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末日巡逻队
第二季 第二集
如果你想知道我做了什么 If you want to understand what I've done,
就必须了解我女儿的一些事情 there are things you must understand about my daughter.
英国 伦敦
1927年 In 1927, I was moonlighting
我在常态保护局的美国总部兼职 in the Bureau of Normalcy's American headquarters.
我截获了一条消息 使我再次回到伦敦 I intercepted a tip that brought me home to London,
那是个以一头熟悉的野兽 a travelling carnival of grotesques
自然界的怪物
为特色的巡回嘉年华 featuring a familiar beast.
来自另一个时代的生物 特色
如果这头野兽是真的 A beast who, if real,
那么它与一个 was linked to a woman
我试图对全世界隐瞒的女人有关 I'd tried to keep secret from the world.
每人请交两便士 Tuppence a head, if you will!
猿脸女孩 罗莎
至于那个女孩 As for the girl,
我告诉自己 只有亲眼看到 I told myself I would not conjecture
那头野兽 才能进一步猜测 until I could see the beast with my own eyes.
怪物 可怕
然而 我却忍不住想着她 And yet, she was at the front of my mind.
是怎样的暴力把她带到这里来的 What violence had brought her to this place?
在这些不识字的 What had she been made to suffer
下流人渣身边 她都受了什么罪 in the company of this bawdy, illiterate scum?
女士们先生们 请看怪物和怪胎 Misshapes, mistakes, and misfits, ladies and gentlemen.
雪和脚趾 Snows and toes.
不过现在轮到你们花钱来看的 But now, the putrid little primate
恶心的小灵长类动物登场了 that you shelled out your shekels to see.
她来了 And here she comes,
这可怕的奇珍 a hideous curiosity
于冰冷的育空荒野被捕获 captured deep in the icy Yukon wilderness,
猿脸女孩 the Ape-Faced Girl!
我还有个又长又甜的东西给你 I got something else long and sweet for ya,
猴子女孩 Monkey Girl.
冷静点 冷静点 她... Calm yourselves, calm yourselves. She's a...
和我想象的一样残酷 It was as cruel as I had imagined.
和我担心的一样真实 And as real as I'd feared.
这头凶猛的怪物 A ferocious monster,
与她错乱的精神紧紧捆绑在一起 tethered to her deranged mind,
猿脸女孩可怕的宠物 the Ape Girl's gruesome pet!
她的野兽 Her beast.
它是鬼魂还是熟人 Whether it was a spirit or a familiar
我还没完全弄清楚 I have yet to fully understand.
来啊 转个圈 Go on, give us a twirl then.
但有一件事是肯定的 But one thing was certain.
它属于一个我爱过的女人 It belongs to a woman I had loved
我很久以前抛下了她 and left a long time ago...
绕另一边 Around the other way.
显然 它也没有忘记我 ...and apparently, it hadn't forgotten me, either.
我说了绕另一边 I said around the other way!
你必须服从我 You will obey me!
不 不 No! No!
住手 Stop this!
至于接下来发生的事 As for what happened next...
言语无法表达 ...words fail.
你怎么认识我妈妈 How do you know my mother?
两年后 她几乎没有长大 Two years later, she'd barely aged a day.
我必须保护她不受这个世界的伤害 I had to protect her from the world,
也要保护这个世界不受她的伤害 and the world from her.
所以我向一个朋友求助 So, I turned to a friend.
你好 丹尼 Hello, Danny.
一条名叫丹尼的年轻有知觉的小巷 A young, sentient alleyway named Danny.
又见面了 奈尔斯
一个欢迎所有人 可以瞬间移动的善良避难所 A loving, teleporting refuge for all people.
欢迎 桃乐茜和朋友们
丹尼同意在你再长大一点前 Danny's agreed to keep you safe...
给你提供避难所 till you're a little bit older.
我向你保证 And I promise
会尽量常来探望你 I'll visit you as often as I can.
等等 Wait.
你不跟我一起去吗 You're not coming with me?
我多希望能一直伴着你 I wish I could.
但我必须去弄明白 But I have to figure out
如何尽可能长时间地 how to be the best father I can be,
做一个称职的好父亲 for as long as I can be.
我 I...
不想再次失去你 I don't want to lose you again.
绝对不会了 亲爱的 And that's precisely it, my dear.
我可爱的 My beautiful...
亲爱的桃乐茜 darling Dorothy.
行了行了 感人死了 Yeah, yeah, real weepy shit.
你肯定以泪洗面好几周 Bet you cried for weeks.
你答非所问 Not what I asked.
我问的是你为什么做那些事 I asked about why you did what you did.
那样对我们 To us.
我在全球搜寻能比桃乐茜活得长久的法子 I searched the globe to find a way to outlive Dorothy
哪怕一天也行 by one day.
研究成果引我去了巴拉圭 在那里 My research took me to Paraguay where Eric Morden
埃里克·莫登正打算用一个长寿符咒 was about to trade a longevity talisman
跟科学家交换超能力 to a scientist in return for superpowers.
所以你捣毁了纳粹实验室 偷了猴爪 So, you shot up the Nazi lab, stole the dumb monkey paw
莫登也变成了无名先生 and Morden became Mr. Nobody.
我看过木偶戏了 I saw the puppet show!
跟我们有什么关系 What about us?
我获得的长寿是有限的 My longevity was limited.
所以我开始寻找真正长生不老的方法 So I began my experiments in search of true immortality.
丽塔 Rita,
拉瑞 Larry,
简 Jane,
还有你 克里夫 and you, Cliff.
但这些年来 唯一管用的长生方法 But all these years, the only thing keeping me alive
还是挂在我脖子上的符咒 is the talisman hanging around my neck.
直到昨晚 Until last night...
我把它给了威洛比·吉卜林 when I traded it to Willoughby Kipling
用来交换能够让我们 in return for the magical substance that...
恢复普通大小的魔法物质 returned us to normal size.
等等 你把长生符咒给那个混球了 Wait, you gave away your longevity like some kind of asshole?
那你折腾了这么久到底有什么用 Then, what was all this for?
我不知道这很讽刺吗 Don't think the irony is lost on me.
但那是唯一可以纠正一切的办法 It was the only way to make things right,
现在我的女儿 and now my daughter...
要失去她的父亲了 will lose her father.
把她关在笼子里的父亲吗 The one who put her in a cage?
能让她有安全感的父亲 The one who can make her feel safe.
没有了我 Without me,
她释放的东西会让人间成为炼狱 she will unleash hell on Earth
而你们都无力阻止 and you will be powerless to stop it.
好了克里夫 现在你知道所有真相了 Now, Cliff, you know everything.
还不是所有 Not everything.
告诉我我事故那晚到底发生了什么 Tell me about the night of my accident.
我想要知道每一个细节 I want to hear every fucking detail.
早上好 Good morning!
太阳高高照 Rise and shine!
我们的父亲要死了 Our father is dying.
要死了 He's dying.
刚才那他妈的是什么鬼东西 What in the Doris Day Ikea fuck was that?
不许来我们的房间 Stay out of our room!
我们为什么还在这里 What are we still doing here?
回答我 Answer me!
我试着跟她们说过 I've tried to tell them.
是时候改变了
又来这一套 Oh, not this shit again.
你们这群混蛋就呆在下边吧 You assholes can stay down.
我一个人挺好 I'm doing just fine.
早上好 桃乐茜 Good morning, Dorothy.
早上好 简 Good morning, Jane.
我们会慢慢教她礼节的 We'll work on her manners.
桃乐茜 Dorothy.
你的一个幻想朋友早上来我屋里了 One of your imaginary friends stopped by my room this morning.
你有什么想和我们分享下的吗 Something you wanna share with us?
那不是真的 It isn't true.
什么不是真的 What isn't true?
为什么你的朋友把不是真的说成真的 Why would one of your friends say it was true if it wasn't?
什么是真的 说的是什么 What is "it"? What was said?
我偶然听到爸爸和醉酒的巫师谈话 I overheard Dad and the drunk wizard talking,
但那不是真的 but it isn't true.
我的天啊 到底什么是真的假的 Oh, for the love of God, what is or is not true?
奈尔斯快死了 Niles is dying.
什么 What?
克里夫 Cliff!
你知道奈尔斯要死了吗 Did you know that Niles is dying?
太好了 因果报应啊 Oh, yeah, karma's a bitch.
要记好这一课 孩子 Let that be a lesson to you, kid.
他不会死 He's not dying!
我要死了 I'm dying.
但我们都会死 But we're all dying.
没什么值得大惊小怪的 Nothing to fret over.
但是看看你的头发 But look at your hair.
已经开始了 It's already started.
你多大年纪了 说实话 How old are you, exactly?
139 139.
老天啊 他基本上已经死了 Dear God, he's practically dead.
老天 这眼泪要掉下来了 Oh, boy, here come the waterworks.
维克想法是对的 逃离这狗屎地方 Vic had the right idea, getting out of this shitbox.
你真的要为那个杀了我妻子的人哭泣吗 You're really gonna shed tears for the man who killed my wife?
你不用提醒我这个老烂泥脸 You don't have to tell old Blobberstiltskin here
奈尔斯·考尔德不是个完美的人 that Niles Caulder is a flawed man.
现在他还是个将死的人了 But now, he is also a dying man.
我们说话这空挡他没准就掉了两颗牙 His teeth are probably loosening as we speak.
很快他就会不记得怎么照顾自己 Soon he'll have no memory of how to take care of himself
或是桃乐茜 or Dorothy.
我们可能过不久就要买成人尿布了 We could be mere days away from daddy diapers.
-丽塔 -恶心 - Rita! - Gross.
-我可不给他换尿布 -为什么不 你又闻不到 - I am not changing him. - And why not? You can't even smell.
我还在这里呢 I am still here.
你知道吗 她说的没错 You know, she's not wrong.
如果首席玩完了 If Chief croaks,
得有人去照顾那女孩 somebody's gonna have to take care of the girl.
我不会让她去那个 I'm not letting her go to that decrepit asylum
老末日巡逻队的破疗养院 with the old Doom Patrol.
没人会回到那里去 Nobody is going back to that home.
桃乐茜在丹尼那里安全的过了19年 Dorothy was perfectly safe on Danny for 19 years.
等到丹尼从砖头状态长到一定程度... And when Danny grows into something other than a brick--
那可能要好几年 Which could take ages!
在那之前 唯一能保证桃乐茜 And until then, the only thing keeping Dorothy
不会成为熊孩子的只有我们 from going full wild child is us.
我们 不可能 Us? No way!
现在是所有男人女人和砖头各顾各家 It's every man, woman and brick for themselves now.
够了 Enough!
我不想让你们为这个争吵 I won't have you arguing over this.
你们说的好像是我已经死了 You're talking as though I'm already dead.
我会想办法解决的 I will work this out.
你说什么呢 你已经做过了 What do you mean? You already have.
是时候说实话了 首席 Moment of truth, Chief,
因为这就是你用我们一生做出的成果 because this is what you've been planning for our entire lives.
所以是要怎么样 So what's it gonna be?
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
他是会将自己的身体暴露在辐射下 is he going to cook his body with radiation
然后用绷带将自己全身缠起来吗 and wrap himself in bandages?
或者 他会给自己注射有毒染料 Or, will he inject himself with toxic dye
好能够混入 so he could gloop in the middle
桃乐茜的家长会呢 of Dorothy's parent-teacher conference?
又或者 他会从星期天开始自杀六次 Or maybe he's gonna shoot himself up six ways from Sunday
并希望他的64个人格 and hope that one of his 64 personalities
能够教会桃乐茜怎么兑现支票 could teach Dorothy how to cash a check.
甚至更好 他会将自己这颗特别的大脑拉出来 Better yet, will he yank out that very special brain of his
变成铁皮人吗 and become the Tin Man?
还有 首席 如果这是你的最佳选项 And, Chief, if that's your best option,
你最好先去闻一闻玫瑰的香味 then you better go smell some roses,
喝一瓶百威淡啤 操操西瓜 suck on a Bud Light, fuck a watermelon,
吃个酒足饭饱 再拉一大泡翔 eat a double-double and take a big ol' shit
因为之后这些你都做不了了 because all of that is gone!
所有的感觉 都消失咯 Every sensation, gone-zo!
一定要拥抱桃乐茜 Oh, and be sure to hug Dorothy now.
用力拥抱她 Hug her hard
因为在做了活死人手术后再去拥抱你的女儿 because hugging your daughter after your Franken-surgery
将会让你感到心碎 is gonna rip your heart out
因为你他妈的没法感受到她 because you can't fucking feel her!
做个选择吧 奈尔斯·考尔德 Spin the wheel, Niles Caulder.
你要变成我们中的哪一个 Which one of us are you gonna be?
哪个都不 None of us.
是吗 奈尔斯 Right, Niles?
我们是你失败的实验品 We're your failed experiments.
你打扮的真精神 拉瑞 Oh, you're looking dapper, Larry.
我儿子死了 My son is dead.
首席也拿他做实验了吗 Oh, did Chief get him, too?
闭嘴 克里夫 Shut up, Cliff!
很遗憾你的亲人去世了 I'm so sorry for your loss.
没事的 Uh, it's okay.
我怀疑他甚至不知道我还活着 I doubt he even knew I existed.
我建议大家各奔前程 I suggest we each tend to our own.
你们不必再担心我的命运了 My fate doesn't concern you anymore.
密歇根州 底特律
我告诉她 她的背后交给我 I told her I had her six.
我觉得我去了趟地狱 又重返人间了 I thought I went to hell and back.
然后 And then...
然后这件事发生了 And then this happened...
突如其来 out of nowhere.
我感觉这是我的错 Felt like it was my fault.
我花了很长一段时间 I... I sort of spun out...
想了上千种方式 thinking of thousands of ways...
等一下 Hang on.
为什么他不用遵守规则 还是 Is there a reason why the rules don't apply to him, or...
每个人都会偶尔迟到一次 Everyone's late once in a while.
为什么不给他一次机会 Why not give him a chance?
深呼吸 罗尼 Take a breath, Roni.
继续回到你的故事 并将其分享完 Get back in your lane and finish your share.
在我接到一个电话后 After I got the call...
我没法觉得这不是我的错 I couldn't help but think that it was my fault.
而且 And...
对不起 I'm sorry.
我做不到 I can't do this.
好吧 All right.
还有人想要分享吗 Who else wants to share?
没有人吗 No one?
真的吗 Really?
我觉得我接下来这句话是大家的心声 I think I speak for the group when I say,
没有人想在钢骨在的情况下分享故事 no one is gonna wanna share with Cyborg in the room.
大家都知道这家伙的脸就是摄像头 Everyone knows the dude's face is a camera.
也许还在电视上直播大家的心理创伤 Might as well be broadcasting your trauma on TV.
真的吗 Is that true?
没这么简单 我实在别无选择 It's not that simple. I don't really have a choice.
如果我打开电源 摄像头就会开启 If I'm powered up, the camera's on.
群体是一个安全的空间 Group is a safe space.
我们不允许使用任何类型的录音设备 We don't allow recording devices of any kind.
如果你要留下来 就要关掉 You need to turn it off if you wanna stay.
不 那我就没有任何防御系统 No, then I'd have no defense system.
那会让我容易受到伤害 That would leave me vulnerable.
创伤小组的意义就在这里 That's kind of the point of a trauma group.
谢谢 Thanks.
你想要分享吗 Any chance you wanna share?
我们想了解你 We'd like to get to know you.
告诉我们你为什么来这 Tell us why you're here.
好吧 Okay.
我叫维克 My name is Vic.
我今天就大家聊好了 Actually, I'm just gonna listen today.
桃乐茜 Dorothy?
跟我说说话吧 Please, talk to me.
敲啊敲 Knock knock!
你是谁 Who's there?
末日 Armageddon.
末日什么 Armageddon who?
别敲了 末日厌倦了 Armageddon tired of all this knocking.
很好笑 桃乐茜 Very funny, Dorothy.
是赫谢尔干的 不是我 That was Herschel, not me.
我不知道你听说了什么 I don't know what you've been told...
我不会有事的 Nothing is going to happen to me.
这你不能保证 You can't promise that!
你要死了 You're going to die...
很快就会死 soon.
我都不想知道该怎么做 And I don't even know how to do anything.
谁要教我开车 Who's going to teach me how to drive,
教我煮东西 how to cook things?
谁在我的婚礼上陪我走过红地毯 Who's going to walk me down the aisle at my wedding?
我会想到办法的 我保证 I will find a way. I promise.
我可以许个愿 I could make a wish...
桃乐茜 绝对不能这样 Dorothy... never, ever...
不要为了我 不要为了任何事 Not for me, not for anything.
你明白吗 Do you understand me?
明白 Yes.
对不起 I'm sorry.
这才像样嘛 Now, that's what I'm talking about!
首席安息吧 是时候上路了 RIP Chief! Time to hit the open road.
我们要去哪 Where are we going?
我不走 我要搬回去 I'm not leaving. I'm moving back in.
在那混蛋这么对待我们之后吗 After everything that bastard did to us?
我们已经长大了 简 We're big now, Jane.
我们想去哪就去哪 We can go anywhere.
你为什么张口闭口老说我们 What's with this "we" shit?
没有我们 There is no "we."
我需要首席 I... need Chief.
你爱做什么就做什么 You can do whatever the fuck you want.
生日派对表演艺人 垃圾压缩机 Birthday party entertainer, trash compactor...
你的选择无穷无尽 但也不会多于五个 your options are endless, but also less than five.
你为什么需要他 Why do you need him?
因为地下的事越来越诡异 Because shit's getting weird in the Underground.
唯一能让我待在表层的事 And the one thing that was keeping me on the surface
已经没有了 just ran out, okay?
我不知道在我的其余部分得逞之前 I don't know how much longer I have
我还有多少时间 before the rest of me has their way.
等等 这话是什么意思 Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
简 你需要帮忙吗 Jane, do you need help?
-除非你是药剂师 -别这样 - Not unless you're a chemist. - Come on.
你觉得你需要的是药剂师吗 That's what you think you need?
你只需要和我沟通 All you gotta do is talk to me.
和我谈谈心 What's going on, you know, in there?
这种相互依存的关系可太没劲了 克里夫 This co-dependent routine is getting stale, Cliff.
是去是留随你的便 别跟我扯上关系 Go, stay... do whatever you want, just don't do it for me.
郑重声明 Okay, for the record,
我谁也不依赖 I am not dependent on anybody.
我是独立自主的机器人 I am my own robot.
还不够 It's not enough.
永远都不够 It'll never be enough!
我就当你并不是在针对我了 I'm trying not to take this personally.
什么针对你 Take what personally?
自怨自艾却没有叫上我 That you're throwing a pity party and you didn't invite me.
丽塔 Rita...
我把一切弄得一团糟 I've made a terrible mess of things.
这话说轻了 Understatement.
如果我没法把这一团糟 Look, if I can't apply this mess
变成有用的东西 into something useful,
我觉得一切也都没有意义 I don't see the point of anything, really.
如果连我都在努力 你也应该努力 And if I'm trying, then you are, too.
快振作起来 So, snap out of it.
你已经为此计划了好几辈子了 You've had lifetimes to plan for this.
总会有B计划的 Surely there was a plan B.
你就是B计划 You were plan B.
C计划呢 C, then?
叫F计划我也不管 Could be plan F, for all I care.
但是你不能这样一脸悲伤地 But you're not going to mope around
干坐着等死 while death catches up to you.
这是什么 你看的是什么 What is this? What are you looking at?
别碰这个 Don't touch that.
这是鉂 That's continuinium,
一种可以扭曲时间的稀有矿石 a rare mineral that can bend time.
-金字旁 -和"历史"的"史" - Continue... - "...inium."
-鉂 -史 - Continuinium. - No, I mean continue...
-你再讲讲 -无所谓了 - Keep talking. - It doesn't matter.
不够用 There isn't enough.
但这听起来有希望 奈尔斯 But this sounds promising, Niles.
毕竟你需要的就是时间 I mean, time is what you need, after all.
怎么样才能弄来更多 Where do we get more?
鉂不是地球上的 Continuinium does not exist naturally
天然物质 on Earth.
它是在巴厘岛的海滩上的陨石里 It was discovered in a meteorite on a beach in Bali
被人发现的 by... one man.
《乔纳森·实钟博士的日记》 "The Journal of Doctor Jonathan Tyme."
实 钟 T-y-m-e.
这是假名 It's not a real name.
他曾是个普通人 He was a normal man.
和你我一样普通 Just as real as you or I.
他当时正在进行一次唤醒心灵之旅 He was on a journey of spiritual awakening.
一颗陨石落下 A meteorite struck,
当他碰到那块发光的水晶时 and when he laid his hands on the glowing crystals therein...
他发疯了 he went mad.
获得了操控时间的能力 Able to manipulate time itself.
这些日记有的写于4067年 These journal entries are dated 4067,
1776年 公元前6000年 1776, 6000 Bce.
他的旅程遍布历史的每一个纪元 He continued his little walkabout through every era of history,
鉂元素就在他手中 continuinium in hand.
随着旅程的推进 他的传奇愈发闻名 As he travelled, his legend grew
他也变成了"恐怖的实钟博士" and he became known as "The Terrible Dr. Tyme."
实 钟 T-y-m-e.
他也没有改掉"实"字 And he stuck with that spelling?
那 Well, then...
怎么样才能找到实钟博士 how do we find this Doctor Tyme?
你不会生锈吗 You're not gonna rust?
我不会 I'm not sorry.
因为说你脸上有照相机道歉的 For the whole camera face thing.
组内的消息不可外传 Things said in Group, need to stay in Group.
你不该道歉的 You shouldn't apologize.
你毫无歉意 You're not sorry,
我也并不难过 and I'm not upset.
我其实心存感激 I'm grateful, actually.
我第一次做这个 不了解规矩 I'm new to this. I don't know the rules.
抱歉我打扰了你的分享 And I'm sorry for interrupting your share.
别这样 Don't be.
这话都已经说了好几个月了 Saying the same shit for months.
听上去战争没给你好果子吃 Sounds like you went through hell in the war.
我说的不是战争 I wasn't talking about the war.
我说的是我母亲的死 I was talking about my mother's death.
我是一名军人 Just because I'm a vet
并不意味着我的人生只与我的工作有关 doesn't mean my whole life is defined by my service.
抱歉 我... Sorry, I...
是我活该 因为我来晚了 That's what I get for showing up late.
还先入为主 And making assumptions.
不知道说这个有没有用 我的母亲也死了 For what it's worth, I lost my mother, too.
她是怎么死的 How did she die?
事故 Accident.
你母亲呢 Yours?
一样 Same.
我明白... Look, I get it...
那种负罪感 反复去回忆... the guilt, the replaying...
那种日夜不止息的悲伤... the sadness that creeps in every day...
但我其实不是因为这个才来这里的 but that's not actually why I'm here.
我有某种创伤后应激障碍 I'm dealing with some kind of post-traumatic stress.
别提那些学名了 Don't bother delineating.
如果我去参加每种我有的创伤 疾病 If I went to a different support group for every trauma,
和各种"主义"的援助小组 diagnosis and "ism" I've got,
我就没空干别的事了 it'd be a full-time job.
我想我们就是一堆韦恩图 是吧 I guess we're a bunch of Venn diagrams, aren't we?
没错 Yeah.
有些图比别的更乱一些 Some messier than others.
你想不想吃点东西 Hey, do you wanna grab a bite
先不聊我们母亲的事了 and not talk about our moms?
任务介绍 主持人 丽塔·法尔
想象这样的一个世界... Imagine a world...
一个被时间忘记的世界 A world that time forgot.
一个有且只有时间的世界 A world where all you have is time.
一个以时间为本质的世界 A world where time is of the essence.
别说"时间"这个词了 Stop saying "time."
现在是我们出场的时间了 Where it's our time to shine.
这他妈是什么 What the fuck is that?
可怖的实钟博士
-你忘了... -就是这么拼的 - You forgot-- - That's how it's spelled.
好吧 Okay.
这是艺术家笔下的实钟博士 This is an artist's rendition of Dr. Tyme.
这是桃乐茜画的吗 Did Dorothy draw that?
是我画的 请别跑题 I drew it. Please focus.
实钟博士是一个时间旅行的疯子 Dr. Tyme is a history-hopping madman
据首席说 他戴着一顶特殊的头盔 who, according to the Chief, wears a special helmet
头盔中可能含有足够的鉂... that may contain enough continuinium...
鉂是一种可以操控时间的太空矿物 It's a space mineral that can control time.
如果我们能把这人的头盔偷来 And if we can steal this man's helmet,
我们就有可能减缓首席的衰老 we may be able to slow the Chief's aging.
我们
丽塔
领导者
鉂头盔
拿走
首席
不死
开心的桃乐茜
看起来你把它全搞清楚了 It seems like you got it all figured out.
等等 你想让我们为首席去偷某个人渣的头盔 Wait, you want us to steal some douchebag's helmet for the Chief?
鉂这个玩意能阻止首席 Will this continuum shit
把他的女儿再关一个世纪吗 stop the Chief from locking up his daughter for another century?
最起码 At the very least,
他能活得久一些 找到其他办法 he'll be alive long enough to find other options.
-你不会是真的在考虑... -或许我在 - You aren't seriously considering-- - Maybe I am.
因为你和半个地下 Because you and half the Underground
好像不记得我一般都反对 can't seem to remember that I'm generally opposed
把小姑娘关到笼子里 to putting little girls in cages...
该死的 Holy fucking...
只要我还在表层 我就帮忙 ...so as long as I'm on the surface, I'm helping.
真不敢相信在首席做了那些之后 I can't believe we're even being asked
我们居然还得去帮他 to bail out the Chief after what he's done.
我划清界限 我退出 I draw the line. I'm out.
我同意克里夫说的 I agree with Cliff.
我告诉过丽塔 这太危险了 I've told Rita, it is too dangerous.
几年来 我派了三个常态保护局的探员 I have sent three Bureau of Normalcy agents
去找实钟博士 after Dr. Tyme over the years.
没有一个回来 None of them have returned.
等等 你不想让我们去 Hold on... You don't want us to go?
没错 That's correct.
你不想让我们帮你延长寿命 You don't want us to extend your life?
不是以这种形式 Not like this.
-这是在说反话吗 -不是 - Is this reverse psychology? - No.
去他妈的 我加入 Then fuck it. I'm in!
太好了 Oh, goodie!
实钟博士被压缩在一个时间范围内 Dr. Tyme is encapsulated in a temporal sphere
在时空中的某处盘旋 orbiting somewhere between space and time.
你可以直接说"时空胶囊" You could just say "time capsule."
我必须强调 I cannot stress enough,
当你们进入了实钟博士的时间胶囊里 once you're inside Dr. Tyme's time capsule,
你们必须提高警惕 you must be on your guard.
他把时间当作诱饵和武器 He wields time both as a lure and as a weapon.
很有可能你们会步入陷阱 It's highly likely you'll be walking straight into a trap.
鉂 非常不稳定 Continuinium, it's highly volatile.
当你们得到它时 如果能得到 When you acquire it... if you acquire it,
不要碰它 don't touch it!
等等 这不是拼字用的紫色盐吗 Hold up, isn't that just purple Boggle salt?
通过创造这个可穿越的虫洞 By creating this traversable wormhole,
你们就能进入实钟博士的时间胶囊再回来 you'll be able to travel into Dr. Tyme's capsule and return.
用拼字盐 With Boggle salt?
进入时间通道 Step into the temporal gateway.
去你的 Fuck it.
现在 手拉手 Now, hold hands
说在1980年的8月8日午夜 and say where you were and what you were doing
你们在哪 在做什么 on August the 8th at midnight, 1980.
-我应该是 -等等 先别说 - I think I was-- - Wait, no. Not yet.
-你们必须顺时针说 -我的天 - You must say it clockwise. - Oh, my God.
-可以赶紧做完吗 -听我数 - Can we do this already? - On my count.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
我在这里做针线活 I was here, knitting.
我在这里睡觉 I was here, sleeping.
我刚刚结束了佛罗里达坦帕湾的资格赛 I had just finished qualifying to race in Tampa Bay, Florida,
在房车里睡着了 asleep in my RV.
好像有人记错了 It seems someone is mis-remembering.
或者撒谎了 Or lying.
什么 不是我 What? I didn't... I...
好吧 Okay, fine.
听我数 一 二 三 On my count. One, two, three.
我在这里做针线活 I was here, knitting.
我在这里睡觉 I was here, sleeping.
该死 好吧 Fine, fuck.
我在坦帕的北京面馆的储藏室里 I was in Tampa in the supply closet of the Peking Noodle,
鼻子顶到胸上 磨碎速达菲 up to my nose in boobs and ground up Sudafed
和叫朱琳达的女服务员一起 with Jalinda the waitress.
还有一桶脆饼 And there was a tub of Crisco--
记住 别碰鉂 Remember, don't touch the continuinium.
去你妈的 让我重温北京面馆那一遭 Fuck you for making me relive the Peking Noodle.
记住 首席说要小心 Remember, the Chief said to be careful.
去他妈的 Fucking fuck him!
有人吗 Hello?
搞什么 What the fuck?
♪坏女孩♪ ♪Bad girls♪
♪谈论着那些伤心的女孩♪ ♪Talking 'bout the sad girls♪
很抱歉我嘲笑了你的画 I'm sorry I made fun of your drawing.
♪伤心的女孩♪ ♪Sad girls♪
你觉得他会把东西藏在头盔里吗 Do you think the stuff is in his helmet?
肯定是中间那个紫色的小玩意 It must be that purple doohickey in the middle.
-那我们去拿过来 -等等 - Well, let's go get it. - Wait.
♪认识各种各样的陌生人♪ ♪Picking up all kinds of strangers♪
该死 你没告诉我实钟博士会冷冻射线 Shit! You didn't tell me Dr. Tyme had a freeze ray.
因为这不是冷冻射线 That's because it's not a freeze ray,
而是时间射线 it's a time ray.
♪但你想玩得开心♪ ♪But you want a good time♪
朋友们 Cool cats.
你们准备好进入舞池尽情狂欢了吗 You ready to get down and jive in the best of times?
我是乔纳森·实钟博士 不是时钟 I'm Dr. Jonathan Tyme, with a "Y"
因为实在好听 because why not?
你...你是丽塔·法尔 And you... You are Rita Farr.
我是你的忠实粉丝 Big fan!
继续说 Ha! Go on.
让我们忘却干扰尽情狂欢 Let's lose the static and get down
因为这是我的地盘 because this is my zone.
你们要么加入派对 要么退出派对 You're either in the party or you out the party.
明白了吗 You feel me?
♪伤心的女孩♪ ♪Sad girls♪
♪谈论着坏女孩♪ ♪Talking 'bout bad Bad girls♪
去吧 Go!
玩得开心 Have fun.
这他妈是什么鬼 What the fuckin' fuck!
苹果花
我想说的是 All I'm saying is,
它们不是零食 而是副食 they're not a snack, they're a side.
不不 你的意思是 No, no, no. So, you're tellin' me
你可以每天都吃洋葱圈 if you could eat onion rings every day
-而没有任何不良后果 -不是 - with no consequences-- - No, no.
这正是它们的美妙之处 That's what makes them good.
油腻 罪恶的后果 Greasy, sinful consequences.
-但洋葱圈还是很好吃 -没错 - They were good, though. - Yeah.
我们这样做我很高兴 I'm glad we did this.
我也是 Me, too.
我送你回家 I'll walk you home?
不用了 I'm good.
小组见 See you in Group?
混蛋 Motherfucker!
-你还好吗 -我04年时在费卢杰 - You okay? - I was in Fallujah in '04.
那里不太好 That was not okay.
这样的城市生活对我简直是小菜一碟 This right here, is city living.
身手不错嘛 妹子 Damn, girl. Those are some moves.
警察在路上了 Cops are on their way.
什么 不 我没让你叫警察 What? No. I didn't ask you to call them.
遭遇抢劫不报警吗 On a mugging?
报警是标准的程序 It's kind of standard procedure.
他只是个孩子 He's just a kid.
就当帮我个忙 Do me a solid,
再给他一次机会 give him a second chance.
犯罪数据库 蒂米·J·福斯特 少年罪犯 犯罪记录 2018.10.31 非法入侵 2017.2.10 破坏公物
根据他的记录 这将是给他的第三次机会 According to his priors, this would be his third chance.
那就给他第三次机会 Then give him a third chance.
这个孩子在系统中有越多的记录 The more this kid is in the system,
他就越难摆脱阴影 the harder it is for him to get out of it.
如果他不承担后果 And if he doesn't experience the consequences,
那他最后还是会堕落的 then he's heading there anyway.
你就那么信任你的道德罗盘吗 Are you really that confident in your moral compass?
不 我只是不知道这次抢劫是 No. I just didn't know this mugging was my only chance
是解决美国系统性不公正的唯一办法 to solve systemic injustice in America.
我只是说这孩子比我更需要保护 All I'm saying is, this kid needs more protection than I do.
是啊 公然行凶抢劫案里的受害者 Yeah, and most mugging victims
也不是挥舞着棒子的狠角色 aren't some cane-wielding badasses.
-狠角色 -狠角色来了 - Badass? - Badass alert.
我真是个英雄啊 Oh, yeah, I'm... I'm a real hero.
你想知道我是怎么得到这些疯狂的能力的吗 You want to know how I got all these mad skills?
是贫困草案 The poverty draft.
我没有别的选择了 Because I had no other option
也没人来警告我这会伴随一辈子的痛苦 and no one to warn me that it came with a lifetime of pain.
对你的服务并无不敬 With respect to your service,
我只是说下次他准备抢劫时 all I'm saying is the next time he tries to mug some--
要是没有下一次了呢 What if there isn't a next time?
要是这就是这孩子改过自新的时刻呢 What if this is the moment that this kid turns his life around?
要是我们让他走上正轨了呢 What if we put him on the right path?
对他挥挥宽恕魔杖 Wave the magic wand of forgiveness
就让他不再是罪犯了吗 and suddenly he's not a criminal.
你没有在听我讲 Okay, you're not listening to me.
没人应该被他们所作的最坏的事来评判 Nobody should be judged by the worst thing they ever did.
滚吧小子 Get out of here, kid.
怎么了 What?
没什么 Nothing.
好吧 Okay.
他没有很多朋友 He didn't keep a lot of friends...
印第安纳州 格林斯博罗
但他对他的家庭很忠诚 but his loyalty to his family was fierce.
他很幽默 他足够聪明能理解玩笑 He was funny. He was smart enough to get the joke.
我从来听不懂 I never was,
但他是个好兄弟 不管怎样都爱我 but he was a good brother and he loved me all the same.
我们爱你 加里 We love you, Gary.
我们很想你 You are already missed.
你是加里俱乐部里的一员吗 You a member of Gary's club?
海盗电台兄弟帮 锡纸帽队 Pirate Radio Truthers, Team Tinfoil Hat?
无意冒犯 No offense.
我不懂你在说什么 I... I don't know anything about that.
再说点别的 Say something else.
好的保罗 Yeah, Paul,
是我 你爸爸 it's me. Your dad.
你还活着 You're alive.
加里是对的 Gary was right.
我都不知道该如何反应 Don't even know what to do with that.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
信息量太大了 It's a lot.
如果我弟弟知道要是自杀 Yeah, if my brother had known killing himself
能让我们父亲现身的话 would have made our dad show up,
他一定会早点自杀 he probably would have done it sooner.
老天啊对不起 那听起来 Oh, Christ, I'm sorry. That sounded...
-不不没事的 -不 - No. No, it's okay. - No, no, it's...
信息量太大了 Yeah, it's a lot.
来接你的吗 Your ride?
那是你孙子 Your grandson, actually.
我们在他家有场聚会 We're having a... A gathering at his place.
在橡子街46号 46 Acorn Street.
有些加里最喜欢的点心 Picked up a bunch of Gary's favorite treats.
麦芽巧克力 Chocolate malts?
你还记得 You got it.
你应该来 You should come.
好了大家伙 到了双人滑冰的时候了 All right, folks, it's time for couples skate.
-不不不 -不 - No, no, no! - Oh, no.
-别他妈的是这首歌呀 -别又是这首歌 - Not this fucking song. - Not this fucking song again.
操 Fuck!
这是最好的时代 宝贝 This is as good as it ever got, baby.
每个时代我都见过 I've seen it all. Every era.
就是此时 1980年8月8日 This right here, August 8th, 1980,
95号国际公路边的轮滑迪斯科 at a roller disco off I-95,
这里就是人性的巅峰 this is where humanity peaked.
来吧 Come on.
我在努力 I'm trying.
我还希望你不仅是为了我的鉂元素来的 I was hoping you were here for more than my continuinium.
我不知道你在说 I don't know what you...
你肯定已经知道了 Well, surely you already knew that, uh,
你都看过未来了 seeing the future and all.
我更愿意活于当下 亲爱的 I prefer to live in the moment, baby.
再说 很多人来抢这个 Besides, many have come for this,
但他们都失败了 but none have succeeded.
简直疯了 我们没时间在这胡闹 This is nuts. We don't have time for this shit.
找双轮滑鞋 我们快走 Find some skates and get out there.
你怎么就看出来我会轮滑 Why the fuck would you assume that I know how to skate?
我非得说清楚吗 Do I always have to clarify this?
你那64个人格里有没有哪个会轮滑 Does any one-sixty-fourth of you know how to skate?
-或者吞闪电 能帮点忙 -或许吧 - Or chew lightning, or anything helpful? - Maybe.
但是其他人都有点嗨 But the others are sort of... doped.
简 所以我们才不能吸毒 This, Jane, is why we don't do drugs.
我不行了 I can't.
我不行了 我不行了 I can't. I can't.
-我不行了 -该死 - I can't. - Sh... shit.
谁都不能破坏这场派对 Ain't nobody stopping this party.
别再放《坏女孩》了 No more "Bad Girls."
该死 Oh, shit!
丽塔 你干了什么 Rita, what did you do?
是你让我抓他的头盔的 You told me to grab his helmet!
那不是头盔 那是他的头 That's not his helmet, that's his head.
我去 时间男的脑子掉出来了 Holy shit! The continue brain thingie is loose!
以此神圣文物
我的王国将繁荣昌盛
现在我能让我的人民免于灭绝了
我才不要照顾天谴的孩子 I am not babysitting my nemesis's kid.
你们是奈尔斯的人吗 Hey, you Niles's guys?
一边去 政府的混蛋 Fuck you, government asswipes.
我发誓 我以为它是头盔 I swear to God, I thought it was a helmet.
去拿脑子 混蛋 Grab the brain, asshole!
-撒旦 退散 -救救我 - Satan, be gone! - Help me.
不要 No!
撑住 Hang in there.
我看过你的一辈子 格特鲁德·克兰普 I've seen your like from birth to death, Gertrude Cramp.
你妈妈说得一点都没错 Your mother was right about you.
无论如何 无论你有多努力 No matter what, or how hard you try,
你也不过是个骗子而已 you'll never be anything but a fraud.
你刚说什么 What did you say?
我说 你们给我滚出这个派对 I said, you're out of the party.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank heavens.
你们拿到了吗 Did you get it?
当然没有 Of course we didn't.
又一次冒险 又一次触发回忆 一成不变 Another adventure, another trigger, what else is fuckin' new?
你知道我们要去找的不是个头盔吗 Did you know the thing we were going after wasn't a headpiece?
-那是那家伙的头 -我警告过你们 - It was a guy's head. - I warned you.
我的研究很不充分 My research was thin.
但你还是很自信地说他很糟糕 Oh, but confident enough to call him terrible
尽管他就只是个沉迷自己世界的蠢货 even though he was just some self-absorbed putz.
在我看来 你就想找个杀手团伙 It seems to me like you wanted a hit squad
入侵时间胶囊 杀掉一个人 to invade a time capsule and murder a guy.
我没要你们做这种事 I asked for no such thing.
我最后说一遍 我从来没要求 For the last time, I never asked for--
别说这种话了 Stop saying that.
你把我们变成现在这样 You turned us into what we are.
而现在我只能做一件事 And now I can only do one thing,
我们连那都做不到 and we can't even do that.
拉瑞·崔纳遭遇了什么
常态保护局关于X15飞行异常的未删减报告
退还寄件人 拉瑞·崔纳收 水星计划 可可沙滩 佛罗里达州 美国
亲爱的爸爸 你去哪儿了 爸爸 我以为你去了太空 可妈妈一直哭 我爱你 想你 求求你回家吧 爱你的儿子 加里
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
天上的父啊 我们恳求您 驱走 Father in heaven, we beseech you, cast away the demons
这七年里在凯·查利斯体内滋生的恶魔吧 who have grown in Kay Challis these seven years.
驱走鬼魂 让凯重回我们身边 Cast away the spirit and return Kay to our flock.
把她归还她一直受苦的母亲吧 Restore her to her ever-suffering mother.
求求你 妈妈 帮帮我 Please, Momma, help me.
主啊 我们全心赞美您 Lord, we praise you with all our hearts,
我们知道撒旦无法在您出现的地方停留 and we know that Satan cannot abide where you are present.
感知您的存在 Feel your presence.
黑暗之王 你不受欢迎 Prince of Darkness, you are not welcome.
撒旦 Satan!
消失吧 Be gone!
我会撕掉你的面具 I'll tear your face off!
帮帮我 Help me.
我们活该这样 We deserve this.
凯 让我替你上去 Kay, let me go up for you.
这位女士是谁 Who is this lady?
把凯交给他们 如果不这样我们都会死 Just give them Kay. If we don't, we'll all die.
不 女孩保重 No, the girl stays safe.
这事我能搞定 凯 I can do this, Kay.
我知道你想要什么 I know what you want.
让我替你上去 Let me go up for you.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢你 修士 Thank you, brother.
我看到光了 Oh, I see the light.
我被拯救了 I am saved!
赞美上帝 Hallelujah!
感谢上帝帮助我的凯
我们再次纯洁了
我们的罪孽消失了
感谢您的仁慈
明说了吧 埃琳娜 Let's be clear, Elena.
再多圣水也永远无法净化 No amounts of holy water will ever purify the sins
你任其在家中横行的罪孽 you allowed to go on in your home,
如果你想让你罪恶的顺从继续隐藏 and if you want your sinful compliance to stay buried,
那就叫我米兰达吧 then you will call me... Miranda.
我从未见过这一幕 I've never seen this before.
我为什么在看米兰达的记忆 Why am I watching Miranda's memory?
我在这里没有任何倾向性 I'm being neutral here.
听着 如果你想在我们经历这段困难时期时 Listen, if you want to remain his primary
保留这个主人格 那就这样做吧 while we get through this rough patch, then so be it,
不过 改变并非全都不好 But, you know, change isn't all bad.
你的意思是米兰达会是更好的主人格 You're saying that Miranda would be a better primary.
提醒一下 她把自己扔进了该死的井里 Newsflash, she threw herself into the fucking well.
你不必提醒我 You don't have to remind me,
但在那之前 早在我们 but before that, long before any of us
接受超能力试验之前 were subjected to meta-human experimentation,
米兰达就很强大了 Miranda was... powerful.
是什么使她如此强大 What made her so powerful?
她知道那女孩想要什么 She knew what the girl wanted.
是什么使她如此强大 What made her so powerful?
她知道那女孩想要什么 She knew what the girl wanted.
也许是时候改变了 Maybe it is time for a change.
干什么 What?
你能帮帮我吗 Can you help me?
不能 我帮不了你 也帮不了你父亲 No, I can't help you, and I can't help your father.
我完全是个废物 连我自己都帮不了 I'm an utter failure, and I can't even help myself.
不是那种帮忙 Not that kind of help.
现在轻搅蛋糊至起泡 Now lightly whip the egg batter into a froth.
克拉拉是可以牺牲的 Clara was deemed expendable.
我女儿是可以牺牲的 My daughter was expendable,
可你女儿让多少人付出了性命 but yours has cost how many lives?
你孩子怎么就比我的更重要 How is your kid more important than mine?
在走投无路时 我会为我女儿做任何事 When backed into a corner, I will do anything for my daughter.
比如把我切碎 Like chop me up.
我他妈可帮不了你 Not if I can fucking help it.