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现代爱情 第一季 第４集
翻译 NETFLIX 校对 MINDY 特效 小布 压制 JASON肖
我好累 我不开心 I'm tired, I'm unhappy,
我看不出有什么意义 I don't see the point in this.
又贵 又浪费时间 It's, uh, expensive, it's time-consuming,
根本没用 it's not working.
要是上瑜伽课不会变挺 I mean, you wouldn't keep going to a yoga class
谁会继续上 if it was making you stiffer.
我的天 Oh, my God.
拜托 那是紧张的笑 Oh, come on, it was a nervous laugh.
这样吧 到此为止 You know what? I think it's over.
-我受够了 -好 - I think I'm done with this. - Fine.
就这样 我也受够了 That's it then. I'm done, too.
-我们何不… -不要 - So why don't we... - No.
六个月前
从此刻开始 From now on,
这对夫妻只有一个目标 the couple has but a single goal:
孵好他们的蛋 keeping their egg alive.
这笨拙的芭蕾舞步 有必要的话 They've practiced this clumsy ballet dozens of times,
他们会练习无数次 if need be.
这对夫妻的合作关系到此为止 This couple's partnership is now over.
漫长的努力全都白费了 The long march in vain.
如今已无留下来的理由 With no reason to stay,
他们缓缓走回海里 they will wander back to the sea.
其他夫妻... Other couples...
也失去了他们的蛋 have lost their egg as well.
至于另外… As for the others...
我出去打电话给小孩 很快 I'm just gonna go and call the kids real quick.
... 双亲关系马上就要改变 ...the partnership is about to change.
筋疲力竭的企鹅妈妈要赶快离开 The exhausted female must depart quickly.
她得尽快进食 否则会死亡 She must eat soon, or she will die.
你没事吧 Hey! You okay?
你错过了 最后20分钟 You missed, like, the last 20 minutes.
最后白雪 The snow was black
被企鹅大便染成一片黑 with all their shits at the end.
我只是觉得有点… Yeah, I just thought it was kind of...
我真的不想… I really didn't want to...
没有 结局是好的 Oh, no, there was a happy ending.
那就好 Oh. Oh, good.
对 就算结局是不好的 也只会觉得 Yeah, but even when it was sad, you were like,
"现场一定很臭" "Oh, bet it stinks there."
要走了吗 Oh, you want to go?
好 Yeah.
-你没事吧 -没事 -You okay? -Yeah.
-我们是那样吗 -我们是哪样 - Is that what we are? - Is what what we are?
就像一对企鹅夫妻 Like a penguin couple?
为了养好我们的小孩在一起 Like, together to keep our kids alive?
什么 才不是 我们… What? No, we're...
你又没看到结局 You didn't even see the ending.
我一直有种感觉等他们离开 Listen, I-I-I just keep getting this feeling
等小孩离家 that when they leave, you know, like, when the kids are gone,
我们就玩完了 that... we're done.
这话也太难听 Well, that's a shitty thing to say.
不 这话一点也不难听 No, it's not. It's not a shitty thing to say.
非常合理 It's a totally reasonable thing to say.
万一我们不再有足够的共通点 What if we don't have enough in common anymore
来填满这么多的白天 to fill the many, many, many days and nights,
还有夜晚 这么多的夜晚 many nights, that we will be together,
我们要一起共度 只有我们两个 just us, just the two of us,
小孩都不在身边 when there's no more kids around?
这个嘛... Well...
我们去参加游轮旅游之类的 we'll go on a cruise or something.
参加40年的游轮旅游吗 We'll go on a 40-year cruise?
为什么不 Yeah, why not?
好 那我们要聊什么 Okay. What will we talk about?
什么 What?
竞赛让游戏继续
他是演员 所以他内心 He's an actor, so he is inherently
自恋又幼稚 self-involved and childlike.
他工作时 一切都有人帮他打点 And when he works, he has everything done for him.
有人照顾他 有人帮他梳头发 I mean, he's driven around, he has his hair brushed,
有人帮他准备早餐 午餐和点心 and they bring him breakfast and snacks and lunch and more snacks
有人帮他准备晚餐 and then they bring him dinner, and-and if he's cold,
冷了有人拿外套包住他 并递上热食 they wrap a coat around him and bring him a hot snack.
她把我讲得… She makes it sound like...
首先 我当然很感谢这一切 You know, first of all, this is not something
再来 他们这么做 you ever stop appreciating, by the way,
是因为我人在片场 and then they do all that stuff because you're on set.
没办法回家弄午餐 You can't go home and make your own lunch.
他们帮我梳头 And they brush your hair
是因为那是他们的工作 because it's someone's job to brush your hair.
妈呀 我竟然得为这些辩解 Jesus Christ, it's insane that I have to justify this.
你现在不满什么 Why are you getting all worked up?
因为 不然你要我怎样 Well, because, what do you want me to do?
自己帮角色梳头 "嗨 抱歉 Brush my own character's hair? "Hi, I'm sorry,
"我可以自己梳头吗 虽然那是你的工作 "you mind if I brush my own hair even though it's your job
"但我不想让我老婆生气" because I don't want to upset my wife?"
我不是生气 Okay, it doesn't upset me. I'm just pointing out
我只是说明你这一生都在享受特权 that your life has privilege in it.
你习惯有人询问你的需求 You know, you are used to people asking you what you want
然后满足你的需求 and then giving it to you,
因此在情感和心智上都不成熟 and you're emotionally and mentally stunted because of it.
怎么说 你到底要我怎样 Why? What do you want me to do?
没怎样 Nothing.
那丹尼斯没在工作时呢 What about when Dennis isn't working?
-我会照顾小孩 -没错 - I take care of the kids. - That's true.
他会照顾小孩 他把小孩照顾得很好 He does take care of the kids. He's very good with the kids.
或许你该… Well, maybe you should take the...
不过他没在工作时 But also, when he's not working,
他需要人关照 完全没自信又无趣 he's needy and full of self-doubt and bored.
才没这回事 I don't think that's fair or true.
好吧 就算有那么一点点 Okay, and-and even if it's a little true,
我觉得并不影响我跟家人的相处 I don't think it interferes with how I am with my family.
-我没说会影响 -而且我休假时 - I didn't say it interferes. - A-And when I'm between jobs,
她会塞一堆家事给我 一副要确认 she loads me up, like she wants to make absolutely sure
我有确实尽责的样子 我都照单全收 that I do my part. You know, which I would do anyway.
我很清楚我 我一工作人就不见 I-I'm very, very aware that when I'm working, I'm gone,
我常不在 我知道 I'm not present, I know that,
但感觉她在心里默默记下 but it's like she keeps a mental list
我不在的每分每秒 of all the days and hours...
... 然后检核每项家事 ...and minutes I'm away and then she checks off each task
仔细精算测量 and she times it and measures it
非求一个公平不可 against the time I'm away until it's even.
从来没公平过 It's never even.
你们会留时间给彼此吗 Do you make time for one another?
哪方面 In what way?
比如说 你们有约会之夜吗 Do you have date night, for example?
-有 -有 - Yes. Yeah. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
-你们会做什么 -来这里 - What do you do? - This.
这就是你们的约会之夜 This is date night?
对 我们之后会去看电影 Yeah, because we grab a movie afterward.
-对 -有时候啦 - Yeah. - Sometimes.
如果没太累的话 I mean, if, you know, if we're not too tired.
那或许可以试试治疗以外的活动 So maybe you could do something that isn't therapy.
好玩 轻松的日常生活小事也行 Something fun, easy. It could be a day thing.
共同的嗜好之类的 You know, uh, a shared common ground.
-你可以建议一下吗 -好 - Can you suggest something? - Well,
比如说 我辅导的一些夫妻 喜欢上绘画课 some couples I work with enjoy a drawing class,for example.
我不知道 Oh, yeah, I don't know.
我不太想 你是指裸体写生吗 我实在… I wouldn't want to, um, I mean, do you mean life drawing, naked?
因为我不太想... Because I don't know, that would just be...
不一定是裸体写生 可以画水果 It doesn't have to be life drawing. It could be fruit,
瓶瓶罐罐之类的... it could be bottlescapes, I mean...
我想想... Let me think...
有些夫妻会去上舞蹈课 I had some clients who took dancing classes.
-学着如何跳舞 -我的天 - I mean, they learned how to dance. - Jesus Christ,
-也太俗气了吧 -好像满好玩的 - that'd be a little cheesy. - Oh, that could be kind of fun.
你们各自有什么嗜好吗 Do you have any hobbies that can be shared?
-我打网球 -食物 烹饪 - I play tennis. - Uh, food, cooking.
干嘛 What?
烹饪才不是你的嗜好 他不需要嗜好 Your hobby is not cooking. No, he doesn't need a hobby
他的工作就是他的嗜好 because his job is his hobby.
既然丹尼斯说烹饪是他的嗜好… Well, if Dennis says his hobby is cooking, then...
并不是 It's not.
烹饪是我的嗜好 莎拉 Cooking is my hobby, Sarah.
好吧 那我的嗜好是上厕所 Fine. My hobby's using the toilet.
好样的 Nice.
留时间给对方 一起做一件事 什么事都好 Make time for one other. Do something together, anything.
好吧 Okay.
好呗 Okay.
好了 别这样 Okay, don't do that.
别怎样 别得分 Don't do what? Don't win a point?
不是 我们根本还没开始比赛 No, we haven't even started a game.
别把球打偏 害我打不回去 No, don't whip it past me so I can't possibly return it.
我就是打球 我怎么知道你打不打得回来 I-I just hit the ball. How do I know whether you will or won't be able to return it?
天哪 好吧 Oh, my God. All right.
来比赛 你先发球 Let's get a game going. You serve first.
好 这样吧 Okay, listen.
要是球弹两下才打到 就扣一分 How about, if the ball bounces twice, it's minus a point,
要是球还没落地就打到 but if you hit it without the ball bouncing at all,
就加一分 先得20分的获胜 you get an extra point. First one to 20.
什么 不要 我们打正规比赛 What? No. Let's just play a regular game.
我又不知道规则 打正规比赛对我怎么公平 So how can I play regular tennis fairly
来嘛 一定很好玩 if I don't know the rules? Come on, this will be fun.
丹尼斯式网球 Dennis Tennis.
我才不要打丹尼斯式网球 I don't want to play Dennis Tennis.
我要打正规网球 I want to play regular tennis.
-那我输定了 -谁在乎 - Well, I'm just gonna lose. - Who cares?
打球是为了打球 不是为了输赢 It's not about winning; it's about playing.
是 Sure.
好吧 Fine.
好 你要不要试着好好发球 Okay, why don't you try to serve properly?
好好打个球对我们比较好吧 I think it's best if we at least try to play properly.
我觉得死守规则不好玩 Yeah, I think the rules just get in the way of the fun.
不会 就是遵守规则才好玩 这样才叫打球 No, it's fun when you play by the rules
这根本不叫打球 because then you're really playing.
对手一直指使你 Yeah, well, you're-you're not really playing if your opponent
该怎么打球 is telling you how hard you can hit the ball.
-天哪 好啦 -我怀疑比莉·珍·金 - Oh, my God. All right. - And I doubt that Billie Jean King
会叫那个谁 那个克里斯·艾凡丝 ever, uh, told, whoever-- what's her face-- Christie Evans,
比赛时放水 to go easy on her.
好棒 Yeah!
来吧 放马过来 Come on, give me your best shot.
又怎么了 What?
你去哪 Where you going?
莎拉 你去哪 Sarah, where you going?
回家 Home.
她叫克里斯·艾芙特 克里斯·艾芙特 And it's Chris Evert. Chris Evert!
没有克里斯·伊凡斯这个人 白痴 Christie Evans isn't anyone, you moron.
一定有人叫这个名字 Well, uh, I'm sure she is someone, actually.
莎拉 Sarah!
为什么就不能去上舞蹈课 Why couldn't we have just done the dancing thing?
跟我一起学跳舞有那么恐怖吗 What is so awful about learning to dance with me?
给我听好 Let me have your attention for a moment.
你现在是说什么 你在说… So you're talking about what? You're talking about...
等一下 Ha-Hang on a second.
你要抽这玩意 Are you gonna smoke in this thing?
到时候会有假烟 Oh, they're-they're gonna get us fake things.
-对对对 -你知道 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know.
对 我知道 Yeah, I know those.
-好 继续 -好 - Okay. Okay, go ahead. - Okay.
抱怨被你乱搞的交易 Bitching about that deal you shot,
-某个贱货不想买… -贱人 - how some son of a bitch don't wanna buy... Bitch.
-贱货 乱搞 -嘘 - Son of a bitch. Bitching. - Shh. Shh.
某个不想买你货的人 Somebody that doesn't want to buy what you're selling.
某个你想上的婆娘… Some broad you're trying to screw.
好 等一下 很棒 Hang on. This is good.
真的很棒 This is, like, really good.
但你演的是一个... But you're playing, like...
老你很多的男人 对吧 a much older guy, right? So, you know,
所以你的声音要压低一点 try and give your voice a bit of depth.
懂我意思吗 要沉稳一点 You know what I mean? Like, weight yourself.
是怎样 What's that?
-那是什么意思 -不过是话剧社表演 - What's that for? - It's just drama group.
是不是话剧社表演不重要 Well, it doesn't matter if it's just drama group.
你很棒 超棒的 You're good. Like, really good.
算了 抱歉 继续 再一次 Uh, sorry. Go ahead. Give it another shot.
给我听好 Let me have your attention for a moment.
你现在是说什么 'Cause you're talking about what?
你在说… You're talking about...
那个被你毙了的贱货 talking about that bitch you saw?
某个想买地的王八蛋 Some son of a bitch who's trying to buy land?
某个不想买你货的人 Somebody that doesn't want what you're selling?
某个你想上的婆娘 Some broad you're trying to screw?
把咖啡给我放下 Put that coffee down!
高手才有资格喝咖啡 Coffee's for closers only.
你以为我在跟你搞笑 You think I'm fuckin' with you?
我没在跟你搞笑 I am not fuckin' with you.
好的 香草都准备好了 Okay, I have all my herbs here.
我要摘一点下来... And I'm gonna just pick through and...
... 希望不要有茎在里面 ...hopefully not get any stems in there.
看起来还不错 That looks good.
好的 接下来… Okay, so...
试映会怎么样 How was your screening?
很好 反应还不错 Uh, good. Yeah. Good-good response.
什么节目 Oh. What's this?
不知道 我睡着了 Oh, I don't know. I fell asleep.
几点了 What time is it?
-不知道 1点 1点半吧 -天哪 - Um, I don't know. 1:00, 1:30. - Oh, my God.
派对怎么样 How was the party?
很好玩 对呀 It was fun. Yeah.
有些什么人 Who was there?
你不认识的 You know, you wouldn't know any of 'em.
就是平常那些混蛋 Usual crowd of assholes.
不过很好玩 But it was fun.
我想喝水 你要吗 I'm gonna get some water. You want some water?
-出界 -没区别 - Out! - That doesn't matter.
-你打到了 -当然有区别 - You hit it. - It does matter.
那只是直觉或反射之类的 That's an instinct, or a reflex or whatever.
你大出界 You hit it a mile out.
没有 不算 No. Doesn't count.
接得好 得两分 Nice catch. Two points.
靠 好痛 Ah! Fuck!
-嗷 -痛 -Ow. -Ow.
出界 Out.
要去看电影吗 会不会太累 So, do you want to see a movie, or are you too tired?
我昨晚睡不好有点累 抱歉 I'm a little tired from last night, actually.
没关系 Oh, that's fine.
-你介意吗 -丹尼斯 - You mind? - Dennis!
嘿 Hey, man.
谁呀 Who's that?
嘿 哥们 Hey, hey. Hey, fellas.
-嘿 最近好吗 -见到你真开心 -Hey, how you doing? -How you doing? Great to see you.
最近怎么样 Yeah, what's going on?
我老婆在那边 Over there, with my, uh, wife.
最近怎么样 Yeah. So, what's new?
东忙西忙 孩子们都好 Um, hanging out. Kids are good.
小姐 你是怎样 Really, lady?!
抱歉 糟糕 All right. Fuck. Shit.
妈呀 真是的 Goddamn it!
喂 妈的 Christ. Yo!
-靠 -他们很好 - Fuck! - Yeah, they're good.
-大家都好 -那就好 - Everybody's good, you know. -Awesome. Here we are.
-太好了 -嗨 - Yeah, so... - Fantastic. -Hi.
-嘿 -你好 -Hey. -What's up?
我们… Uh, we were, um... I'm...
那个 我得先走了 Listen, man, I'll love you and leave you.
下周跟你联系 Check in with you later, next week.
-你会在吧 -会 - You gonna be around then? - Yep.
会 那周五开幕会见 And I'll see you at that opening on Friday.
-对 好 -周五 - Right. Right, right, right, right. Right, okay. - Friday?
改天见 Um, uh, see you later, man.
-改天见 -遇到你真开心 - Definitely. - Good to see you.
-真的 -代我问候吉欧 - Yeah. - Give my best to Gio.
-没问题 -遇到你真好 -Will do. -Great to see you. Be well.
-保重 -再见 - All right. - Okay. Bye.
刚刚好丢脸 That was humiliating.
-什么 为什么 -为什么 你没介绍我 -What? Why? -Why? You didn't introduce me.
把我晾在对街… 搞什么 You left me on the other side-- I mean, what the fuck?
-我让你很丢脸吗 -什么 没有啦 - Are you ashamed of me? - What? No.
我不记得他的名字 I didn't remember the guy's name,
所以没办法介绍你 so I couldn't introduce you.
我知道那他的名字 他叫泰德·艾伦 I know the guy's name. That was fucking Ted Allen.
不是他 另一个 Not him, the other guy.
我不记得另一个人的名字 I didn't remember the other guy's name.
那又怎样 说实话 So what? Take the bullet.
别让我像个傻子站在那里 Don't leave me standing there like a spare prick
就因为你不想请别人 because you don't want to ask some guy
提醒你他的名字 to remind you of his name.
我想认识一下泰德·艾伦 I mean, I would have liked to meet Ted Allen.
你刚认识他啦 You did meet him.
你的球 南西 That's you, Nancy.
漂亮 Nice!
15比40 喔耶 15-40! Boom.
好 把球打到灯塔高度的人 Okay, three points to anyone
得三分 who can hit it as high as that light tower.
不要 我们就打… No. Let's just keep the game...
三分 Three points.
爸 Dad!
糟糕 南西 去捡球 Oh, shit. Nancy, go get the ball.
你自己去捡 You get the ball.
杰克 你去捡 Come on. Jack, go get the ball.
我根本不想打球 I don't even want to play.
你这段时间根本什么也没做 You've literally been doing nothing this entire time.
-去捡球吧 -你动都没动 - Just go get the ball. - Go get the ball. You haven't moved.
-闭上你的鸟嘴 -我不喜欢这样 - Shut your face. - Hey, I don't like that.
这样不好 That's not nice.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我看起来像没事吗 她砸到我鸡鸡 Do I look all right? She hit me in my penis.
-你还好吗 -南西 这样不对 知道吗 - You all right? - Nancy, that was not appropriate.All right?
你干嘛砸他鸡鸡 Why'd you hit him in the penis?
我不是故意砸他鸡鸡 I didn't mean to hit him in the penis.
我是想砸他睾丸 I meant to hit him in the balls.
-好了 -好样的 - Okay, that's great. - That's great.
-可以继续打球吗 -真棒 -Could we go back to playing, please? -That's nice.
搞砸了你开心了吗 Are you happy you derailed that?
真是好棒 丹尼斯 That was an amazing derailment, Dennis.
还满好玩的呀 Oh, yeah, that's really funny. I know, it's so funny.
有人觉得无聊吗 我好无聊 Anyone else bored? I'm bored.
只有你想打正规网球 You're the only one that wants to play the regular rules.
首先 你砸中别人鸡鸡… First, you hit the guy in the penis,
然后还打不到球 and then you wouldn't go get the ball.
拜托 我们可以不要在大庭广众 Okay, could we stop saying "penis"
一直说"鸡鸡"可以吗 on the public court, please?
你搞不定你的交易 You can't close the leads you're given,
什么屁也搞不定 you can't close shit.
你就是个屁 You are shit.
所以老兄 给我滚 So hit the bricks, pal, and beat it,
你输定了 'cause you are going out.
-交易资源很弱 -很弱吗 -The leads are weak. -The leads are weak?
妈的 你说交易资源很弱 Fucking leads are weak?
弱的是你 You're weak.
我干这行15年了 I've been in this business 15 years.
-你叫什么名字 -去你的 我就叫这个名字 -What's your name? -Fuck you. That's my name.
想知道为什么吗 先生 You want to know why, mister?
因为今晚你开现代汽车来这里 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight.
我开八万美元的宝马 那就是我的名字 I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name.
你的名字叫不够格 And your name is "wanting."
你玩不起这场大人的游戏 You can't play this man's game.
你搞不定 You can't close 'em,
就回家找老婆哭 then go home and tell your wife your troubles.
这世界只有一件事算数 Because only one thing counts in life.
让对方在虚线上签下名字 Getting them to sign on the line which is dotted.
听到没 他妈的废渣 You hear me, you fucking maggots?!
我忘了那句台词 不过… I forgot that line, but...
-没人发现是啦 -但我呆掉了 - Nobody noticed. - Yeah, but I froze.
有发现吗 好像有20分钟 Did you see? It felt like 20 minutes.
-没有 没人发现 -我发现了 - No, nobody noticed. - I noticed.
-除了她 -你睡着了 给我闭上鸟嘴 - Except her. - You were asleep, so shut your stupid face.
你不该看着睡着的观众 Well, you shouldn't have been looking at who was sleeping.
应该看着你的对手演员 You should have been looking at the actors acting to you.
她说得对 She's right.
你不该出现在那里 Yeah, well, you shouldn't have been there anyway.
-没错 -儿童不宜 That's true. - It's not for kids.
-总之我是觉得无聊到睡着 -好吧... - Well anyway it was so boring it made me fall asleep. - Okay...
-闭嘴 -抱歉 -不是真的 - Shut up. - Sorry. - That's not true.
-闭嘴啦 -她很认真 - You shut up. - She was riveted.
-你超认真 -抱歉打扰 - You were riveting. - Sorry to... interrupt.
-没关系 -我今天看到你演戏 - That's okay. - I saw you in the play earlier today.
你演得真好 You were very good.
你人真好 谢谢你 Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you. Thank you.
可以拍张照吗 Could I get a photo?
不太好吧 不过谢谢你 Oh, uh, I don't think so, but thank you.
不是 不是跟他 是跟他 Oh, no, not of him. Of him.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我是你的大粉丝 I am a huge fan.
我超爱"突破"的 I loved The Breaking.
-谢谢 -你会继续演吗 -Thank you. -Are you gonna be making more of them?
不会 影集会继续拍 Uh, no. I mean, yeah, they're gonna make more,
但我的角色故事在上季结束了 所以… but my character, uh, the arc finished last season.
不会吧 为什么 你和艾莉森 Oh, no. Why? You and Alison, I mean, that is
真的是最能让我入戏的荧幕伴侣 actually the relationship I found the most believable.
-我也这么觉得 -我很支持他们 - You know, I couldn't agree with you more. - I-I was so rooting for them.
这一对真的很吸引人 That was a good pairing.
观众很喜欢 And the audiences liked it.
托马斯的角色 But, you know, Thomas's character, they had to
他们得想办法让他回归… figure out a way for him to get back in, and so...
什么 我们了解 这段故事发展完毕 What? We've seen it. It's run its course.
观众想要新的剧情 I think the audience wants something new.
说得没错 I agree with you, you know?
那是什么感觉… What-- So what was it like to step into the whole...
你干嘛 What are you doing?
抱歉 我… Sorry, I...
-我们一家人在吃饭 -莎拉… - We're having a family meal. - Sarah.
-抱歉 -不用抱歉 抱歉的是我 - Sorry. - No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry.
你干嘛不说 "不好意思 我跟家人在吃饭" And-and you, why don't you say, "I'm sorry, I'm with my family"?
只是几分钟 It just takes a minute.
话说回来 你的确是他的粉丝 You're his exact fan base, by the way.
通常 他很尴尬 Normally, he's embarrassed that
他的粉丝都是超过50岁的单身老女人 all his fans are single women over 50,
不过好久没人迷他了 but nobody's stopped him in a while,
所以他只能将就凑合 so he's taking what he can get.
很抱歉 I-I'm sorry.
好的 那我们走吧 Okay, well, you know what? Let's go.
-我们要走了吗 -对 我们要走了 - Wait, we're going? I don't... - Yeah, we're gonna go.
走吧 Um, come on.
杰克 Come on, Jack.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我结婚了 I'm married.
我47岁 I'm 47.
-到此为止 我受够了 -好 - I think it's over. I think I'm done with this. - Fine.
就这样 我也受够了 That's it, then. I'm done, too.
-我可以… -当然 - Can I just...? - Oh, sure.
那现在呢 So, what happens now?
不知道 回家吧 I don't know. We go home, I guess?
问题是我有点饿 Thing is, I'm kind of hungry.
倒是想吃点东西 Wouldn't mind eating.
那就去吃东西吧 Well, let's get something to eat.
我本来真以为我们会白头偕老 I really thought we'd get to the end somehow, right?
我真的以为 I mean, I really did,
但我讨厌现在在你身边的自己 but I hate who I am with you now.
我发现自己有时会盯着你 I catch myself sometimes looking at you,
等着你出错 and I'm just waiting for you to fuck up.
就是… It's just...
成为你好像比较简单 It just seems easier to be you.
我嫉妒你 And... I envy you.
我嫉妒你的生活和你的成就 I, I envy your life and how you get to be.
感觉比我的有意思多了 It just looks like a lot more fun.
我知道你也有你的烦恼 I know there's things that you worry about, too, but...
但感觉都是小事 they seem like small things, and I get to carry around
我得烦恼所有沉重的大事 你却袖手旁观 all the big heavy shit, and you just let me do it.
你放我承担那个角色 因为我很擅长 You just let me take that role because I'm good at it.
或许我不想擅长那些 你知道吗 Maybe I don't want to be good at it, you know?
或许我从来不想承担那个角色 Maybe I never wanted that role.
或许你一直不够关心我 没来问问我想不想 Maybe you never cared enough about me
我觉得你把我推得远远的 to stop and ask me if I wanted it.
一直把我推得远远的 I think you push me away.
远离你的生活 I think you've always pushed me away
乐趣和… from your life and the fun stuff and...
你从没邀我一起出席你的派对 Like, you never ask me to come out with you to your parties
或首映或… 老觉得我一定不爱 or premieres or... like I wouldn't like it,
老觉得"他们超混蛋 我一定不爱 like, "Oh, I hate those people 'cause they're such assholes
"我很敏感…" and I'm so sensible."
我觉得你一心切割 我和你生活中的乐趣 I think you tried to separate me from the fun stuff in your life
因为你很清楚 because you knew if you saw me there,
如果你看到我出现其中 if you saw me in it,
你会意识到那是我该出现的地方 you would realize that that's where I should be.
你就得觉得愧疚 And then you'd have to feel bad about it.
你不让我参与你的生活 丹尼斯 You made it impossible for me to be a part of your life, Dennis,
所以当我说我们没共通点 用不着装惊讶 so don't act surprised when I say
会这样都是你造成的 that we have nothing in common, because you engineered that.
对不起 I'm sorry.
如果我能让时光倒流做出改变 我很愿意 但... If I could go back and change any of that, I would, but...
可惜不能 but I can't.
不过你说得没错 But you're right.
你说得对 我对不起你 You're right, and I'm sorry.
真的很对不起 I'm really sorry.
好的 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
我是个大笨蛋 I'm an idiot.
幼稚鬼 I'm like a child.
我要是不注意一点 A-And, and, you know, if I'm not careful,
可能再过五年就会变得悲惨 I'm about five years away from being tragic.
我真的不想这样 I really don't want to be that.
汤好喝吗 How was the soup?
我根本食不知味 I, uh, didn't even taste it.
不知道 热的吗 I don't know. Uh, hot?
我要点东西吃 I-I think I'm, I'm gonna get something.
两位今晚想吃点什么 What can I get you guys tonight?
麻烦给我一个汉堡 Um, can I have a burger, please?
七分熟 薯条换沙拉 对吗 You like it medium, salad instead of fries, right?
对 不要 对 七分熟 但我要薯条 Yeah, no, um, yes, medium, but, uh, I'll have the fries.
薯条... Fries...
小朋友今晚去哪里 Where's the kids tonight?
-在家 -我喜欢你们家小孩 - At home. - I like those guys.
谢谢 你人真好 Thank you. That's very sweet.
我说真的 我喜欢他们 No, really, I like them. Don't like many kids,
我不算喜欢小孩 但我喜欢他们 but I like those two.
你不相信她 You don't believe her?
不相信 别家的小孩吧 No. Somebody else's kids.
我喜欢他们 Well, I like them.
两年后
-是吗 -再见 妈 - Yes? - Bye, Mom.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you, too.
到了打电话给我 大学生 Call me when you get there, college boy.
-每天都要打给我 -我会的 - Okay. Call me up every day. - Yeah. I will.
-再见 小鬼 我会想你的 -我要霸占你的电动 - Bye, kid. I'll miss you. - I'm taking your PlayStation.
休想 敢碰我东西你就死定了 No, you won't. Touch any of my stuff, and you're dead.
好了 All right.
妈答应我了 No, she said I could have it.
反正你上大学 她说我可以霸占 You're gonna be in college. She said I could have
你的游戏机和房间 四年 your PlayStation, your Wii and your room for four years.
我知道你的密码 I know your password.
靠 Oh... Shit.
-好 -准备好了吗 - All right. - Get right to it?
-好了 来吧 -好 - Yeah. Let's do it. - All right.
-抱歉 抱歉 -没事 好球 - Sorry. Sorry. - No, that was nice.
很棒 15比0 Good. 15-love.
好 All right.
抱歉 Sorry.
不会 打得好 No, no. That was a good shot.
喂 Oy.
几点了 What time is it?
5点50分 Uh, ten to 6:00.
要继续打吗 Want to keep playing?
好呀 Yes.
你发球 Your serve.
五比四 Five-four.
赛末点 For the match?
-感觉不错 -对呀 - Wow. That was good. - Yeah.
还不错 That was good.
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