《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
警方给我看了你的刑事档案 你杀过人 The police showed me your rap sheet. You killed a man.
-想听听事情的真相吗 -无所谓了 - Want to hear what happened? - It doesn't matter.
我再也不会相信你说的话了 I will never believe anything you say ever again.
不期而至的来客 Unexpected visitors...
-她对你不忠 -我觉得是 - She's cheating on you? - I think so.
-我来搞定 -谢谢妈妈 - I'll take care of it. - Thank you, mama.
导致了从未预料的后果 ...lead to unexpected consequences.
安德鲁 你差点杀了个人 Andrew, you almost killed another human being.
她活得够久了 She's lived her life.
我还有大好的前程 I have my whole life ahead of me
现在却要被这种事搞砸 and now it might be screwed up.
在圣心医院的昏迷病房里 In the coma ward at Sacred Heart hospital,
刚过午夜美梦就开始了 the dreams begin just after midnight.
夜色的黑幕被栩栩如生的梦境替代 The pitch black of night gives way to vivid images
让梦里的人们安睡到天明 that comfort the dreamer until the morning.
格斯 管理员 Gus, the custodian,
梦想着有朝一日中个大奖 dreams of some day winning the lottery
好摆脱他费力不讨好的工作 and quitting his thankless job.
霍华德 保安 Howard, the security guard,
期待着热带小岛奢华的退休生活 envisions a luxurious retirement in the tropics.
露丝·安 夜班护士 Ruth Ann, the night nurse,
幻想着摆脱她的丈夫 fantasizes about leaving her husband.
不过最丰富多彩的梦境 But the most vivid dreams of all
属于312病房的病人 belong to the patient in room 312.
没错 胡安妮塔·索利斯 Yes, Juanita Solis had been
已经连续做了五个月的梦 dreaming steadily for five months.
有时 Sometimes,
是她发现的那个惊人的秘密 of the shocking secret she had uncovered.
有时 是那场 Other times, she dreamt of the accident
导致她住进医院的车祸 that had put her in the hospital.
但她最常梦见的 But her most common dream
是她最终把真相告诉了儿子 was the one in which she finally told her son the truth.
这天晚上 And then one night,
胡安妮塔·索利斯决定 是时候 Juanita solis decided it was time...
醒来了 ...to wake up.
有人吗 Is anybody here?
我要给我儿子打电话 I have to call my son!
即使她知道自己的时间不多了 Even though she knew she was about to die,
胡安妮塔也不在乎 Juanita didn't care.
她相信真相终将大白 The truth was finally going to come out.
告诉我儿子她老婆对他不忠 Tell my son his wife is cheating on him.
上帝啊 Oh, my god!
可怜的胡安妮塔 只可惜 Sadly for Juanita, this was one dream
这个梦永远都不会成真了 that would never come true.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第十七集 Desperate Housewives S01E17
我们因为不同缘由而崇拜英雄 We all honor heroes for different reasons.
有时因为他们的勇气 Sometimes for their bravery,
有时因为他们的魄力 sometimes for their daring,
有时因为他们的善良 sometimes for their goodness.
但总的来说 我们崇拜英雄 But mostly we honor heroes because,
多多少少是因为 at one point or another,
我们都有被拯救的梦想 we all dream of being rescued.
苏珊 我知道你在 我们得谈谈 Susan, I know you're in there. We have to talk.
这太疯狂了 This is crazy.
我知道 I know.
警察说的都是真的 我确实杀了人 Everything the cop said is true. I did kill somebody.
不过有一件事他们没告诉你 But there's one thing they didn't tell you.
我是为你才杀的人 苏珊 I killed for you, Susan.
苏珊 如果我不能拥有你 Susan, if I can't have you,
别人也休想 no one else can.
住口 Shut up.
苏珊 你在家吗 Susan, are you home?
苏珊 你的车在这 我知道你在家 Susan? Your car's here. I know you're in there.
我希望我们能谈一谈 I was hoping we could talk for a minute.
苏珊 或许你该等我走了再拿 Susan, maybe you should have waited till I left to do that.
我知道你现在不想见到我 I know you don't want to see me right now
但我欠你一个解释 but I owe you an explanation,
我都写在信里了 and it's all in there,
包括你想了解的我的过去 everything you ever wanted to know about my past,
我那么做的原因 my reasons for doing what I did.
通通都在信上 It's all there.
伙计们 拜托 你们在干什么 Guys, come on. What are you doing?
就是聚聚 侃侃大山 You know, just bonding, discussing current events...
说真的 你要是停在街对面 Seriously, if you'd just parked across the street
我也就不管你了 I could have let you go.
你假装我们在对面不就结了 Why don't you just pretend like we did?
下车 Get out of the car.
看着 Get this.
停车 Stop the car! Hey! Hey!
真不敢相信 I can't believe it.
只差两个月就毕业了 居然还开除他 Two months from graduation and he's expelled.
那个保安没起诉我们 就该谢天谢地了 We are just lucky that security guard did not press charges.
那我们要怎么做 So what are we going to do?
我很高兴你问到这个 Well, I'm glad that you asked.
这是什么 What are these?
一些少年感化中心的传单 Brochures for youth detention centers.
你准备这东西多久了 How long have you had these?
它们在抽屉里躺了几个月 They've been in the drawer a few months.
我预感我们会用到它们 I had a feeling we might need them.
布里 我不明白 Bree... I don't know.
我们得承认我们需要帮助 We have to admit that we need help.
既然我们不能管教好安德鲁 If we can't get through to Andrew,
那就需要别人来管好他 we need someone who can.
你真打算把我们的儿子 You really want to send our son away
送去那种囚犯集中营吗 to some prison camp?
先别激动 Don't be so dramatic.
其实有些地方看起来挺有趣的 Some of these places actually look fun.
看这个 赫尼西训练营 Look. Camp Hennessy.
"在夏令营的气氛中教导孩子们 "Teaches kids respect for authority and boundaries
学会循规蹈矩" in a summer camp atmosphere."
围墙上配有电网 The perimeter is surrounded by an electrified fence.
不得不承认那是个教导他们 You have to admit that's an efficient way
循规蹈矩的有效方法 to teach respect for boundaries.
好吧 那这个呢 Ok, how about this one?
太适合安德鲁了 It's perfect for Andrew.
蒙大拿的一个牧场 It's a ranch in Montana.
那里空气新鲜 幅员辽阔 It has lots of fresh air and plenty of open spaces,
日常课程是愤怒控制 and daily classes on anger management.
我不喜欢这个 I'm not comfortable with this.
好吧 这个怎么样 All right, how about this one?
它在沙漠里 非常合情合理 It's in the desert and it's very reasonable.
兵营有点荒凉 The barracks are a little bit bleak
不过再犯率为零 but that recidivism rate is to die for.
布里 我不会这么干 Bree, I'm not doing it.
我不会把我儿子送走 I'm not sending my son away.
你觉得无所谓 是吗 It's easy for you, isn't it?
他既没有粗鲁地对待你 You're not the one he's rude to,
也没有天天忤逆你 the one he challenges every day.
他讨厌的也不是你 You're not the one he hates.
我会跟他谈谈 可以了吗 I'll talk to him. All right?
我会和他促膝长谈 I'll sit him down for a little old-fashioned heart-to-heart.
你想谈就谈吧 You talk to him all you want.
我去看看那些带电网的地方 I'm gonna check out the place with the electrified fence.
仔细听 我的孩子 你会听到 Listen, my children, and you shall hear
保罗·维尔的午夜狂奔 of the midnight ride of Paul Revere
提着灯笼在北边教堂塔楼 hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch
在那高高的灯塔拱门下 of the north church tower
一盏来自陆地 one if by land,
两盏来自海上[指英军进攻方式] two if by sea
而我就会在海的对岸 and I on the opposite shore will be.
我想向你母亲自我介绍一下 Hi, I wanted to introduce myself to your mom.
我是勒奈特·斯加沃 I'm Lynette Scavo.
勒奈特 我是爱丽莎·史蒂文斯 Hi, Lynette. I'm Alisa Stevens.
抱歉 我还以为... Oh, I'm sorry! I thought...
我能读唇 I read lips.
大部分时间 手语更容易点 A lot of the time, signing is just easier.
我不喜欢误解别人 或被人误解 I don't like to misunderstand, or to be misunderstood.
-我是莉莉 -见到你很高兴 - And I'm Lily. - Hi, nice to meet you.
妈妈 Hi, mom!
那是我儿子 马特 That's my son, Matt.
我家的双胞胎总是提到马特 My twins talk about Matt all the time.
我们应该举办一个孩子们的表演日 We should set up a play date.
好主意 Sounds great.
-然后一起吃饭 -太好了 - Let's have dinner too. - I'd love to.
-英国佬来啦 -驾 驾 - The British are coming! - Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
或者 还是我们大人聚聚就好 Even better, let's just keep it adults.
宝贝 他们服软了 Babe, they blinked.
我们抓住了他们的小辫子 We got them by the short hairs.
谁 谁服软了 Who? Who blinked?
地方检察官 我刚跟律师们谈过了 The da. I just spoke with the lawyers.
-他们提供了份认罪协议 -是好事吗 - They offered a plea bargain. - And that's good?
那意味着他们知道自己理亏 It means they know they got a weak case.
他们觉得自己赢不了 They don't think they can win.
-都结束了 -天哪 - It's over. - Oh, my god!
那意味着我们能保住房子了 That means we can keep the house!
不 我们还是得卖掉房子 No, we still have to sell the house.
我得付律师费 I gotta pay the lawyers.
你说他们提供了一份认罪协议 You said they offered a plea bargain.
没错 可我们不会接受 Yeah, but we're not gonna take that.
把我放下来 Put me down.
亲爱的 不卖房子的话 Honey, it would mean
我就要去蹲8个月的监狱了 me going to jail for eight months.
鉴于你确实罪有应得 I think that's pretty reasonable,
我觉得这很合理 considering you're guilty as sin.
你本来同意卖房子的 You said you were fine with selling.
那是在我知道蹲一阵子监狱 Before I knew we could trade
就能保住它之前 a couple of months in prison to keep it.
干嘛 What?!
不是 我是她儿媳 No, this is her daughter-in-law.
是医院打来的吗 是不是妈妈 Is it the hospital? Is it mama?
谢谢你 好 Uh, thank you. Yes.
加布 Gabby?
我很遗憾 卡洛斯 I'm sorry, Carlos.
有的人凭当世之事断人 Some believe people are judged by the way they live life,
有的人则凭身后之事断人 and others by the way they leave it.
我喜欢这种带金叶的莱克星顿红木 I like the lexington mahogany with gold leaf.
里面是粉红色的天鹅绒和垂幔 It has a pink velvet interior and drapes,
还有手工雕刻的面板 万一洪水或地震 plus it's hand-engraved so in case of a flood or earthquake,
他们至少能辨别出哪个棺材里是她 they'll at least know which one is hers.
你不觉得夸张了点吗 Don't you think that's a little over the top?
妈妈就要最好的 Only the best for mama.
这些殡仪馆就是要制造一种假象 These funeral homes make a fortune
好说服人们心甘情愿多花钱 trying to convince people to overspend.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
你母亲很通情达理 I'm saying your mother was a sensible woman.
她不会喜欢这些花里胡哨没用的装饰 She wouldn't be comfortable with bells and whistles.
这个吧 木质面板 Maybe this one. Wood veneer.
-干嘛 -你从没喜欢过妈妈 - What? - You never liked mama.
要喜欢一个对你恨之入骨的人很难 It's awfully hard to like someone who actively hates your guts.
她一向认为你屈尊娶了我 She always thought you married beneath you
而且毫不避讳让我知道 and let me know it.
她爱你 She loved you.
她待我如垃圾 She treated me like trash!
上帝 让她的灵魂安息 God rest her soul.
我在筹备我母亲的葬礼 I'm putting my mother in the grave.
现在不是斤斤计较的时候 Now is not the time to pinch pennies.
卡洛斯 我们现在手头很紧 Carlos, we're not exactly flush with cash right now.
她的出身不怎么样 应该归真反璞 Let her be true to her roots. She was born humble.
当时她连鞋都没得穿 And barefoot.
她是个女王 She was a queen.
那么 麦克把信给你时怎么说 So what did Mike say when he gave you the letter?
这封信能解释一切 That it explains everything.
能解释吗 Does it?
我还没看过 I haven't read it.
干嘛不看 Why the hell not?
我做不到 I just can't.
你比我强 You're a better woman than me.
是我的话早就迫不及待把信拆了 I'd have ripped it open with my teeth.
你难道不好奇他写了什么吗 Aren't you dying to know what he wrote?
好奇啊 要只是一堆编凑的废话呢 Yes. But what if it's just a bunch of far-fetched stories?
你就该那么假设 Well, you should assume that it is.
为什么 Why?
想想男人被抓个现行时都何等擅长说谎 Think how good men are at lying on the spot.
何况时间充裕 又是写下来的 God forbid you should give them time and a pen.
伊迪 有空来一下工地好吗 Edie, you mind stopping by the site?
我准备好主浴室的设计图了 I've blueprints of the master bath.
好的 我马上就来 比尔 Oh, I'll see you in a few, Bill.
他是我新找的包工头 我们在约会 It's my new contractor. We're sort of dating.
你好像说过不会把生意和找乐子混为一谈 Didn't you once say you never mix business with pleasure?
不 我是说不把找乐子跟承诺混为一谈 No, I said never mix pleasure with commitment.
没错 Right.
苏珊 你打算怎么处理这封信 So Susan, what are you gonna do with the letter?
看在上帝面上 你能不能现在就打开 And for Pete's sake, would you open it up already?
不 我做不到 No. No, I won't.
我再也不相信麦克了 如果失去了信任 I don't trust Mike any more and without trust...
不了 我打算回去 No, no. I'm just gonna go in
把信撕了扔进垃圾桶 and rip it up and throw it in the trash.
-何不现在就把它撕了 -不不 - Why don't we rip it up now? - No, no, no.
不用了 我不想 你知道 垃圾嘛 That's ok. I don't wanna... You know, litter.
她肯定会打开看的 She is so opening that letter.
当卡洛斯忙着安排他母亲的葬礼事宜时 While Carlos was making arrangements to bury his mother,
加布丽尔却在努力确保 Gabrielle was making sure
自己的秘密也能一并埋掉 she'd be taking her secret to the grave.
我是加布丽尔·索利斯 Hi, I'm Gabrielle Solis.
你是海瑟护士吗 You're nurse... Hisel?
是的 你一说你要来 Yes. Hi. Um... When you called and said you were coming down,
我就把胡安妮塔住院期间 I collected all the personal things your husband brought in
你丈夫带来的东西都收好了 during Juanita's stay with us.
你是为这事来的吧 I assume that's why you're stopping by?
你真周到 不过 其实不是 Oh, that's so thoughtful of you but, actually, no.
不是 No?
不是 我丈夫和我 No, you see my husband and I
还不是很清楚 still don't have a clear account
胡安妮塔是怎么去世的 as to how Juanita passed.
怎么去世的 How?
她是在睡梦中平静地死去的吗 Yes, did she die quietly, in her sleep...?
是的 通常是会这样 Um, yeah, that's usually how it happens.
我的意思是 我非常确定是这样的 I mean, I'm pretty sure that's how it happened.
非常确定吗 Pretty sure?
我是说 我不是很清楚 I mean, I don't know exactly
因为当时我不在她身边 because I wasn't with her at that time.
有谁在她身边 Was anyone with her?
比如 值班的助手护士 An orderly, candy striper...
或是任何人 ...anyone?
没有 就她自己 No. She was alone.
非常感谢 那正是我想知道的 Thank you so much. That's all I needed to hear.
索利斯太太 Oh, Mrs. Solis.
把它扔了吧 Oh, you can just toss that.
完了 麻烦大了 Great! Just great.
我想这是你的 I think this is yours.
没错 我一直在找它 谢啦 Yeah. Yeah, I've been looking for this one. Thanks.
我想你可能不知道我在哪找到它的 I don't suppose you have any idea where I found it?
这些小东西通常喜欢光的脚丫以及车胎 Those little suckers are drawn to bare feet and car tires.
既然你没跛 也没流血 Since you're not limping or bleeding...
这只能暂时撑一下 This is only temporary.
你得把这轮胎送去修理 You're going to need to take this tire and get it fixed.
-谢谢 我会的 -真的 这不太安全 - Thanks, I will. - Seriously, it's not safe.
你只能开20或30英里 You'll probably only get 20 or 30 miles out of it.
好吧 我保证会去修的 All right, I promise.
话说 我打算休息一会儿 吃个午餐 Hey, listen. I'm about to break for lunch.
-你愿意和我一起去吗 -午餐 - How would you like to join me? - Lunch?
是的 午餐 Yeah, lunch.
你是在约我吗 Are you asking me out on a date?
说约会的话有点正式了 That sounds kinda formal
只是去吃玉米煎饼 喝点汽水而已 for a burrito and a can of soda,
不过 算是吧 我是在约你 but...Yeah, I guess I am.
你不是在跟伊迪约会吗 Aren't you dating Edie?
我们出去过一次 算不上约会 We went out on a date. We're not dating.
怎么样 So how about it?
我来买单 I'm buying.
我刚跟麦克分手 I just got out of this relationship with this guy, Mike.
这有点复杂 It's kind of complicated.
总之 我还没准备好开始约会 Anyway, I'm just not even sure where I am right now, emotionally.
现在感情上一团乱麻 I'm all jumbled up.
现在我并不适合 I don't think I can leap right into something new,
开始一段新恋情 relationship-wise, at the moment.
再次声明 只不过是玉米煎饼 Again, just a burrito.
-对不起 -好 我明白 - I'm sorry. - Ok, I understand.
看来你需要时间反思和疗伤 Sounds like you need time to reflect and heal.
-是的 我确实需要 -好吧 - I do, I really do. - Ok.
我明天再来约你 I'll check back with you again tomorrow.
这真美味 This is so... delicious.
带着四个孩子 你居然能做出这么多菜 I don't know how you find the time, with four kids.
只有初次拜访的客人才有这样的待遇 Only for first-time guests.
通常 我们只有 Normally, you'd be having
鸡爪和卡通状通心粉 chicken fingers and cartoon-shaped macaroni.
-要是那样的话 -别说了 - If that. - Hey, shut up.
汤姆 你在做广告是吧 Tom, you're in advertising, right?
我在西门斯科特公司干了五年 I worked five years at Simon and Scott.
我一开始就是在西门斯科特公司工作的 Well, I started at Simon and Scott.
我讨厌那些家伙 I hated those guys.
-我们得谈谈 -没错 - We have to talk. - Yes...
你认识那儿什么人吗 Who do you know there now?
现在完了 It's all over now.
他俩要聊上一整晚的广告了 They'll be talking shop for the rest of the night.
艾丽莎就喜欢谈她自己 Alisa loves talking about Alisa.
是啊 勒奈特也喜欢谈自己 Well, Lynette loves talking about Lynette too.
我一点也不信 I don't believe that for a second.
你和你丈夫看起来感情非常好 You and your husband seem pretty solid.
我们目前有点不顺 We're going through some tough stuff.
正在做婚姻咨询 We're... in counseling.
是吗 要不要再来点牛排 Oh, really? More steak?
是她的主意 It's her idea.
那一小时可真难熬 It's not the most pleasant way to spend an hour.
基本上我都是在看着钟 Basically, I look at the clock
而她就在那儿指责我一无是处 and she blames me for everything.
我觉得你不该当着艾丽莎的面说这些 I don't think you should be talking about Alisa with her...
那么 ...So...
没事 反正她也听不见 It's ok, it's not like she can hear.
也许我该再吃点土豆什么的 Maybe I will have some more of that, uh, potato stuff.
他真的那样说吗 当着她的面 He actually said those things, with her sitting right there?
真恶心 而且他还不肯闭嘴 It was really nasty, and he wouldn't shut up, either.
你居然还约了和他们一起打网球 I can't believe you said we'd play tennis.
当时我哪知道他那么混蛋 她人不错 That was before I knew he was a jerk. She was great.
瞧瞧她教了我什么 Look what she taught me.
意思是"我爱你" It means "I love you."
很棒 我该怎么办呢 Yeah, that's great. What am I gonna do?
-你什么意思 -显然她需要知道真相 - What do you mean? - Obviously she needs to be told.
不 她不需要 这是他俩之间的事 No, no, no, she doesn't. This is between Dennis and Alisa.
我怎能坐视不管 How can I ignore this?
那叫什么话 "反正她也听不见" And I quote, "It's not like she can hear."
勒奈特 这件事 Lynette, you're starting to ramp up
你有点管得太宽了 into that whole meddling thing you do.
-什么 -让我来吧 - Excuse me? - Let me just handle it.
别把事闹大 Let's avoid a big thing.
你是说我处理不好吗 Are you saying I can't be tactful?
要是我们打网球时他又说那种话 If he says something at tennis,
我会把他拉到一边 I will take him aside,
坦率地告诉他 那样不好 man to man, and say, "that's not cool."
你的意思是我就处理不好这事儿 Are you saying I'm not tactful?
安德鲁 去倒一下垃圾 Andrew, I need you to take out the trash.
-当然可以 -现在就去 别磨蹭 - Sure. - Now, not five hours from now.
我这就去 上帝 I'm going, I'm going. God...
我今晚要和贾斯丁去商场 Um, I'm meeting Justin at the mall tonight
所以我需要40美元 so I'm gonna need 40 bucks.
不行 No.
-什么 -你的零花钱被取消了 - What? - You no longer get an allowance.
行 垃圾我不倒了 Fine. I'm not taking out the trash.
安德鲁 Andrew!
你准备怎样 折磨我吗 What are you gonna do? Torture me?
继续 我能承受 Go ahead, I can take it.
我想要的 我一直追求的 What I want, what I have always wanted,
无非就是让你快乐 is for you to be happy.
可你还是不快乐 我不知道怎么帮你了 And you're not, and I have no idea how to help you.
你可以从别挡着我的路开始 Well, you could start by getting out of the way.
我不会走的 我们现在得谈谈 I will not. We're gonna talk about this now.
我说了 别挡着我 I said, get out of the way.
下次你再这样对你妈妈 The next time you touch your mother,
我就把你从这里扔下去 I'll throw you through this wall.
明白吗 You understand me?
伊迪 等等 我想问你点事 Oh, Edie, wait up. I wanna ask you something.
我不能停下来 要保持心跳速率 I can't stop. I gotta keep my heart rate up.
你会不会介意 我跟比尔约会 I was just wondering how you'd feel if I went out with Bill.
-什么 -比尔约我出去 - What? - Bill asked me out.
比尔 我的比尔吗 Bill? My Bill?
瞧 问题就在这 Well, see, that's the thing.
他没觉得他是你的 He doesn't think of himself as your Bill.
他说那约会就是一次性的 He said that date was just a one-time thing.
我会知道 是因为他约我时 Which I know, because when he asked me out
我对他说我认为你们在交往 I told him I thought you guys were involved.
你还没同意和他约会吗 So you haven't agreed to go out with him?
没有 我想先问过你再说 No, I wanted to check with you first.
你可真好 Wow, that's nice of you.
-那么 可以吗 -不行 - So, can I? - No.
伊迪 伊迪 为什么我不能和他约会 Edie! Edie, why can't I go out with him?
因为是我先遇到他的 Because I saw him first.
这说法有点站不住脚啊 That's a really third-grade thing to say.
你问我的意见 我说了不行 You asked my permission, I said no.
到此为止 That should be the end of it.
好吧 Well, you know.
严格来说 我根本不需要你的准许 Technically, I don't need your permission.
我真的很想喜欢你 You know, I so much wanna like you,
可你偏不让我这么做 but you just won't let me.
伊迪 Edie...
苏珊 我试着忽略你的缺点 Susan, you know...I try. I try to look past your flaws.
你的笨拙 还有那... Your klutziness. That... that...
故作柔弱的姿态 还有你的头发 ...faux vulnerability. Your hair.
可你却总能找到方法来惹火我 But you look for ways to push my buttons.
他只是想请我吃玉米煎饼 He just wants to buy me a burrito.
苏珊 拜托你 别让我讨厌你 Susan, please. Let me like you.
好吧 我不和他出去了 Ok. I won't go out with him.
显然你对他有好感 I mean, obviously, you have feelings for him.
不 我没有 真没有 No, I don't. I really don't.
那这算什么 So what, then?
如果你不能和他一起 别人也不能吗 If you can't have him, nobody can?
对嘛 这才是朋友该有的想法 See? Now you're thinking like a friend.
听听这歌声 What a voice.
这种事一定要交给天主教来做 You have to hand it to the Catholics.
他们的默哀仪式比谁都做得好 They do grief better than anyone.
那匹马和那辆车多少钱 How much did that horse and buggy set us back?
-你有意见吗 -变穷 有意见 - Do you mind? - Being poor? A little.
牧师 看前面 Eyes front, padre.
伊迪也太不可理喻了 I can't believe Edie.
又不是世上所有的男人都归她所有 She doesn't have dibs on every man on the planet.
如果我想和比尔约会 我就应该去 If I wanna go out with Bill, I should be able to.
-我以为你根本就不喜欢他 -她也是 - I thought you weren't even into him. - Neither is she.
如果她不喜欢他 为什么不准我喜欢他 If she's not into him, why can't I not be into him?
我现在要默哀了 I'm gonna mourn now.
怎么了 What's going on?
-怎么慢下来了 -因为我们快到了 - Why are we slowing down? - Because we're almost there.
那是什么东西 What is that?!
原来的主人 The family who owned it
付不起保养费 couldn't afford the maintenance payment.
我拿了很高的折扣 I got an amazing deal.
土窖 你竟然给你妈买了个土窖 A crypt? You bought your mother a crypt?!
小声点 别丢人现眼 Quiet! You're making a scene.
够了 我才不要去参加这样的葬礼 Oh, that's it. I cannot be a part of this.
-我做不到 -加布丽尔 - I can't do it. - Gabrielle!
别孩子气了 Stop acting like a child!
我们该跟着他们走吗 Are we supposed to be following them?
我不知道 也许这是仪式之一呢 I don't know. Maybe it's part of the ritual.
卡洛斯 你去死吧 Go to hell, Carlos!
好了 大家还是跟着遗体走吧 All right, people, we're going to follow the body.
请走这边 跟上来 This way, please. Come along!
这太过分了 This is too much.
我同意卖掉房子的唯一理由 The only reason I agreed to give up the house
是我以为我会有一个小而精致的公寓 because I thought I'd get a gorgeous little apartment.
可现在我连那样的房子都没有了 Now I won't even get that.
你要我怎么做 What do you want me to do?
-去认罪 -什么 - Take the plea. - What?
你犯的罪 为什么要我来承受恶果 You did the crime. Why should I pay the price?
面对现实吧 鼓起勇气去服刑 Just suck it up, be a man and do the time.
-加布 你太荒唐了 -是吗 - Gaby, you're being ridiculous. - Am I?
我只想得到你给你死去的妈同等的尊重 All I want is the same respect you gave your dead mother.
加布 别这样 Gaby, please...!
至少她还有个遮风挡雨的屋顶 At least she's gonna have a roof over her head.
15分平 Fifteen all.
这球算界内吗 Oh, was that in?
好球 Nice try.
爱丽莎 你是聋了又不是瞎了 Alisa, you're deaf, not blind.
这球差一点就出界了 It was a close call.
你这也算在教训他 That's telling him.
我只是在等时机 I'm waiting for my moment.
你觉得她球打得烂 You think her tennis stinks?
那你更该尝尝她煮的饭 You should try her cooking.
15比30 Fifteen thirty.
抱歉 Sorry.
我该提醒你 我的网球技术 I should have mentioned that my tennis
远在我的厨艺之上 is much better than my cooking.
太好玩了 你打得真好 That was fun. You play really well.
谢谢你 Thank you.
省省吧 她连球都发不过网 Gimme a break. She serves underhand, for god's sake.
-你到底哪根筋不对 -你说什么 - What's your problem? - Excuse me?
你那还有没有瓶装水 Hey, do you have any bottled water over there?
我一出汗 身体里的电解质就会紊乱 My electrolytes get all wacky when I sweat.
她是你的妻子 She's your wife.
你怎么能这么说她呢 How can you talk about her like that?
让我来告诉你那满脸假笑的 Let me tell you what St Alisa is saying
"圣女"爱丽莎的真面目吧 with that phony smile on her face.
"丹尼斯 快点走" "Move your ass, Dennis."
"丹尼斯 你腰间的肥肉真多啊" "Nice love handles, Dennis."
"丹尼斯 你该换一种除臭剂了" "Try switching deodorant, Dennis."
够了 如果你对妻子有所不满 Enough. If you've got issues with your wife,
告诉她 tell her.
我们正在做婚姻咨询 We're in counseling.
如果你必须向一个陌生人发泄不满 It's not working too well
那说明你们的咨询并没有起作用 if you have to unload on a perfect stranger, is it?
要是你婚姻不幸福 If you're unhappy in your marriage,
别整天抱怨 做点别的事去 do something instead of just complaining.
因为坦白说 我根本不想知道 Cause, frankly, I don't want to hear it.
我们换搭档吧 Let's trade partners.
-好 -太好了 - Sure. - Great!
谢谢 Thanks.
我和你一组 I'll play with you.
你还没把车送修 You did not take this in.
这轮胎一时半会还不会破 This should hold,
可你一定要修好它 but you've got to take it in.
谢谢你 我知道 我会的 Thank you. I know. I'm going to.
这现在是我的头等大事了 It's on the top of my list.
这活儿真累 That was hard work.
你要不要喝点水 Would you like a glass of water
也许能借此机会进来和我聊天 and maybe an excuse to come in and talk to me?
听起来不错啊 Sounds great.
那么 到时间了 So... It's tomorrow.
我说过今天再来约你的 I told you I'd check back in on that date.
比尔 我有苦衷 Bill, um... I have my reasons.
是因为我长得太丑了 Am I... hideous?
当然不是 Oh, god, no!
不是 你英俊潇洒 玉树临风 No, you are just so incredibly not hideous.
我该说 谢谢吧 Thank you... I think.
也许是"约会"这词有点吓到我吧 See, maybe it's the word "date" that's throwing me off.
我只是想一起出去消磨时光 Look, I just want to have some fun,
吃点东西 喝上一杯 you know? Dinner, drinks...
没有任何约束 No strings attached.
好吧 我会和你共进晚餐 Ok, I'll go out with you.
太好了 我知道离这里较远的地方 Great. I know this little place
有一家雅致的小餐厅 你一定会喜欢的 out of the way. You're gonna love it.
你在干吗 What are you doing?
为你列张紧急事件电话单 Making an emergency list for you.
万一屋顶漏水或者跳电了 So you'll know who to call in case the roof leaks,
你就知道该打给谁 or the power goes out...
为什么这么做 Why?
我决定接受认罪协议 I'm taking the plea bargain.
这样你就有屋顶遮风挡雨了 So you can keep the house.
出于对我母亲的尊重 我将她风光大葬 When I buried my mother, I did it with respect,
我并不后悔我付出去的一分一毛 and I don't regret a single penny.
但是 是我让咱们陷入这两难的境地 But I got us into the position we are in
当我犯罪的那一刻起 and the moment I did,
我就不再尊重你了 I stopped respecting you.
-而且这么做是不对的 -你好勇敢 - And that's not right. - You're so brave.
我这么做 是有条件的 It's not without strings.
我要你向我保证 I need you to promise
我出狱之后 你还会在我身边 you're gonna be here when I get out.
你这是什么话 That's a ridiculous thing to say.
我哪儿也不会去 I'm not going anywhere.
我还要你保证 And I need you to promise
在我服刑期间 你必须对我忠诚 that you'll be faithful while I'm gone.
那当然了 Yeah. Of course.
加布丽尔 我不是傻瓜 Gabrielle, I'm no fool.
你是个美丽的女人 You're a beautiful woman
我知道你有一定的需求 and I understand you have needs.
但我是个忌妒心极强占有欲极重的男人 But I'm a very jealous and possessive man.
我希望听到你亲口向我保证 And I need to hear you say it.
我保证 I promise.
好吧 既然这样 Ok, then.
明天一早我们就去见律师 Tomorrow morning, we'll go and see the lawyers.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
我希望你能说到做到 And just so you know, I'm gonna hold you to that promise.
发生什么事了 奶奶死了吗 What's going on? Did grandma die?
没有 她很好 安德鲁 听着 Uh, no, she's fine. Listen, Andrew...
宝贝 我们都清楚 Sweetheart, it's been clear to us
这段时间你一直郁郁寡欢 for some time now that you've been unhappy.
-那些出位的行为 -抽大麻 打架 - All this acting out. - The pot smoking, the violence...
这不像你 It just isn't you.
我们认为你需要些时间 And we feel that you need to spend some quality time
来认真思考你的人生目标 thinking about the goals in your life
你将来到底想成为怎样的人 and what kind of person you want to be.
你们到底在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
有个叫赫尼西的训练营 There's this place called Camp Hennessey.
是专为像你这种迷途的 It's designed for teenagers like
青少年设计的 yourself who've lost their way.
你在开玩笑吧 You gotta be kidding.
他们注重行为管制和责任承担 They emphasize discipline and responsibility,
两样你非常需要的东西 two things you're sorely in need of.
你只需要在那呆几个星期 You'll only be there more than a few weeks.
别再说了 You can stop this now.
我不去这种少年犯才去的愚蠢训练营 I'm not going to a stupid camp for juvenile delinquents.
我们好了 We're ready.
亲爱的 对不起 你没得选 Sorry, honey, you don't have a choice.
-放开我 -放轻松 - Get your hands off of me! - Take it easy!
安德鲁 别白费力气了 Andrew, Andrew, it's no use fighting.
这两位先生会帮你穿好衣服 These gentlemen will help you dress
然后送你去集中营 and drive you to the camp.
-接下来就交给我们吧 -等等 - We can take it from here. - Wait, wait!
妈妈 等等 求你 我知错了 Mom, wait! Please, I'm sorry...
亲爱的 我保证一切都会没事的 Honey, it's gonna be ok, I promise.
-这肯定是你的主意 -你... - This was your idea. - Why, you...!
别这样 Stop it.
宝贝 无论你说什么做什么 Honey, no matter what you say or do,
我都会爱你 I will always love you.
我们走吧 来吧 Let's go. Come on.
为什么抱我 What's that for?
感谢你陪在我身边 For being here.
感谢你支持我度过这些事 For standing by me through this.
雷克斯 这对我意义重大 You don't know what it means to me, Rex.
我已经有很长一段时间 It's been a long time
身边没有真正值得托付的伴侣 since I felt like I had a real partner.
你在这儿真的帮了我许多 And it really helps,
特别是在这样一个可怕的早晨 especially on a horrible morning like this.
爱丽莎 莉莉 你们好吗 Hey, Alisa. Hey, Lily. How are you guys?
我能和你谈谈吗 May I speak to you, please?
当然可以 孩子们 给 Oh, sure. Boys, here.
乖乖呆在这儿 Stay right there.
好的 妈妈 Yes, mom.
-你怎么样了 -丹尼斯离开我了 - So how are you? - Dennis left me.
什么 What?
丹尼斯离开我了 Dennis left me!
为什么 Why?!
你教唆他的 白痴 You told him to, you moron!
-什么 -你对我们的婚姻指手画脚 - I'm sorry? - You talked about our marriage.
-关你什么事 -别说了 - It's none of your business. - Stop.
我听不明白 你得慢点说 I can't understand you. You're gonna have to talk slower.
丹尼斯说你骂他 因为他说我坏话 Dennis said you yelled at him for saying stuff behind my back.
算是吧 Well, yeah.
还说你告诉他我俩的婚姻咨询不管用 And he said you told him our counseling wasn't working.
对 但这不是我的意思 Yes, that's not exactly what I...
你到底怎么想的 Where the hell do you come off
告诉他停止咨询 telling him we are stop to going to conseling?
-我没说过... -虽然说 - I didn't mean... - Sure,
我俩经济上 感情上和性生活上 We have our share of problems, financial,
都有问题 emotional, sexual.
但都在朝好的方向发展啊 But we were solving them.
爱丽莎 过来 Alisa, come here.
你确定要 Are you sure you wanna be...
当着你女儿的面说这事吗 saying these things in front of your daughter?
现在你又开始教我怎么教育孩子了 Now you're telling me how to raise my daughter?!
莉莉 我们继续说 Lily, we're coming back.
爱丽莎 不好意思给你添麻烦了 Listen, Alisa, I am so sorry if I caused a problem.
我不过想帮忙 I just wanted to help.
为什么 你有什么目的 Why? Why did you want to help?
-因为 -因为我是个聋子吗 - Well, because... - Oh, because I was deaf?
不 因为你丈夫完全是个混蛋 No. Because your husband was being a total jerk.
所以你就骑着白马 And you've just gotta come in on your white horse
来拯救我了吗 and come to the rescue.
真不巧 我不需要救世主 明白吗 Well, guess what? I didn't need to be rescued. Got that?
不需要 I didn't need to be rescued.
贱人 Bitch.
她说 Uh, she said...
谢谢 我听见了 Yes, thank you. I know what she just said.
前一秒我俩还在车里打得火热 One minute we're making out in his truck, and next thing I know
下一秒就有个医生在帮他拔子弹 we're at the hospital and the doctor's digging a bullet out of him.
我和麦克刚约会的时候 It's just that when I started dating Mike,
他就跟普通人没两样 he seemed like such a normal guy, you know?
男人都会伪装 来点玉米饼吗 They always do. You wanna get some nachos?
我肯定不会去看信的 I mean obviously, I am not going to read the letter.
因为我得想开点 对吗 At some point, you've just gotta let it go, right?
对 Right.
我们不放胡椒行吗 Mind if we leave off the jalapenos?
我不爱吃辣 I'm not good with spicy things.
我不是故意含糊不清的 这事太复杂了 I don't mean to babble. It's complicated.
你对麦克还太不了解 And there is so much about Mike you don't even know.
要是如此的话 那我真是吃惊了 That would surprise me at this point.
伊迪 Edie.
你老板说你在和一个小可爱约会 Your foreman said you were on a date with a hottie.
看来他的眼睛肯定有毛病 Evidently, someone needs lasik.
-你跟踪我们 -轻而易举 - You tracked us down? - It wasn't hard.
只要跟着背叛者的味道就好 I just followed the stench of betrayal.
-我们说好的 苏珊 -不 没有 - We had an agreement, Susan. - No, we didn't.
是你让我觉得内疚了我才告诉你的 I said what you wanted to hear because you guilted me into it.
我是在保护我们濒临崩溃的友谊 I was trying to protect our already fragile friendship.
-我是不是惹到麻烦了 -没有 - Am I in the middle of something here? - Not any more.
你 我会记恨一辈子的 You, I will hate forever.
而你 被开除了 And you are fired.
伊迪 Edie!
因为我和苏珊约会你就要开除我 You're firing me for going out with Susan?
没错 跟她约会有你好受的 Yes. And before you start whining
所以也别抱怨了 that dating her is punishment enough.
省省力气 Save it.
我想我得告诉她是你自己送上门的 I suppose I could tell her you threw yourself at me.
是你寂寞了来求我陪你吃饭 You were lonely, begged to have dinner.
我不过是可怜你罢了 I took pity on you.
不好意思 你好像在暗示这是我的错 Well, excuse me, but that kinda makes it sound like it was my fault.
这事不怪我 又不是我解雇了你 You can't possibly blame me. I'm not the one who fired you.
没错 但你没有告诉我 Right. You just chose not to tell me
和你约会能让伊迪发疯 Edie would be insanely mad if I went out with you.
慢点 你开太快了 Slow down. You're driving too fast.
这是你和伊迪之间的事 You know. This is between you and Edie.
我不过被牵连进来了 I just got sucked into the drama.
你真是自欺欺人 Yeah. I bet you say that to yourself all the time.
这话什么意思 What does that mean?
你不是被牵连的 你就是罪魁祸首 You didn't get sucked into the drama. You invited it in.
乱说 That's not true.
你花了一个小时唠叨你前男友的事 You've spent an hour obsessing over your ex-boyfriend,
即便他是掐死你邻居的嫌犯 even though he's an ex-con who very possibly strangled your neighbor.
不 他没有 No, he didn't.
伊迪还警告你不要和我约会 And Edie told you not to go out with me,
你听了吗 没有 but did you listen? No.
你明明知道会有麻烦 Because you saw the potential for disaster
还偏偏要去做 and couldn't resist getting in there.
好啊 花花公子 不是想玩玩吗 Ok, Mr-let's-just-have-fun- because-I'm-the-casual-contractor-man,
是你追的我 所以认了吧 朋友 you chased me, so own it, my friend.
你根本没修轮胎 是吧 You didn't get that tire fixed, did you?
我本来要修的 I was meaning to.
看来我真是罪魁祸首 I guess I do invite the drama in.
某种程度上 Just a little.
汤姆 我是坏人吗 Tom, am I a bad person?
不是啊 干嘛这么说 No. Why would you say that?
我也说不好 只是在我的观念里 I don't know. I guess I just have it in my head
只有坏人才破坏人家的婚姻 that only bad people break up marriages
同时还冒犯弱势群体 and offend the handicapped.
-我警告过你的 -是啊 - I did try to warn you. - You did.
我干嘛做这傻事 Why do I do it?
真是太自不量力了 This compulsion to stick my nose where it doesn't belong.
亲爱的 你只是想帮她 Honey, you were just looking out for your friend.
确实帮了她不少 A lot of good it did her.
至少你尽力了 这点让我佩服 At least you tried. I admire you for that.
算了 Oh, please.
都是因为我不愿意吵架 Hey, I'm the guy who let Dennis bad-mouth his wife
才纵容丹尼斯说他老婆的坏话 because I was afraid of making a scene.
你觉得那样不对 就给了他点颜色看看 You knew it was wrong and you let him have it.
我就是这样 总是自找麻烦 That's me. I'm never afraid to create a scene.
亲爱的 我想说 Hey, honey, look. My point is,
你的正义感很强 you have a strong sense of what is right
总是路见不平 拔刀相助 and you're not afraid to act on it.
我很佩服你这点 And I admire you for that.
你知道我佩服你什么吗 You know what I admire you for?
你总换着花样来安慰我 You find a way to compliment me when
尽管你可以说 "我早告诉你了" you could say, "I told you so."
这是"我早告诉你了”的手语 对吧 You just signed "I told you so," didn't you?
不告诉你 You'll never prove it.
感谢你能来 索利斯夫人 Thanks for coming in, Mrs. Solis.
你见过海瑟护士了吧 I believe you've met nurse Hisel?
是啊 高兴再见到你 Yes. Hello. Again.
海瑟护士和你婆婆有某种特殊的联系 Nurse Hisel became quite attached to your mother-in-law.
所以我把她也叫来了 That's why I asked her to be here for this.
首先 我想澄清一点 First, I want you to understand that
我们一直信守对病人的承诺 we consider our commitment to our patients a sacred trust.
好的 Ok.
因此说 Having said that, it appears that
或许 我是说或许 there may, and I stress may,
我们对病人的关怀有些不到位 have been a breakdown in our chain of care.
但我敢保证我们的员工 I can assure you we hold our staff to
都是行业里素质最高的 the highest standards in the industry.
不过我们也是人 But we are only human after all.
亲爱的 你还好吧 Honey, are you ok?
海瑟护士 请你出去一下好吗 Nurse Hisel, why don't you step out?
真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你的遭遇我们感同身受 We all share in your grief.
当然 Apparently.
为了减轻您家人由此而生的悲痛 And we're hoping to alleviate any further pain your family may suffer
我们会尽可能提供 by offering some...
经济补偿 ...monetary compensation.
当然 你和丈夫可以保留进一步 Provided you and your husband waive any
诉诸法律的权利 future right to litigation, of course.
经济补偿 Monetary compensation?
你想收买我们吗 You're trying to buy us off?
我们不想闹到法庭上去 Let's not get tangled up in legalese.
我们可以把它理解成我们关怀的延续 We like to think of it as an extension of our caring.
这样的话 我收下你的关怀 Well, in that case, care away.
哈特利先生 Mr. Hartley,
我有个假设性的法律问题想请教你 I have a hypothetical legal question for you.
我想买乐透 而且我 I like to play the lottery and I...
是啊 我知道中奖率不大 Yes, I know what the odds are
但就是喜欢那种刮刮乐的东西 but I just love those scratch-offs.
假设我中了 差不多 Say I were to win, I don't know,
一百六十万 a million, six hundred thousand dollars.
政府也能没收这些钱吗 Would the government be able to take it like they took everything else?
我就是这么想的 那些混蛋 That's what I thought. The bastards.
那我要是在卡洛斯入狱之后中奖呢 So what if we won the lottery after Carlos went to jail?
政府还有权利碰那些钱吗 只是假设 Could the government touch the money then? Hypothetically.
明白了 I see.
而且我们还能留下这房子 And we could keep the house.
不 我刚才还在杂货店里迟疑 Oh, no, I'm just at the grocery store,
考虑是不是该买一张 wondering if I should buy a ticket.
太谢谢了 哈特利先生 Thanks a bunch, Mr. Hartley.
明天我应该什么时候 So what time should I bring Carlos
带卡洛斯去见检察官 to the DA's office tomorrow?
好极了 Great.
我们因为不同缘由而崇拜英雄 We all honor heroes for different reasons.
有时因为他们的魄力 Sometimes for their daring.
有时因为他们的勇气 Sometimes for their bravery.
有时因为他们的善良 Sometimes for their goodness.
我爱你 I love you.
但总的来说 我们崇拜英雄 But mostly, we honor heroes
多多少少是因为 because at one point or another,
我们也梦想被救赎 we all dream of being rescued.
当然 Of course,
如果真正的英雄不出现 if the right hero doesn't come along,
那么 我们就得自我救赎 sometimes, we just have to rescue ourselves.