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翻译 米糊
翻译 DerbyNinja
翻译 iLOST
翻译 Stampy
翻译 Leon!!!!
翻译 晴安
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时间轴 Jessie
校对 屯栗子
后期 渔夫
字幕总监制 屯栗子
末日巡逻队
第二季 第一集
英国 伦敦
让开 我尿急 Get out of my way! I need a sprinkle.
不过现在轮到你们花钱来看的 But now, the putrid little primate,
恶心的小灵长类动物登场了 you shelled out your shekels to see,
好了 该你了 小姑娘 All right, looks like you're up, girly.
她来了 And here she comes now.
这可怕的奇珍 An hideous curiosity,
于冰冷的育空荒野被捕获 captured deep in the icy Yukon wilderness,
猿脸女孩
那里的传闻道 where legends say...
她是女巫和山地野兽 she is the cursed progeny
生下的被诅咒的后代 of a witch and a mountain beast.
天赋异禀 Bestowed with gifts most unnatural,
与生俱来的容貌必将长久玷污 and born with looks that will surely stain your memories
你们的记忆 for years to come.
猿脸女孩 The Ape-Faced Girl!
我还有个又长又甜的东西给你 猴子女孩 I got something else long and sweet for you, monkey girl.
冷静点 Calm yourselves.
冷静点 女士们先生们 Calm yourselves, ladies and gents.
我向你们保证 精彩的还在后面 There is much more to see, of this I can promise you.
她只是需要一点黑暗 She just needs a little darkness
来让自己平静下来 集中注意力 to calm herself, concentrate,
召唤出她特别的朋友 and conjure up a very special friend of hers.
看啊 Behold!
这是一种你们从未见过的动物 An animal the likes of which you have never seen before.
一种被遗忘已久的野兽 A beast from a time long forgotten.
我知道你不喜欢这样 I know you don't like it,
但如果你乖乖的 很快就会结束的 but it will be over quickly if you behave.
这头凶猛的怪物 A ferocious monster...
与她错乱的精神 tethered to her
紧紧捆绑在一起 deranged mind!
我们只要按他说的做就行了 We just have to do as he says.
猿脸女孩可怕的宠物 The Ape Girl's gruesome pet...
女士们先生们 No sudden movements
请别乱动 if you please, ladies and gents,
这可不是马戏团的驯兽 for this is no tame circus animal.
这是货真价实的邪恶魔术 This is a true wicked conjuring,
它的牙齿可以撕裂人的头骨 with teeth that can rip through a human skull.
你们想看它跳舞吗 Would you like to watch him dance?
转个圈 Give us a twirl.
快点 Go on, now!
马上就完事了 We'll be done soon.
我保证 I promise.
绕另一边 Around the other way!
怎么了 What's wrong?
你要干什么 What are you doing?
你在看谁 Who are you looking at?
我说了绕另一边 I said the other way!
-不 -你必须服从我 - No! - You will obey me!
你个小贱人 You little cunt!
管好你的动物 Control your animal!
制服它 Take it down!
阻止 Make stop.
你是谁 Who is this?
你是哪一个 Which one are you?
帮助 Help...
小女孩 girl...
什么意思 What do you mean?
怎么帮我们 Help us how?
许个愿 Make wish.
什么 What?
许个愿 Make wish.
我 I...
救救小女孩 Save girl.
小女孩 Girl...
安全了 Safe.
旭日东升 新的一天开始了 With sunrise, another day begins.
我们为今天做好准备吧 So let's be ready for today.
不许说坏话 No wicked words,
不许呲牙齿 no teeth,
不许伸爪子 no claws.
只有快乐 欢笑和玩耍 Only fun and laughs and play.
我们当然可以 Well, of course we can.
但首先我们要向所有的新朋友道早安 But first we have to say good morning to all our new friends.
不是吗 Don't we?
你当然没忘记他们 傻瓜 你不可能忘记 You haven't forgotten them, silly. You can't have.
你太可笑了 Oh, you're being ridiculous.
好了 好了 All right, all right.
我们来看看 Let's see.
该死的 God dammit!
高如房子 疯如狮子 Tall as a house. Mad as a lion.
破铜烂铁 Piece of shit!
高大滑稽的铁皮人 The big funny tin man...
狗娘 Mother...
有着许多速度极快的车 ...with lots of pretty fast cars.
该死的 混蛋 见鬼 Stupid bitch ass... Fuck... God damn...
还说着很多有趣的话 And lots and lots of pretty words.
该死 该死 该死 Fuck, fuck, fuck!
有一个悲伤的女孩 And there's a sad girl...
对着黑暗高声歌唱 who sings out to the dark.
她再也不唱歌了 She doesn't sing much anymore.
她其实最近什么都不做了 Well, she doesn't do much of anything these days, really.
你一定还记得 Oh, and you must remember,
英雄小子 the boy hero.
没错 That's right.
一个真正的超级英雄 A proper superhero.
最后 And last of all,
还有窈窕的公主 there's the fair princess.
她有橡皮制的皮 She's got skin made of rubber.
至少我是这么听说的 At least... that's what I've been told.
但是她有时笑的时候 But when she smiles sometimes,
我觉得她其实是玻璃做的 I think she might actually be made of glass.
不 我才不怕他们 No, I'm not scared of them.
有什么好怕的 Why would I be?
这是个特别的地方 This is a special place.
我们现在都属于这里 It's where we belong now.
我们都属于彼此 And this is who we belong with.
或许我们暂时还不都是朋友 Maybe we're not all friends just yet...
但我知道最终会的 but I just know we will be eventually.
有一天 我们可能会胜过友情 Someday we might even be better than friends.
或许有一天 我们会成为家人 Maybe someday, we'll be a family.
很好 Perfect.
大家该起床了 Rise and shine, everyone.
该起床了 Rise and shine.
你非得每天早上摇那铃铛把我们喊醒吗 Must you wake us every morning with that bell?
太乡土了 It's so folksy.
明天开始就不摇铃了 丽塔 No more bells after today, Rita.
我保证 I promise.
准备好了吗 It's ready?
我们说话这会 拉瑞正在完成 Larry is completing his final test on the substance
物质的最后测试 as we speak.
这次终于要成功了 对吧 And it's definitely gonna work this time, right?
跟其他几次不同 Unlike every other time?
好了 伙计 All right, buddy.
别有压力 No pressure...
不过我们就靠你了 but we're counting on you.
有反应吗 Anything?
该死 Shit!
该死 该死 Shit, shit, shit!
天啊 Oh, God!
这很重要 This is important.
变形可能会非常累人 The transformation could prove to be very exhausting,
可能会花上几个小时 and could take up to several hours.
等下 你刚是说"几个小时" Wait, did you just say "Hours"?
这是个精细复杂的过程 It's a very delicate and intricate process.
化学物质需要一段时间 The chemical needs time
来渗透身体的每一个细胞 to permeate each and every cell of the body.
我不是有上帝情结的混蛋科学家 I'm no asshole scientist with a God-complex or anything,
但是我们之中没有身体的人怎么办 but what about those of us who don't have a body?
我的理论是 Well, my theory is that
化学物质会与碳结构发生反应 the chemical will interact with carbon structures.
-也就是说 -不 我不信 - Meaning-- - Nope, not buying it.
怎么 你们真觉得他就突然间 What, you guys really think he's just suddenly capable
可以反转这一切了吗 of reversing this bullshit?
他试了几天 几周 He's had days, weeks.
无事发生 Nothing's happened,
今天百分之百也不会发生什么 and it sure as shit ain't gonna happen today.
这你说不准 You don't know that.
我就说得准 Yeah, I do.
他是个很烂的科学家 He's a shitty scientist.
看看你周围 维克 Look around you, Vic.
我们就是他毕生的杰作 We are his fucking life's work.
你从中能看出什么 What does that tell you?
你看好了 你这愤怒的 You look here, you great big steaming,
恶臭的一堆反刍出来 reeking pile of regurgitated--
薄饼来了 Pancakes!
谢天谢地 Thank God.
-我饿死了 -太好了 早饭 - I'm starving. - Good. Breakfast.
我们需要力气 We'll need our strength.
所以各位都确保开始前把肚子填饱 So everyone, make sure you fuel up before we begin.
首席 Chief.
我就说吧 我就他妈说了 I called it. I fucking called it!
谢谢你 拉瑞 Thank you, Larry!
大家都坐下来 Please, everybody sit down.
咱们坐一起谈 Let's sit down together.
老天 Oh, boy.
简 小宝贝最喜欢的 Jane, Baby Doll's favorite.
多加糖浆的 Extra syrup.
她不饿 She's not hungry.
真对不起 丽塔 I'm sorry, Rita.
你觉得我们是不是该换个别的方式了 Do you think it might be time to try something else?
如果科学没有用 If science isn't working,
也许我们可以换个视角 maybe we should look elsewhere.
毕竟 我们在画里碰到的那些事 After all, what happened to us in that painting
不怎么样有科学依据 wasn't completely scientific.
魔法 Magic.
我也不怎么想见到他 I'm not exactly overjoyed at the thought of seeing him either,
但是威洛比或许是我们的答案 but Willoughby might have an answer.
-不 -最起码 - No. - At the very least,
他能给我们指明个方向 he could point us in the direction
一本书 或是个孩子 of a book, or a boy,
-或者是个马头 她好像人挺好... -不行 - or a horsehead. She seemed nice-- - No!
我真的很抱歉 丽塔 但是他帮不上忙 Look, I'm sorry, Rita, but he can't help.
这件事上不可能 Not with this.
操 操 操 操 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
你要干什么 What are you doing?
没什么 Nothing.
我知道你干什么 I know what you're up to.
你要去喂老鼠 You're going to feed the rats.
-是是 -我能一起吗 - Sure. - Can I come?
不行 Nope.
芝士到了 Cheese delivery.
我知道你想要 混蛋玩意 I know you want it, motherfucker.
来吧 Come on.
吱吱 混蛋玩意 Squeak, squeak, motherfucker!
爽啊 Oh, yeah!
地下
我们支撑不下去了 You can't keep doing this.
你看到这对我们有什么影响了 对吧 You see what's it's doing to us, right?
请原谅我不想去面对 铁头 Forgive me if I don't want to deal, Hammerhead.
我们被困在玩具里了 We're stuck on a toy.
天啊 我真想把你脸撕下来 God, I could rip your fucking face off!
这事不关乎我们 或是你 或是我 It's not about we, or you, or me.
是关于那孩子的 是关于小凯的 It's about the girl. It's about Kay.
还是说你已经他妈忘记了 Or have you fucking forgotten that?
去你妈的 Fuck you.
是时候 改变了
这是谁弄的 Who did this?
我弄痛你了吗 Did I hurt you?
你在这里做什么 What the hell are you doing in here?
抱歉 我只是想帮忙 Sorry. I was just trying to help.
我看到这个扎在那里看起来特疼 I saw it was stuck in and it looked really painful.
所以你就闯进我的私人空间吗 So you just barge into my personal space?
-我... -你不能就这么随便的走进来 - I-- - You can't just walk in here whenever you want.
操 Fuck.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不是有意冲你发火 I didn't mean to blow up at you.
没事的 It's okay.
我知道作为一个大人很艰难 I know being a grown-up is hard,
有时候你需要靠呐喊来发泄坏情绪 and sometimes you have to yell to get all the bad feelings out.
是 不过 Yeah, well...
作为一个大人没有给你当混蛋的权力 being a grown-up doesn't give you a pass on being an asshole.
闭嘴你 Shush, you!
我知道那是个赃词 I know it's a naughty word.
你在跟谁说话 Who are you talking to?
达令和赫谢尔 Darling and Herschel.
-谁 -我的朋友们 - Who? - My friends.
你现在看不到他们 因为他们在里边 You can't see them right now, because they're inside.
就像你的朋友们那样 Just like your friends.
就是你脑袋里那些 The ones inside your head.
桃乐茜 Dorothy?
又在当小捣蛋了 是吗 Being a little busybody, are we?
没事的 我们只是在... It's fine, we were just--
不如你去外边玩玩 Why don't you go out and play
让我和简谈谈大人的事情 and let Jane and I have a little grown-up chat?
但是达令刚说要... But Darling was just saying that--
就一小会 亲爱的 Just a moment, sweetheart.
好吧 Okay.
你想要什么 What do you want?
如果你想要开门见山的话 Well, if you're gonna get right to it...
我需要血清 I need the serum.
约什·克莱给你的那支 The one Josh Clay gave you.
我知道你一直在使用血清 我也不是来说教的 I know you've been using it, and I'm not here to lecture.
我只想要拿回来 I just want it back...
为了桃乐茜 for Dorothy.
为了桃乐茜 For Dorothy?
为了保证她的安全 To keep her safe.
血清本就是为此制造出来的 That's why it was created in the first place,
作为一个安全保障 as a... safety net.
没了 It's gone.
我用完了 I used it all.
好吧 Right.
简 Jane...
如果你想要找人谈谈 if you need to talk to someone,
想朝人或尖叫或大喊 视具体情况而定 or scream and shout at someone, as the case may be...
我希望你知道 我在这 I want you to know I'm here.
我会永远陪着你 I'll always be here for you.
有部分我其实真的希望我们能回到过去 Part of me actually wishes we were back there, you know.
那时候我还不觉得这句话是屁话 Where that didn't sound like total bullshit.
表演结束了 首席 Show's over, Chief.
你不是我的朋友 You're not my friend.
你只是一位科学家 You're just a scientist
对一个可怜的女孩做了可恶的事 who did fucked-up things to a broken girl.
我觉得 I don't think
这是我见过 你儿子这辈子最努力的一件事 I've seen your son work harder on anything in his entire life.
是这样吗 Is that right?
加利佛尼亚
加里 你准备好给爸爸展示你做的东西了吗 Gary, you ready to show Dad what you made?
好 伙计 Okay, bud.
关键时刻到了 Moment of truth.
好了 哇 Okay, wow!
看看这个 Will you look at that!
是架飞机 It's an airplane.
不是普通的飞机 对吗 小加 Not just an airplane, right, Gar?
这是架X-15 It's the X-15.
不是吧 Get out!
是爸爸驾驶着在太空飞行的飞机型号 Just like the one Dad's flying into space.
让我来看看 Okay, let's see here.
两只机翼 没错 Two wings, check.
这是我的驾驶舱 没错 Well, there's my cockpit. Check.
不如你来告诉我这是什么吧 这里这个 Okay. How about you tell me what this is, right here?
我猜你是指这是火箭引擎 Okay, I guess you mean this is the rocket engine, huh?
没有这个 爸爸就不能飞进太空了 Without this, Dad doesn't go into space.
因此 Which is why,
知道火箭引擎的位置是非常重要的 it's very important to understand exactly where it goes,
还有原理 and why.
但是我喜欢它现在的位置 But I liked it where it was.
稍微等一下 Hold on a minute.
看着 Just watch.
这真的重要吗 拉尔 Does it really matter, Lar?
我不知道 谢丽尔 I don't know, Cheryl.
你希望你的丈夫的飞机穿过地球的大气层 Do you want your husband's plane to break the Earth's atmosphere,
还是炸成成千上万块碎片 or break into a million pieces?
这样吧 Tell you what.
去拿硬纸板和剪刀 我们重新做一个 Go fetch some cardboard, some scissors. We'll start over.
我和你一起做 You and me.
这是一个展现他对自己爸爸感到自豪的礼物 It was a present to show how proud he was of his dad.
而现在他爸爸要教他飞机的正确做法 And now his dad is gonna teach him how to do it the right way.
真有意思 That's funny.
我觉得他的做法就是正确的 I thought he did do it the right way.
你为什么要让我想起这件事 伙计 Is there a reason you're showing me that, pal?
也许是宇宙告诉我们 我们需要休息 Maybe it's the universe telling us we need a break.
你就待在原地别动 你个混账 You stay right where you are, you bastards.
你去哪了 Where were you?
怎么了 我错过什么了吗 Why, did I miss anything?
也许我的计划能够更进一步 Maybe I would be further along with my training
要是我有个坚持教学的老师的话 if I had a consistent teacher.
我只希望掌握自己的四肢 这难道错了吗 Is it so wrong to desire simple mastery of one's limbs?
在看了自己六十年 After 60 years of watching myself
陷入羞愧和自我厌弃的泥潭中 puddle into a pool of shame and self-loathing,
终于可以 不再问我可以为我的身体做什么 to finally ask not what I can do for my body,
而是我的身体可以为我做什么 but what my body can do for me?
好 你的目标是什么 Sure. What's your end game?
也许 最后 等我们爬出 Maybe, eventually, when we claw ourselves
这个缩影沼泽 out of this miniature morass,
也许我可以让自己在更好的地方发挥长处 maybe I can devote myself to the better good.
所以你是想当超级英雄 So you wanna become a superhero.
这些训练是因为这个目的吗 That's what all this training's about?
什么 What?
不 No!
为什么这么问 Why?
我觉得我这样很可笑吗 Is that ridiculous to you?
你没听过这么愚蠢的事吧 You've never heard such a foolish thing, have you?
如果是真的 If it were true,
你觉得也许 did you think that maybe,
我在这唯一目的就是为了避开模型小镇 just maybe my only aim here was to keep off the Tiny Town 10?
我只是要确定我不会寄予太高的期望 I was just making sure I'm managing expectations.
你知道你永远也甩不掉它吧 You know you could never actually cut it, right?
现在试试 Try that arm now.
什么 What?
现在用不会被人羞辱的方式再来一遍 Now just find a way to do it without being insulted.
明天同一时间见 Same time tomorrow.
佛罗里达州
你是克里夫·斯蒂勒 You are Cliff fucking Steele.
他不过是个好管闲事的 And he is a hillbilly piece of shit
垃圾人而已 can't keep his dick in his pants.
你不需要看他脸色 You don't need this.
尤其是在你终于开始大步前进的时候 Not when you are finally starting to hit your stride.
我知道 I know.
而且孩子就要出生了 And with a baby on the way.
我知道 I know.
不敢相信你妈 I cannot believe your mama
跟那个不忠之人住了这么久 stayed with his cheating ass as long as she did.
这样会让他伤心的 This is gonna break his heart.
亲爱的 Honey...
好吧 All right.
不如你去躺下 Why don't you go lie down...
吃吃玉米卷饼 with the burrito,
我去跟他说 交给我吧 and, I'll talk to him. I got this.
叫他去死 Fuck him.
动作慢一点 老爸 Slow down there, Pops.
你这是在抢我赛车维修队的饭碗 You're giving my pit boys a run for their money.
什么时候吃午饭 When's lunch?
我都饿得可以吞下一头牛了 Ready to eat the ass off a low-flying duck.
凯特在屋里躺着 Kate's inside putting up her feet.
我有啤酒 I got beer.
她什么时候才把孩子生出来 When's she gonna shit that thing out anyway?
老爸 Listen, Dad...
我和凯特在聊 Kate and I have been talking,
她觉得... 我们觉得... and she thinks that-- We think that...
鉴于你和老妈之间的恩怨 with all the bad blood between you and Mom, that...
我们不想你们在婚礼上大吵大闹 We don't wanna create a scene at the wedding,
所以我们觉得... and we think that...
也许你们其中一人别来参加吧 Well, probably one of you shouldn't come,
我们认为你不来最合适 and we think it'll be best if that was you.
我的意思是 I mean,
你的确和冰雪皇后那个女服务生搞在一起 you sort of did fuck the counter girl at the DQ.
我明白你的意思 小克 I hear you loud and clear, Cliffie.
那好 Okay...
我们喝啤酒吧 All right, let's drink some beer.
其实我要走了 Actually I'm gonna get going.
那好 All right. Well...
玫瑰苏打水怎么样 How about a road soda?
帮帮忙 Hey, do me a favor.
或者你可以把这当做是我的婚礼祝酒词 Or, you know what? You can consider this my wedding toast.
你为什么不尊重自己呢 Why don't you respect yourself?
你都还没结婚 You aren't even married yet,
她已经把你开始摆布你了 and she's already steering you around by your short and curlies.
她怀着我的孩子 She's having my baby.
我知道这对你来说很重要 我知道 Which I know is a big fucking deal to you, I do.
但是等着瞧一年或是两年后吧 But let's see what happens in the next year or two.
这是什么话 What the fuck?
婚姻之路漫长又曲折 儿子 The road is long and twisty, son.
无论你是谁或是和谁在一起 And in the end, whoever you are, or whoever you're with,
到最后你剩下的只有自重 你明白吗 all's you got is your self-respect. You understand me?
我知道我到时会在哪里 I know where I will be.
我会在这里 I'll be right here.
好吧 Okay.
和我的妻儿一起 With my wife and with my baby.
祝你好运 Good luck to you.
你根本不知道 You know, you wouldn't know
自重的重要性 the first fucking thing about self-respect.
还有一个建议 Yeah, and one other piece of advice.
妇产科问你她生完后是否要帮她多缝一针 When that baby doctor asks you if you want the husband stitch,
你告诉他 "缝两道" you tell him, "I'll take two."
给老子滚回来 Hey, get your ass back here!
混蛋 Asshole.
要喂老鼠吗 Time to feed the rats?
-我操 -对不起 - Fuck! - Sorry!
-对不起 -天啊 -Sorry. -Jesus, kid!
什么事 What?
我 I... I was just...
我想 I thought...
如果你要去喂老鼠 if you were going to feed the rats...
也许我能和你一起去 maybe I could go with you.
如果你觉得我烦人碍事 Which I totally understand
我也理解 if you thought inappropriate or a bother.
我确实这么想 Well, I do,
并且我不去喂老鼠 再见 and I'm not, so... Bye.
你要开车吗 Going for a drive?
什么 What?
我从来没坐过汽车 I've never rode in an automobile.
我了个去 Fuck my life.
这辆车很好看 This one seems nice.
孩子 你能不能闭嘴 Kid, you ever just shut the...
说个不停 She doesn't stop.
就是说个不停 She doesn't fucking stop.
别把这当成习惯 孩子 Don't get used to it, kid.
以后不会每天都带你的 This is not gonna be an everyday thing.
想要再快点吗 Wanna go faster?
好吧 All right.
这可是你说的 You asked for it.
克里夫 Cliff?
克里夫 Cliff!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
天哪 Jesus Christ!
那是什么鬼 What the hell was that?
对不起 那是达令 I'm sorry, it was just Darling.
你认识那东西 Wait, you know that thing?
她是我意识里的一个朋友 She's one of my friends from inside my mind.
他们只会在我伤心 惊吓或者开心时 They only come out when I'm sad or scared,
才出来 or happy.
请别生气 Please don't be mad.
别过来 Don't do that.
我可不是你那些古怪的朋友 I am not one of your little weirdo friends.
我是成年人 I'm a grown man, and I
我可没时间和小怪物玩 don't have time to play with a little freak.
克里夫 Cliff!
你有什么毛病 What the hell is wrong with you?
你可以冲我发火 You take your anger out on me,
别去找一个无辜的孩子 not on an innocent child.
你把那个宝贝孩子关起来九十年了 You mean the precious child you locked away for 90 years?
你根本不知道她和我的经历 You have no idea what she and I have been through.
真的吗 首席 Really, Chief?
你要跟我比惨吗 You wanna play "Who had it worse" with me?
量你不敢 Thought so.
去砸死几只老鼠吧 能让你好受一些 Go ahead, pummel some rats. That'll fill the hole.
我要报警了
煤气
感觉好点了 混蛋 Hole filled, asshole.
轮胎店
布朗夫人 千金乖巧 Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter.
聪颖机灵 世间罕有 Girls as sharp as her are something rare
心伤难愈 But it's sad
吾失其爱 She doesn't love me now
字字剔透 She's made it clear enough
无需伤悲 Ain't no good to pine
依旧 She is still
我喜欢看你唱歌 I do love watching you sing.
尤其是缩小的时候 And in miniature...
废话少说 威罗比 我们还有正事 Cut the crap, Willoughby, we've got work to do.
马上开始 你真是太可爱了 And we will. It's just, you're adorable.
我也很可爱 这件事也很 I'm adorable. The whole thing's just--
请别说了 Enough, please.
你很烦躁 You're on edge.
桃乐茜在这里 Dorothy's here.
我知道你要说什么 I know what you're gonna say.
我要说什么 What am I gonna say?
早告诉过你了 How you told me so.
但这不是她的错 But this is not her fault.
对 她想象出来的朋友 Right. Just like her imaginary pal
消灭了伦敦的怪物也不是他的错 wiping out that freakshow in London wasn't her fault.
这次不是 It's not. Not this time.
那是我的 It's mine.
她在我的保护下非常安全 She's perfectly safe under my care.
暂时安全 For now.
我也不想听你对她的看法 And I don't need to hear what you think of her.
我需要你帮我... I need your assistance in...
处理这件事 fixing this.
他们知道 对吧 They know, don't they?
那些廉价低级的实验品知道真相 Your yard-sale science projects know the truth.
无名先生把真相基本都告诉他们了 Mr. Nobody pretty much painted them a picture, yes.
我把剩下的也告诉了他们 And I told them the rest.
他们什么反应 And how are they taking it?
你觉得呢 他们气坏了 Well, what do you think? They're pretty pissed off.
但他们的确救了我的女儿... But they did save my daughter...
我试着让事情回到正轨 但从未成功过 and every attempt I've made to set things right has failed.
所以 我简直就是在 That's why I'm totally
羞辱自己 找你这种人来 abasing myself by summoning the likes of you.
你是要向我臣服吗 Is this supposed to be a grovel?
你可不可以... Will you...
请你... please...
帮我把那些人变大 help me get these people big?
这种法术可不是免费的 That kind of magic doesn't come for free.
开什么价格都行 Whatever it takes.
我对此无能为力 I don't carry that kind of juice.
埃斯曼大概可以 Eismann might.
埃斯曼 老天 Eismann? Good God!
都什么时候了你还在这里嫌东嫌西 考尔德 Lego figures can't be choosers, Caulder.
我们拿什么做交换 What do we got to trade?
楼下有一幅画 There's the painting downstairs.
我看到它了 I saw that.
那可是一件极具威力的法器 That is a very extremely powerful piece of magic.
或许它曾经是这样 Maybe it once was,
但是现在里面有两个呆瓜 but with those two knob-heads squatting in it,
就和被屌蹭过的《蒙娜丽莎》差不多了 you might as well have wiped your cock across the Mona Lisa.
挂在你脖子上的那个玩意怎么样 How about that thing around your neck?
你在开玩笑吧 You're joking.
那玩意加上画 大概刚刚够 That plus the painting might just do it.
-不行 -加点中介费 - No. - Small broker's fee on top?
我说了 不行 I told you, no!
现在不行 永远都不行 Not now, not ever.
冒着暗示我的确在乎这件事的风险... At the risk of insinuating that I actually give a fart...
让我来帮助你 let me help you.
你走 Go.
我会找到办法的 I'll find a way.
维克 在你把我撕开又重新弄到一起之前 So Vic, before tearing me down to build me up...
人人都爱那里
你可真像《霹雳上校》 顺便说一嘴 Very Great Santini of you, by the way.
美国戏剧电影 改编自帕特·康罗伊的同名小说
...我有个问题 ...I have a question.
等我们变大了 你到底想要什么 What is it exactly that you want when we get big?
我一直想要 What I've always wanted.
救赎外面的那个广袤的世界 Huge world out there to save.
没错 我同意 Right, agreed.
我们得确保你正确地认识自己 We just need to make sure you're in the right place.
这话什么意思 Meaning?
有时 人最容易忽视的是自己的痛苦 Sometimes, the easiest pain to ignore is our own.
你他妈到底在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
你大概以为你骗过了大家 但其实并没有 You may think you're fooling people, you're not.
我们都听到了 We hear you.
在夜里 At night.
那些噩梦 The nightmares.
我想说的是 或许我们可以互相帮助 And I'm just saying, perhaps we could help each other.
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
你是对的 伙计 You're right, pal.
我们应该多出来走走 We need to get out more.
负能量魂魄 释放 Negative Spirit release.
怎么了 What's wrong?
好了 伙计 到时候了 飞吧 Come on, pal, this is your time. Fly.
我曾以你为傲 爸爸 I was so proud of you, Dad.
到底是怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
你可曾以我们为傲 Were you ever proud of us?
加里 Gary?
我当然以你为傲了 Of course, I was.
老天 我以你为傲 My God, I was.
我只希望你能像我以你为傲一样 也以我为傲 I just wanted you to be as proud of us as I was of you.
但...可能这已经不重要了 But... maybe it doesn't matter anymore.
人们无法改变过去 What's done is done.
是吧 Right?
你做了什么 What did you do?
我现在在这里了 好吗 I'm here now, okay?
很久之前我就把这些事丢掉了 I left all that long ago.
到底是怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
你觉得丹尼还会变大吗 You think Danny will ever grow big again?
丹尼砖业公司
不知道 No clue.
我希望他们会 I hope they do.
没有人应该成为砖头 Nobody deserves to be a brick.
可能丹尼就是想做砖 Maybe Danny wants to be a brick.
那完全有可能是世界上最小的大麻 It's entirely possible that that is the world's tiniest joint.
拉瑞帮我卷的 Larry rolled it for me.
他用镊子之类的东西 He uses tweezers or some shit.
你还在用那些东西吗 You still using the other stuff?
什么东西 What other stuff?
那些 你知道的 Uh, the... You know.
拜托 那些 Come on, the...
你住在公交车上时用的那些东西 The stuff you shot up when you were living on a bus,
当你无家可归的时候 when you were homeless.
我一直在观察你 I was sort of watching you...
也可以说是保护你 some might say protecting you.
天哪 克里夫 Gee, Cliff.
你完全有可能是世界上最小的缉毒员 It's entirely possible that you might be the world's tiniest narc.
别管闲事 Get the fuck out of my rice bowl.
我们会变大的 对吗 We are gonna get big again, right?
我不知道 I don't know.
你想吗 Do you want to?
你不想吗 Don't you?
不然你认为我为什么吸毒 Why the fuck do you think I'm doing drugs?
该死的首席 Fucking Chief!
"该死的首席"说的太对了 "Fucking Chief" Is a-fucking right!
他的女儿又是怎么回事 And what's up with his fucking daughter?
她就永远11岁 She's just forever 11?
因为那个小孩会长大的非常快 Because that tween shit is gonna grow ancient real fucking fast.
那些她整晚聊天的假想朋友 Oh, hey. Those imaginary friends she talks to all night?
我见到了其中一个 I saw one of them.
-开玩笑吧 -没错 - Shut up! - Yes.
很奇怪 It was freaky!
它的脸有点像镜子 It sort of had this mirror thing for a face.
我懂 我并没好到哪里去 I mean, look, I get it. I'm no prize, but--
我们都一样 兄弟 You and me both, brother.
但是这个东西 But this thing?
我想说 好吧 I mean... Okay.
我们基本上是化学实验 对吗 We're basically chemistry experiments, right?
他把一些乱七八糟的东西扔到了烧杯里 He threw some shit together in a beaker,
然后我们就出来了 and out popped us.
-没错 -我们应该很怪异 - Yep. - We're supposed to be weird.
-没错 -他上了别人就有了她 - Yep. - He fucked somebody to get her.
你他妈的要上什么才能生个那玩意出来 What the fuck do you have to fuck to get fucking that?
我不知道 I do not know!
好吧 数到三 Okay, okay. On the count of three,
我们一起说我们觉得他上了什么 we both blurt out what we think he fucked.
好吗 Okay?
一 二 One, two--
我不期待同情心 I don't expect compassion.
有礼貌好吗 How about decency?
你先来 You first.
桃乐茜不见了 Dorothy's missing.
桃乐茜 Dorothy?
桃乐茜 Dorothy!
找到了吗 Anything?
要是她从桌子上掉下来怎么办 My God! What if she fell off the table?
不 Oh, no!
那有多高 一米 What is that? Three feet?
对于小人来说那有两个帝国大厦高 That's two Empire State Buildings to a tiny person.
操 操 操 操 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
-出事了 -怎么了 - Problem! - What?
她拿走了我的奶酪 She took my cheese.
-所以 -所以她去喂了老鼠 - So? - So she went to feed the rats.
她以为我一直在喂老鼠 She thinks I've been feeding the fucking rats!
你一直在杀老鼠 You've been killing the rats.
不 No shit!
你觉得我该对一个小女孩说那些吗 You think I'm gonna say that to a little fucking girl?
如果她靠近老鼠洞 它们会杀了她 If she goes anywhere near that rat hole, they'll kill her.
或者 Or...
或者什么 Or what?
她是个很有创造力的小女孩 She's a very creative little girl.
找到她 Find her!
老鼠们想要战争 Rats want war...
那就开战 it's war!
简 你想去干翻点老鼠吗 Jane, you wanna go fuck up some rats?
当然了 Fuck, yes.
我加入 I'm in!
丽塔 Rita!
丽塔也加入 Rita's in!
我们走 Let's go!
-搞什么 -怎么回事 - What the hell? - What's going on?
这是个陷阱 This is a trap.
是无名先生的陷阱 This is Mr. Nobody.
你看见无名先生了吗 Do you see Mr. Nobody?
看到了 Yes.
不 No.
这是个陷阱 This is a trap.
-维克多 -这是个... - Victor... - This is--
维克多 Victor!
无名先生还在那幅画中 Mr. Nobody is still in the painting.
这不是陷阱 It's not a trap...
我哪儿都不去 and I'm not going anywhere.
-你听到了吗 -不 这是个陷阱 - Do you hear me? - No, this is a trap.
这是个陷阱 This is a trap.
桃乐茜 Dorothy!
在那边 Over there.
桃乐茜 Dorothy?
孩子 你还好吗 Hey, kid. You okay?
桃乐茜 Dorothy?
什么鬼 The fuck?
她是个妈妈 She's a mommy.
这儿的老鼠也太多了 There are so many.
这只怎么了 What's wrong with that one?
太小了 So small.
如果鼠妈妈没看到怎么办呢 What if she doesn't see it?
没事的 看到了吗 It's okay. See? Look.
鼠妈妈把这只小老鼠捡起来了 然后... Mommy rat's picking it up, and...
该死 Ooh, shit!
发生什么事了 What's happening?
自然法则 Natural order.
最弱小的那只是负担 所以必须解决掉它 The weakest one is a liability, so it has to go.
她杀了那只鼠宝宝 It killed the baby!
没事的 没事的 Uh, it's okay! It's okay!
简 帮帮忙 Jane, a little help?
简 简 Jane? Jane!
搞什么 Oh, what the...
没事的 没事的 It's okay. It's okay.
一切都会好起来的 Everything is gonna be okay.
会好起来的 Just fine.
一切都会好起来的 Everything is gonna be okay.
没事的 没事的 It's okay. It's okay.
桃乐茜 Dorothy!
首席 Chief!
到底是怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
她只是... She was just...
那只老鼠...鼠宝宝们... This... This rat was, uh... Babies...
然后她突然...咬碎了她的孩子 And then, out of nowhere she just... chop!
操 I mean, fuck!
不 No.
桃乐茜 听我说 Dorothy, listen to me.
一切正常 Everything is all right.
不是的 不是的 It's not. It's not.
别这样 宝贝 Please, my love.
深呼吸 Just breathe.
克里夫 不要 Cliff, don't!
这可不是你打就能对付的东西 This isn't something you can just punch.
你 Hey! Hey, you!
操 Fuck!
桃乐茜 宝贝 我知道你很害怕 Dorothy, my darling. I know you're scared.
但你必须深呼吸 But you must breathe.
听我的话 Listen to my voice.
我做不到 I can't.
你想走吗 Okay, you wanna go?
我们走 Let's go!
什么鬼 What the fuck!
不管你对桃乐茜做了什么 都最好马上停止 Hey, whatever you're doing to Dorothy, you better fucking stop!
又是这张奇怪的脸 Okay, weird thing with the face again.
你也想加入吗 没问题 You wanna dance, too? Let's do this.
桃乐茜 Dorothy...
帮助 女孩 Help... girl...
离我远点 Leave... me... alone!
你在这儿还有多少幻想出来的朋友 How many imaginary friends do you have in there?
天哪 Jesus Christ!
阻止 Make stop.
他来了 He's coming.
他来了 He's coming!
他不会停下的 他来了 He won't stop, he's coming.
你一定要 You have to!
许个愿 Make wish.
他想让我许个愿 He wants me to make a wish.
你必须阻止他 You must keep him back.
-我做不到 -你必须做到 - I can't! - You must!
许个愿 Make wish.
你必须把他赶走 必须做到 You have to send him back, you have to!
别逼我再把你关起来 Don't make me lock you away again!
我真不敢相信 考尔德 I can scarcely believe it, Caulder.
残酷无情 费尽心机 自私独狼 Cut-throat, scheming, selfish lone wolf...
为了他软弱的畸形儿放弃了一切 giving everything up for his feckless freaks.
需要保证桃乐茜的安全 Dorothy needs to be kept safe.
远离任何可能让她... Away from any situation that might foster...
不愉快的情况 Unpleasantness.
至于其他人... And as for the others...
他们已经经历得够多了 They've suffered enough.
我只得以我能做到的微不足道的方式 I have to try and make it right...
努力摆平这件事 in whatever small way I can.
"微不足道" "Small"?
放弃生命我可不会说是微不足道 It's hardly what I call giving up your life.
生命的本质 Vitae essentia.
愚蠢的交易没有后悔药 奈尔斯 No take-backs on a fool's bargain, Niles.
只有蠢货 Only a fool...
才会先于家人考虑自己 would consider himself before his family.
现在摆在我面前的只有... What lies before me now is simply...
一个尚未解开的谜题 a riddle I have not yet solved.
你最好快点解开 老家伙 Well, you better solve it quick, old man.
都吃掉吧 Eat up.
好多新生命嗷嗷待哺呢 Lot of new mouths to feed.
维克 Vic!
你不会相信的 You won't believe it!
该做出改变了
去你妈的 Fuck you.
加里·E·崔纳
加里周四在他格林斯伯勒的家中去世 享年60岁 他永远地离开了他的哥哥 保罗·崔纳和众多家人 加里·E·崔纳
又一天在今夜度过 Tonight another day has passed,
无论喧嚣 and no matter noise,
还是黑暗 no matter dark,
我们必须坐好 坚持 等待 we must sit, and stay, and wait.
不然就安静 Or be quiet,
彬彬有礼 and be polite,
直到明天到来 till tomorrow's at the gate.
晚安 亲爱的 Good night, my love.
爸爸 Papa?
你会永远陪着我的 You will always be with me...
对吗 won't you?
我哪儿都不去 I'm not going anywhere.
好梦 Dream well.
晚安 赫谢尔 Night-night, Herschel.
你也是 达令 You too, Darling.
我也爱你们 I love you, too.
睡个好觉 Sleep tight.
父亲 Father...
将死 dying.
该睡觉了 It's time for bed.
我们必须睡觉了 We have to go to sleep.
我们所有人 All of us.
必须阻止 Must... stop.
他不会死 He's not dying!
你听到他说的了 You heard him.
他哪儿都不会去的 He's not going anywhere.
许个愿 Make... wish.
不 No!
今天不行 Not today.
什么时候 When?
拭目以待吧 We'll see.