《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
-扎克从银羽中心逃走了 -饿吗 - Zach's gone from Silvercrest. - Hungry?
有时候 Sometimes...
再没人帮我的话 我会发疯的 If I don't get help, I will lose my mind.
哪里能找到优秀的保姆 Where can I score some high grade nanny?
不管你付出多少努力 ...No matter how hard you try...
联邦调查局 开门 FBI! Open the door!
卡洛斯·索利斯 你被逮捕了 Carlos Solis, I have a warrant for your arrest.
有些问题 ...Some problems...
不好意思 你是 I'm Sorry, and you are...?
我猜你见过梅茜·吉本斯了吧 I take you've met Maisy Gibbons.
她太难对付了 She's a total nightmare.
梅茜是挺爱作威作福的 Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom.
你对我们的性生活不满意 You are unhappy with our sex life.
你没有得到满足 You're not getting something from me
却又羞于启齿 but you're simply to afraid to ask.
仍然解决不了 ...Can't be easily solved.
要了解梅茜·吉本斯 To understand Maisy Gibbons,
先得知道她下午都做些什么 you first need to know how she spent her afternoons.
她上午帮丈夫跑生意 Her mornings were spent running errands for her husband.
晚上则忙于 Her evenings were spent
洗碗外加辅导孩子功课 washing dishes and helping with homework.
九加一等于 Ok, so, nine plus one is...
不过 她的下午 But her afternoons,
都花在了给其他男士作伴上 well, they were spent in the company of men.
挫败失意的 Frustrated,
不被理解的 misunderstood,
寂寞难耐的男人们 愿意挥金 lonely men, willing to pay money
只为减少点孤独感 to feel a little less lonely.
而梅茜·吉本斯很乐意帮助他们 And Maisy Gibbons was willing to help them.
梅西 我总在想 Maisy, I've always wondered.
没人知道你这个小嗜好吧 Nobody knows about your little hobby, do they?
像这样的秘密很难保守吧 Is it hard keeping a secret like this?
如果只是我一个人的秘密 也许很难 Well, maybe if it was just my secret
不过在我看来 but the way I see it,
我在为每个来找我的人保守秘密 I keep the secrets of every man who comes to me.
这还挺刺激的 And I find that absolutely exhilarating.
几年前 哈罗德失业后 A few years back, Harold lost his job
我们不得不退出乡村俱乐部 and we had to give up our membership at the country club.
有一天 一个俱乐部的朋友 And then one day one of my club friends
问怎么最近没见到我 asked why she hadn't seen me around lately.
我就告诉她我们没钱去了 I told her that we couldn't afford it any more.
她摆摆手表示不在意 She waved it off like it was nothing,
可她看我的那种眼神 but I saw her get that look in her eye,
充满了 怜悯 that look of... pity.
说不定她是想安慰你 Maybe she was just trying to be nice.
不管怎么说 怜悯别人就那么糟糕吗 Anyway, is that so bad, feeling sorry for someone?
如果她们说点什么 那还算鼓励 When they say something, they are being supportive,
但他们要是保持沉默 but when they say nothing,
是因为他们觉得 it's because they think
你这一走就回不来了 you're so far gone, you're never coming back.
我懂了 Gotcha you.
几个月后 我就染上了这小嗜好 Anyway, a couple months later, I started my little hobby,
接着最精彩的事发生了 and the most wonderful thing happened.
这女人的丈夫也成了我的常客之一 This woman's husband became one of my regulars.
你能乖乖从后门走吗 Oh, would you be a lamb and go out the back?
-我的下个客户来了 -好的 - That's my next appointment. - Sure.
就是我和你说的那女人的丈夫 It's the husband of the woman I was telling you about.
-你好啊 -梅西 - Hello, there. - Hey, Maisy.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第十集 Desperate Housewives S01E10
凡是道德剧都有这么几个固定角色 Every morality play has its cast of characters.
一个无辜的受害者 There is always an innocent victim,
一个邪恶的大反派 a deceitful villain,
一个追求真相的检察官 a prosecutor who seeks the truth,
一个主持正义的法官 a magistrate who dispenses justice
和一个资费不菲的律师 and a lawyer who charges too much.
美景镇法院正上演着 This morality play was being produced
这样一出道德剧 at the fairview county courthouse.
贯穿着信任与背叛的主题 Its themes were trust and betrayal.
麦克里迪女士 你对这次保释有何看法 So what's your issue with bail in this case, Ms. Mccready?
我们拒绝保释 法官大人 We want bail denied, your honor.
被告公司进口的产品 The defendant's company imported goods
都是苦役生产的 manufactured by slave labor.
被告的合伙人 田中先生 His business partner, Mr. Tanaka,
已经潜逃出境了 has already fled the country,
而索利斯先生本人拒绝出示护照 and Mr. Solis himself has refused to surrender his passport.
你委托人的护照被狗吃了吗 哈特利先生 Dog ate your client's passport, Mr. Hartley?
只是一时找不到 法官大人 It's been temporarily misplaced, your honor
但我们坚持认为是田中纪章组织 but we maintain that Kisho Tanaka set up
并负责整个生产过程 and executed the entire operation.
索利斯先生算不上合伙人 Mr. Solis is no business partner
不过是承包商而已 but merely a hired contractor.
我还想指出 I'd also like to point out that
我的委托人是他妻子和昏迷住院的母亲 my client is the sole provider for his wife and his mother,
唯一的供养者 who is hospitalized in a coma as we speak.
让我看到护照 Bring me the passport
索利斯先生就可以去探望他母亲了 and Mr. Solis can visit his mother.
在那之前 不准保释你的委托人 Until then, your client is denied bail
并继续还押 下一个 and remanded. What's next?
你们最好把那些芽甘蓝吃干净 You'd better finish those Brussels sprouts.
别以为我不知道它们在通心粉下面 Don't think I can't see them hidden under your macaroni.
我讨厌芽甘蓝 I hate Brussels sprouts.
芽甘蓝能帮你们快快长大 Yeah. Well, brussels sprouts help you grow.
你们不想当一辈子小矮子吧 You don't want to be short your whole life, do you?
试试看这样吃 Look. You know what we'll do?
蘸点奶酪 来 张嘴 We're gonna dip'em in a little cheese. Here you go.
-好吃吧 -真恶心 - Good. Yummy. - Disgusting!
行 你们就一辈子1米2吧 Fine. Be 3'8" the rest of your life.
我可不管了 祝你们找到女朋友 See if I care. Good luck finding girlfriends.
-你午饭不是有约吗 -我得取消它 - Didn't you have a lunch? - I'm gonna cancel it.
孩子们胡闹得厉害 The boys are in rare form,
你也还在摸索期 and you're still finding your way.
勒奈特 我都来了两天了 Lynette, it's been two days.
我可不想突然消失吓到他们 I... don't want to shock them by suddenly disappearing.
他们实际上还是很敏感的 Deep down they're very sensitive.
那是纸飞机 That's a paper airplane.
他们会好好的 放心出去吧 They'll be fine. Now go. Get out of here.
你有我的手机号 有事随时打给我 You have my cell phone number. You call me if you need anything.
-我会的 -好 - I will. - Ok.
小子们 过来给妈妈三个熊抱 Boys! Come here and give momma a three-bear hug.
来 一 二 三 Come on. Whoo! One, two, three...
抱紧点 Get in! Get in!
-妈妈再见 -拜 - Bye, mom. - Bye.
-拜 -好 - Bye! - Ok.
小心手 Watch your hands!
我去楼上吃 作业太多来不及做 I'm gonna eat upstairs. I've got a ton of homework.
怎么吃那么多 囤起来准备冬眠吗 What, are you storing up for winter?
我只是饿坏了 I'm just really hungry.
我今天跟爸爸谈了 Oh, I talked to dad.
他似乎打算和布兰迪分手 And apparently he and Brandi might break up.
真是可惜 Oh, how awful.
-妈妈 你在笑 -我有吗 - Mom, you're smiling. - Am I?
反正各种原因 这周他不能带我了 Anyway, because of all the drama, he can't take me this weekend.
所以 我会一直待在家 晚安啦 So I'll be home after all. Goodnight.
太好了 我们的浪漫周末泡汤了 Oh, great. Our romantic weekend's off.
-我们可以移师我家啊 -不要 - We can move it to my house. - No.
为什么 Why not?
我只是想过得特别点 I just want it to be special.
在我家就不能特别了吗 And it can't be special at my house?
我知道这听起来很怪 Ok, I know this sounds weird,
但是我需要周围有自己的东西 but I just need to have my things around me.
-什么东西 -香水和精油 - What things? - Perfumes and oils.
我得挑件让你想扒下来的衣服 I wanna pick out the outfit you're gonna tear off me.
还有 我得控制好灯光 And plus I need to be in complete control of the lighting.
好吧 我们等下周吧 Ok. We'll wait till next weekend.
你真是太可爱了 You are just the sweetest guy.
-我等不到下周了 -我也是 - I can't wait till next weekend. - No, me neither.
明天怎么样 What about tomorrow?
朱莉在上学 我也只有早上有活 While Julie is at school. I've got an early job and that's it.
不行 出版商逼着我交稿 Oh, no good. My publisher's got me under the gun for something.
礼拜五呢 What about Friday?
我要给一户人家重新排管道 I'm re-piping a house.
该死的卡尔 Damn Karl!
就算离婚了 Not even married any more
还要妨碍我做爱做的事 and he's still keeping me from having sex.
我不能永远把你藏在房里 I can't hide you in my room for ever,
我们应该告诉我妈妈 and I think we need to tell my mom.
她值得信任 我保证 You can trust her, I promise.
你没跟她说我告诉你的事吧 You didn't tell her what I told you, did you?
没有 这件事我不会告诉任何人的 No! I would never tell anyone that.
-你怎么了 -我不想给你惹麻烦 - What are you doing? - I don't wanna cause problems for you.
我还是走好了 I'm just gonna go.
扎克 站住 别走 Zach, stop. Don't go.
我不跟她说了 I won't tell her.
我保证我会尽快离开这儿 I swear I'll be out of here soon.
我会想办法的 好吗 I'll think of something, ok?
-好啊 -你怎么还没睡 - Hello. - Why are you up?
我还想问你呢 I could ask you the same question.
我要睡了 I'm going to bed.
我没让你等我 I didn't ask you to wait up for me.
记住 我只是以父亲的身份留在这 Remember, I'm here as our children's father,
而非你的丈夫 not your husband.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
你刚才跟女人在一起 Were you with a woman?
你没告诉她你是有家室的吗 Did you tell her that you have a wife
还是这样会缩小你的选择范围 or does that hinder your pick-up style?
好吧 就算我真的去约会了 All right, even if I was seeing someone,
我也有权这么做 I have every right to.
分居不就是为了尝试新的选择吗 Exploring options is the whole point of being separated.
选择 雷克斯 我又不是共有基金[一种投资公司形式] Options! I'm not a mutual fund, Rex.
我不是这个意思 Oh, that's not...
布里 你该多出去走走 Bree, you should get out there,
跟别人约个会 try and meet someone.
约会 我还得抚养你的孩子呢 Meet someone? I'm raising your children.
我只是想好好继续自己的生活 I am just trying to move on with my life.
-这没什么丢脸的吧 -好吧 - It is nothing to be ashamed of. - Oh, ok.
要我说 不如你打电话邀请 Let me tell you what then, why don't you just call up
那个神秘女人来家里 your mystery woman and invite her over?
我负责把沙发床打开 I'll pull out the sofa bed
你们就可以在上面亲热啦 and you can take her right there.
安德鲁 丹妮尔 Andrew! Danielle!
爸爸要在我们面前和别的女人私通啦 Daddy's gonna fornicate for us!
小声点 Just keep your voice down.
怎么 现在你觉得丢脸了 Why? Are you feeling ashamed?
第二天的序幕伴着砸门声拉开 The next morning started with a banging.
没人知道玛莎·胡博在哪里 No one knew where Martha Huber was,
伊迪·布利特开始担心了 and Edie Britt was starting to worry.
伊迪向来不喜欢担忧 Edie didn't like worrying.
她觉得这样容易长皱纹 She felt it gave her wrinkles.
出于对自己的脸蛋和胡博太太的关心 So, out of concern for her face, and Mrs. Huber,
伊迪决定查清到底怎么回事 Edie decided to find out what was going on.
听着 姚琳 Yao Lin, listen to me.
找到卡洛斯的护照至关重要 It's very important that we find Carlos's passport.
我已经翻遍了他的办公室 I already looked through his office.
你去卧室找找 I need you to search the bedroom.
有问题吗 What?
要是索利斯先生坐牢 你要怎么付我薪水 With Mr. Solis in jail, how you gonna pay me?
我还要养孩子呢 I have children.
姚琳 你的孩子都20多岁了 Yao Lin, your kids are in their twenties.
不过如果这能让你闭嘴的话 But if it'll make you shut up...
拿着 我预付你3周的薪水 Here. Three weeks in advance.
如果你不介意 If you don't mind,
我能给银行打个电话吗 can I call your bank?
姚琳 别傻了 Yao Lin, don't be stupid.
没人会一夜之间就一贫如洗的 People don't become poor overnight.
那是我的车 天哪 That's my car. Oh, my god.
你在干什么 Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
你要把我的车拖到哪去 Where are you taking my car?
政府扣押了你的车 这是收据 The government's impounding it. Here's your receipt
有问题就打上面的电话 Call that number if you have any questions.
上帝啊 Oh, my god
你到底会不会漆车啊 You call this a paint job?
不漆到完美别送回来 I don't want to see it again till it's perfect!
我想知道现在家里怎么样了 I wonder what's going on over there.
科莱尔昨天和孩子们相处得不错 Claire did ok with kids yesterday.
但这很可能是新手运气比较好而已 But that could have been beginner's luck.
我要不要打个电话回去 应该要吧 Do you think I should call? I should call
勒奈特 几年了 你好不容易空下来 Lynette, for the first time in years you finally have some free time,
却还一个劲地担心着孩子们 and you're wasting it obsessing about the kids.
只是我不了解她 真的不太了解 It's just.. I don't know this woman. I mean not really.
就算她有社会学学位 So she has a degree in sociology,
也没什么了不起 谁没有呢 big deal. Who doesn't?
我的孩子很难对付 她搞不定怎么办 My boys are a lot to handle. What if she's not up to it?
如果你那么不放心 If you really have that many doubts,
何不买个针孔摄像机 you should go buy a hidden camera.
保姆监视器吗 What, a nanny-cam?
是啊 人们会在他们以为没人看着时 Yeah. People do terrible things
做些恐怖的事情 when they think no one's watching them.
有道理 Yeah.
可我还是觉得不该监视科莱尔 I don't really think that I could videotape Claire.
这么做有点背信弃义 It would be a breach of trust.
信任总会被高估 Trust is overrated.
那么 你和雷克斯怎么样了 So... How are things with you and Rex?
还行 怎么问起这个 Fine. Why do you ask?
只是有点好奇 他搬出搬进的 I'm just curious. He moves out, moves back in.
你们重归于好了吗 Is he back for good?
世事难料 难免朝不保夕 The situation is...fluid.
我也不知道他到底作何打算 I’m not certain what his plans are yet.
既然你不确定你们是否和好 So if you're not sure he's back for good,
为什么还要帮他烫衬衫 why are you ironing his shirts?
因为我相信他终会倦鸟归巢 Because I have faith that he'll come back
选择做正确的事 and that he'll do the right thing.
那很好 对别人有信心是好事 That's good. It's good to have faith in people.
是啊 Yeah.
但我还是会买针孔摄像机 But I'd still buy that camera.
-你好 -麦克 我的烤箱坏了 - Hello? - Mike? My oven's out.
能过来帮我找找问题所在吗 Come over and help me find my pilot light.
抛开所有烦恼* *lay all my trouble down
我就在此 宝贝 与我共度吧* *here I am, baby come and take me
宝贝 为什么你不来呢* *here I am, baby won't you come and take me?
牵起我的手* *take me by the hand
让我感受自己的存在 宝贝* *show me here I am, baby...
蜡烛 蜡烛 Oh, candles. Candles
我就在此 宝贝 与我共度吧* *here I am, baby come and take me
我就在此 宝贝 与我共度吧* *here I am, baby come and take me...
牵起我的手* *take me by the hand
麦克 是你吗 Mike, is that you?
我在上面 I'm up here!
麦克 Mike?
-天哪 -搞什么啊 - Oh, my god! oh, god. - What the hell?
真对不起 我还以为是别人 I'm so sorry. I thought someone was in the house.
所以你就把衣服脱了 So you took your clothes off?
没有 衣服早就脱了 为了引诱你 No, my clothes already off, I was going to seduce you.
并不怎么见效啊 Didn't really work.
太对不起了 你没事吧 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you ok?
还行 Well...
请别生气 Please don't be mad.
大家好啊 Hey, there.
扎克 你怎么在这里 Zach? What are you doing here?
那天晚些时候 当科莱尔带着孩子们 Later that day, while Claire was out
出去吃冰淇淋时 getting the boys wired on ice cream,
勒奈特自己动手安装了监视器 Lynette did some wiring on her own.
你不能这么做 You can't do this.
不能把扎克送回去 You can't send Zach back.
朱莉 我还能怎么办 他不能留在这 Julie, what else can I do? He can't stay here.
他父亲把他送进精神病院过 His father sent him to a psycho ward.
事实上 那里叫康复中心 Actually, they call it a rehabilitation center.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
保罗毕竟是他的父亲 Paul is his father.
他有权知道他的儿子平安无事 He has a right to know his son's ok.
如果他知道你把他儿子藏在这儿 If he finds out you're hiding him,
你麻烦可就大了 you could get in a lot of trouble.
他说得没错 抱歉啦 各位 He's right. Sorry, guys.
妈妈 求你别这么做 Mom, please don't do this.
如果你知道扎克都经历了些什么 If you knew what Zach had been through...
朱莉 没关系 我没事的 Julie. Julie, it's ok. I'll be fine.
我把他送回家 你们两个 I'll take him back over so you two can...
如果保罗看到扎克后大发脾气 Listen, if Paul sees Zach and freaks out...
-我会立刻把他带回来 -谢谢 - I'll bring him right back. - Thank you.
小姐 我们得谈谈你做的好事 Young lady, we need to talk about what you did.
我现在不想和你说话 I really don't feel like talking to you right now.
扎克 Listen, Zach...
如果事情真的一发不可收拾 If things ever get really bad...
这上面有我的电话 it's got my cell number on it.
打给我 任何时候都行 Give me a call... any time.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank god.
-你是怎么... -我们晚点再说 - How did you...? - We'll talk later.
记住 任何时候 Remember, any time.
-听说你搬回家了 -我是被逼的 - I heard you moved back home. - Yeah, I had to.
我们先得把安德鲁的问题放在首位 We had some problems with Andrew.
我终究还是会搬出去的 I'll move out eventually.
-钉刺圈还是珍珠圈 -你决定 - Spikes or pearls? - Your choice.
知道我怎么想吗 You know what I think?
你其实并不想离开她 You don't really want to leave her.
别想为我做心理分析 Don't psychoanalyze me.
你还爱着她 You're still in love.
-我从没说过不爱她 -那为什么离婚 - I never said I wasn't. - Then why divorce?
你是在鼓励我们继续这段荒唐的婚姻吗 So now you're rooting for us two crazy kids to work it out?
你了解我的 我生性浪漫 You know me. I'm just a romantic at heart.
围巾还是手铐 Scarves or cuffs?
随你 就算我找到方法来应付 Up to you. Even if I could find a way to deal with
布里的强迫症 Bree's obsessive-compulsive thing,
我们之间还存在别的问题 it's not the only problem.
你也知道 我的特殊需求 As you know, I have certain needs.
靴子还是细高跟 Boots or stilettos?
细高跟 谢谢 Stilettos, please.
为什么不直接告诉布里你的需求呢 Why don't you just tell Bree what you need?
告诉她你真正想要的 Tell her what you want.
-因为她一定会拒绝 -那又怎样 - Because she'd say no. - So?
你的某些要求我也拒绝过 I've said no to some things you've asked me to do.
那不一样 我不会在乎你拒绝我 Yeah, that's different. I don't care if you reject me.
雷克斯 你相信我吗 Rex, would you trust me on this?
有时候 你爱一个人 Sometimes when you love somebody,
就得为他们做点牺牲 you just gotta make sacrifices for them.
爱情与激情 不可兼得啊 Love or passion. That's an awful choice to make.
是啊 没错 Yes, it is.
先警告你 这会有点疼 I have to warn you, this might hurt a little bit.
没了车我还怎么过活 How am I supposed to live without a car?
田中还潜逃在外 Tanaka's still at large
他们要卡洛斯做替罪羊 and they want Carlos to flip on him.
所以他们开始来硬的了 So this is their way of playing hardball.
而且我猜这还没完 I'm guessing that they're not done yet.
为什么 他们还能拿走什么 Why? What else could they take from us?
所有的东西 Pretty much anything.
只要能够追查到不义之财的下落 It's all fair game if they even think
对他们来说怎么做都不为过 they can trace it to ill-gotten gains.
这怎么行 有些东西是我自己 No, some of this stuff is mine,
做模特时买的 当时还没遇到卡洛斯呢 when I modeled, before I even met Carlos.
看到这个没 珂丝塔[瑞典著名水晶品牌] See this? Kosta Boda.
是我第一次登上封面时买的 I bought it when I landed my first cover.
这个 是我穿着比基尼在石头上 This... I spent eight hours on a rock in a bikini
晒了8小时换来的 for that painting.
-我明白你的感受 -你不明白 - I understand how you feel. - No, you don't understand.
我含辛茹苦才买来的东西 I have dug myself up from dirt to afford these things
谁也别想把它们抢走 and no one is gonna take them away from me.
那我建议你找个好地方把它们藏起来 Then I suggest you find yourself a good hiding place.
他们只能带走他们找得到的东西 They can't take what they can't find.
如果你找护照也能这么费心 就更好了 And if you can scare up that passport too, that would be good.
-你好 加布丽尔 -好啊 - Oh. Hi, Gabrielle. - Hi.
-这是什么 -我的瓷器 - What have you got there? - My china.
我知道你一直很喜欢 I know how you've always loved it.
我估计你大概会想借用一阵子 And I thought you might wanna borrow it for a while.
这样啊 你想得真周到 Oh. Well, that's... very thoughtful of you.
我能在你的车库里 Say, can I store some
寄放些零零碎碎的东西吗 odds and ends in your garage?
当然可以 不如你明天就拿来吧 Sure. Why don't you come by tomorrow?
越早越好 Sooner's better than later.
-这简直... -再来 - Just like... - Come on now.
雷克斯 Rex?
雷克斯 Rex!
派辆救护车来 立刻 I need an ambulance... Right away.
你好 Hello?
我就是 没错 他是我丈夫 Yes, this is she. Yes, he's my husband.
打扰一下 我来探望雷克斯·范德坎普 Excuse me. I'm here to see Rex Van de Kamp.
他好像心脏病发作了 我不确定 Apparently he had a heart attack. I'm not sure...
他马上要接受手术 He's being prepped for surgery right now.
你在旁边坐一会行吗 If you'd like to wait?
让我看一眼就好 我是他太太 Could I at least poke my head in? I'm his wife.
-你是他太太 -对啊 有什么问题 - You're his wife? - Yes. Why?
我想我搞错病患了 I was thinking of a different patient.
我去请医生过来 Let me get the doctor.
当科莱尔准备睡觉时 As Claire prepared for bed,
她不知道在斯加沃家的某处 she was unaware that somewhere else in the Scavo house
她刚刚落下帷幕的一天又重新上演了 the day she had just finished was starting all over again.
勒奈特欣慰地看到 Lynette was relieved to see that
科莱尔出色地尽职尽责 Claire was doing a good job.
但当她继续看下去时 But after further viewing...
给我三个熊抱 Give me a three-bear hug.
勒奈特渐渐发现 ...It dawned on lynette...
科莱尔似乎尽职过头了 ...Claire might be doing herjob a little too well.
蜡烛还你 Here's the candles I borrowed.
谢谢 Thanks.
我在看书 没事的话请出去 I'm trying to read, so if you don't mind.
真不敢相信 在你做了这样的事后 I cannot believe, after everything you did,
居然还要生我的气 you're mad at me.
我告诉过扎克他可以相信你 I told Zach that he could trust you
可你却出卖了他 and you turned him in.
总得有人为此负责 Well, someone had to be responsible.
不管你喜不喜欢 你的出生证明上 Like it or not, I've got a birth certificate
写明了我是你亲妈 that says I'm your mother.
-从几时开始 -这话什么意思 - Since when? - What is that supposed to mean?
自从老爸离开之后 如果这个家 Since dad left, if there's been
还有母亲这个角色的话 那就是我 a mother around here, it's been me.
朱莉 Julie!
离婚之后 你在床上躺了整整一周 Do you remember after the divorce you stayed in bed for a week
我得求你 你才肯吃东西 and I had to beg you to eat.
没错 可 Yeah, but...
一连几周 打扫房间的是我 For weeks I had to clean the house,
处理各种账单的是我 make sure the bills were paid,
看病时甚至连医生都是我自己预约的 I even had to schedule my own doctor's appointment once.
我那时状况很差 I was in bad shape back then.
这些事还是我在做 It's still going on.
而现在当我需要你的支持时 And now that I need some support,
你却以母亲的身份来教训我 you decide to play the mom card?
我必须把扎克送回去 I had to send Zach back.
不然我们会惹上很多麻烦的 We could have gotten in a lot of trouble.
是啊 所以现在扎克有麻烦了 Yeah, well now Zach's the one who's in trouble.
你把他送回到恨他的人身边去 You sent him back to a man who hates him.
当加布丽尔环顾 As Gabrielle considered
空无一物的四周时 the vast emptiness of her new surroundings,
她惊奇地发现 she was surprised to find
她真正唯一思念的却是 there was only one thing she truly missed...
她的丈夫 ... her husband.
索利斯太太 我们被授权进入你家 Mrs. Solis. We have a warrant to enter your house
并没收任何我们怀疑 and repossess any goods we suspect
是通过非法交易得来的物品 may have been obtained... illegally.
我们喜欢整洁 We're not into clutter.
好了 《飞天小海龟哈维》 All right. Harvey the flying turtle.
这本好像挺有趣的 Doesn't this look fun?
-科莱尔在哪 -我下午放她假 - Where's Claire? - I gave her the afternoon off.
-谁想来翻页 -她生病了吗 - Who wants to turn pages? - Is she sick?
没有 她很好 我只是希望我们 No. She's fine. I just wanted us all to spend
能一起共度这一天 像往常一样 the day together, you know, like we used to.
开始啦 "从前有一只 Here we go. "Once upon a time
小海龟名叫哈维" there was a young turtle named Harvey."
"哈维每天都对其他海龟说'总有一天 "Everyday Harvey would tell the other turtles 'One day
我会离开这里飞到外面的大世界去'" I'm going to fly off and cause I'm gonna go see the world."'
"其他海龟就嘲笑他说 "The other turtles said
'海龟是不会飞的'" 'turtles can't fly!'"
渐入佳境了是吧 It's getting good now, huh?
怎么了 Well, what's wrong?
科莱尔念故事时 还会配上怪声 When Claire reads. She does funny voices.
是这样吗 好吧 Does she, now? Ok.
"哈维不喜欢其他海龟这么嘲笑他 "Harvey didn't like the turtles laughing
所以他说'你们等着瞧 so he told them 'I'll show you!
总有一天 我会飞得比鸟还高'" One day I will fly higher than the birds.'"
-不好笑 -是吗 我才刚开始热身 - That's not funny. - Yeah, well, I'm just warming up.
"于是 坏海龟布鲁诺把哈维 "Then Bruno, the big bad turtle, took Harvey
带到悬崖边 把他扔了下去" up on the cliff and threw him over."
"他喊道'我们倒要看看 "He proclaimed ' we'll see
你到底会不会飞 不会你就死定啦'" if you can fly! Fly or die! Fly or die!"'
科莱尔什么时候回来 When's Claire coming back?
你的指甲怎么了 What happened to your nails?
为了不让联调局的人把东西都搬走 Oh, I... I moved all our stuff
我把它们先藏起来了 to keep it from the feds.
让你独自承受这一切 我很心疼 It kills me that I'm putting you through this.
手放桌上 Hands on the table.
不是你的错 你没做错任何事 It's not your fault. You didn't do anything wrong.
我会处理好所有事 I'll take care of everything
直到你回来亲自打理 until you're back to do it yourself.
你一定很快就能出来 And you will be soon.
老实说 我不知道你怎么坚持下来的 I gotta be honest. I didn't know how you would hold up.
我知道你是个坚强的女人 I knew you were a strong woman,
但我不知道你是如此坚强 but I had no idea.
加布 你是个好妻子 真正的伴侣 You're a good wife, Gaby. A real partner.
卡洛斯 我真的好爱你 Oh, Carlos, I love you so much.
我愿意放弃那栋堆满了昂贵废品的 I would give up a houseful of expensive junk
房子来换取你的自由 让一切雨过天晴 just to put this behind us and have you home with me.
听起来真不错 That sounds pretty good right now.
-我要吻我的丈夫 -手放桌上 - I'm gonna kiss my husband now. - Hands on the table.
我衣橱的后壁上有一块假镶板 There's a false panel on the back wall of my closet.
里面有我的护照和一些文件 My passport is there, along with some papers.
护照交给律师 烧掉那些文件 Take the passport to the lawyer and burn the papers.
卡洛斯 你知道田中所做的事吗 Carlos, did you know what Tanaka was doing?
乖乖把文件烧掉 别多问 Just burn the papers.
勒奈特 Hey, Lynette.
你有没有玛莎·胡博家的备用钥匙 Did Martha Huber leave a spare key to her house with you?
没有 她去哪了 好几天没见到她了 No. Where is she, by the way? I haven't seen her in days.
我也不知道 她急着把我赶出来 You got me. She kicked me out so fast
结果我的手提电脑落在她家了 that I forgot my laptop,
电脑里有些非常私人的东西 And there's just some stuff on there
我不想让任何人看到 that I don't want anyone else to see.
这样啊 那祝你好运了 Oh. Well, good luck with that.
你看上去气色不错 You know, you're not looking half bad.
你是怎么治住那几个小调皮蛋的 What have you done with our little posse of yours?
他们和新保姆待在一起 They're with the new nanny.
你的私人保姆吗 Wow. Your own personal nanny?
真行啊 Smell you.
相信我 也没好到那里去 Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
我们母亲那代人很明智 Our mothers are smart.
她们没请保姆也没送我们去日托 They didn't get us nannies or put us in daycare,
因为她们知道 这么做 because they knew if they did
我们就会发现这世上有别的女人 we'd find out there are other women out there who
比自己的妈妈更称职 were better mothers than they were.
我曾经有过一个保姆 You know, I had a nanny for a while growing up.
-曼茨夫人 -你也有过保姆 - Mrs. Muntz. - You had a nanny?
其实 她更像是 Well, actually, she was more like
法庭指派的社工 a court-appointed social worker.
我妈有时会犯些事 My mom did a little time.
她喜欢波旁酒和 She had a thing for bourbon and...
入店行窃 shoplifting.
真可怜 Oh. Sorry.
曼茨顽固不化 铁石心肠 Muntz was a hard-ass. No mercy.
是个严格又刻板的人 In fact, she was such a disciplinarian
所以在我妈假释出狱时 that when my mom made parole,
我还是很高兴见到她的 I was actually happy to see her.
真的吗 Really?
比起曼茨 我宁愿和我妈在一起 Yeah. Lesser of two evils.
我得去找把钥匙 Anyway, I gotta find a key.
-回头见 -拜 - See you later. - Bye.
谢谢你帮了扎克 Thanks for your help with Zach before.
不客气 希望他能顺利摆脱阴影 It's my pleasure. I hope he comes out of this ok.
他有点乖僻 不过应该是个好孩子 He's a little squirrelly, but he seems like a good kid.
是啊 Yeah.
朱莉接受了吗 So, how's Julie taking all this?
不太能接受 她怪我不是个好妈妈 Not well. She accused me of not being a good mother.
你当然是个好妈妈 No, you're a great mom.
其实她说得没错 Well, she was sort of right.
离婚之后 我很多事都依赖她 After my divorce, I really leaned on her a lot.
人之常情嘛 Seems natural.
但现在仍这样 And I still kinda do it.
我只是想找个人聊聊大人的事情 I just want somebody to talk to about all my adult stuff,
而她就在那儿 表现得那么成熟 and she's right there, and she just acts so mature,
我都忘了她才13岁 I forget she's thirteen.
好消息是从现在开始 Well, the good news is that from now on,
你要是想找人谈谈大人的事 if you ever want to talk to somebody about grown-up stuff,
可以找我 you got me.
我不能什么都跟你讲啊 I can't talk to you about everything.
万一我想谈谈自己迷死了 What if I want to talk about the big crush I have
街对面的水管工呢 on the plumber that lives across the street?
-迷死了 -是啊 - Big crush, huh? - Oh, yeah.
那你可得再多说点 Well, you'd have to tell me more.
他的微笑摄人心魄 Well... He's got a smile that's to die for.
更别提他的纹身了 And don't get me started on his tattoo.
谢谢你 Thanks.
布里 Oh, Bree.
真是稀客啊 What a nice surprise.
你要进来吗 Would you like to come in?
那要看情况了 Well, that depends.
你在跟我的丈夫暗渡陈仓吗 Are you having an affair with my husband?
要再来点土豆泥吗 Would you like some more potatoes?
你已经问过了 You already asked me that.
抱歉 看到你平安无事我太放松了 Sorry. I'm so relieved you're safe,
脑子都不灵光了 I'm not thinking straight.
是否意味着你不会把我送回银羽了 Does that mean you're not gonna send me back to Silvercrest?
你要明白 你的暴力行为 You've gotta understand, your behavior, the violence,
擅自闯进范德坎普家 breaking into the Van de Kamps...
我不知道你是怎么回事 I just didn't know what you were going through.
你本可以问我的 You could have asked me.
我一直记得那些事 I've been remembering things...
我小时候发生的事 things from when I was little.
-什么样的事 -可怕的事 - What kind of things? - Awful things.
扎克 听我说 Zach, listen to me.
有时候回首过去不是好事 Sometimes it's not good to look back on the past.
可我忍不住 But I can't help it.
那些画面一直萦绕在我脑袋里 These images just keep popping into my head.
那你就得想办法忘掉它们 You've got to find a way to push them back out again.
好吧 Ok.
再来点土豆泥 More potatoes?
好的 Yes, please.
恢复平静的生活真好啊 Sure is nice to be back to normal.
你应该知道雷克斯仍然很爱你 You should know that Rex still loves you... very much.
-他说的吗 -是的 - He said that? - Yes.
那他为什么还那么不开心呢 Then why is he so unhappy?
他有一些需要 He has certain needs,
却又害怕跟你谈论它们 and he's afraid to discuss them with you.
需要 是性方面的需要吗 Needs? Like... sexual needs?
没错 Yes.
你满足了他的需要吗 And have you fulfilled those needs?
我明白了 I see.
你这个厚颜无耻的女人 You are pretty brazen for a woman who just admitted,
居然这么平静地承认跟我丈夫上床 however tacitly, that she just slept with my husband.
我要是告诉别人 If I told anyone in this neighbor,
大家都会唾弃你 they would never speak to you again.
你不会告诉别人的 You're not gonna tell a soul.
没错 你可能会恨我 Yeah, you may hate me,
可你更讨厌被羞辱的感觉 but you'd hate the humiliation a lot more.
我不恨你 梅茜 我可怜你 Oh, I don't hate you, Maisy. I pity you.
-嗨 -嗨 勒奈特 - Hi. - Oh, hey, Lynette.
-你要出门了吗 -是的 - You heading out now? - Yep.
我会晚点回来 家里一切照旧 I'll be home late, so just the usual routine.
睡午觉奖励一分钱 A nap for penny and...
5点后不能吃糖 我知道 I know, no sugar after five. I got it.
你最棒了 You're the best.
还有件事 Oh, one more thing.
晚餐吃玉米热狗时 Since the boys are having corndogs for dinner,
我希望你能让他们吃点蔬菜下去 I'd like you to make sure they get a vegetable to go with it.
-球芽甘蓝 -铁元素丰富 - Brussels sprouts? - They're full of iron.
保证他们都吃干净了 Make sure they clean their plates.
没问题 我自有办法 Not a problem. I have this trick.
我要在蔬菜上洒满奶酪 I cover the veggies with some cheese.
真够狡猾的 Ooh. You sly dog.
当晚 勒奈特坐下来看自己拍摄的 That night Lynette settled in to watch her personal pick
年度最佳逗趣电影 for fell-good movie of the year.
你们得把芽甘蓝吃了 You need to eat your Brussels sprouts.
-芽甘蓝 最恶心了 -我不吃 - Brussels sprouts? Disgusting! - I don't want this!
你们要吃 别扔了 Hey! Yes, you do! Don't throw them.
-快住手 -我讨厌芽甘蓝 - Hey! Hey, stop it! - I hate Brussels sprouts!
你们都住手 You guys, stop it!
别扔我 快停下 Do not throw them at me. Cut it out!
他们给我做手术了 They operated, huh?
当然做了 They sure did.
手术顺利吗 How'd it go?
很顺利 It went well.
大夫说你有如重获新生 The surgeon says you're gonna be as good as new.
-你刚刚哭过 -是的 - You look like you've been crying. - I have.
我真害怕你会死掉 I was so afraid you were gonna die.
有好多事我还没机会告诉你呢 There's so many things I haven't had a chance to tell you.
-真抱歉让你这么担心 -没关系 - I'm sorry you were so worried. - That's ok.
你现在怎样 雷克斯 How are you now, Rex?
够坚强来听 Are you strong enough
我要跟你讲的事吗 to listen to the things I need to tell you?
当然 亲爱的 Sure, honey.
我知道你还很爱我 I know you still love me.
梅茜告诉我的 Maisy told me.
是吗 She did?
雷克斯 此刻起我不再是你妻子 As of this moment, Rex, I am no longer your wife.
我会去找个 I am gonna go out and find
最擅于复仇的律师 the most vindictive lawyer I can find,
然后掏空你的一切 and together we are going to eviscerate you.
我要夺走你的金钱 I am gonna take away your money,
你的家庭 还有你的尊严 your family and your dignity.
-听见了吗 -布里 - Do you hear me? - Bree...
得知你还爱着我 我很兴奋 And I am so thrilled to know that you still love me.
因为我要把人所能承受的 Because I want what's about to happen to you...
最极致的伤害加诸于你 ...to hurt as much as is humanly possible.
我很高兴在你死之前 I'm so glad you didn't die before
还有机会告诉你这些 I got a chance to tell you that.
信任 脆弱得不堪一击 Trust is a fragile thing.
-拜 伙计们 -拜 妈妈 - Bye, guys! - Bye, mom!
一旦获得 信任会赋予我们极大的自由 Once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom.
可一旦失去 就再也无法挽回 But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover.
[婚姻家庭专案]
当然事实是 我们不知道该信任谁 Of course, the truth is, we never know who we can trust.
即便最亲近的人也会背叛我们 Those we're closest to can betray us.
警察 快开门 Police, open up!
而拯救我们的也可能是陌生人 And total strangers can come to our rescue.
最终 大部分人选择只相信自己 In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves.
这是让我们 It really is the simplest way
远离伤害的最简单途径 to keep from getting burned.