《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
外婆来了 Grandma's here.
人生中 In life...
-这是婚后协议 -我不会签的 - It's a post-nuptial agreement. - I'm not signing this.
-签了它 -住手 你弄疼我了 - Sign it! - Stop! You're hurting me!
索利斯夫人 你怎么会在这儿 Mrs. Solis, what are you doing here?
你无法改变已经发生的事 ...You can't change what's already been done.
人们会留下线索 其中必有指向黛德丽的 People leave trails. One of those trails will lead to Deirdre.
我不会把我的钱带进坟墓的 I'm not taking my money to the grave.
我会用它保你周全的 I'm gonna use it to save your ass.
或人的本性 ...or who people really are.
安德鲁刚才告诉我他觉得他可能是同性恋 Andrew just told me he thinks he might be gay.
每天早上出去倒垃圾的时候 Every morning as she went to take out her trash,
勒奈特·斯加沃都会 Lynette Scavo would
沉浸在一个小小的白日梦中 indulge in a little daydream,
梦的内容都一样 the details of which were always the same.
有一天 One day
她那讨人厌的邻居凯伦·麦克卢斯基 her nasty neighbor Karen Mccluskey
会倒地身亡 would keel over and die,
她的房子会被一家可爱的瑞典人买下来 and her home would be bought by a lovely Swedish family
那家人有一对迷人的双胞胎女儿 with two adorable twin daughters.
两家将会因他们的双胞胎儿女 The families would form an everlasting friendship,
共结连理而结下永久的情谊 culminating in their daughters marrying her sons
而那个精致的婚礼 at an elaborate wedding
斯加沃家甚至不必花费分文 the scavos wouldn't have to pay for.
是的 勒奈特享受着她的小白日梦 Yes, Lynette enjoyed her little daydream.
但麦克卢斯基太太总有办法 But Mrs. Mccluskey always had a way
把她拉回现实 of pulling her back to reality.
你为什么偷走我的垃圾筒 Why are you stealing my garbage cans?
垃圾两天前就被收走了 Garbage pickup was two days ago,
这些筒从那时起就一直在街上摆着 and these cans have been on the street ever since.
我只是猜你不想要它们了 I just assumed you didn't want them anymore.
那真是很有趣 Oh, that's very cute.
很棒 来 把它们给我 That's great. Here, give them here.
光看着你那恶心的房子颜色就够难受的了 It's bad enough we got to look at that god-awful color you painted the house.
我们更不该整天盯着你的垃圾筒看 We shouldn't have to stare at your cans for days on end.
你想谈谈和睦邻里的礼节是吗 You want to talk about good neighbor etiquette?
那你雇个园丁好好打理一下 How about you hire a gardener to
你那个号称草坪的乱树林怎么样 take care of that jungle you call a lawn?
我收入有限 I am on a fixed income.
那或者你应该考虑下搬去便宜点的地方了 Oh. Well, perhaps you should consider moving somewhere less expensive,
-比如养老院 -去死吧 - like a nursing home. - Go to hell.
德国人开的哦 Run by Germans, hm?
你知道 And you know...
麦克 麦克卢斯基太太 Mrs... Mrs. Mccluskey...!
麦克卢斯基太太 你没事吧 Mrs. Mccluskey, are you all right?
我去开门 I'll get the door.
麦克卢斯基太太 Mrs. Mccluskey...!
有那么一刹那 For a brief moment,
勒奈特来到了一个有趣的十字路口前 Lynette was presented with an interesting choice of options.
尽管知道她会抱憾终生的 And though she knew she'd hate herself in the morning,
勒奈特还是选择做正确的事 Lynette chose to do the right thing.
勒奈特 他们要带我去哪儿 Lynette, where are they taking me?
你会被送到医院 麦克卢斯基太太 You're going to the hospital, Mrs. Mccluskey.
你会没事的 You're gonna be fine.
我不想一个人去 跟我一起去 I don't wanna go alone. Come with me.
这里有训练有素的护士 Oh, um, these are trained technicians,
我还有有块烤肉在 冰箱里 and I've got a roast in the... freezer.
求你了 我很害怕 Please. I'm scared.
好吧 我陪你去 好了 我在这儿 Yeah, I'll come with you. Ok, here I am.
谢谢你 Thank you.
如果我死了 我不希望身边都是陌生人 If I die, I don't want it to be with strangers.
-你不会死的 -你怎么能那么肯定 - You're not going to die. - How can you be so sure?
当然 勒奈特没有回答 Of course, Lynette didn't respond.
她怎么能告诉她的邻居 How could she tell her neighbor that some dreams
有些美梦是无法成真的 are just too beautiful to come true?
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第十九集 Desperate Housewives S01E19
人生就像一场旅行 Life is a journey.
如果一路有人陪伴 One that is much better traveled
那会惬意许多 with a companion by our side.
但有时 我们会在路途中失去同伴 But sometimes, we lose our companions along the way.
那这趟旅行就会变得难以忍受了 And then the journey becomes unbearable.
诺亚 Noah.
我不知道你还这么虔诚 I didn't know you were a religious man.
拿个念珠做什么 What's with the rosary?
他们找到了黛德丽 They found Deidre.
什么 What?
她的尸体被塞在一个玩具柜子里 Her body had been stuffed inside a toy chest.
你能相信吗 Can you believe that?
一个孩子的玩具柜子 A kid's toy chest.
她被肢解了 She'd been dismembered.
我的天 My god.
警察根据牙齿记录辨认出她来的 Cops I.D.'D her from her dental records.
她已经死了15年了 She's been dead 15 years.
这些年我都一直在找她 All that time I was looking for her.
她却已经走了 she was already gone.
我很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
我得去埋葬我的孩子了 I have to bury my baby.
我到这儿来 I came out here to...
是为了给她挑一块墓碑 ...figure out what kind of tombstone to get her.
你不必现在做这件事 You shouldn't be doing this now.
我们回家吧 Let's get you home.
我想让你跟一个警察聊聊 There's a cop I want you to talk to.
一个警察 A cop?
他的名字叫索乐文 His name is Sullivan.
我买通他帮你洗脱了 I paid him to take the heat off you
谋杀你邻居的嫌疑 for your neighbor's murder.
他会把黛德丽案子的文件给你 He'll get you the file on Deidre's case.
很明显他们有些线索了 Apparently they have some leads.
我不知道 我觉得我们可能犯了个大错 I don't know. I think we may be making a huge mistake.
我们已经做了选择 让我们坚持下去 We made our decision, let's stick to it.
我们就让他再在这里呆三周吧 Let's say we leave him here three more weeks.
再坏还能怎么样 What's the worst that could happen?
我们的儿子刚刚告诉我们他可能是同性恋 Our son just told us that he might be gay.
这个营地里还有200个男孩 There are 200 other boys in this camp.
我可以给你解释把他留下 I could explain to you what might
可能会发生的事情 happen if we left him here.
但我是个淑女 我不会那样说那种话 But I am a lady and I don't use that kind of language.
我打赌我们就是在瞎操心 You know, I bet we're worrying ourselves sick over nothing.
这可能就是阶段性的 This is probably just a phase.
我们会把他送到基督教心理咨询处 We'll get him into Christian counseling
这样他就不会一生如此了 so it won't become a lifestyle.
不管他怎么样 Whatever's going on with him,
他都是我们的儿子 我们都会爱他 he's still our son and we love him.
你为什么跟我说这些 Why would you say that to me?
因为很明显 Because it's obvious
这个同性恋事件把你吓坏了 how freaked out you are by the whole gay thing.
我可能是被吓坏了 I may be freaked out
但那不会改变我对他的感情 but that doesn't change how I feel about him.
我只是说 冷静点 I'm just saying be cool.
-我能跟你一样冷静 -好吧 - I can be just as cool as you can. - All right.
接你回家真是太好了 It'll be nice to have you back.
安德鲁 Andrew...
就算你是个谋杀犯 我还是一样爱你 I would love you even if you were a murderer.
妈咪 队伍不动 Mommy, the line's not moving.
看在老天的份上 Oh, For Pete's Sake.
妈妈 妈妈 Mom. Mom.
-干嘛 -孩子们都等着呢 - What? - The kids are waiting.
亲爱的 海克托在这里的社区中心 Oh, honey, Hector here teaches
教莎莎舞 Salsa dancing at the community center.
-我也有私教课 -我猜你也有 - I give private lessons too. - I bet you do!
-妈妈 -什么 - Mom. - What?
你能别跟卖冰激凌的人调情吗 Could you please not flirt with the ice cream man?
为什么不能 Why not?
他是个买冰激凌的 Do you need a reason beyond the
这还不够吗 fact that he's the ice cream man?
这叫向前看 It's called moving on with your life.
你刚跟莫蒂分手两周 You just broke up with Morty two weeks ago.
你不觉得你至少 Don't you think you can at least
能装着为上段感情而难过一下吗 pretend to mourn the relationship.
你真是个保守的老顽固 Oh, you are such a stick-in-the-mud.
我们应该出去找点乐子 We should be out there having fun.
我知道我们今晚能干什么了 I know what we can do tonight.
我们可以去夜店认识些帅哥 We can go to some hip club and get some hot guys!
-妈妈 -那真是太棒了 - Mom... - It'll be great!
我就说我42岁 你28岁 I'll say I'm 42 and you can be 28.
什么 What?!
你能假装一下的 Oh! You can pull it off!
麦克卢斯基太太 Mrs. Mccluskey,
你已经从医院回来了 you're back from hospital already?
是因为我的关节炎药物服用过量了 Turns out I OD'd a little bit on my arthritis medication.
一片 我可以打开果酱 One pill, I can open a jar.
四片 我就只能面朝大地了 Four pills, I'm face-down crawling for my life.
你到年纪就会明白了 You'll find out about that soon enough.
我很高兴得知你现在没事了 Well, I'm glad to hear you're all right.
给你 为了表达我的感谢 Here, my way of saying thank you for not
你没由着我死在那个草坪上 letting me die out there on the lawn.
麦克卢斯基太太 你不用 Oh, Mrs. Mccluskey, you don't...
拿着 Keep that.
这是真正的蒂凡尼 在我家里放了很多年 It's genuine Tiffany. It's been in my family for years.
我不知道该说什么了 I don't know what to say.
这很美 谢谢你 It's stunning, thank you.
我本该请你进屋的 不过 I'd invite you in, but...
我想告诉你我医生是怎么说的 I wanna tell you what my doctor said.
看起来关节炎仅仅是我最小的问题 Seems that arthritis is the least of my problems.
你看 我有个皮赘 See, I had this skin tag,
或者我以为它是个皮赘 or what I thought was a skin tag,
但它其实更危险 but it turns out it might be more serious.
你觉得你在干什么 What do you think you're doing?
拜托 我不能再继续睡书房了 Please, I can't sleep in the den anymore.
我需要在床上睡觉 I need to sleep in a bed.
你或许该试试汽车旅馆 You might wanna try a motel,
因为你再也不能回到这里了 because you're not coming back in here.
我还要说多少次对不起 How many times have I got to say I'm sorry?
很明显还不够 Obviously a few more.
我对我做的事很抱歉 I'm not proud of what I did.
我承认我做的太过分了 I admit, I was way out of line.
你想回到这张床上吗 You want back in this bed?
你知道该怎么做 You know what to do.
-我不会撕掉婚后协议的 -为什么不 - I'm not tearing up the post-nup. - Why not?!
因为那是唯一可以确保当我出狱时 Because it's the one way I can ensure
你还在这里的东西 you'll be here when I get out of jail.
那祝你在汽车旅馆过的愉快 Well, then have fun at the motel.
好啊 明天我就取消你的信用卡 Fine. Tomorrow I'm canceling your credit cards.
什么 What?
我还要把你的银行卡都收回 And I'm taking away your ATM as well.
那我花钱要怎么办 What am I supposed to do for money?
或许当你认识到你的所有是多么可贵的时候 Maybe once you see how good you've got it,
你就会对我有那么一点的尊重了 you'll treat me with a little respect.
你想要我的尊重 那就撕毁婚后协议 You want my respect? Then tear up the post-nup.
把我的枕头给我 Give me my pillow.
还有一件事 One more thing...
如果你再弄疼我 我就杀了你 if you ever hurt me again, I will kill you.
如果你为了别的男人离开我 我就杀了你 If you ever leave me for another man, I'll kill you.
孩子 这么有激情 Boy, with all this passion,
我们不做爱岂不是很可惜 isn't it a shame we're not having sex?
我有种窒息的感觉 I feel trapped.
要不要我把窗打开 Want me to open a window?
不 我是说我的生活 No, I'm talking about my life.
我们完事了吗 Are we done making out?
不 不 继续 No, no, keep going.
出什么事了 So what's up?
我不幸福 卡洛斯和我的婚姻 I'm unhappy. With Carlos and my marriage...
我感觉别无选择 这让我很抓狂 I feel like I don't have options, it's driving me crazy.
以往每一次事情变糟时 Every time something went south in my life,
我总是有条后路 I always had a plan b.
现在 我感觉我山穷水尽了 Now, I feel like I have nothing.
我怎么样 我可不可以成为你的后路 What about me? Can't I be your plan b?
算了吧 约翰 我们的新规矩是什么 Damn it, John. What is our new rule?
不再假装我们有未来 Stop pretending we have a future.
-谢谢 -你不能一走了之吗 - Thank you. - Can't you just walk out?
不 如果我离开 No. If I leave,
我会破产 那太可怕了 then I'll be broke and that's awful.
如果我留下 他会掌控一切 那更恐怖 If I stay, he's in control and that's horrifying.
他断掉了我所有信用卡 And he cut up all my credit cards,
这意味着我跟他结婚了 却不能去购物 which means I'm married to him and unable to shop.
这很可能是最糟的状况了 Which is probably the worst of all possible worlds.
-真为你难过 -我会想到办法的 - I'm sorry. - I'll figure something out.
我今天没什么兴致 我要走了 I'm not much fun today. I'm gonna go.
等等 Wait.
-这是什么 -你值得拥有好东西 - What's this? - You deserve nice things.
如果索利斯先生不能给你 我会给 And if Mr. Solis won't provide them, I will.
用你的学生信用卡吗 With your student credit card?
我有我自己的生意 I own my own business.
-你是个修草坪的而已 -我赚得不少 - You mow lawns. - I make good money.
我有20家客户 I've 20 houses and
而且很可能接到乡村俱乐部的生意 I'm this close to getting the country club.
-我不能收 -收下吧 - I can't. - Yes, you can.
我会自己还款的 I'll pay it off.
如果你愿意的话 不过你没必要那么做 If you want. But you don't have to.
索利斯太太 照顾你 Mrs. Solis... To take care of you...
是我的梦想 ...it's my dream.
那么 我绝不能扼杀 Well, far be it from me to stand in the way
一个年轻人的梦想 of a young man's dream.
好 汤姆 我去过市场以后 Ok, Tom, I will swing by the dry-cleaners'
会顺便去趟干洗店 after I hit the market.
不知道 波特约了4点钟跟牙医见面 I don't know. Porter has a dentist appointment at 4 pm.
那车得等到明天了 So the car might have to wait until tomorrow.
好 我也爱你 Ok, yeah, I love you too.
-再见 -你好啊 - Bye-bye. - Hi, there.
我带来些牛油果给你 I brought you some avocados.
我有棵牛油果树不过我不喜欢牛油果 I've a tree but I hate 'em.
我想你们家会喜欢牛油果色拉酱 Your family seems like the kind that would eat guacamole.
麦克卢斯基夫人 谢谢 你真好 Oh, Mrs. Mccluskey, thank you. That is very nice.
那我们一起动手做吧 So let's make up a batch.
现在不方便 Oh, um... Now's not a good time.
我正要出去 还有好多事要做呢 I'm on my way out, I have a ton of errands.
那太棒了 我的车送去修了 That's great, because my car's on the fritz
我正好搭你的车 我要去药房 and I could hitch a ride. I need to drop by the pharmacy.
不 我没空 No, I can't.
对不起 不过我的事真的很多 I'm sorry, but I have a lot of things to do.
或者你可以晚点再搭我 我明天再来 Maybe you could take me later. I could drop by tomorrow.
麦克卢斯基夫人 我明天根本没空 Mrs. Mccluskey, I'm not gonna have any time tomorrow.
真是有趣 你连两分钟都不能跟我多待 Interesting you can't spend two minutes with me
但你收下我的蒂凡尼灯时却毫不犹豫 but you have no trouble taking my Tiffany lamp.
天哪 看在上帝面上 Oh, for god's sakes!
行 你把它拿回去吧 我 Here. You should take this back. I...
我没地方放 I don't have a place for it.
那是我对你的救命之恩的回报 That was my thank you for saving my life.
我知道 你这么做的确很得体 真的 I know, and it was a beautiful gesture, really.
但我真的 But I just...
省省吧 勒奈特 Save it, Lynette.
我明白了 I get the picture.
天哪 Oh, god!
苏珊 这是蒂姆 Susie, this is Tim.
很抱歉我们吓着你了 Sorry if we startled you.
没什么 我 Oh, uh... That's ok, I...
我只是没想到在12点45分还能碰见人 I just didn't expect to see anybody up at a quarter to one.
苏珊 你今晚真该出来 Oh, Susie, you should have come out tonight.
我在岛国酒吧碰到了蒂姆 I met Tim here at the Islands Bar
我们喝了个尽兴 and he introduced me to this crazy drink.
脏火山[鸡尾酒] The dirty volcano!
那是 It's...
然后我们跳舞 Then we danced...
他舞技可是高超呢 He dipped me.
苏菲非常 柔软 Sophie's very... limber.
妈妈 我能不能和你 Uh, mom, could I just talk to you
到里屋说几句话 in the family room for a minute?
-当然 -苏珊是你女儿 - Oh, sure. - Susan is your daughter?
-是的 -不 不可能 - Yup. - No, she can't be!
-是 -不 - Yes! - No!
-是 -不 - Yeah! - No!
-是 -行了 我们明白了 - Yes... - Ok, we get it.
她看起来年轻 She looks young.
那人的手指像有魔法一般 Oh, that man has magic fingers.
你在搞什么 我家里有个十几岁的女儿 What are you doing?! I have a teenage daughter in the house.
你不能半夜三更的把在酒吧 You can't bring men you meet in bars
认识的男人带回家来 here in the middle of the night!
我们只不过笑了几声 有什么大不了的 We're just having a few laughs. What's the big deal?
我知道你在想办法忘掉莫蒂 I know you're trying to get over Morty
但这样不是办法 but this is not the way to do it.
出去 叫他回家去 Just go out there and tell him to go home.
你知道我有多郁闷 为什么不支持我 You know how blue I've been. Why can't you be supportive?
我已经很支持了 I've been plenty supportive.
你没有 一点也没有 You haven't. You really haven't.
蒂姆是我请来的 我叫他回家他自然会回 Now, Tim is my guest and he will go home when I say so.
如果五分钟后他还没走 If he's not gone in five minutes,
我就出去告诉他你的真实年龄 I'm gonna go out there and tell him how old you really are.
蒂姆 我该睡觉了 再见 Tim, it's time for me to go sleepy-bye.
德尔菲诺 Delfino.
是 Yeah.
你一定是索乐文 You must be Sullivan.
关于诺亚女儿的文件 The file on Noah's daughter.
是的 他说你有些线索 Yeah, he said you had some leads.
是的 当然 我们有一些线索 Yeah, sure, we got some leads.
-有问题吗 -天哪 我不知道 - Is there a problem? - Gee, I don't know.
我正把一些警方的机密文件 I'm handing a confidential police report
交给一个贩毒的杀人犯 over to a killer and drug-dealer.
那有什么问题吗 Why should that be a problem?
谢谢 Thanks.
我们的司法系统怎么沦落成这样 Is this what our justice system has come to?
像你这样的家伙走在大街上 Guys like you walking the streets
却没人在意 without a care in the world?
我坐过牢了 I did my time.
那远远不够 你这垃圾 Not nearly enough, you piece of garbage.
很高兴我们有机会见面 I'm glad we had the chance to meet.
因为很明显我不再是 Because apparently I'm no longer
凶杀嫌疑犯了 多亏了你 a murder suspect, thanks to you.
我不是不领情 I don't want to seem ungrateful,
不过出于好奇 But just out of curiosity,
想问下这年头要花多少钱 how much does it cost to buy off
才能收买一个凶杀案警探 a homicide detective these days?
再次感谢 Thanks again.
德尔菲诺 还有件事 Hey, Delfino. One more thing.
这份文件只是放错了地方 Now this file was misplaced...
明白了吗 ...Understand?
如果追查起来 有一点点牵涉到我的谣言 If even a whisper of this gets traced back to me,
世上就会少一个警察杀手 there will be one less cop-killer on the street.
看在上帝份上 别把血弄到文件上 And for god's sakes, don't get any blood on the file.
太太 对不起 不过你的信用卡被拒绝了 Ma'am, I'm sorry, but your credit card has been declined.
什么 What?
不 那不可能 这是张新卡 Oh, no, that's impossible. It's a new card.
我刚刚还用它购物了 你再试试 I just went shopping with it. Try it again.
太太 我刷了三次 然后给银行打了电话 Ma'am, I ran it three times and then I called the bank.
要不您给我另一张卡试试 May I try another card?
当然可以 稍等一会好吗 Of course you may. Will you just give me a moment?
-你好 -是我 - Hello? - It's me.
我一直在给你打电话 但你把手机关了 I've been trying to call you, but you turned your cell off.
我在一家可爱的餐厅 享受了一顿美食 Because I'm in a lovely restaurant having a lovely meal
但没法付账 that I can't pay for.
-你已经点菜了吗 -我已经吃了 - Well, did you order already? - I ate already.
信用卡公司给我妈打电话了 Look, the credit card company called my mom.
他们说我的卡有异常消费 I mean, they said there was unusual activity on my card.
-我买了鞋 -我不知道那事 - I bought shoes! - Well, I didn't know that.
接着我妈开始刨根问底 And then my mom started asking all these questions
于是我顺口说卡被偷了 她就注销了它 so I just blurted out it was stolen and she canceled it.
他们干嘛给你父母打电话 这是你的账户 Why would they call your parents? It's your account.
他们是共同担保人 They co-sign for it.
要不你试试跟侍者解释 Look, if you just explain to the waiter...
怎么解释 我的卡被情人的妈妈注销了 What?! My card was canceled by my lover's mommy?
你还有其他选择吗 What other options do you have?
除非你把鞋退了拿回钱 Unless you return the shoes and get the money back?
把鞋退了 Return the shoes?!
你简直是发神经 没法跟你谈 I can't talk to you when you're being hysterical.
那么 太太 您打算怎么付账 So, ma'am, what would you like to do about the bill?
下午好 有个包裹 Afternoon, I've got a package
是您邻居凯伦·麦克卢斯基的 for your neighbor, Karen Mccluskey.
帮她签收一下好吗 Mind signing?
她不在家吗 通常她都在的 Well, isn't she home? She usually never goes anywhere.
没人应门 No one answered.
好吧 All right.
好了 Ok.
谢谢 Thank you.
那么我就实话实说了 So let me get this straight.
你会打网球 你会品红酒 You play tennis, you know wine,
还会说中国话 and you speak Mandarin.
世上其他男人岂不要嫉妒死你 Does every other man in the world want you dead?
我没那么了不起 I'm not that impressive.
今天早上刚从胸口拔了根白色的毛发 I pulled a gray hair out of my chest this morning.
我不知道 我会看你的背 I don't know, I'd watch your back.
你知道吗 跟你聊天真开心 You know, I've really enjoyed talking to you.
你 You, uh...
你让我今天过得很开心 Well, you've made my day.
我在想 如果你愿意再见面 I was thinking, if you'd like to get together again...
山姆 说实话 Well, Sam, to tell you the truth,
我已经有男友了 I'm kind of in a relationship right now.
-只是实话实说 -没关系 狄娜 - I just wanted to be honest. - That's perfectly ok, Tina.
顺便说一句 这顿饭我来付账 By the way, this is on me.
-不 你不必的 -别客气 - Oh, no, you shouldn't. - Oh, please.
这是我的荣幸 It's my pleasure.
-这将是场灾难 -一切会很顺利 - This is gonna be a disaster. - It'll be fine.
安德鲁 宝贝 快点 晚餐准备好了 Andrew! Honey, hurry up, dinner's ready!
咱俩好像在给他下圈套 It's like we're setting a trap for him.
全是为他好 看着吧 It's for his own good. You'll see.
闻着不错 今晚吃什么啊 Smells good. What are we having?
我在做私房香肠配酸菜 I'm making home-made bratwurst with sweet and sour cabbage.
从传统德国烹饪书里找到的菜谱 It's a recipe I found in an old german cookbook.
我去开门 亲爱的 把酒倒上吧 I'll get the door. Honey, why don't you pour the wine?
-丹妮尔不是在温迪家过夜吗 -对啊 - Isn't Danielle spending the night at Wendy's? - I believe she is.
那妈妈怎么摆了四个人的餐具 Well, then, why did mom set the table for four places?
我问谁要来吃饭 I asked, who's coming for dinner?
安德鲁 你记得赛克斯神父吧 Andrew, you remember reverend Sikes, don't you?
拜托了 Oh, come on.
神父 您先坐坐 我去拿点喝的 Reverend, why don't you have a seat and I will get some refreshments.
安德鲁 好久不见啦 So... Andrew... It's been a long time.
是啊 是啊 Yes. Yes, it has.
来点水吗 普通的还是气泡型的 Would you like some water? I have flat or bubbly?
气泡型的 谢谢 Oh, bubbly, please.
那么 So...
你妈妈跟我说 Your mother tells me
你表现出点儿对男孩的性渴望 you've started having some sexual desires for other boys.
我猜这酒没我的份儿吧 I don't suppose I could get some of that?
对 我会一滴不剩的 No. I'm gonna need every drop.
这几年 好多青年人加入了我们的神社 And over the years, we've had so many young people come to our ministry
就是因为讨厌自己出格的欲望 hating themselves for their unnatural desires.
他们只用几个月就得到了内心的平静 And witnin a few months, they've found an inner peace and tranquility.
简直像是有神相助 That is nothing short of miraculous.
只需要一点信仰 还有对转变的渴望 All it takes is a little faith and a desire to change.
对不起 我实在不想讨论我的性取向 I'm sorry, but I really don't want to talk about my sex life.
那真不凑巧 我们就得讨论这事 Well, that's too bad, this needs to be discussed.
布里 让孩子自己说吧 Bree, please, let the boy speak.
继续 Go on.
我感激你的帮助 真的 但是 Well, I appreciate your offer to help, I do. But...
我不讨厌自己 I don't hate myself.
所以 我感觉不错 So... I'm good.
孩子 我知道少年的滋味 Son, I know what it's like to be a teenager.
一切都混混沌沌的 It's a very confusing time.
我一点不觉得混沌 I'm not confused.
我对自己的认知很明确 I... I know exactly who I am.
那么 Well...
随时欢迎你来找我倾诉 If you ever do want to talk, my door is always open.
神父 我不是想批评什么 但是 Reverend, I don't mean to criticize but...
听起来你要放弃了 ...It sounds like you're giving up.
人生正途不是靠强迫手段能达到的 We can't force him on a path of righteousness.
要让他自主走上这条路 He himself has got to want to make the journey.
那我们怎么办 放任他和男孩约会吗 What do we do? Just stand by while he starts dating boys?
对了 正确叫法是鸡奸 不是同志 And by the way, the correct word is not "gay", it's "sodomy".
-我们还在吃饭呢 -那又怎样 - We're in the middle of dinner. - So?
能麻烦你等到上甜点再叫我儿子鸡奸者吗 Can you wait till dessert to call our son a sodomite?
我真不懂你怎么能这么镇定 How you can seat there and be so casual is beyond me.
你当初提议这晚餐 我就觉得 For starters, I knew this dinner was a bad idea
不是什么好主意 the moment you suggested it.
至少我主动出击了 At least I'm trying to be proactive.
没什么可激动的 Please, no need to get upset.
我激动是因为你们都不拿这当回事 I'm upset because there's a problem no one seems to notice but me.
我觉得既然安德鲁不讨厌自己 As far as I'm concerned, if Andrew is happy with who he is,
我们只要全力支持他就够了 it is our job to support him.
-你爸爸是性虐狂 -布里 - Your father is into S&M. - Bree!
他让我用皮鞭抽他 我照做了 He makes me beat him with a riding crop. I let him.
怪不得你变态呢 真是上梁不正下梁歪 No wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are.
不好意思 Excuse me.
今晚多欢乐啊 What a fun night.
以后常来吧 You know, we should probably do this again sometime.
好消息 Hey, good news!
我知道你为什么这么生我的气了 I know why you've been so furious at me.
-我没生你的气啊 -不 你生了 - I haven't been furious at you. - Yes, you have.
但我不怪你 And I don't blame you.
男人们总是围在我身边 Men have been coming onto me left and right.
而且我就喜欢这样 游戏人生 And I've been having so much fun and just enjoying life.
但我不该忽略你的感受 And what do I do? I throw it right in your face.
-我也恨我自己 -妈 我不恨你 - I'd hate me too. - Mom, I don't hate you.
所以从今以后 Well, be that as it may,
我要你也享受到我的这种快乐 from here on out, I'm including you in all the fun.
-这种快乐 -你妈妈经历过的这种欢乐 - The fun. - Mm-hm. Your mother's come through.
你干吗了 What have you done?
咱俩今晚要去四人约会 You and I are going on a double date tonight.
-什么 -蒂姆有个工厂里的朋友 - What?! - Tim has a friend from the factory.
咱们四个可以一起出去啊 I thought the four of us could hang out,
喝点酒 吃点饭 have drinks, hors d'oeuvres...
-算了吧 -苏珊 - Forget it. - Susie!
妈 抱歉 我最近没心情约会 Mom, I'm sorry, I'm just not in the mood to hang out these days.
苏珊 小可爱 去吧 Susie, sweetie, please.
我不能现在取消啊 I can't cancel now.
你当然能 打个电话让他们别来了 Of course you can. Just call them up and tell them not to come over.
-蒂姆 -苏 这是我兄弟拉蒙特 - Tim. - Hi, Suz. This is my buddy, Lamont.
我带了薄荷酒 I brought peppermint schnapps.
她肯定没事 I'm sure she's fine.
她从来不会把邮件放在外面不管 She never leaves her mail sitting out there.
而且就因为没有及时去取 I mean, how many times has she thrown ours away
我们的信都不知道被她扔了多少回了 because we didn't pick it up the second it came?
五回了 That would be five.
汤姆 我觉得她出事了 I don't know, Tom, I think something's happened to her.
好吧 那过去看看 Ok, so go check on her.
可我要是猜错了 But if I'm wrong,
就得听她 I'm sucked into
唠叨俩小时的拇囊炎 a two-hour conversation about bunions.
-别去了 -那要是六个月以后 - Don't go check. - Six months from now,
有人发现她的干尸横在地下室楼梯口 when they find her mummified corpse at the bottom of the basement stairs,
我怎么跟孩子们说 What do I tell the kids?
是啊 我对麦克卢斯基太太见死不救 "Oh, yeah, I let Mrs. Mccluskey die."
他们才不关心呢 Why would they care?
你以为他们会想念她在万圣节 Like they'll miss the dry-cleaning
派发的干洗优惠券吗 coupons she hands out on Halloween.
-汤姆 -亲爱的 要我怎么说呢 - Tom! - Listen, honey, what can I say?
你去或不去都不爽 所以 You're damned if you do and damned if you don't, so...
我放弃了 你自求多福吧 I don't know. Good luck with that.
亲爱的 我现在有点恨你了 Honey, I'm hating you a little bit right now.
亲爱的 看我的新鞋 Hi, honey! Look at my new shoes.
是不是超好看 Aren't they gorgeous?
亲爱的 我在看比赛呢 Honey, I'm trying to watch the game.
抱歉 Sorry.
你怎么又买新鞋了 How'd you buy new shoes?
晚点聊 专心看比赛吧 Shh! talk later, you're watching the game.
不 现在说清楚 No, I wanna talk about it now.
你没钱啊 到底怎么回事 You have no money, what's the story?
老掉牙的故事 Oh, you've heard it before.
女孩和男孩相遇 男孩给女孩买东西 Girl meets boy, boy buys girl things,
女孩就开心了 girl leaves happy.
你做什么了 What did you do?
我忘了男人原来可以这么阔绰 I forgot how generous men could be.
我也忘了我还有大把大把的选择 I also forgot I have options. A whole bunch of 'em.
你这是说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我不需要你的信用卡 卡洛斯 I don't need your credit cards. Carlos.
不需要你的钱 I don't need your money.
但为了维系我们的婚姻 But if our marriage is going to work,
我需要你的尊重 I need your respect.
我不会撕毁婚后协议的 I'm not ripping up the post-nup.
不行 你就得撕 Yes, you are.
因为要是你不撕 Because if you don't,
我就穿上新鞋离家出走 I'm gonna put on my new shoes and walk out the door.
你这是威胁我吗 Are you threatening me?
不是 我只是阐述事实 No, i'm just pointing something out.
我是个可爱的女孩 I'm a pretty girl.
可爱的女孩从不乏追求者 And pretty girls are never lonely.
停 我怕痒 Stop! I'm really ticklish!
你写儿童书 对吧 So, uh, children's books, right?
别弄了 太痒啦 Don't, don't. That tickles!
我希望你知道自己多幸运 I hope you know how lucky you are.
不是每个人都这么有福气 Not everyone gets to realize their bliss.
是啊 算我的福气了 Yeah, it... It can be rewarding.
坐我旁边来吧 Why don't you join me?
不要 No.
我真的很怕痒啊 I'm really ticklish!
-拜托 -怎么啦 - Come on! - What's wrong?
行行好吧 她怕痒 For god's sakes, she's ticklish!
还得告诉你多少次 How many times do you have to be told?
太好玩了 我们再找张碟 Oh... This is so much fun. Let's find another CD.
妈 你不觉得有点晚了吗 Mother, don't you think it's getting a little late?
别这样 Come on!
你酒还没喝完呢 You haven't even finished your schnapps.
欢乐时光总是这么短暂 The perfect capper to the perfect evening.
晚安吧 今晚很开心 So, goodnight. It's been lovely.
拉蒙特 祝你发明成功 Lamont, good luck with all your inventions.
才11点半啊 Well, it's only 11:30.
我还想去夜店玩呢 I wanna hit the clubs!
我知道个好地方 就在这附近 来吧 I know a great place just off the interstate. Come on.
-准备出发啦 -妈 等下 - Warm up the old war wagon. - Mom, hold it!
不准你单独跟他俩出去 You are not getting into the car alone with those two.
你都不了解他们 You barely know them.
你知道我看人一向很准 苏珊 I have great instincts about people, I always have, Susie, you know that.
你结过四次婚 You've been married four times.
是啊 但有两次是和同一个人 Yes, but twice to the same guy.
-妈 -苏珊 别让我难堪 - Mother... - Susie, please, you're embarrassing me.
-我让你难堪 -就是 我受够了 - I'm embarrassing you? - Yes. And I've had it!
我整晚都在想办法 All night long, I've been trying to
让你别那么固执 get you to stop being so crabby.
但你根本无视我的帮助 And you refuse to let me help.
你觉得让蒂姆摸你就是帮我吗 Oh, and your idea of helping is letting Tim just grope you?
你不该和你妈这么说话 Hey, you shouldn't talk to your mother like that,
她可是个淑女 she's a fine lady...
蒂姆 请你别插嘴 Tim, could you just stay out of it?
是啊 管好你自己吧 Yeah, mind your own business.
有你什么事 兄弟 What's your problem, pal?
老兄 你刚才对他妈动手动脚的 Dude you were feelin' up her mother.
我都觉得恶心了 苏珊 我们进屋说 It pissed me off, too. C'mon, Susie, let's go back inside.
进屋说 拉蒙特 算了吧 Let's go back inside? Lamont, give it up.
你没戏的 You're not getting any.
你干嘛这样 Why are you being this way?
我不过在调节气氛 I'm just trying to lighten things up.
别表现得今晚好像是在帮我 Stop acting like tonight was about helping me.
你想出去寻开心 You wanted to go out and have fun
而拉蒙特需要和人约会 And Lamont over there needed a date.
-不是的 -事实就是如此 - That's not true. - Yes, it is.
好吧 是真的 Ok, fine. It's true.
我想出去找点乐子 为什么不应该呢 I wanted to get out and have fun. Why shouldn't I?
你知道我和莫迪分手的这段时间 You know how depressed I've been
是多么的伤心 Over my break-up with Morty.
我明白 Yeah, I do.
这正是让我觉得荒唐的地方 我们俩的不同 That's what makes me crazy, the difference between us.
你可以在伤心难过之后继续约会 You could be heartbroken and you can just... move on.
而我 And I...
我却不能自拔 Am just broken.
-我知道你很难过 -不 我不是难过 - I know you're sad. - No, mom, I'm not sad.
不是固执 And I'm not crabby.
我是心力交瘁 你却一直假装 I'm devastated. And you keep acting
我只需要阿司匹林够了 like all I need is a couple of aspirin.
莫迪只是你众多男人中的一个 Morty was just one guy in a series of guys for you.
但麦克 And Mike...
他是唯一 He was the one.
你为什么就不明白呢 Why don't you get that?
麦克卢斯基夫人 Mrs. Mccluskey?
麦克卢斯基夫人 你还好吗 Mrs. Mccluskey, are you all right?
你是怎么进来的 How did you get in here?
莫林先生有备用钥匙 Uh, Mr. Mullins had a spare.
你为什么不开门 Why didn't you open the door?
我在等着你走开 I was hoping you'd go away.
-你在坚持吃药吗 -没必要吃 - Have you been taking your medication? - I don't need to.
有时候病痛会自然消失 Sometimes the pain goes by itself.
因为你的手 所以没有开门吧 Is that why you didn't open the door, because of your hands?
麦克卢斯基夫人 你能有帮助你的人吗 Mrs. Mccluskey, do you have anyone that could help you out?
亲戚或是朋友 A relative? A... Friend?
我很好 I'm fine.
你走之前 Uh... before you go...
请打开这些药瓶 拿出几个药片 Open these, would you, and put out the pills?
不要用你的手碰到药片 Don't get your hands all over them.
上帝知道你的孩子摸过什么 God knows what your kids pick up.
我最不需要的就是得上红眼病了 Last thing I need's a case of pink eye.
你知道吗 你真是难以相处 You're a piece of work, you know that?
为什么要给你一个防止孩子开启的盖子 This is crazy, why do they give you child-proof caps?
明天我要做的第一件事就是 First thing tomorrow,
带你去药店买几个新瓶子 I'll take you to the pharmacy and get new bottles.
不用你帮我 你甚至都不喜欢我 Don't do me any favors. You don't even like me.
你不用觉得自己有义务那么做 I don't want you to feel obligated.
照我说吧 生命的一半是义务 Let me tell you something. Half of life is obligations.
你不想去 You don't wanna go to
你丈夫公司的圣诞聚会 但还是去了 Your husband's company christmas party but you do.
你不想卖糖果 You don't wanna sell candy
来帮你孩子的乐队买几个短笛 但你还是卖了 so your kid's band can buy piccolos, but you do.
你出席了你的第三个堂兄的婚礼 You attend your third cousin's wedding,
你去取干洗的衣服 you Pick up the dry-cleaning.
这就是生活 是义务 That's life, it's obligations.
现在照顾你是我的义务 And you are now my obligation.
所以明早我们一起去药店 So tomorrow morning, we go to the pharmacy.
我都被你流露出的怜悯感动了 Gee, I'm touched by your outpouring of compassion.
我们不必是朋友 We don't have to be friends.
但我们是人 But we're two human beings,
住在地球上的同一个地方 living on the same piece of earth.
我们至少能试着帮助彼此 We can at least try and help each other out once in a while.
你知道吗 And you know what?
我要把这个带走 I am going to take this.
好 Fine.
-明天见 -九点来接我 - I'll see you tomorrow morning. - Pick me up at nine.
而且不能迟到 And don't be late.
安德鲁 过来看看这个 Andrew, come here, I want you to see this.
你在看什么 Uh... what are you looking at?
在看你小时候的照片 I'm looking at your baby pictures.
看这张 Look at that one.
-我那时几岁 -只有四个星期 - How old was I there? - Just four weeks old.
我从未告诉过你 I never told you this,
当我生你的时候 but when I gave birth to you
出现了并发症 There were... complications.
脐带缠住了你的脖子 The umbilical cord wrapped around your neck
你停止了呼吸 and you stopped breathing.
房间里一下很安静 The room got very quiet.
我知道你一定出事了 And I knew you were in trouble.
所以我冷静的告诉医生 So I turned to the doctor and I very calmly said
不用担心我的安危 that he was not to worry about me,
他的工作是救你的命 That his job was to save your life.
当我说到为了你愿意去死 When I say I would die for you.
那不是说说而已 That's not an expression.
我是真心的 I mean it.
我去吃三明治了 I'm gonna go eat my sandwich.
安德鲁 拜托 去和赛克斯神父谈谈 Andrew, please, just go and talk to reverend Sykes.
-看在上帝的份上 -他可以给你建议 - Oh, for god's sakes. - He can counsel you.
-很有帮助 -妈妈 我不需要任何帮助 - It can help. - Mom, I don't need any help.
行不行 我很好 你为什么一直纠结于此事 All right? I'm fine. Why do you keep going on about this?
因为你要是不改变 Because if you don't change who you are
你以后就去不了天堂 then you won't go to heaven.
你认为我不能到天堂 You don't think I'll go to heaven?
是的 No, I don't.
我需要你在那儿 没有你我会觉得孤单寂寞 And I need you there. I would be so lonely without you.
我想我最好还是去和赛克斯神父谈谈 I guess I'd better go talk to reverend Sykes.
天哪 安德鲁 Oh, Andrew!
谢谢你 你不知道这对我来说有多重要 Thank you so much! You don't know how much that means to me.
天哪 Oh! My gosh!
你还好吗 Are you ok?
我很好 就是从楼梯上摔下来了 Oh, yeah, I just, uh, fell down the stairs. I'm fine.
-有什么事吗 -苏珊还是爱着你 - What's up? - Susan still loves you.
现在不是谈论这个话题的时候 This is not a good time for this conversation.
她非常的想你 She just misses you so much.
我刚刚发现一个和我很亲的人去世了 I just found out that someone I was very close to is dead.
我必须先处理这件事 I've got to figure out what to do,
所以现在没有时间去想苏珊 so I just don't have time to think about Susan right now.
她十分的难过 如果你能 She's just very, very unhappy and if you could just...
我真的不想 I really don't.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我在上帝面前发誓 I swear before almighty god
我不会把今天的谈话内容泄露半句 I won't reveal a word that's said here today.
你想说什么 Now, what's on your mind?
事情是这样的 我欺骗了我的父母 Well, here's the thing. I lied to my parents.
-我不是同性恋 -你不是 - I'm not gay. - You're not.
不完全是 Not really.
我一心想要从那个训练营里出来 All I know is, I wanted to get the hell out of that camp.
所以我骗了我的父母 So I lied to my parents.
我告诉他们我担心自己 I told them I was really worried that
对其他男生有感觉 I was having feelings for other guys.
然后我的计谋得逞了 They did exactly what I wanted them to.
-他们真是听话 -打断一下 我只想弄清 - They're such tools. - I'm sorry, just so I'm clear.
你是不是异性恋 Are you a heterosexual or aren't you?
我喜欢香草冰激凌 I love vanilla ice cream, ok?
但有时 But, every now and then,
我可能想尝尝巧克力口味的 I'm probably gonna be in the mood for chocolate.
你明白我的比喻吗 You know what I'm saying?
我明白 但上帝希望你坚守原来的口味 I do. But god would prefer you... stick to the vanilla.
我不信仰上帝 I don't believe in god.
-你不信仰 -是的 - You don't? - No.
抱歉 Sorry.
你的母亲肯定大会受打击的 Your mother's gonna be devastated.
她很努力祈祷你可以发生改变 She's been praying so hard for you to change.
不错 是个好消息 Well, that's the good news.
我会改变的 很大的改变 I am gonna change. Big time.
我有点没听懂 I I'm not sure I follow.
你不知道我妈妈昨天和我怎么说的 You know what my mom said to me last night?
她说她觉得我不会去天堂 She said she doesn't think I'm going to heaven.
你相信吗 Can you believe that?
我很确定 她并不是要伤害你 I'm sure she didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
但你想去天堂的唯一途径 But the only way you can know
就是忏悔你的罪过 paradise is by repenting your sins.
当她那样和我说 When she said that to me,
突然让我有了报复的主意 it suddenly hit me how I was gonna get back at her.
从现在起 我要变成好孩子 From now on, I'm going to be so good, I'm...
我要开始吃蔬菜 考出好分数 I'm gonna eat my vegetables, I'm gonna get good grades,
有礼貌的回应别人 Say "yes, ma'am" and "no, ma'am."
我会让她觉得这是上帝赐给她的 I'm gonna make her believe that god has delivered her...
小小的奇迹 this little miracle.
直到某一天 在她最意想不到的时候 Until one day, when she least expects it...
我会做一些很恶心的事 I'm gonna do something so awful,
足以颠覆她的世界 It is going to rock her world.
我的意思是 那真的可以毁掉她的生活 I mean, it is really going to destroy her.
当那天来到的时候 And when that day comes,
相信我 trust me,
我会了解到天堂的美好的 I'll know paradise.
生活就是一场旅行 Yes, life is a journey,
有别人的陪伴 One that is much better traveled
会惬意得多 with a companion by our side.
当然 那个伴侣可以是任何人 Of course, that companion can be just about anyone.
麦克卢斯基夫人 Mrs. Mccluskey!
我们要迟到了 We're gonna be late for the doctor!
一个住在对面街的邻居 A neighbor on the other side of the street
来了来了 不要着急 I'm coming, jeez! Hold your water!
给你 没有婚后协议了 There you go. No more post-nup.
或是一个同床共枕的男人 or the man on the other side of the bed.
同行者还可能是一个很善良的母亲 The companion can be a mother with good intentions...
多谢你的建议 Thank you for a wonderful service.
不用客气 布里 Thank you so much, Bree.
或是一个不怀好意的孩子 Or a child who's up to no good.
真是鼓舞人心 Very inspirational.
然而 尽管我们都心存善意 Still, despite our best intentions,
有些人会在路途上失去同伴 some of us will lose our companions along the way.
随后旅途变得难以忍受 And then the journey becomes unbearable.
你看 上帝造人的时候考虑到了很多事 You see, human beings are designed for many things.
但是孤独却不是其一 But loneliness isn't one of them.