在这 Yeah, I'm still here.
闲聊够了 我们只剩30分钟了 Okay, enough chitchat we only have 30 minutes left,
我要充分利用 and I want to make the most of it
拜托 拜托 别跑 Okay, please... please don't run.
我跑不了 我的脚受伤了 I can' t. I hurt my foot
怎么弄的 How?
我躲你的时侯 可笑地踩到了自己的脚 I landed on it funny when I was running away from you.
你想干什么 What do you want?
和你谈谈 To talk to you.
为什么 Why?
因为我有很多事想说 Cause I have a lot of things to say.
你只管听 我给你买些吃的 So you can just listen. I'll buy you some food.
你上次吃东西是什么时侯 When was the last time you ate?
我爸爸还活着吗 他在哪 My dad's alive? Where is he?
我不知道他失踪了 I don't know. He disappeared.
但麦克没有杀他 你发誓他还活着 But Mike did not kill him I mean, he's alive, you swear?
－我发誓 －也许他在犹他州 - I swear - Maybe he's in Utah.
我知道在我出生之前 他曾在那生活过 I know that he used to have a life there... before me
我不知道 只是 只是 I don't know. I just... I just...
我需要点钱去找他 I need to get some money and find him.
扎克 你知道我怎么想吗 Zach, you know what I think?
－我觉得 你应该和我回去 －为什么 - I think you should come back with me - Why?
因为在家里 还有很多人关心着你 Because there are still people at home that care about you.
并且有些事情 你得知道 And there's things that you need to know.
比如 什么事 Like what?
恕我不能直言 Well, I can't tell you.
扎克 要知道 你扰乱了很多人的生活 You know, you messed up a lot of people's lives, Zach.
你不能就这样离开 You can't run away from that.
你是指朱莉吗 Do you mean Julie?
什么 What?
我知道我把她的生活弄得一团糟 I know that I messed up her life,
但我不是有意的 but I didn't mean to
我真的十分想念她 I really miss her out here.
我经常会想到她 I think about her all the time.
朱莉是个特别的女孩 Yeah, well, Julie is a really special girl
她有提到过我吗 Has she said anything about me?
如果她曾提起过 Because if she has,
那我也许还有一丝希望 then I might still have a chance with her.
如果我和你一起回去 If I come back with you,
那样我就可以弥补她了 then I-I could make it up to her.
你知道 我怎么想吗 Do you know what I think?
我认为你是对的 I think you were right
我想你应该先找到你的父亲 I think you should try to find your father first
我是说 既然你知道他活着 I mean, now that you know he's okay,
你就应该去找他 you should go to him.
他一定也很想照顾你 He'll want to take care of you.
这是所有父母都愿意做的 That's what parents do
我来帮你 Let me help.
你需要多少钱到犹他州 How much money do you think you'll need to get to Utah?
爸爸 我找不到玛百莉太太的雨伞了 Daddy, I can't find Mrs Mulberry's umbrella.
它在哪 Where is it?
哥们 我不知道 亲爱的 Oh, I don't know, sport Honey,
你看到雨伞了吗 have you seen the umbrella?
没有 我没看到 No, can't say that I have
好了 不要担心 Okay, listen, don't worry about it.
我保证玛百莉太太就在这附近 I'm sure Mrs. Mulberry's around here somewhere
没准她不在 Or, uh, maybe she's not.
也许她走了 She could've left You know...
也许还有其他需要她帮助的小男孩 maybe she had some other little boy that she needed to help.
比如谁 Like who?
我不知道 也许是个英国小男孩 I don't know. It could be a little boy in, uh... England.
名字叫…斯宾塞 Named... Spencer.
勒奈特 Lynette?
这只是一种推测而已 I mean, this is conjecture on my part
不过像斯宾塞那样的小男孩很可能 But it is possible that someone like little Spencer
更需要玛百莉太太 needs Mrs. Mulberry more,
因为他没有爱他的爸爸妈妈 'cause he doesn't have a daddy and a mommy who love him.
对 就是这样 Yeah, that's it.
他是个孤儿 He's an orphan.
而且还失去了双手 With no hands.
你真是太贴心了 过来 真爱你你还好吗 You're so sweet. Come here. I love you You all right?
好了 去穿衣服吧 Okay, go get dressed.
你怎么处置玛百莉太太了 What have you done to Mrs. Mulberry?
除非发现了尸体 否则就没有罪证 Until there's a body, there's no evidence of a crime.
玛百莉太太 Mrs Mulberry!
她回来了 She's back!
太好了 Goodie.
玛百莉太太回来了 Mrs Mulberry's back!
她被车撞了 她死了 She got ran over. She's dead
不要担心 有我在 Don't you worry I'm here
也许还有救 宝贝 Maybe it's okay, buddy
也许我们可以打911 或者 Maybe we can call 9-1-1 or...
不 不 汤姆她辞世了 No, Tom, she's gone.
选手们 各就各位 Swimmers, take your marks.
乔治 你来这里干什么 George, what are you doing here?
布里 不要担心 我马上就走 Don't worry, Bree, I'll be quick
我想了想你说的话 你是对的 I thought about what you said, and you're right
安德鲁需要他的空间 Andrew needs his space
谢谢 乔治 Well, thank you, George.
最好就是我离开 It's best that I stay away
如果你想换个药剂师 And I completely understand
我完全理解 不过 if you want to change pharmacists but...
我一定要给你一个离别的小礼物 I did want to give you a little good-bye gift.
乔治 George!
这正是我喜欢的图案 你在哪里找到的 It's my pattern! Where did you find it?
我很走运 从网上拍卖买到的 I got lucky on an online auction.
我太喜欢了 谢谢 I love it! Thank you! Oh!
乔治 George?
乔治 Oh, George!
乔治 George.
安德鲁 你在干什么 Andrew, what are you doing?!
安德鲁 Andrew! .
从他身上下来 安德鲁 Get off of him, Andrew!
停下 Stop it!
快停下 Knock it off!
你看到他在干什么 他在吻她 Did you see him?! He was kissing her!
天哪 你流血了 Oh, my god, you're bleeding.
那个怪物在吻她 That freak was kissing her!
我不管 你现在必须冷静 I don't care You gotta calm down now
这个世界上到处都有好爸爸 The world is filled with good fathers.
我们如何认出他们呢 How do we recognize them?
他们总被大家强烈地思念着 They're the ones who are missed so terribly
以至于他们不在的时候 家不成家 that everything falls apart in their absence.
在我们未出世前 They're the ones who love us
他们就开始爱着我们 long before we've even arrived.
在我们迷失方向找不到回家的路时 They're the ones who come looking for us
他们总会出来寻找我们 when we can't find our way home.
怎么了 Hey, what's wrong?
因为我 Because of me,
我儿子的想象朋友被垃圾车碾成碎片 my son's imaginary friend got crushed by a garbage truck.
我是这世上最差劲的人了 I am the worst person in the world.
的确世上有很多好爸爸 Yes, the world is filled with good fathers...
亲爱的 相信我 他马上就会走出悲伤的 Honey, he is going to get over this in no time Trust me.
等到有一天 他长大了 And one day when he is all grown up,
你和帕克一定会为这件事大笑不已的 you and Parker are going to laugh hysterically about this
你真这么想吗 真的吗 You really think so? Really?
而最好的爸爸 And the best
能使自己的伴侣 are the ones who make the women in their lives...
我保证 I promise
也觉得自己是个好妈妈 feel like good mothers.