太棒了 我们刚刚给了 That was awesome. We just fed our hogs
'尾帧'那帮混蛋当头一击 To those EndFrame motherfuckers.
我不确定 I don't know.
妈的 Oh, shit.
理查德 Richard.
我刚接到'尾帧'的马克打来的电话 I just got a call from Marc at EndFrame.
好吧 Yeah. Uh...
很抱歉我们没谈拢 罗斯 Sorry that that deal didn't go through, Russ,
但这个评测对我们来说至关重要 But this bake-off can be huge for us.
我们应该赶紧开始 And we should actually get started.
-还有很多事情要做 -没错 - We have a lot of work to do. - Yeah.
我们是有很多事情要做 理查德 We have a lot of work to do, Richard.
很多 A lot.
今天我们要喝完这一整瓶龙舌兰 We have to drink this entire bottle of tequila today.
-什么 -来评测 小婊砸 - What? - Bake-off, bitch.
我们来狂欢 喝一杯 Let's get fucked up. Shots, baby.
-我...我不喝 -理查德 - I don't... I don't... - Richard,
这是我的自创品牌 This is my own brand.
三逗号 Tres comas.
你知道这在西班牙语里是什么意思吗 Do you know what that means in Spanish?
-三逗... -不 Three comm... Nope.
是三逗号 Three commas.
这就是当我们打败'尾帧' As in, the number I'll have
狠狠赚上一笔之后 when we are done kicking the tar out of endframe
我将拥有的钱数 and I make that fuck pile of intersite money.
我说的没错吧 来吧 喝一杯 Am I right? Come on, shots.
所以你没生气 So you're not mad?
当然没有 No, of course not.
好吧 我就只喝一杯 Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll just do one shot.
我们要为重回十亿富翁干一杯 We are going to drink to re-billionizing.
好吧 Okay.
敬重回十亿 To re-billionizing.
-敬重回十亿 -没错 - To re-billionizing. - That's it.
再来一杯吗 One more?
罗斯 Russ...
我们需要给律师付钱 We need to pay our lawyers...
给工程师发工资 And we need to pay our engineers.
所以你走前能再给我们写一张支票吗 So, before you go, can you just write us another check please?
什么 不行 理查德 现在给你钱 What? No, Richard, giving you money right now
只会害了你 is the worst thing I could do for you.
什么 为什么 怎么会 What? Why? How?
看看刚发生了什么吧 Look what just happened.
我威胁撤资 你就变成了一头饿狼 I threatened to walk and you turned lean and hungry,
杀出一条通向一千五百万订单的血路 and you clawed your way into a $15-million deal.
等你赢了这次评测 And when you win this bake-off,
就因为我不给你钱 because I gave you no money,
等我重回三逗号俱乐部 and I get my... third comma back...
我向你保证 理查德 I promise you this, Richard.
我会回到这来 你我将一起 I'm gonna come back here and you and I are gonna polish off
擦亮这三逗号酒瓶 this entire motherfucking bottle of tres comas together.
把它高高地挂起来 Put it right up high.
来啊 别让我干等着 Come on! Don't leave me hanging.
就是这样 就该这么做生意 That's it! That's how we do business.
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'纽核力'广告购买量将是史上最多 The Nucleus ad buy will be the largest in our history.
七七
小七
产品曝光度史无前例 Awareness of this product will be unprecedented.
七七
小七
菲力
蓝光章鱼X
只有我一个人担心曝光过度吗 Yeah. Am I the only one concerned about over-exposure?
菲力
蓝光章鱼X
我们还没见到平台 Well, we haven't seen the platform yet,
王大可
酸奶
但我们计划将'纽核力'推向 but we're planning on slipping Nucleus
王大可
酸奶
有影响力的技术记者和博主 to influential tech journalists and bloggers.
时间轴
因为毫无疑问 他们一看到'纽核力' Because, certainly, once they see Nucleus--
阿包
安安
抱歉 这策略听起来太循规蹈矩 Sorry, sorry. That strategy just sounds so inside the box.
阿包
安安
时间轴
校对
面条打包子
何不更有创意一点 Might it not be more innovative
让'纽核力'保持神秘 To shroud nucleus in mystery
后期
直到明年一月正式发布的时候 until the official roll out next January?
阿小小海
盖文 抱歉这么问 Gavin, I'm sorry.
总监
面条打包子
但'纽核力'还顺利吗 Is everything okay with Nucleus?
我们还跟得上进度 是吗 We are on schedule, yes?
因为由于你的保证 Because based on your assurances,
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倾情奉献
我们为它的表现投入了相当大的财力与人力 we've staked substantial resources on its performance.
新浪微博
@小逗比_美剧派
倾情奉献
董事会的先生们 以及瑞秋 Gentlemen of the board, and Rachel,
仔细听我说 Listen to me very carefully.
'纽核力'一切如常 Nucleus is on track.
我向你们保证 And you have my word that if it fails to be
如果它有一点不尽如人意的地方 everything we need it to be,
有人将会为此负责 someone will be held responsible.
我 Me?
你想让我重回'互利' You want me to come back to Hooli?
不行 太晚了 No way. It's too late.
我已经接了麻省理工大学的终身教职 I've accepted MIT's offer of tenure.
我的妻子 孩子 母亲 My wife, my children, and my mother
都已经回到波士顿了 are already back in Boston.
我来找你是因为我信任你 I'm here because I believe in you.
我相信我们之前对你的信任不够 And because I believe we didn't believe in you enough before.
的确不够 Yeah, you did not.
'未知数'部门配不上你的才华 XYZ was beneath your talent.
你一定感觉到了 我感觉到了 Surely you felt it. I did.
要不我为什么要把它交给达头蒂 Why else would I lay it off on Gighetti?
'未知数'部门关注的是遥远的未来 Xyz is about the distant future.
但我们等不及了 我们现在就需要你 But we can't wait for you. We need you now,
来带领我们至关重要的核心业务 guiding critical components of our core business.
比如'纽核力' Components like Nucleus.
对不起 你是要让我 I'm sorry. Are you... Are you offering to put me
全权领导'纽核力'吗 in full charge of Nucleus?
没错 有且只有你 Indeed I am. You and only you.
你将得到信任和荣光 You'll get the credit and the glory.
戴维斯·班纳奇的名字 The name Davis Bannerchek will be
将会与'纽核力'紧密相连 inextricably linked with that of Nucleus.
将来很有可能大家都会认为 I mean, there's a chance no one will know
我与'纽核力'毫无关联 I had anything to do with it at all.
先生们 不用再往卡车里搬了 停 Gentlemen, nothing else in the truck. Stop.
谁解决了转码工作流 是我 Who's done with the transcoding workflow? Me.
干得好 卡尔拉 Good job, Carla.
或者该叫你"敏捷女侠" Or should I say, "Scrumptious"?
因为你在更新敏捷开发板 Because of the board, the scrum board.
-好冷 -好吧 - Oh, I get it. - Yeah.
或者 我是说 不只是你 Or just... I mean, not you.
当然 我是说 也包括你 I mean, you could... You are.
另外我要感谢大家 Also, thanks to everybody
主动弃领这周的薪水 for forgoing your salary this week.
请记住 只要我们获胜 Remember, if we win...
奖金大把大把的 所以 bonuses all around, so...
大家加油 Go team.
当然赢了再发奖金 When we win.
好激动人心啊 理查德 That is rousing, Richard.
对 等我们打赢官司后发 Yeah, so, when we win it.
你们看见了吗 Have you guys seen this?
赛斯 就是负责'尾帧'网络安全的家伙 Seth, the network security guy from Endframe,
刚刚把他的'领英'状态更新为"失业"了 just changed his Linkedin status to "unemployed."
不会吧 No way.
你认为是我们害他被炒了 You think we got him fired?
肯定是我们 I bet we did.
美得很 That's awesome.
这个嘛 我们并没有真正突破他的防火墙 Well, we never actually breached his security.
别忘了我们是偷了马克的登录信息 Remember we got Mark's login info
大摇大摆登录进去的 and went through the front door?
所以严格来讲 他没做错什么 So, he didn't actually do anything wrong.
他之前给'尾帧'干活 He worked for Endframe,
就是这坨屎样的公司偷了你的算法 the pieces of shit that stole our algorithm.
没错 所以根据传递性法则 Yeah. So by the transitive property,
他因此也是一坨屎 he is, therefore, also a piece of shit.
那坨屎把他给开了 Well, the pieces of shit fired him.
所以他的"屎"属性就消除了 So his "Piece of shit" status is reversed.
好吧 就算传递性法则不适用了 Okay, fine. So the transitive property may no longer apply,
但根据自反性原则 一个元素等价于它自己 but the reflexive property states everything's equal to itself.
所以因为他是一坨屎 所以他是一坨屎 So, since he's a piece of shit, he's a piece of shit.
好吧 不扯数学了 Okay, math aside,
我就是想说 the point I'm trying to make here is
我们并没有突破他的防火墙 好吗 we didn't actually break his code. Okay?
所以他是不明不白地被解雇了 So he's getting fired for no reason.
我有点过意不去 And I kinda feel bad for the guy.
他这会儿没准正不知在哪扯头发 He's probably pulling his hair out somewhere,
琢磨到底哪里搞砸了 wondering where he screwed up.
但是他没搞砸 But he didn't screw up,
而他这辈子也不会知道这一点了 and he'll never know that for the rest of his life.
你说的很对 I bet you're right.
他现在没准真在扯自己的头发呢 He probably is just ripping his hair out somewhere.
真想观摩观摩 I wish I could see that.
他个屎坨坨 Piece of shit.
他就是坨屎 He's a piece of shit.
听说你离开'尾帧'了 真遗憾
我: 听说你离开'尾帧'了 真遗憾
赛斯·李: 能见个面吗
莫妮卡 Monica?
你是不是忘了杨靖和我要给你介绍我们的软件 Did you forget about Jian-Yang and I's pitch?
没有 我出来打个电话 No, I was on my phone.
你是跟金还是边臣打电话呢 You talking to Benson or Hedges?
说得好吧 香烟牌子 Am I right? Cigarette company.
高明 Clever.
如果我告诉你 市场上有这么一个应用 What if I told you there is an app on the market...
现在别说 等进了屋再说好吗 Not now. No, you wait until you're inside. Okay?
连口水都没喝着呢 We haven't even gotten the bottle of water yet.
你们先去 我待会儿进去 我先 Head in. I'll meet you in there. I just...
把这通电话打完 need to finish this call.
行 这么着吧 Sure. Cool with a "K."
好吧 Okay.
给您水 Water.
如果我告诉你 市场上有 What if I told you there is an app...
杨靖 他只是个助手 Jian-Yang, this is the assistant.
等大老板来了再开讲吧 We wait for the boss to pitch.
就是你刚才在外面见过的那个女的 The woman you saw outside. Okay?
就是那位抽烟的女士 刚才你明明不让我说 The lady who was smoking? You said no.
不好意思 莫妮卡在抽烟 Sorry, sorry... Monica was smoking?
-抽烟吗 -是的 - Cigarettes? - Cigarettes.
不是不是 他记错了 No, no, no. He's confused.
中国人嘛 He's Chinese.
他说的是那个有毒瘾的妓女 He's talking about this crack-addict prostitute
就在加油站那边 是她在抽烟 we saw at the gas station. She was smoking cigarettes.
好可怜 So sad.
杨靖 你干什么 这里可是帕罗奥多 Jian-Yang, what're you doing? This is Palo Alto.
这儿的人一听见抽烟就要抓狂的 People are lunatics about smoking here.
我们这不像你在中国那么随意自在 We don't enjoy all the freedoms that you have in China.
明白吗 能随时随地抽颗烟 All right? Where people smoke all the time.
我不抽烟 I don't smoke.
除非为了庆祝重大时刻 Except for special occasions.
那你还是抽烟的 So you do smoke?
等等 你不会在我房子里抽过烟吧 Wait, have you been smoking in my house?
没有 你房子里根本没发生过什么重大时刻 No. There's no special occasion ever happen in your house.
看见我太阳穴附近这块斑秃了吗 See this little bald spot on my temple?
是我扯自己头发扯出来的 I've literally been tearing my own hair out.
我给吉尔弗约尔发了几十封电邮 I e-mailed Gilfoyle about a dozen times,
而他老是回给我这些图片 and all he kept sending me were these photos.
呛住的女人 两个球 Some woman choking. Balls.
呛人 又是一对球 我懂了 Choking... A pair of balls. I... I get it.
"吃我的蛋噎死吧" 就跟看图猜谜似的 "Choke on my balls." It's like a rebus.
这个混蛋 He's such a dick.
他到底是怎么突破我的网络安全系统的 How the fuck did he get into my system?
给我点提示也行啊 At least give me a hint.
什么都行 任何线索都行 Something. Anything.
他妈的 Fuck.
如果说 假设 What if, hypothetically...
你们办公室里某个总裁 there was a certain CEO in your office,
把自己的登录信息写在便利贴上 that left his login information on a post-it,
然后另有某个人 and a certain someone
顺手牵羊 然后登入了他们的系统 took it, and used that to get in?
你是说吉尔弗约尔从没成功侵入我的系统 Are you saying Gilfoyle never penetrated my network?
我是说 I'm saying...
你被开除并不是因为 you weren't fired because of
你的安全配置有问题 anything to do with your security config.
这不是我的错 It wasn't my fault?
-我的天 -你知道吗 - Oh, my God. - You know what?
我很高兴我来了 I'm glad I came here.
我觉得能把所有事都说清楚挺好 I think it's good just to get everything out in the open.
那个混蛋 That piece of shit!
吉尔弗约尔不停地嘲笑我 Gilfoyle kept taunting me and taunting me.
-你在干什么 别 -喂 吉尔弗约尔 - What're you doing? No... - Hello, Gilfoyle?
别打给他 Don't call him.
-我是赛斯 -别提我 - It's Seth. - Don't mention me or...
理查德刚告诉我了便利贴的事 去你妈的 Richard just told me about the post-it. So, fuck you!
你惹错了人 You just fucked with the wrong hacker.
旁边 有孩子 There's... there's kids.
我会操翻你的系统 I'm gonna skullfuck your whole system.
去你妈的 吉尔弗约尔 Fuck you, Gilfoyle!
去你妈的 理查德 Fuck you, Richard!
去你们的魔笛手 Fuck all of you Pied Piper fucks!
我其实 其实不认识他 I actually, don't-- I don't know him.
我自己来的 I'm just here by myself.
就在这里静静地等人 Just watching and waiting.
我喜欢小孩子 不是怪异的那种 I love kids. Not like that.
所以 So...
你为什么那样做 为什么要找他谈 why would you do that? Why would you go talk to him?
我也不知道 I don't know, you know.
面对面交流总是效果更好一些 Face-to-face meetings make things better.
我只是觉得对不起他 他的情况也不怎么好 I just felt bad for the guy, and he was not doing well.
我是说 如果我什么都不说 然后他 I mean, what if I hadn't said anything and he'd have,
自杀了呢 you know... killed himself?
是啊 但现在不可能出现这种情况了 Yeah, well, there's no chance of that now, is there?
理查德 感觉你还不清楚到底发生了什么 Richard, you don't seem to understand what's going on.
我们入侵了'尾帧'的系统偷了他们的合约 We hacked into Endframe's system and stole their specs.
你不能就这样找他们的前雇员闲聊 You can't go traipsing around to their former employees,
告诉他们我们是如何做到的就为让他们好受点 telling them how we did it just to make them feel better.
你现在是他妈黑帽了 有点职业道德行吗 You're a fucking black hat now. Act like it.
[利用公共通讯网路 未经许可载入对方系统的黑客]
什么 我是黑帽 我怎么是黑帽了 What? I'm a black hat? How am I a black hat?
'尾帧'先偷我们的 Endframe stole from us first.
既然负负得正 And since the negative of a negative is a positive,
从小偷那里偷东西没问题 stealing from a thief is okay.
这就是个加法逆元 It's the additive inverse property.
先不说数学 理查德 我们都是黑帽了 Math aside, Richard, we're all black hats now.
重点是 我们要怎样对付赛斯 The point is, what are we gonna do about Seth?
你什么意思 How do you mean?
我的意思是 现在有一个无业 Well, I mean, we have an unemployed
且愤怒的程序员 and very pissed off systems guy,
在非常公开的场合威胁要操翻我们的系统 who very publicly threatened to skullfuck our whole system.
他什么都不会做 He's not gonna do shit.
他是个代码狗 He's a coder.
意思就是 我们都是怂货 By definition, we're all pussies.
听着 他会发泄半个多小时 Look, he'll vent for half an hour...
之后搞点角色扮演然后奸下尸 and then he'll go LARPing and mogging
最后再撸一管 and stroke his dick for a while.
就算他来攻击我们 理查德 Even if he does try to crack us, Richard,
我亲自建立的网络安全系统 I built our network security myself.
我一点也不担心 I'm not worried about it at all.
所以 So, just...
你们就一点也不担心吗 this doesn't concern you guys?
因为他的原话是 Okay, because he said, and I quote...
他要操翻我们 that he was going to skullfuck us!
-你女儿真可爱 -阿什利 我们走 - You have a great daughter. - Come on, Ashley, let's go.
我是埃利希 Go for Erlich.
谢谢你替我公开 Thanks for outing me.
你是同性恋 You're gay.
怪不得 That explains so much.
不 我是说抽烟的事 No, outing me for smoking.
我之前正要回家 I was heading home
我那个神经病老板把我叫进了会议室 when my insane boss called me into the conference room
进行了戒烟教育 for some kind of anti-smoking intervention.
没有人死于二手海洛因 "No one ever died from secondhand heroin."
对 她就是这么说的 Yeah, she said that.
-你说了什么 -我什么都没说 - What did you say? - I said nothing.
杨靖好像 Jian-yang may have...
无意中向你的小男仆透露了一些 let a little something slip to your boy friday,
但别担心 我很自然的掩饰过去了 But don't worry, I covered with aplomb.
那个小人什么都对劳里说 That little weasel tells Laurie everything.
回归正题 你认为他的软件怎么样 On that topic, what did you think of his app?
基本思路还不错 The fundamental idea is sound.
帮家长寻找人最少的游乐场的软件 An app that helps parents find the least crowded playgrounds.
不错 你能懂他的意思 Good. So you understood him.
问题是 这基本等于为恋童癖 The problem is, he's basically created the perfect tool
提供了寻找目标的最佳工具 for pedophiles to find victims.
对 但恋童癖一般都不是软件的初期尝试者 Yes, and pedophiles are typically not early-adopters,
那我们就失去了那部分市场 so we would miss out on that whole market.
这倒是个问题 That's problematic.
我们向你老板介绍时会改进这一点 Well, we'll tweak it when we present it to your boss.
我认为目前的版本不够成熟 不能给劳里看 I don't think what I saw was close to ready for Laurie.
真的吗 莫妮卡 很抱歉你的老板 Oh, really, Monica? I'm sorry that your boss
知道了你的肮脏小秘密 unearthed your filthy little secret,
但不管你信不信 我真的试着给你打掩护了 but believe it or not I actually tried to have your back,
所以我也希望你能这样对我 and I was hoping you might do the same for me.
再说一次 不能相信你的判断力 Then again, your judgment is suspect.
你是个烟民 You are a smoker.
我一周就抽几根 I smoke a few cigarettes a week.
好吧 我向劳里申请五分钟 但仅此而已 Fine. I'll ask Laurie for five minutes, but that's it.
告诉杨靖他必须好好表现 And tell Jian-yang he better bring it.
莫妮卡 我们也许永远不会知道 Monica, we may never know
杨靖来自于中国哪一个神秘的省份 what indecipherable Chinese province Jian-yang comes from,
但我知道 but I know this much,
杨靖注定要展示这个想法 你得让他试试看 Jian-yang was born to bring it, and you have got to try women.
只要你给个机 I mean, just give it a chan--
我相信你们目前进展还是很不错的 I'm sure the work that you have done so far has been very good.
不过现在有了我 工作才算真正展开 But now that I am here, the real work begins,
而时间至关重要 and time is of the essence.
我需要每个部门的统计报告 I'm gonna need status reports from every department.
现在到什么阶段了 Where are we?
我们在互利手机上有一个测试版移动端 We have a mobile beta on a hooliphone.
你想看看吗 You wanna see it?
好啊 Yeah.
他不干了 He quit?
他不干了是几个意思 What do you mean he quit?
根据监控记录 他在9点13分进入公司 According to security, he entered the building at 9:13.
他与'纽核力'团队见了11分钟 He met with the Nucleus team for 11 minutes.
然后他用身份卡出了大楼 Then he used his key card to exit the building.
三分钟之后 他在限速25迈的路段 Three minutes later, he was clocked at 73
以时速73迈经过了我们的托儿所 in a 25 zone going past our daycare center.
他再也没回来 He never returned,
而且也没有回复我们的电话或者邮件 and he hasn't responded to our calls or e-mail.
盖文 这有没有可能是一件好事 Gavin, is it possible that this is a good thing?
班纳奇这么晚才加入我们 Bannerchek was gonna step in at the last minute
却要从'纽核力'分一大杯羹 and take a lot of the credit for Nucleus.
现在全世界都将知道'纽核力'是由你负责的 Now the world will know that you're responsible for Nucleus.
唯一负责人 You and you alone.
现在别拍 Not now!
好吧 所以没有任何人试图从外部访问吗 Okay, so no attempts to externally access the system?
是吧 没有数据病毒 脚本攻击 Right? No sqli, xss,
蠕虫 木马什么的 worms, trojans, nothing?
跟我过去三天给你的答案一样 没有 Same answer as I gave you the last three days. No.
塞斯什么都没做 我们没事 Seth hasn't done shit. We're all good.
理查德 你的被害妄想开始恶心人了 Richard, your paranoia has become officially tedious.
好吧 我们的平台基本建好了 Okay, okay. Our platform is basically built.
明天 '色界'就要开始通过该死的ftp Tomorrow, intersite is gonna start dumping
直接往我们服务器上 100 terabytes of video
丢过来1万万兆的视频了 directly onto our server via fucking ftp.
到时我们服务器防护将降到历史最低点 We are gonna be the most vulnerable we've ever been.
而塞斯就潜伏在那里 And Seth is out there lurking.
潜伏着随时准备动手 Just lurking in the darknet ready to pounce
就像一只网络黑豹 而我们不做任何防备 like an internet panther. And we don't care.
坦白讲 我不能理解你们居然没有被害妄想 Okay, well, frankly, your lack of paranoia is insane to me.
所以你现在因为我们不够偏执而偏执了 Now you're paranoid that we're not paranoid enough?
你这是"偏"偏执狂 理查德 You're para-paranoid, Richard.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
去厨房 To the kitchen.
你们为什么一起去 是要背后说我吗 Why are you going together? Are you gonna talk about me?
你们在看什么 What're you looking at?
你们还有很多工作要做呢 You guys have got a lot of work to do.
我们能见面吗 拜托了
我很高兴你来找我 I'm glad you reached out.
我想告诉你 And I want you to know
我不会对你们做任何我之前威胁要做的事 I'm not gonna do any of those things that I threatened to do.
真的吗 你确定不会做任何干翻我们的事吗 Really? Just to be clear, no skullfucking of any kind?
不 我猜我只是要发泄一下 No. I guess I just needed to vent.
其实我挺担心 Actually, I was pretty worried
你会做一些很疯狂的事 that your were gonna do something crazy.
你可以放松 You can relax.
也请转告吉尔弗约尔 我为说过的话道歉 And please tell Gilfoyle I'm sorry for what I said,
他也可以放松点了 and that he can relax, too.
你不用担心吉尔弗约尔 Oh, you don't have to worry about Gilfoyle.
他根本没放在心上 He couldn't have cared less.
是吗 Really?
是啊 我就坦白讲了 Yeah. You know, I gotta-- I gotta be honest.
我很高兴自己还是过来了 I mean, I'm really glad I came back here.
迪尼希和吉尔弗约尔都不认可这件事 I mean, Dinesh and Gilfoyle obviously said it was a bad idea,
尤其是刚发生过那些事 Especially given what happened.
但这次会面让我重拾信心 But this just really restores my faith
面对面确实是解决问题的好... that face-to-face meetings are the way to--
那见鬼的死基佬居然不相信我能 That smug cocksucker didn't think I had the skills
黑进他的系统 操他妈 to break into his system, that motherfucker.
什么 你要干什...不要...你打给谁 What? What are you-- don't... Who are you calling?
吉尔弗约尔吗 我是塞斯 Hello, Gilfoyle. It's Seth again.
-别说我是我 -理查德刚告诉我 - Hey, don't mention that I-- - Richard here just told me
你一点都不怕我 You're not afraid of me.
你知道我要对你做什么吗 你个混账 Well, you know what I'm gonna do to you now, motherfucker?
快走开 散开 散开 Get out our here. Scatter. Scatter.
我这次要操翻你的系统 I'm skullfucking the shit out of your system this time.
你现在怎么看我 你个狗娘养的 How you like me now, you cocksucking,
舔屌长大的傻逼 motherfucking piece of shit?
在我们首次建模时 In our initial build
我们意识到用于寻找 we realized that the same geo-tagging technology
更空旷的游乐场的地理标记软件 that could be used to locate uncrowded playgrounds
也可能被社会最罪恶的存在 could also be used to prey on children,
用于狩猎孩子 our greatest natural resource,
这一最珍贵的自然资源 by one of society's worst elements--
那就是恋童癖 pedophiles.
这款应用会吸引恋童癖 The pedophile facing nature of the app
这将对应用的推广工作造成困难 没错 would present marketing pain points. Yes.
但在莫妮卡的引导下 But under Monica's guidance,
我们意识到同样的技术还能用于 we realized the same technology could also be used
制作一副实时的 由多人参与的地图 to create a real-time, crowd-sourced map
用于标记一群更为可怕的人群 of an even worse segment of the population.
比恋童癖还可怕吗 Worse than pedophiles?
吸烟者 Smokers.
让我们面对现实吧 Because, let's face it,
没有人会因抽二手海洛因而死 No one's ever died of secondhand heroin.
没错 没错 True. True.
通过我们的应用 用户能够定位 With our app, users can locate
并避开这些自我放纵 and thus avoid these self-indulgent,
自甘堕落 自私自利的禽兽 self-destructive, negligent monsters.
-自私自利 -没错 - Negligent? - Yeah.
我称之为'寻烟' We call it "Smokation."
这是吸烟者和定位两者的有机结合 It's a clever hybrid of "Smoker" and "Location."
很有趣 It's interesting.
很有意思 It's interesting.
干得不错 干得不错 Well done. Well done.
你觉得她会给我们开出什么样的风投协议 So what kind of term sheet do you think she's gonna lay on us?
虽然很多地方还有待改进 There's a lot of work to do,
但显然你非常清楚该如何迎合你的听众 but you certainly knew how to play to your audience.
所以我觉得前景非常乐观 So I'd say it looks good.
今天真是个好日子 Oh, today is a great day.
他在干什么 What is he doing?
重大时刻嘛 Special occasion.
该死 Oh, shit.
你竟然带香烟进来 You brought cigarettes in here?
不 我是从她包里拿的 No, I take from her purse.
只能这样了 Well, this is it.
管理面板
在文件下载完成之前 Our pants are basically around our ankles
我们基本等于毫无防备 until this transfer is done.
有什么情况吗 Anything?
再跟你说一遍 什么都没有 Again, no. Nothing.
你有没有查... Well, did you sweep for--
未授权的内核模块吗 查了 Unauthorized kernel modules, yes.
我甚至又清理了整个服务器虚拟机监视器 I even purged the entire server hypervisor again.
我知道我们现在很脆弱 I know we are vulnerable, right now,
但是我们都处理好了 理查德 but, Richard, we're covered, okay?
我们已经切断了产品和开发网 We severed the prod and dev net.
你都逼我们把手机放到法拉第笼[屏蔽信号]里了 Look, you made us put our phones in a fucking faraday cage.
我们甚至把无线网络都关了 We even killed the wi-fi and reverted back
倒退到使用这种有线以太网交换机 to this stone age hard line ethernet switch.
瞧瞧这堆破玩意 我们现在是在90年代吗 Look at all this shit. Are we in the '90s?
理查德 没人会黑入我们的文件传输 Richard, no one is cracking our transfer.
赛斯不行 某些无赖核武国家也不行 Not Seth, not some rogue nuclear state,
什么傻逼根用户团队更不行 not Skewl of fucking Root.
谁都不可能 No one.
2小时47分钟以后 And in two hours and 47 minutes...
当我们把所有'色界'的数据 when we've pulled all of Intersite's data
下载到我们的服务器上 就大功告成了 onto our servers, we're golden.
所以冷静点啊 So just chill the fuck out.
再做一下维斯曼测试舒缓舒缓心情 Do another Weissman test to make yourself feel better.
我已经做过了 I just did.
还是5.1吗 Still at 5.1?
其实是5.2 Actually, 5.2.
我操 伙计 这也太厉害了 Holy shit, dude. That's blazing.
等等 看来我们真的会赢啊 Wait, so we're actually gonna win this thing.
不知道 2小时46分钟以后再来问我 I don't know. Ask me again in two hours and 46 minutes.
别磨磨叽叽的 快让我进去 Hey, quit all the fucking and let me in.
-快点 为什么把门锁了 -来了 - Hey, come on, why's the door locked? - Coming.
-你怕被强奸吗 -贾里德 别... - Are you afraid you're gonna get raped? - Jared, don't...
你们现在开始锁门了啊 What? You're locking the door now?
你不回我短信 搞什么 You don't answer my texts. What the fuck?
罗斯 我们现在正处于一个非常关键的时刻 Russ, we're at a pretty critical juncture right now, so--
那是什么 What's that?
那是黄片 上千个小时的黄片 That is pornography, thousands of hours of it.
是嘛 Yeah, it is.
罗斯 明天 我很乐意跟你详细解释下 Russ, tomorrow, I would be happy to walk this through with you.
我马上走 只要回答我 我们没事吧 Okay. I'm out of here. Just answer me this, are we good?
没事 平台运行得很好 Yes. The platform is running great.
只不过现在真的 But it's just really fragile
很不稳定 我们还要关注很多事 right now and we have a lot to focus on.
所以 说不定明天... So, again, probably tomorrow would be--
好好 等咱们先一起喝几杯龙舌兰 Fine, fine. After we have tequila.
-什么 -来几杯 伙计们 - What? - Shots, boys.
-算我一个 -不 谁都不算 - I'm in. - No, no one's in.
你在...我们现在不能喝酒 罗斯 What are-- we're not doing shots right now, Russ.
理查德 别一副娘炮样 Richard, come on, quit being such a pussy,
跟你的小金主一起来喝几杯吧 and have some tequila with your money guy.
你不是我们的金主 You're not our money guy.
我啥时候不是你的金主了 I'm not your money guy. Since when?
从你不给我们钱开始 混蛋 Since you stopped giving us money, asshole.
你叫谁混蛋 我是逼你奋发 Who's an asshole? I forced you to get lean.
不 你逼我们黑入'尾帧' 触犯法律 No. You forced us to hack Endframe and break the law.
现在不管我愿不愿意 我他妈成了黑帽黑客 And now, like it or not, I'm a fucking black hat.
不过没事 没事 没关系 But that's okay. That's okay. That's cool.
我们要赢下这次评测 We're gonna win this bake-off
给你一笔钱 让你永远滚蛋 and pay you enough money to go away forever.
所以带上你的破龙舌兰 So take your shitty tequila
以及挂满金属扣叮当作响的破牛仔裤 and your shitty jeans with fucking metal chunks on them,
给我滚出这个地方 and get the fuck out of here.
那...那太伤人了 Wow, that's... that's harsh.
首先 这不是什么破龙舌兰 First of all, this is not shitty tequila.
这可是上好的龙舌兰 This is very good tequila.
四百年家酿 400-year-old family-run distillery.
超级高端货 Super high-end shit.
但我觉得最让我难过的是 But I guess what really
我以为我们俩心心相惜呢 bums me out is I thought we got each other.
你们都是我兄弟 You know, you were my guys, you know?
那家伙 That guy.
宾·拉登 Bin Laden.
他最操蛋 He fucks.
你知道作为十亿富翁 You know what's hard about
最痛苦的是什么吗 理查德 being a billionaire, Richard?
你永远不知道别人是喜欢你还是你的钱 You never know if someone likes you for you or for your money.
我想对你来说 And I guess, with you
一直都只是为了钱 对吗 理查德 it was all about the money, wasn't it, Richard?
别担心 我会走的 但我会把龙舌兰留下 Don't you worry, I'll leave, and I'll even leave you the tequila
因为我就是这样的人 但我走之前 because that's who I am. But before I go,
我希望你能出来看点东西 是一份礼物 I want you to come outside and see something. It's a gift.
大家都出来吧 我不会浪费你们的时间 Come on outside, everybody. Just, I won't waste your time.
就一会儿 Just for a second.
不是吧 No way.
迈凯轮650S Spider A McLaren 650S Spider.
没错 跟我跌入百万富豪榜后 Yup, just like the one I had to sell
不得不卖掉的车一模一样 when I dropped below a "B."
滑到十亿以下 Billion.
你觉得怎么样 理查德 喜欢吗 What do you think, Richard? You like it?
我... Wow. I...
我不知该说什么好 I don't know what to say.
这是送给我的吗 You got this for me?
什么 What?
不 这是给我的 我送给我自己的 No, I-- it's for me. I bought this for myself...
为了庆祝你们帮我重新成为十亿富翁 To celebrate you guys helping me get back to a billion.
所以我才会过来 来让你们看看它 That's why I came here, to show it to you.
来谢谢你们 To say thank you.
我不是混蛋 I'm not an asshole.
你顶着蝴蝶结开过来的吗 You drove here with a bow on it?
不是 到这之后才放上的 No, I put it on after I parked.
我不懂 I don't understand.
为了证明你不是混蛋 你给自己买了个礼物 You got yourself a gift to prove that you're not an asshole?
没错 Right.
抱歉 Um, sorry.
喂 Hello.
我是艾仕沃·辛格 '色界'的技术总监 This is Eshwar Singh, the CTO of Intersite.
你们到底在干什么 怎么在删我的数据 What the fuck are you doing? You're deleting all my data.
什么 什么情况 What the hell? What the hell?
-操 我进不去系统 -我也是 - Fuck, I'm locked out of the system. - So am I.
我们全是 它在删除所有的东西 We all are. It's just deleting everything.
你们这帮混蛋 You motherfuckers!
是赛斯 吉尔弗约尔 你说你已经搞定了 It's fucking Seth. Gilfoyle, you said you had this.
我以为搞定了 这他妈的不可能 I thought I did. I don't-- this is fucking impossible!
你们要害死我了 You guys are killing me.
我在丢失上百小时的视频 I'm losing hundreds of hours of content.
我们被黑了 Yeah, well, we got hacked.
赶紧停止 从你们那边终止连接 So, pull the plug. Shut it down on your end.
做不到 磁盘在全速运转 可我没有权限 I can't. The disc is spinning at 100% and I don't have access.
根本就是个FORK炸弹 Now it's basically a fucking fork bomb,
[利用无线调用FORK进程实现服务器阻断攻击]
现在你们让我根本控制不了自己的系统 and you locked me out of my own system.
卡尔拉 关掉它 Okay, uh, Carla, shut it down.
系统快捷操作都没有反应 None of the system shortcuts are responding.
连终止传输都做不到 Can't even sigkill the transfer.
就跟键盘都被锁了似的 It's like all of our keyboards are locked.
操 艾仕沃 我实在没法一边解决这个 Okay, fucking-- Eshwar, I can't really problem solve this
一边跟你讲电话 and talk to you on the phone at the same time, so...
你他妈要是敢挂... Don't you dare fucking hang up on--
赛斯是怎么做到的 How the fuck did Seth do this?
你不是说他无害吗 Well, you said he was harmless.
显然我错了 他肯定是以根用户的权限登入 Obviously I was wrong. He must be inside as root.
简直就像他正在这房里把我们融成一滩血水 It's like he's right here in this house melting us down.
你们就不能闭嘴吗 我还想睡觉呢 Can you guys just shut the fuck up? I'm trying to sleep.
你他妈的为什么 Why the fuck would you smoke
在我刚推广完禁烟应用就马上去抽烟 immediately after an anti-smoking pitch?
-为什么那么做 -那是重大时刻 - Why would you do that? Why? - It's a special occasion.
回你房间去 操 Go to your room! Fuck!
赛斯轻而易举地就毁了这间公司 Seth is single-handedly fucking the future of this company
我们却无能为力 and there's nothing we can do about it!
快让它停下来 停下来 Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop!
删除停止了 It just stopped deleting.
各位 Hey, guys.
好像是因为这个 I think it's this.
-什么情况 -又开始删了 - What the fuck? - It's happening again.
别 别 快拿下来 拿下来 No, no, no! Don't do that! Take it off! Take it off!
三逗号的瓶子压在删除键上了 The Tres Comas bottle was on the delete key.
就是... It was...
瓶角压上了 the corner of it.
不过是放在那了而已 It was just... it just got on there.
不是好事 That's not great...
但现在没事了 给你 but, good now. Here you go.
我就先... I'm gonna...
我走了 I gotta go.
我们有没有删除你们超过九千小时的优质视频 Did we delete over 9,000 hours of your premium content?
是的 我们删了 Yes, we did.
情况当然很糟糕 And that is bad, certainly.
但我们能做到这一点... But the way we did it...
说明我们的压缩相当有效 see, our compression is so incredibly powerful
使我们能以至今都难以想象的速率 that we were able to delete all those files
删除了那些文件 at a rate that until now was unthinkable...
如果我们只从速度角度考虑的话 If we're considering just raw speed.
请别忘了 So, uh, just bear in mind,
在你做出最终决定时 you know, when making your final decision,
如果'尾帧'也不小心 had Endframe, uh, accidentally
把龙舌兰酒瓶放到了删除键上 put a tequila bottle on their delete key,
我保证 他们费尽力气也只能 I guarantee, they would have struggled
达到我们删除数量的一半 to delete half the amount of files that we did.
最多一半 At best.
甚至更少 Or worst.
我也可以... I could also...
我可以... I could... Uh... I...
更糟 Worst.
-绝对的 -没错 - Definitely. - Yeah.
你知道吗 But you know what?
我... Um, I...
其实我很高兴我们今天能过来 I, uh, I'm actually glad that we came here today,
我们都很高兴 因为这是好事 all of us, because this is good.
因为在当今时代 面对面交流比以往 Because now more than ever, in these times...
任何时候都不容易... meeting face-to-face...
出去 Get out.
所有人 还是只有... All of... all of us or just--
你们全都立刻出去 Now. All of you.
好的 Okay.
谢谢你抽时间见我们 Thank you for your time.
我得说 你们的网站 I would be remiss if I didn't mention that
是我的首选网站之一 your sites are some of my primary destinations.
出去 Out.