银行劫匪令警方 束手无策
独家报道
银行劫匪令警方 束手无策
独家报道
18个月前
他们就那么走了出去 They just walked out of there!
是啊 我就坐在你边上 Yeah, I know, I was sort of sitting next to you.
整个沃特斯家族 就这么走了出去 The whole Waters family. They just walked right out of there!
-是啊 我就在房间里 -他们怎么做到的 - Again, I was in the room. - How do they always manage that?!
他们很厉害 They're good.
他们很贪婪 一定会再次犯案 They're greedy and they'll do it again,
下次一定抓他们个现行 and next time we're going to catch them in the act.
怎么抓 How?
谁偷了我们的两百万
12个月前
-没抓到 -他们总是知道我们要来 - No good? - They always know we're coming.
怎么会这样 How do they always know?!
他们很厉害 做足了准备 They're good, they work at it.
-他们绝不会罢手的 -我们也是 - They're never going to stop. - Well, neither are we.
警方仍然无法给沃特斯帮定罪
六个月前
沃特斯帮再次脱罪
三个月前
-格雷格 -抓现行 - Greg... - In the act!
只有这一个办法 抓现行 It's the only way we're going to do this, in the act!
昨天
警报关闭
检测出系统入侵
还阻隔着报警器吗 They're still blocking it?
是的 黑客手段高超 Yeah. Very efficiently hacked.
他们现在一定很洋洋自得 They must be bloody pleased with themselves.
一定是 They must be.
准备好了吗 Right then?
不 你去逮捕 这次功劳归你 老大 Ah, no! No, you've got to make the arrest. This one's yours, boss.
你从没叫过我老大 You've never called me boss before.
看看你办事利索时会发生什么啊 Oh, well, look what happens when you're good.
生活不可能永远一帆风顺 You know how most days aren't good days?
今天就是顺利的时候 This is a good day.
对于沃特斯家族可不是 Not for the Waters family.
屋顶上安排了十个人 覆盖所有出口 OK, ten men on the roof, all exits covered.
银行关闭了 不用担心人质 The bank's closed, so we've no hostages to worry about.
抱歉 你继续说 Sorry, no, go on. Go on.
隧道入口也安排了人 Um, we've gotthe tunnel entrance covered...
戴维斯 维洛和克里斯蒂 And Davies, Willow and Christie are heading up
带特警去梅弗根路了 armed response on Mafeking Road.
-抱歉 我还是得看一下 -是他吧 - Sorry, I'd better get this. - It's him, isn't it?
求助
贝克街
求助
立刻
求助
贝克街
帮我
求你了
帮我
求你了
帮我
求你了
-我得走了 -什么 - I, I, I have to go. - What?!
-你逮捕他们 -不行 - You make the arrest. - No way!
抱歉 你会没事的 我不介意 Sorry, you'll be fine. I'm cool with this.
你走的话 功劳就会被琼斯占了 Jones will get all the credit if you leave now, you know he will.
无所谓了 我得走了 Yeah, well, yeah, it doesn't matter, I have to go.
支援 我需要最大支援 Back up! I need maximum back up!
马上去贝克街 Baker Street now!
出什么事了 What's going on?!
-太难了 -什么 - This is hard. - What?
真的很难 是我做过最艰难的事 Really hard. Hardest thing I've ever had to do.
如何写出
让人难忘的
伴郎致辞
你知道约翰有什么趣事吗 Do you know any funny stories about John?
什么 What?!
我需要他的轶事 没麻烦到你吧 I need anecdotes. Didn't go to any trouble, did you?
新福尔摩斯
人人影视英剧社倾情奉献
第三季 第二集
翻译 爱卿遛小鸟 见习狐狸 Leona 章鱼X 猫妖柒 卫老哥 王小麦 宅女之后 珞珞 泰斯 cath 沫沫 七个柚子酱 福尔摩斯·草
时间轴 夏洛克·吉吉 Kallen 今 宝宝
压制 灰灰是菇凉 特效 灰灰是菇凉 夏洛克·吉吉 宝宝
校对/总监 福尔摩斯·草草 特别鸣谢 POTO的小饭桶
三签名
-闭嘴 赫德森太太 -我什么都没说 - Shut up, Mrs Hudson. - I haven't said a word.
你正要提出一个问题 You're formulating a question,
看着你思考真是太痛苦了 it's physically painful watching you think.
我以为是你在拉奏呢 I thought it was you playing.
的确是 It was me playing.
我在作曲 I am composing.
你在跳舞 You were dancing.
-这是实地演练 -什么 - I was road-testing. - You what?
你上来干什么 Why are you here?
我给你送早茶 平时这个点你都睡着呢 I'm bringing you your morning tea. You're not usually awake.
你早上还给我送茶 You bring me tea in the morning?
不然你以为是哪来的 Well, where do you think it came from?
不知道 天上掉的 I don't know. I just thought it sort of happened.
这都要怪你母亲 Your mother has a lot to answer for.
是啊 我有一单子的事要怪她 Hmm, I know. I have a list.
麦考夫有一厚本呢 Mycroft has a file.
今天就是大日子了 So, it's the big day then.
什么大日子 What big day?
婚礼 约翰和玛丽要结婚了 The wedding! John and Mary getting married.
两个正在同居的人要去教堂 Two people who currently livetogether are about to attend church,
办派对 度个假 have a party, go on a short holiday,
接着继续同居 then carry on living together.
-这算什么"大日子" -婚姻会改变一个人 - What's big about that? - It changes people, marriage.
才不会 Hmm, no it doesn't.
你怎么会懂 你总是孤身一人 Well, you wouldn't understand, cos you always live alone.
你丈夫因两件命案被处以死刑 Your husband was executed for double murder.
你可没立场说伴侣关系 You're hardly an advert for companionship.
婚姻会方方面面改变一个人 你绝对想象不到 Marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can't imagine.
注射处死也会 As does lethal injection.
我最好的朋友玛格丽特 我的首席伴娘 My best friend, Margaret, she was my chief bridesmaid,
我们一直说要友谊天长地久 we were going to be best friendsforever, we always said that,
但婚礼之后我几乎没见过她 but I hardly saw her after that.
茶不该配饼干吗 Aren't there usually biscuits?
-家里没了 -店里有吧 - I've run out. - Have the shops?
她哭了一整天 说这是一段时光的终结 She cried the whole day, saying, "Ooh, it's the end of an era."
转角那家店一定开着 I'm sure the shop on the corner is open.
也许她说得对 我记得她提前退席了 She was probably right, really. I remember she left early.
谁会提前离开婚礼啊 真是悲伤 I mean, who leaves a wedding early? So sad.
不管怎样 你还有事要做 Anyway, you've gotthings to do.
-没有啊 我有大把时间准备... -饼干 - No, not really. I've got plenty of time to get ready... - Biscuits!
我真得跟你母亲谈谈了 I really am going to have a word with your mother.
尽管去好了 她可听不进别人的话 You can if you like, she understands very little.
好吧 Right then.
上战场 Into battle.
恭喜 Congratulations!
站那别动 我想拍这对新人 OK, hold it there, I want to get this shot of the newlyweds.
就新郎新娘 Er, just the bride and groom, please.
-夏洛克 -抱歉 - Sherlock... - Oh, sorry.
好了 三二一 茄子 OK, three, two, one, cheese.
大名鼎鼎的福尔摩斯先生 幸会 The famous Mr Holmes. I'm very pleased to meet you.
-但不跟你上床 -什么 - But no sex, OK? - Sorry?!
不用这么害怕 我逗你呢 You don't have to look so scared, I'm only messing.
伴郎伴娘 这是传统啊 Bridesmaid, best man, it's a bit traditional.
-是吗 -但不是强制的 - Is it? - But not obligatory.
如果你想的是这种事 If that's the sort of thing you're looking for,
那边穿蓝衬衣的男士是你的最佳对象 the man over there in blue is your best bet.
这位医生最近刚离婚 养了一只姜黄色的猫 Recently divorced doctor with a ginger cat...
有套改建房 有过勃起障碍病史 a barn conversion and a history of erectile dysfunction.
再想想这一点 也许他不是你的最佳对象 Reviewing that information, possibly not your best bet.
是啊 也许不是 Yeah, maybe not.
抱歉 不小心多做了一个推理 Sorry, there was one more deduction there than I was expecting.
福尔摩斯先生 你会非常有用 Mr Holmes, you're going to be incredibly useful.
你好 很高兴见到你 Hello. Lovely to meet you.
-你好吗 -你真美 玛丽 - How are you? - Beautiful, Mary.
-谢谢 -恭喜 - Thank you. - Congratulations.
-大卫 -玛丽 - David! - Ah, ah, Mary.
-恭喜 你今天很漂亮 -多谢 - Congratulations, you look, um, very nice. - Thanks.
-约翰 恭喜了 你真幸运 -谢谢 - John, congratulations. You're a lucky man. - Thank you.
大卫 这是夏洛克 Um, David, this is Sherlock.
对 我们 我们见过 Um, yeah, we've um... We've met.
那么 作为迎宾员我的职责到底是什么 So, what exactly are my duties as an usher?
我们先来谈谈玛丽 Let's talk about Mary first.
-什么 -我想你很清楚 - Sorry, what? - Well, I think you know what.
你曾跟她有过两年的恋情 You went out with her for two years.
很久以前了 我们现在只是好朋友 Er, ages ago. We're... We're just good friends now.
真的吗 Is that a fact?
只要她一发推特 你都会在五分钟内回复 Whenever she tweets, you respond within five minutes,
任何时间地点都是如此 regardless of time or current location,
说明你对她的动态设了短信提醒 suggesting you have her on text alert.
在你脸谱网有关这一对的相册里 In your Facebook photographs of the happy couple,
玛丽在镜头中央 Mary takes centre frame,
而约翰总是照不全或干脆不在镜头里 whereas John is always partly or entirely excluded.
你不能因为这些 Well, you can't assume from that
就认为我对玛丽还余情未了 I've still got some kind of interest in Mary...
前后不下三次 You volunteered to be a shoulder
你主动表示可以对她给予安慰 to cry on on no less than three separate occasions.
你还有什么想辩解的吗 Do you have anything to say in your defence?
从现在起 你被降格到"泛泛之交"的行列 I think from now on, we'll downgrade you to casual acquaintance.
一年中计划内的社交来往不得超过三次 No more than three planned social encounters a year
而且约翰必须在场 and always in John's presence.
我有你的联络方式 我会进行监督 I have your contact details. I will be monitoring.
他们说得对 你就是个精神病 They're right about you. You're a bloody psychopath.
是高功能反社会人格 而且有你的电话 High functioning sociopath, with your number.
-你好 亲爱的 -谢谢 - Hello. Darling. - Thank you.
-你今天真美 -谢谢 - You look fabulous. - Thank you.
感谢你能出席 谢谢 Thanks for coming, thank you.
是的 你表现很好 阿奇 Er, yes, well done in the service, Archie.
他不再那么拒人于千里了 He's really come out of his shell.
真不知道你怎么做到的 I don't know how you did it.
基本上只要对新娘甜甜一笑 Basically it's a cute smile to the bride's side,
-再对新郎甜甜一笑 然后递上戒指 -不要 - cute smile to the groom's side and then the rings. - No.
-而且你需要穿正装 -不要 - And you have to wear the outfit. - No.
-你真的需要穿正装 -为什么 - You really do have to wear the outfit. - What for?
-成年人都喜欢这一套 -为什么 - Grown-ups like that sort of thing. - Why?
不知道 我回头找人问问 I don't know, I'll ask one.
你是个侦探 You're a detective.
-是 -你破过谋杀案吗 - Yep. - Have you solved any murders?
-当然 有很多 -我能看看吗 - Sure, loads. - Can I see?
行啊 Yeah, all right.
他眼睛里那些是什么 What's all the stuff in his eye?
-蛆 -好酷 - Maggots. - Cool!
他说你会给他看些照片 当做奖励 He said you had some pictures for him, as a treat?
是 如果他表现好的话 Er, yes, if he's good.
-砍头照哦 -美丽的小村庄 - Beheadings. - Lovely little village.
你说什么 What did you say?
别动 Hold it.
很好 Nice.
-我饿死了 -谢谢 - I'm starving. - Thanks.
我瘦好多才能穿得下这件婚纱 I had to lose so much weight to get into this dress.
他挺不错 Hmm, he's nice.
身上有两款名牌除臭剂的味道 Traces of two leading brands of deodorant,
卖点都是强力除臭 both advertised for their strength,
说明有长期体臭问题 suggestive of a chronic body odour problem,
面临压力时会发作 manifesting under stress.
好吧 那算了 那他朋友呢 OK, done there. What about his friend?
-爱情长跑 出轨成瘾 -真的啊 - Long-term relationship, compulsive cheat. - Seriously?
智能手机贴了防水保护层 Waterproof cover on his smart-phone.
而他的肤色表明他并不从事室外工作 Yet his complexion doesn't indicate outdoor work.
这就表示他有洗澡带上手机的习惯 It suggests he's in the habit of taking his phone into the shower with him,
说明他经常收到见不得光的短信和邮件 which means he often receives texts and emails he'd rather went unseen.
我能把你留下吗 Can I keep you?
-你喜欢破案吗 -有空位给我吗 - Do you like solving crimes? - Do you have a vacancy?
-海瑞呢 -不 她不来 - So, Harry? - Er, no. No show.
亲爱的 真遗憾 Darling, I'm so sorry.
我看邀请她本来就不靠谱 Yeah, it was a bit of a punt asking her, I suppose.
而且免费酒吧和她最好别混到一起 Still, free bar, wouldn't have been a good mix.
老天 Oh. God, wow!
-那是... -他来了 - Is that...? - He came.
就是那位了 邵托少校 So that's him, Major Sholto.
如果他们关系真那么好 If they're such good friends,
为什么他几乎从不提起他 why does he barely even mention him?
他总跟我提起他 一直不停地说 He mentions him all the time to me, never shuts up about him.
聊他 About him?
呃 这酒可是我选的呢 真难喝 Urgh! I chose this wine, it's bloody awful!
-是 你确定他一直在说的人是他吗 -嗯 - Yes, but it's definitely him that he talks about? - Mm-hmm.
见到你非常高兴 长官 I'm very, very, glad to see you, sir.
我知道你通常不会出席这种场合 I know you don't really do this sort of thing.
为了老朋友我愿意来 华生 Well, I do for old friends, Watson.
约翰 John.
-见到你很高兴 -我也是 - It's good to see you. - You too.
平民生活很适合你啊 Civilian life suiting you, then?
是啊 我觉得是 长官 Er, er, yes. Well, I think so, sir.
不用看心理医生了吗 No more need for the trick cyclist?
不 偶尔会去看看 算是调剂 No, I go now and then. Sort of a top-up.
心理治疗挺有帮助 Therapy can be very helpful.
你现在住在哪里 Where are you living these days?
与世隔绝的地方 你肯定不知道 Oh, way out in the middle of nowhere. You wouldn't know it.
-你气色不错... -我从没听他提过他 - You look well... - I've never even heard him say his name.
-他差不多算是隐士了 自从... -是啊 - Well, he's almost a recluse, you know, since... - Yes.
我都没想到他会出现 I didn't think he'd show up at all.
约翰说他是他见过最不善交际的人了 John says he's the most unsociable man he's ever met.
说他吗 他是最不善交际的人吗 He is? He's the most unsociable?
所以他就像只小狗一样在他身边蹦来蹦去 Ah, that's why he's bouncing around him like a puppy.
夏洛克呀 Oh, Sherlock!
我俩都不是他最先遇见的重要的人 Neither of us were the first, you know.
-别笑了 -今天可是我的婚礼呀 - Stop smiling. - It's my wedding day!
喂 怎么了 夏洛克 Yes? What, Sherlock?
你怎么气喘吁吁的 Why are you out of breath?
-我在归档 -你要么是在做不雅的事 - Filing. - Either I've caught you in a compromising position
要么是又开始健身了 or you've been working out again.
-我偏向于后者 -你到底有什么事 - I favour the latter. - What do you want?
我需要你给我个答复 麦考夫 十分紧急 I need your answer, Mycroft, as a matter of urgency.
-什么答复 -就算已经到了最后关头 - Answer? - Even at the eleventh hour,
也不算太晚 你懂的 it's not too late, you know.
天啊 Oh, Lord!
调辆车 征用架私人飞机什么的 Cars can be ordered, private jets commandeered.
是今天 就是今天 对吧 Today. It's today, isn't it?
夏洛克 你虽然诗意地称之为"值夜班" No, Sherlock, I will not be coming to the night-do,
但我不会去的 as you so poetically put it.
真可惜 约翰和玛丽会很开... What a shame. Mary and John will be extremely d...
很开心我不到场 Delighted not to have me hanging around.
这可未必 Oh, I don't know.
盛宴上总该有鬼怪出席 There should always be a spectre at the feast.
大喜之日到底还是来了 So, this is it, then? The big day.
看来我以后应该能更经常地见到你了 I suppose I'll be seeing a lot more of you from now on.
-你什么意思 -就和以前一样 - What do you mean? - Just like old times.
我不明白你是什么意思 No, I don't understand.
一段时光结束了 对吧 Well, it's the end of an era, isn't it?
约翰和玛丽要过上幸福的婚姻生活了 John and Mary, domestic bliss.
不 我倒觉得这是新篇章的开始 No, no, no. I prefer to think of it as the beginning of a new chapter.
-怎么了 -没什么 - What? - Nothing.
你那沉默 什么意思 I know that silence. What?
我还是让你回去继续参加婚礼吧 Well, I'd better let you get back to it.
你不是还得发言什么的吗 You have a big speech or something, don't you?
-什么意思 -蛋糕 卡拉OK 四处勾搭 - What? - Cakes, karaoke, mingling.
-麦考夫 -普通人都这样 夏洛克 - Mycroft! - This is what people do, Sherlock.
结婚 They get married.
我警告过你了 别牵扯太深 I warned you, don't get involved.
-我才没有啊 -是啊 - Involved? I'm not involved. - No...
约翰让我做他的伴郎 我怎么能拒绝呢 John asked me to be his best man, how could I say no?
-说得很对 -我没有牵扯什么 - Absolutely. - I'm not involved.
我相信你 真心的 I believe you. Really, I do.
祝你玩得开心 替我向新婚夫妇致意 Have a lovely day and do givethe happy couple my best.
好的 I will.
对了 夏洛克 你还记得红胡子吗 Oh, by the way, Sherlock, do you remember Redbeard?
我已经不是小孩了 麦考夫 I'm not a child anymore, Mycroft.
当然了 No, of course you're not.
享受你的"旁观者清"吧 夏洛克 Enjoy not getting involved, Sherlock.
请安静 有请伴郎发言 Pray silence for the best man.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
亲朋好友们 family and friends,
以及 and...
其他人 others.
还有 A-also...
-格雷格 -茉莉 - Greg. - Molly.
我刚想到一件事 I've just had a thought.
这是人脑吗 Is that a brain?
要是约翰让夏洛克当伴郎怎么办 What if John asks Sherlock to be his best man?
-那是肯定的 -正是 - Well, he will, won't he? He's bound to. - Exactly.
-怎么了 -那他就得在一群人面前发言 - So? - So, he'll have to make a speech, in front of people.
会有很多人在场真正听他发言 There'll be actual people there, actually listening.
再糟能糟到什么程度呢 Well, what's the worst that could happen?
海伦-露易丝估计当时也是这么想的 Helen-Louise probably wondered the same.
海伦-露易丝是谁 Helen-Louise?
喂 亲爱的 Oh, hello dear.
我在想 如果约翰让夏洛克... I was just thinking, if John does ask Sherlock...
你说发言吗 亲爱的 不会有问题的 What, the speech, dear? No, it'll be fine.
不过并不是发言这么简单吧 It's not just the speech, though, is it?
太棒了 Oh, brilliant!
-赫德森太太 -你好 亲爱的 - Mrs Hudson? - Hello, darling.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我来看看夏洛克 心想你是不是... I was coming to see Sherlock and I thought you were...
-不 -可能快死了 - No... - Possibly dying.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
出什么事了 What's wrong?
电报 The telegrams!
你说什么 Sorry, what?
真抱歉 Oh, sorry.
电报 Telegrams!
对了 Right, um...
首先是...电报 First things first, telegrams.
倒并不是真正意义上的电报了 Well, they're not actually telegrams,
我们只是称其为电报而已 We just call them telegrams.
我也不知道为什么 婚礼习俗什么的 I don't know why. Wedding tradition.
好像习俗还不够多似的 Because we don't have enough of that already, apparently.
致华生夫妇 "To Mr and Mrs Watson,
抱歉大喜之日不能到场 "So sorry I am unable to be with you on your special day.
谨献上我最美好的祝愿 迈克·史丹佛 "Good luck and best wishes, Mike Stanford."
致约翰和玛丽 祝你们的大喜之日一切顺利 "To John and Mary, all good wishes for your special day,
爱你们 献上大大的... "With love and many big...
大大的熊抱 史黛拉和泰德 "Big squishy cuddles from Stella and Ted."
玛丽 爱你... "Mary, lots of love...
-然后呢 -小亲亲 - Yeah? - "Poppet.
献上我最诚挚的祝愿 凯姆 Oodles of love and heaps of good wishes from Cam.
真希望你的家人能在场 "Wish your family could have seen this."
今天意义重大 意义十分重大 "Special day..." "Very special day..."
爱你 爱你 爱你 爱你 爱你 "Love..." "Love..." "Love..." "Love..." "Love..."
大概都是这个意思 你们都懂的 Bit of a theme, you get the general gist.
大家都满怀爱意 People are basically fond.
约翰·华生 John Watson.
我的朋友 约翰·华生 My friend, John Watson.
约翰 John...
约翰跟我提起伴郎这回事时 我还有点困惑 When John first broached the subject of being best man, I was confused.
-夏洛克 -楼下是什么动静 - Sherlock? - What was that noise downstairs?
是赫德森太太在笑 Oh, it was Mrs Hudson laughing.
我还以为她在虐待猫头鹰呢 Hmm, it sounded like she was torturing an owl.
反正她是在笑 Yeah, well, it was laughter.
说不定二者兼有 Could have been both.
在忙吗 Busy?
给自己找点事做罢了 有时不抽烟真是难 Oh, just occupying myself. Sometimes it's so hard not smoking.
能跟你聊两句吗 Mind if I interrupt?
请便 Be my guest.
喝茶吗 Tea?
那么 问你个问题 So, er, the big question.
伴郎 The best man.
[字面意思为"最好的人"]
最好的人 The best man?
-你意下如何 -比利·金凯德 - What do you think? - Billy Kincaid.
什么 Sorry, what?
比利·金凯德 卡姆登连环勒杀案凶手 Billy Kincaid, the Camden Garrotter,
他是我认识的最好的人 best man I ever knew.
默默地给慈善机构捐了很多钱 Vast contributions to charity, never disclosed.
令三家医院免受倒闭之灾 Personally managed to save three hospitals from closure
还经营着英格兰北部最棒最安全的儿童福利院 and ran the best and safest children's homes in north England.
虽然时不时地会勒死几个人 Yes, every now and again there'd be some garrotings,
不过考虑到他拯救的生命 but stacking up the lives saved against the garrotings,
-二者一抵消 要我说... -是我的婚礼 - on balance I'd say he... - For my wedding.
是为我 我需要一位伴郎 For me, I need a best man.
-这样啊 -勒杀凶手大概不合适 - Oh, right. - Maybe not a garrotter.
-嘉文呢 -谁 - Gavin? - Who?
嘉文·雷斯垂德 他很擅长...为人 Gavin Lestrade? He's a man and good at it.
他叫格雷格 而且他不是我最好的朋友 It's Greg. And he's not my best friend.
我知道了 迈克·史丹佛 Oh, Mike Stanford, I see.
他很不错 但不知道他能不能应付... Well, he's nice. Um, though I'm not sure how well he'd cope with all...
迈克很棒 但他不是我最好的朋友 No, Mike's great, but HE'S not my best friend.
夏洛克 这是我这辈子最重大的一天 Look, Sherlock, this is the biggest and most important day of my life.
-这个嘛... -没错 就是的 - Well... - No, it is. It is.
我想和我最在乎的 最爱的两个人 And I want to be up there with the two people
-一起度过这一天 -当然 - that I love and care about most in the world. -Yes.
-玛丽·莫斯坦 -是的 - So Mary Morstan... - Yes.
还有就是 And...
你 you.
我得说 起初我并没意识到他是要请我做伴郎 I confess at first I didn't realise he was asking me.
当我明白过来 我向他表达了 When finally I understood, I expressed to him
我很荣幸 也很惊讶 that I was both flattered and surprised.
我对他说 我从没想到他会找我来 I explained to him that I'd never expected this request
同时我也有些不知所措 and I was a little daunted in the face of it.
夏洛克 Sherlock...
尽管如此 我还是保证会 I nonetheless promised I would do my very best
尽力完成这个对我而言 to accomplish a task which was, for me,
最为困难也最具挑战的任务 as demanding and difficult as any I had ever contemplated.
另外 我感谢他对我的信任 Additionally, I thanked him for the trust he placed in me
同时我也表示 and indicated that I was,
在某种程度上 我几乎被感动了 in some ways, very close to being moved by it.
你这样有点吓人 No, it's getting a bit scary now.
但实际上 这些话我都没说出来 It later transpired that I'd said none of this out loud.
那么... So, in fact...
-你是说 -是的 - You, you mean... - Yes.
我是你 最好的 I'm your... best...
-伴郎 -朋友 - Man. - Friend?
是的 你当然是 Yeah, of course you are.
当然了 你是我最好的朋友 Of course... You're my best friend.
味道怎么样 How was that?
出乎意料 还不错 Surprisingly OK.
当然 你得做个讲话 So you'll have to make a speech, of course.
讲过了 讲过了 Done that. Done that.
这也讲过了 讲过了 Done that bit, done that bit.
讲过了 Done that bit. Hmm.
约翰 恐怕我无法祝贺你 I'm afraid, John, I can't congratulate you.
所有的情感 尤其是爱 All emotions, and in particular love,
都和被我奉为至高无上的理性相违背 stand opposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things.
婚礼在我看来 A wedding is, in my considered opinion,
不过是为庆祝 nothing short of a celebration
这个病态的 道德缺失的世界上 of all that is false and specious and irrational
所有的错误 虚伪 无理以及冲动 and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world.
今天我们所尊崇的 Today we honour the deathwatch beetle
是将要毁灭这个社会的蛀虫 that is the doom of our society,
将来它也一定会终结整个人类 and in time, one feels certain, our entire species.
-不过 我们还是说说约翰吧 -拜托了 - But anyway, let's talk about John. - Please.
如果我愿意在冒险时带上一个助手 If I burden myself with a little helpmate during my adventures,
不会是因为动了感情 或是心血来潮 this is not out of sentiment or caprice,
而是因为他有着诸多优良的品质 it is that he has many fine qualities of his own
只是他自己忽略了 因为对我太过着迷 that he has overlooked in his obsession with me.
其实 如果我被认为是思维敏锐 Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes,
都是因为约翰极为无私地衬托了我 in truth, from the extraordinary contrast John so selflessly provides.
我想 新娘在她们最重要的一天 It is a fact, I believe, that brides tend to favour
总是会偏爱平凡无奇的女傧们 exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day.
新郎和伴郎也很类似 There is a certain analogy there, I feel.
可以说 对比 And contrast is, after all,
是上帝增强自己作品美感的方式 God's own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation.
除非上帝只是个荒谬的幻想 Or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy
只为给愚人们提供职业而存在 designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot.
我想说的就是 我是一个 The point I'm trying to make is that I am
极为讨厌的 无礼的 the most unpleasant, rude,
愚蠢的 可恨的混蛋 ignorant and all-round obnoxious arsehole
谁遇见我 都是一种不幸 that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet.
我对美德不屑一顾 I am dismissive of the virtuous,
对美好视而不见 unaware of the beautiful
对幸福理解不能 and uncomprehending in the face of the happy.
所以 如果受邀做伴郎时我无法理解 So if I didn't understand I was being asked to be best man,
那只是因为 我从未想过我能成为谁最好的朋友 it is because I never expected to be anybody's best friend.
更别说 成为我有幸认识的 And certainly not the best friend
最勇敢 最善良 最聪慧的人 of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being
最好的朋友 I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.
约翰 我是个荒唐的家伙 John, I am a ridiculous man.
是你温暖而坚定的友谊拯救了我 Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship.
但是 作为你最好的朋友 But, as I am apparently your best friend,
我无法赞同你对伴侣的选择 I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion.
不过 现在可以了 Actually, now I can.
玛丽 如果我说你配得上这个男人 Mary, when I say you deserve this man,
这就是我能想到的最高赞誉了 it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.
约翰 你经受过战争 John, you have endured war
受过创伤和失去的痛苦 and injury and tragic loss -
再次为最后那个道一次道歉 so sorry again about that last one -
请你明白 今天在你身边的 so know this, today you sit
是你选做妻子的女人 和你所拯救的男人 between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved.
也就是 这世上最爱你的两个人 In short, the two people who love you most in all this world.
在此 我想对你说 我们永远不会辜负你 And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say,
我知道玛丽也是这么想的 we will never let you down
我们会用一生去证明这一点 and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.
我要是想抱他 一定拦住我 If I try and hug him, stop me.
才不会呢 Certainly not.
好的 现在我们说说约翰的趣事 Ah, yes. Now onto some funny stories about John.
怎么了 怎么回事 你们都怎么了 约翰 What's wrong? What happened? Why are you all doing that? John?
夏洛克 Oh, Sherlock!
-我做错了什么吗 -不 没有 来 - Did I do it wrong? - No, you didn't. Come here.
-我还没说完呢 -我知道 我知道 - I haven't finished yet. - Yeah, I know, I know.
-现在来说说... -你能等我坐下再说吗 - So onto some funny stories now... - Can you wait till I sit down?
好的 约翰的趣事 So, onto some funny stories about John.
你们要是都开心点就好了 If you could all just cheer up a bit, that would be better.
现在开始 On we go.
要找趣事 So for funny stories,
没有比约翰的博客更好的了 one has to look no further than John's blog.
这里记录着我们共度的时光 The record of our time together.
当然 他喜欢把事实浪漫化 Of course, he does tend to romanticise things a bit,
不过呢 他就是个浪漫主义者 but then, you know, he's a romantic.
我们解决过一些奇怪的案子 We've tackled some strange cases.
不存在的委托人 The Hollow Client...
毒巨人 The Poison Giant...
蹲下 约翰 Get down, John!
还有些令人沮丧的案件 We've had some frustrating cases...
那是什么 What is that?
一个法国十项全能选手被发现时精神失常 A French decathlete found completely out of his mind,
周围环绕着1812个火柴盒 surrounded by 1,812 matchboxes,
全是空的 除了这一盒 all empty except this one.
这盒里面有什么 And what's in that one?
无法解释 Inexplicable.
感人的案件 Touching cases...
她打算按门铃 She's going to ring the doorbell.
不对 她改主意了 Oh, no. She's changed her mind.
她又回来了 不 她要走了 Oh, she's going to do it. No, she's leaving.
她走了 又转回来了 She's leaving. Oh, she's coming back.
她是委托人 很无趣 She's a client, she's boring.
以前见过类似状况 I've seen those symptoms before.
在人行道上徘徊不定 通常都是感情问题 Oscillation on the pavement always means there's a love affair.
当然我应该提一下房间里的大象 And of course I have to mention the elephant in the room...
但在这个特殊的日子 But we want something
我们需要一些特别的事情 very particular for this special day, don't we?
血染的卫兵 The Bloody Guardsman...
血染
的
卫兵
玛丽 教堂环节你的那部分要加强 Need to work on your half of the church, Mary,
略显不足 looking a bit thin.
孤儿嘛 我就只有很多朋友 Oh, orphan's lot. Friends, that's all I have, lots of friends.
按照安排 风琴于11点48分准时演奏 Schedule the organ music to begin at precisely 11:48...
还有两周才排练 淡定 But the rehearsal's not for another two weeks, just calm down.
淡定 我很淡定 非常淡定 Calm? I am calm. I'm extremely calm.
还是来谈宴会安排吧 来 Let's get back to the reception, come on.
约翰的表亲 坐主桌吗 John's cousin, top table?
她讨厌你 根本都不愿意想起你 Hmm, hates you. Can't even bear to think about you.
-真的吗 -二等邮件 卡片是便宜货 - Seriously? - Second class post, cheap card.
加油站买的 Bought at a petrol station.
看邮票 舔了三次 Look at the stamp, three attempts at licking,
她显然在下意识的咽唾沫 she's obviously unconsciously retaining saliva.
-那就把她丢到厕所旁边去 -好 - Ah, let's stick her by the bogs. - Oh, yes.
还有谁讨厌我 Who else hates me?
很好 多谢 Oh, great, thanks.
价值连城的画作被盗 似乎很有意思 "Priceless painting nicked." Looks interesting.
-第四桌 -完成 - Table four... - Done.
我丈夫是三个人 "My husband is three people."
-第五桌 -詹姆斯·邵托少校 他是谁 - Table five... - Major James Sholto - who he?
约翰以前的指挥官 John's old commanding officer.
-我觉得他不会去的 -他会去的 - I don't think he's coming. - He'll be there.
-来的话他会回复的 -他会去的 - Well, he needs to RSVP, then. - He'll be there.
我丈夫是三个人 很有意思 "My husband is three people." It's interesting.
他皮肤上的痣呈现三种不同的样子 It says he has three distinct patterns of moles on his skin.
三胞胎 五十万分之一的出生几率 Identical triplets, one in half a million births.
不用出门就能解决 Solved it without leaving the flat.
那么 餐巾叠成天鹅还是悉尼歌剧院 Now, serviettes... Swan or Sydney Opera House?
你在哪儿学的这一手 Where did you learn that?
刑侦领域 Many unexpected skills are required in the field
需要很多技能 of criminal investigation...
撒谎 夏洛克 Fibbing, sherlock.
我揭穿过一个不在场证明 I once broke an alibi by demonstrating
-方法是展示折痕的... -我不是约翰 - the exact severity of a fold... - I'm not John,
-我知道你在说谎 -好吧 找网上视频学的 - I can tell when you're fibbing. - OK, I learnt it on YouTube.
那就悉尼歌剧院 等一下 手机震动了 Opera House, please. Oh, hang on, I'm buzzing.
喂 Hello?
嗨 贝思 Oh, hi, Beth.
是啊 是啊 行啊 Yeah, yeah, I don't see why not.
如果是贝思 大概也要找我 等一下 Actually, if that's Beth, it's probably for me too, hang on.
他知道我们没有一个叫贝思的朋友 He knows we don't have a friend called Beth,
他会知道这是我们对的口令 he's going to figure out that it's code.
-他在网上学叠餐巾 -他想得周到 - He's YouTubing serviettes. - He's thorough.
-他害怕了 -当然不是 - He's terrified. - Of course he's not.
当你害怕一些事情 When you're scared of something you
你就希望快点发生 只为赶快完事 start wishing it sooner, just to get it all going.
他就是这样 That's what he's doing
我俩结婚 他怎么会害怕呢 But why would he be scared that we're getting married?
又不会改变什么 我们还是一起做事 It's not going to change anything, we'll still do stuff.
你得证明给他看 You need to prove it to him.
我说了让你给他找个案子 I told you to find him a new case.
-正在努力 -你得带他去遛遛 好吗 - I'm trying. - But you need to run him, oK?
让他知道你们还是老样子 Show him it's still the good old days.
我就是...一个不小心 That just sort of happened.
夏洛克 伙计 Sherlock, um, mate...
我 I have...
我闻了18种香水 I've smelled 18 different perfumes,
尝了九片蛋糕 I've sampled nine different slices of cake,
口味都一样 which all tasted identical.
我喜欢伴娘穿紫色 I like the bridesmaids in purple...
-淡紫色 -淡紫色 - Lilac. - Lilac.
没有什么还需要决定了 Um, there are no more decisions left to make.
我都不明白我们决定了什么 I don't even understand the decisions that we have made.
装模作样地提意见太累了 I'm faking opinions, and it's exhausting.
拜托你 在她回来之前 So, please, before she comes back...
找点事 pick something.
-什么都行 随便挑一件 -挑什么 - Anything. Pick one. - Pick what?
一个案子 你的收件箱爆满了 A case. Your inbox is bursting.
帮我离开这里 Just... get me out of here.
你想出去破案 现在吗 You want to go out on a case? Now?
拜托了 夏洛克 帮帮我 Please. Sherlock, for me.
完全不用担心 我帮你摆脱苦海 Don't you worry about a thing, I'll get you out of this.
亲爱的福尔摩斯先生 我是班布里奇 "Dear Mr Holmes, my name is Bainbridge.
我是女王陛下的皇家卫兵 "I'm a Private in Her Majesty's Household Guard.
我因为私人事务给你写信 "I'm writing to you about a personal matter...
这件事我不想告诉我的上级 "One I don't care to bring before my superiors,
听起来微不足道 "it would sound so trivial.
但我感觉有人跟踪我 "But I think someone's stalking me.
我习惯了游客 这是我工作的一部分 "I'm used to tourists, it's part of the job,
但这次不一样 "but this is different.
有人在监视我 "Someone's watching me.
他每天都拍我 "He's taking pictures of me every day.
我不想告诉少校 "I don't want to mention it to the Major,
但这件事的确很折磨我 but it's really preying on my mind."
制服控吗 女孩子都喜欢当兵的 Uniform fetishist? All the nice girls like a soldier.
是喜欢海员 而且班布里奇认为跟踪者是男的 It's "Sailor". And Bainbridge thinks his stalker is a bloke.
我们去调查吧 走吧 Let's go and investigate. Please.
-精英卫兵 -40名军官和士兵 - Elite guard. - 40 enlisted men and officers.
为什么选中这个卫兵 有意思 Why this particular Grenadier? Curious.
这就对了 Now you're talking.
好 OK.
拜 Bye!
我们要去...我需要夏洛克帮我... Er, we're just going to... I need, um, Sherlock to help me
挑选一下... choose some er...
-领带 -袜子 - Ties. - Socks.
-就说是去买袜子吧 -好 - Why don't we go with socks? - Yeah.
不过你得买对了 I mean, you've got to get the right ones.
当然 要跟我的... Exactly, to go with my...
-领带搭配 -西装 - Tie. - Outfit.
那得花一点时间吧 That'll take a while, right?
-我的外套在那边吗 -在 - Is my coat in there? - Yes.
我就带他出去一会儿 遛遛他 I'm just going to take him out for a bit. Run him.
我知道 你说你会给他找个案子的 I know. You said you'd find him a case.
-走吧 夏洛克 -来了 - Coming, Sherlock? - Coming!
出租车 Taxi!
全体都有 立定 Company halt!
向右转 Right turn!
我们来找列兵史蒂芬·班布里奇 We're here to see Private Stephen Bainbridge.
他现在在站岗 先生 He's on duty right now, sir.
他一休息我会告诉他 But I'll certainly let him know when he's free.
他什么时候休息 And when will that be?
一小时后 Another hour.
你觉得他们会给卫兵上课吗 Do you think they give them classes?
上课 Classes?
如何抵御挠屁股的诱惑 How to resist the temptation to scratch their behinds.
末梢神经系统的传入神经元 Afferent neurons in the peripheral nervous system.
就是屁股痒 Bum-itch.
你为什么不再见他了 So why don't you see him any more?
-谁 -你之前的指挥官 邵托 - Who? - Your previous commander, Sholto.
之前的指挥官 Previous commander?
我是说前任 I meant ex.
之前是意味着我现在有指挥官 "Previous" suggests that I currently have a commander.
-而你现在没有 -我没有 - Which you don't. - Which I don't.
你当然没有 Of course you don't.
他受过勋 是不是 一个战争英雄 He was decorated, wasn't he? A war hero?
不是对所有人而言 Not to everyone.
他领了一队乌鸦上战场 He led a team of crows into battle.
"乌鸦" Crows?
新兵 是训练新兵的标准流程 New recruits. It's standard procedure - break the new boys in.
但出了岔子 But it went wrong.
他们都死了 只有他幸存下来 They all died, he was the only survivor.
媒体和家属对他不依不饶 The press and families gave him hell,
他收到的死亡威胁比你还多 he gets more death threats than you.
这恐怕不可能 Oh, I wouldn't count on that.
你为什么会突然对另一个人这么感兴趣 And why have you suddenly taken an interest in another human being?
我在"聊天" I'm "chatting".
我不会再做这种尝试了 I won't be trying that again.
还是换个话题... Changing the subject completely...
你知道 我和玛丽结婚 you know it won't alter anything,
不会改变任何事 right, me and Mary getting married?
我们还是会一起破案 We'll still be doing all this.
-很好 -如果你担心这个 - Oh, good. - If you were worried.
我没担心 I wasn't worried.
关于玛丽 The thing about Mary,
她让我的生活完全变了个样 she has completely turned my life around.
改变了一切 Changed everything.
但准确来说 But, for the record,
过去这几年有两个人都做到了这点 over the last few years there are two people who have done that,
另一个人是... and the other one is...
一个彻头彻尾的混蛋 a complete dickhead.
我能问问是什么事吗 Can I ask what this is in connection with?
列兵班布里奇为私人事务联系了我们 长官 Private Bainbridge contacted us about a personal matter, sir.
和我的士兵有关 就不存在私人事务 Nothing's personal when it concerns my troops.
你到底要干什么 What do you really want?
我是来进行合法调查的 I'm here on a legitimate enquiry.
你是记者吗 来挖掘王室私密八卦的 Are you press? Digging for some bloody Royal story or something?
不 长官 我是约翰·华生上尉 No, sir, I'm Captain John Watson,
隶属诺森伯兰第五燧发枪手团 Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers.
退役了 Retired.
你现在说不定是个二手车推销员呢 You could be a used-car salesman now, for all I know.
班布里奇 Bainbridge?
有人想见你 Gentleman here to see you.
班布里奇 Bainbridge!
我知道你 I know you, don't I?
我在报纸上见过你 I've seen you in the papers.
你和那个侦探混在一起 You hang around with that detective,
就那个戴着可笑帽子的 the one with the silly hat.
班布里奇找侦探做什么 What the hell does Bainbridge want with a detective?
恐怕我无权告诉你 I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to say.
你无权告诉我 他是我团里的士兵 You're not at liberty to say? He's a soldier in my regiment.
我绝不允许 I'll be damned if he's going to
-他玩什么阴谋诡计 -长官 - get up to cloak-and-dagger nonsense like this. - Sir!
-长官 -怎么了 - Sir! - What's going on?
是班布里奇 长官 It's Bainbridge, sir.
他死了 He's dead.
上帝啊 My God!
让我看看 长官 我是医生 No, let me take a look, sir, I'm a doctor.
什么 What?
中士 逮捕他 Sergeant, arrest this man!
什么 不 我是个医生 What? No, no! I'm a doctor!
你现在又是个医生了 中士 Oh, you're a doctor now too? Sergeant.
让我检查下 拜托 Let me examine him, please!
长官 抓到这个人在到处窥探 Sir, caught this one snooping around.
这就是你们的阴谋 Is that what this is all about?
分散我的注意力 好让这人溜进来 Distracting me, so that this man could get in here
-杀了班布里奇 -别... - and kill Bainbridge? - Don't be...
-用什么杀了他 凶器在哪 -什么 - Kill him with what? Where's the weapon? - What?
凶器在哪 来吧 搜身 Where's the weapon? Go on, search me,
我身上没有凶器 no weapon.
班布里奇在站岗 他五分钟前才换班 Bainbridge was on parade, he came off duty five minutes ago.
我们有什么时机杀他 When's this supposed to have happened?
显然你在他去洗澡前捅死了他 You obviously stabbed him before he got into the shower.
-不 -不是 - No. - No?!
他浑身湿透 头发上还有洗发水 He's soaking wet and there's shampoo in his hair.
他正在洗澡 He got into the shower,
然后有人杀了他 then someone stabbed him.
隔间是从里锁住的 长官 The cubicle was locked from the inside, sir.
我不得不打碎了玻璃 I had to break it open.
你肯定是从上面进去的 You must have climbed over the top.
这样我也该浑身湿透了 不是吗 But then I'd be soaking wet too, wouldn't I?
少校 拜托 我是约翰·华生 Major, please! I'm John Watson,
诺森伯兰第五燧发枪手团 Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers,
在阿富汗服役三年 在坎大哈和赫尔曼德 three years in Afghanistan, a veteran of Kandahar, Helmand
[均为阿富汗城市]
和巴茨医院做过军医 and Bart's bloody Hospital!
让我检查下尸体 Let me examine this body!
谢谢 Thank you.
自杀吗 Suicide?
不是 还是凶器的问题 没有刀 No. The weapon again, no knife.
腹部有一处伤口 Now, there is a wound to the abdomen.
伤口很整齐 Incredibly fine.
受害人被刺死 没有凶器 Man stabbed to death, no murder weapon.
门是从里面锁上的 Door locked from the inside.
-只有一处出入口 -夏洛克 - Only one way in or out of here. - Sherlock...
他还有呼吸 He's still breathing.
天哪 Oh, my God!
怎么办 What do we do?
-给我你的围巾 -什么 - Give me your scarf. - What?
快点 叫救护车 Quickly, now! Call an ambulance!
-什么 -叫救护车 立刻 - What? - Call an ambulance, now!
马上 Do it!
护士 按住这里 用力按 Nurse, press here, hard.
-护士 -没错 我也只能将就 - Nurse? - Yeah, I'm making do.
继续按着伤口 Keep pressure on that wound.
史蒂芬 史蒂芬 坚持住 Stephen? Stephen, stay with me.
班布里奇列兵执勤刚结束 Private Bainbridge had just come off guard duty.
之前他在众目睽睽下站了几个小时 He'd stood there for hours, plenty of people watching,
没有发生不对劲的情况 nothing apparently wrong.
执勤结束后几分钟之内 He came off duty and within minutes was nearly dead
他就差点死于腹部刺伤 from a wound in his stomach,
但却找不到凶器 but there was no weapon.
凶器哪去了 Where did it go?
女士们 先生们 我请你们一起想想 Ladies and gentlemen, I invite you to consider this -
能够穿墙而过的杀人犯 a murderer who can walk through walls,
能够消失的凶器 a weapon that can vanish.
但在这起案子里 只有一点 But in all of this, there is only one element
是真正了不起的地方 which can be said to be truly remarkable.
有人要来猜一下吗 Would anyone like to make a guess?
来嘛 Come on, come on,
这可是问答环节啊 there is actually an element of Q&A to all of this.
苏格兰场 Scotland Yard,
你有什么想法吗 have you got a theory?
没错 你也勉强算是个警探 有想法吗 Yeah, you, you're a detective, broadly speaking. Got a theory?
如果 Er, um, if the, er...
或许 或许 If the... If the...
或许刀片是借助外力 If the blade was propelled through the, erm...
从通风口穿过 ..Grating in the air vent,
比如说弩或者弹弓 maybe a ballista or a catapult, um...
个子小的人能爬进去 Somebody tiny could crawl in there.
所以 我们要找的是侏儒 So, yeah, we're looking for a dwarf.
很精彩 Brilliant.
-真的吗 -并不 - Really? - No.
-还有谁 -他自己 - Next? - Stabbed himself...
刚谁说的 Hello, who was that?
汤姆 Tom?
有什么想法 Got a theory?
他试图自杀 Attempted suicide,
凶器是压缩骨血所成 with a blade made of compacted blood and bone.
刀片刺入腹部后碎了 Broke after piercing his abdomen,
就好像一把 like a meat...
肉刀 dagger.
肉刀 A meat dagger?
是的 Yes.
给我坐下 Sit down.
不是的 No.
这起令人困扰案子里有一点 There was one feature, and only one feature, of interest
也只有一点值得特别说明 in the whole of this baffling case,
一如既往 那就是约翰·华生 and quite frankly it was the usual - John Watson.
我试图破解凶杀案时 他救下了一条人命 Who, while I was trying to solve a murder, instead saved a life.
有些谜题值得破解 There are mysteries worth solving
有些故事值得讲述 and stories worth telling.
他是我认识的最优秀 最勇敢的人 The best and bravest man I know
最重要的是 他懂得如何处事 and, on top of that, he actually knows how to do stuff.
除了计划婚礼和叠餐巾这两样 完全无能 Except wedding planning and serviettes, he's rubbish at those.
这件案子 The case itself remains
依然是我有幸遇到过的最精巧 the most ingenious and brilliantly planned murder,
精心策划的谋杀 or attempted murder,
或者说谋杀未遂 I've ever had the pleasure to encounter.
我所知道的最完美的密室谜案 The most perfect locked-room mystery of which I am aware.
但是 我来不只要夸约翰 However, I'm not just here to praise John,
还要揭他短 所以 接下来... I'm also here to embarrass him, so let's move on to...
等一下 那是怎么回事 No, wait... How was it done?
-什么是怎么回事 -刺伤 - How was what done? - The stabbing?
恐怕我也不知道 I'm afraid I don't know.
我没能解决这个谜团 I didn't solve that one.
有时候就是这样 很令人失望 It can happen sometimes, it's very, very disappointing.
要揭他短的话就不得不提单身之夜 Embarrassment leads me on to the stag night.
当然要讲能讲好几个小时 Of course there's hours of material here,
但我精心挑选了其中的精华 but I've cut it down to the really good bits.
情
露水
人
谋杀现场 Murder scenes?
谋杀地点 Locations of murders?
主题酒吧接力 Hmm, pub crawl, themed.
我知道 但是为什么不挑地铁站就好 Yeah, but why can't you just do Underground stations?
少了一点个性化 It lacks the personal touch.
我们要去喝酒的地方是 We're going to go for a drink in every...
每一条你曾经发现过尸体的街道 多好啊 In every street where you'vefound a corpse. Delightful!
需要我干什么 Where do I come in?
不能喝过了 那就毁了 破坏心情 Don't want to get ill. That would ruin it, spoil the mood.
你也是药剂师 怎么不自己算 You're a graduate chemist, can't you just work it out?
我缺少实践经验 I lack the practical experience.
意思是你觉得我爱喝 Meaning you think I like a drink?
三不五时 Occasionally.
-你觉得我是个酒鬼 -没有 - That I'm a drunk. - No... No.
你看起来不错 You look...well.
我是不错 I am.
那谁怎么样 How's...
汤姆 Tom?
他不是反社会人格 Not a sociopath.
还不是 很好 Still? Good.
而且我们经常做爱 And we're having quite a lot of sex.
好的 我希望你能算一下华生的最优摄入值 OK. I want you to calculate John's ideal intake,
还有我的 and mine,
以求整晚都能感觉良好 to remain in the sweet spot for the whole evening.
机密档案
飘飘然的感觉 很好 Light-headed - good.
尿在衣橱里 很糟 Urinating in wardrobes - bad.
麻烦来两杯啤酒 Two, erm...beers, please.
品脱杯 Pints?
443.7毫升 443.7 millilitres.
开始
重置
停止
计次
还要计时啊 What, are we on a schedule?
你会感谢我的 You'll thank me.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
-在那边 -什么 - Over there. - What?
-厕所 -很快你就要去... - Toilets - Any second now you're going to need...
-等下说 我先上厕所 -时间刚刚好 - Hang on, tell me after. I need the loo. - Hmm, on schedule.
-你说什么 -没事 去吧 - Eh? - Nothing. Go!
尿液 血液 酒精
-多长时间 -什么 - How long? - Sorry?
你上厕所的时间 Your visit.
尿液 血液 酒精
大概的排放量 Estimate approximate volume discharge...
尿液 血液 酒精
别说话了 Stop talking now.
快 再来一杯 不能给他看到 Oh, quick, one more. He mustn't see.
给你 干杯 Here you go. Cheers.
我了解烟灰 I know Ash!
不许说我不了解 Don't tell me I don't!
好了 够了 All right, enough!
这.... 站起来 That's... Stand up.
烟灰 我了解烟灰 Ash. I know ash.
我享誉国际 I have an international reputation.
你也享誉国际吗 Do you have an international reputation?
-不 我没有 -不 - No, I don't have an international reputation. - No.
我都不记得为什么了 And I can't even remember what for.
应该是破案...之类的吧 It's crime...something or other.
你们怎么就回来了 Oh, what are you doing back?
我还以为你们会很晚回来 I thought you were going to be up late.
赫德...现在几点了 Ah, Hudders. What time is it?
你才出去两个小时 You've only been out two hours.
夏洛克·福尔摩斯
麦当娜
我是植物吗 Am I a vegetable?
麦当娜
是说你还是....贴你脸上那东西 You or the...thing...?
真好笑 Funny!
谢谢 Thank you.
-说吧 -不 你不是植物 - Come on. - No, you're not a vegetable.
你问吧 It's your go.
我是人吗 Am I human?
有时候是 Sometimes.
怎么能说有时候是 Can't have sometimes.
这得是... It has to be, um...
是 你是人 Yes, you're human.
好吧 我知道了 是男人吗 Yes, I know, OK. And am I a man?
-是的 -高吗 - Yep. - Tall?
没人们想的那么高 Not as tall as people think.
和善吗 Hmm. Nice?
还行 Ish.
聪明吗 Clever?
算是吧 I would say so.
真的吗 You would.
我重要吗 Hmm, am I important?
对某些人挺重要 To some people.
人们喜欢我吗 Do people like me?
不 不喜欢 Erm, no they don't.
你经常惹人嫌 You tend to rub them up the wrong way.
好吧 Ok.
我是当今的英国国王吗 Am I the current King of England?
英国现在没有国王 You know we don't have a King.
-没有吗 -没有 - Don't we? - No.
到你了 Your go.
-没事 我不介意 -我是女人吗 - I don't mind. - Am I a woman?
什么 What?
是的 Yes.
我...漂亮吗 Am I...pretty?
麦当娜
这个女人 This?
麦当娜
审美是完全建立在儿时印象 Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,
麦当娜
所受的影响以及榜样之上的 influences and role models.
好 那我漂亮吗 Yeah, but am I a pretty lady?
我不知道你是谁 我不知道那人长怎样 I don't know who you are, I don't know who you're supposed to be.
你选的名字啊 You picked the name!
我从报纸上随便找的 But I picked it at random from the papers.
你完全不知道这游戏怎么玩吧 夏洛克 You're not really getting the hang of this game, are you, Sherlock?
夏洛克·福尔摩斯
我是人 没别人想得这么高 我... So I am human, I'm not as tall as people think I am. I'm...
夏洛克·福尔摩斯
我还算友善 也聪明 I'm nice-ish, clever,
对一些人很重要 important to some people.
但会惹人嫌 But I tend to rub them up the wrong way.
有啦 Got it.
-说吧 -我是你 是吧 - Go on, then. - I'm you, aren't I?
有客户 Client!
你好 Hello.
-你好 -请进 - Hello. - Come on.
谁是夏洛克·福尔摩斯 Which one of you is Sherlock Holmes?
夏洛克·福尔摩斯
我不是....经常 I don't...A lot.
我是说 我不常出去约会 I mean, I don't date all that much.
他看起来人很不错 And he seemed nice, you know?
我们一拍即合 We seemed to automatically connect.
我们约会了一晚 We had one night,
吃晚餐 聊得很投机 dinner, such interesting conversation.
真的很棒 It was lovely.
老实说 To be honest,
我想有进一步的发展 I'd love to have gone further,
不过转念一想 这次好特别 but I thought, no, this is special,
要慢慢来 let's take it slowly.
所以我们交换号码 Exchanged numbers,
他说会联系我 然后... he said he'd get in touch and then...
也许他不像我一样有兴趣 Maybe he wasn't quite as keen as I was,
但我想 but I just thought
至少他也该打个电话跟我结束吧 at least he'd call to say that we were finished.
我去找他 I went round there,
去了他的公寓 没看见他 to his flat, no trace of him.
福尔摩斯先生 我真心觉得 Mr Holmes, I honestly think
我和幽灵共进晚餐了 I had dinner with a ghost.
福尔摩斯先生 Mr Holmes?
幽灵啊 福尔摩斯先生 With a ghost, Mr Holmes!
无趣 无趣 无趣 不... Boring, boring, boring. No...
太有意思了 fascinating.
约翰 约翰 起来 John. John! Wake up.
抱歉我的....你知道....他 I apologise about my... You know... Him.
无礼 太无礼了 Rude. Rude!
我问了那里的房东 I checked with the landlord
房东说住那里的人死了 and the man who lived there died.
心脏病发死了 Heart attack.
但他死后一周 我们却一起吃了晚餐 And there we are having dinner one week on.
我在网上找到了这个 And I found this thing online,
聊天室之类的东西 a sort of chatroom thing,
都是认为自己在跟幽灵约会的女孩 for girls who think they're dating men from the spirit world.
别担心 我会在十分钟内找到他 Don't worry, I'll find him in ten minutes.
你的狗叫什么 What's your dog's name?
-如果你需要的话我在... -约翰 醒醒 - Yeah, I'm there if you want it... - John, wake up.
-去... -好 - Went to... - Yeah.
游戏已经...什么来着 The game is...something.
开始了 On?
对 就是那个 Yeah, that, that.
好吧 Ok.
好吧 真不错 Oh, it's nice.
不错的地方 Nice place.
-看到什么了吗 -什么 - See anything? - Hmm?
有线索了吗 福尔摩斯先生 Any clues, Mr Holmes?
高档名牌茶几
艺术家?
困
椅子
皮质坐垫
音箱
高科技什么的
死亡
头骨
死掉了?
木质
管/筒/玉米酥
小玩意
蛋
椅子
用来坐的
护士
客户
受害者
毛衣
我会解开谜团的 I'm just going to whip this out.
-你没事吧 -什么 对 他在找线索 - You all right? Hmm? - Yeah, he's clueing.
什么 What?
他在...嗯 他在线索...找 He's... Hmm? He's clueing for looks.
福尔摩斯先生 Mr Holmes?
-福尔摩斯先生 -我要报警了 - Mr Holmes! - I'm calling the police.
不 Oh, no...
不 他是一位著名的侦探 No, look, this is a famous detective,
是夏洛克·福尔摩斯和他的搭档 it's Sherlock Holmes and his partner,
约翰·哈米什·华生 John Hamish Watson.
你在干什么啊 What do you think you're doing?
不要 Don't compromise
破坏 the integrity of the...
犯罪现场 Crime scene.
对 就是那个 Yeah, that.
醒醒 Wakey-wakey!
天哪 Oh, my God.
格雷格 是格雷格吗 Greg... Is that Greg?
起来 我送你们上出租车 Get up. I'm going to put you two in a taxi.
我跟管事的人通融了一下 I managed to square things with the desk sergeant.
你们俩酒量不行啊 What a couple of lightweights -
都没法喝到打烊 you couldn't even make it to closing time!
你能小点声说话吗 Can you whisper?
不行 Not really!
走吧 Come on.
多谢你安排的... Well, thanks for a...
美妙夜晚 you know...an evening.
糟透了 It was awful.
对 我本来想假装一下 但... Yeah. I was going to pretend, but...
它确实很糟 it was, truly.
那个女人 泰莎 That woman, Tessa...
什么 What?
跟幽灵约会 几个月里最有趣的案子 Dated a ghost, most interesting case for months.
真是浪费了大好的机会 What a wasted opportunity!
好吧 Ok.
你感觉怎么样 How are you feeling?
就像以前一样 你又回到了这里 It's just like old times, having you back here.
我做了你最爱吃的 最后一次 I thought I'd make your favourite, one last time.
别说得那么绝对 Don't sound so final about it,
-我还会来看你的 -我以前听过这话 - I will be visiting, you know. - Ooh, I've heard that one before!
不 现在不同了啊 No, it's different now, though, isn't it?
跟我们以为我们失去他时不同了 It's different to when we thought we'd lost him.
婚姻会改变一切 约翰 Well, marriage changes everything, John.
-是吗 -对 你可能不觉得 但确实如此 - Does it? - Yeah. You might not think it, but it does.
那是你人生中的新阶段 It's a different phase in your life.
你们会认识新的朋友 You meet new people,
因为你们是一对夫妇 cos you're a couple,
然后你们就会渐渐和老朋友失去联络 and then you just let your old friends slip away.
-不会那样的 -如果你找到了对的人 - It won't be like that. - Well, if you've found the right one,
与你相伴一生的人 那是世上最好的事 the person that you click with, it's the best thing in the world.
-我找到了 我知道我找到了 -我相信 - Well, I have. I know I have. - Oh, I'm sure.
她很可爱 She's lovely.
对 我也觉得 那你呢 Yeah, I think so. What about you?
我 Me?
你嫁给赫德森先生的时候 Did you think you'd found
也觉得自己找到了那个对的人吗 the right one when you married Mr Hudson?
不 我们当时只是一时冲动 No. It was just a whirlwind thing for us.
我知道过不长久 I knew it wouldn't work,
-但我就是被冲昏了头脑 -好吧 - but I just got sort of swept along. - Right.
然后我们搬到了佛罗里达 And then we moved to Florida.
我们度过了很棒的时光 We had a fantastic time,
当然我不知道他当时在做什么 but of course I didn't know what he was up to.
-毒品 -他经营着... - Drugs?! -He was running, erm...
你们怎么叫来着 Oh, what do you call it?
一个... Erm... A...
毒品集团 cartel.
而且和一群很坏的人混在一起 And got in with a really bad crowd.
-好吧 -然后我发现了他有很多其他女人 - Right. - And then I found out about all the other women.
我完全不知道 I didn't have a clue.
所以当他因为开枪爆别人头而被捕时 So, when he was actually arrested for blowing someone's head off,
对我来说实际上是种解脱 it was quite a relief, to be honest.
我和弗兰克之间纯属肉体关系 It was purely physical between me and Frank.
我们根本停不下来 We couldn't keep our hands off each other.
曾经有一天晚上... I know, there was one night...
那是夏洛克吗 Oh, is that Sherlock?
是吗 Is it?
是夏洛克 That's Sherlock.
他毁了我们 却因此被授予奖章
为什么我的儿子要死
维多利亚十字勋章英雄 未回答的问题
为什么我的儿子要死
维多利亚十字勋章英雄 未回答的问题
我和一个幽灵约过会.COM
还会有其他人 There are going to be others.
-其他人 -受害人 女人 - Others? - Victims, women.
幽灵通常都在一座房子里晃荡 Most ghosts tend to haunt a single house.
但这只却很喜欢走来走去 看 This ghost, however, is willing to commute. Look.
不是你 不是你 Not you. Not you.
不是你 不是你 不是你 Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you.
不是你 不是你 Not you. Not you.
不是你 Not you.
不是你 不是你 Not you. Not you.
不是你 Not you.
不是你 不是你 不是你 Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you.
不是你 不是你 不是你 Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you.
不是你 你 你 和你 还有你 Not you, you, you, or you, or you.
也不是你 不是你 不是你 Or not you, not you, not you, not you, not you, not you.
不是你 Not you.
你好啊 Hi.
盖尔 Gail.
夏洛特 Charlotte.
萝宾 Robyn.
薇姬 Vicky.
你是怎么遇到他的 How did you meet?
他在酒吧和我搭讪 Came up to me in a pub.
他和我在同一家健身房健身 Same gym as me.
我们在公车上闲聊了起来 We just got chatting on the bus.
网聊 Online.
-名字 -说过了 - Name? - Told you.
-他的名字 -奥斯卡 - His name. - Oscar.
-迈克 -泰瑞 - Mike. - Terry.
嗯...爱猿 Erm... Love Monkey.
在你家 Your place?
在他家 His place.
地址呢 Address?
但什么都没发生 Nothing happened.
只不过是...很浪漫的约会 It was just...very romantic.
四晚会四女 这人肯定有什么特别的本事 Four women in four nights. He must have something special.
-他很有魅力 -他善于倾听 - He was very charming. - He listened.
他很善解人意 He was sweet.
他言谈举止... He had a lovely...
你想什么呢 You OK?
你又把饭放凉了 赫德森太太要抓狂了 You've let your food go cold. Mrs Hudson will play hell.
薇姬
他言谈举止...
别捣乱 约翰 Not now, John.
夏洛克
很抱歉
薇姬
他言谈举止...
很抱歉 Sorry about that.
他言谈举止很讨人喜欢 He had a lovely manner.
名字各异 地址不同 Different names, different addresses.
形容一下他 Describe him.
金色短发 Short blonde hair.
黑色的长发 Dark hair. Long.
红发 我喜欢红发 Ginger. I like gingers.
不知道 Couldn't tell.
他戴着头套啊 He had a mask on.
他从报纸的讣告栏里挑名字 He's stealing the identity of corpses,
讣告
然后盗用这些逝者的身份 getting their names from the obituary columns.
全是单身男性 All single men.
他占用了死者的住所 He's using the dead man's flat
因为那里很有可能会闲置一阵 under the assumption it will be empty for a while.
免费爱巢 Free love nest.
我要吐了 I feel sick.
太吓人了 It's gruesome.
-这人真可恶 -但也很聪明啊 - That's awful. - Clever...
混蛋 Bastard!
泰莎
混蛋
夏洛克
你好啊 泰莎
Hello, Tessa.
好 我们继续 Meanwhile, back to business.
没人想待在死人家里 No-one wants to use a dead man's home.
至少在清理过之前不会 At least not until it's been cleared.
那么 他乔装打扮 So, he disguises himself.
盗用他人的住所和身份 Steals the man's home, steals his identity.
但是只用一晚 之后就消失无踪 But only for one night. Then he's gone.
他不是幽灵 约翰 他是个露水情人 He's not a ghost, John. He's a Mayfly.
每个身份只存在一天 He lives for a day.
那么 他究竟想要什么 So, what was it he was looking for?
你们的职业 Job?
-园丁 -厨师 - Gardener. - Cook.
-私人护士 -我做安保 - Private nurse. - I do security work.
女仆 Maid.
显而易见 你们的雇主是同一个人 Obvious. You all work for the same person.
不对 雇主不一样 可恶 No, no, not the same employer. Damn!
加油 一定能想出来 Come on, we can do this.
夜晚喜欢怎么过 Ideal night out?
飞碟射击 Clay-pigeon shooting.
跳舞 Line dancing.
作画 Pictures.
喝着小酒看电视 Wine in front of the telly.
在地牢 Dungeon.
-化妆品 -娇韵诗 - Make-up? - Clarins.
No.7 No7.
-美宝莲 -没啥名牌 - Maybelline. - Nothing special.
只用便宜货 Whatever's cheap.
香水呢 Perfume?
-香奈儿 -香奈儿 - Chanel. - Chanel.
也用香奈儿 Chanel.
- 香奈儿 -雅诗兰黛 - Chanel. - Estee Lauder.
理想型 Ideal man?
乔治·克鲁尼 George Clooney.
-受不了 -顾家 - Oh... - Home-loving.
他得喜欢相拥而眠 He'd have to like cuddling.
-关心我 -十项标准 - Caring.- Ten things.
第一 不跟其他男人攀比 One - someone who isn't competitive with other men.
第二 不要总是想着 Two - someone who isn't constantly
显摆他的男子气概 trying to define himself by his masculinity...
肯定有一个相同的要素 There's a unifying factor, there has to be.
你们都没有东西被盗走 None of you reported anything stolen.
保安 园丁 厨师 女仆 私人护士 Security guard, gardener, cook, maid, private nurse.
他是按着某种等级向上爬 He's romancing his way up a pecking order.
什么等级呢 快想想 除非 Somebody's pecking order. Come on, think. Unless...
你们有没有从未告诉过任何人的秘密 Do you have a secret you've never told anyone?
没有 No.
-中了 -什么意思 - Gotcha! - What do you mean?
人皆有秘密 而且她们回复得太快 Everyone has secrets and they all replied too quickly.
-先撤了 -回见 - Got to go. - See you.
-不 别走啊 -再见 - No... Wait! - Bye-bye.
抱歉帅哥 秘密就是秘密 Sorry, sexy, some secrets have to stay secret.
婚礼愉快 Enjoy the wedding.
为什么 究竟为什么他 Why? WHY would he date all
跟所有这些女人约会 之后却不再见面 of those women and not return their calls?
-有个明显的原因你没想到 -是吗 - You're missing the obvious, mate. - Am I?
他是个男人 He's a man.
那他又为何要改换身份 But why would he change his identity?
没准他结婚了 Maybe he's married.
原来如此 Oh...
此人已婚 Married.
说实话这是明摆着的 Obvious, really.
这位露水情人只不过是想摆脱 Our Mayfly Man was trying to escape
令人窒息的家庭生活 the suffocating chains of domesticity
他不想把漫漫长夜浪费在电视前 and instead of endless nights in watching the telly
也不想和无聊乏味 or going to barbecues with the awful,
难以忍受的人一起去烧烤 dreadful, boring people he couldn't stand,
于是 他用他的机智 he used his wits, cleverness
和伪装来游戏情场 他 and powers of disguise to play the field. He was...
转念一想 On second thoughts,
或许说屋子里的大象那事或许更合适 I probably should have told you about the elephant in the room.
不过 这更深刻地说明了 However, it does help to further illustrate
约翰对我有多么重要 how invaluable John is to me.
我能分析犯罪现场 而他能读懂人心 I can read a crime scene the way he can understand a human being.
我以前觉得这正是我过人之处 I used to think that's what made me special
老实说我现在还这么认为 quite frankly I still do.
但奉劝大家一句 But a word to the wise,
如果在座各位需要我们的帮助 should any of you require the services of either of us,
我能帮你破案 I will solve your murder,
而约翰·华生能拯救生命 but it takes John Watson to save your life.
请相信这一点 Trust me on that, I should know,
因为他曾无数次 用各种方法救过我 he's saved mine so many times and in so many ways.
他的博客讲的是两个男人间的故事 This blog is the story of two men
还有他们荒诞刺激的 and their, frankly, ridiculous adventures
解谜破案之旅 of murder, mystery and mayhem.
但从此刻开始 新的篇章将被书写 But from now on, there's a new story.
那是一场更大的冒险 A bigger adventure.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
请怀着祝福 斟满酒杯 站起身来 pray, charge your glasses and be upstanding.
今天 玛丽·伊丽莎白·华生 Today begin the adventures
和约翰·哈米什·华生 of Mary Elizabeth Watson
就要开始冒险 and John Hamish Watson.
而今天 我们大家也正是为他们二人... The two reasons why every single one of us is...
你刚刚说什么 What did you say?
你说 You said...
约翰·哈米什·华生 "John Hamish Watson."
你说了 你说了哈米什 You said that. You said "Hamish."
他是一位著名的侦探 是夏洛克·福尔摩斯 This is a famous detective, it's Sherlock Holmes
和他的搭档 约翰·哈米什·华生 and his partner, John Hamish Watson.
你怎么知道的 How did you know?
你怎么会知道他的中间名 How did you know his middle name?
他没告诉过任何人 他讨厌这个名字 He never tells anyone, he hates it.
约翰·H·华生 John "H" Watson?
是的 Yep.
-是亨利吗 -闭嘴 - Henry? - Shut up.
汉弗莱 Humphrey?
闭嘴 Shut up.
希金斯 Higgins?
走开 'Go away!'
他过了好久才告诉我 It took him years to confide in me.
那是我的出生证明吧 That's my birth certificate.
是的 Yep.
那个女人 她倒是知道 And the woman - she knew.
哈米什 Hamish.
约翰·哈米什·华生 John Hamish Watson,
如果你想给孩子起名的话 just if you were looking for baby names.
可天知道她在哪里 God knows where she is.
滚出我的脑袋 我很忙 Out of my head, I am busy!
那个名字只被公开过一次 There's only one time that name's been made public.
约翰·哈米什 华生 医生
和
玛丽·伊丽莎白 莫斯坦 小姐
必须印在请帖上吗 Does it have to be on the invitation?
那可是你的名字 It's your name.
-这是传统 -这多好笑 - It's traditional... - It's funny...
婚礼愉快 'Enjoy the wedding...'
婚礼愉快 Enjoy the wedding.
婚礼 你知道这场婚礼 The wedding. You knew about the wedding.
而且 你还看过请帖 More importantly, you'd seen a wedding invitation.
只有近100个人见过请帖 Now barely 100 people had seen that invitation.
而露水情人只约会过五个女人 The Mayfly Man only saw five women.
符合这两个条件的人 For one person to be in both groups...
可能只是巧合 could be a coincidence.
夏洛克 Oh, Sherlock!
我们是怎么说巧合的 What do we say about coincidences?
上帝不会这么懒 The universe is rarely so lazy.
那剩下的可能性就只有 So, the balance of probability is?
有人煞费苦心地 Someone went to great lengths
打探这场婚礼 to find out something about this wedding.
费了什么苦心 What great lengths?
他说谎了 伪造了身份 They lied. Assumed false identities.
-这说明 -预谋犯罪 - Which suggests? - Criminal intent.
以及 Also suggests?
他收集情报 缜密计划 Intelligence, planning.
废话 更重要的是 Clearly. But more importantly?
露水情人 The Mayfly Man.
露水情人 The Mayfly Man is...
来到了这里 here today!
抱歉 我 Ooh, sorry. I...
再给您一杯 先生 Another glass, sir?
谢谢你 谢谢 Thank you, yes, thank you. Yes.
有事要发生 就在这里 Something's going to happen, right here.
我讲到哪了 Now, where were we?
随时可能发生 Could be any second.
大家现在都听你的 You have control of the room.
哦对了 Ah, yes.
举杯站起来 很好 谢谢大家 Raising glasses and standing up. Very good. Thank you.
不要失控 Don't lose it.
再坐下吧 And down again.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
大家都说演讲不要拖沓 people tell you not to milk a good speech.
早点离开 让大家尽情享受 Get off early, leave 'em laughing.
建议不错 我会铭记于心的 Wise advice I'll certainly try to bear in mind.
不过现在 But for now...
第二个环节开始 Part Two!
第二个环节将有更多动作 Part Two is more action-based.
我会四处走走 东翻西看一下 I'm going to walk around, shake things up a bit.
露水情人
谁会来参加婚礼呢 这是个问题 Who'd go to a wedding? That's the question.
露水情人
谁会煞费苦心地 Who would bother to go to any lengths
露水情人
来参加婚礼呢 to get themselves to a wedding?
露水情人
当然在座各位都会 Well, everyone.
露水情人
婚礼很好 我就挺喜欢婚礼 Weddings are great, love a wedding.
-他在干什么 -出事了 - What's he doing? - Something's wrong.
约翰人也很好 And John's great too.
露水情人
这点我还没说够 只略提到了皮毛 Haven't said that enough, barely scratched the surface.
露水情人
我可以滔滔不绝讲一整晚 I could go on all night
关于他连衫裤的深度和复杂性 about the depth and complexity of his jumpers,
露水情人
他还会做饭 and he can cook.
他做过一道菜 用豌豆 Does...erm...A thing. A thing with peas...
露水情人
做过一次 可能不是豌豆 可能不是他 Once. Might not be peas, might not be him.
露水情人
但是他有一副好嗓子 可能也不是他 But he's got a great singing voice, or somebody does.
露水情人
太多 太多了 Too many, too many, too many, too many!
露水情人
抱歉 关于约翰的笑话太多了 Sorry, too many jokes about John.
-现在 -预谋犯罪 - Now... - Criminal intent.
说到哪了 对了 Where was I? Ah, yes.
煞费苦心 Extraordinary lengths.
致辞 Speech. Speech.
让我们来谈谈 Let's talk about...
所有的迹象都表明 All of which is suggestive of...
谋杀 抱歉 我刚说了谋杀吗 Murder! Sorry, did I say murder?
我本来想说婚姻了 I meant to say marriage.
不过 要是你仔细想想 But, you know, they're quite similar procedures,
这两者过程差不多 when you think about it.
参与者往往互相认识 The participants tend to know each other
一旦其中一方死亡 事情就结束了 and it's over when one of them's dead.
平心而论 谋杀要痛快多了 In fairness, murder is a lot quicker though.
珍妮 这个怎么样 Janine, what about this one?
样子还能接受吧 更重要的是 Acceptably hot? More importantly,
他的女友穿着不舒服的新内衣 his girlfriend's wearing new uncomfortable underwear
懒得帮他拿掉夹克上的线头 and hasn't bothered to pick this thread off his jacket,
或是告诉他脖子上有油渍 or point out the grease smudge on his neck.
他要自己回家了 他还是个动漫科幻咖 He's going home alone. Also he's a comics and sci-fi geek,
他们总是很贴心 愿意花时间 they're always tremendously grateful, really put the hours in.
杰夫 男厕所 Jeff, the gents.
快去一下洗手间 Loos now, please.
我叫格雷格 Greg.
-洗手间 -为什么 - The loos, please. - Why?
我不知道 也许轮到你了 Oh, I don't know, maybe it's your TURN.
封锁这里
好吧 既然你这么说的话 Yeah, actually, now you mention it.
封锁这里
夏洛克 打算什么时候结束致辞 Sherlock, any chance of a... an end date for this speech?
该切蛋糕了 Got to cut the cake.
女士们 先生们 Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
我终于有机会说话了 实在忍不住 can't stand it when I finally get the chance to speak for once.
梵蒂冈宝石 Vatican cameos.
他说什么 他什么意思 What did he say? What does that mean?
进入战斗状态 有人要死了 Battle stations, someone's going to die.
什么 What?!
露水情人
缩小范围 缩小范围 Narrow it down. Narrow it down.
露水情人
缩小范围 Narrow it down!
不 不 Argh! No, no!
露水情人
露水
露水情人
不是你 Not you!
也不是你 Not you!
是你 是你 就是你 You. It's always you.
约翰·华生 你为我保驾护航 John Watson, you keep me right.
我要怎么做 What do I do?
跟以前一样 You've already done it.
你不用负责破案 Don't solve the murder.
你负责救人 Save the life.
抱歉 有点跑题了 Sorry, off piste a bit.
言归正传吧 Back now. Phew!
我们来玩一个游戏 玩一个谋杀游戏 Let's play a game. Let's play murder.
夏洛克 Sherlock!
想象一下婚礼上有人会被谋杀 Imagine someone's going to get murdered at a wedding.
你会选择谁 Who exactly would you pick?
现在大家应该都会选你吧 亲爱的 I think you're a popular choice at the moment, dear.
如果有人能把赫德森太太的酒杯挪远点 If someone could move Mrs Hudson's glass just slightly out of reach,
我会感激不尽 that would be lovely.
更重要的是 谁只能在这婚礼上被谋杀 More importantly, who could you only kill at a wedding?
目标?
大部分人随便找个地方就能干掉 Most people you can kill any old place.
目标?
作为思维练习 As a mental exercise,
我常常想象如何谋杀朋友和同事 I've often planned the murder of friends and colleagues.
比如 约翰 我会下毒 Now, John, I'd poison.
吃东西很随便 容易得手 Sloppy eater, dead easy.
我曾经给他下过化学药剂 I've given him chemicals and compounds,
目标?
他从来没有发觉过 that way he's never even noticed.
目标?
他曾经烧过了一个星期三 自己都不知道 He missed a whole Wednesday once, didn't have a clue.
雷斯垂德也很好杀 Lestrade's so easy to kill it's
目标?
没人想去试试还真是个奇迹 a miracle no-one's succumbed to the temptation.
我有我哥哥家的钥匙 I've got keys to my brother's house,
我要愿意的话随时可以跑去把他勒死 I could break in and asphyxiate him, if the whim arose.
目标?
他是喝醉了吧 He's pissed, isn't he? Ow!
所以 大家再想想 So, once again,
目标?
什么人只能在这里被杀掉 who could you only kill here?
目标?
很明显 这个机会很难得 Clearly it's a rare opportunity,
目标?
所以是一个不怎么经常露面的人 so it's someone who doesn't get out much.
目标?
一个很难得提前几个月 Someone for whom a planned social encounter
就能知道可以在那里碰到的人 known about months in advance is an exception.
必须是个难得的机会 Has to be a unique opportunity.
目标?
而且既然在公共场合杀人难度很大 And since killing someone in public is difficult,
目标?
也就是说更加不太可能私底下杀掉他 killing them in private isn't an option.
所以这个人的居所要么无法接近 Someone who lives in an inaccessible
要么根本无从得知 or unknown location, then.
也许是个注重隐私 喜欢用私人安保的人 Someone private perhaps, obsessed with personal security.
目标?
也许是个受到威胁的人 Possibly someone under threat.
詹姆斯·邵托少校 他是谁 Major James Sholto, who he?
我觉得他不会去的 I don't think he's coming.
他会去的 He'll be there.
你现在住在哪里 Where are you living these days?
与世隔绝的地方 Oh, way out in the middle of nowhere.
媒体和家属对他不依不饶 The press and families gave him hell.
他收到的死亡威胁比你还多 He gets more death threats than you.
一个隐士 A recluse?
家政小团队 Small household staff.
你们的职业 Job?
-园丁 -厨师 - Gardener. - Cook.
-私人护士 -女仆 - Private nurse. - Maid.
流动率很高的附加安保 High turnover for additional security.
我做安保 I do security work.
可能都签了保密协议 Probably all signed confidentiality agreements.
你们有没有从未告诉过任何人的秘密 Do you have a secret you've never told anyone?
没有 No.
然而 还有另外一个问题 There is another question that remains, however.
一个大问题 你该怎么付诸行动 Rather a big one, a huge one - how would you do it?
你如何在公共场合杀掉一个人 How do you kill someone in public?
是你
肯定有方法 经过周密计划 There has to be a way. This has been planned.
福尔摩斯先生 Mr Holmes! Mr Holmes!
又是你 阿奇 你的想法是什么 Hello again, Archie, what's your theory?
你要是说对了 我就给你讲无头修女的故事 Get this right and there's a headless nun in it for you.
隐身人就可以做到 The invisible man could do it.
谁 什么 为什么 什么时候 哪里 The who, what, why, when, where?
拿着隐形刀的隐身人 The invisible man with the invisible knife.
想要杀害卫兵的那个人 The one who tried to kill the Guardsman.
约翰·哈米什 华生 医生
和
玛丽·伊丽莎白 莫斯坦 小姐
场所
计划
预演
班布里奇 Bainbridge?
班布里奇 Bainbridge!
预演
不只是策划好的 Oh, not just planned -
策划好并且预演过 planned and rehearsed.
女士们先生们 现在短暂休息一会 Ladies and gentlemen, there will now be a short interlude.
致新娘和新郎 The bride and groom...
致新娘和新郎 The bride and groom.
邵托少校快要被谋杀了 Major Sholto's going to be murdered,
我还不知道手段和行凶者 但是快了 I don't know how or by whom, but it's going to happen.
不好意思 让一下 咨询时间 Excuse me, coming through. Consulting.
-待在这里 -小心点 - Stay here. - Please be careful.
不好意思 让一下 Excuse me. Coming through.
不好意思 Excuse me.
抱歉 还有一个 很抱歉 I'm sorry, one more. Oops. I'm so sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
你怎么能忘记是哪个房间 你记得每件事 How can you not remember which room? You remember everything.
-有些事我得删掉 -207 - I have to delete something! - 207.
邵托少校 邵托少校 Major Sholto? Major Sholto!
-邵托少校 -如果有人要杀我 - Major Sholto! - If someone's about to make an attempt on my life,
这不是第一次了 我已经准备好了 it won't be the first time. I'm ready.
-少校 让我们进去 -把门踹开 - Major, let us in. - Kick the door down.
最好别那样 I really wouldn't.
我手里有把枪 I have a gun in my hand
这辈子也有过不少错误的条件反射 and a lifetime of unfortunate reflexes.
你在房间里不安全 不管是谁要杀你 You're not safe in there. Whoever's after you,
我们都知道上锁的房间阻止不了他 we know a locked room doesn't stop him.
隐形之人和他的隐形之刃 The invisible man with the invisible knife.
我不知道他是怎么做到的 I don't know how he does it.
我阻止不了他 他还会再次作案 I can't stop him and that means he'll do it again!
那就快解开 Solve it, then!
你说什么 I'm sorry?
你是大名鼎鼎的福尔摩斯 破解谜案 来吧 You're the famous Mr Holmes, solve the case, on you go.
告诉我他是怎么做到的 我就开门 Tell me how he did it and I'll open the door.
现在可不是玩游戏的时间 Please, this is no time for games,
让我们进去 你有危险 just let us in, you're in danger!
你们也是 只要你们待在这里就有危险 So are you, so long as you're here.
请离开 Please, leave me.
撇开我的名声不谈 Despite my reputation,
我并不希望带来附带伤害 I really don't approve of collateral damage.
-快解开 -什么 - Solve it. - Sorry?
解开了他就会开门了 他说了 Solve it and he'll open the door, like he said.
我之前就解不开 I couldn't solve it before,
-现在又怎么解得开 -因为现在很重要 - how can I solve it now? - Because it matters now.
你在说什么 她说什么呢 What are you talking about? What's she talking about?
-管好你老婆 -她说得对 - Get your wife under control! - She's right.
你还真是变了 Oh, you've changed!
没有 她说得对 闭嘴 No, she is. Shut up!
你根本不是解谜人 You are not a puzzle-solver, you never have been.
你只会小题大做 You're a drama queen!
现在里面有人就快死了 Now, there's a man in there about to die,
游戏开始了 解开它 the game is on - solve it!
班布里奇 Bainbridge?
班布里奇 Bainbridge!
说句公道话 他也会小题大做 Though in fairness, he's a drama queen too.
我知道 I know.
邵托少校 没人要来杀你 Major Sholto, no-one's coming to kill you.
恐怕你几个小时前就已经被杀了 I'm afraid you've already been killed several hours ago.
你说什么 What did you say?
别解开皮带 Don't take off your belt.
我的皮带 My belt?
他的皮带 没错 His belt, yes.
班布里奇在我们遇见他之前几个小时就被刺伤了 Bainbridge was stabbed hours before we even saw him,
但是通过他的皮带 but it was through his belt.
皮带高腰 系得很紧 Tight belt, worn high on the waist.
很容易把小刀片刺透衣服 Very easy to push a small blade through the fabric
你甚至都感觉不到 and you wouldn't even feel it.
皮带系很紧 所以会把肉束在一起 The belt would bind the flesh together when it was tied tight.
-没错 -但是一旦把皮带松了 - Exactly. - But when you took it off...
延时刺杀 Delayed-action stabbing.
这就可以制造完美的不在场证明 邵托少校 All the time in the world to create an alibi. Major Sholto?
那么 So...
我会被我的军服杀死 I was to be killed by my uniform.
太好不过了 How appropriate.
他解开了 少校 He solved the case, Major,
你该开门了 要言而有信 you're supposed to openthe door now. A deal is a deal.
我根本不该留着这套军服 I'm not even supposed to have this any more,
他们破例允许我保留它 they gave me special dispensation to keep it.
我无法想象脱下这套军服后的人生 I couldn't imagine life out of this uniform.
而现在 脱下这套军服 我也没有人生了 I suppose, given the circumstances, I don't have to.
如果有那么多人想要你死 When so many want you dead,
那就不该再抗争了 it hardly seems good manners to argue.
不管你在里面做什么 詹姆斯 快停下 Whatever you're doing in there, James, stop it, right now!
我会把门踹开的 I will kick this door down!
福尔摩斯先生 我觉得我们俩很像 Mr Holmes, you and I are similar, I think.
是的 我也这么觉得 Yes, I think we are.
人总有一死 不是吗 There's a proper time to die, isn't there?
确实 Of course there is.
而当这一刻来临 应该勇敢面对 And one should embrace it when it comes.
像个士兵一样 Like a soldier.
确实应该 但不该在约翰的婚礼上 Of course one should, but not at John's wedding!
我们不会这么做 不是吗 We wouldn't do that, would we,
你我这样的人 you and me?
我们不会这样伤害约翰·华生 We would never do that to John Watson.
我要把门踹开了 I'm going to break it down.
等等 你不需要这么做 Wait, wait, wait, you won't have to.
我想我现在需要医护人员 I believe I am in need of medical attention.
我想我正是你要找的医生 I believe I'm your doctor.
很好 Pretty good.
转的时候别那么紧张 Just hold your nerve on your turning.
我们为什么要彩排 Why do we have to rehearse?
因为我们要在众人面前跳舞 Because we are about to dance together in public
而你跳得很烂 and your skills are appalling.
你倒是个好老师 Wow, you're a good teacher.
也是个出色的舞者 And you're a brilliant dancer.
我能告诉你点事情吗 珍妮 Can I let you in on something, Janine?
当然 Go on, then.
我爱跳舞 一直都爱 I love dancing, I've always loved it.
说真的吗 Seriously?
看好了 Watch out.
破案生涯中还从没用上过 但是 Never really comes up in crime work, but, you know,
我依然希望哪起案子能用上 I live in hope of the right case.
我真希望你不是...这样的人 Oh, I wish you weren't... whatever it is you are.
-我知道 -夏洛克 很高兴你把一堆谋杀 - I know. - Well, glad to see you've pulled, Sherlock,
就这么带到我的婚礼上来了 what with murderers running riot at my wedding.
一个谋杀 一个几乎成功的谋杀 One murderer... One nearly murderer.
他爱夸大 你跟他一起过试试 Loves to exaggerate - you should try living with him.
夏洛克 Sherlock.
给你找来了 Got him for you.
摄影师 太棒了 谢谢 Ah, the photographer, excellent. Thank you.
我能看看你的相机吗 May I have a look at your camera?
什么事啊 我都要到家了 Erm, what's this about? I was halfway home.
你该开快点 You should have driven faster.
没错 Ah, yes. Yes!
很好 Very good.
瞧啊 真完美 Now you see... Perfect.
什么 你打算告诉我们吗 What is? Are you going to tell us?
自己看吧 Try looking yourself.
看什么 Look for what?
凶手就在照片里吗 Is the murderer in these photographs?
关键不在于照片里有什么 It's not what's in the photographs,
而是没有什么 每一张里都没有 it's what's not in them. Not in any of them.
夏洛克 Sherlock?
关于你臭显摆的事 我们不是说过了吗 The showing-off thing, we've discussed it before...
婚礼上总有一个人 不会出现在照片里 There is always a man at a wedding who is not in any photograph,
他可以随意走动 who can go anywhere.
甚至可以随身携带一个装备包 And even carry an equipment bag around with him if he likes.
而你甚至不会看到他的脸 And you never even see his face.
你就只会看到 You only ever see...
他的相机 The camera.
你这是干什么 怎么回事 What are you doing? What is this?
乔纳森·斯莫 今天的替补婚礼摄影师 Jonathan Small, today's substitute wedding photographer,
也就是"露水情人" known to us as the Mayfly Man.
他兄弟是在那场入侵中死去的新兵 His brother was one of the raw recruits killed in that incursion.
小乔想找邵托寻仇 Johnny sought revenge on Sholto,
一点点跟邵托的员工混熟 worked his way through Sholto's staff,
找到了他的切入点 found what he needed.
受邀去参加婚礼 An invitation to a wedding.
这是邵托唯一必须出席的公开场合 The one time Sholto would have to be out in public.
于是他想出了计划 并进行了预演 So he made his plan and rehearsed the murder,
确保没有一丝差错 making sure of every last detail.
聪明 冷酷 甚至可以说是偏执 Brilliant, ruthless, and almost certainly a monomaniac.
不过 他拍的照片倒真是不错 Though, in fairness, his photographs are actually quite good.
你需要的都在那儿了 Everything you need is on that.
你或许应该逮捕他什么的 You probably ought to arrest him or something.
你总是随身携带手铐吗 Do you always carry handcuffs?
-别出声 -快来 - Down, girl. - Come on, quick.
你该逮捕的不是我 福尔摩斯先生 It's not me you should be arresting, Mr Holmes.
我不逮捕人的 这事外包给别人了 Oh, I don't do the arresting, I just farm that out.
邵托 他才是杀人凶手 不是我 Sholto, he's the killer, not me.
我该快点杀死他 I should have killed him quicker.
我真是聪明反被聪明误 I shouldn't have tried to be clever.
你该开快点 You should have driven faster.
好了 Right.
天哪 Godly.
女士们先生们 今晚正式开始前 Ladies and gentlemen, just one last thing
还有一件事 before the evening begins properly.
我想为之前的事抱歉 Apologies for earlier,
出现了点危机 已经解决了 a crisis arose and was dealt with.
更重要的是 今天我们见证了两个人的誓言 More importantly, however, today we saw two people make vows.
我这辈子从未起过誓 I've never made a vow in my life
今晚之后 我也再不会这么做了 and after tonight I never will again.
那么 在诸位的见证下 So, here in front of you all,
我一生中唯一的誓言 my first and last vow.
玛丽和约翰 Mary and John,
不论如何 whatever it takes,
不论怎样 whatever happens,
从今往后 from now on,
我起誓 我会永远守护你们 I swear I will always be there.
永远 Always.
守护你们三个人 For all three of you.
抱歉 我是说 你们两个 Erm... Sorry, I mean... I mean two of you.
你们俩 我数错了 All two of you. Both of you, in fact. I just miscounted.
总之 该跳舞了 Anyway, it's time for dancing.
请再放一下音乐 Play the music again, please. Thank you.
大家跳起来吧 别害羞 OK, everybody, just dance, don't be shy.
跳起来 很好 Dancing, please. Very good.
抱歉 不小心就多做了一个推理 Sorry, that was one more deduction than I was really expecting.
-推理 -胃口大增 - Deduction? - Increased appetite...
-我饿死了 -味觉变化 - I'm starving. - Change of taste perception.
这酒可是我选的呢 真难喝 Oh, I chose this wine, but it's bloody awful!
你今早还吐过 You were sick this morning.
你以为只是婚礼紧张 You assumed it was just wedding nerves.
但我提起来的时候你发火了 You got angry with me when I mentioned it to you.
-种种迹象十分明显 -迹象 - All the signs are there. - The signs?
有三个人的迹象 The signs of three.
什么 What?
玛丽 我觉得你应该做怀孕检测 Mary, I think you should do a pregnancy test.
早期妊娠的统计数据... Well, the statistics for the first trimester are...
闭嘴 Shut up!
给我闭嘴 Just shut up.
抱歉 Sorry.
他怎么会比我先发现 我可是医生 How did he notice before me? I'm a bloody doctor.
-今天你不上班 -你也是 - It's your day off. - It's YOUR day off!
别慌 Stop. Stop panicking.
-我没慌 -怀孕的是我 我该慌 - I'm not panicking. - I'm pregnant, I'm panicking!
别慌 Don't panic.
都不许慌 None of you panic.
完全没必要慌张 Absolutely no reason to panic.
-你当然知道了 -那是 - Oh, and you'd know, of course! - Yes, I would.
你们肯定是世上最好的父母 You're already the best parents in the world,
-你们都练习过了 -什么练习 - look at all the practice you've had. - What practice?
现在你们要生宝宝了 Well, you're hardly going to need me around
就不需要再照顾我了吧 now that you've got a real baby on the way.
-你没事吧 -没事 - Are you all right? - Yeah!
跳舞吧 Dance.
都去跳舞吧 Both of you now, go, dance.
别这么傻站着 We can't just stand here,
-大家会在想我们在说什么 -是啊 - people will wonder what we're talking about. - Right.
你呢 Well, what about you?
我们不能一起跳啊 Yeah, we can't all three dance,
-不是什么都能一起做 -是啊 - there are limits. - Yes, there are.
走吧 老公 去跳舞 Come on, husband, let's go.
-这不是华尔兹吧 -不 - This isn't a waltz, is it? - No.
别担心 玛丽 我教过他了 Don't worry, Marry, I have been tutoring him.
是真的 在贝克街 He did, you know. Baker Street,
窗帘都拉上了 有一次被赫德森太太撞见 behind closed curtains. Mrs Hudson came in one time.
结果就谣言四起了 I don't know how those rumours started!
华尔兹 致玛丽和约翰 夏洛克·福尔摩斯
华生医生和太太