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翻 译 唐墨笙 Anonymity117
翻 译 omiyask617 苏葵
校 对 草草 苏葵
时间轴 无关风粤
后 期 雷鸣
总 监 苏葵
-感觉如何 -你是医生 - How you doing? - You're a doctor.
前情提要
别把工作推给我 Not doing your bloody job for you.
老是把鼻子埋进书里 Always with your nose in a book.
你可能还没学到鼻子 You probably haven't got there yet.
鼻子是你脸部前端的尖状部位 Your nose is the pointy bit on the front of your face.
如果我在约翰·路易斯遇到你妈一定认不出来 I wouldn't recognise your mum if I bumped into her in John Lewis.
-你女朋友是做什么的 -平面设计 - What does your girlfriend do? - Graphic design.
-你愿意和我结婚吗 -不愿意 - Will you marry me? - No.
出什么事了 What's going on?
你误诊了他的母亲 You misdiagnosed his mother
所以他比预产期早出生15周 so he was delivered about 15 weeks too early.
你很幸运能从亚当身上吸取经验教训 You're lucky to have Adam to learn from.
不要犯他的错误 Don't do what he does.
恐怕是个坏消息 Yeah, bit of bad news, I'm afraid.
那位妈妈投诉了 The mum's lodged a complaint.
在你身上我尽了全力 I really did try my best for you.
来人啊 快找个医生过来 Hey, someone! Look, find a doctor.
-她晕倒了 -我觉得她犯病了 - She's fainted. - I think she's having a fit.
这里有人是医生吗 Is anyone here a doctor?
我们需要医生 有人是吗 We need a doctor! Anyone?
-你是... -全科医生 - Are you...? - A GP.
牙医 Dentist.
实习牙医 Trainee dentist.
楼下请[法语] C'est en bas.
先生们女士们 请落座 Please be seated, ladies and gentlemen.
-行吧 -下半场演出即将开始 - Ah, right. - As the second half s about to commence.
该死 Shit.
借过一下 Excuse me.
借过 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
临时代理医生没来 我真的非常抱歉 The locum didn't turn up. I'm really sorry.
我死都会补偿你的 I'll make it up to you if it's the last thing I do.
我觉得你离死不远了 I think this might be the last thing you do.
你好 Hi.
前半段怎么样 How was the first half, then?
天呐 音乐还有那些服装都... Oh, my God, the, the music and the costumes....
还有他们是怎么记住那些台词的 And how do they remember all the words?
-真的... -糟透了 - It's really... - It was awful.
史蒂芬·桑坦的棺材板都压不住了 I think you could hear Stephen Sondheim spinning in his grave.
美国著名音乐剧及电影音乐作曲家及剧作家
-我记得他还活着 不是吗 -可怜的家伙 - I think he's still alive, isn't he? - Poor man.
我去吧台给大家买点喝的吧 赶在... Could I grab anyone a drink from the bar before the...?
而且 在开演前不到十分钟的时候 Plus, we were saddled with an understudy,
才通知我们是替补演员上场 with barely ten minutes' notice.
那确实挺烦的 哪个角色 That is really annoying. Which part?
你朋友想来块巧克力吗 Would your friend like a chocolate?
其实是男朋友 Boyfriend, actually.
不要乱动 Stop fidgeting!
疼 痛 难 免 第三集
我想破茧成蝶 I want to live be butterflies.
我不知道亚当有没有说 I don't know if Adam mentioned,
我们想与你们共进晚餐 but we'd love to take you for dinner.
其实我们可能得走了 Oh, we should probably get off, actually.
真的不能和我们吃点什么吗 You sure we can't tempt you for a quick bite?
我们在波兰街的一家法国小馆订了位子 We've got a table booked at this little French place on Poland Street.
我朋友在那里做侍者 My friend's a waiter there.
我过几周联系你 I'll call you in a couple of weeks.
见鬼 Fucking hell.
还握手呢 The handshakes.
讲实话 她以前送我去学校的时候 To be fair, she always used to give me a nice hug
都会好好地抱我一下 when she dropped me off at school.
还有一张便条 写着"祝你这学期学业有成" And a note saying, "Have a successful term."
妈妈们通常都很喜欢我 I'm normally great with mums.
很可惜你来晚了 It's a shame you were late.
我不能剖腹产做一半丢在那 不是吗 Well, I can't do half a Caesarean, can I?
我知道 只是...这不算 I know. It's just... it wasn't
在"晚餐相谈甚欢时告诉她" 对吧 quite "we'll tell her over a nice dinner," was it?
她早在抓到我对着希曼手淫时就知道了 Oh, she's known ever since she caught me wanking off to He-Man.
美泰旗下的虚构超级男性英雄 真身为亚当王子
往好的方面想想 Look on the bright side.
现在你也不用在婚礼主桌上 You're never gonna have to sit next to her
坐她旁边了 不是吗 at the top table now, are you?
我可没说不用 I never said never.
但你也没说想啊 不是吗 Didn't say yes, though, either, did you?
不是 我说... No, I said that...
你知道我说了什么 你也同意了 You know what I said. And you agreed.
-你想来一杯吗 -来十杯怎么样 - Do you wanna grab a drink? - How about ten?
你为什么不再试一次呢 Why don't you have another go?
-因为... -打电话给她 约她出来吃晚餐 - Because... - Give her a call and take her out for dinner.
那样你就得把我凉透的手从电话上撬下来 ...You would have to prise my cold dead hands from the phone.
为了我呢 For me?
反正她这周无论如何都没空 She's not gonna be able to do this week anyway.
因为这周是满月 It's a full moon.
传说满月时狼人会人身变为狼身
就是这样 That's it.
大口呼吸 Nice big breaths.
你知道吗 如果把肺部表皮都摊开来 Did you know that if you spread out the surface area of your lungs
然后摊在足球场上 and put them on a football pitch...
就会立刻被罚红牌和一个直接任意球 ...that's an instant red card and a direct free kick?
另外 别听你妈妈说的那些 Don't listen to anything your mum says, by the way.
她只是有点生我的气 She's just a bit upset with me.
其实我妈也是 So's my mum, actually.
可能妈妈都会生我的气 Maybe it's a mum thing.
哈利也是 Oh, and Harry is, too.
可能...是人都会生我的气 Maybe it's a...a people thing.
2006年4月15日 我误...
你好啊 天呐 抱歉 Hi! Oh, God, sorry.
该死 Fuck's sake.
是你的报告吗 Is that your statement?
我还没开始写我的 Not even started mine yet.
我只憋出七个词和一片咖啡渍 Well, I've only managed seven words and a coffee stain.
给我弄杯拿铁 Get me a latte.
带到楼上产房 Bring it up to labour ward.
拜托你 Please.
别说你要和那个傻逼一起干活 Tell me you don't have to work with that twat.
谁 亚当吗 Er, who, Adam?
没 他挺好的 真的 Oh, er, no, he's all right, really.
该死 抱歉 Shit, sorry.
我不是故意要对你的朋友出言不逊 I didn't mean to be rude about your friend.
我只是想... I was trying to...
我是本 I'm Ben.
本是我的名字 很明显 That's my name. Obviously.
-施卢蒂 -我知道 我是说 - Er, Shruti. - I know. I mean...
你喜欢吃披萨吗 Do you like eating pizza?
这话听起来像是我在说你胖 That sounds like I'm saying you're fat.
我不觉得你胖 I don't think you're fat.
我觉得你不胖 我... I think you're not fat. I...
我觉得我应该从头再来一次 我是本 I think I'm gonna just start again. I'm Ben.
你想和我一起去吃点东西吗 Would you like to go for something to eat,
比如 吃披萨怎么样 for example, a pizza?
听起来很不错 Er, yeah, that sounds nice.
太好了 Great.
什么时候 今晚吗 Er, when? Like, tonight?
明天呢 Tomorrow?
周六呢 Saturday?
三月份 March?
明天吧 明天 明天可以 Tomorrow. Tomorrow... Tomorrow could work.
但就我们三人对吧 你我和亚当 But it's just us three, right? Like, you, me and Adam?
我在医院前面等你 大概七点左右 I'll meet you round the front, like seven...ish?
好 Yep.
碧翠斯 你在2号房 二胎产妇 Beatrice, you're in Room Two. Second baby.
听说她是杰森·奥兰奇的表妹 Apparently she's Jason Orange's cousin.
参演电影《无耻之徒》
你们可以拿这个消息随意发挥 Do with that knowledge as you will.
3号房在接下来的24小时内 Room Three is to remain empty
恐怕都要空着 for the next 24 hours, I'm afraid.
唯一好的那间病房 The only good room?
是的 不能水中分娩了 Yeah, so no water births.
某位鬼晓得管什么的国务大臣明天要来访 The Secretary of State for God knows what is coming around tomorrow,
我想没有人想丢了饭碗吧 so I'm assuming that we all wanna keep our jobs.
他们肯定以为所有公立医院都是一股油漆味 They must think the entire NHS smells like fresh paint.
但好歹有新电脑 Still, new computer.
我已经有好几年都打不出带G的单词了 It's been years since I've been able to type words with G in it.
要是我就不会太依恋它 宝贝 I wouldn't get too attached, love.
一旦等那个尊贵的混蛋参观完了之后 Once the right honourable bastard has done his little tour,
这些都会消失 that'll all be gone faster
比他们说"急诊关门"还要快 than they can say "A&E closure".
我猜也是 That's what I think of.
好了 谁想负责双胞胎产妇 Right, who fancies twins?
我知道你靠得住 I know I can count on you
-把一切安排得井井有条 -是的 奈吉尔 - to keep everything perfect. - Yes, Nigel.
你会保持3号房空着吧 And you're going to keep Room Three free?
前提是病人用不到它 奈吉尔 Look, if the patients don't need it, Nigel.
凯 告诉你个好消息 Ah, Kay, bit of good news for you.
他们撤销投诉了 They've dropped the complaint?
大臣明天来访 你负责和他握手 Ministerial visit tomorrow, and you get to shake his hand.
难怪今天把医院唯一的拖把给了我们 That explains why we've got the hospital's only mop today.
是的 应该不会太费劲 Yeah, shouldn't be too taxing.
在病房里转转 Wander round the ward
像个快乐的[基佬]直肠科医生一样微笑 smiling like a gay proctologist,
再讲一个吸引人的小故事 then tell a quick, charming anecdote,
然后前往会议室 and it's off to the meeting room
来一盘森斯伯瑞最便宜的三明治 能行吗 for a plate of Sainsbury's cheapest sandwiches. You on?
-我很荣幸 -很好 - It would be my honour. - Good man.
好了 24小时内让这里有个产房的样子 Right. 24 hours to make this place look like a labour ward.
照惯例这个时候 Ah, traditionally at this point,
你们中应该有人去响应紧急情况 a couple of you would be running to the emergency.
-我们一般会等一会 -它故障了 - Oh, we usually wait a bit. - It's faulty.
会不定时地响上几秒 It randomly goes off for a couple of seconds.
如果它一直响 我们就过去 If it keeps going, we'll run.
但正常情况下它会直接...停下 But normally it just...stops.
这多久发生一次 How often does this happen?
-一小时会来上几次 -把这加到清单里 - Er, couple of times an hour. - Well, add that to the list.
当然 您想让我从清单里划掉 Of course. And what would you like me
哪件事来腾出时间呢 to take off the list to make time?
也是 Right.
我来处理 I'm on it.
她怎么了 What's wrong with her, then?
我不好跟你说 I couldn't tell you.
有谁能跟我说吗 Is there someone who could?
她明显很痛苦 但不让我们检查 She's obviously in pain, but she won't let us look.
她很...抵触 She's being...obstructive.
-什么意思 -意思是她用四种语言 - Meaning? - Meaning she told me to fuck off
叫我滚蛋 in four different languages.
听着感觉她没事 Sounds like she's OK to me.
我恐怕这不是个好消息 It is not sehr gut news, I'm afraid.
-天哪 -恐怕整条腿都需要被切掉 - Oh, dear. - I am afraid ze whole leg will have to be cut off.
我才刚买了新拖鞋 I've just ordered new slippers.
-不妙 -它还能长回来吗 - Oh, no. - Will it grow back?
不 我觉得不会了 No. I don't think it will.
皮特 你能送爱因斯坦教授 Peter, would you mind escorting Professor Einstein
回她的实验室吗 back to her laboratory?
你知道自己住哪间病房吗 Any chance you know which ward you're on?
很抱歉那位女士一直在打扰你 Sorry if that lady was bothering you.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding?
她是我住院以来见过最好的医生 She's the best doctor I've seen since I've been in here.
有什么要紧的事吗 Is there, er, anything the matter?
没有 过来吃好吃的而已 Oh, no, just here for delicious food.
你觉得那东西能有多隔音 How soundproof do you think that thing is?
今天有什么我能帮你的吗 温尼卡太太 So how can I help you today, Mrs Winnicka?
我感觉有什么东西出来了 I think something coming out.
那里 Of there.
希望不是真的 产房满员了 I hope not - labour ward's full.
能让我简单看一下吗 Er, do you mind if I have a quick look?
双腿弯曲 两脚并拢 膝盖放到两侧 Bend your legs, feet together, drop your knees to the side.
搞快点 Well, get on with it.
好了 Ok.
无需惊慌 Nothing to panic about -
你那里有点脱垂 you've got a bit of a prolapse there.
你感觉到出来的东西是你的子宫 That's your uterus you can feel coming out.
很常见 Very common.
我们可以植入一些东西来... There's something we can put inside to sort of...
固定住那里 ..hold it all up there.
货币十进制改革后那里就没进过东西了 Haven't had anything up there since decimalisation.
我后面几天会给你预约泌尿妇科诊所 I'll get you booked into urogynae clinic in the next few days.
这样吧 Tell you what.
我会去诊所拿好东西 I'll get everything I need from clinic
然后一会就回来 and pop back up with it later.
那快去啊 你还在等什么 Go on, then, what you waiting for?
一切看起来完全正常 Well, everything looks absolutely fine.
如果腹痛消失了 我们就可以... If the tummy pain's settled, then I think we can....
妈妈在谈话呢 Mummy's having a conversation.
我们去看会书好不好 Why don't we look at your book for a bit?
我刚刚是说 如果腹痛消失了 Oh, well, like I was saying, if the tummy pain has settled,
我们应该就可以让你出院回家了 then I think we can probably get you back home.
如果你们能肯定的话 If you're sure.
如果情况有变 就回来找我们 If anything changes, just come back in and see us.
很不幸 我们从不打烊 I mean, we are never closed. Unfortunately.
别闹了 Stop.
报警标签
停下来 Stop.
你们二位能不能稍等一分钟 谢谢 Would you guys just, like, hang on one minute, please?
1号房的孕妇非常渴望水中分娩 My lady in One is absolutely desperate for a water birth.
能不能送她去3号房呢 Any chance we can get her into Room Three?
非常抱歉 这事由不得我做主 I'm really sorry, but it's above my pay grade.
洛克哈特需要它空着以便向部长展示 Lockhart needs it empty so we can show it off to the Minister.
好的 反正我问过了 OK, well, I've asked.
你不觉得应该让他们看到这里真实的样子 Don't you think that they should see what this place is really like,
而不是一种拼凑出的假象吗 rather than some Sellotaped-together version?
好主意 那当他们开除我后 你是打算 Good plan. And when they sack me, you gonna pay my mortgage
直接去银行帮我还贷还是给我现金 directly into the bank or just give me the cash?
他们应该挑个人少的时间来 You'd think they'd have picked a quieter time to come.
-不好意思打扰了 但... -但你还是打扰了 - Sorry to bother you. But... - And yet here you are.
某个病人入院后发现没什么大问题 So someone came in with nothing the matter
你让他们出院回家了 and you sent them home?
-不是 可... -对不起 我现在很忙 - No, but... - I'm sorry, I'm quite busy right now.
我可能不能为了你专程去看诊 I probably can't arrange a full parade in your honour.
不是 看 她病历上的贴纸 No, look. The stickers on her file.
-糟糕 -那是家庭暴力报警 对吧 - Oh, shit. - That's a domestic abuse alert, right?
在女卫生间里有红色贴纸 In the ladies' toilets there are red stickers
如果你想私下谈论家庭暴力的话 that you put on your notes if you wanna talk privately
就贴到你的病历上 about domestic abuse.
好眼力 Good spot.
开始看诊 Parade's back on.
你好 我是亚当 这里的医生 Hi! I'm Adam, one of the doctors.
一切都好吧 Everything OK?
没什么要担心的 Nothing to worry about.
只是在想能不能和你单独聊几句 Just wondering if I could have a couple of words with you in private?
我们想和妈妈待在一起 是吧 厄尼 Ah, we want to stay with Mummy, don't we, Ernie?
我需要给你的妻子进行非常私密的检查 Well, I do have to examine your wife in quite a personal way.
你不是说聊几句吗 I thought you said it was a couple of words.
对 聊的是"阴道"和"检查" Yeah, the words are "vaginal" and "examination",
-如果你儿子在这的话... -好的 - and I thought with your son here... - Ok.
最好还是... it might be better...
-你不会有事的 亲爱的 -嗯 - You'll be all right, darling? - Yeah.
楼下有家咖啡店 There's a coffee shop downstairs.
我觉得对面的尼路咖啡可能更安全些 Well, I think the Caffe Nero opposite's probably safer.
走喽 轰轰 Go! Zoom!
家里一切都还好吗 安娜 Is everything OK at home, Anna?
什么意思 How do you mean?
安娜 你可以告诉我们 Anna, you can tell us.
你已经迈出最艰难的一步了 I mean, you've done the hard bit already.
贴纸 Er, the stickers?
贴纸 Stickers!
天啊 Oh, God.
他总是干这种事 He's always doing this sort of thing.
粘粘的贴纸 Sticky stickers!
-他喜欢贴纸 -厄尼 - He loves stickers. - Ernie?
-厄尼 -粘粘的贴纸 - Ernie! - Sticky stickers.
真抱歉 So sorry.
走吧 大侦探 Come on, then, Miss Marple.
你这小坏蛋 Rascal.
假警报 各位 False alarm, everyone.
他确实有点不对劲 There was something weird about him.
是啊 Yeah.
他是个有钱的混蛋 He was a posh twat.
但那又不犯法 But you don't get arrested for that.
你也差不多 Just as well.
我 你也好意思说 Me? You can talk.
我妈妈是食堂阿姨 我爸爸是电工 My mum's a dinner lady and my dad's an electrician.
我怎么有种你父母都是医生的印象 Well, where did I get the idea that your parents were doctors?
种族刻板印象 From racist stereotypes?
当然不是 Um, no!
不对 不对 No, no, no.
-你... -我开玩笑的 - You... - I'm kidding.
你知道 You do know that, like,
不是每个人都含着金汤匙出生的吧 not everyone gets this handed to them on a plate, right?
我父母根本没想过 Like, it didn't even occur to my parents
我能当上医生 that I could end up being a doctor.
好吧 小可怜 All right, Little Orphan Annie.
那你是怎么当上医生的 How did you end up here, then?
我爸爸是医生... My... well, my dad was a doctor, and...
所以他有个大金汤匙 And he had this big plate?
我没法冷静 安娜 No, I won't calm down, Anna.
你觉得这有什么用 What the hell did you think this was gonna achieve?
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry, sorry...
我...幸好赶上你们了 I..., glad I caught you.
我刚跟同事又讨论了一下你的情况 I was just discussing your case a bit more with my colleague
我们认为最好让你留院观察一晚 and we thought that it'd be best to keep you in overnight.
做个检查 For a test.
什么检查 What sort of test?
-扫描检查 -就是扫描吗 - A...a scan test. - So a scan?
-对 没错 -怎么了 - Yes, yes, exactly. - What's wrong?
宝宝有什么问题吗 Is something wrong with the baby?
不 肯定没什么事 Oh, no, I... I'm sure everything's fine,
我只想确认一下宝宝发育正常 I just wanna check the baby's growing properly.
今天不能做吗 And you can't do it today?
明天早上才有时间 Well, there actually aren't any slots till morning,
所以安全起见 so if we just... just to be on the safe side,
-最好在这里过夜 -没问题 - probably best to stay in overnight. - That's fine.
我陪她到探病时间结束 I'll keep her company till visiting hours end.
-你的手机有电吗 -有 - Is your phone charged? - Yep.
它每三分钟响一次 It's going off every three minutes.
不 我没有二号控制面板的错误代码 No, I don't have the error code for the secondary console.
我都不知道二号控制面板是什么 I don't even know what a secondary console is.
听着 我需要一个人带着工具箱过来 Listen, I need someone to come here with a tool box,
工装 并说"我把警报修好了" a jumpsuit, and the phrase "I have fixed the alarm."
什么 What?
三周 Three weeks?!
你们在海王星的哪个卫星上 Which of Neptune's moons are you based on, exactly?
算了 不用了 Listen, forget it.
和你们合作真愉快 Pleasure doing business with you.
我能帮忙吗 Can I help you?
我要组队玩极限飞盘 I'm starting an Ultimate Frisbee team.
你要加入吗 Do you want in?
你好 Hi.
打扰一下 Sorry, hi.
你在修理产房吗 Are you working on labour ward?
-对 -你能不能做点什么 - Yeah. - Can you see if you can do anything
让警报不要三秒钟一响吗 to stop the alarm going off every three seconds?
我试试吧 I'll have a go.
你能直接修好吗 Can you have a success?
好了 Ok.
试着放轻松 Just... just try to relax.
说得轻巧 Oh, it's easy for you to say.
我昨晚去看音乐剧了 Went to the theatre last night.
-真激动人心啊 -可以这么说吧 - Oh, how thrilling for you. - In a way.
跟我母亲大吵了一架 Had a massive argument with my mother.
那你道歉了吗 Yes, and have you apologised yet?
-我没做错什么 -她是你母亲 - Didn't do anything wrong. - She's your mother.
她可能明天就死了 She could be dead tomorrow.
那我就在葬礼说悼词时道歉 I'll apologise in my eulogy, then.
好了 搞定了 Yep, there it is, all done.
感觉如何 How's that feel?
好点了吗 Better?
好点了 Better.
很好 That's good.
好了 我给你约好诊所 Right, I will get you booked into clinic
每六个月换一次 to have it replaced in six months.
是你来换吗 Will you be doing it?
这要看情况... Ah, it sort of depends on...
-好 当然 -真可惜 - Yeah. Sure. - That's a shame.
虽然它只有米其林一星 Just because it's only got one Michelin star
但不意味着那不是好餐厅 妈 doesn't mean it's not a good restaurant, Mum.
我怎么会知道 Well, how on Earth am I meant to know
厨房有多干净 how hygienic the kitchen is?
芮娅 谁是安保助产士 Ria, who's the safeguarding midwife?
以前是保莉特 但她走了 谢天谢地 Oh, it used to be Paulette, but she left. Thank God.
如果很紧急 你可以找特蕾茜 If it's urgent, you can speak to Tracy.
好 八点见 OK, yep, see you at eight.
再见 别忘了给你的女巫扫帚充电 Bye. Don't forget to charge your broomstick.
亚当 特蕾茜在哪 Adam, where's Tracy?
不知道 忙着拿员佐勋章 Dunno. Busy getting her MBE?
老天爷啊 这里什么情况 Jesus Christ. What's happened here?
我等会跟你说 你能看一下胎心状况吗 I'll tell you in a minute. Can you just check her CTG?
头胎 41岁 除此之外风险不高 First baby, 41 but otherwise low risk.
这是发生了什么 What happened in there?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
上帝 Jesus.
你好 我是亚当 Hi, I'm Adam.
-这里的医生 -我本该水中分娩 - One of the doctors. - I was supposed to be having a water birth.
世事难料 上面的水管也许会漏水 You never know - one of the pipes might come down.
胎儿心率稳步上升 真抱歉 我们... Baby's heart rate's improving nicely. So sorry. We'll, er,
我们再给你找个房间 we'll, er, we'll get you somewhere, another room.
-我们没有别的房间了... -什么 - No, we don't have another room, so... - What?
我们就把这里清理干净 好吗 ...we'll just clear this one up. OK?
她说了算 She's the boss.
那里发生了什么 What happened in there?
告诉你没发生什么吧 那个该死的警报 I'll tell you what didn't happen - the bloody alarm.
我拉了两次都没反应 I pulled it twice, and nothing,
所以我就用了点劲 so I put a bit more welly into it...
-你做了什么 -什么也没做 - What did you do? - Nothing.
别跟我说瞎话 Don't bullshit me.
警报公司三周之内都无法派人来修 The...the alarm company couldn't send anyone for three weeks
所以我让一个工人... so I asked a workman to...
试着修一下 ...have a go.
如果满分十分 你觉得他修得怎么样 And how would you say they did, out of ten?
管他的呢 Fuck this.
好消息 我们给你找了另一个房间 Good news. We've found you another room.
那里甚至有个泳池给你水中分娩 There's even a pool in there for water birth.
-我还能吃胎盘吗 -当然 有何不可 - And can I still eat my placenta? - Sure, why not?
亚当医生 Dr Adam!
我的小朋友怎么样了 How's my little friend?
很忙 Oh, you know, just keeping busy.
今早打扫了烤箱 然后来了这里 Cleaned the oven this morning, then I came down here.
我能问问你来干什么吗 Er, can I ask what you're doing here?
抱歉 我们之前见过 但... Sorry, we, er, we did meet before but it was...
很短暂 我是那个 Yeah, it was only briefly. I'm the doctor
-接生你外甥的医生 -我很清楚你是谁 - who delivered your nephew. - I know exactly who you are.
所以我问 That's why I'm asking
你现在过来是否合适 if it's appropriate for you to be here right now.
抱歉 当然了 Sorry, yeah, of course.
-我正打算走 -嗯 - I was just going. - Yeah.
拜 亚当医生 Bye, Dr Adam!
说吧 要几点才能回来 'Go on, then, what's the damage?'
十点 十一点吧 10? 11?
你还记得你说过今晚回来 You remember you said you'd go through my presentation
帮我看看演示稿吗 when you got home?
你还记得你想让我约我妈去吃晚饭吗 Do you remember how you wanted me to meet my mum for dinner?
太棒了 祝你好运 Amazing! Well, good luck.
告诉我结果 好吗 Let me know how it goes, yeah?
记住那个魔法词 And remember the magic words.
如果她试图吸走我的灵魂 我就说"呼神护卫" If she tries to suck out my soul, I say, "Expecto Patronum".
我想说的是"抱歉" I was thinking, "I'm sorry".
祝你好运 Good luck.
谢谢 你终于记起我们了 Oh, thank you, you've remembered us at last.
-我希望这次能让你满意 -这是小葱吗 - I hope it is to your satisfaction this time. - Are those chives?
也给他新拿一盘 都凉透了 And get him a new one, too, that's gone stone-cold.
没问题 女士 Of course, madam.
你能只给她那盘吐口水吗 If you could maybe only spit in hers?
我记不得上回连着两个月见你的时候了 I can't remember the last time I saw you two months in a row,
更别说接连两晚 let alone two evenings.
工作如何 How's work?
工作... Yeah, work's...
挺好 ..fine, yes.
我现在是代理主治医生要 我说过吗 I'm acting registrar now - did I mention that?
嗯 真不错 Yes, it's wonderful news.
你父亲和我非常骄傲 Your father and I are very proud.
莱丝莉的儿子是教授了 Lesley's son's a professor.
莱丝莉的儿子都50岁了 L... Lesley's son's 50.
各执一词 He said, she said.
对了 我明天要带部长参观病房 Anyway, I'm showing a minister round the ward tomorrow.
那太好了 亲爱的 Oh, that's fantastic, darling.
他们是从多少医生里选中了你 How many doctors were they choosing from?
-还不少 -应该有几百人吧 - Quite a lot, actually. - Hundreds, I expect.
昨天在... So yesterday, at the...
在剧院的时候 ..at the theatre...
我们没有机会好好说话 ..we didn't really get the chance to speak properly.
毕竟你前半场都没来 Well, you weren't there for half of it.
我到了后跟你说了些很重要的话 I said something pretty important to you when I arrived.
当你终于姗姗来迟时 When you finally arrived.
我的意思是 我想跟你道歉 What I'm saying is I want to apologise to you
没有用最好的方式告诉你 for not saying it in the best way.
但这对我很重要 But, er, it's important to me.
他对我很重要 He's important to me.
格利高里的婚礼是什么时候 When's Gregory's wedding?
我很喜欢他要娶的姑娘 你呢 I really like the girl he's marrying, don't you?
-非常迷人 -我在跟你说哈利的事 - She's very charming. - I'm talking to you about Harry, though,
对吧 妈 不是格雷格 aren't I, Mum? Not Greg.
我说我跟哈利住在一起 I'm saying to you that I live with Harry.
我们只有一间卧室 And we only have one bedroom.
你是想要订更大公寓的押金吗 Do you want a deposit on a bigger flat?
是这么回事吗 Is that what all this is about?
我说的是 我跟哈利同居 I'm saying to you, I live with Harry,
我很开心 我们爱彼此 而且我们是同性恋 I'm very happy, and we love each other, and we're gay.
你们俩都是吗 Both of you?
对 我们俩... Yes, both of...
海伦有什么不好 What was wrong with Helen?
你们在一起时多幸福 You were so nice together.
-我是同性恋 妈 -我见过太多次 - I'm gay, Mum. Look. - I've watched you pull your pants down
你在其他孩子生日会上脱裤子 at far too many children's birthday parties
根本不会为你的暴怒吓到 to be fazed by one of your outbursts.
这不是暴怒 This is not an outburst.
谢谢 Thank you.
我不知道你为什么这么不爽 I don't know what you're getting so uppity about.
我对你父亲说他看起来... I said to your father he seemed...
-挺好 -他很好 非常好 - ..fairly nice. - He is nice. He's very nice.
我跟你说过莫妮卡在重新装修厨房吗 Did I tell you Monica's having her kitchen redone again?
到处都是玻璃 Glass everywhere.
看起来乱死了 Looks awful.
总之我们订婚了 Anyway, we're engaged.
我们打算结婚 We're getting married.
-怎么样了 -挺好 - So, how'd it go, then? - Yeah, fine.
-至少她没杀了你 是个好现象 -对 - She didn't kill you, then. That's something. - Yeah...
她理解了 Yeah, she got it.
瞧 我就知道她会的 See? I knew she would,
如果你为突然告诉她而道歉 if you just apologised for springing it on her.
那她说了什么 So, um...what did she say?
她主要说了自己的事情 Oh, you know, she mainly talked about herself.
但她... But she was, er...
对你感兴趣 ..interested in you.
对 还问了不少问题 And, er, yeah, asked lots of questions.
比如什么 Like what?
你的工作 About your job,
你的家庭 and about your family.
她还说迫不及待想好好跟你见个面 And she said she can't wait to meet you properly,
暗讽母亲像《斑点狗的》疯狂反派库伊拉
等下次她来伦敦偷斑点狗的时候 next time she's in London, stealing Dalmatians.
我就知道如果你开诚布公 她就会开心 I knew she'd be happy if you were just straight with her.
我觉得如果我是个直男她会更开心 I think she'd be happier if I was straight full stop.
不如我们安排在一起见个面吧 Well, why don't we arrange for us to all meet up again?
我累坏了 我大概该... I'm knackered, I should probably...
或我们可以邀请她来吃晚餐 Or we can ask her over for dinner.
我可以做...法士达 I can make...fajitas?
她喜欢法士达吗 谁会不喜欢法士达呢 Does she like fajitas? I mean, who doesn't love fajitas?
-而且我做的法士达超好吃 -哈利 - And I make amazing fajitas. - Harry...
这些非常好 These really good...
安娜 Anna?
安娜 Anna!
安娜 Anna...
天呐 My God.
天呐 God.
天呐 抱歉 我吵醒你了吗 Oh, God, I'm so sorry, did I wake you?
我知道肯定吵醒了 I know the answer's yes.
我吵醒你了 真抱歉 I totally woke you up. I'm so sorry.
怎么了 What's going on?
我只想跟你谈谈 I just wanted, er, to talk to you.
大半夜吗 In the middle of the night?
我想着你或许想聊聊 I thought you might wanna have a chat?
你没有别人可以聊天了吗 And there's no-one else you can have a chat with?
在这等着 稍等 我马上回来 Wait here just one, one second, just give me one second.
我们现在扫描吧 好吗 Do your scan now, shall we, yeah?
小心 小心那个 Just watch out... just watch out for that.
有点凉 抱歉 Bit cold, sorry.
你知道这是男孩还是女孩吗 Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
他们说是女孩 They said she's a girl.
我同意 Yeah, I agree.
那是她的心跳 That's her heart...
正在跳动 看起来一切正常 ..beating away there. That all looks good.
产科医生是个奇怪的职业 You know, it's really a weird job being an obstetrician.
因为必须得同时照看两名患者 Cos you always look after two separate patients at once.
是... It's...
是从我怀孕开始的 It's just since I've been pregnant.
这不是他的错 他不是坏人 It's not his fault. He's not a bad man.
你怀孕后发生了什么改变 What's changed since you've been pregnant?
厄尼不太好带 Ernie can be a real handful,
而且他现在的工作有时压力很大 and his work's so stressful at the moment.
他不是故意的 He didn't mean to.
安娜 你能让我帮你吗 Anna, will you let me help you?
那是什么 What's that?
没什么有趣的 就是工作报告 Nothing interesting, just a work form.
这套西服太邋遢吗 This suit too tatty?
说实话 Be honest.
要说的话 我很惊讶 If anything, it's impressive
你竟然把校服保存地这么整洁 you've managed to keep your school uniform so neat.
你穿去汉娜婚礼的那套呢 Where's the one you wore to Hannah's wedding?
-就是婚礼现场有泳池的那次吗 -对 - Is that the wedding where we swam in the pond? - Yeah.
在泳池里 In the pond.
你看起来很英俊 Well, you look very handsome,
穿着西装和鞋 in your suit with your shoes,
还有你脸颊上留的一些小胡子 and that little bit of beard you've left on your cheek.
天呐 Oh, Jeez.
你好 Oh, hey!
不不 我是哈利 No, no, it's Harry.
不不 他在...厕所 No, no, he's just in the...the bathroom,
马上就出来 he'll be out in a sec.
很遗憾我们在剧院没多少时间聊天 Sorry we didn't get to chat much at the theatre.
谢谢 Ha, thank you.
恭喜什么 Congratulations for?
对 当然 我太傻了 Oh, right. Yes, of course. Silly me.
-我能... -他来了 我把电话给他 - I can... - He's just here now. I'll pass you over.
是你妈 It's your mum.
妈 Hi, Mum.
妈 信号不好 Mum, the signal is bad.
我晚点给你回电 I'll call you back later.
拜 OK, bye.
我告诉她我们订婚了 I told her that we were engaged.
嗯 我猜到了 Yeah, I worked that bit out.
你最好有个绝佳的解释 This better be a fucking amazing explanation.
-你不了解她 -我开始觉得我都不了解你了 - You don't know her. - I'm starting to think I don't know you.
那是...那是我唯一能想到的话 It was... It was the only thing I could think to say to...
让她把我们俩的事当真 ..make her take us seriously.
如果你把我俩当真是不是个好的开始 Well, wouldn't it be a good start if you took us seriously?
我求婚了 这很认真 I proposed. That's serious.
对 然后我说了什么 Yeah, and what did I say?
告诉我 让我知道你在想什么 Let me in. Let me know what's going on in there.
"你今天过得好吗" "还行 谢谢" "How was your day?" "Fine, thanks."
我就知道向她出柜是个糟糕的主意 I knew it was a terrible idea coming out to her.
你怎么能这么说 How can you say that?
瞧瞧现在的情况 Well, look what's happened.
过来 抱歉 Come here. Sorry.
没事 告诉她做得很好 It's OK. Well done for telling her.
-这里怎么回事 -电线问题 - What's going on here? - Some wiring issue.
-要多久才能修好 -电线有多长 - How long's it gonna take? - How long's a piece of wire?
不好意思 Excuse me.
我猜接下去一小时内这里会收拾干净对吧 I presume this will be tidied away within the next hour?
老天 这里就像巴士拉的市中心 Jesus Christ. It's like downtown Basra in here.
我之前还以为没法让这里 I didn't think it would be possible
看起来更狼藉了 to make the place look worse.
我们得让假警报停下 所以我... We needed to stop the alarm misfiring, so I...
往天花板扔了颗手榴弹吗 Threw a grenade at the ceiling?
老天 别让消防人员看到这身西装 God, and don't let the fire officer see that suit.
整个病房都能烧起来 The whole place could go up.
-3号房需要医生 赶紧 -特蕾茜 - Can we get a doctor into Room Three, please? - Tracy!
收拾干净 部长马上就来 Clean that up. The minister will be here...
我是亚当 这里的医生 我们昨天见过 Hi, I'm Adam, one of the doctors. We met yesterday.
三分钟前进行了水中分娩 Straightforward water birth three minutes ago,
胎盘无法自然排除 还有一些出血 placenta not coming easily, and now a bit of a bleed.
懂了 Right.
好吧 先把你抬上病床 OK, let's, er, pop you onto the bed
让医生给你看看 好吗 so the doctor can have a proper look. OK?
那我...我可以在那之后吃胎盘 And I... I can still eat my placenta after this,
你不会...不会拿走吧 you're...you're not gonna take it away?
这恐怕你要问助产士 而不是我 That's a question for the midwives, not me, I'm afraid.
吃胎盘很正常 Yeah, it's perfectly natural.
狗就这么做 Dogs do it.
它们还吃幼崽 操家具 They also eat their young and fuck the furniture.
别担心 不会太久 Don't worry, it won't take long.
止疼药发挥作用了吗 Is that pain relief OK?
好 先看看 OK. Right, first things first,
出血点在哪里 let's see where this bleed is coming from.
下面有一点撕裂 Yep, you've got a bit of a tear here.
缝线 持针器 剪刀 大棉条 谢谢 Suture, needle-holder, scissors, large swabs. Thanks.
两分钟就好 I'll be two minutes.
需要稍微缝针 Just a quick bit of needlework.
她可爱吧 Isn't she lovely?
出血止住了 That's the bleeding stopped.
等医生走后我们就去给她称重 We'll get her weighed, as soon as Doctor's left.
美味的... Now, delicious....
胎盘 ..placenta.
等等 难道这不是... Hang on. Isn't...?
这不是... Isn't this...
胎盘吗 ..the placenta?
不 那是你体内的血块... No, that's blood clots from inside your...
那是血块 That's blood clots.
妇科抢救 妇科抢救 'Crash call to gynae. Crash call to gynae.'
二十六 二十七 二十八 二十九 三十 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
气管插进去了 OK. I've got access.
我能帮忙 我是妇产科的代理主治医生 Er, can I help? I'm one of the obs and gynae registrars.
你对她有多少了解 What do you know about her?
玛格达·温尼卡 85岁 Magda Winnicka, 85 years old,
常住阴部固定的癌症患者 等待出院 long-stay stable vulval cancer patient, awaiting discharge.
-其他方面很健康 -但她现在不是了 对吧 - Otherwise fit as a fiddle. - Well, she's not now, is she?
真抱歉 医生 我之前没看到这些 I'm so sorry, Doctor, I hadn't checked the notes before.
老天 Oh, for God's sake.
这位患者签了有效的不抢救表格 This patient has a valid Do Not Resuscitate form.
大家都同意停止心肺复苏吗 Is everybody happy to stop CPR now?
别啊 我们可以为她拼一拼 No, come on, we can give her a good shot.
抢救于10点42分停止 Resuscitation discontinued at 10:42.
她昨天还好好的 She was absolutely fine yesterday.
我给她装了子宫托 I fitted her a pessary,
-她在床上 聊着天 -我们不能违反 - she was up in bed, talking. - We're not going against
患者自己签署的不抢救意愿 a Do Not Resuscitate order authorised by the patient.
你可以确认死亡吗 Are you happy to certify death?
对了 我带我妈去吃晚餐了 I took my mum for dinner, by the way.
一塌糊涂 Total disaster.
大部分是我的错 Mostly my fault.
我说我要结婚了 I told her I was getting married,
其实是个谎言 which was a bit of a lie.
我向他求婚了 但他没同意 I mean, I asked him, but he said no,
但我也能理解 which is fair enough, really.
我以前总以为自己医术高明 但... I always used to reckon I was good at medicine and...
不擅长其他事情 ..bad at the other stuff.
现在看来行医也不怎么样 Not doing great at either right now.
你千万别做鬼缠着我 Don't you dare haunt me.
好 好的 Oh, yes, yes.
我看到你的死期大概是... I can see zat you will probably be dead by...
周五 ..Freitag.
那个人 Zat one zere,
是我见过寄生虫最严重的病例 she has the worse case of worms I ever, ever seen.
那是她的姓 That's her bloody surname.
再查查 Have another look.
她不在产前检查病房 他们说她在这里 She's not on the antenatal ward. They told me she's here.
就告诉我她在哪个房间 Just tell me what room she's in.
当然 请稍等 Of course, if you'll give me a moment.
这是开玩笑吗 Is this a joke?
我该怎么办 What am I meant to do?
安娜 拜托别担心 好吗 Anna, please don't worry about it, OK?
一切都会好的 It's gonna be all right.
我们会解决这事 好吗 So, er, OK, we're gonna sort it out, all right?
解决什么 Sort what out?
我们只需要再做几个检查 ..We just need to run a few more tests.
那要花多久 How long is this gonna take?
肯定不会太久 I'm sure it won't take long.
汉森先生 Mr Hanson, actually,
我希望你能再给我们几分钟独处时间 I'd prefer if you could give us a few more minutes.
你得改改你这态度了 You need to drop your attitude.
-安格斯 别这样 -她让你整晚待在这里 - Angus. Please. - She's had you in here all night.
她在瞎弄 显然不知道自己在干什么 She's fannying around, clearly doesn't know what she's doing.
不如我让其他人进来 Why don't I get someone else to come in
给她做扫描 好吗 and do the scan, then, yeah?
做你的小检查吧 Just do your little tests,
然后我们就回家 and we'll get home.
都精神点 各位 他们随时会到 Spit-spot, team, they'll be here any moment.
我猜睡衣大概比尼龙和呕吐物强点 I guess pyjamas are probably better than nylon and vomit.
今天我有个患者去世了 I had a patient die today.
一个... Someone...
一个我非常关心的患者 You know, someone I really cared for.
如果她死了 那你肯定没怎么照顾好她 Well, you can't have cared for her that well if she died.
我想着去参加她的葬礼 I thought I might go to her funeral.
你不能去参加患者的葬礼 You're not going to a patient's funeral.
这不专业 It's unprofessional.
我是说"参加她的婚礼" Did I say "go to her funeral"
还是说"上她的孙子" or did I say "fuck her grandchildren"?
我不想专业 我只想... I don't want to be unprofessional, I just wanna...
想让她的葬礼上能有个熟悉的面孔 ..wanna make sure that there's, er, a friendly face there.
你还要用气球做小动物吗 Oh, you gonna make some balloon animals as well?
做医生需要保持界限是有原因的 We've got boundaries for a reason.
糟心事总会发生 你不能一直沉沦其中 Shit happens. You can't just let yourself feel it all.
他们刚离开主楼 三分钟后到达你们那里 They're just leaving the main building. Be with you in three minutes.
都睁大眼睛了 Eyes right.
这要花多久 How long is this gonna take?
我只想监控15分钟孩子的心跳 I just wanna monitor the baby's heart for 15 minutes.
需要这么久吗 Does it have to be that long?
不如我在门口挂一个请勿打扰的牌子 Why don't I put a Do Not Disturb sign on the door,
以防别人进来 just to stop anyone coming in,
因为这里的门没有锁 cos the doors don't have locks here.
行 Fine.
让那小崽子闭嘴 Shut that child up.
厄尼 亲爱的 别闹了 Ernie, darling, don't do that.
1号产房 使用中
赶紧叫安保 1号房 Call security now. Room One.
凯 给我回来 Kay! Get back here.
一切都好吗 Everything OK?
我们这里完成了 正准备回家 Yeah. We're, er, done here. Just heading home.
非常感谢你们的帮助 亲爱的 Thanks very much for all your help, love.
有什么我能做的吗 施卢蒂 Anything I can do, Shruti?
问题是我担心的那件事是真的问题 The problem I was worried about is a problem-problem.
这已经是你们这里浪费我们的第二天了 This is the second full day of being messed around by this department.
我告诉你 凯...医生 And just so you know, Dr... ..er, Kay,
我会为此提出投诉 I am going to complain about all this.
麻烦给我五分钟与你妻子单独谈谈 先生 Just give me five minutes with your wife, please, sir,
然后你可以向总监投诉 and then you can complain to the chief executive,
卫生部长 向肯特郡麦克王妃投诉都行 the Health Secretary, and Princess Michael of Kent for all I care.
-我们要走了 -别这样 - We're leaving. - Come on.
不行 No.
这是侵犯人身 你看到了吗 That's assault. Did you see that?
-他侵犯了我 -厄尼 - He assaulted me. - Ernie...
别 Come on.
-走开 -知道吗 也许我们该直接回家 - Get out of my way. - You know what, maybe we should just go home.
亲爱的 听着 听着 Sweetheart, listen, listen, listen.
-我们能带上厄尼走吗 -闭嘴 - Can we just get Ernie? - Shut your mouth.
-不 -跟我们走 - No, hey... - Come with us, please.
这简直疯了 This is mental.
-完全没必要 -这边走 先生 - Totally unnecessary. - This way, sir.
我需要更高层说话 I, I need to speak to somebody senior.
不 你得跟我们来 No, you need to come with us.
告诉他们 我没做错 Tell them! I've done nothing wrong.
接下来就交给你了 施卢蒂 I'll leave this with you, Shruti.
太荒唐了 我得跟谁谈才有用 This is ridiculous. Who do I need to speak to?
-干得好 -安娜 - Well done. - Anna!
这是我们最近翻新的病房 This is our most recently refurbished suite.
这有点出乎意料 Well, that was, er, something of a surprise.
我们继续吧 Er, shall we?
该死 他们在拍照 Oh, shit, they're taking photographs.
最好把患者名字首字母改了 Better change the patients' initials.
为了保密 For confidentiality.
患者姓名首字母缩写 去你妈的
他会被至少扣押一夜 He'll be held overnight at least,
给你足够时间带厄尼去安全的地方 so that's time to get you and Ernie somewhere safe.
我不需要安全的地方 I don't need somewhere safe.
安娜 你不用再忍受这种生活了 Anna, you don't have to put up with this any more.
他今天发脾气只是因为检查时间花了太久 He only got angry today because it was all taking so long.
你跟我说他... You told me that he...
妈妈要去厕所 马上回来 Mummy's just going to the toilet I'll be right back.
现在怎么办 Well, what now?
我们会想一个保障计划 你今天做得很好 We'll work out a safeguarding plan. You did really well today.
但完全没意义 对吧 It's all fucking pointless, though, isn't it?
完全没意义 完全没意义 Fucking pointless. Fucking pointless.
我以为你会放我鸽子 Hey. I thought you were gonna stand me up there.
天呐 Oh, my God.
真抱歉 现在几点了 Oh, I'm so sorry. Er, what time is it?
-你等了多久 -别担心这个 - How long have you been waiting? - Er, don't worry.
他们给我们留了桌子 They're holding our table for us.
听着 我们能重新约吗 ..Listen, do you mind if, if we raincheck, please?
我感觉不太好 I'm not feeling too great.
没事 另找时间吧 No worries. Another time.
回见 See you around.
最后我用为垂死者祈祷的经文结束 I will end with the Prayer of Commendation for the Dying.
主啊 我们将玛格达·温尼卡 To you, O Lord, we commend the soul of
你忠仆的灵魂交在你手中 Magda Winnicka, your servant.
在世俗眼中 她虽然逝去 In the sight of this world she is now dead.
在你眼中 愿她永远存活 In your sight, may she live forever.
宽恕她在软弱肉身犯下的罪 Forgive whatever sins she committed through human weakness...
你还好吗 Are you OK?
我只是... I'm just...
我今天比较难过 I've had better days.
你们...关系好吗 Were you...close?
其实我觉得她恨我 I think she hated me, actually.
说真的 你能带我来这里 对我意义很大 Seriously, it really means a lot that you brought me here.
我总带你去好地方 对吧 Bring you to all the best places, don't I?
我一直在考虑 I've been thinking a lot about...
你问我的那个问题 ..that question you asked me.
我改主意了 I've changed my mind.
来吧 再问一次 Go on, ask it again.
你愿意跟我结婚吗 Will you marry me?
我当然愿意 Of course I will.
-你确定吗 -我确定 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
那就好 Good.
因为我已经订了婚礼场地 Cos I've already booked the venue.
她孙子身材真不错 是吧 Her grandson's fit, isn't he?
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