爸爸 还要多久才到 How much longer, Pa?
我觉得今晚应该能到 Should get there by tonight, I reckon.
然后飞向我们的新生活 And then blast off to our new life.
你确定我会喜欢上面的生活 You sure I'll like it up there?
你在这里喜欢的所有东西 上面都有 还要更好呢 Well, they got everything you like down here, only better.
杰克就是这么说的 That's what Jack said.
1.5个厕所 主卧里有两个洗手池 One-and-a-half baths. Two sinks in the master.
她的 他的 挨着呢 真棒 His, hers, side by side. Bing bang.
我今天要和杰克谈谈 确保我们跟着下一次发射上去 I'll talk to Jack today. Make sure we're on the next launch.
再说一遍“发射”吧 我会很开心 You say "launch" again, and I am a puddle.
发射 -真好 我很开心 Launch. -Uh-huh, and I'm a puddle.
我可以与你分享这一刻 I could share this moment with you
就像婴儿读物里那样捧着你的头发 by holding your hair like in the baby book.
不要 小赫 这是我的职责 No, Herbie, this is my job.
你的职责是卖房子 从而让我们拥有更高的社会地位 You go do yours by selling us up to the top.
乔 是时候告诉你一些事情了 It's time you know something, Joe.
也许早该告诉你了 Well, maybe past time.
有你这样的儿子 我真是太幸福了 I couldn't be happier to have you as my son.
“有你这样的” "Have you"?
杰克 马上就来 Be right there, Jack.
作为法院的“下季” As a "sudorbinate" of the court.
约瑟夫肖特 我追究你 I hold you, Joseph Shorter,
藐视法庭的罪名 你违反法院命令F6-B进行销售活动 in contempt for sales in violation of court order F6-B.
什么情况 怎么回事 What is this? What's going on?
强制提问提示C Compulsory Questioning Prompt C.
你被要求问话 You're wanted for questioning.
请平静地前往问话地点 Please proceed peacefully to the questioning location.
只是我们俱乐部的季节性聚会 Just our club's little seasonal mixer,
但那里全是精打细算的人 杰克 but no shortage of sharp money minds there, Jack.
你得让他们觉得 月球住宅是一项伟大的投资 Got 'em thinking Lunar Residential is a great investment.
不可以说“不” And I am not taking "No."
可惜我们不能销售 -那么今晚见 Too bad we can't sell. -So, see you and yours tonight.
好吧 我们尽可能多找到些潜在客户 All right, well, let's just grab as many leads as we can.
等解决这个法律问题后 再回去卖房子给他们 We'll go back and sell them when this legal thing clears.
是啊 我还在骚扰会计给我相关文件 Yeah, I'm still hounding accounting on that.
那么 乔伊听到消息后什么反应 So, how'd Joey take the news?
我打算今晚告诉他 时机很重要 对吧 Telling him tonight. All in the timing, right?
显然我也有话要跟你说 Well, turns out I got something to tell you too.
埃德一直在攒钱 他给自己买了套不错的B楼 So Ed's been saving up, and he got himself a nice B-Plex.
我会和他一起去月球 I'm heading up there with him.
天啊 Wow.
雪莉 太棒了 Shirley, that's incredible!
我早就感觉到你俩关系不一般 I had a hunch about you two.
我还以为我们隐藏得很好呢 I thought we hid it better than that.
希望下次发射能带上我们 Hope we can squeeze into the next launch.
当然 Of course.
当然可以 你们俩一定会喜欢那里的 Of course. You two are gonna love it up there.
杰克 你一直对我不错 You've been good to me, Jack.
说实话 我肯定找不到人代替你 Well, I can't pretend I'll ever replace you.
先别难过 Don't get all weepy yet.
嘿 你上去后 Hey, when you get up there,
帮我教育一下会计部的那些笨蛋 好吗 give those pinheads in accounting hell for me, okay?
还有 告诉我总部是什么样 我很好奇 And let me know what HQ looks like. I'm curious.
什么 What?
怎么了 -你从来没上去过 What? -You've never been up there?
雪莉 我跟你说过了 I told you that, Shirley.
我在上面的家人没有... My family there wasn't--
别再让我想起这事了 Don't rake me over the coals about it again.
好吧 Right.
总之 谢谢你不厌其烦地催促总部 提供我们所需的表格 Anyway, thanks for riding HQ for those forms that we needed.
我一直给詹金斯打电话 但毫无进展 I've been calling Jenkins and getting nowhere.
是啊 他一直不接电话 Yeah, he's just been allergic to the phone
自从我们在那个县惹了麻烦后 ever since we hit that snag with the county.
老天 -太巧了吧 Christ. -What timing, huh?
不像他的作风 Not like him.
不 这... No, it's...
只是生意而已 你指望一切都顺利 just business. You expect it to run smooth?
我不明白 我们做错了什么吗 I don't get it, did we do something wrong?
显然是的 Clearly.
我们正在确定你们错到了什么程度 The extent is what we're currently determining.
笔录供词1A Deposition 1A.
被告约瑟夫肖特 初级销售助理 Defendant Joseph Shorter, junior sales associate.
- 违反546. - L3 光明面“共司” - Violation 546. - L3, Brightside "corportation."
我要在这里待多久 How long am I gonna be here?
法定时限允许拘留16小时 Statutory limits allow 16 hours detainment
为了严谨和彻底性 in the interests of rigor and thoroughness.
我将在一个很棒的新市场中大显身手 There's a great new market for me to excel in
就在今晚的乡村俱乐部聚会上 at the Country Club mixer tonight.
听起来很高大上 我有一件裙子再适合不过了 That sounds fancy. I've got the perfect dress.
宝贝 我想只有销售人员能出席 I think it might just be for salespeople, Bun Bun.
我是你老婆 I'm your wife.
任何你能参加的活动 我也能参加 毫无疑问地 这是规则 Anything for you, I'm included. Automatic. Those are the rules.
很好 Perfect.
乔伊蹲监狱后 所有的销售应该会比平时更好 And all the selling should go even better than usual with Joey in jail.
很遗憾 Sadly.
我知道 要努力去看到别人的优点 I know. Try so hard to see the good in people,
但是一个过着双重的生活 应受谴责的罪犯有什么优点呢 but what good is a person that lives a double life as a deplorable criminal?
那么 关于这件事 杰克是怎么说的 So, what did Jack say about it?
不 我觉得他最好不知道 Nah, I think it's best that he doesn't know.
这样乔伊就可以 独自面对应得的后果并成长 And that way, Joey can face his consequences alone and grow.
即使这意味着 Even if that does mean
他会错过今晚的大好机会 he misses this evening's great opportunity.
小赫 我不知道 I don't know, Herbie.
如果杰克生他的气 What if Jack being angry with him,
甚至也许会开除他 maybe even taking away his job,
这正是乔伊要面对的后果吧 is exactly the consequence Joey needs to face?
我只是想让你采取光明正大的手段 小赫 I just want you to take the high road here, Herbie.
你说得对 You're right.
你就是我的磐石 You're my rock.
你们三个都是 All three of you. My rocks.
发自办公室 不... From the desk--
紧急 Urgent.
发自月球总部斯坦利詹金斯办公室 From the desk of Stanley Jenkins, Lunar HQ.
给雪莉斯特德曼小姐 To Miss Shirley Stedman.
埃德 你有没有想过 月球并不是人们想的那么好 Ed, you ever wonder if the moon's not all it's cracked up to be?
很多事情都没那么好 Well, most things aren't.
但是还有什么比我们在一起更好的呢 But also, if it's you and me, then what's better than that, right?
对吧 Right?
这和你过去的家庭生活无关 对吧 This isn't about your domestic past, is it?
补充一句 你曾多次说那注定要失败 Which you have repeatedly called a lost cause, I might add.
无关 我已经接受了 No. I've made my peace with that.
我只是说去月球的事 I was just talking about up there.
我只是在说出想法 Just thinking it out.
雪莉 谈话和思考是致命的组合 Talking and thinking, Shirley, that's a lethal combination
我们还要拥抱未来呢 when we've got a future to embrace.
等我们到了后我会拥抱它的 I'll embrace it when we get there.
请查阅 雪莉斯特德曼小姐... Miss Shirley Stedman, please. Miss Shirley Stedman.
怎么了 是什么 What? What is it?
因为如果要有更多的交谈和思考 我可能没那心情 'Cause if it's more talking and thinking, I'm not sure I'm in the mood.
好吧 Sure.
雪儿 雪莉 Shirl. Shirley.
这可是我们新的一天 It's a new day for us!
总不能才刚开始就半途而废吧 Can't just dip a toe in and get halfway pregnant, huh?
你不知道谁能给我 提供必要的“共司”记录 And you have no knowledge who could provide necessary records
纳税人身份证或总收入表 of "incorportation," taxpayer IDs, or tabulated gross receipts.
我不知道那些是什么 我只负责卖东西 I don't even know what those are. All I do is sell.
肖特先生 那些是重要的数字 They're figures, Mr. Shorter,
是“勾成”一个实体的法律资格 which "costitute" the entity's legal standing.
这些数字杰克一定都知道 Jack's gotta know about all that.
他每天都和总部打交道 He deals with HQ every day.
他是你的顶头上司吗 He's your direct superior?
是的 杰克比林斯 他真是个很好的人 Yeah. Jack Billings. He's a great guy. Really.
去和他谈谈 我相信他会澄清一切的 Just talk to him. He'll clear everything up, I'm sure.
我说出他的名字不会给他带来麻烦吧 That's not gonna get him in trouble, me saying his name, right?
孩子 动作快点 五分钟后出发 你的女朋友在等你呢 Look sharp, kid. Wheels up in five. Your girl's waiting for ya.
先生 晚上好 Good evening, sir.
乔伊 乔 你在里面吗 Joey! You with me here, Joe?
我们得谈谈 -嘿 你看见乔伊了吗 他要迟到了 We need to talk. -Hey, you seen Joey? He's gonna be late.
他是个大男孩了 爸爸 他会到的 He's a big boy, Dad. He'll be there.
詹金斯那边有消息吗 Heard anything from Jenkins?
是的 我留言告诉他有急事 我们会把事情解决好的 Yes, I left word. Told him it was urgent. We'll get it all sorted.
他给我发来这个 He sent me this.
杰克 Jack.
你会高兴知道真相 因为真相永远最好 不管有多难接受 You'll be glad to know because the truth is always best, no matter how difficult.
乔伊不幸被当局带走了 Joey has been taken by the authorities, sadly.
好的 我会处理 好 Okay, I'll handle it. Yeah.
应该没什么事吧 Probably nothing, right?
对 Right.
你们先去俱乐部暖场吧 You guys just get to the club. Warm up the room.
不管这是什么事 先不急 Whatever this is, it can wait.
好 你去处理乔伊的事吧 Yeah, you just go take care of Joey.
好 Okay.
(光明面)
我好像已经告诉过你了 I think I already told you that.
好了 科斯托普洛斯特工 到此为止 All right. We're done here, Agent Costopoulos.
走吧 乔 我带你离开这里 Come on, Joe. Let's get you out of here.
干得好 伙计 That's great work, pal.
就为了一些文件而折磨一个诚实的推销员 Crucifying an honest goddamn salesman over paperwork.
真了不起 What a big man.
谢谢 杰克 Thanks, Jack.
谢什么 你才是那个承受这一切的人 What for? You're the one who had to put up with all that.
他把你扣押在里面多久了 -一整天 How long did he have you in there? -All day.
我真的不知道答案 I didn't honestly really know
有关他问的大部分问题 -他问的都是废话 much of what he was asking about. -That's all a bunch of nothing.
总部的天才们忘了给我们发几份表格而已 A couple of forms the geniuses at HQ forgot to send in.
我把他们骂了一顿后 他们立刻就给发来了 I let him have it. They snapped right to.
他有没有试图吓唬你一下 -把我吓得不轻 He try to scare you a little? -Pulled that off pretty good.
我不禁想如果自己惹上麻烦 我妈会怎么做 Couldn't help but think what my mom was gonna do if I got in trouble.
太可怕了 杰克 -嘿 但你处理得很专业 It was awful, Jack. -Hey, but you took it like a pro.
这才是最重要的 换做是赫博 他恐怕会紧张得胡思乱想 That's all that counts. Herb would've chewed through his tie.
是 别担心 我不会总让你这样保释我出来 Yeah, don't worry. I won't make a habit out of you bailing me out like this.
这不是你的错 Not your fault.
不是我们任何人的错 完全不是 Not any of ours. Not for a minute.
笑了啊 嘿 我们快赶过去吧 There you go. Hey, let's get over there.
你的西装在车里 你的姑娘还给你留着她的第一支舞呢 Your suit's in the car, and your girl's saving her first dance.
在一个满是财大气粗的人的房子里吗 In a room full of pretty deep pockets, right?
各位 今晚开心吗 我知道我很开心 Having a good night, folks? I know I am.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
晚上好 -嗨 Bonsoir. -Hey.
嘿 很高兴你们能来 Hey. Glad you guys made it.
谢谢 杰克和乔伊很快就到 Thanks. Jack and Joey will be here soon.
和一些开发人员的通话比预想的久 Call ran long with some developers.
听起来很重要 干杯 Sounds important. Cheers.
干杯 Cheers.
今晚很容易进行销售 他们都人醉钱多 Easy sales tonight. They're all rich and drunk.
菲尔蒙特兹 Phil Montez.
杰克肯定告诉过你要跳舞 I'm sure Jack warned you that there would be dancing.
谁说不能劳逸结合 Who says you can't mix business with pleasure?
客人们 欢迎到来 请享受秋日聚会吧 Welcome, guests. Enjoy the Autumnal Mixer.
我是赫博特带的客人 I'm Herbert's plus-one.
他们跟我们说他可以带一个客人出席 我们是夫妻 我怀孕了 He gets one, they told us. We're married, and expecting.
今晚愉快 -客人们 欢迎到来 Enjoy your evening. -Welcome, guests.
请享受秋日聚会吧 -你好吗 Enjoy the Autumnal Mixer. -How are ya?
抱歉 请止步 With apologies.
我们俱乐部的着装规定 禁止穿带有装饰的西装 Our club's dress code prohibits suiting with embellished trim.
虽然没有明令禁止 但我们希望大家不要穿宽翻领的西装 And while there's no mandate against, we actively discourage wide lapels.
但这是歧视与品味之争 不是吗 But that's discriminatory versus good taste, isn't it?
这是传统 It's tradition.
是这样 我女朋友在里面 跟一群穿羊毛衫的人一起 好吗 Look, my girlfriend's in there with the fucking cardigan brigade, okay?
她需要我 好的... She needs me. All right! Okay.
客人们 欢迎到来 请享受秋日聚会吧 Welcome, guests. Enjoy the Autumnal Mixer.
你把他放了 So you just let him go?
管理层能够提供“相干”文件的副本 Management was able to provide copies of "revelant" documentation,
使得“院诉”被撤销了 rendering the "oringinating" case closed.
给我 也许我们可以利用它 -但这是政府的财产 梅本夫人 Show me. Maybe we can use it. -But that's county property, Mrs. Mayburn.
按照规定 我“比须”立即销毁它 Which I'm "oglibated" by protocol to destroy promptly.
如果帮不了任何人 这规矩还有什么用 What fucking good is protocol if it doesn't help anybody?
这个系统是人类几千年历史的“接晶” This system is the "culnimation" of thousands of years of human history.
由一代又一代的公务员 奉献他们的时间和劳动所创造 Generations of civil servants dedicating their time and labor.
这比你我都重要 梅本太太 It's bigger than you or me, Mrs. Mayburn.
而且这样更好 And it's better that way.
求你了 Please.
我知道你想帮我 你也可以帮我 I know you wanna help. And you can.
你的合同保证你能拿到退款 Your contract guarantees a refund.
天啊 我抛弃了一切 退款也没用 God, not if I walked out on everything.
把房子烧毁了一半 Halfway burned down the house...
我希望房子买了适当的保险 I hope it was properly insured.
我很... I'm so--
去拿退款吧 Take the refund.
天啊 Wow.
这里可真热闹 That's a warm room.
我打赌我可以完成三笔交易 I bet I could close three.
你觉得你能超越我吗 You think you can top that?
在战争年代 Well, you know, back in the war
我从不在挑战面前退缩 I never backed down from a challenge.
嘿 Oh, hey.
去和她跳舞吧 Well, go take her for a spin.
让全世界都知道你被爱着 Let the world know you're a wanted man.
杰克 再次感谢 Thanks again, Jack.
放心吧 没问题的 You count on it.
今晚可真棒 大家都开心吗 What a night. How's everyone doing?
嗨 Hi.
天啊 移情别恋得很快呀 雪莉 Oh, my God. That was fast, Shirley.
该死 Goddamn it.
你会喜欢你新买的A楼 Well, you're gonna love your new A-Plex.
一定会的 I'm sure I will.
嗨 亲爱的 -怎么了 Hey, sweetheart. -Yes?
那边那个人是谁 Who is that over there?
那个妓女靠陪睡获得了诺姆塞尔温的财产 That tramp slept her way into Norm Selwyn's fortune,
愿他安息 May he rest in peace.
现在这是她的俱乐部了 This is her goddamn club now,
整个城市几乎都是她的 and mostly her town.
但老天啊 我真想拥有她的身材 But good Lord, I'd kill to have her figure.
小赫 我们属于这里 Herbie, this is where we belong.
乔伊来了 There's Joey.
他恢复得可够快的 He rehabilitated pretty quickly.
每次危机都是一个机遇 Well, every crisis is an open door.
我来领舞 Let me lead.
各位 别害羞 Don't be shy, folks.
我们能换舞伴吗 May we cut in?
我跟我妈学了一个夏天的交际舞 I did a summer of ballroom with my mother,
所以我的手会完全按课上所学的摆放 so my hand placements are gonna be totally by the book.
各位 干杯 Cheers, folks.
嘿 美国未来的腐败政客们 Hey, future corrupt politicians of America.
我出50美金 买你们的西服和领结 谁想卖 Who wants 50 for their jacket and tie, huh?
听着 我女朋友要被里面的一个 穿乐福鞋的秃顶势利鬼抢走了 Look, I'm losing my girl to some balding snob in loafers in there.
75美金...卖吗 Seventy-five. Seventy-five bucks, huh?
哥们 这是我的坚信礼西装 This was my confirmation suit, man.
好吧 那我给你5美金 让我喝一口酒吧 行吗 All right, how about five to swig the bottle. Please?
喝点吧 我为你感到难过 Just have some, I feel bad for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
乔伊 你舞跳得真好 You're a great dancer, Joey.
人也很善良 And such a good sport.
谢谢 Thanks.
为什么这么说 Why?
大多数人都会怪杰克 Most people would blame Jack.
但你一点也不生气 But you're not mad at all.
为什么要怪杰克 Blame Jack for what?
打扰了 朋友 Excuse me, pal.
我一直在找她 -没关系 I've been looking for her. -Of course.
嘿 我们又可以进行销售了 乔伊也没事 Hey, we're clear to sell. Joey's fine.
重回正轨 -杰克 一切都不在正轨了 Back on track. -Nothing's on track, Jack.
我们不该来这里 We shouldn't be here.
詹金斯的事... And this thing with Jenkins is--
雪儿 这不是世界末日 Don't make it the end of the world, Shirl.
我明天给他打电话 我们会解决 I'll call him tomorrow. We'll work it out.
肯定没事的 -你不知道事情有多严重 It's gonna be absolutely fine. -You got no idea.
你看看吧 Look.
我觉得很奇怪 I mean, I thought it was odd.
昨天让大家不用上班 被告知不要销售 Day off yesterday. Being told not to close.
你的法律状况 Your legal situation?
所以我打了几个电话 So, I made a few calls.
你一定想不到 只要契而不舍 竟能发现这么多真相 You'd be amazed what you can find out with a little stick-to-it.
你觉得他是什么意思 What do you think he means?
你可能会遇到一些麻烦 That you might have some trouble coming your way,
我要把所有的公司文件都寄给他吗 and I'm supposed to ship him every piece of company paperwork I've got?
天啊 Jesus.
我猜他是在针对我 但是... -为了什么 I guess he's got it in for me, but-- -What for?
为什么他看起来像是在隐瞒什么 And why does it seem like he's covering something up?
我以为杰克跟你说了禁止销售的法庭命令 I figured Jack told you all about the court order halting sales.
他不是你老板吗 I mean, he's your boss, right?
没有 他没说 No, he didn't.
我肯定他想要告诉你的 但是忘了 Well, I'm sure he wanted to, and it slipped his mind.
很不幸让你受了那么多苦 Too bad you had to do all the suffering.
他甚至没有解释为什么 And he never even explained why.
我只跟他说了那个税务员的事 我... All I did was tell him about the tax guy, and I--
我去和他谈谈 Let me talk to him.
如果你这样越级 我接下来的几周都抬不起头了 If you go over my head like that, I'll be taking shit for weeks.
如果我们不解决这个问题 几周后你就不能在这里工作了 You're not gonna be working here in weeks if we don't figure this out.
而且他一直不接你的电话 同时给我写这些见不得人的信 And since he's been ducking all your calls and writing these shady letters to me,
所以不如让我来处理 I say let me handle it.
好 你说得对 Okay. You're right.
我想你最好给他打个电话 I guess you better call him.
这是他在月球的电话号码 谢谢 That's his lunar-link there. Thank you.
比林斯先生 Mr. Billings.
叫我杰克 -杰克 Jack. -Jack.
一个朴实而诚实的名字 A plain, honest name.
值得信赖 Trustworthy.
肯定对你的工作很有帮助 Must be useful in your line of work.
有些品质更重要 Well, some things are more important.
我敢肯定那些品质你也都有 I bet you have those too.
你跳舞吗 You dance?
有时跳 Sometimes.
你想过自己到月球上去吗 You ever consider going up there yourself?
我做不长途飞行 I don't do long flights.
尤其是当我不确定旅途的另一端是什么时 Especially when I'm not sure what's at the other end.
但这种旅行最棒了 But those are the best kind.
看到人们想要某样东西 You know, seeing people want something
就像这些有钱人想要你的产品一样 the way all these cows want what you have,
我明白这种... I get this...
渴望 itch.
买套A楼就能解决这种渴望 Scratch it with an A-Plex.
是我们最好的产品 Our finest.
这些都不是我买来的 I don't buy one of anything.
那我最好看看自己能否高攀得起 I'd better see if I can count higher then.
嗨 杰克 Hey, Jack?
我能失陪一下吗 Would you excuse me a moment?
杰克 差点就很有趣 Well, it was nearly fun, Jack.
乔 怎么了 -你为什么就不能告诉我真相 What's wrong, Joe? -Why can't you just tell me the truth?
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我们之前不能进行销售 对吧 We weren't allowed to sell, right?
是啊 然后你就进来了 假装要拯救世界 杰克 Yeah, and then you just came in, pretended to save the day. Jack!
是我把你救出来的 不是吗 嘿 听着 好吧 I got you out of there, didn't I? Hey. Look, all right,
如果这是个大问题 那早就有人不开心了 对吧 if this was a big deal, it'd be a bigger deal, all right?
对我来说是大问题 It was a big deal to me.
亲爱的 你确定号码没错吗 Are you sure that's the number, hon?
没错呀 就是这个号码 再打一次试试 我有急事 Yeah. It's right here. Try again, it's an emergency.
稍等 我去查一下 Hold on, let me check on something.
抱歉 亲爱的 这条线路已经断了 Sorry, sweetie. That line's been disconnected.
什么 什么时候断的 What? When?
看起来就是今天早上的事 Looks like just this morning.
而且这甚至不是月球线路 亲爱的 And it's not even a lunar exchange, hon.
你确定 Are you sure about all of that?
小可怜 他是不是跟你说他在月球上 You poor thing. Did he try to tell you he was up on the moon?
外面很冷 让我们一起 感受一下恰恰舞的热情吧 It's cold outside, so let's all feel the heat of the cha-cha-cha.
恰恰舞 Cha-cha-cha!
不了 我在找杰克 -但你找到了我 No, I'm just looking for Jack. -And here you found me.
天啊 雪莉 你在干什么 Oh, geez, Shirley. What are you doing?
嘿 Hey!
天啊 -走吧... Oh, God. -Come on. Go on.
嘿 再次见到你真是太好了 Hey, it's really great to see you again.
杰克和乔伊闹别扭了 Jack and Joey are on the outs.
这可能是他恶性循环的开始 就像崩溃一样 Could be the beginning of a spiral for him. Like a breakdown.
常发生在销售员身上 Which happens with salesmen.
尤其在没有家人的支持和激励时更常见 Especially without family to support and inspire them.
说到激励 Speaking of inspiration...
天啊 抱歉 让我分一下心 Wow. I'm sorry. Let me do the state capitals.
杰克 我们处境很糟 We're on a sinking ship, Jack.
詹金斯根本不在月球上 Jenkins was never on the moon.
什么 What?
你给我的那个号码是被改了路径的 That number you gave me was rerouted.
从哪儿改的 -杰克 那号码的地点就是地球 From where? -To the goddamn Earth, Jack.
现在他逃之夭夭了 关闭了电话号码 谁会这么做 And now he's gone, split and cut the line. Who does that?
我不知道 但是... -你在哪里认识他的 I don't know, but-- -Where'd you meet him?
雪儿 别这样 人生苦短 Come on, Shirl, life is too short.
你在哪里认识他的 -在泉水镇的一家餐馆 Where'd you meet him? -I met him at some diner in SpringVille,
他给了我这个机会 差点救了我的命 and he damn near saved my life giving me this chance.
你觉得呢 他从我们的销售中揩油 What do you think? That he's skimming off our sales?
不 我觉得他之所以选了你 No. I think he picked you
是想让你帮他发大财 然后替他背黑锅 to make him a fortune and get stuck holding the bag.
我只看到了一个当地办公室 有个女孩在前台 但是... I mean, all I ever saw was a local office with a girl out front, but...
上面什么都没有 杰克 There's nothing up there, Jack.
这就是为什么发射被不断推迟 That's why launches keep getting pushed.
不 这... -他骗了你 No, That's not-- -He played you.
你不知道自己被骗了 但你也把我骗了 And you didn't know it, but you played me.
我们把所有买我们楼的客户都骗了 And we played everyone we ever sold.
天啊 God.
你还真有头脑 雪儿 You got one hell of a mind on you, Shirl.
雪... Shir--
打扰一下 雪莉路易斯斯特德曼 Excuse me, Shirley Louise Stedman.
我不在乎公诸于世 我爱你 I love you. I don't care who knows it. I love you.
你让我这愚蠢的糟糕人生变得值得 And you make my whole stupid mess of a life worth it.
我要把...月亮送给你 And I am going to give you the-- I'm giving her the moon!
我...雪莉 我是你的 永远...该死 I'm-- Shirley, I'm yours. Just forever and-- Shit.
下去 -别这样 Come on, kid. -Come on.
下台 -你别碰我 Get off the stage. -You get off of me.
来这里 -拜托 你这人 Come here. -Come on, this guy!
嘿 Hey!
小赫 Herbie!
您的饭好了 请慢用 Your meal is ready. Bon appétit.
我的晚餐烧糊了 My dinner's burnt.
嘿 女士 别生气 我这就给你退款 Hey, lady. No reason to get upset. I'll get you a refund easy.
退款 A refund?
对 Yeah.
我不想要退款 I don't want a fucking refund,
我想要这个我付了钱的炖菜 I want the casserole that I paid for!
天啊 Jesus.
我一生中什么都相信 My whole life, I bought it all.
所有的鬼话 所有我不需要的东西 All the bullshit, everything I didn't need.
为了我的房子 我的头发 我那令人沮丧的婚姻 For my house, my hair, my waste of a marriage.
你猜怎么着 And you know what?
事实是 The truth is...
全都是谎言 it's all fucking lies.
按一个按钮 出来了什么 You push a button, and what comes out?
一盘烧焦的垃圾 A plate of charred shit.
“让白色衣物更白” "Makes whites whiter."
骗人的 Lies!
“让你自己享受快乐” "Help yourself to some happiness."
骗人的 Lies!
做个听话的家庭主妇 Be an obedient fucking housewife,
你那个人渣丈夫再不会背着你 and your scumbag husband won't cheat on you
跟一个愚蠢的荡妇打字员搞外遇 with some stupid, tramp typist!
都是骗人的... Lie, lie, lie, lie!
女士 住手吧 拜托了 Lady, enough! Please!
我不想要退款 I don't want a fucking refund.
我想要真相 I want the truth.
否则我就把这里烧为平地 Or I will burn this whole place to the ground.
销毁 Shred.
这是规定 克丽丝特尔 It's the rules, Crystal.
我们的工作就是遵守规定 And our job to follow them.
我们知道不这么做会有什么后果 We know what happens when we don't.
抱歉了 I'm sorry.
我答应过你我会做得更好 I promised you I'd do better.
(光明面)
但她需要帮助 But she needs help.
我还真是选了艰难的一周来辞职 Picked a rough week to give my notice.
是这样 很高兴我们弄清了真相 在你和埃德陷得更深前 Well, it's good we figured it out before you and Ed got too far along.
是 等他清醒了我再和他说 Yeah. I'll deal with that once he sleeps it off.
嘿 Hey.
我明白 I get it.
如果你现在想退出 我会想办法的 If you need out now, I'll find a way.
不 我们会想出办法 No. We'll find the way.
最好想出办法 We better.
否则我们就是非常坏的人 Or we're pretty bad fucking people.
我们会想出办法 We'll find a way.
你和我一起 You and me.
到了 We're here.
不是这里 This ain't it.
不可能是这里 Can't be.
除非我们把日期搞错了 Unless we got the date wrong.
该死 Fuck.
(禁区 禁止擅自闯入) Get the hell gone or get shot.
要么滚 要么挨枪子
我们是来参加发射的 先生 We're here for the launch, mister.
什么发射 What launch?
谁说这里要发射 Who said there was a launch?
杰克 杰克比林斯 Jack. Jack Billings?
我们要去月球 We're headed for the moon.
混... Son of a...
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