《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
有人伤害了她 我要他们死 Turns out someone hurt her, I want them dead.
有时 Sometimes...
我快没钱花了 I'm running out of money.
再过几周 我就完蛋了 In a couple of weeks I'm gonna be screwed.
这样的话 你该考虑找份工作 In that case, you might wanna think about looking for a job.
看似被解开的 The answers...
能否告诉我他对你说了什么 If you could just tell me what he told you
我才能解决这个问题 and then I can fix the problem.
我不能说 I can't do that.
生命中最大的悬疑 ...to life's biggest questions...
我又做恶梦了 I had the nightmare again.
安吉拉这个名字有什么特殊意义吗 What do you think the significance of the name Angela is?
事实上 那是我的真名 Actually, that's my real name.
却埋藏于 ...are buried...
她去世还不到一个月 She's not been dead a month
你就好像已经把她忘得一干二净 and it's like you've totally forgotten she never existed.
更大的谎言之中 ...under even bigger lies.
扎克把丹娜的事告诉了朱莉 Zach was telling Julie about what happened to Dana.
他不是故意杀死丹娜的 He didn't mean to kill Dana.
多数母亲会告诉你 Most mothers will tell you
她们的孩子是天赐的礼物 their children are a gift from god.
多数母亲也会告诉你 Most mothers will also tell you
孩子们送给她们的礼物 that the gifts their children give them
就差强人意了 are less than heavenly.
勒奈特不幸收到过 Lynette had suffered through
幼儿园时的图画作业 artwork made in kindergarten...
夏令营时做的调味栏 ...spice racks made in summer camp...
以及童子军时做的项链 ...and jewelry made at the scout jambore.
然而这一天 But this day...
勒奈特·斯加沃收到一份 ...Lynette Scavo received a gift
每个母亲都梦寐以求的礼物 every mother dreams of.
一份她不会羞于展示的礼物 One she wasn't embarrassed to display.
-这花盆哪来的 -我们自己做的 - Where did you guys get this pot? - We made it.
真的吗 我很喜欢 Really? I love it.
这是你们送给我的 Well, this is the nicest present
最好的礼物 you boys have ever given me.
我打算把它放在前廊 And you know what? I'm going to put it out on the front porch
让邻居们都能欣赏它 the whole neighborhood can enjoy it.
勒奈特知道 那一刻的回忆 Lynette knew she'd cherish the memory of that moment
她会珍惜一辈子 for the rest of her life.
可第二天 那一刻的回忆就幻灭了 The memory of that moment was ruined the very next day.
麦克卢斯基太太 你干嘛拿走我的花盆 Mrs. Mccluskey, why are you taking my flower pot?
因为这是我的 Because it's mine.
是你儿子从我家门廊上偷的 Your boys stole it off my porch.
不不 这是我儿子给我的情人节礼物 No, no, no. My sons made that for me for Valentine's Day!
这是我上次坐游轮去哥斯达黎加买的 I bought this in Costa Rica on my last cruise. You see?
上面还有价签呢 瞧见没 It's still got the price tag on it. Look.
怎么不说话 哑口无言了吗 What? Nothing more to say? Cat got your tongue?
听好了 让你家的淘气鬼离我的东西远点 You listen to me, keep your brats off my property.
没错 多数母亲会告诉你 Yes, most mothers will tell you
她们的孩子是天赐的礼物 their children are a gift from god.
多数母亲还会告诉你 Most mothers will also tell you
有时候 你真希望能把他们退回去 there are some days when you wish you could return them.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第十四集 Desperate Housewives S01E14
情人节的前一天 It was the day before Valentine's Day
紫藤郡上的每个男人 and every man on Wisteria Lane
都在为这一最可怕的节日作准备 was preparing for this most dangerous of holidays.
有人买了浪漫的卡片 While some purchased romantic cards...
有人买了糖果和鲜花 ...and some brought home candy and flowers...
有人在高级餐厅预订了晚餐 and some made dinner reservations at fancy restaurants...
还有些人 再次完全忘记了这个日子 ...others managed to forget about the day entirely... again.
这一仓促的行动 This flurry of activity was lost
并没影响到紫藤郡的女士们 on the women of Wisteria Lane.
她们正忙于探究邻居的秘密 They were busy learning a secret about their neighbors.
一个十分令人揪心的秘密 A secret that was positively heartbreaking.
保罗说是扎克杀了丹娜 So Paul said that Zachary killed Dana?
是啊 Yeah.
那一定是意外 Well, it must have been an accident.
小男孩怎么会杀害自己的妹妹呢 I mean, little boys don't just kill their baby sisters
无论真相如何 这孩子精神严重失常 Well, whatever it was, that boy is seriously disturbed,
我已经禁止朱莉跟他交往了 and I've forbidden Julie from hanging out with him.
帮我抱着她好吗 Could you hold her?
原来如此 So this is it.
这就是玛丽·艾莉丝一直试图隐瞒的秘密 This is the secret that Mary Alice was trying to protect.
她肯定满怀愧疚 Think of the guilt that she must have lived with.
我没想到我会这样说 You know, I never thought I'd say this,
但我有点替保罗难过 but I kind of feel sorry for Paul.
我希望我也如此 可还是觉得不对劲 I wish I could. I still feel like something's not right.
-你什么意思 -我们都去过他们家 - What do you mean? - Well, we've all been in their house.
从没见过另一个孩子的照片吧 Have you ever seen a picture of another kid there?
为什么偏偏留着丹娜的婴儿毯 I mean, why keep Dana's baby blanket
却扔掉所有的照片呢 and throw out all the photos?
有道理 That's a good point.
我们还不知道为什么玛丽·艾莉丝 We never answered why did Mary Alice
在治疗的时候自称"安吉拉" refer to herself as "Angela" in that therapy session?
我只知道 玛丽·艾莉丝爱扎克 All I know is this -- Mary Alice loved Zach
胜过这世上的一切 more than anything in the world.
当你那么爱一个孩子 When you love a child that much...
你什么都做得出来 you're capable of doing all sorts of things.
是啊 Yeah.
这些误送到我家 我就拿来了 Hello? These were delivered to my house by mistake. May I?
是给玛丽·艾莉丝·杨的 They're for Mary Alice Young.
上帝 Oh, my god.
我在花店签了长期订单 I, uh... had a standing order with the florist.
忘记去取消了 I... forgot to cancel it.
玛丽·艾莉丝是我妻子 Mary Alice was my wife.
她几个月前去世了 She passed away a few months ago.
我感到很遗憾 I'm very sorry for your loss.
我也对你很遗憾 And I'm sorry for yours.
-什么 -我是说你妹妹 玛莎 - Pardon? - Your sister? Martha?
是啊 她 Oh... Yes... Her.
天哪 那是安吉拉 Good lord, that's Angela.
什么 What?
安吉拉·福里斯特 我们在犹他州共事过 Angela Forrest. We worked together in Utah.
是15年前的事了 It must be 15 years ago.
恐怕你弄错了 我妻子叫玛丽·艾莉丝 I'm afraid you're mistaken. My wife's name was Mary Alice.
她从没去过犹他州 She's... never been to Utah.
可能是我弄错了 Well, I could be mistaken.
如我所说 已经很多年了 As I said, it's... it's been years.
不 米琦 你错了 我没耍大牌 No, Mickey, you're wrong. I wasn't acting like a diva.
我从船展落跑是因为 I left the boat show because
调度员一直在调戏我 that coordinator was making passes at me.
错不在我 姚琳 那里漏擦了 I mean, it's not my fault. Yao Lin, you missed a spot.
别对我说教了 No, spare me the lecture
赶紧再帮我找份工作 and just book me another job, quick.
卡洛斯和我债台高筑 Carlos and I are up to our asses in bills
我们快负担不起了 and we can't pay 'em.
好吧 再见 Fine. Bye.
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-你说什么 -没什么 - What did you say? - Nothing.
你打算把那里擦干净吗 Are you going to clean that spot?
-哪里 -我让你擦的地方 - Which one? - The one I told you to clean.
我会擦的 I'll get to it.
现在就擦 Clean it now.
-为什么 -因为是我说的 - Why? - Because I said so.
也行 但你得说请 Ok. But you got to say please.
好 请 Fine. Please.
只要能让你乖乖地 Anything to get you back on your knees
跪下去擦就行 scrubbing where you belong.
-你也不比我高贵 -什么 - You're not better than me. - Excuse me?
你在生活中得到的一切 The only reason you have anything
只是因为你漂亮 in your life is because you're pretty.
总有一天 你会变老 One day you'll be old
等到那时 你将一无所有 and when that happens, you'll be nothing.
你被炒了 You are so fired.
别反悔 No kidding.
情人节卡片 真漂亮 Ooh, Valentine's Day card. It's pretty.
而且是细致的手绘图 And meticulously hand-painted.
看来送你卡的人一定很爱你 Whoever sent you that must really love you.
-而且才华横溢 -很漂亮 谢谢 - And be loaded with talent. - It's beautiful. Thanks.
我们今晚的约会还算数吗 So are we still on for tomorrow night?
岂止算数 Oh, not only are we on,
我在佩蒂弗勒餐厅订了位 I got reservations at Le Petit Fleur.
那里太高档了 Ooh, that place is so pretentious.
我一直想去来着 I've been dying to go there.
孩子们 全部给我进来 Boys? Get your little fannies inside.
孩子们 Guys?
可怜的勒奈特 要是她再找不到保姆 Oh, poor, Lynette. If she doesn't get a new nanny soon,
-她会崩溃的 -嘘 - She's gonna implode. - Shh.
孩子们 你们在躲谁 Hey, guys. Who you hiding from?
-我们的妈妈 -她要打我们 - Our mom. - She wants to spank us.
你们做了什么坏事吗 Why, did you do something bad?
如果你们躲太久 她会担心的 Well, if you hide out too long, she'll get worried.
那时她会更生气 Then she'll get madder.
明白吗 赶紧回家 You know what I say? Go on home. Take your lumps.
这样至少今天剩下的时间你们还能玩一会 There's a decent chance you'll have the rest of day to play.
来 爬上来 Come on, climb aboard.
-干得好 -我喜欢孩子 - Pretty impressive. - Well, I love kids.
真希望将来能有自己的孩子 Can't wait to have my own some day.
我们不想挨打 We don't want to get spanked.
我们保证会乖的 Yeah, we promise we'll be good.
太晚了 你们偷东西 还撒谎 Too late. You stole. And then you lied.
更糟的是 Even worse,
你们让我在麦克卢斯基太太面前难堪 you made me look bad in front of Mrs. Mccluskey,
你们明知道她是我的宿敌 who you know is mommy's sworn enemy.
该选工具了 Time to pick your poison.
皮带怎么样 挺传统的 How about a belt? It's a classic.
我们可以用山胡桃树枝 Well, we could go with the old hickory stick.
虽然干枯了 It's a clich
但很管用 but it's pretty effective.
我们可以用锅铲 I know. We'll go with the spatula.
上面的洞能减少空气阻力 The holes give it less wind resistance.
快速有效 Moves faster.
别 别 别 别 No! No, no, no, no.
孩子们 听着 我已经束手无策了 Guys! Hey, my hands are tied.
偷东西就要挨打 Thieves get spanked.
这是常理 Just the way it works.
-除非 -除非怎样 - Unless... - Unless what?
鉴于是初犯 如果你们发誓 For a first time offence, if you swear,
保证你们以后再也不偷东西了 cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again,
并给麦克卢斯基太太写封道歉信 and you write Mrs. Mccluskey a letter of apology,
我就饶了你们 I will let it slide.
-行 -好 我们发誓 - Ok! - Yeah! We swear.
好吧 All right,
就以"亲爱的麦克卢斯基太太"开头 start with "Dear Mrs. Mccluskey..."
妈妈 你笑什么 Mommy? Why are you smiling?
知道什么叫做心理战吗 Do you know what "psychological warfare" means?
-不知道 -那真是可惜 - No. - Well, too bad for you.
写吧 先是大写m 然后c Ok, start with a big "m", "c"...
非常好 Good.
雷克斯和我打算下周办个十周年婚庆派对 Rex and I are hosting a dinner party for ten next week.
我们要用上最好的瓷器 We're using our best china
并以鸭子为主菜 and serving duck.
那么 你和雷克斯复合了 So, you and Rex are a couple again?
是的 你知道吗 如果我们分开 Yes. You know, that's one of things
最令我反感的事情 I hated most about our separation,
就是不能举行派对晚会 not being able to throw dinner parties.
这其中有一些文明又优雅的东西 There's just something so civilized and elegant about them,
你不这样认为吗 don't you think?
我还以为你克服了对他不忠的反感 I take it you've resolved your feelings about his infidelity?
这样说吧 Let's just say
我把它们锁进一个虚构的盒子里 I've put them in an imaginary box
并暂时不去看它们 and don't plan on looking at them for a while.
你认为这个和解的方式 Do you think that it is the healthiest way
健康吗 to achieve a reconciliation?
刚开始也不容易 Well, it won't be easy at first.
你不得不强颜欢笑 There'll be a lot of forced smiles
敷衍了事满足对方的性需求 and perfunctory love-making,
但是几十年后 but after a few decades whiz by,
我确信自己会找到一种方式原谅他 I'm sure I'll find a way to forgive him.
既然你有这个计划 Well, as long as you have a plan.
我真心想原谅他 高德芬博士 I do want to forgive him, Dr. Goldfine.
但是 他似乎还有事瞒着我 but... there's something he's still not telling me.
真的吗 Really?
我想那和他发生婚外情的原因有关 I think it has something to do with why he had the affair.
-你跟他谈过这个问题吗 -谈过一次 - Have you confronted him? - Once.
你真应该看看他当时的眼神 You should have seen the look in his eyes.
他很怕我知道 He was terrified I'd figure it out.
你知道他在隐瞒什么 对吧 You know what it is, don't you?
布里 我不能与你谈论其他病人 Bree, I can't discuss other patients.
我知道 I realize that.
他瞒着我的事 很龌龊吗 This thing that he's hiding... Is it bad?
好吧 算了 Oh, ok, um... Uh...
也许我还是不知道为妙 Maybe it's better that I don't know.
布里 如果你们俩都不愿意 Bree, how does this reconciliation have a chance
向对方坦诚自己内心最深处的部分 if the two of you can't be honest
你们复合的机会很渺茫 about the innermost parts of your lives?
我们是欧裔新教徒[上流社会] 高德芬博士 We're, um... W.A.S.P. S, Dr. Goldfine.
佯装视而不见 Not acknowledging the elephant in the room
是我们最擅长的 is what we do best.
你们决定这样做了吗 You'd settle for that?
选择充满压抑和猜忌的生活 A life filled with repression and denial?
至少还有派对晚会 可别忘了 And the dinner parties. Don't forget the dinner parties.
在那边你能看到皇后系列 And, uh, over there you got your Queens and, uh...
舒适新春系列 your Quad spring series,
还有奢华1000系列 and your Deluxe 1000s,
直通睡眠的尊享乐园 这工作不错吧 all the way to the imperial paradise. Sweet racket, huh?
有时候我早晨醒来 I swear sometimes I wake up in the morning
简直不敢相信自己成了午睡国王 and I can't believe I'm the Siesta king.
甚至不知道是怎么当上的 Except for how I am.
很动人 Very impressive.
那么 摄影师要我在哪里拍照 So, where does the photographer want me for the shoot?
你的经纪人没有告诉你么 不用拍照 Uh, didn't your agent tell you? There's no shoot.
那你雇我做什么 Well, then what did you hire me for?
你听说过"美女促销"吗 You've heard the expression "sex sells"?
那就是你的工作 That's why you are coming.
你要使人们联想到 You're here to remind people
除了睡觉 在一张午睡国王床垫上 there's a lot of fun things they can do on a Siesta King mattress
还有许多愉悦的事情可以做 懂吗 that don't involve sleep. Get it?
常言道 篱笆扎得牢 邻居处得好 It is often said that good fences make good neighbors.
但是 勒奈特却发现 But as Lynette was about to discover,
如果和麦克卢斯基太太毗邻 the fence might just need a little barbed wire
篱笆还需要装上铁丝网 if the neighbor is Mrs. Mccluskey.
你在干什么 快出去 What do you think you are doing? Get out of here.
你家的小贼潜入我家 Your little criminals snuck into my house
把我的挂钟偷走了 and stole my wall clock.
什么 What?
一只手工涂漆 紫色白色相间的挂钟 It was a hand-painted, purple and white wall clock.
是我儿子亲手做的 My son made it.
你确定不是你乱放 毕竟你上了年纪 You sure you didn't misplace it? You are getting up in years.
我无意冒犯 No offence,
可能是你不记得把它放在哪了 but you probably forget where you put things.
我也无意冒犯 但你最好别再生孩子了 No offence, but you should be sterilized.
听着 我的孩子没有闯进别人家里 Look! My boys do not break into people's houses.
当然 他们也许偷了你一盆花 Sure, they may have stolen your flowerpot.
可他们已经道过歉了 But you know they apologized for that.
他们只是写了张纸条 They wrote a note.
这是懦夫的做法 That's the coward's way out.
他们应该当面道歉 They should come over and apologize in person.
这听上去真是滑稽 但现在... You know what? This has been fun. But now...
你的放任自流导致你的孩子到处撒野 You let those boys run wild.
玩具扔得满院子 自行车随便停在街上 Toys all over the yard, bikes out in the street.
真丢人 It's a disgrace.
你给我出去 Get out of my house!
你儿子被狼抚养也比现在好 Those boys would've been better off raised by wolves.
也许他们还会干净点 God knows they would have been cleaner.
明天是情人节 Valentine's Day is tomorrow.
我知道 我给你买好礼物了 I know. I already bought your gifts.
玫瑰和英式太妃糖吗 Roses and English toffee?
是的 同往常一样 Mm-hm. Just like always.
是啊 我们明晚可能还会做爱 Yes. And I suppose we'll make love tomorrow night, too.
我们的小惯例 That is our little tradition.
真好 我很期待 Good. I'm looking forward to it.
你呢 Are you looking forward to it?
什么 What?
我知道我不能满足你这方面的需求 Well, just that I know that I don't...
所以就房事而言 我想知道 Please you sexually, so I was wondering
你是否真的期待和我做爱 if you really were looking forward to being with me.
拜托 别这样 Oh, for god's sake.
抱歉 雷克斯 I'm sorry. Rex.
我以为我可以假装不为此事心烦意乱 I thought I could pretend that this doesn't upset me anymore.
-可我做不到 -我求你了 别这样 - But I can't. - Please, don't do this.
你搞外遇 和另一个女人上床 You had an affair, you went to another woman for sex
以寻求我不能满足你的需求 to give you something I couldn't.
至少你该告诉我你到底需要什么 At least tell me what that something is.
-布里 我不能告诉你 -为什么 - Bree, I can't. - Why not?
雷克斯 求你告诉我 Rex, please tell me.
让我证明给你看 我有多爱你 Let me prove to you how much I love you.
我喜欢被征服 I like to be dominated.
什么 Huh?
就房事而言 Sexually.
-什么 -还是算了吧 - Huh? - Never mind.
雷克斯 告诉我 我想了解 Rex, please, I want to understand.
夫人 不要 Mistress, no.
-给我安静点 -是 夫人 - Quiet, slave. - Yes, mistress.
-转过头去 别看我 -夫人 - Turn your head. Don't look at me. - Mistress...
给我跪下 立刻 戴上手铐 On your knees, now. Right now. Tighten your cuff.
-是 夫人 -给我低下头去 - Yes, mistress. - Do it now. Head down.
是 是 Ow, yes, ow. Yes.
把它放到嘴里 Put it in your mouth.
是 夫人 遵命 Yes, mistress, yes
就是这样 Well?
-你妈妈到底对你做了什么 -什么 - What the hell did your mother do to you? - What?
这是孩童时代未抚平的创伤造成的后遗症 This just reeks of unresolved childhood trauma.
这和我妈妈没有关系 It has nothing to do with my mother.
布里 这只是个人偏好问题 Bree, this is a preference.
这简直是性变态 It's a perversion.
老天 你说过你会帮我的 For god's sake. You promised to be supportive.
那你想让我说什么 What do you want me to say?
我丈夫喜欢在他的乳头上 My husband wears metal clamps
戴着铁夹子 万岁 around his nipples, hooray?
我想让你试试 就一次 I want you to try it. Just... just once.
试什么 打你吗 你真的想让我打你 Try what? Hurting you? You actually want me to hurt you?
那样我才能获得快感 So, I can feel pleasure, yes.
好吧 Fine.
这样你也会有快感 是吧 So, was it good for you, too?
麦克想要孩子 Mike wants babies.
-你说什么 -他想要孩子 - What? - He wants to have kids.
他用一副男人常有的神情说着 He had that look men get that says,
"我做好了生育的准备 "I'm ready to procreate,
把我带到最近的子宫去吧" point me to the nearest cervix".
这有问题吗 And this is a problem?
我不可能再生一个孩子的 Oh, I can't have another baby.
有了你我感天动地 I'm so grateful I had you,
我从未后悔过 I don't regret a minute of that.
但是 生孩子对我来说太可怕了 But I... found it to be completely overwhelming.
有时我甚至怀疑当初是怎么熬过来的 Sometimes I even wonder how I got through it.
我也怀疑 You and me both.
你没告诉麦克你的想法吗 So, have you told Mike how you feel?
我不能说 那样我们就完了 Oh, I can't tell him. This could be a deal-breaker.
朱莉 我真的很爱他 不想失去他 Julie, I really love him. I don't want to lose him.
也许你是杞人忧天 Maybe you're overreacting.
我确信他更愿意要你而不是孩子 I bet he'd rather have you than a baby.
万一不是呢 What if he doesn't?
那你也有必要知道这一点 Then that's something you need to know.
苏珊大可不必如此烦恼 Susan shouldn't have been so worried.
麦克压根就没考虑孩子的事 Children were the last thing on Mike's mind.
他正忙着寻找答案 He was too busy searching for answers
却没找对地方 in all the wrong places.
拜托 我只是 Please, just...
你真走运 没伤到要害 You got lucky. Didn't hit anything major.
诺亚有点不耐烦了 Noah's getting impatient.
告诉他就快了 You can tell Noah I'm getting closer.
-就是她吗 -是 - That's her, isn't it? - Yeah.
真是难以置信 Hard to believe
一个良家闺秀竟然落得此下场 a kid from such a good family could get so messed up.
我遇到一个能认出她的人 I met somebody who recognized her photo.
看来她在松树大道租过房 Thinks she rented a room on Pine Avenue.
当时我正在检查房子 I was checking out houses when...
麦克 是我 你在吗 接电话 Hey, Mike, it's me. Are you there? Pick up. Hello?
我知道你在家 你的灯亮着呢 Ok, I know you're home. Your lights are on.
我确实有事要对你说 Look, I really need to talk to you about something.
要不我过来一下吧 You know what? I'll just gonna stop by.
我在呢 I'm here. Ow!
-你还好吧 -是啊 - Are you ok? - Yeah.
只是 磕到脚趾了 Yeah, I just, uh... stubbed my toe.
我可以过来吗 So, can I come over?
有事想跟你商量 I really need to talk to you about something.
现在有朋友来我家作客 Actually I got a buddy over here right now, um...
明天吃饭时再说好吗 Can you wait till dinner tomorrow?
这事有点重要 It's... kind of important.
也行 等明天再说吧 Um... Yeah, I guess I can wait.
-好 明天7点见 -我都等不及了 - Ok, see you at seven? - I'm counting the minutes.
接下来几天你得好好休息 You should take it easy for the next few days.
我没法取消 I can't cancel.
我最不愿意的就是让她起疑心 The last thing I need is for her to get suspicious.
莫非我真的老年痴呆了 Maybe it's my dementia,
怎么老是找不着我紫色的挂钟 but I still haven't found my purple wall clock.
我们家没人知道也没人在乎 Nobody in my family knows or cares
你那傻兮兮的钟在哪 where your stupid clock is.
顺便 叫你家的小罪犯 And by the way, would you tell your little criminals
把自行车从街上搬走 to get their bikes out of the street.
-我去搬 -你敢 别去 - Oh, I'll get it. - No. Don't you dare.
你说"请"我们就搬开它 We'll move it when you say please.
请 Please.
好了 勒奈特 冷静 Ok, Ly... Ly... Lynette... Let's not get crazy.
虽说是麦克卢斯基太太 Even though it was Mrs. Mccluskey
率先挑起的战争 who had officially declared war,
不过打响第一枪的却是勒奈特 it was Lynette who decided to deliver the opening salvo.
-你得把它擦干净 -想得美 - You'll clean that up! - Think so?
是的 Yes.
没错 凡是卷入紫藤郡战争的人们 Yes, the war of Wisteria Lane
注定会一团乱麻 would indeed prove to be messy for everyone involved.
请问 请问 Pardon me? Pardon me?
我们想知道这床垫有几层垫圈 We were wondering what the coil count is on this one.
[别问模特]
对不起 Oh. Sorry.
这是什么 What is this?
人们老是来跟我问这问那的 People keep coming and talking to me, asking me questions.
那又不是我的工作 That is not my job.
那你也不能这么无礼 Well, you don't have to be rude.
我又不是卖床垫的 I am not a mattress salesperson.
卖床垫的怎么着了 Is there something wrong with being a mattress salesperson?
不如你还是怎样 Is it beneath you or something?
要我说实话吗 是的 我是模特 Honestly? Yes. I'm a model.
你的经纪人警告我你喜欢耍大牌 You know what, your agent warned me that you were a diva.
他真说对了 And he was right.
你不跟顾客说话 抱怨咖啡难喝 You won't talk to the customers, you bitch about coffee,
甚至不愿意为海兹尔的生日蛋糕凑份子 and you wouldn't even chip in for Hazel's birthday cake.
我今天刚认识这女人 I just met the woman today.
那也不妨碍你来吃一块 That didn't stop you from having a piece.
抱歉了 I'm sorry.
可我不喜欢店里有人不合群 But I don't want someone around my store that's not a team player.
-不 等等 -你被解雇了 公主 - Oh, no. Wait. - You're fired, princess.
不 No...
我想知道我的保险单有没有包括这个 I need to know if my policy covers it.
不 不是我的车 No, my car actually wasn't involved.
是我邻居的车 但那些蛋是我的 It was my neighbor's car... but the egg was mine.
能跟你的主管谈谈吗 Aha. Well, can I speak to your supervisor?
宝贝 出来一下好吗 Honey? Can you come out here?
干吗 What?
看看我在孩子们的游戏屋找到了什么 Look what I found stashed in the boys' playhouse.
请告诉我那不是个紫色的挂钟 Please tell me that's not a purple wall clock.
收拾行李 我们搬家吧 Pack your bags, we're moving.
丢了工作后 加布丽尔情绪低落 Discouraged over losing her job,
打算改个新造型 Gabrielle decided a makeover
来调整心情 would be the perfect cure for her depression.
当发现她连一款保湿霜也买不起时 It was after finding a moisturizer she couldn't afford
她终于认识到 that it finally occurred to Gabrielle...
[招聘员工]
也许该调整的是自尊心 ...perhaps it was her pride that needed a makeover.
对不起 小姐 Excuse me, Miss?
你忘了给我收据 You forgot to give me my receipt.
对 在这 Oh. Right. Uh, oh... here.
给您 谢谢 欢迎再来 Here we go. Thank you. Come again.
索利斯夫人 Mrs. Solis?
上帝 Oh, god...
你好 Hello.
你好 姚琳 Hello, Yao Lin.
-你过得怎样 -很好 好极了 - How are you? - Good. Very good.
我本想给你打电话 I wanted to call you.
对我们上次的事感到很抱歉 I felt terrible about how we left things.
-我要买唇膏 -好的 但是 - I need lipstick. - Ok, but...
现在就要 Now.
你一定窃喜万分吧 You must be loving this. Huh?
让我为你服务 你梦想成真了 Having me serve you must be a dream come true.
好得没话说 Can't complain.
那就是你和我的区别 That's the difference between you and me,
姚琳 我们梦想不一样 Yao Lin, our dreams.
请闭上眼睛 Close your eyes, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
你瞧 我梦想着 You see, I dreamed of
从一无所有到自立自强 我做到了 pulling myself up from nothing, and I did.
我所追求的梦想 全都实现了 I dreamed about things I wanted, and I got them all.
成功的事业 英俊的丈夫 A high powered career, a handsome husband,
豪华的房子 an extravagant house.
这不过是我生活中的一段小插曲 So this is just a blip on the radar for me.
我知道自己能够克服 Because now I know what I'm capable of.
以前做得到 现在也行 And if I did it once, I can do it again.
我永远不会被真正打垮 姚琳 I'm never really down, Yao Lin.
虽然看起来我好像不行了 Even when it looks like I am.
所以享受这一刻吧 享受你的梦 So, enjoy this moment, enjoy your dream.
对你来说 你的梦也就到此为止了 'cause for you, it doesn't get any better than this.
好了 看起来漂亮吧 There. Don't you look beautiful?
这边请 Right this way.
-没事吧 -这裙子有点往上缩 - Everything ok? - This dress is just riding up.
只要我稍微走快点 If I walk any faster,
大家都会有个格外快乐的情人节 it'll be happy Valentine's Day for everyone.
特别是我 Especially me.
谢谢 Thank you.
对不起 小姐 Excuse me, Miss?
真抱歉 大家都还好吧 I'm so sorry! Is... is everyone ok?
谢谢 非常感谢 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
-女士 你的餐巾 -我自己来 - Oh, ma'am, your napkin. - Don't even think about it.
写得真好 谢谢你 Oh... It's so wonderful, what you wrote. Thank you.
除非我心头的大石卸下 Ok, I'm not gonna be any type of company
否则我们没法再来往了 until I get something off of my chest.
你还记得那天 Do you remember the other day
你说想要孩子吗 when you said that you wanted to have kids?
这就是了 Here's the thing.
我还没准备好再要一个孩子 I don't think I'm ready to have another baby.
我想我们得好好谈谈 I think we need to have a serious conversation.
没问题 Uh... sure.
-我不去 -不 你要去 - I'm not going over there. - Yes, you are.
不 我能忍受挨家挨户 No. I can deal with the humiliation of
归还孩子们偷的东西的耻辱 boring around returning everything the boys stole,
但是请你千万别让我向她道歉 but please, don't make me apologize to that woman.
这就是做个好邻居的真谛 This is being a good neighbor.
努力做到和睦相处 Finding ways of getting along
而不是朝对方扔鸡蛋 instead of, you know, hurling an egg at them.
我干吗非得道歉 Why don't I have to apologize?
为什么不干脆走过去 Why don't we just go,
说声"我们扯平了" 然后从头开始 "Now we're even", and start from scratch?
看来"做个好人"的说法不能打动你 If the "pleasant human being" argument doesn't fly,
不如从自我保护的角度来看 we'll try self-preservation.
要是她醒来看到咱们房子着火了 What if she wakes up, the house is on fire.
你不想让她打911吗 You don't want her to call 911?
要是咱家着火了 If our house catches fire,
我打赌就是她放的 I guarantee she's the one that started it.
风水轮流转 我们总有求她的时候 Ok, my point is, the day will come when we need her help.
我可不想她到时候 And I don't want her not to help us
因为些鸡毛蒜皮而拒绝我们 just because of some silly feud.
-好吧 我去 -谢谢你 - Fine. I'll do it. - Wow. Thank you.
提出"和邻居相亲相爱"标语的人 You know, whomever came up with model "love thy neighbor"
肯定住得离凯伦·麦克卢斯基八杆子远 clearly live nowhere near Karen Mccluskey.
但在情人节 Yes, well, on Valentine's Day,
头等重要的标语是 the only motto that really matters is, you know,
"和丈夫相亲相爱" "love thy husband".
真的吗 我可不记得有这个标语 Really? I recall no such motto.
我理解你为什么想要孩子 I understand why you would want to have kids,
但我生命中的这一章已经完结了 but that chapter in my life is just closed.
我觉得不会再重演了 I don't think I can go back there.
所以 就我的想法 And so, you know, given the way I feel
和我所揣测你的想法来说 and given the way I think you feel...
天哪 你果然无法接受 Oh, god. You're not taking this well.
我就怕这样 Well. Oh, I was afraid of this.
怎么 What?
我得走了 I gotta go.
什么 What?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
难以置信 你甚至都不试着 I don't believe this. You're leaving without even
劝劝我要孩子就走了吗 trying to talk me into having your baby?
你怎么确定我不会让步呢 I mean. How do you know I wouldn't cave?
我很容易让步的 I always cave. I...
麦克 Mike?
-晚安 -安 - Good night. - Night.
跟我说说 这是怎么个征服法 So, how does this... domination thing work?
其实没什么可担心的 So there's nothing to be afraid of.
我们不过要设计个小情境 Mostly, we'll just be constructing simple scenarios
然后演出来 and acting them out.
就好象演短剧 So, it's like we're in a little play.
差不多吧 Sort of.
我们得想个口令 以防场面失控 And if things get too rough, we'll have a control word.
无论谁说了这词 对方立即停止 If one of us says it, the other backs off immediately.
好的 那我们的口令是什么呢 Ok. So what's our control word?
最近我都在用"费城" Well, lately I've been using "Philadelphia".
有问题吗 What's wrong?
弗恩姨妈住在费城 It's that my Aunt Fern lives in philadelphia.
我不想在用皮鞭抽你时 I don't want to think about her,
联想到她 while I'm spanking you with a leather strap.
好吧 你来选词 Ok. Fine. You pick a control word.
不如用 博伊西[爱达荷州首府] Um... How about "Boise"?
-博伊西 -博伊西不行吗 - "Boise"? - What's the matter with "Boise"?
我们要做的是精神层面的角色扮演 We're gonna be doing psychological role-playing here,
布里 博伊西这么搞笑的词会破坏气氛 Bree, and a funny word like "Boise" will ruin the mood.
我们得找个听起来严肃点的词 We need something that sounds serious.
那巴勒斯坦怎么样 Hm. How about "Palestine"?
还是博伊西好了 "Boise" will be just fine.
那我们就开始吧 So, I guess we should, uh... get started.
你要我怎么做 What do you want me to do?
把我铐在床上 Handcuff me to the bed.
布里 这次经历肯定让你永生难忘 Bree, you are not gonna regret taking this journey with me.
它会给我们的婚姻注入 This is gonna infuse our marriage with
超乎想象的激情 more passion than you can imagine.
只要你相信我 You just have to trust me.
我相信 I do.
介意我把这些用洗碗机洗一下吗 Would you mind if I ran these through the dishwasher once?
没问题 Sure.
你在这等吧 You can wait here.
医生出来你就可以去看他 You can see him as soon as the doctor's finished.
好的 谢谢 Oh, ok. Thanks.
他说的你信吗 Can you believe that story?
得了吧 那枪伤不可能是自己弄的 Please. There is no way that gunshot wound was self-inflicted.
他连谁帮他缝伤口也想不起来 And he can't remember who stitched him up.
警察就要来盘问他了 Well, the police are on their way to talk to him.
让他们解决吧 Let them sort it out.
抱歉 我搞砸了晚餐 Sorry about ruining dinner.
别这么说 你没事就好 Oh, please, I'm just glad you're ok.
是你射伤了自己吗 So, you shot yourself?
很假 是吧 Pretty lame, huh?
我当时在洗车 Yeah, I was cleaning my automatic
不好意思告诉你 and was too embarrassed to tell you.
我明白你为什么不好意思 Well, I could see why you would be.
我知道听起来很不现实 只是... I know it sounds crazy, I just...
我不允许自己毁了你的情人节 I couldn't let myself ruin your Valentine's Day.
但是我听到你在餐厅说的了 But I heard what you said at the restaurant.
关于不想要孩子 About not wanting kids.
不是说这事的时候 We don't have to talk about that right now.
不 苏珊 No, Susan.
我只想和你在一起 I just want to be with you above everything else.
如果那意味着不能当父亲 If that means not being a dad...
或许我会蠢到射伤自己 I may be stupid enough to shoot myself,
但还没蠢到要离开你 but I'm not stupid enough to walk away from you.
你知道的 对吗 You know that, right?
当然 Yeah.
我不打扰你了 好好休息 I'm gonna go outside and let you rest for a while.
谢谢你这么善解人意 Thanks... for being so understanding.
女士 Ma'am.
德尔非诺先生吗 Mr. Delfino?
我是罗素探员 这是沃尔特斯探员 I'm officer Russell, this is officer Walters.
我们有点问题要问你 Uh, we'd like to ask you a few questions.
你们想干吗 What do you want?
孩子们有话对你说 The boys have something they'd like to say to you.
我炉子上还热着茶 I have some tea heating on the stove.
还是进来说吧 小子们 Perhaps you'd better come inside, boys.
你呢 勒奈特 有话要说吗 What about you, Lynette? Do you have anything to say?
没有 我就在这等着好了 No. I'll just wait out here.
随便吧 Suit yourself.
你们想来点花生脆糖吗 You boys want some peanut brittle?
拿吧 Go ahead.
别把渣子掉在地上 挪过去 Don't get any crumbs on my floor. Move over.
好了 开始道歉吧 Ok, go ahead. Make with the apology.
我们很抱歉 We're sorry.
就这样吗 你们不知道偷窃是不对的吗 That's it, huh? Didn't you know stealing is wrong?
-你们多大了 -我们六岁了 - How old are you anyway? - We're six.
-你呢 -五岁 - And how old are you? - Five.
你们的妈只负责把你们生出来 对吧 Boy, your mother just pops them out, doesn't she?
你多大了 How old are you?
-你觉得呢 -150岁 - How old do you think? - 150.
快吃你们的花生脆糖吧 Hurry up and eat your peanut brittle.
那是谁 Who's that?
我的宝贝儿子 That's my little boy.
他在哪呢 Where does he live?
-他12岁就死了 -为什么 - He died when he was 12. - How come?
病死的 他当时和你们仨一样调皮 He got sick. He was a little terror like you three.
你们本来能玩到一起的 You would've liked him.
糖吃完了吗 Now, you done with the peanut brittle?
走吧 Let's go.
另外 我得告诉你们 Now, I wanna say something to you before you go.
你们的行为是错误的 What you did was wrong,
但送妈妈一个情人节礼物 but it's nice you got a present
这想法是好的 for your mom for Valentine's Day.
没人比你们的妈妈更爱你们 Nobody's ever gonna love you like your mother.
好啦 走吧 All right, let's go.
快离开我家 Get the hell out of my house.
内心深处 勒奈特知道 In her heart, Lynette knew she would
她或许永远不会喜欢这个邻居 probably never love her neighbor,
永远也不会发现 never realizing love was the one thing
爱是她和她的邻居共有的 she and her neighbor had in common.
勒奈特 Hey, Lynette.
出什么事了吗 What's wrong?
我的孩子染上了偷窃的毛病 My kids have been on a thieving jag.
从邻居那偷东西 Stealing stuff around the neighborhood.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我知道 他们在接受惩罚 I know. They're being punished.
可能会被罚上一辈子 Probably for life.
但是我得给你看样东西 But... I needed you to see something.
他们说是在麦克的车库里偷来的 They said they stole it from Mike's garage.
从他工具箱里 From inside his workbench.
你的麦克 Your Mike.
-所以呢 -看看上面刻的字 - So? - Read the engraving.
[玛莎·胡博]
-是血吗 -不知道 - Is that blood? - I don't know.
这意味着什么 What... what does this mean?
不知道 I don't know.
爱情的力量超乎寻常 It's impossible to grasp just how powerful love is.
它能支撑我们度过艰辛 It can sustain us through trying times...
或是鼓励我们无私奉献 ...Or motivate us to make extraordinary sacrifices.
能驱使高尚的男人作出邪恶的事情 It can force decent men to commit the darkest deeds.
也能逼迫寻常的女人去搜寻隐藏的真相 Or compel ordinary women to search for hidden truths.
并且就算我们与世长辞 And long after we're gone,
真爱仍会永存 铭刻心田 love remains, burned into our memories.
每个人都在找寻真爱 We all search for love.
但有的人 But some of us,
得到之后 after we've found it,
却后悔不已 wish we hadn't.