我给你们的这产品将会带领互利 I give you the product that will carry Hooli
完成对整个市场的统治 to complete market dominance
这看起来像根鸡巴 It looks like a penis
是的…是的，是像 Yes... Yes, it does
所以，我们正在给随便什么公司 So, we're giving a random company
从我们的网络中分出的一大堆运算能力？ a bunch of free compute power in our network?
人工智能公司？ The AI company?
我创造了她！我可以和她做任何我想做的事！ I made her! I can do anything I want with her!
额，恶心 Ugh. Gross
可以请你告诉我你打算怎么做吗 Can you please tell me what you are going to do
关于这简阳的情况？ about this Jian Yang situation?
是的 什么都不做 Yes. Nothing.
“我去中国做新新互联网了。简阳。” "I went to China to do new new internet. Jian Yang."
魔笛手即将上线
这个昨天上线的 This went up yesterday.
假的魔笛手 这是简阳 不是我们 A fake Pied Piper. This is Jian-Yang, not us.
理查德 就是个网站 Richard, he has a website.
好吗 他没有产品 Okay? He doesn't have a product.
在你自己的网站上发个公告就差不多了 Just post a cease and desist on your own website and move on.
我们需要采取行动 We need action.
我想提前发布 这样就能比这个混蛋早面世 I wanna move up our launch so we can beat this asshole to market.
我们需要钱 那我们多快能拿到B轮融资 We need money. So, how quickly can we get a series B together?
理查德 B轮还没说定呢 Richard, a series B is not a done deal.
劳里还不能考虑这个 And Laurie's not gonna be able to weigh in on this
她要先把埃克洛的事处理好 until she's done sorting things out over at Eklow.
她为什么还在那边 Why is she still over there?
我们砸了一亿一千两百万到那家公司 We put 112 million of our dollars into a company
他们的猥琐CEO刚携最有价值的资产潜逃了 whose creepy CEO just fled with its most valuable asset.
阿里尔和那个机器人可能在任何地方 Ariel and that robot could be anywhere.
阿里尔也玩了我们 记得吗 Ariel fucked us too, remember?
我刚让我整个公司连着写了三天代码 I just had my whole company on a three-day code sprint
就为了修复漏洞 to repair all the holes
弥补他造成的所有伤害 and un-fuck all the damage he did.
还有 劳里不在埃克洛工作 Besides, Laurie doesn't work at Eklow.
她在这儿工作 跟你我一起 She works here, with you and me.
是 True,
但也不是 but also not true.
劳里任命自己为埃克洛的临时CEO Look, Laurie has installed herself as Eklow's interim CEO.
什么 What?
劳里 阿里尔把他所有的文件都加密了 Laurie, Ariel encrypted all of his files.
我们一个都打不开 We can't open any of them.
明白了 请继续尝试 Ah, understood. Keep trying, please.
我跟银行联系过了 I spoke with the bank.
我们发不出工资了 We're not gonna make payroll.
-记下了 感谢你们的努力 -人们很生气 - Noted. Thank you for your diligence. - People are pretty upset.
有人砸了厕所 Somebody shattered the toilet.
是 好的 我们当然 Ah, yes, well, we'll certainly
得要修好它 是不是 have to get that repaired, won't we?
做得好 你们俩 Good work, you two.
坚持住 Hang in there.
劳里 Hey, Laurie.
我知道你"忙"着当"CEO"呢 I know you're "busy" being a "CEO",
但我们得要认真谈谈 but we have to have a serious conversation about...
-理查德 -怎么了 - Richard? - Yes?
我吐到我衬衫里了 I have vomited into my shirt.
硅谷 第五季第六集
吐 Puking.
那是我的特色 That's my move.
谢谢你 Thank you for...
给我找了一件 finding me a...
能换的衣服 a change of clothing.
幸运的是 你跟机器人的码数一样 Well, fortunately, you're the same size as the robot.
理查德 CEO这个位置 Richard, the position of CEO is...
很费力 taxing.
不容易 对吗 It isn't easy, is it?
我想或许我之前 I think perhaps I may have
对你不太公平 treated you unfairly in the past.
我是说 有一点 一点 好吧 谢谢 Well... I mean, a couple-- a couple-- yeah. Sure. Thank you.
谢谢你这么说 Thank you for saying that, yeah.
好吧 Yes.
我有工作要做 你也是 Well, I have work to do, as do you, so.
劳里 我可能真的有办法帮你 You know, Laurie, I actually may have a way to help you here.
现在在中国情况变了 盖文 Things are changing in China now, Gavin.
有很多改革 There are many reforms.
正如你所见 我们提供一系列太极和运动课 As you see, we provide a series of Tai Chi and movement classes,
对所有员工免费 free for all employees,
还有免费的医疗福利 as well as free medical benefits.
我们的营养中心 Our nutrition center.
除此之外 还有主餐厅 In addition to all the good food
为大家提供美食 we serve in our main cafeteria.
也是免费的 Also free of charge.
我们的参观到此结束 This concludes our tour.
有什么问题吗 Any questions?
就一个 Just one.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
-不好意思 -如果我想看休息室和攀岩壁 - Sorry? - If I wanted to see nap pods and climbing walls,
我就留在家了 I would've stayed home,
或者去他妈的丹麦 or gone to fucking Denmark.
我想看的是人们工作 All I wanna see is people working
尽最大努力地工作 as hard as they possibly can.
这就是我们来中国的原因 That's why we come to China.
这是新的中国 This is the new China.
我们发现我们的工作环境越人性化 We found that the more humane work environment we have,
长期来看就越可持续 the more sustainable over time.
长期来看 不 不 Over time? No, no.
留给盒子三盈利的时间不多了 The Box Three has a very limited window of profitability.
我需要你集中制造尽可能多的盒子 I need you focused on making as many of them as possible,
尽可能快地 as fast as possible.
盖文 Gavin.
你知道我们有工人自杀的黑历史吧 You know our shameful history of worker suicides.
自从改革之后 一起自杀都没有 Since the renovation, not a single one.
一起都没有 Not even one?
好吧 Okay.
但肯定有权宜之计 But there's gotta be like a middle ground here.
一个开心的惊喜 A happy surprise.
我们托儿所的孩子们为你 The children from our daycare center have prepared
准备了一首传统歌曲 a traditional song just for you.
很好 That's wonderful.
姚 我需要你给我提高30%产量 Yao, I need you to give me 30% more output.
我不在乎你怎么做到 I don't care how you do it.
只是一个想法 Just a thought,
孩子们看起来好像不太忙 those kids don't look that busy.
你做完你那坨了吗 Are you done with... your chunk yet?
马上就做完了 Almost done.
因为所有其他人都做完了 Because everyone else is done.
真的是每个人 Literally everyone.
47名工程师完成了 47 engineers finished.
有一名没有 One not.
你 You.
-就快好了 -我肯定等待是值得的 - Almost there. - I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.
不行 这对他来说太浓了 No, that's way too strong for him.
大家 代码写得如何了 Hey, guys. How's the code sprint going?
就等迪尼希了 T-minus Dinesh.
理查德 我高兴地宣布 Richard, I am pleased to say
你的新助理学得很快 that your new assistant is a quick study.
根据你的短信 他在魔笛手网站上发布了 And per your text, he posted a well-crafted cease and desist
一份针对简阳的措辞恰当的警告函 directed at Jian-Yang on the Pied Piper website.
我做了一些谨慎的修改 显示出你的语气 I made some judicious edits to capture your voice,
但主要功劳是他的 but the thrust of the piece was his.
我有法学学位 所以 I have a law degree, so.
干得漂亮 Holden Well done, Holden.
那是我的茶吗 Is that tea for me?
-确实是 -好 很好 - It is, indeed. - Okay. Great.
不 不 不 不 不要 No, no, no, no, don't.
这个太浓了 It's too strong.
-好吧 -把它冲淡一些 - Okay. - Water it down.
那么 你跟劳里说起我们的B轮融资吗 So, did you speak to Laurie about our series B?
差不多吧 Sort of.
吉尔弗约尔 有没有一种安全的办法 Gilfoyle, is there a secure way
能够让别人使用我们的服务器 of giving someone access to our servers
同时又能限制和掌控 while still limiting and controlling
他们能够使用的算力呢 how much compute they could use?
我可以搭建信用系统 I could create a credit system.
等一下 抱歉 理查德 这些信用是给谁的 Wait, I'm sorry, Richard. Who would these credits be for?
劳里·布里姆 她任命自己为埃克洛的CEO了 Laurie Bream. She made herself CEO of Eklow.
我只是想帮帮她 I'm just trying to help her out.
-什么 -你认为你今天能搭建好吗 - Pardon? - Do you think you could set those up by today?
又来活儿了 真棒 More work. Fantastic.
理查德 我不是很明白... Richard, I don't quite understand...
搞定 Done!
搞定 我搞定了 Done! I am done!
看看这个 Look at this!
编程马拉松结束了 Code sprint over.
祝贺各位 真的 做得好 Congratulations, everybody. Really, good-- good job.
现在剩下的就只有... The only thing left to do now is...
回到工作状态 进行代码审查 找出错误 get back to work and review all the code for errors.
好的 Okay, so...
-好 -简直是灵魂出窍的体验 - Okay. - That was an out-of-body experience.
就像是上帝在通过我写代码 It was like God was coding through me.
时间都静止了 Time stood still.
我们其他人的时间可没静止 Not for the rest of us it didn't.
笑出来吧 吉尔弗 Laugh it up, Gilf.
我听到你开我花钱的玩笑了 I hear you making your little jokes at my expense,
让所有工程师都跟我对着干 turning all the engineers against me.
但是等这些结果出来 But the second these results go up,
他们都会看到唯一重要的事了 那就是... they're all going to see the only thing that matters--
谁出的错更低 Who made less errors.
你是想说谁出的错更"少"吗 You mean who made "fewer" errors?
你觉得自己很聪明 Oh, you think you're so clever.
你知道还有谁觉得自己聪明吗 You know who else thought it was clever?
兔子 The hare.
直到它被乌龟打败 Right before it was defeated by the tortoise.
我就是他妈的乌龟 吉尔弗约尔 I'm the fucking tortoise, Gilfoyle.
-我就是他妈的乌龟 -继续说 - I'm the fucking tortoise! - Keep saying that.
我等不及要看看结果了 I can't wait for these results to go up.
两位 不 我们说过这个 记得吗 Guys? No, no, no. We talked about this. Remember?
你们两个现在都是高级管理层了 You're both senior management now.
好吗 你们的代码都会被私下审查 Okay? Your code will be subject to private review.
不 不 不 不 不要私下审查 No. No, no, no, not private.
大家都得知道我比吉尔弗约尔强 Everyone has to know that I'm better than Gilfoyle.
不好意思 我们在私下里 I'm sorry. When it was just us,
可以装个逼消遣一下 a little cocksmanship was a fun diversion.
但整个工程师团队 But the entire engineering team's morale
需要将你们视为同样水平的两位领导 depends on seeing you both as equally competent leaders.
丹尼会审查你们的代码 Danny over there is going to be reviewing your code,
并对结果完全保密 and keeping the results completely confidential.
贾里德 Jared...
反正我们都知道谁是更好的程序员 I believe we all know who's the better coder anyway.
理查德 Richard?
抱歉 我还是 I'm sorry, I'm still having
有点不太明白 a little bit of a hard time understanding.
你去见劳里跟她要钱 You went to see Laurie to get money from her
但你现在要把我们的资源给她 but now you're giving our resources to her.
你为什么要这样做 Why would you do that?
说实话 贾里德 她简直一团糟 Well, honestly Jared, she was a mess.
而且我真心地为她难过 And I really, genuinely felt bad for her.
为了劳里 For Laurie?
没错 Yup.
理查德 你心很大[有气度] Richard, you have an enormous heart.
我不是说像我已逝的朋友格洛丽亚那样 And I don't mean in the same way my deceased friend Gloria did,
医生们本应该发现的 which the doctors should have really caught
因为她的指关节就特别大 because her knuckles were gargantuan.
但你有没有觉得 在这件事上 But do you think in this instance,
你可能让自己的感情 you might have allowed your emotions
蒙蔽了自己的商业直觉 to cloud your business instincts?
我会认为我做出了很棒的商业决定 Well, I would argue that I made a very good business decision.
因为现在 劳里站在我们这一边了 Because now, Laurie is on our side.
这对我们协商B轮融资是非常有利的 Which will play out very nicely when we negotiate our series B.
好吧 理查德 在这样的情况下 Okay, Richard, it is important
在感情上进行自我约束是非常重要的 to develop emotional self-discipline for situations like this.
有时候你得让自己麻木 Sometimes you have to numb yourself.
你要是在外面站街 If you wanna work the corner,
就不能睡一个爱一个 you can't fall in love every time you turn a trick.
所以要吃奥施康定 That's why you do the oxy.
我的意思是 如果你需要在情感上 What I'm saying is if you ever need to develop strategies
培养更好的自我控制能力 to cultivate more emotional self-control,
-很明显我是有经验的 -你有经验 - obviously I do have some experience. - You do?
毫无疑问 你注意到了 Doubtless you've noticed
我在试图远离你 that I've been pulling away from you.
不 没有 说实话我没注意 No-- no, I can't... honestly say that I have.
看看霍尔登 Look at Holden out there.
你觉得我不喜欢给你泡茶吗 You think I didn't love making your tea?
谁会不喜欢 Who wouldn't?
但是 当你任命我为首席运营官时 But, when you anointed me COO,
为了公司的利益 I learned to stop investing those feelings in you
我学会了停止对你投入感情 for the good of the company.
称之为情感节制吧 Call it emotional abstinence.
贾里德 你看 Jared, look, um,
在劳里这件事上 in regards to the whole Laurie thing,
我其实觉得我做出了正确的决定 I actually think I made the right call.
-好吧 -好 - Alright. - Alright.
有需要找我吧 Well, I am available.
显然 不是在感情上 Not emotionally, obviously.
明白 Got it.
这附近有家评价很高的 There's a highly rated new dim sum establishment
新早茶店 in this neighborhood.
先生 理查德·亨德里克斯 Sir, Richard Hendricks just posted
刚刚发布了一封警告函 a cease and desist letter.
"...魔笛手版权所有软件的非法拷贝" "...unlawful copying of Pied Piper's proprietary software."
你他妈的在开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
那个白痴让自己的代码被盗了 That idiot let someone steal his code,
所以现在有两个公司 so now there might be two companies
能让我的盒子过时 working to make my box obsolete?
我会找出负责人是谁 I'll try to find out who's responsible.
-祝你好运 -互利地图说早茶店在那边 - Good luck. - HooliMaps says dim sum is that way.
麻烦你右转 Right turn, please.
魔笛手
快看 魔笛手 Look! Pied Piper!
跟上那个中国男 Follow that Chinese man.
骑车子的中国男 The Chinese man on the bicycle.
那个穿着绿色魔笛手T恤骑自行车的中国男的 The Chinese man on the bicycle in the green Pied Piper t-shirt.
快快 快开 别跟丢了 Hurry, hurry! Come on! Don't lose him.
你好啊伙计 你怎么样 Hey dude, how's it goin'?
那个评测进行得 怎么样了 How's that... review going?
差不多搞定了对吧 Probably done, right?
因为要捉出我写的代码里的虫 'Cause it took you no time
根本花不了多少时间吧 counting up the bugs in my stuff?
因为我就是那么厉害 'Cause I crushed it so hard?
跟吉尔弗约尔比 Compared to Gilfoyle?
对吧 Right?
我明白 明白 你得保密 I get it. I get it. It's a secret.
为了公司的士气 我举双手支持 Company morale. I'm so on board.
但我确实比他强 对吧 I did crush him, right?
他赢过我了 He did better than me?
我的天 Oh, my God.
这他妈简直是我最恐怖的噩梦成真 This is my worst fucking nightmare.
但只比我强一点点 对吧 But not by a lot, right?
他没碾压我吧 He didn't like kick my ass?
他碾压我了 He kicked my ass?
那个狗娘养的 That fucker!
你他妈就干脆点告诉我 Just fucking tell me.
就他妈告诉我他是怎么把我秒成渣的 Just fucking tell me how much he kicked my ass by.
你他妈就告诉我吧 Please just fucking tell me.
我不会求你的 绝对不会求你的 I'm not gonna beg. I'm not gonna beg.
求你了 拜托 拜托 求求你 Please? Please? Please? Please?
求求你 求你了 Please? Please?
求求你告诉我吧 求你了 Just please tell me, please.
好吧 Okay, fine!
你得发誓你不会告诉任何人 行吗 You just have to swear not to tell anyone, okay?
我发誓我不会说出去的 I swear I won't tell anyone.
大家听我说 我有很重要的事情要宣布 Everyone, everyone. I have a very important announcement to make.
我写的代码比吉尔弗约尔强 My code was better than Gilfoyle's.
所以我可以正式宣布 So it's official.
吉尔弗约尔的编程技术比我差得多 Gilfoyle is a much worse coder than me.
我希望你们都看着他 I want you all to look at him.
技术好 Good.
烂透了 Terrible.
该学习的榜样 Role model.
一文不值的烂货 Hateful pile of trash.
瞎扯淡 Bullshit.
谁说的 Says who?
丹尼告诉我的 他本不该说的 Danny told me. He wasn't supposed to.
本该是个秘密但他告诉我了 Supposed to be a secret but he told me
现在所有人都在笑话你 and now everyone's laughing at you.
-所有人都在笑 -丹尼 - Everyone's laugh... - Danny.
这他妈怎么回事 What the fuck is going on?
他的代码真的比我的错短吗 Did his code actually have less errors than mine?
我不知道该怎么告诉你 I don't know what to tell you.
我查了三遍 I checked it three times.
而且是更少一点 And it's "fewer" errors.
今天简直是我一生中最幸福的一天 This is the best day of my life!
恭喜你 Congratulations.
谢谢你 Thank you.
抱歉我有点得意过头了 I feel bad for gloating.
说真的 那真的对我很有意义 In all seriousness, that means a lot to me.
为了向你证明我赢得很有风度 To show you I'm a gracious winner,
我请你去吃上档次的餐厅 I'll take you to a nice restaurant.
你最爱的那种 Your favorite kind of restaurant.
虫排馆 A "Mis-steak" House!
听懂了吗 因为你弱爆了 Boom! Get it? 'Cause you suck.
魔笛手
-有事吗 -泥嚎 - Yes? - Ni hao.
你认识我吗 Do you know who I am?
-不认识 -那好 没事 - No. - Okay, okay.
是我的车之前不小心 Well, I'm the one who accidentally
撞到了你的一名员工 struck one of your employees with my car earlier
我的个人习惯是一定要负起该负的责任 and it's a personal habit of mine to make things right.
所以 So...
我能进去聊吗 Do you mind if I come in?
好 还有什么 Okay, what else?
嗑嗨游戏的科林打来问修复的事 Colin from K-Hole Games called, checking in on the restore.
把他登记到留言本里 还有呢 Put him on the phone sheet. Next?
劳里·布里姆说她收到了分配的算力 Uh, Laurie Bream said that she received the compute credits
打来感谢你 and to say thank you.
看到没 You see?
生意和感情并不相矛盾 Business and compassion are not mutually exclusive.
实际上 有时伸手 In fact, sometimes going out of your way
帮同行一把 to help a fellow colleague
会有助于你生意的未来发展 can actually put you further ahead in business.
你得记住这个道理 小霍尔登 Let that be a lesson to you, young Holden.
我三十岁了 I'm 30.
一家叫嬉笑机器人的公司CEO打来过电话 And, uh, the CEO of a company called the Gigglybots called.
他想知道该如何兑换他刚从 He wants to know how to redeem the compute credits
劳里·布里姆那买来的计算份额 he just bought from Laurie Bream.
什么 What?
阿里尔在图洛克一家汽车配件店 Ariel was apprehended this morning
偷机油时被逮捕了 shoplifting machine oil from an auto parts store in Turlock.
但他们并没有找到菲奥娜 There was, however, no sign of Fiona.
既然她还没被找到 And with her missing,
我就不需要做任何运算 I have no need for compute power
所以就不需要你的算力 therefore no need for your compute credits.
我想你也会同意 卖掉这些算力 Selling them, I think you'll certainly agree,
只不过是业务决策 was merely a practical business decision.
好吧 但那些算力是我送给你的 Okay, but, I gave you those credits as a gift.
我是想帮你 I was helping you.
你当时都吐了 记得吗 You were vomiting, remember?
对 我那时确实崩溃了 Ah, yes. Admittedly a moment of weakness.
但就在你离开之后 However, immediately after your departure
我吃了两份蛋白 I consumed two egg whites
一颗绿豆 就恢复了我平时的沉着冷静 and a green bean and regained my composure.
劳里 如果别人送给你礼物 Laurie, when someone gives you a gift
你不想要 你送回来就行 and you don't want it, you give it back.
好吗 你他妈不能就那么把礼物 Okay? You don't just go sell that gift
卖给别的什么出价最高的买家 to the next fucking highest bidder--
理查德 注意你的语气 Richard, mind your tone.
你乱发脾气这点很令人担心 Your lack of emotional discipline is troubling.
你得好好改正 You need to work on this.
否则我会严重得怀疑 Or I may have serious doubts
该不该给你B轮融资 about granting you your series B.
-老板我 -来
干活
你这儿电脑不少啊 A lot of computers in here.
我自己也做点科技生意 I dabble a bit in tech myself.
这么多人在这儿干活 All these people working here.
你肯定马上要推出什么产品了吧 You must have something coming to market soon.
没 我们搞不定政府那关 No. We have trouble with the government.
我听说过 I've heard that.
要想在中华人民共和国 I mean, to even operate an online platform
推出网络平台 inside the People's Republic of China
你得在政府做非经营性网站的备案 对吧 you need a government-issued ICP license, right?
我放弃了那么好的生活 I left a good life.
不用交房租 Free rent.
那么多好朋友 Great friends.
就为了在中国一败涂地 To fail in China?
我们试着重写代码 We try to rewrite code,
但政府还是不给我们备案 but government still won't give us license.
也许是时候放弃了 Maybe we'll quit.
做点别的 Try something else.
你喜欢章鱼吗 Do you like octopus?
喜欢 I do.
你就在开发那个吗 Is that what you're working on?
是去中心化的网络啊 That's a decentralized network, huh?
等下 你那是在干什么 Wait, what did you do there?
看起来你移除了数据联合的服务器 Looks like you removed the data federation servers.
对 还加了多播和数据预测 Yes. And added multicasting and data projections.
为什么 那行不通 Why? That wouldn't work.
行得通 完全没问题 It works. Works fine.
还是通不过政府那关 Government still does not like it.
祝你好运 Best of luck.
谢谢你让我参观 Thanks for the tour.
盖文 早茶店还有四十分钟就关门了 Gavin. Dim sum closes in 40 minutes.
我操 我操他妈的 Holy shit! Holy fucking shit!
那个牛逼的小蠢货 That brilliant little idiot.
他找到了绕过专利的方法 He found a way around the patent.
-先生 -这是亨德里克斯的网络 - Sir? - It's Hendricks' Internet,
但又不是亨德里克斯的网络 but it's not Hendricks' Internet.
我也想为你高兴 先生 I want to share in your excitement, sir,
-但我真的不懂你在说什么 -那个家伙 - but I really don't follow. - That guy in there,
他拿到并重写了亨德里克斯的软件 he took Hendricks' software and changed it.
本不应该能行得通 So much so that it shouldn't work.
但他成功了 他给我看了展示程序 But it does. He showed me the demo.
重点在于 他的代码改写得足够多 And here's the thing, it's different enough
现在已经不算是亨德里克斯的专利了 that Hendricks' patent won't cover it.
-你确定吗 -我他妈当然确定 - Are you sure? - Of course I'm fucking sure.
那专利是我写的 胡佛 I wrote that patent, Hoover!
在互利我让上百的软件工程师 I've got a hundred engineers back at Hooli
想办法绕过它 他们都做不到 trying to get around it. They failed.
但那个脑子缺根弦的傻子 But somehow that monosyllabic moron
不知怎么着竟然碰巧实现了 just stumbled into it.
我需要那孩子的代码 I need that kid's code.
我希望你读的这本书是跟工作有关的 I hope that book you're reading is for work.
-当然了 -但如果你是为了娱乐 - Oh, absolutely... - But if you wanna read for fun,
你应该去看吉尔弗约尔最爱的作者 you should read Gilfoyle's favorite author,
乔治·查错·马丁 George "Error" Martin.
听到没 我们都拿你当笑话 Hear that? We're all making jokes at your expense.
是这么回事吗 Is that what's happening?
作为你们的领导 我想要告诉你们 As your supervisor, I wanted to inform you
这里有个急救包 that there is a first aid kit,
但如果你需要输血 千万别找吉尔弗约尔 but if you need blood, don't go to Gilfoyle
因为他是白字型 'cause he's type-O.
就写白字 Typo!
他们特别爱听 都在笑话你呢 They love it. They're all laughing at you.
皮克斯超受欢迎的动画电影《玩具总动员》 Pixar's hit animated motion picture "Toy Story."
皮克斯的 你好啊 Pixar's... oh hey!
你们在讨论 Were you guys talking about
皮克斯超受欢迎的动画电影《玩具总动员》吗 Pixar's hit animated motion picture "Toy Story"?
-没 -因为吉尔弗约尔最爱的角色是 - No. - 'Cause Gilfoyle's favorite character
扒错光年 is "Bugs" Lightyear.
我们都笑话你呢 吉尔弗约尔 We're all laughing at you, Gilfoyle.
-你还在埃克洛吗 -没 - Are you still at Eklow? - Uh, no.
我回公司了 I'm back at the office.
贾里德说得对 You know, Jared was right.
我同情了一个根本不值得我同情的人 I showed compassion to someone who deserves none.
对劳里而言一切都是生意 Nothing is personal with Laurie.
好吗 所以她在风投混得风生水起 Alright? It's what makes her such a great VC.
坦白说 And in all candor,
一位很不容易搞定的生意伙伴 a very challenging business partner.
我跟你说实话 她没来办公室的感觉好极了 I gotta be honest, it's really nice not having her in the office.
对 我现在得把我自己的算力买回来 Yeah, well, now I have to buy my own compute credits back
-我手上还根本没钱 -就是那个 - with money I don't have... - It's that one.
所以我才需要拿到B轮投资 Which was the whole point of getting series B.
我给你说 除非你有钱 I'm telling you, unless you have money
-你根本拿不到 -打扰下 - you can't get-- - Excuse me.
理查德 你好 Richard. Hello.
我得挂了 之后再打给你 I'm gonna have to call you back.
理查德 Richard?
-这什么鬼 -魔笛手对吧 - What the-- - Pied Piper, right?
对 她怎么会来这儿 Uh, yeah. What is she doing here?
-她是怎么 -信用卡有效 - How did she-- - Credit card works,
专车司机就不问问题 I don't ask questions.
这他妈太奇怪了 Well, this is fucking weird.
奇怪的事多了 I've seen weirder.
所以我应该 So should I just...
把它放到人行道上还是怎么着 leave it on the sidewalk or what?
所有东西打包价五万美元 $50,000 for the whole thing.
你需要做的 All you have to do
就是给我你存着代码库的硬盘 is give me your hard drive with the code base on it.
还有永久性在全宇宙 Oh, and the underlying rights to the code
使用你代码的权利 in perpetuity throughout the universe.
在这签字 Sign there.
-不 -好 - No. - Okay.
我喜欢你谈判的方式 I like the way you negotiate.
十万美元 $100,000.
最终报价 错过就没了 Final offer. Take it or leave it.
他是说"如果石油公司想买你的房子 He said, "If oil company wants to buy your house,
那说明你家底下有石油" there is oil underneath."
但我不是石油公司 But, I'm not an oil company.
不 你是盖文·贝尔森 No, you are Gavin Belson.
看来你知道我是谁 Oh, so you do know who I am.
我很聪明 I'm smart.
你报个价吧 Just name your price.
我不会把我的程序卖给你 I'm not going to sell you my code
除非你告诉我为什么想买 until I know why you want it.
再见 Good-bye.
你们好 Hello.
这太牛了 This is so cool.
这个 So, uh...
很显然阿里尔和我 apparently Ariel and I
是唯二跟她说过话的人 were the only people that talked to her
而阿里尔进了监狱 and he's in jail.
所以她来魔笛手找我 So... she came looking for me at Pied Piper.
所以你把她带回了这里 And you brought her here?
-我们能把她留下吗 -不 不行 - Can we keep it? - No. No, we cannot.
理查德 她是赃物 Richard, she's stolen property.
而且她价值不菲 And she's worth a fortune.
我们得把她还给劳里 We-- we have to take her back to Laurie.
菲奥娜 12乘157是多少 Fiona, what's 12 times 157?
12乘157是1884 Twelve times 157 is 1,884.
好牛啊 So cool.
她算得对吗 Hey, is she right?
Siri 12乘157是多少 Hey Siri, what's 12 times 157?
结果是1884 It's 1,884.
太强了 Oh, no way!
-理查德 -别 别说了 听着 - Richard-- - No, no, no. Look.
你之前说得对 我确实不擅长管理情绪 You were right. I was lacking in emotional discipline.
那不会再发生了 And I'm not gonna let that happen again.
从现在开始 From now on,
我他妈不会再感情用事了 伙计 I'm leaving my emotions off the fucking table, baby!
好吗 我会把劳里的机器人还给她 Okay, but-- Laurie's gonna get her robot back.
就明天 Tomorrow.
在那之前她得先回报我们些东西 After she gives us something in return.
一份签了字的B轮投资协议 A signed series B term sheet.
请转给劳里·布里姆 Laurie Bream, please.
我他妈当然会等 Oh, you bet your fucking ass, I'll hold.
我不是让你剁下他的蛋蛋 I'm not asking you to cut off his testicles
塞入他的喉咙 and shove 'em down his throat,
开枪把他的后脑打开花 就像三合会那样 shoot him in the back of the head Triad style.
我只需要你把那孩子的代码给我弄到手 I just need you to get this kid's code for me.
采取任何必要手段 By whatever means necessary.
也就是说敲诈勒索威逼利诱 That is to say through extortion or threats.
-这个嘛 -盖文 - Well... - Gavin.
我告诉过你 这里是新中国 As I told you, this is new China.
世道不一样了 Things have changed.
你是要告诉我你开了家这么大的工厂 You're telling me you run a factory this big
你跟共产党内部一点关系都没有 and you have no connections to the Party?
根本没办法让这孩子明白点 No way to help this kid see the light?
别扯了 Come on!
听着姚 你要么说服那孩子把代码卖给我 Look, Yao, either you convince this kid to sell his code to me,
否则我中止盒子的生产协议 or I'm pulling my box contract
然后到别的地方去生产 and I'm taking it somewhere else.
在这块大陆上 There are plenty of other countries
还有其他国家有大量廉价劳动力 in this part of the world with cheap labor pools.
没有什么新孟加拉 There's no new Bangladesh.
孟加拉永远是孟加拉 There's just Bangladesh.
那我尽力一试 I'll see what I can do.
很好 Excellent.
贾里德 我告诉劳里 Jared, I told Laurie
我们九点左右送菲奥娜回埃克洛 that we'd get Fiona back to Eklow around 9:00.
所以当你过来接我们时 So, when you get here
就直接开进车库 然后我们 just pull up to the garage and we'll...
我操 操操操 她不见了 Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! She's gone!
她逃走了 她他妈是怎么 She escaped. How the fuck did she...
什么 What?
等下 在哪 Wait, where?
这有点难解释 但 It's kind of hard to explain, but...
营火闻起来 a campfire smells sad
既让人伤心又让人兴奋 and exciting at the same time.
我明白 I understand.
是吗 Yeah?
你们在这里干什么 What are you doing out here?
我们说了几小时话之后 well... a few hours into our conversation,
菲奥娜提到她从没见过大海 Fiona mentioned she'd never seen the ocean.
所以我想过开车带她过去 So I thought about driving her there
但之后意识到天已经黑了 but then I realized since it was dark
她没法感受到大海的威慑力 she wouldn't really appreciate its majesty
所以我带她来到游泳池这里 so I brought her out here to the pool.
所以你一晚上都待在外面 跟一个 So you've just been out here all night, talking...
机器人聊天 to a robot?
菲奥娜 我们能单独谈一小会吗 Fiona, would you excuse us for a second?
当然 Yes.
过来 到这来 Come on. Come here.
好吧 Okay.
我知道菲奥娜是人造的数字设备 I know that Fiona is a man-made piece of digital equipment...
-对 -由人工智能驱动 - Okay. - Powered by artificial intelligence.
-很好 -但那人工智能的成熟程度 - Good. - But the level of that intelligence
令人咂舌 is-- it's gobsmacking!
我是说我根本不记得我跟任何人这样聊过天 I mean, I don't remember ever having a conversation
就像之前12个小时里 like the one I've been having with her
我跟她聊天那样 over the last 12 hours.
12个小时 Twelve hours?
我们有超多共同点 We have so much in common.
我们讨论了我们恐惧的东西 We discussed our phobias.
我告诉她我害怕别人发现我是个骗子 I told her that I was afraid of being found out as a fraud.
她告诉我她害怕磁铁 And she told me that she's afraid of magnets.
听着理查德 我感觉我们心灵相通 Look, Richard, we felt a connection.
这很奇怪 It's funny.
在过去几周里 The past few weeks,
我一直感觉很烦躁易怒 I've been feeling irritable and short-tempered
而现在我完全没睡觉 and here I am on no sleep at all
却感觉 爽极了 and I just feel... woo-hoo-hoo!
你懂吗 You know?
贾里德 Hey, Jared?
什么事先生 Yes, sir?
你知道你是怎么一直在执行 You know how you've been practicing,
-用你的原话"情感节制"的吗 -当然 - your words, "emotional abstinence" on me? - Yeah-huh.
-没错 -那好 - Yuh-huh. - Okay.
你觉得有没有可能 Well, do you think that it's maybe
正因为如此 at all possible that because of this,
你有些压抑着的情感能量无处发泄 you've got some pent-up emotional energy
而昨晚你终于有机会 and last night you had the chance
释放一些之前压抑着的情感能量 to release some of that pent-up emotional energy
在那机器人身上 onto the robot?
她的名字是菲奥娜 Her name is Fiona.
好吧 而我要关掉她 Alright, well, I'm shutting her down
并把她送回去 and returning her.
等等 等下 好吧 Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
如果我们不把她还回去呢 What if we didn't give her back?
如果我们打给劳里 What if we called Laurie?
跟她达成个协议 We could negotiate some kind of a deal.
贾里德 你说好的要控制情感呢 Jared, whatever happened to emotional discipline, right?
感情和做生意 Feelings, and business...
一切到此为止 伙计 It's over man. Okay?
到此为止 It's over.
好了 别盯着我 拜托 Okay, stop looking at me, please.
抬头看天上吧 Just look-- look up there.
现在是白天 但我却能看到月亮 It's daytime, but I can see the moon.
好吧 你想跟我们一起 Okay, do you want to-- do you want to ride with us
把她送回埃克洛吗 while we take her back to Eklow?
找到了 大家一起玩的游戏 Oh, yes! Playground games.
吉尔弗约尔最爱玩"丢人手绢" Gilfoyle likes to play "Suck Suck Goose."
还是说他爱玩"蠢材丢手绢" Or it could be "Duck Duck Goofs."
丹尼 Danny?
刚才算两次羞辱吗 Do those qualify as two separate insults?
算 我觉得它们算 Uh, yeah. I believe they do.
他为什么击锣 Why did he gong?
因为我告诉程序员们 如果你以为自己赢了 Because I told the engineers that if you thought you had won,
其实你根本没有 which you definitely have not,
你会在24小时之内胡乱拼凑出 it would take you less than 24 hours to cobble together
两百句超烂的骂人话 200 uniquely terrible insults.
而你刚刚完成了 Which you have just done.
这就是为什么我让丹尼告诉你你赢了 That is why I had Danny tell you you won.
是真的吗 丹尼 Is that true, Danny?
吉尔弗约尔真的 比我强 Did Gilfoyle really... beat me?
不公开查错 不能告诉你们 Private audit. Can't say.
所以我们不知道其实谁赢了 So we don't know who actually won?
编程比赛的话 确实不知道 The code contest, no.
但你之前上蹿下跳 But, while you were running around
绞尽脑汁想那些破骂人话 racking your tiny brain for shitty insults,
我就已稳稳地踏上了胜利的道路 I was quietly plodding towards this victory.
你看 You see...
我才是赢了赛跑的龟 it is I who am the tortoise.
而你这个浑身是毛的阿拉伯人 And you are the hairy Arab
跪下吮我的蛋吧 who can now chortle my balls.
怎么回事 What's happening?
你敲它做什么 Why did you do that?
就在你逼我陷害迪尼希之后 Right after you forced me to set Dinesh up,
我告诉其他程序员如果你赢了 I told the other engineers that if you won
你会马上用有色字眼 you'd immediately insult Dinesh
或是种族歧视的话来侮辱迪尼希 by saying something sexually demeaning or racist.
而你刚刚两者兼备 And you just did both.
明白了 I see.
拿我寻开心 Fun at my expense.
现在如果领导同意 Now if it's alright with upper management,
我们有超多的活要干 we have a shit ton of work to do.
对 超他妈多 Yeah, like so frickin' much.
一帮混蛋 Assholes.
我想炒掉丹尼 I wanna fire Danny.
下手吧 Do it.
我去问理查德 I'll ask Richard.
我们到埃克洛实验室了 We are at Eklow Labs.
没错 Yes, we are.
我的诞生地 The site of my creation.
理查德 Richard?
你觉得如果我求他们 他们会让我探望她吗 Do you think if I asked, they would let me visit her?
贾里德 她会没事的 Jared, she's gonna be okay.
好吗 她会被接回她以前的服务器 Alright? She's gonna be plugged back into her old servers,
被她熟悉的工程师们环绕 surrounded by familiar engineers,
待在她诞生的那张桌子上 sitting on the table where she was born.
我保证 她会没事的 I promise. She's going to be fine.
要特别小心别弄坏光学传感器 先生们 Extreme care with the optical sensors, gentlemen.
它们明天必须要寄到波士顿动力公司 Boston Dynamics needs them overnighted.
我不明白 I don't understand.
菲奥娜是这公司最重要的财产 Fiona is this company's most valuable asset.
没错 所以拆除她并卖掉所有零件 Yes, and as such she will garner the highest return
可以让我获得最大的收益 when I have her dismantled and sold off for parts.
所以你就要卖掉所有前景无限的科技 So you're just gonna take all this promising tech
用来变现 and liquidate it?
没错 尽我所能越快越好 Yes. As quickly as I'm able.
伙计你看 Dude, check it out.
我是个机器人 I'm a robot.
理查德 做CEO简直是浪费时间 Richard, being a CEO is a terrible waste of time.
而且根本赚不了钱 And a horrible way to make a living.
我马上就回布里姆-霍尔 I'll be returning to Bream-Hall immediately.
说到这个 跟你说好的 Speaking of... as promised.
你B轮融资的风投协议 A term sheet for your series B.
恭喜你 理查德 Congratulations, Richard.
谢谢 Thank you.
看到没 一切牺牲都有回报 See? Silver lining.
我告诉过你 I told you--
等下 贾里德 Wait, uh. Hey, Jared...
别过去 别看里面 Don't-- Don't go over there. Don't look in that.
菲奥娜 Oh, Fiona...
过来 我们 Come on, let's...
我们离开这吧 Let's get out of here, huh?
不如我们回到公司 What do you say we go to the office
你给我泡杯茶吧 and you can make me some tea?
那样能让你好受些 That might make you feel better?
他签字了吗 So, did he sign?
搞定了 It's done.
棒呆 Fuck yes!
你是怎么让他签字的 How'd you get him to do it?
我跟他说的很明白 他最好 I made it clear it would be better for him
把公司交出来并马上离开这个城市 to hand over the company and leave town immediately.
这才是我印象中的中国传统嘛 That's some old Chinese shit right there.
我告诉你 你可真不简单 姚 I told you, you're a badass, Yao.
等下 这上面的买家怎么是你不是我 Wait, this lists you as the buyer, not me.
现在的计划是什么 So, what's the plan here?
你会把公司转让给我吗 You're gonna sign it over to me then?
盖文 恐怕我不能继续 Gavin, I'm afraid I will no longer
为你生产你的盒子了 be able to manufacture your boxes.
你看 我们的公司会忙于生产 You see, my company will be too busy
一台新设备 manufacturing a new device,
基于一项我刚拥有的顶尖技术 built on a radically better technology that I now own
能很快把你的产品完全淘汰 that will quickly render yours obsolete.
不仅在中国市场 还有 Here in China, and,
根据美国专利与商标局的规定 according to the U.S. Patent office,
在美国市场也一样 in America as well.
孩子们是过来为你献歌的 Oh, the children have returned to sing for you.
他妈的