《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
我只是想好好继续自己的生活 I am just trying to move on with my life.
你在跟我的丈夫暗渡陈仓吗 Are you having anAre you having with my husband?
猜疑以悲剧告终 Suspicion ended in tragedy.
我来探望雷克斯·范德坎普 I'm here to see Rex Van de Kamp.
他心脏病发作了 Apparently, he had a heart attack.
信任 Trust...
让你独自承受这一切 我很心疼 It kills me that I'm putting you through this.
经历着严峻的考验 ...was put on trial.
让我看到护照 Bring me the passport
索利斯先生就可以去探望他母亲了 and Mr. Solis can visit his mother.
离异的女人 An ex-husband...
你抛弃了你的家庭 You walked out on your family.
找到了新欢 ...was replaced.
她在外面勾引麦克·德尔非诺 She is out there throwing herself at Mike Delfino.
而每个人 And everyone...
你请了私人保姆 真行啊 Your own personal nanny? Smell you.
都忙得不可开交 ...was getting in over their heads.
伊迪·布利特一直很奇怪 Edie Britt could never understand why
为什么她一个女性朋友也没有 she didn't have any female friends.
当然 她总是告诉别人 Of course, she always tried to
她根本不需要女朋友 tell people she didn't ned any.
但事实上 让她烦心的是 But the truth was it bothered Edie
其他女人都不喜欢她 that other women didn't seem to like her.
即使是搬到紫藤郡之后 Even after moving to Wisteria Lane...
轻点 里面都是易碎品 Be careful. There are breakables in there.
伊迪也无法理解 ...Edie couldn't understand
为什么邻居都和她保持距离 why her neighbors kept their distance.
然后她认识了玛莎·胡博 And then she met Martha Huber.
你好啊 Hola!
不到五分钟 Within five minutes
胡博太太就指责了伊迪的着装 Mrs. Huber managed to disparage what Edie was wearing.
这可不行 No.
事实上 只要她们一见面 In fact, whenever they got together,
胡博太太就要讽刺她 Mrs. Huber insulted her.
从伊迪的妆容 She made fun of everything from Edie's make-up...
到她对男人的品位 ...to her taste in men.
玛莎·胡博尖酸刻薄 Yes, Martha Huber could be cruel,
冒犯无礼 口无遮拦 offensive and downright mean.
可伊迪不在乎 But Edie didn't care,
因为她是自己第一个真正的朋友 because she was the first real friend Edie Britt had ever had.
但现在 玛莎·胡博失踪了 But now Martha Huber was missing.
像是人间蒸发 She had vanished without a trace.
伊迪毫不讳言 她很想把玛莎找回来 And Edie was not embarrassed to admit she needed her back.
-是伊迪吗 -是的 - Edie? - Yes.
我是费莉西娅·蒂尔曼 I'm Felicia Tillman.
-玛莎的姐姐 -真的吗 - Martha's sister. - Really?
-怎么了 -没什么 - What's wrong? - Nothing's wrong.
只是玛莎常说你们两个很像 It's just Martha always said how alike you two were.
可我没看出来 I just don't see the family resemblance.
她说得没错 时间久了你就看出来了 It's there. It just takes a while to become apparent.
-你有她家的钥匙吗 -有 - Do you have the key to her house? - I do.
警察把门踹开后 After the police kicked the door in,
装了把临时锁 they put on this temporary lock.
对了 邻居们中午会在这里集合 Oh, and by the way, the neighbors are coming over at noon.
我们打算组织一下 出去发传单 We're going to organize and hand out flyers.
-钥匙呢 -在这儿 - The key? - Oh, right.
我能想象 你一定很担心 I can only imagine how worried you must be.
我并不担心 伊迪 I'm not worried, Edie.
我们姐妹的联系非同寻常 Martha and I have a very intense bond.
可以说是心灵相通 We were connected at a primal level.
几天前 我感应到了一些东西 A few days ago I felt this sensation in my soul.
我知道我妹妹一定出事了 It dawned on me that something had happened to my sister.
接着 当她没有如约来我家的时候 Then when she didn't arrive at my home as scheduled,
我就知道 她死了 well, that's when I knew she was dead.
亲爱的 你可不能这么想 Oh, honey, no. You mustn't think like that.
玛莎只是失踪了而已 Martha's only missing.
不 伊迪 她死了 No, Edie. She's dead.
但她是我妹妹 But she's my sister
我一定会查清楚她出了什么事 and I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her.
费莉西娅 心爱的人失踪时 Look, Felicia, it's natural to freak out
惊慌失措是很正常的 when a loved one's missing.
心爱的人 Loved one?
伊迪 我得澄清一下 Oh, Edie, let me be clear about this.
我讨厌玛莎 她是个可耻的老女人 I hated Martha. She was a wretched pig of a woman.
她一旦死去 世界都变得更美好了 The day she died, this world became a better place.
这一刻 It was in that moment
伊迪终于发现这对姐妹的相似之处 that Edie finally saw the family resemblance.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第十一集 Desperate Housewives S01E11
胡博太太失踪了 Mrs. Huber was missing.
流言在紫藤郡传开 The words echoed down Wisteria Lane
直至人人皆知 until every last resident was aware of her disappearance.
到了中午 几十位邻居聚在一起 By noon, dozens of neighbors had gathered.
有些来做志愿者 有些来表示同情 Some came to volunteer. Some came in sympathy.
有些则是来打探警方 And some came to learn exactly what the police knew...
调查的进展情况 and what they didn't.
我需要大家来发放传单 I'll need you to pass out flyers.
商场 公园 Put 'em in the mall, the park.
任何可能有人见过胡博太太的地方 Anywhere you think Mrs. Huber might have been seen.
我们得抓紧 时间宝贵 We need to jump on this. Time is of the essence.
伊迪 你想说点什么吗 Edie, would you like to say something?
我代表玛莎和她的姐姐费莉西娅 On behalf of Martha and her sister, Felicia...
谢谢大家能来 I'd like to thank you all for coming here today.
我最后一次跟玛莎说话时 怒气冲冲 You know, my last conversation with Martha was one of anger,
我永远不能原谅自己说出的话 And I'll never forgive myself for the things that I said.
夜里 我躺在床上不断回想 I lay awake at night thinking about it.
伊迪可真行 I don't know how she did it,
居然把这变成了她的个人秀 but Edie managed to make this all about her.
她是个很有表演天分的女人 She's a talented girl, our Edie.
你们和布里谈过了吗 Has anybody talked to Bree?
-雷克斯怎样了 -她今天就接他回家 - How's Rex doing? - She's bringing him home today.
他年纪轻轻怎么就得心脏病了 I don't know how he had a heart attack. He was so young.
-胡博太太的姐姐真是古怪 -我知道 - How creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister? - I know.
她说得就像胡博太太已经死了 She was talking about Mrs. Huber like she was already dead.
你觉得她没死 You don't think she's...?
对 她肯定还生龙活虎的 No, I'm sure she's fine.
她可是胡博太太 生命力堪比小强 We are talking about Mrs. Huber. She's like a roach.
我想让你知道 紫藤郡的居民 I just want you to know, everyone on Wisteria Lane
都在祈祷你的妹妹平安归来 is praying for your sister's safe return.
我可不这么认为 I seriously doubt that.
你说不照顾他是什么意思 What do you mean you're not taking care of him?
爸爸今天出院 Dad's being released today.
得有个地方养病 He's gotta have a place to recuperate.
他可以住汽车旅馆 我不允许他进家门 He can go to a motel. He's not allowed back in my house.
你们俩不是好好的 出什么事了 You two were getting along. What happened?
这是我和你爸之间的事 That's... between your father and me.
你真自私 You're selfish.
我真期待 I am so looking forward to
把你丢进养老院的那一天 the day that I get to put you in a nursing home.
很遗憾让你失望了 安德鲁 I'm sorry to disappoint you, Andew
我打算得脑血栓 早早地死掉 but my plan is to have an embolism and to die young.
彼此彼此 可没准你没那么幸运 We're all rooting for you, but you might not be so lucky.
安德鲁 Andrew...
想知道我能恨你多久吗 You wanna say how long I can hold a grudge?
你就这样抛弃爸爸吧 Go ahead and abandon my father,
我保证 你会后悔的 because I promise you, you'll be sorry.
你不该说这种话的 如果你知道... You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what...
知道什么 说啊 告诉我 Knew what? Come on, tell me.
我想知道爸爸到底 because I'd love to know
做了什么对不起你的事 what my father did that was so awful.
好吧 这段时间我会照顾他 Fine. I will see him through this,
但他病好之后 是死是活都跟我无关 but after that, your father can rot in hell for all I care.
我们家和别人不一样 对吗 We're not like other families, are we?
对 不一样 No, we're not.
加布丽尔 你的银行账户 Gabrielle, it's not my fault
被冻结了并不是我的错 that your bank accounts are frozen.
我没说是你的错 只是让你想办法弥补 I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm just saying fix it.
我也想弥补 Well, I wish I could,
但司法部的人可没什么同情心 but the folks at the justice department aren't very sympathetic.
我快没钱花了 I'm running out of money.
再过几个礼拜 我就完蛋了 In a couple of weeks, I'm going to be screwed.
你怎么不拿些珠宝去典当呢 Why don't you hock some jewelry?
有很多首饰你从来不戴 There's a lot of stuff you never wear
而且大部分都很难看 and most of it's ugly.
你怎么还不去刷厕所 Don't you have a toilet to scrub?
上帝 卡洛斯太气人了 God, I'm just so angry with Carlos.
他想什么呢 居然出口奴役生产的商品 What was he thinking, exporting goods made from slave labor?
他就不能像其他那些白领罪犯那样 Why couldn't he have embezzled
挪用点公款什么的 like other white-collar criminals?
司法部只是想要 All the justice department wants is
确保卡洛斯不会逃到国外 to make sure that Carlos doesn't skip the country.
只要他被保释 If he's released on bail,
我就能申诉说他需要钱过日子 I can argue that he needs money to live on,
这样也许他们会解冻一个小额账户 and they'll probably unfreeze one of the smaller accounts.
可没拿到护照他们不会放人的 They won't release him without the passport.
没错 你还没找到护照吧 Exactly. You haven't found that yet, have you?
毫无疑问 加布丽尔想找回她过去的生活 Gabrielle wanted her old lifestyle back, no question.
但她更想让卡洛斯为他的错误付出代价 But she wanted Carlos to suffer for his betrayal even more.
我还在找呢 I'm still searching.
这样的话 你可以考虑去找份工作 In that case, you might wanna think about looking for a job.
-我很开心 -那当然 - I had a really good time. - I bet you did.
抓住你了 Gotcha!
来的不是时候吗 Hey. Is this a bad time?
是你的话 没错 For you? Of course it is.
说得好 上税的事 需要你签个字 Cute. Tax stuff. I need your signature.
-我们都离婚一年多了 -2003年的税 - We've been divorced over a year. - 2003.
好吧 进来吧 Well, please, just come on in.
麦克 你可能还没正式见过我前夫 Mike, I don't think you've officially met my ex,
卡尔·梅尔 Karl Mayer.
你好 我是麦克·德尔非诺 Hey. Mike Delfino.
没错 那个水管工 Right. The plumber.
我找不到适合这个龙头的垫圈了 I don't have the right washer for this faucet.
我去对面拿一个 So I'm just gonna go on across the street and get it.
-他看起来还不错 -确实不错 - So he seems ok. - Yeah, he is.
你想让我签什么 知道了 So, what do you want me to sign? Oh, I see.
对了 朱莉跟我说她的生日计划了 By the way, Julie told me about her birthday plans.
我们要去市区的一家餐馆 We're going to a restaurant downtown.
有钢琴伴奏 还有卡拉OK A guy who plays piano and open mic.
朱莉叫了一群小姐妹 Julie got a bunch of her girlfriends together
我们就打算这么玩一整夜 and so we're just going to make a night of it.
-朱莉喜欢唱歌 这计划不错 -搞定 - Julie loves to sing. It sounds nice. - Here you go.
-好的 -代我向布兰迪问好 - All righty. - Give my best to Brandi.
事实上 我们分手了 Actually, um... we're not together any more.
分手了 为什么 You're not? What happened?
我抓到她和其他男人上床 I... caught her in bed with another guy.
别忍着了 尽情笑吧 Go ahead. Do your happy dance.
不不 我很遗憾 No, no, really. I'm sorry that you
你要承受这事 真的 had to go through that. I am.
我现在真的很痛苦 It's just really hard for me right now.
谢谢 Thanks.
你可以试试撕旧照片 很有效 Um, try ripping up old photos. It helps.
祝你周末玩得开心 Well, have fun this weekend.
回来给我讲讲派对上的事 Let me know how the party goes.
卡尔 你要不要和我们一起去 Karl, do you want to join us?
苏珊 Susan...
你最好了 You're the best.
是啊 我最好了 Oh, well... Yeah. I'm the best, aren't I?
如果我们真要买个热水器 You know, if we gonna buy a water heater,
我们应该讨论一下 we should talk about it.
我们可以明天去买 商场在搞促销 We could go to the mall tomorrow and they have a sale
能不能明天再说 Can we talk about this tomorrow?
我只是想安排好我的日程 Well, I'm just trying to plan my day.
亲爱的 求你了 我好累 Please, honey. I'm so tired.
好吧 Ok.
亲爱的 咖啡机设定好了吗 Hon, did you set up the coffee maker?
没有 早上再弄吧 Oh, no. I'll do it in the morning.
我保证 明早一起床就去煮 I promise I'll get up early and do it.
汤姆 Tom
去吧 Come on.
谢了 Thanks.
科莱尔 Claire?!
不好意思 我不知道你还没睡 I'm, uh... Wow, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were up.
是啊 我以为你们都睡了 Yeah, I thought you were sleeping.
我正准备上楼睡觉 I was just going upstairs.
要我帮忙煮咖啡吗 Do you want me to make the coffee?
好啊 那太好了 Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.
那我这就回房了 I'm just going to, you know, go back up to my room.
-好的 -就这样了 - Ok. - All right.
-晚安 -晚安 - Night. - Good night.
如果我们去商场 Also you know,if we go to the mall,
还可以去逛逛鞋店 we can go to the shoe store.
你说你想买双新球鞋 You said you wanted new running shoes.
干吗 What?
第二天早晨 The next morning,
当搜索玛莎·胡博行动继续展开时 while the search for Martha Huber continued,
勒奈特发现了一个她意料之外的 Lynette discovered a little family secret,
家庭小秘密 one she wasn't even looking for.
-早上好 -早啊 - Good morning. - Morning.
-要不要喝咖啡 -好啊 谢谢 - Want some coffee? - Yeah, thanks.
我想等汤姆去上班后才下来 I didn't want to come down till Tom left for work.
-我到现在还觉得尴尬 -尴尬什么 - I'm still a little embarrassed. - About what?
他没告诉你吗 He didn't tell you?
这事说来还挺好笑 Well, actually it's kinda funny.
我当时在洗衣服 I was doing some laundry,
突然发现睡袍上沾了孩子们的食物 and I noticed the robe I was wearing had some baby food on it,
就把它脱下来扔进洗衣机里 so I threw it in,
我想趁大家都睡着时冲上楼去 figuring I could dash upstairs while everyone was asleep,
却一丝不挂地撞到了汤姆 and then I ran into Tom... while I was totally naked.
科莱尔 这是什么时候的的事 And so, Claire, when did this... incident occur?
我记不清了 当时很晚了 I don't know. It was pretty late.
我想他大概是下楼来煮咖啡吧 I think he might have come down to make coffee or something.
不是吧 You don't say.
简直是美艳不可方物啊 This is certainly impressive.
我肯定能给你些工作 I can definitely get you work as a model.
但是你应该知道这份工作 But you do realize it's different from
和你在纽约和米兰走秀是不一样的 the runnway work you did in New york and Milan?
那是肯定的 我当时日薪一万 Of course. I made $10,000 a day.
我没指望在这也能赚这么多 I don't expect to make that here.
那就好 因为你确实赚不到那么多 That's good, because you won't.
是啊 那你有什么可以让我做的 Yeah. So, what have you got?
有份工作 Well, there is something.
需要一个模特来展示新别克君越 They need a model to demonstrate the new Buick Lacrosse
地点在美景镇购物中心 at the Fairview mall.
旋转台上只有你和那辆车 It's just gonna be you and the car on a revolving platform.
一天300块 300 bucks for the day.
-还有什么别的工作 -我看看 - Uh, what else do you have? - Sure.
你会舞剑吗 Um... Ooh. Can you swing a sword?
有个科幻大会上需要一个人 Sci-fi convention needs someone to
装扮成勇士公主 dress up as a warrior princess.
勇士公主 A warrior princess?
格柏先生 我是个专业模特 Mr. Gibb, I am a professional model.
看看这身材 这脸蛋 都是摇钱树 Look at this bone structure. This face is a cash cow.
如果你没有慧眼 And if you don't have the vision to take advantage of that,
那我或许找错经纪人了 then maybe I'm at the wrong agency.
亲爱的 我是这方圆一百里之内 Look, honey, I'm the only modeling agent
唯一的模特经理人 in a hundred-mile radius.
我为主妇们预定游船展和园艺工具博览会 I book women for boat shows and garden-tool expos.
你要是不喜欢 搬回城市去吧 If you don't like it, move back to the city.
那么 这个别克车展 This, um, Buick thing,
提供午餐吗 does it include lunch?
我想说 我非常感谢 Just so you know, I really am grateful
你为我做的一切 for everything you're doing for me.
我不需要你感谢我 I don't need your gratitude.
你能在这里纯粹是你孩子逼我的 You're only here because your children are master extortionists.
-你没告诉他们 -你的通奸行为 - So you didn't tell 'em about... - Your adultery?
没有 我决定把这事留着自己回味 No, I decided to keep that little gem all to myself.
我知道这样的要求很不合理 Listen, I know this is a real imposition...
是的 医生说你得在这住好几周 Yes, it is. The doctor said you could be here for weeks.
如果我为我所做的事向你道歉 Would it make you feel any better
你会好受点吗 if I told you I'm sorry for what I did?
会 除非我对你还有感觉 Yes, it would... if I still felt anything for you.
但是现在 你在我心里 But as it stands, the place you used to occupy in my heart
一点份量都没有了 is very much empty now.
你对我一定还有感觉 You must still feel something for me.
你为什么这么想 And why do you think that?
布里 承认吧 看看这些 Come on, Bree. Look at this.
上好的瓷器 崭新平整的餐巾 You are using the good china, freshly pressed napkins,
花园里的鲜花 flowers from the garden.
你用心准备了这顿餐 This tray was prepared with loving care.
雷克斯 帮个忙 Do me a favor,Rex.
千万别把我的好习惯错当成爱情 Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.
等一下 Hold on a sec.
现在好了 Ok. Now I'm good.
-什么 -你真是... 我爱你 - What? - You're just... God, I love you.
这很好啊 That's great.
慢着 那只是脱口而出的 Wait, look. That just kinda popped out.
没关系 我只是有点措手不及 No, no, it's fine. It just kinda caught me off guard.
我也想对你说的 I mean, I wanna say it back...
可你还没准备好 没关系 Yeah, but you're not ready. It's ok.
-你没生气吧 -天哪 没有 - You're not mad, are you? - No. God.
我们还没到那程度 We haven't been dating that long
而且你还有别的问题要烦心 and you've got other issues.
-我能理解 -很好 - I get it. - Good.
提问 你觉得我还在担心什么 Issues, what kind of issues do you think I have?
我收回刚才说的话 我不爱你了 You know,I retract my earlier statement. I no longer love you.
-其实我只把你当好哥们 -不行 - In fact,I just think of you as a good buddy. - No.
你显然对我的灵魂有独到的见解 You obviously think you have some insight into my soul,
说吧 让我赞叹下 so please go ahead, dazzle me.
离婚使你变得脆弱不堪 Your divorce left you vulnerable.
眼光真独到 这连邮递员都知道 Big insight. The postman knows that.
你可能还对前夫余情未了 And there's a chance you still have feelings for your ex.
什么 What?
我恨死卡尔了 I loathe Karl.
邮递员在这点上也能为我作证 And the postman will back me up on that, too.
我相信你内心有部分肯定是憎恨他的 I'm sure part of you does hate him,
但也许另一部分的你还想着他 but maybe part of you is still hung up on him.
你从哪得出这样的结论 Where are you getting this?
他和那个女人分手了 He broke up with the woman he left you for.
你做的第一件事 And what was the first thing you did
就是拥抱他 还邀请他参加派对 you hugged him and invited him to a party.
今晚的灵魂剖析大会正式结束 The analysis part of this evening is now over.
-是你自己问的 -你知道吗 - Hey... You asked. - Well, you know what?
你也得来参加朱莉的派对 You're gonna come to Julie's party
你会看到卡尔和我是怎么相处的 and you're gonna see Karl and I together,
你就会明白 and you're gonna understand once for all
我对卡尔毫无感觉 that I have no feelings for him.
事实上 我要去看篮球赛 Actually I have tickets to a basketball game.
事实上 你明天要来参加派对 Actually you're coming to the party tomorrow.
这就是我说了"我爱你"的结果 This is what I get for saying "I love you".
-你说什么 -没什么 - What? - Nothing.
-谢谢 -你好 乔治 - Thanks. - Hello, George.
范德坎普太太 你今天看上去很美 Mrs. Van de Kamp. You're looking lovely today.
你的嘴总是那么甜 You always say the nicest things.
是真的 Well, it's, uh... it's true.
这里有张雷克斯的药方 Oh. Listen, I have a prescription here for Rex.
我不知道你是否听说他有心脏病 I don't know if you heard but he had a heart attack.
-我不知道 他还好吗 -他还活着 - I had no idea. Is he ok? - Yes, he'll live.
但是医生说他仍处于 But the doctor says he's at risk
一种叫心包膜炎的危险之中 for something called pericarditis.
就是包住心脏的外膜发炎了 It's an inflammation of the membrane that surrounds the heart.
需要观察几个月确保不会恶化 Take few months to make sure that it doesn't develop
-得有人一直照顾他 -我知道了 - and he'll need constant care. - So I hear.
当"一直照顾"四个字回绕在布里的脑中 As the words "constant care" echoed in her head,
她似乎看见了自己凄惨的未来 Bree caught a sickening glimpse into her future...
好了 药都在这里了 Ok, here we go.
这激发了她去寻找过时的补救方法 ...Which prompted her to seek an old-fashioned remedy.
乔治 你是否愿意和我共进晚餐 George, would you go out to dinner with me?
你是说约会吗 Um, you mean like a date?
是的 一定会很有趣的 Yes. I think it would be fun.
那你丈夫怎么办 What about your husband?
他啊 Oh, him.
我们分居了 Well, we're... separated.
尽管胡博太太失踪了 In spite of Mrs. Huber's disappearance,
紫藤郡的生活很快重回正轨 life on Wisteria Lane started to return to normal,
直到有人在一条州际公路边的 until an intriguing discovery was made
肮脏小径上发现了一个惊人的秘密 on a dirt road next to the interstate.
我是伯顿警官 发现一辆被遗弃的车 This is Officer Burdon. I have an abandoned vehicle
登记人是失踪的玛莎·胡博 registered to a missing person, one Martha Huber.
请指示 Please advise.
当这项神秘事件的重大进展流传开后 As news spread of this mysterious development,
所有邻居都决定团结起来 everyone in the neighborhood decided to band together
表达他们的支持 to show their support,
同时也在寻找别的线索或更坏的消息 and to look for clues, or worse.
我不敢看脚下 I'm keeping my eyes on the horizon.
如果我踩到了尸体 请告诉我 Tell me if I am about to step on a body part.
这是搜救行动 不是搜尸行动 It's a search and rescue, not recover.
我们还不确定她是否已丧生 We don't know if she's dead.
假装自己被绑架的案件时有发生 People fake their own abductions all the time.
我们能聊点其他轻松些的话题吗 Can we talk about something else, something less depressing?
有件事 麦克说他爱我 Well, here's something. Mike told me he loved me.
-天哪 -那儿 她们发现尸体了 - Oh, my god! - Over here! They found the body!
不 抱歉让大家虚惊一场 不是尸体 NO! I'm sorry, false alarm. We didn't find a body.
苏珊刚刚告诉我们一个好消息 Ah, Susan just had some really good news.
-对不起 -原来是假警报 - Sorry. - False alarm.
瞧见了吧 Well, doesn't that figure?
苏珊总有办法引人注意 Susan always finds a way to make it about her.
女士们先生们 请允许我为你们 Ladies and gentleman, I present to
隆重介绍传说中的别克君越 you the fabulous Buick Lacrosse.
内装工艺极为考究 It has an expertly crafted interior,
引擎发动时平稳轻柔 peaceful quiet tuning
并配有超声波停车辅助系统 and ultrasonic rear parking assist.
请看特有的遥控启动功能 Observe the remote activation feature.
还有很多令人欢喜动心 And it also has a lot of other exciting,
又新颖的设计 good, cool car things.
汤姆 勒奈特 你们怎么在这儿 Tom! Lynette! What are you doing here?
买个新的电热水器 你呢 Buying a new water heater. How about you?
购购物 转移自己的注意力 Just doing a little shopping. Trying to get my mind off things.
加布 要帮忙吗 裙子被夹住了 Gaby, you need help? It looks like you're stuck here.
-真的诶 -放心 我能搞定 - I guess I am. - No worry, I got it.
估计是我贴得转台太近了 Guess I got too close to the turntable.
-我喜欢别克 -出来 混球 - I'm a sucker for these Buicks. - Come on, you bastard!
被它的精工内装 With their perfectly crafted
和平稳的启动引擎所吸引 interior and peaceful quiet tuning.
逛个街还穿这么正式 Uh-huh. A little formal for the mall.
其实 我想买双鞋来配这条裙子 Oh! You know, I... I wanted to match the shoes to the dress.
这是莎拉 我的购物伙伴 This is Sarah, my shopping buddy.
我们享受一起逛精品店的感觉 We like to hit the boutiques together.
好吧 姑娘们 Ok. Well, you gals, um,
尽情享受吧 回头见 shop your little hearts out. See you later.
回见 Bye!
看看你 要出门吗 Wow. Look at you. You going out?
跟你没关系吧 我有个约会 Not that it's any of your business, but, um, I have a date.
约会 什么样的约会 A date? What kind of date?
雷克斯 我可不想让你受刺激 Rex, I don't want to say anything that might upset you.
医生说任何负面压力 The doctor says any undue stress
都可能引起心脏病复发 could cause another heart attack.
是和一位迷人的单身男的浪漫约会 It's a romantic date with a single attractive man.
我打算跟他好好浪漫到底 I intend to French the hell out of him.
很准时 Oh. Right on time.
园艺是我的业余爱好 希望你喜欢 In my spare time I garden. I thought you might like these.
太精美了 用了肥料和鸡蛋壳吗 Oh, they're exquisite. Compost and eggs shells?
-是的 -进来吧 - Yes. - Oh. Come on in.
谢谢 Thanks.
乔治 还记得雷克斯吧 George, you remember Rex.
-你说你们分居了 -没错 精神上 - I thought you said you were separated. - We are, emotionally.
他的情妇不愿意照顾他 Physically he lives here because
所以我才收留他的 his mistress refuses to care for him.
-要喝点什么吗 -不用了 谢谢 - Would you like a drink? - No, I'm fine. Thanks.
雷克斯 跟乔治问好 Rex, say hello to George.
你好 乔治 Hello, George.
你好 范德坎普医生 Hello, Dr. Van de Kamp.
我去把花插好 乔治 I'm gonna put these in water. George,
坐吧 我马上回来 have a seat and I'll be right back.
你的心脏怎么样 范德坎普医生 So, how's your heart, Dr. Van de Kamp?
-好多了 药房怎么样 -总是很忙 - Better. How's the pharmacy? - Busy. It's busy.
-什么事这么好笑 -没什么 - Is something funny? - It's... It's nothing.
鉴于我最近在外进行的一些小活动 See, I recently engaged in some extra-curricular activity,
所以布里想方设法报复我 and now Bree's doing anything she can to make me suffer.
-很好笑吧 -也许吧 - All you can do is laugh. - Yeah, I... I guess.
这些花太美了 These flowers are stunning.
是我迄今收到最好的 They're the best ones I've ever gotten.
我们走吧 Shall we?
很高兴能和你聊天 范德坎普医生 Nice talking to you, Dr. Van de Kamp.
行啦 你正和我妻子约会呢 Please, you're dating my wife.
叫我雷克斯就好 Call me rex.
卖给我们热水器的柜台女孩挺可爱的 That salesgirl that sold us the heater had a cute figure.
大概吧 我没注意 I guess. I didn't notice.
怎么会 她可是你喜欢的类型 How can you say. She was so your type.
-胸部大 曲线玲珑 -你怎么了 - Big breasts. Really curvy. - What are you doing?
我说你喜欢有曲线的的女人 I'm saying you prefer women who are really curvy,
比如那个柜台小姐 like that salesgirl...
又比如 科莱尔 or Claire.
我从来只喜欢一个类型 就是你 There was only one type did I prefer. You.
别以为你亲了我就没事了 You kissed me as though that would end this conversation,
没那么简单 and it so won't.
为什么 我做错什么了 Why am I in trouble? Haven't I done anything wrong.
那天晚上你会和我做爱 You made love to me the other night
是因为你看到了科莱尔的裸体 because you had just seen Claire naked.
什么 Wha...?
见鬼 Aw, crap.
科莱尔是个很棒的保姆 Claire is a great nanny.
为这种事失去她岂不很傻 It would be stupid to lose her over something like this.
你我都曾对别人着迷过 You and I have had crushes before.
我们都向对方坦白 然后一笑置之 We always tell each other, we laugh about it.
这没什么大不了的 It's no big deal.
我之所以担心是因为 What worries me about this is
你否认自己被吸引了 为什么 you're denying you're obviously attracted. Why?
-我没有否认 -那你的确被吸引了吗 - I'm not denying anything. - So you are attracted to her?
我没这么说 你干什么啊 I didn't say that. What are you doing?
在你承认我们的保姆很性感之前 We are not going anywhere until you confess
我们哪也不去 you have the hots for our nanny.
汤姆 这很正常 她确实很迷人 Tom, it's ok. She's attractive.
男人天生就对年轻丰满的女人 Men by nature are drawn to fertile, young women
没有任何抵抗力 with whom they can plant their seed.
这是你性别上的硬伤 It's the basic flaw of your gender.
我了解的 可否让我... I get it. Just do me the honor...
我们都想离开这里 你们有什么问题吗 We'd all like to get out of here. Is there a problem?
我丈夫不肯承认他内心的色欲 My husband won't admit that he has lust in his heart.
给我们点儿时间好吗 Can you give us a minute?
勒奈特 科莱尔是很迷人 Lynette, Claire is attractive, yes.
可我真的没被她吸引 But I am not attracted to her.
哪怕我有一瞬间意识到科莱尔 If I thought for even a second that there was any danger
会威胁到我们的感情 in having Claire around,
我会首当其冲辞退她 I'd be the first to get rid of her.
而你 你才是我的唯一 It's you. You're the one.
我将永远忠诚于你 You always have been and you always will be.
好吧 大家息怒 All right! Hold your water!
寒酸的冰激凌苏打* *we drink ice cream soda here
我们却喝得津津有味* *down at the old five and dime!
-你们唱得好极了 -谢谢 - Yay. You guys were fantastic. - Thank you.
楼上有个舞池 They've got a dance floor upstairs,
我们想去看看 we're gonna go and check it out.
去吧 玩得开心 Ok. Have fun.
-伊迪 这儿 -她来这里干吗 - Edie, over here! - What the hell is she doing here?
你能带他来 我就不能有个伴吗 I don't get to bring a date? I heard you were bringing him.
你怎么就偏偏选了这个 伊迪 Of all people, you pick that tired piece of... Edie!
苏珊 非常感谢你邀请我来 Hi, Susan. Thank you so much for the invite.
天知道我有多需要想办法来忘记玛莎 God knows I needed something to get my mind off poor Martha.
来给我们的小寿星一个吻 A kiss for the birthday boy.
伊迪 今天不是他生日 Um, Edie, it's not his birthday.
谢谢你 乔治 今晚我过得很开心 Thank you, George. That was a lovely evening.
荣幸之至 The pleasure was mine.
没什么比与一位美丽的女士共进晚餐 There's nothing better than great conversation
并相谈甚欢更美好了 with a beautiful woman over a delicious meal.
我得进去了 Well, I guess I should go inside.
-我真的很高兴 -我也是 - I'm glad we did this. - Me too.
安德鲁 你怎么在这里 Andrew. Where did you come from?
我刚从布莱恩家回来 I was just on my way back from Brian's house.
这是什么情况 What's going on here?
还记得我们的药剂师 威廉姆斯先生吗 You remember Mr. Williams, our pharmacist?
-你好 -过得怎样 - Hey there. - How's it going?
你们在车里干吗呢 What are you doing in his car?
我们只不过在 聊天 We're just, um... talking.
我和威廉姆斯先生出去吃了顿饭 Mr. Williams took me out to dinner.
约会吗 You mean like on a date?
没错 Yes.
你知道她已经结婚了吧 You are aware that she's married, right?
你知道我和你爸爸已经分开了 Your father and I are separated, you know it.
我不管 你就不能等到他搬走吗 I don't care. Couldn't you wait until he was out of the house?
他留在这里的唯一原因 The only reason he's still in the house
是你坚持让我照顾他 is because you insisted I care for him.
你们俩接下来有什么打算 So what are you guys gonna do now?
你们是不是还要做爱 Are you two gonna have sex?
-不 我们没这打算 -为什么 - No, we are not going to have sex! - Why not?
因为我不会跟你父亲一样通奸 Because I don't commit adultery like your father!
没错 我发现你父亲有外遇 That's right, your father had an affair. I found out about it.
但是我的生活还得继续 I'm just trying to move on with my life.
小心点 她是个骗子 You should watch out for her. She's a liar.
安德鲁 Andrew...
尽管债务堆积成山 In spite of her mounting debt,
加布丽尔还是坚持想证明 Gabrielle was determined to prove
没有卡洛斯的钱她也能过得很好 she could get along just fine without Carlos's money.
直到停电之后 It wasn't until the electricity went out
她终于想通了 that she finally began to see the light.
哈特利先生 我是加布丽尔·索利斯 Mr. Hartley, it's Gabrielle Solis.
麻烦你开始准备 I need you to start working on
保释卡洛斯的程序 releasing Carlos on bail. Mm-hm.
我想起他的护照在哪了 I just remembered where I put his passport.
但我选择了甜蜜的生活* *but I, I took the sweet life
从不知道有一天我会由甜转为苦* *and never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
浪费生命去追寻让我为之付出巨大代价* *I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring
人尽可夫的自由生活* *that costs too much to be free
女士* *hey, lady
我曾经到过天堂* *I've ben to paradise
却从未找到过* *but I've never been
真正的自己* *to me
谢谢大家 Oh, thank you!
好极了 你唱得太棒了 Damn, woman. You are good.
好啦 该你了 苏珊殿下 Yes! All right, you're next, Susie-q.
准备唱哪首 What you gonna sing?
-你也会唱吗 -只有一个人的时候 - You sing? - Only when I'm alone.
-来吧 大家都是朋友 -还是算了 - Come on, we're among friends. - I don't think so.
就当为了我 我想听你唱歌 I for one would love to hear your voice.
放弃吧 水管工 她可固执了 Give it up, plumber. She's not budging.
-想听我唱歌吗 -是啊 - You wanna hear me sing? - Yeah.
好吧 Ok.
唱什么 我去告诉伴奏 What's it gonna be? I'll tell the piano player.
-《纽约纽约》 -我好期待啊 - New York, New York. - I am so excited to hear you.
-不过结果可想而知 -什么意思 - Oh, but doesn't it just figure? - What do you mean?
你得穿着这身衣服 You have to get up in front of a room
在大家面前唱歌 full of people dressed like that.
我希望他们别对你有什么偏见 I hope they don't turn on you.
我想我会把握好机会的 I think I'll take my chances.
就像你处理那些高音一样 Sort of like you did on those high notes.
-我再去拿两杯来 -好主意 - I'm gonna get us two more. - That's a great idea.
那个麦克 挺有魅力的 So that Mike, seems pretty even-keeled.
是啊 他人超棒 Yeah. He's a great guy.
但是他有点巴斯特·布朗的感觉 But, you know, I mean, he's a little buster brown.
你难道不会觉得闷吗 Don't you worry you'll get bored?
多谢关心 卡尔 我很好 Thanks for your concern. Karl. I'm fine.
好好想想 尽管我俩的婚姻 Go figure. Even though our marriage
有时候有点令人抓狂 但从不会无聊 was crazy at times, it never got dull.
是啊 尤其是你睡你秘书的那部分 Yeah. That part when you slept with your secretary
特别激动人心 was really exciting.
我知道啦 我还得听几遍啊 I know. How many times do I have to hear it? I, I...
我不过是一时糊涂 It was a mistake.
但是之前我忠诚的那13年 But don't I ever get credit for
难道就一文不值吗 the 13 loyal years beforehand?
不包括亨德森的那次圣诞派对吧 Let's not be counting the Hendersons' Christmas party.
伊迪 别提这个 Edie, not now.
有什么大不了的 卡尔 What's the big deal, Karl?
-你的婚姻已经是历史了 -伊迪 - Your marriage is history, anyway. - Edie...
不算什么 真的 It was nothing, really.
简单说 我俩都爱喝蛋奶酒 Basically, we both got plastered on eggnog
碰巧一起站在槲寄生下面 and we found ourselves standing under the mistletoe,
我们就说"好吧 那现在我们干吗" and we were like, "Ok, so what do we do now?"
接着我笑了 他也笑了 So I smiled and he smiled
接着卡尔就过来开始挑逗我 and then Karl reached over and started feeling me up.
-苏苏 不是这样的 -到你了 - Susie, that's not how it happened. - Come on. You're up.
这真是太傻了 苏苏 This is... it's so silly. Susie...
女士们先生们 欢迎苏珊·梅尔 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Susan Mayer.
散布着消息吧* *start spreading the news
今天我将离开* *I'm leaving today
我希望成为它的一部分* *I wanna be a part of it
纽约 纽约* *New York, New York
这双带我浪迹天涯的鞋* *Shese vagabond shoes...
你就是个混蛋 别停 继续弹 You're an ass, you know that? No, keep playing.
正渴望迷失* *Are longing to stray
有个说法 你知道的 There's a word you know, right?
在它的心边游荡* *And get around the heart of it
纽约 纽约* *New York, New York
我想* *I wanna...
告诉你 外遇只是一部分 ...Just tell you that the affair was one thing.
当时我之所以原谅你 是因为我觉得 I forgave you because on some small level I thought
你爱上她了 that you were in love with her,
现在我才发现 And now I find out
你是那种会在派对上随便乱搞的人 you were just groping people at parties!
在峰顶上* *Top of the heap...
卡尔 别走 看着我 Karl, don't you turn away from me. Look at me!
我们俩结婚时你都干了什么 You know what are we doing during our marriage.
你到底找了多少女人 How many other women were you sticking it to?
上帝为证 要是我再为你难过 As god is my witness, it will snow on the hills of hell
地狱也会下雪 before I ever feel sorry for you again!
纽约* *New York!
当警察走访紫藤郡 As the police interviewed the residents of Wisteria Lane
调查玛莎·胡博神秘失踪案的时候 about the mysterious disappearance of Martha Huber,
我丈夫保罗觉得迟早有一天 my husband Paul reasoned it would only be a matter of time
会事迹败露 before their digging would begin to yield answers.
因为他知道警察还没有怀疑对象 Since he knew the police had no suspects...
他决定把他们引导到 ...He decided to point them towards
最符合逻辑的候选人身上 the most logical candidate.
至少保罗很清楚一件事 You see, if there's one thing Paul understood about the suburbs.
那就是 It was this.
新来的邻居 No one's ever more suspicious
总是最可疑的 than a new neighbor who's just moved in.
帕克最近一直流鼻涕 Parker's getting sniffly.
是啊 我也发现了 Yeah, I noticed that too.
希望他没得感冒 I hope he's not coming down with a cold.
他还没开始咳嗽 He doesn't have a cough yet,
但是有鼻窦炎的症状 but he has this post nasal drip thing happening.
我去帮他跟医生约个时间 I'll make an appointment for him.
我总觉得多小心点没坏处 I always say it is better to be safe than sorry.
小孩总会生病的 这也是... Little kids get sick, and it's,
不好意思 没办法的事 sorry, out of control.
孩子得了这类感冒 会越来越严重 And kids with these colds, it's just a vicious cycle.
科莱尔 Um, Claire?
恐怕我们得做些变动 We have to make some changes.
你在干吗 What are you doing?
打包你爸的东西 以备他最后搬出去 I'm packing up your father's things for when he eventually moves out.
我帮你 Here, let me help you.
我跟爸爸谈过了 Look, I talked to dad,
发现你说的是事实 and it turns out you were telling the truth.
安德鲁 我为我所说的道歉 Andrew, I'm so sorry that I said anything.
不 我庆幸你说了 现在我知道了 No, I'm glad you did. Now I know.
现在到了每个男孩人生的必经时刻 There comes this point in every boy's life.
什么 发现他的爸爸到处风流 What? Find out his dad's screwing around?
不 发现他的父亲也只是个普通人 No. That his father's only human.
那你干嘛还照顾他 So why are you taking care of him?
就因为我和丹尼尔吗 Because of what Danielle and I said?
如果是这样 你不用管的 Because you can forget that.
要是你想的话 I'll help take his stuff out on the street
我现在就去把他的东西扔到路上 if you want.
谢谢 That's sweet.
但是我之所以照顾他 But I'm taking care of him
是因为这么做是对的 because it's the right thing to do.
你怎么这么懦弱 Why are you being such a pushover?
他背叛了你 他是个混蛋 I mean, he cheated on you. He's a jerk.
安德鲁 我不准你在我面前 Andrew, you will not speak that way
这样说你爸爸 about your father in front of me.
为什么不行 Why the hell not?
我好不容易跟你统一战线 I mean, for once I'm actually on your side.
没错 我是生他的气 要和他离婚 Yes, I'm angry with him. I am gonna divorce him.
甚至可能会再婚 但是我确定 I may even marry somebody else, but make no mistake about it.
你爸爸始终是我的终生挚爱 Your father is and always will be the love of my life.
他给了我18年美满的婚姻生活 He gave me the best 18-year marriage that...
这是我毕生向往的 ...I could have ever hoped for.
所以你得尊敬他 And for that you will respect him.
好吧 Ok.
有事吗 我很忙 What is it? I'm really, really busy.
我是专程来道歉的 I came by to apologize.
这样的话 进来吧 我其实没忙什么 In that case, come on in. I'm not doing anything.
我不敢相信伊迪竟然提起了这事 I can't believe Edie brought the whole thing up.
苏珊 对不起 Susan, I am so sorry. I...
我没想再伤害你的 I thought I was done hurting you.
我也这么以为 Yeah, me too.
我也要道歉 我失控了 And just so you know, I'm... Sorry for flipping out.
我不应该那么轻易被你激怒 I shouldn't let you get to me like that.
-怎么 -看来我还能激怒你是吧 - What? - I do still get to you, don't I?
这就是我和那水管工的不同之处 That's the difference between the plumber and me.
我没别的意思 他是个好人 Don't get me wrong, he's a good guy.
我挺喜欢他 I like him.
但我保证你们俩之间没有我们的那种感觉 But I'm betting you two don't have what we had together.
我们之间总会有火花 There was always a spark between us.
火花 A spark?
我的意思是 Look, what I'm trying to say is
比起我来他有安全感多了 he must seem really safe after me.
连海鳗看起来都比你有安全感 A moray eel would seem safe after you.
我说的就是这个 That's what I'm talking about.
这种你来我往的斗嘴 The great back and forth, joking around.
我们总是争论 紧逼对方 We used to argue and push each other's buttons.
告诉你 我讨厌这些 News flash. I hated all of that.
你得承认 Come on. You have to admit,
那些幸福时光是无可比拟的 when it was good, it was the best.
你什么意思 What are you saying?
我们重新开始吧 Let's give this another shot.
-你想让我回到你身边 -是的 - You want me back? - Yeah.
是啊 我现在才发现 Yeah. I realize now
你才是 you were the woman...
我命中注定的女人 ...that was meant for me.
你的意思是 你想搬回来 Just so we're clear, so you want to move back in here.
然后忠诚于我 And be faithful to me
并且全心全意地爱我 and love me with all your heart and soul?
-完全正确 -天啊 太好啦 - Absolutely. - Oh, my god, this is so wonderful.
是啊 我知道我知道 Yeah. I know, I know.
-我要吻你 -天哪 不行 卡尔 - I wanna kiss you. - Oh, god. No, Karl.
不对 我说太好了是指 No. What I meant by wonderful is
我一直在猜自己是不是还对你有感觉 that I wondered inside if I still had feelings for you,
是不是还爱着你 if deep down I still loved you.
-那结果呢 -毫无感觉 - And? - And... there's nothing there.
别这样 总会有点什么的吧 Come on, you've gotta feel something.
事实上 是有点 Well, actually, I do. Yeah.
抱歉了 Excuse me.
-苏珊 -麦克 我爱你 - Susan. - Mike, guess what? I love you.
-你确定吗 -当然 - Are you sure? - Yes!
我是不是来得不是时候 Did I come at a bad time?
他们在问胡博太太的事 They're just asking about Mrs. Huber.
我爱他 写在你的小本本上吧 I love him. You can write that in your little book.
我们都在寻找着某个 We are all searching for someone,
能弥补我们生命中或缺的 that special person who will provide us
那个特别的人 what's missing in our lives.
有的人能提供陪伴 Someone who can offer companionship.
乔治 是我 布里 George? Hi, it's me, Bree.
你下周六有空吗 I was wondering, are you free next Saturday?
有空啊 那太好了 You are? Oh, that's wonderful.
有的提供帮助 Or assistance.
我听说你们公司负责找保姆 Hi, I understand your agency handles nannies.
我需要一个经验丰富但是不太有魅力的 I need someone experienced and preferably unattractive.
有的提供安全感 Or security.
亲爱的 律师把好消息告诉你了吗 Hi, honey. Did the lawyer tell you the good news?
你就快被保释啦 我找到你的护照了 You're gonna make bail. I found your passport.
而且 如果我们能再仔细点 And sometimes, if we search very hard,
就能找到那个 we can find someone who provides us...
就是打个电话来对你说 我爱你 I just called to say hi, and I love you.
这三点都能做到的人 ...with all three.
好吧好吧 够了 All right, all right. Enough already.
是啊 我们都在寻找 Yes, we're all searching for someone.
但要是我们找不到他们 And if we can't find them,
就只能祈祷他们来找我们了 we can only pray they find us.
你发现什么了 小子 What you got, boy?