真高兴你终于鼓起勇气约我出来了 Mmm. I'm glad you finally got up the courage to ask me out.
嘿 “终于”是什么意思 Hey, wh-- what do you mean, "finally''?
乔伊 别跟我假装淡定了 You don't have to play cool with me, Joey.
只是 我等你约我等很久了 Just, I was waiting a while.
我得进去了 -拜托 就再待一首歌的时间 I better head in now. -Oh, come on. Just-- Just one more song.
乔伊肖特 你真可爱 You're sweet, Joey Shorter.
现在去工作吧 然后再约我出去 别等太久 Now get yourself to work and ask me out again soon.
你给我进屋去 马上 You. Inside the house. Now.
起来 Up.
给我监管停业表 Fetch regulatory halt.
给我6厘米长的胶带 谢谢 Adhesive tape, 2.5 inches. Thank you.
(监管停业)
下去 跟着 Down. Follow.
我和夏琳在一起生活了23年 Twenty-three years, Charlene and I had together.
(神奇的个人产品)
太甜了 就像你一样 Way too sweet, just like you.
每天早上她都会对我说这句话 愿她安息 Every morning she'd say that to me. God rest her soul.
小伙子 这才是爱 而不是像你那样 在外面鬼鬼祟祟地寻求瞬间满足 Now that's love, son. Not like the cheap kicks you're out prowling for.
我只希望你上过大学 I can only hope you went to college.
当然了 先生 是的 Of-- Of course, sir. Yeah.
哪所大学 Where?
里士满州立大学 Uh, Richmond State.
什么专业 Mmm. Major?
英语 English.
还有商科 And business.
你做什么工作养活自己 What kind of work that earn you?
销售...我是做销售的 Uh, sales. Sales, I'm-- I'm-- I'm in sales.
我们卖月球... -我应该猜到的 一个推销员 We're-- We're selling, uh, lunar-- -I should have guessed. A salesman.
当然 我得去见见你的父母 Of course, I'll need to meet your parents.
那是什么味道 What's that smell?
牛肋骨 新款的桌子 配备了顶尖的香氛技术 That's prime rib. The new models come with top-notch aroma technology.
牛肋骨啊 闻起来像在烧钱 Prime rib, huh? Smells like burning money.
雪儿 富贵险中求 Scared money don't make money, Shirl.
这个小镇让我感觉很不错 I'm feeling good about this town.
我们在这安逸经营 改变一些人的生活吧 Let's get comfortable and turn some lives around.
杰克 今天谁也改变不了谁的生活 No one's changing any lives today, Jack.
“监管停业 进一步的商业活动 可能会导致被逮捕” "Regulatory halt. Further commercial activity may result in arrest"?
这就是我们最近大获成功的成果 This is what we get for our recent success?
是 杰克 这事怪我 球赛上广告惹的祸 Yeah, Jack. It's on me. The ad at the ball game.
雪儿 你必须立刻解决这个问题 我... You gotta make this go away fast, Shirl. I--
我们才刚在这里步入正轨 We're just starting to find our stride here.
一切都...他们来了 -我已经尽力... Everything is loo-- Oh, here we go. -I'm trying to do every--
早啊 队员们 -嗨 - Morning, team. - Hey.
乔伊还没来 希望他别迟到太久 Joey's not here. Hope he isn't too late.
赫博 你人真好 甚至可以说富有同情心 Oh, very kind, Herb, compassionate even.
各位 我们得聊聊 We need to talk, fellas.
嘿 其实呢 不如大家今天歇一天 You know what? Hey, why don't you guys take a day off?
带薪休假 作为对你们辛苦工作的感谢 Fully paid, as a "thank you" for all of your hard work.
那我就把今天当做额外的训练日吧 I'll treat it as an extra training day then.
对 赫博 不过我听说乔伊训练得更刻苦呢 Oh, yeah. I-- I hear Joey is training even harder, though, Herb.
我对此表示赞赏 并接受这个挑战 I applaud that and I welcome the challenge.
嘿 你是不是也赞赏你妈妈... -明白了 - Hey, did you also applaud your mother... - Got it. Mmm.
夺走了你的童年 ...when she was robbing you of your childhood?
你宁愿我告诉他们 你让一场法律纠纷失控了吗 Would you rather I tell them you let a legal situation blow out of control?
我正在处理这事 只是在等着 总部发来一些详细信息 I am taking care of it. Just waiting on HQ to send some details.
什么样的信息 What kinda details?
纳税登记号码 收入总额 月球分区... Tax IDs, gross receipts, lunar zoning--
老天啊 什么 他们需要这么多东西 才能让我们开工吗 Jesus. What? They need all that just for us to do our jobs?
对 这是在现实世界 经营公司所必需的信息 Yeah. It's basic running-a-business-in-the-real-world.
你这是什么表情 What is that look?
早啊 天啊 你还真买了张全息桌子 Morning. Oh, wow, you actually got a HoloTable.
是啊 你这个主意可真棒 Yeah. This was a great idea you had.
这能帮助我们在这个地区 和更广泛的顾客做生意 It's gonna help us sell way deeper into this turf.
现在我们可能要在这儿待上一段时间了 We might not have to uproot for a while now.
好 太好了 抱歉我迟到了 Oh, okay, great. Uh, sorry I'm late.
没事 你很会选日子迟到 Oh, no, you picked the perfect day.
大家都在享受应得的休养与恢复 Everybody's getting some well-deserved R and R.
是雪儿的主意 -谢了 雪莉 - Shirl's idea. - Oh, thanks, Shirley.
嘿 杰克 你完事后我们能谈谈吗 Um, hey, Jack, can I talk to you when you're done here?
好 不 当然 实际上我们刚刚结束 Well, yeah, no, of course. We just, uh, finished up, actually.
不是 宝贝 当然不是 No, Bun Bun. Of course not.
好 你愤怒是有道理的 Oh. Okay, okay, um, anger has its place.
但我不能把一天的休息时间 浪费在工作以外的事上 But I can't waste my day off not fully focused on work.
喂 Hello?
你的线路可能有问题 宝贝 Uh, there may be something, uh, wrong with your line, Bun Bun.
你想听听我的建议 还是说你想继续 You want my advice, or do you want to keep pretending
在那边假装线路有问题 there's something wrong with the line over there?
好啊 我是说过建议就像冰淇淋 Yeah. You know, I do say that, uh, advice is like ice cream.
是 赫博 很好 仔细听我说 好吗 Yeah, that's great, Herb. Just listen, okay?
女人就像碰运气的游戏 她们生活在不讲道理的国度 明白吗 Women, like games of chance, live in realms beyond reason, okay?
和她们打交道 你需要一种玄学心态 预感 预兆 本能 A mystic mindset is called for. Hunches, omens, instincts.
而不是一味地解释 废话说个不停 Not avalanches of explanatory blah, blah, blather.
但如果我对她开诚布公 同时她也对我坦诚... But if I'm clear and open with her, and she's clear and open with me--
灾难 那就是一场灾难 看着我 好吗 Disaster. That's a disaster. Look at me, okay?
我在努力把女朋友送上月球 对吧 I'm working hard to get my girl up to the moon, right?
那么 我是不是要 和她一直唠叨这事 不 我不要 Now, do I talk her ear off about that? No, I don't.
我注意到某些吉兆了吗 绝对的 Do I heed certain auspicious signs? Absolutely.
这些吉兆一次又一次地 聚集在牛奶...乳制品周围 Which have coalesced over and over again around milk, milk, and dairy in general.
看这个 就在这儿 Look at this, look at this. Right here.
伏特队的独赢盘口是三 赔率61 Volts by three on the money line with 61 ringers.
那我要买多少升牛奶呢 Now, what size do you buy milk in?
1.8...升 拜托 多简单的数学问题 Sixty-four, 64 ounces, come on. Simple math.
明白了 I see.
赫博 如果你爱她 那就找到你的吉兆 然后追随它 Herb, if you love her, find your milk and follow it.
好吧 应该不难 考虑到你还没赚过钱 Okay. Won't be so hard to do considering you haven't cleaned up.
赫博 Ooh! -Ah, Herb.
该死 不...好耶 -天啊 对不起 埃迪 Fuck. Oh, no, no, no. Yes! -Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, Eddie.
好的 Okay.
赫博 你是个天才 看这个 Oh, Herb, you're a genius. Look at that. Look at that!
科斯托普洛斯先生 Mr. Costopoulos?
科斯托普洛斯先生 你还好吗 Are you okay, Mr. Costopoulos?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
我刚才审核了你“踢交”...提交的投诉表 Now, I reviewed the complaint form you "sumbitted"-- submitted.
你得更加小心一点 You have to be more careful.
来 我来帮你 -不需要 拜托了 - Here, let me help you. - No need. Please.
如我所说 我审核了你的投诉表 但没有找到这个投诉的法律依据 As I was saying, I reviewed and found no legal grounds for complaint.
你的合同“贵定” 离开地球的窗口长达六个月 Your contract "stilputates" the-- the departure window up to six months.
天啊 我干嘛费这么大劲 我永远都上不去月球了 Jesus, why did I even bother? I'm never getting up there.
从一个完全不同的角度来看 On an entirely s-separate note,
我已经给这个公司发了97C4I 违规表格 I have engaged the entity in a 97C4I. Failure to comply.
真的吗 那是什么 Really? What's that?
他们忘记提交的表格 Forms they neglected to file.
所以只是文书工作 So jus-- just paperwork?
表格 女士 要正确填写和提交 F-Forms, ma'am, appropriately filled and filed,
这是我们这个有序商业社会的命脉 are the lifeblood of our orderly commercial society.
进一步不遵守规定构成藐视 And further noncompliance constitutes contempt,
那么 在与法庭合作的情况下 我有权力对他们进行逮捕 which puts it in my power, in cooperation with the courts, to make arrests.
太好了 谢谢 Oh, my God. Oh, thank you. Thank you.
你就用这个治他们 Oh, you hit them with this,
然后某个地方的某个经理就终于重视起来 and some manager somewhere is finally gonna pay attention
就能让我离开这里了 and get me out of here.
你是我的英雄 You're my hero.
我讨厌你这种暗示 女士 I resent the insinuation, ma'am.
不 我不会跟任何人说的 现在要怎么做才能让他们被捕 Oh, no, I won't tell anybody. Now, what does it take to get them arrested?
如果他们再进行销售的话 Well, if they engage in further sales.
那我们就希望他们别这么做 对吧 Let's hope they don't do that, right?
别这么说 好吗 Don't talk like that, okay?
没有什么贵族比你更好 明白吗 There is no blue blood who is any better than you, you got it?
你喜欢这个女孩 对吧 You like this girl, right?
我一直打算约她出去 I mean, I've been planning on asking her out
自从我在她工作的商店买了宠物鱼后 ever since I bought my pet fish at the store where she works.
这条鱼几岁了 How old is the fish?
三岁 快四岁了 Three, almost four.
天啊 但你还是行动了 对吧 而且你们的约会进行得很顺利 Oof. But you pulled it off, right? And the date went great.
这个嘛... Well...
他说在见到我父母之前我不能再带她出去 he said I can't take her out again until he meets my parents.
也许你认识什么人 可以替一下你的父亲 Oh, well, maybe you know someone who could pinch-hit?
我有个跟你差不多大的儿子 我也许能蒙混过关 I mean, I got a son about your age. I could probably pass.
这在专业上是不是越界了 Is this crossing some kind of line, professionally?
孩子 关于爱你要知道 任何界限都不重要 Here's the thing about love, kid. None of those lines matter.
坚持和她在一起 这是唯一的规则 Sticking by her. That's the only rule.
那今天怎么样 也许 Well, then how about today? Uh, maybe.
完美 Perfect.
好的 那谢谢了...老爸 Okay. Well, then thanks... ...Dad.
该死 Fuck.
一堆豪赌道具 注意开始 伏特队赢 独赢盘 Bunch of parlayed props, zone-in to start. Volts win, money line.
看这里 以免你忘了 你看奶昔洒到了拉莫萨和六 All right here if you forget. You see how the shake smeared off Ramosa and six?
很可靠 Mm-hmm. It's very solid.
只要赌赢一场 就能把我和我的女人送上月球 Puts me and my lady on the moon in one game.
并非没有道理 Not for nothing,
但在我看来 月球并不是最安稳的居住地区 but lunar residence doesn't strike me as the most stable sector.
我倒宁愿你用那钱先还债 And I'd clock that to cover current obligations.
我要把它作为本钱 Well, I'm making it my outlay.
这让你欠一屁股债 That puts you over the line.
欠债不还就要拿命来偿 Below the line, it's your knee.
还不清的话 就要拿你在乎的人来偿命 Above the line, it's knees that ain't yours and you might care about.
快下注吧 Lock it in.
牛奶吉兆 给我赢 Milk, baby!
科斯托普洛斯先生 我是来道歉的 Mr. Costopoulos, I came to apologize.
我不该那样跟你说话的 I shouldn't have spoken to you that way.
这在我的“置业”中很常见 It's hardly anomalous in my "oppucation." -Oh.
往往更糟 Often, it's worse.
你家狗狗真漂亮 You have a beautiful dog. Mmm.
它死了 She's passed.
节哀顺变 My condolences.
我只是想把 我们月球总部发来的这个交给你 I just wanted to hand this over from Lunar HQ.
“德七 克拉斯特LP "Der seven. Craxt LP.
斜杠加奥托五” Slash plus utrew five."
太阳风影响了我们的电报系统 Solar winds. Hell on our Telex system.
我只想让你知道 Just wanted to show you,
我在努力获得我们欠你的信息 并向你解释延误的原因 I'm trying to get the info we owe you and explain the delay.
如果有办法在这段时间 让我的人回去工作 请告诉我 If there's any way that I can put my boys back to work in the meantime.
他们真的要靠这份工作活下去 -这个我看不懂 They really can't survive without it. -This is incomprehensible.
没错 我目前只能拿到这个 所以... Well, exactly. And it's all I can get right now, so...
你应该多关心你的顾客们 女士 You should care more about your customers, ma'am.
这话什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
抱歉 我收回这句话 I'm sorry. I regret saying it.
再见 Good day.
另外 我告诉他我是区域经理 Also, I told him that I'm regional manager.
你抢走了我的工作 那我就是首席执行官了 You took my job. Well, that makes me CEO.
不行 因为那样的话 我就是走后门才能在这里工作 Well, no, 'cause then I'm only here because I'm your son,
所以我在想也许你也只是个区域经理 so I was thinking maybe you're just regional manager too.
天啊 孩子 你在交易中可真强势 Oh, wow. You are a bulldog on a deal, kid.
你们是做月球生意的人吗 因为我这只小鸟已经准备好飞向月球啦 Are you boys the moon men? 'Cause this little birdie's ready to fly.
好 女士 如何为您效劳 -我们今天不营业 Oh, sure, ma'am. How can we help? -Uh, we're closed today.
也许对其他女孩来说是这样 但我呢 Well, maybe for all the other girls, but what about for me?
是 抱歉 再见啦 Uh, yeah, sorry. Goodbye now.
记住 今晚别跟那老头做生意 And remember, no business with the old man tonight.
他会找各种借口踢你出局 He'll be looking for any excuse to count you out.
喷气球粉丝们 下午好 Good afternoon, JetBall fans.
再给我一杯双份麦乳精的奶昔 Another double-malted, please.
马上就来 先生 Coming right up, sir.
先别搅拌 等等 Don't mix it yet. Wai-- Wai-- Wait, wait.
趁...现在 N... Now.
彦俊诚进入了本垒区 Hikaru Makoto steps up to home-zone
开局领先了 本场比赛一定会很激烈 to lead-off the opening inner of what's sure to be a nail-biter.
您好 客人 想喝点什么 Hello, guest. What will it be?
嗨 埃迪 我想了一下你说的话 然后我打给了贝蒂 Hey, Eddie. So I thought about what you said, and I called Betty...
赫博 我很爱你 但我现在不能让家庭争吵 Herb, with great affection, I cannot have the domestic beef
和恒久不变的失败报告靠近我 and perpetual failure report near me right now.
好吗 拜托 -本来是... - Okay? Please. - It was gonna be--
你们好啊 击球手们 Oh, hello, sluggers.
我知道我们之间有过麻烦 I know we've had our troubles,
但是我想通了 我准备孤注一掷要登月 but I've wised up, and I'm ready to double down on the moon market.
你们能帮我吗 -今天我们休息 所以没戏 Can you boys help me out? -It's our day off, so, no chance.
老板 你呢 Ah. Well, how about you, boss?
你想卖给我一些特别的东西吗 You wanna sell me something special?
确实是顾客至上 Customer does come first.
赫博 她那样对你 你理都别理她 Don't you lift a goddamn finger, Herb. After what she did to you.
你...泼妇 快滚开 我在看最重要的比赛呢 You-- Get the fuck hence, harpy. Game of a lifetime here.
快滚 你给我带来了坏兆头 Scram. You're gootchin' me.
请给我也来一杯香草麦芽奶昔 -马上来 - One more vanilla malted, please. - Coming right up.
就要我朋友喝的这个 Just like my pal here.
冲啊...太好了... Go! Go! Yes! Yes! Yes!
赫博 你做到了... You just did that, Herb. You just did that!
你待在这里和我一起喝 你真是个奇迹 太好了 - You stay right here. You drink with me, you miracle. - Yes!
我初中的时候打过右区 You know, I played right-zone back in junior high.
初中 我知道 赫博 你跟我说过大约15次了 In junior high. I know, you told me, Herb. About 15 times.
各位 来坐下吧 别客气 Come sit, everybody. Make yourselves comfortable.
约瑟夫告诉我你是做销售的 挨家挨户上门推销 Joseph tells me you're in sales, door-to-door.
他大部分童年肯定是在路上度过的 Must have spent most of his childhood on the road.
没错 总在外面养家糊口 -不是 我什么都没错过 Absolutely, out always providing for us. -No, no, no. I didn't miss a thing.
感觉上我总不在家 但事实上不是 Well, it felt like I was gone more than I was.
男孩需要爸爸 对吧 Boys need their dads, right?
你不觉得流动的生活方式 滋生了道德沦丧吗 Don't you find the itinerant lifestyle breeds loose morals?
放荡的吉普赛人之类的 Lustful gypsies and such?
先生 如果说闯荡世界教给你一件事 那就是人们买的不是你的产品 Sir, if the road teaches you one lesson, it's folks don't buy your product,
而是你的人品 they buy your character. -Mmm.
我把这个男孩培养成最正直的人 I raised this boy to be the straightest arrow out there.
投球超过目标了 动力队... -该死 - The Jet just overthrew and the Dynamo... - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
赫博 是谁 Who, Herb?
是谁让这群弱智 丢人的家伙上场的 Who let these lobotomized puddles of shame take the field?
不知道 -真是天才啊 该死 I don't know. -What genius? Goddamn it.
你真觉得比赛输赢 和我们喝多少奶昔有关系吗 Hey, do you really think it makes a difference how much milkshake we drink?
我是说 球员们又不知道我们正在这么做 I mean, the players don't actually know we're doing it.
孩子 也没别的招 就一直喝 好吗 Well, it's all we got kid, so suck it down, huh?
为了你我会一直喝 埃迪 Mmm. Sucking it down for you, Eddie.
你知道他大学时修了两个专业吗 You know he did two majors at college?
不得不说服他放弃修三个 Had to talk him out of three. -Mmm?
爸 -在里士满州立大学修三个专业 Dad... -A triple major at Richmond State?
你第三个要读什么 What would have been the third?
慈善事业 Philanthropy.
哲学 Philosophy.
这是我们一起开的一个小玩笑 -是 It's a little joke of ours, together. -Yeah.
你们相处得真好啊 You guys get along great.
感情真深厚 这真是不可思议 What a bond. It's nearly unbelievable.
更不用说 里士满州立大学商学院院长 Not to mention, the Dean of Business at Richmond State
似乎不太记得你曾在那边就读了 didn't seem to remember much about your career there.
亲爱的 能让我们单独谈谈吗 拜托 Mmm? Would you excuse us a moment, my angel? Please.
动力队占领了两个区 这意味着 That's a double-zone set by the Dynamo and that means
伏特队有更多麻烦了 动力队领先... more bad news for the Volts as the Dynamo takes the lead...
(鸡尾酒)
我真的开始理解你对体育和博彩的 You know, I'm really starting to understand your passion
热情了 for sports and betting.
乐趣无穷 It's great fun.
只要它不对你的人际关系 或者工作上的大好机会 As long it doesn't threaten your personal relationships
构成威胁就行 or great opportunities at work.
赫博 崇拜自己工作的工人 注定要在工作中死去 Herb, workers who worship their work are doomed to die working.
这是让我摆脱工作的机会 This is my ticket out of all that shit.
菲莉斯肯定告诉过你 我参加过战争 Phyllis must have told you I served in the war.
我以前是个侦察兵 I was a scout.
这样我就能从脖子上的汗毛判断 Got so I could tell by the hairs on my neck
我们是不是被那些被洗脑的傻子伏击了 if we were facing down an ambush from those brainwashed crods.
我真希望自己当时到了参军的年龄 I wish I had been old enough to enlist.
先生 别再骗我了 Quit shining me on, mister.
因为我脖子上的汗毛在高声警告我 你们俩绝非善类 'Cause the hairs on my neck are screaming over you two
不知道在这里搞什么低级骗局 and whatever cheap con you're running here.
别急 现在听我说两句 这是个好孩子 Easy, now. Listen, this is a good kid.
他是个身穿廉价西服的骗子 -嘿 说话小心点 He's a bullshitter in a bargain-bin suit. -Hey, watch it.
打扰一下 杰克 我要和你谈谈 Excuse me. Jack, I need a minute.
雪儿 现在不行 -没问题 我这就收拾行李 Not now, Shirl. -Sure. I'll be packing.
好的 All right.
我们会解决所有问题 我马上回来 We'll figure all this out. Two seconds.
非得现在说 This has to be now?
里面到底什么事这么重要 What's going on in there that's so important?
不是销售的事 It's not sales.
我解决不了我们的问题 I can't fix our problems.
那人怀恨在心 我们走吧 Guy's got it in for us. Let's move on.
不可能 -为什么 Not gonna happen. -Why?
别编理由糊弄我 -当然不会 Don't cook up some answer for me. -No, of course not.
我们为什么要困在这里 为什么你到处乱花钱 Why are we stuck here? Why are you throwing money around?
雪儿 话别说一半 我还乱买什么了 Well, don't stop there, Shirl. What else you got?
那辆车 -天啊 The car. -Ah, geez.
我说了 那是公司的车 -我那时也不信 It's a company car, like I said. -I didn't buy it then either.
杰克 到底怎么回事 What the hell is going on, Jack?
雪儿 我不知道 不如你告诉我 你好像什么都知道似的 I don't know, Shirl. You tell me. You seem to have it all figured out.
你就这么一走了之 You're walking away?
那孩子需要我帮忙 -杰克 恭喜 The kid needs my help. -Congrats, Jack.
去帮那个有需要的孩子 然后让其他一切见鬼去吧 Help the kid in need and then let everything else go to hell.
他还好吗 你和他们共事 对吗 Is he okay? You work with them, yeah?
我爸在里面表现得真是个混蛋 My dad's being a real prick in there.
我是菲莉斯 -雪莉 I'm Phyllis. -Shirley.
能看出杰克很关心他的儿子 You can see Jack cares so much about his son.
如果我没有机会亲口说的话 你能替我告诉他我很抱歉吗 Would you please tell him I'm sorry if I don't get the chance?
现在听着 朋友 -你闭嘴吧 - Now, look, pal. - You hold your tongue.
不 你闭上你的臭嘴 Oh, no. You hold your fucking tongue.
别说了 我正要告诉他实情 Stop! I was just about to-- I was just about to tell him the truth.
告诉他妈妈...是怎样出了意外 About how Mom... was in an accident...
很严重的意外 她还没痊愈 但是... pretty bad, and sh-she's still not out of the woods yet, but...
以及你离开了一段时间 Well, how you'd been gone for a while,
但你回来帮忙了... but you came back to help. And, uh...
乔 过来 你没必要... Oh. Oh, Joe, come here, you didn't have to--
我做了很多不光彩的事 I done a lot that I'm not proud of.
事实就是... And the truth is...
在他小的时候 我就离开了他妈妈 I left his mom when he was a boy.
他很成熟 And he has been man enough
让我重回他的生活 to let me back into his life.
现在 没有他的话 我真的会不知所措 And now, really, I'd be lost without him.
不过这么说吧 Tell you this, though.
他承受过生活带来的最大摧残 He's taken the worst punches life has to offer,
这使得他准备好面对一切 and all it's done is left him ready for anything.
如果你不希望自己的女儿找这样的人 And if that's not what you want for your daughter,
我为她感到遗憾 I feel sorry for her.
乔 你妈妈的事我很遗憾 我明白这是什么感觉 I'm sorry about your mother, Joe. I know what it's like.
我知道你明白 I know you do.
我依旧把我的夏琳放在心头 I still keep my Charlene right here by my heart.
菲尔 你想不想让我... Phil, would you like me to...
是的 拜托了 Yes. Please.
第8局上半场结束 -拜托 The end of eight and a half innings. -Come on.
动力队6分 伏特队4分 伏特队的球迷现在看起来非常紧张 Dynamo six, Volts four. Volts fans looking very nervous right now.
埃德 我们得聊聊 -不行 We need to talk, Ed. -No. No.
比这赛事重要些的事 -你现在最好 Bit bigger than the game. -I am not a man
别被人看见和我在一起 雪儿 好吗 you wanna be seen with right now, Shirl, okay?
陌生人 滚开 Get lost, stranger.
我没时间也没钱给你那些 饥肠辘辘的孤儿们 知道吗 I don't have time or money for your famine-racked orphans, okay?
这个半场将会决出 This will be the half-inning that will be the determining one
联赛冠军 for the series champion.
每个人都心跳加速 呼吸急促 Hearts are beating, pulses are racing on every...
孤儿 Orphans, huh?
美景镇伏特队面对 几乎不可能翻盘的逆境 祈祷奇迹出现 The Vistaville Volts, facing impossible headwinds, pray for a miracle.
我告诉自己不会再为她哭泣了 I told myself I was done weeping for her.
什么 -但是... - What? - But...
这是她的气味 that's her smell.
现在落后两个区 Down by two zones,
来看强尼扎普能否为伏特队力挽狂澜 let's see if Johnny Zapp can turn this mess around for the Volts.
赫博 我开始意识到我可能 在这里犯了个很大的错误 Uh, Herb, it's dawning on me I might have made a decent-sized mistake here.
那看来我们最好一直不停地喝 Well, I guess we better keep drinking then.
天啊 这就是死亡的感觉 Oh, God. This is what it's like to die.
我在漂浮着 听到我妈妈从厨房里叫我 I'm floating. I hear my mother's voice calling from the kitchen.
平飞球 Ooh, line drive.
球急速穿过右场 飞向犯规杆 That ball has ripped to right field, sailing towards the foul pole.
球出界了 -什么 - And the call is out of bounds. - What?
不会吧... -天啊 No. No. No! -Oh, boy!
扎普没能攻下一区 -什么 开什么玩笑 - No zones for Zapp. - What? Are you kidding?
球飞出了右边界一点点 -不 没有 - It sailed wide right by a hair. - No, it didn't.
再看一次 Look at it again!
怎么会这样 How can that happen? How can that happen?
该死 Oh, shit.
我不希望我的夜晚这样结束 I do not prefer my evenings to end this way.
我也是 Well, me neither.
已有两位击球手出局 扎普还有最后一次孤注一掷的机会 Count back to two strikers and Zapp with one last Hail Mary try.
你和我一起 我们要拼了命地喝 You and me. We're gonna chug like my life depends on it.
来吧 快喝... Come on. Chug. Chug. Chug.
小赫 赫博特波特 Herbie? Herbert Porter.
是你 You!
淫荡小姐 -不... - Little Miss Spread-'Em-Wide. - No, no, no!
不 她只是个顾客 宝贝 -赫博 要投球了 赫博 No, no! She's just a customer, Bun Bun. -Herb, here comes the pitch! Herb!
往前...没了 Going! Going! Gone!
我赢了 我们赢了 -是一记全区大满贯 I won. We wo-- We won. -It's an all-zoners grand slam!
我刚刚...我们赢了 -伏特队赢了 - I just-- We won. - Volts win! Volts win!
雪莉 Shirley. Shirley!
我们赢了 我赢了 牛奶 We won. I-- I won. Milk, milk.
宝贝 你是我的吉兆 -我赢了 - You're my milk, Bun Bun. - I won!
这是什么意思 And what's that mean?
不知道 但很不错 I have no idea. But it's great.
我们赢了 - We won. - Mmm.
我赢了 I won!
要知道 某些陨石坑里有矿物质 You see, there-- there are minerals in certain craters
能够吸收光线 所以在晚上它们会发光 that absorb light so at night, they kind of glow.
现在 假设我想 Now, say I wanted to help
帮我女儿的这位年轻追求者 赚一些额外的佣金 my daughter's young suitor here with some extra commission.
杰克 不需要再扣他的税了吧 Who doesn't need another write-off, right, Jack?
菲尔 我很乐意帮忙 但今天是我们的休息日 Well, I'm happy to help, Phil, but it turns out it's our day off.
杰克 别跟我耍这种休假 慢慢来的花招 Ah, don't run games on me, Jacky, this day off, slow-play nonsense.
没事的 爸爸 我不介意 It's-- It's okay, Dad. I don't mind.
以后谈生意的机会多得是 There is plenty of time for business later.
天啊 我们也许会是一辈子的交情 Hell, we might know each other our whole lives.
是 我明白你的意思了 杰克 Yeah. I can take a hint, Jack.
杰克 Jack.
你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
这个嘛 Well...
你最好还是别知道 It was better that you didn't know.
我们别在走廊说话 好吗 Let's get out of the hallway, okay?
反正他在酒吧里 He's out in the bar anyway.
他...谁在酒吧 He-- He-- Who-- Who is?
你的儿子 杰克 别装了 Your son, Jack. Come on.
实际上他不是... You know, he's not actually...
完全了解情况 ...fully up to speed on that yet.
所以拜托了 我并不以此为荣 但是没错 他是我的儿子 So, please. I'm not proud of this, but, yeah, he's my boy.
所以他自己不知道 但那个女孩和她爸爸知道 So he doesn't know, but that girl and her dad do?
是这样...我们跟他们撒了谎 Well... ...what we told them was a lie,
但是雪儿 我现在告诉你的是真相 but what I'm telling you now, Shirl, is the truth.
天啊 杰克 My God, Jack.
你在月球上的家人们知道这事吗 Your family up on the moon, do they know?
他们的话 Well, as far as they go,
事实证明 作为一个 it turns out it's easier to sell people
慈爱的父亲和丈夫 而不是我本人 更容易卖掉房子 as a loving father and husband than as I, uh, you kn--
我从没告诉过你 这样你就不用撒谎了 I never told you so you never had to lie.
你为自己创造了相当孤独的生活 Pretty lonely life you made for yourself.
不对 拜托 这个世界上 最好的人都陪在我身边 No, come o-- I've got the best people in the world with me.
抱歉 这事让我表现得这么奇怪 Sorry it had me acting so strange. -Mmm.
你知道你得告诉他真相 You know you have to tell him.
当然了 但我能为他做的还有很多 Of course, but there's a lot I can do for him
在他还没因为我以前的所作所为恨我时 without him hating me for who I used to be.
一旦他自立了 我会告诉他一切 Once he's up on his feet, I'll tell him everything.
这得他说了算 It'll be up to him.
祝你好运 我说真的 Good luck with that. I mean it.
知道吗 我今晚就告诉他 You know what? I'm gonna tell him tonight.
他是个好孩子 如果他现在不能明白 他永远也不会明白 对吧 He's a great kid, and if he doesn't get it now, he never will. Right?
好样的 这会很难 Good for you. It won't be easy.
晚安 Night.
听着 蒙特斯先生 Now, look here, Mr. Montes.
如果菲莉斯要和一个推销员约会 If Phyllis is going to be dating a salesman,
那你最好不要成为那种浪费闲钱的人 then you better not be the kind who wastes easy money by,
休假 you know, taking days off.
所以我在想 如果你还感兴趣 So, I'm-- I'm thinking, if you're still interested,
也许我们可以做点生意 maybe we could, um, do some business.
这才对嘛 乔 Now that's my kind of attitude, Joe.
埃德 我没这个心情 Not really in the mood, Ed.
好吧 是因为你刚才想告诉我的 那个重要事情吗 Okay. Is this about the important thing you wanted to tell me?
不是 No.
原来不是什么重要的事 Turned out to be nothing.
好吧 那你想听听我的重要事情吗 'Kay. Um, you wanna hear my, uh, important thing then,
这事真的很重要 which is actually, uh-- Oh, it's not nothing.
我一生都在说:“就是这个时刻 So I spent my whole life saying, "This is the moment.
我的一生都在走向这个时刻” This is the moment that my whole life has been leading up to."
但这个时刻真的来临了 But this, this is really it.
天啊 埃迪 Jesus, Eddie.
因为如果你答应了 Because if it's a yes from you about this,
我今后就真的无欲无求了 I will never want bigger than that. Ever.
B地段 18号 -中型B楼 Lot B-18. -Midsize B-Plex.
魅力四射 Full of charm, full of charm.
我们就当这是个开始吧 今后会如何 我们现在不得而知 Let's call it a beginning of, uh, of more than we can currently know.
埃迪 太好了 你做得很好 It's great, Eddie. You did great.
抱歉 这可不等人 这个...我们到底要不要去 Um, excuse me, this is now. This-- Are we doing this or what?
你真是认真的 You're really serious.
雪莉 机不可失 Shirley, powerful forces are at work here.
失不再来 They are not to be spurned.
还有就是...我爱你 And... I love you.
雪莉 我爱你 I love you, Shirley.
你的销售本领这么强 让人生畏了 It's kinda scary how good you were on your feet.
现在 在你下次约会前 我们要不要谈谈有关性的话题 Now, do we need to have a birds-and-bees talk before your next date?
不要 我想即使不谈那个我也行 Uh, no. No, I think I'm all right without that.
乔 你是个出色的年轻人 You are an impressive young man, Joe.
你知道 虽然听起来很奇怪 N-- You know, strange as it may sound,
我刚才在里面说的很多都是发自真心的 I-- I meant a lot of what I said in there.
而且... And, uh...
而且... And...
我知道你受不了他 I know that you can't stand him.
但无论他在哪里... But wherever he is...
我敢肯定 能有你这样的儿子 你爸爸一定很自豪 I bet your dad would be proud to call you his son.
这个...杰克 谢谢你为我做的一切 Well... Thanks for everything, Jack.
如果没有你 我早就放弃了 I would've given up on it without you.
“放弃” 绝不 "Give up"? Never.
我儿子才不会呢 你走吧 Not my son. Get out of here.
晚安 Good night.
字幕翻译:谭萱